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Dark Arts and Crafts Randomini (author)
faminepulse (author)
2014-03-27
☦An accidental sorcery. AWCY as a latent phenomenon.☦ I used to see abstracts, nonsense, but somehow I understood. It was an instinct, an intuition; less like the bird knowing to build a nest, more…
Successful Cooperation And Partnership Rachell (author)
Gene R (translator)
2013-11-05
Good day, this is Successful Cooperation and Partnership training center, we would like to That was where I hung up. I know that's impolite. It's their job, yada yada - hell, a couple of months…
The Asylum Raaxis (author) 2011-01-01
My friends and I used to do a lot of geocaching after our senior year in high school. For those who don’t know what geocaching is, it’s essentially a worldwide scavenger hunt. People will select sites…
Duty Rain42 (author) 2013-01-30
Dr. Herrero walked slowly along the empty white corridor, like a condemned to the scaffold. His footsteps echoed on the cold walls, while several cameras observed him from the ceiling. He knew that he…
Conservation Of Momentum Randomini (author) 2017-11-29
What the fuck is this flow shit. He sat atop his wood pile in the copse, looking at the photocopied flier, absentmindedly pulling splinters out of his legs. He'd built a log cabin near the edge of…
Number Crunching Randomini (author) 2017-11-01
Lucas Monaco, the representative, knocked at the door. Skitter Marshall walked over to open the door. The second that he twisted the handle, Lucas pushed the door open hard, knocking Skitter over on…
Dull Ache Hand Randomini (author) 2017-01-21
Site 27 is where people's throats get cut. There's a reason for this, of course. Kill words, though difficult to get into a person's brain without haemorrhaging it, are some of the most effective…
Sunday Funnies Randomini (author) 2016-09-19
To Settle All Accounts of the Butt Randomini (author) 2016-04-27
Oi, turn off all your stuff, terminate your bleeps and bloops, we're waiting for the show to finally get on the road. The audience is cloaked in darkness, and the world feels like nothing. Silence…
The Minions© day at the scp Randomini (author) 2016-04-01
Some Rational Inheritance Randomini (author) 2016-02-27
The A-78xD United Eidolonic Collective were a reasonable lot. Or one. They/it/we didn't really understand human languages. Always hung up on nouns and adjectives and tenses and whatnot. A-78xD…
On Seabirds And Sleep Randomini (author) 2016-02-03
We keep the exhibition space open for anyone who wants to use it. We never take anything down: the only person allowed to remove a piece is the one who put it there. Many pieces stay up forever….
The Corpse, The Twister, And The Veteran Randomini (author) 2016-01-17
There was a boat on a lake in the dead of night. The moon was out, a whole shining circle. There were three people on there. The boat, I mean, not the moon. One of them was a tall male behind the…
Fear Not Randomini (author) 2015-10-21
I had fear. Fear had me. I had no words. There were no sounds. I found words, in the darkness. There were none to talk to. I found ears, in the darkness. The ears did naught but whistle. Nothingness…
But We Do Not Talk About That Randomini (author) 2015-03-09
People die. Expendables? Two in three. Per week. Security? Two in three. Per month. Researchers? Two in three. Per year. Doctors? Two in three. Per decade. Look to your left. Look to your right. And…
Vescatur Perago Randomini (author) 2015-02-23
And so, at last, it had come to this. Years of poring over religious manuscripts and numerological heraldry. Countless sleepless nights dedicated to documenting the most complex and perverse rituals…
Angel Of Red And White Randomini (author) 2015-01-17
The coldest I have ever been was the day I was born. Alaska, of course, is a very cold state to begin with, even in the middle of summer. I was born in the winter. It was on New Year’s Day, twenty…
An Armenian Bodybuilder Exercises His Legal Rights Randomini (author) 2014-12-24
It was refreshing to have bruises on my skin. My mouth felt slightly off. I reached up to my jaw, then clicked it back into place. I spat out blood and a few teeth, then felt hard matter extrude from…
Three Men Named Con Murphy Randomini (author) 2014-11-02
Conrad Murphy approached the entrance of Humanoid Containment Site-29-2, covered by the dark, moonless night. He pulled the elastic from the back of his blank white mask, letting it snap across the…
Iris Dark Randomini (author) 2014-07-01
Iris Dark was warm, comfortable, and filled with a vague sense of accomplishment. She sipped her hot cocoa and stared at the dully glowing screen. The rain poured down outside, the sun barely peeking…
Robert Carter Randomini (author) 2014-06-28
Robert Carter was cool, calm, and collected. He straightened his deep blue tie, then parted his hair with a metal comb. The lights of the Las Vegas strip lit up the night as bright as day. Robert…
Skitter Marshall Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
Skitter Marshall was cold, wet, and slightly miserable. The rain pelted down unrelentingly as he shivered and stared at an innocuous-seeming building. The townhouse Skitter stood outside of seemed…
Third Death Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
The decrepit fleshsack housing the consciousness of Amos Marshall groaned. He was not particularly comfortable. This was nothing new. He had not been particularly comfortable at all over the last…
A Defection Randomini (author) 2014-04-30
cavalcade.bat -o -xk -scp 00315 LOADING LOADED PROJECT CAVALCADE CONTINGENCY COMMISSION STANDPOINT: 47.6097° N, 122.3331° W CONTINGENCY 00315-XK-001 STARTING ERROR [048500: INSECURE LINK] …
Someone Steals Aldon's Penis Randomini (author) 2014-04-21
1. You should read Learning the Alphabet before considering reading this, at least to the end of the first act. (The content of this tale is probably the dream that occurs immediately prior to Boron…
wowwee u kild ursefl Randomini (author) 2014-03-15
NOTE: This is final part of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. The Sculptor walked confidently to the grimy wooden door….
Vaccination Randomini (author) 2014-02-09
Bijou Dashwood sat apathetically in front of the chalkboard, staring at her two lecturers. The one to her left was a twelve year old boy. The lower half of his face was covered in dusty, yellowed…
Eulogy For The Living Randomini (author) 2014-02-03
NOTE: This is Part 22 of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. Ruiz Duchamp. Ruiz stirred, rubbing his eyes and yawning…
Brotherhood Randomini (author) 2014-01-31
NOTE: This is Part 21 of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. From: Pico 16 hartford street come beat the shit out of me…
thinking/knowing/living Randomini (author) 2014-01-26
the worst part of living if you really think about it is thinking. immortality it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to notice. the only way that one could stand knowing anything is the knowledge…
XK Randomini (author) 2014-01-21
we took the damned thing and wiped the blood and shit and piss and tears from its face nothing was beneath light shone through the cracks reality itself bent to the wills of madmen only words remain…
Snipped From The Same Cloth Randomini (author) 2014-01-05
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. What would you do with the powers of a god? The corpses remained silent. This was partially because they were uncertain of how to answer, but mostly…
Disposal And Discourse Randomini (author) 2013-12-31
Sorry, Carol; forgot something. Hm? You know, had to throw a blanket over a dead body. Wouldn't want people to see it and panic. Ah, of course. That's understandable. Ruiz took his coffee back…
Are We Christmas Yet? Randomini (author) 2013-12-24
I still think this is a terrible idea. No, it's awesome! Like, deconstructive or whatever. Overgang and Joey stared at the enormous red bauble that towered over nearby buildings, pensively sipping…
Detained Randomini (author) 2013-12-19
Agent Green walked down the street, a Styrofoam cup of tea in one hand and a glowing cigarette in the other. Endless crowds of people flowed around him, occasionally bumping his arms or legs. Green…
Empty Unmarked Grave Randomini (author) 2013-12-15
run fmc.exe -t Foundation Mail Client (Text Only Mode) chkbox You have 1 new message. You have 5739 old messages. readmsg new Reading All New Messages 1 new message found. From: The Administrator…
yes Randomini (author) 2013-12-12
Is he willing to stop me, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then why am I still alive? Is he neither able nor…
The Toyman And The Doctor Randomini (author) 2013-12-11
Document Identification Number: DOCWON-525276 Acquisition Method: Mailed to Site-17 Additional Documentation: Mailed In Unmarked Manilla Envelope, Sealed. Inside: Seven (7) Marked A5-size Envelopes….
Nobody Dies Randomini (author) 2013-12-10
Ruiz Duchamp heard a sound in the distance. hooooooooonk Probably nothing. Ruiz continued to pace in his studio, moonlight shining through the glass roof and casting shadows across the room. Felix had…
Insufficient Clearance Randomini (author) 2013-12-08
Agent Green opened his eyes. “Agent Green.” An unfamiliar, suited figure sat across the desk from him. Green became uncomfortably aware that he was still wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. “Where am I?”…
The Friday Exhibition Randomini (author) 2013-12-04
“What.” “Joey, why is there a pile of corpses here?” “I dunno, none of us were doing this.” Arsehole tentatively poked one of the bodies. “Pretty fucking metal.” “Well, yeah, but it’s not really that…
Final Attack Orders Randomini (author) 2013-12-03
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. The Sculptor was talking at The Painter; The Painter talking at The Composer; The Composer was talking at The Builder; The Builder was talking at The…
The Cool Kids Randomini (author) 2013-12-01
“Molly! Where’d you put my aubergines?” “Your what?” “My aubergines!” “What the fuck is an aubergine?” “My eggplants! Where are they?” “Oh, them! I chucked them in the bin, they’d gone bad or…
And Then What Happened? Randomini (author) 2013-11-29
Agent Tangerine sat listening avidly to Agent Green’s tale. “And then what happened?” “Well, apparently she went to school with Duchamp.” “Seriously?” “Yup. Hell of a coincidence. The boys drugged her…
Quintessence Of Dust Randomini (author) 2013-11-27
“What a piece of work is man.” Ruiz stood draped in purple robes. The spotlight shone down, the theatre otherwise coated in black. He was wracked with Hamlet’s madness, profound pain etched in his…
Shady Meetings Randomini (author) 2013-11-25
“You’re the new Clipper, right?” “No, I think the name we’re going with is Snipper, Miss The Director. A lot more snappy. Snippy snappy.” The Snipper winked, clicking his fingers towards the woman…
Novel Cultivars Randomini (author) 2013-11-24
“I have bred a cultivar of celery that tastes like cheese.” Overgang Dood and Melanoma-on-the-arsehole-of-existence ( Arsehole to her friends) stared at the plate that Joey Tamlin was offering them….
Flexibility Randomini (author) 2013-11-23
When we first encountered the Artists, we followed standard procedure. Shoot first, ask questions later, then pass around amnestics like candy at a birthday party. This did not work for long. The…
Snip Snip Snip Randomini (author) 2013-11-19
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. “Snip snip. Snip snip snip.” Wilson applied force to his secateurs. The lady’s fingers sheared off awkwardly, shattered bone poking through the flesh….
Cart can, Can cart Randomini (author) 2013-11-17
“So you’re saying you found a can?” “Yup.” “And this can is… a Cart?” “Yuuuuup.” “So the can’s a Cart.” “That’s what I’ve been saying.“ “You sure this can isn’t a Can?” “Yeah. The can’s in a cart,…
A Cooler Manifesto Randomini (author) 2013-11-15
“Fuck The Critic.” Ruiz paced in a monochrome hallway, holding a banged-up Betamax recorder in his hand. “This asshole comes into my house, starts critiquing the fucking wallpaper, no sir, no sir, the…
It Just Shattered Randomini (author) 2013-11-14
“This isn’t structurally possible.” “Well, yes. That’s why we called you. What’s up with it?” “No fucking clue.” Agent Green lit a cigarette and began gesticulating towards the piece. “Can you please…
wowwee go kill ursefl Randomini (author) 2013-11-13
“Three people have died from your exhibition.” “They signed waivers.” “I’ve got people breathing down my neck, here.” “They all signed waivers. They knew what they were getting into, they were…
Watching Corpses Randomini (author) 2013-05-13
I don't quite remember the first time, but my parents told me about it. I would have been about 5? Probably 5 or 6, yeah. It was one of my friends' dad. I just ran away screaming to the teacher about…
Everybody Needs Somebody ratsy (author) 2018-04-03
« One Trick Ponies MTF-Lambda-9, later known as the Foundation Animal Assets Division, was established in 1924, reached peak performance in 1946, and has been significantly downsized since. As…
One Trick Ponies ratsy (author) 2018-03-24
MTF-Lambda-9, later known as the Foundation Animal Assets Division, was established in 1924, reached peak performance in 1946, and has been significantly downsized since. As dissolution of the…
Let's Get this Show on the Road! RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-05-01
Freaks, Friends, and Fiends| Dread Circuses Hub | A Circus Come To Not In a quiet corner just outside the universe, bookshelves stretched to the heavens. Line upon line of them continued onward…
Restless Dreams RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-03-22
It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. This is hardly the time for Star Wars, dearest. Paige Turner shivered, letting loose a discomforting…
Fresh Air RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-02-10
Foundation Gothic A cold wind blew, howling like a lonely wolf on the countryside. Nothing seemed to move, save for the occasional cluster of dead leaves, blown skyward by the rushing wind….
