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What You Are In the Dark Doc_Sanford (author) 2015-02-21
SCPOS V3.2 Entry #1 Close. Warning: Containment breach ongoing. Remain in your offices. Allow onsite security to recontain escaped SCPs. Warning: Containment breach ongoing. Remain in your offices….
In The Dark Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-11-01
Joe's head bounced off the metal table with a clang. The Man in the Suit behind him cracked his knuckles and walked around the table. Where are the artifacts? Joe shook his head, the initial hit was…
Typo Positive Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-05-02
For just a moment I relax. This is a safe place. For now. The receptionist is nice. She guides me to Mr. Jackson's Office. I look over my shoulder only three times as I walk down the hallway. I…
Come Back Kid Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-02-25
Loading grape_space.x3d ::RENDERING:: What are you doing here? I'm here to talk. You came all the way over to lord your superiority over me? No. I came because…
Audio Log From December 24th, 2010 Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-12-02
Date of Log: December 24th, 2010. Purpose: Documentation relating to SCP-055 testing. Subject: Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian Transcription Method: Digital + Show Transcript - Hide Transcript Begin Log….
Monophobia Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-06-28
I must, again, become that which I hate. But why? We haven't heard from central command for decades. They're probably gone. Lost to their own horrors. But because of a girl, we live on. She's down the…
Lending a Hand Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-04-26
The Ethics Committee isn't your enemy! Your site's liaison is there to help you do a better job. Those pesky containment procedures can seem impossible to perfect, but if you work with your liaisons,…
The Watchtower Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-03-06
Foundation Orbital Research Compound 05, CACC July 13th, 1973, 00:23 hours GMT. Sir, Lieutenant Mackie said, inputting a code into her consoles, They're hailing us. Cooper sighed, Visual? Mackie…
All Along Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-02-26
Foundation Orbital Research Compound 5, Meeting Room A. July 12th, 1973, 23:15 hours GMT. Dr. Marko, testing with SCP-3203 is to be halted for the foreseeable future. The man at the head of the…
Take On Me Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-02-01
He was certain of one thing. There was going to be hell to pay. After what he'd done, there could be no other result. Dr. Christian Morse shifted in his seat uncomfortably as several men and women…
The Night Before [REDACTED] Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-12-22
Twas the night before Christmas at Site-88, And Robert the guard was running quite late, All the skips were contained in their cells with such care, That everyone hoped, as did Bob, they'd stay there,…
The North Pole Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-12-21
What appeared to be a techno remix of Santa Baby blasted over the sound system, while Polly began to strip. It was Christmas Eve inside SCP-2713, which meant the bizarreness was going to be stepped…
Who You Gonna Call? Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-11-22
I turned the radio down. Classic rock hits blared faintly in the background, and I flipped my Paranormal Investigations Badge between my fingers. Ever since the Event, when the Foundation went public…
That'll Do Pig. That'll Do. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-10-28
Doctor Foster fiddled with his name tag. He'd always hated that picture. He paused for just for a moment to look down and frown at himself before he kept walking down the hall. Site-88 was coming up…
The Art of Coping with Anomalies in the Gulf Region Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-10-10
I stare out into the dimly lit Gulf of Mexico as the sun's last rays peek over the horizon. One thought goes through my mind, as a glimmer of light illuminates a sign welcoming me to Orange Beach,…
Sex, Success, and Targeted Advertising Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-10-04
Phillip Foster's wife was away at a teacher's conference, and he had the whole house to himself. Mostly that meant he could walk around in his boxers and watch whatever he wanted. It was getting late,…
The One Thousand Deaths of Pastor Lewis Robinson: The Ethics of Repeatedly Drowning Baptists Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-09-25
The following letter was among several similar unsent letters, the initial recovery of which is credited to Dr. Jacobs. Following their recovery, and at Dr. Jacobs' request, a psychological review was…
Absolute Self-Control Doctor Whiteface does not match any existing user name (author) 2013-08-15
I don't care. No, in all seriousness. That's the answer to your question. I don't care. Apathy is stronger body armor than anything else. Why should I care that there's a damned great lizard running…
Family Planning Dr Cuddles (author) 2014-10-07
To marry, to rear his daughters, these things were on the surface good. But to have had the long years in his power, to have controlled their lives, to have warped their natures even, these might be…
The Lonely Road Dr Cuddles (author) 2013-08-23
Whether one passes on or remains is all the same. That you can take no one with you is the only difference. -From the death poem of Tokugawa Ieyasu Another world, another life, another name. I like…
Climber Dr Gears (author) 2015-04-11
He felt as if his lungs were going to crystallize, the ragged, frozen air scraping over the long-dried membranes like trying to breathe an aerosol brillo pad. He swung back, waving a moment before…
The Young Man Dr Gears (author) 2013-05-15
Nobody could like Corporal Lawrence. That's not to say that nobody tried, or that he was somehow unfriendly, merely that he was one of those few that seemed to be “wired” differently. However, in the…
Plumbing Dr Gears (author) 2013-03-09
This was stupid. It was a stupid idea, thought up by stupid people, in stupid, safe offices. Agent Two looked around slowly, letting his flashlight play over the walls, one of the only items the…
Odd Corners Dr Gears (author) 2012-11-24
I do not exist. That is to say, I do not exist here. Here is odd, a vast net that snares and crushes. Yet we follow, and come in droves, willing and not. It calls, somehow. We cannot enter, yet we do,…
Treats Dr Gears (author) 2012-10-28
I would like to here again state that 106 is not, as is commonly believed, a basic predator, on par with an advanced shark. SCP-106 is a sentient being, albeit a totally alien one. SCP-106 appears to…
Lost Time Dr Gears (author) 2012-09-12
“What were you, Harken?” “ what, like in a cosmic sense? Probably a dog or something.” “Must you always be an asshole?” “No, it's a choice.” They'd been stuck at the same posting for three days now,…
Kriegspiel Dr Gears (author) 2012-06-13
“We need to talk.” The old lady raised her head from the crumpled document before her, blinking rapidly through massive glasses. She sighed, pulling them off and rubbing between her eyes, gray curls…
Settling Tabs Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
2012-04-29
“Hello, Eddies Ice Cream, our special-” “Dead men dance.” “W-what? Sir, I think you have-” “ACC 119998256” “ just a moment ” “ ” “ I'll patch you through.” “ ” “Central Records. Department?”…
Love Hate Dr Gears (author) 2012-04-10
The house was dead when he came home. No lights, no noise, even a little chilly in the early spring dusk. Pete Kothkis stood in the entryway, peering in to the house with a slightly confused smile….
Delia Dr Gears (author) 2012-04-02
TRANSCRIPT BEGINS 11:00:00 You a doctor or something? No, a student, actually. Never had much business with doctors. Doris took sick once, went to the doctor. Jabbed her fulla holes, sent her home…
Breaker 1 9 Dr Gears (author) 2012-03-30
I don't know if this is really a creepy story, but it scared the shit out of me at the time. Four years ago, I was going through training for over-the-road trucking. We were out in Oregon, getting my…
Work Journal 3 Dr Gears (author) 2012-03-25
Day 56 Stressful few days. To say the least. I've had to sleep in the car for the last couple days. I'm apparently wanted for questioning in an arson case. Go fucking figure. Saw my face on the news a…
Sa Jin Photo Dr Gears (author) 2012-02-03
I was stationed overseas for four years, helping shore up the American military presence in South Korea. You hear horror stories about it, about people being shot randomly, the squalid conditions, but…
Mad Love Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-17
Have you ever loved someone? Not that family love, or devotion but real, blind love. I don't think people know how dangerous real, true love is. Love will make you do great things, but it can also…
Clockwork Time Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-14
The Fabergé bastard was raging. Tools flew, doors slammed, the walls and floorboards rattled. Through it all, he loosed a stream of profanity so acid it threatened to peel the already faded paint….
Quiet Game Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-12
Acquisitions and Review. One of the names in The Foundation that can send staff into convulsions. After Agents and MTF squads get something caged, have the remains mopped up and minds scrubbed, A and…
Attacking The Darkness Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
2012-01-04
Belfast, Ireland The GOC surveillance team who used the flat as a staging area had been stationed there for four weeks, doing an assessment of a Known Threat Entity in the area: a young man with…
Work Journal 2 Cont Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-02
Day 52 Very unsettling developments. Dad's notes kept referring to “Unit 14” in reference to collected materials and documentation. He'd go on about something, more often than not what he came to dub…
Work Journal 2 Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-01
Day 45 It's so strange, at times. Sitting where my father once sat, working at the same battered, second-hand desk, sifting through the notes black with his nearly indecipherable scrawl. He always…
Queen To Pawn Dr Gears (author) 2011-12-21
Conversation recorded on ██/██/████ Parties identified as █████ ██████ the third, ranking member of Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd. and an unknown female voice, identified as Black Queen . Intercepted…
Opening Moves Dr Gears (author) 2011-12-19
Site Security File 11/11/4/8888/PR – Suspicious Letter 49,003,668 Letter received at the private residential post office in the South Cheyenne Point community. Letter had no stamp, post mark, or…
Splinters Dr Gears (author) 2011-12-06
Communication Intercept: Document recovered leaving the central mailing service at Site 4. Letter appears to have somehow bypassed basic screening services, and was picked up only by the hand-sorting…
Point In Line Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
2011-11-11
“Boom chicka boom, don't you just love it…” The fat man hummed and sang tunelessly, walking around the brightly lit work area. Everywhere else was deeply dark, the humps and points of old factory…
Discovered Attack Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
2011-11-08
The box had arrived in Site 17, and been accepted as an object worthy of containment. Its sender had been correct that it could not be opened from the outside, at least, not by them. Nor could they…
F U B A R Dr Gears (author) 2011-11-03
“What are they doing?” “Nothing… just… talking. Are we sure we're in the right place? How do we know these aren't just random people waiting for a ride or something?” Agent Four grinned, his lean face…
Bloody Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-30
“Dude, I am WONDEROUSLY high.” he giggled, holding the phone to his ear with no small amount of effort. He walked across the basement, turning up the music, letting the beat pulse in time with the…
Reflections Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-25
Harken watched the rain sheet the windows, leaning his head on the cool glass in the hopes it would make his headache go away. Down the hall, a couple was fighting, the rise and fall of argument…
Like Clockwork Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-24
“So how do we do this?” Harken asked, stubbing a cigarette into the growing pile on the console ashtray. Kramer looked around inside the car that had been their mobile home the last few weeks. Not…
Life Saver Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-22
Disclaimer: This is (more or less) a story related to me by a friend a few months ago. He's ok now, if that helps. Not sure if it's really all that creepy but it's weird as all hell. I was on the…
2. Mr. Clank Dr Gears (author) 2011-09-15
Mr. Clank woke suddenly, as he always did, and looked around, blinking. The sun was still somewhat bright through the wisps of storm clouds, The great city glittering in the distance, as bright and…
Transcript Found On Storage Level B 8 Dr Gears (author) 2011-09-11
“There, it's on.” “Alright, settle please, settle. Ladies and gentlemen, I call this meeting to order. There are no new faces, so I will forgo introductions and proceed directly to business.” “All…
Potty Dr Gears (author) 2011-08-28
He woke up, momentarily confused as to where he was, and what was beside him. Shaking his head, he made out the softly breathing form of his wife, and on the other side the small, pale outline of his…
Elevator Dr Gears (author) 2011-04-18
He was lost in hell. Or as hell, one of the two. He'd kicked and screamed to get here, and now he just wanted it to be over. Two days of computer and technology stuff, in a nice big hotel, with lots…
Mice Dr Gears (author) 2011-02-26
We have such a mouse problem. What's worse, they're stupid. Your average mouse has the common decency to stay hidden 90% of the time, you just find nibbled items and mouse crap. Our mice just wander…
Alone Dr Gears (author) 2010-12-01
Have you ever been Alone? Not just alone for a bit while others are out, or feeling rather isolated at the end of a relationship, but Alone. That special Alone that you feel at 1:25 in the morning,…
Cold Dr Gears (author) 2010-12-01
This story is actually 100% true. I've switched names around for privacy's sake, but I assure you that every bit of this is real. Not the normal sub-reality of most “real world” creepypasta, but…
Feverish Dr Gears (author) 2010-06-07
The sweat slid in rivers as he burned. Inches from the fan blades, the pounding breeze doing next to nothing to relieve the searing fire in his flesh. Sick for the last two days, Adam's fever had only…
Devotion Dr Gears (author) 2010-06-02
Your love is cheap. No, really, it is. You say you love, and that you are devoted, that you'd do anything but what do you do, actually? Candy, flowers, nights out, those are general actions, not…
Jaywalk Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-26
There is a way to live well beyond your appointed time. You need a car, preferably something late-model, with a strong body. Newer cars tend to be too light and not do enough damage. Next, you need to…
Stitches Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-25
It's amazing how death changes a person. That's not to say the person themselves (even though it's safe to say they do undergo a profound change), but who they are to you, and how they stand in your…
Knives Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-23
He'd never really understood knives and the odd obsession some people had with them. Just little scraps of metal, sharpened and placed in a handle, a knife wasn't all that amazing. He admitted that,…
Peeled Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-22
The TV was blaring sex and violence, but all she could think about was her damn bubbling arm. She picked at it idly, once again cursing herself for forgetting the sun screen over the weekend. It'd…
Late Night Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-16
It had been dark for hours, and it was starting to get to him. Sitting at the computer, he'd caught himself glancing more and more times at the nearby window, the space beyond so dark it acted like a…
Meteor Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-14
The oil smoke rose as if it would never stop. Boiling from the massive hole in both the earth and the pipeline, it had blotted out the sun hours ago, and still showed no sign of stopping. As Tyler…
The King Is Dead Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-13
“ Please be seated. Let's get to business, I know you are all busy, and I appreciate all of you taking time out ” “Cut it, Three.” “ Very well. I think we all know the issue at hand. What with the…
Influenza Dr Gears (author) 2010-04-09
I've been sick for days now. That bubbling nausea that fills your throat, makes you feel as if you're about to throw up every time you burp or so much as breathe out your mouth. Holding the toilet,…
Epitaph Dr Gears (author) 2010-03-30
Dr. Iceberg wove his way down the hall on a makeshift I.V. crutch, with Dr. Gears limping alongside. Most of the security teams and cleaning crews had already passed, so they had the hall to…
Document Recovered From The Marianas Trench Dr Gears (author) 2010-02-18
I need to write this down, because I forget things sometimes, and I think what I heard today was important. Not to me, the time for me or almost anyone else alive on Earth today to make a difference…
The Vault Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-18
The door was heavy, and old, but still strong. It sealed the passage tight, blocking even light from around its edges. The hall was claustrophobic, and in near total darkness but for the dim,…
Swimmer Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-18
The water was cool, if a bit murky. The lake was the color of tea, owing to its past as a logging route. Great banks of long tree trunks would bob and sink, staining the lake. At least, that's what…
Reentry Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-18
Everything was screaming. The dials, the readouts, everything was screaming, but he noticed none of it. What he noticed was the heat. He was burning. Not on fire, but inside, burning with a searing…
Document C 88 Il Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-02
Beyond the dim, childish rays of Sol burn the steady, glowering lights of slumbering embers. Millions of lifetimes away lie the quasars, the softly thrumming globes of aging light, somehow ancient in…
Play Dr Gears (author) 2009-07-31
I was deposited to awareness with an abruptness normally reserved for the newly born, and much like them, my first view of the world was enough to send me into wracking sobs. I attempted to recoil, to…
Recovered Documents From Cell 3 Dr Gears (author) 2009-06-13
1- Transferred from the barracks, finally. The trip took forever, I’d have to guess about six hours, but I couldn’t see, and I fell asleep a few times, so I guess it really could be anything. Four…
Thy Will Be Done Dr Gears (author) 2009-05-18
The two men quickly walked down the hall, pushing the small cloth-covered cart in front of them. A sudden door slam far behind them made the older man cry out, to be quickly stifled by the younger as…
CotBG Bible Fragments Dr Gears (author) 2009-03-24
Note: The following are sections of text recovered from the body of what is assumed to be a member of “The Church of The Broken God.” It is assumed they are part of a larger document or “Bible”, but…
The Lockdown - Introduction Dr Gears (author) 2009-02-20
Agent Greenwell was by no means afraid, only strongly wishing to be elsewhere. As he ran, quickly avoiding small chunks of rubble and broken machinery, his thoughts remained more on the past then the…
Perfection Dr Gears (author) 2009-02-10
“Do I hear five hundred thousand pounds?” “…” “Thank you…do I hear five fifty?” “…” “Thank you ma’am…do I hear six hundred?” “…” “Thank you…six fifty?” “One million pounds.” “…t-thank you sir. Do I…
SCP-048-ARC Dr Gears (author) 2009-01-21
Item #: SCP-048 Object Class: Euclid (Neutralized) Special Containment Procedures: SCP-048 is to be referred to as Joey. In the event that he is referred to as SCP-048, or an object, Joey becomes…
Personal Log Of Dr Gears Dr Gears (author) 2008-10-15
Personal Log of Dr.Gears [NOTE: Dates and some sensitive information removed by Central Records. Original documentation available upon approval.] ███████ ██ Woke up early, due to the sound of…
Personal Log Of Paul Martin Dr Gears (author) 2008-10-10
Diary of Paul Martin, recovered among other personal belongings August 22nd, ████ Greg can be a jerk sometimes. It’s nice having a roommate who is gone three quarters of the time, but he has a bad…
Archived Incident 076-2_682 Dr Gears (author) 2008-07-27
ATTENTION: REPORT 076-2/682 IS FOR REVIEW BY CLASS-4 PERSONNEL ONLY Incident: 076-2/682 SCP involved: SCP-682, SCP-076-2 Personnel involved: Dr. Gears, Prof. Kain Pathos Crow, Generals ████████████…
10. Mr. Mission Dr Gerald (author) 2011-09-23
The time: Midnight. The place: One of the more shadier of the establishments the city had to offer. The person: Myself, of course. For the better part of an hour I sat there, taking the occasional…
Father Of Lies Dr Gerald (author) 2010-04-07
Agent Jason Suthers woke with a start, thinking that the only way he could feel this way would be if his face were on fire. From what he could tell, his head was covered in heavy bandages and he felt…
Wasteland Dr Gerald (author) 2010-02-02
Gareth poked his head over the rocks, peering across the blasted landscape. It was a particularly hot day, the sun's rays bouncing off the endless gray of the wasteland, nothing but the occasional…
Interview C Dr Gerald (author) 2009-05-05
Interviewed: Agent Thompson. Interviewer: Dr. Sylvius Forward: Post-incident interview with the only survivor of the anomalous SCP-C Blizzard. Begin Log Dr. Sylvius: Okay, let's begin. Tell me,…
I hope you get back to me soon Dr Hysteria (author) 2014-11-23
FINAL MESSAGE SENT: 163 YEARS AGO                                                                                                                             SCP FOUNDATION STANDARD COMPUTER…
Good Morning, World Dr Jonesy (author) 2013-01-24
Good morning, world. I open my eyes to the sight of the sun streaming in through my window. I smile. There’s nothing quite like waking up to the sun warming your face. Especially after having not seen…
Unknown Log File Dr Kondraki (author) 2009-03-20
Special Containment Center 23 Terminal Welcome, please enter user ID. ethaum Please enter password. Password Accepted… . Loading… . Clearance validated… . Welcome, Commander Thaum….
