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269 A Fat Ghost (author) 2009-04-19
“Explain to me why we’re hiding in somebody’s old, abandoned crap-shack, son.” Neil R. Ghost (age twenty-eight) had never imagined that he would find himself in the situation that he was in…
728 A Fat Ghost (author) 2009-01-27
I’m walking through the snow. The crunch of my footsteps creates a slow, yet persistent rhythm, the lack of a breeze allowing the sound to carry surprisingly far. My name is Neil, and I am hunting a…
DR. COG AND THE PLASTIC FANTASTIC A Fat Ghost (author) 2009-12-03
One day, Dr. Cog was walking through his lab (being a scientist and all), when he found Dr. Crow trying to catch his attention. It was never a hard thing to do, as Dr. Cog was usually quite bored,…
SCPoems A Fat Ghost (author) 2009-02-05
Some day, they'll all be immortalised in verse, eh. Enjoy "682" Big angry lizard Kind of grumpy, but still fun Until he eats you "447" Delicious slime ball Leaves one feeling minty fresh No dead…
Autoerotic Assassination A Random Day (author) 2017-07-24
SCP-173 has a human brain - or at least, a human-like brain. I know this because I have possessed it. My name is Carmen Lopez. I was born on January 17, 1951, in Santa Clara, California. I joined…
Avatara A Random Day (author) 2016-02-15
The best way to conquer one's enemies is to befriend them. "We sent twelve operatives into that farmhouse and never heard from them again. The robots we sent in shut down before getting through…
Deus Vulture A Random Day (author) 2017-08-02
« T Plus | Deus Vulture | Conqueror Worm » Captain Sarah Hughes felt ill-at-ease, standing in the center of the lobby as scientists, engineers, programmers, and mathematicians streamed around…
Domo Arigato A Random Day (author) 2015-06-25
ACT I Gregory awoke in a large room, tied to a chair. At least, he guessed it was a large room, and that it was a chair. Gregory couldn't actually see anything - as best as he could tell, he was…
Enasni Si Gnihtyreve A Random Day (author) 2014-11-26
He inhales and exhales at a pace and intensity not unlike a buffalo mid-coitus. Of course, it isn't like anyone can hear him, given that the building is screaming while red lights strobe the…
Hands A Random Day (author) 2014-07-17
When you come across it, half-buried in the grass by the side of the walking path, the first thing that stands out is how comically out-of-place it is.The hideous ochre rust that adorns its surface…
Hypervelocity A Random Day (author) 2017-01-01
In thirty minutes she will either be dead or the greatest criminal known to Eurtec. Either way, she's going to get one hell of a fix. The target is a squat, unimposing, one-story concrete block - a…
I Thought You Died Alone A Random Day (author) 2015-11-23
> To: Santosh Desai (pcs.52a|iaseds#pcs.52a|iaseds) > From: Arvind Desai (pcs.24|iaseda#pcs.24|iaseda) > Subject: Movie? Hi Santosh, I haven't seen you in a while and was wondering what you're up…
Industrial Espionage A Random Day (author) 2014-07-07
The following document was collected in the aftermath of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Sensitive portions of the document have been removed. 7/16/87 Brand new entry in a brand new journal. This isn't my…
Moonlighting A Random Day (author) 2016-07-27
When Santosh was six years old, he found out that Santa Claus didn't exist. After writing his Christmas list, he told his parents about it, mentioning the Game Boy and roller skates on the list. His…
Nonpareil A Random Day (author) 2016-01-22
Her metamorphosis took place at the dinner table. She abruptly crumpled up, compressing herself into a fat, rounded form before a light red layer of veins covered her, themselves being covered by a…
Nothing Human A Random Day (author) 2014-07-07
"Following this event, settlements were quickly established. The interim leaders of the settlements, Omega-021, Epsilon-024, Zeta-031, and Gamma-050 decided that a meritocracy would form a solid…
Reboot or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Apocalypses A Random Day (author) 2014-10-25
1 "Oh God, this is it! It's happening!" "Calm down. We've prepped for this. What kind of scenario?" "…AK-class, cause unclear. The signal came from Area-23. Critical containment failure, final…
Strung Out in Heavens High A Random Day (author) 2015-08-19
PREVIOUSLY on THE INCREASINGLY POOR DECISIONS OF GREGORY PLUMP Gregory awoke in a large room, tied to a chair… "Well Gregory, you're in quite a bit of trouble," a monotone voice rang out… "It's…
T Minus A Random Day (author) 2016-06-17
« SCP-2664 | T Minus | T Plus » SEPTEMBER 1, 1998 T-MINUS SEVEN HOURS Initializing 9JX_Intelligence_Matrix_FINAL2.ai… Initializing 9JY_Intelligence_Matrix_FINAL3.ai… Initializing…
T Plus A Random Day (author) 2017-08-01
« T Minus | T Plus | Deus Vulture » SEPTEMBER 1, 1998 T-PLUS ZERO MINUTES The eerie crimson glow of the emergency lights illuminated the three groups of armed commandos, two frightened…
Terminal Velocity A Random Day (author) 2017-11-20
The room swirls into your view, colored purple and pink. The bed is plush and smells like sex and bad decisions. A naked boy lying to your left runs his fingers down your chest. "Hey. Rookie. Wake…
The Ballad of Santa Troy A Random Day (author) 2014-12-23
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the site Everyone was busy, typing up skips (well, except Bright). Pixel and Moose fought to keep peace in the chat, For the Christmas trolls had…
The Man-Machine A Random Day (author) 2018-01-02
When I went to bed that night, I briefly imagined snuggling up to him. The pressure of his legs pressed against mine, the warmth of his back on my chin, the soft smoothness of his skin. Then the…
Zeitgeist A Random Day (author) 2018-01-14
The old house on the corner of Seventh Portland Street and Too Many Portlands Streets Avenue has been legally declared a natural ghost sanctuary. It's not much of a sanctuary: the house is a husk,…
Escape Abettik (author) 2015-12-30
"We're patient." FROM: 211.22.66.65|4412_3s#211.22.66.65|4412_3s TO: 001.56.64.17|4609_2a#001.56.64.17|4609_2a, 001.56.64.17|8943199_1a#001.56.64.17|8943199_1a SUBJECT: Proceed Gentlemen, Orders…
Regret Abettik (author) 2015-10-15
Dr. Lang woke up happy. Everything was okay again, the way it was meant to be. He had fixed it. Or maybe it had never happened, and was all a misunderstanding. A moment later, the dread hit. The…
Yellow Abettik (author) 2014-01-17
Jack dropped a handful of change into the mug. A few quarters, a dime, mostly pennies. "Thank you sir," the beggar replied, "may He bless you." Jack had noticed this beggar show up a week ago. He'd…
This is Only a Test Abhainn (author) 2014-08-28
Agent Meyers felt something cold on his thigh, rousing him enough to realize that he also had a headache. Meyers had been hungover more than once before and began to catalog the telltale signs……
I Keep The Wolf From The Door AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-29
“This was…surprisingly nice, 5760. Though you've provided me with a particularly low standard.” 5760’s ears perked in happiness. Despite the flickering candlelight making 5760’s various bony…
I Slip, I'm Still An Animal AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-10-23
SCP-5760 Incident Log Delta: As of 05/04/2016, SCP-5760 has breached containment and has not been reclaimed. Former Security Head Gonzalez appears to have organized its escape, in addition to…
Show You What All That Howl Is For AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-24
“Please put your hand into the mouth of the statue.” D-19238 did nothing. “I said put your hand in the mouth of the statue.” D-19238 simply grinned. “I know you from somewhere, don’t I?” “Failure to…
The Beast You've Made Of Me AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-27
“Are you sure?” the creature asked, ears flattened in uncertainty, claws pressed ever so lightly into the researcher’s exposed stomach. “I don’t want to make you do anything you’re not comfortable…
Whoa, Here She Comes AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-22
"Dr. Agarwal," Reynolds poked his head nervously into Lakshmi's office, "you're needed in 5760's enclosure." "That’s the kitten, right? The kitten that cures all forms of pediatric cancer?" "No,…
Application to form MTF Rho-87 ACal (author) 2017-04-29
Opening Statement Application to form MTF Rho-87 Required Material Personnel Requisition CLASSIFIED - MTFC To: Director of MTFs From: Dr. Ahmed Faisal, Site-19 Subject: Application to…
Radiance And Cachinnation Accelerando (author) 2016-11-13
On a grey horizon, thousands of towering buildings stood, some tilted at certain angles, others snapped in half. A great emptiness was felt in the air, as sound seemed to bounce endlessly off the…
Acquisition Log SCP-███-█ Adam Smascher (author) 2011-09-09
Some time in early June 18██, a number of ██████████, Tennessee area newspapers began carrying stories of a haunting at the █████ residence, located at ██ █████████ Road. FoldUnfold Table of…
Conclusions RE: D-173-2263 Incident Adam Smascher (author) 2012-04-11
As you know, my reason for requesting this footage were the strange findings of my autopsies of subjects 173-2263, -2264, and -2267. > To: Dr. Delano Smascher ( pcs.41a|rehcsamsd#pcs.41a|rehcsamsd…
Document Alpha-Zeta-2 Aeish (author) 2010-05-07
Document recovered in the canteen of Site-██. Current source of writings are unknown, but at this time theorised [REDACTED]. Item appears to be some form of diary, however as the possibility of it…
Whole Aeish (author) 2010-02-01
What was fragmented is now one. What was in pieces is now fixed. That which was broken is now whole. She who was dormant is brought forth. We have succeeded in our task. The future of the Broken God…
A Calculated Risk Aelanna (author) 2012-04-27
The door to Observation Room 221-D opened, then closed with a muted click. The man who slipped quietly through walked slowly across the room to the table set up in front of the window, and fondly…
Bloodletting Aelanna (author) 2012-09-07