Husk RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-02-04
Foundation Gothic Mister Gregor, do you know why you're here? The wild-eyed man stared into space for a moment, shifting uncomfortably in his straightjacket. His eyes became fixed on a centipede,…
Prelude: The Facade RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-01-30
Foundation Gothic The holding cell was quiet, serene. Outside the door, the scratch of pen against paper could be heard as doctors filled out the forms necessary to relocate their latest acquisition…
Extranormal Event-28-A ("Ifrit") Archives RecursiveRecursion (author) 2017-12-11
Foreword: The following documentation is a collection of radio transmissions, recovered journal entries, and other relevant information pertaining to Extranormal Event (EE)-28-A, which took place…
Eating Crow RecursiveRecursion (author) 2017-06-18
John's wife stopped coming in to check up on him. I can't blame her, John isn't exactly himself anymore. Nothing we do appears to slow down his condition, psychological or medical. We're at a loss,…
Blood Is Thicker Than Water red-rogue (author) 2017-06-13
Note to Researcher Miller The increase in volume of excretions from SCP-173 have continued at the expected rate. Enclosure cleaning schedule updated to weekly as instructed. Activity within…
The Great Siege of Julabin REDbluewhiteyellow (author) 2014-05-20
The following is an excerpt taken from SCP-140, detailing the siege of the city-state Julabin located in what is now [REDACTED], Norway. *Note: Based on context as well as usage in previous passages,…
The Price of Knowledge REDbluewhiteyellow (author) 2013-02-27
Blood has long been regarded as an important part of our rituals. Its powers and properties have been extensively studied by many famous priests. Among the first was the Holy Father Dichardu of Himay,…
Freaky Commodities Rejekyll (author) 2014-06-26
There were four men in the elevator. Two buff men in loose suits stood on the edges, staring blankly at the wall in front of them. Next to the left-most guard was a middle-aged British man with a…
Placere Non Trinus Rejekyll (author) 2013-01-30
Sir Ando drew his cloak around him as he prepared to leave the monastery. The large, cobblestone building stood behind him, towering above him and his horse as he saddled it up. Hastily, he threw the…
Rising Rejekyll (author) 2012-10-28
The feeling of blinking and opening his eyes to an entirely new place was not new to number Five Zero Seven. Just a second ago, he had been standing in a dark cell, eating celebratory pumpkin pie. It…
Follow The Keter Rejekyll (author) 2012-04-03
Note: The following audio log was recovered from security cameras inside of SCP-682's containment cell during Incident 682-076-1JF4D-NA5, in which SCP-076-2 breached containment and engaged in combat…
A Lesson in Power renacer (author) 2016-05-22
With her right hand pressed against cold steel, Dr. Kowalski guided herself through darkness. Steps forward were apprehensive shuffles. She had a sleep mask over her eyes, but she found herself…
Incident Report WP-1 RichardJ28 (author) 2010-10-25
Personnel involved: Agent Byrd, KIA; Agent Vospur, MIA assumed dead; MTF Chi-1 ( Golden Retrievers ) Date: 19/██/20██ Background: Agents Byrd and Vospur were deep-cover operatives assigned to…
Family Business Riemann (author) 2014-07-17
In all great family trees, there is a small and stunted little twig that is ill mentioned and highly embarrassing. A stain on the illustrious painting of heritage. A black sheep. A brown M M. The…
Being Cactusman Riemann (author) 2014-05-26
Dreams have long been a point of contention for psychologists, full of vehement and loud opinions on what they mean. Some think that it's the brain going over the events of the day, while others…
It will be fun, they said. Rigen (author) 2018-06-16
Fragment of InComm bulletin suspected to be distributed by GOC Internal Communication division, confiscated from captured sleeper agents in Site-229 Modern Thaumaturge: A Perspective by Field Agent…
Playing God Rikks (author) 2013-03-05
To whom it may concern, First and foremost, I would like to offer congratulations to each and every member of staff working here. When I set out upon that gravel path, I never once thought we could…
Headache Rimple (author) 2018-06-14
It was the end of the fucking world and MTF-Sigma-66 were doing what they always did: getting themselves killed. So to be clear, this place is going to be toe to tits in guards, covered in goddamn…
This Year Rimple (author) 2018-02-02
December I can't believe you've survived a year in these conditions. Trench muttered, grimacing as he tried to wipe bat shit off his shoulder, only succeeding in smearing it into his overalls. Aries…
Anno Domino Rioghail (author) 2013-02-06
December 1st, 2081 Access: Record of extranormal events and object retrievals Enter password: Access: Record for Site-466 retrieval agents. Enter password: * Access: Records dated…
Containment Engineer - A Typical Day rioludoodle (author) 2017-06-11
Avery Zhang sighed as he swiped his Level 2 key card through the scanner on the wall. The light beeped from red to green, and the steel door in front of him slid aside to let him through. He sipped…
Dispatch from the Paintball War rockyred9 (author) 2017-09-11
O5-2 entered the conference room and took her seat at the long table. She said nothing to the other twelve people seated around her, and they said nothing back. The O5 Council only met in person once…
The Original rockyred9 (author) 2017-06-12
The jig was up. Something had gone wrong somewhere, and the Foundation had failed its final mission. Maybe 343 had got sick of the entire mess and decided to sweep the quarrelling apes off his planet….
The Doom Of All Frogs Roget (author) 2018-04-11
Researcher Rasmusen was dying. This wasn't an unusual state of affairs. Between the downturns of coffee addiction, sleep deprivation, the general aches pains three concussions gives a person, slow…
The Kids Aren't All Right Roget (author) 2018-02-20
It's not dangerous to spend time outside in the summer. Clouds are always leering from the edge of the sky. Don't look at them. The sundown pond is so clean and white. The light slides cleanly across…
Bavarian Fire Drill Roget (author) 2017-09-20
Colonel Cook's eyes had never been narrower as he read over the neatly-typed piece of paper that had landed on his desk that morning. Across said mahogany authority symbol, a thin young man in a smart…
A Concrete Shrine Roget (author) 2017-06-10
Atone in the hole bored and never alone. The observer was unseen and unblinking. Over time the arms had chipped and flaked away in a pile of shavings resting within layers of offal. The shapes of…
Mystery Skipper Theater 3000 Roget (author) 2017-04-07
The following broadcast transcript was detected from a previously dormant region of space, with Foundation encryption. The content is currently under analysis. The Foundation's telescopic networks and…
An Offer You Can't Refuse Roget (author) 2017-04-06
April 2nd, 2011 ADDRESS HOLDER 85 FREDERICK STREET ON, CANADA WE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FROM A TALENTED POOL OF CANDIDATES FOR EMPLOYMENT WITH THE FACTORY. THIS IS A…
I Forgot To Remember To Forget Roget (author) 2016-12-23
They were stringing up gold garland all over the house. Mistletoe adorned every doorway while elves stared down mischievously from their various shelves. The entire dormitory looked like a collision…
Where Your Eyes Don't Go Roget (author) 2016-12-01
Grandma! Shirley looked down over her newspaper. Ralph was standing there, with a fistful of wooden blocks, beaming up at her. Can we play Director, grandma? She smiled down at him. Sure. Where…
Innocence Roget (author) 2016-09-23
MR MONEY AND GIRL The first thing that Latoya saw of this money man was a spray of diamonds firing out his nose as she was filing into the room. Black hair slicked back over his head and juxtaposed…
Cells Roget (author) 2015-09-08
The Commander sternly stared over his crew. They were a good crew, rich with protein. For a moment, he steeled his nerves. Alright squad. This is it. Today, we infiltrate the hated Foundation's…
Posology Roget (author)
Voct (author)
2015-06-19
Two (2) pills have been used for Experiment 217-█████-█████. Number of pills is forty-seven (47) at the time of writing. Request to have SCP-500 investigated for mental compulsion leading to…
Unusual Incident Unit's Case Files - Classified Roget (author) 2015-06-18
The following is a collection of cases and disturbances investigated by the Unusual Incidents Unit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. These cases date from the founding of the division, but are…
I Was Not Magnificent Roget (author) 2015-04-27
At a Window Booth Shirley tried her best to look distinctly unimpressed by O5-4. Their meeting place, a Denny's outside of Kalamazoo, was unorthodox. But she had insisted upon it. There was no better…
Museum of Idiots Roget (author) 2015-04-05
Hall ██ of Site-██ Containment area for the Little Misters Mr. Stripes Doctor Leon Red and Junior Researcher Paulus Shirt looked down into the testing chamber. Inside, a gaggle of doctors were…
Boss of Me Roget (author) 2015-03-30
SCP-1837 Containment Area, Site-77 Director Shirley Gillespie was doing her daily rounds, when she noticed something curious. In a clear, plastic tank, where there was usually an old-fashioned…
Document #017-1 Roget (author) 2015-03-19
Site-12, Monday Morning. 4:00. January 11th, 2025. Containment area of SCP-5200 Researcher Boyd closed the hatch behind him, and turned to face the containment vault's occupant. Boyd thought he looked…
Of Brothers And Fathers Roget (author) 2015-02-09
J. Edgar Hoover was sitting in his office, writing something, when Robert Parsley entered it for the last time. A half-eaten danish sat on the desk. Have a seat. Robert did. How is the Atlanta case…
I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die Roget (author) 2014-12-21
Dr. Ralph Roget knocked on the door, shave-and-a-haircut style. It was the way he always knocked when he was a kid, coming with Mom to see the grandparents. It was also the only way for the…
Step Right Up! Roget (author) 2014-11-28
You missed. Shut up. Rosen covered his eyes, grunting with disapproval as he surveyed his throw. Victoria Rockward skipped up to the starting point, grinning like a madman. It's my toss now,…
Expanded Biography of "The Administrator" Roget (author) 2014-11-10
Well, it all got started when I became god. The Administrator explaining the dangers of containment to President Eiseinhower Security Clearance: Qliphoth Duties: The Administrator is more of an…
Activity Documentation File 11-A Roget (author) 2014-10-07
FILE 11-A** Foundation Identification Icon. Group Name(s): Oneiroi, Oneiroi Collective, Oneiroi Gardens Group Classification: Non-human, Business(?), Unification, Extra-Dimensional Operation…
A Filthy Scarecrow Waves His Arms Roget (author) 2014-07-08
On the flight back to Headquarters, Agent Fredericks mused on how familiar the blurry outline of Washington D.C below him was getting. Every week, it seemed, Director Hoover wanted them to come back…
Where's The Shadow Government When You Need Them? Roget (author) 2014-06-27
Mister Hoover, your two o' clock is ready for you. It was the usual thing. J. Edgar Hoover's people took him down to one of the lower levels, in a rickety old elevator. They had a few re-purposed…
Authenticity Trip Roget (author) 2014-06-01
January 6th, 2015. In Miami, there is an apartment. A studio one, stuffed with computers, beeping and booping, manned by a single, unwashed operator. There are many monitors, looking into seismic…
Painted Lips, Unblinking Eyes Roget (author) 2014-02-06
David Rosen was not a happy man. Now, by all accounts, this was not an unusual occurrence, but today David had something beyond general misanthropy or a lack of proper nutrition to be glowering about….
