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Incident Report I 028 F wanabeswordsman (author) 2009-09-06
Incident Report: I-028-F SCP involved: SCP-028 Personnel involved: Agent Stebritz, Security Officers Gomez and Bishop, D-1437 Date: ██/██/████ Location: Site █ Description: I was assigned the duty…
Legally a Falcon (For Tax Purposes) Waterfire (author) 2016-04-01
Leah Mauldin stood in front of the door, butterflies in her stomach. In her 9 years as Chief Financial Officer of Site-101, she had experienced many a challenge. Everything from a cat-turtle that…
Let Me Guess, Applesauce? Waterfire (author) 2014-12-01
The Foundation used to lock things away, Things, this and that, which they called special. Every object that they deemed unique enough to keep was kept Safe and secure within their gates. Each one…
The Avian and The Amphibian Waterfire (author) 2014-03-23
Cornelius had been experimenting with the lock for a long cycle. He could not remember the last time he had spent such an extended period on one device, for he always was whisked away before much…
A World We Live In Watery (author) 2012-06-07
The following was flagged by Site 19's automated data filter (tagged with flags CLASSIFIED DATA, O5, SCP-682, SCP-173). As the following contains personal log data, only those with Site…
A Day Of Infamy - A short story of SCP-705 Waxx (author) 2009-04-30
The field marshal peered through his binoculars at the soon-to-be battlefield laid out before him. His epaulets gleamed in the warm light, a soft breeze tickling his well groomed moustache as he…
Badges And Scorecards Waxx (author) 2009-05-07
Leningrad, December 1979: The flicker of your nightlight casts an unsettling glow throughout your small bedroom and the wind rattles your window, keeping you from finding sleep. Your young mind runs…
Clef And Dimitri Hit The Road DrClef (author)
Waxx (author)
2009-07-28
"A sabbatical?" "At least one month," Dr. Glass said, nervously fingering the panic button under his clipboard. The figure sitting in the chair across from him slowly blinked its uncannily colorful…
breakcalendar Waxx (author) 2010-01-15
Document 847-26 was removed by security teams from Site 17's third floor break room after shots were exchanged between Agent ██████████ and Dr. ██████ resulting in the requirement of a new clone…
CONFISCATED DOCUMENT 941-B Waxx (author) 2009-10-12
Document 941-B was located in the men's lavatory at Site ██ June 3, ████. Despite an authorized review by the on-site forensic department, there are as of yet no clues as to who is responsible for…
Elder Baconator Waxx (author) 2016-10-20
The word processor's cursor blinked accusingly at Tilda, goading her into finishing the report. It was always the same, dull story with directorship: it's lonely at the top, and it's lonely because…
Memories From A Past Life Waxx (author) 2009-07-30
The summer sun hung low in the sky, turning the clouds all shades of orange, red, and purple, sunbeams shining through the pine trees that lined the sides of this unpaved road. They drove slowly in…
Old Men, Young Men Waxx (author) 2010-04-09
They sat across from one another, between them a table with a chessboard, two glasses of vodka and one ashtray. The elderly man rubbed his stubbly chin, bushy grey eyebrows furrowed in consternation…
Reddawn Waxx (author) 2009-08-10
A Broken Tool weizhong (author) 2014-01-18
They promised me glory. I wanted peace. They told me "This shall advance the glorious Revolution." I wanted nothing to do with the Revolution. They said it would barely hurt. I screamed until I…
After The End weizhong (author) 2016-09-18
The skip was proving to be significantly more difficult to deal with than I had anticipated. As in, it was actively attempting to carve my face into a nice confetti, and then sprinkle my…
All Work and No Play weizhong (author) 2015-07-31
“How long do you think he’s going to take this time?” Katsuo scratched his chin and checked his watch. “Who knows. He certainly doesn't seem to be in a rush." Yuudai Shibata and Katsuo Tanaka sat in…
Another Day On The Job weizhong (author) 2017-02-13
“Foxchaser, do you have eyes on?” “Affirmative Sky Kennel. Transmitting coordinates to you as we speak.” “Coordinates received. Aerial scans show some signs of recent reality manipulation, be…
Eulogies weizhong (author) 2014-08-14
The pallbearers carried out the coffin to the center of the grassy area. Dr. Louef assisted them, as the members of Site 118’s Gamma Wing slowly filed into the audience, dressed in respectful…
Leisure Time weizhong (author) 2014-03-08
“Commencing testing on SCP-715,” Dr. Louef said into the voice recorder. He glanced at the testing chamber from within the observation room. The photobooth sat inside, as innocent as could be, while…
Of Meetings and Meals weizhong (author) 2014-09-08
