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Bedtime S(CP)tory Maddy L (author) 2011-10-04
"Come on, you two, it's time for bed. You've stayed up late enough, and you have school in the morning. What? A story? Oh no, no, your father has much better stories than I do. Oh alright, I guess…
The Illuminated Words of Grand Karcist Daq !ù'úrú, 1996 Makuta Makaveli (author) 2018-11-10
Background on Daq !ù'úrú Basic Information Full Name Daq !ù'úrú1 Alias The Deathless MC, Atonos Birth date 1965 Born Tsumkwe2, Namibia Ethnicity Juǀ'hoan Languages Juǀ'hoan…
Ämärangnä Language (Adytite) Makuta Makaveli (author) 2018-08-09
Introduction Native to Russia Region Minusinsk Hollow, Tyva Republic Ethnicity 20 Yeniseian Ämärang, 14 Sayan Ämärang, 13 Altay Ämärang (2009 census)1 Language family Uralic Early forms…
Ave Imperator MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-02-13
« Ave Imperator | Public Static Void » "I can't fucking do this any more, Jon." Jonathan Remes looks at his friend, sprawled out on his desk amid a mountain of paperwork. Several chipped mugs, all…
Conservation of Bullshit MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-02-17
Info Title: Conservation of Bullshit Author: MaliceAforethought Written For: Jamcon 2018 Related SCPs: SCP-3176 — "Estimated Time of Arrival" SCP-4856 — "Test Case One"…
Ex Nihilo Nihil MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-06-17
I wake up, and I wonder once again what I am. What I was meant to be. I move, though I will my limbs not, and as I walk through the darkness I feel them scrape upon one another, and crunch on the…
Factored Obsolescence MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-09-02
Dr. Sinclair opened her remaining good eye with some care, but ultimately the difference to her vision was negligible. The room in which she found herself was dark, and large enough to prevent her…
Introjection Infection Detection MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-11-12
It was a Sunday, at around 4pm. A peaceful hour, without any obligations to detract from its beauty. It always was, in the Wanderers' Library. Figures strode back and forth down the bright, airy…
Magnum Opus; or, A Diatribe In Defence Of Cliche MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-02-19
Info Title: Magnum Opus; or, A Diatribe In Defence Of Cliche Author: MaliceAforethought Written For: Jamcon 2018 Related SCPs: SCP-423 — "Self-Inserting Character" …
Old Business MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-11-11
Ⓦ "'Let it hereby be known that the following document and parts thereof comprise in full the last will and testament of the late Dr. Cornelius Everett Wondertainment, who inherited the title by…
Public Static Void MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-01-13
There is a void, and there is a speck. A shimmering dot surrounded by infinite blackness. Zoom in on it. Zoom further, until the speck fills your vision, and outclasses the void behind you by many…
The World Forgetting, By the World Forgot MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-06-26
Dark. Light switch, non-functioning. One door, one window. Concrete walls. Head pounding, but no visible wounds. Left arm in a cast, likely broken. Applied by someone with little prior experience,…
Time After Time MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-10-03
Info Title: Time After Time Author: MaliceAforethought Written For: Anomalous Object Challenge Related Tales: Tjalla More by this author Tick Two…
Technical Issues ManualSearch (author) 2009-01-10
After getting quite a few technical issue notes attached straight to my personnel file, I've decided to update the servers with a tech issue file. Place a dated note or comment into the tech files…
Lest We Forget Maxonymous (author) 2018-08-16
The alarm went off. Patterson’s eyes flashed open and he stared at the stained ceiling. He slowly propped himself up on his cot and looked at the clock, which was in the shape of a cartoon pink…
A Blessed Day mayoculpa (author) 2018-12-07
"…you two, and my foolish acolyte, here, will explain very quickly how you came to bring FLESH to the door of MY WORKSHOP." Inventor-Militant Antoninah diLuca's voice was stern, but now that he saw…
Revival Tent Blitz mayoculpa (author) 2018-12-03
“That was a disaster,” Herman snarled. The horse flattened its ears and danced sideways under a low-hanging branch. He hauled back on the reins and gave it a sharp, open-palmed slap on the top of…
The Den of Disquiet mayoculpa (author) 2018-11-20
The feeling was embarrassment. He was sure of it. A fresh wave of agony drove all thought from his mind, and he fought to break free with wild, involuntary strength. Though with his brother’s weight…
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Library mayoculpa (author) 2018-11-26
The Heart of Gold steamed gently. The row of bookshelves where it had come to rest gave voice to a series of ominous creaks. "Do you think it'll hold?" Arthur said. "Of course it will. Ancient dusty…
The Preacher's Apprentice mayoculpa (author) 2018-11-29
“Brother Fuller, I wonder if you might lend me your countenance this morning.” Herman finished drying his face with a towel, and caught Samuel Winter’s eye in the piece of polished metal the caravan…
A Price to be Paid MegalomaniacInchworm (author) 2016-09-26
A Price to be Paid "It's one of the enduring myths of the Foundation," said the redheaded woman in the snappy suit, stabbing idly at her salad with her cafeteria-issued plastic fork. "'D for…
Extranormal Event Report 17-6186 MegalomaniacInchworm (author) 2017-12-15
Extranormal Event Report 17-6186 Phenomena Containment Class: Keter Neutralized/Provisional Keter1 Phenomena Typology and Sub-Typology: Transient; Manifested Object; Keter-CH2; Hume…
Re: The Statue MegalomaniacInchworm (author) 2017-06-15
From: MSilburn3@Scipnet (Junior Researcher Marcus Silburn; Classification Level TC-1; Employee Number 13610) To: SPetrov@Scipnet (Doctor Sasha Petrov, PhD; Classification Level XF-3; Employee…
A Wandsman in the Court of the Hanged King Metaphysician (author) 2015-05-26
Where aphotic sea does deny, Reflections of a xanthous sky. And black stars reign without ascent, Echoes of what was never meant. A city built in unknown times, Upon the bones of countless crimes….
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism - Case Study 01: The Vaśńa of Sarvi Metaphysician (author) 2017-12-06
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism Dr. Matthieu Desmarais, Department of Anthropology Forward: Our understanding of Sarkicism has changed dramatically over the last few decades. This…
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism - Case Study 02: The Divoši of Prague Metaphysician (author) 2018-11-27
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism Dr. Matthieu Desmarais, Department of Anthropology Forward: Our understanding of Sarkicism has changed dramatically over the last few decades. This…
A Great Idea, Probably... Mf99k (author) 2016-09-08
To be honest, you felt pretty lucky that you were assigned to one of the least dangerous skips you could think of. It wasn't memetic (or antimemetic for that matter) and all you were required to do…
Ketergrams Michael Atreus (author) 2015-01-23
Overview Fatality #1 Fatality #2 Fatalities #3, #4 Fatality #5 Fatalities #6 - #13 Fatalities for 2014 Ketergrams are part of the Safety Subcommittee's program to promptly disseminate facts…
Promotion Michael Atreus (author) 2012-08-28
Carrying a thick folder in one hand, and a shot glass in the other, the veteran operative strode smugly into a lab that smelled strongly of beets. Here, dark plastic trays of scrawny plants were…
Petrified LordStonefish (author)
Michele Gray does not match any existing user name (author)
2018-08-11
You know how some places just have feelings attached to them? Like, emotions associated with the actual physical location. Like whatever transpires in a place influences its aura. To start with,…
A Tale of Five Offerings minmin (author) 2012-01-19
In the howling temple of the black moon's light Five brave fools came in the night. The first gave flesh, The second gave stone, The third gave the power to move when alone. The fourth gave life…
Clouds minmin (author) 2012-01-29
Looking at clouds from the ground is a rather absorbing experience. The educated human mind sees the majestic plumes of white as mere wisps of crystallised water vapour and dust particles in the…
First Welcome minmin (author) 2018-12-01
The new guy shifts uncomfortably in the sweltering jungle of the lobby. His skin glistens in the harsh light. The New York Stacks run five hundred metres under Central Park, and the heating is as…
Hello, Little Girl minmin (author) 2018-06-12
We are heading for D-block, snaking through the periphery corridors to avoid the last stragglers. Annette can hold their own, but now I must be accounted for. Ears stuffed with paper towels can only…
Love Springs Eternal minmin (author) 2011-12-18
Why, it was love at first sight, darling. You awoke to the early song of dawn, and as you rose from the clutches of Morpheus I was there, watching you, every dewdrop on the windowpane an eye into…
Not To Disappear - 1 minmin (author) 2016-06-18
Previous / Next 1. In the dusty bedroom of her Georgetown apartment, Hannah Cho sits on the edge of her bed, mobile phone in hand, unable to believe the voice from the other end of the line….
Not To Disappear - 2 minmin (author) 2016-08-28
Previous / Next 2. They'd called it the Bungalow, back then. Single-storeys and semi-detacheds had lined the streets then, and the additional floor of number 32 towered above its surroundings. But…
Not To Disappear - 3 minmin (author) 2016-09-27
Previous / Next 3. Darkness falls over the island of Penang as the strange cars surround Number 32. On both ends of the street, dark sedans with tinted windows pull up to a halt. In front of the…
The Other Side minmin (author) 2011-12-12
The gravel beneath his feet protested with a crunch as Rufus T. Heckle exited the alleyway, face-first into the acrid street smoke. He was not a very well-dressed man, though he held a distinct…
The Woven Man minmin (author) 2011-05-19
Once upon a time, there was a tailor of well-repute, who resided in a cottage some distance from the town square. He was known to be the best at his art, and his fingers moved like rippling water,…
To Clean out a Night... minmin (author) 2017-08-30
… I fell in love. I heard about it (bit-by-bit, bit-by-bit) I heard about it (bit-by-bit, bit-by-bit) I heard about it, no (bit-by-bit, bit-by-bit) Bon Iver - "666 ʇ", 22, A Million — This is my…
A Simple Paradigm Shift MissMercurial (author) 2014-04-23
"I just can't believe it. These people have no business shoving each other. We're all getting on the bus…Damn thing's empty, after all." The old black woman who'd lamented her fellow passengers'…
Headhunted MissMercurial (author) 2014-07-07
The Machine had failed and Dr. Molly Jayawadena was fleeing. In a filthy subway bathroom, Molly smeared cheap bronzer on her face. The dollar store powder left grimy, muddy streaks on Molly's…
Her Inveterate Patience At Action MissMercurial (author) 2014-01-25
Dr. Andrea Segerstrom had a wonderful junior year English teacher. The woman had the endurance of a saint, which served her well since she made the regrettable decision to teach at a high school for…
Little Lost Skip MissMercurial (author) 2014-03-11
Dr. Andrea Segerstrom had stopped trying to control the nervous picking at her flaking, peeling nails. They'd always been soft and prone to splitting even when left alone. And in this situation her…
The Coward MissMercurial (author) 2013-12-20
"It's good to see you awake, Nigel." Nigel gritted his teeth. He thought of screaming at the placid psychiatrist to his right, but he decided to just go with it. Less painful that way. "Nigel, I…
Containing Creation MisterBibs (author) 2012-01-20
Item #: SCP-9342-X Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9342-X is to be kept in a standard-issue filing cabinet in Containment Cell #1994-X. At this time, viewing of SCP-9342-X…
Despair Rage Envy Aye Mak Sicur MisterBibs (author) 2012-01-13
Item #: SCP-████ Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: As o(&%*f this date, SCP-████ is not con&&tained in any method. However, due to the da*%^*(nger SCP-████ poses, it has ERROR…
I Remember My Heroes MisterBibs (author) 2010-04-20
Grandson, you're a small child now, and you've started asking about them. You're far too young to be told, so I've brushed you off. I've decided to write you this note, for when you're older. How I…
Learning Shit MisterBibs (author) 2011-10-07
Hey, everyone. I'm Agent Bibs. If you really have a hard-on for being formal, call me Mister Bibs. I don't, so if you call me Mister Bibs, I'll throw a pen cap at you. Now, I've got a few guesses as…
Mystery MisterBibs (author) 2012-04-30
No, Clement, I'm serious. And yes, I do know a little bit of Chinese, so I know when someone says "bullshit". Just because Intelligence Agents are required to know everything doesn't mean we…
Security Camera #██████ Log MisterBibs (author) 2011-09-28
PLEASE NOTE: Only the anomalous moments recorded by Security Camera #██████ have been transcribed into text. The times of the specific incidents have been noted. 02/21/20██: 3:12 AM One of the…
Shell MisterBibs (author) 2010-11-17
02.12.2031 We're in what used to be Chicago, and I'm more terrified than I've been in a while. Based on what I can see (do I even have eyes?), we're about thirty miles from where I grew up. This is,…
Shortage MisterBibs (author) 2011-05-02
You get up. You shit, shower, and shave, because you have to go to work. Like everyone else, you hate going to work. It's not, generally speaking, all that bad. It's just stressful. You've got…
The Improbable Bibs MisterBibs (author) 2010-05-05
Today MisterBibs, Agent of the Foundation, was having string of good luck for the past month. This, naturally, gave him an astonishingly bad mood. Bibs wasn't an entirely spiritual person, but he…
Triumph MisterBibs (author) 2014-04-17
Hello. Nice to meet you. I've brought you out of containment and took that tarp off you, for which you're welcome. To be honest, I shouldn't have done the latter; it's against the containment…
Euclidean Thinking MisterFlames (author) 2010-02-14
I climb up to the edge, and pull myself over to the next space. I really wish I could have studied more, there's so much here I don't understand. Quiet, now I'm used to that. Most of the time, I…
For Elise MisterKillam (author) 2013-02-27
Elise was my only thought. I meant nothing but to have her. I started with one, one of me, alone in everything, nothing else entering my world but me and a ham radio set, airwaves singing my…
The Last Redcoat MisterKillam (author) 2012-04-18
MisterKillam (Riley A. G. Killam) It all started quietly enough, on a rooftop in Hajji Shah Wali Kalay, a name that nearly everybody, including Michael Oliver, hated typing in situation reports,…
Grease mlister (author) 2017-11-09
You never liked grease. Grease, sweat, body oil, that weird family "secret sauce" that your aunt swore by, all of it. It had this sticky, all-consuming quality to it. It was moist, but it wasn't a…
SCP-173-D mlister (author) 2017-06-15
Smith was the ideal Foundation agent. Methodical, reasonably moral, reasonably amoral, and unquestionably loyal. Yet he felt strangely reluctant about what he was about to do. It was a standard…
The Thing at the Bottom of My Dreams mlister (author) 2018-06-09
Night 0 Night 0 I'm stuck. That's my first thought as consciousness enters my body. I've woken up and I can't move. I try to force a limb to budge. It creaks at my attempt. It's tightly affixed…
Sic Semper Tyrannis Modern_Erasmus (author) 2018-01-06
Eight days after the fall of Gyaros, a young priest of Mekhane beheld the dying flesh of his master. Red, cracked, and rotting. The high priest had hours left at most. The majority of those few who…
The Scarlet Shadow Saves The World Modern_Erasmus (author) 2017-12-06
The St. Paul night was colder than her Ex's heart, though a bit of frost was nothing a superhero couldn’t handle. The Scarlet Shadow crept atop the roofs of Main Street; the cloying scent of litter…
Countdown ModernMajorGeneral (author) 2017-12-31
Dr Anderson rubbed his bleary eyes, and rolled over in his bunk. He jolted awake when he saw the blinking light on his digital alarm clock. Why the hell didn’t anyone wake me up? “Come in, Bravo…
The Last Man ModernMajorGeneral (author) 2017-12-17
It’s day 50 of freeze-dried beef stroganoff. Doctor Beckett swallows the meat and rice with a grimace. He’s made a challenge out of it, seeing how long he can eat the same meal without cracking….