Reversed Engineering Roget (author) 2014-01-06
Professor Duncan Gills checked his watch. Forty-five minutes. That's how long it had taken him to change the face of robotics the Foundation, and maybe even the world. He gazed down upon his…
A Few More Words From "The Administrator" Roget (author) 2014-01-02
The Administrator looked at a watch. Ten minutes past five, and Fritz had failed to make his appearance. It sighed. Why did they always have to make it get up after them? They were old enough to know…
When We Reach The Crescendo Roget (author) 2014-01-02
The testing chamber was humming. Not a fluorescent hum, or even one from the various electrical implements hidden within its walls. No, this was a different humming. It was hopeful. A hope that soon,…
Overview of MTF Psi-7 "Home Improvement" Roget (author) 2013-12-10
Mobile Task Force Psi-7 specializes in the undercover investigation, containment, and/or demolition of anomalous buildings or buildings affected by anomalies, particularly residential homes in…
No One Else Will Protect Us Roget (author) 2013-12-09
My name is The Administrator. I don't know who I was before all this happened? Or changed? Or whichever adjective you want to use, it all means the same thing. History itself has been changed, if…
My Brother The Ape Roget (author) 2013-11-25
Scene: A messy office, home to to one of the Foundation's best and brightest men. Not a big, or a fancy office, but one that gets the job done. We aren't talking about the name on the door. That guy's…
Daydreamin Roget (author) 2013-10-27
Daydreams That's all there is anymore. That's all I can have. I'm an all powerful demigod, locked in the chamber of little boy. Do you know where the power goes? It flows out our fingers and out soggy…
How Tightly The Coils Squeeze Roget (author) 2013-08-20
September 18th, 2160 - Within the Wanderer's Library The night-time is late, and very down. No early morning brightness peeking from the borders of the moon's domain. Just a permanent, thick gray,…
Skipping Time Roget (author) 2013-08-10
So, before we start, can I please have your name? The still, pale man seated before me paused to take a breath, and slowly moved his eyes towards me. His eyes were slower now, and I'd been told he…
Long Live The King Roget (author) 2013-06-12
My name is Dr. King, and you know what I hate more than anything ever invented by mankind? Apple seeds. They have always been the bane of my miserable existence. God damn, piece of shit apple seeds….
Agent Brown and the Case of the Missing Amulet Roget (author) 2013-05-19
It was a perfectly perfect day at the SCP Foundation's 19th Site. There were anomalous butterflies flying, and laughing personnel catching them in titanium butterfly nets. The Telekill containment…
Pilgrimage Roget (author) 2013-05-10
When you're in a position like mine, there is never time to be surprised. Even when each day, I meet new THINGS on my skin to crawl around and smile with my gums, I think thats all there is too see….
Nacho Business Roget (author) 2013-04-18
In the Foundation, you can't afford to pull punches. If you make an assumption, expect it to fly back in your face before you can say Skipper . Hell, do you know how many tests they have to run in…
Alternate Hypotheses Roget (author) 2013-04-02
We gotta keep our own, don't we? That's what my dear Momma always said. If ya got something earned, or somethin' that's yours, keep it safe. Don't let any o' them outside peepers come creepin' in,…
Preaching To The Choir Roget (author) 2013-03-18
Director Cyrus knew that Fritz was watching him as he shuffled through a filing cabinet. He made a mental note to have a serious discussion with whomever had filed these things in an ass-backwards…
Game Day Part 3: Synchronous Roget (author) 2013-03-16
Murphy stumbled through the darkened corridor, trying and somewhat succeeding at avoiding the debris that was strewn across the floor. Behind him, indistinct voices still called out, searching for…
Children Of Doubt Roget (author) 2013-02-26
My sons have left me. I was once a proud father of five boys, each with their own great ambitions and plans. As our days went by, the sound of them whispering their plans was sometimes all I could…
Psychiatric Profile For Researcher Lee Byron Roget (author) 2013-02-21
CONFIDENTIAL PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION, DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. Name: Lee Kraito Byron Clearance: Level 3 Location: Site-19 Date of Birth: 09/18/1959 Age: 49 years, 11 months Dates of Testing: █-18-██,…
Meeting Of The Minds Roget (author) 2013-02-17
Masipag sat in the sterile briefing room, her expression of slightly nervous boredom mirrored by Fritz, Cyrus, and Kulzn. Kraito stood at the front of the rooms only table, fiddling with a black…
Prometheans Roget (author) 2013-02-14
Senior Researcher L. Byron(aka Kraito ) SCP Researcher and Telepathy Specialist. Security Class: 3 Duties: Research of Telepathic anomalies, Objects recovered in the field, SCP containment doctrine…
Under the Sea Roget (author) 2013-02-06
I must tell you this now, as I am growing old and the knowledge cannot die with me. The world as you know it is wrong. We are all passengers in a great craft, from which we will one day be released. I…
Parting Roget (author) 2013-02-04
TO: Oklahoma City, OK FROM: Washington D.C John Please come to Washington as soon as it can be arranged. Something has come up, and we're in need of people with your skills to assist. This is a matter…
Interlude - Drift Roget (author)
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Wogglebug (author)
2013-01-27
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             0855, 9/18/19██ - Command Site-206 receives a transmission…
Setting the Stage Roget (author) 2013-01-20
Dear sir or madame, It has come to our attention that you have taken some of our props, and while we understand why you felt it necessary, we politely request you return them. We were not intending…
Epilogue: Last Word Roget (author) 2013-01-10
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Remembrance: Part Three Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Lee checked his watch, like he always did, and stepped over the welcome mat. He was home. It wasn't a particularly impressive home, with its threadbare red carpets and grimy, unwashed windows, but it…
Second Interlude: In Session Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Do you remember, when the bells had to ring? Can you tell me, how the children used to sing? - An unknown admirer. We're finally leaving for the trip. It's been a hell of a ride getting here,…
Remembrance: Part One Roget (author) 2013-01-10
June 12th, 1976. Hi, my name's Lee. If you're reading this, it is very likely that I will be extraordinarily upset with you, because this is a personal journal I bought yesterday, at the new…
Remembrance: Part Two Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Lee was there. Walking through the dead halls and broken doors, in his pressed uniform. They'd left him behind. Everyone else had been taken out, to play. Lee continued his march. They would be back…
First Interlude: Old School Roget (author) 2013-01-10
We're going to have a great year, aren't we? - The girl who sat behind you. Students! Please be advised that class scheduling will begin this Saturday, in the auditorium. Please remember to bring…
Prelude: First Bell Roget (author) 2013-01-10
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Going Out Roget (author) 2012-12-25
On 9/18/2011, SCP-703 manifested an instance of SCP-703-1. Analysis revealed it to be a list of items produced by SCP-703, dating back to its initial containment. Referencing with updated…
Technical Orientation Roget (author) 2012-12-16
Hello, and welcome to the Tech Support orientation. I am senior technical researcher David Rosen, and I will be orienting you. Before we begin, I’d like to ask that all cellphones, smart phones, smart…
Timing Roget (author) 2012-12-10
Mr. Moon knew he was very good at timing these things. He really couldn't afford to be bad at it, with his condition. He'd tried to use watches, but watches only worked when you had eyes to watch them…
Anomalous Incidents Roget (author) 2012-11-28
Boyd kicked his heels onto the mahogany desk, a copper penny in his hand. Call it. tails. Fish shifted uncomfortably, reclining in the opposite chair. Nope. What is that, seventieth time in a…
Olympia Roget (author) 2012-11-13
The professor felt a familiar, cold linoleum under his feet as he padded his way through the facility. It had been a long time, but everything still felt like how he remembered it. The entrance hall…
Seasons Pass Roget (author) 2012-10-29
It's been a long time since we had a season like the '56 season. That was the heyday. It seemed like we couldn't sell enough stuff, and everyone wore the biggest smile. We had the tourists and…
The Last Word Roget (author) 2012-10-21
In the autumn months, if you walk along the Site-19 grounds and you see an old rusted fence, you might want to see what's on the other side. Over there, the leaves will all crunch underfoot as you…
Obsession's Price Roget (author) 2012-09-24
The journal entries included with this report were recovered from Researcher █████'s official research notes on SCP-589 following Incident 589-40. It is believed that Researcher █████ was the first…
Individuality Roget (author) 2012-09-20
You want to know where it all went wrong? The reason the Foundation is in this state? I can tell you. I'm probably the last person who can tell. They got all the others either dead, hidden, or…
First Seed Roget (author) 2012-08-10
March 11th, 2015. Siberia was not nice this time of year. Anders Forsman wondered if Siberia was ever really nice at any time of the year. Either way, this wasn't his normal neck of the woods. The…
Warm Memories Roget (author) 2012-07-22
Did I ever tell you the story of the Hindenburg disaster? It was quite a big deal when it happened, it was all over the news for months. And I was there when it happened. I was just a young kid back…
One Last Ride Roget (author) 2012-07-18
You know what my favorite part of a roller coaster is? The climb. You're just inching your way up that hill, and you know that the terrible drop is coming soon. Riding with family is even better. I…
Diary of a Young Girl Roget (author) 2012-07-10
dear diary My name is Lizzy Byrn, and i am 7 years old. My mommy and daddy and me just moved in a new house in a town called Frankinberg. Mommy says that we came here becouse of daddys job and so the…
Letter from the North Roget (author) 2012-07-07
Will you come sit with us? It is very cold out here, and we are very lonesome. People do not visit us very often, so we do not get to see people. We like people. Please come be with us. We would…
Transparent Roget (author) 2012-07-02
So yeah, my name is Mister Chameleon. Also known as 'That one color guy,' 'Oh yeah, he's a mister, right?' or 'Doctor Wondertainment's afterthought.' Sometimes it can be hard to be me. After all, when…
Homeowners Roget (author) 2012-07-02
Diane was glad they had found such a nice neighborhood for the kids. She and Paul had worried about finding someplace good for them to grow up in. Some of the neighborhoods they had looked at were…
The Day the Clown Cried Roget (author) 2012-07-01
Adrian's dream always started in the same way. He was walking down a street, a street he had never seen before. It was night-time, and it was kind of scary, but he had Freddy, and Freddy would make…
Decomm Anon Roget (author) 2012-06-28
The dim fluorescent lights buzzed softly above, as the nine individuals looked at one another uneasily. The clock on the wall ticked the time down, and there was the occasional nervous cough. The…
Don't Forget Roget (author) 2012-06-01
This letter is to anyone who remembers that one should always take care of their fellow man. I'm stuck in this little room surrounded by a big layer of concrete. I usually can't open the door because…
Life and Death Roget (author) 2012-05-02
One minute. He feels himself growing. It hurts, but he can take it. The real pain hasn't even started yet, anyways. He knows this pain all too well, he has felt it every time someone turns that key….
