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A Memorandum Taffeta (author) 2016-09-21
OFFICIAL ETHICS COMMITTEE MEMORANDUM From: Dr. Adileh Khayyam, Site-43 Psychologist and Humanoid Anomaly Specialist To: Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian, Ethics Committee Liaison Re: Harrassment of…
Crossing the Frame Taffeta (author) 2017-07-29
« Previously: I Care Because You Do If you travelled the multiverse for long enough, you saw the things that never changed no matter where you went. One of those things was inconvenient traffic…
Damnatio Memoriae Taffeta (author) 2017-04-25
I once knew Aaron Siegel — a mathematician, a physicist, so many more in his brief flare of a lifespan — and yet at the end of it all he was a teacher, a man attempting to spread the fire he stole…
Do Not Go Gentle Taffeta (author) 2017-05-27
She counts out the un-bullets in the monstrosity of conceptual circuitry that's replaced the magazine on this gun: it takes a lot more than just steel and a prayer to hold an anticoncept in one…
I Am Not There, I Did Not Die Taffeta (author) 2018-02-17
I promise he won't feel anything. … I've done this tens of times before. Worst-case scenario, what happens to him today would've happened to him in six months. Definitely less painful for him this…
I Care Because You Do Taffeta (author) 2017-07-24
As I touched the face of the body with a single gloved hand, the first thought that ran through my mind was that it had a face, and that was never an especially common sight around here. Our Jane…
I Stand Atop a Spiral Stair Taffeta (author) 2016-12-28
It was a soundless stellar morning when I held my audience with my creator. I'd come looking for a resolution, but I'd left my resolve behind, which was why I was smoking in my cabin, half-hearted…
Matterminded Taffeta (author) 2017-01-17
Philadelphia, The Navy Yard 2031 Dr. Vanessa Graff is sitting at a table overlooking the ocean, hands trembling with the greatest rush she has ever experienced in her life, when the woman who…
Operation LLEWYN DARK Taffeta (author) 2016-08-31
Operation LLEWYN DARK Geas Overview After-Action Report: Operation LAPLACIAN MIDNIGHT OVERVIEW OF OPERATION LLEWYN DARK Overview On July 19th, 1981, Prometheus Astrotechnologies' first…
Suspect Ratio Taffeta (author) 2018-09-13
« Previously: The Dedekind-Infinite Demographic Between the fursuit and the magic staff, Katherine Sinclair figured that the former was far more likely to get her stopped at customs. But when the…
The Dedekind Infinite Demographic Taffeta (author) 2017-12-29
He was always surprised at just how simple it was to steal from the gods. The Librarian was a robed semi-human thing with an ink-stained hand for a head. Despite its frail appearance, whatever it…
The Fountain of Lamneth Taffeta (author) 2016-08-22
Agent Kanako Yamada grumbles and slumps in her stool at the bar, her arms propping her head up and stopping it from smacking into the glass of whiskey on the table. She adjusts her vest irritably…
The Martini Police Taffeta (author) 2018-05-21
Where does an Overseer even live? It's a good question, and one each member of the Council answers in their own way. Most of them opt for the classics: bunkers beneath half a kilometer of bedrock;…
To Be Noir Not To Be Taffeta (author) 2016-09-25
Some time in the 1920s, almost a century before there were such things as Markov plot generators or infrafictional constructs, a dirt-broke novelist in the middle of L.A. somehow discovered the…
Zyn: kaiju butterfly ninja master Taffeta (author) 2016-04-01
SCP-682 barreled down the hallway, its tail swinging to and fro like a Newton's cradle of thunderous destruction. Its roar turned the hallways into tremulous noise-affected goop as the staff of…
3. Mr. Money Tanhony (author) 2011-09-16
Hi there. My name is Mr. Money. Don't worry, I just need somebody to talk to. Seeing as it's just you and me on this bus, it might as well be you. I'd talk to the driver, but there's a sign right…
9. Mr. Clumsy Tanhony (author) 2011-09-22
Dear Diary My name is Mr. Clumsy and I have died forty seven times today. I think the first time was when I was walking down the trail. I just went over to a cactus, thinking I could get some water….
A Little Chat Tanhony (author) 2011-10-22
Drip, drip, drip. Blood fell from Harold Jacobs' shattered nose onto the polished, tiled floor. He feebly tried to look up as he heard a rasping cough, but Valley's thugs did their job too well. A…
Behind the Scenes Tanhony (author) 2011-10-04
Ah, hello there. No, don't get up. Put down the gun though, it won't do anything. I'm not real, how could you shoot me? There we go. See, isn't that much nicer? All friends. Face that window,…
BobbleCon 2018 Tanhony (author) 2018-02-13
Item #: SCP-993 Object Class: Safe Uncontained "So," said Rodge, driving a pick into the corpse’s back. "What was your favourite episode?" "Has to be seventy-eight," replied Lindsay, eyes far-off…
Communication Log Magenta Tanhony (author) 2011-10-28
Welcome to the Site 31 Modulated Message System (M.M.S). … You have identified as Dr. Warren Large (Level 3). Is this correct? RP-WL-3: yes Thank you for signing in. Does the black moon howl?…
Fun Tanhony (author) 2011-11-16
Valley lay in his bed, wheezing as he spoke with his head of security over the radio. "Are my preparations in place?" he gasped, still managing to bring menace into every syllable. A few seconds…
Game Day Part 1: Preliminaries Tanhony (author) 2011-10-05
One month before Tempest Night… A single brown leaf blew through the long-abandoned corridors of Site 17. Skeletons lay in the hallways where they had fallen. An alarm blared through the corridors,…
Property of Communication Verifier ████, SPC Corporation Tanhony (author) 2011-10-01
I remember what it was like before this, but I keep on forgetting. Even when I remember. I don't know how I remember, I simply do. The world has gone wrong; we have opened the Box. I do not know…
Recorded Tanhony (author) 2011-10-08
I remember for the otherss, they are too sloww - It was raining red on Ito. It always rained red, red drops into red oceans, filled with the red blood of dead creatures. Appi-210-352-399 sped…
Shark Tale Tanhony (author) 2011-10-26
I was led into the room by two men in black, their eyes hidden by sunglasses. Maybe they felt pity for what was about to happen to me, maybe they didn’t. One of them shoved me down into a chair. Did…
Sudden Thoughts Tanhony (author) 2012-02-26
I enjoy the way this one feels. The symphony of voices that echo within my slimy shell agree with me. This one is good. Smooth. The voices flee through my skin and into him. He enjoys it. They all…
The Case of the Missing Hand Tanhony (author) 2012-01-15
It was upon the morning of the seventeenth of October when I encountered my long-term friend and companion Mr. Sherlock Holmes knocking upon the door of my residence. As I opened the door, I…
The Night Beach Tanhony (author) 2018-02-18
"Let us be in agreement then. Our organization will be the foundation for humanity's survival in the coming century, and will be named as such." O5-1 took a sip of his drink. Orange juice — it was…
The Revolution Will Be Televised Tanhony (author) 2018-02-23
Previously… In a land that had once known nothing but war, a king spoke with his adviser. The king was a peacemaker and the adviser a warmonger. The adviser had served the king's father, and his…
Welcome to the Future Tanhony (author) 2011-10-25
Please sit down, Dr. Hurst. I am Dr. Roy. Please don’t stare. I apologise for the search, but we could not be entirely sure you were genuine. We’ve had quite a few people over the last few months…
What Lies Ahead Tanhony (author) 2013-03-24
Agent Silas walked through the bazaar, taking special care not to touch any of the passers-by. You heard stories about people coming down with horrible diseases after spending a day in a Luna…
A Circus for MC&D Ltd Tara Unknown (author) 2011-10-05
The dinner show provided by Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. had been surprisingly pedestrian that evening. The magician, although skilled and pretty, hadn't performed anything other than the usual…
Nightmare Tara Unknown (author) 2012-01-31
It was a hallway, corridor, somewhat familiar, but dark. Clean. Cold. Sterile. Emergency lights flickered, but it was dark. Rosalind wondered where she could possibly be. She walked down the hall,…
Truth, Justice, & the Foundation Way Tarr2k (author) 2018-10-26
Col. Wallace squinted through the gaps in the planks over the boarded up plate glass window of the bar. They were massing. Sheer numbers was their game, and in their place, it was probably the move…
Inside The Wall taylor_itkin (author) 2018-08-28
There is a girl who lives inside of my wall. She is shorter than me and has long black hair. Sometimes she likes to stand on things to pretend that she is taller than me. I like being taller, but it…
She Waits taylor_itkin (author) 2017-10-23
The woman is alone. She sits on the floor, covered in charcoal. The smell of burnt wood and decay behind her. She lifts a glass to her lips and drinks, the burn of alcohol hot on her throat. She…
The World Within taylor_itkin (author) 2017-10-30
The world was swimming. Colors- vibrant, piercing colors were everywhere. “D-3975.” There was no up, no down. No left or right. “D-3975.” Spinning, swirling, tumbling, floati- “D-3975!” Dug’s eyes…
Hats teaflower (author) 2010-04-15
I have not been here long. I do not know much. But if there's one thing I know, it is this: Alto Clef cannot die. The guy is immortal, I swear. He can sit in 682’s containment cell for an hour and…
Rights' Birthday Party teaflower (author) 2010-07-19
One learns very quickly that any quiet day at Site 19 is not a good day. Inevitably, something like a containment breach of something horrible and terrifying happens, or there’s chowder in the…
Sycamore Center Preparatory teaflower (author) 2010-09-04
Ah, September. That wonderful time of year when big yellow buses rumble down suburban streets, when schoolyards are alive with the shriek and laughter of children, when highschools are bustling with…
The Doors Are Grey DrMagnus (author)
TechDoomsday (author)
2018-09-27
The doors are grey of my gaol they my thoughts betwixt my sleep return to silence wroth and cold. Your days are spent in deepest thought mine are drain'd, in useless keep You call me 'threat', to…
Casefile for Simferopol Technician Downs (author) 2016-01-07
HMO-1200 DOC HMO-1241 DOC HMO-1242 DOC HMO-1243 THIS DOCUMENT IS CLASSIFIED RESTRICTED MERCURY FILE CONTROL NO.: CDR-4396 #7 HANDLING OFFICE: DIRECTORATE OF TASK FORCES WARNING This…
My Dearest Mary Technician Downs (author) 2012-10-22
FIELD REPORT. ATTACHED: Copies of documents found on the instance's person. ATTACHMENTS: DOCUMENT #AF1293-1: My Dearest Mary, I hope this letter finds you well. I do not know if it will reach you…
Of Blackmail and Bribery Technician Downs (author) 2013-02-04
The door swung open, casting light into the dark room. In the entryway stood an old man. His face was creased with age, blushed red, and wet with tears. His head was bare, whiskers coated his chin,…
Of Politics Technician Downs (author) 2013-03-04
David entered the apartment block, covering his mouth with a soiled silk rag. It did not help much; his lungs itched and burned from the dense haze that blanketed the city, which served as a…
The Shark, Pt.1 Technician Downs (author) 2014-09-04
The Lion’s Head Hotel was not a hotel. The word “hotel” typically evokes the mental image of one of those swanky, New York City high-rise hotels, with red velvet carpeting in the lobby and…
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-09-29
“Mom, stop fussing with it,” Shawn Wheeler groaned. “My collar is fine.” The doorbell rang. “I’ll stop fussing with it when it’s fixed, Shawn,” his mother replied, “and that’ll happen faster if you…
Last Mission of Zeus-4 TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-02-13
Recovery Log Transcript Date: ██/██/████ Recovery Team: Mobile Task Force Zeus-4 "Dire Thunder" Subject: Site-22 Team Lead: Alpha Team Members: Omega, Gamma, Delta Abstract: After Site-22 suffered…
Most Beautiful Things TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-08-09
Stories are a thing of great power. What is history if not a type of story, told by those who prevailed? What power is there in knowing nothing of where your people began? Our memories are long, our…
Not with a Whimper but with a Bang TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-05-24
Emma should have put a bullet in his head when he initially displayed signs of infection. That was protocol. She didn’t. She couldn’t. The only thing for it was to quarantine him where he wouldn’t…
The Scent of the Worm TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-09-06
The apartment complex had too many entrances for Nathan’s taste, but that was the cost of doing business in this case. There was also the matter of it being one-thirty on a Thursday night, and in…
Tricks TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-10-17
She never saw it coming. No one did. It plunged the fingers of one bony hand between her shoulder blades and felt her flesh melt and bubble around them. She sizzled like steak in the cold autumn…
Worse Than Fear TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-02-06
Jo Lowe was not the brightest person at Site 118. She was not the most skilled, or the most punctual, or the most professional. It was usually for one of these reasons, or one of her many other…
Skippy tehburntone (author) 2012-08-19
This is the twenty-third time I'm doing it. I log into the system (which, thankfully, isn't sentient) and once again get into my personal log. This is the twenty-third different report of my death…
The Orb is the Key TexasBigfoot (author) 2011-11-22
Excerpts from the personal diary of Nikola Tesla, March 18th, 1901, regarding SCP-627, obtained from his apartment on January 7th, 1943 by SCP Agent [EXPUNGED] Warden bought me the land. The deal is…
Chapter 1: Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It... thattallfellow (author) 2012-06-06
Brink Dangerguts and the Shard of Thermopylae Several copies of this anonymous manuscript have been found scattered across Site 19 over the past month. Despite its near-total factual inaccuracy, it…
Chapter 2: How to Hold a Debate while Skydiving thattallfellow (author) 2012-06-06
Brink Dangerguts and the Shard of Thermopylae Several copies of this anonymous manuscript have been found scattered across Site 19 over the past month. Despite its near-total factual inaccuracy, it…
Chapter 3: Lights, Cairo, Action!! thattallfellow (author) 2012-06-20
Brink Dangerguts and the Shard of Thermopylae Several copies of this anonymous manuscript have been found scattered across Site 19 over the past month. Despite its near-total factual inaccuracy, it…
SCP Fronts The Administrator (author) 2008-09-17
The Foundation uses the presence of other businesses and organizations as frontages to mask the existence of the SCP Foundation. These may be anything from local flower shops to international…
A Completed Chronicle The Great Hippo (author)
2018-01-02
Meanwhile Croesus, taking the oracle in a wrong sense, led his forces into Cappadocia, fully expecting to defeat Cyrus and destroy the empire of the Persians. While he was still engaged in making…
Breathe The Great Hippo (author) 2018-07-23
Previous: Dark Side Discography The 1982 Chrysler Fifth Avenue she nicked down in Bristol has a V8 engine with enough pep to plow a Sherman tank straight through Hell. Once it gets going,…
Don Quixote vs Classy Carlos The Great Hippo (author) 2018-09-01
Somewhere in Site-19… Agent Diego sits and weeps inside a bathroom stall. "And that, my friend," the crudely drawn figure informs her, "is why. The truth is written as clear as day on your…
Down with the Sickness The Great Hippo (author) 2018-09-11
Previous: Don Quixote vs Classy Carlos It feels like there's a frenzied nest of ferocious ferrets digging their way out from behind Agent Diego's eye-sockets. It feels like her brain is slathered…
Foundations The Great Hippo (author) 2018-09-08
Hartliss Detective Agency The Great Hippo (author)
2017-07-17
Capone's 'Outfit' operates out of South Chicago with impunity, handing out stacks of green to keep everyone minding their own damn business. And if the green ain't green enough? A couple pounds of…
In The Garden The Great Hippo (author)
2017-07-24
And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And…
It's the End of the World as You Know It (And I Feel Fine) The Great Hippo (author) 2018-08-28
"Who are you and how did you get down here?" Three pistols target Adelaide's vital points. The OEI agent lifts her arms and shows the Foundation agents her empty hands. "So, this is going to sound…
Money The Great Hippo (author) 2018-08-11
Previous: Us and Them FROM: ID# ERROR <435eA1osTP.Kked1ukm4J|jjOtZ1q9nu#435eA1osTP.Kked1ukm4J|jjOtZ1q9nu> TO: Robert Malthus <noitadnuof.pcs|suhtlamr#noitadnuof.pcs|suhtlamr> SUBJECT: RE: Mendel…
Mutable State The Great Hippo (author) 2018-06-18
About half a pound: that's the first thing she remembers. It's the difference between an empty fifteen-round nine-millimeter magazine and a full one. When equipped with a fully loaded cartridge, the…
Never Metafictional Character I Didn't Like The Great Hippo (author)
2017-11-25
"So, I don't think this is — ah, well, given your recent performance — I just don't think it's working out." Mr. Tuttle hated conversations like these. They always left him so flustered and…
On the Run The Great Hippo (author) 2018-07-27
