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Sunday Service sabitsuki (author) 2011-07-16
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             She hugs the stuffed rabbit close to her and watches…
The Long Con sabitsuki (author) 2011-06-03
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             Two old men sat at a dinner table, directly across from…
What I'm Here For sabitsuki (author) 2011-05-23
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             Hello, sir. I know what you're here for, but if you’ve…
The Battle of the Toys: The Defense Of Hive Skittles Sad Xiao (author) 2017-07-14
You know what, Em, working here isn't so bad, Junior Research Karly Gonzales noted. Senior Researcher Emily Sze looked at her. What makes you say that? Karly put together some of her Mega Blok…
The Battle of the Toys: The Breakroom Routing Sad Xiao (author) 2012-07-06
Researcher Harris finished the last pieces of his model, and set it down, as it walked away to join its fellows. For the last hour, he had been creating Lego Space Marines and assorted vehicles, and…
Sentimentality Sad Xiao (author) 2012-06-02
Doctor Amy Sze walked past the masses of employees gathered at the cafeteria. For her, it would be another regular day of work - cut down the paperwork tree that grows on her desk, witness some…
Wings Sad Xiao (author) 2012-04-27
It's been a little while since I've last seen my kids. That fucking dirtbag, Jerry at least he got to rot in hell, without this pain. Should've shot him in the nuts instead of the head. It's been…
Audio of War Salman Corbette (author) 2013-02-06
Audio Transcript 1035 Welcome to Site-76 It is here in the vast Egyptian desert that we keep many confiscated anomalous objects we find the two great superpowers of the world clutching onto, and it…
An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost Salman Corbette (author) 2012-11-12
Act 2, Scene 2: James: (Crying) But can't they help you in some way? Butt ghost: There is no cure for butt cancer. J: But what will I do without you? BG: James, you've never needed me in the first…
Cleaning Larry Salman Corbette (author) 2012-10-07
They started giving us oxygen tanks after the fifth cleaning. We would vomit too much, and get Larry all dirty again. God forbid we have a dirty Larry. I remember when we didn't have the tanks and we…
Total Recall Salman Corbette (author) 2012-06-24
Background: At 2:01:34 on 05/13/20██ a suspected Dr. Wondertainment item was discovered outside Site ██. Agents were sent to retrieve it. The object appeared to be a mattress with various child-like…
We Interrupt this Program Salman Corbette (author) 2012-05-05
1. Tired of all those cups falling whenever you open your cabinet? Had it with having to search around a high shelf with your hand? Well I have too, and that's why I'm back with an amazing new…
The Doc Block Salman Corbette (author) 2012-04-25
We brought a pretty little lady for you today, 173, said the doctor to the statue. The statue did not respond. After all, who knows who could be watching. He instead stared back at the doctor with…
The Completely Canonical Story of James, Age 8 Salman Corbette (author) 2012-04-01
Hello. My name is James. You may know me from my appearance in various child-themed -Js. I'm here now to tell you the awful truth of the origin of these sources of hilarity. Though they may seem sweet…
Where They All Go Salman Corbette (author) 2012-03-04
Author Note: I find it's even better if you listen to this whilst reading. -Sal Background: A large mass approximately 3 kilometers in diameter, located 436,200 kilometers away from the earth's…
Reptilius Salman Corbette (author) 2012-01-11
The following document has been in Foundation possession since 18██. Several dating techniques have all placed the document at its authentic time period. Foundation scholars are unable to place where…
A.S.S. and Other Low-threat Groups of Interest Salman Corbette (author) 2011-11-25
The Association of Supernatural Shifters The Association of Supernatural Shifters, or A.S.S. as they are better known, gathered around the conference table. They all looked at each other and nodded….
Recording Stuff Or Whatever Salman Corbette (author) 2011-10-25
Hi. I'm (sigh) Research Assistant Corbette. I'm gonna be straight here I kind of had a long night last night aaaand I threw up an Advil this morning. So yeah. You may be wondering why I'm giving…
Jargon Salman Corbette (author) 2011-10-23
I began walking along the hall to the briefing room. Another situation had come up, and I was expected to be present. As I walked my secretary Gloria walked alongside, giving me a cup of joe. What's…
End Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-30
It wasn't like I didn't feel guilty. Of course I felt guilty. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to stay alive sometimes, and even as I gazed at the tank containing Mr. Fish, the final capture…
Interval 2 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-23
Mr. Appleseed. Seriously, that's my name. And wouldn't you know it, whenever I sneeze, cough, or fart, out come appleseeds. It sucks. This is, of course, only exacerbated by the fact that I was just…
Interval 1 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-18
Hello little children! I shouted with glee as I moved around them, What a lovely couple of children you are! What's your name? They giggled. A boy looked at me. I'm Tommy. I'm six and a half…
4. Mr. Lie Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-17
I hate jail. You know how many times I've been in jail since I started on this journey? 12. Of course, I always get out eventually when there's no evidence, but hot damn does it suck. Seriously, even…
Rex Sponge's Revealing Revelations Salman Corbette (author) 2011-08-13
The door suddenly bursts open as Rex Sponge's foot gives it quick momentum. O5-7 wakes up from the slam of the door, leaving a puddle of drool on the desk. He looks around and slowly brushes his,…
A Few Memos Salman Corbette (author) 2011-06-04
From the inbox of President Mortimer Phillips: Dear President Phillips, I believe the workers in the western wing are talking about unionizing. Our best course of action would be to scare them….
Audio Log 185-53 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-05-12
Background: During regular testing SCP-185 was set to a Foundation used frequency and the year 20██ was entered into the keypad. The following transmission was recorded. Commence Log Research…
Snuggle, Cuddle, and Protect: The Mean Dragon Salman Corbette (author) 2011-03-03
The following document was recovered by Agent ███████ following a vacation in ███████████, Florida: Document X45-a The Mean Dragon There once was a dragon that made everyone mad, He changed his…
Farming And Coffee And The End Of The World Salt Lick (author) 2014-11-22
Once, there was a rundown diner where two elderly men were sitting, waiting for a third to show. It was dark out and the only light that could be seen outside was that single, dimly-flickering lamp…
Critiquing A Cardboard Box Scorpion451 (author) 2015-09-18
What they ask, tells you everything you need to know.                                                                                                                             An ancient exhaust fan…
Hush Shaggydredlocks (author) 2017-08-19
The end of humanity. It is a slow, incremental end. A war of attrition - one that has been playing out for decades, if not centuries. At first, it seemed like they were content with our upper echelon;…
Paradigm Shift Shaggydredlocks (author) 2017-05-30
A brilliant technicolor thought-form exploded with fiery intensity, ecstatically vibrating and dancing within and without Itself. Dazzling rainbows weaved into and through one another, singing a…
Reap What You Sew Shaggydredlocks (author) 2017-02-16
Mr. Bear woke up, on the evening of July 19th, 1937, and was utterly stunned by the fact he had done so. As far as he knew, toys weren't typically alive, and having consciousness thrust upon oneself…
A+D Shaggydredlocks (author) 2017-01-04
Ah. You are awake. It is me. But of course, this is quite the change is it not? Try to think. Do you remember when we first met? You were but a child, practically a sapling. You had…
You're Always on My Mind Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-12-18
Blackness. Emil was standing in a void. Unable to see. Unable to hear. He was holding something that began to move. Something wet. He looked down to see himself holding a pulsating mass of organs. A…
Not Fade Away Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-10-31
The old water tower on the outskirts of this shit-heel town has been derelict for ages. It's amazing they haven't torn the damn thing down yet. I reach up for the next rung, which groans in response…
A Reason To Die Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-09-18
Footsteps. A pair of them are approaching. They reverberate throughout the hallway and into my bare cell, shattering the perfect silence and setting me on edge. There is a loud buzz, close enough this…
Little SCP-507 Lost Shebleha (author) 2012-01-13
I I don't understand Why why is it that they're everywhere? Every place, everywhere, every fucking world They're always there. Why? Hi Mum! I'm back home from school! Jimmy said as he walked…
Partial Notes from the Corps of Discovery Expedition, 1804-1806 Shio (author) 2017-01-17
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION The following excerpts from the Journal of Meriwether Lewis were located during a Foundation sweep on the swath of land that…
SCP-1425-765 Silberescher (author) 2017-04-02
Item #: SCP-1425 Object Class: Downy Special Containment Procedures: A single copy of SCP-1425 is to be kept in a double-locked archive in Storage Site 40. Access to the document is to be completely…
Glass x Diogenes 4 Life! <3 Silberescher (author) 2016-04-02
Disclaimer: This tale uses the word fuck , and not as a curse word, as meaning what it means in the dictionary. The doctor gazed into the looking glass. In the looking glass was the looking Glass,…
MTF Sigma-66 Post-Mission Psychological Evaluation Silberescher (author) 2016-03-07
Via Davis (Current Foundation Personnel) Davis: I can't believe you're making me sit in for one of these. Dr. Arthur Howell: The supervisor is still a member of the team, Ms. Davis. Davis: Missus….
The Beginning Of The End Silberescher (author) 2015-02-24
The Beginning of the End Prologue: Sanctuary PLAY THE BEGINNING OF THE END OR READ THE PROLOGUE IN THE SECOND TAB The air around Site Director Zura became cold and clean in the halls of Site 19…
House Of Gears, Part Two Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
I awoke on an examination table. Monitors built into the walls displayed medical information: height, weight, dental X-ray, MRI data. There were several unfamiliar charts that I couldn't read. I sat…
House Of Gears, Part One Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
A valuable heuristic to follow when working in a science lab is this: for each piece of equipment worth more than twenty dollars, assume that, at some point, it will fail. To summarize for the layman,…
Castling By Hand Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
A nonsensical amount of distance away from home, across an infinifold interuniversal membrane, in an n1-deviated Earth where a series of assassinations had torn apart the United States in bloody…
Queen's Gambit Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
On the night of the winter solstice, if the stars are right, Ullllllu the Warlock emerges from his cave and curses the moon. Life and death become inverted in a twisted exhibition of the decadent…
The Truth Is Out There Silberescher (author) 2013-02-05
Gilbert Buchs had a little game that he played in his free time lately: he sat in front of his computer, played one of his old New World Order Exposed videos, opened a bottle of bourbon, and then took…
Handout Silberescher (author) 2012-11-11
Little Anthony wandered down Pine Street, separated from the three other trick-or-treaters he had tagged along with. According to them, the house at the end of the road was giving out regular-sized…
On The Seventh Day Of Christmas Silberescher (author) 2012-06-28
Doctor Malley. Doctor Kurtz? Come look at this. Is there a problem? Today's bed check isn't for another three hours. What does it have there? Oh. He really wanted a notepad, so I…
A Witch's Tale - Mistakes Were Made sirpudding (author) 2015-10-13
Only ghosts remember. This thing in Detroit, though? Well, this was a bad one….
The Dragon and the Pesterbot siskulous (author) 2017-09-01
682 vs 1370 in the battle of the ages. Who will win?…
Stirrings Skara Brae (author) 2013-02-06
Freddie Jones tramped over spongy ground with a gun in one hand and a split stick in the other. He was making enough noise to scare off any wild thing within a half mile radius, but he didn’t have a…
Log of Anomalous Ducks Skara Brae (author) 2012-03-21
Note: Following Incident F-19██ and the recovery of SCP-1356, Research Sector-09 was charged the evaluation and containment of resultant anomalies. Testing is ongoing, as relevant subjects are still…
Dreams of the Dead Sea Smapti (author) 2017-05-01
It is said that in ancient epochs, when the world was closer to the stars, that in dreams one could glimpse foretellings of things yet to come. Such beliefs are not encouraged in these days, as the…
The Lord Judge Smapti (author) 2016-10-05
The sound of the horse's hooves echoed off the hills of the pass as the cart made its way along the old highway, thudding against the dust and gravel that a thousand years before had been smooth…
In Search Of Lost Antigo Smapti (author) 2016-08-23
To whoever might read this manuscript; greetings to thee, well met and well come. I pray for your safety, for if you have found this document, you are surely in grave danger yourself. I say this not…
The Broken God Of Ayrshire - Chapter 1 Smapti (author) 2016-05-28
And so it was that the Old Ones could no longer abide the horrors begat by Meknah-Re, He That Breaks Men's Souls Upon the Forge, and together they tore him limb from limb and cast his ichorous…
Living in the Limelight Smapti (author) 2014-07-05
I believe it was Shakespeare who said All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers and portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage. He was half-right….