The Swift Rise And Fall Of Technical Researcher David Rosen Roget (author) 2012-04-01
OR, HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE OUR TECHNICAL OVERLORD This was the image that had graced Technical Researcher David Rosen's monitor when he had arrived in his office that morning. It…
New Technical Issues Roget (author) 2012-03-22
Welcome to the Technical Issues page. You are all free to ask me about any issue you might be having (with a computer, mind you), I will try and assist you in resolving those issues. Don't be bashful…
Memetics and Infohazards Division Orientation Rounzie (author) 2015-07-19
Alright everybody, welcome to the orientation for the memetics and infohazards division. Now this is a full week of training, and a long day so be sure to get some coffee or a donut, because we won't…
Wasting rumetzen (author) 2017-04-27
Beneath piles of slime and discarded scrap, shaking from hunger and near-blind in the darkness, Amy held her breath. The creature was just outside her hiding-hole. The scraping noise of claws against…
Home Is Where The Hatred Is rumetzen (author) 2017-03-07
Ilias Kantos was going to get some fucking answers. Three days. Three days since his world had been shredded. Three days since they’d put him in this call-it-anything-but-a-cell. Three days since he’d…
War Within A Breath rumetzen (author) 2017-03-02
In the hours of morning that still flirted with night, as Doctor Edith Spencer combed through layers of data from another world, she reflected on the pathways of life. If someone had asked herself a…
"Thieves!" Screamed The Ghost rumetzen (author) 2017-02-28
Voices pulled him from the blankness of unconsciousness. “-unless you want your boss melting your badge for scrap before the end of your fucking shift.” A woman’s snarl. It occurred to Alarath that he…
No Rain rumetzen (author) 2017-02-17
The steel collar was just loose enough to keep from choking Cipher, yet tight enough that she had to stop herself from clawing at the metal around her throat. Every five seconds, a small red light…
Posthuman rumetzen (author) 2017-02-08
Clef didn’t miss his face. Initially the loss had been painful. It wasn’t just his physical face the creature had taken. For years he’d wandered with a hole in his existence, one that could not be…
March Of The Fire Ants rumetzen (author) 2017-02-06
The sound of sirens made Alarath look away from the stranger. They split in the air in the distance, growing closer every second. They were unlike any warning horn he had heard used in the Empire, too…
Rather Die Young rumetzen (author) 2017-02-02
“Hello, Emily.” Agent Cipher flinched at the use of her real first name. Underneath layers of digital modulation, the voice coming from the phone was unrecognizable. But there were only half a dozen…
But Life Goes On rumetzen (author) 2017-02-01
In the underbelly of a numberless Site beneath Navi Mumbai, Pavlo Kharkiv sat alone in a dark room with a glass of vodka. One by one, four computer terminals around him flickered to life. They hummed…
God Am rumetzen (author) 2017-01-31
Alarath squatted on the sidewalk and observed the new world he'd found himself in. The first thing that struck him about the city was how many people seemed to be living in it. Though it was night,…
Why? Where? What? rumetzen (author) 2017-01-27
The thing wearing O5-4’s faced smiled as Kantos pressed his gun to its face. “Hey, you people catch on quick. So what gave it away? Was it the teeth? I was worried I didn’t get the teeth right.”…
Change In The House Of The Flies rumetzen (author) 2017-01-25
Aubrey Dell missed the days when coming home was a respite. When she was free to leave work at work and pretend for a few hours a day that she was a normal biologist, one not surrounded by…
The Man Who Sold The World rumetzen (author) 2017-01-23
The man who would one day be known as Savior awoke in a field of corpses. The ground was hidden beneath the carpet of blood and flesh. Men, women and children lay slaughtered, stacked upon each other…
I Want To Tell You rumetzen (author) 2017-01-23
“So what’s the worst Site you’ve ever worked at?” asked Cipher. “I don’t know. Difficult question.” Kantos paused in solemn thought. “Seoul. Seventy-One. The place barely functioned.” The BMW they sat…
Giving Bad People Good Ideas rumetzen (author) 2017-01-22
The diner’s light shone like a lone glimmer of hope within the darkness of the city. The waitress wiping down the counter wore a bored expression. It was nearing the end of her shift, and the only…
... And Whenever They Catch You, They Will Kill You... rumetzen (author) 2017-01-21
Amy had spent less than a month in the Library, most of it dedicated to hiding or following the random paths traced by the Queen. A week, she could tell, was not long enough to get a good picture of…
True Places Never Are rumetzen (author) 2016-05-02
Amy couldn’t sleep. She wasn’t sure she wanted to. She lay on the mattress, staring into the void of the night. Starless, moonless, cloudless. Nothing but darkness, surrounding her. Glowing shapes…
Pretty Magic Gaiden Mecha Tokyo-Mon Demon Ninja Sailor Clef rumetzen (author) 2016-04-01
EXT. PUFFER KITTENS GENTLEMEN’S CLUB - DAY The exterior of the building EXPLODES as CLEF-SAN is tossed through the window like a weekly shonen jump tossed through a shoji. He hits the ground bounces…
The Prisoner rumetzen (author) 2016-03-29
Borrowed books covered the floor of the room. They lay open around Amy, and her focus darted from volume to volume. Processing the information glut was like trying to isolate melodies from twelve…
Living Through Shattered Glass rumetzen (author) 2016-03-22
“So, everything you told me was bullshit.” Rupinder tilted his head. “Was it?” “All that talk about letting me leave if I wanted? Yeah, looks like it.” Something about him made her shudder, though she…
Riddles From the Dark rumetzen (author) 2016-03-14
“Man, if I’d known you were so useful for petty larceny, I would have started years ago.” Years ago you believed I was a schizophrenic delusion. “Whatever, Nancy Nitpicker.” Amy pressed her hand to…
Rites of Passage rumetzen (author) 2016-03-07
For the first time in five years, Amy slept peacefully. No nightmares. No panic attacks in the middle of the night. She woke with no aching in her joints, no cramped muscles. She opened her eyes. A…
All the World Will be Your Enemy... rumetzen (author) 2016-02-28
Though the sign above the cell door said “4521”, in casual conversation the guards and scientists called it The Witness, the woman inside had never stopped thinking of herself as Amy. She didn’t know…
Pawn To E4 rumetzen (author) 2014-07-08
The guard shivered. Even through layers of nylon, fleece, wool, and polyester, the chill seeped into the bones. The wind roared around him, whipping up snow, branches, and dirt, pelting him with…
Between Shelves rumetzen (author) 2014-07-07
This is a sequel to Going Out Of Book. You should probably read that first. At first, all she saw was darkness. Then a red glow crept in. She was lying on a cold, hard surface, staring up. There was…
Party Of The Year rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
“I don't see why you even like her,” said Lila. She took another drag and passed the joint to Minh. “She's a bitch.” Minh sighed and began smoking. “She is not. I don't know why you hate her so much.”…
Theogenesis rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
The image came to me as I slept. In my dream, I stood at the center of a tall hill, and though it was day I could see all the stars of the night sky. More, in fact. They were strewn across the…
Imposters rumetzen (author) 2013-05-06
They stopped giving me water years ago. Food long before that. They must have realized my time as an Overseer meant I never was in danger of dying. The air feels recycled, just dust drifting through…
The Circle Opens rumetzen (author) 2013-02-19
Night comes in early in Orinsville. The sun rises at seven AM exactly, every day, and by two PM has already begun its slow descent behind the mountains. Come four, it's fully dark. The only light…
Interlude - The Faraday Girls rumetzen (author) 2013-01-30
“Shit shit shit,” said Donna. She was late for school. Stupid alarm had gone off an hour late, and now she was going to have to walk. “Shit,” she said again as she opened her closet and ruffled…
The Tale of the Library rumetzen (author) 2013-01-25
It began with a word. Eventually it would swell to become something greater. It would envelop reality and become the heart of all universes. It would join world to world and unite people in its halls….
Unusual Music rumetzen (author) 2013-01-21
The sign at the top of the store should have read “Jive Kat's Funky Disco Beats”, but four of the letters had fallen off to make it “Jiv at's Fun y Disco Bats”. The tinted windows had been broken and…
First Day rumetzen (author) 2013-01-12
Joshua Thomas Eichburg stared in disbelief at the room in front of him. It was smaller than any other office he'd seen at the FBI, maybe the size of a bedroom. It was the only one he'd seen with no…
Rubber Summer rumetzen (author) 2012-12-31
“What is it?” “I I think it's a duckie?” The two men stared down at the crater in the concrete. It was about a meter across, and in the center was a small yellow rubber duckie wearing an astronaut…

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Sunday Service sabitsuki (author) 2011-07-16
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             She hugs the stuffed rabbit close to her and watches…
The Long Con sabitsuki (author) 2011-06-03
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             Two old men sat at a dinner table, directly across from…
What I'm Here For sabitsuki (author) 2011-05-23
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             Hello, sir. I know what you're here for, but if you’ve…
The Battle of the Toys: The Defense Of Hive Skittles Sad Xiao (author) 2017-07-14
You know what, Em, working here isn't so bad, Junior Research Karly Gonzales noted. Senior Researcher Emily Sze looked at her. What makes you say that? Karly put together some of her Mega Blok…
The Battle of the Toys: The Breakroom Routing Sad Xiao (author) 2012-07-06
Researcher Harris finished the last pieces of his model, and set it down, as it walked away to join its fellows. For the last hour, he had been creating Lego Space Marines and assorted vehicles, and…
Sentimentality Sad Xiao (author) 2012-06-02
Doctor Amy Sze walked past the masses of employees gathered at the cafeteria. For her, it would be another regular day of work - cut down the paperwork tree that grows on her desk, witness some…
Wings Sad Xiao (author) 2012-04-27
It's been a little while since I've last seen my kids. That fucking dirtbag, Jerry at least he got to rot in hell, without this pain. Should've shot him in the nuts instead of the head. It's been…
Audio of War Salman Corbette (author) 2013-02-06
Audio Transcript 1035 Welcome to Site-76 It is here in the vast Egyptian desert that we keep many confiscated anomalous objects we find the two great superpowers of the world clutching onto, and it…
An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost Salman Corbette (author) 2012-11-12
Act 2, Scene 2: James: (Crying) But can't they help you in some way? Butt ghost: There is no cure for butt cancer. J: But what will I do without you? BG: James, you've never needed me in the first…
Cleaning Larry Salman Corbette (author) 2012-10-07
They started giving us oxygen tanks after the fifth cleaning. We would vomit too much, and get Larry all dirty again. God forbid we have a dirty Larry. I remember when we didn't have the tanks and we…
Total Recall Salman Corbette (author) 2012-06-24
Background: At 2:01:34 on 05/13/20██ a suspected Dr. Wondertainment item was discovered outside Site ██. Agents were sent to retrieve it. The object appeared to be a mattress with various child-like…
We Interrupt this Program Salman Corbette (author) 2012-05-05
1. Tired of all those cups falling whenever you open your cabinet? Had it with having to search around a high shelf with your hand? Well I have too, and that's why I'm back with an amazing new…
The Doc Block Salman Corbette (author) 2012-04-25
We brought a pretty little lady for you today, 173, said the doctor to the statue. The statue did not respond. After all, who knows who could be watching. He instead stared back at the doctor with…
The Completely Canonical Story of James, Age 8 Salman Corbette (author) 2012-04-01
Hello. My name is James. You may know me from my appearance in various child-themed -Js. I'm here now to tell you the awful truth of the origin of these sources of hilarity. Though they may seem sweet…
Where They All Go Salman Corbette (author) 2012-03-04
Author Note: I find it's even better if you listen to this whilst reading. -Sal Background: A large mass approximately 3 kilometers in diameter, located 436,200 kilometers away from the earth's…
Reptilius Salman Corbette (author) 2012-01-11
The following document has been in Foundation possession since 18██. Several dating techniques have all placed the document at its authentic time period. Foundation scholars are unable to place where…
A.S.S. and Other Low-threat Groups of Interest Salman Corbette (author) 2011-11-25
The Association of Supernatural Shifters The Association of Supernatural Shifters, or A.S.S. as they are better known, gathered around the conference table. They all looked at each other and nodded….