I have the right to be forgotten Moklin (author) 2017-11-01
Mr. Young, please put the weapon down. You have more to live for than this. No response. Baltimore PD crisis negotiator Andrea Wagner stood upright against the wind, facing a local mom & pop…
Not Just A Cat In A Labcoat MonkeyClone (author) 2016-04-01
UF-00031 Monkeysky (author) 2018-05-18
Phenomena #: UF-00031 Pre-Unification Documentation: SCP-3406 Disruption Type: Bezalel-Primary Geographic Range: Global Origin: Known, MA-Event on August 3rd, 2020 Description: UF-00031 defines a…
Can't Catch a Break Montala (author) 2014-01-20
The man looked around the back of the van at his assembled team. Three agents, a driver, and himself. He quietly checked his equipment once more. They were going after something that definitely…
Ethical? Montala (author) 2014-02-06
"State your name for the record, please." The voice echoed through the vast space, amplified by the microphone. "Um, Dr., um, Dr. Robert Feldon, sir," he said into the microphone timidly. It was the…
Welcome Aboard Montala (author) 2013-12-10
"Wait, so we're hiring this guy blind?" asked the man as he sat at a table piled high with papers. "Yes sir. He's just been informed he has a high-level position with us, plus good pay and benefits….
Another Rainy Day Moohab (author) 2018-02-20
The sound of heavy rain pattered on the roof of the small bar where Toby sat, finishing his drink alone. The bar was empty aside from Toby and a few old men sitting a bit ways down from him. They…
Warm Milk and Ramen Moohab (author) 2016-03-01
Ring, ring There sat a man in a dark room, illuminated only by the dim light of his computer screen. He shifted in his chair, ripping the blanket from his body as pillows fell from where his head…
A Chance at Freedom MorgiePie (author) 2014-07-17
The facility's power supply had been cut for the past twenty hours. God knows what put the lights out, but the more belligerent occupants were grateful. The darkness of the site blanketed every…
Anniversary Mortos (author) 2017-06-10
He walked - or maybe glided, for if anyone could see him they would say his feet did not touch the ground - through the sterile concrete halls of what they had labelled Site-19. They couldn't see…
Tjalla Mortos (author) 2017-11-14
She watched from a distance as three Staff walked by. It was unusual to see a group of them moving with some apparent purpose during the day, but it wasn't unheard of. She knew the god-awful things…
You Can Leave Your Friends Behind Mortos (author) 2018-05-11
« SCP-3688 | Your Friends Don't Dance » Kayleigh MacMallan felt the bullet tear through the side of her head as her vision cut out and she collapsed to the ground. Two of her duplicates stumbled…
Friday, 2200, Paul Dimaccio's Personal Quarters Mr Carbon (author) 2014-02-17
Dear ………………, Paul Dimaccio rubbed his eyes, looked at the form letter on his laptop screen, and began filling out fields. Dear Ms. Stanwick, Please accept my deepest sympathy, and that of every…
Mobile Task Force Basic School: Induction Remarks Mr Carbon (author) 2014-02-03
Alright, settle down. I'm gonna call the roll while the Rabbi here matches faces to names. Raise your hand when I call your name. Listen up. Anderson. Aziz. Bathory. Bernstein. Green. You the art…
Monday, 6am, Escherville Facility Two Mr Carbon (author) 2014-01-15
The vomit flew over Specialist Jane Weiss' head and splattered messily onto Trooper Smithson. "Christ on a bike, Weiss, watch where you're puking!" "Sorry," Weiss gasped out between coughs. "It's…
Running Out Mr Carbon (author) 2018-01-11
BZZZZT. "Come on, you tossers! Get to the wall!" A curious slapping-clapping noise: twenty pairs of running shoes smacking into a gym floor, over and over. BZZZZT. Twenty hands touching a wall,…
Tuesday, 11am, Conference Room Three Mr Carbon (author) 2013-12-30
"Ah, Dimaccio," said Dr. Alto Clef, Director, Training and Development, Combined Mobile Task Forces, SCP Foundation. "Clef," said Paul Dimaccio. "This is the rook." He motioned to the woman at his…
Wednesday, 3pm, The Office of Paul Dimaccio Mr Carbon (author) 2014-01-08
Weiss carefully pushed open the door and stepped into the office. It was sparsely decorated. Just a few cheaply-framed diplomas dotted the walls, and a plain desk plus two chairs were the only…
Skirmish at Crane's Pub MrAnakinSpecter (author) 2017-04-22
The following is a collection of all relevant documentation regarding the conflict between Foundation personnel and agents of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. over the purchase of SCP-2253. _…
Walk in the Park MrAnakinSpecter (author) 2015-12-26
"And the Phantoms are no-shows, again?" "You know they can only play home games, sir." "Well have somebody conduct a séance or something, Johnson! We go live in fifteen! "Yes, sir." "What about…
Last Moments MrBazzle (author) 2018-07-31
The water keeps rising. Days ago, it was just a point of light in the sky. Hours ago, it looked as big as our sun. Now, at midday, we are shrouded in darkness. When we look up, we only see the orb…
Tales of the Ethics Committee: The Foundation Eats Babies MrNumbers (author) 2017-12-05
Elliott: We are recording. I have not been provided an SCP numeric classification as of yet, so we will be referring to the subject matter in question as the Sowing Circle, which is the English…
It’s all coming back, you understand? I don't like it! MrPines (author) 2018-10-12
Info Tale: It’s all coming back, you understand? I don't like it! Author: MrPines Thanks to: Dr Aers and Rounderhouse The tale can only have one survivor; how you…
Aryanne's Tail MrRonin (author) 2014-08-05
"You have been IP Banned." A young man was sitting in front of his computer screen. He donned a stained white tee and frayed shorts. His disheveled hair covered his face as the fan behind him blew…
The Escape From Site-132 MrRonin (author) 2016-09-21
The following tale is based on SCP-2150. Reading the article is not required, but if you wish to do so, the link is here "Hey, did you hear about what happened to the guy at the far end of our…
The Ride Never Ends MrRonin (author) 2016-12-07
It all started when I boarded this cart. I really didn't want to get on because roller coasters scare me. Not like I had a choice. But it was the last week before I was let off, so it wasn't that…
Another Boring Day MrUnpleasant (author) 2012-04-29
Special Agent Broderick sat in front of his computer, idly looking through closed case documents. Rat people in the subway? Turned out to be some group of perverts dressed in rat costumes….
Commentary on Selected Items in the Seimei Gallery MrWrong (author) 2017-08-10
This commentary is submitted to IJAMEA Kansai HQ on the fourteenth of April in the year 1897 of the Western calendar, as part of Operation Hakutaku.
Dai-tō-a MrWrong (author) 2017-05-03
There is something in my mouth, underneath the tongue. It's nothing relatively uncommon. Of late, my urine is black and I have excreted strips of paper. Ever since I opened a letter from Robinson…
Database error? MrWrong (author) 2015-12-10
"Some primitive artwork from Uzbekistan…" Jameson summarised, his eyes turning to the attached image files and their captions.
Etymology of die Glocke MrWrong (author) 2016-12-31
Ah Time, it once again brought us trouble, like our marriage. We began to know each other too late, and rushed through it due to coincidence. Additionally, it took only that first and last night to conceive Elisabet. Certainly, Elisabet and our marriage are at least our meagre victory against Time.
Exhibitionist Fantasising MrWrong (author) 2017-06-12
In the place with colourless walls, there is light again. I am inside the place with colourless walls. Fellow Unmoving Ones are inside the place with colourless walls. A part of one of the…
Heroic Spirit Alexei Belitrov MrWrong (author) 2017-08-15
Master, from my understanding, you are a participant of the Holy Grail War. I also understand that my objective is the termination of the other six enemy Servants or their Masters, whichever is more convenient.
How 173 Got to Site-19 MrWrong (author) 2015-06-17
Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile.
Indwelling of Bright MrWrong (author) 2016-09-18
"The D-Castes who are descendants of sinners and heathens! The D-Castes who must repent for their ancestors' sins and heathenry! The D-Castes who will support the Holy Foundation with their bodies!"
Interviews with Prospective Groups of Interest MrWrong (author) 2018-04-01
WANTED: GROUP OF INTEREST A hero is only as good as the villain. The SCP Foundation is looking for prospective Groups of Interest, which can attempt to oppose the SCP Foundation and emphasise the…
Project Morpheus MrWrong (author) 2015-12-06
Project Aims: Establishment of a Class I pseudo-Oneiric Apparition capable of multi-universal communication for the manipulation of extra-universal causalities for the propagation and betterment of the Foundation and its mission statement.
Santa's New Home MrWrong (author) 2015-12-24
'Twas another year's Christmas Eve, and most were asleep in those parts of the world engulfed in the night of the 24th of December. In a certain house located in a certain city at night, a certain…
SCP the Anime, part 4 (Gears/Iceberg, Clef/Kondraki, Rights/Light, Kain, monkey!Bright) MrWrong (author) 2016-04-02
THE FOLLOWING PROGRAMME HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR APPROPRIATE AUDIENCES BY THE DAI AKIHABARA TEREBI ANIME RINRI KANRI IINKAI. THE ANIME HAS BEEN RATED R+15. NO ONE UNDER 15 ADMITTED. SOME MATERIAL INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 15.
The Picture of an Unian MrWrong (author) 2017-12-28
Inoculation of Solidarity textual memetic carrier completed. Thank you for your patience. Please proceed with visual observation of text. Introduction The Picture of an Unian is a visual…
The Cage Multiscoop (author) 2016-08-11
Journal of Frank Adam Bourne 26/04/2013: Today was a little strange. I had just closed up and was heading out the door when a short man in a suit approached me. He asked if I was interested in a…
The Audience murphy_slaw (author) 2012-05-20
Margie sits back on the sofa in the family room and rubs her feet. The digitized tones of Beethoven's Fifth tell her that she's got a phone call. She wedges her phone between her chin and shoulder…

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I Can't Nacht Ruine (author) 2012-11-18
I can't feel your hair, the river streaming down Out of your head and into my open lap. It once was such silk, always soft to feel, But now so sparse and wired. How frayed, such disarray. I can't…
The Beast Beneath the Library Nagiros (author) 2018-12-01
. WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 4/4051 CLASSIFIED ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 4/4051 AUTHORIZATION WILL CAUSE THE ACTIVATION OF A LATENT "BLUE-ORDER" MEMETIC KILL AGENT. …
A Man At the Top of His Profession name (author) 2009-03-21
1985 Sometimes, when he was feeling particularly ungrateful, Doctor Glut wondered why his younger, redheaded wife had married him, and theorized that it might be because of some kind of father…
The Bacterium (Part One) name (author) 2009-01-20
Not up to scale Incident Report 5615-XX-16 Witness: Charles Vuncouth Date: ██/██/██/ Synopsis: At 1500 hours, I was told by my direct superiors that I was going to be airdropped into a…
The Bacterium (Part Two) name (author) 2009-01-21
Extract from the Journal of Doctor Buried: It fits doesn't it. In the old textbooks from my school days with all the families of organisms charted out, viruses were conspicuously absent. And they…
Kingdom of Stone: The End of a Man Nanoro (author) 2014-09-09
I walked. I knew my end was near. I had not felt my feet for ages now, Overseer knows for how long. They used to ache, but that stopped quickly. As soon as they began to turn to stone, that is. I am…
Underbed Nanoro (author) 2014-10-06
my mummy bouhgt me a diary I really like it I dunt really know how to write good yet tough it has butterflies on it I like butterflies and green creyons I writted this with creyon okay I have to go…
Blessed Harvest Nequin Tis (author) 2018-08-14
"Shuren! The kids say they'll be here in a small hour!" "Ou! I'm almost finished here!" Shuren went back to his harvesting, steady and firm as he had always been. He thought of topics to discuss…
Faith and Knighthood Nighkos (author) 2013-08-31
"A Templar Knight is truly a fearless knight, and secure on every side, for his soul is protected by the armour of faith, just as his body is protected by the armour of steel. He is thus doubly…
Just Another Nobody Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
It was that soft twilight hour. The sun had fallen beneath the sea, signaling the youth on the beach that the time was right. The bonfire was lit and the music played. They laughed and danced….
