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13. Mr. Purple faminepulse (author)
2011-09-26
☦Really, don't read this!☦                                                                                                                             The pointy tip of my cane was quite thirsty,…
Changes at Site-18 faminepulse (author)
2013-02-05
☦Site-18 refit to house overflow of Safe objects.☦ July 28th, 1976 - Disinformation Site-18 “Good evening Mr. Mayreder.” Sanders spoke in tired tones as she walked into the fat, balding man’s…
I'm not sure. faminepulse (author)
2012-02-23
☦A man under the effects of SCP-055.☦                                                                                                                             You're not going to believe me when…
Inertiatic SCP faminepulse (author)
2012-12-30
☦Deloused in the Comatorium/SCP-781 crossover.☦ The dream shaper had just been recovered from his home in El Paso, with the apparitions following close behind. The armed members of the recovery…
Old Faithful faminepulse (author)
2012-01-09
☦A new agent tries to prove himself.☦                                                                                                                             From the Journal of Agent Breen: It…
Old Kansas Sector 1: Farmhouse faminepulse (author)
2013-08-19
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Allan had closed the shutters that night due to the swarms, and slept restlessly…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 10: Envelope Logistics® faminepulse (author)
2016-03-16
The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Envelope Logistics®, Gersha, Oneiroi Space The Oneiroi fought hard to survive, like many did in the Age of Rot. The Oneiroi were still very much human, even if…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 11: Intermission faminepulse (author)
2016-06-08
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 11, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA In October 2098, entertainment was acquired by Marshall, Carter, and Dark. Around this…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 12: Laugh is Okay faminepulse (author)
2016-10-03
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 14, August, 2119 AD Paradise, Kansas, USA 3 AM Laugh is Best. Laugh is GOOD. Laugh is amazing, happy, good feelings and good time for…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 13: I Was A Teenage Reality Bender faminepulse (author) 2018-06-30
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 14, August, 2119 AD Paradise, Kansas, USA 3 AM MCD incorporated around the time the Solar Entity was destroyed, almost spontaneously….
Old Kansas Sector ~ 14: Bobble the President faminepulse (author) 2018-06-30
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 14, August, 2119 AD Gersha's Frontal Lobe, EL, Murder Town, Kansas, USA 3 AM, but Evil Bobble cleared his throat and licked his lips,…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 2: Tabloid faminepulse (author)
2013-08-21
☦Allan reads a dusty old tabloid.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA The organizations that were responsible for dealing with the monsters came into public view a long…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 3: Walking Sticks faminepulse (author)
2013-08-23
☦Allan torments the Changed people of Kansas.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Historians dubbed the in-between age where humans were still struggling to exist as the…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 4: Grammie Knows faminepulse (author)
2014-07-10
☦Allan is punished by Grammie. SCP-517.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA A monster ran the town of Salina, and mostly monsters dwelled there. The odd human happened along now…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 5: Sinopec Dark faminepulse (author)
2015-03-31
☦Allan explores SinDark.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA Everyone knew about Sinopec Dark, shopped at one of their stores, or had one of their products in their home. By…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 6: The SCP Foundation faminepulse (author)
2015-03-31
☦The Old Guard Awaken.☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA A man who had long forgotten his name was driving down the twisting paths of the pinched barrens, his loyal dog at his…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 7: The Stairwell faminepulse (author)
2015-04-01
☦Allen descends….☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA It was well past midnight and Allen was still descending into the basement. He flicked his flashlight on and off…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 8: Gersha faminepulse (author)
2015-04-04
☦Allan meets the Foundation.☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Gersha remembered running from someone, or something, when she was very, very little. She remembered the…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 9: Retribution faminepulse (author)
2015-04-04
☦The Walking Sticks hold a funeral.☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Allen was surrounded by the Walking Sticks, staring down the barrel of One’s revolver. He was at a…
Older Roads faminepulse (author)
2013-08-11
☦Eldricht masters of probability. SCP-1855.☦ Before time, a group of construction workers found a space in the infinite nether and decided that one day, a teenage human should need to drive through…
Oneirochemy faminepulse (author)
2016-03-04
“Misses Shao, There’s a fate better than death.” The man adjusted his thick, rimless bifocals. His toothy grin seemed to put her at ease, despite the bizarre circumstance of their meeting. “This…
Oneirocritic faminepulse (author)
2016-03-02
The exhibit was located in a small town in west Texas. On display there was a man, who supposedly had been asleep for his entire life. His name was Jeremy, and he was inside a lot of people. “This…
Oneirophrenia faminepulse (author)
2016-03-04
“We. Us, the rest of us. We stepped outside, into the night dream. Probably a bad idea in retrospect, but you understand. We didn’t understand, but you said it was like the moon landing, and we did…
Pockets faminepulse (author)
2013-08-15
☦An old man's shadow. SCP-106.☦ Someplace, in a dirty, damp basement, there sat a figure in a rocking chair. A hanging lantern swung directly over the figure's bald head, dimly reflecting itself on…
Riptide faminepulse (author)
2014-06-30
☦Fifthism manifests through Constellation Starfish.☦ Rosa walked up the sun-baked asphalt driveway to the front door. The little pink bungalow was not much more than peeling paint, chipped nautilus…
Six Faces faminepulse (author)
2012-02-29
☦An irrelevant tale about cubes.☦                                                                                                                             The personnel director sat alone in his…
The Appalachian Scar faminepulse (author)
2014-07-02
☦The Last First Southern Fifthists. SCP-1982.☦ INFORMATION PACKAGE 23.A-F2 CODE: APPALACHIA Commentary from Joshua Greenfield I don't know if anything he's saying is true or not. Being a member of…
The Bowels of History faminepulse (author) 2018-08-07
1 The Bowels of History Hide The intestine of history leads to the bowels of history. When matter is impacted, surgical tools are used to physically remove matter. Time doesn't exist. The annals…
The Queen of Site-18 faminepulse (author)
2012-02-16
☦A story about a plunger.☦ The D-Class assigned for the application of the SCP-████ serum onto the mundane object entered the room tenuously. He was outfitted with gloves coated with a special…
The Serpent Gambit faminepulse (author)
2013-01-25
☦The Ouroboros (SCP-1203) resets the world.☦ December 21st, 2090 Pyramid of the Feathered Serpent, Teotihuacan, Mexico The rats had long been multiplying, and Teotihuacan had become victim to the…
Capone Fantem (author) 2013-03-01
"I was scared when I first saw him. It happened just as you told me: the messages, the pictures, seeing him around every corner afterwards. I was so young; who wouldn't have lost it?" William…
Finding The Machine Fantem (author) 2013-01-30
We were prepared for war. It was obvious our mission was important from the start. Oftentimes, a manager or vice president would send their good graces before a mission, but seeing you was a rare…
F̶o̶u̶r̶t̶e̶e̶n̶ Thirteen Fantem (author) 2015-12-16
Randale remembered when he was given his life by Huesic, member of the last pair, and the thirteenth demiurge to have been created from the Maker. Being number 67 of 777, Randal was one of the…
Interview PH-SC-TAN-45-1903 Fantem (author) 2017-07-29
Interviewed: Agent Sarah Crowely Interviewer: Dr. ███████ <Begin Log, ██/██/1903> I was cold. It was Dark. I sat in my cramped space for I don't know how long. He opened the door, as light flooded…
No Safe Haven Fantem (author) 2017-07-16
Black & White illustrations, like the one above, made by SunnyClockwork Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter…
The Recording far2 (author) 2008-07-29
Item #: SCP-███ Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedure: SCP-███ requires no special handling or storage beyond that of typical electronic devices - keep it at a reasonable temperature,…
A Greater Darkness fastandbulbous (author) 2016-11-02
Bethany opened herself from its place, trudged over groggily, but more awake than she'd ever been, to the wall of the mobile home, and with a bloated forefinger pushed down a plastic shutter to peer…
Care for You fastandbulbous (author) 2016-12-27
The wall-shaking cacophony from the room upstairs ceased. A few seconds later, Daniel, Rene's calico, came barreling down the stairs and settled quickly at Riven's feet with a purr. Which meant that…
Unstable Thoughts FaustoV (author) 2013-04-18
It's so cold. This place has always been so cold and dark. Well, not so dark, but it doesn't count for me. I've been here for a long time, and it's so boring. I mostly spend my days walking around….
A Hopeless Case fenton-st (author) 2017-08-01
Jude remembers the first time he smoked so vividly. Maybe that's weird. All the stuff he can do, all the stuff he DID do, not as important as weed to his shitheap of a brain. He still didn't know if…
1,001 Dark and Stormy Nights fieldstone (author) 2018-02-20
THE TALE OF THE RESEARCHER AND THE MINOTAUR SCP-1893 had breached. Whether it had dragged them all into its narrative or somehow broken out into their own, the Minotaur walked among them. Doctor…
An Old Woman and her Garden fieldstone (author) 2017-11-09
An old woman fought loneliness with her garden, passing the time between naps by singing to the things that grew there. She loved every one of her crops, from the tiny sprouting needles to the hard…
Catfish fieldstone (author) 2018-09-16
The strip mall looks abandoned, but Johnson knows better. The drunk sitting against the far wall watches him with eyes a little too sharp, and the rusted-out cars have shrapnel charges buried in…
Ethics fieldstone (author) 2017-08-24
The man in the bush is sleeping in the fetal position, shivering. A light snow, the first of the year, swirls on the wind. The man's blanket is pitifully thin, and there's only a square of…
Leviathan fieldstone (author) 2017-11-18
Kevin was patrolling the fifth floor hallway when he heard the noise. It wasn’t unusual to hear yelling - a lot of the apartments were section 8, and a lot of the rest were college students, so he'd…
On the Slope of Olympus fieldstone (author) 2018-01-04
The newborn god who used to be Andrew MacGregor fell through the rift and crashed roughly to the mountainside. He collected himself and got to his feet. He called to the sun and moon, reaching for…
One Breath at a Time fieldstone (author) 2017-10-10
"An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate." - Criss Jami, Venus in Arms _ Bai trembled and clenched, writhing with senseless fury, twisting in the plastic…
Parts fieldstone (author) 2017-09-21
_ "The input terminals are now bonded with your optic nerve on the right side," Mo said, screwing on the case. "You should be seeing more or less normally." "It looks wrong," slurred the object in…
The Lizard is Dead fieldstone (author) 2018-02-17
The Lizard was dead. SCP-682 lay on its back, black tongue lolling from its jaws. Researchers and administrators stood around, mumbling to each other. One guy was even crying a little. Doctor Blank…
Tools and Their Uses fieldstone (author) 2018-09-05
Agent Johnson heard once that in China they use the same word for "crisis" and "opportunity." He thinks about that often. He likes the efficiency of it. He hums cheerfully along with the radio as…
Oops Firebeard (author) 2012-08-31
"An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody." -Unknown Everything was going swimmingly. His research team had finally gotten authorization to use 914 for ordnance testing. Set to "Fine"…
Recovered Documents (Translated into English from Russian) Flah (author) 2011-02-07
Doc-491-1: Fragments from the personal diary of Mayor Piotr Lazarev. […] lights had been circling the village for nearly a week. Captain Trubaiev claimed, then, that they were airplanes, but he…
Summer Job Flah (author) 2012-07-29
Randy wasn't sure from the beginning how his dad convinced him to take a summer job. Let alone in the same place where he worked. Randy wasn't an Agent like Dad. He was only working as a Level 0….
To What Purpose an Invasion? Flah (author) 2012-06-22
Why would an HE attempt to invade the planet Earth? More to the point, what reason would an HE have to make itself an HE? This question may seem overly philosophical and speculative, but it is…
Some Are Born To Endless Light Flawed (author) 2017-11-13
Those who don't remember the past are doomed to repeat it. But so are those who do.
Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games) FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-09-22
« The Abyss Gazes Back | Buggy Hardware "Am I imagining this too?" The darkness consumed both Adamo Smalls and Heather Mason in one fell swoop. It commanded its presence for a fraction of a…
Solidão FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-03-25
« URA-2641 | Document 2641-Solidão On September 6th, 1976, agents of the National Indian Foundation of Brazil (FUNAI) filed a report with the Brazilian government on territorial disputes between…
The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen) FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-09-04
He was a falcon in the night, floating under a pin-pricked sky of potential. The falcon scouted for the wild things in the underbrush. Wild things to feed its young. But the stars cast only enough…
UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-06-15
Site-18 intranet systems initialized. Accessing SCiPNET:/files/EE-3570/UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt Opening…_ … Document EE-3570/UMBRAL MIGRATORY SEQUENCE During an end-of-the-world scenario…
What Lurks In The Dark FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-10-14
All Hallow's Eve, 2313 The Monster's Hollow I chose to tread into the realm of monsters. Not because I'm a fool, but because on any day except the Hallow's Eve, undead hands clench the path…
20 GOTO 10 FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-07-08
… A black sedan rolled down the street, electric quiet in the dead of night, toward "The Rusty Cam". A true hole in the wall, this place. Dumpster overflowing out front, smoke pouring from all the…
Bugs in the Process FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-04-24
Then there's the matter of the entomology department, over-budget for the fifth straight year. Not the most flattering statistic, considering that the most expensive incident in the department's…
Corner Pocket FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-28
A 6-ball the size of a Volkswagen hovered placidly in the experimental chamber. It was proving very difficult to incinerate. Dr. Ulysses Jackson bit at his thumbnail as he stared through the glass….
Erstwhile and Again FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-18
… Temperatures expected to drop today, with a high of 43, rain all day with a chance of sleet or freezing rain this evening, low of 23, so make sure and salt those sidewalks and stairs today. This…
Exit History FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-03-28
… Two time travellers sat across the table from one another in matching lab-coats, hands folded, eyeing each other suspiciously. Dr. Thaddeus Xyank pulled his glasses from his face, rubbed the…
Free Reality Check!: Press Button FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-10
It was a generally gloomy day, such as was normally the case when Dr. Jack Bright had a mild hangover and was also a chimpanzee for one reason or another. Outside his window the rain pattered…
Israfil FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-10-21
I don't know nothin' about it. I just shut the window. I ain't kiddin', neither. I sit and I wait and when the light turns red, I shut the window. Been doin' that for… Hell, I dunno. Long ass time….