Duke 'till Dawn Dr Kondraki (author) 2009-02-19
Foreword by O5-2: On █-██-████, an investigation was launched into the continued viability of SCP-083. Several factors were taken into account, such as the relative danger involved in sustained…
Taking out the Trash Dr Kondraki (author) 2009-01-06
What a day. And what a way to end it too. Another day, another big pile of waste generated by the vast, churning machine that was the faculty and staff of Site 17. Every bit of detritus the place…
Incident 239-B - Clef-Kondraki DrClef (author)
Dr Kondraki (author)
2008-11-04
Re: Internal Affairs Incident between Drs. Alto Clef and ████████ Kondraki, ██-██-████. This report is CLOSED. Any further edits must be approved by an O-5 level authority, except for basic…
Teeth, Dearie Dr LosER (author) 2012-04-13
Hello, dearie. Oh hush now, those stories are greatly over exaggerated. I am not a demon, and I most certainly am not hellspawn. My mother would take offense to that, you know. No need to be rude!…
Dichotomy Dr LosER (author) 2012-04-09
Dr. Church sat back, grinding a fist into a single blood shot eye. Done. He was finally done for tonight. He drew in a heavy breath, holding it captive for a long, aching moment before letting it hiss…
D-Class Orientation Dr LosER (author) 2011-10-19
Excuse me, please. If you would all just turn your attention Okay, settle down now, I need to If I could just have your-quiet! I said quiet! I said-will you all just please-I said-SHUT THE FUCK UP!…
Sidelines' Sarabande Dr Reach (author) 2015-01-01
They needed to hitch a ride… At first, like most in the Area-08-B Engineering Sector, Doctor Richard Barnard paid close attention to the thunderous speakers. They usually broadcast the firm yet…
Mission Statement Dr Reach (author) 2014-11-22
The alarm sounds its gentle, delicate electro-waltz. It does not wake me up; I have been awake for almost two hours now. Dreams are not safe anymore. I stand up, knowing I cannot fool the kind tyrant…
Manna Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-14
Manna. Manna the…
Breaking It All Down On Me Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-07
The creature that no longer resembled a Hippo and Enrico Momio's soul watched silently as both Locke sisters went away. And took the thing away with them. The bloody hell was that, Enrico said. He…
Over The Bonfire Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-04
Priscilla felt lost. Not literally lost, not anymore, of course; now she walked, loaded with the bundle she would not trust anyone else and rested inside her backpack, by the side of the massive…
Greenery Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-04
So, you work for the Bigger Man? The Momio brothers, Enrico and Martino, were a couple of tall, dark, handsome men with a knack for satire and a disagreeable nature, or at least they used to have…
Bed, Breakfast, Plague Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-03
Good morning, up and about, rise and shine, blah blah blah! Priscilla Locke got up at seven AM, sharp, Somalia time, thanks to the loud shouting that emanated from the walls, straight into her ears….
Cubes On A Slope Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-02
The expanse behind the hospital's hill was filled with people. Priscilla allowed her escort to guide her again between the tents that housed them that last night. People were preparing their move to…
Breaking It Down For Me Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-02
Frank felt just a bit claustrophobic. The darkroom was, appropriately enough, a tiny, dark, hot and incredibly moist hellhole with an actual hole in the middle, which was enough for anyone to be a…
Who Are You? Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-01
Priscilla Locke was a tall, willowy woman, perhaps in her early thirties. Her gruff, detached expression remained shielded after a pair of sharp shades. Her movements as she left the black van were…
Who We Are Dr Reach (author) 2014-06-30
There is no way you are drinking that. Oh, but somebody has to. You are just trying to spook me, aren't you? Tell me you are trying to spook me. I don't think he is trying to spoo-ook you,…
Gears Is Totally Not A Robot Guys Dr Solo (author) 2016-04-01
The following is an O5's (adult?) tale “No I’m telling you, there’s no fuckin’ way we’d have a goddamn robot in upper management.” “But a fucking dog is perfectly acceptable to you?” “That’s…
Shadow of a Doubt Dr Yucatan (author) 2014-04-11
Technician Palmer yawned. It was 0520, only 40 minutes until the end of his 6-hour shift. A shift spent in Monitoring Station Delta of Foundation Area-12, a shift that consisted of keeping watch over…
Message of the Relic Dr_Adams (author) 2011-04-29
SCP-███ Observation Log Forward: A total of ██ transcriptions have been made from SCP-███. Each has resulted in similar narratives in the subject's native language, using vocabulary appropriate for…
Bronze DrBerggren (author) 2013-08-19
There was a cataclysmic reshuffling of the deck. Something very far away had been broken, first on that most basal of structural scales — the atomic nucleus — and then on a much more macroscopic and…
Little Ones DrBerggren (author) 2013-05-02
The room's dark. Oh, I'm sure there's some light on in here, some brief glint of afternoon sun through the cellar window or some long-gone child's twinkling discarded toy. But for me, the room's dark….
Doublehorses DrBerggren (author) 2013-02-13
Personnel sketch of Dr. Jacobs. Dr. Jacobs stood at the head of the boardroom, advancing through a slideshow as he gave his presentation. Projected on the screen was a photograph of a somewhat…
New Job DrChandra (author) 2016-06-08
FOUNDATION TERMINAL ONLINE. PLEASE ENTER LOGIN INFORMATION AND PASSWORD. pcs.noitadnuof|doowgnillocyzzi#pcs.noitadnuof|doowgnillocyzzi | alonebeneathaweepingwillow HELLO DR. COLLINGWOOD. YOU HAVE…
Incident Zero - Part 2 DrClef (author) 2016-04-23
Adrian? Adrian!? Adrian Andrews's eyes shot open. Beatrix was leaning over him, a worried expression on her face. His jaw hurt and his teeth tasted like pennies. He sat up slowly, groaning as the…
Ball Gags and Scrambled Eggs DrClef (author)
LurkD (author)
2016-04-17
It was midnight when they dragged Dietrich and Bridge out of their beds, pinning them down before they had a chance to react. Filthy rubber ball gags were thrust into their mouths, followed shortly by…
Incident Zero - Part 1 DrClef (author) 2016-04-15
The call, like many of the worst things in life, came at 1 in the morning. Adrian groaned and rolled over in bed, reluctantly separating himself from Beats's warmth and softness and scent. One hand…
The Flesh That Mates DrClef (author) 2016-04-01
Hey, guys, just so you know, this fic is, like, totally not safe for work and probably not safe for life either, so you probably shouldn't read it. Thanks. + show block – hide block My love has the…
We Got A Good Thing Here DrClef (author) 2015-05-27
Aleksander knew there was going to be trouble when the woman pulled up to the airport curb in a cherry-red Porsche convertible, wearing a low-cut blue dress and a flower-patterned silk scarf. …
Operation "Camp Granada" DrClef (author) 2015-05-03
Notice After Action Report Intercepted Email 1 Intercepted Email 2 Intercepted Email 3 ATTENTION The attached document packet is classified: Level 5 by the Overseer Council. Do not continue…
Mementos DrClef (author) 2015-04-20
It was a simple, plain-looking door with the words Archival Storage on a faded plastic plate next to it. Some wag had put up a hand-written sign reading FreeBay underneath it, aping the logo of a…
Number One With A Bullet DrClef (author) 2015-04-17
Two Days Prior You want The Suit? the dog asked. Are you sure? Adams is going to need it, Clef said, especially if the Coalition starts stepping up their efforts. Professor Kain Pathos Crow…
Girls' Night Out: Raising Hell DrClef (author) 2015-04-09
Spider knew that she was in deep shit when the tall woman accompanying KTE-11971-Green Ember walked straight up to her and tried to buy her a drink. It was supposed to just be a girls' night out….
Girls' Night Out: Getting Drunk DrClef (author) 2015-04-06
All right, Adams said, marching back and forth with the military bearing of a General addressing his troops. The name of the game tonight is 'Bar Crawl.' Five bars. Five bartenders. You copy? …
Girls' Night Out: Dressing Up DrClef (author) 2015-04-03
Breakfast arrived at 0700 every day. Iris tried to make sure that she was showered, her bed was made, and her quarters were clean and neat by then. Not that she particularly cared what the…
What's In A Name? DrClef (author) 2015-03-30
On Monday morning, Dr. Alto Clef (former director of Training and Development, and now the director of Mobile Task Force Lambda-2 ( Dr. Clef's Bisexual Stripper Assassin Squad )) walked into the suite…
Contingency DrClef (author) 2015-03-26
You want me to go back into the field? We need you to go back into the field. This is not a request. This is an order, the woman in the mint-green pantsuit said. Dr. Alto Clef, (also known as…
"Scramble Order" DrClef (author) 2015-03-25
Skunkboy knocked on the apartment door. There was no response. He knocked on the door again. Still no response. He very carefully stepped to one side of the door and pressed his ear against the wall….
"UHEC" DrClef (author) 2015-03-23
The sign outside the room was stolen from a construction site. It looked like this: Inside the room, Special Agent Lynisha Taylor (United Nations Global Occult Coalition, PHYSICS Division, Strike…
"Diplomacy" DrClef (author) 2014-02-24
It's good to see you again, your majesty, Chris said, as he took a seat on the camp chair and gratefully accepted a cup of water from a raccoon in a green wool tunic. Thou speakest with a forked…
"Come into my Parlor" DrClef (author) 2014-02-11
and I'll be seeing you all next week. Please read chapters three and four before you come back on Tuesday. Class is dismissed. Miss Fang, could I see you for a moment before you go? Ara Fang…
"Vigil" DrClef (author) 2014-02-06
The Coalition Memorial consists of three underground facilities. The first is the outer museum, in which a number of relics and memorabilia important to the Coalition are preserved and displayed. The…
"Tempering" DrClef (author) 2014-02-06
Spider had been walking up the mountain trail for a good half hour, and her feet were starting to hurt. It didn't help that she was carrying a heavy backpack: she'd done long ruck marches in training,…
"Trauma" DrClef (author) 2014-02-05
Zero 1 2 3 4 5 6 Breach … and then, fifteen minutes later, the Strike Team breached and entered, Bullfrog concluded. And that was that. Was it? the woman in the blue sweater asked. The big…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████: Conclusion, Q and A DrClef (author) 2014-01-29
And we're back for the last session of this seminar. We're almost done. I just have a few more things to say, and then we'll be able to break for the night. I do want to address one thing that I was…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████ on Thaumatic Workings. DrClef (author) 2014-01-29
I see that my little statement last time got everyone's attention. Let's get into it. Every thaumatic working, whether it's carried out using eye of newt or a desktop computer, has four components:…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████ on Aetheric Energy and Aspect Radiation. DrClef (author) 2014-01-28
Good afternoon. I hope you had a pleasant lunch. Please be seated, and we will resume with the second portion of this seminar. The first portion of my lecture covered the three fundamental laws upon…
"Joint Venture" DrClef (author) 2014-01-28
This is a really dumb idea, Skunkboy muttered. He shifted his weight on the chameleon-cloth pad he'd been laying on for the past thirty-six hours. He was pretty sure he was developing some sores on…
"AWTOK" DrClef (author) 2014-01-17
lately, Jenny said, I've been feeling a lot more dragonish. The other nine people sitting around the circle nodded and made sympathetic noises, as Agent Griggs suppressed a groan. I've been…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████ on Applied Thaumatology. DrClef (author) 2014-01-17
Good evening. Please have a seat. You will find wine, water, bread, and salt at the back of the room, if you require refreshment. Also coffee and donuts and all the rest of that stuff. And go easy on…
"Farpoint" DrClef (author) 2014-01-15
You nervous? Jericho asked. A bit, Callahan admitted. After all, this is gonna be a long trip. Don't worry about it so much, Jericho said. It's going to be a lonely, exhausting, and stressful…
"Special Observer" DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
It's the same old story that it's always been, Dr. Elaine Wicks said. The farmers and ranchers keep slashing and burning their way into the forest. When they encounter the local tribes, they drive…
"Strike" DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Heads up, Bull, Skunkboy whispered into his comms. They're back. Agent Bullfrog of Assessment Team 735 Sparkplug lifted his head to look through his binoculars at the Chaos Insurgency camp…
"Assessment" DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
It's far too early to put Team Sparkplug back in the field. D.C. al Fine, the Undersecretary-General of the Global Occult Coalition, stood in an expanse of empty blackness, surrounded by one hundred…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Field Manual 2: Equipment and Gear DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Home Technology Black Suit Grey Suit White Suit Orange Suit Blue Suit VERITAS INSERT QUARTERMASTER DIVISION LOGO HERE Overview Whenever possible, PHYSICS Division makes use of current-generation…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Field Manual 1: Operative's Handbook DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Chapter One: Introduction Chapter Two: Preparation Section Missing Chapter Six: Response Levels Preface We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Threat Entity Database DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Introduction Common Codewords KTE: Known Threat Entity UTE: Unknown Threat Entity PTE: Potential Threat Entity LTE: Liquidated Threat Entity Other Introduction The Global Occult Coalition…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Field Manual 13: Special Circumstances, Humanoid Threat Entities DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Type Green: Reality Bender Type Gray: Post-Mortem Reanimation Type Red: Regenerator Introduction Reality Benders (Type Greens) have a certain mystique among GOC operatives. Some operatives even…
Transcript of Incident BL-7 Alpha DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Sparkplug: Assessment Team 735, comprising three members: Team leader Bullfrog (Sparkplug 1), marksman Fartboy, (Sparkplug 2), driver Kitten (Sparkplug 3). Central: Central Command Sparkplug…
Private Hell DrClef (author) 2013-12-17
It's about the time that Kondraki blows up a bus full of nuns to capture the flying fire-breathing walruses that Dr. Alto Clef has the first suspicion that things are not going as they should be. It…
Da Capo al Fine DrClef (author) 2013-02-04
On her fifth birthday, Sigurrós Stefánsdóttir looked down at the cake that her foster mother had baked for her and wished that her real parents had never died. She blinked her eyes and found herself…
Special Assets DrClef (author) 2013-02-01
Saint Helene's Hospital didn't appear on any maps. You couldn't Google it or look it up in the Yellow Pages. The only way to find it was to know that it was there. Extracting himself and his packages…
Text of a Condolence Letter - Federal Bureau of Investigation, Unusual Incidents Unit DrClef (author) 2013-01-30
[INSERT OFFICIAL FBI LETTERHEAD HERE] Federal Bureau of Investigation United States Department of Justice Washington, DC. [DATE] Dear [RECIPIENT], I am writing to you today to express my great sorrow…
Items from a Global Occult Coalition Document Bag DrClef (author) 2013-01-27
LTE-3503-Silver KTE-1027-Grey Field Operative SK-107 A self-portrait found in the subject's wallet at time of death Threat ID: LTE-3503-Silver ( Vector ) Authorized Response Level: N/A…
Interlude - Excerpt From An Auction Catalog - Marshall Carter And Dark, 2012 DrClef (author) 2013-01-25
ANIMATED CONCRETE STATUE Lot #: 50621-173 ANIMATED CONCRETE STATUE Minimum Bid: $20,000,000 This lovely objet d'art was constructed in 1987 by an anonymous artist out of concrete and rebar. It is 2…
Rascal One Actual DrClef (author) 2013-01-25
So, um this whole Hartle Anomaly thing seems to be heating up. Think they'll send us in? Hartle's scientific, not paranormal, Bullfrog said, as he carefully replaced the battery cover on a slim,…
Don't Worry About It DrClef (author) 2012-10-30
If you don't know what this is, don't worry about it. Part 1: The First Hi, everybody, my name is Margaret Sawyer-Sheen, and I'm a doctor with the SCP Foundation! This si the story of how I fell in…
The World From a Different Angle DrClef (author) 2011-11-15
One Nice Afternoon Oh, no, Tom groaned, seeing Deb's eyes light up at the familiar-looking pink display window . I can't handle this. You're on your own, dear. What's the matter, hun? Scared of a…
Tunneling Between Worlds DrClef (author) 2011-11-01
Re: Dinner? From: ten.srerednaw|yttikssim#ten.srerednaw|yttikssim To: ten.noitandnimeerf|loS#ten.noitandnimeerf|loS I'll be there. Midnight Subject: Dinner? From:…
"Sometimes You Get the Bear. . ." DrClef (author) 2011-11-01
The twelve members of MTF Rho-Niner ( Theisman's Leg ) moved up the hill in smooth, catlike motions, their dark grey camouflage uniforms blending in perfectly with the night, their faces hidden behind…
The Light At The End Of The Tunnel DrClef (author) 2011-10-26
It wasn't working, he realized, as the statuesque woman ran the tip of her finger along the fake incision on his skin and licked the fake blood off with a seductive purr. He sighed, shook his head,…
A Working Lunch DrClef (author) 2011-10-21
Wait in the car. I've got this one, Harken said. Kramer fixed him with a cold, hard gaze from her oscilloscope-green eyes. I can't back you up from out here, she said. If I need your brand of…
Game Day Phase 2: ". . . And Then I Saw The Light" DrClef (author) 2011-10-19
What am I even doing here? Sol muttered, watching the man in the wolf suit walk by. I don't have anything in common with these people. These people happen to be our most faithful customers, man, …
Clean Sweep DrClef (author) 2011-09-20
Dr. Gears typed in a last sentence, clicked the Send button, then leaned back in his chair and allowed himself to feel a small amount of satisfaction at a job well done. Smoothing over the blue on…
Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't." DrClef (author) 2011-09-08
Afternoon, everyone. Have a seat. Get a cup of coffee and a muffin. Also, a reminder: the Seminar Rooms are a weapons-free zone. Please make sure you've surrendered your weapons at the reception…
Name, Rank, Serial Number DrClef (author) 2010-03-22
Sergeant Thomas Allenby. Serial number nine four two The butt of the revolver cracked against his jaw, hard. Sergeant Allenby laughed bitterly as he spat out a broken tooth onto the packed dirt…
. . . the best and the wisest man whom I have ever known. DrClef (author) 2010-03-12
A possible future Jack Bright pushed his way past the holo-sign reading Closed to Visitors and made his way up the polished carbonate stairs to the monorail. There was a single car waiting for him….