September 7 I had a dream last night, something that doesn't happen to me very often at all. I laugh and joke about how I seem to have no imagination at all, but it really is odd that I haven't had…
Clippings Aelanna (author) 2014-06-23
U.N, Civil Rights Groups Slam US Military Over Controversial Weapons Programs (AP, Washington D.C.) — Public outrage has intensified as new evidence was leaked in the case of the US military's…
Final Regrets Aelanna (author) 2013-08-03
Regret had existed since time immemorial, since the first mind capable of reflecting upon its actions took a moment to consider the consequences of its decisions. With each passing generation, as…
Flower Girl Aelanna (author) 2013-05-02
Blossom was a flower girl who was in fact a flower she worked a shop on Third and Pearl which was in fact her bower A boy walked by and pointed out her status with some laughter and though she…
For Want of a Nail... Aelanna (author) 2012-04-06
A single nine-millimeter round rolled lazily across the floor. If it were a bit more invested, it might have been upset at the rookie agent who carelessly let it roll away across the table in his…
Patterns Aelanna (author) 2009-08-17
Dear Mom, Hi from school, it's me, Elaine. I know it's been a while since I've written anything, but it's been really busy over here and I just haven't had the time. I know it's strange for me to be…
Puzzle Aelanna (author) 2010-02-01
Now that I think about it, the old man wasn't trying to keep it away from us so he could solve it. He was trying to keep it away from us so we couldn't. He was dirty and unkempt, his hair a matted…
Scrapbooking Aelanna (author) 2013-05-03
Flip. I turn the page back, and it's the two weeks we spent in the Bahamas. We stayed in a beachfront cabin, enjoying every sunset as if it would be our last, caring about nothing except for the…
Surveyor Aelanna (author) 2013-08-10
Senior Agent Jehr stretched as the secretary paged his commanding officer, taking the time to enjoy his first real elbow room in six months. While the survey cutters used by the Foundation had…
Sympathy Aelanna (author) 2012-10-30
It had taken a long time and a lot of practice, but he was now able to draw pretty well. Or at least he thought so. He could also write well enough that he could ask for just about anything he…
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream Aelanna (author) 2009-08-04
August 3, 200█: A red light blinked on and off, annoyingly insistent amongst a sea of green and blue denoting the status of the Foundation's worldwide assets. The man at the console, annoyed at…
Trepanning Aelanna (author) 2012-11-14
November 15 Migraine again. They always seem to strike at the worst time, though I have a pretty good guess what the cause of this one is. The F Work pays well, but sometimes shit happens and it's…
We're Sorry Aelanna (author) 2014-02-25
We didn't mean for it to end like this. Ten thousand solar cycles ago, we volunteered to be the vanguards of an expedition to colonize a planet other than our homeworld. Stripped of our mortality,…
Afterlife AFX Neuromancer (author) 2018-08-06
Nathan can't remember his own face. It's been altered so many times that his reflection is a stranger. He knows from early photographs what he's supposed to look like, but no longer self-identifies…
Heart in the Hand of Matter AFX Neuromancer (author) 2017-12-05
Grace had just put the baby to bed and settled down on the couch next to him to watch the Texaco Star Theatre when the phone rang. She set aside the crochet hooks and yarn she was shaping into a hat…
Ingénue AFX Neuromancer (author) 2017-04-04
Ingénue The butt of a baton clacked against the door. "Twenty-two hundred! Lights out!" Mitchell turned the light off and reclined on his bunk, listening to the kapo's footsteps dwindle as he…
Kids with Guns AFX Neuromancer (author) 2017-11-02
Nathan peeled a rheumy eye open. The phone was ringing. It automatically picked up after the third ring. Where are you? said the voice on the other end. Nathan didn't ask who was calling. There was…
Kids with Guns Part Three AFX Neuromancer (author) 2018-05-23
Part Three Nathan jumped out the back of the Transall 700C. He was high enough that he could see the curvature of the planet. Far below him and to the southeast, out to sea, a storm was brewing off…
Kids with Guns Part Two AFX Neuromancer (author) 2018-01-23
Part Two The explosion reduced the house to kindling and flipped Nathan over before slamming him to the ground. His combat suit protected him from the heat and debris, but the concussive shockwave…
ClusterfREDACTED agatharights (author) 2011-10-20
The muffled sound reminded her of fireworks. A dull "boom, boom" in the distance that echoed over the landscape. She was half-asleep when it happened, before her phone rang. Groaning, she rolled…
Fifteen To Sixteen agatharights (author) 2010-02-15
“I’d think it would be warmer.” “Huh?” “The end of the world. I mean, think about it. When somebody says post-apocalyptic wasteland, you picture a desert, right?” “Mm. I guess so.” “Instead of the…
RUN AWAY FOREVURRR agatharights (author) 2011-10-24
"You're shivering," he commented, thickly accented voice purring in her ear. She jumped, her shoulder knocking against his chin, and pressed onwards. "A-am not." "I can see you, m'dear, if not with…
SCP-9005-2 agatharights (author) 2010-09-01
Doctor Evelyn Weston had the summer flu that was going around. Nothing special about that, just a vague, nauseous rumble in her stomach that had her going to the bathroom every hour or so to empty…
The Decoy agatharights (author) 2010-04-09
Clef felt a little regretful, he would have to admit. He’d always found Rights very agreeable, if not the brightest bulb on the chandelier. At the very least, he felt sorry enough to sit at her…
The God And World agatharights (author) 2010-02-17
The priests looked up in horror as there was a great, deep growl from above them. Somewhere, in the vast impenetrable body of their World and their God… metal ground to a halt. It was a horrifying…
What Love Is, Part One agatharights (author) 2008-12-23
"Warm and Wet" By Dr Rights SCP-542, Herr Chirurg, stands imposing at his current seven-foot-two even while seated, the recently-replaced bones in his legs having boosted his height, though he still…
World Tour agatharights (author) 2010-02-01
There were a lot of ghosts. It was a given, and she’d known it the whole time, but it still startled her a little as the UAV moved over the desert. They were usually invisible to the naked eye, but…
Aftermath Agent MacLeod (author)
2014-12-01
"I was there, assisting in the cleanup of something that should not have been"
Home is A Place with Mushrooms Agent MacLeod (author) 2016-04-03
Also, for some reason, a ton of those mushrooms can talk
keine Kosten zu hoch Agent MacLeod (author) 2015-03-06
No cost is too high for victory.
Person of Interest File #2273/01 Agent MacLeod (author) 2016-09-06
Some comfort may be found in the shadow of the Machine Goddess, our Broken Salvation
Strange Things Happen at Sea Agent MacLeod (author) 2015-07-09
But stranger things still happen in the hearts of men
The only way left to go is forward Agent MacLeod (author) 2017-03-15
It's just one foot in front of the other
War is Child's Play Agent MacLeod (author) 2015-06-26
But in this game, there are no victors
Coffee Date Aggressive Pepsi (author) 2018-05-22
Kondraki was mortified. Bad enough that his one off impulsive decision ended in disaster (again, as usual), worse was the fact that everyone had to know about it. And know about it with visual aids….
First Quarto ahbonjour (author) 2015-03-02
A collection of sonnets based on different SCPs.                                                                                                                             184 134 1733 1370 2201…
Second Quarto ahbonjour (author) 2017-09-22
A second collection of sonnets.                                                                                                                             2085 2558 1762 1457 288 567 2118 095-J …
Silber Strikes Back! (OC DO NOT STEAL!!!!!) ahbonjour (author) 2016-04-01
Disclaimer: these characters aren’t mine! This is a total work of fiction! I promise, I didn’t secretly sneak into the SCP world and record what they were doing…rofl!!! Gears: Yes you did! A/n: Who…
Six Letters Addressed to the SCP Foundation (and One Letter Home) ahbonjour (author) 2015-08-04
Found in SCP-2118's cell. Dear Carly, I saw you in the newspaper. When they were removing all the nondangerous SCPs skips anomalies, the newspapers were there, they took pictures. There's a great…
Unstylish, Watery Blue ahbonjour (author) 2018-02-14
They first spoke when Anselman came out of his disciplinary hearing. They had seen each other before that, glances stolen in cafeterias and hallways, looks uncompleted, conversations not started….
A Brief Explanation of Demonics AJMansfield (author) 2015-11-20
FoldUnfold Table of Contents What is a Demon? A History of Demonics First Steps Miniaturization The Golden Age of Demonics The Fall of a Golden Age Aftermath What is a Demon? A demon is a…
Chapter 1: Introduction to Time Travel AJMansfield (author) 2017-04-02
Imag­ine the fol­low­ing time travel prob­lem: You re­cieve a win­ning lot­tery num­ber from the fu­ture. What is the prob­a­bil­ity of win­ning the lot­tery us­ing that num­ber? Now, one might…
Chapter 2: Time Loops AJMansfield (author) 2017-04-02
In the first chap­ter, we dis­cussed time travel in mostly in­for­mal terms, to help in­tro­duce the sub­ject and give a feel for time travel. This chap­ter con­tin­ues this, with ad­di­tional…
Chapter 3: Threads AJMansfield (author) 2017-04-09
Thread Space In ear­lier chap­ters, we dis­cussed time travel in terms of tran­si­tions be­tween world lines, and shown how it can be used to pre­dict the be­hav­ior of sim­ple time loops. How­ever,…
Your First Support Assignment AJMansfield (author) 2016-02-29
From: Frank <pcs.9ohr|knarf#pcs.9ohr|knarf> To: Kendal Shipley <pcs.9ohr|yelpihsk#pcs.9ohr|yelpihsk> Subject: technical support assignment Message: Its time you actually do some work around here….
