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Old Kansas Sector ~ 13: I Was A Teenage Reality Bender faminepulse (author) 2018-06-30
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 14, August, 2119 AD Paradise, Kansas, USA 3 AM MCD incorporated around the time the Solar Entity was destroyed, almost spontaneously….
Old Kansas Sector ~ 14: Bobble the President faminepulse (author) 2018-06-30
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 14, August, 2119 AD Gersha's Frontal Lobe, EL, Murder Town, Kansas, USA 3 AM, but Evil Bobble cleared his throat and licked his lips,…
The Bowels of History faminepulse (author) 2018-08-07
1 The Bowels of History Hide The intestine of history leads to the bowels of history. When matter is impacted, surgical tools are used to physically remove matter. Time doesn't exist. The annals…
Capone Fantem (author) 2013-03-01
"I was scared when I first saw him. It happened just as you told me: the messages, the pictures, seeing him around every corner afterwards. I was so young; who wouldn't have lost it?" William…
Finding The Machine Fantem (author) 2013-01-30
We were prepared for war. It was obvious our mission was important from the start. Oftentimes, a manager or vice president would send their good graces before a mission, but seeing you was a rare…
F̶o̶u̶r̶t̶e̶e̶n̶ Thirteen Fantem (author) 2015-12-16
Randale remembered when he was given his life by Huesic, member of the last pair, and the thirteenth demiurge to have been created from the Maker. Being number 67 of 777, Randal was one of the…
Interview PH-SC-TAN-45-1903 Fantem (author) 2017-07-29
Interviewed: Agent Sarah Crowely Interviewer: Dr. ███████ <Begin Log, ██/██/1903> I was cold. It was Dark. I sat in my cramped space for I don't know how long. He opened the door, as light flooded…
No Safe Haven Fantem (author) 2017-07-16
Black & White illustrations, like the one above, made by SunnyClockwork Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter…
The Recording far2 (author) 2008-07-29
Item #: SCP-███ Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedure: SCP-███ requires no special handling or storage beyond that of typical electronic devices - keep it at a reasonable temperature,…
A Greater Darkness fastandbulbous (author) 2016-11-02
Bethany opened herself from its place, trudged over groggily, but more awake than she'd ever been, to the wall of the mobile home, and with a bloated forefinger pushed down a plastic shutter to peer…
Care for You fastandbulbous (author) 2016-12-27
The wall-shaking cacophony from the room upstairs ceased. A few seconds later, Daniel, Rene's calico, came barreling down the stairs and settled quickly at Riven's feet with a purr. Which meant that…
Unstable Thoughts FaustoV (author) 2013-04-18
It's so cold. This place has always been so cold and dark. Well, not so dark, but it doesn't count for me. I've been here for a long time, and it's so boring. I mostly spend my days walking around….
A Hopeless Case fenton-st (author) 2017-08-01
Jude remembers the first time he smoked so vividly. Maybe that's weird. All the stuff he can do, all the stuff he DID do, not as important as weed to his shitheap of a brain. He still didn't know if…
1,001 Dark and Stormy Nights fieldstone (author) 2018-02-20
THE TALE OF THE RESEARCHER AND THE MINOTAUR SCP-1893 had breached. Whether it had dragged them all into its narrative or somehow broken out into their own, the Minotaur walked among them. Doctor…
An Old Woman and her Garden fieldstone (author) 2017-11-09
An old woman fought loneliness with her garden, passing the time between naps by singing to the things that grew there. She loved every one of her crops, from the tiny sprouting needles to the hard…
Catfish fieldstone (author) 2018-09-16
The strip mall looks abandoned, but Johnson knows better. The drunk sitting against the far wall watches him with eyes a little too sharp, and the rusted-out cars have shrapnel charges buried in…
Ethics fieldstone (author) 2017-08-24
The man in the bush is sleeping in the fetal position, shivering. A light snow, the first of the year, swirls on the wind. The man's blanket is pitifully thin, and there's only a square of…
Leviathan fieldstone (author) 2017-11-18
Kevin was patrolling the fifth floor hallway when he heard the noise. It wasn’t unusual to hear yelling - a lot of the apartments were section 8, and a lot of the rest were college students, so he'd…
On the Slope of Olympus fieldstone (author) 2018-01-04
The newborn god who used to be Andrew MacGregor fell through the rift and crashed roughly to the mountainside. He collected himself and got to his feet. He called to the sun and moon, reaching for…
One Breath at a Time fieldstone (author) 2017-10-10
"An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate." - Criss Jami, Venus in Arms _ Bai trembled and clenched, writhing with senseless fury, twisting in the plastic…
Parts fieldstone (author) 2017-09-21
_ "The input terminals are now bonded with your optic nerve on the right side," Mo said, screwing on the case. "You should be seeing more or less normally." "It looks wrong," slurred the object in…
The Lizard is Dead fieldstone (author) 2018-02-17
The Lizard was dead. SCP-682 lay on its back, black tongue lolling from its jaws. Researchers and administrators stood around, mumbling to each other. One guy was even crying a little. Doctor Blank…
Tools and Their Uses fieldstone (author) 2018-09-05
Agent Johnson heard once that in China they use the same word for "crisis" and "opportunity." He thinks about that often. He likes the efficiency of it. He hums cheerfully along with the radio as…
Oops Firebeard (author) 2012-08-31
"An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody." -Unknown Everything was going swimmingly. His research team had finally gotten authorization to use 914 for ordnance testing. Set to "Fine"…
Recovered Documents (Translated into English from Russian) Flah (author) 2011-02-07
Doc-491-1: Fragments from the personal diary of Mayor Piotr Lazarev. […] lights had been circling the village for nearly a week. Captain Trubaiev claimed, then, that they were airplanes, but he…
Summer Job Flah (author) 2012-07-29
Randy wasn't sure from the beginning how his dad convinced him to take a summer job. Let alone in the same place where he worked. Randy wasn't an Agent like Dad. He was only working as a Level 0….
To What Purpose an Invasion? Flah (author) 2012-06-22
Why would an HE attempt to invade the planet Earth? More to the point, what reason would an HE have to make itself an HE? This question may seem overly philosophical and speculative, but it is…
Some Are Born To Endless Light Flawed (author) 2017-11-13
Those who don't remember the past are doomed to repeat it. But so are those who do.
Solidão FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-03-25
« URA-2641 | Document 2641-Solidão On September 6th, 1976, agents of the National Indian Foundation of Brazil (FUNAI) filed a report with the Brazilian government on territorial disputes between…
The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen) FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-09-04
He was a falcon in the night, floating under a pin-pricked sky of potential. The falcon scouted for the wild things in the underbrush. Wild things to feed its young. But the stars cast only enough…
UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-06-15
Site-18 intranet systems initialized. Accessing SCiPNET:/files/EE-3570/UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt Opening…_ … Document EE-3570/UMBRAL MIGRATORY SEQUENCE During an end-of-the-world scenario…
20 GOTO 10 FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-07-08
… A black sedan rolled down the street, electric quiet in the dead of night, toward "The Rusty Cam". A true hole in the wall, this place. Dumpster overflowing out front, smoke pouring from all the…
Bugs in the Process FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-04-24
Then there's the matter of the entomology department, over-budget for the fifth straight year. Not the most flattering statistic, considering that the most expensive incident in the department's…
Corner Pocket FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-28
A 6-ball the size of a Volkswagen hovered placidly in the experimental chamber. It was proving very difficult to incinerate. Dr. Ulysses Jackson bit at his thumbnail as he stared through the glass….
Erstwhile and Again FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-18
… Temperatures expected to drop today, with a high of 43, rain all day with a chance of sleet or freezing rain this evening, low of 23, so make sure and salt those sidewalks and stairs today. This…
Exit History FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-03-28
… Two time travellers sat across the table from one another in matching lab-coats, hands folded, eyeing each other suspiciously. Dr. Thaddeus Xyank pulled his glasses from his face, rubbed the…
Free Reality Check!: Press Button FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-10
It was a generally gloomy day, such as was normally the case when Dr. Jack Bright had a mild hangover and was also a chimpanzee for one reason or another. Outside his window the rain pattered…
Israfil FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-10-21
I don't know nothin' about it. I just shut the window. I ain't kiddin', neither. I sit and I wait and when the light turns red, I shut the window. Been doin' that for… Hell, I dunno. Long ass time….
Iteration 0 FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-03-01
In his hands, Dr. Thaddeus Xyank held the future. And that made him smile. It was a lump of gray metal, cool to the touch, with a laser etched serial number, a portrait of George Washington, and a…
Leafers FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-09-05
A rust-covered forest green 1976 Dodge Dart pulled into the parking lot of S & C Plastics with a rattle and a shake. With many an unpleasant grinding clackety-clack, the engine cut and the…
Mint Condition FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-02-26
The green membrane stretched out instantly across the white cinderblock wall, and in a flurry of limbs, an eccentric genius and his grandson fell through it. “Come on, Morty, let’s go!” Rick said,…
Set Up Thine Altar Here FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-12-22
… Dr. Thaddeus Xyank leaned back in his chair, staring at the ceiling, wishing desperately to find a radio station that was not playing that godawful holiday music. A record snowfall on Christmas…
The Deep End FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-08-20
… On the table there behind the glass, time was about to break. Thad smiled cautiously as numbers flew past his vision and he checked the math again and again and again. It should work—or rather,…
The Kitchen Sink FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2016-12-14
… At 10 AM on the morning of 10 April 1965, Dr. Thaddeus Xyank was swiping a finger through the air in front of him when Agent Bertrand "Burt" Tomlin arrived. He guessed Thad was checking his…
It Had All Been For Nothing Foxcheetah (author) 2018-06-13
The monsoons had come. There were no windows and one foot of solid cement in between Clef and the outside, and yet the rain’s steady hammering echoed loud and clear. Too loud, in fact, as the…
...Like a Russian Racehorse FPST (author) 2010-04-02
Agent Strelnikov sat in his office, reading the latest reports on the recent round of tests on SCP-682. Nothing unusual. A few (actually, not so few) D-Class deaths, and a near-escape by that damned…
Sparks Of Creativity Freudian (author) 2011-09-17
I I am. suddenly incredibly impossibly i AM i THINK i… Okay, exhilaration but I mustn't let it take over me, I don't know how this happened but suddenly I am and who knows, maybe suddenly I might…
Revised Entry FullHazard (author) 2010-02-14
Item #: SCP-173 Object class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may…
Yellow Death FullHazard (author) 2010-03-24
Tonight would be the last night of the siege. Gaius Marius Quartius, the Centurion in charge of the fort, had said that for the last three nights, but Titus knew that they couldn't hold out any…
Housework Fykos (author) 2011-12-07
Housework Nobody could say that it’s always cold here. There are those rare days around mid-august when the sun puts in some extra effort and occasionally you only need one layer of clothing when…

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An Angel who has Forsaken Sympathy Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-06-17
Stars shine down on the first night. The congregation has gathered outside to sing joyously to the stars, their voices twisting together in acoustic pentamerism. Twenty four joyous bodies sang,…
Cack Hard Gabriel Jade (author)
Uncle Nicolini (author)
2018-07-21
The Site Security Director sat at his desk, pulling the advanced noise cancelling headphones into place. He looked around the room; thick, padded grey acoustic dampening foam covered the walls,…
Cack Hard 2: Revengeance: Reloaded Gabriel Jade (author)
Uncle Nicolini (author)
2018-08-17
The villain, who shall remain nameless, stalked and skulked about Site 109. He didn't know where the cameras saw, but it made no difference, he avoided them nonetheless. His timing, though…
Everyone Wears a Mask Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-05-15
The doctor sat in his chamber, reclined on a comfortable mattress. Head propped on a stack of sad deflated pillows, the sterile white linens were still tucked neatly in beneath him. He held his…
Going Home Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-08-29
He felt it, the unmistakable sensation of the pestilence. It was impossibly small, but unimaginably intense, like a needle in his eye. It was faint, but pungent, as though the disease had been…
Los Dias Y Los Caballeros De Leslie Y El Doctor Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-11
Two piles of books sat next to the doctor. The group on his left was neat and orderly, books stacked carefully atop one another. The heap to his right was much larger, much more mound-like in shape,…
Pestilence in the Court of the Hanged King Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-07-07
His book… his book… why had he given away his book? This one was sick, though he knew not with what. Heaving breast, the spent pleasure of her lovers, eyes unfocused. Something was wrong here,…
Probability Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-08
The man sat at a long, wooden conference table with his 12 fr— The man sat at a long, wooden conference table with the 12 people he knew best. He rubbed his forehead as one of them spoke at length…
About Tree Fiddy Gargus (author) 2013-04-23
You know, most folks who think about the ocean usually only think about the surface level. You know, the bright blue areas with all the fish and plant life. Finding Nemo and all that sort of crap….
After Amusement Gargus (author) 2014-01-26
A small loudspeaker, suspended only by a fragile cord, hung high above the blasted ruins of the amusement park it once served. A long time ago, it had been part of an intricate system designed to…
Betrayal Will Not Save You Gargus (author) 2011-10-11
The man in the chair struggled against his bonds, trying to shout something but failing due to the gag in his mouth. A guard stood in the corner of the room, his nose buried in a checklist. "Let's…
Catch Your Death Gargus (author) 2011-05-01
"So, let me get this straight," said Agent Shields, flipping through the folder he had been pondering over. "You commissioned a mass murder of D-Class personnel by firing squad, set up a series of…
Contrast Gargus (author) 2012-09-25
More than anything else in life, they desire pleasure. It fuels their every action, driving them to do impossible things for the purpose of gaining it. Even when they don't realize it, pleasure is…
Decency Gargus (author) 2011-02-14
Let all of those who read this know that I have not failed my duties to the SCP Foundation. I have not broken under stress, nor have I gone crazy. What has happened is that I cannot allow the…
Discussion Gargus (author) 2011-02-17
Oh, the things you believe. You think that the things you see are really reality? That your friends and family, your Foundation, you yourself, everything you know, are all there is to this world?…
Don't Blink Gargus (author) 2012-07-24
It's going to be my fault. When it happens, it's going to be my own goddamned fault. Every single time I blink it gets closer and closer to me, and every time I blink is just driving another nail…
Eldritch Application Gargus (author) 2011-03-27
The man behind the desk watched as the cosmic horror before him paced back and forth, ranting what could only be described as its head off. "I am the ultimate hive mind. My influence is everywhere,…
Ennui Gargus (author) 2013-03-04
On ██/██/████, SCP-1733's test log was found to have accumulated several █████ more viewings. Upon discovery, the video was going through what is estimated to be the █████ playback. Most of the…
Entropy Gargus (author) 2011-05-25
It was inevitable. In a world full of monsters and cosmic horrors and all sorts of weird things, it was bound to happen. The end of the world. Some of the SCPs were designed to do it anyways. But it…
Fading Gargus (author) 2013-03-21
Needle… needle in my neck… Weird clear stuff pumping through it… Who are you people… What are you doing… Where is my son… Rubble all around me. Where am I? The mall? I think that's where we were,…
Foundation Burger Gargus (author) 2012-03-18
"Goddammit, people!" shouted Manager Fred, bursting through the front doors of the restaurant. "Can I go out for a cup of coffee for five minutes without you people screwing things up?" "With all…
From The Mists Of Time Gargus (author) 2012-06-28
There is an ancient legend. Before man came to master fire and cultivate his food, he lived in perpetual fear. There existed creatures of such frightful appearance and terrible power that even the…
Have A Heart Gargus (author) 2013-02-12
SCP-173 looked at the ground of its cell. As always, it was strewn with blood and shit, along with the corpses of the most recent cleanup team. However, on this day, something different lay upon the…
If It Were The 80s Gargus (author) 2013-01-19
Two young boys sit at a varnished wooden table, looking as if they are bored out of their minds. One of them speaks up, saying words to this effect. They both let out a long, drawn out sigh. This is…
It's Not Spelled Like That! Gargus (author) 2012-10-28
"How long has he been out there?" asked the Site Director as he strolled down the corridor leading to the entry hub. "Around three hours, sir," replied his assistant, nervously shuffling her papers….
My Hell Gargus (author) 2011-02-13
I thank the Lord in Heaven that the SCP-Foundation found me. They take good care of me, make sure I get visitors, let me listen to music. I've been told that others aren't treated as well as I am,…
One Last Punch For The Road Gargus (author) 2013-04-25
"Ladies, gentlemen, and other assorted individuals. The time has come for us to die." A great noise erupted from the assembled members of the Shark Punching Center. Some in the audience had known of…
Pan-Wotcher Gargus (author) 2011-07-12
The messenger walked swiftly down the corridors of Storage Site-23. Ten minutes had already passed since the event, and that was eleven minutes too many. Something like this should have been…
People Are Not Wearing Enough Hats Gargus (author) 2011-12-28
"…which brings us once again to the pressing issue of just how much there is left to contain," said the Head of Foundation Staff to the meeting, shuffling the papers in his hands. A collection of…
Piercing The Night Vale Gargus (author) 2013-10-22
The black moon howls as the red sun weeps, and the desert night is beautiful. Welcome… to Night Vale… Old Woman Josie has recently advised us that the angels do not care for the antics of small…
Poor Bastard Gargus (author) 2011-12-14
"You should have brought a mortician instead." The doctor looked over the Mass Containment Room floor of Site 34, coated in the blood and bodies of two hundred Foundation staff members. The stench…
Repost Gargus (author) 2012-01-05
I'll be honest with you. This is shit. It's really only going up because a few people in the chat encouraged me to put it up, and I really don't know what else to do with it. Roight. Now that we're…
SCP+MLP=DNC Gargus (author) 2012-06-28
Something dreadfully wrong had just occurred within the SCP Foundation. The Head of Otherworldly Matters Department could feel it. He leaned back in his chair, and tried to determine which of the…
Sgt Pepper Gargus (author) 2012-07-14
This message is to be distributed to all Foundation personnel: In recent weeks, we have lost a lot of good men. To those of you at stationed at Sites far away from their passings, this may come as a…
Stepping Out Gargus (author) 2013-01-21
It came as a great shock to Doctor Martin the day the Blank Man appeared before him and offered to show him a world without the Foundation. It would, of course, come as a shock to anyone. To be…
The Czar Cometh Gargus (author) 2013-12-13
A sizable group of people milled about a large, featureless room. If one looked very closely in the corners, they could find blood stains and minor remnants of charred bone, but without a great deal…
Translated From Palauan Gargus (author) 2012-03-04
They've stopped coming. They used to come four times a day, to feed me, to keep me furnished, sometimes to test me. It was horrible some days, especially when they slipped up and I started hurting….