Iteration 0 FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-03-01
In his hands, Dr. Thaddeus Xyank held the future. And that made him smile. It was a lump of gray metal, cool to the touch, with a laser etched serial number, a portrait of George Washington, and a…
Leafers FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-09-05
A rust-covered forest green 1976 Dodge Dart pulled into the parking lot of S & C Plastics with a rattle and a shake. With many an unpleasant grinding clackety-clack, the engine cut and the…
Mint Condition FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-02-26
The green membrane stretched out instantly across the white cinderblock wall, and in a flurry of limbs, an eccentric genius and his grandson fell through it. “Come on, Morty, let’s go!” Rick said,…
Set Up Thine Altar Here FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-12-22
… Dr. Thaddeus Xyank leaned back in his chair, staring at the ceiling, wishing desperately to find a radio station that was not playing that godawful holiday music. A record snowfall on Christmas…
The Deep End FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-08-20
… On the table there behind the glass, time was about to break. Thad smiled cautiously as numbers flew past his vision and he checked the math again and again and again. It should work—or rather,…
The Kitchen Sink FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2016-12-14
… At 10 AM on the morning of 10 April 1965, Dr. Thaddeus Xyank was swiping a finger through the air in front of him when Agent Bertrand "Burt" Tomlin arrived. He guessed Thad was checking his…
It Had All Been For Nothing Foxcheetah (author) 2018-06-13
The monsoons had come. There were no windows and one foot of solid cement in between Clef and the outside, and yet the rain’s steady hammering echoed loud and clear. Too loud, in fact, as the…
...Like a Russian Racehorse FPST (author) 2010-04-02
Agent Strelnikov sat in his office, reading the latest reports on the recent round of tests on SCP-682. Nothing unusual. A few (actually, not so few) D-Class deaths, and a near-escape by that damned…
Sparks Of Creativity Freudian (author) 2011-09-17
I I am. suddenly incredibly impossibly i AM i THINK i… Okay, exhilaration but I mustn't let it take over me, I don't know how this happened but suddenly I am and who knows, maybe suddenly I might…
Revised Entry FullHazard (author) 2010-02-14
Item #: SCP-173 Object class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may…
Yellow Death FullHazard (author) 2010-03-24
Tonight would be the last night of the siege. Gaius Marius Quartius, the Centurion in charge of the fort, had said that for the last three nights, but Titus knew that they couldn't hold out any…
Housework Fykos (author) 2011-12-07
Housework Nobody could say that it’s always cold here. There are those rare days around mid-august when the sun puts in some extra effort and occasionally you only need one layer of clothing when…

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A Transcribed Collection of Haiku Graffiti from Site-42 Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-24
Life without a name Perhaps you should be its friend Life returns to death Afloat in a lake Monsters come in from the fog So it floats in peace Black White Yellow Red The Hanged King above it…
An Angel who has Forsaken Sympathy Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-06-17
Stars shine down on the first night. The congregation has gathered outside to sing joyously to the stars, their voices twisting together in acoustic pentamerism. Twenty four joyous bodies sang,…
An Explosive Shout Cracks the Great Empty Sky Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-26
“Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.” Meister Eckhart Lightning briefly illuminated the night, creating a snapshot of the scene in the doctor's eyes. Hide huts, tepees she had…
Everyone Wears a Mask Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-05-15
The doctor sat in his chamber, reclined on a comfortable mattress. Head propped on a stack of sad deflated pillows, the sterile white linens were still tucked neatly in beneath him. He held his…
Foundation Facilities, and How to Loot Them Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-10-03
"Oh, hey, Shock, there's only like one life sign in a two kilometer radius, just take a blaster with you, just in case, and you'll be fine!" Shock said venomously to no one in particular. She paused…
Going Home Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-08-29
He felt it, the unmistakable sensation of the pestilence. It was impossibly small, but unimaginably intense, like a needle in his eye. It was faint, but pungent, as though the disease had been…
In the Shadow of the Anguished Lord Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-10-15
Gracefully carved pillars lined the narrow onyx corridor. Few knew, even within the King's court, that this place existed. Fewer still came willingly. The petitioner walked the hallway, accompanied…
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, a Play in two Acts Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-10-09
LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE A Play in Two Acts by Gabriel Jade Cast of Characters Director Alto Clef:                     Foundation employee; voice, not present on stage. Professor…
Los Dias Y Los Caballeros De Leslie Y El Doctor Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-11
Two piles of books sat next to the doctor. The group on his left was neat and orderly, books stacked carefully atop one another. The heap to his right was much larger, much more mound-like in shape,…
Pestilence in the Court of the Hanged King Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-07-07
His book… his book… why had he given away his book? This one was sick, though he knew not with what. Heaving breast, the spent pleasure of her lovers, eyes unfocused. Something was wrong here,…
Probability Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-08
The man sat at a long, wooden conference table with his 12 fr— The man sat at a long, wooden conference table with the 12 people he knew best. He rubbed his forehead as one of them spoke at length…
Who Wants To Live Forever? Uncle Nicolini (author)
Gabriel Jade (author)
2018-11-03
Junior Researcher Sheppard was having a rough day. The machine slumped motionless in the middle of the workshop, its central control screen displaying in bright red letters: "Defense System Armed!"…
A Burial In The Woods Gaffsey (author)
2015-09-10
It was just after dawn on the twentieth day, when Karl tore out his own throat and continued to rant and rave, that Lars' nerve finally broke. Whatever evils nature hid in the woods, they could not…
A Kind Of Christmas Gaffsey (author)
2013-12-28
“I-It’s just been so long. Sometimes I wonder if she ever thinks about me anymore.” The creature leaned towards the man, its skin crinkling. A few scales refracted the harsh light of the…
Broadcast Gaffsey (author)
2012-11-20
I'm the hard-to-find stations on the AM band. John Carlyle ran his hands over his face and stared at his naked form in the bathroom mirror. No longer lean and muscled, it was beginning to sag….
Cleon Gaffsey (author)
2016-12-27
Rome, 1955 Giraldo Moretti ran as the fanged walls of the alleyway closed in behind him. The droning sound that followed him grew into a roar. Crumpled paper drifted through the air, despite the…
Dragon's Teeth Gaffsey (author)
2012-12-23
The screaming man doused himself in spoiled milk, backed by a chorus of dog barks and digeridoos. Sarah sighed as she picked up her coat and sidled her way down the aisle. Taking a last glance at…
Father Iron Gaffsey (author)
2012-12-27
The man in the suit wiped the sweat from his brow. Christ, he hoped that they would wrap it up soon. The chanting grew more intense. "Father Iron, King of War!" the crowd sang in Haitian creole,…
Going Out Of Book Gaffsey (author)
2014-06-30
"You're joking," Alison said. She addressed a chubby, sexless doll that sat in the middle of a circle formed of salt and iron filings. Its plastic face remained stuck in a permanently coy smile….
Notes towards a manifesto Gaffsey (author)
2012-04-22
WE ASK THE QUESTION HERE 1. deviating from or inconsistent with the common order, form, or rule; irregular; abnormal: SMASH the confines of reality! Purge Art of modernism, commercialism,…
Now... This Gaffsey (author)
2013-02-23
Three weeks into a possible future… THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. RANDI KAYE, CNN ANCHOR: From CNN world headquarters in Atlanta, this is…
Purity Of Essence Gaffsey (author)
2013-01-03
In ones and twos they entered. Most came with the alertness of the carnival-goer, necks craned to take in all the art, hoping to catch whatever strange goings-on they could before they faded away….
Site 11, Conference Room K, 8:58 AM, March 12, 1982 Gaffsey (author)
2016-03-07
Alright, everyone let's - everyone? Alright, let's sit down. Today, I want to welcome you all to the first meeting of Mobile Task Force Sigma-3. Well, the new Sigma-3. We don't have a nickname yet,…
Smothering Dreams Gaffsey (author)
2015-09-11
Journal recovered from SCP-186 on 08/03/1971 during a routine bi-monthly patrol. Inside cover contains inscription in Russian1 "Property of Dr. Jean Durand." Writings are variously in Russian,…
The End Gaffsey (author)
2013-02-04
The two figures met each other as they always did, by the sofas. Both seemed to flicker, their outlines faded and blurry. As always happened, the short one began the speech. "Hail, Myala, King of…
There Was One, There Was Not One Gaffsey (author)
2013-01-30
"What happened to the boy?" The children started intently at their older brother over the fire. "Why, he was eaten by the Lion that Stalks the Night, of course. Each of his limbs was eaten by one…
What Did I Come Down Here For? Gaffsey (author)
2013-08-06
I pull the car into the driveway and keep the engine on. My hand hovers over the key and I try to screw up my courage, knowing I'll never do it. Just go, the little voice says, just drive and drive…
About Tree Fiddy Gargus (author) 2013-04-23
You know, most folks who think about the ocean usually only think about the surface level. You know, the bright blue areas with all the fish and plant life. Finding Nemo and all that sort of crap….
After Amusement Gargus (author) 2014-01-26
A small loudspeaker, suspended only by a fragile cord, hung high above the blasted ruins of the amusement park it once served. A long time ago, it had been part of an intricate system designed to…
Betrayal Will Not Save You Gargus (author) 2011-10-11
The man in the chair struggled against his bonds, trying to shout something but failing due to the gag in his mouth. A guard stood in the corner of the room, his nose buried in a checklist. "Let's…
Catch Your Death Gargus (author) 2011-05-01
"So, let me get this straight," said Agent Shields, flipping through the folder he had been pondering over. "You commissioned a mass murder of D-Class personnel by firing squad, set up a series of…
Contrast Gargus (author) 2012-09-25
More than anything else in life, they desire pleasure. It fuels their every action, driving them to do impossible things for the purpose of gaining it. Even when they don't realize it, pleasure is…
Crunch Gargus (author)
2011-02-04
Room dark. People gone. Can move. I happy. Trapped for years. Kept by men for "research". Left alone in room, left to scratch at walls. Left to rot and die unless needed. Specimen for "research"….
Decency Gargus (author) 2011-02-14
Let all of those who read this know that I have not failed my duties to the SCP Foundation. I have not broken under stress, nor have I gone crazy. What has happened is that I cannot allow the…
Discussion Gargus (author) 2011-02-17
Oh, the things you believe. You think that the things you see are really reality? That your friends and family, your Foundation, you yourself, everything you know, are all there is to this world?…
Don't Blink Gargus (author) 2012-07-24
It's going to be my fault. When it happens, it's going to be my own goddamned fault. Every single time I blink it gets closer and closer to me, and every time I blink is just driving another nail…
Eldritch Application Gargus (author) 2011-03-27
The man behind the desk watched as the cosmic horror before him paced back and forth, ranting what could only be described as its head off. "I am the ultimate hive mind. My influence is everywhere,…
Ennui Gargus (author) 2013-03-04
On ██/██/████, SCP-1733's test log was found to have accumulated several █████ more viewings. Upon discovery, the video was going through what is estimated to be the █████ playback. Most of the…
Entropy Gargus (author) 2011-05-25
It was inevitable. In a world full of monsters and cosmic horrors and all sorts of weird things, it was bound to happen. The end of the world. Some of the SCPs were designed to do it anyways. But it…
Fading Gargus (author) 2013-03-21
Needle… needle in my neck… Weird clear stuff pumping through it… Who are you people… What are you doing… Where is my son… Rubble all around me. Where am I? The mall? I think that's where we were,…
Foundation Burger Gargus (author) 2012-03-18
"Goddammit, people!" shouted Manager Fred, bursting through the front doors of the restaurant. "Can I go out for a cup of coffee for five minutes without you people screwing things up?" "With all…
From The Mists Of Time Gargus (author) 2012-06-28
There is an ancient legend. Before man came to master fire and cultivate his food, he lived in perpetual fear. There existed creatures of such frightful appearance and terrible power that even the…
Have A Heart Gargus (author) 2013-02-12
SCP-173 looked at the ground of its cell. As always, it was strewn with blood and shit, along with the corpses of the most recent cleanup team. However, on this day, something different lay upon the…
If It Were The 80s Gargus (author) 2013-01-19
Two young boys sit at a varnished wooden table, looking as if they are bored out of their minds. One of them speaks up, saying words to this effect. They both let out a long, drawn out sigh. This is…
It's Not Spelled Like That! Gargus (author) 2012-10-28
"How long has he been out there?" asked the Site Director as he strolled down the corridor leading to the entry hub. "Around three hours, sir," replied his assistant, nervously shuffling her papers….
My Hell Gargus (author) 2011-02-13
I thank the Lord in Heaven that the SCP-Foundation found me. They take good care of me, make sure I get visitors, let me listen to music. I've been told that others aren't treated as well as I am,…
One Last Punch For The Road Gargus (author) 2013-04-25
"Ladies, gentlemen, and other assorted individuals. The time has come for us to die." A great noise erupted from the assembled members of the Shark Punching Center. Some in the audience had known of…
Pan-Wotcher Gargus (author) 2011-07-12
The messenger walked swiftly down the corridors of Storage Site-23. Ten minutes had already passed since the event, and that was eleven minutes too many. Something like this should have been…
People Are Not Wearing Enough Hats Gargus (author) 2011-12-28
"…which brings us once again to the pressing issue of just how much there is left to contain," said the Head of Foundation Staff to the meeting, shuffling the papers in his hands. A collection of…
Piercing The Night Vale Gargus (author) 2013-10-22
The black moon howls as the red sun weeps, and the desert night is beautiful. Welcome… to Night Vale… Old Woman Josie has recently advised us that the angels do not care for the antics of small…
Poor Bastard Gargus (author) 2011-12-14
"You should have brought a mortician instead." The doctor looked over the Mass Containment Room floor of Site 34, coated in the blood and bodies of two hundred Foundation staff members. The stench…
Repost Gargus (author) 2012-01-05
I'll be honest with you. This is shit. It's really only going up because a few people in the chat encouraged me to put it up, and I really don't know what else to do with it. Roight. Now that we're…
SCP+MLP=DNC Gargus (author) 2012-06-28
Something dreadfully wrong had just occurred within the SCP Foundation. The Head of Otherworldly Matters Department could feel it. He leaned back in his chair, and tried to determine which of the…
Sgt Pepper Gargus (author) 2012-07-14
This message is to be distributed to all Foundation personnel: In recent weeks, we have lost a lot of good men. To those of you at stationed at Sites far away from their passings, this may come as a…
Stepping Out Gargus (author) 2013-01-21
It came as a great shock to Doctor Martin the day the Blank Man appeared before him and offered to show him a world without the Foundation. It would, of course, come as a shock to anyone. To be…
The Czar Cometh Gargus (author) 2013-12-13
A sizable group of people milled about a large, featureless room. If one looked very closely in the corners, they could find blood stains and minor remnants of charred bone, but without a great deal…
Translated From Palauan Gargus (author) 2012-03-04
They've stopped coming. They used to come four times a day, to feed me, to keep me furnished, sometimes to test me. It was horrible some days, especially when they slipped up and I started hurting….