One Must Imagine Him Happy Ajoutezen (author) 2013-03-16
The Plateau, Once more, I begin this entry with new found life. It’s felt like centuries since I’ve taken a breath with my own lungs. For the past twenty-odd years, if you can really call them…
A Small Town in Arizona AkariStar (author) 2018-06-15
The air was dry, smelling of the unique odor that hot sand and dry flora carried from the long, drawn out hours of daylight in the arid region. The sun would bleach everything that it touched in…
A god, a joke, and some ducks Aleph-Null (author) 2018-09-07
To Anoati, staying on a pedestal in a barren room with nothing but a past sacrifice was horrible. The room is made of a mockery of Anoa-stone which was simply crossing the line. His weekly meetings…
12. Mr. Laugh Alias Pseudonym (author) 2011-09-25
So, so, my name is Mr. Laugh! Like 'ha ha! hee hee!' So I'm in the middle of this, this big shopping centre right? Like with strip malls on all sides, ha ha? But that's not very funny is it! A few…
Incident Report 086-0 Alias Pseudonym (author) 2010-05-20
SCP-086 prior to Incident 086-6 Item #: SCP-086 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-086 is safely contained in Wing-██ of Site-19. SCP-086 must be opened at least once…
The Little Lost ██████ Alias Pseudonym (author) 2010-05-23
[CLASSIFIED LEVEL 5] Document ███-█ recovered via █████████████████ as [REDACTED] recommend immediate [DATA EXPUNGED]. [LOG BEGINS] [ENTRY ONE] Dear █████, Only a week of ██████ left! :) Looking…
1. Mr. Headless Anaxagoras (author)
2011-09-14
By Anaxagoras Ohshitohshitohshitohshit. My name's Jeremy Adams and I'm 22 and I'm being chased by a monster. I don't know what's going on. I don't know how this is possible, or what I'm supposed to…
8. Mr. Moon Anaxagoras (author) 2011-09-21
I am Mr. Moon. You may think me the most unfortunate of this production cycle, but you'd be wrong. I am well taken care of by the Foundation, who look after my needs when I am faced and see to it…
Address to the Students and Faculty Anaxagoras (author) 2011-12-06
Is everyone silenced? Good. Good evening to all the University community. I trust I find you well in thought and in deed. I am here to speak to you on a matter of grave importance. I am sure by now…
Epilogue Anaxagoras (author) 2011-10-01
You slowly awaken in a blank white room. You can't remember anything. Wait, that's not so. You know how to talk, how to walk, what things are, but some things, like how you got here, what this place…
Green-Gray Anaxagoras (author) 2013-04-13
It's been two weeks since the lights went out. Two weeks to the day, to the hour, to the minute. I remember every instant of it. I remember everything. That's one gift from Prometheus. The locked,…
New Kid on the Block Anaxagoras (author) 2015-04-23
One day, Jacob realized that the Foundation was the place for him. It was the day the pretty girl from his high school’s Alto Clef Fan Club died in his arms, telling him how wonderful his long,…
On the O5's Secret Service Anaxagoras (author) 2012-01-13
Intelligence suggested the scip was holed up somewhere in this hotel. A challenge to find, for any but the best. Fortunately for me, there's none better. Still, no cause to rush. Anyone here might…
Though I Walk Through the Valley Anaxagoras (author) 2013-01-27
Jarnary 20, 708 This is the bitterest winter I can recall. I fear that I will not be able to make it back through the pass before the snows close it. I can still turn back; Redmont is four days…
Footsteps Anborough (author) 2013-09-17
I hated you. I can count every meaningful conversation we ever had on my digits. What I can't count is the number of times they told me how important you were. Government scientist. Indispensable….
His Kind Eyes Anborough (author) 2013-09-10
I can't feel my legs. I vaguely remember I have them as I keep climbing with my arms. I wouldn't be able to go on if not for him. He keeps me company, listens to me, and knows exactly what to say,…
I'll See You Next Time Anborough (author) 2013-08-12
Hello, I am Agent Tyler; what is your name? "Hi, I'm Agent Tyler. So, what's your name?" "Ellen Jones." Do you remember how you got here? "How did you arrive at this location?" "He brought me here."…
The Man in Orange Anborough (author) 2014-01-04
Chris Kelly awoke to a glint of sunlight reflected on his window. A beautiful day, yes. Such luscious colors in the flowers outside, reds, violets, yellows, blues…He climbed out of bed and…
The O5 Orientation Anborough (author) 2013-08-10
I was there. I was there when a man ripped through five steel doors and tore men in half with his bare hands. I was there when horrible things erupted from a plane in mid-flight and set the sane…
Best as it Gets AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-05
The way it came out was miraculous. Last month it was an empty lot, with MCF operatives handing out food and clean water and offering medical services. The operatives were still there, working out…
Bugbears AndarielHalo (author) 2014-06-06
"Behold, dummy," Won Won remarked clearly, poking at the paper with a crude little tube of ink, and scrawling a quick sketch of the building as it had appeared when they first entered it. Won Won…
Burden of Humanity AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-07
Dodger snorted obnoxiously at the picture of the hairy man-beast, "It's cute." They'd been calling it a spider-bear. Apparently its hands and head were more arachnid-like than mammalian, even though…
Change the World AndarielHalo (author) 2014-06-29
Last thing Priscilla Locke remembered, she was drenched in sweat, her clothes being torn off of her and the crack of a gun close by, followed by pain and deafness. Then she was standing upright, her…
Corroded Relations AndarielHalo (author) 2014-03-19
Though she is a woman and a cripple, her exaltation of Tao Kuang Ti shows a wisdom beyond the menfolk of her barbarous people Lin Zexu to Hong Tsu Zhou Peace be with you and may your family be…
Fear, Guilt, Anxiety AndarielHalo (author) 2018-09-24
What do you want? The bacteria were dying. They knew it and they hated it. Bacteria had to live to be bacteria. They were being brutalized by the fatness of the air and sought refuge in the living….
First Ones In AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-30
Ey, who you callin' bái chī, bái chī?" Qianlong shouted. The Eight Banner system of the Qing Empire's army had been maintained for hundreds of years, with each banner consisting of men of certain…
Key Biscayne AndarielHalo (author) 2014-10-07
They were aiming into the crowd now, utter insanity written in their faces Priss came home late, and found saw her sister wide awake, dressed in one of Priss's bathrobes. She was smirking fiendishly…
Kingdom Of Stone: A Monolithic Species AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-24
She missed the sun. It was still there, of course. It would outlast her, she imagined Hagne-Allon had caught up with the mass of former miners just before they could begin to dissipate into aimless…
Kingdom of Stone: Slay, Cure, Protect AndarielHalo (author) 2014-11-26
The whole mob seemed to groan as it came to a halt, like steel creaking and bending. Dodger had a foot out, ready to take another step, but held put as the order came to halt. They'd arrived at…
Kingdom of Stone: The Under-Class AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-10
When I saw the sky open, I suspected they would make their attempt there. What I expected was a bumbling mass of men, noise and frenzy, cowed by the glint of steel. At worst, some would die….
Land of Plenty AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-06
Everything had gone by so fast, just as Priscilla preferred. It gave her little time to sit and reflect on what had happened. How did people react when faced with world-shattering trauma,…
Last One to Die AndarielHalo (author) 2014-10-15
"Do you have any idea how mind-numbingly pointless this is?" Yeah, I said. "Why do you keep doing it?" Rage. Hate. It's an incredible high. "This isn't about how you feel. 'It's about the human…
Mongrelization AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-16
"I'm not a racist, Rhie. I just recognize the world we live in and I adapt accordingly." The school officials gathered around the scene had masks on for the smell. Priss thought that a bit much. She…
Motivation of Man AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-18
Civil wars, sectarian things, Sunni vs Shiite, you think the WestCivs cared anything about that? Locke sat in the 'waiting room', reading through the report that had been filed by her. 'Anabasis'…
Potent Drug AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-23
like the deepest orgasm couldn't achieve, nor the sweetest liqueur Priss watched as the Anabasis came on, sending that familiar streak of cool air through the room, and the man-shaped mass was…
Rigged from the Start AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-23
They called it "Segregation" back then, they call it "Paternalism" now. The school had been closed down as a crime scene. Summer classes had been taking place, so the students were moved to nearby…
Rot AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-15
"'How're the hormones treating you?'" Priss nodded. Sharpe gripped her fingers on her thigh, clearly more affected by it than Priscilla Locke was, "That's…. She does it in front of other people?"…
Save Her From Herself AndarielHalo (author) 2014-10-25
You, Priss Locke, are not responsible for your sister or her actions. Priscilla Locke waited all night for her sister to return. The next morning, she found Rhiannon's cell phone in the bathroom; it…
Taking a Break from All your Worries AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-08
You're fine like trans-Alpine wine, Prissy-bitch Her eyes were shut, and she daydreamed. It helped relax her, easing her breathing. It smelled horrible around her, but at least she could finally…
The Frail AndarielHalo (author) 2015-03-19
My sister, my host, kept me hostage. Let me tell you about my life, just a short while ago. There's a point in time in everyone's life where they are not free. Whether through fault of their own or…
The Hammer Falls AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-07
You don't belong here. Priss winced. Silently, the creature swum over the calm, peaceful surface of the reservoir. It had been filtering the contents of the reservoir for as long as Priscilla had…
Voice of Decay AndarielHalo (author) 2014-08-26
The house hadn't been wrecked. That at least was a blessing. She hadn't known Rhiannon to be a peaceful drunk, and it had been two days since Priss had punched her out. She'd left the lights on…
Week 1 Day 3: Finding some Stuff AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-26
Stuff Industry is dead and gone, Mr. Qian said coldly, "No money to be had there." The first two people Dodger had looked in to had had no idea what any of their co-workers even did, beyond seeing…
Week 1: Looking for Stuff AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-25
The janitors clean the bathrooms. Otherwise, no one knows or does shit. To : SPF_Dodger@*.org From : CortezCae@*.org CC : MISSION WATCH GROUP SE ASIA Subject : "Stuff Co." Assets Dear Friends, Some…
Week 2: Only Sane Man AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-29
Linens and Stuff, A Place for my Stuff, Stuff and Junk, Stuff Co., The Stuff Industry, and Stuff and Something Inc. Guy likes stuff. At this rate, Dodger was learning to sleep during flights….