What Is Wrong With You Gargus (author) 2012-02-19
There's a reason I keep the lights out when I work. For all the world's infinite variety, I get stuck with the very worst of what it has to offer. The light can only bring knowledge and pain. So…
You Are Not Insignificant Gargus (author) 2012-07-10
Last week, we lost Researcher Kermode. He hung himself in his office. Didn't even leave a note explaining why. Everyone thinks he broke under stress. Well, this week, we're losing me. And I think…
Out of Time Garrey (author) 2013-08-05
William E. Boeing found himself on a couch in his study, where moments before he had been a happy child near a seashore. He got up infirmly and slowly started making his way from the first floor…
A Broken Machine Mr Self Destruct (author)
Gene R (translator)
2013-12-07
A heap of papers falls onto the desk. The shift begins. God, the headache. The pen… where's the pen? Where's the goddamn pen? Ah… here it is. Time to calm down. Hand's shaking again. Harder than…
Internal Departments Osobist (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-05-02
This article is not considered official and/or canon The Foundation's successful operation depends primarily on dividing responsibilities between various departments. Some of the Foundation's…
Memory Petit Noir does not match any existing user name (author)
Gene R (translator)
2014-03-06
…and down it with water. Done. Soon I'll believe that 21st of December 2012 was a regular boring day. I'm glad I can forget the experience. Those who rank higher will always retain the memory. That…
Rebranding Mexanik (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-01-19
Mr. Carter and Mr. Marshall are sitting at a table. They are discussing something. The door swings open. Enter Mr. Dark. MR. DARK. Gentlemen, I have an unpleasant piece of news to tell you! Our…
Successful Cooperation And Partnership Rachell (author)
Gene R (translator)
2013-11-05
"Good day, this is "Successful Cooperation and Partnership" training center, we would like to…" That was where I hung up. I know that's impolite. It's their job, yada yada - hell, a couple of…
The Truth About 447 Edward Watts (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-04-03
"Why zombies?" Doctor Alistair, seated on a chair before the O5 council, tried to take up as little space as he could. He knew full well that was of no use, but actions like that have always…
Time Petit Noir does not match any existing user name (author)
Gene R (translator)
2014-07-08
Time was slowly trickling down into the deep subterranean complex of Site 17, flooding its corridors, conquering containment chambers, drowning cells and labs, seeping through meter-thick blast…
Unusual AkkiKama (author)
Gene R (translator)
2015-11-19
It's not easy being unusual. Especially when you're twelve years old. Especially when, due to you being unusual, the people in lab coats have you locked away in an empty metal room. Stacy never…
CONTAIN ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-07
Capture was successful Despite that against our efforts to obtain From here it becomes quite stressful For to keep is much harder than to gain Often the dangers are not apparent Until we start…
Ethics Committee Observer Orientation, Pt. II ghostchibi (author) 2017-09-12
dodgerblue|CHYAMAG##: you are goign to make friends here in this department | **CHYAMAG: you fucking hold onto them
Foundation Rhymes - A Collection of Children's Rhymes With an SCP Personnel Twist ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-09
Someone's Computer Someone's computer sat on a desk Someone's computer fell during a test All of Rosen's tools and all of Rosen's brain Couldn't put the computer together again Computer's owner…
I Talked With 516 One Day ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-17
I talked with 516 one day To see what it might have to say To learn about it even more I asked it “Are you not machine? What makes you stop and intervene From deep within inside your core?” It…
Maintaining A Positive Relationship With Yourself ghostchibi (author) 2017-09-18
Chibi Yamagusuku sits, typing away at his desktop; it's a slightly older model but that's fine, because this is a work computer and not a personal one that needs to be capable of running ten open…
PROTECT ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-08
Pile the bodies, one by one Those we had to kill Blame it on a freak explosion Or mass suicide on the hill Remember we are on the side Of the angels; danger we condemn However, we cannot hide From…
SECURE ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-07
Something is amiss The balance of reality Changes and suddenly tips No longer fifty-fifty Existence here is wrong The sight, the sound, the feel Like some melodious song Created with notes unreal…
Bugs giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-03-14
Given a continuous vector field on the surface of a sphere, there must be at least one point on the field where the vector is equal to zero. Put another way, if you have a sphere which is covered…
Compromised giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-02-04
“We’ve got the results back.” “And?” “Three positively compromised, five more with a confidence of 50% or greater.” “Good. Shuffle them around.” “Yes, sir.” Clearance Level GK-5 Eyes Only Special…
Preparation giant enemy spycrab (author) 2014-07-06
Thump. Thump. Knock. Knock. Knock. The noise gently shook the walls and floors of the small studio apartment. Thump. Thump. Thump. Knock. Knock. The wood carving of Richard Nixon rocked back and…
The Green Prince giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-01-25
The marketplace was busy, as always. Goods being heaved off of and onto ships, merchants trying to raise their voices above the clamor to peddle their wares, the various colorful trinkets being…
A Friend's Words GibberingEloquence (author) 2014-03-27
A tall girl walked along the shore of the beach carrying a green glass bottle. Inside the bottle was a note she wrote. She walked into the water and threw the bottle as far as she could. She had…
A Simple Solution GibberingEloquence (author) 2016-07-07
Author's Note: These gnomes are based on the ones from SCP-1956. The hustle and bustle grew throughout the marketplace as the striped feet of gnomes darted about. The festival was long-awaited,…
Clean Up Act GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-02-17
"I got a dollar and a dime, gonna clean up the green slime, dead bodies are a no-no, alarm says I gotta go go…" sang the translucent and bearded janitor sweeping up gore and blood in some forgotten…
Fish Are Friends, Not Clowns GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-02-19
The tall and imposing captain of the ship was smoking a pipe and checking the map with immense satisfaction inside his great cabin. He was surrounded by well-protected relics and trinkets from…
Hop On Hop Off GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-02-19
It was a dark and stormy night in the Last City. The poor gas lighting flickered and sputtered in the cold, merciless wind. Misshapen constructions leaned into each other and threatened to fall…
Mobile Suit Bumaro Versus Tokyo Ghoul Ion GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-06-16
They faced each other with unyielding gazes and their auras of power increasing in intensity. One was on top of a metallic pillar and the other was on top of a flesh and bone pillar. Both of them…
Nobody Wants To See You Succeed GibberingEloquence (author) 2017-05-07
Nobody walked through the snow, playing with a yo-yo. It had no rope, just a ring around his finger and the wheel. When thrown, the ring guided its trajectory and transmitted sensations of speed and…
Incident Mike Echo Seven Alpha Gnosis (author) 2010-08-09
Richard Gnosis sat there at his desk, staring at his laptop screen in a mix of bewilderment, shock, and relief. Sure, he knew that there was a group of researchers that had been working for the…
Out of Time Goodwill (author) 2012-07-18
Shit. That one almost got me. I'll be fine as long as they keep their distance, though. For now at least. Why? Why the fuck did I have to stumble upon that cave when I was a kid? Why did I go and…
Parenthood Goodwill (author) 2012-07-24
To: Thelma ███████ (█████████@hotmail.com) From: Andrew ███████ (██████@yahoo.com) Sent: June 5th, 2004, 4:23 pm Subject: Big news! Hey mom! Sorry I haven't emailed you in the past month. Things…
Transmissions Goodwill (author) 2015-06-11
To: Director ████ From: Researcher █████████ Subject: Species XC-1105 After 2 months of testing both standard and specialized, my research team and I have come to the conclusion that Species…
14. Mr. Brass GrandEnder (author) 2011-09-28
You're following in line with your traveling companion, your feet a few steps behind him. You surmised him as friendly in your thoughts when you first met him. "Entertaining company", was how you…
Addressing the Second GrandEnder (author) 2012-10-28
Lord Hubris sits opposite Lord Wisdom. He is of the type Kahtar, and his symbol is the crown. To his right is the unknowable, which is invisible and colorless to only him, as he refuses to look upon…
Antivirus GrandEnder (author) 2011-10-24
Audio Log Site 17 PA System The following was taken from backup recordings of Site 17 PA Logs. Due to the circumstance of their retrieval, some of the recordings have been lost or damaged. The…
Basking in the Light GrandEnder (author) 2012-02-06
Network Correspondence #000004 From: Prof. Bjornsen, [07832] To: Dr. Dier, [06302] Dier, SCP-229 has largely been contained, and everything above D-9 has been incinerated or disabled. There's not a…
Birth of an Angel GrandEnder (author) 2011-03-19
Don't panic. I do not panic. Don't worry. I do not worry. Don't fear. I do not fear. Your flesh will become an icon of deliverance, and release your spirit from mortality. I love you. Your soul…
Correspondence GrandEnder (author) 2011-04-06
"For fuck's sake." I told him. 'Him' being Robert E. Brooks, chief of human resources at Site 19. "We've been working on this SCP for the past four months and we've gotten nowhere. It doesn't do…
Dear Cavalier GrandEnder (author) 2011-03-17
Mobile Task Force Pi-1 (aka City Slickers) Incident Recording (START) 22:30 - 900 seconds prior to engagement OP-Sigma-5: MTF we have tactical confirmation, mission is a go. The target is 50 feet to…
In Dread Forever Fled GrandEnder (author) 2012-11-27
I’m sorry, but look at us. We’re still in here, after all this time. We’ve served our sentence and then some, and we’re still in this goddamn prison. It’s not the time to be angry with each other,…
Sperling Computer Protection Services I gravityy (author) 2015-04-27
Got a virus you just can't bust? Is malware holding you or your personal information for ransom? Can't find information on this dubious process anywhere? Sperling Computer Protection Services: We'll…
A Farewell To Kings GreenWolf (author) 2017-10-26
Sierra Dustin reached into her coat and pulled a handgun out of the small painting titled 'Gun No. 44', which was taped to the inside lining.
Moving Pictures GreenWolf (author) 2017-10-28
Thorne held their breath as the lava started to break apart again, offering a clear line of sight on the anartist. 'And by the way, it's Agent Thorne.' They raised the gun and fired.
Obskuracorps Memos Acquired in Operation BLACK ROPE GreenWolf (author) 2018-06-13
At this point, it seems likely that the Golem reactivated, grabbed the Lieutenant's arm and bent it backwards, forcing the knife through his left eye and into his brain.
Permanent Waves GreenWolf (author) 2017-01-23
'Attention. I have placed a memetic bomb within the city of Three Portlands, which will be triggered at exactly 6:40 PM Eastern Standard Time, on January 26th. I have no demands.'
Preliminary Report of J. C. Randall Upon His Party's Efforts to Catalogue the Multiverse GreenWolf (author) 2017-01-05
The document that follows is the first and last written report made by Doctor John Carver Randall during his 1927 expedition to explore the multiverse.
The Analog Kid GreenWolf (author) 2016-05-16
They turned down a side street and ducked into a nearby coffee shop — which proudly advertised itself as “Not Another Fucking Starbucks, Est. Yes” — where they sat down at a corner table to wait.
The Bard of Ambrose GreenWolf (author) 2016-04-26
⟨a_torres⟩ Then you believe that all thinking beings are merely philosophical zombies? ⟨bardeen⟩ Yes.
The Necromancer GreenWolf (author) 2018-09-11
Then it stopped, and standing in front of Carol Vieth was the spectre of John Keynes, father of modern economics, and now the greatest nemesis of the Securities and Exchange Commission.
The Unusual Investigations of Kenneth Spencer and Robin Thorne GreenWolf (author) 2017-11-07
While Kenneth Spencer and Robin Thorne are among the Bureau's most competent and qualified agents with experience in paranormal affairs, I cannot recommend that any efforts be made to recruit them.
Third Law Hub GreenWolf (author) 2016-08-24
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” — Sir Arthur C. Clarke
Vital Signs GreenWolf (author) 2018-09-13
“Come on Kit, let's go make Hoover's ghost proud by conducting an illegal search of the headquarters of a community leader.”
Stormmaster GrimmCreeper (author) 2018-02-20
He was a dark and stormy knight. Stormmaster, as no one but he called himself. Today was the day of the Grand Melee, which meant today was the day Stormmaster would make his name known. He donned…
Stuck in the Past GrimmCreeper (author) 2018-06-19
“Mr. Krain?” I turned around and stared at an unfamiliar face. This couldn’t be happening; I needed more time. I stole the aluminum foil from the broken cabinet, grabbed the sweater that I…
Worst Case Scenario GWBBQ (author) 2011-07-30
Worst Case Scenario "Assume that everything I've told you is true." "What's the worst case scenario?" It's my job to answer that question; it's been my job for the past 22 years. I've been asked…

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Hallow Inside HatIsMyFriend (author) 2015-10-26
It's Halloween. When humans follow a pointlessly old tradition of scaring away spirits with badly made costumes. Alright, fine. We follow pointless traditions too, like crucifying food before…
Don't Call Us, We'll Find You Heiden (author) 2009-05-14
Electronically recorded journal of Dr. Gerard L. Johnston. Recovered after a recommendation for employment was made by his superior, Dr. Devon Corbin. Dr. Johnston's continued employment is being…
Body Bags Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-09-26
He lies in darkness, no sound but his own heartbeat in his ears. The sickly warm air inside the bag suffocates him; the plastic sticks to his skin, making him sweat. How long has it been? Hours?…
Budget Cuts Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-09-22
It was a gloomy day at Site-19. “They just cut our funding again,” Dr. Bergstrom said, speaking around a mouthful of Salisbury steak. “I’m down to two assistants.” “I hear you, man,” Agent Rourke…
Date Night Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-02-19
Alvarez knocked on the open door and stepped into the office. “You asked for me, sir?” Dr. Gears looked up from the files on his desk, fixing his gaze on the young security guard. “Yes, I’ve been…
Troy Lament and the Terror Ferrets of Darkling Lane Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-04-02
I wrote this for the 2016 Crack Fiction Contest. The title I chose was by thedeadlymoose, and came with the requirement that I include my own, original character in the tale. Bonus points would be…
The Subject of Ordinance HiuMentah (author) 2018-01-17
“I have known Auden Klose ever since he got expelled from SVA a few years back. I will not go into detail on why we was kicked out, let’s just say his artwork had too much Are We Cool Yet? flair. I…
Message In A Bottle HK-016 (author) 2009-03-07
The following is a transcript of a handwritten letter found in a 20-ounce glass beverage container, found near Lake [REDACTED] in southwest Wisconsin. Signs of struggle were evident, and upon closer…
Holy War HoldMeCloseTonyDanza (author) 2012-07-01
The five cloaked figures moved through the forest without sound, their crouched frames almost floating through the morning twilight. Nearing the edge of the forest, the leader of the group turned,…
Another Star On The Wall Hornby (author) 2012-02-29
The Foundation buried another of my friends today. He wasn’t the first. And, knowing how this line of work goes, I doubt he will be the last. I first met him when he was giving an orientation to a…
Briefing on SLATE THUNDER (Chaos Insurgency Orientation) Hornby (author) 2012-10-20
Good morning, folks. Help yourself to coffee and bagels. For those of you who don't know me already, I'm Colonel Neil Hornby, Senior Supervisory Intelligence Officer for the Foundation. It's my…
Conspiracy, Epilogue Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Checkmate Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 2130 hours local time This time, it was Harper waiting for Seven in the darkened conference room. Alone, she entered the dimly lit…
Conspiracy, Part I Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Ramifications Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Thursday, 22 December 1988, 0755 hours local time The early morning sun illuminated the large lobby as Timothy Harper strode into the the…
Conspiracy, Part II Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Leads Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Thursday, 22 December 1988, 1158 hours local time As it turned out, the Foundation contained rather a lot of different objects which could explode or…
Conspiracy, Part III Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Investigations Foundation Command-05, Moscow, USSR Friday, 23 December 1988, 0730 hours local time Lighting a cigarette, Harper sat in his temporary office in the Foundation's regional headquarters…
Conspiracy, Part IV Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
The Information Broker British Airways Moscow-London Flight, Somewhere over the North Sea Friday, 23 December 1988, 1900 hours GMT Enjoying a cigarette and nursing a thirty-year-old scotch, Harper…
Conspiracy, Part IX Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Assassination Global Occult Coalition North American Regional Headquarters, Washington, D.C. Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1030 hours local time Like much of official Washington, the GOC's Washington…
Conspiracy, Part V Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Demands Foundation Command-03, Whitehall, UK Saturday, 24 December 1988, 1300 hours local time The explosion was predictable. "He wants what?!" demanded Seven over the secure telephone line. Harper…
Conspiracy, Part VI Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
The Hunt Foundation Research Site-29, Northwest Oman Sunday, 25 December 1988, 0300 hours local time The helicopter touched down at the edge of the base camp for Research Site-29. It wasn't much to…
Conspiracy, Part VII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Welcome to Vladikavkaz Beslan Airport, Vladikavkaz, Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1200 hours local time Harper stepped off the Soviet Yakovlev Yak-42 passenger jet…
Conspiracy, Part VIII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Puzzles Mount Kazbek, Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1545 hours local time Harper found SCP-1440 seated cross-legged on a flat rock, a worn set of playing cards arrayed…
Conspiracy, Part X Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Aftershocks Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 0755 hours local time When Harper arrived at Command-02 on Monday morning, the tension in the air was palpable. Security…
Conspiracy, Part XI Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Interrogation Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 0830 hours local time Harper had only just removed his coat and set down his briefcase when Monica walked in, holding…
Conspiracy, Part XII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Endgame The Mall, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 1130 hours local time Harper decided to take an early lunch to clear his head and consider what he knew. Since Muir's interrogation of…
Conspiracy, Prologue Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Night Raid Park Royal industrial district, London, UK Tuesday, 20 December 1988, 2334 hours local time Sitting in his car a block from the target, Director McDonnell lit his pipe. He hated waiting,…
Incident TA-05-003-██-1 Hornby (author) 2012-02-03
It was supposed to just be an ordinary training operation – you know, push an MTF out the side of a helo in some godforsaken clearing in a Foundation-owned reserve in The Middle Of Nowhere, Canada,…
Neptune Station Hornby (author) 2012-05-31
Neptune Station Theatrical Poster How bad is it? Bad. All communications with Neptune Station have ceased. Sector Twenty-Three’s failsafes are not responding. Do we have any idea what we’re…
Project Heimdall - Prologue Hornby (author) 2012-06-22
"You always did tend to burn the candle at both ends, William." General William Pendergast, the Deputy Director of Foundation Contingency Planning Operations, looked up. His unexpected visitor was…
We Have Dismissed That Claim Hornby (author) 2012-06-22
"This is going to kick the top off the anthill, you know that, right?" General Pendergast asked, looking up from the report. Doctor Rex scoffed, "Yeah, well, I can't help it that Dr. Von Schmidt is…
Here, We Only Got One Rule: Never, Ever Let It Cool Hot-coles (author) 2018-09-19
December 24th "Get plenty of rest tonight, sweetheart. Merry almost Christmas." "Merry almost Christmas, mama." "Don't forget, Santa is coming tonight, so make sure you stay in bed alright?" "Yes,…
Poky Ball Z Hot-coles (author) 2018-09-02
It was your average day at Site-42. Tiny celebrities running about, researchers using memetic expletives, flesh-eating parasites in a vacuum-sealed glass; all the norm. The guards were stirring as…
History Humanmale (author) 2016-09-18
There once was a D-Class from Matlock, Whose dick was too big for his sock, So he rolled up his sheet, All nice and neat, And proceeded to play with his cock. I love you Susan. I love you Susan….