What Nobody Wants Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
"We're not the bad guys. All that about us using anomalies to destroy or take over the world, it's nonsense! The fact is, the deck is stacked against us. With so much out there that could destroy…
Empathy NiKaDra (author) 2017-06-11
It was right in front of him. He knew the danger he was in. He knew that if he blinked, he would die But he wasn't afraid. He wasn't reluctant. He didn't want to leave. Instead he embraced the…
A Well Practiced Introduction Nioki (author) 2010-05-09
I shivered like a jackhammer, even with my heavy down jacket drawn up around my neck. It felt like at least ten below zero, thanks to the wind chill, which by all logic should have been stopped by…
And It Starts With A Song Nioki (author) 2010-02-17
The end of the world starts with a song. You wake up, still hopped up on the pain pills they pass out like candy here. Someone changed the radio station while you were out, instead of sports scores…
Dear Diary Nioki (author) 2009-12-07
Dear Diary ……………………… *Click click tap click tap tap tap* Alright, Videira. Here's the script you were wondering about. This thing was a sort of dramatization of a little research disaster that…
Experiment Log 239-C Nioki (author) 2010-05-29
Experiment 239-C will consist of SCP-239 being presented with a small (30 page) blank book and a pack of 16 colored crayons. Subject will be encouraged to write and/or draw inside it daily….
Sailing To Gallipoli Nioki (author) 2010-03-23
His scarred chin had a single line of saliva running down it, clinging to the indented flesh, and I reached forward with my tissue to wipe it off. The scar ran from his right cheekbone downwards,…
Stage Fright NomadMonad (author) 2014-11-22
If I do, and I'm wrong, humanity dies. For a year or two. If I don't, and I'm right, humanity dies. Forever. The figure stared at the stone wall for a moment, wearing sweatpants and a hoodie, as if…
Some of These Things Don’t Need Food Nonsense (author) 2014-08-10
I have been with the Foundation for a few years now, but never in this deep. Up until now I had just been serving meals to the human test subjects. It felt like serving meals to prisoners – and some…
Homaquis not_a_seagull (author) 2018-03-15
The moonlight made the clear pond dazzle on a cloudless night in Florida. The pond smelled of mildew, compost, and the fresh metal of the newly installed fence surrounding the lake. Sarah stood…
Join the Flock not_a_seagull (author) 2018-05-19
ANALYSIS OF ANOMALY We have analyzed the interviews with subjects that come out of SCP-3662. Though all of their experiences vary wildly, there has been an interesting constant. All subjects have…
Katz and Dogs not_a_seagull (author) 2018-09-01
Excerpt from a communication over the Foundation sIRCp network between Senior Legal Consultant Sheldon Katz (nickname skatz) and Senior Researcher Harold Graham (nickname maninthecomputer): skatz:…
My Empire of Birds not_a_seagull (author) 2018-10-02
The good doctor's chronicling was interrupted by the gates to his palace being thrown open, making a slamming sound that reverberated through his chamber and made sticks and dirt fall from the…
Tales of the Automaton: The Big Birdocalypse not_a_seagull (author) 2018-05-23
Site-17 was in ruins. The once well-kept grounds of the site were littered with debris and ash. Inside the site, tables were overturned, shattered glass was spread, and the containment cells were…
The Little Robot that Could not_a_seagull (author) 2017-08-14
SCP-2785 sat in his room. It was a small room, and there was not much to do, but SCP-2785 didn't mind. He knew that if he just sat in his room, eventually, he'd be let out again. He'd get to…
The Scent of a Toaster not_a_seagull (author) 2018-09-12
INCIDENT LOG Following the success of Project Eisen-Simpson and the containment of SCP-4799-1, SCP-4799-1 breached containment by reverse engineering the refrigeration unit in its cell to create a…
The Shape of Water is Humanoid not_a_seagull (author) 2018-02-20
It was a dark and stormy night at the lake. Not a soul stirred; all the lakeside cabins were either abandoned for the winter or their occupants were fast asleep. The vermin of the lake were all…
Vacation Opportunity not_a_seagull (author) 2018-02-18
Document 2217-#4532 Foreword: The following advertisement was aired on several television channels on ██/██/████. None of the channel managers could explain the presence of this advertisement. …
Your Guard not_a_seagull (author) 2018-07-30
Good day, kid. Sit down, I won't bite ya'. Could I getcha' anything to drink? Water? Milk? Sorry, I'm not allowed to keep beer in here. The Site Director doesn't want us drunk on duty. I'll cut to…
After Destruction NovaeDeArx (author) 2012-07-09
Document 144b-O5-EO was discovered in █████, ████████ on ██/██/████, following an experiment with SCP-███ to investigate nearby ██████████████. Refer to Document 144a-O5-EO for full recovery report….

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Der Machandelbaum Oboebandgeek99 (author) 2017-04-09
Even in broad daylight, the forest was still a foreboding environment. The shadows of the trees made bright daylight dimmer. Apart from the wind and some occasional birds, it was quiet. Dr. Flora…
Narcissus Oboebandgeek99 (author) 2016-02-11
An Echo haunted flower grows more curious by the hour.                                                                                                                             Twice as lucky…
ANTI-PUBLIC Interference ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-02-11
FROM: PA-01 (PA01-mail-3754298) TO: PA Mailing List 31 Jul 429 09:00:54 Subject: Memorandum on Jack the Suppressor Good Knowledge, Recently, a proposal was put forward to me by the head of the…
For the RE-PUBLIC ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-03-05
Kalefheit, a city of opulent splendor and obscene poverty. Kalefheit, the place where fortunes came and went as quickly as the sunset. Kalefheit, the beating, chaotic heart of the New World that had…
Giving Up ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-05-07
Howard was dead. Pamela had known it would happen sooner or later - it was why her mother had disapproved of her getting involved with him, and it seemed she had been proven right. Even as the…
Iterations ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-05-30
I am Masahiro Goto, formerly SCP-2265-A. Five years ago I was released from a twenty year time loop. I need not elaborate further; the Foundation gave me a (heavily censored) copy of my…
Pain ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-06-10
Nikolai rubbed his hands together for what felt like the millionth time. Even after months here, he still was not accustomed to Stalingrad - the battle or the weather. I miss Vladivostok… Still,…
Traffic Resumes ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-04-17
"So, have you got everything down? The previous crew should be arriving in half an hour." "I think so. Man, this is the strangest assignment I've ever been on." "Yeah, 2771 duty is…memorable, if…
Worth a Shot ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-03-28
It was March 6th, and New York was still. Doctor Selvece fished a lighter and a pack of cigarettes out of his backpack and stared at the dead shell of Midtown Manhattan. Corpses lined every street,…
Eat Your Greenes OthellotheCat (author) 2018-10-11
A militaristic Foundation transport vehicle pulled in to Site-01. Several armor-clad and heavily-armed guards poured out, their black uniforms cut by the shimmering rose-gold colored dress of their…
I am Become DEET, Destroyer of Worlds OthellotheCat (author) 2018-10-02
Alright, try it again. Focus on our pot, and try to move us somewhere else. okay If you do this for me, I promise you you'll never have to worry about water again. im thirsty I know, buddy. Now, on…
La Marcha GrenaDEETa OthellotheCat (author) 2018-09-11
"…Now what have I got left? Paris. Maybe that's enough for some, but it isn't for me anymore. Because the more beautiful everything is… the more it will hurt without you," said Jerry. "Jerry… don't…
Let Her Heart DEET Once More OthellotheCat (author) 2018-08-29
The doctor was growing frustrated. How long had it been since his last surgery? A month? A year? Ten years? A hundred? His fingers were itching to be able to perform again, to put to test his new…
Population Control(led) OthellotheCat (author) 2018-05-25
It's hard to get the image of a sky that's 90 percent bugs out of your head, even if you've seen some pretty gruesome stuff in your line of work. Our hands were already tied since everything up…
The Five Year Anniversary of the Most Important Day of Achebe Okoro's Life OthellotheCat (author) 2018-12-07
Achebe Okoro knocked on the door to his therapist's office. He was excited to talk this session, though it wasn't like he didn't like the sessions in the first place. This week, he had something…
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate DEETstiny OthellotheCat (author) 2018-11-10
An Epic of Many Acts Act 1: On The Case End of Act 1 The amount of containment breaches that had happened within the last few weeks had been driving Gordon up the wall in terms of the amount of…
Katrina and Morgan and Little Miss Dotty Doo OverThinking (author) 2015-07-28
Katrina sat on the red bench, her shiny Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lunchbox to her left, and Little Miss Dotty Doo tucked under her right arm. The sun felt nice on her face. She absently swung…
Re: Promotion OverThinking (author) 2015-07-03
Anyway, congratulations on your promotion. I can tell you                                                                                                                             To:…
A Circus Milked Dry OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-06-29
A Circus of a Wreck » A few miles east of the remains of a fairgrounds, a gopher stuck its head out of its hole and squinted into the boiling afternoon heat. It looked around curiously, surveying…
A Circus of a Wreck OZ Ouroboros (author) 2015-03-05
« | A Circus Milked Dry | A Circus With Paranoia » A sudden crack broke the silence of a vast, infinite plane of the white landscape known to the Clowns of the Circus of Disquieting as the…
A Circus With Paranoia OZ Ouroboros (author) 2015-03-15
« A Circus of a Wreck … … …♪~♪~…. …♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~…. ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪ ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪ "I can stand the sight of worms And look at microscopic germs But technicolor pachyderms Is really too much…
Bananazilla Begins, Part I OZ Ouroboros (author) 2017-04-24
"… And then flushed the rest of them down the goddamn toilet." Dr. Pearl Watkins, lead scientist at Aquagene Pet Shop, hung her head as she slumped in her chair. She wasn't sure what to feel. At…
Bananazilla Begins, Part II OZ Ouroboros (author) 2017-04-29
…This is bananas. Marcus Nakamura stayed silent with fear as the armored van carrying him and Dr. Pearl Watkins rumbled softly down the road to who knows where. Things had taken a very sudden turn…
Beasts of the Old Letters KnightKnight (author)
OZ Ouroboros (author)
2015-12-31
You hold in your hands the paper keys, the keys that can unlock Fantasy. When I first discovered this wondrous land, I could scarcely believe everything before me. The spiraling and floating…
Free Freaks OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-07-08
Kagome kagome Kago no naka no tori wa Itsu itsu deyaru Yoake no ban ni Tsuru to kame ga subetta. Ushiro no shoumen daare Yume Kurosawa hummed an old Japanese children's game song to herself as she…

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Routine Psychological Evaluations By Dr Glass Pair Of Ducks (author) 2009-02-10
The following are excerpts from psychological evaluations performed by Dr. Simon Glass on Foundation personnel Dr. Glass: Alright, let's get this started. Dr. Alto Clef - Dr. Clef: [Subject hands…
Ghost Stories PaladinFoster (author) 2012-10-28
The sun was just beginning to set as I paddled into the Okefenokee swamp along with my friends, Hank and Lucia. We weren't strangers to kayaking in the swamp; we had all done it since we were kids….
Primo Gustu Color PaladinFoster (author) 2013-01-30
* **CoolGuy95 has joined #post-phenomart Welcome to Post-Phenom Art - RULES: www.pastebin.com/GHeXgyQW | Topic: Non-Euclidean Sculptures: Overdone or Underdone? Topic set by TheEntirePolishArmy on…
Clowning Around Pata H (author) 2017-06-02
The following is a transcript of a segment of the fourth episode of the 12th season of SCP-1257, titled "Clownin' Around." Despite the potential appearance of the "Bobble the Clown" entity, the…
Letting it go Pata H (author) 2014-02-26
April 13th 2011 I had just gotten back from a trip to the library when I spotted them. Your average person would just think it's a bunch of cops casing the area. A mix of uniformed and plainclothes…
Abject Blue Insomnia Pedantique (author) 2018-03-26
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » SCP-3985-7 Vocalization Log (2072) JAN 14 -    (00:51) Sixteen (suns/sons) (01:52) Burning (14:11) To see through FEB 26 - …
Forgetting the Number of Dead Stars Pedantique (author) 2018-01-01
She tried not to worry about the empty space too much, lest she accidentally remember, and there was no use in worrying over spilled milk or forgotten piano lessons anyway.