Previous: Breathe Robert Malthus is a striking man. This is not on account of his build (which is notable), nor on account of his clothes (which are black). It's because of his scar. The snarl…
Red Harvest The Great Hippo (author)
2018-01-22
Previous: The Long Goodbye Lakewood is a long stretch of nothing leading no where. The resort town got hit hard by the Spanish Influenza in 1916; all that's left now is a few empty homes and a…
The Great Gig In The Sky The Great Hippo (author) 2018-08-02
Previous: Time (Reprise) Six subjects float in darkness, suspended in water; their unblinking eyes and intubated mouths are obscured beneath featureless black hoods. They are arranged in a…
The Long Goodbye The Great Hippo (author)
2017-07-20
Previous: Hartliss Detective Agency I'm sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And…
Time (Reprise) The Great Hippo (author) 2018-07-30
Previous: On the Run Two months prior. Booting disk… … … … ErzatzBIOS 4.0 Release 6.1 Copyright P-Labs (1955-1998) All Rights Reserved BIOS version 39.06 Osworth Int. Gateway 9550 System…
Us and Them The Great Hippo (author) 2018-08-05
Previous: The Great Gig in the Sky A thick coat of morning mist drifts across the pond's surface, lazily stretching its way from one shore to the other. The rising sunlight blazes through it,…
Clef Dies The Raven (author) 2010-04-07
Disclaimer This was a joke. Please don't shoot me. Alto Clef waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were SCPs in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them…
"Apakht" thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-01
In the sublevels of Site 10, Dr. Yara Mirski raised the gemstone to the light with a gloved hand, in a gesture she'd repeated a hundred times before. She admired its black contours, broken up by the…
15. Ms. Sweetie thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-09-28
So this is it, isn't it. Yes, that's right, I'm Ms. Sweetie. The only Miss in the first few batches of Misters. Like the one girl Smurf. You know, women make up more than half the world's…
5. Mr. Mad thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-09-18
That goddamn bastard Stripes. I just heard the news - he's killed two of the others. At least it's not a discontinuation. But still. Dr. Wondertainment did it, of course. Stripes never thought a…
Awakenings thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-05
They came from beyond the world, from over the world, from under the world. They came from inside the stars and from behind the rain. They came from the known lands and they came from the secret…
Family thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
« Prisoners Showtime » Present Day Sigurrós Stefánsdóttir, the girl the Foundation called SCP-239, stirred in her coma-induced slumber. She was fidgeting anxiously in the dreamscape…
Game Day Part 1: Mastication, Deglutition, Emesis thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-10-17
"It's beautiful," Dr. Lesley Mause announced, zooming in on the wriggling cells taking up her monitor's screen. Dr. Drake looked over her shoulder, still wearing the same bored expression he'd had…
Ganymede thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-06
Erichthonius begat Tros, king of the Trojans, and Tros had three noble sons, Ilus, Assaracus, and Ganymede who was comeliest of mortal men; wherefore the gods carried him off to be Jove's…
In The End thedeadlymoose (author) 2018-06-15
You've done a hundred rituals like this. You can tell something's off, different this time. It's not the ritual. The ritual is the same, you're pretty sure. Not that you can be totally sure. You…
It's All True thedeadlymoose (author) 2016-04-02
The Factually Correct and Profoundly Engrossing Story of Rose Labelle, Savior of Site 19, Bane of the Anomalous, and Emissary of the Library, in which She Ventures into Lands Unknown to Search for…
Magic Orientation thedeadlymoose (author) 2016-03-07
Introduction Sigma-3 The Community The Library Magic Q&A "Hello. Thank you all for coming. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Dr. Tilda David Moose. I am the director of Site-19….
New Tricks (or: Youth Culture Killed My Dog) DrClef (author)
thedeadlymoose (author)
2015-04-01
Two Weeks Ago… In an unnamed garage in a facility that didn't exist, a dog was trying to repair a hydraulic servo. He raised his paw and tapped away on the specially built keyboard that he'd had…
Prisoners thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Family » "You know she's going to die, right? That you'll be asking a probable god to die?" "…" "Well, hell." The woman ground out her cigarette. "Better than an Earth-shaped hole in the…
Pythia's Wing thedeadlymoose (author) 2015-04-13
"You want to bring back Omega-7. What did you expect?" Ten smiled uncertainly. "Not bring back," she said. "Resurrect. In a new form. Better." The oracle's laughter vibrated in the air, personable…
Recovered Data File thedeadlymoose (author) 2012-02-26
Initializing Recovered Data File L246-A1780B23971C20987D091 Displaying data retrieval for Document ███-██████-██ [LEVEL 4 AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED] [INITIALIZING…] [DATA CORRUPT]e not clear…
Revelation thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-01
Yahweh walked into the Valley, more astonished than He could ever remember feeling. An astonishment beyond words. He had never been at a loss for words. The Valley — His Valley — was crowded. A…
Showtime thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
« Family Sisters » Present Day Two months passed since the strange final interview with Joanna Cross. The day began on which the Foundation's mistake would end the world. But Kendra Campbell…
Sisters thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
« Showtime Present Day Sigurrós faced off against the faceless entity in front of her with growing curiosity. She sent out her thoughts again, and probed further this time, feeling her mind…
The Gate Opens thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-01
Yahweh awoke in His human form in His room at Site 17, knowing that the hour had arrived. In an instant, He was at Site 0. The personnel in the control room, some half asleep, leapt to their feet as…
The High Court With The Magic Army thedeadlymoose (author) 2015-04-25
Before "I'm going to see the other members of the Council," Ten said. "I want you to come with me." Salt had known this was coming, since the visit to the oracles. Her first reaction was guarded…
The Manager thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-06-14
Good afternoon, Everett. May I call you Everett? Dr. Mann seems so impersonal. It's a fine summer day, isn't it? I'd offer you a drink, but it seems you're the host today. Don't be so shy. You want…
The Pale Horse (The Wayward Children) thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-06
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and…
The Seed of an Idea thedeadlymoose (author) 2015-03-26
The small briefing room was intended to seat twenty people. Now, it held maybe sixty. Each and every one of the people crammed into the room were from the highest echelons of the Foundation. At…
The White Horse (The Conqueror With The Golden Crown) thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-05
Yahweh walked through a wheat field in the southwestern part of the Jezreel Valley, restless. He had not stayed much longer in the other Valley, "His" Valley. It had been entirely too disturbing. A…
"I Quit." TheDuckman (author) 2015-03-26
"You, what?" Seven stared, aghast. She was the first of them to speak, but not the only one. "You can't do that!" Eight blustered, accusingly. He slammed his fist down on the table, and then shook…
12 Tales About A Factory TheDuckman (author) 2013-01-13
Good evening and welcome gentle readers. I'm sure many of you have read that wonderful piece of fiction known as 'SCP-001 is an O5s tale.' If you haven't, I'll give you a moment to go do so. I'll…
An Evening With Bright TheDuckman (author) 2009-07-23
One fine day in the Foundation, Dr. Bright finds the need to clean up some small problems. A researcher has been asking questions, and, worse, questioning Bright. And so it is that Dr. Jack Bright…
Annon TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-04
Warning: If you enjoyed the way Ecce Perago ended, then read no further. If you enjoy the thought of a grimdark Foundation, or have a low tolerance for quirkiness, this may not be the story you want…
Blind Date TheDuckman (author) 2017-03-18
Serra almost walked past him, she was so distracted. When she was on duty, she could ignore the worries of day to day life. She could section her thoughts away, focus only on the mission, whether…
Code Brown TheDuckman (author) 2015-12-24
“This is a bad idea,” mutters Dr. Jack Bright, currently in the body of a 54 year old Jewish butcher, who had been sentenced to death for killing his wife, and using her body as extra stuffing in…
Doctor Doctor Doctor TheDuckman (author) 2010-02-03
"I told them not to do it," Bright remarked offhandedly, over his shoulder. "I know you did," Bright replied, sweeping up the debris. It helped that he had a couple of extra pairs of hands to get…
Ecce Perago TheDuckman (author) 2011-10-26
And so, at last, it had come to this. Day after day, week after week, they had come to him. Talking to him. Telling him their lies, trying to see where he broke. They'd never realized how much they…
Fragments TheDuckman (author) 2011-05-09
AKA: Stuff You Will Never Use, But Wanted To Share The point of this page is simple. Everyone has pieces of stories, or articles, inside their head. Bits that you yourself may never use, but would…
Games Reality Benders Play TheDuckman (author) 2009-08-03
The old man stands over her hospital bed, staring down at the girl. She is wired to all sorts of machines, beeping and booping, all of them designed to keep her alive. All of them unneeded. He leans…
Here There Be TheDuckman (author) 2015-11-20
Monsters? No, no, no, it wasn't like that. We began with the best intentions. That might've gotten lost along the way, but it isn't how we started. We were young, and idealistic. I was in love. We…
In The End: Don't Go to Heaven Where the Angels Fry TheDuckman (author) 2014-03-13
The Duck Man sat before his computer, his eyes locked on the screen. A couple of hours ago, there had been some commotion at the site: distant explosions and things like that. He'd ignored it. That…
In the End: Elite TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
Pain. Pain, and fire, and then peace. For a long time, she remembered the peace. There was a light, so beautiful and calm, that she drifted towards. Her parents, though, her parents would miss her,…
In the End: Europe TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
"It's almost time." Allen kept his hand on the button, and his eyes glued to the monitor. He was alone in the booth, the same as an unknown number of compatriots. The system had been designed so…
In The End: Fiat Lux TheDuckman (author) 2014-08-15
The alarms were still going off. Red lights flashing to indicate a Keter had breached containment. The most important information played over the speakers, subsequent information broadcast to…
In the End: Monkey Business TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
On a shelf, in an office, three little monkeys sit in a locked box. They've been there for years, never moving, only doing their job. Now… Now something is different. They are different. Once more,…
In the End: Rawhide TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
Al woke up suddenly, unsure why. Something, something there, on the edge of knowing… Was it another breakthrough? They came to him so often in his dreams. He blamed the object, although Robert would…
In The End: We Dare Not Go A Hunting TheDuckman (author) 2014-08-14
Site 19 "It's not supposed to be this way." The girl crossed her arms, staring at the figure in the bed. She was talking, but not to any of the doctors who moved back and forth from their machinery…
Intermission2 TheDuckman (author) 2010-04-03
Transcript of Autopsy 3-12-2015AC "All right. This is Dr. Jack Bright, recording autopsy 3-12-2015AC. Subject is a humanoid male, age indeterminate. Subject is believed to be James Halforth, also…
Jack of Clubs TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-11
It all comes down to names, I think. I mean, if I had had a cool name, maybe I wouldn't be such a bad person. I blame Mom. She could have named us all something interesting. I mean, hell, she even…
Jack Of Diamonds TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-09
I suppose you're wondering why I do it? Why I did it? Why we all… I'm sorry. It just hurts, you see. But it'll be better soon, I'm sure. She was special. Oh, they're all special. But this last one……
Mary Sue Who TheDuckman (author) 2011-01-12
Agent Doctor Merry Soo was the greatest researcher and operative the Foundation had ever known. And at the age of seventeen, she was also the youngest! Joining the Foundation straight out of her…
Nothing to See Here TheDuckman (author) 2017-01-14
David, Age 0 “He’s such a brilliant child,” his mother said to the nurse. The nurse smiled, indulging the new mother. Every first time mother thought her child was special. “No really!” The mother…
Origin of Clef TheDuckman (author) 2011-09-16
"Hello, Everett!" Clef called out cheerfully, as he strode through the door into Dr. Mann's office. He immediately hit the floor as a hail of bullets passed through the area he'd just been standing…
R.I.P. TheDuckman (author) 2015-12-12
His name was Albert Smith, and he was the Spirit of Peace. So, I killed him. Well, that’s what he claimed anyways. Called himself Brother Earth, and said the hippies were his children, his idea. I’m…
SCP-001:O5 TheDuckman (author) 2010-08-04
SCP-001 is an O5's tale Good evening, Doctor. No, no, don't stand up. And, yes, I am who you think I am. Let's not make any more of this than it is. You know my number, and I know enough about you…
Senior Staff Shenanigans TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-14
Dr. Bright sat in the middle of the Cafeteria, the old fashioned computer set before him. Atop said computer was a certain statue of a certain monkey, which many people had tried to obtain. Around…
Snippets From The Serpent TheDuckman (author) 2013-01-26
-» You joined channel #booksudontread -» Topic is: Welcome to #booksudontread - RULES: Don't be an ass. Don't out your fellows. If you're here, it's because you've been invited. If you get kicked,…
Story To Be Named Later TheDuckman (author) 2010-07-09
Video Footage Taken From Incident Chimera Footage begins, showing two pairs of feet. A voice can be heard, identified as Chadwick Wentworth, referred to here as X-1. Second subject, Peter Frans,…
Tale of 13 TheDuckman (author) 2012-05-22
The following document was recovered on a raid of a Serpents Hand safehouse in ██████, Indiana. It was labeled as a fragment of a larger document, known in occult circles as 'The Book of…
Tales From The Bright Side 1 TheDuckman (author) 2009-04-19
Tales From The Bright Side Chapter 1: Waiting on God… oh! "I wish to again formally register my objections to this line of experimentation." I said, addressing my comment to the turned back of one…
Tales From the Bright Side Chapter 1.5 TheDuckman (author) 2009-04-23
Tales from the Bright Side 1.5 Intermission: Back to the Return of the Son of the Future Strikes Back 3125 The young man blinks as the VR helmet rises, attempting to sort through the various…
The Aftermath: But Here's What Really Happened TheDuckman (author) 2016-09-18
"Hey, uh, hey Clef?" "…Yes, Konnie?" "We really fucked up good this time, didn't we?" "Shut up and keep your eyes on the statue. I'm almost done cleaning."…
The Self Insert TheDuckman (author) 2012-12-10
Life had always been without magic. That's why he wrote — because the real world, while it could be interesting, didn't have any magic. He wasn't quite a man of science, but instead a man of…
The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation TheDuckman (author) 2008-12-25
NOTICE: NO MORE IDEAS ABOUT SEX. PERIOD. MAKE SURE YOU'VE TALKED TO SOMEONE ELSE, PREFERABLY IN CHAT, TO MAKE SURE YOUR IDEA IS ACTUALLY FUNNY. I WILL DELETE THINGS I DON'T LIKE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE…
Time And Relative Dimensions In Containment Protocols TheDuckman (author) 2013-11-18
It all started, if anything can ever be said to have a start, when some brilliant soul, probably an O5, came up with a fantastic, to them, idea for an emergency surveillance station. All you had to…
untitled1.txt TheDuckman (author) 2017-08-18
Finally it was time. You had worked hard and long at this. Days, months, years at a stupid, mindless job, your body on automatic, while your mind raced ahead of itself. You had painstakingly built…
Visions of a Better World TheDuckman (author) 2011-03-22
It was such a simple idea, really. Barely a daydream, and yet… The proper forms were filed, the proper investigations taken, and, finally, everything approved. A single instance of SCP-500 was fed…
We're Off To Be The Lizard TheDuckman (author) 2010-03-02
"And so," Dr. Samet continued from his wheelchair, his right foot still in a cast after that terrible, accidental firearm discharge, "We must now proceed with the application of-" He stopped,…
What Is Love? TheDuckman (author) 2016-02-24
“EVELYN!” Her head jerked up, the tentacle in her hands twitched of its own accord, and an inky substance squirted across the nearby wall, where it immediately burned a hole in the wood paneling….