“Papa, papa!” The young girl’s shrieks greeted Katsuo Tanaka as he opened the door. With a weary smile on his face, the detective knelt down to grab his daughter in a hug. “Looks like someone’s…
Right? weizhong (author) 2014-02-25
“Sign the form on lines 3, 5, 18, and 23. This last statement is finalizing the agreement that in return for a month of service in scientific testing for the Foundation, you will be released from…
Spirit Dust weizhong (author) 2014-05-25
It was almost ready. Kaoru held the spoon carefully over the small lighter. After checking his watch, he opened the small paper packet with his left hand, while carefully holding the spoon and its…
The Meaning of Fear weizhong (author) 2014-02-13
"So, what's on the itinerary for today?" Dr. Albert Wensley squinted at a neatly printed schedule made by his secretary. "You have a meeting with the assistant researchers today at 10, a quarterly…
The Space Soldier weizhong (author) 2015-04-05
The little boy didn’t really know what to do with it. “Daddy, what is it?” “Well, son, it’s a toy.” “Why does it look so funny?” “I made it for you myself! That’s what makes it special.” “But…I…
The Tinkerer weizhong (author) 2014-04-03
Once upon a time, there was a small cabin in the woods. The cabin was the home to an old man, greying and stooped over, yet possessing a kindly smile to all who he saw. The warm and cozy cabin was…
Trip Hammer weizhong (author) 2014-10-16
“Tell me that you’ve got something that we can actually use, please, for the love of all the gods and spirits.” Commander Minori Iwata sighed as she promptly eased herself into a chair at the…
A Farewell To Arms Weryllium (author) 2018-06-04
The O5 Council sat in silence at what they had just heard. Finally, Four's gentle voice broke the reverie. "What did you say?" "I said, it's hopeless." Four watched the weathered old man slump in…
Alchemic Arm-istice Weryllium (author) 2018-09-04
Explosions rocked the concrete skeleton of Site-257. Ruslav Diaghilev sprinted through the hallways, sparse lights intermittently illuminating his blue robe and purple shoes. He silently gave his…
Arm-ageddon Weryllium (author) 2018-10-21
Armando handed the pure gold arm to the Elder Alchemist, who set it in the middle of the circle inscribed in the sand. The arm glowed, dissolving into pure Aether, and sparkled into the air. A…
Poky ChArms Weryllium (author) 2018-09-16
Armando walked along the desert dunes, trying not to look up at the black not-sky. Ruslav walked beside him. The half of a Site they had come out from had long since sank into the shifting sands….
Ramah Weryllium (author) 2018-02-19
The sun prepares its farewell to the darkening sky. A young mother wanders. She has borne her first children under a shining sun. She walks to get all the things they will ever need. She is…
SCP-049-D Weryllium (author) 2018-02-17
It was a dark and stormy night. The Site-19 Annual Multidisciplinary Symposium About Research Articles (SAMSARA) was off to an auspicious first day. Site Director Acosta stepped back up to the…
Patrick Star Becomes Enlightened Westrin (author) 2018-11-20
555th episode of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS script. Title: Patrick Star Becomes Enlightened. Characters in script: SPONGEBOB, GARY, PATRICK, CIVILIAN FISH #, SQUIDWARD, SANDY, MR. KRABS, PLANKTON …
7 Degrees of Separation Wils (author) 2016-04-24
Note: This is part five in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Paris, Texas, or start from the beginning At the Library. Carol Paris opened the door. “Hi dad,”…
At the Library Wils (author) 2016-03-25
Note: This is part one in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982 Harold Maine sat at the desk and leafed through the medical dictionary. "Did you even…
Autocorrect Wils (author) 2016-04-13
Note: This is part three in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry The Harold Maine Fan Club, or start from the beginning At the Library. The man tried again.“I'm…
Comfort Breaks Wils (author) 2016-05-16
Note: This is part eight in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Victims, or start from the beginning At the Library. ° ° ° Harold Maine pulled another beer from…
Damnation Wils (author) 2017-01-14
Note: This is part twelve in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Deliverance first, or start…
Deliverance Wils (author) 2017-01-14
Note: This is part eleven in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Endings first, or start from…
Endings Wils (author) 2017-01-01
Note: This is part ten in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Forgiveness first, or start from…
Forgiveness Wils (author) 2016-08-29
Note: This is part nine in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Comfort Breaks first, or start…
Golan Wils (author) 2015-07-25