Recording Stuff Or Whatever Salman Corbette (author) 2011-10-25
Hi. I'm (sigh) Research Assistant Corbette. I'm gonna be straight here I kind of had a long night last night aaaand I threw up an Advil this morning. So yeah. You may be wondering why I'm giving…
Jargon Salman Corbette (author) 2011-10-23
I began walking along the hall to the briefing room. Another situation had come up, and I was expected to be present. As I walked my secretary Gloria walked alongside, giving me a cup of joe. What's…
End Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-30
It wasn't like I didn't feel guilty. Of course I felt guilty. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to stay alive sometimes, and even as I gazed at the tank containing Mr. Fish, the final capture…
Interval 2 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-23
Mr. Appleseed. Seriously, that's my name. And wouldn't you know it, whenever I sneeze, cough, or fart, out come appleseeds. It sucks. This is, of course, only exacerbated by the fact that I was just…
Interval 1 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-18
Hello little children! I shouted with glee as I moved around them, What a lovely couple of children you are! What's your name? They giggled. A boy looked at me. I'm Tommy. I'm six and a half…
4. Mr. Lie Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-17
I hate jail. You know how many times I've been in jail since I started on this journey? 12. Of course, I always get out eventually when there's no evidence, but hot damn does it suck. Seriously, even…
Rex Sponge's Revealing Revelations Salman Corbette (author) 2011-08-13
The door suddenly bursts open as Rex Sponge's foot gives it quick momentum. O5-7 wakes up from the slam of the door, leaving a puddle of drool on the desk. He looks around and slowly brushes his,…
A Few Memos Salman Corbette (author) 2011-06-04
From the inbox of President Mortimer Phillips: Dear President Phillips, I believe the workers in the western wing are talking about unionizing. Our best course of action would be to scare them….
Audio Log 185-53 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-05-12
Background: During regular testing SCP-185 was set to a Foundation used frequency and the year 20██ was entered into the keypad. The following transmission was recorded. Commence Log Research…
Snuggle, Cuddle, and Protect: The Mean Dragon Salman Corbette (author) 2011-03-03
The following document was recovered by Agent ███████ following a vacation in ███████████, Florida: Document X45-a The Mean Dragon There once was a dragon that made everyone mad, He changed his…
Farming And Coffee And The End Of The World Salt Lick (author) 2014-11-22
Once, there was a rundown diner where two elderly men were sitting, waiting for a third to show. It was dark out and the only light that could be seen outside was that single, dimly-flickering lamp…
Critiquing A Cardboard Box Scorpion451 (author) 2015-09-18
What they ask, tells you everything you need to know.                                                                                                                             An ancient exhaust fan…
Foundation Patent/Intellectual Property Policy scpcrnp (author) 2018-05-17
Administrative Department A304. Patent/Intellectual Property Policy I. Purpose In lieu of far-reaching research across select sites of the SCP Foundation (hereinafter referred to as The…
Consent Form 3436-A scpcrnp (author) 2018-04-26
I was one of them wives to never know what my husband did for a living. He worked for the US government I reckon, on some very private matters to be sure. It bothered me, but he never got sore when I…
Zero Hour SeptemberJackal (author) 2018-06-15
Provisional Site-136/LARPA Boromine Branch Boromine, Nevada - West Sector Control Room 07/25/2022, 11:02 AM Time's up. Petahn lunged quickly at Simmons, who stepped back. Petahn clutched his side…
The Last of LARPA SeptemberJackal (author) 2018-06-13
Provisional Site-136/LARPA Boromine Branch Boromine, Nevada - Site-136, Section Twelve 07/25/2022, 10:24 AM Containment breach in Sections Twelve and Ten. All personnel evacuate the West sector. I…
The Morality of Insects SeptemberJackal (author) 2018-06-13
Epsiode #: 083 Transcript Provided Guest Stars: Dr. James Petahn, Mr. Michael Simmons by 3N Network TRANSCRIPT - 8:00 PM, 3/19/2022 DALY: Hello, America. I'm your host, Daniel Daly, and…
ARBH-Class Debrief File SeptemberJackal (author) 2018-06-13
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 3/ARBH CLASSIFIED ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 3/ARBH AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION. » INPUT…
Do Not Collect $200 SeptemberJackal (author) 2018-04-20
Hello! Enter your login information for Foundation WebNET. │ /serv IDENTIFY PIETROVITCH-W │ ++ Accessing user (100%) │ ++ Please enter password: │ /password skipsecurity231225 │ ++ Welcome,…
Paradigm Shift Shaggydredlocks (author) 2017-05-30
A brilliant technicolor thought-form exploded with fiery intensity, ecstatically vibrating and dancing within and without Itself. Dazzling rainbows weaved into and through one another, singing a…
Reap What You Sew Shaggydredlocks (author) 2017-02-16
Mr. Bear woke up, on the evening of July 19th, 1937, and was utterly stunned by the fact he had done so. As far as he knew, toys weren't typically alive, and having consciousness thrust upon oneself…
You're Always on My Mind Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-12-18
Blackness. Emil was standing in a void. Unable to see. Unable to hear. He was holding something that began to move. Something wet. He looked down to see himself holding a pulsating mass of organs. A…
Not Fade Away Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-10-31
The old water tower on the outskirts of this shit-heel town has been derelict for ages. It's amazing they haven't torn the damn thing down yet. I reach up for the next rung, which groans in response…
A Reason To Die Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-09-18
Footsteps. A pair of them are approaching. They reverberate throughout the hallway and into my bare cell, shattering the perfect silence and setting me on edge. There is a loud buzz, close enough this…
Little SCP-507 Lost Shebleha (author) 2012-01-13
I I don't understand Why why is it that they're everywhere? Every place, everywhere, every fucking world They're always there. Why? Hi Mum! I'm back home from school! Jimmy said as he walked…
Partial Notes from the Corps of Discovery Expedition, 1804-1806 Shio (author) 2017-01-17
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION The following excerpts from the Journal of Meriwether Lewis were located during a Foundation sweep on the swath of land that…
Ash and Maple ~ Part 2 SifSeeker (author) 2018-04-08
Alone. The dryad was alone. The secret language of the dryads didn't even have a word for being alone. Being a dryad meant being interconnected with every other dryad in the Grove. It meant a hundred…
Ash and Maple ~ Part 1 SifSeeker (author) 2018-03-27
Bryan's skin buzzed with magic, but his legs ached from days of hiking. Weeks of sitting in the forest hadn't prepared him for the miles of hiking up and down mountains. He had worked till his hands…
SCP-1425-765 Silberescher (author) 2017-04-02
Item #: SCP-1425 Object Class: Downy Special Containment Procedures: A single copy of SCP-1425 is to be kept in a double-locked archive in Storage Site 40. Access to the document is to be completely…
Glass x Diogenes 4 Life! <3 Silberescher (author) 2016-04-02
Disclaimer: This tale uses the word fuck , and not as a curse word, as meaning what it means in the dictionary. The doctor gazed into the looking glass. In the looking glass was the looking Glass,…
MTF Sigma-66 Post-Mission Psychological Evaluation Silberescher (author) 2016-03-07
Via Davis (Current Foundation Personnel) Davis: I can't believe you're making me sit in for one of these. Dr. Arthur Howell: The supervisor is still a member of the team, Ms. Davis. Davis: Missus….
The Beginning Of The End Silberescher (author) 2015-02-24
The Beginning of the End Prologue: Sanctuary PLAY THE BEGINNING OF THE END OR READ THE PROLOGUE IN THE SECOND TAB The air around Site Director Zura became cold and clean in the halls of Site 19…
House Of Gears, Part Two Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
I awoke on an examination table. Monitors built into the walls displayed medical information: height, weight, dental X-ray, MRI data. There were several unfamiliar charts that I couldn't read. I sat…
House Of Gears, Part One Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
A valuable heuristic to follow when working in a science lab is this: for each piece of equipment worth more than twenty dollars, assume that, at some point, it will fail. To summarize for the layman,…
Castling By Hand Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
A nonsensical amount of distance away from home, across an infinifold interuniversal membrane, in an n1-deviated Earth where a series of assassinations had torn apart the United States in bloody…
Queen's Gambit Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
On the night of the winter solstice, if the stars are right, Ullllllu the Warlock emerges from his cave and curses the moon. Life and death become inverted in a twisted exhibition of the decadent…
The Truth Is Out There Silberescher (author) 2013-02-05
Gilbert Buchs had a little game that he played in his free time lately: he sat in front of his computer, played one of his old New World Order Exposed videos, opened a bottle of bourbon, and then took…
Handout Silberescher (author) 2012-11-11
Little Anthony wandered down Pine Street, separated from the three other trick-or-treaters he had tagged along with. According to them, the house at the end of the road was giving out regular-sized…
On The Seventh Day Of Christmas Silberescher (author) 2012-06-28
Doctor Malley. Doctor Kurtz? Come look at this. Is there a problem? Today's bed check isn't for another three hours. What does it have there? Oh. He really wanted a notepad, so I…
Occult Standards Sir Baubius (author) 2018-06-17
Sales for our patented anti-lever have been growing rapidly recently. There's been extremely positive reception coming from the Church of the Broken God, Reuprecht Carter stated, a pie chart…
A Place In The Back Of Your Mind Sir Baubius (author) 2018-06-14
Timothy Price awoke from a dreadful slumber. There was something covering his head, almost grabbing him around the neck. He lifted his arms to loosen it, but he found his hands to be bound. He tried…
Thieves Come In Fives Sir Baubius (author) 2018-06-12
Penny Price waltzed into her abode, exasperated. The bags under her eyes were like sacks of sand, ready to drag her head to the ground floor with force. That was the last time she would willingly work…
A Thin Dangerous Line sirpudding (author) 2018-04-02
This is a thin dangerous line. To die without gaining one's aim is a dog's death and fanaticism. But there is no shame in this. This is the substance of the Way of the Samurai. Yamamoto Tsunetomo,…
In the Trenches with the Dead sirpudding (author) 2018-03-06
If you can read this, you are already dead. 2.10 Five Dogmas of Defense: The Identity Warrior must depend on five key elements of identity for defense in IWT, as well as for long-term survival. We…
A Witch's Tale - Mistakes Were Made sirpudding (author) 2015-10-13
Only ghosts remember. This thing in Detroit, though? Well, this was a bad one….
The Dragon and the Pesterbot siskulous (author) 2017-09-01
682 vs 1370 in the battle of the ages. Who will win?…
Stirrings Skara Brae (author) 2013-02-06
Freddie Jones tramped over spongy ground with a gun in one hand and a split stick in the other. He was making enough noise to scare off any wild thing within a half mile radius, but he didn’t have a…
Log of Anomalous Ducks Skara Brae (author) 2012-03-21
Note: Following Incident F-19██ and the recovery of SCP-1356, Research Sector-09 was charged the evaluation and containment of resultant anomalies. Testing is ongoing, as relevant subjects are still…
Fire and Brimstone Slothdude (author) 2018-03-25
The Lock was opened and with it the World Enders awoke, each bringing their own Armageddon with them. Some desired to cleanse the world in fire, a few with ice, others in darkness, but all endings…
Dreams of the Dead Sea Smapti (author) 2017-05-01
It is said that in ancient epochs, when the world was closer to the stars, that in dreams one could glimpse foretellings of things yet to come. Such beliefs are not encouraged in these days, as the…
The Lord Judge Smapti (author) 2016-10-05
The sound of the horse's hooves echoed off the hills of the pass as the cart made its way along the old highway, thudding against the dust and gravel that a thousand years before had been smooth…
In Search Of Lost Antigo Smapti (author) 2016-08-23
To whoever might read this manuscript; greetings to thee, well met and well come. I pray for your safety, for if you have found this document, you are surely in grave danger yourself. I say this not…
The Broken God Of Ayrshire - Chapter 1 Smapti (author) 2016-05-28
And so it was that the Old Ones could no longer abide the horrors begat by Meknah-Re, He That Breaks Men's Souls Upon the Forge, and together they tore him limb from limb and cast his ichorous…
Living in the Limelight Smapti (author) 2014-07-05
I believe it was Shakespeare who said All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers and portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage. He was half-right….
