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Charon (Part 3: Asphodel) Jack Ike (author) 2017-12-01
Charon (Part 2: Katabasis) Charon (Part 3: Asphodel) ??? Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) Date Unknown. Everything changed. Burning, surging forth, the wave blasted outwards as fast as it…
Rebar Nightmares Jack Ike (author) 2017-06-15
Finally, it was time for his grand escape. It was the time of month when they would need to come in and clean his cell again; three people in jumpsuits, one with a mop to clean up the pungent mess he…
Himinbjörg Jack Ike (author) 2017-06-15
Abstract: Contact was lost with Site-19 on 2 February 2087, following the initiation of a Category 5 (“Catastrophic”) Containment Breach Lockdown. Amalgamate Task Force 4 (“Götterdämmerung”) was…
The Conceptual Theology of Physical Existence Jack Ike (author) 2017-04-01
Yesterday, I learnt a fact that will change my life forever. Over a week or two, it'd been slowly fitting together, but it was only yesterday the last piece fell in. Useless information if you don't…
Adam's Worthless - Choose Yokim Jack Ike (author) 2017-03-15
The words went straight to his heart, shattering what little self-confidence he still had. The cluttered, shadow-filled room seemed like a perfect reflection of his own inner being at that time. Dark,…
Win Condition Jack Ike (author) 2017-01-20
It had been so long since Charles had felt human, away from the muck, pestilence and waste. His own body felt uncomfortable, foreign to him; his last wash had been months ago. Mites and lice crawled…
Christmas Propaganda Jack Ike (author) 2016-12-23
'Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the Site, Not a single man stirred, Not during that night. The chambers were locked and sealed with great care, In hopes that their contents would…
Charon (Part 2: Katabasis) Jack Ike (author) 2016-11-26
Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) Charon (Part 2: Katabasis) Charon (Part 3: Asphodel) The taste of the coffee was repulsively bitter. Yanma Mirski considered spitting the mouthful out to save…
Holding On Jack Ike (author) 2016-10-26
In a small room, a man who sometimes exists greets a man who should no longer be. The first man enters the room with purpose, with pride. His clothes are neither grand nor humble; a light grey…
D-2000 Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-19
From: Foundation Global Administration, Requisitions Division To: Researcher Byzant Subject: Approval of D-Class request for SCP-4932 Researcher Byzant, Your request for 1,250 D-Class personnel for…
The Keysmith's Bootstrap Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
The smell of salt and the sound of quietly lapping waves suddenly appears. I fall, the solid floor previously supporting me now vanished, down to the surface of the water I know is below me. I should…
Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
Yanma Mirski sat on the concrete floor staring at the small gem before him. For the past dozen months he had sat at the bottom of this gloomy hexagonal vault, as he was doing now. The wall opposite…
CODE NAME: ████ ███ - The Truth Jack Ike (author) 2016-06-17
What is the easiest way to hide the identity of SCP-001? This would have been a perplexing question for the Administrator who had conceived General Notice 001-Alpha. How do you hide the most important…
1 Jack Ike (author) 2016-05-22
☦An ending.☦ 1. That was the current population of beings inhabiting the entire, extended multiverse. One single sapient being lay sleeping on the last patch of solid matter, topped with the last gas…
Daddy Jack Rankin (author) 2009-12-20
Dear Diary, Hello! My name is Lucy Campbell and I am 8 years old. When I grow up I want to be an actress like Emma Watson because she is very pretty! My mummy is also very pretty and very clever and…
No Matter What Mask You Wear Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-10-08
September, 2012 Two androids stood by a window within the employee lounge of Anderson Robotics World Headquarters. Outside, the Three Portlands sky grew dark as the sun set behind overcast clouds,…
Priorities Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-09-25
Researcher Rose Labelle gave a heavy sigh as she entered one of many Site-19 interview rooms, slowly closing the door behind her. She waited a few seconds, then turned. Already sitting at the table…
Assault on Site-64 Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-09-11
Greetings fellow Insurgents. As many of you are likely aware, in exactly twenty-four hours, we will begin an assault upon the Foundation facility known as Site-64. Site-64 Anomalous Materials Lab …
Hector and Jacob Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-08-20
The man woke up with a severe pain in his head and looked around, brushing a few locks of hair out of his eyes in the process. He sat against the base of a tall deciduous tree in the middle of a…
Family Disclosure Protocol Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-06-29
Family Disclosure Protocol: Revision 90 Jeremiah Cimmerian, Phillip Foster, Jeffery Jacobs Abstract: Humans, by our very nature, are social creatures. We gather, we find partners, and we form…
The Blackbird and The Falcon Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-03-21
=SCP Foundation= Department of Human Resources Office of Psychological Health Services Routine Psychological Health Screening Transcript November 17th, 2022 Attending: Dr. D.H. Aeslinger, Psy.D….
Decisions We Make Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-25
Sunday, May 9th, 2021 Agent Sasha Merlo sat within the office of Edgar Holman, Director of Foundation Site-64 and a longtime friend. As she relaxed in one of the comfortable chairs he kept in front…
Make Portland Weirder Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-17
August, 1970 As Agent Josephine Creed sat beneath a pine tree in Oregon’s Milo McIver State Park, she came to the realization that she hated her current assignment. Wearing plainclothes during a…
No Good Deed Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-09
January 18th, 2020 As the doctors, nurses, CNAs, and other hospital personnel carried out their duties within Portland's St. Vincent's Hospital, a man in a blue and silver suit weaved his way towards…
Where They Kept Their Copies Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-04
Cameron Torren gave a sigh, took one last sip of coffee, and waited for the stage manager to give him the thumbs up. The signal came, and in a flash, he bolted out onto the set amid cheers and…
Aboard the Train to Berlin Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-12-30
Nuremberg, Germany Fall, 1944 When Franz Hoffman had first been selected to join the Ahnenerbe Obskurakorps, his father made sure to contact him. Herr Hoffman, a longstanding member of the Thule…
The Homecoming of Eta-13 Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-12-11
Within the cramped dirt tunnels of the Gate Passage a group of eleven humans dressed in the field gear of an SCP Foundation task force limped onward. They were beaten, bloodied, bruised, and carried…
What Happened Beneath Cronos Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-11-30
He's going to find out, a young Joseph Bell sighed as he walked alongside Jeremy Walsh through a forested path on their way home from school. And when he does he's going to kick our ass. Joseph…
All Hallows' Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-10-06
October 1st, 2017 Site Director Edgar Holman sat in his office at Site-64, a small file's worth of paperwork spread out before him. Researcher Cooper sat in a chair on the opposite side, her…
D-5111 Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-09-18
Day 1 D-5111 woke with a sudden jolt, and a splitting headache. As she rapidly blinked, her eyes adjusting to the low light of her environment, she took the time to look around. She was dressed in an…
Bal-chatri Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-23
Arcs of electricity left Vincent Anderson’s body as he walked through the Three Portlands rain, the wayward bolts striking nearby buildings and light fixtures as he slowly marched down the center of…
Consolidation Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-05
We're here. I'll send you a response when the dust has settled. I hope you have a plan B, because I'm honestly expecting this whole thing to crash and burn. Your concern is noted, but I think you'll…
Ties That Bind Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-04-16
Phineas looked himself over in the bathroom mirror. Where have the years gone, old man? he thought to himself. His bald head reflected the bathroom lights. Veins were faintly visible beneath his pale…
Razumite Games Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-03-28
A xenobiologist and a botanist sat beneath the shade of a tree in the forest outside Site-93. The latter rested her head on the former’s shoulder and softly hummed. After several moments, she brushed…
We Boldly Went Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-03-05
Standing in the heart of an evergreen forest were two men, each wearing the tattered remains of an MTF uniform. Faded and spattered with dirt and grime, the Eta-13 emblem was still visible on their…
Wayfarers Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-02-22
T-0 Hours Within the interior of SCP-2344 was a section unlike any other. Rather than a pitch black tunnel of packed dirt, the Gate Passage was fully lit by an unseen source. Thick ivy covered every…
Bridges Burnt Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-07-21
Tom and Jill Herring had been in the middle of dinner when they were interrupted by a knock at the front door. Rolling his eyes in annoyance, Tom went to answer. He was greeted by a tattered Daniel…
The Templar Incident Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-05-26
In a lonely office at Site-64 sat a short young man with salt and pepper hair. Across from his desk was a casually dressed woman with neck length brunet hair tied back in a ponytail. Several old…
Meeting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-05-11
Agent Sasha Merlo yawned as she slowly moved through the halls of Site-64, a mug of stale coffee in her hands. She had not gotten much sleep over the past few days. The current rush to extract as much…
Finding Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-04-20
Agent Clarissa Shaw stood silently, looking into the contents of a Site-64 interrogation room. Sitting at the table inside was a Saker who called itself Miles Wilson, an android designed to resemble…
Hunting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-03-25
Agent Sasha Merlo sat alone in her office at Site-64. Her neck length brunette hair was neatly tied in a ponytail as she leaned back in her office chair, feet resting upon her desk. Her eyes were…
No One Should Be Alone Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-22
Researcher Conwell sat alone at his desk. The sound of his typing filled the silence that otherwise engulfed the lab. With a large yawn, he took the opportunity to check the clock. It was 7:48 PM,…
J. T. H. Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-20
Navarro groaned loudly as he placed his right hand to his head. He felt as if someone had attempted to crack it open, but failed and decided to punch it repeatedly instead. Slowly, he propped himself…
Meeting Over Coffee Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-15
Daniel Navarro sat alone at a secluded table in a coffee house in Portland. Rather than the usual attire he wore while acting as an agent for the Foundation, here he sat in a set of street clothes….
Good As New Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-09-07
Aaron Howell sat quietly on his bed. While a normal eleven year old boy might be busy creating epic space battles with his toys, this one just did not have the energy. The late afternoon sun peered in…
15-11-2012 Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-08-06
The air was still as snow fell upon a forest clearing outside of Minsk. Here and there a few dead tuffs of grass would appear above the powder, but otherwise the blanket of snow was pristine. At the…
Tearing Down Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-25
Saker #76 sat behind the desk of Dr. Gregg Collins, wearing a synthetic biological casing that was a genetic match to the doctor of the same name. Nearly two years prior, #76 had tracked down Dr….
Building Up Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-21
Researcher Conwell looked around his office. The few meager possessions he had used to decorate were now placed in a box on the desk. Conwell let out a deflating sigh. He wanted to say it had been a…
Products Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-11
Ms. Harrison sat quietly in a rundown inner city apartment, the table before her and the chair she sat in being the only furniture in the room. Directly across from her four objects were obscured…
Simple Sketches Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-06-24
Researcher Conwell stood over the restraint table. SCP-1360 stared back. Its white plastic eyes seemed emotionless as it followed Conwell’s every move. Four security officers stood nearby, each…
Last Meetings Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-03-27
As he placed the last of his possessions in a box, an elderly man with a walnut cane gave one last look around the room. His name was Dr. Zachary Johnson and the office he had worked in for the last…
Paper Pusher Jacob Conwell (author) 2013-09-12
Researcher Clayton stood before the small office door and double-checked to make sure he was in the right place. The room was so out of the way that it looked like it had been built as an…
Green Pawn JanitorialSnail (author) 2013-02-03
Site-40 A young boy walked lazily around Site 40, watching brooding soldiers and overworked scientists make their daily rounds. He was a janitor, with access only to what he needed to fix, and the…
A Few of My Favorite Things Jarl Gullberg (author) 2016-11-01
These are a few of my favorite things….
The Last Site jeffusano (author) 2016-11-16
Chapter One Site-80 Logbook Security Log: Romeo-249.2 Date: 04/23/2021 Begin Log: 10:34 a.m. – Site breach warning activated. Breaches detected in Keter wing, unit 12 and unit 15. Automated lockdown…
Westbound and Down Jekeled (author) 2017-01-17
Here we see a real go-getter, a man who knows what he wants and how to get it, dressed in a black suit and black raincoat (a little pearl pin in his tie ), carrying a black attache case, eyes set…
Melting In Diminished Time Jekeled (author) 2016-10-11
There was a scuffling through the warehouse, the sound of hundreds of giant rats rubbing and pawing against dry desiccated cardboard, the kind of shriveled-up husk that invades into your ears and…
A Simple Plan For Success, In Three Parts: Step 1, Take From Peter. Step 2, Pay Paul. Step 3, Repeat. Jekeled (author) 2016-09-18
D-193724 was told, one day, to sit in a folding metal chair and to stare at a wall until told to stop. He was not allowed any sort of reading materials or entertainment, or to look away. To enforce…
A Few Minor Counts of Bookkeeping Jekeled (author) 2016-07-15
Look, it went like this: May 3, 2004: God, what a mess, Doctor Zimmerman said, as she surveyed the carnage in the room. The incompetence on display They need a filing cabinet for sure, her…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 5 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-15
Chapter 4 | Hub I march into the morgue, take a look at the rows and rows of cubicles, and march back to the reception area to get directions to Beanbaum's body. That taken care of, I march in….