Birth of the Cool Smapti (author) 2014-06-21
In the nineteenth century, the march of progress made it possible for the first time for human science to contemplate and comprehend those phenomena which had long seemed to contravene the laws of…
A Keter Kinda Christmas Smapti (author) 2013-11-02
Fade in on a well-appointed living room in a log cabin, with bookshelves, easy chairs, coffee tables, and a green screen in back showing a blazing fireplace and a window through which a snowy winter's…
And the Winner Is... Smapti (author) 2013-08-09
Before I announce the winner, Assistant Site Director Edmunds said to the small group of researchers gathered in Site 73's cafeteria, I'd just like to thank and congratulate all of you for…
Enkidu Smapti (author) 2013-04-23
The Epic of Gilgamesh is one of the oldest ones in the book, one of the oldest stories written by the human race (that people these days care to remember, anyway.) It's a story that's been told time…
Sede Vacante Smapti (author) 2013-02-25
To His Grace, Angelo Sodano, Dean of the College of Cardinals, Cardinal-Bishop of Albano, Cardinal-Bishop of Ostia, Cardinal-Priest of Santa Maria Nuova; And to His Grace, Tarcisio Bertone, Cardinal…
Saturday Night SCP Showdown Smapti (author) 2013-01-31
I'm Vince McMahon. I'm Gorilla Monsoon. And I'm Bobby 'the Brain' Heenan. We've got a sold-out crowd here tonight at the Tacoma Dome this lovely Saturday night, February 17th, 1991, ladies and…
Deus Vult Smapti (author) 2013-01-30
The full moon shone brightly upon the dense canopy of the virgin forest, faint beams of moonlight reaching through to the earth below. A gentle summer's breeze raked the treetops, warming the…
By One Iota Smapti (author) 2013-01-25
Deep in the catacombs beneath Overwatch Cathedral, there was a cavernous and isolated chamber at the end of a long hallway. The historians of the Holy Foundation could only guess at what purpose it…
A Canticle For Bright Smapti (author) 2012-12-30
Brother Zhakh sat alone on a bench in the great hall of Overwatch Cathedral. The sun shone dimly through the stained glass windows above, doing little to chase away the winter chill. Holy Doctors…
Interview With the Strigoi Smapti (author) 2012-11-12
Dr. Jacob Andrews stood in the hallway of Site 19's medical ward, in front of the door to the examination room where his subject for the day was strapped to a bed. Dr. Andrews had never worked…
How Dr. Clef Saved Christmas Smapti (author) 2012-10-31
The senior staff of Site 19 huddled in the conference room, warming themselves from the chill air of the cold mid-December morning. Coats and hats hanged on the wall and over the backs of chairs, ice…
Uncle Teddy Smapti (author) 2012-10-13
Uncle Teddy was always a strange old man. It's one of those kind of things that you don't think about when you're a kid, and you still believe that knights and pirates and wizards are things that…
A Most Unfortunate Reunion Smapti (author) 2012-09-25
Dr. Matthew Eggers, special assistant for sapient animal research at Site 19, sat at a bare table in Interview Room C, a notepad in his hand. In front of him, crawling back and forth across the table,…
Ask Lord Blackwood Smapti (author) 2012-08-01
Deeds? Where the devil are my slippers? To whom it may concern; Tally-ho, ladies and gentlemen! It is I, Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood, CBE, 7th Viscount of Westminister, noted explorer and…
I Am the Very Model Smapti (author) 2012-07-30
I am the very model of an explorer and gentleman I've hunted cryptids airborne, terrestrial, and aquarian I know the laws of science are quite rigid and inflexible Except, of course, for thaumaturgy,…
Police Seeking Clues After Four Injured in Congressional Intrusion Smapti (author) 2012-07-20
Speculation, Theories Abound About Mysterious Assailant WASHINGTON (AP) - Little information has been acquired thus far about the motives and identity of a Caucasian female who injured four on the…
The Last Best Hope Smapti (author) 2012-07-05
D-3672 sighed anxiously as he sat alone on a bench in the staging area. For the past two hours, half a dozen technicians had been hard at work on him, making the final adjustments on the skin-tight…
A Jester's Tale Smapti (author) 2012-06-19
My name is David Rosenfeld, but everyone who knows me calls me Jester. If you've never been stationed at Site 19, you've probably heard some horrible rumors about me - that I'm a killer, a monster,…
Lord Blackwood's Revenge Smapti (author) 2012-06-19
Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood, explorer and gentleman, crawled stealthily across High Value Storage Locker Room 23C, leaving a thin trail of slime behind him as he climbed up the table leg. The trip…
Ziggy the Extra Special Bush Baby Smapti (author) 2012-06-18
Hello, my name is Ziggy. Well not really, my mother never gave me a real name, but Ziggy is what the doctors here named me and i think it is a good name so you can call me Ziggy. I am a bush baby and…
The Critic Smapti (author) 2012-06-11
The Critic sat silently at his desk at the front of Room 238, his long gray hair in a ponytail, his wrinkled, septuagenarian face frozen in an unreadable glare as he drummed his fingers on the…
Lord Blackwood in the Land of the Unclean Smapti (author) 2012-06-06
December 25th, 1875: As far and as wide as I have travelled in my years, there is nothing in the world quite like Christmas-time in London. The crisp winter air echoes with the song of carolers and…
Lord Blackwood, Astro-Naut Smapti (author) 2012-06-04
April 3rd, 1856: My succour has arrived! For over a year now I have been in London, exercising my duties in the House of Lords to aid Mr. Palmerston's government in bringing about the conclusion of…
Recollections of a Gentleman's Gentleman Smapti (author) 2012-06-02
Interview Log 662-37 Interviewer: Dr. S. Samesh Interviewed: SCP-662-1 ( Mr. Deeds ) Foreword: During a review of objects found among the effects of SCP-1867, a journal was found in which SCP-1867…
Lord Blackwood and the Great Tarasque Hunt of '83 Smapti (author) 2012-05-31
May 14, 1883: I received a most curious missive in the post this morning. It has been four months since I returned to England, having nearly lost my life in endeavouring to become the first man to…
From the Diaries of Lord Blackwood Smapti (author) 2012-05-28
July 3rd, 1857: It has been the better part of a year since I set sail from England. I feel myself overcome with a certain melancholy every time I watch the White Cliffs of Dover disappear over the…
King Greenshield: A Fairy Tale Smapti (author) 2012-05-26
Once upon a time, in a village in Kent, there lived a girl named Mary, of noble birth and gentle spirit. She was known throughout the town for her kindness and beauty. In time Mary became a woman and…
Dr. Robinson's Statement Smapti (author) 2012-05-15
12/6/1994 To whom it may concern; My name is Dr. James Kyle Robinson and I am a senior researcher with the SCP Foundation, currently holding Level 4 security clearance. I was recruited by the…
Out of Your Element SnakeoilSage (author) 2015-06-21
“I-I-I just can’t. You can’t make me.” Anguis Salvia leaned back in his seat, tapping a pen against his notepad. The interview room was a comfortable looking space, with neutral colors and no tables…
The Worm SnakeoilSage (author) 2013-09-26
Summary of Evidence from Recovery Site V2008-5 Day 14 I think it is important to provide context, so future generations may recognize the urgency of my endeavor. In 1916, I enlisted into His Majesty's…
Home Again Snarky Potato (author) 2015-10-16
Working a mass-disappearance case is always unsettling. Far too often, we arrive at the location to find a ghost town that's populated with a few gibbering stragglers and an occasional abandoned…
Eden Snowshoe (author) 2013-02-03
I remember the warmth. That is the first thing I recall. The light was there as well, the soft orange glow of a dying star. But the warmth… It cannot be easily described. It is nothing like the cold…
Christmas Dinner Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-08
After Action Report, Incident MC-643 Agents Samuels, Perkins, and Flanders were assigned to infiltrate and gather information regarding a Christmas masquerade believed to have been held by Foundation…
Rusted Nightmares Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-08
Run. The rusted metal stretches for as far as can be seen. The runner does not care that this is only a few feet in front of himself. As far as he is concerned, the claustrophobic corridor stretches…
The Rise and Fall of Callus Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-02
The Survivor stood before the front doors of the University. He cautiously reached a hand forward, and silently opened the door. As he stepped through, broken glass crunching under his feet, he…
From Vagrants, to Gentlemen Snowshoe (author) 2012-11-02
Marshall slid the sleeve of his suit back, the ornate silver watch on his wrist glinting in the dull yellow glow of artificial light. Two minutes, eighteen seconds. He was on the second floor of the…
End of the Month Snowshoe (author) 2012-10-10
Researcher Felix was playing a game. To his left sat D-2768, who liked to be called Sam. To his right, D-478, Harry. Across from him, Jeremy. The board was spread before them all, miniature figures…
In Harm's Way Sophia Light (author) 2016-04-22
Iris had been trying to reach through a photograph for the last several hours. It was an ordinary photograph. She'd taken it with her own camera a few minutes ago, as she had done with the last few…
Deals with the Devil Sophia Light (author) 2015-04-02
When the call came, she'd figured out enough that she'd been expecting it for a while. There had been an air of distance rather than quiet interference from her superiors. Like her actions were…
The Lucky Dinosaur Sophia Light (author) 2015-02-24
The Lucky Dinosaur You are attempting to view classified materials Please enter a password: Documents presented in viewing order Location: Site 19, Kiryu Labs Personnel…
C-Sharp Sophia Light (author) 2014-12-01
Agent Morisato heard the sound of C-Sharp and, at first, ducked. Then she registered the tall glass window next to her, which faced windows from other office buildings. She reconsidered, and bolted…
Last Words From Svalbard Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-06
They turned their eyes away, at the blast, then looked back to see a frosted mushroom cloud rapidly seeding out from the remains of the site. The three passengers, in the cramped main compartment,…
The Black Horse (The Crawling Sea) Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-06
And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a day's wage, and three…
Storm Front Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-05
The intruder appears to her as she kneels on a sloping, angular plane, of waving, waist-high red grass. Her field notebooks flutter, their pages fan back, and the grass is blown back in concentric…
The Flytrap Sophia Light (author) 2012-03-13
A story in thirteen parts. Read in order. 1 1 I've taken the briefcase and I'm running, running because that's all that's left to do. The embassy is 20 more miles east, I can see the lights from…
Joy to the World Sophia Light (author) 2011-12-20
Doctor Johanna Rose Garrison leaned back in her chair, one last click extinguishing the computer's light. That was it. The last of the forms had been sent off, the final approvals and offers ferried…
11. Mr. Feather Sophia Light (author) 2011-09-25
Mr. Feather drifts off a clifftop and flutters down four hundred feet, passing clumps of hairy grass and rock dove nests, and hits the ground at the bottom with a thump. He groans, and pulls himself…
Winding Down Sophia Light (author) 2010-02-01
Oh, the cold here was biting. He wouldn't have noticed it if it weren't for his left lung, his left lung and the stupid bits of exposed bone about the sternum. The last unconverted parts of his whole…
The Medium Sophia Light (author) 2009-10-15
I am a wire. They're finding new ways to kill me. Even now, I can hear 00201, screaming, relentless, and under it and above it and around it and through it there's 598, pressing, like a vice, trying…
Astronomical Sophia Light (author) 2009-08-18
Our planet was dying. There are many explanations I could give for this, countless stories of failures and failed ideas and the inability of one lonely species to see the truth, endless tales of…
Log Of Anomalous Items Sophia Light (author) 2009-06-04
Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity….
A Question Which, When Asked, Answers Itself Sorts (author) 2012-06-09
Right, Stan, here's those notes you asked for. Keep in mind, double secret probation means the investigation is still ongoing, so some of the stuff isn't released yet. Best I could do. Good luck….
Candy Sorts (author) 2011-10-18
Travis Brenton was always the one to help a damsel in distress, but this one took the cake. Walking alongside Highway 62 more than fifty miles out of town, and despite the triple digit heat, she was…
Game Day Part 1: Attack of the Replicas Sorts (author) 2011-10-04
Having suffered from sleep apnea for most of his adult life, Dr. Johannes Sorts was quite accustomed to waking up suddenly in the middle of the night (or day) because he had stopped breathing in his…
In the Land of the Blind Sorts (author) 2011-01-31
BEGIN AUDIO - sounds of chairs being moved and objects falling to the floor - Agent Randolph: Tell Hicks to get that channel open! Can anyone on this floor see anything? Doctor Gears: Gentlemen, is…
Kill 682 Sorts (author) 2010-08-02
Dr. Bright stirred his coffee with a spoon, taking a long moment to savor the aroma. One unusual aspect of his bond with 963 is that certain sensations were different in each body he occupied. Colors…
Collected Data Sorts (author) 2010-05-28
Light blue 55 mph Plymouth 2 Occupants 1 male, young adult, yellow hair, brown eyes 1 female, young adult, brown hair, brown eyes Deep red 75 mph Mustang 1 Occupant 1 male, adult, black hair, brown…
All They Want is the Blood Sorts (author) 2010-04-18
Day 2 of Containment cycle 366 Wait, so are you actually ? Agent Xavier Garcez asked with that same incredulous, gushy tone that the new staff always had when they saw the nameplate on the desk. …
In Which Dr. Clef Does Not Die, Nor Participate in the Furtherance of any Memes, Nor Even Appear In the Story At All Sorts (author) 2010-04-07
Russel sat on the porch and watched the paper boy ride past. He waved. After a few moments Russel heard his wife of thirteen years call from within the house. He pulled himself to his feet and took…
That Goddamn Thing Sorts (author) 2010-03-17
The seat that was provided was a harsh gunmetal black edifice, warped enough that it was effectively impossible to place all four legs on the floor at once. It made an obnoxious clacking sound when…
A Breath Of Relief No Different From Drowning SoullessSingularity (author) 2016-03-07
Sci-Fi Apple Pie waited in the crowded mass between dreams like a busy street corner of a too-large city, playing with her holographic hair. Buildings of non-euclidean design towered above, each…
help me my (love for my) daughter was born too still SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-08-08
In this world, memories are imparted on all things. A baby's room remembers every lullaby sung within its walls. Graveyards remain eternally wet from shed tears. Rain often falls on barren fields of…
all i ever wanted; all i ever deserved SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-05-27
In this world, flowers bloom in hues too tender to survive elsewhere. Meadows are sacred spaces from which flow all mercies. The inhabitants bow to nothing and follow only their own devotions….
maybe god will forgive you if we both beg SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-10
In this world, consequence cannot bear the harshness of catastrophe. Mistakes are given lighter punishments. Falling stars shoot through the night sky and occasionally grant wishes of observers below….
sex at frigid temperature SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-05
In this world, the clouds cannot bear to cover the sky's splendor. Rain falls unbidden, like unsaid sorrow. Snow floats down in fluffy flakes and remains white until springtime. The winds are too…
'dad', you're too fucking late SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-03
In this world, the sun cannot bear to be too far from the horizon. The day lives in perpetual sunrise and sunset. Stars fill the night-time sky like spilled glitter, immune to any brightness below. …
They Who Find Darkness Loving SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-03-01
Doctor Avery Solace woke up, got dressed, and pretended not to notice the black, slime-coated humanoid in the shadowy corner of their room. Doctor Avery Solace used to work under the memetics…
The Melody Of Autumn, Passing Into Winter SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-22
☦Dystopia tale about the Scravecrow.☦ Things were falling apart, even though they were finally coming together. He watched the world from his high tower, wires coiling around the steps to his throne…
I Wish To Be An Asteroid, Burning To Nothing SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-07
☦A story about our Cosmonaut.☦ I am a second, human-shaped moon circling around my home. That lie comforts me when I am at my loneliest. I am a forgotten, lost human, whose efforts will be remembered…
A Eulogic Elegy For The Dreams SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-04
☦The dreams are dying.☦ October 10th, 2167 Things are getting desperate in the land of dreams. The Oneiroi Collective has gathered in a secluded space of a dream fragment, like a crowd of seals…
To The Dreams He Is No Nobody SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-03
☦Nobody enters the dreamlands.☦ On this side, he is referred to as Nobody. One can call that name a play on words. A joke of words. A slice of humor within words. But…
Rain Leaking Through A Vendor's Roof SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-07-06
☦Fifthism puts on a show.☦ Clyde plucked the metal strings of his guitar with no audience save for his pet cat. The sound echoed against the walls of the apartment with no other harmony save for…
Prologue: Water Coalesces And Descends As Rain SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-06-24
☦Rosa dreams of fifthism.☦ When Rosa went to sleep she had an odd dream. In it she was reminded of her childhood, times when she would talk with her grandfather and he would tell her of his…
The Slow Asphyxiation Of Undiluted Ardor SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-04-02
☦A story that should have been cute.☦ There was nothing in this room but love for the little lizard. Barely twenty-five centimeters long, the twenty-five square meters of enclosure provided was a…
Senescence, Consumption, Persecution SoullessSingularity (author) 2013-01-26
☦The slow fall of the Foundation.☦ August 14th, 2051 - September 9th, 2077 The castle was old and decrepit but still stood, a testament to the stubbornness of humanity’s rules impressed upon the…
Seasick Sharks SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-07-26
☦A story that should've been a joke.☦ When they sent me to the ocean, I knew I would never see my family and friends again. I had never seen the ocean before. Never been to the beach. I don't even…
The Special Bond Between Child and Mother SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-07-10
☦A story about Tabula Rasa.☦ I knew mommy never loved me. That is, I am droplets, connected, separated multiplying In a way, I knew from my first splitting never loved will never be loved mommy I…
From Unknown Admirer to Unknown Admiree SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-02-12
☦A story about love and connections.☦ I no longer care who may be reading this. Whoever it is. Even if it's the kindest of men. I love you. Let us be together. We can be happy together, and neither of…
Festival Of Arthropods SpectralDragon (author) 2016-12-29
Laurie looked behind her, making sure that Speaker was still nearby. In a festival of arthropods, a human was prone to stand out immensely. Speaker could pick their form, and had decided to change…
Secret Of The Goldfish SpectralDragon (author) 2016-08-11
Speaker turned into the alley with the calm purposefulness of a person that was clearly justified in whatever they were doing. The suit helped too, but they had found that body language was the key to…
Ad Majorem Bonum spikebrennan (author) 2015-02-20
“…sicut erat in principio, et nunc et semper, et in saecula saeculorum, amen” mumbled Father Hector Gomez (S.J.) as he absently fingered his rosary beads. He opened his eyes and glanced at the clock….
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi spikebrennan (author) 2014-11-06
Site 122 automated optical recognition log of observations of emergences through SCP-1322 Timestamp: 08.24.2016 05:33.06.00803244Z Reference: Incident 50738C Emergence: 2300 (± 150) count of…
Transcript of telephone conversation, August 9, 1991 spikebrennan (author) 2013-01-18
THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON TRANSCRIPT OF TELEPHONE CONVERSATION SUBJECT: Telephone Conference to Discuss Transportation of Novaya Zemlya Object PARTICIPANTS: The President James Baker (Secretary of…
Scroll fragment 13Q29 spikebrennan (author) 2012-07-02
Scroll fragment 13Q29, discovered at Khirbet Qumran in 1951. Scrolls consisted of vellum, with Hebrew (Assyrian block text) lettering written using a lampblack compound for ink. The fragment appears…
Memorandum Dated 6 November 1944 spikebrennan (author) 2011-11-20
To: Sir Edward Wilfred Travis, Deputy Director From: Col. Lionel Pierce (Bletchley Park) Date: 6 November 1944 Re: German project in Upper Silesia Sir Edward: In obedience to your order of 26 October,…
Spring Cleaning spikebrennan (author) 2011-10-08
Designation: TNO-10000 Description: A short bronze sword, a cashew-shaped jade magatama bead pierced with a hole, and a circular mirror bearing an eight-pointed star design. Recovery: Nagoya, Tokyo…
Transcript of meeting, June 2 1972 spikebrennan (author) 2011-09-14
OVAL OFFICE – WHITE HOUSE – WASHINGTON JUNE 2, 1972 3:27 TO 3:55 P.M. IN ATTENDANCE: RICHARD NIXON (POTUS) HENRY KISSINGER (ASST. FOR NAT’L SECURITY AFFAIRS) GEN. ALEXANDER HAIG (DEPUTY ASST. FOR…
Memorandum 10/31 SpoonOfEvil (author) 2012-10-25
ATTENTION ALL SITE PERSONNEL Due to the unique circumstances that have traditionally surrounded the date of October 31, and the allegations that it acts as a catalyst for anomalous phenomena, all Site…
Observations SpoonOfEvil (author) 2010-05-27
I think I like this place. Agent ████████ told me that as long as I stayed nice and quiet, the Foundation would treat me well. It's kind of lonely being stuck in an empty cell for several days, but I…
Exit Strategy SpoonOfEvil (author) 2010-02-03
There are still no damage reports from the missiles the United States has launched The dead are walking the streets! Be sure to lock your doors No hospital is safe! on a nearby island, there's…
Lullaby SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-12-28
“Christ, 204 really did a number on this place.” Agent Williams frowned as he surveyed the damage the Keter level SCP caused to its containment cell. “I concur. The monetary damages caused by this…
Scratches SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-08-07
scritch scritch scritch I couldn’t get any sleep last night. There was something scratching from behind the walls. It’s probably just rats or something. I’ll probably get it checked out tomorrow….