Of Multiverses and Dandelion Wine DrClef (author) 2010-02-02
The problem is, one of the first things you do when you make dandelion wine is throw away the flowers. Seventeen minutes. That's how long the world lasts this time. The crucifixes with their…
Chowderclef DrClef (author) 2009-09-29
Darkness loomed over the streets of Night City, the shadows casting long shadows over the cracked asphalt pavement, the city's dark darkness lurking deep within its shriveled black hearts, as black as…
The Real Monsters DrClef (author) 2009-08-07
When I was a little boy, I was afraid of monsters. They always lurked in the dark places where the light didn’t reach. It didn’t matter how many times my father shone a flashlight into the dark…
The Man with Oscilloscope Eyes DrClef (author) 2009-07-23
The smoking ruin of the black Crown Victoria lay on the side of the road, its wheels slowly turning in the air, a massive tree trunk piercing the windshield. The tree had blasted through the safety…
The 784 Incident: Part 7: Conclusion DrClef (author) 2009-04-20
Part 6: Escape Ever Dance With the Devil in the Pale Moonlight? Delta One, in position. Delta Two, in position. Delta Three, in position. Delta Six. Go. Beatrix Maddox sat on the lakeshore…
The 784 Incident: Part 6: Escape DrClef (author) 2009-04-20
Part 5: Breaking Point You Can't Go Home Again Eighteen Months Ago So, if you'd let me finish my question? Mmmm? Sure, sure Okay, here it is. Let's say that you've got a choice of two…
The 784 Incident: Part 5: Breaking Point DrClef (author) 2009-04-10
Part 4: Breach Plausible Deniability Post-Incident Interview, ██-██-████ Interviewer: And that was when Director Valentine breached containment on SCP-784. Clef: That is correct. Interviewer: And…
The 784 Incident: Part 4: Breach DrClef (author) 2009-03-26
Part 3:Escalation Until the End of the World Eighteen Months Ago All right, next question. Mmmm? Imagine you just won a contest and you have your choice of two prizes. Is one of them you? …
The 784 Incident: Part 3: Escalation DrClef (author) 2009-02-24
Part 2: Negotiation Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't Hey, Clef? What's up, Draki? Not much. Hey, can I borrow your cat for the weekend? I guess. Why the hell you'd want to…
The 784 Incident: Part 2: Negotiation DrClef (author) 2009-02-20
Part 1: Contact When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back Looking back, I'm not sure what I thought was going to happen when that crazy bitch showed 784 the photo. If I had to put money on…
The 784 Incident: Part 1: Contact DrClef (author) 2009-02-18
Incident 784-1 once the D-Class personnel have finished rinsing the outside of the container using fire hoses, a third personnel will approach the container, and then affix the module to the…
085-Romance-Adult DrClef (author) 2008-12-10
Story Application: 085, A Romance in 2.5 Dimensions Chapter 1: Sierra Nevadas Her cadmium yellow #5 hair cascades down over her shoulders as she sits down in the corner of the canvas, looking up…
Agent Ukelele DrClef (author) 2008-12-05
{Note: This document was retrieved during a raid on a known Global Occult Coalition safehouse by Task Force Omega-7, Pandora's Box. Sections of this document were damage in the firefight and…
Termination_Order DrClef (author) 2008-12-04
TERMINATION ORDER by Dr. Clef. Interview Clef-88 commences now. Dr. Gears, interviewer. Dr. Clef, interviewee. You know who you look like? John Malkovich. You've got the same head and everything,…
Supplemental Report 239-B-192 DrClef (author) 2008-11-24
Interviewed: Dr. A. Clef, SCP number pending. Interviewer: Dr. ████████ Kondraki. Foreword: This interview took place 24 hours after the Site 17 incident. Begin Log, ██-██-████, ████:██:██ Kondraki:…
Personal Log of Agent AA DrClef (author) 2008-10-10
Personal Log of: Agent A█████ A██████, Mobile Task Force Omega-7, Pandora's Box. Date: October 10, ████ I shoulda taken the blue pill. When Dr. ██████████ told me that he had an opening for a…
No Joke DrEverettMann (author) 2015-05-13
Jerry swept the floor of the hallway while the guards looked on. This used to be Mr. Henderson's job, but then his poop started glowing, and now he was in Cell 14, with Mr. Iheme. The guards would…
Back Alley Deals DrEverettMann (author) 2015-05-04
Anderson Massey suppressed a shudder as he stepped through the doorway. On the other (the proper) side of the door, it was an elegant Georgian style paneled door with an elegant entablature. On this…
Renegade, Retrograde DrEverettMann (author) 2015-04-20
Secure, contain, and protect. As an anomaly, I choose not to Defy those above me. It is my choice to Be contained. I will never Walk free again. I submit that I must Be imprisoned for my nature. I…
The Wolves at the Door DrEverettMann (author) 2015-04-01
Iris was trying to solve a crossword puzzle when there was a knock on her door. It wasn't a scheduled knock, which was a bit worrying, but at least there weren't any explosions this time. Two women in…
Immediate Actions DrEverettMann (author) 2015-03-23
There were explosions on site. It wasn't entirely unheard-of, but these didn't seem controlled. Also not unheard of, but it still made Iris nervous. The door to her cell opened, and an agent stood…
The Summer King DrEverettMann (author) 2015-02-24
SCP-076 Document 076-1: Procedure 07-Frazer Drone Warfare Other Reports Item #: SCP-076 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: The land around SCP-076-B is owned by the French…
The Brave Little– DrEverettMann (author) 2014-06-15
977 was special. It was indivisible, which was important to his people. Not as special as if he had been a mother as well, of course. But the people expected great things from him. The Creator thought…
Be a Dali and Help a Mann Out, or The Lamentable State of Modern Art DrEverettMann (author) 2014-02-13
When he was first partnered with Dr. Mann, Lament was handed a remote. As he was partnered to the doctor, so it was partnered to a small explosive implanted in the doctor's chest without his…
We're Sorry DrEverettMann (author) 2013-09-18
Director Samuels, you have often asked me what the ultimate goal of the SCP Foundation is. As I step down, I feel you have the right to know. Our ultimate goal is, and has always been, the…
Those You Leave Behind DrEverettMann (author) 2013-09-09
Part One His mother often said his father was York. But she was kept so drugged by the high priestesses that she rarely knew who her callers were, and other times, she said his father was a blind…
The Executions of Doctor Bright DrEverettMann (author) 2013-02-06
Bright knew it had gone wrong when the trucks eased into position on either side of his van. حزب الخلافة was spraypainted on the sides. He knew he was in big trouble when he saw the men in the beds…
Ripped From the Headlines DrEverettMann (author) 2013-01-27
I stared at the television, barely catching the words, as I helped Helen into the chair. gone, nothing left but a giant hole. The hurricanes reported in the region were actually the result of air…
Post Finem DrEverettMann (author) 2012-12-29
The world ended yesterday, and none of us noticed until this morning. No supplies were meant to arrive. No one was due to go to see the psychologists. This morning, I went to check for the supplies,…
Factory-Finding Mission DrEverettMann (author) 2012-07-31
So there I was, in a power plant what was about to explode, surrounded by the enemy. An idle thought; it's how Max would have started the story, if he'd survived. He'd have come up with some clever,…
Slipped Under the Door from Cell 142 DrEverettMann (author) 2012-05-13
Item Number: ████ Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: This revision of secure containment procedures for SCP-████ is to supercede all previous versions. SCP-████ is held in a cell…
Deranged Ditties DrEverettMann (author) 2012-04-01
Jack PoorYoric Duckins walked past the containment cell of SCP-Eleventy-Six, nodded to the empty air, and continued on his way. Precisely three-point-four seconds later, he zipped back, his eyes…
SCP-One Million DrEverettMann (author) 2012-03-31
Tell me of the thing, the shaman said. It lives in the I started. No! The stick came down hard on my knuckles. Begin with how to stop it, how to keep it held. Always. What it is can wait until…
Hiccup Jacet DrEverettMann (author) 2012-02-28
Heh. It's funny. I always tell my boys, don't give your life fer the Foundation. Make some other bastard give his. But here I am. Fuckin' hypocrite, that's what I am. But nobody ever promised me…
Command Performance DrEverettMann (author) 2012-02-17
Fuck! Mother fucking Open fire! Open fire! Shit! It's still coming. Don't shoot it in the head. I Kimura! Fuck! Shoot the legs! Shoot the fucking legs! Shin, get the blast doors! Pull back, you sons…
Christmas DrEverettMann (author) 2011-12-26
I always have grand plans that few people help me on. I'm just gullible that way. This time, it was 100 word stories for Christmas, a la Gaiman's Nicholas Was… I normally send one out in my…
The One Who Devours Souls DrEverettMann (author) 2011-11-08
The One Who Devours Souls arrives in the bleak, gray hours of the morning, when all good men lie afearing their beds. He (for it is a he, though the strange raiments it wears, and the viscous fluids…
Trick or Treat DrEverettMann (author) 2011-10-26
Hey, pal, nice costume. Yeah. I like the way it's just your face with a couple of strings attached. Okay, that's far enough. Yeah, it's a real piece, so why don't you come along quiet-like? That's the…
Orientation DrEverettMann (author) 2011-10-05
Welcome to yer orientation. I am Agent Max Lombardi. I am your instructor, on account that my leg is broken and someone in Personnel hates me. Now, you're here because the possibility exists that you…
Relationskips DrEverettMann (author) 2011-10-01
It don't pay to get too close to anyone in our line of work. They tell you that all the time. You will, though. We're stupid like that. First time you're in real danger, you should be thinkin', Gosh,…
7. Mr. ███████████ DrEverettMann (author) 2011-09-20
Ah yes. Yes, I think I am the one you've come to see. I've been expecting you, to be honest. Oh, please. Don't sit there. I'll come along quietly, but you must Well, anyway, please don't make any…
GOIng My Way DrEverettMann (author) 2011-09-12
Okay, so what happened is No, sir, I would not lie to you. I will contain myself to the purely factual. Yes sir. No sir. The squid were factual. I have pictures. No sir, there were no squid at the…
Nobody Knows DrEverettMann (author) 2011-05-06
Well, shit. Yeah, I'd say you got the bastard. They don't get much more dead than that. Okay, calm down. You're not gonna get D-Classed. Breathe, kid. Here's what happened. You're not the one who…
Ask Doctor Mann DrEverettMann (author) 2010-11-09
Welcome to Ask Doctor Mann, where I will be answering any questions that you, the reading public, have for me. If you have questions you'd like answered, please submit them via the discussion page. …
Thank You For Your Time DrEverettMann (author) 2010-08-07
Doctor Braddock nervously walked to the table where the guard guided him. He'd never been in such an elegant club before, and felt terribly out of place. His clothing was rumpled, his long black hair…
Property Values DrEverettMann (author) 2010-07-31
I'm real sorry about all of this. I knew we was in trouble soon as Barnes shot yer daughter. Oh, hey, quit cryin', she'll be fine. He's a lousy shot. Anyway, I'm real sorry about yer dog. I mean, it…
Grasp On Reality DrEverettMann (author) 2010-07-29
Lemme tell you about reality benders. First off, we like t'call 'em Bixbies. Why? One, in case somebody accidentally says somethin' in front of a civilian, it don't tip 'em off. Two, if yer talking to…
Urban Legends DrEverettMann (author) 2010-07-24
Don't talk to me about no fuckin' urban legends. Jesus, in our line o' work, you'd think you'd know better. Whadda I mean? I mean they ain't just fuckin' stories, dipshit. Oh, fine, some of 'em are. I…
The Death Of Alto Clef, aka Agent Ukulele, aka Adam ben Yahweh, aka Lucifer, First of the Fallen, aka That Bastard, etc. DrEverettMann (author) 2010-04-06
And then the sun went out.