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 4 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-15
Chapter 3 | Hub | Chapter 5 I have an idea, walking to my interviewee. Something in my walk or my face must change, because next thing I know, my phone rings. Hello? I say. the security footage…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 3 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-02
Chapter 2 | Hub | Chapter 4 There's got to be a twin, Caldmann says as he paces the length of the room. Over and over. Squarumscribing it with his feet. There's no way, I say, still sitting…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 2 Jekeled (author) 2016-03-26
Chapter 1 | Hub | Chapter 3 The morgue is a magical place. I was in there when it first opened up—the new one, at least. Slabs as far as the eye could see, each with its own water basin, lights,…
A Photocopier in Reverse—Chapter 1 Jekeled (author) 2016-03-24
Just another day at the office the click-clack of the world's loudest mechanical keyboards, the bustle of the IT department's procrastination, and, of course, in the background, the omnipresent whir…
...Keter: Cleanup Duty Jekeled (author) 2016-03-21
So what happened next? I ask, suppressing a yawn by bending over my notebook and doodling an Eye-Pod. The young Junior Researcher I'm interviewing doesn't notice, bless his heart; he just keeps…
An Faq Part Two; Or, Your Hume Questions Answered Jekeled (author) 2014-08-23
Do you, too, have a question (or questions) about Humes? Put them down below and they will be answered. Q: What do areas of high (or low) Hume concentration look like? -Dr. S A: An area of low Hume…
An FAQ; Or, What The Hell Is A Hume? Jekeled (author) 2014-08-22
Q: So what the hell is a Hume? A: A good question! A Hume is a way to determine the strength and/or amount of reality in a given area. Now, you may have issues with reality being measured this way,…
The Greater SCP Foundation Exploration Series, Part 12-The Akiva System Jekeled (author) 2014-08-22
This transcript is available to all hearing-impaired persons, and can be cited in lieu of the video per acceptable standards. NARRATOR: [Dramatically] A decade ago, researchers made a startling…
The Dark At The End Of The Tunnel Jekeled (author) 2013-12-07
0. This is the story of Messrs. Marshall, Carter, and Ms. Dark. Listen: I. She was born the Lady Abigail Agnes Allie Dark in the Year of Our Lord 1835, her parents suffering from the common delusion…
New Frontiers Jekeled (author) 2013-10-28
The office buzzed with activity, none of it originating from those who were supposed to be there; the intended occupants had all been knocked out via an anesthetic introduced into the building's…
A-C Sharp-E Jekeled (author) 2013-05-18
Introduction from The Civilisation of the Daevas Since the dissolution of SCP Mobile Task Force Omega-7, I have embarked on a study of the culture of the Daevas civilisation spurred on by the lack of…
The Root Of All Knowledge Jekeled (author) 2013-02-28
To my dear friends. Thomas. Agnes. Jason. Jeremy. I am dying. I know this comes as a sorrow for some, a boon for others, and a shock for all, but I feel now is the right time to announce this. The…
Quid Non Scitum Est Jekeled (author) 2013-01-26
The former Great Hall of the Nine-Teenth Ruin was, for the first time that year, completely full, an observation that Cardinal Frakes made with no small amount of pride. Dignitaries from every…
Love is Patient, Love is Kind Jekeled (author) 2012-11-14
Good morning, Sweetie. Leaning over, I planted a good-morning kiss right on my pumpkin's cold lips before slipping out of bed. Would you like some breakfast in bed today, my sweet? I asked,…
Sweet Memories Jekeled (author) 2012-10-28
Trick or Treat, Mister! Cody Collings gave a vague smile to the little girl dressed as Cassy. And who are you supposed to be? I'm SCP-085! She's my favorite SCP in the whole world! I used to…
Deeper Jekeled (author) 2012-09-22
Doctor Garza sprinted through the halls of Site-19, almost bowling over Daniels (or was it Smith?) in his haste. Overhead, the damned sirens blared away, signaling what everyone in the facility…
Laughing Matter Jekeled (author) 2012-09-17
Morons! Site director Marcia Leavitt stormed out of the Site-64 conference room, lab coat snapping behind her. Willing to combat every danger, but when you put a cute little face on it, they turn…
Several Creative Promotions Jekeled (author) 2012-09-10
Note- These are just my ideas for some television ads that Foundation fronts might use. Enjoy! Everyone likes pizza, right? And more pizza is better, right? That's why here at Spicy Crust Pizza, we…
Cogwork Jekeled (author) 2012-07-22
You are nothing. You are an affront to Him. You stand in His presence, daily, yet you are unclean. You are covered in the rust and corrosion of a filthy life, and you come crawling to Him, expecting…
Liability Jekeled (author) 2012-06-27
I'm sorry, ma'am, but Doctor Wondertainment cannot assume any liability for improper use of the Doctor Wondertainment's Young Surgeon Transplant Kit. I put on my best Wondertainment Sparkly SmileTM…
Goodbye Jekeled (author) 2012-06-19
Play it again.                                                                                                                             This note was found in the cell of SCP-202 during his suicide…
Just A Stool Jekeled (author) 2012-06-18
At least he's sitting pretty.                                                                                                                             Doctor Campbell strode across one of Site-19's…
Skin Deep Jekeled (author) 2012-06-10
Aren't we all only this.                                                                                                                             Recovered from the research notes of Doctor Nathan…
Fin. Jekeled (author) 2012-06-06
The battle of the ages.                                                                                                                             Author's Note-This is the old 1234 (Jester)/Subtle…
Valued Benefactor Jekeled (author) 2012-06-02
Dear donor: we urgently need money.                                                                                                                             The idea for this is based off of A…
Law And Order Jekeled (author) 2012-06-01
It's the piccolo solo that does it.                                                                                                                             This meeting will now come to order! …
Final Proof Jekeled (author) 2012-05-31
It's really the last thing that you need to see.                                                                                                                             Author's Note: This is a…
We've Got A Runner Jekeled (author) 2012-05-19
I fought the law.                                                                                                                             You want to know my name? Call me Smokey. I keep law and…
A Lack Of Proper Procedure Jekeled (author) 2012-05-18
It's the little things that matter.                                                                                                                             It had escaped. Agent Rodriguez didn't…
Choir Of The Damned Jekeled (author) 2012-05-17
Embraced with open arms                                                                                                                             The Musician was angry. Brother Zachary winced at…
The Journal Of J S Junior Technician Jekeled (author) 2012-05-10
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Ti—                                                                                              From the personal journal of J████ S████, Junior Technician January 1, 1936 I…
`Twas The Night Before Christmas jerf (author) 2016-12-22
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the site not a Keter is stirring, to My great delight. The paperwork filed in the cabinets with care, each one a story of objects most rare, Humanoids…
Ars Gratia Artis Joreth (author) 2017-06-19
Art alone makes life possible – this is how radically I should like to formulate it. I would say that without art man is inconceivable in physiological terms [ ] Man is only truly alive when he…
Iteration F Joreth (author) 2017-04-01
You are currently viewing Additional Document, Iteration F of the documentation for this entity. This article isn’t contained with the rest because it's sinful. This entry also contains many themes…
Why Change? Joreth (author) 2012-09-13
It was memetic after all. This all began with Dr. Vang being booted out of the Foundation. I started working with Dr. Vang 5 years after I got my bachelor's and getting recruited because of my cum…
Recovered Document 4761: CotBG-82 Joreth (author) 2012-07-06
Great Brookham, Surrey - DAILY MAIL PUBLISHED: 06:10 GMT, 18 April 2004 | UPDATED: 07:31 GMT, 18 April 2004 TEENAGE 'CULT' MEMBERS STRIKE TWICE IN ONE MONTH TO USE ABANDONED VEHICLES FOR OFFERINGS …
I Am Ready Josef Kald (author) 2010-10-08
There is a man In my attic Walking around With a soft patter With a loud clatter They brought my cat back With an espionage bug So I wrung its neck With a harsh crack And a soft snap There is a man…

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Title Author Created
Experiment Log 784-BETA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2010-01-10
Experiment Log – SCP-784-BETA Purpose: To discover the appropriate nerve endings that SCP-784 must be connected to in order to function correctly. To replenish stock of SCP-784, in order to allow for…
Target Practice Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-03-11
The fly floated down onto the nose of the statue gently, watching its surroundings carefully for any sign of a predator. Content with the fact that there were none, it began cleaning itself, endlessly…
24th December 2008 14th January 2009 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-02-18
24/12/2008 Well, Christmas Eve is here, and I believe Mr. Kringle may have infected the staff with cheer, because the amount of work getting done is non existent. Of course, I'm one to talk I'm the…
Production Model Changes and Procedures Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-01-02
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Changes to Olympia Prime (Production Model Template): Left eye is to come from Experiment 914 THETA Test Subject 2,…
Olympia Integration Experiment GAMMA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-28
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K.P. Crow Experiment Aims: To test the properties, capabilities and limitations of the…
Olympia Integration Experiment BETA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-27
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K.P. Crow Experiment Aims: To integrate the physical body of the subject with the mental…
13th-23rd December 2008 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-25
13/12/2008 To Dr. Kain As you know, the holiday season is fast arriving. As such, it is the time for joy, happyiness, good will towards all men, that sort of thing. And the reason I'm writing this:…
Olympia Integration Experiment ALPHA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-22
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K. P. Crow Experiment Aims: To construct the physical body of the subject using SCP-291….
1st - 12th December 2008 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-13
02/12/2008 I got nearly no sleep yesterday. I was so consumed with the extractor that all my previous appointments I either forgot, or simply blew off. Unprofessional and immature, I know, but I…
Experiment Log 040 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-13
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, utilizing SCP-040 in obtaining base materials for the Olympia Project . Date: 13/12/2008 Pre-Experiment Note: I think it's about time we started trying to…
Experiment Log 914 Theta Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-06
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, utilizing SCP-914 in obtaining base materials for the Olympia Project . Date: 05/12/2008 Pre-Experiment Note: This is to produce the base materials I need for…
Experiment Log 158 AG Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-11-29
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, regarding SCP-158 in use for the Olympia Project . Date: 29-11-2008 Pre-Experiment Note I've gathered up several D-Class personnel, having interviewed and…
The Warrior And The Dragon Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-10-25
Able paced towards the towering monstrosity casually, nonchalant in his motions, swaggering and grinning as he did so. A massive two-handed claymore was held in place over one of his shoulders, the…
Of Able Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-09-11
The wind was harsh and cold, swirling gouts of the snow rippling around the man's thin frame, staining his black cloak like stars in the night sky. It tugged at his ragged clothing, sucking what…
Casa de Jacinta / Jacinta de la Casa Kalinin (author) 2017-02-10
Aurelio always rides too fast. I told him as much on the last night I saw him. Do you really need to die in a way that will leave such a mess? It's so unfair to the rest of us that we have to see you…
The Manistique Broadcast Kalinin (author) 2017-01-04
There exists a subculture on the internet fascinated by lost media. Missing episodes of long-cancelled television shows, unreleased photographs of important historical events, suppressed news footage…
The Man at the Threshold Kalinin (author) 2016-11-09
TO: O5-1 FROM: O5-12 RE: the end URGENCY: HIGH I hope this gets through. If you're like me, seeing things on the BBC and the New York Times before getting briefed on them by staff is doing a number on…
Standard Dream Report 66-Y 990.2 Kalinin (author) 2016-11-08
Document 990-04: Per advice of her personal physician, O5-2 took several prescriptions in order to induce sleep in the early hours of 7 November 2016. Upon awaking, O5-2 reported a manifestation of…
After Action Report 2272' Kalinin (author) 2016-11-07
On 7 November 2016, 0430 Eastern Daylight Time, operatives with Local Mobile Task Force 352-Dalet received reports from Major League Baseball wire services that RHP Ellis Canastota had been assigned…
Standard Dream Report 66-Y 990.1 Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
Document 990-03: Dr. ██████████ reported a manifestation of SCP-990 during a dream occurring seventeen hours ago. Per emergency orders distributed to all personnel regarding possible data on SCP-001,…
A Night at the Movies Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
TO: O5-7 FROM: Pendergast, William RE: Planetary Survey Data - Relevant URGENCY: HIGH Sir, The latest data from Khevtuul 5 is in. We have two possible exoplanets that are theoretically suited for…
Continued Deliberations Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
O5-2 let the e-mail alert fade from her terminal screen without opening it. She already knew that the Foundation had suffered more casualties in the past twenty-four hours than all of the last five…
Harbinger Kalinin (author) 2016-11-02
O5-2 carefully arranged the surgical mask over her face, tugging the disposable fabric this way and that, ensuring that her mouth and nose were covered properly. She bent down and eased off her black…
Matryoshka: Epilogue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-28
Stillwell resisted the urge to scratch beneath the cast on his arm. Cigarette smoke had never been something he was fond of, but in the close room, with the interviewing officer exhaling it constantly…
Matryoshka: Part Nine Kalinin (author) 2016-09-27
Stillwell poked his head up, slowly, peering through the grimy window pane down at the surgical theater below their perch in the mezzanine. He sank back down. Coogan was busy tying the sheets they had…
Matryoshka: Part Eight Kalinin (author) 2016-09-24
Try to keep up, old man. I'd like to be as far as possible from Site-7 when their part of the plan starts. Spinella wheezed as he trotted, sweeping his flashlight in front of him and trying to avoid…
Matryoshka: Part Seven Kalinin (author) 2016-09-21
The old man was propped up in the corner, some surplus Red Army blankets hastily bunched up to provide both warmth and stability for the frail humanoid. He peered out from beneath his hat with…
Matryoshka: Part Six Kalinin (author) 2016-09-19
The Site-7 surgical auditorium, for all of its wood paneling lining the walls and the rows of well-worn theater style seats, might have been any one of a hundred medical facilities of the rational…
Matryoshka: Part Five Kalinin (author) 2016-09-16
Nechayeva emerged from a utility panel in a frozen alleyway after a thirty minute trek through the underground service corridors. She recognized her surroundings as a nearby power substation. She was…
Matryoshka: Part Four Kalinin (author) 2016-09-14
The muddy slush of frozen earth soaked into Spinella's clothes as he writhed on the ground, gasping for air, spitting blood. From his back, he watched the old man's shadow on the ground beside him…
Matryoshka: Part Three Kalinin (author) 2016-09-12
The sudden, electric buzz of his cell door unlocking assaulted the doctor's ears as he lay on the bare metal cot, instinctively recoiling from the noise. He raised a scrap of his coat to shield his…
Matryoshka: Part Two Kalinin (author) 2016-09-09
Directly across from Stillwell sat Juhasz in the green plastic chair. To his left was Coogan on the threadbare gray couch. Stillwell shifted in his flimsy wooden folding chair. Its creaking echoed far…
Matryoshka: Part One Kalinin (author) 2016-09-07
Do you have children, Ekaterina? SCP-1041, dressed in loose-fitting gray and black striped clothes, picked another file out of the cabinet and rifled through it, her flashlight scanning quickly,…
Matryoshka: Prologue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-06
O5-8 opened the door to the observation deck, brightly lit by a clear morning sun. The observers on the 86th floor had a clear panorama of Manhattan, still buried in snow from the storm passing…
Realignment Kalinin (author) 2016-04-25
Many years ago, when she was a young Cyber Operations Specialist, the site where she stood had been alive, humming with the energy of a hundred servers, buzzing with activity as researchers hurried…
Labyrinth's End Kalinin (author) 2016-03-07
He disengages his straps and punches in a sequence into the armside interface tablet. He sees his hands bathed in red, flashing light as several alarm systems trigger, warning him of his imminent…
Planetfall Kalinin (author) 2016-02-28
Excerpt, Memoirs of K. Yildirim, Mission Commander, Expedition of the First Thousand I think back to what happened, how it changed the way in which we view the ultimate result of the expedition. I…
And Again Kalinin (author) 2016-01-09
The little boy hid behind a tall sycamore tree, the wind sending a steady rain of orange and red leaves over the field behind the school. The boy adjusted his satchel again, deciding that he would…
Stars Over Misty Veil Kalinin (author) 2015-11-16
TO: Esquivel, Roberto FROM: Site-67 Secure Connection RE: thought you'd like this Attachment: mistyveil.pdf announcing yourself, Roberto? found this in the fall issue of Route 5. you're a literary…
Nondescript Nose Kalinin (author) 2015-09-18
No, no, no! The chorus does not start launching into Horst Wessel Song until the Hero of Aryan Purity is above the Threshold of the Fatherland! Above! Max von Gruben barked directions at the…
Nazi Nonsense Kalinin (author) 2015-09-15
Sergeant Freudenberger squinted again at the tiny print on the manifest list, struggling to find his place. He jumped at the sudden sound of the train whistle as yet another load of prisoners…
I, Autarch Kalinin (author) 2014-11-22
My name is Frank Carson, Autarch of the Enlightened Republic and Free Association of Wyoming. I have overseen the Universal Dominion of the State of Wyoming and its citizenry for four thousand, nine…
The Woodvale Incident Kalinin (author) 2014-11-19
September 23, 1949: United States President Harry S. Truman announces to the world that the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics has successfully detonated an atomic weapon, ending the United States'…
Lana Neal Sings the Blues Kalinin (author) 2013-12-17
He sees her long black hair and flowing blue dress, and even through the static and blur on the cheap monitor he can see she's got hands that have only a few years at most of waiting tables and…
Pseudohistorical Mischief Kalinin (author) 2013-01-08
The campus was mostly deserted tonight. Students everywhere at the university were holed up in their dormitories or at the library; poring frantically over books, scribbling last-minute notes,…
Guiser's Night Kalinin (author) 2012-10-31
Doctor Moore took off her glasses and rubbed her eyes again. The last handful of aspirin hadn't taken effect yet, and the glare from the three monitors was piercing her throbbing headache with an…
Strangers of Site-17: Hayakawa Kalinin (author) 2012-07-31
Site Director Hayakawa set a kettle of water on the hotplate and locked his door. He took a final look at his desk and the series of filing cabinets and countertops in his office. Spotless, organized….