Retirement Policy SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-08-02
It was a rather late night in the Site-19 cafeteria. Though the Foundation never slept, most of its workers did. The majority of the site staff was either back at their homes, or in on-site housing…
UIU Files Chapter 1 SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-03-25
To all units operating in west coast of the United States, this is a PRIORITY ONE order issued from CENTCOM. There is evidence to suggest that two Keter-level targets, codenamed “Toto” and “Dorothy”,…
Agent Spoon's Personnel Request SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-02-20
To: O5 Command Proposal Type: Personnel Request From: Agent Spoon Date: ██/██/20██ Security Level: CLASSIFIED Introduction: After careful review of the Foundation's special Mobile Task Force Teams, I…
New Age - Book III: "Gunning for the Buddha" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Eleven: Breakers Interlude II Chapter Twelve: Foundations Chapter Thirteen: Breakdown Chapter Fourteen: Keagan and the Bomb Chapter Fifteen: Gunning for…
New Age - Book II: "Mr Brightside" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Six: Breach Chapter Seven: The Necessary Illusion Intermission Chapter Eight: Mr Brightside Chapter Nine: Safe as Houses Chapter Ten: The Wedge …
New Age - Book I: "Cells" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Prelude Chapter One: Cells Chapter Two: You Have The Body Chapter Three: Transfers Chapter Four: Lighter Chapter Five: Learners Prelude This is how it…
Cut Up While Thinking SRegan (author) 2013-07-13
They wake me up in the middle of the night. I think it's the middle of the night. Their faces are scared, and I wonder if the Russians have finally started bombing. I'm ready, I say. I'm ready. Just…
Nor Shall My Sword Sleep SRegan (author) 2012-10-15
I found this in You-Know-Who's latest cache of papers. I'm inclined to believe that it's from one of his not-so-parallel iterations, given that the thing appears to be dated to the 1930s. Still, I'm…
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act III SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Six: Rainy in London Chapter Seven: Codex Chapter Eight: Castle Chapter Six: Rainy in London In the morning's watery light, he sat for a few minutes…
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act II SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Four: You Are Invited Chapter Five: There's Five Chapter Four: You Are Invited I must say, Jeremy said happily, I was beginning to think you had…
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act I SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter One: Jellybeans Chapter Two: Antitrust Chapter Three: Tender Chapter One: Jellybeans The last will and testament of Bernard Gradley So, I'm gone….
Once But Not Now SRegan (author) 2012-08-26
Sometimes, when he closed his withered eyelids, the old man could see the prairies of his youth, the moonlight grasses, feel and hear the gentle whiskers of the wind against his flesh. But that had…
Sophia Light At The End Of The Tunnel Steeltitan (author) 2016-04-01
Senior researcher Mars sucked in one last desperate, gasping death as she began to die. The hole in her chested burned. She could feel herself, floating upwards, lighter and lighter, as though she was…
Old Roots Steeltitan (author) 2015-05-09
The warm ocean wind blew gently on the cargo ship. Waves gently lapped against the hull, with the ripples of lamplight reflecting off of them. The captain stared out over the rust encrusted deck that…
So the Beasts Shall Plague the Land No More SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-09-20
The ground shook as flames filled the sky. The two armies clashed, and the sounds of grinding clockwork and inhuman roars blurred together. On one end behemoths breathed vicious poison, which rose up…
Extracurricular Practice SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-29
When Professor Legler offered her the chance to join his little unconventional art studio , Taman didn't exactly expect to be landed in an extradimensional classroom for the study of magical art….
Foundation Mandated Interlude SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-08
Three Foundation personnel sat at a table. Two of them had their eyes fixated on a small pencil drawing the third one was working on, the air growing heavier by the second. After a few more intense…
Anart Lecture Caught inbetween a Dying Riverside Tree and a Discarded Campus Bench SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-01
Well, I think we're good to go. So, I'm Anton Legler, the one in charge here. Standing next to me is Yang. She will be helping me, and give you instructions from time to time. Technically I'm a…
Professors of Anart SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-01
This is a terrible idea, Yang said as she looked around the room. The room seemed perfectly normal for an art studio. Large, white, with drawing boards, stools, still life objects, and an abundance…
Bumaro and Ion sat at a table SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-27
Robert Bumaro, Builder of the Broken God, sat at one end of the table. His dead, metallic gaze honestly reflecting how dead he felt inside. He was indeed dead inside too, as he dumped his organic body…
Welcome to History SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-26
Hello, and welcome to Historical Site-19. I'm your tour guide Alexandra, and you may call me Alex. Before we begin, I would like to ask you to turn off your personal reality devices, or set them to…
A Life that Was Simple SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-19
Life, for as long as he could remember, was simple. Exactly how long, he could not know. He could not remember when it all started, nor did he know of any stable cycles for the measurement. The…
What Dragons We Shall Be SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-02
+ Log 2015/09/17 - Log 2015/09/17 Fang! I see that you're finally catching up with the trend! well hello to you too Tri and yeah, boss order. sayin that it's easier and safer to work with….
About the Serpent SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-04-30
秦末,高祖为亭长时,人言丰西泽中有大蛇。探之,乃遇一异士,蛇首而人身,以为精怪,拔剑欲斩之。其人大惊,言其本是伏羲、女娲之后,夏之遗民,非是妖邪。 高祖观之,着公卿之装,饰有玉带,果博学之士。遂问其众神、列国、诸王、群兽以及人事,喻以故事,一一作答。 Back at the end of the Qin Dynasty, when the first emperor of Han, Liu…
Why is Five afraid of Seven? SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-10-05
The God of Unknowable stands proudly in the Great Void, and hungers for those existing. The Fifth Coming is imminent, and those blind and weak have worshiped the edges of his existence. But he dares…
The Day of the Dragon SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-15
Grand Karcist Bumaro felt a great relief. For ages he had felt nothing but anger, hatred, desperation and a deep embedded shame. But as he placed his claw-like hands upon the small piece of clockwork,…
The Maker and the Beast SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-04
It was a horrid place, where no laws stood and gods gathered like insects attracted to a great fire. The Great Abyss, it was called: a crack in reality beyond the eyes of mortals. Great beasts were…
Not a contest entry, but a crackfic about gods anyways SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-01
The gods gathered at the Great Abyss like flies attracted to rotten meat, hunting each other down and licking the wounds of the universe. They were also throwing a party. I just don't get it! …
Basic Observations SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-03-13
A consciousness considered itself. It considered its existence, and felt the electronic signals, data, and information rushing through its existence. Looking down, a network of minds, active and…
The Iron Wolf SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-01-28
The Iron Wolf lurks in the dark, Its teeth pale and sharp. To the Flock of Flesh it watches, Catching Lambs of Meat by its claws. Flesh and blood it swallows, Bones and organs it rips out. Down the…
The Clock Shall Strike Again SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-29
The clock struck twelve as the guard stood at the great gate of the Court. It was a night of revelry as lords and ministers entered the grand building, their faces covered by masks of masquerade. The…
He Was Blind and Deaf on a Sunny Day SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-19
It was when the waves splashed against his body that he gradually returned to consciousness. How long had he been lying here? He found himself half-buried in the sand and attempted to move, but was…
CotBG Archive ██/██/20██-███: Of Dragons and Serpents SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-06
Warning: The following text may induce mild visual hallucinations. Personnel are to be applied with Memetic Counter-Agent: Buzhou before proceeding. The following documents are a collection of…
Midnight Parade SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-09-12
At midnight, two men met under the dim light of a back alley, away from the crowd and their watchful eyes. Dark stars shone weakly in the sky. One of the men was dressed in fine clothes, and yet he…
And so the Crows Laughed SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-05-30
There comes the King and his crowd, His subjects turned against him, taking his crown. The cheering comes with flames of hate, Burning and raging, bring the palace down. 乌声了却 黑星灿然 所谓缢王 凄凄艾艾 Gold and…
Down the Silver River SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-04-25
Let me take you through sands of crystal, and down that silver river. And I shall show you, we are all beings of His creation. The artist has long seen the Flow, but he has never seen something like…
Flow SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-04-14
Martha stood in a vast river, feeling the chill down her knees. The river, clear as clean glass, babbled around her, swirling and surging, but there was no shore. White mists loomed over the water,…
I Wrote a Tale SunnyClockwork (author) 2014-11-12
I wrote a tale. A tale, maybe. Is it a tale, Jacob? Jacob? If it's not a tale, what is it then? The kids, Jacob. Where are the kids? But I don't like oysters. Or computation. I shouldn't have run the…
Immolation SunnyClockwork (author)
Verismo (translator)
2013-12-09
Does our God love us? He does not love us. But we don't mind. We are humble, we are unclean, we are unworthy of His love. But He had mercy on us. He lit our path. He taught us the meaning of the…
Little Hurley Lost in Meatspace SwamplessThing (author) 2012-07-31
Splat! Splat! Whe whe where is mommypult? Splat! Daddypult! Where are you? It's so strange here. Where did the walking thing go? It was so nice to me. Why was there a large bang? Splat! What was…

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He dried her tears, because that’s what fathers do, and carefully brushed a lock of hair from her forehead. “It’s alright, Sweetness ” he said softly. “It’s alright ” Sweetness. Her mother had called…
New Tricks (or: Youth Culture Killed My Dog) thedeadlymoose (author)
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Two Weeks Ago In an unnamed garage in a facility that didn't exist, a dog was trying to repair a hydraulic servo. He raised his paw and tapped away on the specially built keyboard that he'd had put…
Crossing the Frame Taffeta (author) 2017-07-29
« Previously: I Care Because You Do If you travelled the multiverse for long enough, you saw the things that never changed no matter where you went. One of those things was inconvenient traffic jams….
I Care Because You Do Taffeta (author) 2017-07-24
As I touched the face of the body with a single gloved hand, the first thought that ran through my mind was that it had a face, and that was never an especially common sight around here. Our Jane Doe…
Do Not Go Gentle Taffeta (author) 2017-05-27
She counts out the un-bullets in the monstrosity of conceptual circuitry that's replaced the magazine on this gun: it takes a lot more than just steel and a prayer to hold an anticoncept in one piece…
Damnatio Memoriae Taffeta (author) 2017-04-25
I once knew Aaron Siegel — a mathematician, a physicist, so many more in his brief flare of a lifespan — and yet at the end of it all he was a teacher, a man attempting to spread the fire he stole…
Matterminded Taffeta (author) 2017-01-17
Philadelphia, The Navy Yard 2031 Dr. Vanessa Graff is sitting at a table overlooking the ocean, hands trembling with the greatest rush she has ever experienced in her life, when the woman who doesn't…
I Stand Atop a Spiral Stair Taffeta (author) 2016-12-28
It was a soundless stellar morning when I held my audience with my creator. I'd come looking for a resolution, but I'd left my resolve behind, which was why I was smoking in my cabin, half-hearted…
The Dedekind-Infinite Demographic Taffeta (author) 2016-11-28
It was the dead of night in Three Portlands, right at that awkward hour when it was too late to hurl insults and loose change at anartists and too early to go out and get a coffee that required the…
To Be Noir Not To Be Taffeta (author) 2016-09-25
Some time in the 1920s, almost a century before there were such things as Markov plot generators or infrafictional constructs, a dirt-broke novelist in the middle of L.A. somehow discovered the first…
A Memorandum Taffeta (author) 2016-09-21
OFFICIAL ETHICS COMMITTEE MEMORANDUM From: Dr. Adileh Khayyam, Site-43 Psychologist and Humanoid Anomaly Specialist To: Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian, Ethics Committee Liaison Re: Harrassment of Dr….
Operation LLEWYN DARK Taffeta (author) 2016-08-31
Operation LLEWYN DARK Geas Overview After-Action Report: Operation LAPLACIAN MIDNIGHT OVERVIEW OF OPERATION LLEWYN DARK Overview On July 19th, 1982, Prometheus Astrotechnologies' first in-house…
The Fountain of Lamneth Taffeta (author) 2016-08-22
Agent Kanako Yamada grumbles and slumps in her stool at the bar, her arms propping her head up and stopping it from smacking into the glass of whiskey on the table. She adjusts her vest irritably and…
Zyn: kaiju butterfly ninja master Taffeta (author) 2016-04-01
SCP-682 barreled down the hallway, its tail swinging to and fro like a Newton's cradle of thunderous destruction. Its roar turned the hallways into tremulous noise-affected goop as the staff of Kiryu…
What Lies Ahead Tanhony (author) 2013-03-24
Agent Silas walked through the bazaar, taking special care not to touch any of the passers-by. You heard stories about people coming down with horrible diseases after spending a day in a Luna market….
Sudden Thoughts Tanhony (author) 2012-02-26
I enjoy the way this one feels. The symphony of voices that echo within my slimy shell agree with me. This one is good. Smooth. The voices flee through my skin and into him. He enjoys it. They all…
The Case of the Missing Hand Tanhony (author) 2012-01-15
It was upon the morning of the seventeenth of October when I encountered my long-term friend and companion Mr. Sherlock Holmes knocking upon the door of my residence. As I opened the door, I…
Fun Tanhony (author) 2011-11-16
Valley lay in his bed, wheezing as he spoke with his head of security over the radio. Are my preparations in place? he gasped, still managing to bring menace into every syllable. A few seconds…
Communication Log Magenta Tanhony (author) 2011-10-28
Welcome to the Site 31 Modulated Message System (M.M.S). … You have identified as Dr. Warren Large (Level 3). Is this correct? RP-WL-3: yes Thank you for signing in. Does the black moon howl? RP-WL-3:…
Shark Tale Tanhony (author) 2011-10-26
I was led into the room by two men in black, their eyes hidden by sunglasses. Maybe they felt pity for what was about to happen to me, maybe they didn’t. One of them shoved me down into a chair. Did I…
Welcome to the Future Tanhony (author) 2011-10-25
Please sit down, Dr. Hurst. I am Dr. Roy. Please don’t stare. I apologise for the search, but we could not be entirely sure you were genuine. We’ve had quite a few people over the last few months who…
A Little Chat Tanhony (author) 2011-10-22
Drip, drip, drip. Blood fell from Harold Jacobs' shattered nose onto the polished, tiled floor. He feebly tried to look up as he heard a rasping cough, but Valley's thugs did their job too well. A…
Recorded Tanhony (author) 2011-10-08
I remember for the otherss, they are too sloww - It was raining red on Ito. It always rained red, red drops into red oceans, filled with the red blood of dead creatures. Appi-210-352-399 sped through…
Game Day Part 1: Preliminaries Tanhony (author) 2011-10-05
One month before Tempest Night A single brown leaf blew through the long-abandoned corridors of Site 17. Skeletons lay in the hallways where they had fallen. An alarm blared through the corridors,…
Behind the Scenes Tanhony (author) 2011-10-04
Ah, hello there. No, don't get up. Put down the gun though, it won't do anything. I'm not real, how could you shoot me? There we go. See, isn't that much nicer? All friends. Face that window, please….
Property of Communication Verifier ████, SPC Corporation Tanhony (author) 2011-10-01
I remember what it was like before this, but I keep on forgetting. Even when I remember. I don't know how I remember, I simply do. The world has gone wrong; we have opened the Box. I do not know what…
9. Mr. Clumsy Tanhony (author) 2011-09-22
Dear Diary My name is Mr. Clumsy and I have died forty seven times today. I think the first time was when I was walking down the trail. I just went over to a cactus, thinking I could get some water….