Documents recovered from the residence of Agent Waters hylli (author) 2010-09-17
Please refer to [DATA EXPUNGED] for briefing about Agent Waters and Event [DATA EXPUNGED] These 432 pages of documents were recovered on ██/██/████ from the residence of Agent Waters (KIA) in…

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A Rainy Monday IAmTheOoga (author) 2018-08-30
You walk down the street, on your way home after a long night. It's not yet fully raining, but there's still a slight drizzle about. You had the foresight to wear a waterproof jacket, but while it…
May 13th Ian is Me (author) 2016-03-25
Personal audio log for Agent Jason Finch, May 13th. It is… 13:02 where I am right now. Currently on route to a reported anomalous incident in the town of Pete’s Point, Washington. I have gone over…
What's Real? Ian is Me (author) 2016-04-29
“Agent Powell, this is Site 42. Do you have eyes on the target?” “Negative, doc. Team is in position. We’re approaching manifestation time. Subject should arrive within the next half-hour.” “Good….
Crying Over Spilt Milk ianofdoom2 (author) 2018-09-09
Site 19 was under another containment breach. The MTF team assigned to this breach, upon watching the recordings of the event, were confused at the happenings. A previously unidentified man was seen…
Iceberg puts 135 on ice Iceberg 7 (author) 2009-03-24
█-██-███: While its shape shifting abilities proved to be of some interest for a time, as other shape shifting SCPs were discovered, and after study in to the extreme amount of damage it can cause…
Life's Cold Iceberg 7 (author)
TroyL (rewrite)
2009-03-21
I look into the metallic reflection of myself in the elevator door. I see it every day. Or just about, since sometimes work keeps me on base for days on end. Smooth polished steel. You can see your…
Payday Iceberg 7 (author) 2009-01-26
Another quiet day in this quiet town. On the east side of town stood a bank. It wasn't a large bank, it wasn't a small bank, just a bank. The neighborhood was small, and most importantly, didn't…
...But You Can Never Leave Ihp (author) 2017-10-27
Cassandra Pike woke up in a hotel room, her head throbbing. She sat up and surveyed the room; it had two beds and a pull-out couch, all with purple sheets on them. The lighting was a dull shade of…
A Brief Flashback Ihp (author) 2017-10-30
October 18th The littlest things make the greatest impact upon this world. Two months ago, a dog ran through tall grass somewhere in Ohio, carrying spores on its fur. A child cuddles it. One month…
A journal found in the collection of the Peabody Museum of Natural History Ihp (author) 2017-01-17
May 25th, 1882 I write this on a train to Cheyenne, watching the world go by through the windows. We left Saint Joseph half an hour ago, and the Union Pacific Railroad Line is as uncomfortable as…
A Merry Fellow Ihp (author) 2014-03-18
Thomas Bailey awoke to the sun streaming in through his window. It was 25.6 degrees Centigrade outside, which considering the fact that he was in the Antarctic Circle in the middle of summer, it…
A Multi-Universal Affair Ihp (author) 2014-04-21
First on my list is the Multi-U division. How this kind of breach of protocol has been allowed to continue is beyond me, Ms. Weiss. The entire function of this department appears to be intentional…
A Suicide Note Ihp (author) 2014-08-26
I am going to kill myself. Who am I kidding? I probably can't even die at this point. I know that the cyanide I injected isn't working because of the antitoxins put into my blood over a decade ago….
A Very Bailey Christmas Ihp (author) 2013-12-22
Whenever he had nothing better to do, Tristan Bailey would look at a picture of his family that sat on his desk. In the picture, him, Trevor and Tom were only about 8 years old, standing in front of…
Alternate Character Interpretations Ihp (author) 2013-12-19
New York City "Hey, Sal, got a cig I can have?" Mary-Ann Lewitt looked between her husband and her latest creation, sprayed on the wall of a vacant warehouse, and it was sprayed on the entire wall,…
An Unconventional Tail Ihp (author) 2016-12-15
Electro-swing had never appealed to Agent Quinn MacAllister, but it's what she and her partner were stuck listening to in the car— unlike Crowley and Aziraphale, tapes in their car didn't…
And I Feel Fine Ihp (author) 2012-12-22
Dr. Margaret Reese was awakened by the sound of Joey Tempest's voice. Rubbing her face and standing up from her desk, she sighed at the loudspeaker outside of her office. Someone had decided to…
And Now, He Is Gone Ihp (author) 2014-01-01
“I remember the good old days.” Pat sighed as he dug into his cinnamon pancakes, looking at his three friends. “You remember Carl, guys?” “Carl was a great guy!” affirmed Dwight, taking a swig of…
Another Boring Night Ihp (author) 2015-01-12
Note Bene: It would behoove you to read Unusual Happenings before looking at this tale. Quinn MacAllister felt like a stereotypical cop, eating a doughnut while sitting in an unmarked vehicle,…
Attack of the Keter Skeeters! Ihp (author) 2013-03-25
The date is April 2nd, 2012. The place: the quaint town of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. Observe. Here, we have a member of the SCP Foundation driving to work from his apartment in town. Site 87 is big…
Automata Et Cetera Ihp (author) 2013-08-03
The clockworks on display in the temple were the culmination of many years of hard work by the craftsman. Years of hard, diligent work, many prayers to the god of the forge, innumerable cuts and…
Autumn's End Ihp (author) 2017-10-31
October 30th A single beryllium-bronze bullet landed between the eyes of the Black Autumn, fired from a revolver. It staggered back slightly, and then glared at the shooter, the hole in its head…
Bazyliszek Ihp (author) 2017-05-01
Warsaw 1944 Another airdrop had been intercepted by the enemy. The English had good intentions, but when those ended up being consistently dropped into German territory, one could not help but…
Bloody Pulps and Vines Ihp (author) 2017-10-23
October 22nd Dr. Katherine Sinclair blinked awake through a haze of medication to see a nurse disconnecting her IV drips. She muttered and sat up, rubbing her head. "Mmph. Am I free to go?" "Just…
Closure Ihp (author) 2016-09-03
Dr. Cassandra Pike spent this Friday night the same way she had spent every Friday night for the past three months: curled up on the couch, eating vanilla ice cream mixed with popcorn, watching…
Come Rest Your Head A While Ihp (author) 2017-02-11
Previously on the UIU Series With No Name Agents Quinn MacAllister and Darnell Christman are the only two agents of the FBI's Unusual Incidents Unit in the Midwest, following the disbanding of…
Corvophobia Ihp (author) 2017-10-13
October 19th Halloween was almost upon the Midwestern United States. With it came the changing of leaves, the propping up of foam skeletons, the serving of pies of various flavors, and, in the…
Coyotl Ihp (author) 2017-02-07
Incident Report 2547-55: SCP-2547 manifested in the town of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin, during August 2015, despite meeting none of the criteria for typical manifestation. As Sloth's Pit is both a…
Dance The Danse Ihp (author) 2013-10-27
Halloween is a special time in Sloth's Pit. It is the time that creatures of the night walk in the day, and the legends of the world dance. The Eight Rings was the biggest- and the only- night…
Dr. Keith Partridge and the Strawberry Banana Smoothie of DOOM! Ihp (author) 2018-02-18
July 5th, 2017 Independence Day, in Sloth's Pit, was a cause for confusion, and often mourning. The courthouse had caught fire once again, and nobody could enter town hall due to the volume of The…
Equinox's Rise Ihp (author) 2017-10-30
October 30th At 4:00 in the morning, Charlie Brotzman woke up at his home away from home. He was in a large apartment building in Duluth, within driving distance of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin, his home….
Excerpts From The Medical Tragedy of Dr. Bartholomew Artz, Author Unknown Ihp (author) 2015-02-20
Act Primus, Scene Secundus An Office in Berlin [Enter The Doctor Bartholomew Artz] The Doctor: Alack! Plague is too common in this time And skin is feasted as it festers, boiled And young babes die,…
Excerpts from Training Seminars for Lesser Known Foundation Careers Ihp (author) 2017-02-17
Architectural Zoologist Next slide, Gertrude. Living buildings are surprisingly rare in this day and age, but there are some buildings that the uneducated consider 'alive'. These structures are,…
Facts Concerning Team 15 of Chapterhouse 4 and the Black Book Ihp (author) 2013-08-30
In other worlds far less queer than our own, the Necronomicon is, to some, an everyday part of life. Researchers at Miskatonic University in the fictional Arkham, Massachusetts, pore over it almost…
Following The Leylines Ihp (author) 2017-10-24
Timecode: 10/22/2017 23:49 Chad Darryl: The United States of America is the strangest country in the world. It's full of cryptids, ghosts, aliens, and the government covers it all up. But we know…
Fools of Us All Ihp (author) 2017-04-01
"NO! JUST NO! I QUIT!" The entirety of Site-87 stopped what they were doing as the intercom system came to life and Director Nina Weiss was heard over the loudspeakers, cursing like a drunken Lord…
Grim Ihp (author) 2018-02-12
North East Lincolnshire August 9th, 1943 Howard Millpond, head driver of the 592nd Tunneling Company, looked along the road and contained a whimper in the back of his throat. All along the roadside…
Halloween at S & C Plastics Ihp (author) 2012-10-22
October 24 "I hate this holiday." Doctor Johnathan West cleaned egg off of the card-reader, swiped his ID, and entered the S & C Plastics building. Had this been any other Foundation-owned location,…
Happy Howlidays Ihp (author) 2016-12-07
December 24th, 2015 9:55 AM Christmas in Sloth's Pit had always been chaotic, but this was something different. It was bound to happen eventually; the lunar cycles had aligned in such a way that the…
Here Comes The Bogeyman Ihp (author) 2017-10-21
October 20th Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin was quiet. It wasn't right; with Halloween just over a week away, it should have been bustling with children running home after school to stare at the windows of…
Hotline: Eventide Ihp (author) 2018-02-19
While Sloth's Pit is one of the more animated Nexuses in the United States, greatly distorting the Anomaly Occurrence Value of the entire Midwest, Wisconsin is only the second-most anomalous state….
Implanting God Ihp (author) 2014-06-23
Oh Great Lord of Silicon, Lord of the Modern Age, give me the wisdom to comprehend your true form through the Great Computation, the energy to power my life and the lives of those around me, and…
Incident 239-Abridged Ihp (author) 2013-07-19
This report is STUPID. All people involved in it are complete and utter weirdos. On ██-██-████, Dr. A. Clef made the following recommendation on the log re: SCP-239 Let me get this straight: we've…
Issue 100 Ihp (author) 2013-01-20
"What the hell do you mean there's been a breach?" "Well, no SCPs have broken out, but… someone's made a video about us. Specifically, the comic books we keep finding." "So some small-time comic…
It's Just A Jump To The Left Ihp (author) 2017-10-28
October 28th The former house of Richard Gideon had been left abandoned in the middle of a wild apple orchard. Sloth's Pit had three different orchards in it, all of which were said to have been…
Kirche Ihp (author) 2017-05-09
The German Border, near Dresden February 15th, 1945 Calling them members of a charitable foundation was half-right. The instant the bombs stopped on the fifteenth, a platoon from Prague —…
Last Days at Camp Ihp (author) 2013-02-23
"All right, Campers! Who hasn't fed Big Bear yet? We can't go to bed until Big Bear's nice and full!" At the back of the dining hall, a shy little girl held up her hand. She hadn't said a word since…
Life in the Multiverse Ihp (author) 2013-02-03
"Portal's stabilized. You're good to go. Say hi to 507 if you see him." The operator of the portal chuckled at his joke. Trevor Bailey stepped through the portal to F-601432-Gamma; he emerged in the…
Local Legends Ihp (author) 2013-06-18
Let me tell you about the Goatman, children. Baby Bone Bridge, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. The old stone bridge is decrepit, nearly falling apart. The only people who come out here nowadays are…
Midnight Plane Going Anywhere Ihp (author) 2017-05-03
Previously on the UIU Series With No Name… And now,on to our adventure! Quinn MacAllister and Darnell Christman have arrived back in Cinncinnati to deliver the remains of an anomalous humanoid…
Of Portals, Plasma Cannons And Other Boring Things Ihp (author) 2015-03-11
Foundation Liaison Dexter Adams groaned as he entered the wreckage that was the bank's basement, noticing the crews still trying to open a large, metal door that took up most of the room. He looked…
Oricha's Folly Ihp (author) 2015-05-28
SignaledGospel.Com/Orichalcum Logs from #augmentedandproud chat, 2/5/2011 Prometheus Labs Grant Request File #2814-58 Telekill Project Test 58 Conversation Overheard Immediately Prior To An…
Pictures of Plastic People Ihp (author) 2017-10-22
October 21st Isaiah Howard Pickman dragged himself out of the archives for the first time in twenty hours. The man was no more than forty, but years of working in the dark, retrieving this and that…
Playing with Flames Ihp (author) 2013-06-09
The Foundation really isn't comfortable with using terms like "magic". We know that magic exists, but calling it that implies that it can't be explained by quantifiable, scientific means. For…
Satyr's Reign Ihp (author) 2015-04-07
Dr. Katherine Sinclair used a copy of the Plutonic Codex to beat off an undead Jeffery Dahmer, seriously questioning the choices in life that had led her to this point. The cultists were all dead…
Scarecrow Factory Ihp (author) 2017-10-25
October 24th On the western part of the Hubble estate, there was a sign that proudly proclaimed "Birthplace of Gourdon, Largest Pumpkin in Wisconsin, 1969". Behind it was a pumpkin patch which,…
Send in the Clowns Ihp (author) 2013-12-08
Agent Whitaker woke up, groaning. He felt like he had one hell of a hangover; there was a noise in his head that sounded like that annoying National Weather Service "braaaaaak" noise, and his face…
Stupendous Containment Procedures Ihp (author) 2014-02-26
Chagrin Falls, Ohio The phone rang in Mr. Watts's room. Though he was only six years old, he got several phone calls, and he was very important. Normally, he would direct them to his assistant, but…
Taproots Ihp (author) 2015-02-02
The trouble started with a supposed "gas leak" at a bank all the way across the state. Quinn was too busy to wonder why the Skippers had such an uncreative cover story, because she was driving,…
Tax Man Ihp (author) 2014-04-18
Site 87 is one of those sites the O5s don't generally like to talk about. However, they do still have to monitor us. So, every couple of years, they send out an auditor to make sure the site hasn't…
The 12 Days of Site 87's Christmas Ihp (author) 2014-12-20
On the First day of Christmas, 87 Gave to me… Tristan Bailey started putting up the Christmas tree. He had drawn the short straw, and was tasked with putting up the tree this year, which had been…
The Great Site-87 Bakesale Ihp (author) 2017-04-11
Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin Summer 1992 "I'm sorry, but what." This was the near-universal reaction to the fact that Site-87 had been underfunded by exactly five thousand, four hundred and twenty-one…
The Heresy of Disassembly Ihp (author) 2014-06-30
Sometimes, when he was alone, Robert Bumaro wished he could weep. He sat in his private chamber, meditating on the words of the Broken God, feeling great pain. The Church was his life, his…
The Kitchen Nightmare Ihp (author) 2018-09-02
Addendum: In July of 2018, an abandoned house within Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin suddenly manifested properties similar to those encountered in SCP-2856. At the time, Foundation Researcher Katherine…
The Lizard in the Mosaic Ihp (author) 2017-11-15
Sicily 287 C.E. The traveling menagerie made its final stop for the year in Sicilia. Within its cages, creatures from across Rome were viewed — and taunted — by the public. Children mocked the…
The Old Ice Ihp (author) 2015-06-11
illustrations by SunnyClockwork It was cold. Not the type of cold that the air conditioners brought into the Foundation every day of every year. It was the type of cold reserved for a dark,…
The Rest of the Story Ihp (author) 2013-12-11
Simon Glass was kicking himself for the decision the narrator had made. "Sending Clef and Dimitri on a fucking sabbatical?! What were they thinking!" His behavior produced several bizarre looks…
There's Magic in the Air Ihp (author) 2014-05-08
I find the Theology Department to be quite troubling at this site. The Occult Studies subdivision in particular has been gum in the hair of Site 87 ever since it was founded. There are currently…
UnScience Ihp (author) 2013-08-21
"Explain to me the appeal of this, John." Dr. Reese leaned on the counter as she waited for the popcorn to finish. "I mean, those shows are just so trashy… not a shred of scientific fact behind…
Unshelved Ihp (author) 2017-10-27
October 25th Claude Mattings sat with his head in his hands in one of Site-87's break rooms. He had a bottle of hard cider in front of him, sealed. He'd found it in Cassandra's quarters, with a…
Unusual Happenings Ihp (author) 2014-08-13
Christmastime in Ohio used to mean bright lights all over, moderately snowy weather, and people who were normally the scum of the Earth giving some token effort to donate to the Salvation Army or…
You Can Check Out Any Time You Want... Ihp (author) 2017-10-13
Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin Anomalous Incidents Records 911 Call made on 18/10/2017 from the Pyramid Inn, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin to Douglas County Dispatch Begin Transcript Dispatch: Douglas County 911,…
Last Mission of Zeus-4 Illyrias_Acolyte (author) 2018-02-13
Recovery Log Transcript Date: ██/██/████ Recovery Team: Mobile Task Force Zeus-4 "Dire Thunder" Subject: Site-22 Team Lead: Alpha Team Members: Omega, Gamma, Delta Abstract: After Site-22 suffered…
Most Beautiful Things Illyrias_Acolyte (author) 2018-08-09
Stories are a thing of great power. What is history if not a type of story, told by those who prevailed? What power is there in knowing nothing of where your people began? Our memories are long, our…
Not with a Whimper but with a Bang Illyrias_Acolyte (author) 2018-05-24
Emma should have put a bullet in his head when he initially displayed signs of infection. That was protocol. She didn’t. She couldn’t. The only thing for it was to quarantine him where he wouldn’t…
The Scent of the Worm Illyrias_Acolyte (author) 2018-09-06
The apartment complex had too many entrances for Nathan’s taste, but that was the cost of doing business in this case. There was also the matter of it being one-thirty on a Thursday night, and in…
Worse Than Fear Illyrias_Acolyte (author) 2018-02-06
Jo Lowe was not the brightest person at Site 118. She was not the most skilled, or the most punctual, or the most professional. It was usually for one of these reasons, or one of her many other…
Don Ferreiro's Lie-Katana Impslayer (author) 2010-09-09
Professor Ferreiro allowed himself another sigh as he swiped his access card across the barcode scanner. Today had not been a good day. Not that this was a particularly unusual experience for…
Banana Smoothie InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-09-25
"So, let's get this straight. It's… a deer, with airbags?" The corpse was unceremoniously dumped onto the dissection table. The dog-clam had been removed and placed in a small pet carrier outside…
Canola Oil Panic InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-14
Nathaniel Atkinson rang up the green and red nozzle, holstering it in the 7-Eleven gas pump, his other hand occupied with a half-eaten dragonfruit. The pump offered him a receipt, abruptly, which…
Existential Crisis InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-11-03
One could not say that that Lucas Johann was a hard-working individual. In fact, one could not even make the statement that Lucas Johann was fit for enrollment at the University of Chicago. It would…
How To Debate An Armchair InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-09
As with any day in the life of House God, the morning began not with an alarm, not with the cock's cry, and nor by the creaking of the floorboards. No, the morning began with the daily shouting…
It Grows On Trees InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-28
To be frank, Atkinson hadn't expected the object to create cockroach-like entities with thorns covering their exoskeletons. For organisms composed of plant matter, they packed enough of a punch to…
Just Like Me InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-09
In effect, Nathan, nor Doctor Hart, had exactly expected that the residue would react so violently to the chemicals found in a field testing kit. Neither did they really expect that it would cause a…
Shellfish For Breakfast InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-09-23
The biologists observed as the former canine spewed its guts from its new thoracic orifice. It used them like a clam's foot to drag itself across the linoleum floor. Nathaniel's expression was one…
Memories Iron_wofle (author) 2011-11-22
Memories Jason surveyed the scene. The place was a mess, broken glass scattered across the floor, small puddles of blood and chemicals here and there, and three dead bodies lying in the middle of…

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April 9th, 2690 J E S T E R (author) 2018-04-18
System. The Fifth Church started a pilgrimage directly into the Sun, and the Solar Occult Coalition is currently attempting to eliminate the Crab Pulsar. The primary cause behind this interstellar expansion was the destruction of Earth by SCP-094.