Strangers of Site-17: 343 Kalinin (author) 2012-07-05
She awoke in a plush, high backed chair, facing a delicately-carved marble fireplace containing a layer of glowing embers. As her eyes adjusted to the dim light in the room, she noticed ornate…
Strangers of Site-17: 105 Kalinin (author) 2012-07-03
It had been sixty-eight days since the guard posted to her door had been reassigned in favor of the security cameras. Her mind was now mostly free of the deadening aftereffects of sedative, allowing…
Faith of the Foundation Kalinin (author) 2012-06-15
Check your weapon, soldier. And Flabgobbatron guide you.                                                                                                                             Mercer checked his…
An Overview of Foundation Journals Published in May 2017, So You Can Remember How Fucking Lucky We Were Then Kate McTiriss (author) 2017-05-18
Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation's Regional Print Media Archive | DNM - | - | - From: Titus Solowski (fpcs.dleif.253|ikswolost#fpcs.dleif.253|ikswolost) Subject: An Overview of…
Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation's Regional Print Media Archive Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-10-01
Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook | DNM | An Overview of Foundation Journals Published in May 2017, So You Can Remember How Fucking Lucky We Were Then - | - | - OPERATION…
Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-17
The Hyacinth Hymnal | DNM | Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation Regional Print Media Archive - | - | - 1. Visions Of Sugared Pastry Cooked Up In Clarified Butter The smell of…
I Double E Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-15
Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 | DNM | The Hyacinth Hymnal - | - | - I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the…
The Hyacinth Hymnal Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-13
I Double E | DNM | Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook - | - | - SCP Foundation Audio Database File 98A07 - Excerpts from the Hyacinth Hymnal, 2012–13. A shortwave radio…
Going Straight To Hell In A Lincoln Continental Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-12
Fault Lines | DNM | Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 - | - | - McTiriss, Solowski, Houghton and Perez stumbled, but landed on their feet. The ninety-degree shift in gravity upon jumping…
Fault Lines Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-12
Quinine’s bitter, sugar’s sweet! The music blared. It was the only way she could stay alert in the early mornings. Regional Director Kate McTiriss drummed her fingers on the desk, whiny lo-fi music…
Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-08
Going Straight To Hell In A Lincoln Continental | DNM | I Double E - | - | - OPERATION CANNERY ROW Keeping Our Friends Close, Whether They Like It Or Not As part of our continued effort to…
Deus Volt! kenneth1221 (author) 2017-04-22
It was an absolutely beautiful day, and Michael was overjoyed that his daughter Charlotte was finally getting married. It had long been time since his brood needed to be expanded, but Charlotte, to…
Untitled Kestin (author) 2016-09-26
This was definitely not D-3748's cell. For one thing, the room was silent. During the day, his cellmates were constantly shuffling, scribbling on the blank paper they were generously given, getting…
It's Not Pronounced Like the Thesaurus, Dammit! Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Dr. Roget was angry. He was furious. One might say he was enraged, or even wrathful. Why? Because the world was a terrible place, full of war, poverty, bigotry, abuse, greed, selfishness, people who…
Dr. Bridge Over Troubled Water Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Nota Bene: This was writted for an April Foll's Day contest, and misspellings were part of the jugging criteria. Dr. Bridge was board at his desk. He was known all over the Fondation for his epic feet…
Sometimes It's Not Funny kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-09-28
Log from Bluntfiend's Big Boyz Burger Club jockjamsvol6 has entered the chat. harmpit: yuor a ducking fdool lesbian_gengar: lmao what about warren??? they're ALL fucking creepys. jockjamsvol6: Guys,…
Kiefdust Crusaders kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-08-04
“And he's dead?” The dude was dead as hell, that was for sure. JJ had seen people die in front of him before. It wasn't as hard as he thought it would be to get used to. Or maybe it was the best for…
Bong Rip Tendency kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-06-19
Alexander had a way of owning a room from the moment he walked in. So, as the door soundlessly blew off its hinges, Jude just reached down, pulled a rapidly warming beer out from JJ's backpack, and…
Phantom Blunt kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-05-25
The snow was just starting to melt. He would've been back at another semester at school, if it wasn't so horribly uncool to continue one's schooling. Everything was still dead, but it was just…
What Passes as Normal in the Digital Age kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-01-11
Any time she heard the word normie, she had to wince. And in her circles, she ended up doing a lot of wincing. It wasn't their fault for the most part. It was a useful word, a good coded word. Said a…
Different Kinds of Nihilism kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2016-11-15
harmpit: di dyou eevr meet him @bluntfiend bluntfiend: I have no idea who you're talking about. lesbian_gengar: yeah hey bluntfiend have you ever heard of [mystery noun] harmpit: we wree justtal king…
UIU Orientation Kingreaper (author) 2012-08-15
Welcome to the FBI’s second least popular division; the Unusual Incidents Unit. Most of you are probably here as a punishment, because someone wants you out of their hair. Any of you here because you…
SyFy Channel Presents: BEARMAGGEDON!!! kol aumer (author) 2016-04-02
Extranormal Event #: 2016-045 Date of Occurrence: 01/1/2016 Event Description: From approximately 6:00 pm to 11:00pm a broadcast overwrote the regularly scheduled programming for a number of…
Sparkle Spectacular ksaid (author) 2014-04-07
Bender's Day! The SCP Foundation's greatest (and only) holiday! It only comes once a year — except for last year when Bright slept through the first one and wanted a do-over. Bender's Day! A day when…
Four Seconds, Low Pitched ksaid (author) 2013-04-06
An extended siren for fifteen seconds meant fire. A continuous siren meant evacuation. Three short sirens meant a lock down, and two short sirens followed by an extended siren was a bomb threat….
A Poem for Nobody Kuroiten (author) 2013-08-23
It wasn't his drink from the party Where the tranquilizers were hid, The cocktail on the cocktail napkin Is what gently closed the lid. What's one more reveler out cold In a culture of thrills and…

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Tinker Tailor Soldier Huntsman L0rdDeath (author) 2015-05-26
It happens every night, without exception. The details are different every time, his years living in the secret world blurring together into one messy painting. Tonight, his client is a very old man…
Job Opportunities L0rdDeath (author) 2015-04-07
On Monday morning, Aleksander awoke in his London apartment to the smell of burnt toast. Assuming he was having a heart attack (the irony of this assumption only occurred to him later in the day), he…
I Have a Patron LadyKatie (author) 2016-05-16
Fall 1477 It was a lovely late Fall afternoon when she visited my shop. A nervous looking girl, young and plain. Excuse me? Hm, yes? Did I get the right shop? I mean are you Leonardo da Vinci? …
Her Masterpiece LadyKatie (author) 2015-06-28
It’s all his fault. If he hadn’t been around, the baby would still be here. The beautiful product of our flesh and blood. It’s easy to smash his skull in with the baseball bat he kept around. And much…
Setting Sun Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2017-01-17
I told them they had six months - at most a year - to bring the US to its knees, and then things would go to hell. Now, everything was going exactly as I predicted. Midway - a total disaster of blind…
Disinformation Bureau Orientation Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2016-11-06
Well, I guess that's everyone. Let's get started. As you hopefully know at this point, the 'P' in our motto stands for 'protect'. There are two kinds of protection that entails - protecting the world…
In the Big League Leicontis (author) 2010-03-02
Your ID, sir? You nervously present your ID badge to the heavily-armed guard, who scans the barcode with a handheld reader, checks the display, and hands it back to you with a nod. Whatever this…
Loop Leicontis (author) 2009-12-07
*shatter* FLASH I'm lying on the floor, in more pain than I've ever felt before. I guess this is what it feels like to have a bullet in your gut. The pain is a constant but everything else is fading:…
Ruiz Sobers Up Leviathan34 (author) 2016-04-02
Once upon a time, in the mysterious land of Brooklyn, New York, Ruiz Duchamp was getting fucked up in Joey’s house. twinkly wind chime sound effects “Ruiz. Your art. I’m telling you, it’s not good.”…
Recording Hippodrome-045 Lex1nat0r (author) 2016-03-07
Uh, hi. If you're watching this, then I guess you, or maybe that should be 'we', survived. And yes, I really am you. Look, this is my your our face. No makeup or anything, this isn't a mask. Uh, if…
Operation Hippodrome Lex1nat0r (author) 2016-03-07
Report on Operation Hippodrome Stigma-9 Preamble: Given SCP-████'s combination of both religious and technological iconography, and given GOI-004's ( The Church of the Broken God ) status as an…
Time Keeps On Slippin' Lintharo (author) 2016-11-24
The lab was empty at night. It was quite small for a scientific establishment, with only 6 rooms connected to a hallway with doors at either end. Not much was spent in the way of comfort and safety,…
20,584 Litfried (author) 2014-03-12
You rest your head against the bus window, briefly closing your eyes. The jolts and bumps making your jaw rattle aren't enough to distract you. The cool glass doesn't help, either. You can't stop…
Won't You Be My Neighbour... Loiterer87 (author) 2017-03-19
When Moses Goes Wrong Loiterer87 (author) 2015-01-20
David awoke with a splitting headache. Somehow once again, he'd fallen asleep at the Library. Either that or a Docent had followed him home. A table, a chair and a lot of stacks of books reaching from…
Dial S For SCP Loiterer87 (author) 2014-11-24
Project Crossover Dial S For SCP This is an actual item? Yes sir. An actual item to be kept and contained on Site. Not one of those random weird objects we have, like the ducks? Sir, it…
The Broken Fifth LongWalkHome (author) 2014-07-26
The clockwork gears in Brother Diagram's head ached. Yes, they ached. It was nothing like the slow, dysfunctional grinding of a poorly calibrated Cognition Engine. Besides, he had just had his parts…
(The Engine of A Film)/(The Fine Game of Nil) LordStonefish (author)
djkaktus (author)
2017-10-10
Once Upon A Time In Site 19 Man, another day, another 096 breach, Researcher Chad said, kicking a paperclip across the room. At least this time it was just some dude. Can you imagine how bad it…
The Undoing LordStonefish (author) 2017-07-19
A TRAILER 0:00-0:05: Darkness. Short, gasping breaths. Close up on DR. OBROV's flickering eyes. They snap open. 0:06-0:08: Dr. Obrov stands rigid next to his bed, looking at his sleeping wife. It is…
The News Tonight: Wednesday April 26th 2017 LordStonefish (author) 2017-07-06
Hello, and welcome to tonight's news. Broadcasting live from New York Complex, I'm Junior Aímact Roger Gallardi, Official Newsreader-Scholar of the Church of The Second Hytoth, the only sanctioned…
Holy Mackerel LordStonefish (author) 2017-05-05
** Officially known as Mnestic Stimulant 125, coldpost Is currently only given officially to researchers on highly classified projects or SCPs, however due to its highly addictive nature, it remains…
Wade Williams Distribution Presents: LordStonefish (author) 2017-03-21
When I was born, I screamed. And my mother proclaimed it the best sound ever uttered by any being. A thrill of terror. Boo!…
Portrait of Two Choreographers LordStonefish (author) 2016-09-10
SCP-████ Addendum: Partial list of recovered documents from Incident-████/4. Documents constitute a correspondence between PoI-4667 and PoI-4668, both prominent anartists potentially involved in the…
Amnestic LordStonefish (author) 2016-08-31
A poetic meditation…
Incursion Lowell (author) 2012-01-28
1 If the words esoteric containment mean nothing to you, stop listening. Time passes, approximately ten seconds. During this time, rain can be heard striking a number of windows nearby. My name is…
Six Days Lucavex Ayanami (author) 2012-05-07
Day One Where am I? My head is all fuzzy… Is this a hospital? Am I hurt? My throat is so dry… Why is there an IV in my arm. Have I been in a coma? What's this tube sticking out of my mouth!? I try to…
The Talk luckgandor (author) 2017-05-15
Eli woke an indeterminate amount of time later. Groggily, he turned his head to the side. Stainless steel equipment, wires tied neatly to the vertices where the clean white wall met the clean white…
Every SCP - Part 5 - The Clock luckgandor (author) 2017-05-13
Previous Part | Next Part Unbeknownst to Eli and Dictator, something was happening to SCP-1032. The clock’s hands spun their lazy way around its face, as usual. The fifth sped ahead of its brethren,…
Every SCP - Part 4 - Friends luckgandor (author) 2017-05-11
Previous Part | Next Part SCPs Presented: SCP-237, SCP-2715 Oliver was the first one to wake the next day, and he took the time between his waking and Dictator’s eventual waking to ponder on the set…
Every SCP - Part 3 - Beltane luckgandor (author) 2017-05-09
Previous Part | Next Part SCP Presented: SCP-2952 Dictator did not sleep that night. Eli had hoped that the exposure to the previous object would not have affected them that badly, but it had provoked…
Every SCP - Part 2 - Bright Eyes luckgandor (author) 2017-05-08
Previous Part Next Part SCP Presented: SCP-1369 Although they were no longer in any real danger, Dictator did not sleep soundly in their containment cell, even with Oliver with them. They whined and…
Every SCP - Part 1 - SCP-2339 luckgandor (author) 2017-05-06
Previous Tale Next Tale SCP Featured: SCP-2339 A part of Eli hoped that Dictator would not come back once they were released the next day. And yet, even taking into consideration the tension between…
Every SCP: A Mission: Series Introduction luckgandor (author) 2017-05-05
Previous tale (you are here) Next Tale When Elijah Haverty-Jones saw what – or rather, who – was sitting in the containment cell, his first reaction was “Oh, goddammit.” Even though he had been…
Change Lumancer (author) 2011-09-15
Hello Everett. You were expecting me? How ha- Ah. Quite right, I suppose. May I sit? Thank you. I can only imagine what you must think of us by now. How many have come to you this month- Five? Seven?…
How Dr. Clef Contained Christmas! LurkD (author) 2016-12-19
*click to play Every Skip locked on-site Liked Christmas a lot But Dr. Clef, who worked at Site-19, Did NOT! Dr. Clef hated Christmas! The whole Christmas time! But please do not ask him. He might…
Up To No Good LurkD (author) 2016-10-05
Foxx pressed play on the Blu-ray player and the iconic Disney castle appeared followed by the intro to Frozen, the sing-a-long edition. Can I sing loud this time? Lucille asked as she slid on her…
Cat In A Box LurkD (author) 2016-09-18
Hello World (Part IV) LurkD (author) 2016-03-01
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV Hatbot clenched his fists in frustration as he turned towards Grape. Each eye was struggling to focus correctly on his head. where is the fuckface? …
Hello World (Part III) LurkD (author) 2016-02-23
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV Two pairs of pitch black hands feverishly scrolled from screen to screen. In the soft blue light of the Grand I/O Temple, a row of yellow eyes twitched…
Hello World (Part II) LurkD (author) 2016-02-12
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV A trip through a fiber optic line is near instantaneous. Before one would even be aware of what happened, they would be sucked up, scrambled, and…
Hello World LurkD (author) 2016-02-10
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV T imes Square, New York. 22 people were pronounced dead during the midday rush while shopping at various electronic stores. The cause of death is still…
Too Drunk To Be Merry LurkD (author) 2015-12-22
Dietrich sat on the edge of the boat dock, setting down the last few from his six pack next to him. It was just above freezing as the mirror surface of the lake reflected the cold spacey sky. Merle…
Are We There Yet? LurkD (author) 2015-05-20
♫ Everythin', everythin', everythin's gonna be alright this mornin' ♫ All I'm saying is that we've listened to this for two straight hours. Dietrich rolled his eyes for the third time. Yah? And I…
What if they weren't... LurkD (author) 2015-05-06
I-I'm out? He looked up at them, more confused than shocked. Yeah, your number is up. Get up on your feet. We'll escort you to the debriefing room. The guard moved out of the doorway and pointed…
Null-terminating String LurkD (author) 2015-03-30
HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V: Null-terminating String So that's your official opinion? So far, yes. Though we aren't ruling out sabotage pending…
Clock Multiplier LurkD (author) 2015-03-25
HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV: Clock Multiplier | Part V Erasing Partitions 1-299 (100%): ::COMPLETED:: Decrypting Interlocks (25%): ███████████████            …
Superencipherment LurkD (author) 2015-03-17
HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III: Superencipherment | Part IV | Part V You called? Alexandra, Site-17 has gone dark. Have you been able to get a connection through in the last few…
Command-Query Separation LurkD (author) 2015-03-09
HUB | Part I | Part II: Command-Query Separation | Part III | Part IV | Part V These drills are fun but exhausting. I do not detect any significant changes in my processing speeds. …
ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED! LurkD (author) 2015-03-06
HUB | Part I: ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED! | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V Glacon, you there? I am, Alexandra. My survivors just died or rather eaten. I just couldn't…
Probe-H9 LurkD (author) 2015-02-24
[151631.1219] PH9 PROBE-H9 TO DEEP RECON. [151631.1236] DRC *ahem* Probe-H9, this is deep recon. Found something in quadrant-86 besides nothingness? Or can I just cross this one off the list as…
The Fellowship LurkD (author) 2015-02-05
[13:40] Evil_Empire (~PI.9E7Q00U5.I4332YF1.V9927CD6|alliztahP#PI.9E7Q00U5.I4332YF1.V9927CD6|alliztahP) has joined [13:40] DarkDays Sup Empire? [13:40] Evil_Empire Not much. I see they haven't logged in yet. [13:40] DarkDays Correlion…
Swing Shift LurkD (author) 2014-08-03
Should be an easier shift tonight.                                                               Greg Collier, ENGINEERING Fri, Jul 31, 01:33 Fucking new hires. Yeah, sucks. Should be an…
Amnestic Use Guide LurkD (author) 2014-07-23
[ACCESS RESTRICTED]                                                                     COVER PAGE CLASS-A CLASS-B CLASS-C CLASS-D CLASS-E CLASS-F O5 ACCESS ONLY SCP FOUNDATION AMNESTIC USE…

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A Broken Machine Mr Self Destruct (author)
Gene R (translator)
2013-12-07
A heap of papers falls onto the desk. The shift begins. God, the headache. The pen where's the pen? Where's the goddamn pen? Ah here it is. Time to calm down. Hand's shaking again. Harder than…
Rebranding Mexanik (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-01-19
Mr. Carter and Mr. Marshall are sitting at a table. They are discussing something. The door swings open. Enter Mr. Dark. MR. DARK. Gentlemen, I have an unpleasant piece of news to tell you! Our stock…
Bedtime S(CP)tory Maddy L (author) 2011-10-04
Come on, you two, it's time for bed. You've stayed up late enough, and you have school in the morning. What? A story? Oh no, no, your father has much better stories than I do. Oh alright, I guess I…
Introjection Infection Detection MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-11-12
It was a Sunday, at around 4pm. A peaceful hour, without any obligations to detract from its beauty. It always was, in the Wanderers' Library. Figures strode back and forth down the bright, airy…
Time After Time MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-10-03
Tick Two people stand in a room, facing one another. One is wearing a lab coat, and one is dressed in a shiny black suit that rustles as he shifts his weight. Twilight streams through the high, barred…
The World Forgetting, By the World Forgot MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-06-26
Dark. Light switch, non-functioning. One door, one window. Concrete walls. Head pounding, but no visible wounds. Left arm in a cast, likely broken. Applied by someone with little prior experience,…
Ex Nihilo Nihil MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-06-17
I wake up, and I wonder once again what I am. What I was meant to be. I move, though I will my limbs not, and as I walk through the darkness I feel them scrape upon one another, and crunch on the…
Technical Issues ManualSearch (author) 2009-01-10
After getting quite a few technical issue notes attached straight to my personnel file, I've decided to update the servers with a tech issue file. Place a dated note or comment into the tech files and…
Re: The Statue MegalomaniacInchworm (author) 2017-06-15
From: MSilburn3@Scipnet (Junior Researcher Marcus Silburn; Classification Level TC-1; Employee Number 13610) To: SPetrov@Scipnet (Doctor Sasha Petrov, PhD; Classification Level XF-3; Employee Number…
A Price to be Paid MegalomaniacInchworm (author) 2016-09-26
A Price to be Paid It's one of the enduring myths of the Foundation, said the redheaded woman in the snappy suit, stabbing idly at her salad with her cafeteria-issued plastic fork. 'D for…
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism - Case Study 01: The Vaśńa of Sarvi Metaphysician (author) 2017-12-06
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism Dr. Matthieu Desmarais, Department of Anthropology Forward: Our understanding of Sarkicism has changed dramatically over the last few decades. This…
A Wandsman in the Court of the Hanged King Metaphysician (author) 2015-05-26
Where aphotic sea does deny, Reflections of a xanthous sky. And black stars reign without ascent, Echoes of what was never meant. A city built in unknown times, Upon the bones of countless crimes….