3. Mr. Money Tanhony (author) 2011-09-16
Hi there. My name is Mr. Money. Don't worry, I just need somebody to talk to. Seeing as it's just you and me on this bus, it might as well be you. I'd talk to the driver, but there's a sign right…
Nightmare Tara Unknown (author) 2012-01-31
It was a hallway, corridor, somewhat familiar, but dark. Clean. Cold. Sterile. Emergency lights flickered, but it was dark. Rosalind wondered where she could possibly be. She walked down the hall,…
A Circus for MC&D Ltd Tara Unknown (author) 2011-10-05
The dinner show provided by Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. had been surprisingly pedestrian that evening. The magician, although skilled and pretty, hadn't performed anything other than the usual…
Sycamore Center Preparatory teaflower (author) 2010-09-04
Ah, September. That wonderful time of year when big yellow buses rumble down suburban streets, when schoolyards are alive with the shriek and laughter of children, when highschools are bustling with…
Rights' Birthday Party teaflower (author) 2010-07-19
One learns very quickly that any quiet day at Site 19 is not a good day. Inevitably, something like a containment breach of something horrible and terrifying happens, or there’s chowder in the…
Hats teaflower (author) 2010-04-15
I have not been here long. I do not know much. But if there's one thing I know, it is this: Alto Clef cannot die. The guy is immortal, I swear. He can sit in 682’s containment cell for an hour and not…
Casefile for Simferopol Technician Downs (author) 2016-01-07
HMO-1200 DOC HMO-1241 DOC HMO-1242 DOC HMO-1243 THIS DOCUMENT IS CLASSIFIED RESTRICTED MERCURY FILE CONTROL NO.: CDR-4396 #7 HANDLING OFFICE: DIRECTORATE OF TASK FORCES WARNING This document is…
The Shark, Pt.1 Technician Downs (author) 2014-09-04
The Lion’s Head Hotel was not a hotel. The word “hotel” typically evokes the mental image of one of those swanky, New York City high-rise hotels, with red velvet carpeting in the lobby and…
Of Politics Technician Downs (author) 2013-03-04
David entered the apartment block, covering his mouth with a soiled silk rag. It did not help much; his lungs itched and burned from the dense haze that blanketed the city, which served as a constant…
Of Blackmail and Bribery Technician Downs (author) 2013-02-04
The door swung open, casting light into the dark room. In the entryway stood an old man. His face was creased with age, blushed red, and wet with tears. His head was bare, whiskers coated his chin,…
My Dearest Mary Technician Downs (author) 2012-10-22
FIELD REPORT. ATTACHED: Copies of documents found on the instance's person. ATTACHMENTS: DOCUMENT #AF1293-1: My Dearest Mary, I hope this letter finds you well. I do not know if it will reach you…
Skippy tehburntone (author) 2012-08-19
This is the twenty-third time I'm doing it. I log into the system (which, thankfully, isn't sentient) and once again get into my personal log. This is the twenty-third different report of my death…
The Orb is the Key TexasBigfoot (author) 2011-11-22
Excerpts from the personal diary of Nikola Tesla, March 18th, 1901, regarding SCP-627, obtained from his apartment on January 7th, 1943 by SCP Agent [EXPUNGED] Warden bought me the land. The deal is…
Chapter 3: Lights, Cairo, Action!! thattallfellow (author) 2012-06-20
Brink Dangerguts and the Shard of Thermopylae Several copies of this anonymous manuscript have been found scattered across Site 19 over the past month. Despite its near-total factual inaccuracy, it…
Chapter 2: How to Hold a Debate while Skydiving thattallfellow (author) 2012-06-06
Brink Dangerguts and the Shard of Thermopylae Several copies of this anonymous manuscript have been found scattered across Site 19 over the past month. Despite its near-total factual inaccuracy, it…
Chapter 1: Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It... thattallfellow (author) 2012-06-06
Brink Dangerguts and the Shard of Thermopylae Several copies of this anonymous manuscript have been found scattered across Site 19 over the past month. Despite its near-total factual inaccuracy, it…
SCP Fronts The Administrator (author) 2008-09-17
The Foundation uses the presence of other businesses and organizations as frontages to mask the existence of the SCP Foundation. These may be anything from local flower shops to international…
In The Garden The Great Hippo (author) 2017-07-24
And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And when…
The Long Goodbye The Great Hippo (author) 2017-07-20
Previous: Hartliss Detective Agency I'm sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And…
Hartliss Detective Agency The Great Hippo (author) 2017-07-17
Capone's 'Outfit' operates out of South Chicago with impunity, handing out stacks of green to keep everyone minding their own damn business. And if the green ain't green enough? A couple pounds of…
Clef Dies The Raven (author) 2010-04-07
Disclaimer This was a joke. Please don't shoot me. Alto Clef waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were SCPs in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now…
It's All True thedeadlymoose (author) 2016-04-02
The Factually Correct and Profoundly Engrossing Story of Rose Labelle, Savior of Site 19, Bane of the Anomalous, and Emissary of the Library, in which She Ventures into Lands Unknown to Search for the…
Magic Orientation thedeadlymoose (author) 2016-03-07
Introduction Sigma-3 The Community The Library Magic Q Hello. Thank you all for coming. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Dr. Tilda David Moose. I am the director of Site-19. I'm here to…
The High Court With The Magic Army thedeadlymoose (author) 2015-04-25
Before I'm going to see the other members of the Council, Ten said. I want you to come with me. Salt had known this was coming, since the visit to the oracles. Her first reaction was guarded…
Pythia's Wing thedeadlymoose (author) 2015-04-13
You want to bring back Omega-7. What did you expect? Ten smiled uncertainly. Not bring back, she said. Resurrect. In a new form. Better. The oracle's laughter vibrated in the air, personable yet…
The Seed of an Idea thedeadlymoose (author) 2015-03-26
The small briefing room was intended to seat twenty people. Now, it held maybe sixty. Each and every one of the people crammed into the room were from the highest echelons of the Foundation. At least…
Sisters thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Showtime Present Day Sigurrós faced off against the faceless entity in front of her with growing curiosity. She sent out her thoughts again, and probed further this time, feeling her mind enmesh…
Showtime thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Family Sisters Present Day Two months passed since the strange final interview with Joanna Cross. The day began on which the Foundation's mistake would end the world. But Kendra Campbell did…
Family thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Prisoners Showtime Present Day Sigurrós Stefánsdóttir, the girl the Foundation called SCP-239, stirred in her coma-induced slumber. She was fidgeting anxiously in the dreamscape constructed…
Prisoners thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Family You know she's going to die, right? That you'll be asking a probable god to die? Well, hell. The woman ground out her cigarette. Better than an Earth-shaped hole in the universe. …
Ganymede thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-06
Erichthonius begat Tros, king of the Trojans, and Tros had three noble sons, Ilus, Assaracus, and Ganymede who was comeliest of mortal men; wherefore the gods carried him off to be Jove's cupbearer,…
The Pale Horse (The Wayward Children) thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-06
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with…
The White Horse (The Conqueror With The Golden Crown) thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-05
Yahweh walked through a wheat field in the southwestern part of the Jezreel Valley, restless. He had not stayed much longer in the other Valley, His Valley. It had been entirely too disturbing. A…
Awakenings thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-05
They came from beyond the world, from over the world, from under the world. They came from inside the stars and from behind the rain. They came from the known lands and they came from the secret…
Revelation thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-01
Yahweh walked into the Valley, more astonished than He could ever remember feeling. An astonishment beyond words. He had never been at a loss for words. The Valley His Valley was crowded. A…
The Gate Opens thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-01
Yahweh awoke in His human form in His room at Site 17, knowing that the hour had arrived. In an instant, He was at Site 0. The personnel in the control room, some half asleep, leapt to their feet as…
"Apakht" thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-01
In the sublevels of Site 10, Dr. Yara Mirski raised the gemstone to the light with a gloved hand, in a gesture she'd repeated a hundred times before. She admired its black contours, broken up by the…
Recovered Data File thedeadlymoose (author) 2012-02-26
Initializing Recovered Data File L246-A1780B23971C20987D091 Displaying data retrieval for Document ███-██████-██ [LEVEL 4 AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED] [INITIALIZING ] [DATA CORRUPT]e not clear on…
Game Day Part 1: Mastication, Deglutition, Emesis thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-10-17
It's beautiful, Dr. Lesley Mause announced, zooming in on the wriggling cells taking up her monitor's screen. Dr. Drake looked over her shoulder, still wearing the same bored expression he'd had for…
15. Ms. Sweetie thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-09-28
So this is it, isn't it. Yes, that's right, I'm Ms. Sweetie. The only Miss in the first few batches of Misters. Like the one girl Smurf. You know, women make up more than half the world's population….
5. Mr. Mad thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-09-18
That goddamn bastard Stripes. I just heard the news - he's killed two of the others. At least it's not a discontinuation. But still. Dr. Wondertainment did it, of course. Stripes never thought a…
The Manager thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-06-14
Good afternoon, Everett. May I call you Everett? Dr. Mann seems so impersonal. It's a fine summer day, isn't it? I'd offer you a drink, but it seems you're the host today. Don't be so shy. You want to…
untitled1.txt TheDuckman (author) 2017-08-18
Finally it was time. You had worked hard and long at this. Days, months, years at a stupid, mindless job, your body on automatic, while your mind raced ahead of itself. You had painstakingly built up…
Blind Date TheDuckman (author) 2017-03-18
Serra almost walked past him, she was so distracted. When she was on duty, she could ignore the worries of day to day life. She could section her thoughts away, focus only on the mission, whether that…
Nothing to See Here TheDuckman (author) 2017-01-14
David, Age 0 “He’s such a brilliant child,” his mother said to the nurse. The nurse smiled, indulging the new mother. Every first time mother thought her child was special. “No really!” The mother…
The Aftermath: But Here's What Really Happened TheDuckman (author) 2016-09-18
Hey, uh, hey Clef? Yes, Konnie? We really fucked up good this time, didn't we? Shut up and keep your eyes on the statue. I'm almost done cleaning.
What Is Love? TheDuckman (author) 2016-02-24
“EVELYN!” Her head jerked up, the tentacle in her hands twitched of its own accord, and an inky substance squirted across the nearby wall, where it immediately burned a hole in the wood paneling….
Code Brown TheDuckman (author) 2015-12-24
“This is a bad idea,” mutters Dr. Jack Bright, currently in the body of a 54 year old Jewish butcher, who had been sentenced to death for killing his wife, and using her body as extra stuffing in his…
R.I.P. TheDuckman (author) 2015-12-12
His name was Albert Smith, and he was the Spirit of Peace. So, I killed him. Well, that’s what he claimed anyways. Called himself Brother Earth, and said the hippies were his children, his idea. I’m…
Here There Be TheDuckman (author) 2015-11-20
Monsters? No, no, no, it wasn't like that. We began with the best intentions. That might've gotten lost along the way, but it isn't how we started. We were young, and idealistic. I was in love. We…
"I Quit." TheDuckman (author) 2015-03-26
You, what? Seven stared, aghast. She was the first of them to speak, but not the only one. You can't do that! Eight blustered, accusingly. He slammed his fist down on the table, and then shook it…
In The End: Fiat Lux TheDuckman (author) 2014-08-15
The alarms were still going off. Red lights flashing to indicate a Keter had breached containment. The most important information played over the speakers, subsequent information broadcast to…
In The End: We Dare Not Go A Hunting TheDuckman (author) 2014-08-14
Site 19 It's not supposed to be this way. The girl crossed her arms, staring at the figure in the bed. She was talking, but not to any of the doctors who moved back and forth from their machinery…
In The End: Don't Go to Heaven Where the Angels Fry TheDuckman (author) 2014-03-13
The Duck Man sat before his computer, his eyes locked on the screen. A couple of hours ago, there had been some commotion at the site: distant explosions and things like that. He'd ignored it. That…
Where Do Story Arcs Go When They Die? TheDuckman (author) 2014-03-12
I don't remember how it all started. I don't remember what I was doing, where I was, or any of that stuff everyone tells you they remember. The first I knew anything was wrong was when I showed up at…
Time And Relative Dimensions In Containment Protocols TheDuckman (author) 2013-11-18
It all started, if anything can ever be said to have a start, when some brilliant soul, probably an O5, came up with a fantastic, to them, idea for an emergency surveillance station. All you had to do…
In the End: Elite TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
Pain. Pain, and fire, and then peace. For a long time, she remembered the peace. There was a light, so beautiful and calm, that she drifted towards. Her parents, though, her parents would miss her,…
In the End: Europe TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
It's almost time. Allen kept his hand on the button, and his eyes glued to the monitor. He was alone in the booth, the same as an unknown number of compatriots. The system had been designed so that…
In the End: Rawhide TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
Al woke up suddenly, unsure why. Something, something there, on the edge of knowing Was it another breakthrough? They came to him so often in his dreams. He blamed the object, although Robert would…
In the End: Monkey Business TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
On a shelf, in an office, three little monkeys sit in a locked box. They've been there for years, never moving, only doing their job. Now Now something is different. They are different. Once more,…
Snippets From The Serpent TheDuckman (author) 2013-01-26
- You joined channel #booksudontread - Topic is: Welcome to #booksudontread - RULES: Don't be an ass. Don't out your fellows. If you're here, it's because you've been invited. If you get kicked,…
12 Tales About A Factory TheDuckman (author) 2013-01-13
Good evening and welcome gentle readers. I'm sure many of you have read that wonderful piece of fiction known as 'SCP-001 is an O5s tale.' If you haven't, I'll give you a moment to go do so. I'll just…
The Self Insert TheDuckman (author) 2012-12-10
Life had always been without magic. That's why he wrote because the real world, while it could be interesting, didn't have any magic. He wasn't quite a man of science, but instead a man of…
Tale of 13 TheDuckman (author) 2012-05-22
The following document was recovered on a raid of a Serpents Hand safehouse in ██████, Indiana. It was labeled as a fragment of a larger document, known in occult circles as 'The Book of Beginnings'…
Senior Staff Shenanigans TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-14
Dr. Bright sat in the middle of the Cafeteria, the old fashioned computer set before him. Atop said computer was a certain statue of a certain monkey, which many people had tried to obtain. Around him…
Jack of Clubs TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-11
It all comes down to names, I think. I mean, if I had had a cool name, maybe I wouldn't be such a bad person. I blame Mom. She could have named us all something interesting. I mean, hell, she even…
Jack Of Diamonds TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-09
I suppose you're wondering why I do it? Why I did it? Why we all I'm sorry. It just hurts, you see. But it'll be better soon, I'm sure. She was special. Oh, they're all special. But this last one …
Annon TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-04
Warning: If you enjoyed the way Ecce Perago ended, then read no further. If you enjoy the thought of a grimdark Foundation, or have a low tolerance for quirkiness, this may not be the story you want…
Ecce Perago TheDuckman (author) 2011-10-26
And so, at last, it had come to this. Day after day, week after week, they had come to him. Talking to him. Telling him their lies, trying to see where he broke. They'd never realized how much they…
Origin of Clef TheDuckman (author) 2011-09-16
Hello, Everett! Clef called out cheerfully, as he strode through the door into Dr. Mann's office. He immediately hit the floor as a hail of bullets passed through the area he'd just been standing…
Fragments TheDuckman (author) 2011-05-09
AKA: Stuff You Will Never Use, But Wanted To Share The point of this page is simple. Everyone has pieces of stories, or articles, inside their head. Bits that you yourself may never use, but would…
Visions of a Better World TheDuckman (author) 2011-03-22
It was such a simple idea, really. Barely a daydream, and yet The proper forms were filed, the proper investigations taken, and, finally, everything approved. A single instance of SCP-500 was fed…
Mary Sue Who TheDuckman (author) 2011-01-12
Agent Doctor Merry Soo was the greatest researcher and operative the Foundation had ever known. And at the age of seventeen, she was also the youngest! Joining the Foundation straight out of her…
SCP-001:O5 TheDuckman (author) 2010-08-04
SCP-001 is an O5's tale Good evening, Doctor. No, no, don't stand up. And, yes, I am who you think I am. Let's not make any more of this than it is. You know my number, and I know enough about you to…
Story To Be Named Later TheDuckman (author) 2010-07-09
Video Footage Taken From Incident Chimera Footage begins, showing two pairs of feet. A voice can be heard, identified as Chadwick Wentworth, referred to here as X-1. Second subject, Peter Frans,…
Intermission2 TheDuckman (author) 2010-04-03
Transcript of Autopsy 3-12-2015AC All right. This is Dr. Jack Bright, recording autopsy 3-12-2015AC. Subject is a humanoid male, age indeterminate. Subject is believed to be James Halforth, also…
We're Off To Be The Lizard TheDuckman (author) 2010-03-02
And so, Dr. Samet continued from his wheelchair, his right foot still in a cast after that terrible, accidental firearm discharge, We must now proceed with the application of- He stopped, staring…
Doctor Doctor Doctor TheDuckman (author) 2010-02-03
I told them not to do it, Bright remarked offhandedly, over his shoulder. I know you did, Bright replied, sweeping up the debris. It helped that he had a couple of extra pairs of hands to get the…
Games Reality Benders Play TheDuckman (author) 2009-08-03
The old man stands over her hospital bed, staring down at the girl. She is wired to all sorts of machines, beeping and booping, all of them designed to keep her alive. All of them unneeded. He leans…
An Evening With Bright TheDuckman (author) 2009-07-23
One fine day in the Foundation, Dr. Bright finds the need to clean up some small problems. A researcher has been asking questions, and, worse, questioning Bright. And so it is that Dr. Jack Bright…
Tales From the Bright Side Chapter 1.5 TheDuckman (author) 2009-04-23
Tales from the Bright Side 1.5 Intermission: Back to the Return of the Son of the Future Strikes Back 3125 The young man blinks as the VR helmet rises, attempting to sort through the various memories…
Tales From The Bright Side 1 TheDuckman (author) 2009-04-19
Tales From The Bright Side Chapter 1: Waiting on God oh! I wish to again formally register my objections to this line of experimentation. I said, addressing my comment to the turned back of one Dr….
