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I Can't Nacht Ruine (author) 2012-11-18
I can't feel your hair, the river streaming down Out of your head and into my open lap. It once was such silk, always soft to feel, But now so sparse and wired. How frayed, such disarray. I can't…
A Man At the Top of His Profession name (author) 2009-03-21
1985 Sometimes, when he was feeling particularly ungrateful, Doctor Glut wondered why his younger, redheaded wife had married him, and theorized that it might be because of some kind of father…
The Bacterium (Part One) name (author) 2009-01-20
Not up to scale Incident Report 5615-XX-16 Witness: Charles Vuncouth Date: ██/██/██/ Synopsis: At 1500 hours, I was told by my direct superiors that I was going to be airdropped into a…
The Bacterium (Part Two) name (author) 2009-01-21
Extract from the Journal of Doctor Buried: It fits doesn't it. In the old textbooks from my school days with all the families of organisms charted out, viruses were conspicuously absent. And they…
Kingdom of Stone: The End of a Man Nanoro (author) 2014-09-09
I walked. I knew my end was near. I had not felt my feet for ages now, Overseer knows for how long. They used to ache, but that stopped quickly. As soon as they began to turn to stone, that is. I am…
Underbed Nanoro (author) 2014-10-06
my mummy bouhgt me a diary I really like it I dunt really know how to write good yet tough it has butterflies on it I like butterflies and green creyons I writted this with creyon okay I have to go…
Blessed Harvest Nequin Tis (author) 2018-08-14
"Shuren! The kids say they'll be here in a small hour!" "Ou! I'm almost finished here!" Shuren went back to his harvesting, steady and firm as he had always been. He thought of topics to discuss…
Faith and Knighthood Nighkos (author) 2013-08-31
"A Templar Knight is truly a fearless knight, and secure on every side, for his soul is protected by the armour of faith, just as his body is protected by the armour of steel. He is thus doubly…
Just Another Nobody Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
It was that soft twilight hour. The sun had fallen beneath the sea, signaling the youth on the beach that the time was right. The bonfire was lit and the music played. They laughed and danced….
What Nobody Wants Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
"We're not the bad guys. All that about us using anomalies to destroy or take over the world, it's nonsense! The fact is, the deck is stacked against us. With so much out there that could destroy…
Empathy NiKaDra (author) 2017-06-11
It was right in front of him. He knew the danger he was in. He knew that if he blinked, he would die But he wasn't afraid. He wasn't reluctant. He didn't want to leave. Instead he embraced the…
A Well Practiced Introduction Nioki (author) 2010-05-09
I shivered like a jackhammer, even with my heavy down jacket drawn up around my neck. It felt like at least ten below zero, thanks to the wind chill, which by all logic should have been stopped by…
And It Starts With A Song Nioki (author) 2010-02-17
The end of the world starts with a song. You wake up, still hopped up on the pain pills they pass out like candy here. Someone changed the radio station while you were out, instead of sports scores…
Dear Diary Nioki (author) 2009-12-07
Dear Diary ……………………… *Click click tap click tap tap tap* Alright, Videira. Here's the script you were wondering about. This thing was a sort of dramatization of a little research disaster that…
Experiment Log 239-C Nioki (author) 2010-05-29
Experiment 239-C will consist of SCP-239 being presented with a small (30 page) blank book and a pack of 16 colored crayons. Subject will be encouraged to write and/or draw inside it daily….
Sailing To Gallipoli Nioki (author) 2010-03-23
His scarred chin had a single line of saliva running down it, clinging to the indented flesh, and I reached forward with my tissue to wipe it off. The scar ran from his right cheekbone downwards,…
Stage Fright NomadMonad (author) 2014-11-22
If I do, and I'm wrong, humanity dies. For a year or two. If I don't, and I'm right, humanity dies. Forever. The figure stared at the stone wall for a moment, wearing sweatpants and a hoodie, as if…
Some of These Things Don’t Need Food Nonsense (author) 2014-08-10
I have been with the Foundation for a few years now, but never in this deep. Up until now I had just been serving meals to the human test subjects. It felt like serving meals to prisoners – and some…
Homaquis not_a_seagull (author) 2018-03-15
The moonlight made the clear pond dazzle on a cloudless night in Florida. The pond smelled of mildew, compost, and the fresh metal of the newly installed fence surrounding the lake. Sarah stood…
Join the Flock not_a_seagull (author) 2018-05-19
ANALYSIS OF ANOMALY We have analyzed the interviews with subjects that come out of SCP-3662. Though all of their experiences vary wildly, there has been an interesting constant. All subjects have…
Katz and Dogs not_a_seagull (author) 2018-09-01
Excerpt from a communication over the Foundation sIRCp network between Senior Legal Consultant Sheldon Katz (nickname skatz) and Senior Researcher Harold Graham (nickname maninthecomputer): skatz:…
Tales of the Automaton: The Big Birdocalypse not_a_seagull (author) 2018-05-23
Site-17 was in ruins. The once well-kept grounds of the site were littered with debris and ash. Inside the site, tables were overturned, shattered glass was spread, and the containment cells were…
The Little Robot that Could not_a_seagull (author) 2017-08-14
SCP-2785 sat in his room. It was a small room, and there was not much to do, but SCP-2785 didn't mind. He knew that if he just sat in his room, eventually, he'd be let out again. He'd get to…
The Scent of a Toaster not_a_seagull (author) 2018-09-12
INCIDENT LOG Following the success of Project Eisen-Simpson and the containment of SCP-4799-1, SCP-4799-1 breached containment by reverse engineering the refrigeration unit in its cell to create a…
The Shape of Water is Humanoid not_a_seagull (author) 2018-02-20
It was a dark and stormy night at the lake. Not a soul stirred; all the lakeside cabins were either abandoned for the winter or their occupants were fast asleep. The vermin of the lake were all…
Vacation Opportunity not_a_seagull (author) 2018-02-18
Document 2217-#4532 Foreword: The following advertisement was aired on several television channels on ██/██/████. None of the channel managers could explain the presence of this advertisement. …
Your Guard not_a_seagull (author) 2018-07-30
Good day, kid. Sit down, I won't bite ya'. Could I getcha' anything to drink? Water? Milk? Sorry, I'm not allowed to keep beer in here. The Site Director doesn't want us drunk on duty. I'll cut to…
After Destruction NovaeDeArx (author) 2012-07-09
Document 144b-O5-EO was discovered in █████, ████████ on ██/██/████, following an experiment with SCP-███ to investigate nearby ██████████████. Refer to Document 144a-O5-EO for full recovery report….

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Der Machandelbaum Oboebandgeek99 (author) 2017-04-09
Even in broad daylight, the forest was still a foreboding environment. The shadows of the trees made bright daylight dimmer. Apart from the wind and some occasional birds, it was quiet. Dr. Flora…
Narcissus Oboebandgeek99 (author) 2016-02-11
An Echo haunted flower grows more curious by the hour.                                                                                                                             Twice as lucky…
ANTI-PUBLIC Interference ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-02-11
FROM: PA-01 (PA01-mail-3754298) TO: PA Mailing List 31 Jul 429 09:00:54 Subject: Memorandum on Jack the Suppressor Good Knowledge, Recently, a proposal was put forward to me by the head of the…
For the RE-PUBLIC ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-03-05
Kalefheit, a city of opulent splendor and obscene poverty. Kalefheit, the place where fortunes came and went as quickly as the sunset. Kalefheit, the beating, chaotic heart of the New World that had…
Giving Up ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-05-07
Howard was dead. Pamela had known it would happen sooner or later - it was why her mother had disapproved of her getting involved with him, and it seemed she had been proven right. Even as the…
Iterations ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-05-30
I am Masahiro Goto, formerly SCP-2265-A. Five years ago I was released from a twenty year time loop. I need not elaborate further; the Foundation gave me a (heavily censored) copy of my…
Pain ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-06-10
Nikolai rubbed his hands together for what felt like the millionth time. Even after months here, he still was not accustomed to Stalingrad - the battle or the weather. I miss Vladivostok… Still,…
Traffic Resumes ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-04-17
"So, have you got everything down? The previous crew should be arriving in half an hour." "I think so. Man, this is the strangest assignment I've ever been on." "Yeah, 2771 duty is…memorable, if…
Worth a Shot ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-03-28
It was March 6th, and New York was still. Doctor Selvece fished a lighter and a pack of cigarettes out of his backpack and stared at the dead shell of Midtown Manhattan. Corpses lined every street,…
La Marcha GrenaDEETa OthellotheCat (author) 2018-09-11
"…Now what have I got left? Paris. Maybe that's enough for some, but it isn't for me anymore. Because the more beautiful everything is… the more it will hurt without you," said Jerry. "Jerry… don't…
Let Her Heart DEET Once More OthellotheCat (author) 2018-08-29
The doctor was growing frustrated. How long had it been since his last surgery? A month? A year? Ten years? A hundred? His fingers were itching to be able to perform again, to put to test his new…
Population Control(led) OthellotheCat (author) 2018-05-25
It's hard to get the image of a sky that's 90 percent bugs out of your head, even if you've seen some pretty gruesome stuff in your line of work. Our hands were already tied since everything up…
Katrina and Morgan and Little Miss Dotty Doo OverThinking (author) 2015-07-28
Katrina sat on the red bench, her shiny Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lunchbox to her left, and Little Miss Dotty Doo tucked under her right arm. The sun felt nice on her face. She absently swung…
Re: Promotion OverThinking (author) 2015-07-03
Anyway, congratulations on your promotion. I can tell you                                                                                                                             To:…
A Circus Milked Dry OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-06-29
A Circus of a Wreck » A few miles east of the remains of a fairgrounds, a gopher stuck its head out of its hole and squinted into the boiling afternoon heat. It looked around curiously, surveying…
A Circus of a Wreck OZ Ouroboros (author) 2015-03-05
« | A Circus Milked Dry | A Circus With Paranoia » A sudden crack broke the silence of a vast, infinite plane of the white landscape known to the Clowns of the Circus of Disquieting as the…
A Circus With Paranoia OZ Ouroboros (author) 2015-03-15
« A Circus of a Wreck … … …♪~♪~…. …♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~…. ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪ ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪ "I can stand the sight of worms And look at microscopic germs But technicolor pachyderms Is really too much…
Bananazilla Begins, Part I OZ Ouroboros (author) 2017-04-24
"… And then flushed the rest of them down the goddamn toilet." Dr. Pearl Watkins, lead scientist at Aquagene Pet Shop, hung her head as she slumped in her chair. She wasn't sure what to feel. At…
Bananazilla Begins, Part II OZ Ouroboros (author) 2017-04-29
…This is bananas. Marcus Nakamura stayed silent with fear as the armored van carrying him and Dr. Pearl Watkins rumbled softly down the road to who knows where. Things had taken a very sudden turn…
Beasts of the Old Letters KnightKnight (author)
OZ Ouroboros (author)
2015-12-31
You hold in your hands the paper keys, the keys that can unlock Fantasy. When I first discovered this wondrous land, I could scarcely believe everything before me. The spiraling and floating…
Free Freaks OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-07-08
Kagome kagome Kago no naka no tori wa Itsu itsu deyaru Yoake no ban ni Tsuru to kame ga subetta. Ushiro no shoumen daare Yume Kurosawa hummed an old Japanese children's game song to herself as she…

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Routine Psychological Evaluations By Dr Glass Pair Of Ducks (author) 2009-02-10
The following are excerpts from psychological evaluations performed by Dr. Simon Glass on Foundation personnel Dr. Glass: Alright, let's get this started. Dr. Alto Clef - Dr. Clef: [Subject hands…
Ghost Stories PaladinFoster (author) 2012-10-28
The sun was just beginning to set as I paddled into the Okefenokee swamp along with my friends, Hank and Lucia. We weren't strangers to kayaking in the swamp; we had all done it since we were kids….
Primo Gustu Color PaladinFoster (author) 2013-01-30
* **CoolGuy95 has joined #post-phenomart Welcome to Post-Phenom Art - RULES: www.pastebin.com/GHeXgyQW | Topic: Non-Euclidean Sculptures: Overdone or Underdone? Topic set by TheEntirePolishArmy on…
Clowning Around Pata H (author) 2017-06-02
The following is a transcript of a segment of the fourth episode of the 12th season of SCP-1257, titled "Clownin' Around." Despite the potential appearance of the "Bobble the Clown" entity, the…
Letting it go Pata H (author) 2014-02-26
April 13th 2011 I had just gotten back from a trip to the library when I spotted them. Your average person would just think it's a bunch of cops casing the area. A mix of uniformed and plainclothes…
Abject Blue Insomnia Pedantique (author) 2018-03-26
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » SCP-3985-7 Vocalization Log (2072) JAN 14 -    (00:51) Sixteen (suns/sons) (01:52) Burning (14:11) To see through FEB 26 - …
Forgetting the Number of Dead Stars Pedantique (author) 2018-01-01
She tried not to worry about the empty space too much, lest she accidentally remember, and there was no use in worrying over spilled milk or forgotten piano lessons anyway.
In the Manner of a Bad Apple Pedantique (author) 2018-02-14
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » Nonstandard Reality Acclimation and Preparedness Final Certification Exam 1. Successfully recognize nonstandard reality environment…
Quarterly Performance Review Pedantique (author) 2017-11-12
"While working for me, do you do good things?" The fragment stared up at her with empty, longing eyes. "Of course not."
Salt the Slug, Sheepdog Pedantique (author) 2018-03-16
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » SITE-12 DEEP STORAGE PROTOCOL Removing Items from Storage ● Items are to be removed only with plurality consent of the Overseer…
Thirty Pieces of Silver, Plus Inflationary Costs Pedantique (author) 2018-01-15
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » FOR SALE - SECRETS TO SUCCESS - $2000 Rare books containing methods to excelling in any field. Limited printing, little wear. Hand…
Thousand-Tooth Rat Trap Pedantique (author) 2018-02-27
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » LEVEL-3TITAN STAR QUIXOTIC/MOONDROP INNATEOPDIR IMMEDIATE CEASE ALL RECEIVE PRIORITY ORDER ISSUE VERIFIED: OPCOM NEW OVERSEER…
Under a Baleful Sky Pedantique (author) 2018-01-29
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » Welcome to AUGUSTVILLE, MONTANA Population: 750 Good living under God's law. Dhole sat in the crook of a tree in some unknown…
Obligations Pemander007 (author) 2014-07-08
The beginning was defined primarily by separation. It was a mess of thoughts, of feelings. To be honest, it was difficult for one to say if it was truly an existence at all at that point, but it was…
Shot Down Penton (author) 2017-11-13
A walk to the shops. That’s all it was meant to be. Pop in and get some milk and maybe some of those biscuits Keegan liked if any were left. Just quickly there and back and Susan would be back in…
A Diminished Thing PeppersGhost (author) 2018-01-19
Deep breaths. Deeeeep breaths. Focus. Gotta focus. Gotta stay calm. You've been trained in memetics, Harry. You can do this. You can break through. You just have to concentrate. The cell is six feet…
Containment Breach The Musical PeppersGhost (author) 2015-01-02
A summary of the Broadway hit.                                                                                                                             When we first discovered a way to pull…
Dust in the Wind PeppersGhost (author) 2013-05-27
1929 changed everything in the twinkling of an eye                                                                                                                             I close my eyes. I've…
Opening Night PeppersGhost (author) 2013-05-19
The circus died a painful death some time ago                                                                                                                             You still see them here and…
SCP-4000 PeppersGhost (author) 2018-08-15
REQUEST="4000_Additional_Documentation" … … … [ACCESS: DENIED] … … … REQUEST="4000_Additional_Documentation" CREDENTIALS="SCP-4000/noredirect/true" … … … [ACCESS: GRANTED] [Clever, clever.]…
We Who Poke With Sticks PeppersGhost (author) 2014-10-21
I am a professional stick watcher, and I love my job                                                                                                                             The following…
July 5th, 1975 Perelka_L (author) 2018-01-29
It was always about music. A mournful hum hit the walls, gently reverberating until it found its way to their young ears. Usually that call was a mere whisper, slithering through holes of the cloth…
Scruff, Claws, Paws Perelka_L (author) 2016-04-01
Where seconds ago was a stern and tall and generally rather intimidating Doctor Gears was now a tiny, fluffy kitten. Well. A cat. A very old and thin cat. The tape that Gears was passing to you fell…
Seven New Characters Are Introduced Perelka_L (author) 2017-11-05
It happened after the fourth or fifth lesson with Legler. Laufer climbed on a stool just before anyone managed to leave and announced that there will be a meeting at the Coastal nightclub at nine…
Skyboy Perelka_L (author) 2017-11-25
There was always fear, slithering underneath their eyelids whenever they closed their eyes and chose to sleep, that their dream could change everything. Of course, that would be too easy. They'd…
Torrent Perelka_L (author) 2017-08-06
I 1 The book was small and thin. Some girl gave it to him on the street, smiling nicely and asking for him to read it. He paid it no mind, threw it into the bag, forgot about it until much later….