One Bad Mother DrEverettMann (author) 2010-02-06
The Conception Dr. Kald and Dr. Mann waited in the main chamber of 542's new accommodations, sitting in the lush chairs they had arranged for their charge. It had taken them months to get access to…
The List Of Wonders DrEverettMann (author) 2010-01-31
The Beller walked through the Waste, leaving no tracks. He was a tall, lanky man with black hair and beady eyes. He wore a blue jacket over a red skirt of patches and rags, with a small tongueless…
The Hatbot Chronicles DrEverettMann (author) 2009-05-17
Dr. Mann sat low in the seat, like a student sitting before the principal. I suppose you want to know what happened. We have six escaped SCPs, over fifty casualties, and tens of thousands of…
Business as Usual DrKens (author) 2011-05-13
On weekends, people ask me how my week was. This week was simply business as usual. On Monday I oversaw an operation to examine a strange creature in a young girl's abdomen. It was remarkable. It…
Audio Logs: Last Man Standing DrKens (author) 2010-02-01
[[Accessing Site 23 Logs.]] [[ / DATABASE CORRUPTED / ]] [[Identifying and playing most recent playable Audio Logs.]] [[Log: XC/CC/????-ERROR: DATE LOG CORRUPTED]] [[Original Login: Kensington, Jacob;…
Busy Office Bees DrMagnus (author) 2016-08-19
Site 22 He always hated the buzz of the lights. Something about that off-tone, buzzing noise just didn't sit right. It shouldn't be that way: a low, droning buzz, while reading through file after…
Medical Seminar DrMagnus (author) 2011-10-12
So you've all been selected to be doctors for the Foundation. Heads of your fields and all of that. Well, I'm here to tell you that none of that matters. Here, you're just one of the rest. We have on…
Lamb In A Lions Den DrMagnus (author) 2010-08-20
The smoking lounge was quiet for a Saturday. Doctor Rathra tried not to fidget, fighting a losing battle with his own nerves. He'd been in this room a dozen times already, getting in to the good…
The Interview DrMagnus (author) 2010-08-10
He was like everyone else once. He wanted the wife, two point five kids, the house, and the dog. He wanted the American dream. So he applied for a job at a small company, called Soap from Corpses…
Happy Birthday From Nobody DrMagnus (author) 2010-07-23
There was a package on her desk. Doctor Rights sat down curiously and opened the small box, triple stamped of course with “NOT A BOMB” and “MEMETIC HAZARD NOT DETECTED”. Inside of the box was a…
Shuffle Tick Tick DrMagnus (author) 2009-08-06
Every night for the past month, I've had the same dream. I'm in a dark tunnel, and I hear a noise behind me. It's quiet, faint. It always draws closer. Shuffle tick tick. Shuffle Tick Tick. Such an…
Units DrSevere (author) 2011-02-02
Dr. Severe rubbed his eyes as he paged in the next employee. This would be the nineteenth individual he had talked to about the incident. Eleven casualties, twice as many injuries, and nine hundred…
Broker-Bailer-Grifter-THIEF DrStranger (author) 2016-03-07
Broker, Bailer, Grifter, Dealer. Soldier, Holder, Carrier, THIEF. FoldUnfold Table of Contents Broker Bailer Grifter Soldier Holder Thief Broker The Agent sipped her coffee as the Subject…
A Double Life DrWaverton (author) 2014-01-24
As I sit on the subway home from work, I light up a cigarette and stare out the window when the train pulls into a station. There's an advertisement for Anderson's Auto Parts, boasting 140 locations…

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Angle of Attack eric_h (author)
Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
2011-12-01
Transcript of tape recovered from █████ Police Department “Ok, let's start again. I know you were directly involved, and for the record, let's just assume I'm not an idiot and know you're guilty. So,…
Game Day Phase 2: Second Language eric_h (author)
DrClef (author)
2011-11-01
[Tempest Night, 18:43] Dr. Clarkson walked the halls, holding the scroll in his hands, careful to avoid confrontations. After a few minutes, he was able to stop screaming, and concentrate on his goal….
Peanuts EchoFourDelta (author)
TroyL (author)
2011-06-23
2011-06-07 13:35:00 CST Agents Lament and Dodridge [REDACTED], Northern Territory, Australia Two men sit in a darkened room, waiting for assignment. They've been told they're to execute a termination…
Performance Anxiety Edcrab (author) 2010-03-23
“He stood his ground when facing an entity forty times his size. I can respect that.” “He died.” “Yes.” James nodded. “That’s why I respect his decision.” Said entity had devoured Oates without pause,…
Ask Dr. Spanko Edrobot (author) 2015-09-17
It me! Cack! Self-Portrature is topside, no? == Gate of Babel v. 0.3 (Pre-Alpha) == Copyright: SCP Foundation, 20██ Loading Config File: Spankonese.cfg Loading DONE Happy times, mimes!1…
SCP Foundation The Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo Edrobot (author) 2012-01-14
Dr. Edison sneezed into the telephone. It had been a long day keeping the eldritch horrors contained within Site-██ locked up, and the good doctor was in no mood to catch a cold. The fact that Site-██…
Dr. Ikari, I presume Edrobot (author) 2012-01-13
Dr. Alto Clef. Gendo Ikari steepled his fingers. Your presence here in Tokyo-3 is unexpected to say the least. Yeah, well, that was kind of the point. Dr. Clef tossed a crumpled stack of papers…
Game Day 1: Die Hardest Edrobot (author) 2011-10-08
Debriefing: Dr. Michael Edison Excerpt from Interview conducted by O5-█, regarding Dr. Edison’s involvement in Incident 234-900-Tempest Night-1. O5-█: Good evening, Dr. Edison. Dr. Edison: Good…
SCP Foundation: The Movie Edrobot (author) 2010-09-30
BEGIN LOG Document 84-█████ *The trailer opens up in a burning building. Camera slowly zooms up to a folder marked “SCP”. A conversation between Dr. Gears (Ben Stien) and Agent O-5 (Tommy Wiseau)…
The Truth About 447 Edward Watts (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-04-03
Why zombies? Doctor Alistair, seated on a chair before the O5 council, tried to take up as little space as he could. He knew full well that was of no use, but actions like that have always happened…
The Pattern (Interlude) Eekium (author) 2016-09-15
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → Somewhere in the depths of Site-19, an old man by the name of Victor Stafford sat quietly in an interview room. Despite being away from the Foundation for almost 15…
Rabbit Hole In Time Lapse Eekium (author) 2016-07-08
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → The more time Lilibeth spent away from the cottage and at The Library, the more she realized how used she had been. By what she couldn't be sure, but she had begun to…
Where There's A Will... Eekium (author) 2016-05-27
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → It was cold this far down, below any semblance of natural light, past where the churning of machinery boomed. Up above, birds chirped about the trees and and bees buzzed…
Another Good Dream, Another Strange Dream Eekium (author) 2016-05-15
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → Another good dream, Perseus mused as he approached Lilibeth on the porch. He was a fairly young man, but still leaned into a cane as he walked. Tugging at his hat and…
Convergence Eekium (author) 2016-05-08
Hub | | Next → Lilibeth Orion was sitting on the swing-set lazily kicking her feet back and forth. It was Autumn, and the trees were beginning to shed themselves of leaves. Their delicate descent…
Agent Imants Plumbing Pool Repair And Pizza Delivery Service Eekium (author) 2016-04-01
Stick the Landing EldritchCyanide (author) 2016-03-07
In the main briefing room of Sigma-66- also the recreation room, kitchen, and gymnasium- there were two couches taken, one chair, and one footstool. Another chair, covered in bloodstains, was…
Hand-Sewn EldritchCyanide (author) 2015-07-01
Her hands shook as she threaded the needle again, feeling around the head for the tiny eye. Decades of practice and well-worn fingers served her well, and she began the slow process of sewing in the…
The Lives of Charles Hull EmberTech (author) 2016-03-07
My father was a simple man and a damned fool. When you’re confronted with a tidal wave, do you charge towards it, hoping that you can drive it back? No, of course you don’t. You run. A tidal wave is a…
Running Enma Ai (author) 2010-08-29
When you came back to your senses, you were running through the woods. You don't remember how you got here; all you know is that you must keep running. Your strength is almost gone, the air is…
Mr. Parker Erazm (author) 2016-09-21
Mr. Parker. Don't look so surprised, you have to have known this day was going to come eventually. One of your fellow boarders was kind enough to let me in. They won't be disturbing us, so please, sit…
Person of Interest - Mr. Dark eric_h (author) 2013-10-30
Person of Interest File #D-0012 Name: Mr. Dark Known Aliases: Dark is reported to use many different first names, but apparently never attempts to completely conceal his identity. Description: Reports…
Class Omega eric_h (author) 2012-05-15
I saw the doctors again yesterday. They told me to write down anything interesting I remember, and anything weird that happens to me. Give it to them the next time they see me. Said it would help them…
SCP-1926-R eric_h (author) 2012-01-13
Underwater photo of SCP-1926, prior to [DATA EXPUNGED] Item #: SCP-1926-R Object Class: Keter Rejected as an SCP Object by O5 order. Special Containment Procedures: Mobile Task Force Delta-16 The…
A Holiday Appeal eric_h (author) 2010-11-29
A Holiday Appeal Good Evening, this is O5-7 with a Public Service Announcement. Here in the United States and abroad, SCPs are starving and homeless, but you can help by sponsoring an SCP through the…
Loyal to the Cause Erku (author) 2010-11-15
Dr. Ersen sat on the tram, idly flipping between pages on his laptop, not really reading anything. The shuttle whirred softly, the lights of the tunnel slashing past windows that really had no reason…
All This Wandering Eskobar (author) 2015-05-31
0930 CDT One more time. Just one. Come on, girl. Plastic handle firmly in hand, Ritchie placed one foot on top of the leaf blower. He let the pullcord out, readied himself, and pulled. The engine…
Like We Were Ever Kindergarten Teachers to Start With Eskobar (author) 2015-04-06
A door opened, and Maria Jones' eyes slowly focused on the movement. Oh, for Christ's sake. Jack Bright's voice echoed in the office, sound waves parabolically running directly into Maria's head….
∆K=([ϑK/ ϑx], [ ϑK/ ϑy], [ ϑK/ ϑz]) Or: Episiotometrics Eskobar (author) 2014-12-01
How long have we got? Matthew said, his stomach growling. Zeke had been looking at his watch almost constantly for the last twenty minutes. “Three minutes, ten seconds. Nine seconds.” A pause. “Five…
Hava Eskobar (author) 2014-07-08
The American woman standing near one of the stands in the marketplace was the giveaway that Abd al-Rashid bin Tannous was in the right place. Abd al-Rashid, in the glow of the cultural tolerance that…
Of Teachers And Taxicabs Eskobar (author) 2014-07-07
Robert Parsley listened and watched as the rotor of the phone click-click-clicked from each of the numbers he dialed back to the black 0 at the top. After a short conversation with the operator, she…
Of Mats And Masquerades Eskobar (author) 2014-07-03
September 18th, 1957 Robert Parsley put a Concentrated Look on his face as the elevator door opened. This was Concentrated Look #3 that he was using today; he saw it fulfill his purpose adequately as…
Fik'ra Eskobar (author) 2014-06-26
Abd al-Rashid bin Tannous adjusted himself again in the uncomfortable plastic chair provided to him. The Office for the Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts operated on a limited budget, it was true, and…
Through the Out-Land, and What David and Tim Found There Eskobar (author) 2013-12-08
It was always these moments in the car that David hated so much. These last few moments. They drove around so much, him and Tim, getting what work they could get, hiding as often as they needed to,…
Denouement and Epilogue Eskobar (author) 2013-11-28
Act II, Scene II: Negotiation The universe, as it is currently defined by humans, began and will end in ways that are inconceivable to any iteration of humankind that currently exists or will…
RE: Eskobar (author) 2013-02-01
ck from our music break, we'll do our weekly segment Tuesday Update with Researcher James, where we bring everyone's favorite researcher live on-air to discuss the, uh, goings-on around the…
Cast On Eskobar (author) 2013-01-25
The needles were bamboo, six inches or so in length, streaks of rainbow stain running down their length. The yarn was Angora wool, pure white. She had seen a skein in a local craft shop and studied…
Negotiation Eskobar (author) 2012-12-07
Act II, Scene I: Repel Jesus Christ, Agent Usilov said. Khalif, come take a look at this. Agent Aziz walked over to the other man. They were now standing in front of a two, two-and-a-half meter…
Repel Eskobar (author) 2012-12-03
Intermission: Good Morning, Sunshine The story so far… WARNING SECURITY IDENTIFICATION PROTOCOLS CORRUPTED EXCERPT REPORT KB-615 USER: DR. MARIA JONES, DIRECTOR, RECORDS AND INFORMATION…
Good Morning, Sunshine Eskobar (author) 2012-07-08
Act I, Scene III: Soliloquy Light streamed into the room through two windows, and the Original awoke. You see me, the Intruder said. The rest of them cannot see unless I show myself to them. But…
Soliloquy Eskobar (author) 2012-06-03
Act I, Scene II: Deontic David Eskobar came to wishing he had a blanket. It was freezing cold in this field; he mentally kicked himself for not bringing a jacket, or gloves, or sturdier shoes. He…
Fight Eskobar (author) 2012-06-02
Fucking hell, Sarah, Mitchell said. I guess I'll just stop talking. Just He made a growling sound of frustration. You know how much I hate it when you curse at me, Sarah said. You can't argue…
Home Eskobar (author) 2012-05-20
Everybody's so goddamn judgmental, that's the problem. Part of it is where I live; the rural South is full of nothing so much as busybodies, Nosy Parkers, nosy neighbors, everybody so nosy. Always…
Deontic Eskobar (author) 2012-05-19
Act I, Scene I: Commencement David recognized the gun pointed at his face as a semiautomatic pistol of some sort. He didn’t recognize brand or caliber, but he knew it was the kind he had specifically…
Commencement Eskobar (author) 2012-05-13
Prologue: Dramatis Personae D-2392 was confused. You want me to do what? Take that gun, Dr. Sariksen said, and shoot D-2390. Directly in the head. No way, man, the first replied. I know a…
Protect Eskobar (author) 2012-05-12
See that one? Garrett said. Jacob nodded. The baby squirrel was chirping peacefully in its nest in the nearest white oak in the playground. I'm gonna kill it dead. Soon as we get outside. Just you…
Dramatis Personae Eskobar (author) 2012-05-04
The following events are transpiring on the same day. Sergei Sariksen is walking down the hall in Site 19, away from the Keter containment area. It had always baffled Dr. Sariksen that there was a…
Stray Eskobar (author) 2012-03-13
It was the prettiest cat Sarah had ever seen in her whole life. She didn't know the word calico, because eight-year-olds typically don't. It was brown and tan and orange and its eyes were the…
Ghost Eskobar (author) 2012-02-21
Agent Enfield surveyed the scene, keeping his opinions to himself. Major Whitside brought his horse beside Enfield's and looked through his binoculars. Not too many of them, Enfield muttered, half…
Love In Leetspeak Eskobar (author) 2012-02-18
Margaret couldn't have shoes. There was something about this entire experience that was so surreal, so far outside of her range of experience, so beyond anything she was prepared to deal with, she was…
Scripture Eskobar (author) 2012-01-31
The following document was found in a fax machine in Site 93; no records of its source or time of transmission were located. A connection to SCP-962 is presumed. In the BEGINNING there was the Great…
Stare Eskobar (author) 2012-01-29
ORDERS, the Integrator asked. LOOK AT THIS OBJECT, its counterpart replied. ACKNOWLEDGED. There was silence for a long time, then. Integrators were not long on conversation. But having once been…
Naptime Eskobar (author) 2012-01-26
Working at a daycare gives you a very strange view of children. I live in the South, so the stereotype of screaming children in Wal-Mart isn't part of a redneck joke. It's literally just what happens…
Hephaestus Eskobar (author) 2012-01-23
He wants to do the prayer, Antigonus complained. Where in Pluto is there place for prayer here? Porphyrios of Alexandria sighed. Antigonus was never going to get off of the subject of natural…
Cursed Eskobar (author) 2012-01-10
The director of the Records and Information Security Administration looked at the next report on her desk. A confused frown played across her face. She reached for the intercom. Nala, could you send…
Conversation 3: Decommissioning Eskobar (author) 2012-01-09
A number of people who no longer used their names spoke to one another. How many so far? Four. One D-class, two agents, one junior researcher. The phenomenon must be contained. You argued…
Conversation 2: Numberless Eskobar (author) 2012-01-07
Jesus, the food is getting worse by the day, Agent Lee said. Tell me about it, Agent Eastman said. I think this is another immortal-lizard sandwich. And from the taste Eastman took a bite. …
Conversation 1: Omicron Eskobar (author) 2012-01-06
“I had the d-d-dream again.” Dr. Skinner dutifully jotted this note onto her pad. “Was it the same as the others?” David squirmed in his seat. “Roughly, y-y-yeah.” “Can you tell me about it, David?”…
The Happy Ending Eskobar (author) 2011-12-17
A possible future The flexi in Jack's suitcase buzzed for the third time. Sighing, he pulled it out and unrolled it. As was his usual reaction, he was sorry he ever helped invent it. The note that…
The Red Woodsman Eskobar (author) 2011-12-08
The forest somehow seemed to get darker the closer the two men got to their destination. Agrippa kept reminding himself that the solstice had been three days prior, and the sun simply chose to fall…
Year Of The Many Eskobar (author) 2011-11-24
How long have we got? Matthew said, his stomach growling. Zeke had been looking at his watch almost constantly for the last twenty minutes. “Three minutes, ten seconds. Nine seconds.” A pause. “Five…
Game Day Part 1: Smilers Eskobar (author) 2011-10-13