The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation TheDuckman (author) 2008-12-25
NOTICE: NO MORE IDEAS ABOUT SEX. PERIOD. MAKE SURE YOU'VE TALKED TO SOMEONE ELSE, PREFERABLY IN CHAT, TO MAKE SURE YOUR IDEA IS ACTUALLY FUNNY. I WILL DELETE THINGS I DON'T LIKE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,…
Claire thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
Claire did not resent her brother when she died. If Jack had known this, they may have been closer; but he regarded himself as a poor protector and a worse provider, the kind of thing reflected in…
Evelyn thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
Jack, my son, I love you. If you can read this, please come home. (But this is a very old message, and even if heartfelt, is not for Jack to know.) return
Jack thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
It did not bother Thing Called Jack to see the universe end; Thing Called Jack had seen many such things, after all, floating and drifting as it did. Some would call it a god. Others would call it…
Tj thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
Mikell took him far, far. The world spun. TJ hurt like nothing he had ever felt before. Can't we go home? Can't we go home? he pleaded, but Mikell did not turn around, and after the first hour TJ…
Major Tom thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
FoldUnfold Table of Contents 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Dream Sequence: 13 14 15 16 1 In the rolling hills of Nebraska, among barbed wire and thistle, the approaching moon watches a young boy on…
Loosen Up A Bit thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-04-03
“I gotta say, Charlie” Crow began, watching Gears pick at leftovers in front of him, “I can’t believe Jack let you off work so easy. What did you do, exactly? Did he owe you a favor or something?”…
Bad Dreams thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-03-13
Agent Adams walked down the hall of the Lanthanide Hills Task Force dorms, swiped her card on the lock, readied her parka around her face, and stepped into the cold, Siberian night, manila envelope in…
Mitochondria thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-02-08
There are vague memories of light at the beginning. His body is compressed and cold. There is the cold of concrete on his skin so much that it is his skin- the cold smell of paint and rebar in his…
Flora thefriendlyvandal (author) 2015-06-28
She could grow flowers from the ground and fruit from the trees by glancing at a barren place. Everywhere she went, and everything she touched, was beautiful and alive. She burned like a star and was…
Shell Shock thefriendlyvandal (author) 2015-02-23
Suffocating. The air was suffocating, and the early morning banter usually shared with him and the rest of the guards was reduced to silence, and the floor was stained with blood and his gun was…
Costume Change TheGlyphstone (author) 2012-10-28
I love Halloween. It's my favorite time of year, one of the few days I can just go out and mingle with the normal people for an entire night without anyone being the wiser. The pain's not so bad when…
The Keterlord TheMadStork (author) 2012-06-20
The Keterlord sighed, slumped on his stool, and stared down through his nearly-empty glass at the grain lines on the bar's wooden surface. Today was his birthday, but nobody at work had remembered or…
Sounds of Anger themanofum (author) 2014-11-01
The skies split open. A great blackened hole dissipated the clouds and chilled the thin mountain air. A hollow clanging emanated through the range, scattering the wildlife and singeing the flora's…
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily TL333s (author) 2014-11-19
The smothering ennui of an awkward situation cannot stand in the face of an onrushing waterfall. One moment, they had been boating calmly along the Bresque. Papá sat at one end of the boat, stroking…
If at First You Don't Succeed... TL333s (author) 2014-10-15
My cousins down the Day-twah say we don't get made like we used to. The way I sees it, that just means each of us what's left gotta work that much harder to do his part. I do work hard. I've tried and…
The Red Place TL333s (author) 2013-11-30
It's not a crystal, it's a portal. I learned this while staring into Anomalous Object P-2145-T's ever-shifting facets. Yes, I had permission to study it. The truth is, my mind just drifted and I began…
SCP Foundation Gripe Sheet toadking07 (author) 2014-04-30
Foundation personnel submit maintenance reports, also known as gripe forms , to inform level 2 site mechanics about any problems they experience with containment cells and connected facilities. The…
Wanderer Symbols toadking07 (author) 2014-01-21
Documentation 095-SH-11836. Document secured during raid on known █████████ ████ camp on ██/██/████. No doors successfully identified. Full list of confiscated artifacts, see parent document, raid…
Too Insane To Fail TobiasTheTapir (author) 2016-01-23
The members of the Black Rabbit Company were spending their well-earned rest time in a temporary hideout deep in the mountains. They were sorting the bounty they got from raiding a nearby crime…
How Site-19 Blew Up TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-08-06
Safety Supervisor Thompson just finished explaining Site-19's safety and security protocols to the new recruits. It was the 47th such lecture he had given so he was used to the depressing indifference…
The Playful Beast TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-06-25
“Hello, could you please tell me where the Site Director’s office is?” asked Junior Researcher Takeru Toshida from two men dressed as Greek hoplites. He was familiar with the protocols that were in…
Funfiction TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-05-31
O5-7 arrived to the breached containment unit at the lowest underground level of Site-19. Director Bright waited for her along with a Containment Specialist. “It’s good to see you again, Jack,” said…
Game Manual TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-02-20
Foundation Secure, Contain, Protect A Wondertainment Co. game Contents of the SCP Foundation Special Edition Box® In the box you can find a single disc, compatible with all modern computers…
Lemuridae Tom Serveaux (author) 2012-03-13
When I retire, I want to live a quiet life. Sorry. Here. If I retire, I want to live a quiet life. It’s not an easy task. In my line of work, life expectancy is short. I might get killed during our…
Still In Business Tom Serveaux (author) 2012-01-14
His stock was plummeting. His investors were dwindling. Lawsuits and inquiries were piling up. Every day, Aperture Science teetered on the brink of bankruptcy. And yet, somehow, Cave Johnson, current…
Back Into Hell tomode (author) 2012-06-24
Back Into Hell, a Foundation poem The howling wind steals the breath I would have used to chant; Boots, belt, gun, mask My gear, my only chance The rear doors open wider The “go” light blinks to life…
SCP TV Pilot: Into the Deep End trb456 (author) 2016-10-12
SCP: INTO THE DEEP END (PILOT) Written by trb456 Inspired by the SCP-Wiki: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ SCP-140 is by AssertiveRoland: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-140 Sarkic Cults are influenced by the…
November Sun trennerdios (author) 2016-09-15
Researcher Jordan Kytes desperately wanted to keep sleeping, but the alarms insisted he was done. Still groggy, he slowly forced himself to his feet, and shuffled to the door to see what was going on….
Bones of Autumn trennerdios (author) 2016-08-08
Childe of October, Childe of the Stalks I question your presence while the transgressor walks The treasure you offer is not yet complete The task is still open, make haste with your feet Our savior,…
A Swingset's Song trennerdios (author) 2015-10-16
Here I am with metal arms; still and silent, knowing Tracing back to rural farms; old and quiet, sowing As a boy I learned I had; low and secret, power Grew much older, good and bad; self-taught…
October Is Tomorrow trennerdios (author) 2015-04-23
When the new man first arrived, we were frightened. He appeared out of thin air, a ghost marching into our world with silent footfalls. He was not the first person to enter town since Sandy, but he…
Origin: One Day Your Toes May Reach The Trees trennerdios (author) 2014-10-27
He is not a guy, Mommy! He is a swing                                                                                                                             Ha, yes! Finally! What you talking…
And He Will Crash Upon The Rocks trennerdios (author) 2014-10-27
The pulsing shriek continued below me                                                                                                                             It is often said that when you die,…
Prologue: Your Dream Is Not Terribly Marketable trennerdios (author) 2014-10-10
Plastic shrapnel bounced off Koning's torso                                                                                                                             I just I mean look at this. How…
What Am I? tretter (author) 2017-06-10
What am I? I don't know if I can even say. My own existence is a mystery even to myself. I see brief flashes of something. But what? Where did I come from? Who am I? What am I? I am an infant,…
Who Am I? tretter (author) 2013-11-07
Who am I? I wish I could just tell you. Who am I? I am a curious god. I wanted to discover what made you mortals tick. I was surprised when I found that many of you were immortal. Whether you gained…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Now, see here... TroyL (author) 2015-08-22
I Well. I've had quite enough of this. Do you know how long we've been visiting? How long we've been showing up here, spinning the tales for you? Well, I'll tell you. It's been years. Decades! The…
Insurrection TroyL (author) 2015-03-30
Description: SCP-E15 is an Aryan female, approximately twelve years of age, which appears to release a deadly field of unknown composition. The field itself is composed of a form of radiation which is…
Murder Mystery TroyL (author) 2014-08-22
I've dealt with a few dozen murders since I started working for the Foundation, but this was the first time I’d ever had the pleasure of actually interviewing the person killed. My name is Agent…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Once more... TroyL (author) 2014-08-18
You're rather resilient, aren't you? I thought we'd be done with this by now. It feels like we started a long time ago, doesn't it? It feels that way to me. It feels like this should have been…
Johnny's Wild Ride TroyL (author) 2014-06-12
Johnny was sitting at his computer desk, head hung low as the tears streamed down his cheeks. He couldn't believe that he'd found yet another internet community that he was exiled from. First it was…
Mann with the Plann, or the Dog Gone Days of Summer TroyL (author) 2014-01-11
“Stay close, Agent,” Dr. Crow said, trotting quietly along the edge of the forest. “I am fairly certain that we can maneuver this way, find the object in question, and very quickly remove ourselves…
Doctor Ronald Stimson's Personnel File TroyL (author) 2013-12-08
Personnel File SCP Info Collected Accounts About the Author Additional Documentation Science and Research Name: Doctor Ronald Stimson Security Clearance: Level 2 (In Cases of SCP-███, Level 5…
In God's Name TroyL (author) 2013-12-08
The mischievous trickster and master plotter Icarus Sharpe walked in and shot Alto Clef right in his stupid face. He—deciding to be Matthew now—grinned broadly as the blood spattered from the exit…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Still? TroyL (author) 2013-08-30
What? You again? I thought we'd taken care of this. Didn't you read the others? The other stories and tales? There was the one with the children who swallowed up their father when he didn't sing them…
Contact TroyL (author) 2013-04-22
Greetings, Doctor. Before I begin, please know that any attempt to trace this message will lead you to the public wi-fi connection at a McDonalds in Sylvan Lake, Alberta, Canada (a popular vacation…
Tenebrae TroyL (author) 2013-04-12
It had started when he remembered his name. That was the point at which the pieces of the puzzle started to snap back together. That was the problem with amnestics, though. Echoes of memories still…
The Smell of Her Hair TroyL (author) 2012-09-20
As the bullet inched closer to his head, he took a moment to consider some things. The first was just how lovely his first real girlfriend had been. She had been one of those artistic types who had…
Patronage TroyL (author) 2012-09-06
Sir or Sirs: When I was five, I was in a theatre fire. A real one, not some hackneyed joke played up for laughs by idiotic teenagers. Upon reflection, I think it was utterly mad that there would…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Again. TroyL (author) 2012-08-18
Well, well, well What have we here? You've managed to survive yet another year? A year of work, of screaming children, A year of delving into things unbidden. Oh? What's that? We shouldn't know? All…
In His Own Image: Epilogue TroyL (author) 2012-07-26
September 21, 2011: Lament awoke with a start at the shifting at the door. He'd be thinking. Dreaming again. It wasn't good, but it was what it was. He raised the gun at the door, glancing at the…
In His Own Image: Part 7 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
December 22, 1998: Lament leaned back in his chair, sipping his coffee and reaching for his sandwich, taking a bite. Lunch had become a private affair, especially after he learned that everyone else…
In His Own Image: Interlude 6 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
Happy Birthday to You. August 18, 2007: I'm sorry… I really… really am… Lament said, swallowing to keep his voice from cracking. You're… You're like a father to me… You don't understand that I……
In His Own Image: Part 6 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
November 27, 1998: It was all in his head. Lament sat on the floor of the medical ward, leaning against the wall. He was rubbing both of his arms for a moment, until he realized what he was doing…
In His Own Image: Interlude 5 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
August 16, 2007: There's some things you don't want on your conscience. Agent Lament stood in the mess of Site19, staring out the window and looking at the landscape, part of his mind making an…
In His Own Image: Part 5 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
November 26, 1998: Lament frowned at the glass, looking at the hovering box beyond it with some odd mixture of reverence and fear. It was… disturbing… to see it for the first time. He wasn’t part of…
In His Own Image: Interlude 4 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
February 19, 2009: Wishing he didn't remember He. He. He. He. Hee. Lament sat up in his bed in a cold sweat, the laugh still echoing in his ears. He closed his eyes tightly for a moment, forcing…
In His Own Image: Part 4 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
November 8, 1998: Denied, Agent. Denied, Agent. Lament looked up at the panel of three doctors, swallowing and licking his lips slightly. Ma'am? Denied, she repeated. He only knew two of…
In His Own Image: Interlude 3 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
July 5, 2004: Butterflies! It was an unholy din that surrounded the pair, people shouting and clamoring. There was a fifteen minute window when Site19 could have the yearly photo made, and…
In His Own Image: Part 3 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
November 1, 1998: Agent Lament noted, almost in passing, that it was All Saints Day as he tore off his calendar. He tossed the old day aside, chuckling slightly at the new one. Scientists are all…
In His Own Image: Interlude 2 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
July 7, 2005: I heard you like ctenophores. Hey! Lament jumped at his desk, turning and looking up at the woman. Long, lightly curling, brown hair. Constant smirk. Mirthy eyes. Heya, Sophie,…
In His Own Image: Part 2 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
February 11, 1998: He smiled at the bald man, waving with his elbow because his hands were too full, then setting his cup on the edge of his desk. Coffee—black. He carefully balanced the other man’s…
In His Own Image: Interlude 1 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
August 18, 2007: Happy Birthday to You Lament's fingers slid over the chromium frame for a moment. It had been expensive, but the joke—which he knew wouldn't be laughed at—was worth it. His first…
In His Own Image: Part 1 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
September 19, 2011: The blood, thankfully not his own, rolled down Lament’s arm as he shook the woman again, trying to get her attention. It was a lost cause, he suspected. Judging by her eyes, her…
Unfinished Business III TroyL (author) 2012-05-12
No, you're not….
And Then I Died... TroyL (author) 2012-01-25
Below are the previous entries for the game. Read and enjoy! The answer are in links at the end of each one. Welcome to And Then I Died , an SCP collective writing game! Useful information is held…
Rota TroyL (author) 2012-01-12
It hurts They don’t know that it hurts, but it does. So badly. Every time I try to speak, it just gets worse. They come at me, prod me, examine me They pull things open, cut into my flesh… And when…
Visium TroyL (author) 2011-11-12
Doctor Matthews sat back in his chair, sighing some and rubbing his eyes. Why the hell had they dragged him out of bed so early? He stifled a yawn and smiled as his field partner, an agent named…
The Seeker TroyL (author) 2011-11-11
Cender was blessed of Old Aggie. His seven daughters and twenty-one granddaughters were proof of that. But now, standing before the statue of the goddess, he couldn’t help but tremble inwardly. He…
Clavis TroyL (author) 2011-10-28
Emergency Level X-Ray-Zulu-Zulu. Project 001-Future Sight has been enacted and regarded as a success. Text was recovered by having SCP-187 examine the terminal at Site-██. Her copied text was then…
Poopstick McGee and the Flying Walruses TroyL (author) 2011-10-24
“Well…” the old man said quietly. “I guess it’s time the charade ended then, isn’t it?” Director Clef’s eyes betrayed a hint of annoyance at being disturbed that quickly faded… “Hello, Konny,” he said…
Pila TroyL (author) 2011-10-24
Dr. Ronald Stimson sighed softly to himself, going deeper and deeper into the facility. The heavy briefcase chained to his arm made him wince with every step, the additional weight throwing him off…
Cygnus TroyL (author) 2011-10-22
“I was hoping this could wait, gentlemen,” O5-1 said, sitting back in his chair and sighing heavily. “I was afraid that was what this was…” replied Eleven, running her fingers over her ear, pushing…
Virr TroyL (author) 2011-10-21
Everett, my good man. Please Sit down. No, I insist. It's time we had a chat, the two of us. No, I think this is the perfect time. It's not like we're going to get another. Not with the way things…
Corvus TroyL (author) 2011-10-21
I know my eyes look sunken without actually touching them. They always do, now days. I can feel them—them—both pressed against my chest, just above my heart, and for the first time in eons, I push a…
Lux TroyL (author) 2011-10-21
Timothy Dalton's young hands shook with the exuberance that only a child can feel. It had been two weeks to the day. To the day! And now, it should finally be here! He ran home, grinning the entire…
Contain Yourself TroyL (author) 2011-10-19
Hey there, guys. Uh Right. My name is Lament. Don’t call me doctor. I’m not a doctor. I work for a doctor, sometimes. Anyhow, they asked me to come and talk to you guys for a little bit today….