Birth of the Cool Smapti (author) 2014-06-21
In the nineteenth century, the march of progress made it possible for the first time for human science to contemplate and comprehend those phenomena which had long seemed to contravene the laws of…
A Keter Kinda Christmas Smapti (author) 2013-11-02
Fade in on a well-appointed living room in a log cabin, with bookshelves, easy chairs, coffee tables, and a green screen in back showing a blazing fireplace and a window through which a snowy winter's…
And the Winner Is... Smapti (author) 2013-08-09
Before I announce the winner, Assistant Site Director Edmunds said to the small group of researchers gathered in Site 73's cafeteria, I'd just like to thank and congratulate all of you for…
Enkidu Smapti (author) 2013-04-23
The Epic of Gilgamesh is one of the oldest ones in the book, one of the oldest stories written by the human race (that people these days care to remember, anyway.) It's a story that's been told time…
Sede Vacante Smapti (author) 2013-02-25
To His Grace, Angelo Sodano, Dean of the College of Cardinals, Cardinal-Bishop of Albano, Cardinal-Bishop of Ostia, Cardinal-Priest of Santa Maria Nuova; And to His Grace, Tarcisio Bertone, Cardinal…
Saturday Night SCP Showdown Smapti (author) 2013-01-31
I'm Vince McMahon. I'm Gorilla Monsoon. And I'm Bobby 'the Brain' Heenan. We've got a sold-out crowd here tonight at the Tacoma Dome this lovely Saturday night, February 17th, 1991, ladies and…
Deus Vult Smapti (author) 2013-01-30
The full moon shone brightly upon the dense canopy of the virgin forest, faint beams of moonlight reaching through to the earth below. A gentle summer's breeze raked the treetops, warming the…
By One Iota Smapti (author) 2013-01-25
Deep in the catacombs beneath Overwatch Cathedral, there was a cavernous and isolated chamber at the end of a long hallway. The historians of the Holy Foundation could only guess at what purpose it…
A Canticle For Bright Smapti (author) 2012-12-30
Brother Zhakh sat alone on a bench in the great hall of Overwatch Cathedral. The sun shone dimly through the stained glass windows above, doing little to chase away the winter chill. Holy Doctors…
Interview With the Strigoi Smapti (author) 2012-11-12
Dr. Jacob Andrews stood in the hallway of Site 19's medical ward, in front of the door to the examination room where his subject for the day was strapped to a bed. Dr. Andrews had never worked…
How Dr. Clef Saved Christmas Smapti (author) 2012-10-31
The senior staff of Site 19 huddled in the conference room, warming themselves from the chill air of the cold mid-December morning. Coats and hats hung on the wall and over the backs of chairs, ice…
Uncle Teddy Smapti (author) 2012-10-13
Uncle Teddy was always a strange old man. It's one of those kind of things that you don't think about when you're a kid, and you still believe that knights and pirates and wizards are things that…
A Most Unfortunate Reunion Smapti (author) 2012-09-25
Dr. Matthew Eggers, special assistant for sapient animal research at Site 19, sat at a bare table in Interview Room C, a notepad in his hand. In front of him, crawling back and forth across the table,…
Ask Lord Blackwood Smapti (author) 2012-08-01
Deeds? Where the devil are my slippers? To whom it may concern; Tally-ho, ladies and gentlemen! It is I, Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood, CBE, 7th Viscount of Westminister, noted explorer and…
I Am the Very Model Smapti (author) 2012-07-30
I am the very model of an explorer and gentleman I've hunted cryptids airborne, terrestrial, and aquarian I know the laws of science are quite rigid and inflexible Except, of course, for thaumaturgy,…
Police Seeking Clues After Four Injured in Congressional Intrusion Smapti (author) 2012-07-20
Speculation, Theories Abound About Mysterious Assailant WASHINGTON (AP) - Little information has been acquired thus far about the motives and identity of a Caucasian female who injured four on the…
The Last Best Hope Smapti (author) 2012-07-05
D-3672 sighed anxiously as he sat alone on a bench in the staging area. For the past two hours, half a dozen technicians had been hard at work on him, making the final adjustments on the skin-tight…
A Jester's Tale Smapti (author) 2012-06-19
My name is David Rosenfeld, but everyone who knows me calls me Jester. If you've never been stationed at Site 19, you've probably heard some horrible rumors about me - that I'm a killer, a monster,…
Lord Blackwood's Revenge Smapti (author) 2012-06-19
Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood, explorer and gentleman, crawled stealthily across High Value Storage Locker Room 23C, leaving a thin trail of slime behind him as he climbed up the table leg. The trip…
Ziggy the Extra Special Bush Baby Smapti (author) 2012-06-18
Hello, my name is Ziggy. Well not really, my mother never gave me a real name, but Ziggy is what the doctors here named me and i think it is a good name so you can call me Ziggy. I am a bush baby and…
The Critic Smapti (author) 2012-06-11
The Critic sat silently at his desk at the front of Room 238, his long gray hair in a ponytail, his wrinkled, septuagenarian face frozen in an unreadable glare as he drummed his fingers on the…
Lord Blackwood in the Land of the Unclean Smapti (author) 2012-06-06
December 25th, 1875: As far and as wide as I have travelled in my years, there is nothing in the world quite like Christmas-time in London. The crisp winter air echoes with the song of carolers and…
Lord Blackwood, Astro-Naut Smapti (author) 2012-06-04
April 3rd, 1856: My succour has arrived! For over a year now I have been in London, exercising my duties in the House of Lords to aid Mr. Palmerston's government in bringing about the conclusion of…
Recollections of a Gentleman's Gentleman Smapti (author) 2012-06-02
Interview Log 662-37 Interviewer: Dr. S. Samesh Interviewed: SCP-662-1 ( Mr. Deeds ) Foreword: During a review of objects found among the effects of SCP-1867, a journal was found in which SCP-1867…
Lord Blackwood and the Great Tarasque Hunt of '83 Smapti (author) 2012-05-31
May 14, 1883: I received a most curious missive in the post this morning. It has been four months since I returned to England, having nearly lost my life in endeavouring to become the first man to…
Lord Blackwood and the Big-Foot Smapti (author) 2012-05-28
July 3rd, 1857: It has been the better part of a year since I set sail from England. I feel myself overcome with a certain melancholy every time I watch the White Cliffs of Dover disappear over the…
King Greenshield: A Fairy Tale Smapti (author) 2012-05-26
Once upon a time, in a village in Kent, there lived a girl named Mary, of noble birth and gentle spirit. She was known throughout the town for her kindness and beauty. In time Mary became a woman and…
Dr. Robinson's Statement Smapti (author) 2012-05-15
12/6/1994 To whom it may concern; My name is Dr. James Kyle Robinson and I am a senior researcher with the SCP Foundation, currently holding Level 4 security clearance. I was recruited by the…
Out of Your Element SnakeoilSage (author) 2015-06-21
“I-I-I just can’t. You can’t make me.” Anguis Salvia leaned back in his seat, tapping a pen against his notepad. The interview room was a comfortable looking space, with neutral colors and no tables…
The Worm SnakeoilSage (author) 2013-09-26
Summary of Evidence from Recovery Site V2008-5 Day 14 I think it is important to provide context, so future generations may recognize the urgency of my endeavor. In 1916, I enlisted into His Majesty's…
Home Again Snarky Potato (author) 2015-10-16
Working a mass-disappearance case is always unsettling. Far too often, we arrive at the location to find a ghost town that's populated with a few gibbering stragglers and an occasional abandoned…
Eden Snowshoe (author) 2013-02-03
I remember the warmth. That is the first thing I recall. The light was there as well, the soft orange glow of a dying star. But the warmth… It cannot be easily described. It is nothing like the cold…
Christmas Dinner Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-08
After Action Report, Incident MC-643 Agents Samuels, Perkins, and Flanders were assigned to infiltrate and gather information regarding a Christmas masquerade believed to have been held by Foundation…
Rusted Nightmares Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-08
Run. The rusted metal stretches for as far as can be seen. The runner does not care that this is only a few feet in front of himself. As far as he is concerned, the claustrophobic corridor stretches…
The Rise and Fall of Callus Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-02
The Survivor stood before the front doors of the University. He cautiously reached a hand forward, and silently opened the door. As he stepped through, broken glass crunching under his feet, he…
From Vagrants, to Gentlemen Snowshoe (author) 2012-11-02
Marshall slid the sleeve of his suit back, the ornate silver watch on his wrist glinting in the dull yellow glow of artificial light. Two minutes, eighteen seconds. He was on the second floor of the…
End of the Month Snowshoe (author) 2012-10-10
Researcher Felix was playing a game. To his left sat D-2768, who liked to be called Sam. To his right, D-478, Harry. Across from him, Jeremy. The board was spread before them all, miniature figures…
This Is A Direct Appeal Sophia Light (author) 2018-06-24
This is an unofficial sequel to Metafiction written by a different author….
In Harm's Way Sophia Light (author) 2016-04-22
Iris had been trying to reach through a photograph for the last several hours. It was an ordinary photograph. She'd taken it with her own camera a few minutes ago, as she had done with the last few…
Deals with the Devil Sophia Light (author) 2015-04-02
When the call came, she'd figured out enough that she'd been expecting it for a while. There had been an air of distance rather than quiet interference from her superiors. Like her actions were…
The Lucky Dinosaur Sophia Light (author) 2015-02-24
The Lucky Dinosaur You are attempting to view classified materials Please enter a password: Documents presented in viewing order Location: Site 19, Kiryu Labs Personnel…
C-Sharp Sophia Light (author) 2014-12-01
Agent Morisato heard the sound of C-Sharp and, at first, ducked. Then she registered the tall glass window next to her, which faced windows from other office buildings. She reconsidered, and bolted…
Last Words From Svalbard Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-06
They turned their eyes away, at the blast, then looked back to see a frosted mushroom cloud rapidly seeding out from the remains of the site. The three passengers, in the cramped main compartment,…
The Black Horse (The Crawling Sea) Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-06
And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a day's wage, and three…
Storm Front Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-05
The intruder appears to her as she kneels on a sloping, angular plane, of waving, waist-high red grass. Her field notebooks flutter, their pages fan back, and the grass is blown back in concentric…
The Flytrap Sophia Light (author) 2012-03-13
A story in thirteen parts. Read in order. 1 1 I've taken the briefcase and I'm running, running because that's all that's left to do. The embassy is 20 more miles east, I can see the lights from…
Joy to the World Sophia Light (author) 2011-12-20
Doctor Johanna Rose Garrison leaned back in her chair, one last click extinguishing the computer's light. That was it. The last of the forms had been sent off, the final approvals and offers ferried…
11. Mr. Feather Sophia Light (author) 2011-09-25
Mr. Feather drifts off a clifftop and flutters down four hundred feet, passing clumps of hairy grass and rock dove nests, and hits the ground at the bottom with a thump. He groans, and pulls himself…
Winding Down Sophia Light (author) 2010-02-01
Oh, the cold here was biting. He wouldn't have noticed it if it weren't for his left lung, his left lung and the stupid bits of exposed bone about the sternum. The last unconverted parts of his whole…
The Medium Sophia Light (author) 2009-10-15
I am a wire. They're finding new ways to kill me. Even now, I can hear 00201, screaming, relentless, and under it and above it and around it and through it there's 598, pressing, like a vice, trying…
Astronomical Sophia Light (author) 2009-08-18
Our planet was dying. There are many explanations I could give for this, countless stories of failures and failed ideas and the inability of one lonely species to see the truth, endless tales of…
Log Of Anomalous Items Sophia Light (author) 2009-06-04
Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity….
A Question Which, When Asked, Answers Itself Sorts (author) 2012-06-09
Right, Stan, here's those notes you asked for. Keep in mind, double secret probation means the investigation is still ongoing, so some of the stuff isn't released yet. Best I could do. Good luck….