A Great Idea, Probably... Mf99k (author) 2016-09-08
To be honest, you felt pretty lucky that you were assigned to one of the least dangerous skips you could think of. It wasn't memetic (or antimemetic for that matter) and all you were required to do…
Ketergrams Michael Atreus (author) 2015-01-23
Overview Fatality #1 Fatality #2 Fatalities #3, #4 Fatality #5 Fatalities #6 - #13 Fatalities for 2014 Ketergrams are part of the Safety Subcommittee's program to promptly disseminate facts and…
Promotion Michael Atreus (author) 2012-08-28
Carrying a thick folder in one hand, and a shot glass in the other, the veteran operative strode smugly into a lab that smelled strongly of beets. Here, dark plastic trays of scrawny plants were…
To Clean out a Night... minmin (author) 2017-08-30
I fell in love. I heard about it (bit-by-bit, bit-by-bit) I heard about it (bit-by-bit, bit-by-bit) I heard about it, no (bit-by-bit, bit-by-bit) Bon Iver - 666 ʇ , 22, A Million This is my…
Not To Disappear - 3 minmin (author) 2016-09-27
Previous / Next 3. Darkness falls over the island of Penang as the strange cars surround Number 32. On both ends of the street, dark sedans with tinted windows pull up to a halt. In front of the…
Not To Disappear - 2 minmin (author) 2016-08-28
Previous / Next 2. They'd called it the Bungalow, back then. Single-storeys and semi-detacheds had lined the streets then, and the additional floor of number 32 towered above its surroundings. But…
Not To Disappear - 1 minmin (author) 2016-06-18
Previous / Next 1. In the dusty bedroom of her Georgetown apartment, Hannah Cho sits on the edge of her bed, mobile phone in hand, unable to believe the voice from the other end of the line. Excuse …
Clouds minmin (author) 2012-01-29
Looking at clouds from the ground is a rather absorbing experience. The educated human mind sees the majestic plumes of white as mere wisps of crystallised water vapour and dust particles in the…
A Tale of Five Offerings minmin (author) 2012-01-19
In the howling temple of the black moon's light Five brave fools came in the night. The first gave flesh, The second gave stone, The third gave the power to move when alone. The fourth gave life and…
Love Springs Eternal minmin (author) 2011-12-18
Why, it was love at first sight, darling. You awoke to the early song of dawn, and as you rose from the clutches of Morpheus I was there, watching you, every dewdrop on the windowpane an eye into your…
The Other Side - 1 minmin (author) 2011-12-12
The gravel beneath his feet protested with a crunch as Rufus T. Heckle exited the alleyway, face-first into the acrid street smoke. He was not a very well-dressed man, though he held a distinct noble…
The Woven Man minmin (author) 2011-05-19
Once upon a time, there was a tailor of well-repute, who resided in a cottage some distance from the town square. He was known to be the best at his art, and his fingers moved like rippling water,…
Headhunted MissMercurial (author) 2014-07-07
The Machine had failed and Dr. Molly Jayawadena was fleeing. In a filthy subway bathroom, Molly smeared cheap bronzer on her face. The dollar store powder left grimy, muddy streaks on Molly's…
A Simple Paradigm Shift MissMercurial (author) 2014-04-23
I just can't believe it. These people have no business shoving each other. We're all getting on the bus Damn thing's empty, after all. The old black woman who'd lamented her fellow passengers' lack…
Little Lost Skip MissMercurial (author) 2014-03-11
Dr. Andrea Segerstrom had stopped trying to control the nervous picking at her flaking, peeling nails. They'd always been soft and prone to splitting even when left alone. And in this situation her…
Her Inveterate Patience At Action MissMercurial (author) 2014-01-25
Dr. Andrea Segerstrom had a wonderful junior year English teacher. The woman had the endurance of a saint, which served her well since she made the regrettable decision to teach at a high school for…
The Coward MissMercurial (author) 2013-12-20
It's good to see you awake, Nigel. Nigel gritted his teeth. He thought of screaming at the placid psychiatrist to his right, but he decided to just go with it. Less painful that way. Nigel, I know…
Triumph MisterBibs (author) 2014-04-17
Hello. Nice to meet you. I've brought you out of containment and took that tarp off you, for which you're welcome. To be honest, I shouldn't have done the latter; it's against the containment…
Mystery MisterBibs (author) 2012-04-30
No, Clement, I'm serious. And yes, I do know a little bit of Chinese, so I know when someone says bullshit . Just because Intelligence Agents are required to know everything doesn't mean we actually…
Containing Creation MisterBibs (author) 2012-01-20
Item #: SCP-9342-X Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9342-X is to be kept in a standard-issue filing cabinet in Containment Cell #1994-X. At this time, viewing of SCP-9342-X is…
Despair Rage Envy Aye Mak Sicur MisterBibs (author) 2012-01-13
Item #: SCP-████ Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: As o( %*f this date, SCP-████ is not con tained in any method. However, due to the da*%^*(nger SCP-████ poses, it has ERROR…
Learning Shit MisterBibs (author) 2011-10-07
Hey, everyone. I'm Agent Bibs. If you really have a hard-on for being formal, call me Mister Bibs. I don't, so if you call me Mister Bibs, I'll throw a pen cap at you. Now, I've got a few guesses as…
Security Camera #██████ Log MisterBibs (author) 2011-09-28
PLEASE NOTE: Only the anomalous moments recorded by Security Camera #██████ have been transcribed into text. The times of the specific incidents have been noted. 02/21/20██: 3:12 AM One of the double…
Shortage MisterBibs (author) 2011-05-02
You get up. You shit, shower, and shave, because you have to go to work. Like everyone else, you hate going to work. It's not, generally speaking, all that bad. It's just stressful. You've got twenty…
Shell MisterBibs (author) 2010-11-17
02.12.2031 We're in what used to be Chicago, and I'm more terrified than I've been in a while. Based on what I can see (do I even have eyes?), we're about thirty miles from where I grew up. This is,…
The Improbable Bibs MisterBibs (author) 2010-05-05
Today MisterBibs, Agent of the Foundation, was having string of good luck for the past month. This, naturally, gave him an astonishingly bad mood. Bibs wasn't an entirely spiritual person, but he did…
I Remember My Heroes MisterBibs (author) 2010-04-20
Grandson, you're a small child now, and you've started asking about them. You're far too young to be told, so I've brushed you off. I've decided to write you this note, for when you're older. How I…
Euclidean Thinking MisterFlames (author) 2010-02-14
I climb up to the edge, and pull myself over to the next space. I really wish I could have studied more, there's so much here I don't understand. Quiet, now I'm used to that. Most of the time, I hear…
For Elise MisterKillam (author) 2013-02-27
Elise was my only thought. I meant nothing but to have her. I started with one, one of me, alone in everything, nothing else entering my world but me and a ham radio set, airwaves singing my thoughts…
The Last Redcoat MisterKillam (author) 2012-04-18
MisterKillam (Riley A. G. Killam) It all started quietly enough, on a rooftop in Hajji Shah Wali Kalay, a name that nearly everybody, including Michael Oliver, hated typing in situation reports,…
Grease mlister (author) 2017-11-09
You never liked grease. Grease, sweat, body oil, that weird family secret sauce that your aunt swore by, all of it. It had this sticky, all-consuming quality to it. It was moist, but it wasn't a…
SCP-173-D mlister (author) 2017-06-15
Smith was the ideal SCP Foundation agent. Methodical, reasonably moral, reasonably amoral, and unquestionably loyal. Yet he felt strangely reluctant about what he was about to do. It was a standard…
The Scarlet Shadow Saves The World Modern_Erasmus (author) 2017-12-06
The St. Paul night was colder than her Ex's heart, though a bit of frost was nothing a superhero couldn’t handle. The Scarlet Shadow crept atop the roofs of Main street; the cloying scent of litter…
I have the right to be forgotten Moklin (author) 2017-11-01
Mr. Young, please put the weapon down. You have more to live for than this. No response. Baltimore PD crisis negotiator Andrea Wagner stood upright against the wind, facing a local mom pop…
Not Just A Cat In A Labcoat MonkeyClone (author) 2016-04-01
Ethical? Montala (author) 2014-02-06
State your name for the record, please. The voice echoed through the vast space, amplified by the microphone. Um, Dr., um, Dr. Robert Feldon, sir, he said into the microphone timidly. It was the…
Can't Catch a Break Montala (author) 2014-01-20
The man looked around the back of the van at his assembled team. Three agents, a driver, and himself. He quietly checked his equipment once more. They were going after something that definitely didn't…
Welcome Aboard Montala (author) 2013-12-10
Wait, so we're hiring this guy blind? asked the man as he sat at a table piled high with papers. Yes sir. He's just been informed he has a high-level position with us, plus good pay and benefits….
Warm Milk and Ramen Moohab (author) 2016-03-01
Ring, ring There sat a man in a dark room, illuminated only by the dim light of his computer screen. He shifted in his chair, ripping the blanket from his body as pillows fell from where his head lay….
A Chance at Freedom MorgiePie (author) 2014-07-17
The facility's power supply had been cut for the past twenty hours. God knows what put the lights out, but the more belligerent occupants were grateful. The darkness of the site blanketed every cell,…
Tjalla Mortos (author) 2017-11-14
She watched from a distance as three Staff walked by. It was unusual to see a group of them moving with some apparent purpose during the day, but it wasn't unheard of. She knew the god-awful things…
Anniversary Mortos (author) 2017-06-10
He walked - or maybe glided, for if anyone could see him they would say his feet did not touch the ground - through the sterile concrete halls of what they had labelled Site-19. They couldn't see him,…
Friday, 2200, Paul Dimaccio's Personal Quarters Mr Carbon (author) 2014-02-17
Dear , Paul Dimaccio rubbed his eyes, looked at the form letter on his laptop screen, and began filling out fields. Dear Ms. Stanwick, Please accept my deepest sympathy, and that of every…
Mobile Task Force Basic School: Induction Remarks Mr Carbon (author) 2014-02-03
Alright, settle down. I'm gonna call the roll while the Rabbi here matches faces to names. Raise your hand when I call your name. Listen up. Anderson. Aziz. Bathory. Bernstein. Green. You the art…
Monday, 6am, Escherville Facility Two Mr Carbon (author) 2014-01-15
The vomit flew over Specialist Jane Weiss' head and splattered messily onto Trooper Smithson. Christ on a bike, Weiss, watch where you're puking! Sorry, Weiss gasped out between coughs. It's not…
Wednesday, 3pm, The Office of Paul Dimaccio Mr Carbon (author) 2014-01-08
Weiss carefully pushed open the door and stepped into the office. It was sparsely decorated. Just a few cheaply-framed diplomas dotted the walls, and a plain desk plus two chairs were the only…
Tuesday, 11am, Conference Room Three Mr Carbon (author) 2013-12-30
Ah, Dimaccio, said Dr. Alto Clef, Director, Training and Development, Combined Mobile Task Forces, SCP Foundation. Clef, said Paul Dimaccio. This is the rook. He motioned to the woman at his…
Skirmish at Crane's Pub MrAnakinSpecter (author) 2017-04-22
The following is a collection of all relevant documentation regarding the conflict between Foundation personnel and agents of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. over the purchase of SCP-2253. _ Records…
Walk in the Park MrAnakinSpecter (author) 2015-12-26
And the Phantoms are no-shows, again? You know they can only play home games, sir. Well have somebody conduct a séance or something, Johnson! We go live in fifteen! Yes, sir. What about…
Tales of the Ethics Committee: The Foundation Eats Babies MrNumbers (author) 2017-12-05
Elliott: We are recording. I have not been provided an SCP numeric classification as of yet, so we will be referring to the subject matter in question as the Sowing Circle, which is the English…
The Ride Never Ends MrRonin (author) 2016-12-07
It all started when I boarded this cart. I really didn't want to get on because roller coasters scare me. Not like I had a choice. But it was the last week before I was let off, so it wasn't that bad….
The Escape From Site-132 MrRonin (author) 2016-09-21
The following tale is based on SCP-2150. Reading the article is not required, but if you wish to do so, the link is here Hey, did you hear about what happened to the guy at the far end of our block? …
Aryanne's Tail MrRonin (author) 2014-08-05
You have been IP Banned. A young man was sitting in front of his computer screen. He donned a stained white tee and frayed shorts. His disheveled hair covered his face as the fan behind him blew…
Another Boring Day MrUnpleasant (author) 2012-04-29
Special Agent Broderick sat in front of his computer, idly looking through closed case documents. Rat people in the subway? Turned out to be some group of perverts dressed in rat costumes. Mysterious…
Heroic Spirit Alexei Belitrov MrWrong (author) 2017-08-15
Master, from my understanding, you are a participant of the Holy Grail War. I also understand that my objective is the termination of the other six enemy Servants or their Masters, whichever is more…
Commentary on Selected Items in the Seimei Gallery MrWrong (author) 2017-08-10
This commentary is submitted to IJAMEA Kansai HQ on the fourteenth of April in the year 1897 of the Western calendar, as part of Operation Hakutaku….
Exhibitionist Fantasising MrWrong (author) 2017-06-12
In the place with colourless walls, there is light again. I am inside the place with colourless walls. Fellow Unmoving Ones are inside the place with colourless walls. A part of one of the colourless…
Dai-tō-a MrWrong (author) 2017-05-03
There is something in my mouth, underneath the tongue. It's nothing relatively uncommon. Of late, my urine is black and I have excreted strips of paper. Ever since I opened a letter from Robinson Toʊ…
Etymology of die Glocke MrWrong (author) 2016-12-31
Ah Time, it once again brought us trouble, like our marriage. We began to know each other too late, and rushed through it due to coincidence. Additionally, it took only that first and last night to…
Indwelling of Bright MrWrong (author) 2016-09-18
The D-Castes who are descendants of sinners and heathens! The D-Castes who must repent for their ancestors' sins and heathenry! The D-Castes who will support the Holy Foundation with their bodies!…
SCP the Anime, part 4 (Gears/Iceberg, Clef/Kondraki, Rights/Light, Kain, monkey!Bright) MrWrong (author) 2016-04-02
THE FOLLOWING PROGRAMME HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR APPROPRIATE AUDIENCES BY THE DAI AKIHABARA TEREBI ANIME RINRI KANRI IINKAI. THE ANIME HAS BEEN RATED R+15. NO ONE UNDER 15 ADMITTED. SOME MATERIAL…
Santa's New Home MrWrong (author) 2015-12-24
'Twas another year's Christmas Eve, and most were asleep in those parts of the world engulfed in the night of the 24th of December. In a certain house located in a certain city at night, a certain …
Database error? MrWrong (author) 2015-12-10
Some primitive artwork from Uzbekistan Jameson summarised, his eyes turning to the attached image files and their captions….