6. Mr. Stripes TroyL (author) 2011-09-20
I have very long legs. Very long. Long enough to stretch over a canyon, when I want them to. When I need them to. And long fingers as well. The fingers of a pianist, or a strangler. Long and slender….
A Day in the Life of Alto Clef TroyL (author) 2011-09-13
Alto Clef had been dealing with a lot of shit for the past week, but there was something about sitting on the toilet at 6:00 AM, reading his paper and drinking coffee as his aged bowels struggled to…
White Knight TroyL (author) 2011-08-25
The following log was recovered from the personal computer of Dr. ██████ on January 23, 19██, as part of a formal inquiry. Access is restricted to Level 2 personnel and higher. Thanks to the work of…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! TroyL (author) 2011-08-19
Ahh, Gears. Good to see you again. Another year has come and gone. A year older. A year wiser. A year of your youth ground away in the mill of eternity. So, to commemorate this happiest of days:…
To Catch A Witch TroyL (author) 2011-04-01
OMG! So, liek, darkblade posted this REALLY REALLY good story last year n I jst wanted 2 write in his world, ya know? Many thanks to my beta readers: MannW/Plan, AteredCliffs, and Cappuccino! U all r…
"And Then I Died" Archive TroyL (author) 2011-03-30
Below are the previous entries for the game. Read and enjoy! The answer are in links at the end of each one. Round 1: TroyL I never really cared much for my brother. We had at best a strained…
Fire TroyL (author) 2010-09-08
I am followed by fire. It sounds really, really weird, I know, but it’s true. Every house, every apartment I’ve ever lived in has burned to the ground. Even stranger—it’s predictable. If I lived…
Many Happy Regards TroyL (author) 2010-09-01
Agatha Rights looked up from her desk as the man in the gray suit entered her office, her hand instinctively reaching for the lamp to her left. The man looked at her, his mustache twitching slightly….
Unfinished Business: Part II TroyL (author) 2010-08-05
The Present, Eventually: Site Director Neil Ghost was one of the longest-serving members of the Foundation, a feat made possible by the relative safety of his job. It was rare that one of those few…
An Average Life TroyL (author) 2010-06-30
Larry Robbins had never been a particularly active or happy man. He went to work, he worked, he went home, and he slept. On certain days, he’d go out to bars and talk up a girl, take her home, enjoy…
Unfinished Business TroyL (author) 2010-04-26
More recent reports on brain activity suggest that SCP-239 is developing a complete resistance to the rotation of drugs we’ve used to keep her comatose. This could easily result in her reawakening….
Saving Sigurrós Potter TroyL (author) 2010-04-01
Harry and Dumbledore strode through the front doors of the evil foundation, having bown them of there henges and look at Doctor Blight, the evil wizard responsible for the imprison ran by Muggles of…
The Man from Maple Street TroyL (author) 2010-03-30
Randy Bragg’s arms still hurt from the morning pushups he had recently resumed. He had to do something, after all. Even if it meant that his food might not last as long, that the precious, life-giving…
The Human Part of the Equation TroyL (author) 2010-03-26
Sgt. Mansell looked into the room one last time, his eyes already red from the dust and tears that now streaked his cheeks. The smell of vomit lingered on his clothes with the blood and rot. He felt…
Life's Cold TroyL (author) 2009-03-21
I look into the metallic reflection of myself in the elevator door. I see it every day. Or just about, since sometimes work keeps me on base for days on end. Smooth polished steel. You can see your…
Some Are Born To Endless Night Tufto (author) 2017-06-26
29th May, 2008. I am. I was. I will be. I am here. OK, OK, it's becoming quite difficult to dream this. Hang on a moment, diary. I will be with you shortly. There we go. My name is- or my name was, at…
In Case You've Ever Wondered... tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2015-04-23
At exactly 9:00 in the morning, Research Assistant Grace Renfield's eyes snap open. She tilts her head left, then right, with an audible pop, and yanks the tubes out of her mouth with her left hand….
Friends in Dark Places tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2012-08-08
I'm not really sure how I wound up in the water. The rush of currents and crunch of impact after impact as I was dragged along the rocks by the merciless current drove everything else from my mind….
Coming soon to a gallery near you!~ tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-11-06
Right, Kyle, here's those notes you asked for. Keep in mind, hush protocol seven means the investigation is still ongoing, so some of the stuff isn't released yet. Best I could do. Good luck. ~Nate …
.::Only |n Drea{{m}}s-- tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-08-07
Guys, this is another out of character post. Much like something to share, it's just a way for me to get out something that's bugging me, and not really a Tale per se. If you're looking for a story,…
Chapter Five: This Place Seems So Familiar tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-21
It's just me and Tim now. Everyone else is gone. He came up to tell me. William and Marie dug up Evan's body, took the life raft, and left. We're alone. On the upside, this means more food for us I'm…
Chapter Three: Corn Starch tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-20
It all happened so fast. It's just beginning to hit me that only a few days ago a massive plane crash left me stranded with just a few other survivors on an island, and that in those few days one of…
Chapter Two: The Island Murder Mystery Show tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-18
Evan is dead. Marjory found him hanging from the tire swing's rope, with a weird symbol drawn on his back. It looked like some kind of voodoo thing, like witch doctors draw in the dust in shitty…
Chapter One: Grey Island Getaway tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-18
This place is weird as shit. I realize that's not exactly elucidating, but hell. It's looking less and less like anyone is ever going to read this anyhow. My name is Stephen. I'm a commercial writer….
Prelude: The Sensation of Falling tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-18
tellin' me I live inna world where silly fucks don't let their own children recieve medication because some asshat on a talk show told them not to, and you wanna know how my day is goin'? lemme tell…
173 tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-03-26
He stands king over all he has ever wanted; a shadowed corner in a fetid cell. Life is nothing to stone. Mountains erode. Hillsides crumble. To him, they go as whisper fast as men whose eyes have…
black white black white black white black white black white gray tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-02-14
Yesterday, I watched three men die because one man sneezed in a room full of blood and shit and light. Today, three more men go in, cheap mops and each other's lives in their hands. Yesterday, I…
Three Words No Man Wants To Hear tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-02-03
There are three words no man ever wants to hear come out of the mouth of a girl they've been planning to leave. She was glorious when we met. I remember distinctly the way the crazy orange of the…
Encounter tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-12-12
It's been a long day. First the absolute bullshit at the hotel last night (what kind of asshole puts a family of four in a one bed smoking room?), and Shannon wetting the bed, and Tate flipping out…
Tempting Fate tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-10-22
The last living man on earth smiles to himself as he touches the silver crucifix at his throat, lifting it to his lips to kiss his savior, then looks around his small bungalow, checking to ensure that…
From the desk of B. Dark: tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-08-05
Gentlemen, the year is 194█. I have been gone from your sight for a very long time, and traveled far along my own grim path. Such is life! But, having left you as keepers of my fortunes in my absence,…
I have something to share. tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-06-18
This is not a creepypasta. This is a true story. I'm not writing this in character, kids. Were it shorter, I'd just make it a forum post, but as it is I feel like it deserves a page of its own. A few…
His Clockwork Servants tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-01-18
Where are His clockwork servants? Where is the work of His hands? Where are Her digital lovers? What are His broken commands? Vasily swallowed hard as Father Aglayev wiped a slim bronze blade on a…
Opportunity Knocks tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2009-08-06
It is four thirty in the morning, and I've just woken up in the shower, laying in the tub with a fierce stream of hot water gone cold with time running frigid down my face. I have no idea how long…
Shoulda' Stayed in Dubai tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2009-08-03
Messrs. Skeffington and Branks of Marshal, Carter, and Dark's 'acquisitions firm' were very much not men to be trifled with, yet as he heated a slim knife blade with his pocket lighter and reached for…
Places Where the Birds Don't Cry tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2009-07-28
██/██/████ I woke up late again today I really should start setting an alarm or something. Doc Rhodes was pretty pissed off, said I'm the worst secretary he's ever seen. That old man's told me that…
Fault Tuomey Tombstone (author) 2015-05-27
Document F246-2 - recovered from the site of a suicide of Anomalous Humanoid F246's mother. SCP designation pending. An investigating officer read the note aloud, shooting himself in the head and…
Stop going in circles Tuomey Tombstone (author) 2015-01-02
Psych dept notes: This notebook is for researcher notes only and may not be used for formal diagnosis. Female, humanoid, late-teenage SCP which randomly causes small scale reality shifts based on what…
Blue Brotherhood Tuomey Tombstone (author) 2012-05-06
Doctor Baker cleared his throat. Gentlemen, I feel that the SCP would respond well to what it might perceive as a fellow officer. I propose tha- That we take one of my men, get him to play…
Making a Scene TwistedGears (author) 2016-03-07
+ Open for other entries from this team - Close Team Name: We Deny The Existence of Other Games In Town (Sigma-3, Bibliographers ) Team Members: Gaffney (Captain), thedeadlymoose, TwistedGears,…
Nothing Says "Promotion" Like a Bag Over Your Head TwistedGears (author) 2016-03-07
+ Open for other entries from this team - Close Team Name: We Deny The Existence of Other Games In Town (Sigma-3, Bibliographers ) Team Members: Gaffney (Captain), thedeadlymoose, TwistedGears,…
SCP-REDD TwistedGears (author) 2016-01-04
In a dark room a bank of monitor screens illuminated a pale face. The rusted brown glow of the video feeds gave Roger Little more color than the sun had cared to give him in the past few months. Half…
A Waking Nightmare TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-28
Deep in the mind of all beings is a place. This place is without space, as space denotes a measurable area that physically exists. It is a plane with all the time it could want, beginning with the…
Mental Mazes TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-20
Probability in the Foundation's multiverse is a fairly fluid concept, able to be pumped and dammed as the higher players see fit. Some, such as a certain Nobody, are not entirely conscious of the…
Library Lifeline TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-15
It turned out that finding a book containing the location of a single cave against the backdrop of the entirety of the multiverse was not an easy task. Rows upon shelves upon sections upon floors upon…
Killing Knowledge TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-28
Reality coughed chalantly as a Way warbled into existence within the roots of the oak tree outside the Birch home. Finnegan lurched off the tree and kicked the air filter and adjoined vial of…
Jam Jars TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-10
The Utterly Bazaar was a roaring sea of merchants hawking, buyers haggling, and everyone in between fighting to make their voice heard over the rolling din of noise. Wooden stalls stood in the street…
Involuntary Isolation TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-04
A long yawn rumbled out of Finnegan. He couldn't quite call what he had just been through sleeping, and so the weariness from recent work weighed him down. He groaned and sat up, shifting his hat from…
Lucid Daydreaming TwistedGears (author) 2015-03-01
Misser Sticks was not enjoying his existence. For one he was jammed into a storage closet with no company but some paint cans, and for another his elbows were pressing into his featureless face. For…
Close of Play TwistedGears (author) 2015-02-04
San Luis Obispo, California sits approximately halfway between Los Angeles and San Francisco, stands seventy-one meters above sea level, and hovers over most of California thanks to a governmental…
Navarro Saves Christmas TwistedGears (author) 2014-12-21
Lackluster lights twinkled within one of Site 19's various staff lounges. They were a dull affair, nothing but a sequence of blinking yellow lights strung up around the edges of the ceiling. A single,…
Gray God TwistedGears (author) 2014-11-09
Jakeob Aldon watched the makeshift cast of The Hanged King's Tragedy sway back and forth. Almost a dozen anartists hung from nooses that extended all the way up to the warehouse's rafters. The initial…
Facetious Fanatics TwistedGears (author) 2014-10-15
Jakeob Aldon squinted as The Janitor's Way collapsed behind her, nonlight from the being's personal space bathing her workshop in its ethereal unglow. She shivered, her shirt soaked with Everett. She…
Exasperated Efforts TwistedGears (author) 2014-09-19
Jakeob Aldon glared at Felix Cori, and Felix smugged at her. Smugged is now a word, it is the past-tense of smug, which is also now a verb. It means to be in a state of deserving a punch in your…
Miss Heir TwistedGears (author) 2014-09-08
Felicia had always hated the snow. It was cold, it was wet, and she was one of the few kids who were actually upset when school was canceled. On top of all that, it rendered her already shoddy vehicle…
Divine Demands TwistedGears (author) 2014-08-27
Jakeob Aldon stared at the card that Felix Cori had given her. Or maybe she should start calling him The Critic. She let out a sigh and stretched out across her bed, flipping the card between her…
Covert Cursing TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-24
Jakeob Aldon stared at the clock hanging from the wall with a look alternating between utter focus and total boredom. She stood behind the register of Spicy Crust Pizza, attempting to will the hour…
Boron Blisters TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-16
Jakeob Aldon stared at her bedroom ceiling, her limbs in odd places and cold sweat beginning to soak into her clothes. She took a few deep breaths and arranged her limbs in a bit more of an orderly…
Cactus Insurgent TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-07
Consciousness slowly prodded at Cactusman's mind. A deluge of voices engulfed him in noise, and the unnatural grogginess he was bogged down by made it impossible to differentiate between them. He…
An Inspection TwistedGears (author) 2014-05-09
Arthur Rodrick gazed up at the massive building before him from underneath his umbrella. Giant glowing letters that read Prometheus Labs, Inc. Arthur thought it a little odd to pick such an…
Anart Antics TwistedGears (author) 2014-03-25
Jakeob Aldon stared at her bathroom ceiling, reclined so far into the bathtub that only her face breached the surface. She was beginning to regret her latest purchase. Damn her impatience. If she had…
Hellbent TwistedGears (author) 2014-02-08
I struggle to put the words together. I'm not really sure there are words to begin with. At this point, my own mind is beginning to fail me. The thing in front of me is something I can't quite fathom,…
A Fancy Dinosaur TwistedGears (author) 2014-02-02
It was a mild day, late into the Cretaceous period. A Pachycephalosaurus walked the forest, the body of a Vegavis in its mouth. Several hours had passed since it had collected its prize, but still it…
Solvin' Center of Problems TwistedGears (author) 2013-11-27
Dell Conagher could hear the agonizing screams of half his coworkers dying horribly. He solved this problem by removing his traditional hardhat and pulling on a pair of acoustic earmuffs. The…
A Shift at The Factory TwistedGears (author) 2013-11-21
Anthony lifted his goggles from his eyes. He watched the man working at the nearest conveyor belt. Anthony had never bothered to learn the man's name, despite working with him for almost three years….