In the Manner of a Bad Apple Pedantique (author) 2018-02-14
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » Nonstandard Reality Acclimation and Preparedness Final Certification Exam 1. Successfully recognize nonstandard reality environment…
Quarterly Performance Review Pedantique (author) 2017-11-12
"While working for me, do you do good things?" The fragment stared up at her with empty, longing eyes. "Of course not."
Salt the Slug, Sheepdog Pedantique (author) 2018-03-16
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » SITE-12 DEEP STORAGE PROTOCOL Removing Items from Storage ● Items are to be removed only with plurality consent of the Overseer…
Thirty Pieces of Silver, Plus Inflationary Costs Pedantique (author) 2018-01-15
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » FOR SALE - SECRETS TO SUCCESS - $2000 Rare books containing methods to excelling in any field. Limited printing, little wear. Hand…
Thousand-Tooth Rat Trap Pedantique (author) 2018-02-27
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » LEVEL-3TITAN STAR QUIXOTIC/MOONDROP INNATEOPDIR IMMEDIATE CEASE ALL RECEIVE PRIORITY ORDER ISSUE VERIFIED: OPCOM NEW OVERSEER…
Under a Baleful Sky Pedantique (author) 2018-01-29
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » Welcome to AUGUSTVILLE, MONTANA Population: 750 Good living under God's law. Dhole sat in the crook of a tree in some unknown…
Obligations Pemander007 (author) 2014-07-08
The beginning was defined primarily by separation. It was a mess of thoughts, of feelings. To be honest, it was difficult for one to say if it was truly an existence at all at that point, but it was…
Shot Down Penton (author) 2017-11-13
A walk to the shops. That’s all it was meant to be. Pop in and get some milk and maybe some of those biscuits Keegan liked if any were left. Just quickly there and back and Susan would be back in…
A Diminished Thing PeppersGhost (author) 2018-01-19
Deep breaths. Deeeeep breaths. Focus. Gotta focus. Gotta stay calm. You've been trained in memetics, Harry. You can do this. You can break through. You just have to concentrate. The cell is six feet…
Containment Breach The Musical PeppersGhost (author) 2015-01-02
A summary of the Broadway hit.                                                                                                                             When we first discovered a way to pull…
Dust in the Wind PeppersGhost (author) 2013-05-27
1929 changed everything in the twinkling of an eye                                                                                                                             I close my eyes. I've…
Opening Night PeppersGhost (author) 2013-05-19
The circus died a painful death some time ago                                                                                                                             You still see them here and…
SCP-4000 PeppersGhost (author) 2018-08-15
REQUEST="4000_Additional_Documentation" … … … [ACCESS: DENIED] … … … REQUEST="4000_Additional_Documentation" CREDENTIALS="SCP-4000/noredirect/true" … … … [ACCESS: GRANTED] [Clever, clever.]…
We Who Poke With Sticks PeppersGhost (author) 2014-10-21
I am a professional stick watcher, and I love my job                                                                                                                             The following…
July 5th, 1975 Perelka_L (author) 2018-01-29
It was always about music. A mournful hum hit the walls, gently reverberating until it found its way to their young ears. Usually that call was a mere whisper, slithering through holes of the cloth…
Scruff, Claws, Paws Perelka_L (author) 2016-04-01
Where seconds ago was a stern and tall and generally rather intimidating Doctor Gears was now a tiny, fluffy kitten. Well. A cat. A very old and thin cat. The tape that Gears was passing to you fell…
Seven New Characters Are Introduced Perelka_L (author) 2017-11-05
It happened after the fourth or fifth lesson with Legler. Laufer climbed on a stool just before anyone managed to leave and announced that there will be a meeting at the Coastal nightclub at nine…
Skyboy Perelka_L (author) 2017-11-25
There was always fear, slithering underneath their eyelids whenever they closed their eyes and chose to sleep, that their dream could change everything. Of course, that would be too easy. They'd…
Torrent Perelka_L (author) 2017-08-06
I 1 The book was small and thin. Some girl gave it to him on the street, smiling nicely and asking for him to read it. He paid it no mind, threw it into the bag, forgot about it until much later….
Burial Rites PersonMcName (author) 2018-02-18
Dr. Morrissey It was Halloween night. No one wanted to be here, but it was almost mandatory. Dr. Morrissey unscrewed the top of his stainless flask, only to find the entire container empty. He…
In Fear PersonMcName (author) 2018-02-20
SCP-2006 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2006 is to be contained at Site 118 in an airtight containment cell. SCP-2006 must be constantly monitored for changes in form, which…
Recovered Media: The Hard-Boiled Adventures of Murphy Law Petrograd (author) 2018-01-03
Incident Report 3143-12.17 On 24/12/2017, a Foundation-operated bot (I/O-ISMETA) located a series of archived discussions pertaining to SCP-3143 across several defunct comic book enthusiast…
Time Crime in Greater Wisconsin - A Primer Petrograd (author) 2015-02-01
Alright, come on in, have a seat. Officers Wallach, Friedman, congratulations on graduating from the academy. Sergeant Bickell, I’m pleased you were able to transfer from Milwaukee. Usually we…
All Things Considered Photosynthetic (author) 2013-02-03
EXCERPT FROM TRANSCRIPT: "All Things Considered", WOSU 89.7, 28 Jan 2013 16:05 ALISHA CLARK, HOST: While the President works to stem unrest in the Middle East, NASA is talking with people from an…
Light-Dependent Reactions Photosynthetic (author) 2015-04-08
Excerpts from Interview Log E-46693-12 October 4, 2014 12:57 PM Interviewer: Geoff C. Taggart, [DATA REDACTED] Subject: Dr. Chelsea Elliott, researcher (plant specialist) Taggart: Good afternoon,…
Opossum Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
The strangest thing about the situation, Andrew reflected, probably wasn't the geometry. (Though that itself was certainly noteworthy. Any cubical room where it's possible to roll a ball from the…
Patina Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
Stone sculptors aren't usually the ones to discuss patina. Normally, you see, the word refers to metal oxidation—the blue-green bloom that copper develops under the rain's hands, for instance….
Presence Photosynthetic (author) 2010-01-18
During the recent Foundation raid on a Marshall, Carter, and Dark "Exhibition for the Perusal of Artistic Anomalies," Foundation agents discovered the following journal entry. The author, Ms. ██████…
Revenants Photosynthetic (author) 2010-02-10
There is a gun in his hands. AR-15 automatic rifle (his mind supplies automatically), standard issue for new Agents or emergency armament, fairly new, pretty battered. He's familiar with this one,…
The Pond Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
"Remind me again why we drove this thing." Katie thumps the steering wheel, hard, as it sticks again. This time, thankfully, unsticking it doesn't swerve the Winnebago into traffic. "Because it's a…
Vertigo Photosynthetic (author) 2012-01-03
(another true story) 1 Jan 2012, 5:54 PM US Airways flight ███ Somewhere over western Ohio I always request the window seat when I fly commercial. The view out that little porthole just never gets…
Four Tines Blind Pig_catapult (author) 2013-06-22
Feet climb nine steps and four Feet bring him to my door Hands pry pine wide Push chair aside Begins to chide I cannot hide Hand grimes a glass of wine Hand grasps a fork and knife I whine and cry…
Mothers' Love Pig_catapult (author) 2014-07-09
The passions of the dead can be vast and mighty, but we are not all-powerful. There are things I can never see. There are things I can never touch. There are things I can never overpower. Because of…
Six Little Mice Pig_catapult (author) 2013-02-03
Six little mice scampered 'cross the floor "Eddy, are you seriously reading the news right now?" I look up from my copy of TIME to glare at Justin. "Come on, man. This Hartle thing's cool, the…
Snail Tale Pig_catapult (author) 2016-06-05
It was time. His children were ready to come into the world. They would have to be born by C-section, however; he had no natural opening from which to birth them. He took his cellphone into the…
That Ocean Scent Piller (author) 2018-02-18
I laid down on my comfortable mattress with an incurable headache and a need for sleep. Yes, I may have slept for seventeen hours, but that doesn't matter. I still have a need for sleep. I'm tired….
A Child to Teach Pixeltasim (author) 2013-02-05
It relaxed for a moment, savoring the moment. It liked to have some leeway, and little children afraid of the dark gave it plenty. It wondered what it should do this time, pull it under the bed? No……
A Long Ways from Home Pixeltasim (author) 2013-11-21
Transcript of briefing for Mission 453-07-01, Code name "Waypoint" Begin Transcript Agent Walters, Agent Christensen, have a seat. You both are aware of the situation and have already had your…
Down The Rabbit Wormhole plaguebearer (author) 2018-09-22
Info Article: Down The Rabbit Wormhole Author: plaguebearer This is the best thing i've ever written. more from you know who FADE IN: INT. APARTMENT…
Beneath The Council Pr10r (author) 2015-02-21
This is a tale about before. Before the cave and the mountains, before the hills and the forests, before the oceans and the sky. This is a tale about where we came from, children, and about why we…
Sunset Pr10r (author) 2014-11-26
Heat. There are too many, TOO MANY! Heat unimaginable. No flame, there could never be flame here, but more heat than almost anywhere. Surging plasma and searing vapour, springing from the surface of…
The Ragdoll Prattler (author) 2012-12-12
When I was a small child, I was terrified of the dark. I still am, but back when I was around six years old I couldn’t go a full night without crying out for one of my parents to search beneath my…
Dining Out Proasek (author) 2018-10-13
Four mobile task force field agents sat around a table, enjoying their drinks as they waited in plain clothes for their food to arrive. Its not every day that a new restaurant opens on a high…
The Ambrose Fair Proasek (author) 2018-11-02
"…It's really more of a festival than a fair." "Yes, but then it wouldn't be a pun." "Chaz, nobody gets your puns." Chaz Ambrose, owner and occasional chef of the restaurant with his own name,…
Every Damn Time ProcyonLotor (author) 2013-12-27
The agent laughed indignantly. "Let me get this straight. You sit in a lab all day, writing papers or mixing test tubes or sitting on your ass pretending to do work, while I'm out there, fighting…
Document # ███-002 Projekt616 (author) 2010-09-16
Document # ███-002: Excerpt from the "von Reiter Collection" Interviewee: Obersturmführer Waldemar Strasser, formerly of 2.SS Panzer-Division Das Reich Interviewer: Captain Albert [REDACTED], ██…
Incident ████-c/A/001 Recovered Materials Projekt616 (author) 2010-09-19
Foreword: This film and several documents were recovered during the acquisition of SCP-████-01-c. Though the documents did not survive prolonged exposure to the tropical climate, the film provides…
Entomophobia Prototype_Toaster (author) 2018-06-13
"Cold, not cruel" is how the Foundation was always described to you. From day one, you were told that the Foundation's actions were based on this motto. As an Overseer, you were supposed to keep it…
NJE-4097 Prototype_Toaster (author) 2018-07-15
Photo of NJE-4097 recovered during Offensive-LBP-0003-009 Designation: Non-Jovian-Entity-4097 Type: Deiridh Security Designations: Due to NJE-4097s repeated heresies to Jovian lifeforms, they…
A Convincing Lyre psul (author) 2016-02-16
« Bigger Than Jesus | Hub | An Impenitent Thief » The concert hall was silent, expectant. Emma looked out, dazzled by the stage lights. If there was an audience out there, it was shrouded in the…
After that / Until then psul (author) 2017-02-01
7 June 2029 Today, I watched a giant jellyfish give birth to a full-grown woman dressed in an owl costume. It was strange to think that I knew it would happen today. The jellyfish floated in the…
An Impenitent Thief psul (author) 2016-02-22
« A Convincing Lyre | Hub | Our Mutual Guide » "Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee Lousy…"‎ I hate that song so fuckin' much I could almost die. In fact, I just almost did.‎ I freeze, one foot in the…
Bloodlines psul (author) 2017-09-13
The barbed knife ripped through the girl's throat. Her body slumped to the cold flagstones, her dark hair settling on the pool of blood before her. Reflections writhed on the slick, crimson surface…
Boxes psul (author) 2016-09-25
I left the box on Karen's nightstand, pausing to listen a while to her soft breathing. It's not a large box, but it's large enough that she'll notice when she wakes up. An e-reader, near new. It…
Counterpoint psul (author) 2016-10-07
« The Musical Suspects | Hub | To be continued… » Interview Transcript: Site Director's Office Date: 08/07/2016 Present: - Site Director Praveen Arora - Edward Barnes (PA) - Junior Researcher…
Duets psul (author) 2017-12-22
« Lessons for Old Dogs | Hub | Magical Mystery Tour (upcoming) » Charla Flores sat on the changing-room bench, slowly folding a spare uniform. It was brand new and spotless, a far cry from her…
Exit Interview psul (author) 2015-12-15
When they finally came for her, it wasn't a black bag over her head in the middle of the night. It wasn't an MTF snatching her off the street on the way home. It wasn't tranquilizers in her coffee,…
Facial Scan psul (author) 2018-10-28
S C A N N I N G … Please wait until complete, then click to proceed….