Project Morpheus MrWrong (author) 2015-12-06
Project Aims: Establishment of a Class I pseudo-Oneiric Apparition capable of multi-universal communication for the manipulation of extra-universal causalities for the propagation and betterment of…
How 173 Got to Site-19 MrWrong (author) 2015-06-17
Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile….
The Cage Multiscoop (author) 2016-08-11
Journal of Frank Adam Bourne 26/04/2013: Today was a little strange. I had just closed up and was heading out the door when a short man in a suit approached me. He asked if I was interested in a…
The Audience murphy_slaw (author) 2012-05-20
Margie sits back on the sofa in the family room and rubs her feet. The digitized tones of Beethoven's Fifth tell her that she's got a phone call. She wedges her phone between her chin and shoulder and…

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I Can't Nacht Ruine (author) 2012-11-18
I can't feel your hair, the river streaming down Out of your head and into my open lap. It once was such silk, always soft to feel, But now so sparse and wired. How frayed, such disarray. I can't feel…
A Man At the Top of His Profession name (author) 2009-03-21
1985 Sometimes, when he was feeling particularly ungrateful, Doctor Glut wondered why his younger, redheaded wife had married him, and theorized that it might be because of some kind of father…
The Bacterium (Part Two) name (author) 2009-01-21
Extract from the Journal of Doctor Buried: It fits doesn't it. In the old textbooks from my school days with all the families of organisms charted out, viruses were conspicuously absent. And they said…
The Bacterium (Part One) name (author) 2009-01-20
Not up to scale Incident Report 5615-XX-16 Witness: Charles Vuncouth Date: ██/██/██/ Synopsis: At 1500 hours, I was told by my direct superiors that I was going to be airdropped into a neighborhood…
Underbed Nanoro (author) 2014-10-06
my mummy bouhgt me a diary I really like it I dunt really know how to write good yet tough it has butterflies on it I like butterflies and green creyons I writted this with creyon okay I have to go…
Kingdom of Stone: The End of a Man Nanoro (author) 2014-09-09
I walked. I knew my end was near. I had not felt my feet for ages now, Overseer knows for how long. They used to ache, but that stopped quickly. As soon as they began to turn to stone, that is. I am…
What Nobody Wants Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
We're not the bad guys. All that about us using anomalies to destroy or take over the world, it's nonsense! The fact is, the deck is stacked against us. With so much out there that could destroy…
Just Another Nobody Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
It was that soft twilight hour. The sun had fallen beneath the sea, signaling the youth on the beach that the time was right. The bonfire was lit and the music played. They laughed and danced….
Faith and Knighthood Nighkos (author) 2013-08-31
A Templar Knight is truly a fearless knight, and secure on every side, for his soul is protected by the armour of faith, just as his body is protected by the armour of steel. He is thus doubly armed,…
Empathy NiKaDra (author) 2017-06-11
It was right in front of him. He knew the danger he was in. He knew that if he blinked, he would die But he wasn't afraid. He wasn't reluctant. He didn't want to leave. Instead he embraced the entity….
Experiment Log 239-C Nioki (author) 2010-05-29
Experiment 239-C will consist of SCP-239 being presented with a small (30 page) blank book and a pack of 16 colored crayons. Subject will be encouraged to write and/or draw inside it daily. Entries…
A Well Practiced Introduction Nioki (author) 2010-05-09
I shivered like a jackhammer, even with my heavy down jacket drawn up around my neck. It felt like at least ten below zero, thanks to the wind chill, which by all logic should have been stopped by the…
Sailing To Gallipoli Nioki (author) 2010-03-23
His scarred chin had a single line of saliva running down it, clinging to the indented flesh, and I reached forward with my tissue to wipe it off. The scar ran from his right cheekbone downwards, just…
And It Starts With A Song Nioki (author) 2010-02-17
The end of the world starts with a song. You wake up, still hopped up on the pain pills they pass out like candy here. Someone changed the radio station while you were out, instead of sports scores…
Dear Diary Nioki (author) 2009-12-07
Dear Diary *Click click tap click tap tap tap* Alright, Videira. Here's the script you were wondering about. This thing was a sort of dramatization of a little research disaster that…
Stage Fright NomadMonad (author) 2014-11-22
If I do, and I'm wrong, humanity dies. For a year or two. If I don't, and I'm right, humanity dies. Forever. The figure stared at the stone wall for a moment, wearing sweatpants and a hoodie, as if…
Some of These Things Don’t Need Food Nonsense (author) 2014-08-10
I have been with the Foundation for a few years now, but never in this deep. Up until now I had just been serving meals to the human test subjects. It felt like serving meals to prisoners – and some…
The Little Robot that Could not_a_seagull (author) 2017-08-14
SCP-2785 sat in his room. It was a small room, and there was not much to do, but SCP-2785 didn't mind. He knew that if he just sat in his room, eventually, he'd be let out again. He'd get to Transform…
After Destruction NovaeDeArx (author) 2012-07-09
Document 144b-O5-EO was discovered in █████, ████████ on ██/██/████, following an experiment with SCP-███ to investigate nearby ██████████████. Refer to Document 144a-O5-EO for full recovery report. …
Gotham's Strangest Criminal Nyka (author) 2012-06-10
Commissioner Gordon looked at the newest victim of Gotham City's latest killer, and sighed. Why do all of the criminals insist on having these ridiculous M.O.s,? he said, rubbing his forehead in…

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Internal Departments Osobist (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-05-02
This article is not considered official and/or canon The Foundation's successful operation depends primarily on dividing responsibilities between various departments. Some of the Foundation's…
Der Machandelbaum Oboebandgeek99 (author) 2017-04-09
Even in broad daylight, the forest was still a foreboding environment. The shadows of the trees made bright daylight dimmer. Apart from the wind and some occasional birds, it was quiet. Dr. Flora…
Narcissus Oboebandgeek99 (author) 2016-02-11
An Echo haunted flower grows more curious by the hour.                                                                                                                             Twice as lucky Five…
Pain ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-06-10
Nikolai rubbed his hands together for what felt like the millionth time. Even after months here, he still was not accustomed to Stalingrad - the battle or the weather. I miss Vladivostok Still, only…
Iterations ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-05-30
I am Masahiro Goto, formerly SCP-2265-A. Five years ago I was released from a twenty year time loop. I need not elaborate further; the Foundation gave me a (heavily censored) copy of my documentation…
Katrina and Morgan and Little Miss Dotty Doo OverThinking (author) 2015-07-28
Katrina sat on the red bench, her shiny Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lunchbox to her left, and Little Miss Dotty Doo tucked under her right arm. The sun felt nice on her face. She absently swung her…
Re: Promotion OverThinking (author) 2015-07-03
Anyway, congratulations on your promotion. I can tell you                                                                                                                             To:…
Bananazilla Begins, Part II OZ Ouroboros (author) 2017-04-29
…This is bananas. Marcus Nakamura stayed silent with fear as the armored van carrying him and Dr. Pearl Watkins rumbled softly down the road to who knows where. Things had taken a very sudden turn…
Bananazilla Begins, Part I OZ Ouroboros (author) 2017-04-24
… And then flushed the rest of them down the goddamn toilet. Dr. Pearl Watkins, lead scientist at Aquagene Pet Shop, hung her head as she slumped in her chair. She wasn't sure what to feel. At the…
Dragon's Fall OZ Ouroboros (author) 2016-05-21
A word, to whom it may concern Daedalus fell closer and closer to the ground, gasping for air and on the point of total collapse. He had been flying nonstop for what seemed like an eternity. His…
A Circus With Paranoia OZ Ouroboros (author) 2015-03-15
A Circus of a Wreck ♪~♪~ . ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~ . ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪ ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪ I can stand the sight of worms And look at microscopic germs But technicolor pachyderms Is really too much for…
A Circus of a Wreck OZ Ouroboros (author) 2015-03-05
| A Circus Milked Dry | A Circus With Paranoia A sudden crack broke the silence of a vast, infinite plane of the white landscape known to the Clowns of the Circus of Disquieting as the…
Free Freaks OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-07-08
Kagome kagome Kago no naka no tori wa Itsu itsu deyaru Yoake no ban ni Tsuru to kame ga subetta. Ushiro no shoumen daare Yume Kurosawa hummed an old Japanese children's game song to herself as she…
A Circus Milked Dry OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-06-29
A Circus of a Wreck A few miles east of the remains of a fairgrounds, a gopher stuck its head out of its hole and squinted into the boiling afternoon heat. It looked around curiously, surveying…

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Time Petit Noir does not match any existing user name (author)
Gene R (translator)
2014-07-08
Time was slowly trickling down into the deep subterranean complex of Site 17, flooding its corridors, conquering containment chambers, drowning cells and labs, seeping through meter-thick blast doors…
Memory Petit Noir does not match any existing user name (author)
Gene R (translator)
2014-03-06
and down it with water. Done. Soon I'll believe that 21st of December 2012 was a regular boring day. I'm glad I can forget the experience. Those who rank higher will always retain the memory. That is…
Routine Psychological Evaluations By Dr Glass Pair Of Ducks (author) 2009-02-10
The following are excerpts from psychological evaluations performed by Dr. Simon Glass on Foundation personnel Dr. Glass: Alright, let's get this started. Dr. Alto Clef - Dr. Clef: [Subject hands Dr….
Primo Gustu Color PaladinFoster (author) 2013-01-30
* **CoolGuy95 has joined #post-phenomart Welcome to Post-Phenom Art - RULES: www.pastebin.com/GHeXgyQW | Topic: Non-Euclidean Sculptures: Overdone or Underdone? Topic set by TheEntirePolishArmy on Sat…
Ghost Stories PaladinFoster (author) 2012-10-28
The sun was just beginning to set as I paddled into the Okefenokee swamp along with my friends, Hank and Lucia. We weren't strangers to kayaking in the swamp; we had all done it since we were kids….
Clowning Around Pata H (author) 2017-06-02
The following is a transcript of a segment of the fourth episode of the 12th season of SCP-1257, titled Clownin' Around. Despite the potential appearance of the Bobble the Clown entity, the…
Letting it go Pata H (author) 2014-02-26
April 13th 2011 I had just gotten back from a trip to the library when I spotted them. Your average person would just think it's a bunch of cops casing the area. A mix of uniformed and plainclothes…
Quarterly Performance Review Pedantique (author) 2017-11-12
POSITION PAPER ON THE INFEASIBILITY OF UNIDIRECTIONAL ANALYSIS OF SEMI-RIGID SUBCONSCIOUS MENTAL STRUCTURES FOR THE PURPOSE OF REGULAR PERSONNEL EVALUATION 1. Developments in the field of mental…
Trade War Pedantique (author) 2017-06-15
If you're hoping for a ransom, my associates will not negotiate. Nah, I've just got a delivery for you. Sign here. …
Obligations Pemander007 (author) 2014-07-08
The beginning was defined primarily by separation. It was a mess of thoughts, of feelings. To be honest, it was difficult for one to say if it was truly an existence at all at that point, but it was…
Shot Down Penton (author) 2017-11-13
A walk to the shops. That’s all it was meant to be. Pop in and get some milk and maybe some of those biscuits Keegan liked, if any were left. Just quickly there and back and Susan would be back in the…
Containment Breach The Musical PeppersGhost (author) 2015-01-02
A summary of the Broadway hit.                                                                                                                             When we first discovered a way to pull…
We Who Poke With Sticks PeppersGhost (author) 2014-10-21
I am a professional stick watcher, and I love my job                                                                                                                             The following article…
GOI-001: Chicago Spirit PeppersGhost (author) 2014-07-10
The anomalous crime syndicate from Chicago, Illinois                                                                                                                             ca. 1938 I don't…
Dust in the Wind PeppersGhost (author) 2013-05-27
1929 changed everything in the twinkling of an eye                                                                                                                             I close my eyes. I've…
Opening Night PeppersGhost (author) 2013-05-19
The circus died a painful death some time ago                                                                                                                             You still see them here and…
Skyboy Perelka_L (author) 2017-11-25
There was always fear, slithering underneath their eyelids whenever they closed their eyes and chose to sleep, that their dream could change everything. Of course, that would be too easy. They'd have…
Seven New Characters Are Introduced Perelka_L (author) 2017-11-05
It happened after the fourth or fifth lesson with Legler. Laufer climbed on a stool just before anyone managed to leave and announced that there will be a meeting at the Coastal nightclub at nine and…
Torrent Perelka_L (author) 2017-08-06
I 1 The book was small and thin. Some girl gave it to him on the street, smiling nicely and asking for him to read it. He paid it no mind, threw it into the bag, forgot about it until much later. He…
Scruff, Claws, Paws Perelka_L (author) 2016-04-01
Where seconds ago was a stern and tall and generally rather intimidating Doctor Gears was now a tiny, fluffy kitten. Well. A cat. A very old and thin cat. The tape that Gears was passing to you fell…
Time Crime in Greater Wisconsin - A Primer Petrograd (author) 2015-02-01
Alright, come on in, have a seat. Officers Wallach, Friedman, congratulations on graduating from the academy. Sergeant Bickell, I’m pleased you were able to transfer from Milwaukee. Usually we…
Light-Dependent Reactions Photosynthetic (author) 2015-04-08
Excerpts from Interview Log E-46693-12 October 4, 2014 12:57 PM Interviewer: Geoff C. Taggart, [DATA REDACTED] Subject: Dr. Chelsea Elliott, researcher (plant specialist) Taggart: Good afternoon, Dr….