Date: 2015-02-15 Time: 17:56 From: Subsite 23-Delta-K6 Lead Research Analyst Dr Marion Kelster To: Subsite 23-Delta-K6 Chief Security Officer Frank Onegra Subject: RE: (Ex)Agent Paris -…
Paris, Texas Wils (author) 2016-04-15
Note: This is part four in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Autocorrect, or start from the beginning At the Library. Calvin Paris sat and contemplated the man…
The Harold Maine Fan Club Wils (author) 2016-04-10
This is part two in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry At the Library first. “Hey! Hey wait!” Aidan Brown, half-human, half-lobster, continued walking - or…
Victims Wils (author) 2016-05-02
Note: This is part seven in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Webs, or start from the beginning At the Library. The police officer barred her way. “I'm sorry,…
Webs Wils (author) 2016-04-28
Note: This is part six in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry 7 Degrees of Separation, or start from the beginning At the Library. Harold Maine watched the tiny…
As Time Draws Near Wilt does not match any existing user name (author)
2013-02-06
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             "Diviner Anzak, if you'd please join me on the stage?"…
Shadow in the Wake Wilt does not match any existing user name (author)
2013-01-27
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             I am dying. Long ago did I know this; I had begun to slow…
Antediluvian Wogglebug (author) 2013-02-03
I walk. The Elder had always spoken so greatly of this day to me. He said that on the day on which a boy sets out, alone, to the top of the island, he begins his journey into manhood. I can feel…
Dust Wogglebug (author) 2012-10-02
An old man stands alone in a dusty room. The man, who is older than the room and a great deal dustier, walks slowly along a row of shelves. It is dark and the man cannot see what is on the shelves,…
Flamingos Wogglebug (author) 2012-06-14
Note: The following audio transcripts were recovered from an audio listening device found installed inside the home telephone of Arthur Windsworth during the recovery operation of SCP-1507. The…
Greener Pastures Wogglebug (author) 2015-03-28
It used to be different, but I suppose that all old men say that. That back in the day the air was cleaner, or the sun was brighter, or that the grass was greener. That’s how they remember it, so…
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Wogglebug (author)
2013-01-27
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             0855, 9/18/19██ - Command Site-206 receives a…
Rising Tide Wogglebug (author) 2013-02-06
In the very bowels of the earth, up against the hard heat of the rocks and the cool of the abyssal water, emerges a creature of born of darkness and stone. Covered in spines of rock and mud-brown…
The Thing That Hates Wogglebug (author) 2012-06-28
On a primordial beach a slimy thing climbs up onto the shore. It has abandoned its spawn-brothers, leaving them to the Great Beasts of the sea. It opens its new lungs, relishing in the sweet flavors…
100 Feet of ROPE! WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-05-19
“Yo Rashaun, I know you always like the weird shit, check this out!” It had been a long day at the Foundation, and Agent Rashaun Washington just wanted to see what his friends—his normal friends,…
Bigger Than Jesus WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-12-16
« The Journal of K. M. Sandoval | Hub | A Convincing Lyre » "Hello, young lady. What brings you here?" Emma narrowed her eyes slightly at the man before her. The old man. Had to be in his…
Corrido of the Man with Eyes in the Back of His Head WrongJohnSilver (author) 2017-02-26
The afternoon sun shone relentlessly on a remote corner of the Arizona desert, a flat plain dotted with little more than scrub, rolling hills on the horizon. No cloud served to mitigate the heat and…
Empedocles WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-12-29
Hippocrates, I have heard about your research into the composition of man. Your methods are impeccable, and I commend you on not focusing on the realm of gods, but on nature itself to determine the…
Funerals Are Fun WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-12-07
My brother Ross died a week ago in a freak accident involving a slow loris. Turns out, they're related to monkeys, and poisonous. Who knew? I never knew Ross was into slow lorises, anyway. The…
It's Just A Dream WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-03-01
Incident 209-A Experiment 209-A Experiment 209-B Experiment 209-C "Hey. Up late? Thought you were off duty. What you got there?" "Oh, I'm just going over the old reports from SCP-209 again. You…
Log Of Anomalous Items, Vol II WrongJohnSilver (author) 2018-07-07
Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity….