Figure and Ground psul (author) 2015-11-09
She lay, crying, in the darkened cell, listening to her brother's screams and the threats of their captors if he failed again. SCP-2162: Supplementary materials …
Golden Horde Funk psul (author) 2017-06-30
Sir? Sir! I'm really sorry to disturb you on leave, sir, but I really don't think this can wait, and the project is kinda out of control, and Director Sarangerel wants to speak to you, and … Sorry,…
Lessons for Old Dogs psul (author) 2017-11-17
« Counterpoint | Hub | Duets » "Mike, look out!" yelled Zhao. The brass city was collapsing around them. Mike slammed to a stop as an enormous bell crashed to the ground in front of him. "The…
Letters from Benares psul (author) 2016-01-24
The following letters were recovered from a private collection and filed as part of the additional materials relating to SCP-2833. Benares, 12 May 1909 Dear Cousin Emily, Greetings from the…
Ombres Malvants: 1) Tooth and Claw psul (author) 2018-09-04
« SCP-3512 | Ombres Malvants | blue pills » Children at play, roughhousing dogs, cicadas calling; crowds assembling for the Barca game, traffic beyond that. The distant noises melded with the…
Ombres Malvants: 2) blue pills psul (author) 2018-09-17
« Tooth and Claw | Ombres Malvants | Green Recruit » "So he knows they don't look quite right, yeah, but he takes one anyway." Rafael was shouting to be heard over the thrumming bass, and his…
Ombres Malvants: 3) Green Recruit psul (author) 2018-10-17
« blue pills | Ombres Malvants | … to be continued » Tomàs felt sick. The afternoon sun stretched the air thin, and his throat was stale and constricted. He lurched along the beachfront…
Our Mutual Guide psul (author) 2016-06-03
« An Impenitent Thief | Hub | Pattern Breaker » I can feel it calling to me. It is always calling to me. Those old pages, dust-dry and crumbling. Lines of staff like furrows, seeded with notes,…
Pattern Breaker psul (author) 2016-06-20
« Our Mutual Guide | Hub | The Musical Suspects » "Stolen!? How can it be stolen?" "I'm sorry Emma, but I don't know." Dr. Pherson looked exhausted. "I've been trying to find out, but no-one will…
psul's proposal psul (author) 2018-10-28
Security Clearance Required psul (author) 2018-10-28
The Little Buck-Toothed Boy: A Fairy Tale psul (author) 2015-09-25
Once upon a time, there was a little boy, about five and a half years old. He had bright blue eyes, and shiny blond hair, and faint freckles on his face, and his front teeth protruded slightly over…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
A Message from O5-1 Congratulations on having been granted Security Clearance Level 4. You should be proud of what you have achieved, and the Foundation is grateful for your service. If you wish, you…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
A letter and a photograph Letter recovered from the belongings of Nicola Tesla My Dear Sir Roentgen may have intimated to you the interests of our little fraternity - they are diverse,…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
An O5 Council proposal Proposal to O5 Council - 23 December 1941 TOP SECRET - EYES ONLY PROPOSAL MADE BY: O5-1 WHEREAS, the course of the war in Europe has emphasised both the urgent need for…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
Incomplete medical records - 1946 Medical Records - Site 19 - Project Amrita The following medical charts represent the only records that remain from what is thought to have been more than 200…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
Incomplete medical records - 1947 Medical Records - Site 19 - Project Amrita Subject No.: 139 Name: Stephen Moore Time elapsed: 174 days Observations: Skin samples indicate thickening of cell…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
Foundation bulletins Foundation Bulletin - 19 December 1947 ALL SITE BULLETIN - CODE ORANGE SCP-047 REPORTED STOLEN FROM BIOHAZARD LAB 047B. SECURITY RECORDINGS INDICATE 2 THIEVES, USING…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
A Message from O5-1 12 November 1948 almost destroyed the Foundation. Raymond Lewis and his accomplices escaped, retrieving a number of anomalies involved in the production of RS-Amrita, and damaging…
The Musical Suspects psul (author) 2016-03-07
« Pattern Breaker | Hub | Counterpoint » Mobile Task Force Eta-11 "Savage Beasts" Operation Impromptu - Background briefing Operation Impromptu was one of a series of Foundation operations…
Until Death psul (author) 2017-06-19
She didn't hear it. Not at first. At this time of night, the labs were deserted. The whole of Site-120 was practically empty: corridors dim and silent, offices shut, experimental apparatus crouched…
Humans And Houses pxdnbluesoul (author) 2015-07-11
"The O5s about shit in their pants, Craig. What did you expect?" Stanley Scott shook his head at his colleague as they walked through the hallways of Site-01's computing lab. The persistent low hum…
It's All Behind Us Now pxdnbluesoul (author) 2013-12-09
Much like our grandparents could tell you what they were doing on 9/11/2001, or what their parents were doing during the Kennedy assassination, our entire generation could tell you with perfect…
SCUTTLE pxdnbluesoul (author) 2014-02-10
PROVISIONAL ENTRY — SCRAMBLE ORDER INITIATED, ALL TECHNICAL ADVISORS AND RAISA STAFF TO SITE-01 — PROVISIONAL ENTRY This is an automatically generated entry documenting breaking events. Situation…
The Farm pxdnbluesoul (author) 2014-12-20
"You mean to tell me, there are four billion virtual machines active on one server?" Jason Ortega pointed a bony finger at the server rack, face drawn into a frown. "Not active all at the same…

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CASE COLOURLESS GREEN qntm (author) 2015-11-27
Item #: SCP-3125 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3125 is kept inside Cognitohazard Containment Unit 3125 on the first floor of Site 41. This containment unit is a 10m by 15m…
Fresh Hell qntm (author) 2017-08-30
There's another conglomeration of severed fingers in the last room, coating the room's interior like the innards of an exploded elephant. Parts of the sprawl are feeling their way, like mould, into…
Immemorial qntm (author) 2018-11-08
"Ms. Wheeler! Ms. Wheeler!" Marion Wheeler has just finished a scheduled inspection of SCP-8473 and is about to go for a cigarette. Someone is running up to meet her outside SCP-8473's containment…
Introductory Antimemetics qntm (author) 2015-04-11
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his head in that first introductory lecture. It's lunchtime, and…
Ojai qntm (author) 2018-09-30
Foundation Agent George Barsin is monolithic: nearly two metres tall and rectangular-shouldered, like a Bruce Timm cartoon. He is bald, bearded, and immaculately presented. His suit is tailored;…
Unforgettable, That's What You Are qntm (author) 2015-09-04
"El, it's finished." Lyn Marness is more than ninety years old and hasn't stood at his full height in ten. He was a tower of a man in his prime, two metres tall and built like a boxer. Nearly nobody…
We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five qntm (author) 2015-01-31
"Can I smoke?" This time the receptionist narrows her eyes at Marion. "No," she says. "You— No, you can't smoke anywhere on Site 200. Just because it's an administration building doesn't mean we…
Where Have You Been All My Life qntm (author) 2017-07-26
Who the fuck infiltrates a senior Foundation official's home, while they're home? Marion Wheeler lives deep in coniferous forest, a long drive from the nearest major city and a long drive in the…
Your Last First Day qntm (author) 2016-01-01
Previously Marion Wheeler is curled in the corner of Site 41's main freight elevator, descending, clutching a shiny red ray gun almost as long as she is tall. The gun has a two-tined prong…
John James Quantum Physician (author) 2016-09-20
In my opinion, the whirlwind of rumours and false reports surrounding the role of D-Class in this institution has created an increasingly poisonous, and frankly unprofessional, atmosphere over the…
Minutes of the 383rd General Meeting of the Coharmonius Pelagic Society, Concerning an Unexpected Pugilistic Threat Quantum Physician (author) 2018-02-19
The following is a transcription of minutes from the 383rd general meeting of the Coharmonius Pelagic Society. Some details of these minutes may be inaccurate, due to the fact that sound is bubbly…
A Chance Encounter Quikngruvn (author) 2010-02-10
“…in three, two, one, mark,” said the pilot as the ship blinked in from hyperspace. “All systems normal, and… there’s the landmark beacon. It looks like we’re ready for the nineteenth system when…
Incident Report 334-2178 Quikngruvn (author) 2018-10-04
Background: Following the events that occurred as outlined in Incident Report 7154-411314, a new containment cell was constructed for SCP-334, at the newly-constructed Site-1525, in northern South…
Recurrence Quikngruvn (author) 2010-04-01
I'm in a crowd, in front of a stage. Not sure where, but it doesn't matter, just that it's dark. Up on the stage I can tell there's a band. Just noodling a bit, sounds like, till the drummer counts…
The Loft Quikngruvn (author) 2009-08-07
“Hurry up, we’re gonna get caught!” Jenny whispered, failing to stifle a giggle. “Come on,” I muttered, “I’ve popped harder locks in my sleep… there!” I stood, one hand on the jimmied doorknob, and…

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The Asylum Raaxis (author) 2011-01-01
My friends and I used to do a lot of geocaching after our senior year in high school. For those who don’t know what geocaching is, it’s essentially a worldwide scavenger hunt. People will select…
Duty Rain42 (author) 2013-01-30
Dr. Herrero walked slowly along the empty white corridor, like a condemned to the scaffold. His footsteps echoed on the cold walls, while several cameras observed him from the ceiling. He knew that…
Conqueror Worm A Random Day (author)
Ramona Vonnegut (author)
2017-08-03
Info Conqueror Worm Author: A Random Day + More SCPs by this author - Hide list + All Tales by this author - Hide list + All Tale and GOI Hubs by this author …
A Cooler Manifesto Randomini (author) 2013-11-15
“Fuck The Critic.” Ruiz paced in a monochrome hallway, holding a banged-up Betamax recorder in his hand. “This asshole comes into my house, starts critiquing the fucking wallpaper, no sir, no sir,…
A Defection Randomini (author) 2014-04-30
>cavalcade.bat -o -xk -scp 00315 LOADING… LOADED PROJECT CAVALCADE CONTINGENCY COMMISSION STANDPOINT: 47.6097° N, 122.3331° W CONTINGENCY 00315-XK-001 STARTING… ERROR [048500: INSECURE LINK]…
An Armenian Bodybuilder Exercises His Legal Rights Randomini (author) 2014-12-24
It was refreshing to have bruises on my skin. My mouth felt slightly off. I reached up to my jaw, then clicked it back into place. I spat out blood and a few teeth, then felt hard matter extrude…
And Then What Happened? Randomini (author) 2013-11-29
Agent Tangerine sat listening avidly to Agent Green’s tale. “And then what happened?” “Well, apparently she went to school with Duchamp.” “Seriously?” “Yup. Hell of a coincidence. The boys drugged…
Angel Of Red And White Randomini (author) 2015-01-17
The coldest I have ever been was the day I was born. Alaska, of course, is a very cold state to begin with, even in the middle of summer. I was born in the winter. It was on New Year’s Day, twenty…
Are We Christmas Yet? Randomini (author) 2013-12-24
"I still think this is a terrible idea." "No, it's awesome! Like, deconstructive or whatever." Overgang and Joey stared at the enormous red bauble that towered over nearby buildings, pensively…
Brotherhood Randomini (author) 2014-01-31
NOTE: This is Part 21 of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. From: Pico 16 hartford street come beat the shit out of…
But We Do Not Talk About That Randomini (author) 2015-03-09
People die. Expendables? Two in three. Per week. Security? Two in three. Per month. Researchers? Two in three. Per year. Doctors? Two in three. Per decade. Look to your left. Look to your right….