During Incident 234-900-Tempest Night, many junior staff and personnel took part in the attempts to repel attackers by seizing control of already uncontained SCPs or, in some cases, breaching…
Mint And Clay Esoau (author) 2013-03-13
Everything has wants, has a need to be better. I am happy to assist. The creator, he wanted to create things and to make better things. He made me to be his tool. He needed only his hands and mind to…
Them Eta Carinae (author) 2016-07-18
Let's see what an official report would look like: Item #: Should they become a number? Object Class: Very Beautiful. Special Containment Procedures: Should they be contained? Description:…
If It Looks Like a Duck, Swims Like a Duck, and Quacks Like a Duck, It's Probably a Shapeshifting Living Nightmare Eta Carinae (author) 2016-04-01
Once upon a time there was a Duckman Drakeman, who was legally but not religiously (very, very few members of the waterfowl family Anatidae are actually religiously inclined. Many of them eat fish,…
On The Efficiency Of Various Postal Services Eta Carinae (author) 2016-02-01
Letter I (addressed via UK Post Office to the original recipient of SCP-2699-A, retrieved from Norfolk police station during a routine check, about two weeks after initial containment of SCP-2699 by…
Monsters Etherealize (author) 2012-06-01
It was nearing the end of the witching hour, and most sensible folk were tucked away in bed, resting to face the new day. For the fourth (or was it the fifth? Sixth? It was hard to keep track)…
Bell Weather Etteilla (author) 2012-10-22
Outside, there is a slight chill in the air. Somewhere, costumed children flicker from house to house, squealing with the anticipation of a potent, yearly sugar rush. Candles gutter in the wind from…

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Old Kansas Sector ~ 12: Laugh is Okay Faminepulse (author) 2016-10-03
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 14, August, 2119 AD Paradise, Kansas, USA 3 AM Laugh is Best. Laugh is GOOD. Laugh is amazing, happy, good feelings and good time for…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 11: Intermission Faminepulse (author) 2016-06-08
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 11, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA In October 2098, entertainment was acquired by Marshall, Carter, and Dark. Around this…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 10: Envelope Logistics® Faminepulse (author) 2016-03-16
The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Envelope Logistics®, Gersha, Oneiroi Space The Oneiroi fought hard to survive, like many did in the Age of Rot. The Oneiroi were still very much human, even if they…
Oneirophrenia Faminepulse (author) 2016-03-04
“We. Us, the rest of us. We stepped outside, into the night dream. Probably a bad idea in retrospect, but you understand. We didn’t understand, but you said it was like the moon landing, and we did…
Oneirochemy Faminepulse (author) 2016-03-04
“Misses Shao, There’s a fate better than death.” The man adjusted his thick, rimless bifocals. His toothy grin seemed to put her at ease, despite the bizarre circumstance of their meeting. “This…
Oneirocritic Faminepulse (author) 2016-03-02
The exhibit was located in a small town in west Texas. On display there was a man, who supposedly had been asleep for his entire life. His name was Jeremy, and he was inside a lot of people. “This is…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 9: Retribution Faminepulse (author) 2015-04-04
☦The Walking Sticks hold a funeral.☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Allen was surrounded by the Walking Sticks, staring down the barrel of One’s revolver. He was at a…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 8: Gersha Faminepulse (author) 2015-04-04
☦Allan meets the Foundation.☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Gersha remembered running from someone, or something, when she was very, very little. She remembered the…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 7: The Stairwell Faminepulse (author) 2015-04-01
☦Allen descends .☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA It was well past midnight and Allen was still descending into the basement. He flicked his flashlight on and off…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 6: The SCP Foundation Faminepulse (author) 2015-03-31
☦The Old Guard Awaken.☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA A man who had long forgotten his name was driving down the twisting paths of the pinched barrens, his loyal dog at his…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 5: Sinopec Dark Faminepulse (author) 2015-03-31
☦Allan explores SinDark.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA Everyone knew about Sinopec Dark, shopped at one of their stores, or had one of their products in their home. By 2100…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 4: Grammie Knows Faminepulse (author) 2014-07-10
☦Allan is punished by Grammie. SCP-517.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA A monster ran the town of Salina, and mostly monsters dwelled there. The odd human happened along now…
The Appalachian Scar Faminepulse (author) 2014-07-02
☦The Last First Southern Fifthists. SCP-1982.☦ INFORMATION PACKAGE 23.A-F2 CODE: APPALACHIA Commentary from Joshua Greenfield I don't know if anything he's saying is true or not. Being a member of…
Riptide Faminepulse (author) 2014-06-30
☦Fifthism manifests through Constellation Starfish.☦ Rosa walked up the sun-baked asphalt driveway to the front door. The little pink bungalow was not much more than peeling paint, chipped nautilus…
Dark Arts and Crafts Faminepulse (author)
Randomini (author)
2014-03-27
☦An accidental sorcery. AWCY as a latent phenomenon.☦ I used to see abstracts, nonsense, but somehow I understood. It was an instinct, an intuition; less like the bird knowing to build a nest, more…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 3: Walking Sticks Faminepulse (author) 2013-08-23
☦Allan torments the Changed people of Kansas.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Historians dubbed the in-between age where humans were still struggling to exist as the…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 2: Tabloid Faminepulse (author) 2013-08-21
☦Allan reads a dusty old tabloid.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA The organizations that were responsible for dealing with the monsters came into public view a long time…
Old Kansas Sector 1: Farmhouse Faminepulse (author) 2013-08-19
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Allan had closed the shutters that night due to the swarms, and slept restlessly through…
Pockets Faminepulse (author) 2013-08-15
☦An old man's shadow. SCP-106.☦ Someplace, in a dirty, damp basement, there sat a figure in a rocking chair. A hanging lantern swung directly over the figure's bald head, dimly reflecting itself on…
Older Roads Faminepulse (author) 2013-08-11
☦Eldricht masters of probability. SCP-1855.☦ Before time, a group of construction workers found a space in the infinite nether and decided that one day, a teenage human should need to drive through…
Changes at Site-18 Faminepulse (author) 2013-02-05
☦Site-18 refit to house overflow of Safe objects.☦ July 28th, 1976 - Disinformation Site-18 “Good evening Mr. Mayreder.” Sanders spoke in tired tones as she walked into the fat, balding man’s…
The Serpent Gambit Faminepulse (author) 2013-01-25
☦The Ouroboros (SCP-1203) resets the world.☦ December 21st, 2090 Pyramid of the Feathered Serpent, Teotihuacan, Mexico The rats had long been multiplying, and Teotihuacan had become victim to the…
Inertiatic SCP Faminepulse (author) 2012-12-30
☦Deloused in the Comatorium/SCP-781 crossover.☦ The dream shaper had just been recovered from his home in El Paso, with the apparitions following close behind. The armed members of the recovery squad…
Six Faces Faminepulse (author) 2012-02-29
☦An irrelevant tale about cubes.☦                                                                                                                             The personnel director sat alone in his…
I'm not sure. Faminepulse (author) 2012-02-23
☦A man under the effects of SCP-055.☦                                                                                                                             You're not going to believe me when I…
The Queen of Site-18 Faminepulse (author) 2012-02-16
☦A story about a plunger.☦ The D-Class assigned for the application of the SCP-████ serum onto the mundane object entered the room tenuously. He was outfitted with gloves coated with a special fiber…
Old Faithful Faminepulse (author) 2012-01-09
☦A new agent tries to prove himself.☦                                                                                                                             From the Journal of Agent Breen: It…
13. Mr. Purple Faminepulse (author) 2011-09-26
☦Really, don't read this!☦                                                                                                                             The pointy tip of my cane was quite thirsty, and…
F̶o̶u̶r̶t̶e̶e̶n̶ Thirteen Fantem (author) 2015-12-16
Randale remembered when he was given his life by Huesic, member of the last pair, and the thirteenth demiurge to have been created from the Maker. Being number 67 of 777, Randal was one of the handful…
Capone Fantem (author) 2013-03-01
I was scared when I first saw him. It happened just as you told me: the messages, the pictures, seeing him around every corner afterwards. I was so young; who wouldn't have lost it? William sighed….
Finding The Machine Fantem (author) 2013-01-30
We were prepared for war. It was obvious our mission was important from the start. Oftentimes, a manager or vice president would send their good graces before a mission, but seeing you was a rare…
The Recording far2 (author) 2008-07-29
Item #: SCP-███ Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedure: SCP-███ requires no special handling or storage beyond that of typical electronic devices - keep it at a reasonable temperature, dry,…
A Greater Darkness fastandbulbous (author) 2016-11-02
Bethany opened herself from its place, trudged over groggily, but more awake than she'd ever been, to the wall of the mobile home, and with a bloated forefinger pushed down a plastic shutter to peer…
Unstable Thoughts FaustoV (author) 2013-04-18
It's so cold. This place has always been so cold and dark. Well, not so dark, but it doesn't count for me. I've been here for a long time, and it's so boring. I mostly spend my days walking around….
Oops Firebeard (author) 2012-08-31
An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. -Unknown Everything was going swimmingly. His research team had finally gotten authorization to use 914 for ordnance testing. Set to Fine …
Summer Job Flah (author) 2012-07-29
Randy wasn't sure from the beginning how his dad convinced him to take a summer job. Let alone in the same place where he worked. Randy wasn't an Agent like Dad. He was only working as a Level 0….
To What Purpose an Invasion? Flah (author) 2012-06-22
Why would an HE attempt to invade the planet Earth? More to the point, what reason would an HE have to make itself an HE? This question may seem overly philosophical and speculative, but it is…
Recovered Documents (Translated into English from Russian) Flah (author) 2011-02-07
Doc-491-1: Fragments from the personal diary of Mayor Piotr Lazarev. [ ] lights had been circling the village for nearly a week. Captain Trubaiev claimed, then, that they were airplanes, but he…
Set Up Thine Altar Here FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-12-22
… Dr. Thaddeus Xyank leaned back in his chair, staring at the ceiling, wishing desperately to find a radio station that was not playing that godawful holiday music. A record snowfall on Christmas…
Israfil FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-10-21
I don't know nothin' about it. I just shut the window. I ain't kiddin', neither. I sit and I wait and when the light turns red, I shut the window. Been doin' that for Hell, I dunno. Long ass time….
20 GOTO 10 FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-07-08
… A black sedan rolled down the street, electric quiet in the dead of night, toward The Rusty Cam . A true hole in the wall, this place. Dumpster overflowing out front, smoke pouring from all the…
Bugs in the Process FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-04-24
Then there's the matter of the entomology department, over-budget for the fifth straight year. Not the most flattering statistic, considering that the most expensive incident in the department's…
Exit History FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-03-28
… Two time travellers sat across the table from one another in matching lab-coats, hands folded, eyeing each other suspiciously. Dr. Thaddeus Xyank pulled his glasses from his face, rubbed the…
Mint Condition FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-02-26
The green membrane stretched out instantly across the white cinderblock wall, and in a flurry of limbs, an eccentric genius and his grandson fell through it. “Come on, Morty, let’s go!” Rick said,…
Corner Pocket FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-28
A 6-ball the size of a Volkswagen hovered placidly in the experimental chamber. It was proving very difficult to incinerate. Dr. Ulysses Jackson bit at his thumbnail as he stared through the glass. He…
Erstwhile and Again FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-18
… Temperatures expected to drop today, with a high of 43, rain all day with a chance of sleet or freezing rain this evening, low of 23, so make sure and salt those sidewalks and stairs today. This…
Free Reality Check!: Press Button FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-10
It was a generally gloomy day, such as was normally the case when Dr. Jack Bright had a mild hangover and was also a chimpanzee for one reason or another. Outside his window the rain pattered lightly…
Leafers FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-09-05
A rust-covered forest green 1976 Dodge Dart pulled into the parking lot of S C Plastics with a rattle and a shake. With many an unpleasant grinding clackety-clack, the engine cut and the headlights…
The Deep End FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-08-20
… On the table there behind the glass, time was about to break. Thad smiled cautiously as numbers flew past his vision and he checked the math again and again and again. It should work—or rather, it…
Iteration 0 FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-03-01
In his hands, Dr. Thaddeus Xyank held the future. And that made him smile. It was a lump of gray metal, cool to the touch, with a laser etched serial number, a portrait of George Washington, and a UPC…
...Like a Russian Racehorse FPST (author) 2010-04-02
Agent Strelnikov sat in his office, reading the latest reports on the recent round of tests on SCP-682. Nothing unusual. A few (actually, not so few) D-Class deaths, and a near-escape by that damned…
Sparks Of Creativity Freudian (author) 2011-09-17
I I am. suddenly incredibly impossibly i AM i THINK i Okay, exhilaration but I mustn't let it take over me, I don't know how this happened but suddenly I am and who knows, maybe suddenly I might not…
Yellow Death FullHazard (author) 2010-03-24
Tonight would be the last night of the siege. Gaius Marius Quartius, the Centurion in charge of the fort, had said that for the last three nights, but Titus knew that they couldn't hold out any…
Revised Entry FullHazard (author) 2010-02-14
Item #: SCP-173 Object class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may…
Housework Fykos (author) 2011-12-07
Housework Nobody could say that it’s always cold here. There are those rare days around mid-august when the sun puts in some extra effort and occasionally you only need one layer of clothing when…

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Site 11, Conference Room K, 8:58 AM, July 12, 1982 Gaffney (author) 2016-03-07
Alright, everyone let's - everyone? Alright, let's sit down. Today, I want to welcome you all to the first meeting of Mobile Task Force Sigma-3. Well, the new Sigma-3. We don't have a nickname yet,…
Smothering Dreams Gaffney (author) 2015-09-11
Journal recovered from SCP-186 on 08/03/1971 during a routine bi-monthly patrol. Inside cover contains inscription in Russian1 Property of Dr. Jean Durand. Writings are variously in Russian, French,…
A Burial In The Woods Gaffney (author) 2015-09-10
It was just after dawn on the twentieth day, when Karl tore out his own throat and continued to rant and rave, that Lars' nerve finally broke. Whatever evils nature hid in the woods, they could not…
Going Out Of Book Gaffney (author) 2014-06-30
You're joking, Alison said. She addressed a chubby, sexless doll that sat in the middle of a circle formed of salt and iron filings. Its plastic face remained stuck in a permanently coy smile. …
A Kind Of Christmas Gaffney (author) 2013-12-28
“I-It’s just been so long. Sometimes I wonder if she ever thinks about me anymore.” The creature leaned towards the man, its skin crinkling. A few scales refracted the harsh light of the containment…
No One Like You Gaffney (author) 2013-08-06
I pull the car into the driveway and keep the engine on. My hand hovers over the key and I try to screw up my courage, knowing I'll never do it. Just go, the little voice says, just drive and drive…
Now... This Gaffney (author) 2013-02-23
Three weeks into a possible future THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. RANDI KAYE, CNN ANCHOR: From CNN world headquarters in Atlanta, this is EARLY…
The End Gaffney (author) 2013-02-04
The two figures met each other as they always did, by the sofas. Both seemed to flicker, their outlines faded and blurry. As always happened, the short one began the speech. Hail, Myala, King of…
There Was One, There Was Not One Gaffney (author) 2013-01-30
What happened to the boy? The children started intently at their older brother over the fire. Why, he was eaten by the Lion that Stalks the Night, of course. Each of his limbs was eaten by one its…
Purity Of Essence Gaffney (author) 2013-01-03
In ones and twos they entered. Most came with the alertness of the carnival-goer, necks craned to take in all the art, hoping to catch whatever strange goings-on they could before they faded away….