Burial Rites PersonMcName (author) 2018-02-18
Dr. Morrissey It was Halloween night. No one wanted to be here, but it was almost mandatory. Dr. Morrissey unscrewed the top of his stainless flask, only to find the entire container empty. He…
In Fear PersonMcName (author) 2018-02-20
SCP-2006 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2006 is to be contained at Site 118 in an airtight containment cell. SCP-2006 must be constantly monitored for changes in form, which…
Recovered Media: The Hard-Boiled Adventures of Murphy Law Petrograd (author) 2018-01-03
Incident Report 3143-12.17 On 24/12/2017, a Foundation-operated bot (I/O-ISMETA) located a series of archived discussions pertaining to SCP-3143 across several defunct comic book enthusiast…
Time Crime in Greater Wisconsin - A Primer Petrograd (author) 2015-02-01
Alright, come on in, have a seat. Officers Wallach, Friedman, congratulations on graduating from the academy. Sergeant Bickell, I’m pleased you were able to transfer from Milwaukee. Usually we…
All Things Considered Photosynthetic (author) 2013-02-03
EXCERPT FROM TRANSCRIPT: "All Things Considered", WOSU 89.7, 28 Jan 2013 16:05 ALISHA CLARK, HOST: While the President works to stem unrest in the Middle East, NASA is talking with people from an…
Light-Dependent Reactions Photosynthetic (author) 2015-04-08
Excerpts from Interview Log E-46693-12 October 4, 2014 12:57 PM Interviewer: Geoff C. Taggart, [DATA REDACTED] Subject: Dr. Chelsea Elliott, researcher (plant specialist) Taggart: Good afternoon,…
Opossum Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
The strangest thing about the situation, Andrew reflected, probably wasn't the geometry. (Though that itself was certainly noteworthy. Any cubical room where it's possible to roll a ball from the…
Patina Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
Stone sculptors aren't usually the ones to discuss patina. Normally, you see, the word refers to metal oxidation—the blue-green bloom that copper develops under the rain's hands, for instance….
Presence Photosynthetic (author) 2010-01-18
During the recent Foundation raid on a Marshall, Carter, and Dark "Exhibition for the Perusal of Artistic Anomalies," Foundation agents discovered the following journal entry. The author, Ms. ██████…
Revenants Photosynthetic (author) 2010-02-10
There is a gun in his hands. AR-15 automatic rifle (his mind supplies automatically), standard issue for new Agents or emergency armament, fairly new, pretty battered. He's familiar with this one,…
The Pond Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
"Remind me again why we drove this thing." Katie thumps the steering wheel, hard, as it sticks again. This time, thankfully, unsticking it doesn't swerve the Winnebago into traffic. "Because it's a…
Vertigo Photosynthetic (author) 2012-01-03
(another true story) 1 Jan 2012, 5:54 PM US Airways flight ███ Somewhere over western Ohio I always request the window seat when I fly commercial. The view out that little porthole just never gets…
Four Tines Blind Pig_catapult (author) 2013-06-22
Feet climb nine steps and four Feet bring him to my door Hands pry pine wide Push chair aside Begins to chide I cannot hide Hand grimes a glass of wine Hand grasps a fork and knife I whine and cry…
Mothers' Love Pig_catapult (author) 2014-07-09
The passions of the dead can be vast and mighty, but we are not all-powerful. There are things I can never see. There are things I can never touch. There are things I can never overpower. Because of…
Six Little Mice Pig_catapult (author) 2013-02-03
Six little mice scampered 'cross the floor "Eddy, are you seriously reading the news right now?" I look up from my copy of TIME to glare at Justin. "Come on, man. This Hartle thing's cool, the…
Snail Tale Pig_catapult (author) 2016-06-05
It was time. His children were ready to come into the world. They would have to be born by C-section, however; he had no natural opening from which to birth them. He took his cellphone into the…
That Ocean Scent Piller (author) 2018-02-18
I laid down on my comfortable mattress with an incurable headache and a need for sleep. Yes, I may have slept for seventeen hours, but that doesn't matter. I still have a need for sleep. I'm tired….
Eucharist Aspects Pilzening (author) 2018-08-07
It should have been a dark and stormy night, but the weather forecast had diminished all of Fredrick's hopes for an appropriate atmosphere at this hour. The day had been long, boring, and…
Thomas, the Average Anart Citizen Pilzening (author) 2018-06-15
Thomas had never quite understood the delicate and fine art of moderation. That isn't to say that he was irresponsible, naive or stupid, it was just that he wasn't able to grasp the concept of ‘too…
A Child to Teach Pixeltasim (author) 2013-02-05
It relaxed for a moment, savoring the moment. It liked to have some leeway, and little children afraid of the dark gave it plenty. It wondered what it should do this time, pull it under the bed? No……
A Long Ways from Home Pixeltasim (author) 2013-11-21
Transcript of briefing for Mission 453-07-01, Code name "Waypoint" Begin Transcript Agent Walters, Agent Christensen, have a seat. You both are aware of the situation and have already had your…
Down The Rabbit Wormhole plaguebearer (author) 2018-09-22
FADE IN: INT. APARTMENT - EVENING As the camera fades in, we get a glimpse of the apartment. It is very small, but in a comfy way. The walls are mustard-yellow, but you wouldn't be able to tell…
Beneath The Council Pr10r (author) 2015-02-21
This is a tale about before. Before the cave and the mountains, before the hills and the forests, before the oceans and the sky. This is a tale about where we came from, children, and about why we…
Sunset Pr10r (author) 2014-11-26
Heat. There are too many, TOO MANY! Heat unimaginable. No flame, there could never be flame here, but more heat than almost anywhere. Surging plasma and searing vapour, springing from the surface of…
The Ragdoll Prattler (author) 2012-12-12
When I was a small child, I was terrified of the dark. I still am, but back when I was around six years old I couldn’t go a full night without crying out for one of my parents to search beneath my…
Every Damn Time ProcyonLotor (author) 2013-12-27
The agent laughed indignantly. "Let me get this straight. You sit in a lab all day, writing papers or mixing test tubes or sitting on your ass pretending to do work, while I'm out there, fighting…
Going Outside Prof_JL (author) 2018-08-01
The desert stretched out to infinity before me. Dust devils swirled on the horizon, with plumes of thick smoke rising from the burning mines of black gold behind me. I considered myself lucky to be…
Document # ███-002 Projekt616 (author) 2010-09-16
Document # ███-002: Excerpt from the "von Reiter Collection" Interviewee: Obersturmführer Waldemar Strasser, formerly of 2.SS Panzer-Division Das Reich Interviewer: Captain Albert [REDACTED], ██…
Incident ████-c/A/001 Recovered Materials Projekt616 (author) 2010-09-19
Foreword: This film and several documents were recovered during the acquisition of SCP-████-01-c. Though the documents did not survive prolonged exposure to the tropical climate, the film provides…
Entomophobia Prototype_Toaster (author) 2018-06-13
"Cold, not cruel" is how the Foundation was always described to you. From day one, you were told that the Foundation's actions were based on this motto. As an Overseer, you were supposed to keep it…
NJE-4097 Prototype_Toaster (author) 2018-07-15
Photo of NJE-4097 recovered during Offensive-LBP-0003-009 Designation: Non-Jovian-Entity-4097 Type: Deiridh Security Designations: Due to NJE-4097s repeated heresies to Jovian lifeforms, they…
A Convincing Lyre psul (author) 2016-02-16
« Bigger Than Jesus | Hub | An Impenitent Thief » The concert hall was silent, expectant. Emma looked out, dazzled by the stage lights. If there was an audience out there, it was shrouded in the…
After that / Until then psul (author) 2017-02-01
7 June 2029 Today, I watched a giant jellyfish give birth to a full-grown woman dressed in an owl costume. It was strange to think that I knew it would happen today. The jellyfish floated in the…
An Impenitent Thief psul (author) 2016-02-22
« A Convincing Lyre | Hub | Our Mutual Guide » "Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee Lousy…"‎ I hate that song so fuckin' much I could almost die. In fact, I just almost did.‎ I freeze, one foot in the…
Bloodlines psul (author) 2017-09-13
The barbed knife ripped through the girl's throat. Her body slumped to the cold flagstones, her dark hair settling on the pool of blood before her. Reflections writhed on the slick, crimson surface…
Boxes psul (author) 2016-09-25
I left the box on Karen's nightstand, pausing to listen a while to her soft breathing. It's not a large box, but it's large enough that she'll notice when she wakes up. An e-reader, near new. It…
Counterpoint psul (author) 2016-10-07
« The Musical Suspects | Hub | To be continued… » Interview Transcript: Site Director's Office Date: 08/07/2016 Present: - Site Director Praveen Arora - Edward Barnes (PA) - Junior Researcher…
Duets psul (author) 2017-12-22
« Lessons for Old Dogs | Hub | Magical Mystery Tour (upcoming) » Charla Flores sat on the changing-room bench, slowly folding a spare uniform. It was brand new and spotless, a far cry from her…
Exit Interview psul (author) 2015-12-15
When they finally came for her, it wasn't a black bag over her head in the middle of the night. It wasn't an MTF snatching her off the street on the way home. It wasn't tranquilizers in her coffee,…
Figure and Ground psul (author) 2015-11-09
She lay, crying, in the darkened cell, listening to her brother's screams and the threats of their captors if he failed again. SCP-2162: Supplementary materials …
Golden Horde Funk psul (author) 2017-06-30
Sir? Sir! I'm really sorry to disturb you on leave, sir, but I really don't think this can wait, and the project is kinda out of control, and Director Sarangerel wants to speak to you, and … Sorry,…
Lessons for Old Dogs psul (author) 2017-11-17
« Counterpoint | Hub | Duets » "Mike, look out!" yelled Zhao. The brass city was collapsing around them. Mike slammed to a stop as an enormous bell crashed to the ground in front of him. "The…
Letters from Benares psul (author) 2016-01-24
The following letters were recovered from a private collection and filed as part of the additional materials relating to SCP-2833. Benares, 12 May 1909 Dear Cousin Emily, Greetings from the…
Ombres Malvants: 1) Tooth and Claw psul (author) 2018-09-04
« SCP-3512 | Ombres Malvants | blue pills » Children at play, roughhousing dogs; crowds assembling for the Barca game, traffic beyond that. The distant noises melded with the heat in a thick,…
Ombres Malvants: 2) blue pills psul (author) 2018-09-17
« Tooth and Claw | Ombres Malvants | … to be continued » "So he knows they don't look quite right, yeah, but he takes one anyway." Rafael was shouting to be heard over the thrumming bass, and…
Our Mutual Guide psul (author) 2016-06-03
« An Impenitent Thief | Hub | Pattern Breaker » I can feel it calling to me. It is always calling to me. Those old pages, dust-dry and crumbling. Lines of staff like furrows, seeded with notes,…
Pattern Breaker psul (author) 2016-06-20
« Our Mutual Guide | Hub | The Musical Suspects » "Stolen!? How can it be stolen?" "I'm sorry Emma, but I don't know." Dr. Pherson looked exhausted. "I've been trying to find out, but no-one will…
The Little Buck-Toothed Boy: A Fairy Tale psul (author) 2015-09-25
Once upon a time, there was a little boy, about five and a half years old. He had bright blue eyes, and shiny blond hair, and faint freckles on his face, and his front teeth protruded slightly over…
The Musical Suspects psul (author) 2016-03-07
« Pattern Breaker | Hub | Counterpoint » Mobile Task Force Eta-11 "Savage Beasts" Operation Impromptu - Background briefing Operation Impromptu was one of a series of Foundation operations…
Until Death psul (author) 2017-06-19
She didn't hear it. Not at first. At this time of night, the labs were deserted. The whole of Site-120 was practically empty: corridors dim and silent, offices shut, experimental apparatus crouched…
Humans And Houses pxdnbluesoul (author) 2015-07-11
"The O5s about shit in their pants, Craig. What did you expect?" Stanley Scott shook his head at his colleague as they walked through the hallways of Site-01's computing lab. The persistent low hum…
It's All Behind Us Now pxdnbluesoul (author) 2013-12-09
Much like our grandparents could tell you what they were doing on 9/11/2001, or what their parents were doing during the Kennedy assassination, our entire generation could tell you with perfect…
SCUTTLE pxdnbluesoul (author) 2014-02-10
PROVISIONAL ENTRY — SCRAMBLE ORDER INITIATED, ALL TECHNICAL ADVISORS AND RAISA STAFF TO SITE-01 — PROVISIONAL ENTRY This is an automatically generated entry documenting breaking events. Situation…
The Farm pxdnbluesoul (author) 2014-12-20
"You mean to tell me, there are four billion virtual machines active on one server?" Jason Ortega pointed a bony finger at the server rack, face drawn into a frown. "Not active all at the same…

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CASE COLOURLESS GREEN qntm (author) 2015-11-27
Item #: SCP-3125 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3125 is kept inside Cognitohazard Containment Unit 3125 on the first floor of Site 41. This containment unit is a 10m by 15m…
Fresh Hell qntm (author) 2017-08-30
There's another conglomeration of severed fingers in the last room, coating the room's interior like the innards of an exploded elephant. Parts of the sprawl are feeling their way, like mould, into…
Introductory Antimemetics qntm (author) 2015-04-11
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his head in that first introductory lecture. It's lunchtime, and…
Unforgettable, That's What You Are qntm (author) 2015-09-04
"El, it's finished." Lyn Marness is more than ninety years old and hasn't stood at his full height in ten. He was a tower of a man in his prime, two metres tall and built like a boxer. Nearly nobody…
We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five qntm (author) 2015-01-31
"Can I smoke?" This time the receptionist narrows her eyes at Marion. "No," she says. "You— No, you can't smoke anywhere on Site 200. Just because it's an administration building doesn't mean we…
Where Have You Been All My Life qntm (author) 2017-07-26
Who the fuck infiltrates a senior Foundation official's home, while they're home? Marion Wheeler lives deep in coniferous forest, a long drive from the nearest major city and a long drive in the…
Your Last First Day qntm (author) 2016-01-01
Previously Marion Wheeler is curled in the corner of Site 41's main freight elevator, descending, clutching a shiny red ray gun almost as long as she is tall. The gun has a two-tined prong…
John James Quantum Physician (author) 2016-09-20
In my opinion, the whirlwind of rumours and false reports surrounding the role of D-Class in this institution has created an increasingly poisonous, and frankly unprofessional, atmosphere over the…
Minutes of the 383rd General Meeting of the Coharmonius Pelagic Society, Concerning an Unexpected Pugilistic Threat Quantum Physician (author) 2018-02-19
The following is a transcription of minutes from the 383rd general meeting of the Coharmonius Pelagic Society. Some details of these minutes may be inaccurate, due to the fact that sound is bubbly…
A Chance Encounter Quikngruvn (author) 2010-02-10
“…in three, two, one, mark,” said the pilot as the ship blinked in from hyperspace. “All systems normal, and… there’s the landmark beacon. It looks like we’re ready for the nineteenth system when…
Recurrence Quikngruvn (author) 2010-04-01
I'm in a crowd, in front of a stage. Not sure where, but it doesn't matter, just that it's dark. Up on the stage I can tell there's a band. Just noodling a bit, sounds like, till the drummer counts…
The Loft Quikngruvn (author) 2009-08-07
“Hurry up, we’re gonna get caught!” Jenny whispered, failing to stifle a giggle. “Come on,” I muttered, “I’ve popped harder locks in my sleep… there!” I stood, one hand on the jimmied doorknob, and…

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The Asylum Raaxis (author) 2011-01-01
My friends and I used to do a lot of geocaching after our senior year in high school. For those who don’t know what geocaching is, it’s essentially a worldwide scavenger hunt. People will select…
Duty Rain42 (author) 2013-01-30
Dr. Herrero walked slowly along the empty white corridor, like a condemned to the scaffold. His footsteps echoed on the cold walls, while several cameras observed him from the ceiling. He knew that…
Conqueror Worm A Random Day (author)
Ramona Vonnegut (author)
2017-08-03
« Deus Vulture | Conqueror Worm » Some twenty-eight parsecs from the planet Earth, in the atmosphere of a gas giant in a binary star system, a small hovering drone entered a long-abandoned…
A Cooler Manifesto Randomini (author) 2013-11-15
“Fuck The Critic.” Ruiz paced in a monochrome hallway, holding a banged-up Betamax recorder in his hand. “This asshole comes into my house, starts critiquing the fucking wallpaper, no sir, no sir,…
A Defection Randomini (author) 2014-04-30
>cavalcade.bat -o -xk -scp 00315 LOADING… LOADED PROJECT CAVALCADE CONTINGENCY COMMISSION STANDPOINT: 47.6097° N, 122.3331° W CONTINGENCY 00315-XK-001 STARTING… ERROR [048500: INSECURE LINK]…
An Armenian Bodybuilder Exercises His Legal Rights Randomini (author) 2014-12-24
It was refreshing to have bruises on my skin. My mouth felt slightly off. I reached up to my jaw, then clicked it back into place. I spat out blood and a few teeth, then felt hard matter extrude…
And Then What Happened? Randomini (author) 2013-11-29
Agent Tangerine sat listening avidly to Agent Green’s tale. “And then what happened?” “Well, apparently she went to school with Duchamp.” “Seriously?” “Yup. Hell of a coincidence. The boys drugged…
Angel Of Red And White Randomini (author) 2015-01-17
The coldest I have ever been was the day I was born. Alaska, of course, is a very cold state to begin with, even in the middle of summer. I was born in the winter. It was on New Year’s Day, twenty…
Are We Christmas Yet? Randomini (author) 2013-12-24
"I still think this is a terrible idea." "No, it's awesome! Like, deconstructive or whatever." Overgang and Joey stared at the enormous red bauble that towered over nearby buildings, pensively…
Brotherhood Randomini (author) 2014-01-31
NOTE: This is Part 21 of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. From: Pico 16 hartford street come beat the shit out of…
But We Do Not Talk About That Randomini (author) 2015-03-09
People die. Expendables? Two in three. Per week. Security? Two in three. Per month. Researchers? Two in three. Per year. Doctors? Two in three. Per decade. Look to your left. Look to your right….