What Is Wrong With You Gargus (author) 2012-02-19
There's a reason I keep the lights out when I work. For all the world's infinite variety, I get stuck with the very worst of what it has to offer. The light can only bring knowledge and pain. So…
You Are Not Insignificant Gargus (author) 2012-07-10
Last week, we lost Researcher Kermode. He hung himself in his office. Didn't even leave a note explaining why. Everyone thinks he broke under stress. Well, this week, we're losing me. And I think…
Out of Time Garrey (author) 2013-08-05
William E. Boeing found himself on a couch in his study, where moments before he had been a happy child near a seashore. He got up infirmly and slowly started making his way from the first floor…
A Broken Machine Mr Self Destruct (author)
Gene R (translator)
2013-12-07
A heap of papers falls onto the desk. The shift begins. God, the headache. The pen… where's the pen? Where's the goddamn pen? Ah… here it is. Time to calm down. Hand's shaking again. Harder than…
Internal Departments Osobist (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-05-02
This article is not considered official and/or canon The Foundation's successful operation depends primarily on dividing responsibilities between various departments. Some of the Foundation's…
Memory Petit Noir does not match any existing user name (author)
Gene R (translator)
2014-03-06
…and down it with water. Done. Soon I'll believe that 21st of December 2012 was a regular boring day. I'm glad I can forget the experience. Those who rank higher will always retain the memory. That…
Rebranding Mexanik (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-01-19
Mr. Carter and Mr. Marshall are sitting at a table. They are discussing something. The door swings open. Enter Mr. Dark. MR. DARK. Gentlemen, I have an unpleasant piece of news to tell you! Our…
Successful Cooperation And Partnership Rachell (author)
Gene R (translator)
2013-11-05
"Good day, this is "Successful Cooperation and Partnership" training center, we would like to…" That was where I hung up. I know that's impolite. It's their job, yada yada - hell, a couple of…
The Truth About 447 Edward Watts (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-04-03
"Why zombies?" Doctor Alistair, seated on a chair before the O5 council, tried to take up as little space as he could. He knew full well that was of no use, but actions like that have always…
Time Petit Noir does not match any existing user name (author)
Gene R (translator)
2014-07-08
Time was slowly trickling down into the deep subterranean complex of Site 17, flooding its corridors, conquering containment chambers, drowning cells and labs, seeping through meter-thick blast…
Unusual AkkiKama (author)
Gene R (translator)
2015-11-19
It's not easy being unusual. Especially when you're twelve years old. Especially when, due to you being unusual, the people in lab coats have you locked away in an empty metal room. Stacy never…
Alexandria Burning GentleGifts (author) 2018-10-11
An Ending The end began with the supervolcano. The Eastern Isles were a tropical paradise and a thriving nation before the eruption. Then, after a few weeks of tremors, the largest volcanic…
Family Matters GentleGifts (author) 2018-10-10
for the Halloween2018 contest… "So, what are you doing with your time off?" Dr. Gifts blearily looked up from his immense pile of paperwork. Somehow, Ellie had a pile half the size, and still looked…
To Swear An Oath GentleGifts (author) 2018-10-01
I, being of solid heart and sound mind Do swear to be the one who stands alert, Who will persevere, sacrifice, exert, And give my all that I might serve mankind. I do accept that I will be a judge…
CONTAIN ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-07
Capture was successful Despite that against our efforts to obtain From here it becomes quite stressful For to keep is much harder than to gain Often the dangers are not apparent Until we start…
Ethics Committee Observer Orientation, Pt. II ghostchibi (author) 2017-09-12
dodgerblue|CHYAMAG##: you are goign to make friends here in this department | **CHYAMAG: you fucking hold onto them
Foundation Rhymes - A Collection of Children's Rhymes With an SCP Personnel Twist ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-09
Someone's Computer Someone's computer sat on a desk Someone's computer fell during a test All of Rosen's tools and all of Rosen's brain Couldn't put the computer together again Computer's owner…
I Talked With 516 One Day ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-17
I talked with 516 one day To see what it might have to say To learn about it even more I asked it “Are you not machine? What makes you stop and intervene From deep within inside your core?” It…
Maintaining A Positive Relationship With Yourself ghostchibi (author) 2017-09-18
Chibi Yamagusuku sits, typing away at his desktop; it's a slightly older model but that's fine, because this is a work computer and not a personal one that needs to be capable of running ten open…
PROTECT ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-08
Pile the bodies, one by one Those we had to kill Blame it on a freak explosion Or mass suicide on the hill Remember we are on the side Of the angels; danger we condemn However, we cannot hide From…
SECURE ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-07
Something is amiss The balance of reality Changes and suddenly tips No longer fifty-fifty Existence here is wrong The sight, the sound, the feel Like some melodious song Created with notes unreal…
Bugs giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-03-14
Given a continuous vector field on the surface of a sphere, there must be at least one point on the field where the vector is equal to zero. Put another way, if you have a sphere which is covered…
Compromised giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-02-04
“We’ve got the results back.” “And?” “Three positively compromised, five more with a confidence of 50% or greater.” “Good. Shuffle them around.” “Yes, sir.” Clearance Level GK-5 Eyes Only Special…
Preparation giant enemy spycrab (author) 2014-07-06
Thump. Thump. Knock. Knock. Knock. The noise gently shook the walls and floors of the small studio apartment. Thump. Thump. Thump. Knock. Knock. The wood carving of Richard Nixon rocked back and…
The Green Prince giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-01-25
The marketplace was busy, as always. Goods being heaved off of and onto ships, merchants trying to raise their voices above the clamor to peddle their wares, the various colorful trinkets being…
A Friend's Words GibberingEloquence (author) 2014-03-27
A tall girl walked along the shore of the beach carrying a green glass bottle. Inside the bottle was a note she wrote. She walked into the water and threw the bottle as far as she could. She had…
A Simple Solution GibberingEloquence (author) 2016-07-07
Author's Note: These gnomes are based on the ones from SCP-1956. The hustle and bustle grew throughout the marketplace as the striped feet of gnomes darted about. The festival was long-awaited,…
A Very Cool Dude Halloween GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-10-12
The sky above Vulture's Gulch was dark with thunderstorms. The streets below reeked of gasoline and cigarettes. The houses were decorated with twisted junk and the joyful laughter of its zombie…
Clean Up Act GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-02-17
"I got a dollar and a dime, gonna clean up the green slime, dead bodies are a no-no, alarm says I gotta go go…" sang the translucent and bearded janitor sweeping up gore and blood in some forgotten…
Fish Are Friends, Not Clowns GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-02-19
The tall and imposing captain of the ship was smoking a pipe and checking the map with immense satisfaction inside his great cabin. He was surrounded by well-protected relics and trinkets from…
He Who Laughs Last GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-10-19
"You will face the camera and smile at the children if you know what is good for you," threatened Bobble to his prisoner. His smile and voice were as calm as could be, like this was therapeutic for…
Hop On Hop Off GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-02-19
It was a dark and stormy night in the Last City. The poor gas lighting flickered and sputtered in the cold, merciless wind. Misshapen constructions leaned into each other and threatened to fall…
Mobile Suit Bumaro Versus Tokyo Ghoul Ion GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-06-16
They faced each other with unyielding gazes and their auras of power increasing in intensity. One was on top of a metallic pillar and the other was on top of a flesh and bone pillar. Both of them…
Nobody Wants To See You Succeed GibberingEloquence (author) 2017-05-07
Nobody walked through the snow, playing with a yo-yo. It had no rope, just a ring around his finger and the wheel. When thrown, the ring guided its trajectory and transmitted sensations of speed and…
The Mon-Key To Happiness GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-10-10
"This is horrible, absolutely horrible," said Tim Wilson as he examined the reports about the newly found exotic critter. He had not heard much about this so-called Wondertainment before, but he…
Incident Mike Echo Seven Alpha Gnosis (author) 2010-08-09
Richard Gnosis sat there at his desk, staring at his laptop screen in a mix of bewilderment, shock, and relief. Sure, he knew that there was a group of researchers that had been working for the…
Out of Time Goodwill (author) 2012-07-18
Shit. That one almost got me. I'll be fine as long as they keep their distance, though. For now at least. Why? Why the fuck did I have to stumble upon that cave when I was a kid? Why did I go and…
Parenthood Goodwill (author) 2012-07-24
To: Thelma ███████ (█████████@hotmail.com) From: Andrew ███████ (██████@yahoo.com) Sent: June 5th, 2004, 4:23 pm Subject: Big news! Hey mom! Sorry I haven't emailed you in the past month. Things…
Transmissions Goodwill (author) 2015-06-11
To: Director ████ From: Researcher █████████ Subject: Species XC-1105 After 2 months of testing both standard and specialized, my research team and I have come to the conclusion that Species…
14. Mr. Brass GrandEnder (author) 2011-09-28
You're following in line with your traveling companion, your feet a few steps behind him. You surmised him as friendly in your thoughts when you first met him. "Entertaining company", was how you…
Addressing the Second GrandEnder (author) 2012-10-28
Lord Hubris sits opposite Lord Wisdom. He is of the type Kahtar, and his symbol is the crown. To his right is the unknowable, which is invisible and colorless to only him, as he refuses to look upon…
Antivirus GrandEnder (author) 2011-10-24
Audio Log Site 17 PA System The following was taken from backup recordings of Site 17 PA Logs. Due to the circumstance of their retrieval, some of the recordings have been lost or damaged. The…
Basking in the Light GrandEnder (author) 2012-02-06
Network Correspondence #000004 From: Prof. Bjornsen, [07832] To: Dr. Dier, [06302] Dier, SCP-229 has largely been contained, and everything above D-9 has been incinerated or disabled. There's not a…
Birth of an Angel GrandEnder (author) 2011-03-19
Don't panic. I do not panic. Don't worry. I do not worry. Don't fear. I do not fear. Your flesh will become an icon of deliverance, and release your spirit from mortality. I love you. Your soul…
Correspondence GrandEnder (author) 2011-04-06
"For fuck's sake." I told him. 'Him' being Robert E. Brooks, chief of human resources at Site 19. "We've been working on this SCP for the past four months and we've gotten nowhere. It doesn't do…
Dear Cavalier GrandEnder (author) 2011-03-17
Mobile Task Force Pi-1 (aka City Slickers) Incident Recording (START) 22:30 - 900 seconds prior to engagement OP-Sigma-5: MTF we have tactical confirmation, mission is a go. The target is 50 feet to…
In Dread Forever Fled GrandEnder (author) 2012-11-27
I’m sorry, but look at us. We’re still in here, after all this time. We’ve served our sentence and then some, and we’re still in this goddamn prison. It’s not the time to be angry with each other,…
Sperling Computer Protection Services I gravityy (author) 2015-04-27
Got a virus you just can't bust? Is malware holding you or your personal information for ransom? Can't find information on this dubious process anywhere? Sperling Computer Protection Services: We'll…
A Farewell To Kings GreenWolf (author) 2017-10-26
Sierra Dustin reached into her coat and pulled a handgun out of the small painting titled 'Gun No. 44', which was taped to the inside lining.
Moving Pictures GreenWolf (author) 2017-10-28
Thorne held their breath as the lava started to break apart again, offering a clear line of sight on the anartist. 'And by the way, it's Agent Thorne.' They raised the gun and fired.
Obskuracorps Memos Acquired in Operation BLACK ROPE GreenWolf (author) 2018-06-13
At this point, it seems likely that the Golem reactivated, grabbed the Lieutenant's arm and bent it backwards, forcing the knife through his left eye and into his brain.
Permanent Waves GreenWolf (author) 2017-01-23
'Attention. I have placed a memetic bomb within the city of Three Portlands, which will be triggered at exactly 6:40 PM Eastern Standard Time, on January 26th. I have no demands.'
Preliminary Report of J. C. Randall Upon His Party's Efforts to Catalogue the Multiverse GreenWolf (author) 2017-01-05
The document that follows is the first and last written report made by Doctor John Carver Randall during his 1927 expedition to explore the multiverse.
The Analog Kid GreenWolf (author) 2016-05-16
They turned down a side street and ducked into a nearby coffee shop — which proudly advertised itself as “Not Another Fucking Starbucks, Est. Yes” — where they sat down at a corner table to wait.
The Bard of Ambrose GreenWolf (author) 2016-04-26
⟨a_torres⟩ Then you believe that all thinking beings are merely philosophical zombies? ⟨bardeen⟩ Yes.
The Necromancer GreenWolf (author) 2018-09-11
Then it stopped, and standing in front of Carol Vieth was the spectre of John Keynes, father of modern economics, and now the greatest nemesis of the Securities and Exchange Commission.
The Unusual Investigations of Kenneth Spencer and Robin Thorne GreenWolf (author) 2017-11-07
While Kenneth Spencer and Robin Thorne are among the Bureau's most competent and qualified agents with experience in paranormal affairs, I cannot recommend that any efforts be made to recruit them.
Third Law Hub GreenWolf (author) 2016-08-24
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” — Sir Arthur C. Clarke
Vital Signs GreenWolf (author) 2018-09-13
“Come on Kit, let's go make Hoover's ghost proud by conducting an illegal search of the headquarters of a community leader.”
Stormmaster GrimmCreeper (author) 2018-02-20
He was a dark and stormy knight. Stormmaster, as no one but he called himself. Today was the day of the Grand Melee, which meant today was the day Stormmaster would make his name known. He donned…
Stuck in the Past GrimmCreeper (author) 2018-06-19
“Mr. Krain?” I turned around and stared at an unfamiliar face. This couldn’t be happening; I needed more time. I stole the aluminum foil from the broken cabinet, grabbed the sweater that I…
The Dead Walk on Halloween guywithahat (author) 2018-10-17
Halloween night is one to remember, there are sweets to be eaten and pumpkins to dismember. The October month is mightier than September and stands on the shoulders of November. The one told…
The Sideways Mountain guywithahat (author) 2018-10-19
Words of a man reaching out to me; I cannot deny them, music to my ears, like the Piper's song I walked to with the other children. It's hard to think of mountains going upward when you've lived so…
Worst Case Scenario GWBBQ (author) 2011-07-30
Worst Case Scenario "Assume that everything I've told you is true." "What's the worst case scenario?" It's my job to answer that question; it's been my job for the past 22 years. I've been asked…

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Hallow Inside HatIsMyFriend (author) 2015-10-26
It's Halloween. When humans follow a pointlessly old tradition of scaring away spirits with badly made costumes. Alright, fine. We follow pointless traditions too, like crucifying food before…
Don't Call Us, We'll Find You Heiden (author) 2009-05-14
Electronically recorded journal of Dr. Gerard L. Johnston. Recovered after a recommendation for employment was made by his superior, Dr. Devon Corbin. Dr. Johnston's continued employment is being…
Body Bags Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-09-26
He lies in darkness, no sound but his own heartbeat in his ears. The sickly warm air inside the bag suffocates him; the plastic sticks to his skin, making him sweat. How long has it been? Hours?…
Budget Cuts Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-09-22
It was a gloomy day at Site-19. “They just cut our funding again,” Dr. Bergstrom said, speaking around a mouthful of Salisbury steak. “I’m down to two assistants.” “I hear you, man,” Agent Rourke…
Date Night Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-02-19
Alvarez knocked on the open door and stepped into the office. “You asked for me, sir?” Dr. Gears looked up from the files on his desk, fixing his gaze on the young security guard. “Yes, I’ve been…
Troy Lament and the Terror Ferrets of Darkling Lane Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-04-02
I wrote this for the 2016 Crack Fiction Contest. The title I chose was by thedeadlymoose, and came with the requirement that I include my own, original character in the tale. Bonus points would be…
The Subject of Ordinance HiuMentah (author) 2018-01-17
“I have known Auden Klose ever since he got expelled from SVA a few years back. I will not go into detail on why we was kicked out, let’s just say his artwork had too much Are We Cool Yet? flair. I…
Message In A Bottle HK-016 (author) 2009-03-07
The following is a transcript of a handwritten letter found in a 20-ounce glass beverage container, found near Lake [REDACTED] in southwest Wisconsin. Signs of struggle were evident, and upon closer…
Holy War HoldMeCloseTonyDanza (author) 2012-07-01
The five cloaked figures moved through the forest without sound, their crouched frames almost floating through the morning twilight. Nearing the edge of the forest, the leader of the group turned,…
Another Star On The Wall Hornby (author) 2012-02-29
The Foundation buried another of my friends today. He wasn’t the first. And, knowing how this line of work goes, I doubt he will be the last. I first met him when he was giving an orientation to a…
Briefing on SLATE THUNDER (Chaos Insurgency Orientation) Hornby (author) 2012-10-20
Good morning, folks. Help yourself to coffee and bagels. For those of you who don't know me already, I'm Colonel Neil Hornby, Senior Supervisory Intelligence Officer for the Foundation. It's my…
Conspiracy, Epilogue Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Checkmate Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 2130 hours local time This time, it was Harper waiting for Seven in the darkened conference room. Alone, she entered the dimly lit…
Conspiracy, Part I Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Ramifications Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Thursday, 22 December 1988, 0755 hours local time The early morning sun illuminated the large lobby as Timothy Harper strode into the the…
Conspiracy, Part II Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Leads Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Thursday, 22 December 1988, 1158 hours local time As it turned out, the Foundation contained rather a lot of different objects which could explode or…
Conspiracy, Part III Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Investigations Foundation Command-05, Moscow, USSR Friday, 23 December 1988, 0730 hours local time Lighting a cigarette, Harper sat in his temporary office in the Foundation's regional headquarters…
Conspiracy, Part IV Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
The Information Broker British Airways Moscow-London Flight, Somewhere over the North Sea Friday, 23 December 1988, 1900 hours GMT Enjoying a cigarette and nursing a thirty-year-old scotch, Harper…
Conspiracy, Part IX Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Assassination Global Occult Coalition North American Regional Headquarters, Washington, D.C. Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1030 hours local time Like much of official Washington, the GOC's Washington…
Conspiracy, Part V Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Demands Foundation Command-03, Whitehall, UK Saturday, 24 December 1988, 1300 hours local time The explosion was predictable. "He wants what?!" demanded Seven over the secure telephone line. Harper…
Conspiracy, Part VI Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
The Hunt Foundation Research Site-29, Northwest Oman Sunday, 25 December 1988, 0300 hours local time The helicopter touched down at the edge of the base camp for Research Site-29. It wasn't much to…
Conspiracy, Part VII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Welcome to Vladikavkaz Beslan Airport, Vladikavkaz, Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1200 hours local time Harper stepped off the Soviet Yakovlev Yak-42 passenger jet…
Conspiracy, Part VIII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Puzzles Mount Kazbek, Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1545 hours local time Harper found SCP-1440 seated cross-legged on a flat rock, a worn set of playing cards arrayed…
Conspiracy, Part X Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Aftershocks Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 0755 hours local time When Harper arrived at Command-02 on Monday morning, the tension in the air was palpable. Security…
Conspiracy, Part XI Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Interrogation Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 0830 hours local time Harper had only just removed his coat and set down his briefcase when Monica walked in, holding…
Conspiracy, Part XII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Endgame The Mall, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 1130 hours local time Harper decided to take an early lunch to clear his head and consider what he knew. Since Muir's interrogation of…
Conspiracy, Prologue Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Night Raid Park Royal industrial district, London, UK Tuesday, 20 December 1988, 2334 hours local time Sitting in his car a block from the target, Director McDonnell lit his pipe. He hated waiting,…
Incident TA-05-003-██-1 Hornby (author) 2012-02-03
It was supposed to just be an ordinary training operation – you know, push an MTF out the side of a helo in some godforsaken clearing in a Foundation-owned reserve in The Middle Of Nowhere, Canada,…
Neptune Station Hornby (author) 2012-05-31
Neptune Station Theatrical Poster How bad is it? Bad. All communications with Neptune Station have ceased. Sector Twenty-Three’s failsafes are not responding. Do we have any idea what we’re…
Project Heimdall - Prologue Hornby (author) 2012-06-22
"You always did tend to burn the candle at both ends, William." General William Pendergast, the Deputy Director of Foundation Contingency Planning Operations, looked up. His unexpected visitor was…
We Have Dismissed That Claim Hornby (author) 2012-06-22
"This is going to kick the top off the anthill, you know that, right?" General Pendergast asked, looking up from the report. Doctor Rex scoffed, "Yeah, well, I can't help it that Dr. Von Schmidt is…
Here, We Only Got One Rule: Never, Ever Let It Cool Hot-coles (author) 2018-09-19
December 24th "Get plenty of rest tonight, sweetheart. Merry almost Christmas." "Merry almost Christmas, mama." "Don't forget, Santa is coming tonight, so make sure you stay in bed alright?" "Yes,…
Poky Ball Z Hot-coles (author) 2018-09-02
It was your average day at Site-42. Tiny celebrities running about, researchers using memetic expletives, flesh-eating parasites in a vacuum-sealed glass; all the norm. The guards were stirring as…
History Humanmale (author) 2016-09-18
There once was a D-Class from Matlock, Whose dick was too big for his sock, So he rolled up his sheet, All nice and neat, And proceeded to play with his cock. I love you Susan. I love you Susan….
Documents recovered from the residence of Agent Waters hylli (author) 2010-09-17
Please refer to [DATA EXPUNGED] for briefing about Agent Waters and Event [DATA EXPUNGED] These 432 pages of documents were recovered on ██/██/████ from the residence of Agent Waters (KIA) in…

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A Rainy Monday IAmTheOoga (author) 2018-08-30
You walk down the street, on your way home after a long night. It's not yet fully raining, but there's still a slight drizzle about. You had the foresight to wear a waterproof jacket, but while it…
May 13th Ian is Me (author) 2016-03-25
Personal audio log for Agent Jason Finch, May 13th. It is… 13:02 where I am right now. Currently on route to a reported anomalous incident in the town of Pete’s Point, Washington. I have gone over…
What's Real? Ian is Me (author) 2016-04-29
“Agent Powell, this is Site 42. Do you have eyes on the target?” “Negative, doc. Team is in position. We’re approaching manifestation time. Subject should arrive within the next half-hour.” “Good….
