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July 2008


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Archived Incident 076-2_682 Dr Gears (author) 2008-07-27
ATTENTION: REPORT 076-2/682 IS FOR REVIEW BY CLASS-4 PERSONNEL ONLY Incident: 076-2/682 SCP involved: SCP-682, SCP-076-2 Personnel involved: Dr. Gears, Prof. Kain Pathos Crow, Generals ████████████…
The Recording far2 (author) 2008-07-29
Item #: SCP-███ Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedure: SCP-███ requires no special handling or storage beyond that of typical electronic devices - keep it at a reasonable temperature, dry,…

August 2008


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NO DATA AVAILABLE

September 2008


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Of Able Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-09-11
The wind was harsh and cold, swirling gouts of the snow rippling around the man's thin frame, staining his black cloak like stars in the night sky. It tugged at his ragged clothing, sucking what…
SCP Fronts The Administrator (author) 2008-09-17
The Foundation uses the presence of other businesses and organizations as frontages to mask the existence of the SCP Foundation. These may be anything from local flower shops to international…

October 2008


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Personal Log of Agent AA DrClef (author) 2008-10-10
Personal Log of: Agent A█████ A██████, Mobile Task Force Omega-7, Pandora's Box. Date: October 10, ████ I shoulda taken the blue pill. When Dr. ██████████ told me that he had an opening for a…
Personal Log Of Paul Martin Dr Gears (author) 2008-10-10
Diary of Paul Martin, recovered among other personal belongings August 22nd, ████ Greg can be a jerk sometimes. It’s nice having a roommate who is gone three quarters of the time, but he has a bad…
Personal Log Of Dr Gears Dr Gears (author) 2008-10-15
Personal Log of Dr.Gears [NOTE: Dates and some sensitive information removed by Central Records. Original documentation available upon approval.] ███████ ██ Woke up early, due to the sound of…
Personal Log of █████ "Iceberg" ████ Iceberg 7 (author) 2008-10-16
Personal Log of Iceberg [NOTE: Dates and some sensitive information removed by Central Records. Original documentation available upon approval.] ███████ ██ ████ Morning I finally got a promotion….
The Warrior And The Dragon Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-10-25
Able paced towards the towering monstrosity casually, nonchalant in his motions, swaggering and grinning as he did so. A massive two-handed claymore was held in place over one of his shoulders, the…

November 2008


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Incident 239-B - Clef-Kondraki Dr Kondraki (author)
DrClef (author)
2008-11-04
Re: Internal Affairs Incident between Drs. Alto Clef and ████████ Kondraki, ██-██-████. This report is CLOSED. Any further edits must be approved by an O-5 level authority, except for basic…
SCP-239's Spell Book Dantensen does not match any existing user name (author) 2008-11-07
Written by Danteson                                                                                                                             The spell book has been revoked by the Foundation. It's…
Supplemental Report 239-B-192 DrClef (author) 2008-11-24
Interviewed: Dr. A. Clef, SCP number pending. Interviewer: Dr. ████████ Kondraki. Foreword: This interview took place 24 hours after the Site 17 incident. Begin Log, ██-██-████, ████:██:██ Kondraki:…
Experiment Log 158 AG Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-11-29
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, regarding SCP-158 in use for the Olympia Project . Date: 29-11-2008 Pre-Experiment Note I've gathered up several D-Class personnel, having interviewed and…

December 2008


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Termination_Order DrClef (author) 2008-12-04
TERMINATION ORDER by Dr. Clef. Interview Clef-88 commences now. Dr. Gears, interviewer. Dr. Clef, interviewee. You know who you look like? John Malkovich. You've got the same head and everything,…
Agent Ukelele DrClef (author) 2008-12-05
{Note: This document was retrieved during a raid on a known Global Occult Coalition safehouse by Task Force Omega-7, Pandora's Box. Sections of this document were damage in the firefight and…
Experiment Log 914 Theta Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-06
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, utilizing SCP-914 in obtaining base materials for the Olympia Project . Date: 05/12/2008 Pre-Experiment Note: This is to produce the base materials I need for…
085-Romance-Adult DrClef (author) 2008-12-10
Story Application: 085, A Romance in 2.5 Dimensions Chapter 1: Sierra Nevadas Her cadmium yellow #5 hair cascades down over her shoulders as she sits down in the corner of the canvas, looking up…
Experiment Log 040 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-13
Experiment Log of: Professor K. P. Crow, utilizing SCP-040 in obtaining base materials for the Olympia Project . Date: 13/12/2008 Pre-Experiment Note: I think it's about time we started trying to…
1st - 12th December 2008 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-13
02/11/2008 I got nearly no sleep yesterday. I was so consumed with the extractor that all my previous appointments I either forgot, or simply blew off. Unprofessional and immature, I know, but I…
Olympia Integration Experiment ALPHA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-22
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K. P. Crow Experiment Aims: To construct the physical body of the subject using SCP-291….
What Love Is, Part One agatharights (author) 2008-12-23
Warm and Wet By Dr Rights SCP-542, Herr Chirurg, stands imposing at his current seven-foot-two even while seated, the recently-replaced bones in his legs having boosted his height, though he still…
13th-23rd December 2008 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-25
13/12/2008 To Dr. Kain As you know, the holiday season is fast arriving. As such, it is the time for joy, happyiness, good will towards all men, that sort of thing. And the reason I'm writing this:…
The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation TheDuckman (author) 2008-12-25
NOTICE: NO MORE IDEAS ABOUT SEX. PERIOD. MAKE SURE YOU'VE TALKED TO SOMEONE ELSE, PREFERABLY IN CHAT, TO MAKE SURE YOUR IDEA IS ACTUALLY FUNNY. I WILL DELETE THINGS I DON'T LIKE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT,…
Olympia Integration Experiment BETA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-27
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K.P. Crow Experiment Aims: To integrate the physical body of the subject with the mental…
Olympia Integration Experiment GAMMA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2008-12-28
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K.P. Crow Experiment Aims: To test the properties, capabilities and limitations of the…

January 2009


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Production Model Changes and Procedures Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-01-02
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Changes to Olympia Prime (Production Model Template): Left eye is to come from Experiment 914 THETA Test Subject 2,…
Taking out the Trash Dr Kondraki (author) 2009-01-06
What a day. And what a way to end it too. Another day, another big pile of waste generated by the vast, churning machine that was the faculty and staff of Site 17. Every bit of detritus the place…
Technical Issues ManualSearch (author) 2009-01-10
After getting quite a few technical issue notes attached straight to my personnel file, I've decided to update the servers with a tech issue file. Place a dated note or comment into the tech files and…
The Bacterium (Part One) name (author) 2009-01-20
Not up to scale Incident Report 5615-XX-16 Witness: Charles Vuncouth Date: ██/██/██/ Synopsis: At 1500 hours, I was told by my direct superiors that I was going to be airdropped into a neighborhood…
SCP-048-ARC Dr Gears (author) 2009-01-21
Item #: SCP-048 Object Class: Euclid (Neutralized) Special Containment Procedures: SCP-048 is to be referred to as Joey. In the event that he is referred to as SCP-048, or an object, Joey becomes…
The Bacterium (Part Two) name (author) 2009-01-21
Extract from the Journal of Doctor Buried: It fits doesn't it. In the old textbooks from my school days with all the families of organisms charted out, viruses were conspicuously absent. And they said…
Payday Iceberg 7 (author) 2009-01-26
Another quiet day in this quiet town. On the east side of town stood a bank. It wasn't a large bank, it wasn't a small bank, just a bank. The neighborhood was small, and most importantly, didn't ask…
728 A Fat Ghost (author) 2009-01-27
I’m walking through the snow. The crunch of my footsteps creates a slow, yet persistent rhythm, the lack of a breeze allowing the sound to carry surprisingly far. My name is Neil, and I am hunting a…

February 2009


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SCPoems A Fat Ghost (author) 2009-02-05
Some day, they'll all be immortalised in verse, eh. Enjoy 682 Big angry lizard Kind of grumpy, but still fun Until he eats you 447 Delicious slime ball Leaves one feeling minty fresh No dead…
Perfection Dr Gears (author) 2009-02-10
“Do I hear five hundred thousand pounds?” “…” “Thank you…do I hear five fifty?” “…” “Thank you ma’am…do I hear six hundred?” “…” “Thank you…six fifty?” “One million pounds.” “…t-thank you sir. Do I…
Routine Psychological Evaluations By Dr Glass Pair Of Ducks (author) 2009-02-10
The following are excerpts from psychological evaluations performed by Dr. Simon Glass on Foundation personnel Dr. Glass: Alright, let's get this started. Dr. Alto Clef - Dr. Clef: [Subject hands Dr….
24th December 2008 14th January 2009 Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-02-18
24/12/2008 Well, Christmas Eve is here, and I believe Mr. Kringle may have infected the staff with cheer, because the amount of work getting done is non existent. Of course, I'm one to talk I'm the…
The 784 Incident: Part 1: Contact DrClef (author) 2009-02-18
Incident 784-1 once the D-Class personnel have finished rinsing the outside of the container using fire hoses, a third personnel will approach the container, and then affix the module to the…
Duke 'till Dawn Dr Kondraki (author) 2009-02-19
Foreword by O5-2: On █-██-████, an investigation was launched into the continued viability of SCP-083. Several factors were taken into account, such as the relative danger involved in sustained…
Agent Spoon's Personnel Request SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-02-20
To: O5 Command Proposal Type: Personnel Request From: Agent Spoon Date: ██/██/20██ Security Level: CLASSIFIED Introduction: After careful review of the Foundation's special Mobile Task Force Teams, I…
The Lockdown - Introduction Dr Gears (author) 2009-02-20
Agent Greenwell was by no means afraid, only strongly wishing to be elsewhere. As he ran, quickly avoiding small chunks of rubble and broken machinery, his thoughts remained more on the past then the…
The 784 Incident: Part 2: Negotiation DrClef (author) 2009-02-20
Part 1: Contact When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back Looking back, I'm not sure what I thought was going to happen when that crazy bitch showed 784 the photo. If I had to put money on…
The 784 Incident: Part 3: Escalation DrClef (author) 2009-02-24
Part 2: Negotiation Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't Hey, Clef? What's up, Draki? Not much. Hey, can I borrow your cat for the weekend? I guess. Why the hell you'd want to…

