Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne's Personnel File
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Caterer Hyne preparing a 'Data Ex-Sponge Cake'.

Name: Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne

Occupation: Preparation of consumables.

Location: Caterer Hyne is currently located at the food preparation area at Site ██.

History: Timothy A. Hyne graduated from Oxford University with degrees in Mathematics, Physics and Philosophy. Inexplicably, he then decided to become a chef. Caterer Hyne was the head chef at the [DATA EXPUNGED], Paris for seven years before the restaurant was destroyed during a containment breach of SCP-███.
He then became a cook at the '██████ Spoon' diner in Florida for two years until it was evacuated after becoming host to SCP-███.
Caterer Hyne remained homeless for two years until he encountered SCP-███. At this point, [DATA EXPUNGED] despite his grievous injuries, was brought onto Site ██ staff.
Over the next three years, he made a healthy recovery.

Caterer Hyne has provided food for those working with these SCP's:

SCP Rating Comments Created
SCP-670 241 33 18 Aug 2011 22:49
SCP-737 106 30 20 Aug 2011 14:10
SCP-753 248 36 21 Aug 2011 14:03
SCP-777 81 19 22 Aug 2011 04:07
SCP-870 309 48 22 Aug 2011 18:47
SCP-846 326 54 24 Aug 2011 13:21
SCP-927 47 20 24 Aug 2011 22:21
SCP-993 855 154 25 Aug 2011 20:05
SCP-779 120 27 01 Sep 2011 20:31
SCP-872 251 60 01 Oct 2011 00:29
SCP-929 39 18 08 Oct 2011 00:46
SCP-844 45 14 08 Oct 2011 03:24
SCP-849 58 19 08 Oct 2011 04:50
SCP-855 72 22 08 Oct 2011 11:32
SCP-857 124 19 08 Oct 2011 21:21
SCP-862 101 31 09 Oct 2011 21:54
SCP-875 90 13 10 Oct 2011 20:58
SCP-863 76 18 11 Oct 2011 21:15
SCP-918 140 35 12 Oct 2011 21:01
SCP-949 157 47 16 Oct 2011 21:39
SCP-1002 170 27 19 Oct 2011 20:53
SCP-1891 89 17 28 Oct 2011 14:56
SCP-1018 158 20 19 Nov 2011 23:00
SCP-1154 113 28 24 Jun 2012 01:34
SCP-1151 142 54 28 Jun 2012 03:25
SCP-1437 721 142 25 Aug 2012 23:30
SCP-1603 146 26 09 Mar 2013 19:42
SCP-1312 329 73 10 Mar 2013 03:28
SCP-1592 94 16 10 Mar 2013 21:56
SCP-1607 142 38 11 Mar 2013 22:24
SCP-1944 152 38 14 Mar 2013 22:57
SCP-1319 261 48 17 Mar 2013 02:33
SCP-1279 128 42 18 Mar 2013 22:43
SCP-1593 77 21 26 Apr 2013 19:35
SCP-2384 149 27 14 Dec 2016 19:51
SCP-2391 99 23 15 Dec 2016 21:05
SCP-2874 125 24 17 Dec 2016 20:14
SCP-2536 43 15 19 Dec 2016 02:31
SCP-2452 36 15 20 Dec 2016 14:56
SCP-3207 52 12 02 Feb 2018 17:45
SCP-3318 128 25 04 Feb 2018 18:50
SCP-3134 20 3 07 Feb 2018 21:10
SCP-3843 72 13 12 Feb 2018 02:16
SCP-3127 105 23 15 Feb 2018 05:29
SCP-3422 34 6 17 Feb 2018 18:00
SCP-3587 22 5 18 Feb 2018 06:47
SCP-3271 50 5 19 Feb 2018 16:52
Tanhony's Proposal 181 50 22 Feb 2018 04:39
SCP-3166 105 27 24 Feb 2018 23:18
SCP-3255 41 8 26 Feb 2018 23:47
SCP-3135 72 10 28 Feb 2018 18:01
SCP-3149 56 15 02 Mar 2018 03:27
SCP-3936 77 15 03 Mar 2018 21:53
SCP-3151 19 6 11 Mar 2018 01:10
SCP-3160 150 16 11 Mar 2018 23:55
SCP-3179 55 11 13 Mar 2018 02:40
SCP-3182 45 9 15 Mar 2018 04:21
SCP-3186 115 21 15 Mar 2018 23:48
SCP-3172 38 4 17 Mar 2018 00:37
SCP-3890 167 29 18 Mar 2018 18:42
SCP-3411 29 14 25 Mar 2018 21:56

Caterer Hyne has found these documents under the ovens in the food preparation area:

Tale Rating Comments Created
3. Mr. Money 76 8 16 Sep 2011 15:56
9. Mr. Clumsy 92 16 22 Sep 2011 15:42
Property of Communication Verifier ████, SPC Corporation 44 17 01 Oct 2011 21:28
Behind the Scenes 174 25 04 Oct 2011 16:49
Game Day Part 1: Preliminaries 55 8 05 Oct 2011 21:02
Recorded 35 15 08 Oct 2011 06:52
A Little Chat 16 6 22 Oct 2011 21:50
Welcome to the Future 114 18 25 Oct 2011 22:06
Shark Tale 21 23 26 Oct 2011 15:16
Communication Log Magenta 25 6 28 Oct 2011 21:30
Fun 17 8 16 Nov 2011 16:25
The Case of the Missing Hand 46 16 15 Jan 2012 00:12
Sudden Thoughts 12 14 26 Feb 2012 17:09
What Lies Ahead 87 36 24 Mar 2013 23:03
BobbleCon 2018 68 12 13 Feb 2018 03:06
The Night Beach 30 4 18 Feb 2018 19:35
The Revolution Will Be Televised 48 10 23 Feb 2018 21:11

Caterer Hyne's Recipes:

Saturday Surprise

  • Twenty-seven (27) red apples, fifteen (15) of which must be bruised
  • One (1) green apple, no bruising
  • Two (2) slices of pepperoni pizza
  • Excretions from SCP-███ 'The Secret Ingredient'

Data Ex-Sponge Cake

  • One (1) sponge cake
  • One (1) marker pen
  • Write the words 'data expunged' onto the sponge cake.

Tele-Kill Takeaway

  • One (1) sheet of metal painted blue
  • Two (2) tomatoes
  • One (1) carrot
  • Three (3) eggs

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  • Whatever's left from the Saturday Surprise
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