Cart can, Can cart Randomini (author) 2013-11-17
“So you’re saying you found a can?” “Yup.” “And this can is… a Cart?” “Yuuuuup.” “So the can’s a Cart.” “That’s what I’ve been saying.“ “You sure this can isn’t a Can?” “Yeah. The can’s in a cart,…
Conservation Of Momentum Randomini (author) 2017-11-29
"What the fuck is this flow shit." He sat atop his wood pile in the copse, looking at the photocopied flier, absentmindedly pulling splinters out of his legs. He'd built a log cabin near the edge of…
Dark Arts and Crafts faminepulse (author)
Randomini (author)
2014-03-27
☦An accidental sorcery. AWCY as a latent phenomenon.☦ I used to see abstracts, nonsense, but somehow I understood. It was an instinct, an intuition; less like the bird knowing to build a nest, more…
Detained Randomini (author) 2013-12-19
Agent Green walked down the street, a Styrofoam cup of tea in one hand and a glowing cigarette in the other. Endless crowds of people flowed around him, occasionally bumping his arms or legs. Green…
Disposal And Discourse Randomini (author) 2013-12-31
"Sorry, Carol; forgot something." "Hm?" "You know, had to throw a blanket over a dead body. Wouldn't want people to see it and panic." "Ah, of course. That's understandable." Ruiz took his coffee…
Dull Ache Hand Randomini (author) 2017-01-21
Site 27 is where people's throats get cut. There's a reason for this, of course. Kill words, though difficult to get into a person's brain without haemorrhaging it, are some of the most effective…
Empty Unmarked Grave Randomini (author) 2013-12-15
>run fmc.exe -t Foundation Mail Client (Text Only Mode) >chkbox You have 1 new message. You have 5739 old messages. >readmsg new Reading All New Messages… 1 new message found. From: The…
Eulogy For The Living Randomini (author) 2014-02-03
NOTE: This is Part 22 of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. "Ruiz Duchamp." Ruiz stirred, rubbing his eyes and yawning…
Fear Not Randomini (author) 2015-10-21
I had fear. Fear had me. I had no words. There were no sounds. I found words, in the darkness. There were none to talk to. I found ears, in the darkness. The ears did naught but whistle. Nothingness…
Final Attack Orders Randomini (author) 2013-12-03
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. The Sculptor was talking at The Painter; The Painter talking at The Composer; The Composer was talking at The Builder; The Builder was talking at…
Flexibility Randomini (author) 2013-11-23
When we first encountered the Artists, we followed standard procedure. Shoot first, ask questions later, then pass around amnestics like candy at a birthday party. This did not work for long. The…
Insufficient Clearance Randomini (author) 2013-12-08
Agent Green opened his eyes. “Agent Green.” An unfamiliar, suited figure sat across the desk from him. Green became uncomfortably aware that he was still wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. “Where am…
Iris Dark Randomini (author) 2014-07-01
Iris Dark was warm, comfortable, and filled with a vague sense of accomplishment. She sipped her hot cocoa and stared at the dully glowing screen. The rain poured down outside, the sun barely…
It Just Shattered Randomini (author) 2013-11-14
“This isn’t structurally possible.” “Well, yes. That’s why we called you. What’s up with it?” “No fucking clue.” Agent Green lit a cigarette and began gesticulating towards the piece. “Can you…
Nobody Dies Randomini (author) 2013-12-10
Ruiz Duchamp heard a sound in the distance. hooooooooonk Probably nothing. Ruiz continued to pace in his studio, moonlight shining through the glass roof and casting shadows across the room. Felix…
Novel Cultivars Randomini (author) 2013-11-24
“I have bred a cultivar of celery that tastes like cheese.” Overgang Dood and Melanoma-on-the-arsehole-of-existence ("Arsehole" to her friends) stared at the plate that Joey Tamlin was offering…
Number Crunching Randomini (author) 2017-11-01
Lucas Monaco, the representative, knocked at the door. Skitter Marshall walked over to open the door. The second that he twisted the handle, Lucas pushed the door open hard, knocking Skitter over on…
On Seabirds And Sleep Randomini (author) 2016-02-03
We keep the exhibition space open for anyone who wants to use it. We never take anything down: the only person allowed to remove a piece is the one who put it there. Many pieces stay up forever….
Quintessence Of Dust Randomini (author) 2013-11-27
“What a piece of work is man.” Ruiz stood draped in purple robes. The spotlight shone down, the theatre otherwise coated in black. He was wracked with Hamlet’s madness, profound pain etched in his…
Robert Carter Randomini (author) 2014-06-28
Robert Carter was cool, calm, and collected. He straightened his deep blue tie, then parted his hair with a metal comb. The lights of the Las Vegas strip lit up the night as bright as day. Robert…
Shady Meetings Randomini (author) 2013-11-25
“You’re the new Clipper, right?” “No, I think the name we’re going with is Snipper, Miss The Director. A lot more snappy. Snippy snappy.” The Snipper winked, clicking his fingers towards the woman…
Skitter Marshall Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
Skitter Marshall was cold, wet, and slightly miserable. The rain pelted down unrelentingly as he shivered and stared at an innocuous-seeming building. The townhouse Skitter stood outside of seemed…
Snip Snip Snip Randomini (author) 2013-11-19
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. “Snip snip. Snip snip snip.” Wilson applied force to his secateurs. The lady’s fingers sheared off awkwardly, shattered bone poking through the…
Snipped From The Same Cloth Randomini (author) 2014-01-05
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. "What would you do with the powers of a god?" The corpses remained silent. This was partially because they were uncertain of how to answer, but…
Some Rational Inheritance Randomini (author) 2016-02-27
The A-78xD United Eidolonic Collective were a reasonable lot. Or one. They/it/we didn't really understand human languages. Always hung up on "nouns" and "adjectives" and "tenses" and whatnot. A-78xD…
Someone Steals Aldon's Penis Randomini (author) 2014-04-21
1. You should read Learning the Alphabet before considering reading this, at least to the end of the first act. (The content of this tale is probably the dream that occurs immediately prior to…
Sunday Funnies Randomini (author) 2016-09-19
The Cool Kids Randomini (author) 2013-12-01
“Molly! Where’d you put my aubergines?” “Your what?” “My aubergines!” “What the fuck is an aubergine?” “My eggplants! Where are they?” “Oh, them! I chucked them in the bin, they’d gone bad or…
The Corpse, The Twister, And The Veteran Randomini (author) 2016-01-17
There was a boat on a lake in the dead of night. The moon was out, a whole shining circle. There were three people on there. The boat, I mean, not the moon. One of them was a tall male behind the…
The Friday Exhibition Randomini (author) 2013-12-04
“What.” “Joey, why is there a pile of corpses here?” “I dunno, none of us were doing this.” Arsehole tentatively poked one of the bodies. “Pretty fucking metal.” “Well, yeah, but it’s not really…
The Minions© day at the scp Randomini (author) 2016-04-01
The Toyman And The Doctor Randomini (author) 2013-12-11
Document Identification Number: DOCWON-525276 Acquisition Method: Mailed to Site-17 Additional Documentation: Mailed In Unmarked Manilla Envelope, Sealed. Inside: Seven (7) Marked A5-size Envelopes….
thinking/knowing/living Randomini (author) 2014-01-26
the worst part of living if you really think about it is thinking. immortality it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to notice. the only way that one could stand knowing anything is the knowledge…
Third Death Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
The decrepit fleshsack housing the consciousness of Amos Marshall groaned. He was not particularly comfortable. This was nothing new. He had not been particularly comfortable at all over the last…
Three Men Named Con Murphy Randomini (author) 2014-11-02
Conrad Murphy approached the entrance of Humanoid Containment Site-29-2, covered by the dark, moonless night. He pulled the elastic from the back of his blank white mask, letting it snap across the…
To Settle All Accounts of the Butt Randomini (author) 2016-04-27
Oi, turn off all your stuff, terminate your bleeps and bloops, we're waiting for the show to finally get on the road. The audience is cloaked in darkness, and the world feels like nothing. Silence…
Vaccination Randomini (author) 2014-02-09
Bijou Dashwood sat apathetically in front of the chalkboard, staring at her two lecturers. The one to her left was a twelve year old boy. The lower half of his face was covered in dusty, yellowed…
Vescatur Perago Randomini (author) 2015-02-23
And so, at last, it had come to this. Years of poring over religious manuscripts and numerological heraldry. Countless sleepless nights dedicated to documenting the most complex and perverse rituals…
Watching Corpses Randomini (author) 2013-05-13
I don't quite remember the first time, but my parents told me about it. I would have been about… 5? Probably 5 or 6, yeah. It was one of my friends' dad. I just ran away screaming to the teacher…
wowwee go kill ursefl Randomini (author) 2013-11-13
“Three people have died from your exhibition.” “They signed waivers.” “I’ve got people breathing down my neck, here.” “They all signed waivers. They knew what they were getting into, they were…
wowwee u kild ursefl Randomini (author) 2014-03-15
NOTE: This is final part of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. The Sculptor walked confidently to the grimy wooden…
XK Randomini (author) 2014-01-21
we took the damned thing and wiped the blood and shit and piss and tears from its face nothing was beneath light shone through the cracks reality itself bent to the wills of madmen only words remain…
yes Randomini (author) 2013-12-12
Is he willing to stop me, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then why am I still alive? Is he neither able nor…
Everybody Needs Somebody ratsy (author) 2018-04-03
« One Trick Ponies MTF-Lambda-9, later known as the Foundation Animal Assets Division, was established in 1924, reached peak performance in 1946, and has been significantly downsized since. As…
One Trick Ponies ratsy (author) 2018-03-24
MTF-Lambda-9, later known as the Foundation Animal Assets Division, was established in 1924, reached peak performance in 1946, and has been significantly downsized since. As dissolution of the…
Eating Crow RecursiveRecursion (author) 2017-06-18
"John's wife stopped coming in to check up on him. I can't blame her, John isn't exactly himself anymore. Nothing we do appears to slow down his condition, psychological or medical. We're at a loss, both literally and physically."
Extranormal Event-28-A ("Ifrit") Archives RecursiveRecursion (author) 2017-12-11
Foreword: The following documentation is a collection of radio transmissions, recovered journal entries, and other relevant information pertaining to Extranormal Event (EE)-28-A, which took place…
Fresh Air RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-02-10
Foundation Gothic A cold wind blew, howling like a lonely wolf on the countryside. Nothing seemed to move, save for the occasional cluster of dead leaves, blown skyward by the rushing wind….
Husk RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-02-04
Foundation Gothic "Mister Gregor, do you know why you're here?" The wild-eyed man stared into space for a moment, shifting uncomfortably in his straightjacket. His eyes became fixed on a…
Let's Get this Show on the Road! RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-05-01
« Freaks, Friends, and Fiends| Dread & Circuses Hub | A Circus Come To Not » In a quiet corner just outside the universe, bookshelves stretched to the heavens. Line upon line of them continued…
Prelude: The Facade RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-01-30
Foundation Gothic The holding cell was quiet, serene. Outside the door, the scratch of pen against paper could be heard as doctors filled out the forms necessary to relocate their latest…
Restless Dreams RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-03-22
"It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced." "This is hardly the time for Star Wars, dearest." Paige Turner shivered, letting loose a discomforting…
Blood Is Thicker Than Water red-rogue (author) 2017-06-13
Note to Researcher Miller The increase in volume of excretions from SCP-173 have continued at the expected rate. Enclosure cleaning schedule updated to weekly as instructed. Activity within…
Dystopia Contest Rejekyll (author) 2014-10-30
First place goes to Mission Statement, by Dr Reach. Second place goes to I, Autarch, by Kalinin. Third place goes to Starch and Cream, by djkaktus. Congratulations to everyone who entered! Thanks…
Follow The Keter Rejekyll (author) 2012-04-03
Note: The following audio log was recovered from security cameras inside of SCP-682's containment cell during Incident 682-076-1JF4D-NA5, in which SCP-076-2 breached containment and engaged in…
Freaky Commodities Rejekyll (author)
2014-06-26
There were four men in the elevator. Two buff men in loose suits stood on the edges, staring blankly at the wall in front of them. Next to the left-most guard was a middle-aged British man with a…
Placere Non Trinus Rejekyll (author) 2013-01-30
Sir Ando drew his cloak around him as he prepared to leave the monastery. The large, cobblestone building stood behind him, towering above him and his horse as he saddled it up. Hastily, he threw…
Rising Rejekyll (author) 2012-10-28
The feeling of blinking and opening his eyes to an entirely new place was not new to number Five Zero Seven. Just a second ago, he had been standing in a dark cell, eating celebratory pumpkin pie….