Please, Say My Name J E S T E R (author) 2018-06-09
He was born into a cold and empty world. His location was irrelevant, for he only knew of two places; his barren home and the foreign outside world. He didn't know where he was, why he was there, or…
1 Jack Ike (author) 2016-05-22
☦An ending.☦ 1. That was the current population of beings inhabiting the entire, extended multiverse. One single sapient being lay sleeping on the last patch of solid matter, topped with the last…
Adam's Worthless - Choose Yokim Jack Ike (author) 2017-03-15
The words went straight to his heart, shattering what little self-confidence he still had. The cluttered, shadow-filled room seemed like a perfect reflection of his own inner being at that time….
Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
Yanma Mirski sat on the concrete floor staring at the small gem before him. For the past dozen months he had sat at the bottom of this gloomy hexagonal vault, as he was doing now. The wall opposite…
Charon (Part 2: Katabasis) Jack Ike (author) 2016-11-26
« Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) || Charon (Part 2: Katabasis) || Charon (Part 3: Asphodel) » The taste of the coffee was repulsively bitter. Yanma Mirski considered spitting the mouthful out to save…
Charon (Part 3: Asphodel) Jack Ike (author) 2017-12-01
« Charon (Part 2: Katabasis) || Charon (Part 3: Asphodel) || ??? » «« Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) Date Unknown. Everything changed. Burning, surging forth, the wave blasted outwards as fast as it…
Christmas Propaganda Jack Ike (author) 2016-12-23
'Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the Site, Not a single man stirred, Not during that night. The chambers were locked and sealed with great care, In hopes that their contents…
CODE NAME: ████ ███ - The Truth Jack Ike (author) 2016-06-17
What is the easiest way to hide the identity of SCP-001? This would have been a perplexing question for the Administrator who had conceived General Notice 001-Alpha. How do you hide the most…
D-2000 Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-19
From: Foundation Global Administration, Requisitions Division To: Researcher Byzant Subject: Approval of D-Class request for SCP-4932 Researcher Byzant, Your request for 1,250 D-Class personnel…
Himinbjörg Jack Ike (author) 2017-06-15
Abstract: Contact was lost with Site-19 on 2 February 2087, following the initiation of a Category 5 (“Catastrophic”) Containment Breach Lockdown. Amalgamate Task Force 4 (“Götterdämmerung”) was…
Holding On Jack Ike (author) 2016-10-26
In a small room, a man who sometimes exists greets a man who should no longer be. The first man enters the room with purpose, with pride. His clothes are neither grand nor humble; a light grey…
Parasport Dossier: Parasport Drag Racing Jack Ike (author) 2018-08-11
PARASPORT DOSSIER Parasport Drag Racing Overview APDRA Parasport Drag Racing Groups of Interest Operation GLEIPNIR Footnotes OVERVIEW OF PARASPORT DRAG RACING Parasport drag racing is…
Rebar Nightmares Jack Ike (author) 2017-06-15
Finally, it was time for his grand escape. It was the time of month when they would need to come in and clean his cell again; three people in jumpsuits, one with a mop to clean up the pungent mess…
The Conceptual Theology of Physical Existence Jack Ike (author) 2017-04-01
Yesterday, I learnt a fact that will change my life forever. Over a week or two, it'd been slowly fitting together, but it was only yesterday the last piece fell in. Useless information if you…
The Keysmith's Bootstrap Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
The smell of salt and the sound of quietly lapping waves suddenly appears. I fall, the solid floor previously supporting me now vanished, down to the surface of the water I know is below me. I…
Win Condition Jack Ike (author) 2017-01-20
It had been so long since Charles had felt human, away from the muck, pestilence and waste. His own body felt uncomfortable, foreign to him; his last wash had been months ago. Mites and lice crawled…
Daddy Jack Rankin (author) 2009-12-20
Dear Diary, Hello! My name is Lucy Campbell and I am 8 years old. When I grow up I want to be an actress like Emma Watson because she is very pretty! My mummy is also very pretty and very clever and…
An Axton to Grind JackalRelated (author) 2018-08-19
EPISODE 1: AN AXTON TO GRIND The man in the trilby passed a small crowd outside an electronics store, catching a glimpse of the news station the televisions were turned to. "… got reports of…
ARBH-Class Debrief File JackalRelated (author) 2018-06-13
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 3/ARBH CLASSIFIED ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 3/ARBH AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION. …
Do Not Collect $200 JackalRelated (author) 2018-04-20
Hello! Enter your login information for Foundation WebNET. │ /serv IDENTIFY PIETROVITCH-W │ ++ Accessing user… (100%) │ ++ Please enter password: │ /password skipsecurity231225 │ ++ Welcome,…
Kaleidoscope of Guilt JackalRelated (author) 2018-09-05
PART 1: KALEIDOSCOPE OF GUILT Dr. Daryl Loyd walked into the break room, populated by eight other personnel. He sighed, knowing he'd have to interact with them. He recognized one of the…
The Last of LARPA JackalRelated (author) 2018-06-13
Provisional Site-136/LARPA "Boromine Branch" Boromine, Nevada - Site-136, Section Twelve 07/25/2022, 10:24 AM "Containment breach in Sections Twelve and Ten. All personnel evacuate the West…
The Morality of Insects JackalRelated (author) 2018-06-13
Epsiode #: 083 Transcript Provided Guest Stars: Dr. James Petahn, Mr. Michael Simmons by 3N Network TRANSCRIPT - 8:00 PM, 3/19/2022 DALY: Hello, America. I'm your host, Daniel Daly,…
Zero Hour JackalRelated (author) 2018-06-15
Provisional Site-136/LARPA "Boromine Branch" Boromine, Nevada - West Sector Control Room 07/25/2022, 11:02 AM "Time's up." Petahn lunged quickly at Simmons, who stepped back. Petahn clutched his…
15-11-2012 Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-08-06
The air was still as snow fell upon a forest clearing outside of Minsk. Here and there a few dead tuffs of grass would appear above the powder, but otherwise the blanket of snow was pristine. At the…
Aboard the Train to Berlin Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-12-30
Nuremberg, Germany Fall, 1944 When Franz Hoffmann had first been selected to join the Ahnenerbe Obskurakorps, his father made sure to contact him. Herr Hoffmann, a longstanding member of the Thule…
After They Broke Our Fists Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-05-25
Only the tips of Denver's skyscrapers still protruded above the sea: glass tombstones for citizens that were washed away years ago. Within one of those lonesome monoliths, a young man in a red and…
All Hallows' Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-10-06
October 1st, 2017 Site Director Edgar Holman sat in his office at Site-64, a small file's worth of paperwork spread out before him. Researcher Cooper sat in a chair on the opposite side, her…
Ana Hums Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-12-31
Dr. Adileh Khayyam entered the Site-43 cafeteria with analytical eyes, scanning from table to table with a slight frown until they settled upon a pale, tired-looking woman with short, black hair….
Assault on Site-64 Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-09-11
Greetings fellow Insurgents. As many of you are likely aware, in exactly twenty-four hours, we will begin an assault upon the Foundation facility known as Site-64. Site-64 Anomalous Materials…
Bal-chatri Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-23
Arcs of electricity left Vincent Anderson’s body as he walked through the Three Portlands rain, the wayward bolts striking nearby buildings and light fixtures as he slowly marched down the center of…
Bridges Burnt Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-07-21
Tom and Jill Herring had been in the middle of dinner when they were interrupted by a knock at the front door. Rolling his eyes in annoyance, Tom went to answer. He was greeted by a tattered Daniel…
Building Up Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-21
Researcher Conwell looked around his office. The few meager possessions he had used to decorate were now placed in a box on the desk. Conwell let out a deflating sigh. He wanted to say it had been a…
Closed Game Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-09-09
The gunfire stopped as suddenly as it had started. An unmarked van that had been driven off the deserted road sported several new bullet holes. The driver's door opened and a body slumped out. A…
Consolidation Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-05
We're here. I'll send you a response when the dust has settled. I hope you have a plan B, because I'm honestly expecting this whole thing to crash and burn. Your concern is noted, but I think…
D-5111 Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-09-18
Day 1 D-5111 woke with a sudden jolt, and a splitting headache. As she rapidly blinked, her eyes adjusting to the low light of her environment, she took the time to look around. She was dressed in…
Decisions We Make Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-25
Sunday, May 9th, 2021 Agent Sasha Merlo sat within the office of Edgar Holman, Director of Foundation Site-64 and a longtime friend. As she relaxed in one of the comfortable chairs he kept in…
End of Line Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-04-26
"Glad to see everyone here." "For those of you who don't know me, I am MTF Commander Jessie Merlo of Gamma-13. This is Commander Damion Creed of Tau-51. Those of you from Mu-13, welcome." "Let's get…
Family Disclosure Protocol Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-06-29
Family Disclosure Protocol: Revision 90 Jeremiah Cimmerian, Phillip Foster, Jeffery Jacobs Abstract: Humans, by our very nature, are social creatures. We gather, we find partners, and we form…
Finding Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-04-20
Agent Clarissa Shaw stood silently, looking into the contents of a Site-64 interrogation room. Sitting at the table inside was a Saker who called itself Miles Wilson, an android designed to resemble…
Good As New Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-09-07
Aaron Howell sat quietly on his bed. While a normal eleven year old boy might be busy creating epic space battles with his toys, this one just did not have the energy. The late afternoon sun peered…
Hector and Jacob Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-08-20
The man woke up with a severe pain in his head and looked around, brushing a few locks of hair out of his eyes in the process. He sat against the base of a tall deciduous tree in the middle of a…
Hunting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-03-25
Agent Sasha Merlo sat alone in her office at Site-64. Her neck length brunette hair was neatly tied in a ponytail as she leaned back in her office chair, feet resting upon her desk. Her eyes were…
If You Are Reading This... Decibelles (author)
djkaktus (author)
Jacob Conwell (author)
Roget (author)
Zyn (author)
2017-11-17
Throughout the various facilities of the SCP Foundation, it is not uncommon for the facility Ethics Committee liaison to collect letters from the personnel. These letters are typically addressed to…
J. T. H. Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-20
Navarro groaned loudly as he placed his right hand to his head. He felt as if someone had attempted to crack it open, but failed and decided to punch it repeatedly instead. Slowly, he propped…
Last Meetings Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-03-27
As he placed the last of his possessions in a box, an elderly man with a walnut cane gave one last look around the room. His name was Dr. Zachary Johnson, and the office he had worked in for the…
Looking Ahead Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-08-09
An old man sat at his desk. The beeping and buzzing of the lab in the adjoining room produced a repetitive tune. He looked at the pictures on his desk. A melancholy smile crept on his lips. "Hey,…
Make Portland Weirder Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-17
August, 1970 As Agent Josephine Creed sat beneath a pine tree in Oregon’s Milo McIver State Park, she came to the realization that she hated her current assignment. Wearing plainclothes during a…
Meeting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-05-11
Agent Sasha Merlo yawned as she slowly moved through the halls of Site-64, a mug of stale coffee in her hands. She had not gotten much sleep over the past few days. The current rush to extract as…
Meeting Over Coffee Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-15
Daniel Navarro sat alone at a secluded table in a coffee house in Portland. Rather than the usual attire he wore while acting as an agent for the Foundation, here he sat in a set of street clothes….
Middlegame Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-09-18
"Hey, Damian?" she asked. The man who was drifting to sleep next to her stirred. "Yeah?" "This isn't going to last, is it? You and I?" "Given the turnover rate for MTF agents, probably not?" "Why…
No Good Deed Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-09
January 18th, 2020 As the doctors, nurses, CNAs, and other hospital personnel carried out their duties within Portland's St. Vincent's Hospital, a man in a blue and silver suit weaved his way…
No Matter What Mask You Wear Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-10-08
September, 2012 Two androids stood by a window within the employee lounge of Anderson Robotics World Headquarters. Outside, the Three Portlands sky grew dark as the sun set behind overcast clouds,…
No One Should Be Alone Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-22
Researcher Conwell sat alone at his desk. The sound of his typing filled the silence that otherwise engulfed the lab. With a large yawn, he took the opportunity to check the clock. It was 7:48 PM,…
Non-Volatile Memory Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-02-23
When Vincent Anderson regained control of his motor functions, he found himself sitting on an overstuffed armchair in a secluded alcove of the Wanderer's Library. Tall shelves towered over him, each…
Paper Pusher Jacob Conwell (author) 2013-09-12
Researcher Clayton stood before the small office door and double-checked to make sure he was in the right place. The room was so out of the way that it looked like it had been built as an…
Priorities Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-09-25
Researcher Rose Labelle gave a heavy sigh as she entered one of many Site-19 interview rooms, slowly closing the door behind her. She waited a few seconds, then turned. Already sitting at the table…
Products Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-11
Ms. Harrison sat quietly in a rundown inner-city apartment, the table before her and the chair she sat in being the only furniture in the room. Directly across from her, four objects were obscured…
Razumite Games Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-03-28
A xenobiologist and a botanist sat beneath the shade of a tree in the forest outside Site-93. The latter rested her head on the former’s shoulder and softly hummed. After several moments, she…
Simple Sketches Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-06-24
Researcher Conwell stood over the restraint table. SCP-1360 stared back. Its white plastic eyes seemed emotionless as it followed Conwell’s every move. Four security officers stood nearby, each…
Tearing Down Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-25
Saker #76 sat behind the desk of Dr. Gregg Collins, wearing a synthetic biological casing that was a genetic match to the doctor of the same name. Nearly two years prior, #76 had tracked down Dr….
The Best Laid Plans Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-03-21
Despite its confined spaces and crowded plazas, the Wanderer's Library offered plenty of locations where one could perform complex Data Transmutation experiments away from prying eyes. In this case,…
The Blackbird and The Falcon Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-03-21
=SCP Foundation= Department of Human Resources Office of Psychological Health Services Routine Psychological Health Screening Transcript November 17th, 2022 Attending: Dr. D.H. Aeslinger, Psy.D….
The Homecoming of Eta-13 Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-12-11
Within the cramped dirt tunnels of the Gate Passage a group of eleven humans dressed in the field gear of an SCP Foundation task force limped onward. They were beaten, bloodied, bruised, and carried…
The Templar Incident Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-05-26
In a lonely office at Site-64 sat a short young man with salt and pepper hair. Across from his desk was a casually dressed woman with neck length brunet hair tied back in a ponytail. Several old…
The Vanishing of Vincent Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-02-11
Vincent Anderson sat motionless in his containment cell at Site-19, his attention focused on the alarm klaxons in the distance. While such sounds were not uncommon, the current alert had been…
Three Farewells djkaktus (author)
Jacob Conwell (author)
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Ties That Bind Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-04-16
Phineas looked himself over in the bathroom mirror. Where have the years gone, old man? he thought to himself. His bald head reflected the bathroom lights. Veins were faintly visible beneath his…
Volatile Memory Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-04-05
Assistant Director of Task Forces Clarissa Shaw sighed and removed her glasses. Closing her eyes, she rubbed the bridge of her nose. The image of Vincent Anderson screaming bloody murder while being…
Wayfarers Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-02-22
T-0 Hours Within the interior of SCP-2344 was a section unlike any other. Rather than a pitch black tunnel of packed dirt, the Gate Passage was fully lit by an unseen source. Thick ivy covered…
We Boldly Went Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-03-05
Standing in the heart of an evergreen forest were two men, each wearing the tattered remains of an MTF uniform. Faded and spattered with dirt and grime, the Eta-13 emblem was still visible on their…
What Happened Beneath Cronos Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-11-30
"He's going to find out," a young Joseph Bell sighed as he walked alongside Jeremy Walsh through a forested path on their way home from school. "And when he does he's going to kick our ass." Joseph…
Where They Kept Their Copies Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-04
Cameron Torren gave a sigh, took one last sip of coffee, and waited for the stage manager to give him the thumbs up. The signal came, and in a flash, he bolted out onto the set amid cheers and…
Site-30's Janitor JanitorCakeworth (author) 2018-07-20
In a dark, dark, dark closet, within the bowels of Site-30, an intercom crackled to life. "Janitor Worth, you're needed in the humanoid containment units. A D-Class just got terminated in an…
Green Pawn JanitorialSnail (author) 2013-02-03
Site-40 A young boy walked lazily around Site 40, watching brooding soldiers and overworked scientists make their daily rounds. He was a janitor, with access only to what he needed to fix, and the…
A Few of My Favorite Things Jarl Gullberg (author) 2016-11-01
These are a few of my favorite things.