Week 3 Day 3: End of Line AndarielHalo (author) 2014-08-03
Dodger. Why couldn't the woman just be normal for once? Vangen was a mess as they sat him down. His eyes red and puffy, snot dribbling from his nose. Caecilia patted him on the shoulder, holding his…
Faceless Anonymouse99 (author) 2012-04-30
It was a simple matter really. Just a few authorization codes he nabbed the last time he got out and….there it was. For all their security, the Foundation was essentially just a secret prison that…
Ground Control Anonymouse99 (author) 2012-02-21
Darkness slowly turned into light once more. Blinding, red, fiery light. At first it was amazing, the sun rising to greet his vision, warming his bones. Just as everything else since the accident…
Routine anqxyr (author) 2011-12-22
Have you ever had that feeling? When you drive home from work, or walk home from the store, or do just about anything you've done a thousand times in your life. And you are almost home already, when…
Agent Apocalemur's Journal apocalemur (author) 2009-04-02
The following are the journal entries made by [DATA EXPUNGED], currently known as Agent Apocalemur, over the time period between his discovery of SCP-307 on ██ ████, 200█, and his recovery by the…
Along Came A Spider apocalemur (author) 2010-02-15
He cautiously made his way through the ruins. He had a name, but it had long since been forgotten. His name was now a word that had been written under a drawing in the margin of a journal he didn’t…
The Lesser of Two Evils apocalemur (author) 2010-04-08
"Awaken, Brother." The man on the altar slowly opened his eyes. He was certain he hadn't moved, yet the surroundings were clearly different. Before, he had been in what had seemed at first to be a…
The End is the Beginning is the End Apoplexic (author) 2016-08-01
Temporal Causality Report C-4295 Incident 9A-4295 - Investigative Conclusion Per Communications Protocol Delta-7, this report, all attachments, and the associated personnel file are to remain…
The Line of Duty Apoplexic (author) 2016-09-30
“I can't do this Leonard.” Richard straightened the sheaf of papers splayed across his coffee table, shoving them back into a folio. “I'll deny it; there are other candidates, take one of them.”…
Solace Arclapse (author) 2018-05-17
I restlessly tapped my desk as I watched the clock in my office. It slowly, agonizingly marched forward with a constant rhythm that only served to accentuate the emptiness of the room. Save the…
Insomnia Arkaynd (author) 2018-08-01
Dreams are an unusual sort of phenomenon. One usually discounts them as a subconscious effect of the mind, and various psychologists have several valid explanations for where they come from. It's…
Daddy Long Legs Arlecchino (author) 2012-05-13
It is, upon reflection, the legs that were the problem. Certainly, my eyesight hasn't been strong enough for a long time to distinguish those loathsome features. That disturbing thorax, jointed into…
GFC Arlecchino (author) 2010-04-09
A cold sweat had been coursing it's way down Dr. Gerald's spine for the last 20 minutes as he waited outside Dr. Bright's office. The hallway seemed to darken by the second, lights dimming into…
Hiding Beauty Arlecchino (author) 2010-07-01
He is taken aback when the waitress smiles at him. The steam coming off the coffee gives her face a wavering, ephemeral look. It's genuine. Not the smile you give a customer, but one of gentle…
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's-!? Arlecchino (author) 2010-08-16
I'm going to preface this. This was written as a joke. You shouldn't take this as something to emulate. Having someone write something in the same vein would be embarrassing, and I'd probably end up…
Joseon Arlecchino (author) 2013-02-06
Eun Mi suppressed a yawn as she walked along, silently wishing she was still in bed. The Great Leader (the second Great Leader, which was strange considering the old one seemed sure he'd live…
On The Third Day Arlecchino (author) 2010-06-12
After the third day since the first injection, Brian knew there had been a mistake. He could even pinpoint the exact moment he figured it out. The nurse had pressed the tip of the needle to his…
Research Notes Of RJ Tellar Arlecchino (author) 2013-02-05
As much as I wanted Professor Award-Waver-One-Proud-Accomplishment-So-Flaunt-It-Until-I-Die to choke on his own vomit, some of the stupid habits stuck with me. Pen and paper help me think, so…
Smoker Arlecchino (author) 2013-09-18
"The Smoker" - Marco Mazzoni Will couldn’t explain his own nervousness as he stepped out the back door, across his simple lawn. His children had come to him many times, perturbed by the animals…
Taking Stock Arlecchino (author) 2010-08-05
A fleet of black SUVs smoothly swept over the blasted plain. Several thousand fine Armani suits were carefully swept free of dust, imagined or otherwise, and then filthied by the gravel and dust…
The Designer Arlecchino (author) 2010-06-10
Juliette smiled maternally when she met the new girl. Her thin, bladelike face radiated wonder, wide eyes dulling soft edges. It was always nice to meet the next person with the Talent. Their…
The Samaritan Arlecchino (author) 2010-06-03
The smell of the place was putrid, rotting meat and formaldehyde, along with the coppery scent of blood. Michelle's first reaction was to turn her face way from the breeze carrying that awful smell,…
The Tailor Arlecchino (author) 2012-05-14
They don’t understand, darling. They can’t. They’re clouded, blinded by unrecognized jealousy and rage born from fear of what they do not know. We’ll be safe here my, sweet. They won’t find us….
The Voyage ArmLengthRadius (author) 2018-07-26
Arrival When all had settled, almost all on earth was undone. Apollo had made clear Cygnus was not able to be appeased. Yet Mr. Lifeson was no more. In his place, a Director Lifeson. The director of…
Downvoted ashausesall (author) 2017-03-06
This was more than he'd signed up for. The New Agent Manual - SCP Object Classification Standard listed Keter as the most dangerous type of object. They eat, kill, and drive people crazy. If left…
A Visitation AssertiveRoland (author) 2010-05-05
Outside the apartment’s windows, the sound of children laughing drifted from the park, a block away. Professor Ian Thomas sank into his couch without really looking around the room. He closed his…
Quota Asthix (author) 2011-06-03
Jenkins started as he always did, with the heart. He took it in his gloved hands and turned to the small safe, already open. Gently he placed it inside and closed the door. Second, of course was the…
Puppets And Their Masters Attila the Pun (author) 2018-09-20
Dr. Madison Craggs' daily routine was interrupted by the signature kra-kow, kra-kow of a distant M4 carbine, immediately followed by screams. Dr. Craggs ran as fast as she could. Her foot snagged…
To Run Forever Attila the Pun (author) 2018-09-05
The command room was an ocean away from the area of operation, and yet the tension could be cut with a knife. Workers making last minute preparations scurried around the workstations lining the…
Experiments of Paper, Part 1 axslayer33 (author) 2012-04-01
*Author's note- written dialogue is follows: Cassy [Fred] {Dr. Ax} Dr. Ax walked out of the break room with some coffee and his new assignment. He dreaded it. Of all the days to be given his first…
And When He Heard The Clock He Cried Azmoeth Jikandia (author) 2018-09-08
1991 The sun rose on the bright September morning. The sun hugged the ground and overpowered the roof of a little house. On the second story of the inlet, in the second door to the left of the…
Collecting azzleflux (author) 2013-01-26
"After the objects are processed and given SCP designation, we organize them into three main classes; Safe, Euclid, and Keter. Safe-class objects are the simplest to contain, more often than not…
Daylight Come azzleflux (author) 2013-02-13
"Hey Mista Tallyman, tally me banana. Daylight come, and me wan' go home. Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day-ay-o. Daylight come, and me wan' go home." The little girl…
How the SPC Ruined Halloween azzleflux (author) 2012-10-26
"Daddy, why are you dressed up like a dolphin?" Mitchell laughed as he picked up his daughter. "I'm not a dolphin, you goof!" he said. "I'm a shark!" The little girl in his hands giggled and bared…
Rapture azzleflux (author) 2012-09-25
He soared higher and higher, white wings beating noiselessly as he streaked upwards, defiant of the gravity pulling him back towards the ground. Soon the figure buried himself in the clouds, the…
Sympathy for an Empath azzleflux (author) 2012-12-28
I miss the children. I miss them so much. I miss Janey and Jake and David and Roxanne. These people are alright, I suppose. They're not the kids, but I like them anyways. I guess I should be…
The Word and the Wolf azzleflux (author) 2013-03-22
Author's Note: You might want to read The Written God before reading this tale. There was certainly peace and happiness for a while; yet, as the people know, evil is unavoidable. There was a…
The Written God azzleflux (author) 2013-03-22
Roger Legrand crumpled up the fifth text-filled sheet and rocketed it towards the wastebin. "Why can't I fucking write today?" He bent over his desk and ran his fingers through his hair, resting his…
Three's a Crowd azzleflux (author) 2012-12-05
"Paulie?" The frail, shaky voice echoed through the hallways. "Paulie, I'm scared…" Paul carefully crawled further under the desk. He held his hand over his mouth, stifling his panting and…

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The SCP-173 Christmas Eve Spectacular! Ba55 (author) 2017-06-10
It was Christmas Eve at Site-19; Christmas Trees entered the foyers, wreaths and ribbon decorated the halls, and a lone menorah sat in the center of the cafeteria so that Researcher Polanski…
Green Day BananaRepublic (author)
2017-09-05
Authors Note: This takes place in the universe of SCP-2238. |Hub| Green Day II » Birmingham, Alabama. 1993 The old man couldn't help but glance through the windows over and over again as he…
Green Day II BananaRepublic (author)
2017-11-02
Authors Note: This takes place in the universe of SCP-2238. « Green Day |Hub| Green Day III » Global Occult Coalition Detention Center, Alabama. 1993 Commander Grant walked down the long winding…
Sands Of Time BananaRepublic (author)
2018-02-19
The person formerly known as Dr. Amanda Richards walked across her little secluded section of the beach, allowing her feet to feel every inch of the sand, letting it seep in between her toes. She…
Yellow Plumbers BananaRepublic (author)
2018-02-18
If Special Agent Eleonora Pauline knew she was going to be investigating the murder of her former boss, she'd believe she had taken too much cough medicine the other night. Only when she saw his…
Who Killed Head Researcher Jamison? Baronjoe (author) 2018-02-18
The site security teams stand side-by-side another in a straight line near the front gates of Site 87, the scorching sun reflecting off their helmets. Randal, the Chief of Security at Site 87, exits…
Working Man Baronjoe (author) 2018-08-06
I walked down a rusted staircase to a hallway ending at a metal door. The flickering ceiling lights illuminated its small keyhole. It was quiet, except for the sound of dripping water and the…
Bug Report: VM727BNYUSE Bendenewb (author) 2018-06-12
Bug Report: VM727BNYUSE Relevant Code #genchat Bug Report: Vending Machine is deleting concept of value of individual dollars Issue: A vending machine on Earth is removing concept of value…
An Evergreen Affair Bennings (author) 2016-11-26
The Administrator was never one for ceremony. When she had founded it all, more than a hundred years ago, she did not ask for contracts written in blood under flickering candlelight, or sacred oaths…
And Then There Were None Bennings (author) 2015-03-02
Ten little soldiers, all having crossed the line, One was distracted, and then there were nine. Nine little soldiers, reading books at late, One got too tired, and then there were eight. Eight…
Bending Over Backwards Bennings (author) 2014-04-05
The office was neat. It clearly belonged to someone who had too much time on their hands. Every piece of paper on the desk was stacked neatly into three vertical piles, each the same height. There…
For Old Time's Sake Bennings (author) 2016-01-31
“Bloody hell, did Bennett have to pick such a cold place?” Abby said, rubbing her hands together for warmth. Larry placed a large crate in the snow in front of them. “It’s Finland, what’d you…
Peace. I would settle for that. Bennings (author) 2014-04-26
The doors slid open, and I was trapped again. The three pairs of eyes pierced into me. I had been here for twenty one years; nothing had changed since then. I had attempted escape, of course, but…
The Glorious and Everlasting Victory of Pablo Foxenflower over the Traitor Lazarus Wyrm Bennings (author) 2017-07-25
Another email from Briten. Fucking condescending arsehole. God, it’s been so fucking tempting to just plaster his face everywhere with “LEADER OF THE CHAOS INSURGENCY” or something. The following…
A Place To Call Your Home Billith (author) 2018-02-20
It would be many, many years from now that Altruist-9 would finally make contact with EE-00059's location, which would appear, initially, to be a large waste of a trip. The Altruist-9 sat within the…
All Words Are Lies Billith (author) 2018-02-26
All words are lies, little fabrications we weave into tales that give us hope and make us feel complete. Parents tell their children lies to shield them from an ugly world and those kids tell lies…
Redact Your Life Billith (author) 2017-11-10
Something was following Foster. He was certain of it. It was no foul beast, it did not prey on him in bloodlust nor hunger. It simply hung from him like a heavy chain on his form, a miasma. It…
Your Future is Bright Billith (author) 2018-01-22
There comes a time and a place where all things end, and it may not seem so, but the lucky ones are those who know when that day will come. Maybe you learn via phone call, that blunted affect of a…
A World Unsaved Blackbird5154 (author) 2016-04-06
Dear ████, Have you ever been out camping? As a child, while spending a night with other boy scouts at a camping site, I’d already started to realise what place we, the humans, reserved in this…
I Am The Foundation Blackbird5154 (author) 2015-05-12
"…so there's that. And then I persuaded him to go to 078’s cell and covertly switched the power on. Several weeks after that he hung himself on a pipe in the maintenance." Doctor Bright smirked in…
Perfect Mind Blackbird5154 (author) 2016-06-21
Whenever I enter my Mind Palace, no matter where I am - be it the subway, a forest, or a hospital ward - white walls come up around me. They are cold and seem to be made of light. This place hasn't…
The Liar's Confession Blackbird5154 (author) 2015-04-18
James Blackshaw – Part VI The group of people in black suits surrounded a fresh grave. Everyone who used to work with Dr. Kondraki and lived to tell the tale was present: Gears, Alto Clef, Kain…
SCP-2000-B BlackMagicFine (author) 2018-06-14
Waffle Date Blaroth (author) 2018-05-24
Today wasn't just any old waffle day. Today… Was a waffle date day… One of the best days of the month for Clef. Clef's room was dark, and still as messy as ever. He knew Kondraki would be over soon…
Waffling About Blaroth (author) 2015-03-29
Clef's dreams were shattered when his alarm decided to scream in his face. His eyes cracked open as a lazy hand fumbled to turn off the alarm. Another day, another 5AM start, and another struggle to…
Break On Through bleggs (author) 2010-02-16
The page does not (yet) exist. The page scp-169 you want to access does not exist. • create page “That’s funny,” you think. “I could have sworn…” You click on the Recent posts link. Maybe there’s…
Empty Spaces bleggs (author) 2010-02-03
The Captain focused his binoculars and scrutinized the valley below. The highway bent around the hills, littered with refuse and empty cars. Beyond the road was an inlet. The muddy waters flowed…
Fortunate Son bleggs (author) 2010-01-14
Marcus straightened his tie and brushed his hair to the right side with his hand. One of his roommates was playing Tupac and wildly throwing gang symbols at his desk. He could see him in the mirror….