A Lesson in Power renacer (author) 2016-05-22
With her right hand pressed against cold steel, Dr. Kowalski guided herself through darkness. Steps forward were apprehensive shuffles. She had a sleep mask over her eyes, but she found herself…
Tight Bookshelves Researcher Blasko (author) 2018-09-25
A flash of narrative color flooded the Department Of Pataphysics at Site-87, and a woman stepped out of a copy of The Combined Works Of William Shakespeare. She sighed heavily, and set down her…
Incident Report WP-1 RichardJ28 (author) 2010-10-25
Personnel involved: Agent Byrd, KIA; Agent Vospur, MIA assumed dead; MTF Chi-1 ("Golden Retrievers") Date: 19/██/20██ Background: Agents Byrd and Vospur were deep-cover operatives assigned to…
Being Cactusman Riemann (author) 2014-05-26
Dreams have long been a point of contention for psychologists, full of vehement and loud opinions on what they mean. Some think that it's the brain going over the events of the day, while others…
Family Business Riemann (author) 2014-07-17
In all great family trees, there is a small and stunted little twig that is ill mentioned and highly embarrassing. A stain on the illustrious painting of heritage. A black sheep. A brown M&M. The…
It will be fun, they said. Rigen (author) 2018-06-16
Fragment of InComm bulletin suspected to be distributed by GOC Internal Communication division, confiscated from captured sleeper agents in Site-229 Modern Thaumaturge: A Perspective by Field…
Playing God Rikks (author) 2013-03-05
To whom it may concern, First and foremost, I would like to offer congratulations to each and every member of staff working here. When I set out upon that gravel path, I never once thought we could…
Headache Rimple (author) 2018-06-14
It was the end of the fucking world and MTF-Sigma-66 were doing what they always did: getting themselves killed. "So to be clear, this place is going to be toe to tits in guards, covered in goddamn…
This Year Rimple (author) 2018-02-02
Info This Year Author: Rimple + More by Rimple - Hide list With other authors Page Author SCP-3500 DrBleep SCP-3504 OthellotheCat SCP-3373 LordStonefish …
Anno Domino Rioghail (author)
2013-02-06
December 1st, 2081 Access: Record of extranormal events and object retrievals Enter password: Access: Record for Site-466 retrieval agents. Enter password: * Access: Records…
Containment Engineer - A Typical Day rioludoodle (author) 2017-06-11
Avery Zhang sighed as he swiped his Level 2 key card through the scanner on the wall. The light beeped from red to green, and the steel door in front of him slid aside to let him through. He sipped…
Dispatch from the Paintball War rockyred9 (author) 2017-09-11
O5-2 entered the conference room and took her seat at the long table. She said nothing to the other twelve people seated around her, and they said nothing back. The O5 Council only met in person…
The Original rockyred9 (author) 2017-06-12
The jig was up. Something had gone wrong somewhere, and the Foundation had failed its final mission. Maybe 343 had got sick of the entire mess and decided to sweep the quarrelling apes off his…
A Concrete Shrine Roget (author) 2017-06-10
Atone in the hole bored and never alone. The observer was unseen and unblinking. Over time the arms had chipped and flaked away in a pile of shavings resting within layers of offal. The shapes of…
A Few More Words From "The Administrator" Roget (author) 2014-01-02
The Administrator looked at a watch. Ten minutes past five, and Fritz had failed to make his appearance. It sighed. Why did they always have to make it get up after them? They were old enough to…
A Filthy Scarecrow Waves His Arms Roget (author) 2014-07-08
On the flight back to Headquarters, Agent Fredericks mused on how familiar the blurry outline of Washington D.C below him was getting. Every week, it seemed, Director Hoover wanted them to come back…
Activity Documentation File 11-A Roget (author) 2014-10-07
**FILE 11-A Foundation Identification Icon. Group Name(s): Oneiroi, Oneiroi Collective, Oneiroi Gardens Group Classification: Non-human, Business(?), Unification, Extra-Dimensional…
Agent Brown and the Case of the Missing Amulet Roget (author) 2013-05-19
It was a perfectly perfect day at the SCP Foundation's 19th Site. There were anomalous butterflies flying, and laughing personnel catching them in titanium butterfly nets. The Telekill containment…
Alternate Hypotheses Roget (author) 2013-04-02
We gotta keep our own, don't we? That's what my dear Momma always said. If ya got something earned, or somethin' that's yours, keep it safe. Don't let any o' them outside peepers come creepin' in,…
An Offer You Can't Refuse Roget (author) 2017-04-06
April 2nd, 2011 ADDRESS HOLDER 85 FREDERICK STREET ON, CANADA WE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FROM A TALENTED POOL OF CANDIDATES FOR EMPLOYMENT WITH THE FACTORY. THIS IS A…
Anomalous Incidents Roget (author) 2012-11-28
Boyd kicked his heels onto the mahogany desk, a copper penny in his hand. "Call it." "…tails." Fish shifted uncomfortably, reclining in the opposite chair. "…Nope. What is that, seventieth time in a…
Authenticity Trip Roget (author) 2014-06-01
January 6th, 2015. In Miami, there is an apartment. A studio one, stuffed with computers, beeping and booping, manned by a single, unwashed operator. There are many monitors, looking into seismic…
Bavarian Fire Drill Roget (author) 2017-09-20
Colonel Cook's eyes had never been narrower as he read over the neatly-typed piece of paper that had landed on his desk that morning. Across said mahogany authority symbol, a thin young man in a…
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered Roget (author) 2018-07-24
David Rosen despised going to the infirmary. It made his patience thin and his mind numb. Whether it was losing an arm to a giant indestructible reptile, or getting scratched by Josie when a petting…
Boss of Me Roget (author) 2015-03-30
SCP-1837 Containment Area, Site-77 Director Shirley Gillespie was doing her daily rounds, when she noticed something curious. In a clear, plastic tank, where there was usually an old-fashioned…
Cells Roget (author) 2015-09-08
The Commander sternly stared over his crew. They were a good crew, rich with protein. For a moment, he steeled his nerves. "Alright squad. This is it. Today, we infiltrate the hated Foundation's…
Children Of Doubt Roget (author) 2013-02-26
My sons have left me. I was once a proud father of five boys, each with their own great ambitions and plans. As our days went by, the sound of them whispering their plans was sometimes all I could…
Daydreamin Roget (author) 2013-10-27
Daydreams That's all there is anymore. That's all I can have. I'm an all powerful demigod, locked in the chamber of little boy. Do you know where the power goes? It flows out our fingers and out…
Decomm Anon Roget (author) 2012-06-28
The dim fluorescent lights buzzed softly above, as the nine individuals looked at one another uneasily. The clock on the wall ticked the time down, and there was the occasional nervous cough. The…
Diary of a Young Girl Roget (author) 2012-07-10
dear diary My name is Lizzy Byrn, and i am 7 years old. My mommy and daddy and me just moved in a new house in a town called Frankinberg. Mommy says that we came here becouse of daddys job and so…
Document #017-1 Roget (author) 2015-03-19
Site-12, Monday Morning. 4:00. January 11th, 2025. Containment area of SCP-5200 Researcher Boyd closed the hatch behind him, and turned to face the containment vault's occupant. Boyd thought he…
Don't Forget Roget (author) 2012-06-01
This letter is to anyone who remembers that one should always take care of their fellow man. I'm stuck in this little room surrounded by a big layer of concrete. I usually can't open the door…
Epilogue: Last Word Roget (author) 2013-01-10
« Part Three | HUB |We never forget » …
Expanded Biography of "The Administrator" Roget (author) 2014-11-10
Well, it all got started when I became god. The Administrator explaining the dangers of containment to President Eiseinhower Security Clearance: Qliphoth Duties: The Administrator is more of an…
First Interlude: Old School Roget (author) 2013-01-10
"We're going to have a great year, aren't we?" - The girl who sat behind you. Students! Please be advised that class scheduling will begin this Saturday, in the auditorium. Please remember to…
First Seed Roget (author) 2012-08-10
March 11th, 2015. Siberia was not nice this time of year. Anders Forsman wondered if Siberia was ever really nice at any time of the year. Either way, this wasn't his normal neck of the woods. The…
Friend, Good! Roget (author) 2018-10-30
Site-77 , Autumn. Sophia Light was feeling jet lagged as she attempted to keep up with her host. Site-77, moreso than any other Foundation facility never seemed to stop moving. There was a constant…
Game Day Part 3: Synchronous Roget (author) 2013-03-16
Murphy stumbled through the darkened corridor, trying and somewhat succeeding at avoiding the debris that was strewn across the floor. Behind him, indistinct voices still called out, searching for…
Going Out Roget (author) 2012-12-25
On 9/18/2011, SCP-703 manifested an instance of SCP-703-1. Analysis revealed it to be a list of items produced by SCP-703, dating back to its initial containment. Referencing with updated…
Homeowners Roget (author) 2012-07-02
Diane was glad they had found such a nice neighborhood for the kids. She and Paul had worried about finding someplace good for them to grow up in. Some of the neighborhoods they had looked at were…
How Tightly The Coils Squeeze Roget (author) 2013-08-20
September 18th, 2160 - Within the Wanderer's Library The night-time is late, and very down. No early morning brightness peeking from the borders of the moon's domain. Just a permanent, thick gray,…
I Forgot To Remember To Forget Roget (author) 2016-12-23
They were stringing up gold garland all over the house. Mistletoe adorned every doorway while elves stared down mischievously from their various shelves. The entire dormitory looked like a collision…
I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die Roget (author) 2014-12-21
Dr. Ralph Roget knocked on the door, shave-and-a-haircut style. It was the way he always knocked when he was a kid, coming with Mom to see the grandparents. It was also the only way for the…
I Was Not Magnificent Roget (author) 2015-04-27
At a Window Booth Shirley tried her best to look distinctly unimpressed by O5-4. Their meeting place, a Denny's outside of Kalamazoo, was unorthodox. But she had insisted upon it. There was no…
Individuality Roget (author) 2012-09-20
You want to know where it all went wrong? The reason the Foundation is in this state? I can tell you. I'm probably the last person who can tell. They got all the others… either dead, hidden, or…
Innocence Roget (author) 2016-09-23
MR MONEY AND GIRL The first thing that Latoya saw of this money man was a spray of diamonds firing out his nose as she was filing into the room. Black hair slicked back over his head and juxtaposed…
Letter from the North Roget (author) 2012-07-07
Will you come sit with us? It is very cold out here, and we are very lonesome. People do not visit us very often, so we do not get to see people. We like people. Please come be with us. We would…
Life and Death Roget (author) 2012-05-02
One minute. He feels himself growing. It hurts, but he can take it. The real pain hasn't even started yet, anyways. He knows this pain all too well, he has felt it every time someone turns that key….
Long Live The King Roget (author) 2013-06-12
My name is Dr. King, and you know what I hate more than anything ever invented by mankind? Apple seeds. They have always been the bane of my miserable existence. God damn, piece of shit apple…
Meeting Of The Minds Roget (author) 2013-02-17
Masipag sat in the sterile briefing room, her expression of slightly nervous boredom mirrored by Fritz, Cyrus, and Kulzn. Kraito stood at the front of the rooms only table, fiddling with a black…
Museum of Idiots Roget (author) 2015-04-05
Hall ██ of Site-██ Containment area for the Little Misters Mr. Stripes Doctor Leon Red and Junior Researcher Paulus Shirt looked down into the testing chamber. Inside, a gaggle of doctors were…
My Brother The Ape Roget (author) 2013-11-25
Scene: A messy office, home to to one of the Foundation's best and brightest men. Not a big, or a fancy office, but one that gets the job done. We aren't talking about the name on the door. That…
Mystery Skipper Theater 3000 Roget (author) 2017-04-07
The following broadcast transcript was detected from a previously dormant region of space, with Foundation encryption. The content is currently under analysis. The Foundation's telescopic networks…
Nacho Business Roget (author) 2013-04-18
In the Foundation, you can't afford to pull punches. If you make an assumption, expect it to fly back in your face before you can say "Skipper". Hell, do you know how many tests they have to run in…
New Technical Issues Roget (author) 2012-03-22
Welcome to the Technical Issues page. You are all free to ask me about any issue you might be having (with a computer, mind you), I will try and assist you in resolving those issues. Don't be…
No One Else Will Protect Us Roget (author) 2013-12-09
My name is The Administrator. I don't know who I was before all this… happened? Or changed? Or whichever adjective you want to use, it all means the same thing. History itself has been changed, if…
Obsession's Price Roget (author) 2012-09-24
The journal entries included with this report were recovered from Researcher █████'s official research notes on SCP-589 following Incident 589-40. It is believed that Researcher █████ was the first…
Of Brothers And Fathers Roget (author) 2015-02-09
J. Edgar Hoover was sitting in his office, writing something, when Robert Parsley entered it for the last time. A half-eaten danish sat on the desk. "Have a seat." Robert did. "How is the Atlanta…
Olympia Roget (author) 2012-11-13
The professor felt a familiar, cold linoleum under his feet as he padded his way through the facility. It had been a long time, but everything still felt like how he remembered it. The entrance hall…
One Last Ride Roget (author) 2012-07-18
You know what my favorite part of a roller coaster is? The climb. You're just inching your way up that hill, and you know that the terrible drop is coming soon. Riding with family is even better. I…
Overview of MTF Psi-7 "Home Improvement" Roget (author) 2013-12-10
Mobile Task Force Psi-7 specializes in the undercover investigation, containment, and/or demolition of anomalous buildings or buildings affected by anomalies, particularly residential homes in…
Painted Lips, Unblinking Eyes Roget (author) 2014-02-06
David Rosen was not a happy man. Now, by all accounts, this was not an unusual occurrence, but today David had something beyond general misanthropy or a lack of proper nutrition to be glowering…
Parting Roget (author) 2013-02-04
TO: Oklahoma City, OK FROM: Washington D.C John Please come to Washington as soon as it can be arranged. Something has come up, and we're in need of people with your skills to assist. This is a…
Pilgrimage Roget (author) 2013-05-10
When you're in a position like mine, there is never time to be surprised. Even when each day, I meet new THINGS on my skin to crawl around and smile with my gums, I think thats all there is too…
Preaching To The Choir Roget (author) 2013-03-18
Director Cyrus knew that Fritz was watching him as he shuffled through a filing cabinet. He made a mental note to have a serious discussion with whomever had filed these things in an ass-backwards…
Prelude: First Bell Roget (author) 2013-01-10
« | HUB | Part One » …
Prometheans Roget (author) 2013-02-14
Senior Researcher L. Byron(aka "Kraito") SCP Researcher and Telepathy Specialist. Security Class: 3 Duties: Research of Telepathic anomalies, Objects recovered in the field, SCP containment…
Psychiatric Profile For Researcher Lee Byron Roget (author) 2013-02-21
CONFIDENTIAL PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION, DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. Name: Lee "Kraito" Byron Clearance: Level 3 Location: Site-19 Date of Birth: 09/18/1959 Age: 49 years, 11 months Dates of Testing: █-18-██,…
Remembrance: Part One Roget (author) 2013-01-10
June 12th, 1976. Hi, my name's Lee. If you're reading this, it is very likely that I will be extraordinarily upset with you, because this is a personal journal I bought yesterday, at the new…
Remembrance: Part Three Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Lee checked his watch, like he always did, and stepped over the welcome mat. He was home. It wasn't a particularly impressive home, with its threadbare red carpets and grimy, unwashed windows, but…
Remembrance: Part Two Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Lee was there. Walking through the dead halls and broken doors, in his pressed uniform. They'd left him behind. Everyone else had been taken out, to play. Lee continued his march. They would be back…
Reversed Engineering Roget (author) 2014-01-06
Professor Duncan Gills checked his watch. Forty-five minutes. That's how long it had taken him to change the face of robotics… the Foundation, and maybe even the world. He gazed down upon his…
Seasons Pass Roget (author) 2012-10-29
It's been a long time since we had a season like the '56 season. That was the heyday. It seemed like we couldn't sell enough stuff, and everyone wore the biggest smile. We had the tourists and…
Second Interlude: In Session Roget (author) 2013-01-10
"Do you remember, when the bells had to ring?" "Can you tell me, how the children used to sing?" - An unknown admirer. We're finally leaving for the trip. It's been a hell of a ride getting here,…
Setting the Stage Roget (author) 2013-01-20
Dear sir or madame, It has come to our attention that you have taken some of our props, and while we understand why you felt it necessary, we politely request you return them. We were not intending…
Skipping Time Roget (author) 2013-08-10
"So, before we start, can I please have your name?" The still, pale man seated before me paused to take a breath, and slowly moved his eyes towards me. His eyes were slower now, and I'd been told he…
Step Right Up! Roget (author) 2014-11-28
"You missed." "Shut up." Rosen covered his eyes, grunting with disapproval as he surveyed his throw. Victoria Rockward skipped up to the starting point, grinning like a madman. "It's my toss now,…
Technical Orientation Roget (author) 2012-12-16
Hello, and welcome to the Tech Support orientation. I am senior technical researcher David Rosen, and I will be orienting you. Before we begin, I’d like to ask that all cellphones, smart phones,…
The Day the Clown Cried Roget (author) 2012-07-01
Adrian's dream always started in the same way. He was walking down a street, a street he had never seen before. It was night-time, and it was kind of scary, but he had Freddy, and Freddy would make…
The Doom Of All Frogs Roget (author) 2018-04-11
Researcher Rasmusen was dying. This wasn't an unusual state of affairs. Between the downturns of coffee addiction, sleep deprivation, the general aches pains three concussions gives a person, slow…
The Kids Aren't All Right Roget (author) 2018-02-20
It's not dangerous to spend time outside in the summer. Clouds are always leering from the edge of the sky. Don't look at them. The sundown pond is so clean and white. The light slides cleanly…
The Last Word Roget (author) 2012-10-21
In the autumn months, if you walk along the Site-19 grounds and you see an old rusted fence, you might want to see what's on the other side. Over there, the leaves will all crunch underfoot as you…
The Swift Rise And Fall Of Technical Researcher David Rosen Roget (author) 2012-04-01
OR, HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE OUR TECHNICAL OVERLORD This was the image that had graced Technical Researcher David Rosen's monitor when he had arrived in his office that morning. It…
Timing Roget (author) 2012-12-10
Mr. Moon knew he was very good at timing these things. He really couldn't afford to be bad at it, with his condition. He'd tried to use watches, but watches only worked when you had eyes to watch…
Transparent Roget (author) 2012-07-02
So yeah, my name is Mister Chameleon. Also known as 'That one color guy,' 'Oh yeah, he's a mister, right?' or 'Doctor Wondertainment's afterthought.' Sometimes it can be hard to be me. After all,…
Under the Sea Roget (author) 2013-02-06
I must tell you this now, as I am growing old and the knowledge cannot die with me. The world as you know it is wrong. We are all passengers in a great craft, from which we will one day be released….