All Things Considered Photosynthetic (author) 2013-02-03
EXCERPT FROM TRANSCRIPT: All Things Considered , WOSU 89.7, 28 Jan 2013 16:05 ALISHA CLARK, HOST: While the President works to stem unrest in the Middle East, NASA is talking with people from an…
Vertigo Photosynthetic (author) 2012-01-03
(another true story) 1 Jan 2012, 5:54 PM US Airways flight ███ Somewhere over western Ohio I always request the window seat when I fly commercial. The view out that little porthole just never gets…
The Pond Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
Remind me again why we drove this thing. Katie thumps the steering wheel, hard, as it sticks again. This time, thankfully, unsticking it doesn't swerve the Winnebago into traffic. Because it's a…
Opossum Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
The strangest thing about the situation, Andrew reflected, probably wasn't the geometry. (Though that itself was certainly noteworthy. Any cubical room where it's possible to roll a ball from the…
Patina Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
Stone sculptors aren't usually the ones to discuss patina. Normally, you see, the word refers to metal oxidation—the blue-green bloom that copper develops under the rain's hands, for instance. Applied…
Revenants Photosynthetic (author) 2010-02-10
There is a gun in his hands. AR-15 automatic rifle (his mind supplies automatically), standard issue for new Agents or emergency armament, fairly new, pretty battered. He's familiar with this one, and…
Presence Photosynthetic (author) 2010-01-18
During the recent Foundation raid on a Marshall, Carter, and Dark Exhibition for the Perusal of Artistic Anomalies, Foundation agents discovered the following journal entry. The author, Ms. ██████…
Snail Tale Pig_catapult (author) 2016-06-05
It was time. His children were ready to come into the world. They would have to be born by C-section, however; he had no natural opening from which to birth them. He took his cellphone into the…
Mothers' Love Pig_catapult (author) 2014-07-09
The passions of the dead can be vast and mighty, but we are not all-powerful. There are things I can never see. There are things I can never touch. There are things I can never overpower. Because of…
Four Tines Blind Pig_catapult (author) 2013-06-22
Feet climb nine steps and four Feet bring him to my door Hands pry pine wide Push chair aside Begins to chide I cannot hide Hand grimes a glass of wine Hand grasps a fork and knife I whine and cry I…
Six Little Mice Pig_catapult (author) 2013-02-03
Six little mice scampered 'cross the floor Eddy, are you seriously reading the news right now? I look up from my copy of TIME to glare at Justin. Come on, man. This Hartle thing's cool, the…
A Long Ways from Home Pixeltasim (author) 2013-11-21
Transcript of briefing for Mission 453-07-01, Code name Waypoint Begin Transcript Agent Walters, Agent Christensen, have a seat. You both are aware of the situation and have already had your…
A Child to Teach Pixeltasim (author) 2013-02-05
It relaxed for a moment, savoring the moment. It liked to have some leeway, and little children afraid of the dark gave it plenty. It wondered what it should do this time, pull it under the bed? No……
Beneath The Council Pr10r (author) 2015-02-21
This is a tale about before. Before the cave and the mountains, before the hills and the forests, before the oceans and the sky. This is a tale about where we came from, children, and about why we…
Sunset Pr10r (author) 2014-11-26
Heat. There are too many, TOO MANY! Heat unimaginable. No flame, there could never be flame here, but more heat than almost anywhere. Surging plasma and searing vapour, springing from the surface of…
The Ragdoll Prattler (author) 2012-12-12
When I was a small child, I was terrified of the dark. I still am, but back when I was around six years old I couldn’t go a full night without crying out for one of my parents to search beneath my bed…
Every Damn Time ProcyonLotor (author) 2013-12-27
The agent laughed indignantly. Let me get this straight. You sit in a lab all day, writing papers or mixing test tubes or sitting on your ass pretending to do work, while I'm out there, fighting the…
Incident ████-c/A/001 Recovered Materials Projekt616 (author) 2010-09-19
Foreword: This film and several documents were recovered during the acquisition of SCP-████-01-c. Though the documents did not survive prolonged exposure to the tropical climate, the film provides…
Document # ███-002 Projekt616 (author) 2010-09-16
Document # ███-002: Excerpt from the von Reiter Collection Interviewee: Obersturmführer Waldemar Strasser, formerly of 2.SS Panzer-Division Das Reich Interviewer: Captain Albert [REDACTED], ██…
Lessons for Old Dogs psul (author) 2017-11-17
« Counterpoint | Hub | Duets (upcoming) » Mike, look out! yelled Zhao. The brass city was collapsing around them. Mike slammed to a stop as an enormous bell crashed to the ground in front of…
Bloodlines psul (author) 2017-09-13
The barbed knife ripped through the girl's throat. Her body slumped to the cold flagstones, her dark hair settling on the pool of blood before her. Reflections writhed on the slick, crimson surface as…
Golden Horde Funk psul (author) 2017-06-30
Sir? Sir! I'm really sorry to disturb you on leave, sir, but I really don't think this can wait, and the project is kinda out of control, and Director Sarangerel wants to speak to you, and Sorry,…
Until Death psul (author) 2017-06-19
She didn't hear it. Not at first. At this time of night, the labs were deserted. The whole of Site-120 was practically empty: corridors dim and silent, offices shut, experimental apparatus crouched in…
After that / Until then psul (author) 2017-02-01
7 June 2029 Today, I watched a giant jellyfish give birth to a full-grown woman dressed in an owl costume. It was strange to think that I knew it would happen today. The jellyfish floated in the…
Counterpoint psul (author) 2016-10-07
« The Musical Suspects | Hub | To be continued » Interview Transcript: Site Director's Office Date: 08/07/2016 Present: - Site Director Praveen Arora - Edward Barnes (PA) - Junior Researcher…
Boxes psul (author) 2016-09-25
I left the box on Karen's nightstand, pausing to listen a while to her soft breathing. It's not a large box, but it's large enough that she'll notice when she wakes up. An e-reader, near new. It was a…
Pattern Breaker psul (author) 2016-06-20
« Our Mutual Guide | Hub | The Musical Suspects » Stolen!? How can it be stolen? I'm sorry Emma, but I don't know. Dr. Pherson looked exhausted. I've been trying to find out, but no-one will…
Our Mutual Guide psul (author) 2016-06-03
« An Impenitent Thief | Hub | Pattern Breaker » I can feel it calling to me. It is always calling to me. Those old pages, dust-dry and crumbling. Lines of staff like furrows, seeded with notes,…
The Musical Suspects psul (author) 2016-03-07
« Pattern Breaker | Hub | Counterpoint » Mobile Task Force Eta-11 Savage Beasts Operation Impromptu - Background briefing Operation Impromptu was one of a series of Foundation operations…
An Impenitent Thief psul (author) 2016-02-22
« A Convincing Lyre | Hub | Our Mutual Guide » Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee Lousy… ‎ I hate that song so fuckin' much I could almost die. In fact, I just almost did.‎ I freeze, one foot in the air,…
A Convincing Lyre psul (author) 2016-02-16
« Bigger Than Jesus | Hub | An Impenitent Thief » The concert hall was silent, expectant. Emma looked out, dazzled by the stage lights. If there was an audience out there, it was shrouded in the…
Letters from Benares psul (author) 2016-01-24
The following letters were recovered from a private collection and filed as part of the additional materials relating to SCP-2833. Benares, 12 May 1909 Dear Cousin Emily, Greetings from the British…
Exit Interview psul (author) 2015-12-15
When they finally came for her, it wasn't a black bag over her head in the middle of the night. It wasn't an MTF snatching her off the street on the way home. It wasn't tranquilizers in her coffee, or…
Figure and Ground psul (author) 2015-11-09
She lay, crying, in the darkened cell, listening to her brother's screams and the threats of their captors if he failed again. SCP-2162: Supplementary materials + Addendum 3: Field Diary -…
The Little Buck-Toothed Boy: A Fairy Tale psul (author) 2015-09-25
Once upon a time, there was a little boy, about five and a half years old. He had bright blue eyes, and shiny blond hair, and faint freckles on his face, and his front teeth protruded slightly over…
Humans And Houses pxdnbluesoul (author) 2015-07-11
The O5s about shit in their pants, Craig. What did you expect? Stanley Scott shook his head at his colleague as they walked through the hallways of Site-01's computing lab. The persistent low hum of…
The Farm pxdnbluesoul (author) 2014-12-20
You mean to tell me, there are four billion virtual machines active on one server? Jason Ortega pointed a bony finger at the server rack, face drawn into a frown. Not active all at the same time,…
SCUTTLE pxdnbluesoul (author) 2014-02-10
PROVISIONAL ENTRY SCRAMBLE ORDER INITIATED, ALL TECHNICAL ADVISORS AND RAISA STAFF TO SITE-01 PROVISIONAL ENTRY This is an automatically generated entry documenting breaking events. Situation…
It's All Behind Us Now pxdnbluesoul (author) 2013-12-09
Much like our grandparents could tell you what they were doing on 9/11/2001, or what their parents were doing during the Kennedy assassination, our entire generation could tell you with perfect…

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Preface to Practical Logopsychology (1998) [2nd ed.] by ████ Thorn and █████ Włonsky q 17 (author) 2017-01-27
CODE 192-DCLS - RESTRICTED GENERAL FOUNDATION USE RAISA (Records and Information Security Administration) has declassified portions of the following text under Code 192-DCLS for the purpose of making…
Fresh Hell qntm (author) 2017-08-30
There's another conglomeration of severed fingers in the last room, coating the room's interior like the innards of an exploded elephant. Parts of the sprawl are feeling their way, like mould, into a…
Where Have You Been All My Life qntm (author) 2017-07-26
Who the fuck infiltrates a senior Foundation official's home, while they're home? Marion Wheeler lives deep in coniferous forest, a long drive from the nearest major city and a long drive in the…
Your Last First Day qntm (author) 2016-01-01
Previously Marion Wheeler is curled in the corner of Site 41's main freight elevator, descending, clutching a shiny red ray gun almost as long as she is tall. The gun has a two-tined prong instead…
CASE COLOURLESS GREEN qntm (author) 2015-11-27
Item #: SCP-3125 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3125 is kept inside Cognitohazard Containment Unit 3125 on the first floor of Site 41. This containment unit is a 10m by 15m by…
Unforgettable, That's What You Are qntm (author) 2015-09-04
El, it's finished. Lyn Marness is more than ninety years old and hasn't stood at his full height in ten. He was a tower of a man in his prime, two metres tall and built like a boxer. Nearly nobody…
Introductory Antimemetics qntm (author) 2015-04-11
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his head in that first introductory lecture. It's lunchtime, and…
We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five qntm (author) 2015-01-31
Can I smoke? This time the receptionist narrows her eyes at Marion. No, she says. You No, you can't smoke anywhere on Site 200. Just because it's an administration building doesn't mean we don't…
John James Quantum Physician (author) 2016-09-20
In my opinion, the whirlwind of rumours and false reports surrounding the role of D-Class in this institution has created an increasingly poisonous, and frankly unprofessional, atmosphere over the…
Recurrence Quikngruvn (author) 2010-04-01
I'm in a crowd, in front of a stage. Not sure where, but it doesn't matter, just that it's dark. Up on the stage I can tell there's a band. Just noodling a bit, sounds like, till the drummer counts…
A Chance Encounter Quikngruvn (author) 2010-02-10
“…in three, two, one, mark,” said the pilot as the ship blinked in from hyperspace. “All systems normal, and… there’s the landmark beacon. It looks like we’re ready for the nineteenth system when you…
The Loft Quikngruvn (author) 2009-08-07
“Hurry up, we’re gonna get caught!” Jenny whispered, failing to stifle a giggle. “Come on,” I muttered, “I’ve popped harder locks in my sleep there!” I stood, one hand on the jimmied doorknob, and…

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Conqueror Worm Ramona Vonnegut (author)
A Random Day (author)
2017-08-03
Deus Vulture | Conqueror Worm Some twenty-eight parsecs from the planet Earth, in the atmosphere of a gas giant in a binary star system, a small hovering drone entered a long-abandoned library….
Dark Arts and Crafts Randomini (author)
Faminepulse does not match any existing user name (author)
2014-03-27
☦An accidental sorcery. AWCY as a latent phenomenon.☦ I used to see abstracts, nonsense, but somehow I understood. It was an instinct, an intuition; less like the bird knowing to build a nest, more…
Successful Cooperation And Partnership Rachell (author)
Gene R (translator)
2013-11-05
Good day, this is Successful Cooperation and Partnership training center, we would like to That was where I hung up. I know that's impolite. It's their job, yada yada - hell, a couple of months…
The Asylum Raaxis (author) 2011-01-01
My friends and I used to do a lot of geocaching after our senior year in high school. For those who don’t know what geocaching is, it’s essentially a worldwide scavenger hunt. People will select sites…
Duty Rain42 (author) 2013-01-30
Dr. Herrero walked slowly along the empty white corridor, like a condemned to the scaffold. His footsteps echoed on the cold walls, while several cameras observed him from the ceiling. He knew that he…
Conservation Of Momentum Randomini (author) 2017-11-29
What the fuck is this flow shit. He sat atop his wood pile in the copse, looking at the photocopied flier, absentmindedly pulling splinters out of his legs. He'd built a log cabin near the edge of…
Number Crunching Randomini (author) 2017-11-01
Lucas Monaco, the representative, knocked at the door. Skitter Marshall walked over to open the door. The second that he twisted the handle, Lucas pushed the door open hard, knocking Skitter over on…
Dull Ache Hand Randomini (author) 2017-01-21
Site 27 is where people's throats get cut. There's a reason for this, of course. Kill words, though difficult to get into a person's brain without haemorrhaging it, are some of the most effective…
Sunday Funnies Randomini (author) 2016-09-19
To Settle All Accounts of the Butt Randomini (author) 2016-04-27
Oi, turn off all your stuff, terminate your bleeps and bloops, we're waiting for the show to finally get on the road. The audience is cloaked in darkness, and the world feels like nothing. Silence…
The Minions© day at the scp Randomini (author) 2016-04-01
Some Rational Inheritance Randomini (author) 2016-02-27
The A-78xD United Eidolonic Collective were a reasonable lot. Or one. They/it/we didn't really understand human languages. Always hung up on nouns and adjectives and tenses and whatnot. A-78xD…
On Seabirds And Sleep Randomini (author) 2016-02-03
We keep the exhibition space open for anyone who wants to use it. We never take anything down: the only person allowed to remove a piece is the one who put it there. Many pieces stay up forever….
The Corpse, The Twister, And The Veteran Randomini (author) 2016-01-17
There was a boat on a lake in the dead of night. The moon was out, a whole shining circle. There were three people on there. The boat, I mean, not the moon. One of them was a tall male behind the…
Fear Not Randomini (author) 2015-10-21
I had fear. Fear had me. I had no words. There were no sounds. I found words, in the darkness. There were none to talk to. I found ears, in the darkness. The ears did naught but whistle. Nothingness…
But We Do Not Talk About That Randomini (author) 2015-03-09
People die. Expendables? Two in three. Per week. Security? Two in three. Per month. Researchers? Two in three. Per year. Doctors? Two in three. Per decade. Look to your left. Look to your right. And…
Vescatur Perago Randomini (author) 2015-02-23
And so, at last, it had come to this. Years of poring over religious manuscripts and numerological heraldry. Countless sleepless nights dedicated to documenting the most complex and perverse rituals…
Angel Of Red And White Randomini (author) 2015-01-17
The coldest I have ever been was the day I was born. Alaska, of course, is a very cold state to begin with, even in the middle of summer. I was born in the winter. It was on New Year’s Day, twenty…
An Armenian Bodybuilder Exercises His Legal Rights Randomini (author) 2014-12-24
It was refreshing to have bruises on my skin. My mouth felt slightly off. I reached up to my jaw, then clicked it back into place. I spat out blood and a few teeth, then felt hard matter extrude from…
Three Men Named Con Murphy Randomini (author) 2014-11-02
Conrad Murphy approached the entrance of Humanoid Containment Site-29-2, covered by the dark, moonless night. He pulled the elastic from the back of his blank white mask, letting it snap across the…
Iris Dark Randomini (author) 2014-07-01
Iris Dark was warm, comfortable, and filled with a vague sense of accomplishment. She sipped her hot cocoa and stared at the dully glowing screen. The rain poured down outside, the sun barely peeking…
Robert Carter Randomini (author) 2014-06-28
Robert Carter was cool, calm, and collected. He straightened his deep blue tie, then parted his hair with a metal comb. The lights of the Las Vegas strip lit up the night as bright as day. Robert…
Skitter Marshall Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
Skitter Marshall was cold, wet, and slightly miserable. The rain pelted down unrelentingly as he shivered and stared at an innocuous-seeming building. The townhouse Skitter stood outside of seemed…
Third Death Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
The decrepit fleshsack housing the consciousness of Amos Marshall groaned. He was not particularly comfortable. This was nothing new. He had not been particularly comfortable at all over the last…
A Defection Randomini (author) 2014-04-30
cavalcade.bat -o -xk -scp 00315 LOADING LOADED PROJECT CAVALCADE CONTINGENCY COMMISSION STANDPOINT: 47.6097° N, 122.3331° W CONTINGENCY 00315-XK-001 STARTING ERROR [048500: INSECURE LINK] …
Someone Steals Aldon's Penis Randomini (author) 2014-04-21
1. You should read Learning the Alphabet before considering reading this, at least to the end of the first act. (The content of this tale is probably the dream that occurs immediately prior to Boron…
wowwee u kild ursefl Randomini (author) 2014-03-15
NOTE: This is final part of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. The Sculptor walked confidently to the grimy wooden door….
Vaccination Randomini (author) 2014-02-09
Bijou Dashwood sat apathetically in front of the chalkboard, staring at her two lecturers. The one to her left was a twelve year old boy. The lower half of his face was covered in dusty, yellowed…
Eulogy For The Living Randomini (author) 2014-02-03
NOTE: This is Part 22 of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. Ruiz Duchamp. Ruiz stirred, rubbing his eyes and yawning…
Brotherhood Randomini (author) 2014-01-31
NOTE: This is Part 21 of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. From: Pico 16 hartford street come beat the shit out of me…
thinking/knowing/living Randomini (author) 2014-01-26
the worst part of living if you really think about it is thinking. immortality it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to notice. the only way that one could stand knowing anything is the knowledge…
XK Randomini (author) 2014-01-21
we took the damned thing and wiped the blood and shit and piss and tears from its face nothing was beneath light shone through the cracks reality itself bent to the wills of madmen only words remain…
Snipped From The Same Cloth Randomini (author) 2014-01-05
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. What would you do with the powers of a god? The corpses remained silent. This was partially because they were uncertain of how to answer, but mostly…
Disposal And Discourse Randomini (author) 2013-12-31
Sorry, Carol; forgot something. Hm? You know, had to throw a blanket over a dead body. Wouldn't want people to see it and panic. Ah, of course. That's understandable. Ruiz took his coffee back…
Are We Christmas Yet? Randomini (author) 2013-12-24
I still think this is a terrible idea. No, it's awesome! Like, deconstructive or whatever. Overgang and Joey stared at the enormous red bauble that towered over nearby buildings, pensively sipping…
Detained Randomini (author) 2013-12-19
Agent Green walked down the street, a Styrofoam cup of tea in one hand and a glowing cigarette in the other. Endless crowds of people flowed around him, occasionally bumping his arms or legs. Green…
Empty Unmarked Grave Randomini (author) 2013-12-15
run fmc.exe -t Foundation Mail Client (Text Only Mode) chkbox You have 1 new message. You have 5739 old messages. readmsg new Reading All New Messages 1 new message found. From: The Administrator…
yes Randomini (author) 2013-12-12
Is he willing to stop me, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then why am I still alive? Is he neither able nor…
The Toyman And The Doctor Randomini (author) 2013-12-11
Document Identification Number: DOCWON-525276 Acquisition Method: Mailed to Site-17 Additional Documentation: Mailed In Unmarked Manilla Envelope, Sealed. Inside: Seven (7) Marked A5-size Envelopes….