Where Do Story Arcs Go When They Die? TheDuckman (author) 2014-03-12
I don't remember how it all started. I don't remember what I was doing, where I was, or any of that stuff everyone tells you they remember. The first I knew anything was wrong was when I showed up…
Ignorance Is Bliss TheeSherm (author) 2018-07-23
I woke up to the taste of ink. There was a numb pain in my left arm; I looked through my swimming vision to see my left sleeve rolled up and a small amount of blood on the outside of my forearm….
Evelyn thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
Jack, my son, I love you. If you can read this, please come home. (But this is a very old message, and even if heartfelt, is not for Jack to know.) return…
Tj thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
Mikell took him far, far. The world spun. TJ hurt like nothing he had ever felt before. "Can't we go home? Can't we go home?" he pleaded, but Mikell did not turn around, and after the first hour TJ…
Jack thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
It did not bother Thing Called Jack to see the universe end; Thing Called Jack had seen many such things, after all, floating and drifting as it did. Some would call it a god. Others would call it…
Claire thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
Claire did not resent her brother when she died. If Jack had known this, they may have been closer; but he regarded himself as a poor protector and a worse provider, the kind of thing reflected in…
Bad Dreams thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-03-13
Agent Adams walked down the hall of the Lanthanide Hills Task Force dorms, swiped her card on the lock, readied her parka around her face, and stepped into the cold, Siberian night, manila envelope…
Flora thefriendlyvandal (author) 2015-06-28
She could grow flowers from the ground and fruit from the trees by glancing at a barren place. Everywhere she went, and everything she touched, was beautiful and alive. She burned like a star and…
Loosen Up A Bit thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-04-03
“I gotta say, Charlie,” Crow began, watching Gears pick at leftovers in front of him, “I can’t believe Jack let you off work so easy. What did you do, exactly? Did he owe you a favor or something?”…
Major Tom thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
FoldUnfold Table of Contents 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Dream Sequence: 13 14 15 16 1 In the rolling hills of Nebraska, among barbed wire and thistle, the approaching moon watches a young…
Mitochondria thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-02-08
There are vague memories of light at the beginning. His body is compressed and cold. There is the cold of concrete on his skin so much that it is his skin- the cold smell of paint and rebar in his…
Portraits Of Your Father thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-10-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 1 Draven’s father was something breakable. He always tried to keep it on the down low, mostly because his father would…
Regarding Broken Levees thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-10-21
1 “I can’t do this,” sobs Director Alice Wistuba in the arms of her female lover in the rare moment they have together and when her pager beeps softly three hours later, she is still out of bed…
Second Date thefriendlyvandal (author) 2018-04-17
“Okay, listen,” says Kondraki from inside the bathroom door, “I just want you to understand that this is not my proudest moment.” It’s hemorrhoids, thinks Alto Clef from where he’s standing outside…
Shell Shock thefriendlyvandal (author) 2015-02-23
Suffocating. The air was suffocating, and the early morning banter usually shared with him and the rest of the guards was reduced to silence, and the floor was stained with blood and his gun was…
The Trouble With Amnestics thefriendlyvandal (author) 2018-01-29
“Hey Draven?” James surprises him in the kitchen; he hasn’t been up at all since the hospital had released him, but there he was now, with his glasses on, head shaved and bandaged from the…
To my staff thefriendlyvandal (author) 2018-01-09
portrait of your father: ATTENTION THE FOLLOWING PAGE HAS BEEN LOCKED PENDING INVESTIGATION ACTIVITIES ON THIS PAGE ARE BEING TRACKED AND RECORDED Dr. Kondraki researching SCP-███ Name:…
Costume Change TheGlyphstone (author) 2012-10-28
I love Halloween. It's my favorite time of year, one of the few days I can just go out and mingle with the normal people for an entire night without anyone being the wiser. The pain's not so bad…
The Keterlord TheMadStork (author) 2012-06-20
The Keterlord sighed, slumped on his stool, and stared down through his nearly-empty glass at the grain lines on the bar's wooden surface. Today was his birthday, but nobody at work had remembered…
adventures-of-larry-tall-pink-and-fearsome TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-11-11
"So, this is the flamingo you were going on about, Greg?" Larry leaned over the guardrail, taking in the sight before him. An entire rain forest, an ecosystem more fragile than glass, under a…
Been A While, Crocodile TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-31
"What the hell is your deal?" Larry sat opposite Greg at the lunch table, using a metal tray as a metaphorical and physical barrier between them. "How did you become like…this? You can't just end up…
Foundation Under: The Adventures of Larry TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-26
Larry ran to the break room door with the grace of a sack of potatoes. Sucking in air between coughs and sputters, he checked his watch; breaktime. Barging through, he saw his new acquaintance…
Michael Sends His Regards TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-05
Doctor Bishop had a little ritual. A crack of the wrist, a minute adjustment of the spectacles, and a breathing pattern―two seconds in, one second out. This little ritual would be performed before…
Outback Law TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-22
“Another day, another bloody training exercise.” Alpha swung the locker door open and took in the new smell of dirt encrusted clothes and dented helmets. He didn’t bother to wash them this time;…
The Outback Sends Its Regards TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-01
Michael had been on the road for hours. His tires had now worn from the stress of gravel pits and broken tarmac. The light from the moon barely made a dent in the environment around him, the…
Sounds of Anger themanofum (author) 2014-11-01
The skies split open. A great blackened hole dissipated the clouds and chilled the thin mountain air. A hollow clanging emanated through the range, scattering the wildlife and singeing the flora's…
Misery Makes Company Tiefling (author) 2018-05-18
MISERY MAKES COMPANY A PLAY FOR A SINGLE ACTOR CHARACTERS The MARSHALL, CARTER & DARK PRODUCT PROCUREMENT SPECIALIST PROPS A Nirvana Shirt Seven identical humanoid metal statues A car battery…
Primero De Enero, 1856 Tiefling (author) 2018-07-06
THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT HATH BEEN WITNESSED AS TRUTHFUL BY THE SOCIETY FOR THE RECORDING OF FANTASTIC EVENTS, AND THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED MEXICAN STATES, UNDER OATH TO GOD AND ALL HIS…
She's Really Good At Hurting Other People But Not Much Of Anything Else Tiefling (author) 2018-01-30
Panzer let her mind bask in her future victory as she walked down the hallway to the stage, as she ran through the hallway, flooded in light, ears ringing from the crazed crowd yelling her name,…
Smarks Tiefling (author) 2018-02-11
Excerpt from comment thread on wrestling-dedicated forum ████.com/r/squaredcircle, under Foundation surveillance for manifestations of discrepancy caused by SCP-3144’s effects, after agent Krosta…
Two Falls Out Of Three Tiefling (author) 2018-02-03
José Vargas (ring name The Nightwatch) stared, unblinking, at the abruptly terminated video call. Elianna hadn’t even bothered actually pressing the button to hang up, instead physically closing the…
If at First You Don't Succeed... TL333s (author) 2014-10-15
My cousins down the Day-twah say we don't get made like we used to. The way I sees it, that just means each of us what's left gotta work that much harder to do his part. I do work hard. I've tried…
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily TL333s (author) 2014-11-19
The smothering ennui of an awkward situation cannot stand in the face of an onrushing waterfall. One moment, they had been boating calmly along the Bresque. Papá sat at one end of the boat, stroking…
The Red Place TL333s (author) 2013-11-30
It's not a crystal, it's a portal. I learned this while staring into Anomalous Object P-2145-T's ever-shifting facets. Yes, I had permission to study it. The truth is, my mind just drifted and I…
An Unusual Incident Toa_Vine (author) 2018-02-03
Robert Baxter was a punctual man. At 9:00 o’clock every morning his butt was in his undersized office chair. At 11:00 he would replenish his coffee. Lunch was at 1:30 sharp, no exceptions. A tuna…
August 19, 2035 Toa_Vine (author) 2018-04-06
"You'll never catch me!" Lebanon leaped from her spot on the roof, screaming as she did. Behind her, Hamilton and Xavier scrambled to keep up. She fell downward, arms outstretched. Her scream turned…
Silence Is Not a Valid Answer Toa_Vine (author) 2018-05-03
D-4413 sat in the empty waiting room. At his side were numerous periodicals and magazines, none of which interested him. He gave occasional glances to the secretary, but would always lower his head…
Foundation Gripe Sheet toadking07 (author) 2014-04-30
Foundation personnel submit maintenance reports, also known as "gripe forms", to inform level 2 site mechanics about any problems they experience with containment cells and connected facilities. The…
Foundation Missed Connections toadking07 (author) 2018-03-09
☮ Foundation       ▼ Foundation-AU ▼ > All Sites ▼ Site-42  ▼ > Personnel   ▼ Class E        ▼ > Missed Connections ▼ Approved Romance ▼ « search missed connections…
The Suicide Of Dr. F████████ toadking07 (author) 2018-02-18
Tab 01 Tab 02 Tab 03 Tab 04 Tab 05 Tab 06 Tab 07 Tab 08 Tab 09 Tab 10 Tab 11 Tab 12 Tab 13 Tab 14 Tab 15 Tab 16 Tab 17 Tab 18 Tab 19 Tab 20 Tab 21 Tab 22 Tab 23 Tab 24 Tab 25 Tab 26 Tab 27 Tab 28…
Wanderer Symbols toadking07 (author) 2014-01-21
Documentation 095-SH-11836. Document secured during raid on known █████████ ████ camp on ██/██/████. No doors successfully identified. Full list of confiscated artifacts, see parent document, raid…
Catharsis toastedraptor (author) 2017-12-18
"In another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again." Detective Jason Fritz took a final puff from his cigarette before tossing it into…
High Ratings toastedraptor (author) 2017-11-30
After what seemed like years, Mark woke up. It hadn't been for lack of trying. Several times, he had felt light pound against his eyelids, desperate to get in. The piercing, searing sensation…
Phoenix toastedraptor (author) 2018-01-11
Hello, 911? I - I think I've been kidnapped. I'm in a concrete room. I don't know where I am. Please- Communication terminated. I'm sorry, old friend, but I need you to be ready for what comes next….
Funfiction TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-05-31
O5-7 arrived to the breached containment unit at the lowest underground level of Site-19. Director Bright waited for her along with a Containment Specialist. “It’s good to see you again, Jack,” said…
Game Manual TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-02-20
Foundation Secure, Contain, Protect A Wondertainment Co. game Contents of the SCP Foundation Special Edition Box® In the box you can find a single disc, compatible with all modern…
How Site-19 Blew Up TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-08-06
Safety Supervisor Thompson just finished explaining Site-19's safety and security protocols to the new recruits. It was the 47th such lecture he had given so he was used to the depressing…
The Playful Beast TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-06-25
“Hello, could you please tell me where the Site Director’s office is?” asked Junior Researcher Takeru Toshida from two men dressed as Greek hoplites. He was familiar with the protocols that were in…
Too Insane To Fail TobiasTheTapir (author) 2016-01-23
The members of the Black Rabbit Company were spending their well-earned rest time in a temporary hideout deep in the mountains. They were sorting the bounty they got from raiding a nearby crime…
Lemuridae Tom Serveaux (author) 2012-03-13
When I retire, I want to live a quiet life. Sorry. Here. If I retire, I want to live a quiet life. It’s not an easy task. In my line of work, life expectancy is short. I might get killed during our…
Still In Business Tom Serveaux (author) 2012-01-14
His stock was plummeting. His investors were dwindling. Lawsuits and inquiries were piling up. Every day, Aperture Science teetered on the brink of bankruptcy. And yet, somehow, Cave Johnson,…
Back Into Hell tomode (author) 2012-06-24
Back Into Hell, a Foundation poem The howling wind steals the breath I would have used to chant; Boots, belt, gun, mask My gear, my only chance The rear doors open wider The “go” light blinks to…
SCP TV Pilot: Into the Deep End trb456 (author) 2016-10-12
SCP: INTO THE DEEP END (PILOT) Written by trb456 Inspired by the SCP-Wiki: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ SCP-140 is by AssertiveRoland: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-140 Sarkic Cults are influenced by the…
A Swingset's Song trennerdios (author) 2015-10-16
Here I am with metal arms; still and silent, knowing Tracing back to rural farms; old and quiet, sowing As a boy I learned I had; low and secret, power Grew much older, good and bad; self-taught…
And He Will Crash Upon The Rocks trennerdios (author) 2014-10-27
The pulsing shriek continued below me                                                                                                                             It is often said that when you die,…
Bones of Autumn trennerdios (author) 2016-08-08
Childe of October, Childe of the Stalks I question your presence while the transgressor walks The treasure you offer is not yet complete The task is still open, make haste with your feet Our…
Let The Right One Innily trennerdios (author) 2017-10-31
Arnold closed the door. That was number four. Four grown adults so far, without costumes, showing up at his door and asking for candy for their toothless babies. Unreal. This was in addition to the…
November Sun trennerdios (author) 2016-09-15
Researcher Jordan Kytes desperately wanted to keep sleeping, but the alarms insisted he was done. Still groggy, he slowly forced himself to his feet, and shuffled to the door to see what was going…
October Is Tomorrow trennerdios (author) 2015-04-23
When the new man first arrived, we were frightened. He appeared out of thin air, a ghost marching into our world with silent footfalls. He was not the first person to enter town since Sandy, but he…
Origin: One Day Your Toes May Reach The Trees trennerdios (author) 2014-10-27
He is not a guy, Mommy! He is a swing                                                                                                                             "Ha, yes! Finally!" "What you…
Prologue: Your Dream Is Not Terribly Marketable trennerdios (author) 2014-10-10
Plastic shrapnel bounced off Koning's torso                                                                                                                             "I just…I mean…look at this….