The Last Site jeffusano (author) 2016-11-16
Chapter One Site-80 Logbook Security Log: Romeo-249.2 Date: 04/23/2021 Begin Log: 10:34 a.m. – Site breach warning activated. Breaches detected in Keter wing, unit 12 and unit 15. Automated…
An Faq Part Two; Or, Your Hume Questions Answered Jekeled (author) 2014-08-23
Do you, too, have a question (or questions) about Humes? Put them down below and they will be answered. Q: What do areas of high (or low) Hume concentration look like? -Dr. S A: An area of low Hume…
An FAQ; Or, What The Hell Is A Hume? Jekeled (author) 2014-08-22
Q: So what the hell is a Hume? A: A good question! A Hume is a way to determine the strength and/or amount of reality in a given area. Now, you may have issues with reality being measured this way,…
Children Will Listen Jekeled (author) 2018-06-15
Note: This is Part 6 of a 7-part story. It is recommended that you start from the beginning with SCP-3475 - Our Shifting Foundations. Annette chose a school. Of course they chose a school. The…
Into the Woods Jekeled (author) 2018-06-05
I have locked a door that no longer exists. The concept of doors is already gone. Anyone walking past will see… well, I don't know, but it won't be my door. My door is special to me, though; years…
It Takes Two Jekeled (author) 2018-06-13
I lay on the hill and stare at the sky. The stars dance underneath the patchy clouds, casting no light above or below. I was on the committee that made the stars up. We had two days to figure out…
Quid Non Scitum Est Jekeled (author) 2013-01-26
The former Great Hall of the Nine-Teenth Ruin was, for the first time that year, completely full, an observation that Cardinal Frakes made with no small amount of pride. Dignitaries from every…
`Twas The Night Before Christmas jerf (author) 2016-12-22
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the site not a Keter is stirring, to My great delight. The paperwork filed in the cabinets with care, each one a story of objects most rare,…
Programmed to Receive Jim North (author) 2018-04-25
Faraway Voices Hub (TBA) | Showing the Way » Janice sighed as she settled back into the seat of her rental car. Behind closed eyelids, she wearily tried to wipe everything about the past several…
Showing the Way Jim North (author) 2018-05-26
« Programmed to Receive | Faraway Voices Hub (TBA) | In the Master’s Chambers (TBA) » "Missing." Both men fell silent as Janice leveled her unbelieving gaze at each of them in turn. "You lost an…
Unstoppable Jim North (author) 2018-08-13
D-2172 squinted one eye and then the other, trying to figure out which one had the least amount of sleep gunk stuck in the corners. When she finally decided it was the right, she rubbed a fist into…
Ars Gratia Artis Joreth (author) 2017-06-19
Art alone makes life possible – this is how radically I should like to formulate it. I would say that without art man is inconceivable in physiological terms […] Man is only truly alive when he…
Iteration F Joreth (author) 2017-04-01
You are currently viewing Additional Document, Iteration F of the documentation for this entity. This article isn't contained with the rest because it's sinful. This entry also contains many…
Recovered Document 4761: CotBG-82 Joreth (author) 2012-07-06
Great Brookham, Surrey - DAILY MAIL PUBLISHED: 06:10 GMT, 18 April 2004 | UPDATED: 07:31 GMT, 18 April 2004 TEENAGE 'CULT' MEMBERS STRIKE TWICE IN ONE MONTH TO USE ABANDONED VEHICLES FOR OFFERINGS …
Why Change? Joreth (author) 2012-09-13
It was memetic after all. This all began with Dr. Vang being booted out of the Foundation. I started working with Dr. Vang 5 years after I got my bachelor's and getting recruited because of my cum…
I Am Ready Josef Kald (author) 2010-10-08
There is a man In my attic Walking around With a soft patter With a loud clatter They brought my cat back With an espionage bug So I wrung its neck With a harsh crack And a soft snap There is a man…

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13th-23rd December 2008 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-25
13/12/2008 To Dr. Kain As you know, the holiday season is fast arriving. As such, it is the time for joy, happyiness, good will towards all men, that sort of thing. And the reason I'm writing this:…
1st - 12th December 2008 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-13
02/12/2008 I got nearly no sleep yesterday. I was so consumed with the extractor that all my previous appointments I either forgot, or simply blew off. Unprofessional and immature, I know, but I…
24th December 2008 14th January 2009 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-02-18
24/12/2008 Well, Christmas Eve is here, and I believe Mr. Kringle may have infected the staff with cheer, because the amount of work getting done is non existent. Of course, I'm one to talk… I'm…
Experiment Log 040 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-13
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, utilizing SCP-040 in obtaining base materials for the "Olympia Project". Date: 13/12/2008 Pre-Experiment Note: I think it's about time we started trying to…
Experiment Log 158 AG Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-11-29
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, regarding SCP-158 in use for the "Olympia Project". Date: 29-11-2008 Pre-Experiment Note I've gathered up several D-Class personnel, having interviewed and…
Experiment Log 784-BETA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2010-01-10
Experiment Log – SCP-784-BETA Purpose: To discover the appropriate nerve endings that SCP-784 must be connected to in order to function correctly. To replenish stock of SCP-784, in order to allow…
Experiment Log 914 Theta Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-06
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, utilizing SCP-914 in obtaining base materials for the "Olympia Project". Date: 05/12/2008 Pre-Experiment Note: This is to produce the base materials I need…
Of Able Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-09-11
The wind was harsh and cold, swirling gouts of the snow rippling around the man's thin frame, staining his black cloak like stars in the night sky. It tugged at his ragged clothing, sucking what…
Olympia Integration Experiment ALPHA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-22
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K. P. Crow Experiment Aims: To construct the physical body of the subject using…
Olympia Integration Experiment BETA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-27
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K.P. Crow Experiment Aims: To integrate the physical body of the subject with the…
Olympia Integration Experiment GAMMA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-28
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K.P. Crow Experiment Aims: To test the properties, capabilities and limitations of the…
Production Model Changes and Procedures Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-01-02
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Changes to Olympia Prime (Production Model Template): Left eye is to come from Experiment 914 THETA Test Subject…
Target Practice Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-03-11
The fly floated down onto the nose of the statue gently, watching its surroundings carefully for any sign of a predator. Content with the fact that there were none, it began cleaning itself,…
The Warrior And The Dragon Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-10-25
Able paced towards the towering monstrosity casually, nonchalant in his motions, swaggering and grinning as he did so. A massive two-handed claymore was held in place over one of his shoulders, the…
Saudade, vol. 1 Kakroom (author) 2018-02-18
He sat up on his bed, rubbing at his eyes as he attempted to banish the pleasant dreams from which he had been so abruptly removed. "Terribly sorry, sir," a voice echoed in the dark. "Call for you."…
Training Day Kakroom (author) 2018-02-19
A story. A man on his deathbed gathers up his friends. They have all served him well and justly, and it's time to divvy up the legacy of a life well lived. He takes the wisest among them, and…
A Night at the Movies Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
TO: O5-7 FROM: Pendergast, William RE: Planetary Survey Data - Relevant URGENCY: HIGH Sir, The latest data from Khevtuul 5 is in. We have two possible exoplanets that are theoretically suited for…
After Action Report 2272' Kalinin (author) 2016-11-07
On 7 November 2016, 0430 Eastern Daylight Time, operatives with Local Mobile Task Force 352-Dalet received reports from Major League Baseball wire services that RHP Ellis Canastota had been…
And Again Kalinin (author) 2016-01-09
The little boy hid behind a tall sycamore tree, the wind sending a steady rain of orange and red leaves over the field behind the school. The boy adjusted his satchel again, deciding that he would…
Casa de Jacinta / Jacinta de la Casa Kalinin (author) 2017-02-10
Aurelio always rides too fast. I told him as much on the last night I saw him. Do you really need to die in a way that will leave such a mess? It's so unfair to the rest of us that we have to see…
Continued Deliberations Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
O5-2 let the e-mail alert fade from her terminal screen without opening it. She already knew that the Foundation had suffered more casualties in the past twenty-four hours than all of the last five…
Dimensions 2, 3, and Onward Kalinin (author) 2018-06-15
The alarms had been going on for so long that his ears rang in between each beat of the klaxons' harsh, rising pitched wail. Every time he scanned a new hallway, his eyes picked out lurking shapes…
Harbinger Kalinin (author) 2016-11-02
O5-2 carefully arranged the surgical mask over her face, tugging the disposable fabric this way and that, ensuring that her mouth and nose were covered properly. She bent down and eased off her…
Labyrinth's End Kalinin (author) 2016-03-07
He disengages his straps and punches in a sequence into the armside interface tablet. He sees his hands bathed in red, flashing light as several alarm systems trigger, warning him of his imminent…
Matryoshka: Epilogue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-28
Stillwell resisted the urge to scratch beneath the cast on his arm. Cigarette smoke had never been something he was fond of, but in the close room, with the interviewing officer exhaling it…
Matryoshka: Part Eight Kalinin (author) 2016-09-24
"Try to keep up, old man. I'd like to be as far as possible from Site-7 when their part of the plan starts." Spinella wheezed as he trotted, sweeping his flashlight in front of him and trying to…
Matryoshka: Part Five Kalinin (author) 2016-09-16
Nechayeva emerged from a utility panel in a frozen alleyway after a thirty minute trek through the underground service corridors. She recognized her surroundings as a nearby power substation. She…
Matryoshka: Part Four Kalinin (author) 2016-09-14
The muddy slush of frozen earth soaked into Spinella's clothes as he writhed on the ground, gasping for air, spitting blood. From his back, he watched the old man's shadow on the ground beside him…
Matryoshka: Part Nine Kalinin (author) 2016-09-27
Stillwell poked his head up, slowly, peering through the grimy window pane down at the surgical theater below their perch in the mezzanine. He sank back down. Coogan was busy tying the sheets they…
Matryoshka: Part One Kalinin (author) 2016-09-07
"Do you have children, Ekaterina?" SCP-1041, dressed in loose-fitting gray and black striped clothes, picked another file out of the cabinet and rifled through it, her flashlight scanning quickly,…
Matryoshka: Part Seven Kalinin (author) 2016-09-21
The old man was propped up in the corner, some surplus Red Army blankets hastily bunched up to provide both warmth and stability for the frail humanoid. He peered out from beneath his hat with…
Matryoshka: Part Six Kalinin (author) 2016-09-19
The Site-7 surgical auditorium, for all of its wood paneling lining the walls and the rows of well-worn theater style seats, might have been any one of a hundred medical facilities of the rational…
Matryoshka: Part Three Kalinin (author) 2016-09-12
The sudden, electric buzz of his cell door unlocking assaulted the doctor's ears as he lay on the bare metal cot, instinctively recoiling from the noise. He raised a scrap of his coat to shield his…
Matryoshka: Part Two Kalinin (author) 2016-09-09
Directly across from Stillwell sat Juhasz in the green plastic chair. To his left was Coogan on the threadbare gray couch. Stillwell shifted in his flimsy wooden folding chair. Its creaking echoed…
Matryoshka: Prologue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-06
O5-8 opened the door to the observation deck, brightly lit by a clear morning sun. The observers on the 86th floor had a clear panorama of Manhattan, still buried in snow from the storm passing…
Nazi Nonsense Kalinin (author) 2015-09-15
Sergeant Freudenberger squinted again at the tiny print on the manifest list, struggling to find his place. He jumped at the sudden sound of the train whistle as yet another load of prisoners…
Nondescript Nose Kalinin (author) 2015-09-18
"No, no, no! The chorus does not start launching into Horst Wessel Song until the Hero of Aryan Purity is above the Threshold of the Fatherland! Above!" Max von Gruben barked directions at the…
Planetfall Kalinin (author) 2016-02-28
Excerpt, Memoirs of K. Yildirim, Mission Commander, Expedition of the First Thousand I think back to what happened, how it changed the way in which we view the ultimate result of the expedition….
Realignment Kalinin (author) 2016-04-25
Many years ago, when she was a young Cyber Operations Specialist, the site where she stood had been alive, humming with the energy of a hundred servers, buzzing with activity as researchers hurried…
Standard Dream Report 66-Y 990.1 Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
Document 990-03: Dr. ██████████ reported a manifestation of SCP-990 during a dream occurring seventeen hours ago. Per emergency orders distributed to all personnel regarding possible data on…
Standard Dream Report 66-Y 990.2 Kalinin (author) 2016-11-08
Document 990-04: Per advice of her personal physician, O5-2 took several prescriptions in order to induce sleep in the early hours of 7 November 2016. Upon awaking, O5-2 reported a manifestation of…
Stars Over Misty Veil Kalinin (author) 2015-11-16
TO: Esquivel, Roberto FROM: Site-67 Secure Connection RE: thought you'd like this Attachment: mistyveil.pdf announcing yourself, Roberto? found this in the fall issue of Route 5. you're a literary…
The Man at the Threshold Kalinin (author) 2016-11-09
TO: O5-1 FROM: O5-12 RE: the end URGENCY: HIGH I hope this gets through. If you're like me, seeing things on the BBC and the New York Times before getting briefed on them by staff is doing a number…
The Manistique Broadcast Kalinin (author) 2017-01-04
There exists a subculture on the internet fascinated by lost media. Missing episodes of long-cancelled television shows, unreleased photographs of important historical events, suppressed news…
Blame It on the Bloom Boys Karnickel (author) 2018-02-17
The sky was clear, birdsong filled the air, and the sweet scent of meadow blossoms wafted through the lanes of the village of Snuggle Acres. Farmer Goodland stepped out of his cottage and beamed…
Found in the Cell of the Condemned Prisoner Karnickel (author) 2018-05-03
Young ladies wore gowns and flowers in bloom Young gentlemen preened and wandered the room Anxiously waiting for her to arrive With the crowd we thought we’d never be missed Two fools engaging in a…
Found in the Journal of a Lost Naturalist Karnickel (author) 2018-02-18
There clinging amongst the towering green Where humming the birds had gifted their seed Clad in rainbow hues of effortless bloom There our prize did shine forth beneath the moon From far had we come…
SomethingK-class Scenario, I guess Karnickel (author) 2018-02-19
They say that the way That the world will end Is not with a bang, but a whimper Or perhaps in frost Or perhaps in flame Or in some madman’s fit of temper What they don't understand Is that endings…
The Curious Incident of the Contradictory Crocodile Karnickel (author) 2018-06-11
Cairo, Egypt September 22, 1878 Dear Aunt Cecilly, First, and briefly, Uncle Alec and I are as well as can be expected. We will be traveling back to Athens within the week, where the good…
An Overview of Foundation Journals Published in May 2017, So You Can Remember How Fucking Lucky We Were Then Kate McTiriss (author) 2017-05-18
< Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation's Regional Print Media Archive | DNM - | - | - From: Titus Solowski (fpcs.dleif.253|ikswolost#fpcs.dleif.253|ikswolost) Subject: An Overview…
Fault Lines Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-12
Quinine’s bitter, sugar’s sweet! The music blared. It was the only way she could stay alert in the early mornings. Regional Director Kate McTiriss drummed her fingers on the desk, whiny lo-fi music…
Going Straight To Hell In A Lincoln Continental Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-12
< Fault Lines | DNM | Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 > - | - | - McTiriss, Solowski, Houghton and Perez stumbled, but landed on their feet. The ninety-degree shift in gravity upon…
I Double E Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-15
< Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 | DNM | The Hyacinth Hymnal > - | - | - I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the…
Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-08
< Going Straight To Hell In A Lincoln Continental | DNM | I Double E > - | - | - OPERATION CANNERY ROW Keeping Our Friends Close, Whether They Like It Or Not As part of our continued effort to…
Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation's Regional Print Media Archive Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-10-01
< Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook | DNM | An Overview of Foundation Journals Published in May 2017, So You Can Remember How Fucking Lucky We Were Then > - | - | - OPERATION…
Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-17
< The Hyacinth Hymnal | DNM | Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation Regional Print Media Archive > - | - | - 1. Visions Of Sugared Pastry Cooked Up In Clarified Butter The smell of…
The Hyacinth Hymnal Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-13
< I Double E | DNM | Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook > - | - | - SCP Foundation Audio Database File 98A07 - Excerpts from the Hyacinth Hymnal, 2012–13. A shortwave radio…
Deus Volt! kenneth1221 (author) 2017-04-22
It was an absolutely beautiful day, and Michael was overjoyed that his daughter Charlotte was finally getting married. It had long been time since his brood needed to be expanded, but Charlotte, to…
Dr. Bridge Over Troubled Water Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Nota Bene: This was writted for an April Foll's Day contest, and misspellings were part of the jugging criteria. Dr. Bridge was board at his desk. He was known all over the Fondation for his epic…
It's Not Pronounced Like the Thesaurus, Dammit! Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Dr. Roget was angry. He was furious. One might say he was enraged, or even wrathful. Why? Because the world was a terrible place, full of war, poverty, bigotry, abuse, greed, selfishness, people who…
Untitled Kestin (author) 2016-09-26
This was definitely not D-3748's cell. For one thing, the room was silent. During the day, his cellmates were constantly shuffling, scribbling on the blank paper they were generously given, getting…
Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes keyii (author) 2018-09-15
« Grin and Bear It || “You’re being a baby. Just take it on its little field trip and be done with it,” Coles coaxed. “It’ll be fun. Site-201 does, like, prehistoric shit. Dinosaurs, Ben….