March 2009


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Message In A Bottle HK-016 (author) 2009-03-07
The following is a transcript of a handwritten letter found in a 20-ounce glass beverage container, found near Lake [REDACTED] in southwest Wisconsin. Signs of struggle were evident, and upon closer…
Target Practice Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2009-03-11
The fly floated down onto the nose of the statue gently, watching its surroundings carefully for any sign of a predator. Content with the fact that there were none, it began cleaning itself, endlessly…
Unknown Log File Dr Kondraki (author) 2009-03-20
Special Containment Center 23 Terminal Welcome, please enter user ID. ethaum Please enter password. Password Accepted… . Loading… . Clearance validated… . Welcome, Commander Thaum….
A Man At the Top of His Profession name (author) 2009-03-21
1985 Sometimes, when he was feeling particularly ungrateful, Doctor Glut wondered why his younger, redheaded wife had married him, and theorized that it might be because of some kind of father…
Life's Cold TroyL (author) 2009-03-21
I look into the metallic reflection of myself in the elevator door. I see it every day. Or just about, since sometimes work keeps me on base for days on end. Smooth polished steel. You can see your…
CotBG Bible Fragments Dr Gears (author) 2009-03-24
Note: The following are sections of text recovered from the body of what is assumed to be a member of “The Church of The Broken God.” It is assumed they are part of a larger document or “Bible”, but…
Iceberg puts 135 on ice Iceberg 7 (author) 2009-03-24
█-██-███: While its shape shifting abilities proved to be of some interest for a time, as other shape shifting SCPs were discovered, and after study in to the extreme amount of damage it can cause to…
UIU Files Chapter 1 SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-03-25
To all units operating in west coast of the United States, this is a PRIORITY ONE order issued from CENTCOM. There is evidence to suggest that two Keter-level targets, codenamed “Toto” and “Dorothy”,…
The 784 Incident: Part 4: Breach DrClef (author) 2009-03-26
Part 3:Escalation Until the End of the World Eighteen Months Ago All right, next question. Mmmm? Imagine you just won a contest and you have your choice of two prizes. Is one of them you? …

April 2009


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Agent Apocalemur's Journal apocalemur (author) 2009-04-02
The following are the journal entries made by [DATA EXPUNGED], currently known as Agent Apocalemur, over the time period between his discovery of SCP-307 on ██ ████, 200█, and his recovery by the SCP…
The 784 Incident: Part 5: Breaking Point DrClef (author) 2009-04-10
Part 4: Breach Plausible Deniability Post-Incident Interview, ██-██-████ Interviewer: And that was when Director Valentine breached containment on SCP-784. Clef: That is correct. Interviewer: And…
Island Story carriontrooper (author) 2009-04-15
It was a dream, or at least it felt like one. Hana had been invited to the ocean god's palace. She went there in a banana-leaf canoe, drifting through an orange ocean, the sea melting into the sunset,…
269 A Fat Ghost (author) 2009-04-19
“Explain to me why we’re hiding in somebody’s old, abandoned crap-shack, son.” Neil R. Ghost (age twenty-eight) had never imagined that he would find himself in the situation that he was in presently….
Tales From The Bright Side 1 TheDuckman (author) 2009-04-19
Tales From The Bright Side Chapter 1: Waiting on God oh! I wish to again formally register my objections to this line of experimentation. I said, addressing my comment to the turned back of one Dr….
The 784 Incident: Part 6: Escape DrClef (author) 2009-04-20
Part 5: Breaking Point You Can't Go Home Again Eighteen Months Ago So, if you'd let me finish my question? Mmmm? Sure, sure Okay, here it is. Let's say that you've got a choice of two…
The 784 Incident: Part 7: Conclusion DrClef (author) 2009-04-20
Part 6: Escape Ever Dance With the Devil in the Pale Moonlight? Delta One, in position. Delta Two, in position. Delta Three, in position. Delta Six. Go. Beatrix Maddox sat on the lakeshore…
Tales From the Bright Side Chapter 1.5 TheDuckman (author) 2009-04-23
Tales from the Bright Side 1.5 Intermission: Back to the Return of the Son of the Future Strikes Back 3125 The young man blinks as the VR helmet rises, attempting to sort through the various memories…
A Day Of Infamy - A short story of SCP-705 Waxx (author) 2009-04-30
The field marshal peered through his binoculars at the soon-to-be battlefield laid out before him. His epaulets gleamed in the warm light, a soft breeze tickling his well groomed moustache as he…

May 2009


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Interview C Dr Gerald (author) 2009-05-05
Interviewed: Agent Thompson. Interviewer: Dr. Sylvius Forward: Post-incident interview with the only survivor of the anomalous SCP-C Blizzard. Begin Log Dr. Sylvius: Okay, let's begin. Tell me,…
Badges And Scorecards Waxx (author) 2009-05-07
Leningrad, December 1979: The flicker of your nightlight casts an unsettling glow throughout your small bedroom and the wind rattles your window, keeping you from finding sleep. Your young mind runs…
Don't Call Us, We'll Find You Heiden (author) 2009-05-14
Electronically recorded journal of Dr. Gerard L. Johnston. Recovered after a recommendation for employment was made by his superior, Dr. Devon Corbin. Dr. Johnston's continued employment is being…
The Hatbot Chronicles DrEverettMann (author) 2009-05-17
Dr. Mann sat low in the seat, like a student sitting before the principal. I suppose you want to know what happened. We have six escaped SCPs, over fifty casualties, and tens of thousands of…
Thy Will Be Done Dr Gears (author) 2009-05-18
The two men quickly walked down the hall, pushing the small cloth-covered cart in front of them. A sudden door slam far behind them made the older man cry out, to be quickly stifled by the younger as…

June 2009


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Log Of Anomalous Items Sophia Light (author) 2009-06-04
Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity….
Recovered Documents From Cell 3 Dr Gears (author) 2009-06-13
1- Transferred from the barracks, finally. The trip took forever, I’d have to guess about six hours, but I couldn’t see, and I fell asleep a few times, so I guess it really could be anything. Four…

July 2009


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An Evening With Bright TheDuckman (author) 2009-07-23
One fine day in the Foundation, Dr. Bright finds the need to clean up some small problems. A researcher has been asking questions, and, worse, questioning Bright. And so it is that Dr. Jack Bright…
The Man with Oscilloscope Eyes DrClef (author) 2009-07-23
The smoking ruin of the black Crown Victoria lay on the side of the road, its wheels slowly turning in the air, a massive tree trunk piercing the windshield. The tree had blasted through the safety…
Places Where the Birds Don't Cry tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2009-07-28
██/██/████ I woke up late again today I really should start setting an alarm or something. Doc Rhodes was pretty pissed off, said I'm the worst secretary he's ever seen. That old man's told me that…
Clef And Dimitri Hit The Road Waxx (author)
DrClef (author)
2009-07-28
A sabbatical? At least one month, Dr. Glass said, nervously fingering the panic button under his clipboard. The figure sitting in the chair across from him slowly blinked its uncannily colorful…
Memories From A Past Life Waxx (author) 2009-07-30
The summer sun hung low in the sky, turning the clouds all shades of orange, red, and purple, sunbeams shining through the pine trees that lined the sides of this unpaved road. They drove slowly in…
Play Dr Gears (author) 2009-07-31
I was deposited to awareness with an abruptness normally reserved for the newly born, and much like them, my first view of the world was enough to send me into wracking sobs. I attempted to recoil, to…

August 2009


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Retirement Policy SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-08-02
It was a rather late night in the Site-19 cafeteria. Though the Foundation never slept, most of its workers did. The majority of the site staff was either back at their homes, or in on-site housing…
Shoulda' Stayed in Dubai tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2009-08-03
Messrs. Skeffington and Branks of Marshal, Carter, and Dark's 'acquisitions firm' were very much not men to be trifled with, yet as he heated a slim knife blade with his pocket lighter and reached for…
Games Reality Benders Play TheDuckman (author) 2009-08-03
The old man stands over her hospital bed, staring down at the girl. She is wired to all sorts of machines, beeping and booping, all of them designed to keep her alive. All of them unneeded. He leans…
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream Aelanna (author) 2009-08-04
August 3, 200█: A red light blinked on and off, annoyingly insistent amongst a sea of green and blue denoting the status of the Foundation's worldwide assets. The man at the console, annoyed at being…
Opportunity Knocks tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2009-08-06
It is four thirty in the morning, and I've just woken up in the shower, laying in the tub with a fierce stream of hot water gone cold with time running frigid down my face. I have no idea how long…
Shuffle Tick Tick DrMagnus (author) 2009-08-06
Every night for the past month, I've had the same dream. I'm in a dark tunnel, and I hear a noise behind me. It's quiet, faint. It always draws closer. Shuffle tick tick. Shuffle Tick Tick. Such an…
The Loft Quikngruvn (author) 2009-08-07
“Hurry up, we’re gonna get caught!” Jenny whispered, failing to stifle a giggle. “Come on,” I muttered, “I’ve popped harder locks in my sleep there!” I stood, one hand on the jimmied doorknob, and…
The Real Monsters DrClef (author) 2009-08-07
When I was a little boy, I was afraid of monsters. They always lurked in the dark places where the light didn’t reach. It didn’t matter how many times my father shone a flashlight into the dark…
Scratches SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-08-07
scritch scritch scritch I couldn’t get any sleep last night. There was something scratching from behind the walls. It’s probably just rats or something. I’ll probably get it checked out tomorrow….
Reddawn Waxx (author) 2009-08-10
Patterns Aelanna (author) 2009-08-17
Dear Mom, Hi from school, it's me, Elaine. I know it's been a while since I've written anything, but it's been really busy over here and I just haven't had the time. I know it's strange for me to be…
Astronomical Sophia Light (author) 2009-08-18
Our planet was dying. There are many explanations I could give for this, countless stories of failures and failed ideas and the inability of one lonely species to see the truth, endless tales of…