Cart can, Can cart Randomini (author) 2013-11-17
“So you’re saying you found a can?” “Yup.” “And this can is… a Cart?” “Yuuuuup.” “So the can’s a Cart.” “That’s what I’ve been saying.“ “You sure this can isn’t a Can?” “Yeah. The can’s in a cart,…
Conservation Of Momentum Randomini (author) 2017-11-29
"What the fuck is this flow shit." He sat atop his wood pile in the copse, looking at the photocopied flier, absentmindedly pulling splinters out of his legs. He'd built a log cabin near the edge of…
Dark Arts and Crafts faminepulse (author)
Randomini (author)
2014-03-27
☦An accidental sorcery. AWCY as a latent phenomenon.☦ I used to see abstracts, nonsense, but somehow I understood. It was an instinct, an intuition; less like the bird knowing to build a nest, more…
Detained Randomini (author) 2013-12-19
Agent Green walked down the street, a Styrofoam cup of tea in one hand and a glowing cigarette in the other. Endless crowds of people flowed around him, occasionally bumping his arms or legs. Green…
Disposal And Discourse Randomini (author) 2013-12-31
"Sorry, Carol; forgot something." "Hm?" "You know, had to throw a blanket over a dead body. Wouldn't want people to see it and panic." "Ah, of course. That's understandable." Ruiz took his coffee…
Dull Ache Hand Randomini (author) 2017-01-21
Site 27 is where people's throats get cut. There's a reason for this, of course. Kill words, though difficult to get into a person's brain without haemorrhaging it, are some of the most effective…
Empty Unmarked Grave Randomini (author) 2013-12-15
>run fmc.exe -t Foundation Mail Client (Text Only Mode) >chkbox You have 1 new message. You have 5739 old messages. >readmsg new Reading All New Messages… 1 new message found. From: The…
Eulogy For The Living Randomini (author) 2014-02-03
NOTE: This is Part 22 of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. "Ruiz Duchamp." Ruiz stirred, rubbing his eyes and yawning…
Fear Not Randomini (author) 2015-10-21
I had fear. Fear had me. I had no words. There were no sounds. I found words, in the darkness. There were none to talk to. I found ears, in the darkness. The ears did naught but whistle. Nothingness…
Final Attack Orders Randomini (author) 2013-12-03
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. The Sculptor was talking at The Painter; The Painter talking at The Composer; The Composer was talking at The Builder; The Builder was talking at…
Flexibility Randomini (author) 2013-11-23
When we first encountered the Artists, we followed standard procedure. Shoot first, ask questions later, then pass around amnestics like candy at a birthday party. This did not work for long. The…
Insufficient Clearance Randomini (author) 2013-12-08
Agent Green opened his eyes. “Agent Green.” An unfamiliar, suited figure sat across the desk from him. Green became uncomfortably aware that he was still wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. “Where am…
Iris Dark Randomini (author) 2014-07-01
Iris Dark was warm, comfortable, and filled with a vague sense of accomplishment. She sipped her hot cocoa and stared at the dully glowing screen. The rain poured down outside, the sun barely…
It Just Shattered Randomini (author) 2013-11-14
“This isn’t structurally possible.” “Well, yes. That’s why we called you. What’s up with it?” “No fucking clue.” Agent Green lit a cigarette and began gesticulating towards the piece. “Can you…
Nobody Dies Randomini (author) 2013-12-10
Ruiz Duchamp heard a sound in the distance. hooooooooonk Probably nothing. Ruiz continued to pace in his studio, moonlight shining through the glass roof and casting shadows across the room. Felix…
Novel Cultivars Randomini (author) 2013-11-24
“I have bred a cultivar of celery that tastes like cheese.” Overgang Dood and Melanoma-on-the-arsehole-of-existence ("Arsehole" to her friends) stared at the plate that Joey Tamlin was offering…
Number Crunching Randomini (author) 2017-11-01
Lucas Monaco, the representative, knocked at the door. Skitter Marshall walked over to open the door. The second that he twisted the handle, Lucas pushed the door open hard, knocking Skitter over on…
On Seabirds And Sleep Randomini (author) 2016-02-03
We keep the exhibition space open for anyone who wants to use it. We never take anything down: the only person allowed to remove a piece is the one who put it there. Many pieces stay up forever….
Quintessence Of Dust Randomini (author) 2013-11-27
“What a piece of work is man.” Ruiz stood draped in purple robes. The spotlight shone down, the theatre otherwise coated in black. He was wracked with Hamlet’s madness, profound pain etched in his…
Robert Carter Randomini (author) 2014-06-28
Robert Carter was cool, calm, and collected. He straightened his deep blue tie, then parted his hair with a metal comb. The lights of the Las Vegas strip lit up the night as bright as day. Robert…
Shady Meetings Randomini (author) 2013-11-25
“You’re the new Clipper, right?” “No, I think the name we’re going with is Snipper, Miss The Director. A lot more snappy. Snippy snappy.” The Snipper winked, clicking his fingers towards the woman…
Skitter Marshall Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
Skitter Marshall was cold, wet, and slightly miserable. The rain pelted down unrelentingly as he shivered and stared at an innocuous-seeming building. The townhouse Skitter stood outside of seemed…
Snip Snip Snip Randomini (author) 2013-11-19
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. “Snip snip. Snip snip snip.” Wilson applied force to his secateurs. The lady’s fingers sheared off awkwardly, shattered bone poking through the…
Snipped From The Same Cloth Randomini (author) 2014-01-05
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. "What would you do with the powers of a god?" The corpses remained silent. This was partially because they were uncertain of how to answer, but…
Some Rational Inheritance Randomini (author) 2016-02-27
The A-78xD United Eidolonic Collective were a reasonable lot. Or one. They/it/we didn't really understand human languages. Always hung up on "nouns" and "adjectives" and "tenses" and whatnot. A-78xD…
Someone Steals Aldon's Penis Randomini (author) 2014-04-21
1. You should read Learning the Alphabet before considering reading this, at least to the end of the first act. (The content of this tale is probably the dream that occurs immediately prior to…
Sunday Funnies Randomini (author) 2016-09-19
The Cool Kids Randomini (author) 2013-12-01
“Molly! Where’d you put my aubergines?” “Your what?” “My aubergines!” “What the fuck is an aubergine?” “My eggplants! Where are they?” “Oh, them! I chucked them in the bin, they’d gone bad or…
The Corpse, The Twister, And The Veteran Randomini (author) 2016-01-17
There was a boat on a lake in the dead of night. The moon was out, a whole shining circle. There were three people on there. The boat, I mean, not the moon. One of them was a tall male behind the…
The Friday Exhibition Randomini (author) 2013-12-04
“What.” “Joey, why is there a pile of corpses here?” “I dunno, none of us were doing this.” Arsehole tentatively poked one of the bodies. “Pretty fucking metal.” “Well, yeah, but it’s not really…
The Minions© day at the scp Randomini (author) 2016-04-01
The Toyman And The Doctor Randomini (author) 2013-12-11
Document Identification Number: DOCWON-525276 Acquisition Method: Mailed to Site-17 Additional Documentation: Mailed In Unmarked Manilla Envelope, Sealed. Inside: Seven (7) Marked A5-size Envelopes….
thinking/knowing/living Randomini (author) 2014-01-26
the worst part of living if you really think about it is thinking. immortality it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to notice. the only way that one could stand knowing anything is the knowledge…
Third Death Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
The decrepit fleshsack housing the consciousness of Amos Marshall groaned. He was not particularly comfortable. This was nothing new. He had not been particularly comfortable at all over the last…
Three Men Named Con Murphy Randomini (author) 2014-11-02
Conrad Murphy approached the entrance of Humanoid Containment Site-29-2, covered by the dark, moonless night. He pulled the elastic from the back of his blank white mask, letting it snap across the…
To Settle All Accounts of the Butt Randomini (author) 2016-04-27
Oi, turn off all your stuff, terminate your bleeps and bloops, we're waiting for the show to finally get on the road. The audience is cloaked in darkness, and the world feels like nothing. Silence…
Vaccination Randomini (author) 2014-02-09
Bijou Dashwood sat apathetically in front of the chalkboard, staring at her two lecturers. The one to her left was a twelve year old boy. The lower half of his face was covered in dusty, yellowed…
Vescatur Perago Randomini (author) 2015-02-23
And so, at last, it had come to this. Years of poring over religious manuscripts and numerological heraldry. Countless sleepless nights dedicated to documenting the most complex and perverse rituals…
Watching Corpses Randomini (author) 2013-05-13
I don't quite remember the first time, but my parents told me about it. I would have been about… 5? Probably 5 or 6, yeah. It was one of my friends' dad. I just ran away screaming to the teacher…
wowwee go kill ursefl Randomini (author) 2013-11-13
“Three people have died from your exhibition.” “They signed waivers.” “I’ve got people breathing down my neck, here.” “They all signed waivers. They knew what they were getting into, they were…
wowwee u kild ursefl Randomini (author) 2014-03-15
NOTE: This is final part of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. The Sculptor walked confidently to the grimy wooden…
XK Randomini (author) 2014-01-21
we took the damned thing and wiped the blood and shit and piss and tears from its face nothing was beneath light shone through the cracks reality itself bent to the wills of madmen only words remain…
yes Randomini (author) 2013-12-12
Is he willing to stop me, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then why am I still alive? Is he neither able nor…
Everybody Needs Somebody ratsy (author) 2018-04-03
« One Trick Ponies MTF-Lambda-9, later known as the Foundation Animal Assets Division, was established in 1924, reached peak performance in 1946, and has been significantly downsized since. As…
One Trick Ponies ratsy (author) 2018-03-24
MTF-Lambda-9, later known as the Foundation Animal Assets Division, was established in 1924, reached peak performance in 1946, and has been significantly downsized since. As dissolution of the…
Eating Crow RecursiveRecursion (author) 2017-06-18
"John's wife stopped coming in to check up on him. I can't blame her, John isn't exactly himself anymore. Nothing we do appears to slow down his condition, psychological or medical. We're at a loss, both literally and physically."
Extranormal Event-28-A ("Ifrit") Archives RecursiveRecursion (author) 2017-12-11
Foreword: The following documentation is a collection of radio transmissions, recovered journal entries, and other relevant information pertaining to Extranormal Event (EE)-28-A, which took place…
Fresh Air RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-02-10
Foundation Gothic A cold wind blew, howling like a lonely wolf on the countryside. Nothing seemed to move, save for the occasional cluster of dead leaves, blown skyward by the rushing wind….
Husk RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-02-04
Foundation Gothic "Mister Gregor, do you know why you're here?" The wild-eyed man stared into space for a moment, shifting uncomfortably in his straightjacket. His eyes became fixed on a…
Let's Get this Show on the Road! RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-05-01
« Freaks, Friends, and Fiends| Dread & Circuses Hub | A Circus Come To Not » In a quiet corner just outside the universe, bookshelves stretched to the heavens. Line upon line of them continued…
Prelude: The Facade RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-01-30
Foundation Gothic The holding cell was quiet, serene. Outside the door, the scratch of pen against paper could be heard as doctors filled out the forms necessary to relocate their latest…
Restless Dreams RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-03-22
"It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced." "This is hardly the time for Star Wars, dearest." Paige Turner shivered, letting loose a discomforting…
Blood Is Thicker Than Water red-rogue (author) 2017-06-13
Note to Researcher Miller The increase in volume of excretions from SCP-173 have continued at the expected rate. Enclosure cleaning schedule updated to weekly as instructed. Activity within…
The Great Siege of Julabin REDbluewhiteyellow (author) 2014-05-20
The following is an excerpt taken from SCP-140, detailing the siege of the city-state Julabin located in what is now [REDACTED], Norway. *Note: Based on context as well as usage in previous…
The Price of Knowledge REDbluewhiteyellow (author) 2013-02-27
Blood has long been regarded as an important part of our rituals. Its powers and properties have been extensively studied by many famous priests. Among the first was the Holy Father Dichardu of…
Dystopia Contest Rejekyll (author) 2014-10-30
First place goes to Mission Statement, by Dr Reach. Second place goes to I, Autarch, by Kalinin. Third place goes to Starch and Cream, by djkaktus. Congratulations to everyone who entered! Thanks…
Follow The Keter Rejekyll (author) 2012-04-03
Note: The following audio log was recovered from security cameras inside of SCP-682's containment cell during Incident 682-076-1JF4D-NA5, in which SCP-076-2 breached containment and engaged in…
Freaky Commodities Rejekyll (author)
2014-06-26
There were four men in the elevator. Two buff men in loose suits stood on the edges, staring blankly at the wall in front of them. Next to the left-most guard was a middle-aged British man with a…
Placere Non Trinus Rejekyll (author) 2013-01-30
Sir Ando drew his cloak around him as he prepared to leave the monastery. The large, cobblestone building stood behind him, towering above him and his horse as he saddled it up. Hastily, he threw…
Rising Rejekyll (author) 2012-10-28
The feeling of blinking and opening his eyes to an entirely new place was not new to number Five Zero Seven. Just a second ago, he had been standing in a dark cell, eating celebratory pumpkin pie….