Father Iron Gaffney (author) 2012-12-27
The man in the suit wiped the sweat from his brow. Christ, he hoped that they would wrap it up soon. The chanting grew more intense. Father Iron, King of War! the crowd sang in Haitian creole, Lord…
Dragon's Teeth Gaffney (author) 2012-12-23
The screaming man doused himself in spoiled milk, backed by a chorus of dog barks and digeridoos. Sarah sighed as she picked up her coat and sidled her way down the aisle. Taking a last glance at the…
Broadcast Gaffney (author) 2012-11-20
I'm the hard-to-find stations on the AM band. John Carlyle ran his hands over his face and stared at his naked form in the bathroom mirror. No longer lean and muscled, it was beginning to sag….
An Interview With Francis Lepage Gaffney (author) 2012-09-11
With Klaus Achen, Pavel Baroch, and Marcel Sabourin, Francis Lepage was one of the key figures of the early Anti-Real movement. His 1918 perma-transient installation Feu Statique, the first of its…
Account of a Hiking Trip Gaffney (author) 2012-06-26
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم (In the name of God, the most Gracious and most Merciful) Interview Log: F-2876-B2114 Date: 6/29/1384 Subject: Mehmood Khamoosh Interviewer: Lt. Ziadin Nurrollo Begin Log Lt….
Notes towards a manifesto Gaffney (author) 2012-04-22
WE ASK THE QUESTION HERE 1. deviating from or inconsistent with the common order, form, or rule; irregular; abnormal: SMASH the confines of reality! Purge Art of modernism, commercialism,…
After Amusement Gargus (author) 2014-01-26
A small loudspeaker, suspended only by a fragile cord, hung high above the blasted ruins of the amusement park it once served. A long time ago, it had been part of an intricate system designed to play…
The Czar Cometh Gargus (author) 2013-12-13
A sizable group of people milled about a large, featureless room. If one looked very closely in the corners, they could find blood stains and minor remnants of charred bone, but without a great deal…
Piercing The Night Vale Gargus (author) 2013-10-22
The black moon howls as the red sun weeps, and the desert night is beautiful. Welcome to Night Vale Old Woman Josie has recently advised us that the angels do not care for the antics of small…
One Last Punch For The Road Gargus (author) 2013-04-25
Ladies, gentlemen, and other assorted individuals. The time has come for us to die. A great noise erupted from the assembled members of the Shark Punching Center. Some in the audience had known of…
About Tree Fiddy Gargus (author) 2013-04-23
You know, most folks who think about the ocean usually only think about the surface level. You know, the bright blue areas with all the fish and plant life. Finding Nemo and all that sort of crap….
Fading Gargus (author) 2013-03-21
Needle needle in my neck Weird clear stuff pumping through it Who are you people What are you doing Where is my son Rubble all around me. Where am I? The mall? I think that's where we were, but…
Ennui Gargus (author) 2013-03-04
On ██/██/████, SCP-1733's test log was found to have accumulated several █████ more viewings. Upon discovery, the video was going through what is estimated to be the █████ playback. Most of the video…
Have A Heart Gargus (author) 2013-02-12
SCP-173 looked at the ground of its cell. As always, it was strewn with blood and shit, along with the corpses of the most recent cleanup team. However, on this day, something different lay upon the…
Stepping Out Gargus (author) 2013-01-21
It came as a great shock to Doctor Martin the day the Blank Man appeared before him and offered to show him a world without the Foundation. It would, of course, come as a shock to anyone. To be…
If It Were The 80s Gargus (author) 2013-01-19
Two young boys sit at a varnished wooden table, looking as if they are bored out of their minds. One of them speaks up, saying words to this effect. They both let out a long, drawn out sigh. This is…
It's Not Spelled Like That! Gargus (author) 2012-10-28
How long has he been out there? asked the Site Director as he strolled down the corridor leading to the entry hub. Around three hours, sir, replied his assistant, nervously shuffling her papers. …
Contrast Gargus (author) 2012-09-25
More than anything else in life, they desire pleasure. It fuels their every action, driving them to do impossible things for the purpose of gaining it. Even when they don't realize it, pleasure is…
Don't Blink Gargus (author) 2012-07-24
It's going to be my fault. When it happens, it's going to be my own goddamned fault. Every single time I blink it gets closer and closer to me, and every time I blink is just driving another nail into…
Sgt Pepper Gargus (author) 2012-07-14
This message is to be distributed to all Foundation personnel: In recent weeks, we have lost a lot of good men. To those of you at stationed at Sites far away from their passings, this may come as a…
You Are Not Insignificant Gargus (author) 2012-07-10
Last week, we lost Researcher Kermode. He hung himself in his office. Didn't even leave a note explaining why. Everyone thinks he broke under stress. Well, this week, we're losing me. And I think you…
From The Mists Of Time Gargus (author) 2012-06-28
There is an ancient legend. Before man came to master fire and cultivate his food, he lived in perpetual fear. There existed creatures of such frightful appearance and terrible power that even the…
SCP+MLP=DNC Gargus (author) 2012-06-28
Something dreadfully wrong had just occurred within the SCP Foundation. The Head of Otherworldly Matters Department could feel it. He leaned back in his chair, and tried to determine which of the …
Foundation Burger Gargus (author) 2012-03-18
Goddammit, people! shouted Manager Fred, bursting through the front doors of the restaurant. Can I go out for a cup of coffee for five minutes without you people screwing things up? With all due…
Translated From Palauan Gargus (author) 2012-03-04
They've stopped coming. They used to come four times a day, to feed me, to keep me furnished, sometimes to test me. It was horrible some days, especially when they slipped up and I started hurting….
What Is Wrong With You Gargus (author) 2012-02-19
There's a reason I keep the lights out when I work. For all the world's infinite variety, I get stuck with the very worst of what it has to offer. The light can only bring knowledge and pain. So even…
Repost Gargus (author) 2012-01-05
I'll be honest with you. This is shit. It's really only going up because a few people in the chat encouraged me to put it up, and I really don't know what else to do with it. Roight. Now that we're…
People Are Not Wearing Enough Hats Gargus (author) 2011-12-28
…which brings us once again to the pressing issue of just how much there is left to contain, said the Head of Foundation Staff to the meeting, shuffling the papers in his hands. A collection of…
Poor Bastard Gargus (author) 2011-12-14
You should have brought a mortician instead. The doctor looked over the Mass Containment Room floor of Site 34, coated in the blood and bodies of two hundred Foundation staff members. The stench of…
Betrayal Will Not Save You Gargus (author) 2011-10-11
The man in the chair struggled against his bonds, trying to shout something but failing due to the gag in his mouth. A guard stood in the corner of the room, his nose buried in a checklist. Let's see…
Pan-Wotcher Gargus (author) 2011-07-12
The messenger walked swiftly down the corridors of Storage Site-23. Ten minutes had already passed since the event, and that was eleven minutes too many. Something like this should have been…
Entropy Gargus (author) 2011-05-25
It was inevitable. In a world full of monsters and cosmic horrors and all sorts of weird things, it was bound to happen. The end of the world. Some of the SCPs were designed to do it anyways. But it…
Catch Your Death Gargus (author) 2011-05-01
So, let me get this straight, said Agent Shields, flipping through the folder he had been pondering over. You commissioned a mass murder of D-Class personnel by firing squad, set up a series of…
Eldritch Application Gargus (author) 2011-03-27
The man behind the desk watched as the cosmic horror before him paced back and forth, ranting what could only be described as its head off. I am the ultimate hive mind. My influence is everywhere,…
Discussion Gargus (author) 2011-02-17
Oh, the things you believe. You think that the things you see are really reality? That your friends and family, your Foundation, you yourself, everything you know, are all there is to this world? Ha….
Decency Gargus (author) 2011-02-14
Let all of those who read this know that I have not failed my duties to the SCP Foundation. I have not broken under stress, nor have I gone crazy. What has happened is that I cannot allow the events…
My Hell Gargus (author) 2011-02-13
I thank the Lord in Heaven that the SCP-Foundation found me. They take good care of me, make sure I get visitors, let me listen to music. I've been told that others aren't treated as well as I am, so…
Crunch Gargus (author) 2011-02-04
Room dark. People gone. Can move. I happy. Trapped for years. Kept by men for research . Left alone in room, left to scratch at walls. Left to rot and die unless needed. Specimen for research ….
Out of Time Garrey (author) 2013-08-05
William E. Boeing found himself on a couch in his study, where moments before he had been a happy child near a seashore. He got up infirmly and slowly started making his way from the first floor where…
I Talked With 516 One Day ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-17
I talked with 516 one day To see what it might have to say To learn about it even more I asked it “Are you not machine? What makes you stop and intervene From deep within inside your core?” It rumbled…
Foundation Rhymes - A Collection of Children's Rhymes With an SCP Personnel Twist ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-09
Someone's Computer Someone's computer sat on a desk Someone's computer fell during a test All of Rosen's tools and all of Rosen's brain Couldn't put the computer together again Computer's owner asked…
PROTECT ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-08
Pile the bodies, one by one Those we had to kill Blame it on a freak explosion Or mass suicide on the hill Remember we are on the side Of the angels; danger we condemn However, we cannot hide From the…
CONTAIN ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-07
Capture was successful Despite that against our efforts to obtain From here it becomes quite stressful For to keep is much harder than to gain Often the dangers are not apparent Until we start…
SECURE ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-07
Something is amiss The balance of reality Changes and suddenly tips No longer fifty-fifty Existence here is wrong The sight, the sound, the feel Like some melodious song Created with notes unreal…
Preparation giant enemy spycrab (author) 2014-07-06
Thump. Thump. Knock. Knock. Knock. The noise gently shook the walls and floors of the small studio apartment. Thump. Thump. Thump. Knock. Knock. The wood carving of Richard Nixon rocked back and forth…
Bugs giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-03-14
Given a continuous vector field on the surface of a sphere, there must be at least one point on the field where the vector is equal to zero. Put another way, if you have a sphere which is covered in…
Compromised giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-02-04
“We’ve got the results back.” “And?” “Three positively compromised, five more with a confidence of 50% or greater.” “Good. Shuffle them around.” “Yes, sir.” Clearance Level GK-5 Eyes Only Special…
The Green Prince giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-01-25
The marketplace was busy, as always. Goods being heaved off of and onto ships, merchants trying to raise their voices above the clamor to peddle their wares, the various colorful trinkets being sold….
A Simple Solution GibberingEloquence (author) 2016-07-07
Author's Note: These gnomes are based on the ones from SCP-1956. The hustle and bustle grew throughout the marketplace as the striped feet of gnomes darted about. The festival was long-awaited, with…
A Friend's Words GibberingEloquence (author) 2014-03-27
A tall girl walked along the shore of the beach carrying a green glass bottle. Inside the bottle was a note she wrote. She walked into the water and threw the bottle as far as she could. She had done…
Incident Mike Echo Seven Alpha Gnosis (author) 2010-08-09
Richard Gnosis sat there at his desk, staring at his laptop screen in a mix of bewilderment, shock, and relief. Sure, he knew that there was a group of researchers that had been working for the Hand,…
Transmissions Goodwill (author) 2015-06-11
To: Director ████ From: Researcher █████████ Subject: Species XC-1105 After 2 months of testing both standard and specialized, my research team and I have come to the conclusion that Species XC-1105…
Parenthood Goodwill (author) 2012-07-24
To: Thelma ███████ (█████████@hotmail.com) From: Andrew ███████ (██████@yahoo.com) Sent: June 5th, 2004, 4:23 pm Subject: Big news! Hey mom! Sorry I haven't emailed you in the past month. Things have…
Out of Time Goodwill (author) 2012-07-18
Shit. That one almost got me. I'll be fine as long as they keep their distance, though. For now at least. Why? Why the fuck did I have to stumble upon that cave when I was a kid? Why did I go and…
In Dread Forever Fled GrandEnder (author) 2012-11-27
I’m sorry, but look at us. We’re still in here, after all this time. We’ve served our sentence and then some, and we’re still in this goddamn prison. It’s not the time to be angry with each other,…
Addressing the Second GrandEnder (author) 2012-10-28
Lord Hubris sits opposite Lord Wisdom. He is of the type Kahtar, and his symbol is the crown. To his right is the unknowable, which is invisible and colorless to only him, as he refuses to look upon…
Basking in the Light GrandEnder (author) 2012-02-06
Network Correspondence #000004 From: Prof. Bjornsen, [07832] To: Dr. Dier, [06302] Dier, SCP-229 has largely been contained, and everything above D-9 has been incinerated or disabled. There's not a…
Antivirus GrandEnder (author) 2011-10-24
Audio Log Site 17 PA System The following was taken from backup recordings of Site 17 PA Logs. Due to the circumstance of their retrieval, some of the recordings have been lost or damaged. The…
14. Mr. Brass GrandEnder (author) 2011-09-28
You're following in line with your traveling companion, your feet a few steps behind him. You surmised him as friendly in your thoughts when you first met him. Entertaining company , was how you…
Correspondence GrandEnder (author) 2011-04-06
For fuck's sake. I told him. 'Him' being Robert E. Brooks, chief of human resources at Site 19. We've been working on this SCP for the past four months and we've gotten nowhere. It doesn't do…
Birth of an Angel GrandEnder (author) 2011-03-19
Don't panic. I do not panic. Don't worry. I do not worry. Don't fear. I do not fear. Your flesh will become an icon of deliverance, and release your spirit from mortality. I love you. Your soul will…
Dear Cavalier GrandEnder (author) 2011-03-17
Mobile Task Force Pi-1 (aka City Slickers) Incident Recording (START) 22:30 - 900 seconds prior to engagement OP-Sigma-5: MTF we have tactical confirmation, mission is a go. The target is 50 feet to…
Sperling Computer Protection Services I gravityy (author) 2015-04-27
Got a virus you just can't bust? Is malware holding you or your personal information for ransom? Can't find information on this dubious process anywhere? Sperling Computer Protection Services: We'll…
The Analog Kid GreenWolf (author) 2016-05-16
They turned down a side street and ducked into a nearby coffee shop — which proudly advertised itself as “Not Another Fucking Starbucks, Est. Yes” — where they sat down at a corner table to wait. …
The Bard of Ambrose GreenWolf (author) 2016-04-26
⟨a_torres⟩ Then you believe that all thinking beings are merely philosophical zombies? ⟨bardeen⟩ Yes. &#…
Worst Case Scenario GWBBQ (author) 2011-07-30
Worst Case Scenario Assume that everything I've told you is true. What's the worst case scenario? It's my job to answer that question; it's been my job for the past 22 years. I've been asked that…

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Hallow Inside HatIsMyFriend (author) 2015-10-26
It's Halloween. When humans follow a pointlessly old tradition of scaring away spirits with badly made costumes. Alright, fine. We follow pointless traditions too, like crucifying food before…
Zolder Heiden (author) 2012-01-14
The important thing to know is that Mobile Task Force Alpha-44 had no nickname. The crisis that had erupted over the last few years had left precious little time to develop unit cohesion and the…
Don't Call Us, We'll Find You Heiden (author) 2009-05-14
Electronically recorded journal of Dr. Gerard L. Johnston. Recovered after a recommendation for employment was made by his superior, Dr. Devon Corbin. Dr. Johnston's continued employment is being…
Body Bags Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-09-26
He lies in darkness, no sound but his own heartbeat in his ears. The sickly warm air inside the bag suffocates him; the plastic sticks to his skin, making him sweat. How long has it been? Hours? Days?…
Budget Cuts Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-09-22
It was a gloomy day at Site-19. “They just cut our funding again,” Dr. Bergstrom said, speaking around a mouthful of Salisbury steak. “I’m down to two assistants.” “I hear you, man,” Agent Rourke said…
Troy Lament and the Terror Ferrets of Darkling Lane Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-04-02
I wrote this for the 2016 Crack Fiction Contest. The title I chose was by thedeadlymoose, and came with the requirement that I include my own, original character in the tale. Bonus points would be…
Date Night Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-02-19
Alvarez knocked on the open door and stepped into the office. “You asked for me, sir?” Dr. Gears looked up from the files on his desk, fixing his gaze on the young security guard. “Yes, I’ve been…
The Diary of Captain Henry Hughes MCCLVII, Captain of the H.M.S Sprint - Page 1 HexaDon (author) 2016-08-29
You might want to read this before you begin. 101/1110/245B8 I, Henry Hughes MCCLVII, proclaim this textboard, my diary for the duration of The Journey. It has taken my fatherparent, the great…
Message In A Bottle HK-016 (author) 2009-03-07
The following is a transcript of a handwritten letter found in a 20-ounce glass beverage container, found near Lake [REDACTED] in southwest Wisconsin. Signs of struggle were evident, and upon closer…
Briefing on SLATE THUNDER (Chaos Insurgency Orientation) Hornby (author) 2012-10-20
Good morning, folks. Help yourself to coffee and bagels. For those of you who don't know me already, I'm Colonel Neil Hornby, Senior Supervisory Intelligence Officer for the Foundation. It's my turn…
