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Because somehow, Egyptian gods, the SPC universe, mysterious soul-vacuum devices, bad puns, and seagull scientists can all happily coexist in the same storyline. No wonder they called themselves Team Bird, the plot brainstorming must have been done while everyone was hella high.

Head honcho of SCPDeclassified

BE-Class "Migration" End-of-Consciousness Scenario


Eta-4 "Begone Thoth"

Did you know that birds have their own gods? Well, "gods" is kind of a term we're not meant to use. We're supposed to use "Apex-tier Pluripotent Entity", but nobody around's going to enforce that, so why bother?

Anyway, one day, we did something to piss off one of the gods. He got so angry that he came down from his high-and-mighty throne in who-knows-where and tried to wipe the human population off the face of the Earth by giving them bird minds. It worked, and now I think we're all screwed.

Who are we? We're Mobile Task Force Eta-4, otherwise known as "Begone Thoth". I swear to Medila, I'm going to track down and peck whoever decided on that name. I digress. It's our job to uphold the mission of the Old Foundation. Seventy-five birds against seven billion humans, a god, and Medila-knows how many anomalies (some of them from Thoth himself). The odds are bleak, I know. But we've got brains, determination, and a whole lotta bird-power. If we pull this off right, we can stop this apocalypse.

Medila help us all.

—Dr. Frederick Hoygull, PhD
Avian Division Head



The Main Storyline


SCP-3095 (Bird is the Word) by not_a_seagullnot_a_seagull

PART ONE: Doomsday

1. SCP-3662 (The Doomsday Clock) by AyersAyers
2. SCP-3296 (The Drifter) by not_a_seagullnot_a_seagull
3. Tale: Join the Flock by not_a_seagullnot_a_seagull
Recommended: SCP-2785 by not_a_seagullnot_a_seagull
4. Tale: Tales of the Automaton: The Big Birdocalypse by not_a_seagullnot_a_seagull
5. SCP-3362 (A Forced Self-Insert) by not_a_seagullnot_a_seagull


PART TWO: Migration

Team Bird = The whole gosh dang team



By the magnificent KaraKattKaraKatt!

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EE-3570 by KaraKattKaraKatt

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What if I can't/don't want to read all these pages?

The official Team Bird Machete Order is as follows:

EE-3570Avian Anthology IUMBRAL MIGRATORY SEQUENCEAvian Anthology II

EE-3570 will summarize the scenario for you, and the Avian Anthologies + Umbral Migratory is where all the action is. If you want, or if you're really starved for time, you can also skip SCP-3095, as it can be summarized as "birds that are scientists that work for the Foundation."

However, if you do have the time, we heavily recommend reading the rest of the material. It will give more context to this universe, and it's all really good stuff!

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