Lust in the Time of Anomalous Cholera WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-04-01
"Hello? Little weak people, what's wrong? Oh, all doubled over in agony from a little something? Unable to guard the containment chambers while your bowels empty? Hahaha! Oh, I will get my revenge…
Skeeve Online WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-05-21
Incident Report 2662-93 SCP-2662 reported an anomalous transmission to the Foundation associated with a recent video game purchase. Subject's copy of ██████ ██████ █ came with an undocumented "bonus…
The Journal of K. M. Sandoval LadyKatie (author)
WrongJohnSilver (author)
2015-09-27
Hub | Bigger Than Jesus » "All right, if you could please step up towards the object," says the stone-faced researcher. The lone man in the room takes two tentative steps towards the box on the…
Twisted Together WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-05-23
Rashaun shook his head. What did I just watch? he thought, as he opened his laptop. He entered the keycode for a Foundation online conference room and waited for the other members of his emergency…
Boiled, Scrambled, and Fried Wydness (author)
2018-05-17
SCP-049 was sick. For the first time in its stay at the Foundation, there was something clearly wrong with it. Over the security cameras, it had been observed holding its stomach and moaning,…
Director Rosie Overcomes His Sour Cream Addiction Wydness (author)
2018-07-29
The Office Site Director Rosie was slumped in the corner of his office, armed with a large spoon and a half-eaten jar of fresh sour cream. In fact, it was his third jar that afternoon. Site-214 was…

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A Night to Remember XaiviarNightwing (author) 2018-10-07
I was running down that hallway yet again, dreading what I knew would soon occur. I had been subjected to many unpleasant things in my lifetime, but none as traumatic as this. I was about to reach…
A Strange Orientation XaiviarNightwing (author) 2018-11-12
Once again, although you do not remember them, you dream of three voices… We are beings of thought, without physical form. We philosophize, as is our nature. We are beings of love, we watch over…
Subliminal Manipulations XaiviarNightwing (author) 2018-11-03
Five-thousand years ago from humanity's thoughts and ideas on the unknown, we coalesced into self-aware beings without physical form.Humanity's current trajectory is counter to that of the natural…
Don't Forget The Dead XilasCrowe (author) 2018-02-17
Haley Lee sat in her office, writing up a report on the latest death that had occurred in Site-27. There wasn't a lot to write. On February 7th, 2018, Eric Bernard, a fellow researcher on Site-27,…
Preface to Practical Logopsychology (1998) [2nd ed.] by ████ Thorn and █████ Włonsky xplkqlkcassia (author) 2017-01-27
CODE 192-DCLS - RESTRICTED GENERAL FOUNDATION USE RAISA (Records and Information Security Administration) has declassified portions of the following text under Code 192-DCLS for the purpose of…

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A Halloween To Surpass [REDACTED] Yuyushiki (author) 2018-10-29
An unsettling nervousness set down upon them as they approached it. Them being Charlie, Delta, Gama, and Romeo of MTF Charlie-5 ("Trick Or Treaters"). It being the massive, broken-down warehouse in…

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"It Might Have Been". Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-04-29
[Trigger warning - non-explicit description of rape.] “Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.” ~ John Greenleaf Whittier It was overcast, that day. For…
An Arm and a Leg Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-01-19
Kit lay on his back, staring up at the ever-changing clouds of a British Summer afternoon. Maybe it would rain, later, but right now he couldn’t smell it – couldn’t sense anything of the weather…
And Then, Gabriel Slept Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-11-13
Item #: SCP-KIT Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-KIT must never know where it is at any given time. SCP-KIT is allowed to travel to the Meat Market when equipped with a…
And Then, Kit Slept Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-07-04
It was the bright colours of the tattoo that caught his attention. On the back of her neck, were two eyes. They were different colours - ‘heterochromia iridum’ his brain supplied, seeking out the…
hands-under-the-water Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-02-21
It was calm, it was cold, it was reflective – and it was perfect. Kit took a deep breath and then dived into the semi-clear water of the river, breaking through the surface. Dead reeds and grass…
I Wish You Weren't Here Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-06-08
Gabriel was not exactly a novice when it came to Kit’s suicide attempts. He tried to believe that this change in behaviour couldn’t possibly be due to the over-exposure to amnestics, because then…
Kit Always Used to Think She Was Cool Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-03-28
Kit told the story the same, every time he told the story, every time he thought about her. He heard the click of heels in his head, determinedly strutting on the linoleum of the school corridors….