Candy Sorts (author) 2011-10-18
Travis Brenton was always the one to help a damsel in distress, but this one took the cake. Walking alongside Highway 62 more than fifty miles out of town, and despite the triple digit heat, she was…
Game Day Part 1: Attack of the Replicas Sorts (author) 2011-10-04
Having suffered from sleep apnea for most of his adult life, Dr. Johannes Sorts was quite accustomed to waking up suddenly in the middle of the night (or day) because he had stopped breathing in his…
In the Land of the Blind Sorts (author) 2011-01-31
BEGIN AUDIO - sounds of chairs being moved and objects falling to the floor - Agent Randolph: Tell Hicks to get that channel open! Can anyone on this floor see anything? Doctor Gears: Gentlemen, is…
Kill 682 Sorts (author) 2010-08-02
Dr. Bright stirred his coffee with a spoon, taking a long moment to savor the aroma. One unusual aspect of his bond with 963 is that certain sensations were different in each body he occupied. Colors…
Collected Data Sorts (author) 2010-05-28
Light blue 55 mph Plymouth 2 Occupants 1 male, young adult, yellow hair, brown eyes 1 female, young adult, brown hair, brown eyes Deep red 75 mph Mustang 1 Occupant 1 male, adult, black hair, brown…
All They Want is the Blood Sorts (author) 2010-04-18
Day 2 of Containment cycle 366 Wait, so are you actually ? Agent Xavier Garcez asked with that same incredulous, gushy tone that the new staff always had when they saw the nameplate on the desk. …
In Which Dr. Clef Does Not Die, Nor Participate in the Furtherance of any Memes, Nor Even Appear In the Story At All Sorts (author) 2010-04-07
Russel sat on the porch and watched the paper boy ride past. He waved. After a few moments Russel heard his wife of thirteen years call from within the house. He pulled himself to his feet and took…
That Goddamn Thing Sorts (author) 2010-03-17
The seat that was provided was a harsh gunmetal black edifice, warped enough that it was effectively impossible to place all four legs on the floor at once. It made an obnoxious clacking sound when…
A Breath Of Relief No Different From Drowning SoullessSingularity (author) 2016-03-07
Sci-Fi Apple Pie waited in the crowded mass between dreams like a busy street corner of a too-large city, playing with her holographic hair. Buildings of non-euclidean design towered above, each…
help me my (love for my) daughter was born too still SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-08-08
In this world, memories are imparted on all things. A baby's room remembers every lullaby sung within its walls. Graveyards remain eternally wet from shed tears. Rain often falls on barren fields of…
all i ever wanted; all i ever deserved SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-05-27
In this world, flowers bloom in hues too tender to survive elsewhere. Meadows are sacred spaces from which flow all mercies. The inhabitants bow to nothing and follow only their own devotions….
maybe god will forgive you if we both beg SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-10
In this world, consequence cannot bear the harshness of catastrophe. Mistakes are given lighter punishments. Falling stars shoot through the night sky and occasionally grant wishes of observers below….
sex at frigid temperature SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-05
In this world, the clouds cannot bear to cover the sky's splendor. Rain falls unbidden, like unsaid sorrow. Snow floats down in fluffy flakes and remains white until springtime. The winds are too…
'dad', you're too fucking late SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-03
In this world, the sun cannot bear to be too far from the horizon. The day lives in perpetual sunrise and sunset. Stars fill the night-time sky like spilled glitter, immune to any brightness below. …
They Who Find Darkness Loving SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-03-01
Doctor Avery Solace woke up, got dressed, and pretended not to notice the black, slime-coated humanoid in the shadowy corner of their room. Doctor Avery Solace used to work under the memetics…
The Melody Of Autumn, Passing Into Winter SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-22
☦Dystopia tale about the Scravecrow.☦ Things were falling apart, even though they were finally coming together. He watched the world from his high tower, wires coiling around the steps to his throne…
I Wish To Be An Asteroid, Burning To Nothing SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-07
☦A story about our Cosmonaut.☦ I am a second, human-shaped moon circling around my home. That lie comforts me when I am at my loneliest. I am a forgotten, lost human, whose efforts will be remembered…
A Eulogic Elegy For The Dreams SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-04
☦The dreams are dying.☦ October 10th, 2167 Things are getting desperate in the land of dreams. The Oneiroi Collective has gathered in a secluded space of a dream fragment, like a crowd of seals…
To The Dreams He Is No Nobody SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-03
☦Nobody enters the dreamlands.☦ On this side, he is referred to as Nobody. One can call that name a play on words. A joke of words. A slice of humor within words. But…
Rain Leaking Through A Vendor's Roof SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-07-06
☦Fifthism puts on a show.☦ Clyde plucked the metal strings of his guitar with no audience save for his pet cat. The sound echoed against the walls of the apartment with no other harmony save for…
Prologue: Water Coalesces And Descends As Rain SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-06-24
☦Rosa dreams of fifthism.☦ When Rosa went to sleep she had an odd dream. In it she was reminded of her childhood, times when she would talk with her grandfather and he would tell her of his…
The Slow Asphyxiation Of Undiluted Ardor SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-04-02
☦A story that should have been cute.☦ There was nothing in this room but love for the little lizard. Barely twenty-five centimeters long, the twenty-five square meters of enclosure provided was a…
Senescence, Consumption, Persecution SoullessSingularity (author) 2013-01-26
☦The slow fall of the Foundation.☦ August 14th, 2051 - September 9th, 2077 The castle was old and decrepit but still stood, a testament to the stubbornness of humanity’s rules impressed upon the…
Seasick Sharks SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-07-26
☦A story that should've been a joke.☦ When they sent me to the ocean, I knew I would never see my family and friends again. I had never seen the ocean before. Never been to the beach. I don't even…
The Special Bond Between Child and Mother SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-07-10
☦A story about Tabula Rasa.☦ I knew mommy never loved me. That is, I am droplets, connected, separated multiplying In a way, I knew from my first splitting never loved will never be loved mommy I…
From Unknown Admirer to Unknown Admiree SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-02-12
☦A story about love and connections.☦ I no longer care who may be reading this. Whoever it is. Even if it's the kindest of men. I love you. Let us be together. We can be happy together, and neither of…
Festival Of Arthropods SpectralDragon (author) 2016-12-29
Laurie looked behind her, making sure that Speaker was still nearby. In a festival of arthropods, a human was prone to stand out immensely. Speaker could pick their form, and had decided to change…
Secret Of The Goldfish SpectralDragon (author) 2016-08-11
Speaker turned into the alley with the calm purposefulness of a person that was clearly justified in whatever they were doing. The suit helped too, but they had found that body language was the key to…
Ad Majorem Bonum spikebrennan (author) 2015-02-20
“…sicut erat in principio, et nunc et semper, et in saecula saeculorum, amen” mumbled Father Hector Gomez (S.J.) as he absently fingered his rosary beads. He opened his eyes and glanced at the clock….
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi spikebrennan (author) 2014-11-06
Site 122 automated optical recognition log of observations of emergences through SCP-1322 Timestamp: 08.24.2016 05:33.06.00803244Z Reference: Incident 50738C Emergence: 2300 (± 150) count of…
Transcript of telephone conversation, August 9, 1991 spikebrennan (author) 2013-01-18
THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON TRANSCRIPT OF TELEPHONE CONVERSATION SUBJECT: Telephone Conference to Discuss Transportation of Novaya Zemlya Object PARTICIPANTS: The President James Baker (Secretary of…
Scroll fragment 13Q29 spikebrennan (author) 2012-07-02
Scroll fragment 13Q29, discovered at Khirbet Qumran in 1951. Scrolls consisted of vellum, with Hebrew (Assyrian block text) lettering written using a lampblack compound for ink. The fragment appears…
Memorandum Dated 6 November 1944 spikebrennan (author) 2011-11-20
To: Sir Edward Wilfred Travis, Deputy Director From: Col. Lionel Pierce (Bletchley Park) Date: 6 November 1944 Re: German project in Upper Silesia Sir Edward: In obedience to your order of 26 October,…
Spring Cleaning spikebrennan (author) 2011-10-08
Designation: TNO-10000 Description: A short bronze sword, a cashew-shaped jade magatama bead pierced with a hole, and a circular mirror bearing an eight-pointed star design. Recovery: Nagoya, Tokyo…
Transcript of meeting, June 2 1972 spikebrennan (author) 2011-09-14
OVAL OFFICE – WHITE HOUSE – WASHINGTON JUNE 2, 1972 3:27 TO 3:55 P.M. IN ATTENDANCE: RICHARD NIXON (POTUS) HENRY KISSINGER (ASST. FOR NAT’L SECURITY AFFAIRS) GEN. ALEXANDER HAIG (DEPUTY ASST. FOR…
I Don't Want To Bee Alone SpookMcBone (author) 2018-06-13
[Excerpts on life during the war from the view of a civilian] 1/22/19 It's already been a year since The Foundation was revealed to us. Times are tough, and the war has no signs of stopping. My…
Memorandum 10/31 SpoonOfEvil (author) 2012-10-25
ATTENTION ALL SITE PERSONNEL Due to the unique circumstances that have traditionally surrounded the date of October 31, and the allegations that it acts as a catalyst for anomalous phenomena, all Site…
Observations SpoonOfEvil (author) 2010-05-27
I think I like this place. Agent ████████ told me that as long as I stayed nice and quiet, the Foundation would treat me well. It's kind of lonely being stuck in an empty cell for several days, but I…
Exit Strategy SpoonOfEvil (author) 2010-02-03
There are still no damage reports from the missiles the United States has launched The dead are walking the streets! Be sure to lock your doors No hospital is safe! on a nearby island, there's…
Lullaby SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-12-28
“Christ, 204 really did a number on this place.” Agent Williams frowned as he surveyed the damage the Keter level SCP caused to its containment cell. “I concur. The monetary damages caused by this…
Scratches SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-08-07
scritch scritch scritch I couldn’t get any sleep last night. There was something scratching from behind the walls. It’s probably just rats or something. I’ll probably get it checked out tomorrow….
Retirement Policy SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-08-02
It was a rather late night in the Site-19 cafeteria. Though the Foundation never slept, most of its workers did. The majority of the site staff was either back at their homes, or in on-site housing…
UIU Files Chapter 1 SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-03-25
To all units operating in west coast of the United States, this is a PRIORITY ONE order issued from CENTCOM. There is evidence to suggest that two Keter-level targets, codenamed “Toto” and “Dorothy”,…
Agent Spoon's Personnel Request SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-02-20
To: O5 Command Proposal Type: Personnel Request From: Agent Spoon Date: ██/██/20██ Security Level: CLASSIFIED Introduction: After careful review of the Foundation's special Mobile Task Force Teams, I…
New Age - Book III: "Gunning for the Buddha" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Eleven: Breakers Interlude II Chapter Twelve: Foundations Chapter Thirteen: Breakdown Chapter Fourteen: Keagan and the Bomb Chapter Fifteen: Gunning for…
New Age - Book II: "Mr Brightside" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Six: Breach Chapter Seven: The Necessary Illusion Intermission Chapter Eight: Mr Brightside Chapter Nine: Safe as Houses Chapter Ten: The Wedge …
New Age - Book I: "Cells" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Prelude Chapter One: Cells Chapter Two: You Have The Body Chapter Three: Transfers Chapter Four: Lighter Chapter Five: Learners Prelude This is how it…
Cut Up While Thinking SRegan (author) 2013-07-13
They wake me up in the middle of the night. I think it's the middle of the night. Their faces are scared, and I wonder if the Russians have finally started bombing. I'm ready, I say. I'm ready. Just…
Nor Shall My Sword Sleep SRegan (author) 2012-10-15
I found this in You-Know-Who's latest cache of papers. I'm inclined to believe that it's from one of his not-so-parallel iterations, given that the thing appears to be dated to the 1930s. Still, I'm…
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act III SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Six: Rainy in London Chapter Seven: Codex Chapter Eight: Castle Chapter Six: Rainy in London In the morning's watery light, he sat for a few minutes…
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act II SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Four: You Are Invited Chapter Five: There's Five Chapter Four: You Are Invited I must say, Jeremy said happily, I was beginning to think you had…
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act I SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter One: Jellybeans Chapter Two: Antitrust Chapter Three: Tender Chapter One: Jellybeans The last will and testament of Bernard Gradley So, I'm gone….