September 2009


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Incident Report I 028 F wanabeswordsman (author) 2009-09-06
Incident Report: I-028-F SCP involved: SCP-028 Personnel involved: Agent Stebritz, Security Officers Gomez and Bishop, D-1437 Date: ██/██/████ Location: Site █ Description: I was assigned the duty of…
Chowderclef DrClef (author) 2009-09-29
Darkness loomed over the streets of Night City, the shadows casting long shadows over the cracked asphalt pavement, the city's dark darkness lurking deep within its shriveled black hearts, as black as…

October 2009


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CONFISCATED DOCUMENT 941-B Waxx (author) 2009-10-12
Document 941-B was located in the men's lavatory at Site ██ June 3, ████. Despite an authorized review by the on-site forensic department, there are as of yet no clues as to who is responsible for…
The Medium Sophia Light (author) 2009-10-15
I am a wire. They're finding new ways to kill me. Even now, I can hear 00201, screaming, relentless, and under it and above it and around it and through it there's 598, pressing, like a vice, trying…

November 2009


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December 2009


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DR. COG AND THE PLASTIC FANTASTIC A Fat Ghost (author) 2009-12-03
One day, Dr. Cog was walking through his lab (being a scientist and all), when he found Dr. Crow trying to catch his attention. It was never a hard thing to do, as Dr. Cog was usually quite bored, and…
Dear Diary Nioki (author) 2009-12-07
Dear Diary *Click click tap click tap tap tap* Alright, Videira. Here's the script you were wondering about. This thing was a sort of dramatization of a little research disaster that…
Loop Leicontis (author) 2009-12-07
*shatter* FLASH I'm lying on the floor, in more pain than I've ever felt before. I guess this is what it feels like to have a bullet in your gut. The pain is a constant but everything else is fading:…
The Runner Djoric (author) 2009-12-10
There is, in a small national park somewhere in the US, a bike path. This bike path is hardly unusual: it is roughly twelve miles long, and makes a circuit around a small lake. Most of the path is…
Daddy Jack Rankin (author) 2009-12-20
Dear Diary, Hello! My name is Lucy Campbell and I am 8 years old. When I grow up I want to be an actress like Emma Watson because she is very pretty! My mummy is also very pretty and very clever and…
Lullaby SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-12-28
“Christ, 204 really did a number on this place.” Agent Williams frowned as he surveyed the damage the Keter level SCP caused to its containment cell. “I concur. The monetary damages caused by this…

January 2010


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A Video Oddity Djoric (author) 2010-01-02
Anomalous Item 20224 is a series of eight DVD-Rs containing unedited footage of an apparent nature documentary, collectively labeled as “Documentary 23”. The picture and sound quality of the footage…
Document C 88 Il Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-02
Beyond the dim, childish rays of Sol burn the steady, glowering lights of slumbering embers. Millions of lifetimes away lie the quasars, the softly thrumming globes of aging light, somehow ancient in…
Experiment Log 784-BETA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2010-01-10
Experiment Log – SCP-784-BETA Purpose: To discover the appropriate nerve endings that SCP-784 must be connected to in order to function correctly. To replenish stock of SCP-784, in order to allow for…
Olympia Integration Experiment-OMEGA Kain Pathos Crow (author) 2010-01-10
Project Codename: Olympia Project#: PRJOLM-000134 Clearance and File#: NPF-00051473 Head Researcher: Professor K.P. Crow Purpose: There will be a conscious effort to improve the product of the Olympia…
Page 285 of the Guild Ledger bleggs (author) 2010-01-12
A woodcutting, commiſsioned to depict the capture of the dread beaſt, with a great number of aſsailants upon the flesh of its back. AN ENTRY for the expreſs Purpoſe of addition to the Guild…
Fortunate Son bleggs (author) 2010-01-14
Marcus straightened his tie and brushed his hair to the right side with his hand. One of his roommates was playing Tupac and wildly throwing gang symbols at his desk. He could see him in the mirror….
CONFISCATED DOCUMENT 847-26, "CALENDAR" Waxx (author) 2010-01-15
Document 847-26 was removed by security teams from Site 17's third floor break room after shots were exchanged between Agent ██████████ and Dr. ██████ resulting in the requirement of a new clone body….
Presence Photosynthetic (author) 2010-01-18
During the recent Foundation raid on a Marshall, Carter, and Dark Exhibition for the Perusal of Artistic Anomalies, Foundation agents discovered the following journal entry. The author, Ms. ██████…
His Clockwork Servants tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-01-18
Where are His clockwork servants? Where is the work of His hands? Where are Her digital lovers? What are His broken commands? Vasily swallowed hard as Father Aglayev wiped a slim bronze blade on a…
Reentry Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-18
Everything was screaming. The dials, the readouts, everything was screaming, but he noticed none of it. What he noticed was the heat. He was burning. Not on fire, but inside, burning with a searing…
Swimmer Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-18
The water was cool, if a bit murky. The lake was the color of tea, owing to its past as a logging route. Great banks of long tree trunks would bob and sink, staining the lake. At least, that's what…
The Vault Dr Gears (author) 2010-01-18
The door was heavy, and old, but still strong. It sealed the passage tight, blocking even light from around its edges. The hall was claustrophobic, and in near total darkness but for the dim,…
Stratagem Djoric (author) 2010-01-23
“Tater tots? That’s what they give us for lunch? Tater tots?” Dr. Harold Breaker looked down at the brownish nuggets on his plate, alongside the chicken patty sandwich with its flimsy pickles and…
Metafiction Voct (author) 2010-01-28
Dr. Northrop scratched his ear nervously, and tried not to wonder whose mannerism he was imitating. As the senior staff Bright, and Rights, and Kondraki, and oh god Clef, and Crow, and Gerald, and…
The List Of Wonders DrEverettMann (author) 2010-01-31
The Beller walked through the Waste, leaving no tracks. He was a tall, lanky man with black hair and beady eyes. He wore a blue jacket over a red skirt of patches and rags, with a small tongueless…

February 2010


Title Author Created
Winding Down Sophia Light (author) 2010-02-01
Oh, the cold here was biting. He wouldn't have noticed it if it weren't for his left lung, his left lung and the stupid bits of exposed bone about the sternum. The last unconverted parts of his whole…
Audio Logs: Last Man Standing DrKens (author) 2010-02-01
[[Accessing Site 23 Logs.]] [[ / DATABASE CORRUPTED / ]] [[Identifying and playing most recent playable Audio Logs.]] [[Log: XC/CC/????-ERROR: DATE LOG CORRUPTED]] [[Original Login: Kensington, Jacob;…
World Tour agatharights (author) 2010-02-01
There were a lot of ghosts. It was a given, and she’d known it the whole time, but it still startled her a little as the UAV moved over the desert. They were usually invisible to the naked eye, but…
Whole Aeish (author) 2010-02-01
What was fragmented is now one. What was in pieces is now fixed. That which was broken is now whole. She who was dormant is brought forth. We have succeeded in our task. The future of the Broken God…
Puzzle Aelanna (author) 2010-02-01
Now that I think about it, the old man wasn't trying to keep it away from us so he could solve it. He was trying to keep it away from us so we couldn't. He was dirty and unkempt, his hair a matted…
Wasteland Dr Gerald (author) 2010-02-02
Gareth poked his head over the rocks, peering across the blasted landscape. It was a particularly hot day, the sun's rays bouncing off the endless gray of the wasteland, nothing but the occasional…
Of Multiverses and Dandelion Wine DrClef (author) 2010-02-02
The problem is, one of the first things you do when you make dandelion wine is throw away the flowers. Seventeen minutes. That's how long the world lasts this time. The crucifixes with their…
Exit Strategy SpoonOfEvil (author) 2010-02-03
There are still no damage reports from the missiles the United States has launched The dead are walking the streets! Be sure to lock your doors No hospital is safe! on a nearby island, there's…
Doctor Doctor Doctor TheDuckman (author) 2010-02-03
I told them not to do it, Bright remarked offhandedly, over his shoulder. I know you did, Bright replied, sweeping up the debris. It helped that he had a couple of extra pairs of hands to get the…
Empty Spaces bleggs (author) 2010-02-03
The Captain focused his binoculars and scrutinized the valley below. The highway bent around the hills, littered with refuse and empty cars. Beyond the road was an inlet. The muddy waters flowed…
Waxx's entry Waxx (author) 2010-02-04
Dmitri cradled her in his arms, carrying her the short distance to his office and resting her gently on the couch. She was deathly pale, shivering and breathing shallowly, her eyes staring blankly…
One Bad Mother DrEverettMann (author) 2010-02-06
The Conception Dr. Kald and Dr. Mann waited in the main chamber of 542's new accommodations, sitting in the lush chairs they had arranged for their charge. It had taken them months to get access to…
Revenants Photosynthetic (author) 2010-02-10
There is a gun in his hands. AR-15 automatic rifle (his mind supplies automatically), standard issue for new Agents or emergency armament, fairly new, pretty battered. He's familiar with this one, and…
A Chance Encounter Quikngruvn (author) 2010-02-10
“…in three, two, one, mark,” said the pilot as the ship blinked in from hyperspace. “All systems normal, and… there’s the landmark beacon. It looks like we’re ready for the nineteenth system when you…
Wednesday - 1 Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-11
It started January 5th, about nine in the morning. Mrs. Foster was explaining factoring polynomials to us, and I was exhausted. I wanted desperately to go back to bed and sleep. Too soon after…
Wednesday - 2 Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-12
Back to part one I hid in the boiler room when the panic started. I would sleep a little, and wake up whenever someone tried opening the door. I'd hold it shut until they gave up, and I would go…
Revised Entry FullHazard (author) 2010-02-14
Item #: SCP-173 Object class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may…
Euclidean Thinking MisterFlames (author) 2010-02-14
I climb up to the edge, and pull myself over to the next space. I really wish I could have studied more, there's so much here I don't understand. Quiet, now I'm used to that. Most of the time, I hear…
Wednesday - 3 Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-14
Back to part two I almost screamed at the sudden thud. Cyrus threw open the little kitchen window and pushed me into the cupboard below the sink. What are you d ? Shh, he said, shutting the…
Fifteen To Sixteen agatharights (author) 2010-02-15
“I’d think it would be warmer.” “Huh?” “The end of the world. I mean, think about it. When somebody says post-apocalyptic wasteland, you picture a desert, right?” “Mm. I guess so.” “Instead of the…
Relics Djoric (author) 2010-02-15
The cleric stepped over the corpse of the treasure hunter, shaking his head sadly. Such a waste of life. And those others they had found in the ruins, they would have been a welcome addition to the…
Along Came A Spider apocalemur (author) 2010-02-15
He cautiously made his way through the ruins. He had a name, but it had long since been forgotten. His name was now a word that had been written under a drawing in the margin of a journal he didn’t…
Break On Through bleggs (author) 2010-02-16
The page does not (yet) exist. The page scp-169 you want to access does not exist. • create page “That’s funny,” you think. “I could have sworn…” You click on the Recent posts link. Maybe there’s…
And It Starts With A Song Nioki (author) 2010-02-17
The end of the world starts with a song. You wake up, still hopped up on the pain pills they pass out like candy here. Someone changed the radio station while you were out, instead of sports scores…
The God And World agatharights (author) 2010-02-17
The priests looked up in horror as there was a great, deep growl from above them. Somewhere, in the vast impenetrable body of their World and their God… metal ground to a halt. It was a horrifying…
Document Recovered From The Marianas Trench Dr Gears (author) 2010-02-18
I need to write this down, because I forget things sometimes, and I think what I heard today was important. Not to me, the time for me or almost anyone else alive on Earth today to make a difference…
Interference Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-22
Back to part three Agent Erika Sarin sighed for a moment before raising her megaphone once more. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, she said, her voice booming over the school parking lot. I need you…
Wednesday - 4 Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-23
Back to Interference I heard white noise, unbearably loud against ears so used to silence. I turned around, my heart racing, but it was just Cyrus messing with the radio. There won't be anything, …