A Lesson in Power renacer (author) 2016-05-22
With her right hand pressed against cold steel, Dr. Kowalski guided herself through darkness. Steps forward were apprehensive shuffles. She had a sleep mask over her eyes, but she found herself…
Tight Bookshelves Researcher Blasko (author) 2018-09-25
A flash of narrative color flooded the Department Of Pataphysics at Site-87, and a woman stepped out of a copy of The Combined Works Of William Shakespeare. She sighed heavily, and set down her…
Incident Report WP-1 RichardJ28 (author) 2010-10-25
Personnel involved: Agent Byrd, KIA; Agent Vospur, MIA assumed dead; MTF Chi-1 ("Golden Retrievers") Date: 19/██/20██ Background: Agents Byrd and Vospur were deep-cover operatives assigned to…
Being Cactusman Riemann (author) 2014-05-26
Dreams have long been a point of contention for psychologists, full of vehement and loud opinions on what they mean. Some think that it's the brain going over the events of the day, while others…
Family Business Riemann (author) 2014-07-17
In all great family trees, there is a small and stunted little twig that is ill mentioned and highly embarrassing. A stain on the illustrious painting of heritage. A black sheep. A brown M&M. The…
It will be fun, they said. Rigen (author) 2018-06-16
Fragment of InComm bulletin suspected to be distributed by GOC Internal Communication division, confiscated from captured sleeper agents in Site-229 Modern Thaumaturge: A Perspective by Field…
Playing God Rikks (author) 2013-03-05
To whom it may concern, First and foremost, I would like to offer congratulations to each and every member of staff working here. When I set out upon that gravel path, I never once thought we could…
Headache Rimple (author) 2018-06-14
It was the end of the fucking world and MTF-Sigma-66 were doing what they always did: getting themselves killed. "So to be clear, this place is going to be toe to tits in guards, covered in goddamn…
This Year Rimple (author) 2018-02-02
December "I can't believe you've survived a year in these conditions." Trench muttered, grimacing as he tried to wipe bat shit off his shoulder, only succeeding in smearing it into his overalls….
Anno Domino Rioghail (author)
2013-02-06
December 1st, 2081 Access: Record of extranormal events and object retrievals Enter password: Access: Record for Site-466 retrieval agents. Enter password: * Access: Records…
Containment Engineer - A Typical Day rioludoodle (author) 2017-06-11
Avery Zhang sighed as he swiped his Level 2 key card through the scanner on the wall. The light beeped from red to green, and the steel door in front of him slid aside to let him through. He sipped…
Dispatch from the Paintball War rockyred9 (author) 2017-09-11
O5-2 entered the conference room and took her seat at the long table. She said nothing to the other twelve people seated around her, and they said nothing back. The O5 Council only met in person…
The Original rockyred9 (author) 2017-06-12
The jig was up. Something had gone wrong somewhere, and the Foundation had failed its final mission. Maybe 343 had got sick of the entire mess and decided to sweep the quarrelling apes off his…
A Concrete Shrine Roget (author) 2017-06-10
Atone in the hole bored and never alone. The observer was unseen and unblinking. Over time the arms had chipped and flaked away in a pile of shavings resting within layers of offal. The shapes of…
A Few More Words From "The Administrator" Roget (author) 2014-01-02
The Administrator looked at a watch. Ten minutes past five, and Fritz had failed to make his appearance. It sighed. Why did they always have to make it get up after them? They were old enough to…
A Filthy Scarecrow Waves His Arms Roget (author) 2014-07-08
On the flight back to Headquarters, Agent Fredericks mused on how familiar the blurry outline of Washington D.C below him was getting. Every week, it seemed, Director Hoover wanted them to come back…
Activity Documentation File 11-A Roget (author) 2014-10-07
**FILE 11-A Foundation Identification Icon. Group Name(s): Oneiroi, Oneiroi Collective, Oneiroi Gardens Group Classification: Non-human, Business(?), Unification, Extra-Dimensional…
Agent Brown and the Case of the Missing Amulet Roget (author) 2013-05-19
It was a perfectly perfect day at the SCP Foundation's 19th Site. There were anomalous butterflies flying, and laughing personnel catching them in titanium butterfly nets. The Telekill containment…
Alternate Hypotheses Roget (author) 2013-04-02
We gotta keep our own, don't we? That's what my dear Momma always said. If ya got something earned, or somethin' that's yours, keep it safe. Don't let any o' them outside peepers come creepin' in,…
An Offer You Can't Refuse Roget (author) 2017-04-06
April 2nd, 2011 ADDRESS HOLDER 85 FREDERICK STREET ON, CANADA WE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FROM A TALENTED POOL OF CANDIDATES FOR EMPLOYMENT WITH THE FACTORY. THIS IS A…
Anomalous Incidents Roget (author) 2012-11-28
Boyd kicked his heels onto the mahogany desk, a copper penny in his hand. "Call it." "…tails." Fish shifted uncomfortably, reclining in the opposite chair. "…Nope. What is that, seventieth time in a…
Authenticity Trip Roget (author) 2014-06-01
January 6th, 2015. In Miami, there is an apartment. A studio one, stuffed with computers, beeping and booping, manned by a single, unwashed operator. There are many monitors, looking into seismic…
Bavarian Fire Drill Roget (author) 2017-09-20
Colonel Cook's eyes had never been narrower as he read over the neatly-typed piece of paper that had landed on his desk that morning. Across said mahogany authority symbol, a thin young man in a…
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered Roget (author) 2018-07-24
David Rosen despised going to the infirmary. It made his patience thin and his mind numb. Whether it was losing an arm to a giant indestructible reptile, or getting scratched by Josie when a petting…
Boss of Me Roget (author) 2015-03-30
SCP-1837 Containment Area, Site-77 Director Shirley Gillespie was doing her daily rounds, when she noticed something curious. In a clear, plastic tank, where there was usually an old-fashioned…
Cells Roget (author) 2015-09-08
The Commander sternly stared over his crew. They were a good crew, rich with protein. For a moment, he steeled his nerves. "Alright squad. This is it. Today, we infiltrate the hated Foundation's…
Children Of Doubt Roget (author) 2013-02-26
My sons have left me. I was once a proud father of five boys, each with their own great ambitions and plans. As our days went by, the sound of them whispering their plans was sometimes all I could…
Daydreamin Roget (author) 2013-10-27
Daydreams That's all there is anymore. That's all I can have. I'm an all powerful demigod, locked in the chamber of little boy. Do you know where the power goes? It flows out our fingers and out…
Decomm Anon Roget (author) 2012-06-28
The dim fluorescent lights buzzed softly above, as the nine individuals looked at one another uneasily. The clock on the wall ticked the time down, and there was the occasional nervous cough. The…
Diary of a Young Girl Roget (author) 2012-07-10
dear diary My name is Lizzy Byrn, and i am 7 years old. My mommy and daddy and me just moved in a new house in a town called Frankinberg. Mommy says that we came here becouse of daddys job and so…
Document #017-1 Roget (author) 2015-03-19
Site-12, Monday Morning. 4:00. January 11th, 2025. Containment area of SCP-5200 Researcher Boyd closed the hatch behind him, and turned to face the containment vault's occupant. Boyd thought he…
Don't Forget Roget (author) 2012-06-01
This letter is to anyone who remembers that one should always take care of their fellow man. I'm stuck in this little room surrounded by a big layer of concrete. I usually can't open the door…
Epilogue: Last Word Roget (author) 2013-01-10
« Part Three | HUB |We never forget » …
Expanded Biography of "The Administrator" Roget (author) 2014-11-10
Well, it all got started when I became god. The Administrator explaining the dangers of containment to President Eiseinhower Security Clearance: Qliphoth Duties: The Administrator is more of an…
First Interlude: Old School Roget (author) 2013-01-10
"We're going to have a great year, aren't we?" - The girl who sat behind you. Students! Please be advised that class scheduling will begin this Saturday, in the auditorium. Please remember to…
First Seed Roget (author) 2012-08-10
March 11th, 2015. Siberia was not nice this time of year. Anders Forsman wondered if Siberia was ever really nice at any time of the year. Either way, this wasn't his normal neck of the woods. The…
Game Day Part 3: Synchronous Roget (author) 2013-03-16
Murphy stumbled through the darkened corridor, trying and somewhat succeeding at avoiding the debris that was strewn across the floor. Behind him, indistinct voices still called out, searching for…
Going Out Roget (author) 2012-12-25
On 9/18/2011, SCP-703 manifested an instance of SCP-703-1. Analysis revealed it to be a list of items produced by SCP-703, dating back to its initial containment. Referencing with updated…
Homeowners Roget (author) 2012-07-02
Diane was glad they had found such a nice neighborhood for the kids. She and Paul had worried about finding someplace good for them to grow up in. Some of the neighborhoods they had looked at were…
How Tightly The Coils Squeeze Roget (author) 2013-08-20
September 18th, 2160 - Within the Wanderer's Library The night-time is late, and very down. No early morning brightness peeking from the borders of the moon's domain. Just a permanent, thick gray,…
I Forgot To Remember To Forget Roget (author) 2016-12-23
They were stringing up gold garland all over the house. Mistletoe adorned every doorway while elves stared down mischievously from their various shelves. The entire dormitory looked like a collision…
I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die Roget (author) 2014-12-21
Dr. Ralph Roget knocked on the door, shave-and-a-haircut style. It was the way he always knocked when he was a kid, coming with Mom to see the grandparents. It was also the only way for the…
I Was Not Magnificent Roget (author) 2015-04-27
At a Window Booth Shirley tried her best to look distinctly unimpressed by O5-4. Their meeting place, a Denny's outside of Kalamazoo, was unorthodox. But she had insisted upon it. There was no…
Individuality Roget (author) 2012-09-20
You want to know where it all went wrong? The reason the Foundation is in this state? I can tell you. I'm probably the last person who can tell. They got all the others… either dead, hidden, or…
Innocence Roget (author) 2016-09-23
MR MONEY AND GIRL The first thing that Latoya saw of this money man was a spray of diamonds firing out his nose as she was filing into the room. Black hair slicked back over his head and juxtaposed…
Letter from the North Roget (author) 2012-07-07
Will you come sit with us? It is very cold out here, and we are very lonesome. People do not visit us very often, so we do not get to see people. We like people. Please come be with us. We would…
Life and Death Roget (author) 2012-05-02
One minute. He feels himself growing. It hurts, but he can take it. The real pain hasn't even started yet, anyways. He knows this pain all too well, he has felt it every time someone turns that key….
Long Live The King Roget (author) 2013-06-12
My name is Dr. King, and you know what I hate more than anything ever invented by mankind? Apple seeds. They have always been the bane of my miserable existence. God damn, piece of shit apple…
Meeting Of The Minds Roget (author) 2013-02-17
Masipag sat in the sterile briefing room, her expression of slightly nervous boredom mirrored by Fritz, Cyrus, and Kulzn. Kraito stood at the front of the rooms only table, fiddling with a black…
Museum of Idiots Roget (author) 2015-04-05
Hall ██ of Site-██ Containment area for the Little Misters Mr. Stripes Doctor Leon Red and Junior Researcher Paulus Shirt looked down into the testing chamber. Inside, a gaggle of doctors were…
My Brother The Ape Roget (author) 2013-11-25
Scene: A messy office, home to to one of the Foundation's best and brightest men. Not a big, or a fancy office, but one that gets the job done. We aren't talking about the name on the door. That…
Mystery Skipper Theater 3000 Roget (author) 2017-04-07
The following broadcast transcript was detected from a previously dormant region of space, with Foundation encryption. The content is currently under analysis. The Foundation's telescopic networks…
Nacho Business Roget (author) 2013-04-18
In the Foundation, you can't afford to pull punches. If you make an assumption, expect it to fly back in your face before you can say "Skipper". Hell, do you know how many tests they have to run in…
New Technical Issues Roget (author) 2012-03-22
Welcome to the Technical Issues page. You are all free to ask me about any issue you might be having (with a computer, mind you), I will try and assist you in resolving those issues. Don't be…
No One Else Will Protect Us Roget (author) 2013-12-09
My name is The Administrator. I don't know who I was before all this… happened? Or changed? Or whichever adjective you want to use, it all means the same thing. History itself has been changed, if…
Obsession's Price Roget (author) 2012-09-24
The journal entries included with this report were recovered from Researcher █████'s official research notes on SCP-589 following Incident 589-40. It is believed that Researcher █████ was the first…
Of Brothers And Fathers Roget (author) 2015-02-09
J. Edgar Hoover was sitting in his office, writing something, when Robert Parsley entered it for the last time. A half-eaten danish sat on the desk. "Have a seat." Robert did. "How is the Atlanta…
Olympia Roget (author) 2012-11-13
The professor felt a familiar, cold linoleum under his feet as he padded his way through the facility. It had been a long time, but everything still felt like how he remembered it. The entrance hall…
One Last Ride Roget (author) 2012-07-18
You know what my favorite part of a roller coaster is? The climb. You're just inching your way up that hill, and you know that the terrible drop is coming soon. Riding with family is even better. I…
Overview of MTF Psi-7 "Home Improvement" Roget (author) 2013-12-10
Mobile Task Force Psi-7 specializes in the undercover investigation, containment, and/or demolition of anomalous buildings or buildings affected by anomalies, particularly residential homes in…
Painted Lips, Unblinking Eyes Roget (author) 2014-02-06
David Rosen was not a happy man. Now, by all accounts, this was not an unusual occurrence, but today David had something beyond general misanthropy or a lack of proper nutrition to be glowering…
Parting Roget (author) 2013-02-04
TO: Oklahoma City, OK FROM: Washington D.C John Please come to Washington as soon as it can be arranged. Something has come up, and we're in need of people with your skills to assist. This is a…
Pilgrimage Roget (author) 2013-05-10
When you're in a position like mine, there is never time to be surprised. Even when each day, I meet new THINGS on my skin to crawl around and smile with my gums, I think thats all there is too…
Preaching To The Choir Roget (author) 2013-03-18
Director Cyrus knew that Fritz was watching him as he shuffled through a filing cabinet. He made a mental note to have a serious discussion with whomever had filed these things in an ass-backwards…
Prelude: First Bell Roget (author) 2013-01-10
« | HUB | Part One » …
Prometheans Roget (author) 2013-02-14
Senior Researcher L. Byron(aka "Kraito") SCP Researcher and Telepathy Specialist. Security Class: 3 Duties: Research of Telepathic anomalies, Objects recovered in the field, SCP containment…
Psychiatric Profile For Researcher Lee Byron Roget (author) 2013-02-21
CONFIDENTIAL PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION, DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. Name: Lee "Kraito" Byron Clearance: Level 3 Location: Site-19 Date of Birth: 09/18/1959 Age: 49 years, 11 months Dates of Testing: █-18-██,…
Remembrance: Part One Roget (author) 2013-01-10
June 12th, 1976. Hi, my name's Lee. If you're reading this, it is very likely that I will be extraordinarily upset with you, because this is a personal journal I bought yesterday, at the new…
Remembrance: Part Three Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Lee checked his watch, like he always did, and stepped over the welcome mat. He was home. It wasn't a particularly impressive home, with its threadbare red carpets and grimy, unwashed windows, but…
Remembrance: Part Two Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Lee was there. Walking through the dead halls and broken doors, in his pressed uniform. They'd left him behind. Everyone else had been taken out, to play. Lee continued his march. They would be back…
Reversed Engineering Roget (author) 2014-01-06
Professor Duncan Gills checked his watch. Forty-five minutes. That's how long it had taken him to change the face of robotics… the Foundation, and maybe even the world. He gazed down upon his…
Seasons Pass Roget (author) 2012-10-29
It's been a long time since we had a season like the '56 season. That was the heyday. It seemed like we couldn't sell enough stuff, and everyone wore the biggest smile. We had the tourists and…
Second Interlude: In Session Roget (author) 2013-01-10
"Do you remember, when the bells had to ring?" "Can you tell me, how the children used to sing?" - An unknown admirer. We're finally leaving for the trip. It's been a hell of a ride getting here,…
Setting the Stage Roget (author) 2013-01-20
Dear sir or madame, It has come to our attention that you have taken some of our props, and while we understand why you felt it necessary, we politely request you return them. We were not intending…
Skipping Time Roget (author) 2013-08-10
"So, before we start, can I please have your name?" The still, pale man seated before me paused to take a breath, and slowly moved his eyes towards me. His eyes were slower now, and I'd been told he…
Step Right Up! Roget (author) 2014-11-28
"You missed." "Shut up." Rosen covered his eyes, grunting with disapproval as he surveyed his throw. Victoria Rockward skipped up to the starting point, grinning like a madman. "It's my toss now,…
Technical Orientation Roget (author) 2012-12-16
Hello, and welcome to the Tech Support orientation. I am senior technical researcher David Rosen, and I will be orienting you. Before we begin, I’d like to ask that all cellphones, smart phones,…
The Day the Clown Cried Roget (author) 2012-07-01
Adrian's dream always started in the same way. He was walking down a street, a street he had never seen before. It was night-time, and it was kind of scary, but he had Freddy, and Freddy would make…
The Doom Of All Frogs Roget (author) 2018-04-11
Researcher Rasmusen was dying. This wasn't an unusual state of affairs. Between the downturns of coffee addiction, sleep deprivation, the general aches pains three concussions gives a person, slow…
The Kids Aren't All Right Roget (author) 2018-02-20
It's not dangerous to spend time outside in the summer. Clouds are always leering from the edge of the sky. Don't look at them. The sundown pond is so clean and white. The light slides cleanly…
The Last Word Roget (author) 2012-10-21
In the autumn months, if you walk along the Site-19 grounds and you see an old rusted fence, you might want to see what's on the other side. Over there, the leaves will all crunch underfoot as you…
The Swift Rise And Fall Of Technical Researcher David Rosen Roget (author) 2012-04-01
OR, HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE OUR TECHNICAL OVERLORD This was the image that had graced Technical Researcher David Rosen's monitor when he had arrived in his office that morning. It…
Timing Roget (author) 2012-12-10
Mr. Moon knew he was very good at timing these things. He really couldn't afford to be bad at it, with his condition. He'd tried to use watches, but watches only worked when you had eyes to watch…
Transparent Roget (author) 2012-07-02
So yeah, my name is Mister Chameleon. Also known as 'That one color guy,' 'Oh yeah, he's a mister, right?' or 'Doctor Wondertainment's afterthought.' Sometimes it can be hard to be me. After all,…
Under the Sea Roget (author) 2013-02-06
I must tell you this now, as I am growing old and the knowledge cannot die with me. The world as you know it is wrong. We are all passengers in a great craft, from which we will one day be released….