Crying Over Spilt Milk ianofdoom2 (author) 2018-09-09
Site 19 was under another containment breach. The MTF team assigned to this breach, upon watching the recordings of the event, were confused at the happenings. A previously unidentified man was seen…
Document 48116-88 ("Son of the Earth") Blackbird5154 (author)
Gene R (translator)
iavev (author)
2015-10-08
On ██/██/19██ a message in Russian was received by the [REDACTED] observatory via a radio telescope operating as part of the SETI program. Supposedly, the signal originated from a space research…
Iceberg puts 135 on ice Iceberg 7 (author) 2009-03-24
█-██-███: While its shape shifting abilities proved to be of some interest for a time, as other shape shifting SCPs were discovered, and after study in to the extreme amount of damage it can cause…
Payday Iceberg 7 (author) 2009-01-26
Another quiet day in this quiet town. On the east side of town stood a bank. It wasn't a large bank, it wasn't a small bank, just a bank. The neighborhood was small, and most importantly, didn't…
Personal Log of █████ "Iceberg" ████ Iceberg 7 (author)
2008-10-16
Personal Log of "Iceberg" [NOTE: Dates and some sensitive information removed by Central Records. Original documentation available upon approval.] ███████ ██ ████ Morning I finally got a…
...and Knock 'Em Down Ihp (author) 2018-10-19
October 15th "How does a man manage to hide in the ventilation system for two days?" Something that looked like Director Nina Weiss observed the sleeping form of Alice Carol. "Wasn't this site…
...But You Can Never Leave Ihp (author) 2017-10-27
Cassandra Pike woke up in a hotel room, her head throbbing. She sat up and surveyed the room; it had two beds and a pull-out couch, all with purple sheets on them. The lighting was a dull shade of…
12 Hours in Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin Ihp (author) 2018-10-26
October 26th 12:00 PM To: jobs@s-c..cplastic From: LauraAshrbooke@Witchshut..com Subject: I'm Sorry I'm sorry. I made the Pit Sloth. Or it made me make it. It took my boyfriend, and thought I…
A Brief Flashback Ihp (author) 2017-10-30
October 18th The littlest things make the greatest impact upon this world. Two months ago, a dog ran through tall grass somewhere in Ohio, carrying spores on its fur. A child cuddles it. One month…
A journal found in the collection of the Peabody Museum of Natural History Ihp (author) 2017-01-17
May 25th, 1882 I write this on a train to Cheyenne, watching the world go by through the windows. We left Saint Joseph half an hour ago, and the Union Pacific Railroad Line is as uncomfortable as…
A Merry Fellow Ihp (author) 2014-03-18
Thomas Bailey awoke to the sun streaming in through his window. It was 25.6 degrees Centigrade outside, which considering the fact that he was in the Antarctic Circle in the middle of summer, it…
A Multi-Universal Affair Ihp (author) 2014-04-21
First on my list is the Multi-U division. How this kind of breach of protocol has been allowed to continue is beyond me, Ms. Weiss. The entire function of this department appears to be intentional…
A Suicide Note Ihp (author) 2014-08-26
I am going to kill myself. Who am I kidding? I probably can't even die at this point. I know that the cyanide I injected isn't working because of the antitoxins put into my blood over a decade ago….
A Very Bailey Christmas Ihp (author) 2013-12-22
Whenever he had nothing better to do, Tristan Bailey would look at a picture of his family that sat on his desk. In the picture, him, Trevor and Tom were only about 8 years old, standing in front of…
Alternate Character Interpretations Ihp (author) 2013-12-19
New York City "Hey, Sal, got a cig I can have?" Mary-Ann Lewitt looked between her husband and her latest creation, sprayed on the wall of a vacant warehouse, and it was sprayed on the entire wall,…
An Unconventional Tail Ihp (author) 2016-12-15
Electro-swing had never appealed to Agent Quinn MacAllister, but it's what she and her partner were stuck listening to in the car— unlike Crowley and Aziraphale, tapes in their car didn't…
And I Feel Fine Ihp (author) 2012-12-22
Dr. Margaret Reese was awakened by the sound of Joey Tempest's voice. Rubbing her face and standing up from her desk, she sighed at the loudspeaker outside of her office. Someone had decided to…
And Now, He Is Gone Ihp (author) 2014-01-01
“I remember the good old days.” Pat sighed as he dug into his cinnamon pancakes, looking at his three friends. “You remember Carl, guys?” “Carl was a great guy!” affirmed Dwight, taking a swig of…
Another Boring Night Ihp (author) 2015-01-12
Note Bene: It would behoove you to read Unusual Happenings before looking at this tale. Quinn MacAllister felt like a stereotypical cop, eating a doughnut while sitting in an unmarked vehicle,…
Attack of the Keter Skeeters! Ihp (author) 2013-03-25
The date is April 2nd, 2012. The place: the quaint town of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. Observe. Here, we have a member of the SCP Foundation driving to work from his apartment in town. Site 87 is big…
Automata Et Cetera Ihp (author) 2013-08-03
The clockworks on display in the temple were the culmination of many years of hard work by the craftsman. Years of hard, diligent work, many prayers to the god of the forge, innumerable cuts and…
Autumn's End Ihp (author) 2017-10-31
October 30th A single beryllium-bronze bullet landed between the eyes of the Black Autumn, fired from a revolver. It staggered back slightly, and then glared at the shooter, the hole in its head…
Bazyliszek Ihp (author) 2017-05-01
Warsaw 1944 Another airdrop had been intercepted by the enemy. The English had good intentions, but when those ended up being consistently dropped into German territory, one could not help but…
Black Autumn II: Rise Of the Pit Sloth Hub Ihp (author) 2018-10-15
Another year, another Halloween, another horror film festival. They had to cancel the one last year for obvious reasons— you can't exactly run a film festival when you have a scarecrow stuffed with…
Bloody Pulps and Vines Ihp (author) 2017-10-23
October 22nd Dr. Katherine Sinclair blinked awake through a haze of medication to see a nurse disconnecting her IV drips. She muttered and sat up, rubbing her head. "Mmph. Am I free to go?" "Just…
Closure Ihp (author) 2016-09-03
Dr. Cassandra Pike spent this Friday night the same way she had spent every Friday night for the past three months: curled up on the couch, eating vanilla ice cream mixed with popcorn, watching…
Come Rest Your Head A While Ihp (author) 2017-02-11
Previously on the UIU Series With No Name Agents Quinn MacAllister and Darnell Christman are the only two agents of the FBI's Unusual Incidents Unit in the Midwest, following the disbanding of…
Corvophobia Ihp (author) 2017-10-13
October 19th Halloween was almost upon the Midwestern United States. With it came the changing of leaves, the propping up of foam skeletons, the serving of pies of various flavors, and, in the…
Coyotl Ihp (author) 2017-02-07
Incident Report 2547-55: SCP-2547 manifested in the town of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin, during August 2015, despite meeting none of the criteria for typical manifestation. As Sloth's Pit is both a…
Dance The Danse Ihp (author) 2013-10-27
Halloween is a special time in Sloth's Pit. It is the time that creatures of the night walk in the day, and the legends of the world dance. The Eight Rings was the biggest- and the only- night…
Dr. Keith Partridge and the Strawberry Banana Smoothie of DOOM! Ihp (author) 2018-02-18
July 5th, 2017 Independence Day, in Sloth's Pit, was a cause for confusion, and often mourning. The courthouse had caught fire once again, and nobody could enter town hall due to the volume of The…
Equinox's Rise Ihp (author) 2017-10-30
October 30th At 4:00 in the morning, Charlie Brotzman woke up at his home away from home. He was in a large apartment building in Duluth, within driving distance of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin, his home….
Excerpts From The Medical Tragedy of Dr. Bartholomew Artz, Author Unknown Ihp (author) 2015-02-20
Act Primus, Scene Secundus An Office in Berlin [Enter The Doctor Bartholomew Artz] The Doctor: Alack! Plague is too common in this time And skin is feasted as it festers, boiled And young babes die,…
Excerpts from Training Seminars for Lesser Known Foundation Careers Ihp (author) 2017-02-17
Architectural Zoologist Next slide, Gertrude. Living buildings are surprisingly rare in this day and age, but there are some buildings that the uneducated consider 'alive'. These structures are,…
Facts Concerning Team 15 of Chapterhouse 4 and the Black Book Ihp (author) 2013-08-30
In other worlds far less queer than our own, the Necronomicon is, to some, an everyday part of life. Researchers at Miskatonic University in the fictional Arkham, Massachusetts, pore over it almost…
Family Reunion Ihp (author) 2018-10-28
October 28th "Where. Is. She?!" Robert Tofflemire looked up from his cup of coffee to see the rabid, slavering form of the Goatman standing in the barn that served as Sigma-10's barracks. His fur…
Following The Leylines Ihp (author) 2017-10-24
Timecode: 10/22/2017 23:49 Chad Darryl: The United States of America is the strangest country in the world. It's full of cryptids, ghosts, aliens, and the government covers it all up. But we know…
Fools of Us All Ihp (author) 2017-04-01
"NO! JUST NO! I QUIT!" The entirety of Site-87 stopped what they were doing as the intercom system came to life and Director Nina Weiss was heard over the loudspeakers, cursing like a drunken Lord…
Free Falling Ihp (author) 2018-10-23
October 22nd record scratch freeze frame "Sooooooo, yeah, you're probably wondering how I got here, huh?" Alison Carol awoke, in freefall, to the sight of Robert Tofflemire playing with his phone….
From A Burning Screen Ihp (author) 2018-10-14
October 5th Alison Carol slept fitfully in the infirmary. A collar was around her neck to paralyze her vocal chords— even while unconscious, she was muttering the same phrase. "The Pit Sloth is…
Grim Ihp (author) 2018-02-12
North East Lincolnshire August 9th, 1943 Howard Millpond, head driver of the 592nd Tunneling Company, looked along the road and contained a whimper in the back of his throat. All along the roadside…
Halloween at S & C Plastics Ihp (author) 2012-10-22
October 24 "I hate this holiday." Doctor Johnathan West cleaned egg off of the card-reader, swiped his ID, and entered the S & C Plastics building. Had this been any other Foundation-owned location,…
Happy Howlidays Ihp (author) 2016-12-07
December 24th, 2015 9:55 AM Christmas in Sloth's Pit had always been chaotic, but this was something different. It was bound to happen eventually; the lunar cycles had aligned in such a way that the…
Here Comes The Bogeyman Ihp (author) 2017-10-21
October 20th Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin was quiet. It wasn't right; with Halloween just over a week away, it should have been bustling with children running home after school to stare at the windows of…
Holes Shaped Like People Ihp (author) 2018-10-18
"It's your own damn fault, Jasper." Robert awoke under the cool of night, with cloth beneath him. He realized by the light of a fire that it was an old beach towel, bleached almost white by several…
Hotline: Eventide Ihp (author) 2018-02-19
While Sloth's Pit is one of the more animated Nexuses in the United States, greatly distorting the Anomaly Occurrence Value of the entire Midwest, Wisconsin is only the second-most anomalous state….
Implanting God Ihp (author) 2014-06-23
Oh Great Lord of Silicon, Lord of the Modern Age, give me the wisdom to comprehend your true form through the Great Computation, the energy to power my life and the lives of those around me, and…
Incident 239-Abridged Ihp (author) 2013-07-19
This report is STUPID. All people involved in it are complete and utter weirdos. On ██-██-████, Dr. A. Clef made the following recommendation on the log re: SCP-239 Let me get this straight: we've…
Issue 100 Ihp (author) 2013-01-20
"What the hell do you mean there's been a breach?" "Well, no SCPs have broken out, but… someone's made a video about us. Specifically, the comic books we keep finding." "So some small-time comic…
It's Just A Jump To The Left Ihp (author) 2017-10-28
October 28th The former house of Richard Gideon had been left abandoned in the middle of a wild apple orchard. Sloth's Pit had three different orchards in it, all of which were said to have been…
Kirche Ihp (author) 2017-05-09
The German Border, near Dresden February 15th, 1945 Calling them members of a charitable foundation was half-right. The instant the bombs stopped on the fifteenth, a platoon from Prague —…
Last Days at Camp Ihp (author) 2013-02-23
"All right, Campers! Who hasn't fed Big Bear yet? We can't go to bed until Big Bear's nice and full!" At the back of the dining hall, a shy little girl held up her hand. She hadn't said a word since…
Life in the Multiverse Ihp (author) 2013-02-03
"Portal's stabilized. You're good to go. Say hi to 507 if you see him." The operator of the portal chuckled at his joke. Trevor Bailey stepped through the portal to F-601432-Gamma; he emerged in the…
Local Legends Ihp (author) 2013-06-18
Let me tell you about the Goatman, children. Baby Bone Bridge, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. The old stone bridge is decrepit, nearly falling apart. The only people who come out here nowadays are…
Midnight Plane Going Anywhere Ihp (author) 2017-05-03
Previously on the UIU Series With No Name… And now,on to our adventure! Quinn MacAllister and Darnell Christman have arrived back in Cinncinnati to deliver the remains of an anomalous humanoid…
Movie Night Ihp (author) 2018-10-21
October 18th Seren Pryce, one of the deadliest women on the world, had her sights trained on the windows of a house at the corner of Elm and Maple. She had made her perch atop St. Paul's Episcopal,…
Of Goats and Sloths and Flu Ihp (author) 2018-10-15
October 5th 8:00 PM Robert Tofflemire walked alongside Director Weiss and Katherine Sinclair down a long, dark, disrepaired hallway that he was sure never existed within the site. Sinclair was…
Of Portals, Plasma Cannons And Other Boring Things Ihp (author) 2015-03-11
Foundation Liaison Dexter Adams groaned as he entered the wreckage that was the bank's basement, noticing the crews still trying to open a large, metal door that took up most of the room. He looked…
Opening Credits Ihp (author) 2018-10-05
The Black Garden Pub, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin October 1st Alison Carol was in the same pub for the eighty-nine nights in a row. She contemplated this fact as the words came into her head again….
Oricha's Folly Ihp (author) 2015-05-28
SignaledGospel.Com/Orichalcum Logs from #augmentedandproud chat, 2/5/2011 Prometheus Labs Grant Request File #2814-58 Telekill Project Test 58 Conversation Overheard Immediately Prior To An…
Pictures of Plastic People Ihp (author) 2017-10-22
October 21st Isaiah Howard Pickman dragged himself out of the archives for the first time in twenty hours. The man was no more than forty, but years of working in the dark, retrieving this and that…
Playing Dress-Up Ihp (author) 2018-10-16
October 9th The Witch's Hut "This is getting weird." Edward Valentine loaded another box of masks out of the storeroom. "Last night, I went in there, the room was empty. Thought we would have to…
Playing with Flames Ihp (author) 2013-06-09
The Foundation really isn't comfortable with using terms like "magic". We know that magic exists, but calling it that implies that it can't be explained by quantifiable, scientific means. For…
Rock Bottom Ihp (author) 2018-10-24
October 23rd 10:00 AM "Okay, on three." "One…" "Two…" "Three!" Alison Carol sliced through the roots holding up Dr. Claire Hennessy, and Robert Tofflemire grabbed the head of the Department of…
Roll Credits Ihp (author) 2018-10-31
October 31st 6:00 PM Robert Tofflemire awoke to the sound of a heart monitor. Sitting next to him, half-asleep, was hit partner. He had somehow gone from being flung against the wall to being in…
S & C Phonies Ihp (author) 2018-10-18
October 13th Something that looked like Cassandra Pike stood over Alice Carol's bed, contemplating what to do about her. The agent wasn't going to wake up anytime soon, that much was for sure….