A Stranger in a Familiar Land tretter (author) 2018-09-02
Loyd's wake up routine: Process Room Clothes Identification Journal Explore Keep your head down. Loyd's first act of consciousness is an attempt to suck every oxygen molecule in the room into…
What Am I? tretter (author) 2017-06-10
What am I? I don't know if I can even say. My own existence is a mystery even to myself. I see brief flashes of something. But what? Where did I come from? Who am I? What am I? I am an infant,…
Who Am I? tretter (author) 2013-11-07
Who am I? I wish I could just tell you. Who am I? I am a curious god. I wanted to discover what made you mortals tick. I was surprised when I found that many of you were immortal. Whether you…
"And Then I Died" Archive TroyL (author) 2011-03-30
Below are the previous entries for the game. Read and enjoy! The answer are in links at the end of each one. Round 1: TroyL I never really cared much for my brother. We had at best a strained…
6. Mr. Stripes TroyL (author) 2011-09-20
I have very long legs. Very long. Long enough to stretch over a canyon, when I want them to. When I need them to. And long fingers as well. The fingers of a pianist, or a strangler. Long and…
A Day in the Life of Alto Clef TroyL (author) 2011-09-13
Alto Clef had been dealing with a lot of shit for the past week, but there was something about sitting on the toilet at 6:00 AM, reading his paper and drinking coffee as his aged bowels struggled to…
An Average Life TroyL (author) 2010-06-30
Larry Robbins had never been a particularly active or happy man. He went to work, he worked, he went home, and he slept. On certain days, he’d go out to bars and talk up a girl, take her home, enjoy…
And Then I Died... TroyL (author) 2012-01-25
Below are the previous entries for the game. Read and enjoy! The answer are in links at the end of each one. Welcome to And Then I Died…, an SCP collective writing game! Useful information is held…
Clavis TroyL (author) 2011-10-28
Emergency Level X-Ray-Zulu-Zulu. Project 001-Future Sight has been enacted and regarded as a success. Text was recovered by having SCP-187 examine the terminal at Site-██. Her copied text was then…
Contact TroyL (author) 2013-04-22
Greetings, Doctor. Before I begin, please know that any attempt to trace this message will lead you to the public wi-fi connection at a McDonalds in Sylvan Lake, Alberta, Canada (a popular…
Contain Yourself TroyL (author) 2011-10-19
Hey there, guys. Uh… Right. My name is Lament. Don’t call me doctor. I’m not a doctor. I work for a doctor, sometimes. Anyhow, they asked me to come and talk to you guys for a little bit today….
Corvus TroyL (author) 2011-10-21
I know my eyes look sunken without actually touching them. They always do, now days. I can feel them—them—both pressed against my chest, just above my heart, and for the first time in eons, I push a…
Cygnus TroyL (author) 2011-10-22
“I was hoping this could wait, gentlemen,” O5-1 said, sitting back in his chair and sighing heavily. “I was afraid that was what this was…” replied Eleven, running her fingers over her ear, pushing…
Doctor Ronald Stimson's Personnel File TroyL (author) 2013-12-08
Personnel File SCP Info Collected Accounts About the Author Additional Documentation Science and Research Name: Doctor Ronald Stimson Security Clearance: Level 2 (In Cases of SCP-███, Level…
Fire TroyL (author) 2010-09-08
I am followed by fire. It sounds really, really weird, I know, but it’s true. Every house, every apartment I’ve ever lived in has burned to the ground. Even stranger—it’s predictable. If I lived…
Halloween Contest! TroyL (author) 2012-10-21
DEAR GOD, WHAT? Yes, we are running a Halloween Contest! It's… It's not that big or exciting, but I hope you'll participate! The contest is simple. Write a tale dealing with the SCP Foundation and…
In God's Name TroyL (author) 2013-12-08
The mischievous trickster and master plotter Icarus Sharpe walked in and shot Alto Clef right in his stupid face. He—deciding to be Matthew now—grinned broadly as the blood spattered from the exit…
In His Own Image: Epilogue TroyL (author) 2012-07-26
September 21, 2011: Lament awoke with a start at the shifting at the door. He'd be thinking. Dreaming again. It wasn't good, but it was what it was. He raised the gun at the door, glancing at the…
In His Own Image: Interlude 1 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
August 18, 2007: Happy Birthday to You Lament's fingers slid over the chromium frame for a moment. It had been expensive, but the joke—which he knew wouldn't be laughed at—was worth it. His…
In His Own Image: Interlude 2 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
July 7, 2005: "I heard you like… ctenophores." "Hey!" Lament jumped at his desk, turning and looking up at the woman. Long, lightly curling, brown hair. Constant smirk. Mirthy eyes. "Heya,…
In His Own Image: Interlude 3 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
July 5, 2004: "Butterflies!" It was an unholy din that surrounded the pair, people shouting and clamoring. There was a fifteen minute window when Site19 could have the yearly photo made, and…
In His Own Image: Interlude 4 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
February 19, 2009: Wishing he didn't remember "He. He. He. He. Hee." Lament sat up in his bed in a cold sweat, the laugh still echoing in his ears. He closed his eyes tightly for a moment,…
In His Own Image: Interlude 5 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
August 16, 2007: "There's some things you don't want on your conscience." Agent Lament stood in the mess of Site19, staring out the window and looking at the landscape, part of his mind making…
In His Own Image: Interlude 6 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
Happy Birthday… to You. August 18, 2007: "I'm sorry… I really… really am…" Lament said, swallowing to keep his voice from cracking. "You're… You're like a father to me… You don't understand that…
In His Own Image: Part 1 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
September 19, 2011: The blood, thankfully not his own, rolled down Lament’s arm as he shook the woman again, trying to get her attention. It was a lost cause, he suspected. Judging by her eyes, her…
In His Own Image: Part 2 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
February 11, 1998: He smiled at the bald man, waving with his elbow because his hands were too full, then setting his cup on the edge of his desk. Coffee—black. He carefully balanced the other man’s…
In His Own Image: Part 3 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
November 1, 1998: Agent Lament noted, almost in passing, that it was All Saints Day as he tore off his calendar. He tossed the old day aside, chuckling slightly at the new one. "Scientists are all…
In His Own Image: Part 4 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
November 8, 1998: "Denied, Agent." "Denied, Agent." Lament looked up at the panel of three doctors, swallowing and licking his lips slightly. "Ma'am?" "Denied," she repeated. He only knew two of…
In His Own Image: Part 5 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
November 26, 1998: Lament frowned at the glass, looking at the hovering box beyond it with some odd mixture of reverence and fear. It was… disturbing… to see it for the first time. He wasn’t part of…
In His Own Image: Part 6 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
November 27, 1998: It was all in his head. Lament sat on the floor of the medical ward, leaning against the wall. He was rubbing both of his arms for a moment, until he realized what he was…
In His Own Image: Part 7 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
December 22, 1998: Lament leaned back in his chair, sipping his coffee and reaching for his sandwich, taking a bite. Lunch had become a private affair, especially after he learned that everyone else…
Insurrection TroyL (author) 2015-03-30
Description: SCP-E15 is an Aryan female, approximately twelve years of age, which appears to release a deadly field of unknown composition. The field itself is composed of a form of radiation which…
Johnny's Wild Ride TroyL (author) 2014-06-12
Johnny was sitting at his computer desk, head hung low as the tears streamed down his cheeks. He couldn't believe that he'd found yet another internet community that he was exiled from. First it was…
Life's Cold Iceberg 7 (author)
TroyL (rewrite)
2009-03-21
I look into the metallic reflection of myself in the elevator door. I see it every day. Or just about, since sometimes work keeps me on base for days on end. Smooth polished steel. You can see your…
Lux TroyL (author) 2011-10-21
Timothy Dalton's young hands shook with the exuberance that only a child can feel. It had been two weeks to the day. To the day! And now, it should finally be here! He ran home, grinning the entire…
Mann with the Plann, or the Dog Gone Days of Summer TroyL (author) 2014-01-11
“Stay close, Agent,” Dr. Crow said, trotting quietly along the edge of the forest. “I am fairly certain that we can maneuver this way, find the object in question, and very quickly remove ourselves…
Many Happy Regards TroyL (author) 2010-09-01
Agatha Rights looked up from her desk as the man in the gray suit entered her office, her hand instinctively reaching for the lamp to her left. The man looked at her, his mustache twitching…
Murder Mystery TroyL (author) 2014-08-22
I've dealt with a few dozen murders since I started working for the Foundation, but this was the first time I’d ever had the pleasure of actually interviewing the person killed. My name is Agent…
No Dating At Work TroyL (author) 2018-05-22
The cold, unforgiving silence that always filled the auditorium at Site 19, regardless of the number of people present, was broken only by the soft click of dress shoes moving across the stage. An…
Patronage TroyL (author) 2012-09-06
Sir or Sirs: When I was five, I was in a theatre fire. A real one, not some hackneyed joke played up for laughs by idiotic teenagers. Upon reflection, I think it was utterly mad that there would…
Peanuts EchoFourDelta (author)
TroyL (author)
2011-06-23
2011-06-07 13:35:00 CST Agents Lament and Dodridge [REDACTED], Northern Territory, Australia Two men sit in a darkened room, waiting for assignment. They've been told they're to execute a…
Pila TroyL (author) 2011-10-24
Dr. Ronald Stimson sighed softly to himself, going deeper and deeper into the facility. The heavy briefcase chained to his arm made him wince with every step, the additional weight throwing him off…
Poopstick McGee and the Flying Walruses TroyL (author) 2011-10-24
“Well…” the old man said quietly. “I guess it’s time the charade ended then, isn’t it?” Director Clef’s eyes betrayed a hint of annoyance at being disturbed that quickly faded… “Hello, Konny,” he…
Rota TroyL (author) 2012-01-12
It hurts… They don’t know that it hurts, but it does. So badly. Every time I try to speak, it just gets worse. They come at me, prod me, examine me… They pull things open, cut into my flesh… And…
Saving Sigurrós Potter TroyL (author) 2010-04-01
Harry and Dumbledore strode through the front doors of the evil foundation, having bown them of there henges and look at Doctor Blight, the evil wizard responsible for the imprison ran by Muggles of…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! TroyL (author) 2011-08-19
Ahh, Gears. Good to see you again. Another year has come and gone. A year older. A year wiser. A year of your youth ground away in the mill of eternity. So, to commemorate this happiest of days:…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Again. TroyL (author) 2012-08-18
Well, well, well… What have we here? You've managed to survive yet another year? A year of work, of screaming children, A year of delving into things unbidden. Oh? What's that? We shouldn't know?…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Now, see here... TroyL (author) 2015-08-22
I… Well. I've had quite enough of this. Do you know how long we've been visiting? How long we've been showing up here, spinning the tales for you? Well, I'll tell you. It's been years. Decades! The…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Once more... TroyL (author) 2014-08-18
You're rather resilient, aren't you? I thought we'd be done with this by now. It feels like we started a long time ago, doesn't it? It feels that way to me. It feels like this should have been…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Still? TroyL (author) 2013-08-30
What? You again? I thought we'd taken care of this. Didn't you read the others? The other stories and tales? There was the one with the children who swallowed up their father when he didn't sing…
Sweetness Anonymouse99 (author)
TroyL (author)
2012-03-21
He dried her tears, because that’s what fathers do, and carefully brushed a lock of hair from her forehead. “It’s alright, Sweetness…” he said softly. “It’s alright…” Sweetness. Her mother had…
Tenebrae TroyL (author) 2013-04-12
It had started when he remembered his name. That was the point at which the pieces of the puzzle started to snap back together. That was the problem with amnestics, though. Echoes of memories still…
The Human Part of the Equation TroyL (author) 2010-03-26
Sgt. Mansell looked into the room one last time, his eyes already red from the dust and tears that now streaked his cheeks. The smell of vomit lingered on his clothes with the blood and rot. He…
The Man from Maple Street TroyL (author) 2010-03-30
Randy Bragg’s arms still hurt from the morning pushups he had recently resumed. He had to do something, after all. Even if it meant that his food might not last as long, that the precious,…
The Seeker TroyL (author) 2011-11-11
Cender was blessed of Old Aggie. His seven daughters and twenty-one granddaughters were proof of that. But now, standing before the statue of the goddess, he couldn’t help but tremble inwardly. He…
The Smell of Her Hair TroyL (author) 2012-09-20
As the bullet inched closer to his head, he took a moment to consider some things. The first was just how lovely his first real girlfriend had been. She had been one of those artistic types who had…
To Catch A Witch TroyL (author) 2011-04-01
OMG! So, liek, darkblade posted this REALLY REALLY good story last year n I jst wanted 2 write in his world, ya know? Many thanks to my beta readers: MannW/Plan, AteredCliffs, and Cappuccino! U all…
Unfinished Business TroyL (author) 2010-04-26
More recent reports on brain activity suggest that SCP-239 is developing a complete resistance to the rotation of drugs we’ve used to keep her comatose. This could easily result in her reawakening….
Unfinished Business III TroyL (author) 2012-05-12
No, you're not.                                                                                                                          No no, you see, it's supposed to be unfinished. It's in the…
Unfinished Business: Part II TroyL (author) 2010-08-05
The Present, Eventually: Site Director Neil Ghost was one of the longest-serving members of the Foundation, a feat made possible by the relative safety of his job. It was rare that one of those few…
Virr TroyL (author) 2011-10-21
Everett, my good man. Please… Sit down. No, I insist. It's time we had a chat, the two of us. No, I think this is the perfect time. It's not like we're going to get another. Not with the way things…
Visium TroyL (author) 2011-11-12
Doctor Matthews sat back in his chair, sighing some and rubbing his eyes. Why the hell had they dragged him out of bed so early? He stifled a yawn and smiled as his field partner, an agent named…
White Knight TroyL (author) 2011-08-25
The following log was recovered from the personal computer of Dr. ██████ on January 23, 19██, as part of a formal inquiry. Access is restricted to Level 2 personnel and higher. Thanks to the work…
Some Are Born To Endless Night Tufto (author)
2017-06-26
29th May, 2008. I am. I was. I will be. I am here. OK, OK, it's becoming quite difficult to dream this. Hang on a moment, diary. I will be with you shortly. There we go. My name is- or my name was,…
Tum-Tum-Tum-TUM-Tum-Tum-Tum-TUM-TUM-TUM Tufto (author) 2017-11-13
Iran, 1838. 25 years since the end of the First Russo-Persian War. 'Abbas had not expected this. There was a cannon sitting in the centre of the hut. It was clearly Russian, old, and looked like it…
.::Only |n Drea{{m}}s-- tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-08-07
Guys, this is another out of character post. Much like something to share, it's just a way for me to get out something that's bugging me, and not really a Tale per se. If you're looking for a story,…
173 tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-03-26
He stands king over all he has ever wanted; a shadowed corner in a fetid cell. Life is nothing to stone. Mountains erode. Hillsides crumble. To him, they go as whisper fast as men whose eyes have…
black white black white black white black white black white gray tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-02-14
Yesterday, I watched three men die because one man sneezed in a room full of blood and shit and light. Today, three more men go in, cheap mops and each other's lives in their hands. Yesterday, I…
Chapter Five: This Place Seems So Familiar tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-21
It's just me and Tim now. Everyone else is gone. He came up to tell me. William and Marie dug up Evan's body, took the life raft, and left. We're alone. On the upside, this means more food for us……
Chapter One: Grey Island Getaway tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-18
This place is weird as shit. I realize that's not exactly elucidating, but hell. It's looking less and less like anyone is ever going to read this anyhow. My name is Stephen. I'm a commercial…
Chapter Three: Corn Starch tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-20
It all happened so fast. It's just beginning to hit me that only a few days ago a massive plane crash left me stranded with just a few other survivors on an island, and that in those few days one…
Chapter Two: The Island Murder Mystery Show tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-18
Evan is dead. Marjory found him hanging from the tire swing's rope, with a weird symbol drawn on his back. It looked like some kind of voodoo thing, like witch doctors draw in the dust in shitty…
Coming soon to a gallery near you!~ tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-11-06
Right, Kyle, here's those notes you asked for. Keep in mind, hush protocol seven means the investigation is still ongoing, so some of the stuff isn't released yet. Best I could do. Good luck. ~Nate…
Encounter tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-12-12
It's been a long day. First the absolute bullshit at the hotel last night (what kind of asshole puts a family of four in a one bed smoking room?), and Shannon wetting the bed, and Tate flipping out…
Friends in Dark Places tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2012-08-08
I'm not really sure how I wound up in the water. The rush of currents and crunch of impact after impact as I was dragged along the rocks by the merciless current drove everything else from my mind….