Kit's Bloomin' Adventure Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-07-30
Kit found himself enjoying the brick wall in the alleyway as two large men with identical looks on their identical faces strolled past him. For a moment, he nuzzled his cheek against the wall,…
Kit's Brotherhood Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-10-02
"…This time, it really is the end of the world," Kit mumbled shakily down the phone. "This time, I promise. There's zombies everywhere, and I don't have a gun. Blake, I…" He hesitated, stumbling…
Kit's Horror Hospital Of Horror Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-10-29
Things were so wrong here. His clothes felt starchy, and well-worn. Not dirty – Kit could smell the spice of orchid and patchouli oil wafting from the knitted jumper that came up short on his arms,…
Kit, The Storyteller Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-01-23
The Duvet Queen, Kit came to realise after being stuck in his home with ‘flu, wasn’t all that bad. She wasn’t big, or scary, or unexpectedly angry. She didn’t have the paws like a lion, a face like…
Live Now. Tomorrow, We Die. Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-01-13
It’s time to let him go. The way he kissed, smiled, and smelled. You have to let it go. The way his hands felt on your waist, the way he said your name, you have to let it go. Because that’s who…
Loskon in the Making Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-11-24
Kit's hand trembled, and he curled it into a fist. He was scared. Honest to God scared, and Kit never got scared. It all started with an innocuous text message. 'We have to talk.' The four worst…
No Racing By Horse-Drawn Vehicles Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-02-01
They smoked in the car on the way down. Kit put his feet up on the dash; Dawn playfully batted them off. The radio crackled at them, coming through clear as they tore past a town. “And dance, and…
One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby - The Finale Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-12-20
« Missed Part 3? Kit woke up on the third day, Christmas Eve, with a head full of gathering clouds – a storm threatening to blow his world apart. Matilda had needed minimal attention through the…
One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby - The Penultimate Chapter Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-12-19
« Missed Part 2? Kit hummed 'Close to You' as he started to prepare a bottle of milk before Matilda had a nap. He had started to notice that, when she was getting tired, her eyelids would become…
One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby Pt. 1 Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-12-16
When the knock on the door came, Kit had just put the finishing touches on his Christmas tree. It wasn't a typical Christmas tree – instead, it had been carefully painted on the wall of his living…
One Kit and an (Anomalous) Baby Pt. 2 Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-12-17
« Missed Part 1? Kit had been having the most amazing dream. It involved him, Gabriel, and a quiet night in, before his world was torn apart. It wasn't much but a longing feeling and, as he went…
Table Salt Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-04-04
Our relationship had always been a rather explosive affair. In the afterglow, after the sex, after the fight, after the blows exchanged, after the painful words, after coming home, after everything…
That One Time Kit Tried to Kill Himself Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-11-16
Kit distantly remembered a time when he had tried to kill himself, and the police had found him covered in chocolate from the doughnuts he had as a last supper, and they thought it was blood. His…
The Duvet Queen Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-10-02
It was a couple of days after visiting his brother that Blake noticed the scrappy note that had been pushed through his postbox, after the normal morning mail had been delivered. Rubbing sleep from…
The Price of Beauty Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-12-15
Lana woke up early that morning. Instantly, her gaze fell onto the form still sleeping beside her; her girlfriend, Maria. Lana smiled absently, and shifted from the bed in a way that wouldn't wake…
The Taste of Leaves Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-03-02
I did knock. I don’t know why. There was no reply so I slid the key into the lock and pushed the door open. I could hear my heart in my ears. “End of life plans.” It rang in my head. Closing your…
Twenty Minutes Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-01-14
Have you ever stared at a word for so long it lost all meaning? Have you ever forgotten how to do something simple, something you do every day? Have you ever forgotten the drive to work, the walk to…
two-ships-passing-in-the-night Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-12-13
There were once two identical houses. Each house had a pair within. Time moved swiftly forward and the pairs aged with this time. First, one pair lost their other half. Quickly, they were gone too….