Page 285 of the Guild Ledger bleggs (author) 2010-01-12
A woodcutting, commiſsioned to depict the capture of the dread beaſt, with a great number of aſsailants upon the flesh of its back. AN ENTRY for the expreſs Purpoſe of addition to the Guild…
Welcome to the Machine bleggs (author) 2010-03-18
The squad split to opposite sides of the street at the head of the block. Private Scott followed two others and the sergeant into a bombed out church. The four soldiers sifted between the pews,…
Lockdown Procedures Blibby_Blobfish (author) 2017-05-07
FOUNDATION STANDARD ORIENTATION MANUAL LOCKDOWN PROCEDURES Revision 3.9 [Site-81]. Electronic copy. ---- Submitted to Foundation Records Database. Archived File. All field…
UTE-9839 : Templum-Ebbinghaus Blibby_Blobfish (author) 2018-06-14
Threat Entity Database Entry Threat ID: UTE-9839-Templum-Ebbinghaus "The Blackbox" Authorized Response Level: 0 (Threat Indeterminate) Description: UTE-9839 represents a non-descript object,…
Broken? Boa Noah (author) 2012-05-10
I don't know why I'm recording this, it's not like there's anyone left… well, anyone human to hear it. Maybe aliens will find it and have a good laugh… Anyways, it's a little after dark and I've…
Application to Form MTF Mu-3 Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-03-07
Dunn shuffled his papers while rushing to Conference Room C. The trembling in his hands was easy to stifle; it was his stutter he needed to worry about. Calm down, Roger. It's not like you're undercover anymore… This is supposed to be easier…
Application to Form MTF Mu-3: Documents Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-04-15
I am attaching this cover letter to the application for formation of Mobile Task Force Mu-3 to expound on why such a Task Force should be created.
Blood, Sweat, and Beers Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-08-12
"Let's get this going. Time's a factor, eh." I said to him. He set his beer on the table and narrowed his eyes at me, but didn't say anything. "Show me the ring?" I pressed on,
Charcoal Boogey_Man23 (author) 2017-11-15
D-5010 looked at the sheets too and furrowed his brow. "I didn't write that part. Those parts. Or … I didn't try to. I mean… I didn't write that much, I don't think."
Cover Letter for After-Action Report: Operation Free Market Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-03-07
While you will find collected in the official file all the pertinent reports from my Force's operatives in the field, I feel obliged to append my own review and rationalization for the actions that were taken and their results.
First Time's The Charm Boogey_Man23 (author) 2017-02-13
"So," Peter slid into a seat across from Brad in the mess hall. "Your crew got picked to take us on our little trip tomorrow, huh?" Brad swallowed the last of his lunch. "Heh, I volunteered us."
Going In [REDACTED] Boogey_Man23 (author) 2017-09-09
I'll bet all of us end up facing a review panel. And for what? Whatever this goddamned thing is that's made us come out here. The more Bert thought about it, the more he hated it all.
MC&D Agent Orientation Bookwizard (author) 2012-07-24
Welcome to Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. If you are here, then you have been accepted into our ranks. Congratulations. A short summary of our organization is in order. We are a club of sorts, and…
Carlysle Aktus is a prickly bastard (AN: high school AU) Bouncl (author) 2016-04-02
AN: im writing this becaus i dont like how carlisles route is handled in the gamme. u basically only get 2 be friends with him and i think es really awsome so im writing this story to show how it…
A Crossing Bryx (author) 2014-05-27
"Iago, where are my other tea spoons?"                                                                                                                             Madame Lucia sat where she always…
Descent Bryx (author) 2018-02-21
I haven’t always been special. I trained for it. I trained for years, following Them, studying Them from as close as I could safely get, learning what made Them tick even as the sight of those…
Everyone Knows Bryx (author) 2015-05-04
"How many people does the Foundation employ"                                                                                                                             David Wilford was a member of…
Let the Games Begin Bryx (author) 2015-04-02
Junior Researcher Marcher was not having a good day. His favorite parking spot by the door had been taken, leaving him to drive all the way back to the end of the lot to find a space. His coffee had…
Madame Lucia Bryx (author) 2014-02-12
In her airy tower, sits Madame Lucia                                                                                                                             There were rats in the soufflé…
On the Other Side of the Coin Bryx (author) 2014-02-16
A group of specialists will arrive within the week                                                                                                                             A majestic zeppelin,…
Skip Jam Part One Bryx (author) 2014-04-07
"People of Earth! You may call me Mr. Swackhammer!”                                                                                                                             The researcher sat…
The Lady in the Tower Bryx (author) 2014-03-20
The lady sits and stands and sleeps, forgotten, in her tower. Dreams line up to play with her. A new game every hour. There's a fun old game of Hide and Seek in a room that's bare as sin. Of…
Welcome to This Fabulous Magical Locked Door Bryx (author) 2016-01-31
Well, class, I hope you're enjoying our little field trip. Sorry about the tight squeeze. At least the place is abandoned. If you all behave, maybe we can stop at Dunkin Donuts on the way back to…
Where the Garden Began Bryx (author) 2013-12-27
It woke up in a field as dawn broke and looked around it. It wasn't impressed by what it saw. The field was… just a field. Not even just a field. It was a monotony of ugly, yellow-gray grass,…
Decomm buckyboy (author) 2017-12-19
Of all the soon-to-be-miserable individuals, why was it decided that a rookie was the best choice to get official signatures to formally close the Glieces program? On paper, it was the easiest job…
A Discussion with L. E. T. Bunton (author) 2012-08-11
Oh, um… hello. You’re… you’re probably wondering why I’m in your office, aren’t you? Sorry, I’ve made a bit of a mess with all these papers— er, don’t worry, I’ll clean up before I go. Yes, I… I do…
The Good Captain Pt. 1: The Colourful Doctor Bunton (author) 2012-08-11
The toymaker sat back from his work. The fruit of his labour, that which all of his tireless effort had been focused to produce, lay before him. He did not know why he’d built such a thing: why he,…
The Good Captain Pt. 2: The Lycon Crevice Bunton (author) 2012-08-11
« Pt. 1: The Colourful Doctor The entity crawled out of the cavern’s opening, pulling its bloated body forward. It had extracted itself soon enough, finally being free as the crevice behind it…
The Good Captain Pt. 3: The Cyclical Child Bunton (author) 2012-08-11
« Pt. 2: The Lycon Crevice Around the room were scattered a variety of crayons, toys, and other such things as general mess. The child sat in the middle amid it all, doing something for some…

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Joey Fucknuts Believes In Himself CadaverCommander (author) 2018-05-25
Joey Fucknuts, known to his friends and loved ones as Joey Steelwings, stared out the cockpit window of the airplane he had built with his own two fists. Since reaching cruising altitude (or what…
Joey Fucknuts Builds a Flying Machine CadaverCommander (author) 2018-03-24
Joey Fucknuts lit three cigarettes and looked up at the hot blue sky, wondering what was actually up there. It made sense to him that there had to be something up there that he couldn't see. The…
Joey Fucknuts Takes to the Skies CadaverCommander (author) 2018-05-03
clang Clang CLANG CLANG. The sound of metal pealed like church bells throughout the small town of Vulture Gulch. This wasn't terribly unusual. Metal was altered and molded and beaten to form night…
The Shape of a Gun CadaverCommander (author) 2018-05-22
Monica Pinkston hefted her 150-pound rotary-fire grenade cannon over her shoulder and sighed, surveying the smoldering wreckage of the building in which she had been imprisoned less than an hour…
Thrive Modern_Erasmus (author)
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CadaverCommander (author)
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This was it. No more fucking around. The squad clanked behind him, battle suits shimmering in the desert heat. SCP-3396 hung overhead, a second moon trailing a net of glowing blue across the…
Experiment 919-23 candidkiss (author) 2010-08-17
D-Class subject 919-05 was a very, very bad man. Arrested, tried, and convicted of multiple counts of child abduction, rape, and first degree murder, 919-05 was on track for death row. The prison…
Incident Report KAF-09 Candlebeam (author) 2012-01-12
Personnel Involved: Agent S████, Agent F███ Date: ██/██/████ Location: ███████, Austria Description: Following up on reports of anomalous activity in the area, Agents S████ and F███ were dispatched…
A Personal Connection CapnThatguy (author) 2016-09-22
“Next number, please,” the voice behind the speakers droned. D-24461 leaned heavily on the stark steel table, staring at the black rotary phone before her. She looked up at the empty room, towards…
Inside/Outside CapnThatguy (author) 2016-09-26
On 10/18/20██ the following unauthorized modifications to the experimental data of SCP-2719 were logged by the external monitoring server. Based on the information gained from the logs, and the…
A Darke Tale - New Age Captain Cain (author) 2014-07-01
The perpetual fear of every slave owner, spanning not only these years, but of slavery as an institution, is that of rebellion. African slaves were frequently taken from warring tribes, speaking…
Learning Captain Cain (author) 2013-07-27
For merchants, the place to be was Kalefheit, Heart of Kalef. Fables of the stupid rich, buying relics for ten times what they were worth, and of poor men, who went from starving to retiring in the…
Worn Captain Cain (author) 2013-08-13
All that was left was the waste, and in the waste there was nothing. Deserts spanned the Earth, and in one there was a cavern, and at the mouth was a pillar of stone. It was hardly a shape anymore,…
A Failed Two Weeks Notice Captain Kirby (author) 2018-08-27
Alright. It's time. In ten minutes I'll no longer be a researcher at the Foundation. Is what Dr. Menard thought to himself as he walked toward his monthly status meeting with his boss. He held a…
Containment's A Beach Captain Kirby (author) 2018-02-18
Charles Panthe looked over the Site-78 proposal one more time. All the paperwork was in order. It had all the right signatures (except for his). Hell, the proposal almost made it sound stupid that…
Do You Remember Funerals? Captain Kirby (author) 2018-09-19
A hundred-or-so years ago Dr. Emily Young sat in her office in the back of Site-2718, and quietly deleted files while the world screamed outside. It's only fitting that the last one to leave would…
Don't Get Used To It Captain Kirby (author) 2018-05-07
One-year-youngs don't understand hate. Don't get malice or violence. Evil won't be part of their vocabulary for another two years or so. They just see what's around them, and they take it in….