Unusual Incident Unit's Case Files - Classified Roget (author) 2015-06-18
The following is a collection of cases and disturbances investigated by the Unusual Incidents Unit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. These cases date from the founding of the division, but…
Warm Memories Roget (author) 2012-07-22
Did I ever tell you the story of the Hindenburg disaster? It was quite a big deal when it happened, it was all over the news for months. And I was there when it happened. I was just a young kid back…
When We Reach The Crescendo Roget (author) 2014-01-02
The testing chamber was humming. Not a fluorescent hum, or even one from the various electrical implements hidden within its walls. No, this was a different humming. It was… hopeful. A hope that…
Where Your Eyes Don't Go Roget (author) 2016-12-01
"Grandma!" Shirley looked down over her newspaper. Ralph was standing there, with a fistful of wooden blocks, beaming up at her. "Can we play Director, grandma?" She smiled down at him. "Sure. Where…
Where's The Shadow Government When You Need Them? Roget (author) 2014-06-27
"Mister Hoover, your two o' clock is ready for you." It was the usual thing. J. Edgar Hoover's people took him down to one of the lower levels, in a rickety old elevator. They had a few re-purposed…
Aces And Eights Doctor Cimmerian (author)
Rounderhouse (author)
2018-12-04
THE BALTIMORE STAR BALTIMORE FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6TH, 1867 1/2¢ THE WAR IS OVER GENERAL LEE SURRENDERS TO GENERAL SHERMAN IN RICHMOND by Jeremiah Cimmerian - Editor-In-Chief …
And the answer you have to give, no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: Maybe I’m a king. Rounderhouse (author) 2018-11-25
SHREEE The shriek of the whistle broke through the still Kentucky sky. What few game that the shaking of the ground hadn't chased off, scattered. The prairie held its breath with…
MTF Sigma-5 "Pumpkin Punchers" Rounderhouse (author) 2018-10-11
The moonlight shone on the open pumpkin field. The farm was the picture of serenity, until a piercing shout shattered the silence. "Move out!" yelled Alpha. The four MTF agents spread out across the…
Memetics and Infohazards Division Orientation Rounzie (author) 2015-07-19
Alright everybody, welcome to the orientation for the memetics and infohazards division. Now this is a full week of training, and a long day so be sure to get some coffee or a donut, because we…
"Thieves!" Screamed The Ghost rumetzen (author) 2017-02-28
Voices pulled him from the blankness of unconsciousness. “-unless you want your boss melting your badge for scrap before the end of your fucking shift.” A woman’s snarl. It occurred to Alarath that…
... And Whenever They Catch You, They Will Kill You... rumetzen (author) 2017-01-21
Amy had spent less than a month in the Library, most of it dedicated to hiding or following the random paths traced by the Queen. A week, she could tell, was not long enough to get a good picture of…
All the World Will be Your Enemy... rumetzen (author) 2016-02-28
Though the sign above the cell door said “4521”, in casual conversation the guards and scientists called it The Witness, the woman inside had never stopped thinking of herself as Amy. She didn’t…
Between Shelves rumetzen (author) 2014-07-07
This is a sequel to Going Out Of Book. You should probably read that first. At first, all she saw was darkness. Then a red glow crept in. She was lying on a cold, hard surface, staring up. There was…
But Life Goes On rumetzen (author) 2017-02-01
In the underbelly of a numberless Site beneath Navi Mumbai, Pavlo Kharkiv sat alone in a dark room with a glass of vodka. One by one, four computer terminals around him flickered to life. They…
Change In The House Of The Flies rumetzen (author) 2017-01-25
Aubrey Dell missed the days when coming home was a respite. When she was free to leave work at work and pretend for a few hours a day that she was a normal biologist, one not surrounded by…
First Day rumetzen (author) 2013-01-12
Joshua Thomas Eichburg stared in disbelief at the room in front of him. It was smaller than any other office he'd seen at the FBI, maybe the size of a bedroom. It was the only one he'd seen with no…
Giving Bad People Good Ideas rumetzen (author) 2017-01-22
The diner’s light shone like a lone glimmer of hope within the darkness of the city. The waitress wiping down the counter wore a bored expression. It was nearing the end of her shift, and the only…
God Am rumetzen (author) 2017-01-31
Alarath squatted on the sidewalk and observed the new world he'd found himself in. The first thing that struck him about the city was how many people seemed to be living in it. Though it was night,…
Home Is Where The Hatred Is rumetzen (author) 2017-03-07
Ilias Kantos was going to get some fucking answers. Three days. Three days since his world had been shredded. Three days since they’d put him in this call-it-anything-but-a-cell. Three days since…
I Want To Tell You rumetzen (author) 2017-01-23
“So what’s the worst Site you’ve ever worked at?” asked Cipher. “I don’t know. Difficult question.” Kantos paused in solemn thought. “Seoul. Seventy-One. The place barely functioned.” The BMW they…
Imposters rumetzen (author) 2013-05-06
They stopped giving me water years ago. Food long before that. They must have realized my time as an Overseer meant I never was in danger of dying. The air feels recycled, just dust drifting through…
Interlude - The Faraday Girls rumetzen (author) 2013-01-30
“Shit shit shit,” said Donna. She was late for school. Stupid alarm had gone off an hour late, and now she was going to have to walk. “Shit,” she said again as she opened her closet and ruffled…
Living Through Shattered Glass rumetzen (author) 2016-03-22
“So, everything you told me was bullshit.” Rupinder tilted his head. “Was it?” “All that talk about letting me leave if I wanted? Yeah, looks like it.” Something about him made her shudder, though…
March Of The Fire Ants rumetzen (author) 2017-02-06
The sound of sirens made Alarath look away from the stranger. They split in the air in the distance, growing closer every second. They were unlike any warning horn he had heard used in the Empire,…
No Rain rumetzen (author) 2017-02-17
The steel collar was just loose enough to keep from choking Cipher, yet tight enough that she had to stop herself from clawing at the metal around her throat. Every five seconds, a small red light…
Party Of The Year rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
“I don't see why you even like her,” said Lila. She took another drag and passed the joint to Minh. “She's a bitch.” Minh sighed and began smoking. “She is not. I don't know why you hate her so…
Pawn To E4 rumetzen (author) 2014-07-08
The guard shivered. Even through layers of nylon, fleece, wool, and polyester, the chill seeped into the bones. The wind roared around him, whipping up snow, branches, and dirt, pelting him with…
Posthuman rumetzen (author) 2017-02-08
Clef didn’t miss his face. Initially the loss had been painful. It wasn’t just his physical face the creature had taken. For years he’d wandered with a hole in his existence, one that could not be…
Pretty Magic Gaiden Mecha Tokyo-Mon Demon Ninja Sailor Clef rumetzen (author) 2016-04-01
EXT. PUFFER KITTENS GENTLEMEN’S CLUB - DAY The exterior of the building EXPLODES as CLEF-SAN is tossed through the window like a weekly shonen jump tossed through a shoji. He hits the ground bounces…
Rather Die Young rumetzen (author) 2017-02-02
“Hello, Emily.” Agent Cipher flinched at the use of her real first name. Underneath layers of digital modulation, the voice coming from the phone was unrecognizable. But there were only half a dozen…
Riddles From the Dark rumetzen (author) 2016-03-14
“Man, if I’d known you were so useful for petty larceny, I would have started years ago.” Years ago you believed I was a schizophrenic delusion. “Whatever, Nancy Nitpicker.” Amy pressed her hand to…
Rites of Passage rumetzen (author) 2016-03-07
For the first time in five years, Amy slept peacefully. No nightmares. No panic attacks in the middle of the night. She woke with no aching in her joints, no cramped muscles. She opened her eyes. A…
Rubber Summer rumetzen (author) 2012-12-31
“What is it?” “I… I think it's a duckie?” The two men stared down at the crater in the concrete. It was about a meter across, and in the center was a small yellow rubber duckie wearing an astronaut…
The Circle Opens rumetzen (author) 2013-02-19
Night comes in early in Orinsville. The sun rises at seven AM exactly, every day, and by two PM has already begun its slow descent behind the mountains. Come four, it's fully dark. The only light…
The Man Who Sold The World rumetzen (author) 2017-01-23
The man who would one day be known as Savior awoke in a field of corpses. The ground was hidden beneath the carpet of blood and flesh. Men, women and children lay slaughtered, stacked upon each…
The Prisoner rumetzen (author) 2016-03-29
Borrowed books covered the floor of the room. They lay open around Amy, and her focus darted from volume to volume. Processing the information glut was like trying to isolate melodies from twelve…
The Tale of the Library rumetzen (author) 2013-01-25
It began with a word. Eventually it would swell to become something greater. It would envelop reality and become the heart of all universes. It would join world to world and unite people in its…
Theogenesis rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
The image came to me as I slept. In my dream, I stood at the center of a tall hill, and though it was day I could see all the stars of the night sky. More, in fact. They were strewn across the…
True Places Never Are rumetzen (author) 2016-05-02
Amy couldn’t sleep. She wasn’t sure she wanted to. She lay on the mattress, staring into the void of the night. Starless, moonless, cloudless. Nothing but darkness, surrounding her. Glowing shapes…
Unusual Music rumetzen (author) 2013-01-21
The sign at the top of the store should have read “Jive Kat's Funky Disco Beats”, but four of the letters had fallen off to make it “Jiv at's Fun y Disco Bats”. The tinted windows had been broken…
War Within A Breath rumetzen (author) 2017-03-02
In the hours of morning that still flirted with night, as Doctor Edith Spencer combed through layers of data from another world, she reflected on the pathways of life. If someone had asked herself a…
Wasting rumetzen (author) 2017-04-27
Beneath piles of slime and discarded scrap, shaking from hunger and near-blind in the darkness, Amy held her breath. The creature was just outside her hiding-hole. The scraping noise of claws…
Why? Where? What? rumetzen (author) 2017-01-27
The thing wearing O5-4’s faced smiled as Kantos pressed his gun to its face. “Hey, you people catch on quick. So what gave it away? Was it the teeth? I was worried I didn’t get the teeth right.”…
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