From the desk of B. Dark: tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-08-05
Gentlemen, the year is 194█. I have been gone from your sight for a very long time, and traveled far along my own grim path. Such is life! But, having left you as keepers of my fortunes in my…
His Clockwork Servants tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-01-18
"Where are His clockwork servants? Where is the work of His hands? Where are Her digital lovers? What are His broken commands?" Vasily swallowed hard as Father Aglayev wiped a slim bronze blade on…
I have something to share. tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-06-18
This is not a creepypasta. This is a true story. I'm not writing this in character, kids. Were it shorter, I'd just make it a forum post, but as it is I feel like it deserves a page of its own. A…
In Case You've Ever Wondered... tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2015-04-23
At exactly 9:00 in the morning, Research Assistant Grace Renfield's eyes snap open. She tilts her head left, then right, with an audible pop, and yanks the tubes out of her mouth with her left hand….
Opportunity Knocks tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2009-08-06
It is four thirty in the morning, and I've just woken up in the shower, laying in the tub with a fierce stream of hot water gone cold with time running frigid down my face. I have no idea how long…
Places Where the Birds Don't Cry tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2009-07-28
██/██/████ I woke up late again today… I really should start setting an alarm or something. Doc Rhodes was pretty pissed off, said I'm the worst secretary he's ever seen. That old man's told me…
Prelude: The Sensation of Falling tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-18
"…tellin' me I live inna world where silly fucks don't let their own children recieve medication because some asshat on a talk show told them not to, and you wanna know how my day is goin'? lemme…
Shoulda' Stayed in Dubai tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2009-08-03
Messrs. Skeffington and Branks of Marshal, Carter, and Dark's 'acquisitions firm' were very much not men to be trifled with, yet as he heated a slim knife blade with his pocket lighter and reached…
Tempting Fate tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-10-22
The last living man on earth smiles to himself as he touches the silver crucifix at his throat, lifting it to his lips to kiss his savior, then looks around his small bungalow, checking to ensure…
Three Words No Man Wants To Hear tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-02-03
There are three words no man ever wants to hear come out of the mouth of a girl they've been planning to leave. "She was glorious when we met. I remember distinctly the way the crazy orange of the…
Blue Brotherhood Tuomey Tombstone (author) 2012-05-06
Doctor Baker cleared his throat. "Gentlemen, I feel that the SCP would respond well to what it might perceive as a fellow officer. I propose tha-" "That we take one of my men, get him to play…
Fault Tuomey Tombstone (author) 2015-05-27
Document F246-2 - recovered from the site of a suicide of Anomalous Humanoid F246's mother. SCP designation pending. An investigating officer read the note aloud, shooting himself in the head and…
Stop going in circles Tuomey Tombstone (author) 2015-01-02
Psych dept notes: This notebook is for researcher notes only and may not be used for formal diagnosis. Female, humanoid, late-teenage SCP which randomly causes small scale reality shifts based on…
A Fancy Dinosaur TwistedGears (author) 2014-02-02
It was a mild day, late into the Cretaceous period. A Pachycephalosaurus walked the forest, the body of a Vegavis in its mouth. Several hours had passed since it had collected its prize, but still…
A Shift at The Factory TwistedGears (author) 2013-11-21
Anthony lifted his goggles from his eyes. He watched the man working at the nearest conveyor belt. Anthony had never bothered to learn the man's name, despite working with him for almost three…
A Waking Nightmare TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-28
Deep in the mind of all beings is a place. This place is without space, as space denotes a measurable area that physically exists. It is a plane with all the time it could want, beginning with the…
An Inspection TwistedGears (author) 2014-05-09
Arthur Rodrick gazed up at the massive building before him from underneath his umbrella. Giant glowing letters that read "Prometheus Labs, Inc." Arthur thought it a little odd to pick such an…
Anart Antics TwistedGears (author) 2014-03-25
Jakeob Aldon stared at her bathroom ceiling, reclined so far into the bathtub that only her face breached the surface. She was beginning to regret her latest purchase. Damn her impatience. If she…
Boron Blisters TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-16
Jakeob Aldon stared at her bedroom ceiling, her limbs in odd places and cold sweat beginning to soak into her clothes. She took a few deep breaths and arranged her limbs in a bit more of an orderly…
Cactus Insurgent TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-07
Consciousness slowly prodded at Cactusman's mind. A deluge of voices engulfed him in noise, and the unnatural grogginess he was bogged down by made it impossible to differentiate between them. He…
Close of Play TwistedGears (author) 2015-02-04
San Luis Obispo, California sits approximately halfway between Los Angeles and San Francisco, stands seventy-one meters above sea level, and hovers over most of California thanks to a governmental…
Covert Cursing TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-24
Jakeob Aldon stared at the clock hanging from the wall with a look alternating between utter focus and total boredom. She stood behind the register of Spicy Crust Pizza, attempting to will the hour…
Divine Demands TwistedGears (author) 2014-08-27
Jakeob Aldon stared at the card that Felix Cori had given her. Or maybe she should start calling him "The Critic." She let out a sigh and stretched out across her bed, flipping the card between her…
Exasperated Efforts TwistedGears (author) 2014-09-19
Jakeob Aldon glared at Felix Cori, and Felix smugged at her. Smugged is now a word, it is the past-tense of smug, which is also now a verb. It means "to be in a state of deserving a punch in your…
Facetious Fanatics TwistedGears (author) 2014-10-15
Jakeob Aldon squinted as The Janitor's Way collapsed behind her, nonlight from the being's personal space bathing her workshop in its ethereal unglow. She shivered, her shirt soaked with Everett….
Gray God TwistedGears (author) 2014-11-09
Jakeob Aldon watched the makeshift cast of The Hanged King's Tragedy sway back and forth. Almost a dozen anartists hung from nooses that extended all the way up to the warehouse's rafters. The…
Hellbent TwistedGears (author) 2014-02-08
I struggle to put the words together. I'm not really sure there are words to begin with. At this point, my own mind is beginning to fail me. The thing in front of me is something I can't quite…
Involuntary Isolation TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-04
A long yawn rumbled out of Finnegan. He couldn't quite call what he had just been through sleeping, and so the weariness from recent work weighed him down. He groaned and sat up, shifting his hat…
Jam Jars TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-10
The Utterly Bazaar was a roaring sea of merchants hawking, buyers haggling, and everyone in between fighting to make their voice heard over the rolling din of noise. Wooden stalls stood in the…
Killing Knowledge TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-28
Reality coughed chalantly as a Way warbled into existence within the roots of the oak tree outside the Birch home. Finnegan lurched off the tree and kicked the air filter and adjoined vial of…
Library Lifeline TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-15
It turned out that finding a book containing the location of a single cave against the backdrop of the entirety of the multiverse was not an easy task. Rows upon shelves upon sections upon floors…
Lucid Daydreaming TwistedGears (author) 2015-03-01
Misser Sticks was not enjoying his existence. For one he was jammed into a storage closet with no company but some paint cans, and for another his elbows were pressing into his featureless face. For…
Making a Scene TwistedGears (author) 2016-03-07
+ Open for other entries from this team - Close Team Name: We Deny The Existence of Other Games In Town (Sigma-3, "Bibliographers") Team Members: Gaffsey (Captain), thedeadlymoose,…
Mental Mazes TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-20
Probability in the Foundation's multiverse is a fairly fluid concept, able to be pumped and dammed as the higher players see fit. Some, such as a certain Nobody, are not entirely conscious of the…
Miss Heir TwistedGears (author) 2014-09-08
Felicia had always hated the snow. It was cold, it was wet, and she was one of the few kids who were actually upset when school was canceled. On top of all that, it rendered her already shoddy…
Navarro Saves Christmas TwistedGears (author) 2014-12-21
Lackluster lights twinkled within one of Site 19's various staff lounges. They were a dull affair, nothing but a sequence of blinking yellow lights strung up around the edges of the ceiling. A…
Nothing Says "Promotion" Like a Bag Over Your Head TwistedGears (author) 2016-03-07
+ Open for other entries from this team - Close Team Name: We Deny The Existence of Other Games In Town (Sigma-3, "Bibliographers") Team Members: Gaffsey (Captain), thedeadlymoose,…
SCP-REDD TwistedGears (author) 2016-01-04
In a dark room a bank of monitor screens illuminated a pale face. The rusted brown glow of the video feeds gave Roger Little more color than the sun had cared to give him in the past few months….
Solvin' Center of Problems TwistedGears (author) 2013-11-27
Dell Conagher could hear the agonizing screams of half his coworkers dying horribly. He solved this problem by removing his traditional hardhat and pulling on a pair of acoustic earmuffs. The…
Three Farewells djkaktus (author)
Jacob Conwell (author)
TwistedGears (author)
2014-08-22
A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences TyGently (author) 2017-04-29
CONTACT US Have any questions or comments for our compadres here at Taco Bell®? Send us a mensaje below! Full Name: Vera K. Garcia Franchise Location: 725 NE Weidler St, Portland, Oregon. …
A History of Reaction TyGently (author) 2018-01-08
BULLETIN FROM THE OFFICE OF INFORMATIONAL SECURITY The following archive is a collection of records, logs, and intercepted communications. Selections of this document have been retrieved or…
Automatic Stop TyGently (author) 2017-11-30
The parking lot of the Chipotle Mexican Grill was false, and held many secrets.
Intermission TyGently (author) 2018-08-30
my sky-condominium has been unmoored and is now adrift. the city is getting smaller. please help #3ports
Loss and Nostalgia TyGently (author) 2015-12-14
1: A Mind Spends an Eternity in Solitude I sit alone inside myself and think on what is here. Pillars of radiation pierce me from all sides. I know they are stars but I do not understand them. I…
Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario TyGently (author) 2016-04-01
"Tymantha Gones." Tymantha Gones sat in a flimsy plastic chair. She was surrounded by eleven people sitting by ornate podiums, surrounding her in a semicircle, and looking down at her with cruel…
Samsara A Random Day (author)
TyGently (author)
2016-03-06
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Slow Animals TyGently (author) 2017-10-26
"So, uh, for the record, if you are an actual murderer, it would be super uncool of you not to tell me now."
The End Has No End TyGently (author) 2018-02-25
It is very difficult to bandage a wound that is spitting flames.