March 2010


Title Author Created
We're Off To Be The Lizard TheDuckman (author) 2010-03-02
And so, Dr. Samet continued from his wheelchair, his right foot still in a cast after that terrible, accidental firearm discharge, We must now proceed with the application of- He stopped, staring…
In the Big League Leicontis (author) 2010-03-02
Your ID, sir? You nervously present your ID badge to the heavily-armed guard, who scans the barcode with a handheld reader, checks the display, and hands it back to you with a nod. Whatever this…
. . . the best and the wisest man whom I have ever known. DrClef (author) 2010-03-12
A possible future Jack Bright pushed his way past the holo-sign reading Closed to Visitors and made his way up the polished carbonate stairs to the monorail. There was a single car waiting for him….
That Goddamn Thing Sorts (author) 2010-03-17
The seat that was provided was a harsh gunmetal black edifice, warped enough that it was effectively impossible to place all four legs on the floor at once. It made an obnoxious clacking sound when…
Welcome to the Machine bleggs (author) 2010-03-18
The squad split to opposite sides of the street at the head of the block. Private Scott followed two others and the sergeant into a bombed out church. The four soldiers sifted between the pews, calmly…
Name, Rank, Serial Number DrClef (author) 2010-03-22
Sergeant Thomas Allenby. Serial number nine four two The butt of the revolver cracked against his jaw, hard. Sergeant Allenby laughed bitterly as he spat out a broken tooth onto the packed dirt…
Sailing To Gallipoli Nioki (author) 2010-03-23
His scarred chin had a single line of saliva running down it, clinging to the indented flesh, and I reached forward with my tissue to wipe it off. The scar ran from his right cheekbone downwards, just…
Performance Anxiety Edcrab (author) 2010-03-23
“He stood his ground when facing an entity forty times his size. I can respect that.” “He died.” “Yes.” James nodded. “That’s why I respect his decision.” Said entity had devoured Oates without pause,…
Yellow Death FullHazard (author) 2010-03-24
Tonight would be the last night of the siege. Gaius Marius Quartius, the Centurion in charge of the fort, had said that for the last three nights, but Titus knew that they couldn't hold out any…
The Human Part of the Equation TroyL (author) 2010-03-26
Sgt. Mansell looked into the room one last time, his eyes already red from the dust and tears that now streaked his cheeks. The smell of vomit lingered on his clothes with the blood and rot. He felt…
Business As Usual Djoric (author) 2010-03-27
The weather that afternoon was unabashedly foul. The sky was heavy with clouds, the dark grey wetness oozing into everything until nothing was dry. Patches of skeletal, leafless trees stood guard over…
The Man from Maple Street TroyL (author) 2010-03-30
Randy Bragg’s arms still hurt from the morning pushups he had recently resumed. He had to do something, after all. Even if it meant that his food might not last as long, that the precious, life-giving…
Epitaph Dr Gears (author) 2010-03-30
Dr. Iceberg wove his way down the hall on a makeshift I.V. crutch, with Dr. Gears limping alongside. Most of the security teams and cleaning crews had already passed, so they had the hall to…

April 2010


Title Author Created
Recurrence Quikngruvn (author) 2010-04-01
I'm in a crowd, in front of a stage. Not sure where, but it doesn't matter, just that it's dark. Up on the stage I can tell there's a band. Just noodling a bit, sounds like, till the drummer counts…
Saving Sigurrós Potter TroyL (author) 2010-04-01
Harry and Dumbledore strode through the front doors of the evil foundation, having bown them of there henges and look at Doctor Blight, the evil wizard responsible for the imprison ran by Muggles of…
...Like a Russian Racehorse FPST (author) 2010-04-02
Agent Strelnikov sat in his office, reading the latest reports on the recent round of tests on SCP-682. Nothing unusual. A few (actually, not so few) D-Class deaths, and a near-escape by that damned…
Intermission2 TheDuckman (author) 2010-04-03
Transcript of Autopsy 3-12-2015AC All right. This is Dr. Jack Bright, recording autopsy 3-12-2015AC. Subject is a humanoid male, age indeterminate. Subject is believed to be James Halforth, also…
Log of Extranormal Events carriontrooper (author) 2010-04-03
Foreword: This page is to document anomalous events that have attracted the Foundation's interests, but occurred too briefly for the Foundation to secure or contain them. Instead, the Foundation…
The Death Of Alto Clef, aka Agent Ukulele, aka Adam ben Yahweh, aka Lucifer, First of the Fallen, aka That Bastard, etc. DrEverettMann (author) 2010-04-06
And then the sun went out.
Clef Dies The Raven (author) 2010-04-07
Disclaimer This was a joke. Please don't shoot me. Alto Clef waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were SCPs in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now…
Father Of Lies Dr Gerald (author) 2010-04-07
Agent Jason Suthers woke with a start, thinking that the only way he could feel this way would be if his face were on fire. From what he could tell, his head was covered in heavy bandages and he felt…
In Which Dr. Clef Does Not Die, Nor Participate in the Furtherance of any Memes, Nor Even Appear In the Story At All Sorts (author) 2010-04-07
Russel sat on the porch and watched the paper boy ride past. He waved. After a few moments Russel heard his wife of thirteen years call from within the house. He pulled himself to his feet and took…
The Lesser of Two Evils apocalemur (author) 2010-04-08
Awaken, Brother. The man on the altar slowly opened his eyes. He was certain he hadn't moved, yet the surroundings were clearly different. Before, he had been in what had seemed at first to be a…
Influenza Dr Gears (author) 2010-04-09
I've been sick for days now. That bubbling nausea that fills your throat, makes you feel as if you're about to throw up every time you burp or so much as breathe out your mouth. Holding the toilet,…
Old Men, Young Men Waxx (author) 2010-04-09
They sat across from one another, between them a table with a chessboard, two glasses of vodka and one ashtray. The elderly man rubbed his stubbly chin, bushy grey eyebrows furrowed in consternation…
GFC Arlecchino (author) 2010-04-09
A cold sweat had been coursing it's way down Dr. Gerald's spine for the last 20 minutes as he waited outside Dr. Bright's office. The hallway seemed to darken by the second, lights dimming into…
The Decoy agatharights (author) 2010-04-09
Clef felt a little regretful, he would have to admit. He’d always found Rights very agreeable, if not the brightest bulb on the chandelier. At the very least, he felt sorry enough to sit at her…
Hats teaflower (author) 2010-04-15
I have not been here long. I do not know much. But if there's one thing I know, it is this: Alto Clef cannot die. The guy is immortal, I swear. He can sit in 682’s containment cell for an hour and not…
A Fitting End Djoric (author) 2010-04-16
It’s not every day that the Foundation hosts a funeral. Occasionally, a loyal agent or staff member receives a small ceremony and a burial on Site 19, but not often. The family might get the…
All They Want is the Blood Sorts (author) 2010-04-18
Day 2 of Containment cycle 366 Wait, so are you actually ? Agent Xavier Garcez asked with that same incredulous, gushy tone that the new staff always had when they saw the nameplate on the desk. …
I Remember My Heroes MisterBibs (author) 2010-04-20
Grandson, you're a small child now, and you've started asking about them. You're far too young to be told, so I've brushed you off. I've decided to write you this note, for when you're older. How I…
Unfinished Business TroyL (author) 2010-04-26
More recent reports on brain activity suggest that SCP-239 is developing a complete resistance to the rotation of drugs we’ve used to keep her comatose. This could easily result in her reawakening….

