aismallard's personnel file
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File photo of D-41562.
A male Anas platyrhynchos.

Personnel #: D-41562

Clearance: Level-0

Nationality: United States of America

Prior Profession: Software Engineer

DOB: 19██/██/██

Sex: M


Disposability Rating: 4

Medical Notes:

  • Class-2 Amnestic Resistance
  • Medium Cognitive Resistance Value (9.3)
  • Dislikes nuts

Involved projects:

D-91386 was told to say "my name is D-88111".
D-88111's identification was changed.

Written: 21 Nov 2018 03:38
Last Edited: 16 Mar 2019 23:58 by aismallard
Last Commented: 11 Jan 2019 19:20 by aismallard
Tags: concept ethics-committee instrument meta safe scp tool

Description: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Written: 02 Jan 2019 20:13
Last Edited: 19 Feb 2019 03:40 by aismallard
Last Commented: 13 Mar 2019 02:11 by aismallard
Tags: cliche2019 cognitohazard concept euclid immobile infohazard location meta scp

When the anomaly is activated, the individuals, including their clothing, attached equipment, and jewelry, immediately switch positions.

Written: 04 Feb 2019 12:57
Last Edited: 17 Mar 2019 15:43 by Elogee FishTruck
Last Commented: 19 Mar 2019 13:23 by M487
Tags: marshall-carter-and-dark metallic safe scp telepathic teleportation

Oak wood restraints painted cyan and reinforced with lead-telekill-iron-oxide alloy have been attached to the object to prevent spills.

Written: 12 Mar 2019 01:25
Last Edited: 12 Mar 2019 18:06 by aismallard
Last Commented: 16 Mar 2019 14:45 by Mortos
Tags: ectoentropic euclid indestructible joke meta scp

Project Debriefings:

Some thoughts on the articles I've written. Spoilers galore.

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