Nobody Dies Randomini (author) 2013-12-10
Ruiz Duchamp heard a sound in the distance. hooooooooonk Probably nothing. Ruiz continued to pace in his studio, moonlight shining through the glass roof and casting shadows across the room. Felix had…
Insufficient Clearance Randomini (author) 2013-12-08
Agent Green opened his eyes. “Agent Green.” An unfamiliar, suited figure sat across the desk from him. Green became uncomfortably aware that he was still wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. “Where am I?”…
The Friday Exhibition Randomini (author) 2013-12-04
“What.” “Joey, why is there a pile of corpses here?” “I dunno, none of us were doing this.” Arsehole tentatively poked one of the bodies. “Pretty fucking metal.” “Well, yeah, but it’s not really that…
Final Attack Orders Randomini (author) 2013-12-03
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. The Sculptor was talking at The Painter; The Painter talking at The Composer; The Composer was talking at The Builder; The Builder was talking at The…
The Cool Kids Randomini (author) 2013-12-01
“Molly! Where’d you put my aubergines?” “Your what?” “My aubergines!” “What the fuck is an aubergine?” “My eggplants! Where are they?” “Oh, them! I chucked them in the bin, they’d gone bad or…
And Then What Happened? Randomini (author) 2013-11-29
Agent Tangerine sat listening avidly to Agent Green’s tale. “And then what happened?” “Well, apparently she went to school with Duchamp.” “Seriously?” “Yup. Hell of a coincidence. The boys drugged her…
Quintessence Of Dust Randomini (author) 2013-11-27
“What a piece of work is man.” Ruiz stood draped in purple robes. The spotlight shone down, the theatre otherwise coated in black. He was wracked with Hamlet’s madness, profound pain etched in his…
Shady Meetings Randomini (author) 2013-11-25
“You’re the new Clipper, right?” “No, I think the name we’re going with is Snipper, Miss The Director. A lot more snappy. Snippy snappy.” The Snipper winked, clicking his fingers towards the woman…
Novel Cultivars Randomini (author) 2013-11-24
“I have bred a cultivar of celery that tastes like cheese.” Overgang Dood and Melanoma-on-the-arsehole-of-existence ( Arsehole to her friends) stared at the plate that Joey Tamlin was offering them….
Flexibility Randomini (author) 2013-11-23
When we first encountered the Artists, we followed standard procedure. Shoot first, ask questions later, then pass around amnestics like candy at a birthday party. This did not work for long. The…
Snip Snip Snip Randomini (author) 2013-11-19
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. “Snip snip. Snip snip snip.” Wilson applied force to his secateurs. The lady’s fingers sheared off awkwardly, shattered bone poking through the flesh….
Cart can, Can cart Randomini (author) 2013-11-17
“So you’re saying you found a can?” “Yup.” “And this can is… a Cart?” “Yuuuuup.” “So the can’s a Cart.” “That’s what I’ve been saying.“ “You sure this can isn’t a Can?” “Yeah. The can’s in a cart,…
A Cooler Manifesto Randomini (author) 2013-11-15
“Fuck The Critic.” Ruiz paced in a monochrome hallway, holding a banged-up Betamax recorder in his hand. “This asshole comes into my house, starts critiquing the fucking wallpaper, no sir, no sir, the…
It Just Shattered Randomini (author) 2013-11-14
“This isn’t structurally possible.” “Well, yes. That’s why we called you. What’s up with it?” “No fucking clue.” Agent Green lit a cigarette and began gesticulating towards the piece. “Can you please…
wowwee go kill ursefl Randomini (author) 2013-11-13
“Three people have died from your exhibition.” “They signed waivers.” “I’ve got people breathing down my neck, here.” “They all signed waivers. They knew what they were getting into, they were…
Watching Corpses Randomini (author) 2013-05-13
I don't quite remember the first time, but my parents told me about it. I would have been about 5? Probably 5 or 6, yeah. It was one of my friends' dad. I just ran away screaming to the teacher about…
Eating Crow RecursiveRecursion (author) 2017-06-18
John's wife stopped coming in to check up on him. I can't blame her, John isn't exactly himself anymore. Nothing we do appears to slow down his condition, psychological or medical. We're at a loss,…
Blood Is Thicker Than Water red-rogue (author) 2017-06-13
Note to Researcher Miller The increase in volume of excretions from SCP-173 have continued at the expected rate. Enclosure cleaning schedule updated to weekly as instructed. Activity within…
The Great Siege of Julabin REDbluewhiteyellow (author) 2014-05-20
The following is an excerpt taken from SCP-140, detailing the siege of the city-state Julabin located in what is now [REDACTED], Norway. *Note: Based on context as well as usage in previous passages,…
The Price of Knowledge REDbluewhiteyellow (author) 2013-02-27
Blood has long been regarded as an important part of our rituals. Its powers and properties have been extensively studied by many famous priests. Among the first was the Holy Father Dichardu of Himay,…
Freaky Commodities Rejekyll (author) 2014-06-26
There were four men in the elevator. Two buff men in loose suits stood on the edges, staring blankly at the wall in front of them. Next to the left-most guard was a middle-aged British man with a…
Placere Non Trinus Rejekyll (author) 2013-01-30
Sir Ando drew his cloak around him as he prepared to leave the monastery. The large, cobblestone building stood behind him, towering above him and his horse as he saddled it up. Hastily, he threw the…
Rising Rejekyll (author) 2012-10-28
The feeling of blinking and opening his eyes to an entirely new place was not new to number Five Zero Seven. Just a second ago, he had been standing in a dark cell, eating celebratory pumpkin pie. It…
Follow The Keter Rejekyll (author) 2012-04-03
Note: The following audio log was recovered from security cameras inside of SCP-682's containment cell during Incident 682-076-1JF4D-NA5, in which SCP-076-2 breached containment and engaged in combat…
A Lesson in Power renacer (author) 2016-05-22
With her right hand pressed against cold steel, Dr. Kowalski guided herself through darkness. Steps forward were apprehensive shuffles. She had a sleep mask over her eyes, but she found herself…
Incident Report WP-1 RichardJ28 (author) 2010-10-25
Personnel involved: Agent Byrd, KIA; Agent Vospur, MIA assumed dead; MTF Chi-1 ( Golden Retrievers ) Date: 19/██/20██ Background: Agents Byrd and Vospur were deep-cover operatives assigned to…
Family Business Riemann (author) 2014-07-17
In all great family trees, there is a small and stunted little twig that is ill mentioned and highly embarrassing. A stain on the illustrious painting of heritage. A black sheep. A brown M M. The…
Being Cactusman Riemann (author) 2014-05-26
Dreams have long been a point of contention for psychologists, full of vehement and loud opinions on what they mean. Some think that it's the brain going over the events of the day, while others…
Playing God Rikks (author) 2013-03-05
To whom it may concern, First and foremost, I would like to offer congratulations to each and every member of staff working here. When I set out upon that gravel path, I never once thought we could…
Anno Domino Rioghail (author) 2013-02-06
December 1st, 2081 Access: Record of extranormal events and object retrievals Enter password: Access: Record for Site-466 retrieval agents. Enter password: * Access: Records dated…
Containment Engineer - A Typical Day rioludoodle (author) 2017-06-11
Avery Zhang sighed as he swiped his Level 2 key card through the scanner on the wall. The light beeped from red to green, and the steel door in front of him slid aside to let him through. He sipped…
Dispatch from the Paintball War rockyred9 (author) 2017-09-11
O5-2 entered the conference room and took her seat at the long table. She said nothing to the other twelve people seated around her, and they said nothing back. The O5 Council only met in person once…
The Original rockyred9 (author) 2017-06-12
The jig was up. Something had gone wrong somewhere, and the Foundation had failed its final mission. Maybe 343 had got sick of the entire mess and decided to sweep the quarrelling apes off his planet….
Bavarian Fire Drill Roget (author) 2017-09-20
Colonel Cook's eyes had never been narrower as he read over the neatly-typed piece of paper that had landed on his desk that morning. Across said mahogany authority symbol, a thin young man in a smart…
A Concrete Shrine Roget (author) 2017-06-10
Atone in the hole bored and never alone. The observer was unseen and unblinking. Over time the arms had chipped and flaked away in a pile of shavings resting within layers of offal. The shapes of…
Mystery Skipper Theater 3000 Roget (author) 2017-04-07
The following broadcast transcript was detected from a previously dormant region of space, with Foundation encryption. The content is currently under analysis. The Foundation's telescopic networks and…
An Offer You Can't Refuse Roget (author) 2017-04-06
April 2nd, 2011 ADDRESS HOLDER 85 FREDERICK STREET ON, CANADA WE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FROM A TALENTED POOL OF CANDIDATES FOR EMPLOYMENT WITH THE FACTORY. THIS IS A…
I Forgot To Remember To Forget Roget (author) 2016-12-23
They were stringing up gold garland all over the house. Mistletoe adorned every doorway while elves stared down mischievously from their various shelves. The entire dormitory looked like a collision…
Where Your Eyes Don't Go Roget (author) 2016-12-01
Grandma! Shirley looked down over her newspaper. Ralph was standing there, with a fistful of wooden blocks, beaming up at her. Can we play Director, grandma? She smiled down at him. Sure. Where…
Innocence Roget (author) 2016-09-23
MR MONEY AND GIRL The first thing that Latoya saw of this money man was a spray of diamonds firing out his nose as she was filing into the room. Black hair slicked back over his head and juxtaposed…
Cells Roget (author) 2015-09-08
The Commander sternly stared over his crew. They were a good crew, rich with protein. For a moment, he steeled his nerves. Alright squad. This is it. Today, we infiltrate the hated Foundation's…
Unusual Incident Unit's Case Files - Classified Roget (author) 2015-06-18
The following is a collection of cases and disturbances investigated by the Unusual Incidents Unit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. These cases date from the founding of the division, but are…
I Was Not Magnificent Roget (author) 2015-04-27
At a Window Booth Shirley tried her best to look distinctly unimpressed by O5-4. Their meeting place, a Denny's outside of Kalamazoo, was unorthodox. But she had insisted upon it. There was no better…
Museum of Idiots Roget (author) 2015-04-05
Hall ██ of Site-██ Containment area for the Little Misters Mr. Stripes Doctor Leon Red and Junior Researcher Paulus Shirt looked down into the testing chamber. Inside, a gaggle of doctors were…
Boss of Me Roget (author) 2015-03-30
SCP-1837 Containment Area, Site-77 Director Shirley Gillespie was doing her daily rounds, when she noticed something curious. In a clear, plastic tank, where there was usually an old-fashioned…
Document #017-1 Roget (author) 2015-03-19
Site-12, Monday Morning. 4:00. January 11th, 2025. Containment area of SCP-5200 Researcher Boyd closed the hatch behind him, and turned to face the containment vault's occupant. Boyd thought he looked…
Of Brothers And Fathers Roget (author) 2015-02-09
J. Edgar Hoover was sitting in his office, writing something, when Robert Parsley entered it for the last time. A half-eaten danish sat on the desk. Have a seat. Robert did. How is the Atlanta case…
I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die Roget (author) 2014-12-21
Dr. Ralph Roget knocked on the door, shave-and-a-haircut style. It was the way he always knocked when he was a kid, coming with Mom to see the grandparents. It was also the only way for the…
Step Right Up! Roget (author) 2014-11-28
You missed. Shut up. Rosen covered his eyes, grunting with disapproval as he surveyed his throw. Victoria Rockward skipped up to the starting point, grinning like a madman. It's my toss now,…
Expanded Biography of "The Administrator" Roget (author) 2014-11-10
Well, it all got started when I became god. The Administrator explaining the dangers of containment to President Eiseinhower Security Clearance: Qliphoth Duties: The Administrator is more of an…
Activity Documentation File 11-A Roget (author) 2014-10-07
FILE 11-A** Foundation Identification Icon. Group Name(s): Oneiroi, Oneiroi Collective, Oneiroi Gardens Group Classification: Non-human, Business(?), Unification, Extra-Dimensional Operation…
A Filthy Scarecrow Waves His Arms Roget (author) 2014-07-08
On the flight back to Headquarters, Agent Fredericks mused on how familiar the blurry outline of Washington D.C below him was getting. Every week, it seemed, Director Hoover wanted them to come back…
Where's The Shadow Government When You Need Them? Roget (author) 2014-06-27
Mister Hoover, your two o' clock is ready for you. It was the usual thing. J. Edgar Hoover's people took him down to one of the lower levels, in a rickety old elevator. They had a few re-purposed…
Authenticity Trip Roget (author) 2014-06-01
January 6th, 2015. In Miami, there is an apartment. A studio one, stuffed with computers, beeping and booping, manned by a single, unwashed operator. There are many monitors, looking into seismic…
Painted Lips, Unblinking Eyes Roget (author) 2014-02-06
David Rosen was not a happy man. Now, by all accounts, this was not an unusual occurrence, but today David had something beyond general misanthropy or a lack of proper nutrition to be glowering about….
Reversed Engineering Roget (author) 2014-01-06
Professor Duncan Gills checked his watch. Forty-five minutes. That's how long it had taken him to change the face of robotics the Foundation, and maybe even the world. He gazed down upon his…
A Few More Words From "The Administrator" Roget (author) 2014-01-02
The Administrator looked at a watch. Ten minutes past five, and Fritz had failed to make his appearance. It sighed. Why did they always have to make it get up after them? They were old enough to know…
When We Reach The Crescendo Roget (author) 2014-01-02
The testing chamber was humming. Not a fluorescent hum, or even one from the various electrical implements hidden within its walls. No, this was a different humming. It was hopeful. A hope that soon,…
Overview of MTF Psi-7 "Home Improvement" Roget (author) 2013-12-10
Mobile Task Force Psi-7 specializes in the undercover investigation, containment, and/or demolition of anomalous buildings or buildings affected by anomalies, particularly residential homes in…
No One Else Will Protect Us Roget (author) 2013-12-09
My name is The Administrator. I don't know who I was before all this happened? Or changed? Or whichever adjective you want to use, it all means the same thing. History itself has been changed, if…
My Brother The Ape Roget (author) 2013-11-25
Scene: A messy office, home to to one of the Foundation's best and brightest men. Not a big, or a fancy office, but one that gets the job done. We aren't talking about the name on the door. That guy's…
Daydreamin Roget (author) 2013-10-27
Daydreams That's all there is anymore. That's all I can have. I'm an all powerful demigod, locked in the chamber of little boy. Do you know where the power goes? It flows out our fingers and out soggy…
How Tightly The Coils Squeeze Roget (author) 2013-08-20
September 18th, 2160 - Within the Wanderer's Library The night-time is late, and very down. No early morning brightness peeking from the borders of the moon's domain. Just a permanent, thick gray,…
Skipping Time Roget (author) 2013-08-10
So, before we start, can I please have your name? The still, pale man seated before me paused to take a breath, and slowly moved his eyes towards me. His eyes were slower now, and I'd been told he…
Long Live The King Roget (author) 2013-06-12
My name is Dr. King, and you know what I hate more than anything ever invented by mankind? Apple seeds. They have always been the bane of my miserable existence. God damn, piece of shit apple seeds….
Agent Brown and the Case of the Missing Amulet Roget (author) 2013-05-19
It was a perfectly perfect day at the SCP Foundation's 19th Site. There were anomalous butterflies flying, and laughing personnel catching them in titanium butterfly nets. The Telekill containment…
Pilgrimage Roget (author) 2013-05-10
When you're in a position like mine, there is never time to be surprised. Even when each day, I meet new THINGS on my skin to crawl around and smile with my gums, I think thats all there is too see….