Excerpts From The Societal Census Programme ΩK-Class Report Captain Kirby (author) 2018-06-01
Prelude Since the advent of the ΩK-Class ("End-Of-Death") Scenario, the Foundation has launched a campaign to reevaluate baseline behavior of humanity. To perform this census, the Foundation has…
Group Date Captain Kirby (author) 2018-05-22
It had to be bad. Like, really bad. The director's voice was shaking when he called. He said something about "emergency medical extraction" before he hung up. "You think this is some sort of…
I Am Wonderful Captain Kirby (author) 2018-08-03
"Why yes, of course the stuffed animals give hugs!" "Not all chocolate compliments you as you eat it!" "They’ll call it the best Christmas ever!" "That’s a Wondertainment guarantee." "Cut!" Lights…
In The Clutches Of Life Captain Kirby (author) 2018-05-18
A woman watched her father's chest rise and fall from the chair next to his hospital bed. The heartbeat monitor beeped in time with the song she listened to through her headphones. She wished she…
Numbers, Like Stories, Never Die Captain Kirby (author) 2018-04-08
Do as you are told. Curfew is 8:00pm. You cannot use your real name. Of the three rules D-11424 was told before her induction as D-Class, the last one stuck with her the most. Even at the old…
Poky And Pal Arm Themselves Captain Kirby (author) 2018-09-16
Only in the Foundation will you ever see an eldritch cactus, a man with his arms encased in polymer gel, and like four guards sitting in the back of the same van. But that's where Armando ended up….
Poky And Pal Scheme Together Captain Kirby (author) 2018-09-01
Ok, so they're coming to water us. You ready for some practice? yay water Yes, water is good, but you're also going to do the trick right? i will try C'mon buddy. You need to believe in yourself. If…
Rocks And Trees Are Not Good Company Captain Kirby (author) 2018-02-01
Amongst a grove of pine trees somewhere in the Rocky Mountains lay a young woman. Most wouldn’t recognize her as such, since it’s hard to correctly imagine a person from just their skeleton, but she…
With The Reaper On Retirement Captain Kirby (author) 2018-06-04
Joyce Michaels put her headphones on and queued up the same song she played every time she made one of these trips: When The Sun Sets by James Blunt. It was the same song she listened to before her…
Island Story carriontrooper (author) 2009-04-15
It was a dream, or at least it felt like one. Hana had been invited to the ocean god's palace. She went there in a banana-leaf canoe, drifting through an orange ocean, the sea melting into the…
Log of Extranormal Events carriontrooper (author) 2010-04-03
Foreword: This page is to document anomalous events that have attracted the Foundation's interests, but occurred too briefly for the Foundation to secure or contain them. Instead, the Foundation…
What if People Were Bees? Casponaut (author) 2018-05-29
It was the buzzing that got to you. Not the half-converted bodies, not the sweet stench of honey, but the buzzing. It filled the air, almost tangible in its sound, a static noise that replaced any…
No Sooner Spoken Than Broken Castle_Bravo (author) 2013-07-21
He lay in the bath tub, toes gently splashing along the water line in an absent minded way. He liked his tub. Its hot water comforted him, as it had since he was a boy. He reflected on the evening…
Incident 682-1548 catboy637 (author) 2012-08-19
On ██/██/████, SCP-682 broke containment and proceeded to escape to Research Unit-█, which is the primary unit used to receive communications from SCP-1548. SCP-682 proceeded to kill all personnel…
Lessons from History catboy637 (author) 2012-07-12
What can we, as a species, learn about the threat of hostile extraterrestrials from Columbus' discovery of the New World and the subsequent extermination and subjugation of its Native inhabitants?…
A day at the (un)stables Cavalry (author) 2015-08-21
The dinosaur starts to beep. I can't tell why, but I continue to rub its belly. The little T-Rex still won't shut up, and then it hits me. My alarm clock is blaring. My arm reflexively moves to slap…
Believe in Giants GibberingEloquence (author)
CephalopodStevenson (author)
2018-08-11
Hello, my name is Alice, and I believe in giants. Old Ms. Susan says it’s an overactive imagination, so does Mr. Scott, but they knew the same things I did once. As they did with the giants, before…
About Deer College ch00bakka (author) 2018-06-25
Knorr Hall, Deer's oldest academic building. Founded in 1948 in southeast Three Portlands, Deer College is a coeducational liberal arts and sciences college. Renowned for its groundbreaking…
Overheard At Deer A Random Day (author)
ch00bakka (author)
2018-09-07
Those Twisted Pines Hub » Overheard At Deer messiah impersonator ⁂spacejamarine #OverheardAtDeer I tried to brew a love potion but i just created heartbreak-flavored LaCroix ECHOES 12…
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Timestamp 17643390 Cool, fluorescent light Illuminates the still halls; Wake to a spring rain. Passing folk herald new day. Shall they honorable customers become? Day is bright with promise….
The Killer Chaoseed (author) 2013-08-29
The sun, at last. How long had it been? Yellow and weak though the sun was, it gazed up at the star with pleasure, letting the light fill its eyes. Only one actually saw, of course. That had been…
Broken Faith ChaoSera (author) 2016-03-07
Today's the day. I will be drinking the blood of god and the Modifiers will bring me closer to MEKHANE. I don't know what will happen, but I'll make sure to tell you. After all, you know everything…
The Once And Future Emperor ChazzK (author) 2012-01-17
Agent Walker always knew when things were about to go south; it was this strange tingling sensation he got in the back of his skull, like an itch springing up two inches under his skin. He always…
Ears Cherry Pict (author) 2011-03-23
My ears have always been temperamental, and their fragile inner workings frighten me just a bit; I don't want to make myself deaf by messing with them too much. I hardly understand how they work….