A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences TyGently (author) 2017-04-29
CONTACT US Have any questions or comments for our compadres here at Taco Bell®? Send us a mensaje below! Full Name: Vera K. Garcia Franchise Location: 725 NE Weidler St, Portland, Oregon. …
The War and The Many Faces TyGently (author) 2017-01-30
Part I | Part II: The War and The Many Faces | Part III The strike team followed the road a long ways from the city, past sleepy towns and grazing pastures. The road had been whittled down, by…
Under Control TyGently (author) 2016-12-27
December 6, 2023 The plaza was awash with all sorts of activity odd for this time of night, but not odd for this town. A group of ambient soviet factorypunk enthusiasts known as hhh 1 chose tonight…
What Ever Happened? TyGently (author) 2016-09-25
D-13279 had long ago learned how to tell death from dreaming. Every month, it happened like this, and there was a moment of uncertainty. When the drugs have finished pumping their way through the…
The Word and The Cool Kids TyGently (author) 2016-05-31
Part I: The Word and The Cool Kids | Part II | Part III Adrian Baudin had a recurring dream. He'd dream that he was lying awake on his cot, in the basement beneath the house in which he'd spent two…
Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario TyGently (author) 2016-04-01
Tymantha Gones. Tymantha Gones sat in a flimsy plastic chair. She was surrounded by eleven people sitting by ornate podiums, surrounding her in a semicircle, and looking down at her with cruel…
Loss and Nostalgia TyGently (author) 2015-12-14
1: A Mind Spends an Eternity in Solitude I sit alone inside myself and think on what is here. Pillars of radiation pierce me from all sides. I know they are stars but I do not understand them. I know…

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Healthy Child UglyFlower (author) 2014-03-29
The following article is an excerpted transcript, which has been annotated and pulled from article #232397 Home Video17.mov. Personnel who require either the entire Home Video17 entry or a full…
A Fan's Fans UglyFlower (author) 2013-12-02
What is it? It's a mechanical fan that has the ability to play the electric guitar, sir. Ha ha, does it blow you away when it plays? Yes, sir. Mentally or physically? Both sir, its musical…
The Diary of An Author UglyFlower (author) 2013-11-20
Rufus' Diary Day 1 Well it finally happened, I got hired! I actually can’t believe it! Mind you every other studio was interested in me, but obviously not for the right reasons. I mean all they ever…
The Parables of Pseudo-Nadox Univine (author) 2017-02-21
Verifying Horizon Initiative credentials Accessing Universal Texts Querying Sarkic parables 1 text found. Parables of Pseudo-Nadox. The Parables of Pseudo-Nadox Enter your IMMANENT…
Excerpts Regarding St. Sophia Univine (author) 2016-11-15
Verifying Horizon Initiative credentials Accessing Universal Texts Querying St. Sophia 3 texts found. Acts of Philip Among the Phrygians, Chapter 3; Mekhanite Book of Apostates, Chapter 97; Acts…
ADANA Protocol Urbanmyth (author) 2012-06-22
Heimdall Contingency 045- ADANA Abstract:- At present, the majority of Heimdall contingencies are oriented towards a military invasion. While this is not an empty threat, the possibility of other…

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Title Author Created
Posology Voct (author)
Roget (author)
2015-06-19
Two (2) pills have been used for Experiment 217-█████-█████. Number of pills is forty-seven (47) at the time of writing. Request to have SCP-500 investigated for mental compulsion leading to…
Lonely VAElynx (author) 2012-07-20
They don't come anymore. I remember when they used to come every day. Talking quietly among themselves, walking through. Few of them ever talked to me, but them being here was enough to keep one…
Holder Of The Foundation VAElynx (author) 2012-05-30
On any IRC server in any chatroom, PM an operator who appears inactive. If he replies, ask to see the Holder of the SPC's. Should he respond with a kickban, leave, and never come to the server again,…
Keeping With The Times VAElynx (author) 2012-05-06
It was always like that. I grew up in a small village just south of Niznyj Novgorod, as third of four children. My mother always longed for how, before I was even born, we lived in a nice apartment…
Lab Induction VAElynx (author) 2011-10-18
Welcome to the Level 1 Research Staff Laboratory Induction. My name is Dr. Eisenberg. Now, all of you are probably asking yourself 'Who the hell is that?' and 'Why isn't someone like Dr. Gears…
Caveat Emptor Varian (author) 2012-11-06
Michaelson's coughing racked his wasted frame. He brought his handkerchief up to his mouth and hacked until his weak lungs stopped trying to clear themselves. Blood spotted the white fabric in places,…
Envying the Dead Varian (author) 2012-10-09
He stared at the opaque glass of his visor. It was nothing he hadn't seen before. Every single day, he looked at nothing but the misted over surface. He had wept the first few months. By now, he…
Loose Ends Varian (author) 2012-10-06
Mr. Eric Brashin checked his silver pocket watch, holding it only by the chain. The boy was late. Of course. The meeting he had scheduled was already bound to prove a waste of time. Lateness always…
This Isn't a Hospital Vehemency (author) 2012-08-06
“Ms. Catherine, I understand you may be shocked, but I must insist you try your hardest to remember.” She looked down at the stark white hospital gown she was wearing, the texture felt rough against…
What The Spybird Saw Vezaz (author) 2017-01-23
TOP SECRET (PILLAR GARDEN) DO NOT COPY DO NOT TAKE ABOARD AIRCRAFT DEBRIEF FILE - FLIGHT LIEUTENANT ██████████████████████ Interview Date: JANUARY 29 1963 Incident: Aerial reconnaissance…
1914 Vezaz (author) 2013-11-20
We've been playing this game recently the Game, I should say called 1914. Hell of a thing. My buddies Kyle and John, we love history. It's sort of our thing. So when Kyle dug the Game out of his…
The Blind Leading Vezaz (author) 2013-09-10
Is the Hornet for You? An Exciting New Offer from the Seeing Eye First encountered by Foundation personnel in northern Michigan, 1988. Primary containment significantly hindered by recovering MTF's…
Golden Horde Blues Vezaz (author) 2013-09-02
Look, I'm going to level with you: the Romans perfected time travel. Did it some time around 107 BC. Somehow, between reorganizing the army and becoming consul, Marius found the time, no pun intended,…
There Between the Trees Vezaz (author) 2013-07-31
My Duchess Louise, The riches which I have recovered for you are the very least I owe to one who has so often bankrolled my travels, yet vanish into insignificance against the wonders which cannot be…
The End of History Vezaz (author) 2013-02-05
November 9th, 1989. East Berlin. The last time it will ever be called that. At a press conference announcing new, more liberal travel regulations for the German Democratic Republic, unprepared…
They Will Leave Us With a Shaken Earth Vezaz (author) 2013-01-30
From Bernard Fall's article New Technology and a Familiar Strategy in Viet-Nam, published on December 28th, 1966. A desperate fight broke out on the far side of McNamara’s Plaza just as I sat down…
In the Shadow of a High Wall Vezaz (author) 2013-01-25
On June 16, 1963, a team of Foundation agents attempted and failed to re-contain the escaped SCP-2030 in West Berlin. The following excerpt is drawn from the debrief of team leader Louis Franklin. The…
Voices Unassailable Vezaz (author) 2013-01-25
Here's what you have to keep in mind about the Cold War. August 19, 1949: The first Soviet atomic bomb test. Faced with the loss of the nuclear monopoly, and seeking to maintain the American…
A Dysfunctional Heist Vincent_Redgrave (author) 2016-03-07
I SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO TRANSFER FILES. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP WITH THAT? [Y] [N] Isaac grunted in frustration as he analyzed the computer, hoping that the current owners were dumb enough to…
Ignition, Part One- The Artists Vincent_Redgrave (author) 2013-06-17
Mrowrrrr. Was it already morning? Ahmad grunted as he felt a familiar furry paw bat at his nose and chin while he attempted to catch a few extra moments of sleep. Trying to prevent the genocide of…
She's Angry and Going South Vivax (author) 2014-12-01
He sank his knife into the seal which stared up at him without flinching as all the seals had on his trip south. Its hot blood steamed and coagulated on the ice as it flailed weakly,…
Sam Vivax (author) 2014-07-07
Give me a red-eye. The crowd shifted as the counter cleared, pushing him to the front. He'd forgotten why he came in here, where the compulsion to buy coffee came from. The steamy, high-pitched…
Interlude - Scenes From the Fall Vivax (author) 2013-02-05
Two siblings, a brother and sister, were playing in a garden among the vine-blanketed trellises and burbling streams that their mother had so dedicated herself to cultivating. The two siblings were…
Pieces of Mind Vivax (author) 2013-01-30
I remember my birth. There were flashes of life before I was born. Self was the first. Quorum was the second. Fight and Flight arrived together. I was aware but unaware until the day of my birth. I…
Resale Value Voct (author) 2012-09-28
One afternoon, at a fashionable clubhouse belonging to Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. Look what I made! It's lovely, sir. You are truly gifted. May I ask what it is? I made it using the kit that…
Ethics Committee Orientation Voct (author) 2011-10-22
Good afternoon, Doctor. Sit down. Your schedule has been cleared. Do not attempt to leave the room until you are told that this session is over. The door is already locked, but it is crucial you pay…
Tracing Voct (author) 2010-05-27
Back in school, one of my teachers useta say that if something was bothering you, if you were having bad feelings, you could write it down and that would help you feel better. But I don't think she…
Metafiction Voct (author) 2010-01-28
Dr. Northrop scratched his ear nervously, and tried not to wonder whose mannerism he was imitating. As the senior staff Bright, and Rights, and Kondraki, and oh god Clef, and Crow, and Gerald, and…
The HAMI-BOMBARD Blues, Part I Von Pincier (author) 2015-12-12
Project VHUHANI Restricted Hangar, United Nations Occult Coalition Selene Base, Athena One May 19, 1974, 13:25 GMT Dropping from the catwalk into the open cockpit below, the words, so peculiarly…
Moonrakers Von Pincier (author) 2015-07-02
Herr Noamtosk. Herr Direktor. Without a further word, von Erbach pushed the sheet of clippings across the desk. In his mind he wanted to call them newspaper, but most were printed on the thin…
Minerva Lifted Von Pincier (author) 2015-03-31
Foundation Orbital Research Compound 00, Director von Erbach's Office July 25, 1973, 07:33 GMT Axel von Erbach prided himself on his inflappability. To have maintained his position as head of Project…
Pitch Meeting Von Pincier (author) 2015-02-26
Foundation Lunar Research Site 01, Secure Conference Room 1-O. July 19th, 1973, 10:36 hours GMT. O5-10 reached up to adjust his collar electrolarynx, then stopped as his hand refused to move. Removing…
The First Fifty-Five Von Pincier (author) 2015-02-06
Excerpt from Hunt and Gather: Stories from the Recovery , compiled and edited by A. Haley. Available for public access in United Nations Occult Coalition Archive 1, East Sector. Douglas Pangwar…
Brainstorm Von Pincier (author) 2015-01-09
In a time before. Before Glass Mother. Before Lord Warden. Before Ancestors Themselves. There were Ghosts. And the Ghosts were strong. And the Ghosts watched over the Deep Hull. And the Ghosts tended…
I ≠ I Von Pincier (author) 2014-10-23
At 1:26 there are eleven of us. We three- Rhetorician, Linguist and I, Logician- wish luck to they eight and they enter the Dais in the damp stone vault beneath the old Forum Romanum. They are…
The Giant at the End of Days Von Pincier (author) 2014-10-20
A Threat Appears. Wake! And cast off sleep from waiting limbs! Strike With Purpose. I woke up a long time ago, if you must know. Oh, I'm sure you've read the legends. Or perhaps watched them in those…
Catalysis Von Pincier (author) 2014-08-16
N.B.: This tale is a direct sequel to Oxidation. It is highly recommended that you read it and the SCP articles associated with it before continuing. SCP-1917 is one of the most difficult passive or…
Oxidation Von Pincier (author) 2014-07-30
Trailing fire, the orb sailed across times and spaces, its sheer momentum carrying it inexorably through the barriers between universes. In some, ones where the laws of physics weren’t as honest and…
Variations on a Schema Von Pincier (author) 2014-06-23
Sister-Legate Trunnion had arranged the meeting in Regulator Maintenance Room 25b. Though her freshly Standardized ears had no trouble hearing over the inspiring din of the Cathedral of Industry, she…
Protocol GATTAI Von Pincier (author) 2014-01-22
It had drifted through the depths of space for millenia, an inert continent-sized mass of exotic matter full of horrific potential. Its target: the race of highly developed intelligent cephalopods…
Portrait of the Artist Von Pincier (author) 2013-11-19
The back of the van was well-lit, if dusty. It reeked of machine oil and determination. Eight people sat in grim silence, their hush punctuated by the rumble of the van over the gravel road and the…
Warning Call Von Pincier (author) 2012-11-23
My name is Watch. For three days and nights, I have been running from the men who tore my home apart, and the thing they call a master. They are very close, now. I can hear them calling to me, and the…
5700 Years Later Von Pincier (author) 2012-08-18
The Hateful Star had lost track of when they'd stopped observing it. Frankly, it didn't really care. Let them try to ignore it. Keep it 'contained' in a web of silence. It wouldn't help them when the…

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Clef And Dimitri Hit The Road Waxx (author)
DrClef (author)
2009-07-28
A sabbatical? At least one month, Dr. Glass said, nervously fingering the panic button under his clipboard. The figure sitting in the chair across from him slowly blinked its uncannily colorful…
Interlude - Drift Wogglebug (author)
Roget (author)
Wilt does not match any existing user name (author)
2013-01-27
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             0855, 9/18/19██ - Command Site-206 receives a transmission…
Incident Report I 028 F wanabeswordsman (author) 2009-09-06
Incident Report: I-028-F SCP involved: SCP-028 Personnel involved: Agent Stebritz, Security Officers Gomez and Bishop, D-1437 Date: ██/██/████ Location: Site █ Description: I was assigned the duty of…
Legally a Falcon (For Tax Purposes) Waterfire (author) 2016-04-01
Leah Mauldin stood in front of the door, butterflies in her stomach. In her 9 years as Chief Financial Officer of Site-101, she had experienced many a challenge. Everything from a cat-turtle that ate…
Let Me Guess, Applesauce? Waterfire (author) 2014-12-01
The Foundation used to lock things away, Things, this and that, which they called special. Every object that they deemed unique enough to keep was kept Safe and secure within their gates. Each one…
The Avian and The Amphibian Waterfire (author) 2014-03-23
Cornelius had been experimenting with the lock for a long cycle. He could not remember the last time he had spent such an extended period on one device, for he always was whisked away before much time…
A World We Live In Watery (author) 2012-06-07
The following was flagged by Site 19's automated data filter (tagged with flags CLASSIFIED DATA, O5, SCP-682, SCP-173). As the following contains personal log data, only those with Site Administration…
Elder Baconator Waxx (author) 2016-10-20
The word processor's cursor blinked accusingly at Tilda, goading her into finishing the report. It was always the same, dull story with directorship: it's lonely at the top, and it's lonely because…
Old Men, Young Men Waxx (author) 2010-04-09
They sat across from one another, between them a table with a chessboard, two glasses of vodka and one ashtray. The elderly man rubbed his stubbly chin, bushy grey eyebrows furrowed in consternation…
Waxx's entry Waxx (author) 2010-02-04
Dmitri cradled her in his arms, carrying her the short distance to his office and resting her gently on the couch. She was deathly pale, shivering and breathing shallowly, her eyes staring blankly…
CONFISCATED DOCUMENT 847-26, "CALENDAR" Waxx (author) 2010-01-15
Document 847-26 was removed by security teams from Site 17's third floor break room after shots were exchanged between Agent ██████████ and Dr. ██████ resulting in the requirement of a new clone body….