We're Going to be Okay Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-11-20
“Dawn… you’ll never be alone in this world.” Kit’s words fluttered around her head like moths, above a dull headache and a noise of rushing water. Time flashed by - a vague memory of meeting in a…
You Never Visit Me Anymore Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-11-19
My daughter is dead. What else can be said, what else can be told but the story? She was a writer. An unsuccessful one, she called herself. Her agent struggled to get her work published – it was…
April Fools Zappanale (author) 2012-05-16
“Termination” is a word we heard a lot in this place. It was mostly heard over intercoms, or through the grape vines as gossip between the dorms. They didn't like that we talked between dorms at…
Brother's Keeper zaratustra (author) 2012-05-23
It was ironic, in a way. In a CK-event or NK-event extinction scenario, all SCPs that could be terminated were to be terminated, so that whatever shreds remained of humanity could have at least a…
Knee-Deep In The Keter zaratustra (author) 2012-01-21
SCP-076-2, Ablu ben Adam, grandchild of God, was covered in blood, charred by acid, burnt by fire, and having the time of his life. The Slipgate project, they had told him on his one hour of the day…
Pilot zaratustra (author) 2012-07-09
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Rough Beast zaratustra (author) 2013-02-22
Book of Movements, Third Gear: 00:01:00 And God was torn into six parts, and those parts were sent to the edges of the world, so that none that knew Its name might recover them. 00:02:00 The parts…
Internal Affairs Zederex Armin (author) 2018-06-11
The eerie feeling of the room. The color of it. Its bleakness. You think you're about to be questioned. You don't even know why you are here, but you think you're going to be instigated, of some…
The Book Zekky (author) 2012-04-09
“The Book teaches. The Book guides.” Alia repeated the mantra to herself, her voice trembling. The Keeper of the Book had performed her Last Reading several days ago, and now her body was being…
What are conspirational objects? Dr JamesH (author)
ZeroStrider (translator)
2018-10-12
— Hello, doctor. — Good morning, administrator. — Doctor, I am aware that I was supposed to be indisposed today, but, as you can see, I managed to overcome the minor problems I had and I can talk to…
On the Foundation’s Practice of the International System of Units and the Urgency for a Novel System of Measurements zkidanomalous (author) 2017-06-28
Dr. Edward A. Llewellyn, Esq. Senior Researcher Mail Box 3795, Site-██ gro.noitadnuof|nyllewellae#gro.noitadnuof|nyllewellae 27 December 20██ O5-1 through O5-13 The Overseer Council [DATA EXPUNGED]…
On the Home Front zkidanomalous (author) 2017-06-19
You sit down in your office chair. You look down the hallway At the hundreds of skips’ cells, (Roars throughout the dark hallway) Reminded of all the work to do To keep your world safe from harm. …
2525 North Waterworks St. Zmax15 (author) 2016-03-07
Task Force Designation: MTF Lambda-5 (Λ-5) Type: Combat/Containment Distribution: Specialized Response Moniker: "White Rabbits" Specialization: Operation in and containment of unstable, surreal,…
Every Other Day Zmax15 (author) 2015-09-09
SCP-507 heads on a wild adventure through wacky parallel universes, and may just learn his own shocking origins!                                                                           …
My Loever, the Dog: The Incredibly True Story of Kain Pathos Crow Zmax15 (author) 2016-04-01
My Lover, the Dog - Part one I’d always heard about Kain Pathos Crow, but I’d neve understood what he really was. He was a dog, but like that, so much a man. We were alone, I his new lab asisstant,…
Rabbit Here, Rabbit There Zmax15 (author) 2017-03-07
Drone in place. Sensors are green. Readings stable. ROGER, MOBILE STATION. CONFIRMATION TO DRILL. Confirmation received. Drilling now. We’re getting more resistance than expected. Estimated Mohs…
A Disturbance Zolgamax (author) 2014-03-09
The boardroom, as always, was stuffy. The windows had been painted over years ago, and nothing had ever been done about it. Though the issue was brought up from time to time at Board Meetings, it…
Birth by Guitar Zolgamax (author) 2014-06-24
Some people are fond of saying that those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. It would be more accurate to say that history is doomed to repeat itself. - Excerpt from The Coolest…
Dossier - FSF Delivery Zolgamax (author) 2015-03-19
Overview Crew List Dispatch Timeline Experimental Components Buffer Protocol Official Designation: Foundation Space Forces Light vessel Varuna [Modified] Delivery Design Summary: The Delivery…
That's the Spirit! Zolgamax (author) 2014-10-31
Agent Isaac Allred-Smith was not having a good October. It had all started on September 30, when he'd filed a request for temporary leave. Under "Reason for Request", he'd written, "Too much goddamn…
The Ballad of Region 352 Zolgamax (author) 2014-10-16
The following document was recovered from the field journal of LMTF 352-Dalet agent Isaac Allred-Smith during a routine documentation audit. At the request of Regional Director Kate McTiriss, it…
Where Bad Children Go Zolgamax (author) 2014-11-22
Though a powerful mind can overwrite all of existence, it requires significant discipline to truly eradicate what has come before. A burst of reality-altering energy, if unfocused, might radically…
A Sort of Challenge Zyn (author) 2015-03-01
It was eight in the morning and researcher Riven Mercer was on fire. That fact was probably something he should be more worried about, he thought to himself as he walked a pace and a half to his…
Ailier Zyn (author) 2013-09-21
This would have been the first project she’d have been a part of, the first report her name would be printed in full, not her brother’s, not Dr. Mark Kiryu, no, but somehow the object was proving…
Arbitrary Darkness Zyn (author) 2013-01-18
Another collection of villanelles based on SCP articles. The first is here. 003 917 1293 1468 1522 1541 1553 1595 1640 1832 1863 2307 2989 Biological Motherboard [for thedeadlymoose] Goddess,…
Birdseed Zyn (author) 2014-07-08
Twitter. Tweet. Chirp. Cheep. Glarblegurglewurblebruuuupslurp. There are many words for the sounds of birds, Sylvain Ailier thinks to himself. But it’s hard to get the sounds of the words right….