Satyr's Reign Ihp (author) 2015-04-07
Dr. Katherine Sinclair used a copy of the Plutonic Codex to beat off an undead Jeffery Dahmer, seriously questioning the choices in life that had led her to this point. The cultists were all dead…
Scarecrow Factory Ihp (author) 2017-10-25
October 24th On the western part of the Hubble estate, there was a sign that proudly proclaimed "Birthplace of Gourdon, Largest Pumpkin in Wisconsin, 1969". Behind it was a pumpkin patch which,…
Send in the Clowns Ihp (author) 2013-12-08
Agent Whitaker woke up, groaning. He felt like he had one hell of a hangover; there was a noise in his head that sounded like that annoying National Weather Service "braaaaaak" noise, and his face…
Set 'Em Up... Ihp (author) 2018-10-19
October 14th Ryan Melbourne sat at his desk, one hand on his keyboard, the other fiddling with a chip which read "Gambler's Anonymous— One Day At A Time". He flipped it around in his hand like he…
Stupendous Containment Procedures Ihp (author) 2014-02-26
Chagrin Falls, Ohio The phone rang in Mr. Watts's room. Though he was only six years old, he got several phone calls, and he was very important. Normally, he would direct them to his assistant, but…
Taproots Ihp (author) 2015-02-02
The trouble started with a supposed "gas leak" at a bank all the way across the state. Quinn was too busy to wonder why the Skippers had such an uncreative cover story, because she was driving,…
Tax Man Ihp (author) 2014-04-18
Site 87 is one of those sites the O5s don't generally like to talk about. However, they do still have to monitor us. So, every couple of years, they send out an auditor to make sure the site hasn't…
The 12 Days of Site 87's Christmas Ihp (author) 2014-12-20
On the First day of Christmas, 87 Gave to me… Tristan Bailey started putting up the Christmas tree. He had drawn the short straw, and was tasked with putting up the tree this year, which had been…
The Doom That Came To Theater Six Ihp (author) 2018-10-30
October 31st 2:00 AM Theater Number Six contained seventy souls. Popcorn covered the floor, and the carpet was saturated by spilled sodas. The seventy in here had tried to escape. Some managed to,…
The Great Site-87 Bakesale Ihp (author) 2017-04-11
Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin Summer 1992 "I'm sorry, but what." This was the near-universal reaction to the fact that Site-87 had been underfunded by exactly five thousand, four hundred and twenty-one…
The Heresy of Disassembly Ihp (author) 2014-06-30
Sometimes, when he was alone, Robert Bumaro wished he could weep. He sat in his private chamber, meditating on the words of the Broken God, feeling great pain. The Church was his life, his…
The Kitchen Nightmare Ihp (author) 2018-09-02
Addendum: In July of 2018, an abandoned house within Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin suddenly manifested properties similar to those encountered in SCP-2856. At the time, Foundation Researcher Katherine…
The Lizard in the Mosaic Ihp (author) 2017-11-15
Sicily 287 C.E. The traveling menagerie made its final stop for the year in Sicilia. Within its cages, creatures from across Rome were viewed — and taunted — by the public. Children mocked the…
The Old Ice Ihp (author) 2015-06-11
illustrations by SunnyClockwork It was cold. Not the type of cold that the air conditioners brought into the Foundation every day of every year. It was the type of cold reserved for a dark,…
The Rest of the Story Ihp (author) 2013-12-11
Simon Glass was kicking himself for the decision the narrator had made. "Sending Clef and Dimitri on a fucking sabbatical?! What were they thinking!" His behavior produced several bizarre looks…
The Superior Incident: Debriefing Ihp (author) 2018-10-18
Foreword: During the events of Incident SCP-097-D (colloquially termed the "Black Autumn" by members of Site-87's staff), the population of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin was relocated to two nearby…
The Witch's Hut Ihp (author) 2018-10-08
October 3rd «Douglas County Police closed the roads into Sloth's Pit today, citing a small earthquake which tore up the asphalt on all roads to the city. As of right now, the town, home to 20,000…
There's Magic in the Air Ihp (author) 2014-05-08
I find the Theology Department to be quite troubling at this site. The Occult Studies subdivision in particular has been gum in the hair of Site 87 ever since it was founded. There are currently…
UnScience Ihp (author) 2013-08-21
"Explain to me the appeal of this, John." Dr. Reese leaned on the counter as she waited for the popcorn to finish. "I mean, those shows are just so trashy… not a shred of scientific fact behind…
Unshelved Ihp (author) 2017-10-27
October 25th Claude Mattings sat with his head in his hands in one of Site-87's break rooms. He had a bottle of hard cider in front of him, sealed. He'd found it in Cassandra's quarters, with a…
Unusual Happenings Ihp (author) 2014-08-13
Christmastime in Ohio used to mean bright lights all over, moderately snowy weather, and people who were normally the scum of the Earth giving some token effort to donate to the Salvation Army or…
You Can Check Out Any Time You Want... Ihp (author) 2017-10-13
Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin Anomalous Incidents Records 911 Call made on 18/10/2017 from the Pyramid Inn, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin to Douglas County Dispatch Begin Transcript Dispatch: Douglas County 911,…
Don Ferreiro's Lie-Katana Impslayer (author) 2010-09-09
Professor Ferreiro allowed himself another sigh as he swiped his access card across the barcode scanner. Today had not been a good day. Not that this was a particularly unusual experience for…
Banana Smoothie InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-09-25
"So, let's get this straight. It's… a deer, with airbags?" The corpse was unceremoniously dumped onto the dissection table. The dog-clam had been removed and placed in a small pet carrier outside…
Canola Oil Panic InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-14
Nathaniel Atkinson rang up the green and red nozzle, holstering it in the 7-Eleven gas pump, his other hand occupied with a half-eaten dragonfruit. The pump offered him a receipt, abruptly, which…
Existential Crisis InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-11-03
One could not say that that Lucas Johann was a hard-working individual. In fact, one could not even make the statement that Lucas Johann was fit for enrollment at the University of Chicago. It would…
How To Debate An Armchair InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-09
As with any day in the life of House God, the morning began not with an alarm, not with the cock's cry, and nor by the creaking of the floorboards. No, the morning began with the daily shouting…
It Grows On Trees InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-28
To be frank, Atkinson hadn't expected the object to create cockroach-like entities with thorns covering their exoskeletons. For organisms composed of plant matter, they packed enough of a punch to…
Just Like Me InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-09
In effect, Nathan, nor Doctor Hart, had exactly expected that the residue would react so violently to the chemicals found in a field testing kit. Neither did they really expect that it would cause a…
Shellfish For Breakfast InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-09-23
The biologists observed as the former canine spewed its guts from its new thoracic orifice. It used them like a clam's foot to drag itself across the linoleum floor. Nathaniel's expression was one…
7 Ghost Stories in Site-29 INT_Translator (author) 2018-10-29
To be honest about these ghost stories, they're nonsense. Compared to the anomalies I found over the course of my life, they hardly have any meaning. However, people are still afraid of them. At the…
Class D Recruitment INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-01
They asked for my ID at the checkpoint. Fake, of course, but the duty boy didn't look at the details, phoning his senior officer as soon as he saw the last name. The boss must have been waiting for…
Evolution INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-06
"Evolution is fantastic, a truly astonishing process." said the biology teacher, while his students— the majority, at least— listened to him attentively, and one of them, a girl with luscious, curly…
Not a Problem. INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-04
He's laughing. Laughing at the end of the hallway. The same hallway he has run down countless times. One time, a shadow had followed him and chased him here. Another time, a flame had followed him…
Reality INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-03
Good morning. I hope that your vacation was alright. Lately a lot of things have happened in the Foundation; several problems have appeared. I'll list the most important ones briefly. A containment…
Silent Forest INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-04
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Memories Iron_wofle (author) 2011-11-22
Memories Jason surveyed the scene. The place was a mess, broken glass scattered across the floor, small puddles of blood and chemicals here and there, and three dead bodies lying in the middle of…

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April 9th, 2690 J E S T E R (author) 2018-04-18
System. The Fifth Church started a pilgrimage directly into the Sun, and the Solar Occult Coalition is currently attempting to eliminate the Crab Pulsar. The primary cause behind this interstellar expansion was the destruction of Earth by SCP-094.
Please, Say My Name J E S T E R (author) 2018-06-09
He was born into a cold and empty world. His location was irrelevant, for he only knew of two places; his barren home and the foreign outside world. He didn't know where he was, why he was there, or…
1 Jack Ike (author) 2016-05-22
☦An ending.☦ 1. That was the current population of beings inhabiting the entire, extended multiverse. One single sapient being lay sleeping on the last patch of solid matter, topped with the last…
Adam's Worthless - Choose Yokim Jack Ike (author) 2017-03-15
The words went straight to his heart, shattering what little self-confidence he still had. The cluttered, shadow-filled room seemed like a perfect reflection of his own inner being at that time….
Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
Yanma Mirski sat on the concrete floor staring at the small gem before him. For the past dozen months he had sat at the bottom of this gloomy hexagonal vault, as he was doing now. The wall opposite…
Charon (Part 2: Katabasis) Jack Ike (author) 2016-11-26
« Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) || Charon (Part 2: Katabasis) || Charon (Part 3: Asphodel) » The taste of the coffee was repulsively bitter. Yanma Mirski considered spitting the mouthful out to save…
Charon (Part 3: Asphodel) Jack Ike (author) 2017-12-01
« Charon (Part 2: Katabasis) || Charon (Part 3: Asphodel) || ??? » «« Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) Date Unknown. Everything changed. Burning, surging forth, the wave blasted outwards as fast as it…
Christmas Propaganda Jack Ike (author) 2016-12-23
'Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the Site, Not a single man stirred, Not during that night. The chambers were locked and sealed with great care, In hopes that their contents…
CODE NAME: ████ ███ - The Truth Jack Ike (author) 2016-06-17
What is the easiest way to hide the identity of SCP-001? This would have been a perplexing question for the Administrator who had conceived General Notice 001-Alpha. How do you hide the most…
D-2000 Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-19
From: Foundation Global Administration, Requisitions Division To: Researcher Byzant Subject: Approval of D-Class request for SCP-4932 Researcher Byzant, Your request for 1,250 D-Class personnel…
Himinbjörg Jack Ike (author) 2017-06-15
Abstract: Contact was lost with Site-19 on 2 February 2087, following the initiation of a Category 5 (“Catastrophic”) Containment Breach Lockdown. Amalgamate Task Force 4 (“Götterdämmerung”) was…
Holding On Jack Ike (author) 2016-10-26
In a small room, a man who sometimes exists greets a man who should no longer be. The first man enters the room with purpose, with pride. His clothes are neither grand nor humble; a light grey…
Parasport Dossier: Parasport Drag Racing Jack Ike (author) 2018-08-11
PARASPORT DOSSIER Parasport Drag Racing Overview APDRA Parasport Drag Racing Groups of Interest Operation GLEIPNIR Footnotes OVERVIEW OF PARASPORT DRAG RACING Parasport drag racing is…
Rebar Nightmares Jack Ike (author) 2017-06-15
Finally, it was time for his grand escape. It was the time of month when they would need to come in and clean his cell again; three people in jumpsuits, one with a mop to clean up the pungent mess…
The Conceptual Theology of Physical Existence Jack Ike (author) 2017-04-01
Yesterday, I learnt a fact that will change my life forever. Over a week or two, it'd been slowly fitting together, but it was only yesterday the last piece fell in. Useless information if you…
The Keysmith's Bootstrap Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
The smell of salt and the sound of quietly lapping waves suddenly appears. I fall, the solid floor previously supporting me now vanished, down to the surface of the water I know is below me. I…
Win Condition Jack Ike (author) 2017-01-20
It had been so long since Charles had felt human, away from the muck, pestilence and waste. His own body felt uncomfortable, foreign to him; his last wash had been months ago. Mites and lice crawled…
Daddy Jack Rankin (author) 2009-12-20
Dear Diary, Hello! My name is Lucy Campbell and I am 8 years old. When I grow up I want to be an actress like Emma Watson because she is very pretty! My mummy is also very pretty and very clever and…
An Axton to Grind JackalRelated (author) 2018-08-19
EPISODE 1: AN AXTON TO GRIND The man in the trilby passed a small crowd outside an electronics store, catching a glimpse of the news station the televisions were turned to. "… got reports of…
ARBH-Class Debrief File JackalRelated (author) 2018-06-13
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 3/ARBH CLASSIFIED ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 3/ARBH AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION. …
Do Not Collect $200 JackalRelated (author) 2018-04-20
Hello! Enter your login information for Foundation WebNET. │ /serv IDENTIFY PIETROVITCH-W │ ++ Accessing user… (100%) │ ++ Please enter password: │ /password skipsecurity231225 │ ++ Welcome,…
Kaleidoscope of Guilt JackalRelated (author) 2018-09-05
PART 1: KALEIDOSCOPE OF GUILT Dr. Daryl Loyd walked into the break room, populated by eight other personnel. He sighed, knowing he'd have to interact with them. He recognized one of the…
The Last of LARPA JackalRelated (author) 2018-06-13
Provisional Site-136/LARPA "Boromine Branch" Boromine, Nevada - Site-136, Section Twelve 07/25/2022, 10:24 AM "Containment breach in Sections Twelve and Ten. All personnel evacuate the West…
The Morality of Insects JackalRelated (author) 2018-06-13
Epsiode #: 083 Transcript Provided Guest Stars: Dr. James Petahn, Mr. Michael Simmons by 3N Network TRANSCRIPT - 8:00 PM, 3/19/2022 DALY: Hello, America. I'm your host, Daniel Daly,…
Zero Hour JackalRelated (author) 2018-06-15
Provisional Site-136/LARPA "Boromine Branch" Boromine, Nevada - West Sector Control Room 07/25/2022, 11:02 AM "Time's up." Petahn lunged quickly at Simmons, who stepped back. Petahn clutched his…
15-11-2012 Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-08-06
The air was still as snow fell upon a forest clearing outside of Minsk. Here and there a few dead tuffs of grass would appear above the powder, but otherwise the blanket of snow was pristine. At the…
Aboard the Train to Berlin Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-12-30
Nuremberg, Germany Fall, 1944 When Franz Hoffmann had first been selected to join the Ahnenerbe Obskurakorps, his father made sure to contact him. Herr Hoffmann, a longstanding member of the Thule…
After They Broke Our Fists Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-05-25
Only the tips of Denver's skyscrapers still protruded above the sea: glass tombstones for citizens that were washed away years ago. Within one of those lonesome monoliths, a young man in a red and…
All Hallows' Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-10-06
October 1st, 2017 Site Director Edgar Holman sat in his office at Site-64, a small file's worth of paperwork spread out before him. Researcher Cooper sat in a chair on the opposite side, her…
Ana Hums Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-12-31
Dr. Adileh Khayyam entered the Site-43 cafeteria with analytical eyes, scanning from table to table with a slight frown until they settled upon a pale, tired-looking woman with short, black hair….
Assault on Site-64 Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-09-11
Greetings fellow Insurgents. As many of you are likely aware, in exactly twenty-four hours, we will begin an assault upon the Foundation facility known as Site-64. Site-64 Anomalous Materials…
Bal-chatri Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-23
Arcs of electricity left Vincent Anderson’s body as he walked through the Three Portlands rain, the wayward bolts striking nearby buildings and light fixtures as he slowly marched down the center of…
Bare King Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-10-12
"Alright everyone, one last bit of business before we go. Since Johansson is retiring, we're getting a new member." MTF Commander Damian Creed scanned around the briefing table. By this point in the…
Breakthrough Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-10-05
The two agents sat side by side on a bench in plainclothes, waiting for their contact to arrive. The smell after a rain permeated the Park Blocks. "Do you miss it?" Creed asked. "Three Ports?"…
Bridges Burnt Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-07-21
Tom and Jill Herring had been in the middle of dinner when they were interrupted by a knock at the front door. Rolling his eyes in annoyance, Tom went to answer. He was greeted by a tattered Daniel…
Building Up Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-21
Researcher Conwell looked around his office. The few meager possessions he had used to decorate were now placed in a box on the desk. Conwell let out a deflating sigh. He wanted to say it had been a…
Closed Game Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-09-09
The gunfire stopped as suddenly as it had started. An unmarked van that had been driven off the deserted road sported several new bullet holes. The driver's door opened and a body slumped out. A…
Consolidation Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-05
We're here. I'll send you a response when the dust has settled. I hope you have a plan B, because I'm honestly expecting this whole thing to crash and burn. Your concern is noted, but I think…
D-5111 Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-09-18
Day 1 D-5111 woke with a sudden jolt, and a splitting headache. As she rapidly blinked, her eyes adjusting to the low light of her environment, she took the time to look around. She was dressed in…
Decisions We Make Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-25
Sunday, May 9th, 2021 Agent Sasha Merlo sat within the office of Edgar Holman, Director of Foundation Site-64 and a longtime friend. As she relaxed in one of the comfortable chairs he kept in…
End of Line Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-04-26
"Glad to see everyone here." "For those of you who don't know me, I am MTF Commander Jessie Merlo of Gamma-13. This is Commander Damion Creed of Tau-51. Those of you from Mu-13, welcome." "Let's get…
Family Disclosure Protocol Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-06-29
Family Disclosure Protocol: Revision 90 Jeremiah Cimmerian, Phillip Foster, Jeffery Jacobs Abstract: Humans, by our very nature, are social creatures. We gather, we find partners, and we form…
Finding Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-04-20
Agent Clarissa Shaw stood silently, looking into the contents of a Site-64 interrogation room. Sitting at the table inside was a Saker who called itself Miles Wilson, an android designed to resemble…
Good As New Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-09-07
Aaron Howell sat quietly on his bed. While a normal eleven year old boy might be busy creating epic space battles with his toys, this one just did not have the energy. The late afternoon sun peered…
Hector and Jacob Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-08-20
The man woke up with a severe pain in his head and looked around, brushing a few locks of hair out of his eyes in the process. He sat against the base of a tall deciduous tree in the middle of a…
Hunting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-03-25
Agent Sasha Merlo sat alone in her office at Site-64. Her neck-length brunette hair was neatly tied in a ponytail as she leaned back in her office chair, feet resting upon her desk. Her eyes were…
J. T. H. Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-20
Navarro groaned loudly as he placed his right hand to his head. He felt as if someone had attempted to crack it open, but failed and decided to punch it repeatedly instead. Slowly, he propped…
Last Meetings Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-03-27
As he placed the last of his possessions in a box, an elderly man with a walnut cane gave one last look around the room. His name was Dr. Zachary Johnson, and the office he had worked in for the…
Looking Ahead Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-08-09
An old man sat at his desk. The beeping and buzzing of the lab in the adjoining room produced a repetitive tune. He looked at the pictures on his desk. A melancholy smile crept on his lips. "Hey,…
Make Portland Weirder Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-17
August, 1970 As Agent Josephine Creed sat beneath a pine tree in Oregon’s Milo McIver State Park, she came to the realization that she hated her current assignment. Wearing plainclothes during a…
Meeting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-05-11
Agent Sasha Merlo yawned as she slowly moved through the halls of Site-64, a mug of stale coffee in her hands. She had not gotten much sleep over the past few days. The current rush to extract as…
Meeting Over Coffee Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-15
Daniel Navarro sat alone at a secluded table in a coffee house in Portland. Rather than the usual attire he wore while acting as an agent for the Foundation, here he sat in a set of street clothes….