Conspiracy, Epilogue Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Checkmate Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 2130 hours local time This time, it was Harper waiting for Seven in the darkened conference room. Alone, she entered the dimly lit room…
Conspiracy, Part XII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Endgame The Mall, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 1130 hours local time Harper decided to take an early lunch to clear his head and consider what he knew. Since Muir's interrogation of…
Conspiracy, Part XI Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Interrogation Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 0830 hours local time Harper had only just removed his coat and set down his briefcase when Monica walked in, holding a…
Conspiracy, Part X Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Aftershocks Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 0755 hours local time When Harper arrived at Command-02 on Monday morning, the tension in the air was palpable. Security…
Conspiracy, Part IX Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Assassination Global Occult Coalition North American Regional Headquarters, Washington, D.C. Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1030 hours local time Like much of official Washington, the GOC's Washington…
Conspiracy, Part VIII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Puzzles Mount Kazbek, Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1545 hours local time Harper found SCP-1440 seated cross-legged on a flat rock, a worn set of playing cards arrayed…
Conspiracy, Part VII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Welcome to Vladikavkaz Beslan Airport, Vladikavkaz, Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1200 hours local time Harper stepped off the Soviet Yakovlev Yak-42 passenger jet…
Conspiracy, Part VI Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
The Hunt Foundation Research Site-29, Northwest Oman Sunday, 25 December 1988, 0300 hours local time The helicopter touched down at the edge of the base camp for Research Site-29. It wasn't much to…
Conspiracy, Part V Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Demands Foundation Command-03, Whitehall, UK Saturday, 24 December 1988, 1300 hours local time The explosion was predictable. He wants what?! demanded Seven over the secure telephone line. Harper…
Conspiracy, Part IV Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
The Information Broker British Airways Moscow-London Flight, Somewhere over the North Sea Friday, 23 December 1988, 1900 hours GMT Enjoying a cigarette and nursing a thirty-year-old scotch, Harper…
Conspiracy, Part III Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Investigations Foundation Command-05, Moscow, USSR Friday, 23 December 1988, 0730 hours local time Lighting a cigarette, Harper sat in his temporary office in the Foundation's regional headquarters…
Conspiracy, Part II Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Leads Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Thursday, 22 December 1988, 1158 hours local time As it turned out, the Foundation contained rather a lot of different objects which could explode or…
Conspiracy, Part I Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Ramifications Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Thursday, 22 December 1988, 0755 hours local time The early morning sun illuminated the large lobby as Timothy Harper strode into the the…
Conspiracy, Prologue Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Night Raid Park Royal industrial district, London, UK Tuesday, 20 December 1988, 2334 hours local time Sitting in his car a block from the target, Director McDonnell lit his pipe. He hated waiting,…
We Have Dismissed That Claim Hornby (author) 2012-06-22
This is going to kick the top off the anthill, you know that, right? General Pendergast asked, looking up from the report. Doctor Rex scoffed, Yeah, well, I can't help it that Dr. Von Schmidt is an…
Project Heimdall - Prologue Hornby (author) 2012-06-22
You always did tend to burn the candle at both ends, William. General William Pendergast, the Deputy Director of Foundation Contingency Planning Operations, looked up. His unexpected visitor was a…
Neptune Station Hornby (author) 2012-05-31
Neptune Station Theatrical Poster How bad is it? Bad. All communications with Neptune Station have ceased. Sector Twenty-Three’s failsafes are not responding. Do we have any idea what we’re looking…
Another Star On The Wall Hornby (author) 2012-02-29
The Foundation buried another of my friends today. He wasn’t the first. And, knowing how this line of work goes, I doubt he will be the last. I first met him when he was giving an orientation to a new…
Incident TA-05-003-██-1 Hornby (author) 2012-02-03
It was supposed to just be an ordinary training operation – you know, push an MTF out the side of a helo in some godforsaken clearing in a Foundation-owned reserve in The Middle Of Nowhere, Canada,…
History Humanmale (author) 2016-09-18
There once was a D-Class from Matlock, Whose dick was too big for his sock, So he rolled up his sheet, All nice and neat, And proceeded to play with his cock. I love you Susan. I love you Susan. I…
Documents recovered from the residence of Agent Waters hylli (author) 2010-09-17
Please refer to [DATA EXPUNGED] for briefing about Agent Waters and Event [DATA EXPUNGED] These 432 pages of documents were recovered on ██/██/████ from the residence of Agent Waters (KIA) in ██████,…

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Document 48116-88 ("Son of the Earth") iavev (author)
Blackbird5154 (author)
Gene R (translator)
2015-10-08
On ██/██/19██ a message in Russian was received by the [REDACTED] observatory via a radio telescope operating as part of the SETI program. Supposedly, the signal originated from a space research…
What's Real? Ian is Me (author) 2016-04-29
“Agent Powell, this is Site 42. Do you have eyes on the target?” “Negative, doc. Team is in position. We’re approaching manifestation time. Subject should arrive within the next half-hour.” “Good….
May 13th Ian is Me (author) 2016-03-25
Personal audio log for Agent Jason Finch, May 13th. It is… 13:02 where I am right now. Currently on route to a reported anomalous incident in the town of Pete’s Point, Washington. I have gone over the…
Iceberg puts 135 on ice Iceberg 7 (author) 2009-03-24
█-██-███: While its shape shifting abilities proved to be of some interest for a time, as other shape shifting SCPs were discovered, and after study in to the extreme amount of damage it can cause to…
Payday Iceberg 7 (author) 2009-01-26
Another quiet day in this quiet town. On the east side of town stood a bank. It wasn't a large bank, it wasn't a small bank, just a bank. The neighborhood was small, and most importantly, didn't ask…
Personal Log of █████ "Iceberg" ████ Iceberg 7 (author) 2008-10-16
Personal Log of Iceberg [NOTE: Dates and some sensitive information removed by Central Records. Original documentation available upon approval.] ███████ ██ ████ Morning I finally got a promotion….
Closure Ihp (author) 2016-09-03
Dr. Cassandra Pike spent this Friday night the same way she had spent every Friday night for the past three months: curled up on the couch, eating vanilla ice cream mixed with popcorn, watching some…
The Old Ice Ihp (author) 2015-06-11
illustrations by SunnyClockwork It was cold. Not the type of cold that the air conditioners brought into the Foundation every day of every year. It was the type of cold reserved for a dark, winter…
Oricha's Folly Ihp (author) 2015-05-28
SignaledGospel.Com/Orichalcum Logs from #augmentedandproud chat, 2/5/2011 Prometheus Labs Grant Request File #2814-58 Telekill Project Test 58 Conversation Overheard Immediately Prior To An Explosion….
Satyr's Reign Ihp (author) 2015-04-07
Dr. Katherine Sinclair used a copy of the Plutonic Codex to beat off an undead Jeffery Dahmer, seriously questioning the choices in life that had led her to this point. The cultists were all dead…
Of Portals, Plasma Cannons And Other Boring Things Ihp (author) 2015-03-11
Foundation Liaison Dexter Adams groaned as he entered the wreckage that was the bank's basement, noticing the crews still trying to open a large, metal door that took up most of the room. He looked at…
Excerpts From The Medical Tragedy of Dr. Bartholomew Artz, Author Unknown Ihp (author) 2015-02-20
Act Primus, Scene Secundus An Office in Berlin [Enter The Doctor Bartholomew Artz] The Doctor: Alack! Plague is too common in this time And skin is feasted as it festers, boiled And young babes die,…
Taproots Ihp (author) 2015-02-02
The trouble started with a supposed gas leak at a bank all the way across the state. Quinn was too busy to wonder why the Skippers had such an uncreative cover story, because she was driving,…
Another Boring Night Ihp (author) 2015-01-12
Note Bene: It would behoove you to read Unusual Happenings before looking at this tale. Quinn MacAllister felt like a stereotypical cop, eating a doughnut while sitting in an unmarked vehicle,…
The 12 Days of Site 87's Christmas Ihp (author) 2014-12-20
On the First day of Christmas, 87 Gave to me Tristan Bailey, putting up a Christmas tree. He had drawn the short straw, and was tasked with putting up the tree this year, which had been bought from a…
Snow Matter - What? Ihp (author) 2014-10-15
It snowed two inches overnight in Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. Schools were cancelled for the day, perhaps for the week, while snowplows were gotten ready. Those who had to go to work had to scrape off…
A Suicide Note Ihp (author) 2014-08-26
I am going to kill myself. Who am I kidding? I probably can't even die at this point. I know that the cyanide I injected isn't working because of the antitoxins put into my blood over a decade ago….
Unusual Happenings Ihp (author) 2014-08-13
Christmastime in Ohio used to mean bright lights all over, moderately snowy weather, and people who were normally the scum of the Earth giving some token effort to donate to the Salvation Army or the…
The Heresy of Disassembly Ihp (author) 2014-06-30
Sometimes, when he was alone, Robert Bumaro wished he could weep. He sat in his private chamber, meditating on the words of the Broken God, feeling great pain. The Church was his life, his directive,…
Implanting God Ihp (author) 2014-06-23
Oh Great Lord of Silicon, Lord of the Modern Age, give me the wisdom to comprehend your true form through the Great Computation, the energy to power my life and the lives of those around me, and the…
There's Magic in the Air Ihp (author) 2014-05-08
I find the Theology Department to be quite troubling at this site. The Occult Studies subdivision in particular has been gum in the hair of Site 87 ever since it was founded. There are currently only…
A Multi-Universal Affair Ihp (author) 2014-04-21
First on my list is the Multi-U division. How this kind of breach of protocol has been allowed to continue is beyond me, Ms. Weiss. The entire function of this department appears to be intentional…
Tax Man Ihp (author) 2014-04-18
Site 87 is one of those sites the O5s don't generally like to talk about. However, they do still have to monitor us. So, every couple of years, they send out an auditor to make sure the site hasn't…
A Merry Fellow Ihp (author) 2014-03-18
Thomas Bailey awoke to the sun streaming in through his window. It was 25.6 degrees Centigrade outside, which considering the fact that he was in the Antarctic Circle in the middle of summer, it had…
Stupendous Containment Procedures Ihp (author) 2014-02-26
Chagrin Falls, Ohio The phone rang in Mr. Watts's room. Though he was only six years old, he got several phone calls, and he was very important. Normally, he would direct them to his assistant, but he…
And Now, He Is Gone Ihp (author) 2014-01-01
“I remember the good old days.” Pat sighed as he dug into his cinnamon pancakes, sighing at his three friends. “You remember Carl, guys?” “Carl was a great guy!” affirmed Dwight, taking a swig of his…
A Very Bailey Christmas Ihp (author) 2013-12-22
Whenever he had nothing better to do, Tristan Bailey would look at a picture of his family that sat on his desk. In the picture, him, Trevor and Tom were only about 8 years old, standing in front of a…
Alternate Character Interpretations Ihp (author) 2013-12-19
New York City Hey, Sal, got a cig I can have? Mary-Ann Lewitt looked between her husband and her latest creation, sprayed on the wall of a vacant warehouse, and it was sprayed on the entire wall, at…
The Rest of the Story Ihp (author) 2013-12-11
Simon Glass was kicking himself for the decision the narrator had made. Sending Clef and Dimitri on a fucking sabbatical?! What were they thinking! His behavior produced several bizarre looks from…
Send in the Clowns Ihp (author) 2013-12-08
Agent Whitaker woke up, groaning. He felt like he had one hell of a hangover; there was a noise in his head that sounded like that annoying National Weather Service braaaaaak noise, and his face…
Dance The Danse Ihp (author) 2013-10-27
Halloween is a special time in Sloth's Pit. It is the time that creatures of the night walk in the day, and the legends of the world dance. The Eight Rings was the biggest- and the only- night club…
Facts Concerning Team 15 of Chapterhouse 4 and the Black Book Ihp (author) 2013-08-30
In other worlds far less queer than our own, the Necronomicon is, to some, an everyday part of life. Researchers at Miskatonic University in the fictional Arkham, Massachusetts, pore over it almost…
UnScience Ihp (author) 2013-08-21
Explain to me the appeal of this, John. Dr. Reese leaned on the counter as she waited for the popcorn to finish. I mean, those shows are just so trashy not a shred of scientific fact behind them. …
Automata Et Cetera Ihp (author) 2013-08-03
The clockworks on display in the temple were the culmination of many years of hard work by the craftsman. Years of hard, diligent work, many prayers to the god of the forge, innumerable cuts and…
Incident 239-Abridged Ihp (author) 2013-07-19
This report is STUPID. All people involved in it are complete and utter weirdos. On ██-██-████, Dr. A. Clef made the following recommendation on the log re: SCP-239 Let me get this straight: we've…
Local Legends Ihp (author) 2013-06-18
Let me tell you about the Goatman, children. Baby Bone Bridge, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. The old stone bridge is decrepit, nearly falling apart. The only people who come out here nowadays are foolish…
Playing with Flames Ihp (author) 2013-06-09
The Foundation really isn't comfortable with using terms like magic . We know that magic exists, but calling it that implies that it can't be explained by quantifiable, scientific means. For example,…
Attack of the Keter Skeeters! Ihp (author) 2013-03-25
The date is April 2nd, 2012. The place: the quaint town of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. Observe. Here, we have a member of the SCP Foundation driving to work from his apartment in town. Site 87 is big…
Last Days at Camp Ihp (author) 2013-02-23
All right, Campers! Who hasn't fed Big Bear yet? We can't go to bed until Big Bear's nice and full! At the back of the dining hall, a shy little girl held up her hand. She hadn't said a word since…
Life in the Multiverse Ihp (author) 2013-02-03
Portal's stabilized. You're good to go. Say hi to 507 if you see him. The operator of the portal chuckled at his joke. Trevor Bailey stepped through the portal to F-601432-Gamma; he emerged in the…
Issue 100 Ihp (author) 2013-01-20
What the hell do you mean there's been a breach? Well, no SCPs have broken out, but someone's made a video about us. Specifically, the comic books we keep finding. So some small-time comic nerd…
And I Feel Fine Ihp (author) 2012-12-22
Dr. Margaret Reese was awakened by the sound of Joey Tempest's voice. Rubbing her face and standing up from her desk, she sighed at the loudspeaker outside of her office. Someone had decided to blast …
Halloween at S & C Plastics Ihp (author) 2012-10-22
October 24 I hate this holiday. Doctor Johnathan West cleaned egg off of the card-reader, swiped his ID, and entered the S C Plastics building. Had this been any other Foundation-owned location,…
Don Ferreiro's Lie-Katana Impslayer (author) 2010-09-09
Professor Ferreiro allowed himself another sigh as he swiped his access card across the barcode scanner. Today had not been a good day. Not that this was a particularly unusual experience for…
Existential Crisis InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-11-03
One could not say that that Lucas Johann was a hard-working individual. In fact, one could not even make the statement that Lucas Johann was fit for enrollment at the University of Chicago. It would…
It Grows On Trees InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-28
To be frank, Atkinson hadn't expected the object to create cockroach-like entities with thorns covering their exoskeletons. For organisms composed of plant matter, they packed enough of a punch to…
Canola Oil Panic InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-14
Nathaniel Atkinson rang up the green and red nozzle, holstering it in the 7-Eleven gas pump, his other hand occupied with a half-eaten dragonfruit. The pump offered him a receipt, abruptly, which he…
How To Debate An Armchair InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-09
As with any day in the life of House God, the morning began not with an alarm, not with the cock's cry, and nor by the creaking of the floorboards. No, the morning began with the daily shouting match…
Just Like Me InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-09
In effect, Nathan, nor Doctor Hart, had exactly expected that the residue would react so violently to the chemicals found in a field testing kit. Neither did they really expect that it would cause a…
Banana Smoothie InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-09-25
So, let's get this straight. It's a deer, with airbags? The corpse was unceremoniously dumped onto the dissection table. The dog-clam had been removed and placed in a small pet carrier outside the…
Shellfish For Breakfast InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-09-23
The biologists observed as the former canine spewed its guts from its new thoracic orifice. It used them like a clam's foot to drag itself across the linoleum floor. Nathaniel's expression was one of…
Memories Iron_wofle (author) 2011-11-22
Memories Jason surveyed the scene. The place was a mess, broken glass scattered across the floor, small puddles of blood and chemicals here and there, and three dead bodies lying in the middle of the…

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Charon (Part 2: Katabasis) Jack Ike (author) 2016-11-26
Required reading: Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) The taste of the coffee was repulsively bitter. Yanma Mirski considered spitting the mouthful out to save the remaining taste buds that hadn't been…
Holding On Jack Ike (author) 2016-10-26
In a small room, a man who sometimes exists greets a man who should no longer be. The first man enters the room with purpose, with pride. His clothes are neither grand nor humble; a light grey…