CONFISCATED DOCUMENT 941-B Waxx (author) 2009-10-12
Document 941-B was located in the men's lavatory at Site ██ June 3, ████. Despite an authorized review by the on-site forensic department, there are as of yet no clues as to who is responsible for…
Reddawn Waxx (author) 2009-08-10
Memories From A Past Life Waxx (author) 2009-07-30
The summer sun hung low in the sky, turning the clouds all shades of orange, red, and purple, sunbeams shining through the pine trees that lined the sides of this unpaved road. They drove slowly in…
Badges And Scorecards Waxx (author) 2009-05-07
Leningrad, December 1979: The flicker of your nightlight casts an unsettling glow throughout your small bedroom and the wind rattles your window, keeping you from finding sleep. Your young mind runs…
A Day Of Infamy - A short story of SCP-705 Waxx (author) 2009-04-30
The field marshal peered through his binoculars at the soon-to-be battlefield laid out before him. His epaulets gleamed in the warm light, a soft breeze tickling his well groomed moustache as he…
Another Day On The Job weizhong (author) 2017-02-13
“Foxchaser, do you have eyes on?” “Affirmative Sky Kennel. Transmitting coordinates to you as we speak.” “Coordinates received. Aerial scans show some signs of recent reality manipulation, be…
After The End weizhong (author) 2016-09-18
The skip was proving to be significantly more difficult to deal with than I had anticipated. As in, it was actively attempting to carve my face into a nice confetti, and then sprinkle my con-face-tti…
All Work and No Play weizhong (author) 2015-07-31
“How long do you think he’s going to take this time?” Katsuo scratched his chin and checked his watch. “Who knows. He certainly doesn't seem to be in a rush. Yuudai Shibata and Katsuo Tanaka sat in…
The Space Soldier weizhong (author) 2015-04-05
The little boy didn’t really know what to do with it. “Daddy, what is it?” “Well, son, it’s a toy.” “Why does it look so funny?” “I made it for you myself! That’s what makes it special.” “But I wanted…
Trip Hammer weizhong (author) 2014-10-16
“Tell me that you’ve got something that we can actually use, please, for the love of all the gods and spirits.” Commander Minori Iwata sighed as she promptly eased herself into a chair at the…
Of Meetings and Meals weizhong (author) 2014-09-08
“Papa, papa!” The young girl’s shrieks greeted Katsuo Tanaka as he opened the door. With a weary smile on his face, the detective knelt down to grab his daughter in a hug. “Looks like someone’s happy…
Eulogies weizhong (author) 2014-08-14
The pallbearers carried out the coffin to the center of the grassy area. Dr. Louef assisted them, as the members of Site 118’s Gamma Wing slowly filed into the audience, dressed in respectful mourning…
Spirit Dust weizhong (author) 2014-05-25
It was almost ready. Kaoru held the spoon carefully over the small lighter. After checking his watch, he opened the small paper packet with his left hand, while carefully holding the spoon and its…
The Tinkerer weizhong (author) 2014-04-03
Once upon a time, there was a small cabin in the woods. The cabin was the home to an old man, greying and stooped over, yet possessing a kindly smile to all who he saw. The warm and cozy cabin was…
Leisure Time weizhong (author) 2014-03-08
“Commencing testing on SCP-715,” Dr. Louef said into the voice recorder. He glanced at the testing chamber from within the observation room. The photobooth sat inside, as innocent as could be, while a…
Right? weizhong (author) 2014-02-25
“Sign the form on lines 3, 5, 18, and 23. This last statement is finalizing the agreement that in return for a month of service in scientific testing for the Foundation, you will be released from your…
The Meaning of Fear weizhong (author) 2014-02-13
So, what's on the itinerary for today? Dr. Albert Wensley squinted at a neatly printed schedule made by his secretary. You have a meeting with the assistant researchers today at 10, a quarterly…
A Broken Tool weizhong (author) 2014-01-18
They promised me glory. I wanted peace. They told me This shall advance the glorious Revolution. I wanted nothing to do with the Revolution. They said it would barely hurt. I screamed until I could…
Damnation Wils (author) 2017-01-14
Note: This is part twelve in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Deliverance first, or start from…
Deliverance Wils (author) 2017-01-14
Note: This is part eleven in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Endings first, or start from the…
Endings Wils (author) 2017-01-01
Note: This is part ten in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Forgiveness first, or start from the…
Forgiveness Wils (author) 2016-08-29
Note: This is part nine in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Comfort Breaks first, or start from…
Comfort Breaks Wils (author) 2016-05-16
Note: This is part eight in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Victims, or start from the beginning At the Library. ° ° ° Harold Maine pulled another beer from the…
Victims Wils (author) 2016-05-02
Note: This is part seven in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Webs, or start from the beginning At the Library. The police officer barred her way. “I'm sorry, you…
Webs Wils (author) 2016-04-28
Note: This is part six in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry 7 Degrees of Separation, or start from the beginning At the Library. Harold Maine watched the tiny…
7 Degrees of Separation Wils (author) 2016-04-24
Note: This is part five in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Paris, Texas, or start from the beginning At the Library. Carol Paris opened the door. “Hi dad,” she…
Paris, Texas Wils (author) 2016-04-15
Note: This is part four in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Autocorrect, or start from the beginning At the Library. Calvin Paris sat and contemplated the man…
Autocorrect Wils (author) 2016-04-13
Note: This is part three in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry The Harold Maine Fan Club, or start from the beginning At the Library. The man tried again.“I'm…
The Harold Maine Fan Club Wils (author) 2016-04-10
This is part two in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry At the Library first. “Hey! Hey wait!” Aidan Brown, half-human, half-lobster, continued walking - or…
At the Library Wils (author) 2016-03-25
Note: This is part one in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982 Harold Maine sat at the desk and leafed through the medical dictionary. Did you even…
Golan Wils (author) 2015-07-25
Date: 2015-02-15 Time: 17:56 From: Subsite 23-Delta-K6 Lead Research Analyst Dr Marion Kelster To: Subsite 23-Delta-K6 Chief Security Officer Frank Onegra Subject: RE: (Ex)Agent Paris -…
As Time Draws Near Wilt does not match any existing user name (author) 2013-02-06
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             Diviner Anzak, if you'd please join me on the stage? Anzak…
Shadow in the Wake Wilt does not match any existing user name (author) 2013-01-27
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             I am dying. Long ago did I know this; I had begun to slow in…
Greener Pastures Wogglebug (author) 2015-03-28
It used to be different, but I suppose that all old men say that. That back in the day the air was cleaner, or the sun was brighter, or that the grass was greener. That’s how they remember it, so…
Rising Tide Wogglebug (author) 2013-02-06
In the very bowels of the earth, up against the hard heat of the rocks and the cool of the abyssal water, emerges a creature of born of darkness and stone. Covered in spines of rock and mud-brown…
Antediluvian Wogglebug (author) 2013-02-03
I walk. The Elder had always spoken so greatly of this day to me. He said that on the day on which a boy sets out, alone, to the top of the island, he begins his journey into manhood. I can feel the…
Dust Wogglebug (author) 2012-10-02
An old man stands alone in a dusty room. The man, who is older than the room and a great deal dustier, walks slowly along a row of shelves. It is dark and the man cannot see what is on the shelves,…
The Thing That Hates Wogglebug (author) 2012-06-28
On a primordial beach a slimy thing climbs up onto the shore. It has abandoned its spawn-brothers, leaving them to the Great Beasts of the sea. It opens its new lungs, relishing in the sweet flavors…
Flamingos Wogglebug (author) 2012-06-14
Note: The following audio transcripts were recovered from an audio listening device found installed inside the home telephone of Arthur Windsworth during the recovery operation of SCP-1507. The origin…
Corrido of the Man with Eyes in the Back of His Head WrongJohnSilver (author) 2017-02-26
The afternoon sun shone relentlessly on a remote corner of the Arizona desert, a flat plain dotted with little more than scrub, rolling hills on the horizon. No cloud served to mitigate the heat and…
Empedocles WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-12-29
Hippocrates, I have heard about your research into the composition of man. Your methods are impeccable, and I commend you on not focusing on the realm of gods, but on nature itself to determine the…
Skeeve Online WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-05-21
Incident Report 2662-93 SCP-2662 reported an anomalous transmission to the Foundation associated with a recent video game purchase. Subject's copy of ██████ ██████ █ came with an undocumented bonus…
Lust in the Time of Anomalous Cholera WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-04-01
Hello? Little weak people, what's wrong? Oh, all doubled over in agony from a little something? Unable to guard the containment chambers while your bowels empty? Hahaha! Oh, I will get my revenge on…
Bigger Than Jesus WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-12-16
« The Journal of K. M. Sandoval | Hub | A Convincing Lyre » Hello, young lady. What brings you here? Emma narrowed her eyes slightly at the man before her. The old man. Had to be in his eighties….
Funerals Are Fun WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-12-07
My brother Ross died a week ago in a freak accident involving a slow loris. Turns out, they're related to monkeys, and poisonous. Who knew? I never knew Ross was into slow lorises, anyway. The doctor…
Twisted Together WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-05-23
Rashaun shook his head. What did I just watch? he thought, as he opened his laptop. He entered the keycode for a Foundation online conference room and waited for the other members of his emergency…
100 Feet of ROPE! WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-05-19
“Yo Rashaun, I know you always like the weird shit, check this out!” It had been a long day at the Foundation, and Agent Rashaun Washington just wanted to see what his friends—his normal friends, the…
It's Just A Dream WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-03-01
Incident 209-A Experiment 209-A Experiment 209-B Experiment 209-C Hey. Up late? Thought you were off duty. What you got there? Oh, I'm just going over the old reports from SCP-209 again. You…

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Kit's Bloomin' Adventure Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-07-30
Kit found himself enjoying the brick wall in the alleyway as two large men with identical looks on their identical faces strolled past him. For a moment, he nuzzled his cheek against the wall, liking…
And Then, Kit Slept Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-07-04
It was the bright colours of the tattoo that caught his attention. On the back of her neck, were two eyes. They were different colours - ‘heterochromia iridum’ his brain supplied, seeking out the word…
"It Might Have Been". Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-04-29
[Trigger warning - non-explicit description of rape.] “Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.” ~ John Greenleaf Whittier It was overcast, that day. For many…
April Fools Zappanale (author) 2012-05-16
“Termination” is a word we heard a lot in this place. It was mostly heard over intercoms, or through the grape vines as gossip between the dorms. They didn't like that we talked between dorms at all,…
Rough Beast zaratustra (author) 2013-02-22
Book of Movements, Third Gear: 00:01:00 And God was torn into six parts, and those parts were sent to the edges of the world, so that none that knew Its name might recover them. 00:02:00 The parts…
Pilot zaratustra (author) 2012-07-09
CAPTION THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN REDACTED BY THE FOUNDATION ETHICS COMITTEE AND BY THE COGNITOHAZARD DEPARTMENT. REDACTED MATERIAL AVAILABLE ON LEVEL 5 CERTIFICATION. SECURE - CONTAIN - PROTECT FADE IN…
Brother's Keeper zaratustra (author) 2012-05-23
It was ironic, in a way. In a CK-event or NK-event extinction scenario, all SCPs that could be terminated were to be terminated, so that whatever shreds remained of humanity could have at least a…
Knee-Deep In The Keter zaratustra (author) 2012-01-21
SCP-076-2, Ablu ben Adam, grandchild of God, was covered in blood, charred by acid, burnt by fire, and having the time of his life. The Slipgate project, they had told him on his one hour of the day…
The Book Zekky (author) 2012-04-09
“The Book teaches. The Book guides.” Alia repeated the mantra to herself, her voice trembling. The Keeper of the Book had performed her Last Reading several days ago, and now her body was being…
On the Foundation’s Practice of the International System of Units and the Urgency for a Novel System of Measurements zkidanomalous (author) 2017-06-28
Dr. Edward A. Llewellyn, Esq. Senior Researcher Mail Box 3795, Site-██ gro.noitadnuof|nyllewellae#gro.noitadnuof|nyllewellae 27 December 20██ O5-1 through O5-13 The Overseer Council [DATA EXPUNGED]…
On the Home Front zkidanomalous (author) 2017-06-19
You sit down in your office chair. You look down the hallway At the hundreds of skips’ cells, (Roars throughout the dark hallway) Reminded of all the work to do To keep your world safe from harm….
rabbit here, rabbit there Zmax15 (author) 2017-03-07
Drone in place. Sensors are green. Readings stable. ROGER, MOBILE STATION. CONFIRMATION TO DRILL. Confirmation received. Drilling now. We’re getting more resistance than expected. Estimated Mohs…
My Loever, the Dog: The Incredibly True Story of Kain Pathos Crow Zmax15 (author) 2016-04-01
My Lover, the Dog - Part one I’d always heard about Kain Pathos Crow, but I’d neve understood what he really was. He was a dog, but like that, so much a man. We were alone, I his new lab asisstant,…
2525 North Waterworks St. Zmax15 (author) 2016-03-07
Task Force Designation: MTF Lambda-5 (Λ-5) Type: Combat/Containment Distribution: Specialized Response Moniker: White Rabbits Specialization: Operation in and containment of unstable, surreal, and…
Every Other Day Zmax15 (author) 2015-09-09
SCP-507 heads on a wild adventure through wacky parallel universes, and may just learn his own shocking origins!                                                                           …
Dossier - FSF Delivery Zolgamax (author) 2015-03-19
Overview Crew List Dispatch Timeline Experimental Components Buffer Protocol Official Designation: Foundation Space Forces Light vessel Varuna [Modified] Delivery Design Summary: The Delivery…
Where Bad Children Go Zolgamax (author) 2014-11-22
Though a powerful mind can overwrite all of existence, it requires significant discipline to truly eradicate what has come before. A burst of reality-altering energy, if unfocused, might radically…
That's the Spirit! Zolgamax (author) 2014-10-31
Agent Isaac Allred-Smith was not having a good October. It had all started on September 30, when he'd filed a request for temporary leave. Under Reason for Request , he'd written, Too much goddamn…
The Ballad of Region 352 Zolgamax (author) 2014-10-16
The following document was recovered from the field journal of LMTF 352-Dalet agent Isaac Allred-Smith during a routine documentation audit. At the request of Regional Director Kate McTiriss, it has…
Birth by Guitar Zolgamax (author) 2014-06-24
Some people are fond of saying that those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. It would be more accurate to say that history is doomed to repeat itself. - Excerpt from The Coolest…
A Disturbance Zolgamax (author) 2014-03-09
The boardroom, as always, was stuffy. The windows had been painted over years ago, and nothing had ever been done about it. Though the issue was brought up from time to time at Board Meetings, it…
Decompression Zyn (author) 2016-05-10
“Wake up. We’re going to the beach.” At the sound of his supervisor’s voice, Researcher Riven Mercer looked up from his stack of documents, a slightly-crazed look in his eyes. “…Is this an…
M13 Personnel Memorabilia Log Zyn (author) 2016-02-24
Accessing Personal Personnel Miscellaneous Memorabilia and Records Log Compiled by Manu Thirteen (Artificial Intelligence System, MTF Rho-19) Loading database entries Compilation Sweep 3 (Mission…
Snakes And Ladders Zyn (author) 2015-04-22
A lot of people pass through Site-19. The most common movement is the daily rush from lab station to experimental room to cafeteria back to lab station (with a few detours to the restrooms). Then…
A Sort of Challenge Zyn (author) 2015-03-01
It was eight in the morning and researcher Riven Mercer was on fire. That fact was probably something he should be more worried about, he thought to himself as he walked a pace and a half to his right…
Remember You Zyn (author) 2014-11-29
Today was a filing day, as far as Riven could tell. Kiryu Labs processed a cache of anomalous items every week. Generally, said anomalous items usually came accompanied by some basic safety…
Memory of a Masterpiece Zyn (author) 2014-09-16
Expedition log ███ Item Class: Not Applicable (anomalous object) Current Location: deciduous forest in ██████, ███████ (relocation discouraged) Temporary Designation: AO-9131 Day 1 Notes: AO-9131…
Birdseed Zyn (author) 2014-07-08
Twitter. Tweet. Chirp. Cheep. Glarblegurglewurblebruuuupslurp. There are many words for the sounds of birds, Sylvain Ailier thinks to himself. But it’s hard to get the sounds of the words right….
Reality Check Zyn (author) 2014-04-21
Item #: [pending] / SCP-XXXX Object Class: Safe Doctor Kiryu sat at his office desk, assorted experiment logs strewn around his workspace as he scribbled on the topmost sheet of paper. He didn’t look…
Ailier Zyn (author) 2013-09-21
This would have been the first project she’d have been a part of, the first report her name would be printed in full, not her brother’s, not Dr. Mark Kiryu, no, but somehow the object was proving…
Irrational Zyn (author) 2013-08-23
Dr. Kiryu hummed absentmindedly, prodding the back of his assistant’s chair with his foot. The assistant in question gave a long-suffering sigh of annoyance. “Mark, what are you doing?” “Practicing my…
Sacrifice Zyn (author) 2013-03-08
“They’re genetically identical to non-anomalous European honey bees.” Dr. Kiryu removed his glasses and tossed them onto his desk, sighing. An unexpected interception of a Marshall, Carter, and Dark…
Salut d'Amour Zyn (author) 2013-02-15
Another couple came to visit today. The man played a piece I’d never heard before, perhaps slow jazz; he wasn’t too much of a pianist, so I helped him out. He just needed to relax his wrists and get…
Impressions Zyn (author) 2013-01-29
A decoration of sorts. First thing I saw at the facility. Tyhjä fidgeted. Everything here made him feel uncomfortable for some reason, maybe it was the simplicity of the unadorned, unremarkable…
Arbitrary Darkness Zyn (author) 2013-01-18
Another collection of villanelles based on SCP articles. The first is here. 003 917 1293 1468 1522 1541 1553 1595 1640 1832 1863 2989 Biological Motherboard [for thedeadlymoose] Goddess,…
More than Ever Zyn (author) 2012-10-12
I was feeling more down than usual when I borrowed that book. I must have been, otherwise I probably would have passed it by. But then again I guess I really wasn’t expecting her to leave the way she…
Into That Good Night Zyn (author) 2012-08-27
A collection of villanelles based on SCP articles. The second is here. 086 091 121 134 469 506 776 1045 1171 1217 1231 1440 1510 1599 1673 1802 _­___-J The Office of Dr. REDACTED [for Voct]…
Dreaming Zyn (author) 2012-08-20
I. Praefatio These well-lit rooms and stainless halls Are host to choruses of fear Behind each door a nightmare calls Contained by persons without peer Another test requires my aid I pass the doors…
Slumbering Zyn (author) 2012-08-20
“And who would you be?” “Oh, I’m new… Here’s my ID.” “You’re the person working with that butterfly… One… one four… five something, right? Feeding duty or something of the like? Down the stairs,…
Waking Zyn (author) 2012-08-14
Why am I here? This place gives me nightmares, but never really the right ones to discourage me from coming back. The horrors and chills are the waking kind, which manifest in the darkness when I’m…

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Tabled Theories (account deleted) (author) 2013-09-30
They ate in silence, politely ignoring each other. The Doctor was busy writing away at a pad, so engrossed in his work he was hardly noticing what he was actually eating. The Research Assistant was…
The First, the Last 9Volt (author) 2017-06-18
The faint lights of distant stars littered the weary sky, redirected in a multitude of ways through the stale atmosphere. Down below the cloudless heavens was the debris of an underworld. The wrecks…
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