Middlegame Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-09-18
"Hey, Damian?" she asked. The man who was drifting to sleep next to her stirred. "Yeah?" "This isn't going to last, is it? You and I?" "Given the turnover rate for MTF agents, probably not?" "Why…
No Good Deed Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-09
January 18th, 2020 As the doctors, nurses, CNAs, and other hospital personnel carried out their duties within Portland's St. Vincent's Hospital, a man in a blue and silver suit weaved his way…
No Matter What Mask You Wear Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-10-08
September, 2012 Two androids stood by a window within the employee lounge of Anderson Robotics World Headquarters. Outside, the Three Portlands sky grew dark as the sun set behind overcast clouds,…
No One Should Be Alone Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-22
Researcher Conwell sat alone at his desk. The sound of his typing filled the silence that otherwise engulfed the lab. With a large yawn, he took the opportunity to check the clock. It was 7:48 PM,…
Non-Volatile Memory Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-02-23
When Vincent Anderson regained control of his motor functions, he found himself sitting on an overstuffed armchair in a secluded alcove of the Wanderer's Library. Tall shelves towered over him, each…
Paper Pusher Jacob Conwell (author) 2013-09-12
Researcher Clayton stood before the small office door and double-checked to make sure he was in the right place. The room was so out of the way that it looked like it had been built as an…
Priorities Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-09-25
Researcher Rose Labelle gave a heavy sigh as she entered one of many Site-19 interview rooms, slowly closing the door behind her. She waited a few seconds, then turned. Already sitting at the table…
Products Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-11
Ms. Harrison sat quietly in a rundown inner-city apartment, the table before her and the chair she sat in being the only furniture in the room. Directly across from her, four objects were obscured…
Razumite Games Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-03-28
A xenobiologist and a botanist sat beneath the shade of a tree in the forest outside Site-93. The latter rested her head on the former’s shoulder and softly hummed. After several moments, she…
Simple Sketches Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-06-24
Researcher Conwell stood over the restraint table. SCP-1360 stared back. Its white plastic eyes seemed emotionless as it followed Conwell’s every move. Four security officers stood nearby, each…
Tearing Down Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-25
Saker #76 sat behind the desk of Dr. Gregg Collins, wearing a synthetic biological casing that was a genetic match to the doctor of the same name. Nearly two years prior, #76 had tracked down Dr….
The Best Laid Plans Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-03-21
Despite its confined spaces and crowded plazas, the Wanderer's Library offered plenty of locations where one could perform complex Data Transmutation experiments away from prying eyes. In this case,…
The Blackbird and The Falcon Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-03-21
=SCP Foundation= Department of Human Resources Office of Psychological Health Services Routine Psychological Health Screening Transcript November 17th, 2022 Attending: Dr. D.H. Aeslinger, Psy.D….
The Homecoming of Eta-13 Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-12-11
Within the cramped dirt tunnels of the Gate Passage a group of eleven humans dressed in the field gear of an SCP Foundation task force limped onward. They were beaten, bloodied, bruised, and carried…
The Templar Incident Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-05-26
In a lonely office at Site-64 sat a short young man with salt and pepper hair. Across from his desk was a casually dressed woman with neck length brunet hair tied back in a ponytail. Several old…
The Vanishing of Vincent Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-02-11
Vincent Anderson sat motionless in his containment cell at Site-19, his attention focused on the alarm klaxons in the distance. While such sounds were not uncommon, the current alert had been…
Ties That Bind Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-04-16
Phineas looked himself over in the bathroom mirror. Where have the years gone, old man? he thought to himself. His bald head reflected the bathroom lights. Veins were faintly visible beneath his…
Volatile Memory Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-04-05
Assistant Director of Task Forces Clarissa Shaw sighed and removed her glasses. Closing her eyes, she rubbed the bridge of her nose. The image of Vincent Anderson screaming bloody murder while being…
Wayfarers Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-02-22
T-0 Hours Within the interior of SCP-2344 was a section unlike any other. Rather than a pitch black tunnel of packed dirt, the Gate Passage was fully lit by an unseen source. Thick ivy covered…
We Boldly Went Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-03-05
Standing in the heart of an evergreen forest were two men, each wearing the tattered remains of an MTF uniform. Faded and spattered with dirt and grime, the Eta-13 emblem was still visible on their…
What Happened Beneath Cronos Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-11-30
"He's going to find out," a young Joseph Bell sighed as he walked alongside Jeremy Walsh through a forested path on their way home from school. "And when he does he's going to kick our ass." Joseph…
Where They Kept Their Copies Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-04
Cameron Torren gave a sigh, took one last sip of coffee, and waited for the stage manager to give him the thumbs up. The signal came, and in a flash, he bolted out onto the set amid cheers and…
Site-30's Janitor JanitorCakeworth (author) 2018-07-20
In a dark, dark, dark closet, within the bowels of Site-30, an intercom crackled to life. "Janitor Worth, you're needed in the humanoid containment units. A D-Class just got terminated in an…
Green Pawn JanitorialSnail (author) 2013-02-03
Site-40 A young boy walked lazily around Site 40, watching brooding soldiers and overworked scientists make their daily rounds. He was a janitor, with access only to what he needed to fix, and the…
The Last Site jeffusano (author) 2016-11-16
Chapter One Site-80 Logbook Security Log: Romeo-249.2 Date: 04/23/2021 Begin Log: 10:34 a.m. – Site breach warning activated. Breaches detected in Keter wing, unit 12 and unit 15. Automated…
An Faq Part Two; Or, Your Hume Questions Answered Jekeled (author) 2014-08-23
Do you, too, have a question (or questions) about Humes? Put them down below and they will be answered. Q: What do areas of high (or low) Hume concentration look like? -Dr. S A: An area of low Hume…
An FAQ; Or, What The Hell Is A Hume? Jekeled (author) 2014-08-22
Q: So what the hell is a Hume? A: A good question! A Hume is a way to determine the strength and/or amount of reality in a given area. Now, you may have issues with reality being measured this way,…
Children Will Listen Jekeled (author) 2018-06-15
Note: This is Part 6 of a 7-part story. It is recommended that you start from the beginning with SCP-3475 - Our Shifting Foundations. Annette chose a school. Of course they chose a school. The…
Into the Woods Jekeled (author) 2018-06-05
I have locked a door that no longer exists. The concept of doors is already gone. Anyone walking past will see… well, I don't know, but it won't be my door. My door is special to me, though; years…
It Takes Two Jekeled (author) 2018-06-13
I lay on the hill and stare at the sky. The stars dance underneath the patchy clouds, casting no light above or below. I was on the committee that made the stars up. We had two days to figure out…
Quid Non Scitum Est Jekeled (author) 2013-01-26
The former Great Hall of the Nine-Teenth Ruin was, for the first time that year, completely full, an observation that Cardinal Frakes made with no small amount of pride. Dignitaries from every…
`Twas The Night Before Christmas jerf (author) 2016-12-22
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the site not a Keter is stirring, to My great delight. The paperwork filed in the cabinets with care, each one a story of objects most rare,…
Programmed to Receive Jim North (author) 2018-04-25
Faraway Voices Hub (TBA) | Showing the Way » Janice sighed as she settled back into the seat of her rental car. Behind closed eyelids, she wearily tried to wipe everything about the past several…
Showing the Way Jim North (author) 2018-05-26
« Programmed to Receive | Faraway Voices Hub (TBA) | In the Master’s Chambers (TBA) » "Missing." Both men fell silent as Janice leveled her unbelieving gaze at each of them in turn. "You lost an…
Unstoppable Jim North (author) 2018-08-13
D-2172 squinted one eye and then the other, trying to figure out which one had the least amount of sleep gunk stuck in the corners. When she finally decided it was the right, she rubbed a fist into…
Ars Gratia Artis Joreth (author) 2017-06-19
Art alone makes life possible – this is how radically I should like to formulate it. I would say that without art man is inconceivable in physiological terms […] Man is only truly alive when he…
Iteration F Joreth (author) 2017-04-01
You are currently viewing Additional Document, Iteration F of the documentation for this entity. This article isn't contained with the rest because it's sinful. This entry also contains many…
Recovered Document 4761: CotBG-82 Joreth (author) 2012-07-06
Great Brookham, Surrey - DAILY MAIL PUBLISHED: 06:10 GMT, 18 April 2004 | UPDATED: 07:31 GMT, 18 April 2004 TEENAGE 'CULT' MEMBERS STRIKE TWICE IN ONE MONTH TO USE ABANDONED VEHICLES FOR OFFERINGS …
Why Change? Joreth (author) 2012-09-13
It was memetic after all. This all began with Dr. Vang being booted out of the Foundation. I started working with Dr. Vang 5 years after I got my bachelor's and getting recruited because of my cum…
I Am Ready Josef Kald (author) 2010-10-08
There is a man In my attic Walking around With a soft patter With a loud clatter They brought my cat back With an espionage bug So I wrung its neck With a harsh crack And a soft snap There is a man…

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13th-23rd December 2008 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-25
13/12/2008 To Dr. Kain As you know, the holiday season is fast arriving. As such, it is the time for joy, happyiness, good will towards all men, that sort of thing. And the reason I'm writing this:…
1st - 12th December 2008 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-13
02/12/2008 I got nearly no sleep yesterday. I was so consumed with the extractor that all my previous appointments I either forgot, or simply blew off. Unprofessional and immature, I know, but I…
24th December 2008 14th January 2009 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-02-18
24/12/2008 Well, Christmas Eve is here, and I believe Mr. Kringle may have infected the staff with cheer, because the amount of work getting done is non existent. Of course, I'm one to talk… I'm…
Experiment Log 040 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-13
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, utilizing SCP-040 in obtaining base materials for the "Olympia Project". Date: 13/12/2008 Pre-Experiment Note: I think it's about time we started trying to…
Experiment Log 158 AG Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-11-29
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, regarding SCP-158 in use for the "Olympia Project". Date: 29-11-2008 Pre-Experiment Note I've gathered up several D-Class personnel, having interviewed and…
Experiment Log 784-BETA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2010-01-10
Experiment Log – SCP-784-BETA Purpose: To discover the appropriate nerve endings that SCP-784 must be connected to in order to function correctly. To replenish stock of SCP-784, in order to allow…
Experiment Log 914 Theta Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-06
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, utilizing SCP-914 in obtaining base materials for the "Olympia Project". Date: 05/12/2008 Pre-Experiment Note: This is to produce the base materials I need…
Of Able Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-09-11
The wind was harsh and cold, swirling gouts of the snow rippling around the man's thin frame, staining his black cloak like stars in the night sky. It tugged at his ragged clothing, sucking what…
Olympia Integration Experiment ALPHA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-22
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K. P. Crow Experiment Aims: To construct the physical body of the subject using…
Olympia Integration Experiment BETA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-27
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K.P. Crow Experiment Aims: To integrate the physical body of the subject with the…
Olympia Integration Experiment GAMMA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-28
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K.P. Crow Experiment Aims: To test the properties, capabilities and limitations of the…
Production Model Changes and Procedures Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-01-02
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Changes to Olympia Prime (Production Model Template): Left eye is to come from Experiment 914 THETA Test Subject…
Target Practice Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-03-11
The fly floated down onto the nose of the statue gently, watching its surroundings carefully for any sign of a predator. Content with the fact that there were none, it began cleaning itself,…
The Warrior And The Dragon Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-10-25
Able paced towards the towering monstrosity casually, nonchalant in his motions, swaggering and grinning as he did so. A massive two-handed claymore was held in place over one of his shoulders, the…
Funding Kakroom (author)
2014-06-01
Written by Whatopercy                                                                                                                             "Five incidents. Zero recoveries. Eight…
Saudade, vol. 1 Kakroom (author) 2018-02-18
He sat up on his bed, rubbing at his eyes as he attempted to banish the pleasant dreams from which he had been so abruptly removed. "Terribly sorry, sir," a voice echoed in the dark. "Call for you."…
Star-bound Kakroom (author)
2014-11-21
Written by Whatopercy                                                                                                                             It was a beautiful winter evening at Site-197 in…
The Interviews Kakroom (author)
2014-07-16
Written by Whatopercy                                                                                                                             I can't easily tell you the story of how I met…
Training Day Kakroom (author) 2018-02-19
A story. A man on his deathbed gathers up his friends. They have all served him well and justly, and it's time to divvy up the legacy of a life well lived. He takes the wisest among them, and…
A Night at the Movies Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
TO: O5-7 FROM: Pendergast, William RE: Planetary Survey Data - Relevant URGENCY: HIGH Sir, The latest data from Khevtuul 5 is in. We have two possible exoplanets that are theoretically suited for…
After Action Report 2272' Kalinin (author) 2016-11-07
On 7 November 2016, 0430 Eastern Daylight Time, operatives with Local Mobile Task Force 352-Dalet received reports from Major League Baseball wire services that RHP Ellis Canastota had been…
And Again Kalinin (author) 2016-01-09
The little boy hid behind a tall sycamore tree, the wind sending a steady rain of orange and red leaves over the field behind the school. The boy adjusted his satchel again, deciding that he would…
Casa de Jacinta / Jacinta de la Casa Kalinin (author) 2017-02-10
Aurelio always rides too fast. I told him as much on the last night I saw him. Do you really need to die in a way that will leave such a mess? It's so unfair to the rest of us that we have to see…
Continued Deliberations Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
O5-2 let the e-mail alert fade from her terminal screen without opening it. She already knew that the Foundation had suffered more casualties in the past twenty-four hours than all of the last five…
Dimensions 2, 3, and Onward Kalinin (author) 2018-06-15
The alarms had been going on for so long that his ears rang in between each beat of the klaxons' harsh, rising pitched wail. Every time he scanned a new hallway, his eyes picked out lurking shapes…
Faith of the Foundation Kalinin (author)
2012-06-15
Check your weapon, soldier. And Flabgobbatron guide you.                                                                                                                             Mercer checked…
Guiser's Night Kalinin (author)
2012-10-31
Doctor Moore took off her glasses and rubbed her eyes again. The last handful of aspirin hadn't taken effect yet, and the glare from the three monitors was piercing her throbbing headache with an…
Harbinger Kalinin (author) 2016-11-02
O5-2 carefully arranged the surgical mask over her face, tugging the disposable fabric this way and that, ensuring that her mouth and nose were covered properly. She bent down and eased off her…
I, Autarch Kalinin (author)
2014-11-22
My name is Frank Carson, Autarch of the Enlightened Republic and Free Association of Wyoming. I have overseen the Universal Dominion of the State of Wyoming and its citizenry for four thousand, nine…
Labyrinth's End Kalinin (author) 2016-03-07
He disengages his straps and punches in a sequence into the armside interface tablet. He sees his hands bathed in red, flashing light as several alarm systems trigger, warning him of his imminent…
Lana Neal Sings the Blues Kalinin (author)
2013-12-17
He sees her long black hair and flowing blue dress, and even through the static and blur on the cheap monitor he can see she's got hands that have only a few years at most of waiting tables and…
Matryoshka: Epilogue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-28
Stillwell resisted the urge to scratch beneath the cast on his arm. Cigarette smoke had never been something he was fond of, but in the close room, with the interviewing officer exhaling it…
Matryoshka: Part Eight Kalinin (author) 2016-09-24
"Try to keep up, old man. I'd like to be as far as possible from Site-7 when their part of the plan starts." Spinella wheezed as he trotted, sweeping his flashlight in front of him and trying to…
Matryoshka: Part Five Kalinin (author) 2016-09-16
Nechayeva emerged from a utility panel in a frozen alleyway after a thirty minute trek through the underground service corridors. She recognized her surroundings as a nearby power substation. She…
Matryoshka: Part Four Kalinin (author) 2016-09-14
The muddy slush of frozen earth soaked into Spinella's clothes as he writhed on the ground, gasping for air, spitting blood. From his back, he watched the old man's shadow on the ground beside him…
Matryoshka: Part Nine Kalinin (author) 2016-09-27
Stillwell poked his head up, slowly, peering through the grimy window pane down at the surgical theater below their perch in the mezzanine. He sank back down. Coogan was busy tying the sheets they…
Matryoshka: Part One Kalinin (author) 2016-09-07
"Do you have children, Ekaterina?" SCP-1041, dressed in loose-fitting gray and black striped clothes, picked another file out of the cabinet and rifled through it, her flashlight scanning quickly,…
Matryoshka: Part Seven Kalinin (author) 2016-09-21
The old man was propped up in the corner, some surplus Red Army blankets hastily bunched up to provide both warmth and stability for the frail humanoid. He peered out from beneath his hat with…
Matryoshka: Part Six Kalinin (author) 2016-09-19
The Site-7 surgical auditorium, for all of its wood paneling lining the walls and the rows of well-worn theater style seats, might have been any one of a hundred medical facilities of the rational…
Matryoshka: Part Three Kalinin (author) 2016-09-12
The sudden, electric buzz of his cell door unlocking assaulted the doctor's ears as he lay on the bare metal cot, instinctively recoiling from the noise. He raised a scrap of his coat to shield his…
Matryoshka: Part Two Kalinin (author) 2016-09-09
Directly across from Stillwell sat Juhasz in the green plastic chair. To his left was Coogan on the threadbare gray couch. Stillwell shifted in his flimsy wooden folding chair. Its creaking echoed…
Matryoshka: Prologue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-06
O5-8 opened the door to the observation deck, brightly lit by a clear morning sun. The observers on the 86th floor had a clear panorama of Manhattan, still buried in snow from the storm passing…
Nazi Nonsense Kalinin (author) 2015-09-15
Sergeant Freudenberger squinted again at the tiny print on the manifest list, struggling to find his place. He jumped at the sudden sound of the train whistle as yet another load of prisoners…
Nondescript Nose Kalinin (author) 2015-09-18
"No, no, no! The chorus does not start launching into Horst Wessel Song until the Hero of Aryan Purity is above the Threshold of the Fatherland! Above!" Max von Gruben barked directions at the…
Planetfall Kalinin (author) 2016-02-28
Excerpt, Memoirs of K. Yildirim, Mission Commander, Expedition of the First Thousand I think back to what happened, how it changed the way in which we view the ultimate result of the expedition….