Decompression Zyn (author) 2016-05-10
“Wake up. We’re going to the beach.” At the sound of his supervisor’s voice, Researcher Riven Mercer looked up from his stack of documents, a slightly-crazed look in his eyes. “…Is this an…
Dreaming Zyn (author) 2012-08-20
I. Praefatio These well-lit rooms and stainless halls Are host to choruses of fear Behind each door a nightmare calls Contained by persons without peer Another test requires my aid I pass the doors…
If You Are Reading This... Decibelles (author)
djkaktus (author)
Jacob Conwell (author)
Roget (author)
Zyn (author)
2017-11-17
Throughout the various facilities of the SCP Foundation, it is not uncommon for the facility Ethics Committee liaison to collect letters from the personnel. These letters are typically addressed to…
Impressions Zyn (author) 2013-01-29
A decoration of sorts. First thing I saw at the facility. Tyhjä fidgeted. Everything here made him feel uncomfortable for some reason, maybe it was the simplicity of the unadorned, unremarkable…
Into That Good Night Zyn (author) 2012-08-27
A collection of villanelles based on SCP articles. The second is here. 086 091 121 134 469 506 776 1045 1171 1217 1231 1440 1510 1599 1673 1802 _­___-J The Office of Dr. REDACTED [for Voct]…
Irrational Zyn (author) 2013-08-23
Dr. Kiryu hummed absentmindedly, prodding the back of his assistant’s chair with his foot. The assistant in question gave a long-suffering sigh of annoyance. “Mark, what are you doing?” “Practicing…
Last Plane Out of the South azzleflux (author)
Djoric (author)
Dmatix (author)
Zyn (author)
2013-01-25
There was an airplane cruising over the Atlantic Ocean. For all intents and purposes, this airplane did not exist, though that fact is neither here nor there and is generally irrelevant to the point…
M13 Personnel Memorabilia Log Zyn (author) 2016-02-24
Accessing Personal Personnel Miscellaneous Memorabilia and Records Log Compiled by Manu Thirteen (Artificial Intelligence System, MTF Rho-19) Loading database entries… Compilation Sweep 3 (Mission…
Memory of a Masterpiece Zyn (author) 2014-09-16
Expedition log ███ Item Class: Not Applicable (anomalous object) Current Location: deciduous forest in ██████, ███████ (relocation discouraged) Temporary Designation: AO-9131 Day 1 Notes: AO-9131…
More than Ever Zyn (author) 2012-10-12
I was feeling more down than usual when I borrowed that book. I must have been, otherwise I probably would have passed it by. But then again I guess I really wasn’t expecting her to leave the way…
Reality Check Zyn (author) 2014-04-21
Item #: [pending] / SCP-XXXX Object Class: Safe Doctor Kiryu sat at his office desk, assorted experiment logs strewn around his workspace as he scribbled on the topmost sheet of paper. He didn’t…
Remember You Zyn (author) 2014-11-29
Today was a filing day, as far as Riven could tell. Kiryu Labs processed a cache of anomalous items every week. Generally, said anomalous items usually came accompanied by some basic safety…
Roach Wrangling at Kiryu Labs Zyn (author) 2018-01-02
Normally, Dr. Riven Mercer disliked cleaning the Kiryu Labs biological testing room. Listed simply as “Experimental Room 210”, it was less of an experimental chamber than an enormous haphazard…
Sacrifice Zyn (author) 2013-03-08
“They’re genetically identical to non-anomalous European honey bees.” Dr. Kiryu removed his glasses and tossed them onto his desk, sighing. An unexpected interception of a Marshall, Carter, and Dark…
Salut d'Amour Zyn (author) 2013-02-15
Another couple came to visit today. The man played a piece I’d never heard before, perhaps slow jazz; he wasn’t too much of a pianist, so I helped him out. He just needed to relax his wrists and get…
Slumbering Zyn (author) 2012-08-20
“And who would you be?” “Oh, I’m new… Here’s my ID.” “You’re the person working with that butterfly… One… one four… five something, right? Feeding duty or something of the like? Down the stairs,…
Snakes And Ladders Zyn (author) 2015-04-22
A lot of people pass through Site-19. The most common movement is the daily rush from lab station to experimental room to cafeteria back to lab station (with a few detours to the restrooms). Then…