Unusual Incident Unit's Case Files - Classified Roget (author) 2015-06-18
The following is a collection of cases and disturbances investigated by the Unusual Incidents Unit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. These cases date from the founding of the division, but…
Warm Memories Roget (author) 2012-07-22
Did I ever tell you the story of the Hindenburg disaster? It was quite a big deal when it happened, it was all over the news for months. And I was there when it happened. I was just a young kid back…
When We Reach The Crescendo Roget (author) 2014-01-02
The testing chamber was humming. Not a fluorescent hum, or even one from the various electrical implements hidden within its walls. No, this was a different humming. It was… hopeful. A hope that…
Where Your Eyes Don't Go Roget (author) 2016-12-01
"Grandma!" Shirley looked down over her newspaper. Ralph was standing there, with a fistful of wooden blocks, beaming up at her. "Can we play Director, grandma?" She smiled down at him. "Sure. Where…
Where's The Shadow Government When You Need Them? Roget (author) 2014-06-27
"Mister Hoover, your two o' clock is ready for you." It was the usual thing. J. Edgar Hoover's people took him down to one of the lower levels, in a rickety old elevator. They had a few re-purposed…
NINER: Voided Warranty Rounderhouse (author) 2018-09-11
Glass and steel skyscrapers towered above the city of Eurtec, casting shadows over the numerous thoroughfares and avenues. Humans, robots, and everything in between scuttled through the streets like…
Memetics and Infohazards Division Orientation Rounzie (author) 2015-07-19
Alright everybody, welcome to the orientation for the memetics and infohazards division. Now this is a full week of training, and a long day so be sure to get some coffee or a donut, because we…
"Thieves!" Screamed The Ghost rumetzen (author) 2017-02-28
Voices pulled him from the blankness of unconsciousness. “-unless you want your boss melting your badge for scrap before the end of your fucking shift.” A woman’s snarl. It occurred to Alarath that…
... And Whenever They Catch You, They Will Kill You... rumetzen (author) 2017-01-21
Amy had spent less than a month in the Library, most of it dedicated to hiding or following the random paths traced by the Queen. A week, she could tell, was not long enough to get a good picture of…
All the World Will be Your Enemy... rumetzen (author) 2016-02-28
Though the sign above the cell door said “4521”, in casual conversation the guards and scientists called it The Witness, the woman inside had never stopped thinking of herself as Amy. She didn’t…
Between Shelves rumetzen (author) 2014-07-07
This is a sequel to Going Out Of Book. You should probably read that first. At first, all she saw was darkness. Then a red glow crept in. She was lying on a cold, hard surface, staring up. There was…
But Life Goes On rumetzen (author) 2017-02-01
In the underbelly of a numberless Site beneath Navi Mumbai, Pavlo Kharkiv sat alone in a dark room with a glass of vodka. One by one, four computer terminals around him flickered to life. They…
Change In The House Of The Flies rumetzen (author) 2017-01-25
Aubrey Dell missed the days when coming home was a respite. When she was free to leave work at work and pretend for a few hours a day that she was a normal biologist, one not surrounded by…
First Day rumetzen (author) 2013-01-12
Joshua Thomas Eichburg stared in disbelief at the room in front of him. It was smaller than any other office he'd seen at the FBI, maybe the size of a bedroom. It was the only one he'd seen with no…
Giving Bad People Good Ideas rumetzen (author) 2017-01-22
The diner’s light shone like a lone glimmer of hope within the darkness of the city. The waitress wiping down the counter wore a bored expression. It was nearing the end of her shift, and the only…
God Am rumetzen (author) 2017-01-31
Alarath squatted on the sidewalk and observed the new world he'd found himself in. The first thing that struck him about the city was how many people seemed to be living in it. Though it was night,…
Home Is Where The Hatred Is rumetzen (author) 2017-03-07
Ilias Kantos was going to get some fucking answers. Three days. Three days since his world had been shredded. Three days since they’d put him in this call-it-anything-but-a-cell. Three days since…
I Want To Tell You rumetzen (author) 2017-01-23
“So what’s the worst Site you’ve ever worked at?” asked Cipher. “I don’t know. Difficult question.” Kantos paused in solemn thought. “Seoul. Seventy-One. The place barely functioned.” The BMW they…
Imposters rumetzen (author) 2013-05-06
They stopped giving me water years ago. Food long before that. They must have realized my time as an Overseer meant I never was in danger of dying. The air feels recycled, just dust drifting through…
Interlude - The Faraday Girls rumetzen (author) 2013-01-30
“Shit shit shit,” said Donna. She was late for school. Stupid alarm had gone off an hour late, and now she was going to have to walk. “Shit,” she said again as she opened her closet and ruffled…
Living Through Shattered Glass rumetzen (author) 2016-03-22
“So, everything you told me was bullshit.” Rupinder tilted his head. “Was it?” “All that talk about letting me leave if I wanted? Yeah, looks like it.” Something about him made her shudder, though…
March Of The Fire Ants rumetzen (author) 2017-02-06
The sound of sirens made Alarath look away from the stranger. They split in the air in the distance, growing closer every second. They were unlike any warning horn he had heard used in the Empire,…
No Rain rumetzen (author) 2017-02-17
The steel collar was just loose enough to keep from choking Cipher, yet tight enough that she had to stop herself from clawing at the metal around her throat. Every five seconds, a small red light…
Party Of The Year rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
“I don't see why you even like her,” said Lila. She took another drag and passed the joint to Minh. “She's a bitch.” Minh sighed and began smoking. “She is not. I don't know why you hate her so…
Pawn To E4 rumetzen (author) 2014-07-08
The guard shivered. Even through layers of nylon, fleece, wool, and polyester, the chill seeped into the bones. The wind roared around him, whipping up snow, branches, and dirt, pelting him with…
Posthuman rumetzen (author) 2017-02-08
Clef didn’t miss his face. Initially the loss had been painful. It wasn’t just his physical face the creature had taken. For years he’d wandered with a hole in his existence, one that could not be…
Pretty Magic Gaiden Mecha Tokyo-Mon Demon Ninja Sailor Clef rumetzen (author) 2016-04-01
EXT. PUFFER KITTENS GENTLEMEN’S CLUB - DAY The exterior of the building EXPLODES as CLEF-SAN is tossed through the window like a weekly shonen jump tossed through a shoji. He hits the ground bounces…
Rather Die Young rumetzen (author) 2017-02-02
“Hello, Emily.” Agent Cipher flinched at the use of her real first name. Underneath layers of digital modulation, the voice coming from the phone was unrecognizable. But there were only half a dozen…
Riddles From the Dark rumetzen (author) 2016-03-14
“Man, if I’d known you were so useful for petty larceny, I would have started years ago.” Years ago you believed I was a schizophrenic delusion. “Whatever, Nancy Nitpicker.” Amy pressed her hand to…
Rites of Passage rumetzen (author) 2016-03-07
For the first time in five years, Amy slept peacefully. No nightmares. No panic attacks in the middle of the night. She woke with no aching in her joints, no cramped muscles. She opened her eyes. A…
Rubber Summer rumetzen (author) 2012-12-31
“What is it?” “I… I think it's a duckie?” The two men stared down at the crater in the concrete. It was about a meter across, and in the center was a small yellow rubber duckie wearing an astronaut…
The Circle Opens rumetzen (author) 2013-02-19
Night comes in early in Orinsville. The sun rises at seven AM exactly, every day, and by two PM has already begun its slow descent behind the mountains. Come four, it's fully dark. The only light…
The Man Who Sold The World rumetzen (author) 2017-01-23
The man who would one day be known as Savior awoke in a field of corpses. The ground was hidden beneath the carpet of blood and flesh. Men, women and children lay slaughtered, stacked upon each…
The Prisoner rumetzen (author) 2016-03-29
Borrowed books covered the floor of the room. They lay open around Amy, and her focus darted from volume to volume. Processing the information glut was like trying to isolate melodies from twelve…
The Tale of the Library rumetzen (author) 2013-01-25
It began with a word. Eventually it would swell to become something greater. It would envelop reality and become the heart of all universes. It would join world to world and unite people in its…
Theogenesis rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
The image came to me as I slept. In my dream, I stood at the center of a tall hill, and though it was day I could see all the stars of the night sky. More, in fact. They were strewn across the…
True Places Never Are rumetzen (author) 2016-05-02
Amy couldn’t sleep. She wasn’t sure she wanted to. She lay on the mattress, staring into the void of the night. Starless, moonless, cloudless. Nothing but darkness, surrounding her. Glowing shapes…
Unusual Music rumetzen (author) 2013-01-21
The sign at the top of the store should have read “Jive Kat's Funky Disco Beats”, but four of the letters had fallen off to make it “Jiv at's Fun y Disco Bats”. The tinted windows had been broken…
War Within A Breath rumetzen (author) 2017-03-02
In the hours of morning that still flirted with night, as Doctor Edith Spencer combed through layers of data from another world, she reflected on the pathways of life. If someone had asked herself a…
Wasting rumetzen (author) 2017-04-27
Beneath piles of slime and discarded scrap, shaking from hunger and near-blind in the darkness, Amy held her breath. The creature was just outside her hiding-hole. The scraping noise of claws…
Why? Where? What? rumetzen (author) 2017-01-27
The thing wearing O5-4’s faced smiled as Kantos pressed his gun to its face. “Hey, you people catch on quick. So what gave it away? Was it the teeth? I was worried I didn’t get the teeth right.”…

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Sunday Service sabitsuki (author)
2011-07-16
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             She hugs the stuffed rabbit close to her and watches…
The Long Con sabitsuki (author)
2011-06-03
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             Two old men sat at a dinner table, directly across…
What I'm Here For sabitsuki (author)
2011-05-23
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             Hello, sir. I know what you're here for, but if…
Sentimentality Sad Xiao (author) 2012-06-02
Doctor Amy Sze walked past the masses of employees gathered at the cafeteria. For her, it would be another regular day of work - cut down the paperwork tree that grows on her desk, witness some…
The Battle of the Toys: The Breakroom Routing Sad Xiao (author) 2012-07-06
Researcher Harris finished the last pieces of his model, and set it down, as it walked away to join its fellows. For the last hour, he had been creating Lego Space Marines and assorted vehicles, and…
The Battle of the Toys: The Defense Of Hive Skittles Sad Xiao (author) 2017-07-14
"You know what, Em, working here isn't so bad," Junior Research Karly Gonzales noted. Senior Researcher Emily Sze looked at her. "What makes you say that?" Karly put together some of her Mega Blok…
Wings Sad Xiao (author) 2012-04-27
It's been a little while since I've last seen my kids. That fucking dirtbag, Jerry… at least he got to rot in hell, without this pain. Should've shot him in the nuts instead of the head. It's been…
4. Mr. Lie Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-17
I hate jail. You know how many times I've been in jail since I started on this journey? 12. Of course, I always get out eventually when there's no evidence, but hot damn does it suck. Seriously,…
A Few Memos Salman Corbette (author) 2011-06-04
From the inbox of President Mortimer Phillips: Dear President Phillips, I believe the workers in the western wing are talking about unionizing. Our best course of action would be to scare them….
A.S.S. and Other Low-threat Groups of Interest Salman Corbette (author) 2011-11-25
The Association of Supernatural Shifters The Association of Supernatural Shifters, or A.S.S. as they are better known, gathered around the conference table. They all looked at each other and nodded….
An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost Salman Corbette (author) 2012-11-12
Act 2, Scene 2: James: (Crying) But can't they help you in some way? Butt ghost: There is no cure for butt cancer. J: But what will I do without you? BG: James, you've never needed me in the first…
Audio Log 185-53 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-05-12
Background: During regular testing SCP-185 was set to a Foundation used frequency and the year 20██ was entered into the keypad. The following transmission was recorded. <Commence Log> Research…
Audio of War Salman Corbette (author)
2013-02-06
Audio Transcript 1035 Welcome to Site-76 It is here in the vast Egyptian desert that we keep many confiscated anomalous objects we find the two great superpowers of the world clutching onto, and…
Cleaning Larry Salman Corbette (author) 2012-10-07
They started giving us oxygen tanks after the fifth cleaning. We would vomit too much, and get Larry all dirty again. God forbid we have a dirty Larry. I remember when we didn't have the tanks and…
End Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-30
It wasn't like I didn't feel guilty. Of course I felt guilty. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to stay alive sometimes, and even as I gazed at the tank containing Mr. Fish, the final…
Interval 1 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-18
"Hello little children!" I shouted with glee as I moved around them, "What a lovely couple of children you are! What's your name?" They giggled. A boy looked at me. "I'm Tommy. I'm six and a half…
Interval 2 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-23
Mr. Appleseed. Seriously, that's my name. And wouldn't you know it, whenever I sneeze, cough, or fart, out come appleseeds. It sucks. This is, of course, only exacerbated by the fact that I was just…
Jargon Salman Corbette (author) 2011-10-23
I began walking along the hall to the briefing room. Another situation had come up, and I was expected to be present. As I walked my secretary Gloria walked alongside, giving me a cup of joe….