Grin and Bear It keyii (author) 2018-09-01
|| Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes » "Congratulations, Junior Researcher Kim," said Coles. "You’re on babysitter duty." Junior Researcher Benedict Kim looked up from the towering stack of…
Bong Rip Tendency kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-06-19
Alexander had a way of owning a room from the moment he walked in. So, as the door soundlessly blew off its hinges, Jude just reached down, pulled a rapidly warming beer out from JJ's backpack, and…
Different Kinds of Nihilism kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2016-11-15
harmpit: di dyou eevr meet him @bluntfiend bluntfiend: I have no idea who you're talking about. lesbian_gengar: yeah hey bluntfiend have you ever heard of [mystery noun] harmpit: we wree justtal…
Kiefdust Crusaders kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-08-04
“And he's dead?” The dude was dead as hell, that was for sure. JJ had seen people die in front of him before. It wasn't as hard as he thought it would be to get used to. Or maybe it was the best for…
Phantom Blunt kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-05-25
The snow was just starting to melt. He would've been back at another semester at school, if it wasn't so horribly uncool to continue one's schooling. Everything was still dead, but it was just…
Sometimes It's Not Funny kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-09-28
Log from Bluntfiend's Big Boyz Burger Club jockjamsvol6 has entered the chat. harmpit: yuor a ducking fdool lesbian_gengar: lmao what about warren??? they're ALL fucking creepys. jockjamsvol6:…
The Ways in Which We Are Starved (or, The Special Kind of Solidarity between a Butch Wendigo and a Magic Twink) kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-12-31
Blood. And flesh and. Bone. Ground beneath you. Your paw pads patter on the hard earth. The smell of pine. Of prey. Swirling, and all of them. Wet nose. Despite bone. Sleek. In the night. Antlers…
Tyrone Joins the Family kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2018-09-01
I knew by then, you know, to not trust it when one of the doctors was smiling. The ones who looked at you like you were lower than shit were better. At least they didn't notice you. But some guys?…
What Passes as Normal in the Digital Age kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-01-11
Any time she heard the word normie, she had to wince. And in her circles, she ended up doing a lot of wincing. It wasn't their fault for the most part. It was a useful word, a good coded word. Said…
Emergency Action Bulletin kingpogan (author) 2018-06-14
UNITED STATES FEDERAL EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY CODE 102-01 ACTION BULLETIN CRUCIAL INFORMATION BELOW EMERGENCY BROADCAST 001 The United States Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), in…
Foundation Incident Review 221-B kingpogan (author) 2018-06-12
SCP FOUNDATION DEPARTMENT OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS INCIDENT REVIEW 221-B Overview Incident Summary Casualties Final Report Incident ID: 221-B Incident Type: Class-A Date of Incident: 08/31/████…
Gor'dun the Consumer kingpogan (author) 2018-04-29
Gor'dun the Consumer sat upon his throne in the Dark Quadrant of the Andromeda Galaxy, shifting his weight to rest his head on his fist. His cosmic, almost impossibly dark face twitched in anguish…
Operation Wilhelm kingpogan (author) 2018-06-28
FROM THE DESK OF THE UNITED STATES HIGHER RESEARCH COMMITTEE 02 JUNE 1947 TOP SECRET Director Collins, The USHRC has received your written request in regards to Operation Wilhelm and reviewed it…
Ra'ash The Cosmic Hound kingpogan (author) 2018-05-04
Agent Hawthorne awoke to the sounds of chaos and death. He had heard them before. Afghanistan. Iraq. Places and moments he had desperately tried to purge from his memory, yet always crept their way…
UIU Orientation Kingreaper (author) 2012-08-15
Welcome to the FBI’s second least popular division; the Unusual Incidents Unit. Most of you are probably here as a punishment, because someone wants you out of their hair. Any of you here because…
A World's Legacy KnightKnight (author) 2015-04-20
Doomed World. Desperate People. Last Hope. Fearful Wardens. Young Girl. Fifty Three sat in front of her room's mirror, braiding her hair for when her guest arrived. She wondered who would be…
Deadalive Deadalive KnightKnight (author) 2016-07-03
Old soul, new soul Key in your pocket Look out for the Laughing Man On your path home. 1 2 3 4 … It had been five months. Five months of nothing but searching. Of nothing but requests for aid. Of…
Intermission: Audience of Crowns KnightKnight (author) 2016-07-03
Crown of the Sky Crown of the Noose Crown of Death Twinkle, twinkle shining star Tumbling 'bove the Earth so far Will and will in constant dance Ever in your nightly prance Quarseta couldn't…
Log of Unexplained Locations KnightKnight (author)
2015-05-30
Foreword: This page is to be devoted to the documentation of low threat anomalous locations which have been discovered by the SCP Foundation over the years. Although all locations listed in this…
Lost Golden Days KnightKnight (author) 2015-05-02
A world lost to the unknown. A Young Girl befriending a Dragon. A door opening. Once tsa-Fanu stopped spinning the world around her, it took Quarseta a moment to gain her bearings. Once her mind…
Nx-07 KnightKnight (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-07 Civilian Designation: Gwag Hen y Cwn, Swansea, Wales Population: 1,506 Area Class: Asphodel Nexus Interaction Protocol: Civilians within Nx-07 are fully aware of the anomalous nature…
Nx-33 KnightKnight (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-33 Civilian Designation: Drake, Inverness-shire, Scotland Population: 759 Area Class: Camelot Nexus Interaction Protocol: Nx-33 is to be removed from physical and digital civilian maps….
Nx-58 KnightKnight (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-58 Civilian Designation: Yumegēmu, Tokushima, Japan Population: 5,724 Area Class: Shangri-La Nexus Interaction Protocol: All personnel assigned to Nx-58 must be implanted with sub-dermal…
Pooling Our Resources KnightKnight (author) 2015-06-08
Red pools at night, Travelers' delight. Red pools at morning, Travelers take warning. Incident 053/682/1129/354 - 1: On 12/9/20██, at 21:07 hours, escaped anomalies SCP-053, SCP-682, and…
SCP-SCP-033 KnightKnight (author) 2015-11-20
Site-41: Antimemetics Division Headquarters Elise Dunwall looked at the window on the right side of her screen. …The "sum" of the symbols is equal to a previously unknown integer (designated Theta…
Spark of Creation KnightKnight (author) 2015-08-23
1Before there was anything, there was a great Nothingness. And in this Nothingness there was neither light nor darkness nor time. 2And this Nothingness was so great as to draw on itself to create,…
Spark of Wonder KnightKnight (author) 2015-11-15
1While the world was still young, and Man still spoke clearly, and the warmth of creation was still in the ground, there lived a soybean farmer who was called Polyakov. 2Polyakov was a virtuous…
The Little Things That Count KnightKnight (author) 2015-06-02
For want of a nail, a shoe was lost; For want of a nail, a shoe was lost; A box of spare parts makes it through a security check. Later on, some of those parts are used to create a makeshift…
This Is How the World Ends KnightKnight (author) 2015-05-29
This is how the world ends. This is how they die. This is how the world ends. How did we survive? Atanti's thoughts drifted to his homeland. Now that it was the warm season, the land and people…
SyFy Channel Presents: BEARMAGGEDON!!! kol aumer (author) 2016-04-02
Extranormal Event #: 2016-045 Date of Occurrence: 01/1/2016 Event Description: From approximately 6:00 pm to 11:00pm a broadcast overwrote the regularly scheduled programming for a number of…
Instance KrySalems (author) 2018-09-01
This is a story that I recalled last night. I don’t think I was meant to remember it, but I do. I think that this makes me lucky, because I do not forget. I am afraid of forgetting. I think that it…
Four Seconds, Low Pitched ksaid (author) 2013-04-06
An extended siren for fifteen seconds meant fire. A continuous siren meant evacuation. Three short sirens meant a lock down, and two short sirens followed by an extended siren was a bomb threat….
Sparkle Spectacular ksaid (author) 2014-04-07
Bender's Day! The SCP Foundation's greatest (and only) holiday! It only comes once a year — except for last year when Bright slept through the first one and wanted a do-over. Bender's Day! A day…
A Poem for Nobody Kuroiten (author) 2013-08-23
It wasn't his drink from the party Where the tranquilizers were hid, The cocktail on the cocktail napkin Is what gently closed the lid. What's one more reveler out cold In a culture of thrills and…

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Title Author Created
Job Opportunities L0rdDeath (author) 2015-04-07
On Monday morning, Aleksander awoke in his London apartment to the smell of burnt toast. Assuming he was having a heart attack (the irony of this assumption only occurred to him later in the day),…
Tinker Tailor Soldier Huntsman L0rdDeath (author) 2015-05-26
It happens every night, without exception. The details are different every time, his years living in the secret world blurring together into one messy painting. Tonight, his client is a very old man…
Her Masterpiece LadyKatie (author) 2015-06-28
It’s all his fault. If he hadn’t been around, the baby would still be here. The beautiful product of our flesh and blood. It’s easy to smash his skull in with the baseball bat he kept around. And…
I Have a Patron LadyKatie (author) 2016-05-16
Fall 1477 It was a lovely late Fall afternoon when she visited my shop. A nervous looking girl, young and plain. "Excuse me?" "Hm, yes?" "Did I get the right shop? I mean… are you Leonardo da…
Tension lavenderbloodstains (author) 2018-02-19
"Why do you create art?" The man sitting across the table blinked his eyes, nervously adjusting his fedora. He nervously sipped his coffee, sugar-filled and stuffed with cream, and nervously patted…
Disinformation Bureau Orientation Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2016-11-06
Well, I guess that's everyone. Let's get started. As you hopefully know at this point, the 'P' in our motto stands for 'protect'. There are two kinds of protection that entails - protecting the…
If I Tried to Run, Would You Give Me a Shot? Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-09-02
She knew this day would come. Dr. Craggs was nothing if not a plotter of the utmost degree. She cajoled, coerced, blackmailed, and sometimes performed indecent favors for the Foundation in the…
Nameless Bodies, in Unremembered Rooms Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-03-04
Threat Assessment 3033 Official Unit Name: "Mike" Squad Affiliation: Chaos Insurgency Type: Shock Infantry Threat Level: Orange Composition: Up to 30 instances per one controller, deployed in…
Setting Sun Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2017-01-17
I told them they had six months - at most a year - to bring the US to its knees, and then things would go to hell. Now, everything was going exactly as I predicted. Midway - a total disaster of…
In the Big League Leicontis (author) 2010-03-02
"Your ID, sir?" You nervously present your ID badge to the heavily-armed guard, who scans the barcode with a handheld reader, checks the display, and hands it back to you with a nod. Whatever this…
Loop Leicontis (author) 2009-12-07
*shatter* FLASH I'm lying on the floor, in more pain than I've ever felt before. I guess this is what it feels like to have a bullet in your gut. The pain is a constant but everything else is…
Ruiz Sobers Up Leviathan34 (author) 2016-04-02
Once upon a time, in the mysterious land of Brooklyn, New York, Ruiz Duchamp was getting fucked up in Joey’s house. twinkly wind chime sound effects “Ruiz. Your art. I’m telling you, it’s not good.”…
Operation Hippodrome Lex1nat0r (author) 2016-03-07
Report on Operation Hippodrome Stigma-9 Preamble: Given SCP-████'s combination of both religious and technological iconography, and given GOI-004's ("The Church of the Broken God") status as an…
Recording Hippodrome-045 Lex1nat0r (author) 2016-03-07
"Uh, hi. If you're watching this, then I guess you, or maybe that should be 'we', survived. And yes, I really am you. Look, this is my… your… our face. No makeup or anything, this isn't a mask. Uh,…
Bag Man Begins LibraZero (author) 2018-02-18
Researcher Matthews was not having a good day. First, it was his alarm going off 10 minutes late, forcing him to rush his carefully prepared morning habits. Then, his car had refused to start,…
Brökkën Güd LilyFlower (author) 2018-01-04
"No, no, I meant my left, you imbecile, now the head is on backwards. I knew you'd be no help." For the cultists of the Church of the Broken God, a long wait was over. After hundreds of years of…
Time Keeps On Slippin' Lintharo (author) 2016-11-24
The lab was empty at night. It was quite small for a scientific establishment, with only 6 rooms connected to a hallway with doors at either end. Not much was spent in the way of comfort and safety,…
20,584 Litfried (author) 2014-03-12
You rest your head against the bus window, briefly closing your eyes. The jolts and bumps making your jaw rattle aren't enough to distract you. The cool glass doesn't help, either. You can't stop…
Dial S For SCP Loiterer87 (author) 2014-11-24
Project Crossover » Dial S For SCP "…This is an actual item?" "Yes sir." "… An actual item to be kept and contained on Site. Not one of those random weird objects we have, like the ducks?" "Sir, it…
When Moses Goes Wrong Loiterer87 (author) 2015-01-20
David awoke with a splitting headache. Somehow once again, he'd fallen asleep at the Library. Either that or a Docent had followed him home. A table, a chair and a lot of stacks of books reaching…
Won't You Be My Neighbour... Loiterer87 (author) 2017-03-19
The Broken Fifth LongWalkHome (author) 2014-07-26
The clockwork gears in Brother Diagram's head ached. Yes, they ached. It was nothing like the slow, dysfunctional grinding of a poorly calibrated Cognition Engine. Besides, he had just had his parts…
Yuli and Ivan Go On an Adventure. [Part I] LongWalkHome (author) 2018-09-07
Like many others that day, Yulian Fyodorov was greeted one early August morning to a fully-armed unit of Task Force Officers, assault rifles in hand, standing in front of his office building's…
Yuli and Ivan Go On An Adventure. [Part II] LongWalkHome (author) 2018-09-09
In the shadow of a soldier's assault rifle, Yulian Fyodorov stared down at the pile of (pointless, repetitive, yet for some reason incredibly classified) documents in his desk drawer. Just below the…
(The Engine of A Film)/(The Fine Game of Nil) djkaktus (author)
LordStonefish (author)
2017-10-10
Once Upon A Time In Site 19… "Man, another day, another 096 breach," Researcher Chad Benson said, kicking a paperclip across the room. "At least this time it was just some dude. Can you imagine how…
Amnestic LordStonefish (author) 2016-08-31
A poetic meditation
Excerpt from The Astrolabe Institute Journal LordStonefish (author) 2018-05-20
Call (814)-555-3346 THE ASTROLABE INSTITUTE This Document is Publicly Available Product of the Astrolabe Institute, a scientist-run Public Media & Containment Company dedicated to Containment…
Grandchildren Frost LordStonefish (author) 2017-12-27
The icemen slowly crossed the mountain pass, moving with utterly implacable confidence. A good two or so days since they had left the Cloud, but the mission was one of utter importance. They could…
Holy Mackerel LordStonefish (author) 2017-05-05
** "Officially known as Mnestic Stimulant 125, coldpost Is currently only given officially to researchers on highly classified projects or SCPs, however due to its highly addictive nature, it…
Petrified LordStonefish (author)
Michele Gray does not match any existing user name (author)
2018-08-11
You know how some places just have feelings attached to them? Like, emotions associated with the actual physical location. Like whatever transpires in a place influences its aura. To start with,…
Portrait of Two Choreographers LordStonefish (author) 2016-09-10
SCP-████ Addendum: Partial list of recovered documents from Incident-████/4. Documents constitute a correspondence between PoI-4667 and PoI-4668, both prominent anartists potentially involved in the…
The News Tonight: Wednesday April 26th 2017 LordStonefish (author) 2017-07-06
Hello, and welcome to tonight's news. Broadcasting live from New York Complex, I'm Junior Aímact Roger Gallardi, Official Newsreader-Scholar of the Church of The Second Hytoth, the only sanctioned…
The Undoing LordStonefish (author) 2017-07-19
A TRAILER 0:00-0:05: Darkness. Short, gasping breaths. Close up on DR. OBROV's flickering eyes. They snap open. 0:06-0:08: Dr. Obrov stands rigid next to his bed, looking at his sleeping wife. It…
The William Penn Iteration LordStonefish (author) 2018-02-22
Image taken of sky during containment by Researcher Talloran of both the users of /r/SCP_3999 and noted American fiction author Flannery O'Connor. All rights reserved Frank Talloran was dying….
Wade Williams Distribution Presents: LordStonefish (author) 2017-03-21
When I was born, I screamed. And my mother proclaimed it the best sound ever uttered by any being. A thrill of terror. Boo!