Waking Zyn (author) 2012-08-14
Why am I here? This place gives me nightmares, but never really the right ones to discourage me from coming back. The horrors and chills are the waking kind, which manifest in the darkness when I’m…

misc


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The wall on which the prophets wrote, is cracking at the seams KindlyTurtleRock does not match any existing user name (author) 2018-12-01
"Smoke and debris dead-ahead!" A boy hollered his warning from the bridge of the COM Brigham Young. The gargantuan cogwork landship roared ahead under a blanket of smog belched from the bronze…
Be as Unhelpful as Possible (account deleted) 2018-10-08
The following was mistakenly recorded and automatically transcripted via a malfunctioning proximity unit located in the Site-23 break room. Its contents have been deemed unimportant and have been…
Gotham's Strangest Criminal (account deleted) 2012-06-10
Commissioner Gordon looked at the newest victim of Gotham City's latest killer, and sighed. "Why do all of the criminals insist on having these ridiculous M.O.s,?" he said, rubbing his forehead in…
A Man of Clay and Men Formerly Men 9Volt (author) 2018-06-13
« Archival Document — HSA-008-Advent || Black Sunrise || Operation AEON DAWN » Somewhere in the woods, Nazi-occupied Norway, 1944 … Knock knock. Benedikt Holzer rushed down the stairwell of…
Abstract Naught 9Volt (author) 2017-11-01
«Previously» An impossibility floated in the center of the decrepit room. Agent Danyal's eyes were fixed on it, ignoring the rusted paratech and concept-modifying devices around him. The sphere…
Derailment By Prehistoric Artillery Strike 9Volt (author) 2018-09-04
This was written as part of the SCP Original Character Tournament, Round One, between my own Gunhead Anomalocaris and Croquembouche's Senior Researcher ████ ████████. Be sure to check out…
Faster-Than-Light Prelude 9Volt (author) 2018-06-18
The pale lights reflecting off of Neptune's surface basked the corridors of Orbital Area-11 in an alien hue. N.J. Watts flung herself through the glow as she traversed the corrugated metal…
Interlopers 9Volt (author) 2018-10-09
◁ Previous Everything burned. Operator sped down a breaking emergency chute, the circuitry of its walls bursting into balls of fire. Much of the flames nearly licked the fleshy sphere Operator had…
Let the Winds Send You Onwards… 9Volt (author) 2018-11-17
◁ Previous Contact with humanity came once a week. Traveling to any location outside a light-year of the solar system meant traditional radio or similar communication methods were useless for…
Post-Post-Mortem Delights 9Volt (author) 2018-11-05
Karina steps into her apartment and finds it corpseless. Closets devoid of potential cadaver contents, refrigerator lacking all forms of gutted organs or rotted skulls, computer monitor not tracked…
Snapchat Trilobash (Cannon Fire Can't Fix Everything) 9Volt (author) 2018-09-29
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ Me uhhh hello? who are you? ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ of ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ hello! I'm here to inspect trilobites! wait can you read this Me why can't i read any of your messages how…
The First Sailors 9Volt (author) 2018-10-03
Four adventurers left the confines of a cryogenics chamber. "Fuck, fuck, too real! No thanks!" One bounded forward, one strode, one cleared their mind of their thoughts… Micha Maina sped across…
The First, the Last 9Volt (author) 2017-06-18
The faint lights of distant stars littered the weary sky, redirected in a multitude of ways through the stale atmosphere. Down below the cloudless heavens was the debris of an underworld. The…
Wrong Eve 9Volt (author) 2018-10-19
The gunshot cracks through the sound of thrumming bass. The nerves of everyone in the apartment turn to ice, every action frozen like a universal pause button was pressed. Chetan's hand stops…
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