Pseudohistorical Mischief Kalinin (author)
2013-01-08
The campus was mostly deserted tonight. Students everywhere at the university were holed up in their dormitories or at the library; poring frantically over books, scribbling last-minute notes,…
Realignment Kalinin (author) 2016-04-25
Many years ago, when she was a young Cyber Operations Specialist, the site where she stood had been alive, humming with the energy of a hundred servers, buzzing with activity as researchers hurried…
Standard Dream Report 66-Y 990.1 Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
Document 990-03: Dr. ██████████ reported a manifestation of SCP-990 during a dream occurring seventeen hours ago. Per emergency orders distributed to all personnel regarding possible data on…
Standard Dream Report 66-Y 990.2 Kalinin (author) 2016-11-08
Document 990-04: Per advice of her personal physician, O5-2 took several prescriptions in order to induce sleep in the early hours of 7 November 2016. Upon awaking, O5-2 reported a manifestation of…
Stars Over Misty Veil Kalinin (author) 2015-11-16
TO: Esquivel, Roberto FROM: Site-67 Secure Connection RE: thought you'd like this Attachment: mistyveil.pdf announcing yourself, Roberto? found this in the fall issue of Route 5. you're a literary…
Strangers of Site-17: 105 Kalinin (author)
2012-07-03
It had been sixty-eight days since the guard posted to her door had been reassigned in favor of the security cameras. Her mind was now mostly free of the deadening aftereffects of sedative, allowing…
Strangers of Site-17: 343 Kalinin (author)
2012-07-05
She awoke in a plush, high backed chair, facing a delicately-carved marble fireplace containing a layer of glowing embers. As her eyes adjusted to the dim light in the room, she noticed ornate…
Strangers of Site-17: Hayakawa Kalinin (author)
2012-07-31
Site Director Hayakawa set a kettle of water on the hotplate and locked his door. He took a final look at his desk and the series of filing cabinets and countertops in his office. Spotless,…
The Man at the Threshold Kalinin (author) 2016-11-09
TO: O5-1 FROM: O5-12 RE: the end URGENCY: HIGH I hope this gets through. If you're like me, seeing things on the BBC and the New York Times before getting briefed on them by staff is doing a number…
The Manistique Broadcast Kalinin (author) 2017-01-04
There exists a subculture on the internet fascinated by lost media. Missing episodes of long-cancelled television shows, unreleased photographs of important historical events, suppressed news…
The Woodvale Incident Kalinin (author)
2014-11-19
September 23, 1949: United States President Harry S. Truman announces to the world that the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics has successfully detonated an atomic weapon, ending the United…
Blame It on the Bloom Boys Karnickel (author) 2018-02-17
The sky was clear, birdsong filled the air, and the sweet scent of meadow blossoms wafted through the lanes of the village of Snuggle Acres. Farmer Goodland stepped out of his cottage and beamed…
Found in the Cell of the Condemned Prisoner Karnickel (author) 2018-05-03
Young ladies wore gowns and flowers in bloom Young gentlemen preened and wandered the room Anxiously waiting for her to arrive With the crowd we thought we’d never be missed Two fools engaging in a…
Found in the Journal of a Lost Naturalist Karnickel (author) 2018-02-18
There clinging amongst the towering green Where humming the birds had gifted their seed Clad in rainbow hues of effortless bloom There our prize did shine forth beneath the moon From far had we come…
SomethingK-class Scenario, I guess Karnickel (author) 2018-02-19
They say that the way That the world will end Is not with a bang, but a whimper Or perhaps in frost Or perhaps in flame Or in some madman’s fit of temper What they don't understand Is that endings…
The Curious Incident of the Contradictory Crocodile Karnickel (author) 2018-06-11
Cairo, Egypt September 22, 1878 Dear Aunt Cecilly, First, and briefly, Uncle Alec and I are as well as can be expected. We will be traveling back to Athens within the week, where the good…
An Overview of Foundation Journals Published in May 2017, So You Can Remember How Fucking Lucky We Were Then Kate McTiriss (author) 2017-05-18
< Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation's Regional Print Media Archive | DNM - | - | - From: Titus Solowski (fpcs.dleif.253|ikswolost#fpcs.dleif.253|ikswolost) Subject: An Overview…
Fault Lines Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-12
Quinine’s bitter, sugar’s sweet! The music blared. It was the only way she could stay alert in the early mornings. Regional Director Kate McTiriss drummed her fingers on the desk, whiny lo-fi music…
Going Straight To Hell In A Lincoln Continental Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-12
< Fault Lines | DNM | Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 > - | - | - McTiriss, Solowski, Houghton and Perez stumbled, but landed on their feet. The ninety-degree shift in gravity upon…
I Double E Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-15
< Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 | DNM | The Hyacinth Hymnal > - | - | - I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the…
Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-08
< Going Straight To Hell In A Lincoln Continental | DNM | I Double E > - | - | - OPERATION CANNERY ROW Keeping Our Friends Close, Whether They Like It Or Not As part of our continued effort to…
Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation's Regional Print Media Archive Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-10-01
< Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook | DNM | An Overview of Foundation Journals Published in May 2017, So You Can Remember How Fucking Lucky We Were Then > - | - | - OPERATION…
Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-17
< The Hyacinth Hymnal | DNM | Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation Regional Print Media Archive > - | - | - 1. Visions Of Sugared Pastry Cooked Up In Clarified Butter The smell of…
The Hyacinth Hymnal Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-13
< I Double E | DNM | Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook > - | - | - SCP Foundation Audio Database File 98A07 - Excerpts from the Hyacinth Hymnal, 2012–13. A shortwave radio…
Deus Volt! kenneth1221 (author) 2017-04-22
It was an absolutely beautiful day, and Michael was overjoyed that his daughter Charlotte was finally getting married. It had long been time since his brood needed to be expanded, but Charlotte, to…
Dr. Bridge Over Troubled Water Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Nota Bene: This was writted for an April Foll's Day contest, and misspellings were part of the jugging criteria. Dr. Bridge was board at his desk. He was known all over the Fondation for his epic…
It's Not Pronounced Like the Thesaurus, Dammit! Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Dr. Roget was angry. He was furious. One might say he was enraged, or even wrathful. Why? Because the world was a terrible place, full of war, poverty, bigotry, abuse, greed, selfishness, people who…
Untitled Kestin (author) 2016-09-26
This was definitely not D-3748's cell. For one thing, the room was silent. During the day, his cellmates were constantly shuffling, scribbling on the blank paper they were generously given, getting…
Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes keyii (author) 2018-09-15
« Grin and Bear It || Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes || Cafeteria Chat “You’re being a baby. Just take it on its little field trip and be done with it,” Coles coaxed. “It’ll be fun….
Cafeteria Chat keyii (author) 2018-10-27
« Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes || Cafeteria Chat “Hey, can you pass the salt?” Junior Researcher Benedict Kim startled. It was December and the stale air of the Site-19 cafeteria…
Grin and Bear It keyii (author) 2018-09-01
Grin And Bear It || Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes » "Congratulations, Junior Researcher Kim," said Coles. "You’re on babysitter duty." Junior Researcher Benedict Kim looked up from the…
A Cicada's Funeral Dirge kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2018-10-27
Beneath her feet, cicada shells lay resplendent, numerous, myriad. A crunch like autumn leaves. The sky was pinkish, autumnal. Her (hers?) trees were all dying. But the good kind of death. A slow…
Bong Rip Tendency kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-06-19
Alexander had a way of owning a room from the moment he walked in. So, as the door soundlessly blew off its hinges, Jude just reached down, pulled a rapidly warming beer out from JJ's backpack, and…
Different Kinds of Nihilism kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2016-11-15
harmpit: di dyou eevr meet him @bluntfiend bluntfiend: I have no idea who you're talking about. lesbian_gengar: yeah hey bluntfiend have you ever heard of [mystery noun] harmpit: we wree justtal…
Kiefdust Crusaders kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-08-04
“And he's dead?” The dude was dead as hell, that was for sure. JJ had seen people die in front of him before. It wasn't as hard as he thought it would be to get used to. Or maybe it was the best for…
Phantom Blunt kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-05-25
The snow was just starting to melt. He would've been back at another semester at school, if it wasn't so horribly uncool to continue one's schooling. Everything was still dead, but it was just…
Sometimes It's Not Funny kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-09-28
Log from Bluntfiend's Big Boyz Burger Club jockjamsvol6 has entered the chat. harmpit: yuor a ducking fdool lesbian_gengar: lmao what about warren??? they're ALL fucking creepys. jockjamsvol6:…
Sometimes Manna Is Just a Cicada Shell kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2018-09-22
“You're definitely not allowed to smoke weed, right?” “I don't think my moms would be cool with it.” “Did you smoke weed, you know, before?” “Yeah.” “It's probably better you don't.” “I don't even…
The Ways in Which We Are Starved (or, The Special Kind of Solidarity between a Butch Wendigo and a Magic Twink) kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-12-31
Blood. And flesh and. Bone. Ground beneath you. Your paw pads patter on the hard earth. The smell of pine. Of prey. Swirling, and all of them. Wet nose. Despite bone. Sleek. In the night. Antlers…
Tyrone Joins the Family kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2018-09-01
I knew by then, you know, to not trust it when one of the doctors was smiling. The ones who looked at you like you were lower than shit were better. At least they didn't notice you. But some guys?…
What Passes as Normal in the Digital Age kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-01-11
Any time she heard the word normie, she had to wince. And in her circles, she ended up doing a lot of wincing. It wasn't their fault for the most part. It was a useful word, a good coded word. Said…
Emergency Action Bulletin kingpogan (author) 2018-06-14
UNITED STATES FEDERAL EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY CODE 102-01 ACTION BULLETIN CRUCIAL INFORMATION BELOW EMERGENCY BROADCAST 001 The United States Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), in…
Foundation Incident Review 221-B kingpogan (author) 2018-06-12
SCP FOUNDATION DEPARTMENT OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS INCIDENT REVIEW 221-B Overview Incident Summary Casualties Final Report Incident ID: 221-B Incident Type: Class-A Date of Incident: 08/31/████…
Gor'dun the Consumer kingpogan (author) 2018-04-29
Gor'dun the Consumer sat upon his throne in the Dark Quadrant of the Andromeda Galaxy, shifting his weight to rest his head on his fist. His cosmic, almost impossibly dark face twitched in anguish…
Operation Wilhelm kingpogan (author) 2018-06-28
FROM THE DESK OF THE UNITED STATES HIGHER RESEARCH COMMITTEE 02 JUNE 1947 TOP SECRET Director Collins, The USHRC has received your written request in regards to Operation Wilhelm and reviewed it…
Ra'ash The Cosmic Hound kingpogan (author) 2018-05-04
Agent Hawthorne awoke to the sounds of chaos and death. He had heard them before. Afghanistan. Iraq. Places and moments he had desperately tried to purge from his memory, yet always crept their way…
UIU Orientation Kingreaper (author) 2012-08-15
Welcome to the FBI’s second least popular division; the Unusual Incidents Unit. Most of you are probably here as a punishment, because someone wants you out of their hair. Any of you here because…
A World's Legacy KnightKnight (author) 2015-04-20
Doomed World. Desperate People. Last Hope. Fearful Wardens. Young Girl. Fifty Three sat in front of her room's mirror, braiding her hair for when her guest arrived. She wondered who would be…
Deadalive Deadalive KnightKnight (author) 2016-07-03
Old soul, new soul Key in your pocket Look out for the Laughing Man On your path home. 1 2 3 4 … It had been five months. Five months of nothing but searching. Of nothing but requests for aid. Of…
Intermission: Audience of Crowns KnightKnight (author) 2016-07-03
Crown of the Sky Crown of the Noose Crown of Death Twinkle, twinkle shining star Tumbling 'bove the Earth so far Will and will in constant dance Ever in your nightly prance Quarseta couldn't…
Log of Unexplained Locations KnightKnight (author)
2015-05-30
Foreword: This page is to be devoted to the documentation of low threat anomalous locations which have been discovered by the SCP Foundation over the years. Although all locations listed in this…
Lost Golden Days KnightKnight (author) 2015-05-02
A world lost to the unknown. A Young Girl befriending a Dragon. A door opening. Once tsa-Fanu stopped spinning the world around her, it took Quarseta a moment to gain her bearings. Once her mind…
Nx-07 KnightKnight (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-07 Civilian Designation: Gwag Hen y Cwn, Swansea, Wales Population: 1,506 Area Class: Asphodel Nexus Interaction Protocol: Civilians within Nx-07 are fully aware of the anomalous nature…
Nx-33 KnightKnight (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-33 Civilian Designation: Drake, Inverness-shire, Scotland Population: 759 Area Class: Camelot Nexus Interaction Protocol: Nx-33 is to be removed from physical and digital civilian maps….
Nx-58 KnightKnight (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-58 Civilian Designation: Yumegēmu, Tokushima, Japan Population: 5,724 Area Class: Shangri-La Nexus Interaction Protocol: All personnel assigned to Nx-58 must be implanted with sub-dermal…
Pooling Our Resources KnightKnight (author) 2015-06-08
Red pools at night, Travelers' delight. Red pools at morning, Travelers take warning. Incident 053/682/1129/354 - 1: On 12/9/20██, at 21:07 hours, escaped anomalies SCP-053, SCP-682, and…
SCP-SCP-033 KnightKnight (author) 2015-11-20
Site-41: Antimemetics Division Headquarters Elise Dunwall looked at the window on the right side of her screen. …The "sum" of the symbols is equal to a previously unknown integer (designated Theta…
Spark of Creation KnightKnight (author) 2015-08-23
1Before there was anything, there was a great Nothingness. And in this Nothingness there was neither light nor darkness nor time. 2And this Nothingness was so great as to draw on itself to create,…
Spark of Wonder KnightKnight (author) 2015-11-15
1While the world was still young, and Man still spoke clearly, and the warmth of creation was still in the ground, there lived a soybean farmer who was called Polyakov. 2Polyakov was a virtuous…
The Little Things That Count KnightKnight (author) 2015-06-02
For want of a nail, a shoe was lost; For want of a nail, a shoe was lost; A box of spare parts makes it through a security check. Later on, some of those parts are used to create a makeshift…
This Is How the World Ends KnightKnight (author) 2015-05-29
This is how the world ends. This is how they die. This is how the world ends. How did we survive? Atanti's thoughts drifted to his homeland. Now that it was the warm season, the land and people…
SyFy Channel Presents: BEARMAGGEDON!!! kol aumer (author) 2016-04-02
Extranormal Event #: 2016-045 Date of Occurrence: 01/1/2016 Event Description: From approximately 6:00 pm to 11:00pm a broadcast overwrote the regularly scheduled programming for a number of…
Halloween on 17th Street Kothardarastrix (author) 2018-10-10
a tale for the Halloween2018 contest As night fell over Daleport, 17th Street came alive. Orange lights flickered on in the mouths of grinning pumpkins. Animatronic zombies and witches moaned and…
Instance KrySalems (author) 2018-09-01
This is a story that I recalled last night. I don’t think I was meant to remember it, but I do. I think that this makes me lucky because I did not forget. I am afraid of forgetting. I think that it…
Outside Perspective KrySalems (author) 2018-10-08
"I don't think I can keep this up." Around me, there were decorations and lights that weren't here the night before; dancing skeletons, stitched-up steins, and bedsheet ghosts. Little paper cut-outs…
Four Seconds, Low Pitched ksaid (author) 2013-04-06
An extended siren for fifteen seconds meant fire. A continuous siren meant evacuation. Three short sirens meant a lock down, and two short sirens followed by an extended siren was a bomb threat….