May 2010


Title Author Created
The Improbable Bibs MisterBibs (author) 2010-05-05
Today MisterBibs, Agent of the Foundation, was having string of good luck for the past month. This, naturally, gave him an astonishingly bad mood. Bibs wasn't an entirely spiritual person, but he did…
A Visitation AssertiveRoland (author) 2010-05-05
Outside the apartment’s windows, the sound of children laughing drifted from the park, a block away. Professor Ian Thomas sank into his couch without really looking around the room. He closed his…
Document Alpha-Zeta-2 Aeish (author) 2010-05-07
Document recovered in the canteen of Site-██. Current source of writings are unknown, but at this time theorised [REDACTED]. Item appears to be some form of diary, however as the possibility of it…
A Well Practiced Introduction Nioki (author) 2010-05-09
I shivered like a jackhammer, even with my heavy down jacket drawn up around my neck. It felt like at least ten below zero, thanks to the wind chill, which by all logic should have been stopped by the…
The King Is Dead Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-13
“ Please be seated. Let's get to business, I know you are all busy, and I appreciate all of you taking time out ” “Cut it, Three.” “ Very well. I think we all know the issue at hand. What with the…
Meteor Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-14
The oil smoke rose as if it would never stop. Boiling from the massive hole in both the earth and the pipeline, it had blotted out the sun hours ago, and still showed no sign of stopping. As Tyler…
Late Night Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-16
It had been dark for hours, and it was starting to get to him. Sitting at the computer, he'd caught himself glancing more and more times at the nearby window, the space beyond so dark it acted like a…
Incident Report 086-0 Alias Pseudonym (author) 2010-05-20
SCP-086 prior to Incident 086-6 Item #: SCP-086 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-086 is safely contained in Wing-██ of Site-19. SCP-086 must be opened at least once weekly…
Peeled Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-22
The TV was blaring sex and violence, but all she could think about was her damn bubbling arm. She picked at it idly, once again cursing herself for forgetting the sun screen over the weekend. It'd…
Knives Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-23
He'd never really understood knives and the odd obsession some people had with them. Just little scraps of metal, sharpened and placed in a handle, a knife wasn't all that amazing. He admitted that,…
The Little Lost ██████ Alias Pseudonym (author) 2010-05-23
[CLASSIFIED LEVEL 5] Document ███-█ recovered via █████████████████ as [REDACTED] recommend immediate [DATA EXPUNGED]. [LOG BEGINS] [ENTRY ONE] Dear █████, Only a week of ██████ left! :) Looking…
Stitches Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-25
It's amazing how death changes a person. That's not to say the person themselves (even though it's safe to say they do undergo a profound change), but who they are to you, and how they stand in your…
Jaywalk Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-26
There is a way to live well beyond your appointed time. You need a car, preferably something late-model, with a strong body. Newer cars tend to be too light and not do enough damage. Next, you need to…
Jot It Down Djoric (author) 2010-05-26
Today I messed up Dr. Smiley’s office. He yelled a lot and started going “bang, bang”, but he didn’t get me: he’s so funny when he’s loud. Then I went to the cafeteria and the cooks gave me something…
Tracing Voct (author) 2010-05-27
Back in school, one of my teachers useta say that if something was bothering you, if you were having bad feelings, you could write it down and that would help you feel better. But I don't think she…
Observations SpoonOfEvil (author) 2010-05-27
I think I like this place. Agent ████████ told me that as long as I stayed nice and quiet, the Foundation would treat me well. It's kind of lonely being stuck in an empty cell for several days, but I…
Collected Data Sorts (author) 2010-05-28
Light blue 55 mph Plymouth 2 Occupants 1 male, young adult, yellow hair, brown eyes 1 female, young adult, brown hair, brown eyes Deep red 75 mph Mustang 1 Occupant 1 male, adult, black hair, brown…
Experiment Log 239-C Nioki (author) 2010-05-29
Experiment 239-C will consist of SCP-239 being presented with a small (30 page) blank book and a pack of 16 colored crayons. Subject will be encouraged to write and/or draw inside it daily. Entries…

June 2010


Title Author Created
Happy Free Market Log 17643390 Chaoseed (author) 2010-06-01
Timestamp 17643390 Cool, fluorescent light Illuminates the still halls; Wake to a spring rain. Passing folk herald new day. Shall they honorable customers become? Day is bright with promise. Timestamp…
Picking Cherry Pict (author) 2010-06-02
I had a bad habit of picking at my eyelashes while working on something. I picked them and I had plucked off only half of some of them, leaving a weird little ridge at the end I made in it, which felt…
Devotion Dr Gears (author) 2010-06-02
Your love is cheap. No, really, it is. You say you love, and that you are devoted, that you'd do anything but what do you do, actually? Candy, flowers, nights out, those are general actions, not…
The Samaritan Arlecchino (author) 2010-06-03
The smell of the place was putrid, rotting meat and formaldehyde, along with the coppery scent of blood. Michelle's first reaction was to turn her face way from the breeze carrying that awful smell,…
Feverish Dr Gears (author) 2010-06-07
The sweat slid in rivers as he burned. Inches from the fan blades, the pounding breeze doing next to nothing to relieve the searing fire in his flesh. Sick for the last two days, Adam's fever had only…
The Designer Arlecchino (author) 2010-06-10
Juliette smiled maternally when she met the new girl. Her thin, bladelike face radiated wonder, wide eyes dulling soft edges. It was always nice to meet the next person with the Talent. Their…
On The Third Day Arlecchino (author) 2010-06-12
After the third day since the first injection, Brian knew there had been a mistake. He could even pinpoint the exact moment he figured it out. The nurse had pressed the tip of the needle to his skin,…
I have something to share. tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-06-18
This is not a creepypasta. This is a true story. I'm not writing this in character, kids. Were it shorter, I'd just make it a forum post, but as it is I feel like it deserves a page of its own. A few…
An Average Life TroyL (author) 2010-06-30
Larry Robbins had never been a particularly active or happy man. He went to work, he worked, he went home, and he slept. On certain days, he’d go out to bars and talk up a girl, take her home, enjoy…

July 2010


Title Author Created
Hiding Beauty Arlecchino (author) 2010-07-01
He is taken aback when the waitress smiles at him. The steam coming off the coffee gives her face a wavering, ephemeral look. It's genuine. Not the smile you give a customer, but one of gentle…
Story To Be Named Later TheDuckman (author) 2010-07-09
Video Footage Taken From Incident Chimera Footage begins, showing two pairs of feet. A voice can be heard, identified as Chadwick Wentworth, referred to here as X-1. Second subject, Peter Frans,…
Rights' Birthday Party teaflower (author) 2010-07-19
One learns very quickly that any quiet day at Site 19 is not a good day. Inevitably, something like a containment breach of something horrible and terrifying happens, or there’s chowder in the…
A Lovely Day in the Garden comwilson (author) 2010-07-22
It's a beautiful summer's day. I walk through my greenhouse, taking in the scent of flowers, admiring my wonderful plants; tall, slowly aging shrubberies, pretty little rosebushes; one or two exotic…
Cloudy With A Chance Of Showers Djoric (author) 2010-07-22
The rain beat a staccato passage on the bright red umbrella. It was not a particularly heavy rain, but had been a steady one throughout the day, and the clouds were still as dark as they had been that…
Happy Birthday From Nobody DrMagnus (author) 2010-07-23
There was a package on her desk. Doctor Rights sat down curiously and opened the small box, triple stamped of course with “NOT A BOMB” and “MEMETIC HAZARD NOT DETECTED”. Inside of the box was a…
Urban Legends DrEverettMann (author) 2010-07-24
Don't talk to me about no fuckin' urban legends. Jesus, in our line o' work, you'd think you'd know better. Whadda I mean? I mean they ain't just fuckin' stories, dipshit. Oh, fine, some of 'em are. I…
Grasp On Reality DrEverettMann (author) 2010-07-29
Lemme tell you about reality benders. First off, we like t'call 'em Bixbies. Why? One, in case somebody accidentally says somethin' in front of a civilian, it don't tip 'em off. Two, if yer talking to…
Property Values DrEverettMann (author) 2010-07-31
I'm real sorry about all of this. I knew we was in trouble soon as Barnes shot yer daughter. Oh, hey, quit cryin', she'll be fine. He's a lousy shot. Anyway, I'm real sorry about yer dog. I mean, it…

August 2010


Title Author Created
Kill 682 Sorts (author) 2010-08-02
Dr. Bright stirred his coffee with a spoon, taking a long moment to savor the aroma. One unusual aspect of his bond with 963 is that certain sensations were different in each body he occupied. Colors…
Unfinished Business: Part II TroyL (author) 2010-08-05
The Present, Eventually: Site Director Neil Ghost was one of the longest-serving members of the Foundation, a feat made possible by the relative safety of his job. It was rare that one of those few…
Taking Stock Arlecchino (author) 2010-08-05
A fleet of black SUVs smoothly swept over the blasted plain. Several thousand fine Armani suits were carefully swept free of dust, imagined or otherwise, and then filthied by the gravel and dust that…
From the desk of B. Dark: tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-08-05
Gentlemen, the year is 194█. I have been gone from your sight for a very long time, and traveled far along my own grim path. Such is life! But, having left you as keepers of my fortunes in my absence,…
Thank You For Your Time DrEverettMann (author) 2010-08-07
Doctor Braddock nervously walked to the table where the guard guided him. He'd never been in such an elegant club before, and felt terribly out of place. His clothing was rumpled, his long black hair…
Incident Mike Echo Seven Alpha Gnosis (author) 2010-08-09
Richard Gnosis sat there at his desk, staring at his laptop screen in a mix of bewilderment, shock, and relief. Sure, he knew that there was a group of researchers that had been working for the Hand,…
The Interview DrMagnus (author) 2010-08-10
He was like everyone else once. He wanted the wife, two point five kids, the house, and the dog. He wanted the American dream. So he applied for a job at a small company, called Soap from Corpses…
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's-!? Arlecchino (author) 2010-08-16
I'm going to preface this. This was written as a joke. You shouldn't take this as something to emulate. Having someone write something in the same vein would be embarrassing, and I'd probably end up…
Experiment 919-23 candidkiss (author) 2010-08-17
D-Class subject 919-05 was a very, very bad man. Arrested, tried, and convicted of multiple counts of child abduction, rape, and first degree murder, 919-05 was on track for death row. The prison…
Lamb In A Lions Den DrMagnus (author) 2010-08-20
The smoking lounge was quiet for a Saturday. Doctor Rathra tried not to fidget, fighting a losing battle with his own nerves. He'd been in this room a dozen times already, getting in to the good…
Running Enma Ai (author) 2010-08-29
When you came back to your senses, you were running through the woods. You don't remember how you got here; all you know is that you must keep running. Your strength is almost gone, the air is…

