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Subject's dog.

Name: ███ ███ ███

Security Clearance: [REDACTED]

Location: Site-48, Site-56

Description: Subject is a proud graduate of Brighton High School in Positano, California. Subject frequents convenience stores on a daily basis. It is of note that this individual prefers Site-48, and only visits Site-56 as a requirement of his employment.

Subject claims to be an expert regarding trombones and euphoniums, but this has not been confirmed.


Documents: The following is a complete list of all documents written by this subject.

SCP-3763

A Piece of Him is Still Around

"My dad liked to keep secrets, especially around my mom…"

SCP-4081

Audition Interference

No more warnings will be given.

SCP-2772-J

SUV Sales Pitch

Only 97,223 miles!

ZLQMK/6XY4R/V4D3R

Thalbrum Vehicle Security System

We have a lot of work to do and a lot of money to make.


Testimonials: The following is a complete list of all testimonials regarding the subject.

I don't know him very well, so I really can't say anything about him.

-Dr. Victoria Vomac

Oh, him? Honestly, the less you know, the better.

-Dr. Franklin Ficarra

Back when I used to work at Site-48, he was known as "that guy", you know? He didn't do much, but when he did anything, he did it right the first time.

-Dr. Bradson Boudames

Guy's not good at decisions. I saw him look at my SUV, and I offered to sell it to him. He said that he would think about it, so I was surprised when I saw him drive up in this economy sedan a few days later. He bragged to me about how cheap he got his Hyundai Excel, when he could've bought my Explorer for two-thirds of the price! Some people just don't know how to decide for themselves.

-Dr. Gary Gleason

I don't know what he does here. I've never seen his credentials, but he seems to have a high enough clearance to access anything in Site-56. He can't be the Site Director, that's Palermo, but he can't be a janitor, either.

-Researcher Sharon Sheffield

He sleeps at his desk all day. I've never seen him do any sort of work around here. I think he hires a D-Class to do his paperwork for him. We may not deal with the most dangerous anomalies around here, but his work "ethic" is still unprofessional.

-Researcher Terrance Tsai

To ███ ███,

Your audition is complete.

Please do not come again. Please. We beg you.

- Keep Brighton Functioning Committee

I love when he's around! Every day he comes by, he puts Researcher Donahue in his place, which is hard to do, cause Donahue is an irresponsible party animal. I know that this level of unprofessionalism is frowned upon these days, but ███'s still good at breaking the ice.

-Agent Caesar Spago

Who?

-Agent Gregory Glines

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