Field Man Cherry Pict (author) 2011-06-23
When I was little - I, that is Crackles, not an unnamed creepypasta protagonist - I went on a lot of road trips with my dad and my brother, almost always to Idaho to visit family. We passed by a…
Interference Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-22
« Back to part three Agent Erika Sarin sighed for a moment before raising her megaphone once more. "Okay, ladies and gentlemen," she said, her voice booming over the school parking lot. "I need you…
Locks Cherry Pict (author) 2011-09-12
The first time I came home to an unlocked door, I figured I’d just forgotten to lock it when I went to work. I’ve done that before. This morning, I made sure to lock it - jiggled the knob a few…
Picking Cherry Pict (author) 2010-06-02
I had a bad habit of picking at my eyelashes while working on something. I picked them and I had plucked off only half of some of them, leaving a weird little ridge at the end I made in it, which…
SCP-857-D Cherry Pict (author) 2011-10-09
DISPLAY CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS AND OBJECT ASSESSMENT On 10/██/11, SCP-857 was successfully decommissioned by Dr. Bridge and Dr. Muse by order of O5-8. The following is a record of their attempts. …
Wednesday - 1 Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-11
It started January 5th, about nine in the morning. Mrs. Foster was explaining factoring polynomials to us, and I was exhausted. I wanted desperately to go back to bed and sleep. Too soon after…
Wednesday - 2 Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-12
« Back to part one I hid in the boiler room when the panic started. I would sleep a little, and wake up whenever someone tried opening the door. I'd hold it shut until they gave up, and I would go…
Wednesday - 3 Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-14
« Back to part two I almost screamed at the sudden thud. Cyrus threw open the little kitchen window and pushed me into the cupboard below the sink. "What are you d—?" "Shh," he said, shutting the…
Wednesday - 4 Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-23
« Back to Interference I heard white noise, unbearably loud against ears so used to silence. I turned around, my heart racing, but it was just Cyrus messing with the radio. "There won't be…
Wednesday - 5 Cherry Pict (author) 2011-09-30
« wednesday wednesday wednesday wednesday wednesday wednesday wedn- Suddenly released from the clinging hands of the half-sleep, Wight sat bolt upright, an open palm colliding with the back of her…
Wednesday - 6 Cherry Pict (author) 2011-10-22
« it's been almost three days since i last saw you come on it's not safe here "Up you get, agent." Wight drew a sharp breath as Doctor K thumped her on the forehead with the flat of his hand. "Nngh…
The Foundation never changes ChrisAKAPiefish (author) 2014-08-07
War. War never changes. When the Foundation first started out, they believed their goal to save humanity from the terrors of the world would last forever, that they'd be able to find and contain…
Asymptomatic Carrier Chubert (author) 2014-07-08
By Arjun’s estimations, the Coalition was surprisingly professional for an organization that was barely three years old. There was something in the methodical, cold way that they operated that…
Exploded Diagram of a Young Woman Chubert (author) 2014-03-28
SCP-2156 didn’t think that she was a person who wanted many things. Honestly, she didn’t really care what happened to herself; maybe she had cared when Professor Harley had called her in to have a…
Gate of Janus Chubert (author) 2014-07-08
Ever since Zhi Xin had returned from leading the raid at Larissa, Arjun had watched her nibble on a stale piece of bread. Her face was scrunched in an expression that Arjun judged to be two parts…
Null Space Chubert (author) 2014-04-08
“Step forwards, D-0912.” My name is Andrew Carter. D-0912’s feet carried him on a path, straight and true, across the threshold of the door. The bright glare of lights shone into his face. Jagged…
Ouroboric Tango Chubert (author) 2014-05-13
Jessie Moon sat on her bed with her back against the wall and her legs splayed out before her. Textbooks she hadn’t touched in weeks were strewn across the floor. Her bedroom’s unlit lamp cast warm,…
Polycephaly Chubert (author) 2014-07-06
Ian and Kyouko had run as soon as they knew that somebody was either trying to capture or kill them, and they had done nothing but run for the last five minutes. When the Way that had been their…
The Ant Chubert (author) 2014-07-08
Three days later, Arjun found Zhi Xin on the rooftop of the San Francisco headquarters. There was a smile on her face as pale and insubstantial as the moon itself. Cigarette smoke formed a light…
Triskaidekaphobia Chubert (author) 2017-07-25
I met Death for the second time in the basement of Site-19. Before I entered the room where I was to meet Death, I took out my phone. The email from my Site Director was two days old and read: …
Cakework CirclesAndSquares (author) 2014-11-22
The shift whistle’s shriek broke morning air like a porcelain plate. A crow that had been roosting atop the Dispensary took flight with an indignant cry of its own. The crow was fat. All crows were…
Excitement CirclesAndSquares (author) 2016-09-18
Howard knew he should be afraid. He knew any place where they insisted on calling you by a number was a place you didn’t want to be. He knew that a lab coat gave a man the idea that he could do…
His Name CirclesAndSquares (author) 2016-07-11
The second he opened his eyes, his heart sank. His mouth was slick with a thin film that tasted like peppermint and batteries. His sinuses felt greasy and his eyes felt cold and small. Amnestics….
Birthday Every Day CityToast (author) 2012-06-24
"Eat this," a tired-looking man in business-casual said, setting down a plate in front of Andrew. He had been escorted to a small room furnished with only a table. He looked down and blinked at the…
The Rain CityToast (author) 2012-06-25
Rain was pouring down on me from up above, pattering on the skylight of the break room as if mother nature herself had just gotten a broken heart. I could barely stand the sound. it reminded me of…
Walter G CityToast (author) 2012-05-31
“So how did you find out about the SCP?” Jack asked me as we were chatting on the phone late one night. “I found about it on 4chan.” I shrugged. Jack was my best friend. I could trust him with…
Putting a Ghost in the Machine ColCairn (author) 2016-05-20
Wind howled through the city streets as two solemn figures entered into the shelter of an alleyway. Their collars turned up to the rain, it was impossible to perceive their identities even in the…
In a Yellow Wood CollegeCop (author) 2013-03-08
He finished his day like he usually did - he closed his notebook, exited the lab and took the short walk to the gate. As he passed through, he gave a wave to the guard on duty, turned right and…
Awakenings, Part Two Communism will win (author) 2013-02-24
She was looking kind of dumb                                                                                                                             The man sniffed as the scent of ozone, which…
Bees Communism will win (author) 2011-10-01
Foreword: The following document consists of the diary of ████ █. ███████, currently SCP-████-3. Upon recovery, the entire cover of the diary had been covered in black permanent marker, with the…
In other news, Communism will win (author) 2012-06-01
BODY once told me                                                                                                                             The following document was mailed to Agent Green's…
Inside-Out Communism will win (author) 2015-02-20
on her forehead                                                                                                                             Report on "SCP-17591" History of the International…
Laughter Communism will win (author) 2016-10-27
Most days, I wish I hadn't been given the ability to do anything for myself. It's nice that I can feed myself and use the toilet on my own, for what I hope are obvious reasons. The act of…
Misnomer Communism will win (author) 2013-02-06
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed                                                                                                                             Site 23, Delhi, India. November 22,…
Nucleation Communism will win (author) 2014-05-07
of an L                                                                                                                             The pair conversed through the entire car ride, much to the…
Reality, Innocents Communism will win (author) 2017-03-31
Dr. Carson: Now, why did you kill those farmers? (Dr. Carson pauses) Dr. Carson: If you don't talk now, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into- (Dr. Carson pauses) Dr. Carson:…
Reservoir Skips Communism will win (author) 2013-01-18
the world is gonna roll me                                                                                                                             Hello, brother of the machine. Do you have a…
Serving the Twin Cities Since 2021 Communism will win (author) 2018-05-25
PT: Gooood morning everyone, it's your girl, your daily pick-me-up, Pauline Tomlinson. Um, today is August 3rd, 2036, and it's the sixteenth anniversary of the… what're we calling it? Officially, I…
Shocking Ignorance Regarding Anything Resembling a Structured Set of Rules to be Applied Fairly Communism will win (author) 2016-12-26
jockjamsvol6: I suppose you're wondering why I gathered you here today. lesbian_gengar: bluntfiend's apartment got busted and they took harmpit's laptop so we had to make a new channel….
That's The Joke Communism will win (author) 2013-12-27
in the shape                                                                                                                             Threat ID: KTE-8544-Porcelain "Butt Gh Authorized Response…
The Assassination of Beleaguered Normalcy by the Coward Gamers Against Weed Communism will win (author) 2016-12-19
"They're not gonna have her in downtown Portland, dude." The truck was silent for a minute, save for the sound of the man in the passenger's seat cracking his joints one by one. Each arm flexed…
The Reason Ulysses Doesn't Start With WARNING: IT'S GOT A BLOWJOB IN IT Communism will win (author) 2017-07-17
"You actually have to ask? I can do my job without a babysitter." "I don't care if he can snap it clean in half. Would you have assigned me to catch him if you thought I couldn't handle a reality…
Incident 0401-42-III - 'Chornobylska Katastrofa' ComradeChernov (author) 2013-11-13
Name of event: Incident 0401-42-III Report type: After-Action Report Filer of Report: Pyotr Ivashutin, Executive Director of the Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) Date: 1█/0█/198█ Location: City…
A Lovely Day in the Garden comwilson (author) 2010-07-22
It's a beautiful summer's day. I walk through my greenhouse, taking in the scent of flowers, admiring my wonderful plants; tall, slowly aging shrubberies, pretty little rosebushes; one or two exotic…
Meat Corerosion (author) 2012-02-28
Chinese culture is a strange thing indeed. She found out, the day her First came tearing, screaming and mewling out from her womb, tiny unformed fingers clawing at her insides. The doctors and…
Pitter-patter Corerosion (author) 2012-01-01
They're there - Look harder Pitter-patter, the raindrops fall. On this All Hallow's Eve, I sit in my armchair close to the roaring flame, trying to gather what little warmth circling about the…
Ineffective Cormorant777 (author) 2016-09-18
The dream always starts the same way. The prison doors slammed closed behind me. For a moment I was locked in a narrow passageway between two buildings— the door to the visitors' entrance behind me,…
Tabled Theories Cosbones does not match any existing user name (author)
2013-09-30
They ate in silence, politely ignoring each other. The Doctor was busy writing away at a pad, so engrossed in his work he was hardly noticing what he was actually eating. The Research Assistant was…
Keters With Hats Crash1337 (author) 2017-04-10
Paul: Caaarl! Why is there a statue in our house? It's looking at me funny. Carl: Whatever do you mean? Paul: The statue. Right there. It's in the middle of our living room. Carl: Oh, that! I…
Dead End Crayne (author) 2013-11-21
Arkady knew this was the end. He was tired of running and he could recognize a metaphorical dead end when he smacked his metaphorical head into it. Minutes from now, they'd catch up with him. At…
Faith Crayne (author) 2015-01-07
For the 2014 Secret Santa Art Exchange, I was challenged by LordSpy to write a tale based on the output of a random plot generator. I used the creepypasta plot generator created by Syera, found…
Family Ties Crayne (author) 2014-07-03
Elisa sighed contentedly as she sat in the moonlight, her head cradled in Tom's lap. He was just a lowly worker for the circus and she was a member of Fuller's collection of freaks, but while there…
Just A Formality Crayne (author) 2015-03-26
Dr. Daniel Aeslinger envied his peers outside of the Foundation. They only had to deal with life in the twenty-first century eroding mankind's sanity, and he supposed that was enough to deal with as…
Stuck Crayne (author) 2014-05-23
Thaddeus Xyank had spent the last thirty minutes reading up on the theory behind Type B XACTS and studying the blueprints. Once in a while he'd silently shaken his head, and there'd been muttering…
Supply and Demand Crayne (author) 2014-07-16
He was back on Vaygach Island, staring out at the dead water of the Kara Sea. Behind him something burned. It was screaming, but it sounded hollow, like he was listening at the end of a long tunnel….