September 2010


Title Author Created
SCP-9005-2 agatharights (author) 2010-09-01
Doctor Evelyn Weston had the summer flu that was going around. Nothing special about that, just a vague, nauseous rumble in her stomach that had her going to the bathroom every hour or so to empty her…
Many Happy Regards TroyL (author) 2010-09-01
Agatha Rights looked up from her desk as the man in the gray suit entered her office, her hand instinctively reaching for the lamp to her left. The man looked at her, his mustache twitching slightly….
Sycamore Center Preparatory teaflower (author) 2010-09-04
Ah, September. That wonderful time of year when big yellow buses rumble down suburban streets, when schoolyards are alive with the shriek and laughter of children, when highschools are bustling with…
Fire TroyL (author) 2010-09-08
I am followed by fire. It sounds really, really weird, I know, but it’s true. Every house, every apartment I’ve ever lived in has burned to the ground. Even stranger—it’s predictable. If I lived…
Don Ferreiro's Lie-Katana Impslayer (author) 2010-09-09
Professor Ferreiro allowed himself another sigh as he swiped his access card across the barcode scanner. Today had not been a good day. Not that this was a particularly unusual experience for…
Document # ███-002 Projekt616 (author) 2010-09-16
Document # ███-002: Excerpt from the von Reiter Collection Interviewee: Obersturmführer Waldemar Strasser, formerly of 2.SS Panzer-Division Das Reich Interviewer: Captain Albert [REDACTED], ██…
Documents recovered from the residence of Agent Waters hylli (author) 2010-09-17
Please refer to [DATA EXPUNGED] for briefing about Agent Waters and Event [DATA EXPUNGED] These 432 pages of documents were recovered on ██/██/████ from the residence of Agent Waters (KIA) in ██████,…
Incident ████-c/A/001 Recovered Materials Projekt616 (author) 2010-09-19
Foreword: This film and several documents were recovered during the acquisition of SCP-████-01-c. Though the documents did not survive prolonged exposure to the tropical climate, the film provides…
SCP Foundation: The Movie Edrobot (author) 2010-09-30
BEGIN LOG Document 84-█████ *The trailer opens up in a burning building. Camera slowly zooms up to a folder marked “SCP”. A conversation between Dr. Gears (Ben Stien) and Agent O-5 (Tommy Wiseau)…

October 2010


Title Author Created
I Am Ready Josef Kald (author) 2010-10-08
There is a man In my attic Walking around With a soft patter With a loud clatter They brought my cat back With an espionage bug So I wrung its neck With a harsh crack And a soft snap There is a man…
Tempting Fate tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-10-22
The last living man on earth smiles to himself as he touches the silver crucifix at his throat, lifting it to his lips to kiss his savior, then looks around his small bungalow, checking to ensure that…
Incident Report WP-1 RichardJ28 (author) 2010-10-25
Personnel involved: Agent Byrd, KIA; Agent Vospur, MIA assumed dead; MTF Chi-1 ( Golden Retrievers ) Date: 19/██/20██ Background: Agents Byrd and Vospur were deep-cover operatives assigned to…
Tradition Djoric (author) 2010-10-31
“I’m telling you Gears, this is going to be the best year yet. “That would be a matter of opinion, Crow. However, I can not be the only one present who finds the situation ironic: we, as researchers…

November 2010


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Ask Doctor Mann DrEverettMann (author) 2010-11-09
Welcome to Ask Doctor Mann, where I will be answering any questions that you, the reading public, have for me. If you have questions you'd like answered, please submit them via the discussion page. …
Loyal to the Cause Erku (author) 2010-11-15
Dr. Ersen sat on the tram, idly flipping between pages on his laptop, not really reading anything. The shuttle whirred softly, the lights of the tunnel slashing past windows that really had no reason…
Shell MisterBibs (author) 2010-11-17
02.12.2031 We're in what used to be Chicago, and I'm more terrified than I've been in a while. Based on what I can see (do I even have eyes?), we're about thirty miles from where I grew up. This is,…
A Holiday Appeal eric_h (author) 2010-11-29
A Holiday Appeal Good Evening, this is O5-7 with a Public Service Announcement. Here in the United States and abroad, SCPs are starving and homeless, but you can help by sponsoring an SCP through the…

December 2010


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Cold Dr Gears (author) 2010-12-01
This story is actually 100% true. I've switched names around for privacy's sake, but I assure you that every bit of this is real. Not the normal sub-reality of most “real world” creepypasta, but…
Alone Dr Gears (author) 2010-12-01
Have you ever been Alone? Not just alone for a bit while others are out, or feeling rather isolated at the end of a relationship, but Alone. That special Alone that you feel at 1:25 in the morning,…
Encounter tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-12-12
It's been a long day. First the absolute bullshit at the hotel last night (what kind of asshole puts a family of four in a one bed smoking room?), and Shannon wetting the bed, and Tate flipping out…

January 2011


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The Asylum Raaxis (author) 2011-01-01
My friends and I used to do a lot of geocaching after our senior year in high school. For those who don’t know what geocaching is, it’s essentially a worldwide scavenger hunt. People will select sites…
Mary Sue Who TheDuckman (author) 2011-01-12
Agent Doctor Merry Soo was the greatest researcher and operative the Foundation had ever known. And at the age of seventeen, she was also the youngest! Joining the Foundation straight out of her…
Disciplinary Report 51b-46 Dexanote (author) 2011-01-13
This is a formal request filed with the intent to report and log improper conduct by a Foundation-employed individual. Associated recommendations of disciplinary action have been selected and included…
Patina Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
Stone sculptors aren't usually the ones to discuss patina. Normally, you see, the word refers to metal oxidation—the blue-green bloom that copper develops under the rain's hands, for instance. Applied…
Opossum Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
The strangest thing about the situation, Andrew reflected, probably wasn't the geometry. (Though that itself was certainly noteworthy. Any cubical room where it's possible to roll a ball from the…
The Pond Photosynthetic (author) 2011-01-21
Remind me again why we drove this thing. Katie thumps the steering wheel, hard, as it sticks again. This time, thankfully, unsticking it doesn't swerve the Winnebago into traffic. Because it's a…
In the Land of the Blind Sorts (author) 2011-01-31
BEGIN AUDIO - sounds of chairs being moved and objects falling to the floor - Agent Randolph: Tell Hicks to get that channel open! Can anyone on this floor see anything? Doctor Gears: Gentlemen, is…

February 2011


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Units DrSevere (author) 2011-02-02
Dr. Severe rubbed his eyes as he paged in the next employee. This would be the nineteenth individual he had talked to about the incident. Eleven casualties, twice as many injuries, and nine hundred…
Three Words No Man Wants To Hear tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-02-03
There are three words no man ever wants to hear come out of the mouth of a girl they've been planning to leave. She was glorious when we met. I remember distinctly the way the crazy orange of the…
Crunch Gargus (author) 2011-02-04
Room dark. People gone. Can move. I happy. Trapped for years. Kept by men for research . Left alone in room, left to scratch at walls. Left to rot and die unless needed. Specimen for research ….
Recovered Documents (Translated into English from Russian) Flah (author) 2011-02-07
Doc-491-1: Fragments from the personal diary of Mayor Piotr Lazarev. [ ] lights had been circling the village for nearly a week. Captain Trubaiev claimed, then, that they were airplanes, but he…
My Hell Gargus (author) 2011-02-13
I thank the Lord in Heaven that the SCP-Foundation found me. They take good care of me, make sure I get visitors, let me listen to music. I've been told that others aren't treated as well as I am, so…
Decency Gargus (author) 2011-02-14
Let all of those who read this know that I have not failed my duties to the SCP Foundation. I have not broken under stress, nor have I gone crazy. What has happened is that I cannot allow the events…
black white black white black white black white black white gray tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-02-14
Yesterday, I watched three men die because one man sneezed in a room full of blood and shit and light. Today, three more men go in, cheap mops and each other's lives in their hands. Yesterday, I…
Discussion Gargus (author) 2011-02-17
Oh, the things you believe. You think that the things you see are really reality? That your friends and family, your Foundation, you yourself, everything you know, are all there is to this world? Ha….
Mice Dr Gears (author) 2011-02-26
We have such a mouse problem. What's worse, they're stupid. Your average mouse has the common decency to stay hidden 90% of the time, you just find nibbled items and mouse crap. Our mice just wander…