D-2000 Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-19
From: Foundation Global Administration, Requisitions Division To: Researcher Byzant Subject: Approval of D-Class request for SCP-4932 Researcher Byzant, Your request for 1,250 D-Class personnel for…
The Keysmith's Bootstrap Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
The smell of salt and the sound of quietly lapping waves suddenly appears. I fall, the solid floor previously supporting me now vanished, down to the surface of the water I know is below me. I should…
Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
Yanma Mirski sat on the concrete floor staring at the small gem before him. For the past dozen months he had sat at the bottom of this gloomy hexagonal vault, as he was doing now. The wall opposite…
CODE NAME: ████ ███ - The Truth Jack Ike (author) 2016-06-17
What is the easiest way to hide the identity of SCP-001? This would have been a perplexing question for the Administrator who had conceived General Notice 001-Alpha. How do you hide the most important…
1 Jack Ike (author) 2016-05-22
☦An ending.☦ 1. That was the current population of beings inhabiting the entire, extended multiverse. One single sapient being lay sleeping on the last patch of solid matter, topped with the last gas…
Daddy Jack Rankin (author) 2009-12-20
Dear Diary, Hello! My name is Lucy Campbell and I am 8 years old. When I grow up I want to be an actress like Emma Watson because she is very pretty! My mummy is also very pretty and very clever and…
What Happened Beneath Cronos Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-11-30
He's going to find out, a young Joseph Bell sighed as he walked alongside Jeremy Walsh through a forested path on their way home from school. And when he does he's going to kick our ass. Joseph…
All Hallows' Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-10-06
October 1st, 2017 Site Director Edgar Holman sat in his office at Site-64, a small file's worth of paperwork spread out before him. Researcher Cooper sat in a chair on the opposite side, her…
D-5111 Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-09-18
Day 1 D-5111 woke with a sudden jolt, and a splitting headache. As she rapidly blinked, her eyes adjusting to the low light of her environment, she took the time to look around. She was dressed in an…
Bal-chatri Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-23
Arcs of electricity left Vincent Anderson’s body as he walked through the Three Portlands rain, the wayward bolts striking nearby buildings and light fixtures as he slowly marched down the center of…
Consolidation Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-05
We're here. I'll send you a response when the dust has settled. I hope you have a plan B, because I'm honestly expecting this whole thing to crash and burn. Your concern is noted, but I think you'll…
Ties That Bind Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-04-16
Phineas looked himself over in the bathroom mirror. Where have the years gone, old man? he thought to himself. His bald head reflected the bathroom lights. Veins were faintly visible beneath his pale…
Razumite Games Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-03-28
A xenobiologist and a botanist sat beneath the shade of a tree in the forest outside Site-93. The latter rested her head on the former’s shoulder and softly hummed. After several moments, she brushed…
We Boldly Went Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-03-05
Standing in the heart of an evergreen forest were two men, each wearing the tattered remains of an MTF uniform. Faded and spattered with dirt and grime, the Eta-13 emblem was still visible on their…
Wayfarers Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-02-22
T-0 Hours Within the interior of SCP-2344 was a section unlike any other. Rather than a pitch black tunnel of packed dirt, the Gate Passage was fully lit by an unseen source. Thick ivy covered every…
Bridges Burnt Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-07-21
Tom and Jill Herring had been in the middle of dinner when they were interrupted by a knock at the front door. Rolling his eyes in annoyance, Tom went to answer. He was greeted by a tattered Daniel…
The Templar Incident Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-05-26
In a lonely office at Site-64 sat a short young man with salt and pepper hair. Across from his desk was a casually dressed woman with neck length brunet hair tied back in a ponytail. Several old…
Meeting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-05-11
Agent Sasha Merlo yawned as she slowly moved through the halls of Site-64, a mug of stale coffee in her hands. She had not gotten much sleep over the past few days. The current rush to extract as much…
Finding Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-04-20
Agent Clarissa Shaw stood silently, looking into the contents of a Site-64 interrogation room. Sitting at the table inside was a Saker who called itself Miles Wilson, an android designed to resemble…
Hunting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-03-25
Agent Sasha Merlo sat alone in her office at Site-64. Her neck length brunette hair was neatly tied in a ponytail as she leaned back in her office chair, feet resting upon her desk. Her eyes were…
No One Should Be Alone Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-22
Researcher Conwell sat alone at his desk. The sound of his typing filled the silence that otherwise engulfed the lab. With a large yawn, he took the opportunity to check the clock. It was 7:48 PM,…
J. T. H. Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-20
Navarro groaned loudly as he placed his right hand to his head. He felt as if someone had attempted to crack it open, but failed and decided to punch it repeatedly instead. Slowly, he propped himself…
Meeting Over Coffee Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-15
Daniel Navarro sat alone at a secluded table in a coffee house in Portland. Rather than the usual attire he wore while acting as an agent for the Foundation, here he sat in a set of street clothes….
Good As New Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-09-07
Aaron Howell sat quietly on his bed. While a normal eleven year old boy might be busy creating epic space battles with his toys, this one just did not have the energy. The late afternoon sun peered in…
15-11-2012 Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-08-06
The air was still as snow fell upon a forest clearing outside of Minsk. Here and there a few dead tuffs of grass would appear above the powder, but otherwise the blanket of snow was pristine. At the…
Tearing Down Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-25
Saker #76 sat behind the desk of Dr. Gregg Collins, wearing a synthetic biological casing that was a genetic match to the doctor of the same name. Nearly two years prior, #76 had tracked down Dr….
Building Up Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-21
Researcher Conwell looked around his office. The few meager possessions he had used to decorate were now placed in a box on the desk. Conwell let out a deflating sigh. He wanted to say it had been a…
Products Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-11
Ms. Harrison sat quietly in a rundown inner city apartment, the table before her and the chair she sat in being the only furniture in the room. Directly across from her four objects were obscured…
Simple Sketches Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-06-24
Researcher Conwell stood over the restraint table. SCP-1360 stared back. Its white plastic eyes seemed emotionless as it followed Conwell’s every move. Four security officers stood nearby, each…
Last Meetings Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-03-27
As he placed the last of his possessions in a box, an elderly man with a walnut cane gave one last look around the room. His name was Dr. Zachary Johnson and the office he had worked in for the last…
Paper Pusher Jacob Conwell (author) 2013-09-12
Researcher Clayton stood before the small office door and double-checked to make sure he was in the right place. The room was so out of the way that it looked like it had been built as an…
Green Pawn JanitorialSnail (author) 2013-02-03
Site-40 A young boy walked lazily around Site 40, watching brooding soldiers and overworked scientists make their daily rounds. He was a janitor, with access only to what he needed to fix, and the…
A Few of My Favorite Things Jarl Gullberg (author) 2016-11-01
These are a few of my favorite things….
The Last Site jeffusano (author) 2016-11-16
Chapter One Site-80 Logbook Security Log: Romeo-249.2 Date: 04/23/2021 Begin Log: 10:34 a.m. – Site breach warning activated. Breaches detected in Keter wing, unit 12 and unit 15. Automated lockdown…
Dreams Of Flowers, Grass, And Snow-Part 1 Jekeled (author) 2016-10-22
How do you feel about taking a vacation? James Caldmann1 asked, tapping his fingers on his desk. What do you mean? Jenna Thackery2 asked, fearing a firing was impending. A vacation. Just a few…
Melting In Diminished Time Jekeled (author) 2016-10-11
Warning: This tale contains adult content. There was a scuffling through the warehouse, the sound of hundreds of giant rats rubbing and pawing against dry desiccated cardboard, the kind of…
A Simple Plan For Success, In Three Parts: Step 1, Take From Peter. Step 2, Pay Paul. Step 3, Repeat. Jekeled (author) 2016-09-18
D-193724 was told, one day, to sit in a folding metal chair and to stare at a wall until told to stop. He was not allowed any sort of reading materials or entertainment, or to look away. To enforce…
A Few Minor Counts of Bookkeeping Jekeled (author) 2016-07-15
Look, it went like this: May 3, 2004: God, what a mess, Doctor Zimmerman said, as she surveyed the carnage in the room. The incompetence on display They need a filing cabinet for sure, her…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 5 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-15
Chapter 4 | Hub I march into the morgue, take a look at the rows and rows of cubicles, and march back to the reception area to get directions to Beanbaum's body. That taken care of, I march in….
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 4 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-15
Chapter 3 | Hub | Chapter 5 I have an idea, walking to my interviewee. Something in my walk or my face must change, because next thing I know, my phone rings. Hello? I say. the security footage…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 3 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-02
Chapter 2 | Hub | Chapter 4 There's got to be a twin, Caldmann says as he paces the length of the room. Over and over. Squarumscribing it with his feet. There's no way, I say, still sitting…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 2 Jekeled (author) 2016-03-26
Chapter 1 | Hub | Chapter 3 The morgue is a magical place. I was in there when it first opened up—the new one, at least. Slabs as far as the eye could see, each with its own water basin, lights,…
A Photocopier in Reverse—Chapter 1 Jekeled (author) 2016-03-24
Just another day at the office the click-clack of the world's loudest mechanical keyboards, the bustle of the IT department's procrastination, and, of course, in the background, the omnipresent whir…
...Keter: Cleanup Duty Jekeled (author) 2016-03-21
So what happened next? I ask, suppressing a yawn by bending over my notebook and doodling an Eye-Pod. The young Junior Researcher I'm interviewing doesn't notice, bless his heart; he just keeps…
Rollover Hours Jekeled (author) 2014-12-30
Overtime's killer.                                                                                                                             -all right. I'm glad to hear that. Fantastic. Excellent!…
An Faq Part Two; Or, Your Hume Questions Answered Jekeled (author) 2014-08-23
Do you, too, have a question (or questions) about Humes? Put them down below and they will be answered. Q: What do areas of high (or low) Hume concentration look like? -Dr. S A: An area of low Hume…
An FAQ; Or, What The Hell Is A Hume? Jekeled (author) 2014-08-22
Q: So what the hell is a Hume? A: A good and completely original question! A Hume is a way to determine the strength and/or amount of reality in a given area. Now, you may have issues with reality…
The Greater SCP Foundation Exploration Series, Part 12-The Akiva System Jekeled (author) 2014-08-22
This transcript is available to all hearing-impaired persons, and can be cited in lieu of the video per acceptable standards. NARRATOR: [Dramatically] A decade ago, researchers made a startling…
The Dark At The End Of The Tunnel Jekeled (author) 2013-12-07
0. This is the story of Messrs. Marshall, Carter, and Ms. Dark. Listen: I. She was born the Lady Abigail Agnes Allie Dark in the Year of Our Lord 1835, her parents suffering from the common delusion…
New Frontiers Jekeled (author) 2013-10-28
The office buzzed with activity, none of it originating from those who were supposed to be there; the intended occupants had all been knocked out via an anesthetic introduced into the building's…
A-C Sharp-E Jekeled (author) 2013-05-18
Introduction from The Civilisation of the Daevas Since the dissolution of SCP Mobile Task Force Omega-7, I have embarked on a study of the culture of the Daevas civilisation spurred on by the lack of…
The Root Of All Knowledge Jekeled (author) 2013-02-28
To my dear friends. Thomas. Agnes. Jason. Jeremy. I am dying. I know this comes as a sorrow for some, a boon for others, and a shock for all, but I feel now is the right time to announce this. The…
Quid Non Scitum Est Jekeled (author) 2013-01-26
The former Great Hall of the Nine-Teenth Ruin was, for the first time that year, completely full, an observation that Cardinal Frakes made with no small amount of pride. Dignitaries from every…
Love is Patient, Love is Kind Jekeled (author) 2012-11-14
Good morning, Sweetie. Leaning over, I planted a good-morning kiss right on my pumpkin's cold lips before slipping out of bed. Would you like some breakfast in bed today, my sweet? I asked,…
Sweet Memories Jekeled (author) 2012-10-28
Trick or Treat, Mister! Cody Collings gave a vague smile to the little girl dressed as Cassy. And who are you supposed to be? I'm SCP-085! She's my favorite SCP in the whole world! I used to…
Deeper Jekeled (author) 2012-09-22
Doctor Garza sprinted through the halls of Site-19, almost bowling over Daniels (or was it Smith?) in his haste. Overhead, the damned sirens blared away, signaling what everyone in the facility…
Laughing Matter Jekeled (author) 2012-09-17
Morons! Site director Marcia Leavitt stormed out of the Site-64 conference room, lab coat snapping behind her. Willing to combat every danger, but when you put a cute little face on it, they turn…
Several Creative Promotions Jekeled (author) 2012-09-10
Note- These are just my ideas for some television ads that Foundation fronts might use. Enjoy! Everyone likes pizza, right? And more pizza is better, right? That's why here at Spicy Crust Pizza, we…
Cogwork Jekeled (author) 2012-07-22
You are nothing. You are an affront to Him. You stand in His presence, daily, yet you are unclean. You are covered in the rust and corrosion of a filthy life, and you come crawling to Him, expecting…
Liability Jekeled (author) 2012-06-27
I'm sorry, ma'am, but Doctor Wondertainment cannot assume any liability for improper use of the Doctor Wondertainment's Young Surgeon Transplant Kit. I put on my best Wondertainment Sparkly SmileTM…
Goodbye Jekeled (author) 2012-06-19
Play it again.                                                                                                                             This note was found in the cell of SCP-202 during his suicide…
Just A Stool Jekeled (author) 2012-06-18
At least he's sitting pretty.                                                                                                                             Doctor Campbell strode across one of Site-19's…
Skin Deep Jekeled (author) 2012-06-10
Aren't we all only this.                                                                                                                             Recovered from the research notes of Doctor Nathan…
Fin. Jekeled (author) 2012-06-06
The battle of the ages.                                                                                                                             Author's Note-This is the old 1234 (Jester)/Subtle…
Valued Benefactor Jekeled (author) 2012-06-02
Dear donor: we urgently need money.                                                                                                                             The idea for this is based off of A…
Law And Order Jekeled (author) 2012-06-01
It's the piccolo solo that does it.                                                                                                                             This meeting will now come to order! …
Final Proof Jekeled (author) 2012-05-31
It's really the last thing that you need to see.                                                                                                                             Author's Note: This is a…
We've Got A Runner Jekeled (author) 2012-05-19
I fought the law.                                                                                                                             You want to know my name? Call me Smokey. I keep law and…
A Lack Of Proper Procedure Jekeled (author) 2012-05-18
It's the little things that matter.                                                                                                                             It had escaped. Agent Rodriguez didn't…
Choir Of The Damned Jekeled (author) 2012-05-17
Embraced with open arms                                                                                                                             The Musician was angry. Brother Zachary winced at…
The Journal Of J S Junior Technician Jekeled (author) 2012-05-10
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Ti—                                                                                              From the personal journal of J████ S████, Junior Technician January 1, 1936 I…
Why Change? Joreth (author) 2012-09-13
It was memetic after all. This all began with Dr. Vang being booted out of the Foundation. I started working with Dr. Vang 5 years after I got my bachelor's and getting recruited because of my cum…
Recovered Document 4761: CotBG-82 Joreth (author) 2012-07-06
Great Brookham, Surrey - DAILY MAIL PUBLISHED: 06:10 GMT, 18 April 2004 | UPDATED: 07:31 GMT, 18 April 2004 TEENAGE 'CULT' MEMBERS STRIKE TWICE IN ONE MONTH TO USE ABANDONED VEHICLES FOR OFFERINGS …
I Am Ready Josef Kald (author) 2010-10-08
There is a man In my attic Walking around With a soft patter With a loud clatter They brought my cat back With an espionage bug So I wrung its neck With a harsh crack And a soft snap There is a man…
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