The Longest Ride Crayne (author) 2012-05-01
I'd gotten sick of the shuddering, the screeching and the scratching long ago, but I seemed to be unable to escape it. I'd born it, gritting my by now thoroughly yellow-brown teeth. Funny thing,…
The Lost Shepherd Crayne (author) 2015-12-22
December 24th, 2011 5:14:06 PM Daniel Horatio Aeslinger, Psy. D. stood with his back to the room, facing the window. Outside all was quiet and dark, mostly dark. The single point of light in the…
The Princess and the Ogre Crayne (author) 2013-10-18
Agent Jurgen Crayne tried to make as little noise as possible. Right around the corner from where he crouched sat a 6 year-old, playing with her dolls. Her parents had, unbeknownst to her, already…
The Urge that Betrays Crayne (author) 2014-08-11
"It all started when stingrays started spewing from the air vents." Dr. Daniel Horatio Aeslinger, Psy.D., the psychologist currently on temporary assignment at Site-82, tapped his pencil against his…
Unraveled Crayne (author) 2015-01-29
"Think of reality as a tapestry. Each individual strand within that tapestry represents a concept within this reality construct. As in any fabric, these concepts are interwoven to provide a stable…
Trilobutts: Many Reasons To Kill Them, and 0 Reasons Not To Croquembouche (author) 2018-09-07
This was written as part of the SCP Original Character Tournament, Round One, between 9Volt's Gunhead Anomalocaris, Trilobite Slayer! and my own Senior Researcher ████ ████████. I highly…
ΩK Croquembouche (author) 2018-05-29
"Umm… Mrs. Michaels?" "Yes?" "I believe the doctor would like to, um, show you something." Joyce Michaels' father was sat up in his hospital bed for the first time in months. The heartbeat monitor…
A Matter Of Faith CryogenChaos (author) 2015-04-04
Barely visible in the cold dark before sunrise, rain fell softly onto the streets as dawn threatened to break on this abandoned neighborhood. The burnt-out streetlights once shone brightly in this…
CryogenChaos' Comment Tales CryogenChaos (author) 2013-08-26
Over the years, I, CryogenChaos, have posted several short supplements to tales and forum threads in the form of comments on said articles and threads. These "micro tales", as they were, have…
Lessons CryogenChaos (author) 2013-11-19
Doctor Langston smiled as he turned to look at the new batch of researchers sent to his department. His eyes darted from face to face: three in total, two women and one man, each of whom couldn’t…
SCP-000 CryogenChaos (author) 2013-11-23
Ittëm # ŚČР-000 ØbjectX_XClas§: #NULL SpecïÅl ςόЛţДĬЛΜ$%#ll to undefined function PROCEDURES(): Error: Field CONTAINMENT_PROCEDURES does not exist. Ðєš5(rĬρţĬό0n: Internal system error: Field…
SCP-S CryogenChaos (author) 2014-01-11
Rosen, what the hell is this supposed to be? What is this picture and why is it by itself without any information? PRETEND, MONSTER, JUST FOR A MINUTE - Director Winters Well, sir, if you maybe…
Soufflé CryogenChaos (author) 2014-02-11
There were rats in the soufflé again. Expert chef Jean-Pierre grimaced at the wretched sight. Dozens of the miserable vermin were crawling around the innards of what was supposed to be a delicious…
Tales of the Foundation Force Five CryogenChaos (author) 2012-11-29
The following are excerpts from the comic book series "The Foundation Force Five". Investigations into the publishing company, "Super Comics Publications", are ongoing; however, so far no useful…
The Halloween Breach CryogenChaos (author) 2012-10-27
It was Halloween night at Site 19 A more average night there could not have been Inside the researchers were hard at work Studying skips and their interesting quirks When all of a sudden, out of the…
The Stranger and the Secretary CryogenChaos (author) 2013-01-30
"Oh my, hello!" exclaimed the secretary, her wide smile unwavering despite her surprise at the rather abrupt appearance of the stranger now standing before her. He looked very out of place here, his…
Hunted CrystalMonarch (author) 2017-06-14
After Eli died I was the last one left. The demon kills quickly enough that I don't think there was much pain, and I am glad at least he did not have to endure the isolation I have suffered. After…
Indigo Eyes CthulhuBear (author) 2013-02-08
ATTACHED DOCUMENTS: Pages recovered from a journal in the forests of the Yukon Territory. JANUARY 7, 19██ I’ve just received word from my superiors regarding my new stationing. I’m to be stationed…
Constipation So Bad, You'll Need a Shot of Pitocin CumaeanSibyl (author) 2016-04-02
"Okay, am I seeing things or is it getting… bigger?" "You're seeing things. It never changes size." "Are you sure, because…" "Yes. It never changes. I took this assignment specifically because it…
Enjoy the Silence CumaeanSibyl (author) 2016-03-07
I like it here. I always liked the little pockets of forest left over between cities, the places where it wasn't worth anyone's time to level the ground or log the trees. It's not exactly the…
"Baby's First Guide to Keter-Class Anomalies" & Other Questionable Documents Recovered from the Hard Drive of Dr. ████ ███████ Cyantreuse (author) 2015-12-25
The following images were found saved on a portable hard drive belonging to Dr. ████ ███████, a level 3 humanoid containment specialist transferred from Site-11 to Site-19 on 08/08/██ and currently…
A Billion Brilliant Colors and a Spirit Less Than Human Cyantreuse (author) 2017-01-14
In the distant future, buried under the dirt and filth and plants and trees and pain of a land closer to normal than your soul would have wanted, you awaken at freezing temperatures. Your body gasps…
A Sailor in a Blinding Sea Cyantreuse (author) 2017-12-21
December 5, 2004 | 4:30 PM Over the Atlantic Ocean, a few hundred kilometers off the coast of North Carolina, a thunderstorm is crackling and brewing against a deep purple sky. Dr. Mikhael Rivera…
All That I Am Cyantreuse (author) 2017-07-22
WARNING: This file has alerted Informational Temporal Disruption Textual Analysis (ITDTA) programs embedded in the network to the presence of a potentially anomalous file origin. _ CODE: AC-3:…
And What Was a Soul to That Blank White World Cyantreuse (author) 2016-09-19
“A month. Tops.” “I won’t get… What, any details?” ”I’m not personally privy to the details, I’m afraid, even if I were allowed to disclose them.” “H-how do I know what I did wrong?” "I'm not sure…
Autonomy, Part I Cyantreuse (author) 2018-06-29
◀ previous | hub A mix of torrential rain and seawater pounds against the deck of The Loose Neutron as Agent Trauss sprints away from the stern railing and into one of the port side doors. He…
Autonomy, Part II Cyantreuse (author) 2018-09-23
◀ previous | hub "Hello, 5117!" Trauss rolls over, feeling heavy and slow-moving as his hairless skin brushes against strangely textured bedding. He groans and sits upright, looking ahead. "Four,"…
Colors Cyantreuse (author) 2016-02-01
This world is composed of color and light, and I have seen every hue. Only a small fraction of the electromagnetic spectrum is visible, but that does not mean that the rest of it is nonexistent….
Colors, Part II Cyantreuse (author) 2016-05-26
◄ previous Most of us aren’t aware of this, but we actually didn’t have color video until the turn of the century. Before that, it was black-and-white, or it was grayscale, or it was this…
Coming Down Cyantreuse (author) 2017-04-09
October 9th, 2016 | 9:56 PM "It's twenty-two hundred. Quiet d-" Officer Rance Roberts is interrupted mid-sentence by his coworker. He turns around, scowling. "What? Are the clocks off again?" The…
DIRECTIVE A-42 Cyantreuse (author) 2018-06-23
DIRECTIVE SUMMARY Per executive order of the O5 COUNCIL, the following operatives are instructed to vacate SITE-42 and relocate to LUNAR AREA-32 by the specified launch date: C-511741 A-18012…
Do You Wish You Could Disappear? Cyantreuse (author) 2018-04-28
June 1 Ɩ ǝunſ Date: June 1 20██ 09:15 From: Eric Radford (of.pcs.nimda|drofdare#of.pcs.nimda|drofdare) To: Southeastern Region Requisitions Department (group:…
Every Breathing Minute of Every Waking Hour Cyantreuse (author) 2017-04-05
Today is April 5th, 2017… . The hour is 0100. A man sits alone on his bed. It is Agent Terrance Shaw's thirty-first birthday, and marks five years of employment with MTF Lambda-12. His life…
Grand Theft Anomaly Cyantreuse (author) 2017-02-03
Offices of the Federal Investigation Bureau, Los Santos, San Andreas | 11:40 “…Yeah. No. No, that’s not what I’m saying.” “What are you saying, then?” “I’m saying- fuck, hang on.” Veteran FIB…
Home for the Holidays Cyantreuse (author) 2016-12-24
“How are you doing this morning?” ”Just fine.” ”What did you eat for dinner last night?” ”Oatmeal.” ”Noted. Do you require a briefing? I have the papers here if necessary.” ”…No. I think I’m…
Items Seized, March 2022, Site-42 Sapient Object Containment Cyantreuse (author) 2018-03-27
Text: I hate your policies BUT this place is cleaner than any hospital or prison I've seen and that's my only frame of reference for whatever this type of place is, so… thanks for that part I…
Love and Relative Dimensions in Fate: Dr. Clef/Doctor Who Cyantreuse (author) 2016-04-01
◄ previous WARNING: THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT ORIGINATES FROM THE ARCHIVES OF THE AND CONTAINS MATERIAL NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ~GAY BUTTSEX~ SO EITHER GET YOUR LUBE READY…
Love and Relative Safety in Sex Cyantreuse (author) 2017-04-01
◄ previous WARNING: THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT ORIGINATES FROM THE ARCHIVES OF THE AND CONTAINS MATERIAL NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ~GAY BUTTSEX~ SO EITHER GET YOUR LUBE READY…
Oceanus, Father to All Cyantreuse (author) 2018-06-14
The date is June 15th, 2030, and I am still a good man. I'm 31 years old. I've been a Foundation employee for thirteen of those. I'd like to make it at least to 36 years old. The first half of my…
Paperpushing Cyantreuse (author) 2018-05-28
South Coast Paper. If you're from the American southeast, chances are you've printed on their stock, and if you're Wilmingtonian, chances are you've smelled their production plant on Hwy 74/76….
Sex, Drugs, Money Cyantreuse (author) 2018-04-14
Only a few years into the mess of destructive publicity that took the extralegal SCP Foundation by storm, it's clear that their old motif of secrets and lies isn't holding up to the test of the…
Too Cold to Live, Too Young to Die Cyantreuse (author) 2016-11-26
December 19th, 2015, Site-19 “There’s something off about you, Lee. Don’t think I don’t notice.” “There’s always something off about me by your standards.” “You’ve been seeing someone. You’re…
You're a Toy, Mr. Sanderson Cyantreuse (author) 2017-07-04
149 Scranton Lane Unincorporated Site-92, Los Angeles, CA 8:42 PM, June 24th, 2032 "So, are you gonna tell us?" "Tell you what?" "About the mission. What really went on?" "Everything the report…
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