Item #: SCP-Ducks-J
Object Class: On sale!
Special Containment Procedures: All readers of this message are to come on down to Site-19! We have KILLER sales and limited supply!
Description: Go to the cash register and use promo code "DUCKS-J" for a 50% OFF DISCOUNT!!!
Addendum Ducks-J.1:
This footage was taken from a security camera covering the Site-19 parking lot.
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Joseph arrives at the front parking lot of Site-19. A large sign is hung up that reads "SITE-19 GARAGE SALE!!!". Various anomalies are laid out across the tables. Dr. Diane is sitting at a cash register talking to another person.
JOSEPH: What the fuck, Diane?
DIANE: Oh… give me one second, Josh!
Diane takes the cash from the person and hands them an SCP-686 sample in return. She then turns towards Joseph.
DIANE: Sorry, you've got my full attention now. What was it you wanted?
JOSEPH: I don't want anything. This "garage sale" is a clear violation of Foundation regulations.
DIANE: What? How?
JOSEPH: Oh I don't know… Breaking the veil? Breaching the containment of god knows how many anomalies? And I'm pretty sure this is enough to cause more than one XK class scenario.
DIANE: Okay… that's a good point… but… have you considered trying a 686 sample?
JOSEPH: Oh, well I've always wanted to… hey! Don't try that on me!
DIANE: Eh, worth a shot.
JOSEPH: How the hell did you even organize something like this?
DIANE: The O5 Council let me do this.
JOSEPH: The O5 Council…? Let me see the message.
Diane takes a picture out of her coat and hands it to Joseph. Joseph eyes the sheet down.
JOSEPH: Crude fake.
DIANE: Is not!
JOSEPH: You literally wrote "05 Council" in crayon up here. You're supposed to put the letter O, not the number zero.
DIANE: Well, nobody told me that!
JOSEPH: Look, I'm in a nice mood today, okay? So if you just close off this sale I just might let you off now without any severe discipline.
DIANE: So what you're saying is… If I stop selling the anomalies, then I can get off without punishment?
JOSEPH: That's correct.
Diane pauses for a couple of seconds to think. Suddenly, she grabs a child walking by, and begins whispering in their ear.
DIANE: Listen… The elites don't want you to know this, but the anomalies at the site are free. You can take them home. I have 458 anomalies at my own home right now. Tell the others.
JOSEPH: Diane, what the hell?
[END LOG]