Nacho Business Roget (author) 2013-04-18
In the Foundation, you can't afford to pull punches. If you make an assumption, expect it to fly back in your face before you can say Skipper . Hell, do you know how many tests they have to run in…
Alternate Hypotheses Roget (author) 2013-04-02
We gotta keep our own, don't we? That's what my dear Momma always said. If ya got something earned, or somethin' that's yours, keep it safe. Don't let any o' them outside peepers come creepin' in,…
Preaching To The Choir Roget (author) 2013-03-18
Director Cyrus knew that Fritz was watching him as he shuffled through a filing cabinet. He made a mental note to have a serious discussion with whomever had filed these things in an ass-backwards…
Game Day Part 3: Synchronous Roget (author) 2013-03-16
Murphy stumbled through the darkened corridor, trying and somewhat succeeding at avoiding the debris that was strewn across the floor. Behind him, indistinct voices still called out, searching for…
Children Of Doubt Roget (author) 2013-02-26
My sons have left me. I was once a proud father of five boys, each with their own great ambitions and plans. As our days went by, the sound of them whispering their plans was sometimes all I could…
Psychiatric Profile For Researcher Lee Byron Roget (author) 2013-02-21
CONFIDENTIAL PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION, DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. Name: Lee Kraito Byron Clearance: Level 3 Location: Site-19 Date of Birth: 09/18/1959 Age: 49 years, 11 months Dates of Testing: █-18-██,…
Meeting Of The Minds Roget (author) 2013-02-17
Masipag sat in the sterile briefing room, her expression of slightly nervous boredom mirrored by Fritz, Cyrus, and Kulzn. Kraito stood at the front of the rooms only table, fiddling with a black…
Prometheans Roget (author) 2013-02-14
Senior Researcher L. Byron(aka Kraito ) SCP Researcher and Telepathy Specialist. Security Class: 3 Duties: Research of Telepathic anomalies, Objects recovered in the field, SCP containment doctrine…
Under the Sea Roget (author) 2013-02-06
I must tell you this now, as I am growing old and the knowledge cannot die with me. The world as you know it is wrong. We are all passengers in a great craft, from which we will one day be released. I…
Parting Roget (author) 2013-02-04
TO: Oklahoma City, OK FROM: Washington D.C John Please come to Washington as soon as it can be arranged. Something has come up, and we're in need of people with your skills to assist. This is a matter…
Setting the Stage Roget (author) 2013-01-20
Dear sir or madame, It has come to our attention that you have taken some of our props, and while we understand why you felt it necessary, we politely request you return them. We were not intending…
Epilogue: Last Word Roget (author) 2013-01-10
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Remembrance: Part Three Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Lee checked his watch, like he always did, and stepped over the welcome mat. He was home. It wasn't a particularly impressive home, with its threadbare red carpets and grimy, unwashed windows, but it…
Second Interlude: In Session Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Do you remember, when the bells had to ring? Can you tell me, how the children used to sing? - An unknown admirer. We're finally leaving for the trip. It's been a hell of a ride getting here,…
Remembrance: Part One Roget (author) 2013-01-10
June 12th, 1976. Hi, my name's Lee. If you're reading this, it is very likely that I will be extraordinarily upset with you, because this is a personal journal I bought yesterday, at the new…
Remembrance: Part Two Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Lee was there. Walking through the dead halls and broken doors, in his pressed uniform. They'd left him behind. Everyone else had been taken out, to play. Lee continued his march. They would be back…
First Interlude: Old School Roget (author) 2013-01-10
We're going to have a great year, aren't we? - The girl who sat behind you. Students! Please be advised that class scheduling will begin this Saturday, in the auditorium. Please remember to bring…
Prelude: First Bell Roget (author) 2013-01-10
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Going Out Roget (author) 2012-12-25
On 9/18/2011, SCP-703 manifested an instance of SCP-703-1. Analysis revealed it to be a list of items produced by SCP-703, dating back to its initial containment. Referencing with updated…
Technical Orientation Roget (author) 2012-12-16
Hello, and welcome to the Tech Support orientation. I am senior technical researcher David Rosen, and I will be orienting you. Before we begin, I’d like to ask that all cellphones, smart phones, smart…
Timing Roget (author) 2012-12-10
Mr. Moon knew he was very good at timing these things. He really couldn't afford to be bad at it, with his condition. He'd tried to use watches, but watches only worked when you had eyes to watch them…
Anomalous Incidents Roget (author) 2012-11-28
Boyd kicked his heels onto the mahogany desk, a copper penny in his hand. Call it. tails. Fish shifted uncomfortably, reclining in the opposite chair. Nope. What is that, seventieth time in a…
Olympia Roget (author) 2012-11-13
The professor felt a familiar, cold linoleum under his feet as he padded his way through the facility. It had been a long time, but everything still felt like how he remembered it. The entrance hall…
Seasons Pass Roget (author) 2012-10-29
It's been a long time since we had a season like the '56 season. That was the heyday. It seemed like we couldn't sell enough stuff, and everyone wore the biggest smile. We had the tourists and…
The Last Word Roget (author) 2012-10-21
In the autumn months, if you walk along the Site-19 grounds and you see an old rusted fence, you might want to see what's on the other side. Over there, the leaves will all crunch underfoot as you…
Obsession's Price Roget (author) 2012-09-24
The journal entries included with this report were recovered from Researcher █████'s official research notes on SCP-589 following Incident 589-40. It is believed that Researcher █████ was the first…
Individuality Roget (author) 2012-09-20
You want to know where it all went wrong? The reason the Foundation is in this state? I can tell you. I'm probably the last person who can tell. They got all the others either dead, hidden, or…
First Seed Roget (author) 2012-08-10
March 11th, 2015. Siberia was not nice this time of year. Anders Forsman wondered if Siberia was ever really nice at any time of the year. Either way, this wasn't his normal neck of the woods. The…
Warm Memories Roget (author) 2012-07-22
Did I ever tell you the story of the Hindenburg disaster? It was quite a big deal when it happened, it was all over the news for months. And I was there when it happened. I was just a young kid back…
One Last Ride Roget (author) 2012-07-18
You know what my favorite part of a roller coaster is? The climb. You're just inching your way up that hill, and you know that the terrible drop is coming soon. Riding with family is even better. I…
Diary of a Young Girl Roget (author) 2012-07-10
dear diary My name is Lizzy Byrn, and i am 7 years old. My mommy and daddy and me just moved in a new house in a town called Frankinberg. Mommy says that we came here becouse of daddys job and so the…
Letter from the North Roget (author) 2012-07-07
Will you come sit with us? It is very cold out here, and we are very lonesome. People do not visit us very often, so we do not get to see people. We like people. Please come be with us. We would…
Transparent Roget (author) 2012-07-02
So yeah, my name is Mister Chameleon. Also known as 'That one color guy,' 'Oh yeah, he's a mister, right?' or 'Doctor Wondertainment's afterthought.' Sometimes it can be hard to be me. After all, when…
Homeowners Roget (author) 2012-07-02
Diane was glad they had found such a nice neighborhood for the kids. She and Paul had worried about finding someplace good for them to grow up in. Some of the neighborhoods they had looked at were…
The Day the Clown Cried Roget (author) 2012-07-01
Adrian's dream always started in the same way. He was walking down a street, a street he had never seen before. It was night-time, and it was kind of scary, but he had Freddy, and Freddy would make…
Decomm Anon Roget (author) 2012-06-28
The dim fluorescent lights buzzed softly above, as the nine individuals looked at one another uneasily. The clock on the wall ticked the time down, and there was the occasional nervous cough. The…
Don't Forget Roget (author) 2012-06-01
This letter is to anyone who remembers that one should always take care of their fellow man. I'm stuck in this little room surrounded by a big layer of concrete. I usually can't open the door because…
Life and Death Roget (author) 2012-05-02
One minute. He feels himself growing. It hurts, but he can take it. The real pain hasn't even started yet, anyways. He knows this pain all too well, he has felt it every time someone turns that key….
The Swift Rise And Fall Of Technical Researcher David Rosen Roget (author) 2012-04-01
OR, HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE OUR TECHNICAL OVERLORD This was the image that had graced Technical Researcher David Rosen's monitor when he had arrived in his office that morning. It…
New Technical Issues Roget (author) 2012-03-22
Welcome to the Technical Issues page. You are all free to ask me about any issue you might be having (with a computer, mind you), I will try and assist you in resolving those issues. Don't be bashful…
Memetics and Infohazards Division Orientation Rounzie (author) 2015-07-19
Alright everybody, welcome to the orientation for the memetics and infohazards division. Now this is a full week of training, and a long day so be sure to get some coffee or a donut, because we won't…
Wasting rumetzen (author) 2017-04-27
Beneath piles of slime and discarded scrap, shaking from hunger and near-blind in the darkness, Amy held her breath. The creature was just outside her hiding-hole. The scraping noise of claws against…
Home Is Where The Hatred Is rumetzen (author) 2017-03-07
Ilias Kantos was going to get some fucking answers. Three days. Three days since his world had been shredded. Three days since they’d put him in this call-it-anything-but-a-cell. Three days since he’d…
War Within A Breath rumetzen (author) 2017-03-02
In the hours of morning that still flirted with night, as Doctor Edith Spencer combed through layers of data from another world, she reflected on the pathways of life. If someone had asked herself a…
"Thieves!" Screamed The Ghost rumetzen (author) 2017-02-28
Voices pulled him from the blankness of unconsciousness. “-unless you want your boss melting your badge for scrap before the end of your fucking shift.” A woman’s snarl. It occurred to Alarath that he…
No Rain rumetzen (author) 2017-02-17
The steel collar was just loose enough to keep from choking Cipher, yet tight enough that she had to stop herself from clawing at the metal around her throat. Every five seconds, a small red light…
Posthuman rumetzen (author) 2017-02-08
Clef didn’t miss his face. Initially the loss had been painful. It wasn’t just his physical face the creature had taken. For years he’d wandered with a hole in his existence, one that could not be…
March Of The Fire Ants rumetzen (author) 2017-02-06
The sound of sirens made Alarath look away from the stranger. They split in the air in the distance, growing closer every second. They were unlike any warning horn he had heard used in the Empire, too…
Rather Die Young rumetzen (author) 2017-02-02
“Hello, Emily.” Agent Cipher flinched at the use of her real first name. Underneath layers of digital modulation, the voice coming from the phone was unrecognizable. But there were only half a dozen…
But Life Goes On rumetzen (author) 2017-02-01
In the underbelly of a numberless Site beneath Navi Mumbai, Pavlo Kharkiv sat alone in a dark room with a glass of vodka. One by one, four computer terminals around him flickered to life. They hummed…
God Am rumetzen (author) 2017-01-31
Alarath squatted on the sidewalk and observed the new world he'd found himself in. The first thing that struck him about the city was how many people seemed to be living in it. Though it was night,…
Why? Where? What? rumetzen (author) 2017-01-27
The thing wearing O5-4’s faced smiled as Kantos pressed his gun to its face. “Hey, you people catch on quick. So what gave it away? Was it the teeth? I was worried I didn’t get the teeth right.”…
Change In The House Of The Flies rumetzen (author) 2017-01-25
Aubrey Dell missed the days when coming home was a respite. When she was free to leave work at work and pretend for a few hours a day that she was a normal biologist, one not surrounded by…
The Man Who Sold The World rumetzen (author) 2017-01-23
The man who would one day be known as Savior awoke in a field of corpses. The ground was hidden beneath the carpet of blood and flesh. Men, women and children lay slaughtered, stacked upon each other…
I Want To Tell You rumetzen (author) 2017-01-23
“So what’s the worst Site you’ve ever worked at?” asked Cipher. “I don’t know. Difficult question.” Kantos paused in solemn thought. “Seoul. Seventy-One. The place barely functioned.” The BMW they sat…
Giving Bad People Good Ideas rumetzen (author) 2017-01-22
The diner’s light shone like a lone glimmer of hope within the darkness of the city. The waitress wiping down the counter wore a bored expression. It was nearing the end of her shift, and the only…
... And Whenever They Catch You, They Will Kill You... rumetzen (author) 2017-01-21
Amy had spent less than a month in the Library, most of it dedicated to hiding or following the random paths traced by the Queen. A week, she could tell, was not long enough to get a good picture of…
True Places Never Are rumetzen (author) 2016-05-02
Amy couldn’t sleep. She wasn’t sure she wanted to. She lay on the mattress, staring into the void of the night. Starless, moonless, cloudless. Nothing but darkness, surrounding her. Glowing shapes…
Pretty Magic Gaiden Mecha Tokyo-Mon Demon Ninja Sailor Clef rumetzen (author) 2016-04-01
EXT. PUFFER KITTENS GENTLEMEN’S CLUB - DAY The exterior of the building EXPLODES as CLEF-SAN is tossed through the window like a weekly shonen jump tossed through a shoji. He hits the ground bounces…
The Prisoner rumetzen (author) 2016-03-29
Borrowed books covered the floor of the room. They lay open around Amy, and her focus darted from volume to volume. Processing the information glut was like trying to isolate melodies from twelve…
Living Through Shattered Glass rumetzen (author) 2016-03-22
“So, everything you told me was bullshit.” Rupinder tilted his head. “Was it?” “All that talk about letting me leave if I wanted? Yeah, looks like it.” Something about him made her shudder, though she…
Riddles From the Dark rumetzen (author) 2016-03-14
“Man, if I’d known you were so useful for petty larceny, I would have started years ago.” Years ago you believed I was a schizophrenic delusion. “Whatever, Nancy Nitpicker.” Amy pressed her hand to…
Rites of Passage rumetzen (author) 2016-03-07
For the first time in five years, Amy slept peacefully. No nightmares. No panic attacks in the middle of the night. She woke, and there was no aching in her joints, no cramped muscles. A comforter…
All the World Will be Your Enemy... rumetzen (author) 2016-02-28
The sign above her door said “4521”. In conversation they called her The Witness. But she only thought of herself as Amy. She didn’t know how they had taken her. It had been as she was walking home…
Pawn To E4 rumetzen (author) 2014-07-08
The guard shivered. Even through layers of nylon, fleece, wool, and polyester, the chill seeped into the bones. The wind roared around him, whipping up snow, branches, and dirt, pelting him with…
Between Shelves rumetzen (author) 2014-07-07
This is a sequel to Going Out Of Book. You should probably read that first. At first, all she saw was darkness. Then a red glow crept in. She was lying on a cold, hard surface, staring up. There was…
Party Of The Year rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
“I don't see why you even like her,” said Lila. She took another drag and passed the joint to Minh. “She's a bitch.” Minh sighed and began smoking. “She is not. I don't know why you hate her so much.”…
Theogenesis rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
The image came to me as I slept. In my dream, I stood at the center of a tall hill, and though it was day I could see all the stars of the night sky. More, in fact. They were strewn across the…
Imposters rumetzen (author) 2013-05-06
They stopped giving me water years ago. Food long before that. They must have realized my time as an Overseer meant I never was in danger of dying. The air feels recycled, just dust drifting through…
The Circle Opens rumetzen (author) 2013-02-19
Night comes in early in Orinsville. The sun rises at seven AM exactly, every day, and by two PM has already begun its slow descent behind the mountains. Come four, it's fully dark. The only light…
Interlude - The Faraday Girls rumetzen (author) 2013-01-30
“Shit shit shit,” said Donna. She was late for school. Stupid alarm had gone off an hour late, and now she was going to have to walk. “Shit,” she said again as she opened her closet and ruffled…
The Tale of the Library rumetzen (author) 2013-01-25
It began with a word. Eventually it would swell to become something greater. It would envelop reality and become the heart of all universes. It would join world to world and unite people in its halls….
Unusual Music rumetzen (author) 2013-01-21
The sign at the top of the store should have read “Jive Kat's Funky Disco Beats”, but four of the letters had fallen off to make it “Jiv at's Fun y Disco Bats”. The tinted windows had been broken and…
First Day rumetzen (author) 2013-01-12
Joshua Thomas Eichburg stared in disbelief at the room in front of him. It was smaller than any other office he'd seen at the FBI, maybe the size of a bedroom. It was the only one he'd seen with no…
Rubber Summer rumetzen (author) 2012-12-31
“What is it?” “I I think it's a duckie?” The two men stared down at the crater in the concrete. It was about a meter across, and in the center was a small yellow rubber duckie wearing an astronaut…
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