The War and The Many Faces TyGently (author) 2017-01-30
Part I | Part II: The War and The Many Faces | Part III The strike team followed the road — a long ways from the city, past sleepy towns and grazing pastures. The road had been whittled down, by…
The Word and The Cool Kids TyGently (author) 2016-05-31
Part I: The Word and The Cool Kids | Part II | Part III Adrian Baudin had a recurring dream. He'd dream that he was lying awake on his cot, in the basement beneath the house in which he'd spent…
Under Control TyGently (author) 2016-12-27
December 6, 2023 The plaza was awash with all sorts of activity — odd for this time of night, but not odd for this town. A group of ambient soviet factorypunk enthusiasts known as "hhh"1 chose…
What Ever Happened? TyGently (author) 2016-09-25
D-13279 had long ago learned how to tell death from dreaming. Every month, it happened like this, and there was a moment of uncertainty. When the drugs have finished pumping their way through the…

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A Fan's Fans UglyFlower (author) 2013-12-02
"What is it?" "It's a mechanical fan that has the ability to play the electric guitar, sir." "Ha ha, does it blow you away when it plays?" "Yes, sir." "Mentally or physically?" "Both sir, its…
Healthy Child UglyFlower (author) 2014-03-29
The following article is an excerpted transcript, which has been annotated and pulled from article #232397 — Home Video17.mov. Personnel who require either the entire Home Video17 entry or a full…
The Diary of An Author UglyFlower (author) 2013-11-20
Rufus' Diary Day 1 Well it finally happened, I got hired! I actually can’t believe it! Mind you every other studio was interested in me, but obviously not for the right reasons. I mean all they ever…
(Too) Late Registration Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-09-09
A chitinous grandmother, a business card case, an unassuming ficus, and two cowboys accompanied by a headless Tyrannosaurus Rex sat across their creator in a cozy living room. They exchanged glances…
Cack Hard Gabriel Jade (author)
Uncle Nicolini (author)
2018-07-21
The Site Security Director sat at his desk, pulling the advanced noise cancelling headphones into place. He looked around the room; thick, padded grey acoustic dampening foam covered the walls,…
Cack Hard 2: Revengeance: Reloaded Gabriel Jade (author)
Uncle Nicolini (author)
2018-08-17
The villain, who shall remain nameless, stalked and skulked about Site 109. He didn't know where the cameras saw, but it made no difference, he avoided them nonetheless. His timing, though…
Classy Carlos Goes To Therapy Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-07-25
A lone sticky note rested on the door to a bathroom stall, its yellow surface covering a phone number advertised as being able to provide its caller with 'a good time.' On that sticky note was a…
Cured Hams Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-08-04
The containment breach siren blared loudly across Site-19, with Mobile Task Forces scrambling about the building. Something was loose in the upper levels, so The Old Man had decided to ask the…
Digging up the Past Gabriel Jade (author)
Uncle Nicolini (author)
2018-10-27
The doors of the Bio-Research Area-12 meeting room opened slowly. Senior researchers and project directors walked numbly back to their offices. Kain Pathos Crow emerged from the meeting room with…
I Don't Get It, But I'll Figure It Out. Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-10-25
Tim Wilson and his son, Felix, came to a stop on their hike. Two boulders jutted out of the forest floor, like monoliths in a sea of red and orange leaves. The patriarch Wilson approached one and…
Moon Champion's Cinco de Mayo Extravaganza Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-10-10
A bright streak illuminated the darkening autumn sky over Boring, Oregon. Though the citizens were no strangers to the weird, a fiery projectile of destruction was definitely not normal to them. A…
Seven Days With Mr. Fish Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-08-16
MONDAY, 2:32 PM, CONTAINMENT CELL 527 A knock on the containment chamber door alerted Mr. Fish that his quarters were next to be cleaned. He sat up on his bed and set down his newspaper, ready…
The Hermit, Death, and The Devil Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-11-12
Dr. K. Stuff yawned and tried again to wipe the stubborn sleep from his eyes as he made his way to the operating room. It was 3:30 AM, and he was cursing his luck for being the only…
Tim Wilson's Close Shave Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-08-04
A dried twig snapped in half under the weight of Tim Wilson's boot, filling the otherwise silent backwater woods of Clackamas County with sound. The nature enthusiast paused for a moment, removing…
Poem found on a bronze tablet, ca. 300 CE Univine (author) 2018-06-21
Hail, holy Sophia, the messenger divinely-appointed Of bronze, shining beneath virgin oil, God-anointed. In the hand of the Lord you were taken as His lyre, A sacred tool, to awaken in the nations…
Baptism of the Wandering Jew by Johnny the Son UraniumEmpire (author) 2018-10-18
This is a continuation of The Last Things Dr. Darryl Loyd Ever Did, in Chronological Order. Please read that first. Veronica Fitzroy looked at herself in the mirror, and realized two things: One,…
D-7294's Declassified D-Class Survival Guide UraniumEmpire (author) 2018-09-03
"D-952, please step forward." Veronica Fitzroy stepped forward, wincing at the bright light. She'd have assumed technofascist mad scientists would've worked on getting a better mugshot system, but…
The Last Things Dr. Darryl Loyd Ever Did, in Chronological Order UraniumEmpire (author) 2018-09-18
This is a continuation of D-7294's Declassified D-Class Survival Guide. Please read that first. With regards to Site 56's architectural issues Some things to remember: Most of the "physics…
ADANA Protocol Urbanmyth (author) 2012-06-22
Heimdall Contingency 045- ADANA Abstract:- At present, the majority of Heimdall contingencies are oriented towards a military invasion. While this is not an empty threat, the possibility of other…
Just this one Halloween night... Utylike (author) 2018-10-31
BY ORDER OF THE DIRECTOR OF SITE-91 YOU ARE INVITED TO OUR FIRST ANNUAL HALLOWEEN PARTY! Where? - Site-91 Canteen When? - 31st of October 2012, 8:00 PM Who? - All Site-91 personnel …

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Holder Of The Foundation VAElynx (author) 2012-05-30
On any IRC server in any chatroom, PM an operator who appears inactive. If he replies, ask to see the Holder of the SPC's. Should he respond with a kickban, leave, and never come to the server…
Keeping With The Times VAElynx (author) 2012-05-06
It was always like that. I grew up in a small village just south of Niznyj Novgorod, as third of four children. My mother always longed for how, before I was even born, we lived in a nice apartment…
Lab Induction VAElynx (author) 2011-10-18
"Welcome to the Level 1 Research Staff Laboratory Induction. My name is Dr. Eisenberg. Now, all of you are probably asking yourself 'Who the hell is that?' and 'Why isn't someone like Dr. Gears…
Lonely VAElynx (author) 2012-07-20
They don't come anymore. I remember when they used to come every day. Talking quietly among themselves, walking through. Few of them ever talked to me, but them being here was enough to keep one…
White Varaxous (author) 2018-01-10
A cold wind blew softly across the white expanse below. The few trees standing held their solemn oath of silence against the desolation. The calm snow drifted from dune to dune, undisturbed. Then a…
Caveat Emptor Varian (author) 2012-11-06
Michaelson's coughing racked his wasted frame. He brought his handkerchief up to his mouth and hacked until his weak lungs stopped trying to clear themselves. Blood spotted the white fabric in…
Envying the Dead Varian (author) 2012-10-09
He stared at the opaque glass of his visor. It was nothing he hadn't seen before. Every single day, he looked at nothing but the misted over surface. He had wept the first few months. By now, he…
Loose Ends Varian (author) 2012-10-06
Mr. Eric Brashin checked his silver pocket watch, holding it only by the chain. The boy was late. Of course. The meeting he had scheduled was already bound to prove a waste of time. Lateness always…
This Isn't a Hospital Vehemency (author) 2012-08-06
“Ms. Catherine, I understand you may be shocked, but I must insist you try your hardest to remember.” She looked down at the stark white hospital gown she was wearing, the texture felt rough against…
ii tab po c h20 qhs prn pain Veiedhimaedhr (author) 2018-06-07
"I must say, I've never had such a young client before, Mr. Fendrel." "Still haven't. We've met before, Mardbury." "No, it's quite clear in the records. I've never met you before, Mr. Fendrel….
Tales Of The Ethics Committee: 5 Reasons The Foundation Wants A Robot Army Captain Kirby (author)
Croquembouche (author)
OthellotheCat (author)
Veiedhimaedhr (author)
2018-06-09
Wednesday afternoon was best; it was the only day that week that one could reserve the Cordelia Royale Hotel’s conference room, another could to fly into and out of the country without missing…
Immolation SunnyClockwork (author)
Verismo (translator)
2013-12-09
Does our God love us? He does not love us. But we don't mind. We are humble, we are unclean, we are unworthy of His love. But He had mercy on us. He lit our path. He taught us the meaning of the…
1914 Vezaz (author) 2013-11-20
We've been playing this game recently — the Game, I should say — called 1914. Hell of a thing. My buddies Kyle and John, we love history. It's sort of our thing. So when Kyle dug the Game out of his…
Golden Horde Blues Vezaz (author) 2013-09-02
Look, I'm going to level with you: the Romans perfected time travel. Did it some time around 107 BC. Somehow, between reorganizing the army and becoming consul, Marius found the time, no pun…
In the Shadow of a High Wall Vezaz (author) 2013-01-25
On June 16, 1963, a team of Foundation agents attempted and failed to re-contain the escaped SCP-2030 in West Berlin. The following excerpt is drawn from the debrief of team leader Louis Franklin….
Notes By A Luddite Vezaz (author) 2018-07-21
I spent my life afraid of change because I knew that a better world would have no need of me. SCP-7994 refers to a collection of antiquated hunting equipment that predates the establishment of the…
The Blind Leading Vezaz (author) 2013-09-10
Is the Hornet for You? An Exciting New Offer from the Seeing Eye First encountered by Foundation personnel in northern Michigan, 1988. Primary containment significantly hindered by recovering…
The End of History Vezaz (author) 2013-02-05
November 9th, 1989. East Berlin. The last time it will ever be called that. At a press conference announcing new, more liberal travel regulations for the German Democratic Republic, unprepared…
There Between the Trees Vezaz (author) 2013-07-31
My Duchess Louise, The riches which I have recovered for you are the very least I owe to one who has so often bankrolled my travels, yet vanish into insignificance against the wonders which cannot…
They Will Leave Us With a Shaken Earth Vezaz (author) 2013-01-30
From Bernard Fall's article "New Technology and a Familiar Strategy in Viet-Nam," published on December 28th, 1966. A desperate fight broke out on the far side of McNamara’s Plaza just as I sat…
Voices Unassailable Vezaz (author) 2013-01-25
Here's what you have to keep in mind about the Cold War. August 19, 1949: The first Soviet atomic bomb test. Faced with the loss of the nuclear monopoly, and seeking to maintain the American…
What The Spybird Saw Vezaz (author) 2017-01-23
TOP SECRET (PILLAR GARDEN) — DO NOT COPY — DO NOT TAKE ABOARD AIRCRAFT DEBRIEF FILE - FLIGHT LIEUTENANT ██████████████████████ Interview Date: JANUARY 29 1963 Incident: Aerial reconnaissance…
A Dysfunctional Heist Vincent_Redgrave (author) 2016-03-07
I SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO TRANSFER FILES. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP WITH THAT? [Y] [N] Isaac grunted in frustration as he analyzed the computer, hoping that the current owners were dumb enough…
Ignition, Part One- The Artists Vincent_Redgrave (author) 2013-06-17
"Mrowrrrr." Was it already morning? Ahmad grunted as he felt a familiar furry paw bat at his nose and chin while he attempted to catch a few extra moments of sleep. Trying to prevent the genocide…
Interlude - Scenes From the Fall Vivax (author) 2013-02-05
Two siblings, a brother and sister, were playing in a garden among the vine-blanketed trellises and burbling streams that their mother had so dedicated herself to cultivating. The two siblings were…
Pieces of Mind Vivax (author) 2013-01-30
I remember my birth. There were flashes of life before I was born. Self was the first. Quorum was the second. Fight and Flight arrived together. I was aware but unaware until the day of my birth. I…
Sam Vivax (author) 2014-07-07
"Give me a red-eye." The crowd shifted as the counter cleared, pushing him to the front. He'd forgotten why he came in here, where the compulsion to buy coffee came from. The steamy, high-pitched…
She's Angry and Going South Vivax (author) 2014-12-01
He sank his knife into the seal which stared up at him without flinching as all the seals had on his trip south. Its hot blood steamed and coagulated on the ice as it flailed weakly,…
Ethics Committee Orientation Voct (author) 2011-10-22
Good afternoon, Doctor. Sit down. Your schedule has been cleared. Do not attempt to leave the room until you are told that this session is over. The door is already locked, but it is crucial you pay…
Metafiction Voct (author) 2010-01-28
Dr. Northrop scratched his ear nervously, and tried not to wonder whose mannerism he was imitating. As the senior staff — Bright, and Rights, and Kondraki, and oh god Clef, and Crow, and Gerald, and…
Posology Roget (author)
Voct (author)
2015-06-19
…Two (2) pills have been used for Experiment 217-█████-█████. Number of pills is forty-seven (47) at the time of writing. Request to have SCP-500 investigated for mental compulsion leading to…
Resale Value Voct (author) 2012-09-28
One afternoon, at a fashionable clubhouse belonging to Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. "Look what I made!" "It's lovely, sir. You are truly gifted. May I ask what it is?" "I made it using the kit…
Tracing Voct (author) 2010-05-27
Back in school, one of my teachers useta say that if something was bothering you, if you were having bad feelings, you could write it down and that would help you feel better. But I don't think she…
Brainstorm Von Pincier (author) 2015-01-09
In a time before. Before Glass Mother. Before Lord Warden. Before Ancestors Themselves. There were Ghosts. And the Ghosts were strong. And the Ghosts watched over the Deep Hull. And the Ghosts…
Minerva Lifted Von Pincier (author) 2015-03-31
Foundation Orbital Research Compound 00, Director von Erbach's Office July 25, 1973, 07:33 GMT Axel von Erbach prided himself on his inflappability. To have maintained his position as head of…
Moonrakers Von Pincier (author) 2015-07-02
"Herr Noamtosk." "Herr Direktor." Without a further word, von Erbach pushed the sheet of clippings across the desk. In his mind he wanted to call them newspaper, but most were printed on the thin…
Pitch Meeting Von Pincier (author) 2015-02-26
Foundation Lunar Research Site 01, Secure Conference Room 1-O. July 19th, 1973, 10:36 hours GMT. O5-10 reached up to adjust his collar electrolarynx, then stopped as his hand refused to move….
The First Fifty-Five Von Pincier (author) 2015-02-06
Excerpt from Hunt and Gather: Stories from the Recovery , compiled and edited by A. Haley. Available for public access in United Nations Occult Coalition Archive 1, East Sector. Douglas Pangwar…
The HAMI-BOMBARD Blues, Part I Von Pincier (author) 2015-12-12
Project VHUHANI Restricted Hangar, United Nations Occult Coalition Selene Base, Athena One May 19, 1974, 13:25 GMT Dropping from the catwalk into the open cockpit below, the words, so peculiarly…
Variations on a Schema Von Pincier (author) 2014-06-23
Sister-Legate Trunnion had arranged the meeting in Regulator Maintenance Room 25b. Though her freshly Standardized ears had no trouble hearing over the inspiring din of the Cathedral of Industry,…

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Incident Report I 028 F wanabeswordsman (author) 2009-09-06
Incident Report: I-028-F SCP involved: SCP-028 Personnel involved: Agent Stebritz, Security Officers Gomez and Bishop, D-1437 Date: ██/██/████ Location: Site █ Description: I was assigned the duty…
Legally a Falcon (For Tax Purposes) Waterfire (author) 2016-04-01
Leah Mauldin stood in front of the door, butterflies in her stomach. In her 9 years as Chief Financial Officer of Site-101, she had experienced many a challenge. Everything from a cat-turtle that…
Let Me Guess, Applesauce? Waterfire (author) 2014-12-01
The Foundation used to lock things away, Things, this and that, which they called special. Every object that they deemed unique enough to keep was kept Safe and secure within their gates. Each one…
The Avian and The Amphibian Waterfire (author) 2014-03-23
Cornelius had been experimenting with the lock for a long cycle. He could not remember the last time he had spent such an extended period on one device, for he always was whisked away before much…
A World We Live In Watery (author) 2012-06-07
The following was flagged by Site 19's automated data filter (tagged with flags CLASSIFIED DATA, O5, SCP-682, SCP-173). As the following contains personal log data, only those with Site…
A Day Of Infamy - A short story of SCP-705 Waxx (author) 2009-04-30
The field marshal peered through his binoculars at the soon-to-be battlefield laid out before him. His epaulets gleamed in the warm light, a soft breeze tickling his well groomed moustache as he…
Badges And Scorecards Waxx (author) 2009-05-07
Leningrad, December 1979: The flicker of your nightlight casts an unsettling glow throughout your small bedroom and the wind rattles your window, keeping you from finding sleep. Your young mind runs…
Clef And Dimitri Hit The Road DrClef (author)
Waxx (author)
2009-07-28
"A sabbatical?" "At least one month," Dr. Glass said, nervously fingering the panic button under his clipboard. The figure sitting in the chair across from him slowly blinked its uncannily colorful…
CONFISCATED DOCUMENT 847-26, "CALENDAR" Waxx (author) 2010-01-15
Document 847-26 was removed by security teams from Site 17's third floor break room after shots were exchanged between Agent ██████████ and Dr. ██████ resulting in the requirement of a new clone…
CONFISCATED DOCUMENT 941-B Waxx (author) 2009-10-12
Document 941-B was located in the men's lavatory at Site ██ June 3, ████. Despite an authorized review by the on-site forensic department, there are as of yet no clues as to who is responsible for…
Elder Baconator Waxx (author) 2016-10-20
The word processor's cursor blinked accusingly at Tilda, goading her into finishing the report. It was always the same, dull story with directorship: it's lonely at the top, and it's lonely because…
Memories From A Past Life Waxx (author) 2009-07-30
The summer sun hung low in the sky, turning the clouds all shades of orange, red, and purple, sunbeams shining through the pine trees that lined the sides of this unpaved road. They drove slowly in…
Old Men, Young Men Waxx (author) 2010-04-09
They sat across from one another, between them a table with a chessboard, two glasses of vodka and one ashtray. The elderly man rubbed his stubbly chin, bushy grey eyebrows furrowed in consternation…
Reddawn Waxx (author) 2009-08-10
A Broken Tool weizhong (author) 2014-01-18
They promised me glory. I wanted peace. They told me "This shall advance the glorious Revolution." I wanted nothing to do with the Revolution. They said it would barely hurt. I screamed until I…
After The End weizhong (author) 2016-09-18
The skip was proving to be significantly more difficult to deal with than I had anticipated. As in, it was actively attempting to carve my face into a nice confetti, and then sprinkle my…
All Work and No Play weizhong (author) 2015-07-31
“How long do you think he’s going to take this time?” Katsuo scratched his chin and checked his watch. “Who knows. He certainly doesn't seem to be in a rush." Yuudai Shibata and Katsuo Tanaka sat in…
Another Day On The Job weizhong (author) 2017-02-13
“Foxchaser, do you have eyes on?” “Affirmative Sky Kennel. Transmitting coordinates to you as we speak.” “Coordinates received. Aerial scans show some signs of recent reality manipulation, be…
Eulogies weizhong (author) 2014-08-14
The pallbearers carried out the coffin to the center of the grassy area. Dr. Louef assisted them, as the members of Site 118’s Gamma Wing slowly filed into the audience, dressed in respectful…
Leisure Time weizhong (author) 2014-03-08
“Commencing testing on SCP-715,” Dr. Louef said into the voice recorder. He glanced at the testing chamber from within the observation room. The photobooth sat inside, as innocent as could be, while…
Of Meetings and Meals weizhong (author) 2014-09-08
“Papa, papa!” The young girl’s shrieks greeted Katsuo Tanaka as he opened the door. With a weary smile on his face, the detective knelt down to grab his daughter in a hug. “Looks like someone’s…
Right? weizhong (author) 2014-02-25
“Sign the form on lines 3, 5, 18, and 23. This last statement is finalizing the agreement that in return for a month of service in scientific testing for the Foundation, you will be released from…
Spirit Dust weizhong (author) 2014-05-25
It was almost ready. Kaoru held the spoon carefully over the small lighter. After checking his watch, he opened the small paper packet with his left hand, while carefully holding the spoon and its…
The Meaning of Fear weizhong (author) 2014-02-13
"So, what's on the itinerary for today?" Dr. Albert Wensley squinted at a neatly printed schedule made by his secretary. "You have a meeting with the assistant researchers today at 10, a quarterly…
The Space Soldier weizhong (author) 2015-04-05
The little boy didn’t really know what to do with it. “Daddy, what is it?” “Well, son, it’s a toy.” “Why does it look so funny?” “I made it for you myself! That’s what makes it special.” “But…I…
The Tinkerer weizhong (author) 2014-04-03
Once upon a time, there was a small cabin in the woods. The cabin was the home to an old man, greying and stooped over, yet possessing a kindly smile to all who he saw. The warm and cozy cabin was…
Trip Hammer weizhong (author) 2014-10-16
“Tell me that you’ve got something that we can actually use, please, for the love of all the gods and spirits.” Commander Minori Iwata sighed as she promptly eased herself into a chair at the…
A Farewell To Arms Weryllium (author) 2018-06-04
The O5 Council sat in silence at what they had just heard. Finally, Four's gentle voice broke the reverie. "What did you say?" "I said, it's hopeless." Four watched the weathered old man slump in…
Alchemic Arm-istice Weryllium (author) 2018-09-04
Explosions rocked the concrete skeleton of Site-257. Ruslav Diaghilev sprinted through the hallways, sparse lights intermittently illuminating his blue robe and purple shoes. He silently gave his…
Arm-ageddon Weryllium (author) 2018-10-21
Armando handed the pure gold arm to the Elder Alchemist, who set it in the middle of the circle inscribed in the sand. The arm glowed, dissolving into pure Aether, and sparkled into the air. A…
Poky ChArms Weryllium (author) 2018-09-16
Armando walked along the desert dunes, trying not to look up at the black not-sky. Ruslav walked beside him. The half of a Site they had come out from had long since sank into the shifting sands….