Sparkle Spectacular ksaid (author) 2014-04-07
Bender's Day! The SCP Foundation's greatest (and only) holiday! It only comes once a year — except for last year when Bright slept through the first one and wanted a do-over. Bender's Day! A day…
A Poem for Nobody Kuroiten (author) 2013-08-23
It wasn't his drink from the party Where the tranquilizers were hid, The cocktail on the cocktail napkin Is what gently closed the lid. What's one more reveler out cold In a culture of thrills and…

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Title Author Created
Job Opportunities L0rdDeath (author) 2015-04-07
On Monday morning, Aleksander awoke in his London apartment to the smell of burnt toast. Assuming he was having a heart attack (the irony of this assumption only occurred to him later in the day),…
Tinker Tailor Soldier Huntsman L0rdDeath (author) 2015-05-26
It happens every night, without exception. The details are different every time, his years living in the secret world blurring together into one messy painting. Tonight, his client is a very old man…
Her Masterpiece LadyKatie (author) 2015-06-28
It’s all his fault. If he hadn’t been around, the baby would still be here. The beautiful product of our flesh and blood. It’s easy to smash his skull in with the baseball bat he kept around. And…
I Have a Patron LadyKatie (author) 2016-05-16
Fall 1477 It was a lovely late Fall afternoon when she visited my shop. A nervous looking girl, young and plain. "Excuse me?" "Hm, yes?" "Did I get the right shop? I mean… are you Leonardo da…
Tension lavenderbloodstains (author) 2018-02-19
"Why do you create art?" The man sitting across the table blinked his eyes, nervously adjusting his fedora. He nervously sipped his coffee, sugar-filled and stuffed with cream, and nervously patted…
A Sensible Use of Human Life Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-10-28
Fresh from the Waiting Room, Craggs had been allocated a temporary office with which to set up. Her new husband database administrator in tow. A site supervisor peers in. "You know that SQL query…
Disinformation Bureau Orientation Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2016-11-06
Well, I guess that's everyone. Let's get started. As you hopefully know at this point, the 'P' in our motto stands for 'protect'. There are two kinds of protection that entails - protecting the…
If I Tried to Run, Would You Give Me a Shot? Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-09-02
She knew this day would come. Dr. Craggs was nothing if not a plotter of the utmost degree. She cajoled, coerced, blackmailed, and sometimes performed indecent favors for the Foundation in the…
Nameless Bodies, in Unremembered Rooms Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-03-04
Threat Assessment 3033 Official Unit Name: "Mike" Squad Affiliation: Chaos Insurgency Type: Shock Infantry Threat Level: Orange Composition: Up to 30 instances per one controller, deployed in…
Setting Sun Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2017-01-17
I told them they had six months - at most a year - to bring the US to its knees, and then things would go to hell. Now, everything was going exactly as I predicted. Midway - a total disaster of…
Tying the Gordian Knot Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-09-24
Travis leaned back in his seat. "So, Doctor, I have good news and bad news." "I never liked subjective terms." "The good news is that we appear to be in the clear, no one on our six, and less than…
In the Big League Leicontis (author) 2010-03-02
"Your ID, sir?" You nervously present your ID badge to the heavily-armed guard, who scans the barcode with a handheld reader, checks the display, and hands it back to you with a nod. Whatever this…
Loop Leicontis (author) 2009-12-07
*shatter* FLASH I'm lying on the floor, in more pain than I've ever felt before. I guess this is what it feels like to have a bullet in your gut. The pain is a constant but everything else is…
Ruiz Sobers Up Leviathan34 (author) 2016-04-02
Once upon a time, in the mysterious land of Brooklyn, New York, Ruiz Duchamp was getting fucked up in Joey’s house. twinkly wind chime sound effects “Ruiz. Your art. I’m telling you, it’s not good.”…
Operation Hippodrome Lex1nat0r (author) 2016-03-07
Report on Operation Hippodrome Stigma-9 Preamble: Given SCP-████'s combination of both religious and technological iconography, and given GOI-004's ("The Church of the Broken God") status as an…
Recording Hippodrome-045 Lex1nat0r (author) 2016-03-07
"Uh, hi. If you're watching this, then I guess you, or maybe that should be 'we', survived. And yes, I really am you. Look, this is my… your… our face. No makeup or anything, this isn't a mask. Uh,…
Bag Man Begins LibraZero (author) 2018-02-18
Researcher Matthews was not having a good day. First, it was his alarm going off 10 minutes late, forcing him to rush his carefully prepared morning habits. Then, his car had refused to start,…
Brökkën Güd LilyFlower (author) 2018-01-04
"No, no, I meant my left, you imbecile, now the head is on backwards. I knew you'd be no help." For the cultists of the Church of the Broken God, a long wait was over. After hundreds of years of…
Time Keeps On Slippin' Lintharo (author) 2016-11-24
The lab was empty at night. It was quite small for a scientific establishment, with only 6 rooms connected to a hallway with doors at either end. Not much was spent in the way of comfort and safety,…
20,584 Litfried (author) 2014-03-12
You rest your head against the bus window, briefly closing your eyes. The jolts and bumps making your jaw rattle aren't enough to distract you. The cool glass doesn't help, either. You can't stop…
The Great Siege of Julabin LithiumXCVI (author) 2014-05-20
The following is an excerpt taken from SCP-140, detailing the siege of the city-state Julabin located in what is now [REDACTED], Norway. *Note: Based on context as well as usage in previous…
The Price of Knowledge LithiumXCVI (author) 2013-02-27
Blood has long been regarded as an important part of our rituals. Its powers and properties have been extensively studied by many famous priests. Among the first was the Holy Father Dichardu of…
Dial S For SCP Loiterer87 (author) 2014-11-24
Project Crossover » Dial S For SCP "…This is an actual item?" "Yes sir." "… An actual item to be kept and contained on Site. Not one of those random weird objects we have, like the ducks?" "Sir, it…
When Moses Goes Wrong Loiterer87 (author) 2015-01-20
David awoke with a splitting headache. Somehow once again, he'd fallen asleep at the Library. Either that or a Docent had followed him home. A table, a chair and a lot of stacks of books reaching…
Won't You Be My Neighbour... Loiterer87 (author) 2017-03-19
The Broken Fifth LongWalkHome (author) 2014-07-26
The clockwork gears in Brother Diagram's head ached. Yes, they ached. It was nothing like the slow, dysfunctional grinding of a poorly calibrated Cognition Engine. Besides, he had just had his parts…
Yuli and Ivan Go On an Adventure. [Part I] LongWalkHome (author) 2018-09-07
Like many others that day, Yulian Fyodorov was greeted one early August morning to a fully-armed unit of Task Force Officers, assault rifles in hand, standing in front of his office building's…
Yuli and Ivan Go On An Adventure. [Part II] LongWalkHome (author) 2018-09-09
In the shadow of a soldier's assault rifle, Yulian Fyodorov stared down at the pile of (pointless, repetitive, yet for some reason incredibly classified) documents in his desk drawer. Just below the…
(The Engine of A Film)/(The Fine Game of Nil) djkaktus (author)
LordStonefish (author)
2017-10-10
Once Upon A Time In Site 19… "Man, another day, another 096 breach," Researcher Chad Benson said, kicking a paperclip across the room. "At least this time it was just some dude. Can you imagine how…
Amnestic LordStonefish (author) 2016-08-31
A poetic meditation
asmr by dado LordStonefish (author) 2018-09-19
On 9/19/18, the Youtube channel Ephemeral Rift ASMR was hacked from an unknown IP address located somewhere in the American southeast. The following video was uploaded and gained over 1.6 million…
Excerpt from The Astrolabe Institute Journal LordStonefish (author) 2018-05-20
Call (814)-555-3346 THE ASTROLABE INSTITUTE This Document is Publicly Available Product of the Astrolabe Institute, a scientist-run Public Media & Containment Company dedicated to Containment…
Grandchildren Frost LordStonefish (author) 2017-12-27
The icemen slowly crossed the mountain pass, moving with utterly implacable confidence. A good two or so days since they had left the Cloud, but the mission was one of utter importance. They could…
Holy Mackerel LordStonefish (author) 2017-05-05
** "Officially known as Mnestic Stimulant 125, coldpost Is currently only given officially to researchers on highly classified projects or SCPs, however due to its highly addictive nature, it…
Portrait of Two Choreographers LordStonefish (author) 2016-09-10
SCP-████ Addendum: Partial list of recovered documents from Incident-████/4. Documents constitute a correspondence between PoI-4667 and PoI-4668, both prominent anartists potentially involved in the…
The News Tonight: Wednesday April 26th 2017 LordStonefish (author) 2017-07-06
Hello, and welcome to tonight's news. Broadcasting live from New York Complex, I'm Junior Aímact Roger Gallardi, Official Newsreader-Scholar of the Church of The Second Hytoth, the only sanctioned…
The Undoing LordStonefish (author) 2017-07-19
A TRAILER 0:00-0:05: Darkness. Short, gasping breaths. Close up on DR. OBROV's flickering eyes. They snap open. 0:06-0:08: Dr. Obrov stands rigid next to his bed, looking at his sleeping wife. It…
The William Penn Iteration LordStonefish (author) 2018-02-22
Image taken of sky during containment by Researcher Talloran of both the users of /r/SCP_3999 and noted American fiction author Flannery O'Connor. All rights reserved Frank Talloran was dying….
Wade Williams Distribution Presents: LordStonefish (author) 2017-03-21
When I was born, I screamed. And my mother proclaimed it the best sound ever uttered by any being. A thrill of terror. Boo!
Incursion Lowell (author) 2012-01-28
1 If the words "esoteric containment" mean nothing to you, stop listening. Time passes, approximately ten seconds. During this time, rain can be heard striking a number of windows nearby. My name…
Six Days Lucavex Ayanami (author) 2012-05-07
Day One Where am I? My head is all fuzzy… Is this a hospital? Am I hurt? My throat is so dry… Why is there an IV in my arm. Have I been in a coma? What's this tube sticking out of my mouth!? I try…
Every SCP - Part 1 - SCP-2339 luckgandor (author) 2017-05-06
Previous Tale — Next Tale SCP Featured: SCP-2339 A part of Eli hoped that Dictator would not come back once they were released the next day. And yet, even taking into consideration the tension…
Every SCP - Part 2 - Bright Eyes luckgandor (author) 2017-05-08
Previous Part — Next Part SCP Presented: SCP-1369 Although they were no longer in any real danger, Dictator did not sleep soundly in their containment cell, even with Oliver with them. They whined…
Every SCP - Part 3 - Beltane luckgandor (author) 2017-05-09
Previous Part | Next Part SCP Presented: SCP-2952 Dictator did not sleep that night. Eli had hoped that the exposure to the previous object would not have affected them that badly, but it had…
Every SCP - Part 4 - Friends luckgandor (author) 2017-05-11
Previous Part | Next Part SCPs Presented: SCP-237, SCP-2715 Oliver was the first one to wake the next day, and he took the time between his waking and Dictator’s eventual waking to ponder on the set…
Every SCP - Part 5 - The Clock luckgandor (author) 2017-05-13
Previous Part | Next Part Unbeknownst to Eli and Dictator, something was happening to SCP-1032. The clock’s hands spun their lazy way around its face, as usual. The fifth sped ahead of its brethren,…
Every SCP: A Mission: Series Introduction luckgandor (author) 2017-05-05
Previous tale (you are here) — Next Tale When Elijah Haverty-Jones saw what – or rather, who – was sitting in the containment cell, his first reaction was “Oh, goddammit.” Even though he had been…
The Talk luckgandor (author) 2017-05-15
Eli woke an indeterminate amount of time later. Groggily, he turned his head to the side. Stainless steel equipment, wires tied neatly to the vertices where the clean white wall met the clean white…
Change Lumancer (author) 2011-09-15
Hello Everett. You were expecting me? How ha- Ah. Quite right, I suppose. May I sit? Thank you. I can only imagine what you must think of us by now. How many have come to you this month- Five?…
Additional Resources djkaktus (author)
LurkD (author)
2015-04-05
Dietrich stepped out of the bathroom stall and headed for the sink. His hard soled shoes echoed off the walls with each step, and the cool rushing faucet water broke the silence in the empty men's…
ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED! LurkD (author) 2015-03-06
« HUB | Part I: ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED! | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V » Glacon, you there? I am, Alexandra. My survivors just died… or rather eaten. I just couldn't…
Amnestic Use Guide LurkD (author) 2014-07-23
[ACCESS RESTRICTED]                                                                     COVER PAGE CLASS-A CLASS-B CLASS-C CLASS-D CLASS-E CLASS-F O5 ACCESS ONLY SCP FOUNDATION AMNESTIC USE…
Are We There Yet? LurkD (author) 2015-05-20
♫ Everythin', everythin', everythin's gonna be alright this mornin' ♫ "All I'm saying is that we've listened to this for two straight hours." Dietrich rolled his eyes for the third time. "Yah? And…
Cat In A Box LurkD (author) 2016-09-18
Clock Multiplier LurkD (author) 2015-03-25
« HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV: Clock Multiplier | Part V » Erasing Partitions 1-299 (100%): ::COMPLETED:: Decrypting Interlocks (25%): ███████████████            …
Command-Query Separation LurkD (author) 2015-03-09
« HUB | Part I | Part II: Command-Query Separation | Part III | Part IV | Part V » These drills are fun but exhausting. I do not detect any significant changes in my processing speeds. …
Hello World LurkD (author) 2016-02-10
« Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV » T imes Square, New York. 22 people were pronounced dead during the midday rush while shopping at various electronic stores. The cause of death is…
Hello World (Part II) LurkD (author) 2016-02-12
« Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV » A trip through a fiber optic line is near instantaneous. Before one would even be aware of what happened, they would be sucked up, scrambled, and…
Hello World (Part III) LurkD (author) 2016-02-23
« Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV » Two pairs of pitch black hands feverishly scrolled from screen to screen. In the soft blue light of the Grand I/O Temple, a row of yellow eyes twitched…
Hello World (Part IV) LurkD (author) 2016-03-01
« Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV » Hatbot clenched his fists in frustration as he turned towards Grape. Each eye was struggling to focus correctly on his head. where is the fuckface? …
How Dr. Clef Contained Christmas! LurkD (author) 2016-12-19
*click to play Every Skip locked on-site Liked Christmas a lot… But Dr. Clef, who worked at Site-19, Did NOT! Dr. Clef hated Christmas! The whole Christmas time! But please do not ask him. He…
Null-terminating String LurkD (author) 2015-03-30
« HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V: Null-terminating String » So that's your official opinion? So far, yes. Though we aren't ruling out sabotage… pending…
Probe-H9 LurkD (author) 2015-02-24
[151631.1219] <PH9> PROBE-H9 TO DEEP RECON. [151631.1236] <DRC> *ahem* Probe-H9, this is deep recon. Found something in quadrant-86 besides nothingness? Or can I just cross this one off the list as…
Superencipherment LurkD (author) 2015-03-17
« HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III: Superencipherment | Part IV | Part V » You called? Alexandra, Site-17 has gone dark. Have you been able to get a connection through in the last…
Swing Shift LurkD (author) 2014-08-03
"Should be an easier shift tonight."                                                               Greg Collier, ENGINEERING Fri, Jul 31, 01:33 Fucking new hires. Yeah, sucks. Should be an…
Tasers & Thermite Dexanote (author)
LurkD (author)
2015-05-05
Django Bridge woke up. He'd been sleeping in his office, face down at his desk. The glow of his screensaver and the yellow of a lamp outside were casting a mixture of warm and cool light in the…
The Fellowship LurkD (author) 2015-02-05
[13:40] Evil_Empire (~PI.9E7Q00U5.I4332YF1.V9927CD6|alliztahP#PI.9E7Q00U5.I4332YF1.V9927CD6|alliztahP) has joined [13:40] <DarkDays> Sup Empire? [13:40] <Evil_Empire> Not much. I see they haven't logged in yet. [13:40] <DarkDays>…
Too Drunk To Be Merry LurkD (author) 2015-12-22
Dietrich sat on the edge of the boat dock, setting down the last few from his six pack next to him. It was just above freezing as the mirror surface of the lake reflected the cold spacey sky. Merle…
Up To No Good LurkD (author) 2016-10-05
Foxx pressed play on the Blu-ray player and the iconic Disney castle appeared followed by the intro to Frozen, the sing-a-long edition. "Can I sing loud this time?" Lucille asked as she slid on her…
What if they weren't... LurkD (author) 2015-05-06
"I-I'm out?" He looked up at them, more confused than shocked. "Yeah, your number is up. Get up on your feet. We'll escort you to the debriefing room." The guard moved out of the doorway and pointed…
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