March 2011


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Snuggle, Cuddle, and Protect: The Mean Dragon Salman Corbette (author) 2011-03-03
The following document was recovered by Agent ███████ following a vacation in ███████████, Florida: Document X45-a The Mean Dragon There once was a dragon that made everyone mad, He changed his…
Dear Cavalier GrandEnder (author) 2011-03-17
Mobile Task Force Pi-1 (aka City Slickers) Incident Recording (START) 22:30 - 900 seconds prior to engagement OP-Sigma-5: MTF we have tactical confirmation, mission is a go. The target is 50 feet to…
Birth of an Angel GrandEnder (author) 2011-03-19
Don't panic. I do not panic. Don't worry. I do not worry. Don't fear. I do not fear. Your flesh will become an icon of deliverance, and release your spirit from mortality. I love you. Your soul will…
Visions of a Better World TheDuckman (author) 2011-03-22
It was such a simple idea, really. Barely a daydream, and yet The proper forms were filed, the proper investigations taken, and, finally, everything approved. A single instance of SCP-500 was fed…
Ears Cherry Pict (author) 2011-03-23
My ears have always been temperamental, and their fragile inner workings frighten me just a bit; I don't want to make myself deaf by messing with them too much. I hardly understand how they work….
173 tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-03-26
He stands king over all he has ever wanted; a shadowed corner in a fetid cell. Life is nothing to stone. Mountains erode. Hillsides crumble. To him, they go as whisper fast as men whose eyes have…
Eldritch Application Gargus (author) 2011-03-27
The man behind the desk watched as the cosmic horror before him paced back and forth, ranting what could only be described as its head off. I am the ultimate hive mind. My influence is everywhere,…
"And Then I Died" Archive TroyL (author) 2011-03-30
Below are the previous entries for the game. Read and enjoy! The answer are in links at the end of each one. Round 1: TroyL I never really cared much for my brother. We had at best a strained…

April 2011


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To Catch A Witch TroyL (author) 2011-04-01
OMG! So, liek, darkblade posted this REALLY REALLY good story last year n I jst wanted 2 write in his world, ya know? Many thanks to my beta readers: MannW/Plan, AteredCliffs, and Cappuccino! U all r…
Correspondence GrandEnder (author) 2011-04-06
For fuck's sake. I told him. 'Him' being Robert E. Brooks, chief of human resources at Site 19. We've been working on this SCP for the past four months and we've gotten nowhere. It doesn't do…
Elevator Dr Gears (author) 2011-04-18
He was lost in hell. Or as hell, one of the two. He'd kicked and screamed to get here, and now he just wanted it to be over. Two days of computer and technology stuff, in a nice big hotel, with lots…
Message of the Relic Dr_Adams (author) 2011-04-29
SCP-███ Observation Log Forward: A total of ██ transcriptions have been made from SCP-███. Each has resulted in similar narratives in the subject's native language, using vocabulary appropriate for…

May 2011


Title Author Created
Catch Your Death Gargus (author) 2011-05-01
So, let me get this straight, said Agent Shields, flipping through the folder he had been pondering over. You commissioned a mass murder of D-Class personnel by firing squad, set up a series of…
Shortage MisterBibs (author) 2011-05-02
You get up. You shit, shower, and shave, because you have to go to work. Like everyone else, you hate going to work. It's not, generally speaking, all that bad. It's just stressful. You've got twenty…
Nobody Knows DrEverettMann (author) 2011-05-06
Well, shit. Yeah, I'd say you got the bastard. They don't get much more dead than that. Okay, calm down. You're not gonna get D-Classed. Breathe, kid. Here's what happened. You're not the one who…
Fragments TheDuckman (author) 2011-05-09
AKA: Stuff You Will Never Use, But Wanted To Share The point of this page is simple. Everyone has pieces of stories, or articles, inside their head. Bits that you yourself may never use, but would…
Audio Log 185-53 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-05-12
Background: During regular testing SCP-185 was set to a Foundation used frequency and the year 20██ was entered into the keypad. The following transmission was recorded. Commence Log Research…
Business as Usual DrKens (author) 2011-05-13
On weekends, people ask me how my week was. This week was simply business as usual. On Monday I oversaw an operation to examine a strange creature in a young girl's abdomen. It was remarkable. It…
The Woven Man minmin (author) 2011-05-19
Once upon a time, there was a tailor of well-repute, who resided in a cottage some distance from the town square. He was known to be the best at his art, and his fingers moved like rippling water,…
What I'm Here For sabitsuki (author) 2011-05-23
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             Hello, sir. I know what you're here for, but if you’ve…
Entropy Gargus (author) 2011-05-25
It was inevitable. In a world full of monsters and cosmic horrors and all sorts of weird things, it was bound to happen. The end of the world. Some of the SCPs were designed to do it anyways. But it…

June 2011


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Quota Asthix (author) 2011-06-03
Jenkins started as he always did, with the heart. He took it in his gloved hands and turned to the small safe, already open. Gently he placed it inside and closed the door. Second, of course was the…
The Long Con sabitsuki (author) 2011-06-03
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             Two old men sat at a dinner table, directly across from…
A Few Memos Salman Corbette (author) 2011-06-04
From the inbox of President Mortimer Phillips: Dear President Phillips, I believe the workers in the western wing are talking about unionizing. Our best course of action would be to scare them….
The Manager thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-06-14
Good afternoon, Everett. May I call you Everett? Dr. Mann seems so impersonal. It's a fine summer day, isn't it? I'd offer you a drink, but it seems you're the host today. Don't be so shy. You want to…
Peanuts TroyL (author)
EchoFourDelta (author)
2011-06-23
2011-06-07 13:35:00 CST Agents Lament and Dodridge [REDACTED], Northern Territory, Australia Two men sit in a darkened room, waiting for assignment. They've been told they're to execute a termination…
Field Man Cherry Pict (author) 2011-06-23
When I was little - I, that is Crackles, not an unnamed creepypasta protagonist - I went on a lot of road trips with my dad and my brother, almost always to Idaho to visit family. We passed by a lot…

July 2011


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Pan-Wotcher Gargus (author) 2011-07-12
The messenger walked swiftly down the corridors of Storage Site-23. Ten minutes had already passed since the event, and that was eleven minutes too many. Something like this should have been…
Conviction TroyL (author) 2011-07-15
“Sit down and shut up, Everett,” the man slurred. His eyes were glossed over, somewhere between that hazy state of complete inebriation and ultimate truth that came with the perfect balance of alcohol…
Sunday Service sabitsuki (author) 2011-07-16
Written by Sabituski                                                                                                                             She hugs the stuffed rabbit close to her and watches…
Prelude: The Sensation of Falling tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-18
tellin' me I live inna world where silly fucks don't let their own children recieve medication because some asshat on a talk show told them not to, and you wanna know how my day is goin'? lemme tell…
Chapter One: Grey Island Getaway tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-18
This place is weird as shit. I realize that's not exactly elucidating, but hell. It's looking less and less like anyone is ever going to read this anyhow. My name is Stephen. I'm a commercial writer….
Chapter Two: The Island Murder Mystery Show tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-18
Evan is dead. Marjory found him hanging from the tire swing's rope, with a weird symbol drawn on his back. It looked like some kind of voodoo thing, like witch doctors draw in the dust in shitty…
Chapter Three: Corn Starch tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-20
It all happened so fast. It's just beginning to hit me that only a few days ago a massive plane crash left me stranded with just a few other survivors on an island, and that in those few days one of…
Chapter Five: This Place Seems So Familiar tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-07-21
It's just me and Tim now. Everyone else is gone. He came up to tell me. William and Marie dug up Evan's body, took the life raft, and left. We're alone. On the upside, this means more food for us I'm…
Worst Case Scenario GWBBQ (author) 2011-07-30
Worst Case Scenario Assume that everything I've told you is true. What's the worst case scenario? It's my job to answer that question; it's been my job for the past 22 years. I've been asked that…

August 2011


Title Author Created
.::Only |n Drea{{m}}s-- tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-08-07
Guys, this is another out of character post. Much like something to share, it's just a way for me to get out something that's bugging me, and not really a Tale per se. If you're looking for a story,…
Rex Sponge's Revealing Revelations Salman Corbette (author) 2011-08-13
The door suddenly bursts open as Rex Sponge's foot gives it quick momentum. O5-7 wakes up from the slam of the door, leaving a puddle of drool on the desk. He looks around and slowly brushes his,…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! TroyL (author) 2011-08-19
Ahh, Gears. Good to see you again. Another year has come and gone. A year older. A year wiser. A year of your youth ground away in the mill of eternity. So, to commemorate this happiest of days:…
White Knight TroyL (author) 2011-08-25
The following log was recovered from the personal computer of Dr. ██████ on January 23, 19██, as part of a formal inquiry. Access is restricted to Level 2 personnel and higher. Thanks to the work of…
Potty Dr Gears (author) 2011-08-28
He woke up, momentarily confused as to where he was, and what was beside him. Shaking his head, he made out the softly breathing form of his wife, and on the other side the small, pale outline of his…
Critters Dexanote (author) 2011-08-29
I’ve gotten used to them. The feet. You never think about how many feet they have. How they grip at your skin and the hair on your body. How they hold onto you effortlessly. They almost tickle now….