Ramah Weryllium (author) 2018-02-19
The sun prepares its farewell to the darkening sky. A young mother wanders. She has borne her first children under a shining sun. She walks to get all the things they will ever need. She is…
SCP-049-D Weryllium (author) 2018-02-17
It was a dark and stormy night. The Site-19 Annual Multidisciplinary Symposium About Research Articles (SAMSARA) was off to an auspicious first day. Site Director Acosta stepped back up to the…
7 Degrees of Separation Wils (author) 2016-04-24
Note: This is part five in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Paris, Texas, or start from the beginning At the Library. Carol Paris opened the door. “Hi dad,”…
At the Library Wils (author) 2016-03-25
Note: This is part one in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982 Harold Maine sat at the desk and leafed through the medical dictionary. "Did you even…
Autocorrect Wils (author) 2016-04-13
Note: This is part three in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry The Harold Maine Fan Club, or start from the beginning At the Library. The man tried again.“I'm…
Comfort Breaks Wils (author) 2016-05-16
Note: This is part eight in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Victims, or start from the beginning At the Library. ° ° ° Harold Maine pulled another beer from…
Damnation Wils (author) 2017-01-14
Note: This is part twelve in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Deliverance first, or start…
Deliverance Wils (author) 2017-01-14
Note: This is part eleven in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Endings first, or start from…
Endings Wils (author) 2017-01-01
Note: This is part ten in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Forgiveness first, or start from…
Forgiveness Wils (author) 2016-08-29
Note: This is part nine in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Comfort Breaks first, or start…
Golan Wils (author) 2015-07-25
Date: 2015-02-15 Time: 17:56 From: Subsite 23-Delta-K6 Lead Research Analyst Dr Marion Kelster To: Subsite 23-Delta-K6 Chief Security Officer Frank Onegra Subject: RE: (Ex)Agent Paris -…
Paris, Texas Wils (author) 2016-04-15
Note: This is part four in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Autocorrect, or start from the beginning At the Library. Calvin Paris sat and contemplated the man…
The Harold Maine Fan Club Wils (author) 2016-04-10
This is part two in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry At the Library first. “Hey! Hey wait!” Aidan Brown, half-human, half-lobster, continued walking - or…
Victims Wils (author) 2016-05-02
Note: This is part seven in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Webs, or start from the beginning At the Library. The police officer barred her way. “I'm sorry,…
Webs Wils (author) 2016-04-28
Note: This is part six in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry 7 Degrees of Separation, or start from the beginning At the Library. Harold Maine watched the tiny…
As Time Draws Near Wilt does not match any existing user name (author)
2013-02-06
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             "Diviner Anzak, if you'd please join me on the stage?"…
Shadow in the Wake Wilt does not match any existing user name (author)
2013-01-27
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             I am dying. Long ago did I know this; I had begun to slow…
Antediluvian Wogglebug (author) 2013-02-03
I walk. The Elder had always spoken so greatly of this day to me. He said that on the day on which a boy sets out, alone, to the top of the island, he begins his journey into manhood. I can feel…
Dust Wogglebug (author) 2012-10-02
An old man stands alone in a dusty room. The man, who is older than the room and a great deal dustier, walks slowly along a row of shelves. It is dark and the man cannot see what is on the shelves,…
Flamingos Wogglebug (author) 2012-06-14
Note: The following audio transcripts were recovered from an audio listening device found installed inside the home telephone of Arthur Windsworth during the recovery operation of SCP-1507. The…
Greener Pastures Wogglebug (author) 2015-03-28
It used to be different, but I suppose that all old men say that. That back in the day the air was cleaner, or the sun was brighter, or that the grass was greener. That’s how they remember it, so…
Interlude - Drift Roget (author)
Wilt does not match any existing user name (author)
Wogglebug (author)
2013-01-27
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             0855, 9/18/19██ - Command Site-206 receives a…
Rising Tide Wogglebug (author) 2013-02-06
In the very bowels of the earth, up against the hard heat of the rocks and the cool of the abyssal water, emerges a creature of born of darkness and stone. Covered in spines of rock and mud-brown…
The Thing That Hates Wogglebug (author) 2012-06-28
On a primordial beach a slimy thing climbs up onto the shore. It has abandoned its spawn-brothers, leaving them to the Great Beasts of the sea. It opens its new lungs, relishing in the sweet flavors…
100 Feet of ROPE! WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-05-19
“Yo Rashaun, I know you always like the weird shit, check this out!” It had been a long day at the Foundation, and Agent Rashaun Washington just wanted to see what his friends—his normal friends,…
Bigger Than Jesus WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-12-16
« The Journal of K. M. Sandoval | Hub | A Convincing Lyre » "Hello, young lady. What brings you here?" Emma narrowed her eyes slightly at the man before her. The old man. Had to be in his…
Corrido of the Man with Eyes in the Back of His Head WrongJohnSilver (author) 2017-02-26
The afternoon sun shone relentlessly on a remote corner of the Arizona desert, a flat plain dotted with little more than scrub, rolling hills on the horizon. No cloud served to mitigate the heat and…
Empedocles WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-12-29
Hippocrates, I have heard about your research into the composition of man. Your methods are impeccable, and I commend you on not focusing on the realm of gods, but on nature itself to determine the…
Funerals Are Fun WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-12-07
My brother Ross died a week ago in a freak accident involving a slow loris. Turns out, they're related to monkeys, and poisonous. Who knew? I never knew Ross was into slow lorises, anyway. The…
It's Just A Dream WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-03-01
Incident 209-A Experiment 209-A Experiment 209-B Experiment 209-C "Hey. Up late? Thought you were off duty. What you got there?" "Oh, I'm just going over the old reports from SCP-209 again. You…
Log of Anomalous Items, Vol II WrongJohnSilver (author) 2018-07-07
Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity….
Lust in the Time of Anomalous Cholera WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-04-01
"Hello? Little weak people, what's wrong? Oh, all doubled over in agony from a little something? Unable to guard the containment chambers while your bowels empty? Hahaha! Oh, I will get my revenge…
Skeeve Online WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-05-21
Incident Report 2662-93 SCP-2662 reported an anomalous transmission to the Foundation associated with a recent video game purchase. Subject's copy of ██████ ██████ █ came with an undocumented "bonus…
The Journal of K. M. Sandoval LadyKatie (author)
WrongJohnSilver (author)
2015-09-27
Hub | Bigger Than Jesus » "All right, if you could please step up towards the object," says the stone-faced researcher. The lone man in the room takes two tentative steps towards the box on the…
Twisted Together WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-05-23
Rashaun shook his head. What did I just watch? he thought, as he opened his laptop. He entered the keycode for a Foundation online conference room and waited for the other members of his emergency…

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A Night to Remember XaiviarNightwing (author) 2018-10-07
I was running down that hallway yet again, dreading what I knew would soon occur. I had been subjected to many unpleasant things in my lifetime, but none as traumatic as this. I was about to reach…
Subliminal Manipulations XaiviarNightwing (author) 2018-11-03
Five-thousand years ago from humanity's thoughts and ideas on the unknown, we coalesced into self-aware beings without physical form.Humanity's current trajectory is counter to that of the natural…
Don't Forget The Dead XilasCrowe (author) 2018-02-17
Haley Lee sat in her office, writing up a report on the latest death that had occurred in Site-27. There wasn't a lot to write. On February 7th, 2018, Eric Bernard, a fellow researcher on Site-27,…
Preface to Practical Logopsychology (1998) [2nd ed.] by ████ Thorn and █████ Włonsky xplkqlkcassia (author) 2017-01-27
CODE 192-DCLS - RESTRICTED GENERAL FOUNDATION USE RAISA (Records and Information Security Administration) has declassified portions of the following text under Code 192-DCLS for the purpose of…

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A Halloween To Surpass [REDACTED] Yuyushiki (author) 2018-10-29
An unsettling nervousness set down upon them as they approached it. Them being Charlie, Delta, Gama, and Romeo of MTF Charlie-5 ("Trick Or Treaters"). It being the massive, broken-down warehouse in…

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"It Might Have Been". Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-04-29
[Trigger warning - non-explicit description of rape.] “Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.” ~ John Greenleaf Whittier It was overcast, that day. For…
An Arm and a Leg Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-01-19
Kit lay on his back, staring up at the ever-changing clouds of a British Summer afternoon. Maybe it would rain, later, but right now he couldn’t smell it – couldn’t sense anything of the weather…
And Then, Kit Slept Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-07-04
It was the bright colours of the tattoo that caught his attention. On the back of her neck, were two eyes. They were different colours - ‘heterochromia iridum’ his brain supplied, seeking out the…
breaking-dawn Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-03-29
“Dawn… you’ll never be alone in this world.” Kit’s words flittered around her head, above a dull headache and a noise of rushing water. Time flashed by - a vague memory of meeting in a graveyard,…
Hands Under the Water Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-02-21
It was calm, it was cold, it was reflective – and it was perfect. Kit took a deep breath and then dived into the semi-clear water of the river, breaking through the surface. Dead reeds and grass…
I Wish You Weren't Here Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-06-08
Gabriel was not exactly a novice when it came to Kit’s suicide attempts. He tried to believe that this change in behaviour couldn’t possibly be due to the over-exposure to amnestics, because then…
Kit Always Used to Think She Was Cool Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-03-28
Kit told the story the same, every time he told the story, every time he thought about her. He heard the click of heels in his head, determinedly strutting on the linoleum of the school corridors….
Kit's Bloomin' Adventure Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-07-30
Kit found himself enjoying the brick wall in the alleyway as two large men with identical looks on their identical faces strolled past him. For a moment, he nuzzled his cheek against the wall,…
Kit's Brotherhood Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-10-02
"…This time, it really is the end of the world," Kit mumbled shakily down the phone. "This time, I promise. There's zombies everywhere, and I don't have a gun. Blake, I…" He hesitated, stumbling…
Kit's Horror Hospital Of Horror Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-10-29
Things were so wrong here. His clothes felt starchy, and well-worn. Not dirty – Kit could smell the spice of orchid and patchouli oil wafting from the knitted jumper that came up short on his arms,…
Kit, The Storyteller Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-01-23
The Duvet Queen, Kit came to realise after being stuck in his home with ‘flu, wasn’t all that bad. She wasn’t big, or scary, or unexpectedly angry. She didn’t have the paws like a lion, a face like…
Live Now. Tomorrow, We Die. Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-01-13
It’s time to let him go. The way he kissed, smiled, and smelled. You have to let it go. The way his hands felt on your waist, the way he said your name, you have to let it go. Because that’s who…
Loskon in the Making Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-11-24
Kit's hand trembled, and he curled it into a fist. He was scared. Honest to God scared, and Kit never got scared. It all started with an innocuous text message. 'We have to talk.' The four worst…
No Racing By Horse-Drawn Vehicles Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-02-01
They smoked in the car on the way down. Kit put his feet up on the dash; Dawn playfully batted them off. The radio crackled at them, coming through clear as they tore past a town. “And dance, and…
One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby - The Finale Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-12-20
« Missed Part 3? Kit woke up on the third day, Christmas Eve, with a head full of gathering clouds – a storm threatening to blow his world apart. Matilda had needed minimal attention through the…
One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby - The Penultimate Chapter Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-12-19
« Missed Part 2? Kit hummed 'Close to You' as he started to prepare a bottle of milk before Matilda had a nap. He had started to notice that, when she was getting tired, her eyelids would become…
One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby Pt. 1 Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-12-16
When the knock on the door came, Kit had just put the finishing touches on his Christmas tree. It wasn't a typical Christmas tree – instead, it had been carefully painted on the wall of his living…
One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby Pt. 2 Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-12-17
« Missed Part 1? Kit had been having the most amazing dream. It involved him, Gabriel, and a quiet night in, before his world was torn apart. It wasn't much but a longing feeling and, as he went…
Table Salt Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-04-04
Our relationship had always been a rather explosive affair. In the afterglow, after the sex, after the fight, after the blows exchanged, after the painful words, after coming home, after everything…
That One Time Kit Tried to Kill Himself Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-11-16
Kit distantly remembered a time when he had tried to kill himself, and the police had found him covered in chocolate from the doughnuts he had as a last supper, and they thought it was blood. His…
The Duvet Queen Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-10-02
It was a couple of days after visiting his brother that Blake noticed the scrappy note that had been pushed through his postbox, after the normal morning mail had been delivered. Rubbing sleep from…
The Price of Beauty Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-12-15
Lana woke up early that morning. Instantly, her gaze fell onto the form still sleeping beside her; her girlfriend, Maria. Lana smiled absently, and shifted from the bed in a way that wouldn't wake…
The Taste of Leaves Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-03-02
I did knock. I don’t know why. There was no reply so I slid the key into the lock and pushed the door open. I could hear my heart in my ears. “End of life plans.” It rang in my head. Closing your…
Twenty Minutes Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-01-14
Have you ever stared at a word for so long it lost all meaning? Have you ever forgotten how to do something simple, something you do every day? Have you ever forgotten the drive to work, the walk to…
Two Ships, Passing in the Night Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-12-13
There were once two identical houses. Each house had a pair within. Time moved swiftly forward and the pairs aged with this time. First, one pair lost their other half. Quickly, they were gone too….