Incursion Lowell (author) 2012-01-28
1 If the words "esoteric containment" mean nothing to you, stop listening. Time passes, approximately ten seconds. During this time, rain can be heard striking a number of windows nearby. My name…
Six Days Lucavex Ayanami (author) 2012-05-07
Day One Where am I? My head is all fuzzy… Is this a hospital? Am I hurt? My throat is so dry… Why is there an IV in my arm. Have I been in a coma? What's this tube sticking out of my mouth!? I try…
Every SCP - Part 1 - SCP-2339 luckgandor (author) 2017-05-06
Previous Tale — Next Tale SCP Featured: SCP-2339 A part of Eli hoped that Dictator would not come back once they were released the next day. And yet, even taking into consideration the tension…
Every SCP - Part 2 - Bright Eyes luckgandor (author) 2017-05-08
Previous Part — Next Part SCP Presented: SCP-1369 Although they were no longer in any real danger, Dictator did not sleep soundly in their containment cell, even with Oliver with them. They whined…
Every SCP - Part 3 - Beltane luckgandor (author) 2017-05-09
Previous Part | Next Part SCP Presented: SCP-2952 Dictator did not sleep that night. Eli had hoped that the exposure to the previous object would not have affected them that badly, but it had…
Every SCP - Part 4 - Friends luckgandor (author) 2017-05-11
Previous Part | Next Part SCPs Presented: SCP-237, SCP-2715 Oliver was the first one to wake the next day, and he took the time between his waking and Dictator’s eventual waking to ponder on the set…
Every SCP - Part 5 - The Clock luckgandor (author) 2017-05-13
Previous Part | Next Part Unbeknownst to Eli and Dictator, something was happening to SCP-1032. The clock’s hands spun their lazy way around its face, as usual. The fifth sped ahead of its brethren,…
Every SCP: A Mission: Series Introduction luckgandor (author) 2017-05-05
Previous tale (you are here) — Next Tale When Elijah Haverty-Jones saw what – or rather, who – was sitting in the containment cell, his first reaction was “Oh, goddammit.” Even though he had been…
The Talk luckgandor (author) 2017-05-15
Eli woke an indeterminate amount of time later. Groggily, he turned his head to the side. Stainless steel equipment, wires tied neatly to the vertices where the clean white wall met the clean white…
Change Lumancer (author) 2011-09-15
Hello Everett. You were expecting me? How ha- Ah. Quite right, I suppose. May I sit? Thank you. I can only imagine what you must think of us by now. How many have come to you this month- Five?…
ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED! LurkD (author) 2015-03-06
« HUB | Part I: ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED! | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V » Glacon, you there? I am, Alexandra. My survivors just died… or rather eaten. I just couldn't…
Amnestic Use Guide LurkD (author) 2014-07-23
[ACCESS RESTRICTED]                                                                     COVER PAGE CLASS-A CLASS-B CLASS-C CLASS-D CLASS-E CLASS-F O5 ACCESS ONLY SCP FOUNDATION AMNESTIC USE…
Are We There Yet? LurkD (author) 2015-05-20
♫ Everythin', everythin', everythin's gonna be alright this mornin' ♫ "All I'm saying is that we've listened to this for two straight hours." Dietrich rolled his eyes for the third time. "Yah? And…
Ball Gags and Scrambled Eggs LurkD (author)
DrClef (author)
2016-04-17
It was midnight when they dragged Dietrich and Bridge out of their beds, pinning them down before they had a chance to react. Filthy rubber ball gags were thrust into their mouths, followed shortly…
Cat In A Box LurkD (author) 2016-09-18
Clock Multiplier LurkD (author) 2015-03-25
« HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV: Clock Multiplier | Part V » Erasing Partitions 1-299 (100%): ::COMPLETED:: Decrypting Interlocks (25%): ███████████████            …
Command-Query Separation LurkD (author) 2015-03-09
« HUB | Part I | Part II: Command-Query Separation | Part III | Part IV | Part V » These drills are fun but exhausting. I do not detect any significant changes in my processing speeds. …
Hello World LurkD (author) 2016-02-10
« Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV » T imes Square, New York. 22 people were pronounced dead during the midday rush while shopping at various electronic stores. The cause of death is…
Hello World (Part II) LurkD (author) 2016-02-12
« Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV » A trip through a fiber optic line is near instantaneous. Before one would even be aware of what happened, they would be sucked up, scrambled, and…
Hello World (Part III) LurkD (author) 2016-02-23
« Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV » Two pairs of pitch black hands feverishly scrolled from screen to screen. In the soft blue light of the Grand I/O Temple, a row of yellow eyes twitched…
Hello World (Part IV) LurkD (author) 2016-03-01
« Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV » Hatbot clenched his fists in frustration as he turned towards Grape. Each eye was struggling to focus correctly on his head. where is the fuckface? …
How Dr. Clef Contained Christmas! LurkD (author) 2016-12-19
*click to play Every Skip locked on-site Liked Christmas a lot… But Dr. Clef, who worked at Site-19, Did NOT! Dr. Clef hated Christmas! The whole Christmas time! But please do not ask him. He…
Null-terminating String LurkD (author) 2015-03-30
« HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V: Null-terminating String » So that's your official opinion? So far, yes. Though we aren't ruling out sabotage… pending…
Probe-H9 LurkD (author) 2015-02-24
[151631.1219] <PH9> PROBE-H9 TO DEEP RECON. [151631.1236] <DRC> *ahem* Probe-H9, this is deep recon. Found something in quadrant-86 besides nothingness? Or can I just cross this one off the list as…
Superencipherment LurkD (author) 2015-03-17
« HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III: Superencipherment | Part IV | Part V » You called? Alexandra, Site-17 has gone dark. Have you been able to get a connection through in the last…
Swing Shift LurkD (author) 2014-08-03
"Should be an easier shift tonight."                                                               Greg Collier, ENGINEERING Fri, Jul 31, 01:33 Fucking new hires. Yeah, sucks. Should be an…
Tasers & Thermite Dexanote (author)
LurkD (author)
2015-05-05
Django Bridge woke up. He'd been sleeping in his office, face down at his desk. The glow of his screensaver and the yellow of a lamp outside were casting a mixture of warm and cool light in the…
The Fellowship LurkD (author) 2015-02-05
[13:40] Evil_Empire (~PI.9E7Q00U5.I4332YF1.V9927CD6|alliztahP#PI.9E7Q00U5.I4332YF1.V9927CD6|alliztahP) has joined [13:40] <DarkDays> Sup Empire? [13:40] <Evil_Empire> Not much. I see they haven't logged in yet. [13:40] <DarkDays>…
Too Drunk To Be Merry LurkD (author) 2015-12-22
Dietrich sat on the edge of the boat dock, setting down the last few from his six pack next to him. It was just above freezing as the mirror surface of the lake reflected the cold spacey sky. Merle…
Up To No Good LurkD (author) 2016-10-05
Foxx pressed play on the Blu-ray player and the iconic Disney castle appeared followed by the intro to Frozen, the sing-a-long edition. "Can I sing loud this time?" Lucille asked as she slid on her…
What if they weren't... LurkD (author) 2015-05-06
"I-I'm out?" He looked up at them, more confused than shocked. "Yeah, your number is up. Get up on your feet. We'll escort you to the debriefing room." The guard moved out of the doorway and pointed…

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Title Author Created
Bedtime S(CP)tory Maddy L (author) 2011-10-04
"Come on, you two, it's time for bed. You've stayed up late enough, and you have school in the morning. What? A story? Oh no, no, your father has much better stories than I do. Oh alright, I guess…
Old Adytite Language Makuta Makaveli (author) 2018-08-09
Old Adytite Language Adytite Sound Changes Adytite was an agglutinative Uralic language spoken in the Bronze Age around modern day Eastern Europe, and can be regarded as an early dialect of…
Ave Imperator MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-02-13
« Ave Imperator | Public Static Void » "I can't fucking do this any more, Jon." Jonathan Remes looks at his friend, sprawled out on his desk amid a mountain of paperwork. Several chipped mugs, all…
Conservation of Bullshit MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-02-17
Urgh. Time travel. Let me tell you about time travel. Doing anything successfully with time travel, my friends, is like finding your way through a mirror maze using trails of breadcrumbs that you…
Ex Nihilo Nihil MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-06-17
I wake up, and I wonder once again what I am. What I was meant to be. I move, though I will my limbs not, and as I walk through the darkness I feel them scrape upon one another, and crunch on the…
Factored Obsolescence MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-09-02
Dr. Sinclair opened her remaining good eye with some care, but ultimately the difference to her vision was negligible. The room in which she found herself was dark, and large enough to prevent her…
Introjection Infection Detection MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-11-12
It was a Sunday, at around 4pm. A peaceful hour, without any obligations to detract from its beauty. It always was, in the Wanderers' Library. Figures strode back and forth down the bright, airy…
Magnum Opus; or, A Diatribe In Defence Of Cliche MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-02-19
It was a dark and stormy night, and two men sat in a cave. They stared deep into the fire, listening to the torrents of water that crashed through the undergrowth outside. Finally, one spoke to the…
Public Static Void MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-01-13
There is a void, and there is a speck. A shimmering dot surrounded by infinite blackness. Zoom in on it. Zoom further, until the speck fills your vision, and outclasses the void behind you by many…
The World Forgetting, By the World Forgot MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-06-26
Dark. Light switch, non-functioning. One door, one window. Concrete walls. Head pounding, but no visible wounds. Left arm in a cast, likely broken. Applied by someone with little prior experience,…
Time After Time MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-10-03
Tick Two people stand in a room, facing one another. One is wearing a lab coat, and one is dressed in a shiny black suit that rustles as he shifts his weight. Twilight streams through the high,…
Technical Issues ManualSearch (author) 2009-01-10
After getting quite a few technical issue notes attached straight to my personnel file, I've decided to update the servers with a tech issue file. Place a dated note or comment into the tech files…
Lest We Forget Maxonymous (author) 2018-08-16
The alarm went off. Patterson’s eyes flashed open and he stared at the stained ceiling. He slowly propped himself up on his cot and looked at the clock, which was in the shape of a cartoon pink…
A Price to be Paid MegalomaniacInchworm (author) 2016-09-26
A Price to be Paid "It's one of the enduring myths of the Foundation," said the redheaded woman in the snappy suit, stabbing idly at her salad with her cafeteria-issued plastic fork. "'D for…
Extranormal Event Report 17-6186 MegalomaniacInchworm (author) 2017-12-15
Extranormal Event Report 17-6186 Phenomena Containment Class: Keter Neutralized/Provisional Keter1 Phenomena Typology and Sub-Typology: Transient; Manifested Object; Keter-CH2; Hume…
Re: The Statue MegalomaniacInchworm (author) 2017-06-15
From: MSilburn3@Scipnet (Junior Researcher Marcus Silburn; Classification Level TC-1; Employee Number 13610) To: SPetrov@Scipnet (Doctor Sasha Petrov, PhD; Classification Level XF-3; Employee…
A Wandsman in the Court of the Hanged King Metaphysician (author) 2015-05-26
Where aphotic sea does deny, Reflections of a xanthous sky. And black stars reign without ascent, Echoes of what was never meant. A city built in unknown times, Upon the bones of countless crimes….
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism - Case Study 01: The Vaśńa of Sarvi Metaphysician (author) 2017-12-06
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism Dr. Matthieu Desmarais, Department of Anthropology Forward: Our understanding of Sarkicism has changed dramatically over the last few decades. This…
A Great Idea, Probably... Mf99k (author) 2016-09-08
To be honest, you felt pretty lucky that you were assigned to one of the least dangerous skips you could think of. It wasn't memetic (or antimemetic for that matter) and all you were required to do…
Ketergrams Michael Atreus (author) 2015-01-23
Overview Fatality #1 Fatality #2 Fatalities #3, #4 Fatality #5 Fatalities #6 - #13 Fatalities for 2014 Ketergrams are part of the Safety Subcommittee's program to promptly disseminate facts…
Promotion Michael Atreus (author) 2012-08-28
Carrying a thick folder in one hand, and a shot glass in the other, the veteran operative strode smugly into a lab that smelled strongly of beets. Here, dark plastic trays of scrawny plants were…
A Tale of Five Offerings minmin (author) 2012-01-19
In the howling temple of the black moon's light Five brave fools came in the night. The first gave flesh, The second gave stone, The third gave the power to move when alone. The fourth gave life…
Clouds minmin (author) 2012-01-29
Looking at clouds from the ground is a rather absorbing experience. The educated human mind sees the majestic plumes of white as mere wisps of crystallised water vapour and dust particles in the…
Hello, Little Girl minmin (author) 2018-06-12
We are heading for D-block, snaking through the periphery corridors to avoid the last stragglers. Annette can hold their own, but now I must be accounted for. Ears stuffed with paper towels can only…
Love Springs Eternal minmin (author) 2011-12-18
Why, it was love at first sight, darling. You awoke to the early song of dawn, and as you rose from the clutches of Morpheus I was there, watching you, every dewdrop on the windowpane an eye into…
Not To Disappear - 1 minmin (author) 2016-06-18
Previous / Next 1. In the dusty bedroom of her Georgetown apartment, Hannah Cho sits on the edge of her bed, mobile phone in hand, unable to believe the voice from the other end of the line….
Not To Disappear - 2 minmin (author) 2016-08-28
Previous / Next 2. They'd called it the Bungalow, back then. Single-storeys and semi-detacheds had lined the streets then, and the additional floor of number 32 towered above its surroundings. But…
Not To Disappear - 3 minmin (author) 2016-09-27
Previous / Next 3. Darkness falls over the island of Penang as the strange cars surround Number 32. On both ends of the street, dark sedans with tinted windows pull up to a halt. In front of the…
The Other Side minmin (author) 2011-12-12
The gravel beneath his feet protested with a crunch as Rufus T. Heckle exited the alleyway, face-first into the acrid street smoke. He was not a very well-dressed man, though he held a distinct…
The Woven Man minmin (author) 2011-05-19
Once upon a time, there was a tailor of well-repute, who resided in a cottage some distance from the town square. He was known to be the best at his art, and his fingers moved like rippling water,…
To Clean out a Night... minmin (author) 2017-08-30
… I fell in love. I heard about it (bit-by-bit, bit-by-bit) I heard about it (bit-by-bit, bit-by-bit) I heard about it, no (bit-by-bit, bit-by-bit) Bon Iver - "666 ʇ", 22, A Million — This is my…
A Simple Paradigm Shift MissMercurial (author) 2014-04-23
"I just can't believe it. These people have no business shoving each other. We're all getting on the bus…Damn thing's empty, after all." The old black woman who'd lamented her fellow passengers'…
Headhunted MissMercurial (author) 2014-07-07
The Machine had failed and Dr. Molly Jayawadena was fleeing. In a filthy subway bathroom, Molly smeared cheap bronzer on her face. The dollar store powder left grimy, muddy streaks on Molly's…
Her Inveterate Patience At Action MissMercurial (author) 2014-01-25
Dr. Andrea Segerstrom had a wonderful junior year English teacher. The woman had the endurance of a saint, which served her well since she made the regrettable decision to teach at a high school for…
Little Lost Skip MissMercurial (author) 2014-03-11
Dr. Andrea Segerstrom had stopped trying to control the nervous picking at her flaking, peeling nails. They'd always been soft and prone to splitting even when left alone. And in this situation her…
The Coward MissMercurial (author) 2013-12-20
"It's good to see you awake, Nigel." Nigel gritted his teeth. He thought of screaming at the placid psychiatrist to his right, but he decided to just go with it. Less painful that way. "Nigel, I…
Containing Creation MisterBibs (author) 2012-01-20
Item #: SCP-9342-X Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9342-X is to be kept in a standard-issue filing cabinet in Containment Cell #1994-X. At this time, viewing of SCP-9342-X…
Despair Rage Envy Aye Mak Sicur MisterBibs (author) 2012-01-13
Item #: SCP-████ Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: As o(&%*f this date, SCP-████ is not con&&tained in any method. However, due to the da*%^*(nger SCP-████ poses, it has ERROR…
I Remember My Heroes MisterBibs (author) 2010-04-20
Grandson, you're a small child now, and you've started asking about them. You're far too young to be told, so I've brushed you off. I've decided to write you this note, for when you're older. How I…
Learning Shit MisterBibs (author) 2011-10-07
Hey, everyone. I'm Agent Bibs. If you really have a hard-on for being formal, call me Mister Bibs. I don't, so if you call me Mister Bibs, I'll throw a pen cap at you. Now, I've got a few guesses as…
Mystery MisterBibs (author) 2012-04-30
No, Clement, I'm serious. And yes, I do know a little bit of Chinese, so I know when someone says "bullshit". Just because Intelligence Agents are required to know everything doesn't mean we…
Security Camera #██████ Log MisterBibs (author) 2011-09-28
PLEASE NOTE: Only the anomalous moments recorded by Security Camera #██████ have been transcribed into text. The times of the specific incidents have been noted. 02/21/20██: 3:12 AM One of the…
Shell MisterBibs (author) 2010-11-17
02.12.2031 We're in what used to be Chicago, and I'm more terrified than I've been in a while. Based on what I can see (do I even have eyes?), we're about thirty miles from where I grew up. This is,…
Shortage MisterBibs (author) 2011-05-02
You get up. You shit, shower, and shave, because you have to go to work. Like everyone else, you hate going to work. It's not, generally speaking, all that bad. It's just stressful. You've got…
The Improbable Bibs MisterBibs (author) 2010-05-05
Today MisterBibs, Agent of the Foundation, was having string of good luck for the past month. This, naturally, gave him an astonishingly bad mood. Bibs wasn't an entirely spiritual person, but he…
Triumph MisterBibs (author) 2014-04-17
Hello. Nice to meet you. I've brought you out of containment and took that tarp off you, for which you're welcome. To be honest, I shouldn't have done the latter; it's against the containment…
Euclidean Thinking MisterFlames (author) 2010-02-14
I climb up to the edge, and pull myself over to the next space. I really wish I could have studied more, there's so much here I don't understand. Quiet, now I'm used to that. Most of the time, I…
For Elise MisterKillam (author) 2013-02-27
Elise was my only thought. I meant nothing but to have her. I started with one, one of me, alone in everything, nothing else entering my world but me and a ham radio set, airwaves singing my…
The Last Redcoat MisterKillam (author) 2012-04-18
MisterKillam (Riley A. G. Killam) It all started quietly enough, on a rooftop in Hajji Shah Wali Kalay, a name that nearly everybody, including Michael Oliver, hated typing in situation reports,…
Grease mlister (author) 2017-11-09
You never liked grease. Grease, sweat, body oil, that weird family "secret sauce" that your aunt swore by, all of it. It had this sticky, all-consuming quality to it. It was moist, but it wasn't a…
SCP-173-D mlister (author) 2017-06-15
Smith was the ideal Foundation agent. Methodical, reasonably moral, reasonably amoral, and unquestionably loyal. Yet he felt strangely reluctant about what he was about to do. It was a standard…
The Thing at the Bottom of My Dreams mlister (author) 2018-06-09
Night 0 Night 0 I'm stuck. That's my first thought as consciousness enters my body. I've woken up and I can't move. I try to force a limb to budge. It creaks at my attempt. It's tightly affixed…
Sic Semper Tyrannis Modern_Erasmus (author) 2018-01-06
Eight days after the fall of Gyaros, a young priest of Mekhane beheld the dying flesh of his master. Red, cracked, and rotting. The high priest had hours left at most. The majority of those few who…
The Scarlet Shadow Saves The World Modern_Erasmus (author) 2017-12-06
The St. Paul night was colder than her Ex's heart, though a bit of frost was nothing a superhero couldn’t handle. The Scarlet Shadow crept atop the roofs of Main Street; the cloying scent of litter…
Thrive Modern_Erasmus (author)
fieldstone (author)
Weryllium (author)
CadaverCommander (author)
2018-06-15
This was it. No more fucking around. The squad clanked behind him, battle suits shimmering in the desert heat. SCP-3396 hung overhead, a second moon trailing a net of glowing blue across the…
Countdown ModernMajorGeneral (author) 2017-12-31
Dr Anderson rubbed his bleary eyes, and rolled over in his bunk. He jolted awake when he saw the blinking light on his digital alarm clock. Why the hell didn’t anyone wake me up? “Come in, Bravo…
The Last Man ModernMajorGeneral (author) 2017-12-17
It’s day 50 of freeze-dried beef stroganoff. Doctor Beckett swallows the meat and rice with a grimace. He’s made a challenge out of it, seeing how long he can eat the same meal without cracking….
I have the right to be forgotten Moklin (author) 2017-11-01
Mr. Young, please put the weapon down. You have more to live for than this. No response. Baltimore PD crisis negotiator Andrea Wagner stood upright against the wind, facing a local mom & pop…
Not Just A Cat In A Labcoat MonkeyClone (author) 2016-04-01
UF-00031 Monkeysky (author) 2018-05-18
Phenomena #: UF-00031 Pre-Unification Documentation: SCP-3406 Disruption Type: Bezalel-Primary Geographic Range: Global Origin: Known, MA-Event on August 3rd, 2020 Description: UF-00031 defines a…
Can't Catch a Break Montala (author) 2014-01-20
The man looked around the back of the van at his assembled team. Three agents, a driver, and himself. He quietly checked his equipment once more. They were going after something that definitely…
Ethical? Montala (author) 2014-02-06
"State your name for the record, please." The voice echoed through the vast space, amplified by the microphone. "Um, Dr., um, Dr. Robert Feldon, sir," he said into the microphone timidly. It was the…
Welcome Aboard Montala (author) 2013-12-10
"Wait, so we're hiring this guy blind?" asked the man as he sat at a table piled high with papers. "Yes sir. He's just been informed he has a high-level position with us, plus good pay and benefits….