Recording Stuff Or Whatever Salman Corbette (author) 2011-10-25
Hi. I'm (sigh) Research Assistant Corbette. I'm gonna be straight here… I kind of had a long night last night aaaand I threw up an Advil this morning. So… yeah. You may be wondering why I'm giving…
Reptilius Salman Corbette (author) 2012-01-11
The following document has been in Foundation possession since 18██. Several dating techniques have all placed the document at its authentic time period. Foundation scholars are unable to place…
Rex Sponge's Revealing Revelations Salman Corbette (author) 2011-08-13
The door suddenly bursts open as Rex Sponge's foot gives it quick momentum. O5-7 wakes up from the slam of the door, leaving a puddle of drool on the desk. He looks around and slowly brushes his,…
Snuggle, Cuddle, and Protect: The Mean Dragon Salman Corbette (author) 2011-03-03
The following document was recovered by Agent ███████ following a vacation in ███████████, Florida: Document X45-a "The Mean Dragon" There once was a dragon that made everyone mad, He changed his…
The Completely Canonical Story of James, Age 8 Salman Corbette (author) 2012-04-01
Hello. My name is James. You may know me from my appearance in various child-themed -Js. I'm here now to tell you the awful truth of the origin of these sources of hilarity. Though they may seem…
The Doc Block Salman Corbette (author) 2012-04-25
"We brought a pretty little lady for you today, 173," said the doctor to the statue. The statue did not respond. After all, who knows who could be watching. He instead stared back at the doctor with…
Total Recall Salman Corbette (author) 2012-06-24
Background: At 2:01:34 on 05/13/20██ a suspected Dr. Wondertainment item was discovered outside Site ██. Agents were sent to retrieve it. The object appeared to be a mattress with various child-like…
We Interrupt this Program Salman Corbette (author) 2012-05-05
1. Tired of all those cups falling whenever you open your cabinet? Had it with having to search around a high shelf with your hand? Well I have too, and that's why I'm back with an amazing new…
Where They All Go Salman Corbette (author) 2012-03-04
Author Note: I find it's even better if you listen to this whilst reading. -Sal Background: A large mass approximately 3 kilometers in diameter, located 436,200 kilometers away from the earth's…
Farming And Coffee And The End Of The World Salt Lick (author) 2014-11-22
Once, there was a rundown diner where two elderly men were sitting, waiting for a third to show. It was dark out and the only light that could be seen outside was that single, dimly-flickering lamp…
Critiquing A Cardboard Box Scorpion451 (author) 2015-09-18
What they ask, tells you everything you need to know.                                                                                                                             An ancient exhaust…
Consent Form 3436-A scpcrnp (author) 2018-04-26
I was one of them wives to never know what my husband did for a living. He worked for the US government I reckon, on some very private matters to be sure. It bothered me, but he never got sore when…
Foundation Patent/Intellectual Property Policy scpcrnp (author) 2018-05-17
Administrative Department A304. Patent/Intellectual Property Policy I. Purpose In lieu of far-reaching research across select sites of the SCP Foundation (hereinafter referred to as The…
A Bear-ly Thought Out Plan SecretCrow (author) 2018-09-04
Wilson Wildlife Center, Enclosure 8, Boring, Oregon It was a hot day in Clackamas County. The slow drawl of the weather forecast lazily drifted through the corridors of the enclosure, calling for…
A Reason To Die Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-09-18
Footsteps. A pair of them are approaching. They reverberate throughout the hallway and into my bare cell, shattering the perfect silence and setting me on edge. There is a loud buzz, close enough…
Not Fade Away Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-10-31
The old water tower on the outskirts of this shit-heel town has been derelict for ages. It's amazing they haven't torn the damn thing down yet. I reach up for the next rung, which groans in…
Paradigm Shift Shaggydredlocks (author) 2017-05-30
A brilliant technicolor thought-form exploded with fiery intensity, ecstatically vibrating and dancing within and without Itself. Dazzling rainbows weaved into and through one another, singing a…
Reap What You Sew Shaggydredlocks (author) 2017-02-16
Mr. Bear woke up, on the evening of July 19th, 1937, and was utterly stunned by the fact he had done so. As far as he knew, toys weren't typically alive, and having consciousness thrust upon oneself…
You're Always on My Mind Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-12-18
Blackness. Emil was standing in a void. Unable to see. Unable to hear. He was holding something that began to move. Something wet. He looked down to see himself holding a pulsating mass of organs….
Little SCP-507 Lost Shebleha (author) 2012-01-13
I…I don't understand… Why…why is it that they're everywhere? Every place, everywhere, every fucking world…They're always there. Why? "Hi Mum! I'm back home from school!" Jimmy said as he walked…
Partial Notes from the Corps of Discovery Expedition, 1804-1806 Shio (author) 2017-01-17
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION The following excerpts from the Journal of Meriwether Lewis were located during a Foundation sweep on the swath of land…
Ash and Maple ~ Part 1 SifSeeker (author) 2018-03-27
Bryan's skin buzzed with magic, but his legs ached from days of hiking. Weeks of sitting in the forest hadn't prepared him for the miles of hiking up and down mountains. He had worked till his hands…
Ash and Maple ~ Part 2 SifSeeker (author) 2018-04-08
Alone. The dryad was alone. The secret language of the dryads didn't even have a word for being alone. Being a dryad meant being interconnected with every other dryad in the Grove. It meant a…
Castling By Hand Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
A nonsensical amount of distance away from home, across an infinifold interuniversal membrane, in an n1-deviated Earth where a series of assassinations had torn apart the United States in bloody…
Glass x Diogenes 4 Life! <3 Silberescher (author) 2016-04-02
Disclaimer: This tale uses the word "fuck", and not as a curse word, as meaning what it means in the dictionary. The doctor gazed into the looking glass. In the looking glass was the looking Glass,…
Handout Silberescher (author) 2012-11-11
Little Anthony wandered down Pine Street, separated from the three other trick-or-treaters he had tagged along with. According to them, the house at the end of the road was giving out regular-sized…
House Of Gears, Part One Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
A valuable heuristic to follow when working in a science lab is this: for each piece of equipment worth more than twenty dollars, assume that, at some point, it will fail. To summarize for the…
House Of Gears, Part Two Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
I awoke on an examination table. Monitors built into the walls displayed medical information: height, weight, dental X-ray, MRI data. There were several unfamiliar charts that I couldn't read. I…
MTF Sigma-66 Post-Mission Psychological Evaluation Silberescher (author) 2016-03-07
Via Davis (Current Foundation Personnel) Davis: I can't believe you're making me sit in for one of these. Dr. Arthur Howell: The supervisor is still a member of the team, Ms. Davis. Davis: Missus….
On The Seventh Day Of Christmas Silberescher (author) 2012-06-28
"Doctor Malley." "Doctor Kurtz?" "Come look at this." "Is there a problem? Today's bed check isn't for another three hours." "What does it have there?" "Oh. He really wanted a notepad, so I…
Queen's Gambit Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
On the night of the winter solstice, if the stars are right, Ullllllu the Warlock emerges from his cave and curses the moon. Life and death become inverted in a twisted exhibition of the decadent…
SCP-1425-765 Silberescher (author) 2017-04-02
Item #: SCP-1425 Object Class: Downy Special Containment Procedures: A single copy of SCP-1425 is to be kept in a double-locked archive in Storage Site 40. Access to the document is to be completely…
The Beginning Of The End Silberescher (author) 2015-02-24
The Beginning of the End Prologue: Sanctuary PLAY THE BEGINNING OF THE END OR READ THE PROLOGUE IN THE SECOND TAB The air around Site Director Zura became cold and clean in the halls of…
The Truth Is Out There Silberescher (author) 2013-02-05
Gilbert Buchs had a little game that he played in his free time lately: he sat in front of his computer, played one of his old New World Order Exposed videos, opened a bottle of bourbon, and then…
delet this Sir Baubius (author) 2018-08-02
JOINED #O5council PRESENT: 05one, 052, 05-8, OhFiveSix, o510 YOU ARE: 05-8 you called 05one? Hey Eight. Indeed. I have called you fine gentlemen here in order to discuss the new article. heyo 2…
A Thin Dangerous Line sirpudding (author) 2018-04-02
This is a thin dangerous line. To die without gaining one's aim is a dog's death and fanaticism. But there is no shame in this. This is the substance of the Way of the Samurai. — Yamamoto…
A Witch's Tale - Mistakes Were Made sirpudding (author) 2015-10-13
Only ghosts remember. This thing in Detroit, though? Well, this was a bad one.
In the Trenches with the Dead sirpudding (author) 2018-03-06
If you can read this, you are already dead. 2.10 — Five Dogmas of Defense: The Identity Warrior must depend on five key elements of identity for defense in IWT, as well as for long-term survival….
The Dragon and the Pesterbot siskulous (author) 2017-09-01
682 vs 1370 in the battle of the ages. Who will win?
Log of Anomalous Ducks Skara Brae (author) 2012-03-21
Note: Following Incident F-19██ and the recovery of SCP-1356, Research Sector-09 was charged the evaluation and containment of resultant anomalies. Testing is ongoing, as relevant subjects are…
Stirrings Skara Brae (author) 2013-02-06
Freddie Jones tramped over spongy ground with a gun in one hand and a split stick in the other. He was making enough noise to scare off any wild thing within a half mile radius, but he didn’t have a…
Fire and Brimstone Slothdude (author) 2018-03-25
The Lock was opened and with it the World Enders awoke, each bringing their own Armageddon with them. Some desired to cleanse the world in fire, a few with ice, others in darkness, but all endings…
A Canticle For Bright Smapti (author) 2012-12-30
Brother Zhakh sat alone on a bench in the great hall of Overwatch Cathedral. The sun shone dimly through the stained glass windows above, doing little to chase away the winter chill. Holy Doctors…
A Jester's Tale Smapti (author) 2012-06-19
My name is David Rosenfeld, but everyone who knows me calls me Jester. If you've never been stationed at Site 19, you've probably heard some horrible rumors about me - that I'm a killer, a monster,…
A Keter Kinda Christmas Smapti (author) 2013-11-02
Fade in on a well-appointed living room in a log cabin, with bookshelves, easy chairs, coffee tables, and a green screen in back showing a blazing fireplace and a window through which a snowy…
A Most Unfortunate Reunion Smapti (author) 2012-09-25
Dr. Matthew Eggers, special assistant for sapient animal research at Site 19, sat at a bare table in Interview Room C, a notepad in his hand. In front of him, crawling back and forth across the…
And the Winner Is... Smapti (author) 2013-08-09
"Before I announce the winner," Assistant Site Director Edmunds said to the small group of researchers gathered in Site 73's cafeteria, "I'd just like to thank and congratulate all of you for…
Ask Lord Blackwood Smapti (author) 2012-08-01
"Deeds? Where the devil are my slippers?" To whom it may concern; Tally-ho, ladies and gentlemen! It is I, Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood, CBE, 7th Viscount of Westminister, noted explorer and…
Birth of the Cool Smapti (author) 2014-06-21
In the nineteenth century, the march of progress made it possible for the first time for human science to contemplate and comprehend those phenomena which had long seemed to contravene the laws of…
By One Iota Smapti (author) 2013-01-25
Deep in the catacombs beneath Overwatch Cathedral, there was a cavernous and isolated chamber at the end of a long hallway. The historians of the Holy Foundation could only guess at what purpose it…
Deus Vult Smapti (author) 2013-01-30
The full moon shone brightly upon the dense canopy of the virgin forest, faint beams of moonlight reaching through to the earth below. A gentle summer's breeze raked the treetops, warming the…
Dr. Robinson's Statement Smapti (author) 2012-05-15
12/6/1994 To whom it may concern; My name is Dr. James Kyle Robinson and I am a senior researcher with the SCP Foundation, currently holding Level 4 security clearance. I was recruited by the…
Dreams of the Dead Sea Smapti (author) 2017-05-01
It is said that in ancient epochs, when the world was closer to the stars, that in dreams one could glimpse foretellings of things yet to come. Such beliefs are not encouraged in these days, as the…
Enkidu Smapti (author) 2013-04-23
The Epic of Gilgamesh is one of the oldest ones in the book, one of the oldest stories written by the human race (that people these days care to remember, anyway.) It's a story that's been told time…
How Dr. Clef Saved Christmas Smapti (author) 2012-10-31
The senior staff of Site 19 huddled in the conference room, warming themselves from the chill air of the cold mid-December morning. Coats and hats hung on the wall and over the backs of chairs, ice…
I Am the Very Model Smapti (author) 2012-07-30
I am the very model of an explorer and gentleman I've hunted cryptids airborne, terrestrial, and aquarian I know the laws of science are quite rigid and inflexible Except, of course, for…
In Search Of Lost Antigo Smapti (author) 2016-08-23
To whoever might read this manuscript; greetings to thee, well met and well come. I pray for your safety, for if you have found this document, you are surely in grave danger yourself. I say this not…
Interview With the Strigoi Smapti (author) 2012-11-12
Dr. Jacob Andrews stood in the hallway of Site 19's medical ward, in front of the door to the examination room where his subject for the day was strapped to a bed. Dr. Andrews had never worked…
King Greenshield: A Fairy Tale Smapti (author) 2012-05-26
Once upon a time, in a village in Kent, there lived a girl named Mary, of noble birth and gentle spirit. She was known throughout the town for her kindness and beauty. In time Mary became a woman…
Living in the Limelight Smapti (author) 2014-07-05
I believe it was Shakespeare who said "All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers and portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage." He was half-right….
Lord Blackwood and the Big-Foot Smapti (author) 2012-05-28
July 3rd, 1857: It has been the better part of a year since I set sail from England. I feel myself overcome with a certain melancholy every time I watch the White Cliffs of Dover disappear over the…
Lord Blackwood and the Great Tarasque Hunt of '83 Smapti (author) 2012-05-31
May 14, 1883: I received a most curious missive in the post this morning. It has been four months since I returned to England, having nearly lost my life in endeavouring to become the first man to…
Lord Blackwood in the Land of the Unclean Smapti (author) 2012-06-06
December 25th, 1875: As far and as wide as I have travelled in my years, there is nothing in the world quite like Christmas-time in London. The crisp winter air echoes with the song of carolers and…
Lord Blackwood's Revenge Smapti (author) 2012-06-19
Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood, explorer and gentleman, crawled stealthily across High Value Storage Locker Room 23C, leaving a thin trail of slime behind him as he climbed up the table leg. The…
Lord Blackwood, Astro-Naut Smapti (author) 2012-06-04
April 3rd, 1856: My succour has arrived! For over a year now I have been in London, exercising my duties in the House of Lords to aid Mr. Palmerston's government in bringing about the conclusion of…
Police Seeking Clues After Four Injured in Congressional Intrusion Smapti (author) 2012-07-20
Speculation, Theories Abound About Mysterious Assailant WASHINGTON (AP) - Little information has been acquired thus far about the motives and identity of a Caucasian female who injured four on the…
Recollections of a Gentleman's Gentleman Smapti (author) 2012-06-02
Interview Log 662-37 Interviewer: Dr. S. Samesh Interviewed: SCP-662-1 ("Mr. Deeds") Foreword: During a review of objects found among the effects of SCP-1867, a journal was found in which SCP-1867…
Saturday Night SCP Showdown Smapti (author) 2013-01-31
"I'm Vince McMahon." "I'm Gorilla Monsoon." "And I'm Bobby 'the Brain' Heenan." "We've got a sold-out crowd here tonight at the Tacoma Dome this lovely Saturday night, February 17th, 1991, ladies…
Sede Vacante Smapti (author) 2013-02-25
To His Grace, Angelo Sodano, Dean of the College of Cardinals, Cardinal-Bishop of Albano, Cardinal-Bishop of Ostia, Cardinal-Priest of Santa Maria Nuova; And to His Grace, Tarcisio Bertone, Cardinal…
The Broken God Of Ayrshire - Chapter 1 Smapti (author) 2016-05-28
And so it was that the Old Ones could no longer abide the horrors begat by Meknah-Re, He That Breaks Men's Souls Upon the Forge, and together they tore him limb from limb and cast his ichorous…
The Critic Smapti (author) 2012-06-11
The Critic sat silently at his desk at the front of Room 238, his long gray hair in a ponytail, his wrinkled, septuagenarian face frozen in an unreadable glare as he drummed his fingers on the…
The Last Best Hope Smapti (author) 2012-07-05
D-3672 sighed anxiously as he sat alone on a bench in the staging area. For the past two hours, half a dozen technicians had been hard at work on him, making the final adjustments on the skin-tight…
The Lord Judge Smapti (author) 2016-10-05
The sound of the horse's hooves echoed off the hills of the pass as the cart made its way along the old highway, thudding against the dust and gravel that a thousand years before had been smooth…
Uncle Teddy Smapti (author) 2012-10-13
Uncle Teddy was always a strange old man. It's one of those kind of things that you don't think about when you're a kid, and you still believe that knights and pirates and wizards are things that…
Ziggy the Extra Special Bush Baby Smapti (author) 2012-06-18
Hello, my name is Ziggy. Well not really, my mother never gave me a real name, but Ziggy is what the doctors here named me and i think it is a good name so you can call me Ziggy. I am a bush baby…
Welcome to Site-176: The Log Of Site Wide PA Announcements Smooothcriminal (author) 2018-08-30
<Begin Log> Junior Researcher Adams: Testing 1-2-3. Testing 1-2-3. Yeah, I think it works. Dr. O'Neal: Well then give it to me. Junior Researcher Adams: Sure, boss. Oh, yeah, it's on by the way….