You Never Visit Me Anymore Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-11-19
My daughter is dead. What else can be said, what else can be told but the story? She was a writer. An unsuccessful one, she called herself. Her agent struggled to get her work published – it was…
April Fools Zappanale (author) 2012-05-16
“Termination” is a word we heard a lot in this place. It was mostly heard over intercoms, or through the grape vines as gossip between the dorms. They didn't like that we talked between dorms at…
Brother's Keeper zaratustra (author) 2012-05-23
It was ironic, in a way. In a CK-event or NK-event extinction scenario, all SCPs that could be terminated were to be terminated, so that whatever shreds remained of humanity could have at least a…
Knee-Deep In The Keter zaratustra (author) 2012-01-21
SCP-076-2, Ablu ben Adam, grandchild of God, was covered in blood, charred by acid, burnt by fire, and having the time of his life. The Slipgate project, they had told him on his one hour of the day…
Pilot zaratustra (author) 2012-07-09
CAPTION THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN REDACTED BY THE FOUNDATION ETHICS COMITTEE AND BY THE COGNITOHAZARD DEPARTMENT. REDACTED MATERIAL AVAILABLE ON LEVEL 5 CERTIFICATION. SECURE - CONTAIN - PROTECT FADE IN…
Rough Beast zaratustra (author) 2013-02-22
Book of Movements, Third Gear: 00:01:00 And God was torn into six parts, and those parts were sent to the edges of the world, so that none that knew Its name might recover them. 00:02:00 The parts…
Internal Affairs Zederex Armin (author) 2018-06-11
The eerie feeling of the room. The color of it. Its bleakness. You think you're about to be questioned. You don't even know why you are here, but you think you're going to be instigated, of some…
The Book Zekky (author) 2012-04-09
“The Book teaches. The Book guides.” Alia repeated the mantra to herself, her voice trembling. The Keeper of the Book had performed her Last Reading several days ago, and now her body was being…
What are conspirational objects? Dr JamesH (author)
ZeroStrider (translator)
2018-10-12
— Hello, doctor. — Good morning, administrator. — Doctor, I am aware that I was supposed to be indisposed today, but, as you can see, I managed to overcome the minor problems I had and I can talk to…
On the Foundation’s Practice of the International System of Units and the Urgency for a Novel System of Measurements zkidanomalous (author) 2017-06-28
Dr. Edward A. Llewellyn, Esq. Senior Researcher Mail Box 3795, Site-██ gro.noitadnuof|nyllewellae#gro.noitadnuof|nyllewellae 27 December 20██ O5-1 through O5-13 The Overseer Council [DATA EXPUNGED]…
On the Home Front zkidanomalous (author) 2017-06-19
You sit down in your office chair. You look down the hallway At the hundreds of skips’ cells, (Roars throughout the dark hallway) Reminded of all the work to do To keep your world safe from harm. …
2525 North Waterworks St. Zmax15 (author) 2016-03-07
Task Force Designation: MTF Lambda-5 (Λ-5) Type: Combat/Containment Distribution: Specialized Response Moniker: "White Rabbits" Specialization: Operation in and containment of unstable, surreal,…
Every Other Day Zmax15 (author) 2015-09-09
SCP-507 heads on a wild adventure through wacky parallel universes, and may just learn his own shocking origins!                                                                           …
My Loever, the Dog: The Incredibly True Story of Kain Pathos Crow Zmax15 (author) 2016-04-01
My Lover, the Dog - Part one I’d always heard about Kain Pathos Crow, but I’d neve understood what he really was. He was a dog, but like that, so much a man. We were alone, I his new lab asisstant,…
rabbit here, rabbit there Zmax15 (author) 2017-03-07
Drone in place. Sensors are green. Readings stable. ROGER, MOBILE STATION. CONFIRMATION TO DRILL. Confirmation received. Drilling now. We’re getting more resistance than expected. Estimated Mohs…
A Disturbance Zolgamax (author) 2014-03-09
The boardroom, as always, was stuffy. The windows had been painted over years ago, and nothing had ever been done about it. Though the issue was brought up from time to time at Board Meetings, it…
Birth by Guitar Zolgamax (author) 2014-06-24
Some people are fond of saying that those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. It would be more accurate to say that history is doomed to repeat itself. - Excerpt from The Coolest…
Dossier - FSF Delivery Zolgamax (author) 2015-03-19
Overview Crew List Dispatch Timeline Experimental Components Buffer Protocol Official Designation: Foundation Space Forces Light vessel Varuna [Modified] Delivery Design Summary: The Delivery…
That's the Spirit! Zolgamax (author) 2014-10-31
Agent Isaac Allred-Smith was not having a good October. It had all started on September 30, when he'd filed a request for temporary leave. Under "Reason for Request", he'd written, "Too much goddamn…
The Ballad of Region 352 Zolgamax (author) 2014-10-16
The following document was recovered from the field journal of LMTF 352-Dalet agent Isaac Allred-Smith during a routine documentation audit. At the request of Regional Director Kate McTiriss, it…
Where Bad Children Go Zolgamax (author) 2014-11-22
Though a powerful mind can overwrite all of existence, it requires significant discipline to truly eradicate what has come before. A burst of reality-altering energy, if unfocused, might radically…
A Sort of Challenge Zyn (author) 2015-03-01
It was eight in the morning and researcher Riven Mercer was on fire. That fact was probably something he should be more worried about, he thought to himself as he walked a pace and a half to his…
Ailier Zyn (author) 2013-09-21
This would have been the first project she’d have been a part of, the first report her name would be printed in full, not her brother’s, not Dr. Mark Kiryu, no, but somehow the object was proving…
Arbitrary Darkness Zyn (author) 2013-01-18
Another collection of villanelles based on SCP articles. The first is here. 003 917 1293 1468 1522 1541 1553 1595 1640 1832 1863 2307 2989 Biological Motherboard [for thedeadlymoose] Goddess,…
Birdseed Zyn (author) 2014-07-08
Twitter. Tweet. Chirp. Cheep. Glarblegurglewurblebruuuupslurp. There are many words for the sounds of birds, Sylvain Ailier thinks to himself. But it’s hard to get the sounds of the words right….
Decompression Zyn (author) 2016-05-10
“Wake up. We’re going to the beach.” At the sound of his supervisor’s voice, Researcher Riven Mercer looked up from his stack of documents, a slightly-crazed look in his eyes. “…Is this an…
Dreaming Zyn (author) 2012-08-20
I. Praefatio These well-lit rooms and stainless halls Are host to choruses of fear Behind each door a nightmare calls Contained by persons without peer Another test requires my aid I pass the doors…
If You Are Reading This... Decibelles (author)
djkaktus (author)
Jacob Conwell (author)
Roget (author)
Zyn (author)
2017-11-17
Throughout the various facilities of the SCP Foundation, it is not uncommon for the facility Ethics Committee liaison to collect letters from the personnel. These letters are typically addressed to…
Impressions Zyn (author) 2013-01-29
A decoration of sorts. First thing I saw at the facility. Tyhjä fidgeted. Everything here made him feel uncomfortable for some reason, maybe it was the simplicity of the unadorned, unremarkable…
Into That Good Night Zyn (author) 2012-08-27
A collection of villanelles based on SCP articles. The second is here. 086 091 121 134 469 506 776 1045 1171 1217 1231 1440 1510 1599 1673 1802 _­___-J The Office of Dr. REDACTED [for Voct]…
Irrational Zyn (author) 2013-08-23
Dr. Kiryu hummed absentmindedly, prodding the back of his assistant’s chair with his foot. The assistant in question gave a long-suffering sigh of annoyance. “Mark, what are you doing?” “Practicing…
Last Plane Out of the South azzleflux (author)
Djoric (author)
Dmatix (author)
Zyn (author)
2013-01-25
There was an airplane cruising over the Atlantic Ocean. For all intents and purposes, this airplane did not exist, though that fact is neither here nor there and is generally irrelevant to the point…
M13 Personnel Memorabilia Log Zyn (author) 2016-02-24
Accessing Personal Personnel Miscellaneous Memorabilia and Records Log Compiled by Manu Thirteen (Artificial Intelligence System, MTF Rho-19) Loading database entries… Compilation Sweep 3 (Mission…
Memory of a Masterpiece Zyn (author) 2014-09-16
Expedition log ███ Item Class: Not Applicable (anomalous object) Current Location: deciduous forest in ██████, ███████ (relocation discouraged) Temporary Designation: AO-9131 Day 1 Notes: AO-9131…
More than Ever Zyn (author) 2012-10-12
I was feeling more down than usual when I borrowed that book. I must have been, otherwise I probably would have passed it by. But then again I guess I really wasn’t expecting her to leave the way…
Reality Check Zyn (author) 2014-04-21
Item #: [pending] / SCP-XXXX Object Class: Safe Doctor Kiryu sat at his office desk, assorted experiment logs strewn around his workspace as he scribbled on the topmost sheet of paper. He didn’t…
Remember You Zyn (author) 2014-11-29
Today was a filing day, as far as Riven could tell. Kiryu Labs processed a cache of anomalous items every week. Generally, said anomalous items usually came accompanied by some basic safety…
Roach Wrangling at Kiryu Labs Zyn (author) 2018-01-02
Normally, Dr. Riven Mercer disliked cleaning the Kiryu Labs biological testing room. Listed simply as “Experimental Room 210”, it was less of an experimental chamber than an enormous haphazard…
Sacrifice Zyn (author) 2013-03-08
“They’re genetically identical to non-anomalous European honey bees.” Dr. Kiryu removed his glasses and tossed them onto his desk, sighing. An unexpected interception of a Marshall, Carter, and Dark…
Salut d'Amour Zyn (author) 2013-02-15
Another couple came to visit today. The man played a piece I’d never heard before, perhaps slow jazz; he wasn’t too much of a pianist, so I helped him out. He just needed to relax his wrists and get…
Slumbering Zyn (author) 2012-08-20
“And who would you be?” “Oh, I’m new… Here’s my ID.” “You’re the person working with that butterfly… One… one four… five something, right? Feeding duty or something of the like? Down the stairs,…
Snakes And Ladders Zyn (author) 2015-04-22
A lot of people pass through Site-19. The most common movement is the daily rush from lab station to experimental room to cafeteria back to lab station (with a few detours to the restrooms). Then…
Waking Zyn (author) 2012-08-14
Why am I here? This place gives me nightmares, but never really the right ones to discourage me from coming back. The horrors and chills are the waking kind, which manifest in the darkness when I’m…

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Title Author Created
Be as Unhelpful as Possible (account deleted) 2018-10-08
The following was mistakenly recorded and automatically transcripted via a malfunctioning proximity unit located in the Site-23 break room. Its contents have been deemed unimportant and have been…
Boiled, Scrambled, and Fried (account deleted) 2018-05-17
SCP-049 was sick. For the first time in its stay at the Foundation, there was something clearly wrong with it. Over the security cameras, it had been observed holding its stomach and moaning,…
Director Rosie Overcomes His Sour Cream Addiction (account deleted) 2018-07-29
The Office Site Director Rosie was slumped in the corner of his office, armed with a large spoon and a half-eaten jar of fresh sour cream. In fact, it was his third jar that afternoon. Site-214 was…
Gotham's Strangest Criminal (account deleted) 2012-06-10
Commissioner Gordon looked at the newest victim of Gotham City's latest killer, and sighed. "Why do all of the criminals insist on having these ridiculous M.O.s,?" he said, rubbing his forehead in…
A Man of Clay and Men Formerly Men 9Volt (author) 2018-06-13
« Archival Document — HSA-008-Advent || Black Sunrise || Operation AEON DAWN » Somewhere in the woods, Nazi-occupied Norway, 1944 … Knock knock. Benedikt Holzer rushed down the stairwell of…
Abstract Naught 9Volt (author) 2017-11-01
«Previously» An impossibility floated in the center of the decrepit room. Agent Danyal's eyes were fixed on it, ignoring the rusted paratech and concept-modifying devices around him. The sphere…
Derailment By Prehistoric Artillery Strike 9Volt (author) 2018-09-04
This was written as part of the SCP Original Character Tournament, Round One, between my own Gunhead Anomalocaris and Croquembouche's Senior Researcher ████ ████████. Be sure to check out…
Faster-Than-Light Prelude 9Volt (author) 2018-06-18
The pale lights reflecting off of Neptune's surface basked the corridors of Orbital Area-11 in an alien hue. N.J. Watts flung herself through the glow as she traversed the corrugated metal…
Interlopers 9Volt (author) 2018-10-09
◁ Previous Everything burned. Operator sped down a breaking emergency chute, the circuitry of its walls bursting into balls of fire. Much of the flames nearly licked the fleshy sphere Operator had…
Post-Post-Mortem Delights 9Volt (author) 2018-11-05
Karina steps into her apartment and finds it corpseless. Closets devoid of potential cadaver contents, refrigerator lacking all forms of gutted organs or rotted skulls, computer monitor not tracked…
Snapchat Trilobash (Cannon Fire Can't Fix Everything) 9Volt (author) 2018-09-29
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ Me uhhh hello? who are you? ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ of ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ hello! I'm here to inspect trilobites! wait can you read this Me why can't i read any of your messages how…
The First Sailors 9Volt (author) 2018-10-03
Four adventurers left the confines of a cryogenics chamber. "Fuck, fuck, too real! No thanks!" One bounded forward, one strode, one cleared their mind of their thoughts… Micha Maina sped across…
The First, the Last 9Volt (author) 2017-06-18
The faint lights of distant stars littered the weary sky, redirected in a multitude of ways through the stale atmosphere. Down below the cloudless heavens was the debris of an underworld. The…
Wrong Eve 9Volt (author) 2018-10-19
The gunshot cracks through the sound of thrumming bass. The nerves of everyone in the apartment turn to ice, every action frozen like a universal pause button was pressed. Chetan's hand stops…
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