Another Rainy Day Moohab (author) 2018-02-20
The sound of heavy rain pattered on the roof of the small bar where Toby sat, finishing his drink alone. The bar was empty aside from Toby and a few old men sitting a bit ways down from him. They…
Warm Milk and Ramen Moohab (author) 2016-03-01
Ring, ring There sat a man in a dark room, illuminated only by the dim light of his computer screen. He shifted in his chair, ripping the blanket from his body as pillows fell from where his head…
A Chance at Freedom MorgiePie (author) 2014-07-17
The facility's power supply had been cut for the past twenty hours. God knows what put the lights out, but the more belligerent occupants were grateful. The darkness of the site blanketed every…
Anniversary Mortos (author) 2017-06-10
He walked - or maybe glided, for if anyone could see him they would say his feet did not touch the ground - through the sterile concrete halls of what they had labelled Site-19. They couldn't see…
Tjalla Mortos (author) 2017-11-14
She watched from a distance as three Staff walked by. It was unusual to see a group of them moving with some apparent purpose during the day, but it wasn't unheard of. She knew the god-awful things…
You Can Leave Your Friends Behind Mortos (author) 2018-05-11
« SCP-3688 | Your Friends Don't Dance » Kayleigh MacMallan felt the bullet tear through the side of her head as her vision cut out and she collapsed to the ground. Two of her duplicates stumbled…
Friday, 2200, Paul Dimaccio's Personal Quarters Mr Carbon (author) 2014-02-17
Dear ………………, Paul Dimaccio rubbed his eyes, looked at the form letter on his laptop screen, and began filling out fields. Dear Ms. Stanwick, Please accept my deepest sympathy, and that of every…
Mobile Task Force Basic School: Induction Remarks Mr Carbon (author) 2014-02-03
Alright, settle down. I'm gonna call the roll while the Rabbi here matches faces to names. Raise your hand when I call your name. Listen up. Anderson. Aziz. Bathory. Bernstein. Green. You the art…
Monday, 6am, Escherville Facility Two Mr Carbon (author) 2014-01-15
The vomit flew over Specialist Jane Weiss' head and splattered messily onto Trooper Smithson. "Christ on a bike, Weiss, watch where you're puking!" "Sorry," Weiss gasped out between coughs. "It's…
Running Out Mr Carbon (author) 2018-01-11
BZZZZT. "Come on, you tossers! Get to the wall!" A curious slapping-clapping noise: twenty pairs of running shoes smacking into a gym floor, over and over. BZZZZT. Twenty hands touching a wall,…
Tuesday, 11am, Conference Room Three Mr Carbon (author) 2013-12-30
"Ah, Dimaccio," said Dr. Alto Clef, Director, Training and Development, Combined Mobile Task Forces, SCP Foundation. "Clef," said Paul Dimaccio. "This is the rook." He motioned to the woman at his…
Wednesday, 3pm, The Office of Paul Dimaccio Mr Carbon (author) 2014-01-08
Weiss carefully pushed open the door and stepped into the office. It was sparsely decorated. Just a few cheaply-framed diplomas dotted the walls, and a plain desk plus two chairs were the only…
Skirmish at Crane's Pub MrAnakinSpecter (author) 2017-04-22
The following is a collection of all relevant documentation regarding the conflict between Foundation personnel and agents of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. over the purchase of SCP-2253. _…
Walk in the Park MrAnakinSpecter (author) 2015-12-26
"And the Phantoms are no-shows, again?" "You know they can only play home games, sir." "Well have somebody conduct a séance or something, Johnson! We go live in fifteen! "Yes, sir." "What about…
Last Moments MrBazzle (author) 2018-07-31
The water keeps rising. Days ago, it was just a point of light in the sky. Hours ago, it looked as big as our sun. Now, at midday, we are shrouded in darkness. When we look up, we only see the orb…
Tales of the Ethics Committee: The Foundation Eats Babies MrNumbers (author) 2017-12-05
Elliott: We are recording. I have not been provided an SCP numeric classification as of yet, so we will be referring to the subject matter in question as the Sowing Circle, which is the English…
Aryanne's Tail MrRonin (author) 2014-08-05
"You have been IP Banned." A young man was sitting in front of his computer screen. He donned a stained white tee and frayed shorts. His disheveled hair covered his face as the fan behind him blew…
The Escape From Site-132 MrRonin (author) 2016-09-21
The following tale is based on SCP-2150. Reading the article is not required, but if you wish to do so, the link is here "Hey, did you hear about what happened to the guy at the far end of our…
The Ride Never Ends MrRonin (author) 2016-12-07
It all started when I boarded this cart. I really didn't want to get on because roller coasters scare me. Not like I had a choice. But it was the last week before I was let off, so it wasn't that…
Another Boring Day MrUnpleasant (author) 2012-04-29
Special Agent Broderick sat in front of his computer, idly looking through closed case documents. Rat people in the subway? Turned out to be some group of perverts dressed in rat costumes….
Commentary on Selected Items in the Seimei Gallery MrWrong (author) 2017-08-10
This commentary is submitted to IJAMEA Kansai HQ on the fourteenth of April in the year 1897 of the Western calendar, as part of Operation Hakutaku.
Dai-tō-a MrWrong (author) 2017-05-03
There is something in my mouth, underneath the tongue. It's nothing relatively uncommon. Of late, my urine is black and I have excreted strips of paper. Ever since I opened a letter from Robinson…
Database error? MrWrong (author) 2015-12-10
"Some primitive artwork from Uzbekistan…" Jameson summarised, his eyes turning to the attached image files and their captions.
Etymology of die Glocke MrWrong (author) 2016-12-31
Ah Time, it once again brought us trouble, like our marriage. We began to know each other too late, and rushed through it due to coincidence. Additionally, it took only that first and last night to conceive Elisabet. Certainly, Elisabet and our marriage are at least our meagre victory against Time.
Exhibitionist Fantasising MrWrong (author) 2017-06-12
In the place with colourless walls, there is light again. I am inside the place with colourless walls. Fellow Unmoving Ones are inside the place with colourless walls. A part of one of the…
Heroic Spirit Alexei Belitrov MrWrong (author) 2017-08-15
Master, from my understanding, you are a participant of the Holy Grail War. I also understand that my objective is the termination of the other six enemy Servants or their Masters, whichever is more convenient.
How 173 Got to Site-19 MrWrong (author) 2015-06-17
Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile.
Indwelling of Bright MrWrong (author) 2016-09-18
"The D-Castes who are descendants of sinners and heathens! The D-Castes who must repent for their ancestors' sins and heathenry! The D-Castes who will support the Holy Foundation with their bodies!"
Interviews with Prospective Groups of Interest MrWrong (author) 2018-04-01
WANTED: GROUP OF INTEREST A hero is only as good as the villain. The SCP Foundation is looking for prospective Groups of Interest, which can attempt to oppose the SCP Foundation and emphasise the…
Project Morpheus MrWrong (author) 2015-12-06
Project Aims: Establishment of a Class I pseudo-Oneiric Apparition capable of multi-universal communication for the manipulation of extra-universal causalities for the propagation and betterment of the Foundation and its mission statement.
Santa's New Home MrWrong (author) 2015-12-24
'Twas another year's Christmas Eve, and most were asleep in those parts of the world engulfed in the night of the 24th of December. In a certain house located in a certain city at night, a certain…
SCP the Anime, part 4 (Gears/Iceberg, Clef/Kondraki, Rights/Light, Kain, monkey!Bright) MrWrong (author) 2016-04-02
THE FOLLOWING PROGRAMME HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR APPROPRIATE AUDIENCES BY THE DAI AKIHABARA TEREBI ANIME RINRI KANRI IINKAI. THE ANIME HAS BEEN RATED R+15. NO ONE UNDER 15 ADMITTED. SOME MATERIAL INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 15.
The Picture of an Unian MrWrong (author) 2017-12-28
Inoculation of Solidarity textual memetic carrier completed. Thank you for your patience. Please proceed with visual observation of text. Introduction The Picture of an Unian is a visual…
The Cage Multiscoop (author) 2016-08-11
Journal of Frank Adam Bourne 26/04/2013: Today was a little strange. I had just closed up and was heading out the door when a short man in a suit approached me. He asked if I was interested in a…
The Audience murphy_slaw (author) 2012-05-20
Margie sits back on the sofa in the family room and rubs her feet. The digitized tones of Beethoven's Fifth tell her that she's got a phone call. She wedges her phone between her chin and shoulder…

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I Can't Nacht Ruine (author) 2012-11-18
I can't feel your hair, the river streaming down Out of your head and into my open lap. It once was such silk, always soft to feel, But now so sparse and wired. How frayed, such disarray. I can't…
A Man At the Top of His Profession name (author) 2009-03-21
1985 Sometimes, when he was feeling particularly ungrateful, Doctor Glut wondered why his younger, redheaded wife had married him, and theorized that it might be because of some kind of father…
The Bacterium (Part One) name (author) 2009-01-20
Not up to scale Incident Report 5615-XX-16 Witness: Charles Vuncouth Date: ██/██/██/ Synopsis: At 1500 hours, I was told by my direct superiors that I was going to be airdropped into a…
The Bacterium (Part Two) name (author) 2009-01-21
Extract from the Journal of Doctor Buried: It fits doesn't it. In the old textbooks from my school days with all the families of organisms charted out, viruses were conspicuously absent. And they…
Kingdom of Stone: The End of a Man Nanoro (author) 2014-09-09
I walked. I knew my end was near. I had not felt my feet for ages now, Overseer knows for how long. They used to ache, but that stopped quickly. As soon as they began to turn to stone, that is. I am…
Underbed Nanoro (author) 2014-10-06
my mummy bouhgt me a diary I really like it I dunt really know how to write good yet tough it has butterflies on it I like butterflies and green creyons I writted this with creyon okay I have to go…
Blessed Harvest Nequin Tis (author) 2018-08-14
"Shuren! The kids say they'll be here in a small hour!" "Ou! I'm almost finished here!" Shuren went back to his harvesting, steady and firm as he had always been. He thought of topics to discuss…
Faith and Knighthood Nighkos (author) 2013-08-31
"A Templar Knight is truly a fearless knight, and secure on every side, for his soul is protected by the armour of faith, just as his body is protected by the armour of steel. He is thus doubly…
Just Another Nobody Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
It was that soft twilight hour. The sun had fallen beneath the sea, signaling the youth on the beach that the time was right. The bonfire was lit and the music played. They laughed and danced….
What Nobody Wants Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
"We're not the bad guys. All that about us using anomalies to destroy or take over the world, it's nonsense! The fact is, the deck is stacked against us. With so much out there that could destroy…
Empathy NiKaDra (author) 2017-06-11
It was right in front of him. He knew the danger he was in. He knew that if he blinked, he would die But he wasn't afraid. He wasn't reluctant. He didn't want to leave. Instead he embraced the…
A Well Practiced Introduction Nioki (author) 2010-05-09
I shivered like a jackhammer, even with my heavy down jacket drawn up around my neck. It felt like at least ten below zero, thanks to the wind chill, which by all logic should have been stopped by…
And It Starts With A Song Nioki (author) 2010-02-17
The end of the world starts with a song. You wake up, still hopped up on the pain pills they pass out like candy here. Someone changed the radio station while you were out, instead of sports scores…
Dear Diary Nioki (author) 2009-12-07
Dear Diary ……………………… *Click click tap click tap tap tap* Alright, Videira. Here's the script you were wondering about. This thing was a sort of dramatization of a little research disaster that…
Experiment Log 239-C Nioki (author) 2010-05-29
Experiment 239-C will consist of SCP-239 being presented with a small (30 page) blank book and a pack of 16 colored crayons. Subject will be encouraged to write and/or draw inside it daily….
Sailing To Gallipoli Nioki (author) 2010-03-23
His scarred chin had a single line of saliva running down it, clinging to the indented flesh, and I reached forward with my tissue to wipe it off. The scar ran from his right cheekbone downwards,…
Stage Fright NomadMonad (author) 2014-11-22
If I do, and I'm wrong, humanity dies. For a year or two. If I don't, and I'm right, humanity dies. Forever. The figure stared at the stone wall for a moment, wearing sweatpants and a hoodie, as if…
Some of These Things Don’t Need Food Nonsense (author) 2014-08-10
I have been with the Foundation for a few years now, but never in this deep. Up until now I had just been serving meals to the human test subjects. It felt like serving meals to prisoners – and some…
Avian Anthology I not_a_seagull (author)
FloppyPhoenix (author)
Quantum Physician (author)
Dr Aers (author)
2018-06-15
Timeless Substrate | The Noosphere Thoth peered into the Noosphere with an astute curiosity. He glanced down at the ocean of minds: a whirlpool of purple, pink, green, and blue specks, laid out…
Homaquis not_a_seagull (author) 2018-03-15
The moonlight made the clear pond dazzle on a cloudless night in Florida. The pond smelled of mildew, compost, and the fresh metal of the newly installed fence surrounding the lake. Sarah stood…
Join the Flock not_a_seagull (author) 2018-05-19
ANALYSIS OF ANOMALY We have analyzed the interviews with subjects that come out of SCP-3662. Though all of their experiences vary wildly, there has been an interesting constant. All subjects have…
Katz and Dogs not_a_seagull (author) 2018-09-01
Excerpt from a communication over the Foundation sIRCp network between Senior Legal Consultant Sheldon Katz (nickname skatz) and Senior Researcher Harold Graham (nickname maninthecomputer): skatz:…
Tales of the Automaton: The Big Birdocalypse not_a_seagull (author) 2018-05-23
Site-17 was in ruins. The once well-kept grounds of the site were littered with debris and ash. Inside the site, tables were overturned, shattered glass was spread, and the containment cells were…
The Little Robot that Could not_a_seagull (author) 2017-08-14
SCP-2785 sat in his room. It was a small room, and there was not much to do, but SCP-2785 didn't mind. He knew that if he just sat in his room, eventually, he'd be let out again. He'd get to…
The Scent of a Toaster not_a_seagull (author) 2018-09-12
INCIDENT LOG Following the success of Project Eisen-Simpson and the containment of SCP-4799-1, SCP-4799-1 breached containment by reverse engineering the refrigeration unit in its cell to create a…
The Shape of Water is Humanoid not_a_seagull (author) 2018-02-20
It was a dark and stormy night at the lake. Not a soul stirred; all the lakeside cabins were either abandoned for the winter or their occupants were fast asleep. The vermin of the lake were all…
Vacation Opportunity not_a_seagull (author) 2018-02-18
Document 2217-#4532 Foreword: The following advertisement was aired on several television channels on ██/██/████. None of the channel managers could explain the presence of this advertisement. …
Your Guard not_a_seagull (author) 2018-07-30
Good day, kid. Sit down, I won't bite ya'. Could I getcha' anything to drink? Water? Milk? Sorry, I'm not allowed to keep beer in here. The Site Director doesn't want us drunk on duty. I'll cut to…
After Destruction NovaeDeArx (author) 2012-07-09
Document 144b-O5-EO was discovered in █████, ████████ on ██/██/████, following an experiment with SCP-███ to investigate nearby ██████████████. Refer to Document 144a-O5-EO for full recovery report….

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Der Machandelbaum Oboebandgeek99 (author) 2017-04-09
Even in broad daylight, the forest was still a foreboding environment. The shadows of the trees made bright daylight dimmer. Apart from the wind and some occasional birds, it was quiet. Dr. Flora…
Narcissus Oboebandgeek99 (author) 2016-02-11
An Echo haunted flower grows more curious by the hour.                                                                                                                             Twice as lucky…
ANTI-PUBLIC Interference ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-02-11
FROM: PA-01 (PA01-mail-3754298) TO: PA Mailing List 31 Jul 429 09:00:54 Subject: Memorandum on Jack the Suppressor Good Knowledge, Recently, a proposal was put forward to me by the head of the…
For the RE-PUBLIC ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-03-05
Kalefheit, a city of opulent splendor and obscene poverty. Kalefheit, the place where fortunes came and went as quickly as the sunset. Kalefheit, the beating, chaotic heart of the New World that had…
Giving Up ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-05-07
Howard was dead. Pamela had known it would happen sooner or later - it was why her mother had disapproved of her getting involved with him, and it seemed she had been proven right. Even as the…
Iterations ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-05-30
I am Masahiro Goto, formerly SCP-2265-A. Five years ago I was released from a twenty year time loop. I need not elaborate further; the Foundation gave me a (heavily censored) copy of my…
Pain ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-06-10
Nikolai rubbed his hands together for what felt like the millionth time. Even after months here, he still was not accustomed to Stalingrad - the battle or the weather. I miss Vladivostok… Still,…
Traffic Resumes ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-04-17
"So, have you got everything down? The previous crew should be arriving in half an hour." "I think so. Man, this is the strangest assignment I've ever been on." "Yeah, 2771 duty is…memorable, if…
Worth a Shot ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-03-28
It was March 6th, and New York was still. Doctor Selvece fished a lighter and a pack of cigarettes out of his backpack and stared at the dead shell of Midtown Manhattan. Corpses lined every street,…
La Marcha GrenaDEETa OthellotheCat (author) 2018-09-11
"…Now what have I got left? Paris. Maybe that's enough for some, but it isn't for me anymore. Because the more beautiful everything is… the more it will hurt without you," said Jerry. "Jerry… don't…
Let Her Heart DEET Once More OthellotheCat (author) 2018-08-29
The doctor was growing frustrated. How long had it been since his last surgery? A month? A year? Ten years? A hundred? His fingers were itching to be able to perform again, to put to test his new…
Population Control(led) OthellotheCat (author) 2018-05-25
It's hard to get the image of a sky that's 90 percent bugs out of your head, even if you've seen some pretty gruesome stuff in your line of work. Our hands were already tied since everything up…
Katrina and Morgan and Little Miss Dotty Doo OverThinking (author) 2015-07-28
Katrina sat on the red bench, her shiny Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lunchbox to her left, and Little Miss Dotty Doo tucked under her right arm. The sun felt nice on her face. She absently swung…
Re: Promotion OverThinking (author) 2015-07-03
Anyway, congratulations on your promotion. I can tell you                                                                                                                             To:…
A Circus Milked Dry OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-06-29
A Circus of a Wreck » A few miles east of the remains of a fairgrounds, a gopher stuck its head out of its hole and squinted into the boiling afternoon heat. It looked around curiously, surveying…
A Circus of a Wreck OZ Ouroboros (author) 2015-03-05
« | A Circus Milked Dry | A Circus With Paranoia » A sudden crack broke the silence of a vast, infinite plane of the white landscape known to the Clowns of the Circus of Disquieting as the…
A Circus With Paranoia OZ Ouroboros (author) 2015-03-15
« A Circus of a Wreck … … …♪~♪~…. …♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~…. ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪ ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪ "I can stand the sight of worms And look at microscopic germs But technicolor pachyderms Is really too much…
Bananazilla Begins, Part I OZ Ouroboros (author) 2017-04-24
"… And then flushed the rest of them down the goddamn toilet." Dr. Pearl Watkins, lead scientist at Aquagene Pet Shop, hung her head as she slumped in her chair. She wasn't sure what to feel. At…
Bananazilla Begins, Part II OZ Ouroboros (author) 2017-04-29
…This is bananas. Marcus Nakamura stayed silent with fear as the armored van carrying him and Dr. Pearl Watkins rumbled softly down the road to who knows where. Things had taken a very sudden turn…
Beasts of the Old Letters KnightKnight (author)
OZ Ouroboros (author)
2015-12-31
You hold in your hands the paper keys, the keys that can unlock Fantasy. When I first discovered this wondrous land, I could scarcely believe everything before me. The spiraling and floating…
Free Freaks OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-07-08
Kagome kagome Kago no naka no tori wa Itsu itsu deyaru Yoake no ban ni Tsuru to kame ga subetta. Ushiro no shoumen daare Yume Kurosawa hummed an old Japanese children's game song to herself as she…
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