Once But Not Now SRegan (author) 2012-08-26
Sometimes, when he closed his withered eyelids, the old man could see the prairies of his youth, the moonlight grasses, feel and hear the gentle whiskers of the wind against his flesh. But that had…
The Long Game stairfallinstitute (author) 2018-06-04
[T -11 days] On the 2nd of November in the year 2000 my dad's dreams died. He never recovered. Not really. He wasn't alone, of course. All our dreams died that day. We'd been so close. Excruciatingly…
Obituary For The Immortal Stallmantic (author) 2018-06-20
Humans were never meant to live as long as O5-13. Turtle is supposed to live this long. I could be a turtle man. A rare smile crept across the usually sullen face of -13. The man nearly attempted to…
Project Sensuikan Stallmantic (author) 2018-05-23
Project Sensuikan, 1990 Purpose: The destruction of Hy-Brasil has caused the anomalous community to turn on its head. Due to the creature's magic-seeking nature, the IJAMEA believes Japan may be the…
On The Road Again Stallmantic (author) 2018-04-20
Two stolen wheels and five days preparation (for good luck), and they're off. The five men in a beat up RV barrel down the road at fifty miles per hour, at the request of Father Anna. Brother Perkins…
Prologue: Recruiting Stallmantic (author) 2018-03-18
A dreamless night is not a happy night for an aspiring member of the Fifth Church. Louis Anna is startled from his slumber by a loud rap at the door. Slowly peeling his face from his table, he…
Sophia Light At The End Of The Tunnel Steeltitan (author) 2016-04-01
Senior researcher Mars sucked in one last desperate, gasping death as she began to die. The hole in her chested burned. She could feel herself, floating upwards, lighter and lighter, as though she was…
Old Roots Steeltitan (author) 2015-05-09
The warm ocean wind blew gently on the cargo ship. Waves gently lapped against the hull, with the ripples of lamplight reflecting off of them. The captain stared out over the rust encrusted deck that…
SCP-001-D stormbreath (author) 2018-06-18
Time marches on, both for demons and the devils that contain them. At the end of the day, we all grow old….
On the Outskirts stormbreath (author) 2018-06-15
1994: When I Chanced into an International Conspiracy My first interaction with the Foundation was in the summer of 1994. I was a kid right out of college, just having gotten a job as a Park Ranger….
A Storm More Foul, A Land Less Fair stormbreath (author) 2018-05-29
The last King of Hy-Brasil stood on the docks of his kingdom, which had been reduced to nothing more than a village….
Embracing The Angels stormbreath (author) 2018-05-22
THE COLOSSI THAT WALK OUR WORLD ARE NOT DEMONS, BUT ANGELS SENT FROM BELOW. KNOW THAT THEY ARE DIVINE BY THEIR FIVE ARMS AND FIVE TENTACLES, THE EMANATION OF THE LORD HIMSELF….
Nx-03 stormbreath (author) 2018-02-26
Canon Hub » War On All Fronts - Hub » Nx-03 Nx-03 is an island approximately 100 kilometers west of Ireland, referred to as Hy-Brasil in civilian folklore. &…
Rainier Night stormbreath (author) 2018-02-19
It was raining hard out by Site 84, a torrential downpour. It always seemed to rain out by Mount Rainier and in the Pacific Northwest, but it was especially bad tonight. The radio had crackled earlier…
Life Lessons, or You Aren't Getting Younger Every Day subtletea (author) 2018-06-21
1st Lesson When you were quite a good deal younger, one of the bluebottle flies which came into the house in the summer and beat themselves against the windows got into your room. You caught it and…
Allegory Of The Two Bothers SunnyClockwork (author) 2018-01-29
Anderson the Alternative SunnyClockwork (author) 2018-01-07
So, uh, we all know what our little firm now faces, Vincent Anderson looked around, noting the reaction of the other four most important members of Anderson Robotics. Our facilities raided, our…
I stared into the face of everything and nothing and made it back alive SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-12-08
Three months after his partner's disappearance, the first thing Draven Kondraki received was a Foundation Star sent to their residence, and he was scared to death because he had never heard of a…
Foundation Mandated Interlude 2 SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-12-01
Date. Creator. Materials. Results. Anomalous Properties. Pages of data and words suqeezed into single entries, the most eye-pleasing image selected out of numberous photos, and then finally all of…
Bring It Back SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-12-01
You all got the unfinished or failed works I asked you to bring? Legler said, looking around the studio. Don’t tell me otherwise because I'm positive that each of us here has our own share of…
Testing the Flow SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-11-10
He felt something pressing against his skin. Ever since they had him read the goddamn booklet, he felt something squeezing him, trying to find its way in. It was as if the air pressure had risen to an…
I See a Great Beast within the Fires SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-11-06
The young man watched as the bronze machine hammered down onto the golden metal. The loud clash boomed throughout the chamber, fading into the melting heat. Patina had taken over the machine's…
So the Beasts Shall Plague the Land No More SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-09-20
The ground shook as flames filled the sky. The two armies clashed, and the sounds of grinding clockwork and inhuman roars blurred together. On one end behemoths breathed vicious poison, which rose up…
Extracurricular Practice SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-29
When Professor Legler offered her the chance to join his little unconventional art studio , Taman didn't exactly expect to be landed in an extradimensional classroom for the study of magical art….
Foundation Mandated Interlude SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-08
Three Foundation personnel sat at a table. Two of them had their eyes fixated on a small pencil drawing the third one was working on, the air growing heavier by the second. After a few more intense…
Anart Lecture Caught inbetween a Dying Riverside Tree and a Discarded Campus Bench SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-01
Well, I think we're good to go. So, I'm Anton Legler, the one in charge here. Standing next to me is Yang. She will be helping me, and give you instructions from time to time. Technically I'm a…
Professors of Anart SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-01
This is a terrible idea, Yang said as she looked around the room. The room seemed perfectly normal for an art studio. Large, white, with drawing boards, stools, still life objects, and an abundance…
Bumaro and Ion sat at a table SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-27
Robert Bumaro, Builder of the Broken God, sat at one end of the table. His dead, metallic gaze honestly reflecting how dead he felt inside. He was indeed dead inside too, as he dumped his organic body…
Welcome to History SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-26
Hello, and welcome to Historical Site-19. I'm your tour guide Alexandra, and you may call me Alex. Before we begin, I would like to ask you to turn off your personal reality devices, or set them to…
A Life that Was Simple SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-19
Life, for as long as he could remember, was simple. Exactly how long, he could not know. He could not remember when it all started, nor did he know of any stable cycles for the measurement. The…
What Dragons We Shall Be SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-02
+ Log 2015/09/17 - Log 2015/09/17 Fang! I see that you're finally catching up with the trend! well hello to you too Tri and yeah, boss order. sayin that it's easier and safer to work with….
About the Serpent SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-04-30
秦末,高祖为亭长时,人言丰西泽有大蛇。探之,乃遇一异士,蛇首而人身,以为精怪,拔剑欲斩之。其人大惊,言其本是伏羲、女娲之后,夏之遗民,非是妖邪。 高祖观之,着公卿之装,饰有玉带,果博学之士。遂问其众神、列国、诸王、群兽以及人事,喻以故事,一一作答。 Back at the end of the Qin Dynasty, when the first emperor of Han, Liu…
Why is Five afraid of Seven? SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-10-05
The God of Unknowable stands proudly in the Great Void, and hungers for those existing. The Fifth Coming is imminent, and those blind and weak have worshiped the edges of his existence. But he dares…
The Day of the Dragon SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-15
Grand Karcist Bumaro felt a great relief. For ages he had felt nothing but anger, hatred, desperation and a deep embedded shame. But as he placed his claw-like hands upon the small piece of clockwork,…
The Maker and the Beast SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-04
It was a horrid place, where no laws stood and gods gathered like insects attracted to a great fire. The Great Abyss, it was called: a crack in reality beyond the eyes of mortals. Great beasts were…
Not a contest entry, but a crackfic about gods anyways SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-01
The gods gathered at the Great Abyss like flies attracted to rotten meat, hunting each other down and licking the wounds of the universe. They were also throwing a party. I just don't get it! …
Basic Observations SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-03-13
A consciousness considered itself. It considered its existence, and felt the electronic signals, data, and information rushing through its existence. Looking down, a network of minds, active and…
The Iron Wolf SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-01-28
The Iron Wolf lurks in the dark, Its teeth pale and sharp. To the Flock of Flesh it watches, Catching Lambs of Meat by its claws. Flesh and blood it swallows, Bones and organs it rips out. Down the…
The Clock Shall Strike Again SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-29
The clock struck twelve as the guard stood at the great gate of the Court. It was a night of revelry as lords and ministers entered the grand building, their faces covered by masks of masquerade. The…
He Was Blind and Deaf on a Sunny Day SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-19
It was when the waves splashed against his body that he gradually returned to consciousness. How long had he been lying here? He found himself half-buried in the sand and attempted to move, but was…
CotBG Archive ██/██/20██-███: Of Dragons and Serpents SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-06
Warning: The following text may induce mild visual hallucinations. Personnel are to be applied with Memetic Counter-Agent: Buzhou before proceeding. The following documents are a collection of…
Midnight Parade SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-09-12
At midnight, two men met under the dim light of a back alley, away from the crowd and their watchful eyes. Dark stars shone weakly in the sky. One of the men was dressed in fine clothes, and yet he…
And so the Crows Laughed SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-05-30
There comes the King and his crowd, His subjects turned against him, taking his crown. The cheering comes with flames of hate, Burning and raging, bring the palace down. 乌声了却 黑星灿然 所谓缢王 凄凄艾艾 Gold and…
Down the Silver River SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-04-25
Let me take you through sands of crystal, and down that silver river. And I shall show you, we are all beings of His creation. The artist has long seen the Flow, but he has never seen something like…
Flow SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-04-14
Martha stood in a vast river, feeling the chill down her knees. The river, clear as clean glass, babbled around her, swirling and surging, but there was no shore. White mists loomed over the water,…
I Wrote a Tale SunnyClockwork (author) 2014-11-12
I wrote a tale. A tale, maybe. Is it a tale, Jacob? Jacob? If it's not a tale, what is it then? The kids, Jacob. Where are the kids? But I don't like oysters. Or computation. I shouldn't have run the…
Immolation SunnyClockwork (author)
Verismo (translator)
2013-12-09
Does our God love us? He does not love us. But we don't mind. We are humble, we are unclean, we are unworthy of His love. But He had mercy on us. He lit our path. He taught us the meaning of the…
The Three Bullets of Destiny Superblobby (author) 2017-12-25
Alright, Harold. This is the final stage of your test. Three bullets, three targets. You can't do this, how did you even make it to the final stage anywa- You don't control me. Harold placed the…
Gary and Stu Do Something Gnarly Swaghetti (author) 2018-05-29
Nobody tells you how boring the apocalypse actually is. I mean, okay, look. The beginning, the part with the invasion and the explosions and shit? It's fucking bonkers. But like, after? Boring…
It's just paint, right? Swaghetti (author) 2017-06-13
My eyes are starting to burn again. I need to blink. I say. Clear. says Randal. Clear. says Will. Randal is still cleaning, Will is behind me, to my right. I want to turn around and check up…
The Diary of Captain Henry Hughes MCCLVII, Captain of the H.M.S Sprint - Page 1 Swaghetti (author) 2016-08-29
You might want to read this before you begin. 101/1110/245B8 I, Henry Hughes MCCLVII, proclaim this textboard, my diary for the duration of The Journey. It has taken my fatherparent, the great…
Little Hurley Lost in Meatspace SwamplessThing (author) 2012-07-31
Splat! Splat! Whe whe where is mommypult? Splat! Daddypult! Where are you? It's so strange here. Where did the walking thing go? It was so nice to me. Why was there a large bang? Splat! What was…
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