Out of Your Element SnakeoilSage (author) 2015-06-21
“I-I-I just can’t. You can’t make me.” Anguis Salvia leaned back in his seat, tapping a pen against his notepad. The interview room was a comfortable looking space, with neutral colors and no…
The Worm SnakeoilSage (author) 2013-09-26
Summary of Evidence from Recovery Site V2008-5 Day 14 I think it is important to provide context, so future generations may recognize the urgency of my endeavor. In 1916, I enlisted into His…
Home Again Snarky Potato (author) 2015-10-16
Working a mass-disappearance case is always unsettling. Far too often, we arrive at the location to find a ghost town that's populated with a few gibbering stragglers and an occasional abandoned…
Christmas Dinner Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-08
After Action Report, Incident MC-643 Agents Samuels, Perkins, and Flanders were assigned to infiltrate and gather information regarding a Christmas masquerade believed to have been held by…
Eden Snowshoe (author) 2013-02-03
I remember the warmth. That is the first thing I recall. The light was there as well, the soft orange glow of a dying star. But the warmth… It cannot be easily described. It is nothing like the…
End of the Month Snowshoe (author) 2012-10-10
Researcher Felix was playing a game. To his left sat D-2768, who liked to be called Sam. To his right, D-478, Harry. Across from him, Jeremy. The board was spread before them all, miniature figures…
From Vagrants, to Gentlemen Snowshoe (author) 2012-11-02
Marshall slid the sleeve of his suit back, the ornate silver watch on his wrist glinting in the dull yellow glow of artificial light. Two minutes, eighteen seconds. He was on the second floor of the…
Rusted Nightmares Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-08
Run. The rusted metal stretches for as far as can be seen. The runner does not care that this is only a few feet in front of himself. As far as he is concerned, the claustrophobic corridor stretches…
The Rise and Fall of Callus Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-02
The Survivor stood before the front doors of the University. He cautiously reached a hand forward, and silently opened the door. As he stepped through, broken glass crunching under his feet, he…
11. Mr. Feather Sophia Light (author) 2011-09-25
Mr. Feather drifts off a clifftop and flutters down four hundred feet, passing clumps of hairy grass and rock dove nests, and hits the ground at the bottom with a thump. He groans, and pulls himself…
Astronomical Sophia Light (author) 2009-08-18
Our planet was dying. There are many explanations I could give for this, countless stories of failures and failed ideas and the inability of one lonely species to see the truth, endless tales of…
C-Sharp Sophia Light (author) 2014-12-01
Agent Morisato heard the sound of C-Sharp and, at first, ducked. Then she registered the tall glass window next to her, which faced windows from other office buildings. She reconsidered, and bolted…
Deals with the Devil Sophia Light (author) 2015-04-02
When the call came, she'd figured out enough that she'd been expecting it for a while. There had been an air of distance — rather than quiet interference — from her superiors. Like her actions were…
In Harm's Way Sophia Light (author) 2016-04-22
Iris had been trying to reach through a photograph for the last several hours. It was an ordinary photograph. She'd taken it with her own camera a few minutes ago, as she had done with the last few…
Joy to the World Sophia Light (author) 2011-12-20
Doctor Johanna Rose Garrison leaned back in her chair, one last click extinguishing the computer's light. That was it. The last of the forms had been sent off, the final approvals and offers ferried…
Last Words From Svalbard Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-06
They turned their eyes away, at the blast, then looked back to see a frosted mushroom cloud rapidly seeding out from the remains of the site. The three passengers, in the cramped main compartment,…
Log Of Anomalous Items Sophia Light (author) 2009-06-04
Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity….
Storm Front Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-05
The intruder appears to her as she kneels on a sloping, angular plane, of waving, waist-high red grass. Her field notebooks flutter, their pages fan back, and the grass is blown back in concentric…
The Black Horse (The Crawling Sea) Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-06
And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a day's wage, and…
The Flytrap Sophia Light (author) 2012-03-13
A story in thirteen parts. Read in order. 1 1 I've taken the briefcase and I'm running, running because that's all that's left to do. The embassy is 20 more miles east, I can see the lights from…
The Lucky Dinosaur Sophia Light (author) 2015-02-24
The Lucky Dinosaur »»» You are attempting to view classified materials »»» Please enter a password: »»» Documents presented in viewing order Location: Site 19, Kiryu Labs Personnel…
The Medium Sophia Light (author) 2009-10-15
I am a wire. They're finding new ways to kill me. Even now, I can hear 00201, screaming, relentless, and under it and above it and around it and through it there's 598, pressing, like a vice, trying…
This Is A Direct Appeal Sophia Light (author) 2018-06-24
This is an unofficial sequel to Metafiction written by a different author.
Winding Down Sophia Light (author) 2010-02-01
Oh, the cold here was biting. He wouldn't have noticed it if it weren't for his left lung, his left lung and the stupid bits of exposed bone about the sternum. The last unconverted parts of his…
A Question Which, When Asked, Answers Itself Sorts (author) 2012-06-09
Right, Stan, here's those notes you asked for. Keep in mind, double secret probation means the investigation is still ongoing, so some of the stuff isn't released yet. Best I could do. Good luck….
All They Want is the Blood Sorts (author) 2010-04-18
Day 2 of Containment cycle 366 "Wait, so are you actually… ?" Agent Xavier Garcez asked with that same incredulous, gushy tone that the new staff always had when they saw the nameplate on the desk….
Candy Sorts (author) 2011-10-18
Travis Brenton was always the one to help a damsel in distress, but this one took the cake. Walking alongside Highway 62 more than fifty miles out of town, and despite the triple digit heat, she was…
Collected Data Sorts (author) 2010-05-28
Light blue 55 mph Plymouth 2 Occupants 1 male, young adult, yellow hair, brown eyes 1 female, young adult, brown hair, brown eyes Deep red 75 mph Mustang 1 Occupant 1 male, adult, black hair,…
Game Day Part 1: Attack of the Replicas Sorts (author) 2011-10-04
Having suffered from sleep apnea for most of his adult life, Dr. Johannes Sorts was quite accustomed to waking up suddenly in the middle of the night (or day) because he had stopped breathing in his…
In the Land of the Blind Sorts (author) 2011-01-31
BEGIN AUDIO - sounds of chairs being moved and objects falling to the floor - Agent Randolph: Tell Hicks to get that channel open! Can anyone on this floor see anything? Doctor Gears: Gentlemen, is…
In Which Dr. Clef Does Not Die, Nor Participate in the Furtherance of any Memes, Nor Even Appear In the Story At All Sorts (author) 2010-04-07
Russel sat on the porch and watched the paper boy ride past. He waved. After a few moments Russel heard his wife of thirteen years call from within the house. He pulled himself to his feet and took…
Kill 682 Sorts (author) 2010-08-02
Dr. Bright stirred his coffee with a spoon, taking a long moment to savor the aroma. One unusual aspect of his bond with 963 is that certain sensations were different in each body he occupied….
That Goddamn Thing Sorts (author) 2010-03-17
The seat that was provided was a harsh gunmetal black edifice, warped enough that it was effectively impossible to place all four legs on the floor at once. It made an obnoxious clacking sound when…
'dad', you're too fucking late SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-03
In this world, the sun cannot bear to be too far from the horizon. The day lives in perpetual sunrise and sunset. Stars fill the night-time sky like spilled glitter, immune to any brightness below. …
A Breath Of Relief No Different From Drowning SoullessSingularity (author) 2016-03-07
Sci-Fi Apple Pie waited in the crowded mass between dreams like a busy street corner of a too-large city, playing with her holographic hair. Buildings of non-euclidean design towered above, each…
A Eulogic Elegy For The Dreams SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-04
☦The dreams are dying.☦ October 10th, 2167 Things are getting desperate in the land of dreams. The Oneiroi Collective has gathered in a secluded space of a dream fragment, like a crowd of seals…
all i ever wanted; all i ever deserved SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-05-27
In this world, flowers bloom in hues too tender to survive elsewhere. Meadows are sacred spaces from which flow all mercies. The inhabitants bow to nothing and follow only their own devotions….
Black Lotus Crayne (author)
faminepulse (author)
SoullessSingularity (author)
2016-03-02
Millions of humans exist only in their dreams. They are known as the Oneiroi, and live in the subconscious of other waking individuals. They float freely from person to person, forming…
From Unknown Admirer to Unknown Admiree SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-02-12
☦A story about love and connections.☦ I no longer care who may be reading this. Whoever it is. Even if it's the kindest of men. I love you. Let us be together. We can be happy together, and neither…
help me my (love for my) daughter was born too still SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-08-08
In this world, memories are imparted on all things. A baby's room remembers every lullaby sung within its walls. Graveyards remain eternally wet from shed tears. Rain often falls on barren fields of…
I Wish To Be An Asteroid, Burning To Nothing SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-07
☦A story about our Cosmonaut.☦ I am a second, human-shaped moon circling around my home. That lie comforts me when I am at my loneliest. I am a forgotten, lost human, whose efforts will be…
maybe god will forgive you if we both beg SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-10
In this world, consequence cannot bear the harshness of catastrophe. Mistakes are given lighter punishments. Falling stars shoot through the night sky and occasionally grant wishes of observers…
Prologue: Water Coalesces And Descends As Rain SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-06-24
☦Rosa dreams of fifthism.☦ When Rosa went to sleep she had an odd dream. In it she was reminded of her childhood, times when she would talk with her grandfather and he would tell her of his own…
Rain Leaking Through A Vendor's Roof SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-07-06
☦Fifthism puts on a show.☦ Clyde plucked the metal strings of his guitar with no audience save for his pet cat. The sound echoed against the walls of the apartment with no other harmony save for…
Seasick Sharks SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-07-26
☦A story that should've been a joke.☦ When they sent me to the ocean, I knew I would never see my family and friends again. I had never seen the ocean before. Never been to the beach. I don't even…
Senescence, Consumption, Persecution SoullessSingularity (author) 2013-01-26
☦The slow fall of the Foundation.☦ August 14th, 2051 - September 9th, 2077 The castle was old and decrepit but still stood, a testament to the stubbornness of humanity’s rules impressed upon the…
sex at frigid temperature SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-05
In this world, the clouds cannot bear to cover the sky's splendor. Rain falls unbidden, like unsaid sorrow. Snow floats down in fluffy flakes and remains white until springtime. The winds are too…
Siren's Song djkaktus (author)
faminepulse (author)
SoullessSingularity (author)
2014-07-08
☦Collaborated with djkaktus and Faminepulse.☦ Clyde and Umiko rode home in the darkness. For once, Clyde wasn’t tuning a guitar. He was tuning the radio instead, dialing station to station. Umiko…
The Melody Of Autumn, Passing Into Winter SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-22
☦Dystopia tale about the Scravecrow.☦ Things were falling apart, even though they were finally coming together. He watched the world from his high tower, wires coiling around the steps to his throne…
The Slow Asphyxiation Of Undiluted Ardor SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-04-02
☦A story that should have been cute.☦ There was nothing in this room but love for the little lizard. Barely twenty-five centimeters long, the twenty-five square meters of enclosure provided was a…
The Special Bond Between Child and Mother SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-07-10
☦A story about Tabula Rasa.☦ I knew mommy never loved me. That is, I am droplets, connected, separated multiplying In a way, I knew from my first splitting never loved will never be loved mommy I…
They Who Find Darkness Loving SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-03-01
Doctor Avery Solace woke up, got dressed, and pretended not to notice the black, slime-coated humanoid in the shadowy corner of their room. Doctor Avery Solace used to work under the memetics…
To The Dreams He Is No Nobody SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-03
☦Nobody enters the dreamlands.☦ On this side, he is referred to as Nobody. One can call that name a play on words. A joke of words. A slice of humor within words. But really, it is just a reminder…
Festival Of Arthropods SpectralDragon (author) 2016-12-29
Laurie looked behind her, making sure that Speaker was still nearby. In a festival of arthropods, a human was prone to stand out immensely. Speaker could pick their form, and had decided to change…
Secret Of The Goldfish SpectralDragon (author) 2016-08-11
Speaker turned into the alley with the calm purposefulness of a person that was clearly justified in whatever they were doing. The suit helped too, but they had found that body language was the key…
Ad Majorem Bonum spikebrennan (author) 2015-02-20
“…sicut erat in principio, et nunc et semper, et in saecula saeculorum, amen” mumbled Father Hector Gomez (S.J.) as he absently fingered his rosary beads. He opened his eyes and glanced at the…
Memorandum Dated 6 November 1944 spikebrennan (author) 2011-11-20
To: Sir Edward Wilfred Travis, Deputy Director From: Col. Lionel Pierce (Bletchley Park) Date: 6 November 1944 Re: German project in Upper Silesia Sir Edward: In obedience to your order of 26…
Scroll fragment 13Q29 spikebrennan (author) 2012-07-02
Scroll fragment 13Q29, discovered at Khirbet Qumran in 1951. Scrolls consisted of vellum, with Hebrew (Assyrian block text) lettering written using a lampblack compound for ink. The fragment appears…
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi spikebrennan (author) 2014-11-06
Site 122 automated optical recognition log of observations of emergences through SCP-1322 Timestamp: 08.24.2016 05:33.06.00803244Z Reference: Incident 50738C Emergence: 2300 (± 150) count of…
Spring Cleaning spikebrennan (author) 2011-10-08
Designation: TNO-10000 Description: A short bronze sword, a cashew-shaped jade magatama bead pierced with a hole, and a circular mirror bearing an eight-pointed star design. Recovery: Nagoya, Tokyo…
Stray Katz (part 1) spikebrennan (author) 2018-08-31
Archived email message Sent: 2018-04-09 08:33 GMT From: gro.noitadnuofpcs|ztaks#gro.noitadnuofpcs|ztaks To: gro.noitadnuofpcs|puorgtnemniatnoc9974#gro.noitadnuofpcs|puorgtnemniatnoc9974 Re:…
Transcript of meeting, June 2 1972 spikebrennan (author) 2011-09-14
OVAL OFFICE – WHITE HOUSE – WASHINGTON JUNE 2, 1972 3:27 TO 3:55 P.M. IN ATTENDANCE: RICHARD NIXON (POTUS) HENRY KISSINGER (ASST. FOR NAT’L SECURITY AFFAIRS) GEN. ALEXANDER HAIG (DEPUTY ASST. FOR…
Transcript of telephone conversation, August 9, 1991 spikebrennan (author) 2013-01-18
THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON TRANSCRIPT OF TELEPHONE CONVERSATION SUBJECT: Telephone Conference to Discuss Transportation of Novaya Zemlya Object PARTICIPANTS: The President James Baker (Secretary of…
I Don't Want To Bee Alone SpookMcBone (author) 2018-06-13
[Excerpts on life during the war from the view of a civilian] 1/22/19 It's already been a year since The Foundation was revealed to us. Times are tough, and the war has no signs of stopping. My…
Agent Spoon's Personnel Request SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-02-20
To: O5 Command Proposal Type: Personnel Request From: Agent Spoon Date: ██/██/20██ Security Level: CLASSIFIED Introduction: After careful review of the Foundation's special Mobile Task Force Teams,…
Exit Strategy SpoonOfEvil (author) 2010-02-03
…There are still no damage reports from the missiles the United States has launched… The dead are walking the streets! Be sure to lock your doors… No hospital is safe! …on a nearby island, there's…
Lullaby SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-12-28
“Christ, 204 really did a number on this place.” Agent Williams frowned as he surveyed the damage the Keter level SCP caused to its containment cell. “I concur. The monetary damages caused by this…
Memorandum 10/31 SpoonOfEvil (author) 2012-10-25
ATTENTION ALL SITE PERSONNEL Due to the unique circumstances that have traditionally surrounded the date of October 31, and the allegations that it acts as a catalyst for anomalous phenomena, all…
Observations SpoonOfEvil (author) 2010-05-27
I think I like this place. Agent ████████ told me that as long as I stayed nice and quiet, the Foundation would treat me well. It's kind of lonely being stuck in an empty cell for several days, but…
Retirement Policy SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-08-02
It was a rather late night in the Site-19 cafeteria. Though the Foundation never slept, most of its workers did. The majority of the site staff was either back at their homes, or in on-site housing…
Scratches SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-08-07
scritch scritch scritch I couldn’t get any sleep last night. There was something scratching from behind the walls. It’s probably just rats or something. I’ll probably get it checked out tomorrow….
UIU Files Chapter 1 SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-03-25
To all units operating in west coast of the United States, this is a PRIORITY ONE order issued from CENTCOM. There is evidence to suggest that two Keter-level targets, codenamed “Toto” and…
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act I SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter One: "Jellybeans" Chapter Two: "Antitrust" Chapter Three: "Tender" Chapter One: "Jellybeans" The last will and testament of Bernard Gradley So, I'm…
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act II SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Four: "You Are Invited" Chapter Five: "There's Five" Chapter Four: "You Are Invited" "I must say," Jeremy said happily, "I was beginning to think you…
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act III SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Six: "Rainy in London" Chapter Seven: "Codex" Chapter Eight: "Castle" Chapter Six: "Rainy in London" In the morning's watery light, he sat for a few…
Cut Up While Thinking SRegan (author) 2013-07-13
They wake me up in the middle of the night. I think it's the middle of the night. Their faces are scared, and I wonder if the Russians have finally started bombing. I'm ready, I say. I'm ready….
New Age - Book I: "Cells" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Prelude Chapter One: "Cells" Chapter Two: "You Have The Body" Chapter Three: "Transfers" Chapter Four: "Lighter" Chapter Five: "Learners" Prelude This is how…
New Age - Book II: "Mr Brightside" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Six: "Breach" Chapter Seven: "The Necessary Illusion" Intermission Chapter Eight: "Mr Brightside" Chapter Nine: "Safe as Houses" Chapter Ten: "The Wedge" …
New Age - Book III: "Gunning for the Buddha" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Eleven: "Breakers" Interlude II Chapter Twelve: "Foundations" Chapter Thirteen: "Breakdown" Chapter Fourteen: "Keagan and the Bomb" Chapter Fifteen:…
Nor Shall My Sword Sleep SRegan (author) 2012-10-15
I found this in You-Know-Who's latest cache of papers. I'm inclined to believe that it's from one of his not-so-parallel iterations, given that the thing appears to be dated to the 1930s. Still,…
Once But Not Now SRegan (author) 2012-08-26
Sometimes, when he closed his withered eyelids, the old man could see the prairies of his youth, the moonlight grasses, feel and hear the gentle whiskers of the wind against his flesh. But that had…
Fool's Errand Stagehand (author) 2018-09-23
The security room was buzzing as Sec-team 1683 prepared to mobilize. Once-mercenaries, ex-soldiers, and pardoned war criminals were engaged in the usual oh-shittery of a containment breach….
The Long Game stairfallinstitute (author) 2018-06-04
[T -11 days] On the 2nd of November in the year 2000 my dad's dreams died. He never recovered. Not really. He wasn't alone, of course. All our dreams died that day. We'd been so close….
Obituary For The Immortal Stallmantic (author) 2018-06-20
Humans were never meant to live as long as O5-13. Turtle is supposed to live this long. I could be a turtle man. A rare smile crept across the usually sullen face of -13. The man nearly attempted to…
On The Road Again Stallmantic (author) 2018-04-20
Two stolen wheels and five days preparation (for good luck), and they're off. The five men in a beat up RV barrel down the road at fifty miles per hour, at the request of Father Anna. Brother…
Project Sensuikan Stallmantic (author) 2018-05-23
Project Sensuikan, 1990 Purpose: The destruction of Hy-Brasil has caused the anomalous community to turn on its head. Due to the creature's magic-seeking nature, the IJAMEA believes Japan may be the…
Prologue: Recruiting Stallmantic (author) 2018-03-18
A dreamless night is not a happy night for an aspiring member of the Fifth Church. Louis Anna is startled from his slumber by a loud rap at the door. Slowly peeling his face from his table, he…
Old Roots Steeltitan (author) 2015-05-09
The warm ocean wind blew gently on the cargo ship. Waves gently lapped against the hull, with the ripples of lamplight reflecting off of them. The captain stared out over the rust encrusted deck…
Sophia Light At The End Of The Tunnel Steeltitan (author) 2016-04-01
Senior researcher Mars sucked in one last desperate, gasping death as she began to die. The hole in her chested burned. She could feel herself, floating upwards, lighter and lighter, as though she…
A Storm More Foul, A Land Less Fair stormbreath (author) 2018-05-29
The last King of Hy-Brasil stood on the docks of his kingdom, which had been reduced to nothing more than a village.
Embracing The Angels stormbreath (author) 2018-05-22
THE COLOSSI THAT WALK OUR WORLD ARE NOT DEMONS, BUT ANGELS SENT FROM BELOW. KNOW THAT THEY ARE DIVINE BY THEIR FIVE ARMS AND FIVE TENTACLES, THE EMANATION OF THE LORD HIMSELF.
Nx-03 stormbreath (author) 2018-02-26
Nx-03 is an island approximately 100 kilometers west of Ireland, referred to as Hy-Brasil in civilian folklore.
On the Outskirts stormbreath (author) 2018-06-15
A collection of six stories, covering thirty years of a life lived on the periphery of Foundation, before and after the end of the Masquerade.
Rainier Night stormbreath (author) 2018-02-19
It was raining hard out by Site 84, a torrential downpour. It always seemed to rain out by Mount Rainier and in the Pacific Northwest, but it was especially bad tonight. The radio had crackled…
SCP-001-D stormbreath (author) 2018-06-18
Time marches on, both for demons and the devils that contain them. At the end of the day, we all grow old.
Life Lessons, or You Aren't Getting Younger Every Day subtletea (author) 2018-06-21
1st Lesson When you were quite a good deal younger, one of the bluebottle flies which came into the house in the summer and beat themselves against the windows got into your room. You caught it and…
A Life that Was Simple SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-19
Life, for as long as he could remember, was simple. Exactly how long, he could not know. He could not remember when it all started, nor did he know of any stable cycles for the measurement. The…
About the Serpent SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-04-30
秦末,高祖为亭长时,人言丰西泽有大蛇。探之,乃遇一异士,蛇首而人身,以为精怪,拔剑欲斩之。其人大惊,言其本是伏羲、女娲之后,夏之遗民,非是妖邪。 高祖观之,着公卿之装,饰有玉带,果博学之士。遂问其众神、列国、诸王、群兽以及人事,喻以故事,一一作答。 Back at the end of the Qin Dynasty, when the first emperor of Han,…
Allegory Of The Two Bothers SunnyClockwork (author) 2018-01-29
Anart Lecture Caught inbetween a Dying Riverside Tree and a Discarded Campus Bench SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-01
Well, I think we're good to go. So, I'm Anton Legler, the one in charge here. Standing next to me is Yang. She will be helping me, and give you instructions from time to time. Technically I'm a…
And so the Crows Laughed SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-05-30
There comes the King and his crowd, His subjects turned against him, taking his crown. The cheering comes with flames of hate, Burning and raging, bring the palace down. 乌声了却 黑星灿然 所谓缢王 凄凄艾艾 Gold…
Anderson the Alternative SunnyClockwork (author) 2018-01-07
"So, uh, we all know what our little firm now faces," Vincent Anderson looked around, noting the reaction of the other four most important members of Anderson Robotics. "Our facilities raided, our…
Basic Observations SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-03-13
A consciousness considered itself. It considered its existence, and felt the electronic signals, data, and information rushing through its existence. Looking down, a network of minds, active and…
Bring It Back SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-12-01
"You all got the unfinished or failed works I asked you to bring?" Legler said, looking around the studio. "Don’t tell me otherwise because I'm positive that each of us here has our own share of…
Bumaro and Ion sat at a table SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-27
Robert Bumaro, Builder of the Broken God, sat at one end of the table. His dead, metallic gaze honestly reflecting how dead he felt inside. He was indeed dead inside too, as he dumped his organic…
CotBG Archive ██/██/20██-███: Of Dragons and Serpents SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-06
Warning: The following text may induce mild visual hallucinations. Personnel are to be applied with Memetic Counter-Agent: "Buzhou" before proceeding. The following documents are a collection of…
Down the Silver River SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-04-25
Let me take you through sands of crystal, and down that silver river. And I shall show you, we are all beings of His creation. The artist has long seen the Flow, but he has never seen something…
Extracurricular Practice SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-29
When Professor Legler offered her the chance to join his little "unconventional art studio", Taman didn't exactly expect to be landed in an extradimensional classroom for the study of magical art….
Flow SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-04-14
Martha stood in a vast river, feeling the chill down her knees. The river, clear as clean glass, babbled around her, swirling and surging, but there was no shore. White mists loomed over the water,…
Foundation Mandated Interlude SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-08
Three Foundation personnel sat at a table. Two of them had their eyes fixated on a small pencil drawing the third one was working on, the air growing heavier by the second. After a few more intense…
Foundation Mandated Interlude 2 SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-12-01
Date. Creator. Materials. Results. Anomalous Properties. Pages of data and words suqeezed into single entries, the most eye-pleasing image selected out of numberous photos, and then finally all of…
He Was Blind and Deaf on a Sunny Day SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-19
It was when the waves splashed against his body that he gradually returned to consciousness. How long had he been lying here? He found himself half-buried in the sand and attempted to move, but was…
I See a Great Beast within the Fires SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-11-06
The young man watched as the bronze machine hammered down onto the golden metal. The loud clash boomed throughout the chamber, fading into the melting heat. Patina had taken over the machine's…
I stared into the face of everything and nothing and made it back alive SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-12-08
Three months after his partner's disappearance, the first thing Draven Kondraki received was a Foundation Star sent to their residence, and he was scared to death because he had never heard of a…
I Wrote a Tale SunnyClockwork (author) 2014-11-12
I wrote a tale. A tale, maybe. Is it a tale, Jacob? Jacob? If it's not a tale, what is it then? The kids, Jacob. Where are the kids? But I don't like oysters. Or computation. I shouldn't have run…
Midnight Parade SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-09-12
At midnight, two men met under the dim light of a back alley, away from the crowd and their watchful eyes. Dark stars shone weakly in the sky. One of the men was dressed in fine clothes, and yet he…
Not a contest entry, but a crackfic about gods anyways SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-01
The gods gathered at the Great Abyss like flies attracted to rotten meat, hunting each other down and licking the wounds of the universe. They were also throwing a party. "I just don't get it!"…
Professors of Anart SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-01
"This is a terrible idea," Yang said as she looked around the room. The room seemed perfectly normal for an art studio. Large, white, with drawing boards, stools, still life objects, and an…
So the Beasts Shall Plague the Land No More SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-09-20
The ground shook as flames filled the sky. The two armies clashed, and the sounds of grinding clockwork and inhuman roars blurred together. On one end behemoths breathed vicious poison, which rose…
Testing the Flow SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-11-10
He felt something pressing against his skin. Ever since they had him read the goddamn booklet, he felt something squeezing him, trying to find its way in. It was as if the air pressure had risen to…
The Builder Perelka_L (author)
SunnyClockwork (author)
2017-12-27
The rusted door of the small chapel creaked open as Robert Bumaro stepped in. The head of the Church let out a few heavy breaths, regaining his composure after the long trek. But it was not a dark…
The Clock Shall Strike Again SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-29
The clock struck twelve as the guard stood at the great gate of the Court. It was a night of revelry as lords and ministers entered the grand building, their faces covered by masks of masquerade….
The Day of the Dragon SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-15
Grand Karcist Bumaro felt a great relief. For ages he had felt nothing but anger, hatred, desperation and a deep embedded shame. But as he placed his claw-like hands upon the small piece of…
The Iron Wolf SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-01-28
The Iron Wolf lurks in the dark, Its teeth pale and sharp. To the Flock of Flesh it watches, Catching Lambs of Meat by its claws. Flesh and blood it swallows, Bones and organs it rips out. Down the…
The Maker and the Beast SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-04
It was a horrid place, where no laws stood and gods gathered like insects attracted to a great fire. The Great Abyss, it was called: a crack in reality beyond the eyes of mortals. Great beasts were…
Welcome to History SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-26
Hello, and welcome to Historical Site-19. I'm your tour guide Alexandra, and you may call me Alex. Before we begin, I would like to ask you to turn off your personal reality devices, or set them to…
What Dragons We Shall Be SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-02
+ Log 2015/09/17 - Log 2015/09/17 Fang! I see that you're finally catching up with the trend! well hello to you too Tri and yeah, boss order. sayin that it's easier and safer to work…
Why is Five afraid of Seven? SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-10-05
The God of Unknowable stands proudly in the Great Void, and hungers for those existing. The Fifth Coming is imminent, and those blind and weak have worshiped the edges of his existence. But he dares…
The Three Bullets of Destiny Superblobby (author) 2017-12-25
"Alright, Harold. This is the final stage of your test. Three bullets, three targets." You can't do this, how did you even make it to the final stage anywa- You don't control me. Harold placed the…
Gary and Stu Do Something Gnarly Swaghetti (author) 2018-05-29
"Nobody tells you how boring the apocalypse actually is." "…" "I mean, okay, look. The beginning, the part with the invasion and the explosions and shit? It's fucking bonkers. But like, after?…
It's just paint, right? Swaghetti (author) 2017-06-13
My eyes are starting to burn again. "I need to blink." I say. "Clear." says Randal. "Clear." says Will. Randal is still cleaning, Will is behind me, to my right. I want to turn around and check…
The Diary of Captain Henry Hughes MCCLVII, Captain of the H.M.S Sprint - Page 1 Swaghetti (author) 2016-08-29
You might want to read this before you begin. 101/1110/245B8 I, Henry Hughes MCCLVII, proclaim this textboard, my diary for the duration of The Journey. It has taken my fatherparent, the…
Little Hurley Lost in Meatspace SwamplessThing (author) 2012-07-31
Splat! Splat! Whe… whe… where is mommypult? Splat! Daddypult! Where are you? It's so strange here. Where did the walking thing go? It was so nice to me. Why was there a large bang? Splat! What was…
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