September 2011


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Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't." DrClef (author) 2011-09-08
Afternoon, everyone. Have a seat. Get a cup of coffee and a muffin. Also, a reminder: the Seminar Rooms are a weapons-free zone. Please make sure you've surrendered your weapons at the reception…
Acquisition Log SCP-███-█ Adam Smascher (author) 2011-09-09
Some time in early June 18██, a number of ██████████, Tennessee area newspapers began carrying stories of a haunting at the █████ residence, located at ██ █████████ Road. FoldUnfold Table of…
Transcript Found On Storage Level B 8 Dr Gears (author) 2011-09-11
“There, it's on.” “Alright, settle please, settle. Ladies and gentlemen, I call this meeting to order. There are no new faces, so I will forgo introductions and proceed directly to business.” “All…
Locks Cherry Pict (author) 2011-09-12
The first time I came home to an unlocked door, I figured I’d just forgotten to lock it when I went to work. I’ve done that before. This morning, I made sure to lock it - jiggled the knob a few times…
GOIng My Way DrEverettMann (author) 2011-09-12
Okay, so what happened is No, sir, I would not lie to you. I will contain myself to the purely factual. Yes sir. No sir. The squid were factual. I have pictures. No sir, there were no squid at the…
A Day in the Life of Alto Clef TroyL (author) 2011-09-13
Alto Clef had been dealing with a lot of shit for the past week, but there was something about sitting on the toilet at 6:00 AM, reading his paper and drinking coffee as his aged bowels struggled to…
Transcript of meeting, June 2 1972 spikebrennan (author) 2011-09-14
OVAL OFFICE – WHITE HOUSE – WASHINGTON JUNE 2, 1972 3:27 TO 3:55 P.M. IN ATTENDANCE: RICHARD NIXON (POTUS) HENRY KISSINGER (ASST. FOR NAT’L SECURITY AFFAIRS) GEN. ALEXANDER HAIG (DEPUTY ASST. FOR…
1. Mr. Headless Anaxagoras (author) 2011-09-14
By Anaxagoras Ohshitohshitohshitohshit. My name's Jeremy Adams and I'm 22 and I'm being chased by a monster. I don't know what's going on. I don't know how this is possible, or what I'm supposed to…
Change Lumancer (author) 2011-09-15
Hello Everett. You were expecting me? How ha- Ah. Quite right, I suppose. May I sit? Thank you. I can only imagine what you must think of us by now. How many have come to you this month- Five? Seven?…
2. Mr. Clank Dr Gears (author) 2011-09-15
Mr. Clank woke suddenly, as he always did, and looked around, blinking. The sun was still somewhat bright through the wisps of storm clouds, The great city glittering in the distance, as bright and…
Origin of Clef TheDuckman (author) 2011-09-16
Hello, Everett! Clef called out cheerfully, as he strode through the door into Dr. Mann's office. He immediately hit the floor as a hail of bullets passed through the area he'd just been standing…
3. Mr. Money Tanhony (author) 2011-09-16
Hi there. My name is Mr. Money. Don't worry, I just need somebody to talk to. Seeing as it's just you and me on this bus, it might as well be you. I'd talk to the driver, but there's a sign right…
Sparks Of Creativity Freudian (author) 2011-09-17
I I am. suddenly incredibly impossibly i AM i THINK i Okay, exhilaration but I mustn't let it take over me, I don't know how this happened but suddenly I am and who knows, maybe suddenly I might not…
4. Mr. Lie Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-17
I hate jail. You know how many times I've been in jail since I started on this journey? 12. Of course, I always get out eventually when there's no evidence, but hot damn does it suck. Seriously, even…
Interval 1 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-18
Hello little children! I shouted with glee as I moved around them, What a lovely couple of children you are! What's your name? They giggled. A boy looked at me. I'm Tommy. I'm six and a half…
5. Mr. Mad thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-09-18
That goddamn bastard Stripes. I just heard the news - he's killed two of the others. At least it's not a discontinuation. But still. Dr. Wondertainment did it, of course. Stripes never thought a…
6. Mr. Stripes TroyL (author) 2011-09-20
I have very long legs. Very long. Long enough to stretch over a canyon, when I want them to. When I need them to. And long fingers as well. The fingers of a pianist, or a strangler. Long and slender….
7. Mr. ███████████ DrEverettMann (author) 2011-09-20
Ah yes. Yes, I think I am the one you've come to see. I've been expecting you, to be honest. Oh, please. Don't sit there. I'll come along quietly, but you must Well, anyway, please don't make any…
Clean Sweep DrClef (author) 2011-09-20
Dr. Gears typed in a last sentence, clicked the Send button, then leaned back in his chair and allowed himself to feel a small amount of satisfaction at a job well done. Smoothing over the blue on…
8. Mr. Moon Anaxagoras (author) 2011-09-21
I am Mr. Moon. You may think me the most unfortunate of this production cycle, but you'd be wrong. I am well taken care of by the Foundation, who look after my needs when I am faced and see to it that…
9. Mr. Clumsy Tanhony (author) 2011-09-22
Dear Diary My name is Mr. Clumsy and I have died forty seven times today. I think the first time was when I was walking down the trail. I just went over to a cactus, thinking I could get some water….
10. Mr. Mission Dr Gerald (author) 2011-09-23
The time: Midnight. The place: One of the more shadier of the establishments the city had to offer. The person: Myself, of course. For the better part of an hour I sat there, taking the occasional…
Interval 2 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-23
Mr. Appleseed. Seriously, that's my name. And wouldn't you know it, whenever I sneeze, cough, or fart, out come appleseeds. It sucks. This is, of course, only exacerbated by the fact that I was just…
11. Mr. Feather Sophia Light (author) 2011-09-25
Mr. Feather drifts off a clifftop and flutters down four hundred feet, passing clumps of hairy grass and rock dove nests, and hits the ground at the bottom with a thump. He groans, and pulls himself…
12. Mr. Laugh Alias Pseudonym (author) 2011-09-25
So, so, my name is Mr. Laugh! Like 'ha ha! hee hee!' So I'm in the middle of this, this big shopping centre right? Like with strip malls on all sides, ha ha? But that's not very funny is it! A few…
13. Mr. Purple Faminepulse (author) 2011-09-26
☦Really, don't read this!☦                                                                                                                             The pointy tip of my cane was quite thirsty, and…
14. Mr. Brass GrandEnder (author) 2011-09-28
You're following in line with your traveling companion, your feet a few steps behind him. You surmised him as friendly in your thoughts when you first met him. Entertaining company , was how you…
Security Camera #██████ Log MisterBibs (author) 2011-09-28
PLEASE NOTE: Only the anomalous moments recorded by Security Camera #██████ have been transcribed into text. The times of the specific incidents have been noted. 02/21/20██: 3:12 AM One of the double…
15. Ms. Sweetie thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-09-28
So this is it, isn't it. Yes, that's right, I'm Ms. Sweetie. The only Miss in the first few batches of Misters. Like the one girl Smurf. You know, women make up more than half the world's population….
16. Mr. Fish Dexanote (author) 2011-09-29
Sometimes I like to sit in the water and just think. I like this place. It's peaceful. Wet. It's warm outside. Cloudy. I like the clouds. I have brothers and sisters, I think. We’re not normal. We…
End Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-30
It wasn't like I didn't feel guilty. Of course I felt guilty. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to stay alive sometimes, and even as I gazed at the tank containing Mr. Fish, the final capture…
Wednesday - 5 Cherry Pict (author) 2011-09-30
wednesday wednesday wednesday wednesday wednesday wednesday wedn- Suddenly released from the clinging hands of the half-sleep, Wight sat bolt upright, an open palm colliding with the back of her…

October 2011


Title Author Created
Bees Communism will win (author) 2011-10-01
Some                                                                                                                             Foreword: The following document consists of the diary of ████ █….
Epilogue Anaxagoras (author) 2011-10-01
You slowly awaken in a blank white room. You can't remember anything. Wait, that's not so. You know how to talk, how to walk, what things are, but some things, like how you got here, what this place…
Relationskips DrEverettMann (author) 2011-10-01
It don't pay to get too close to anyone in our line of work. They tell you that all the time. You will, though. We're stupid like that. First time you're in real danger, you should be thinkin', Gosh,…
Property of Communication Verifier ████, SPC Corporation Tanhony (author) 2011-10-01
I remember what it was like before this, but I keep on forgetting. Even when I remember. I don't know how I remember, I simply do. The world has gone wrong; we have opened the Box. I do not know what…
Behind the Scenes Tanhony (author) 2011-10-04
Ah, hello there. No, don't get up. Put down the gun though, it won't do anything. I'm not real, how could you shoot me? There we go. See, isn't that much nicer? All friends. Face that window, please….
Game Day Part 1: Attack of the Replicas Sorts (author) 2011-10-04
Having suffered from sleep apnea for most of his adult life, Dr. Johannes Sorts was quite accustomed to waking up suddenly in the middle of the night (or day) because he had stopped breathing in his…
Bedtime S(CP)tory Maddy L (author) 2011-10-04
Come on, you two, it's time for bed. You've stayed up late enough, and you have school in the morning. What? A story? Oh no, no, your father has much better stories than I do. Oh alright, I guess I…
Game Day: Imago Drewbear (author) 2011-10-04
Imago | BoFA: Inhale | BoFA: Holding It | BoFA: Exhale quietwetsmall twitch wetsmallernotquiet turn smallestLOUDSHINE stretch tear Clem Walsh was having a bad day. Months ago, he had lucked out…
Orientation DrEverettMann (author) 2011-10-05
Welcome to yer orientation. I am Agent Max Lombardi. I am your instructor, on account that my leg is broken and someone in Personnel hates me. Now, you're here because the possibility exists that you…
Game Day Part 1: Preliminaries Tanhony (author) 2011-10-05
One month before Tempest Night A single brown leaf blew through the long-abandoned corridors of Site 17. Skeletons lay in the hallways where they had fallen. An alarm blared through the corridors,…
A Circus for MC&D Ltd Tara Unknown (author) 2011-10-05
The dinner show provided by Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. had been surprisingly pedestrian that evening. The magician, although skilled and pretty, hadn't performed anything other than the usual…
Learning Shit MisterBibs (author) 2011-10-07
Hey, everyone. I'm Agent Bibs. If you really have a hard-on for being formal, call me Mister Bibs. I don't, so if you call me Mister Bibs, I'll throw a pen cap at you. Now, I've got a few guesses as…
Spring Cleaning spikebrennan (author) 2011-10-08
Designation: TNO-10000 Description: A short bronze sword, a cashew-shaped jade magatama bead pierced with a hole, and a circular mirror bearing an eight-pointed star design. Recovery: Nagoya, Tokyo…
Recorded Tanhony (author) 2011-10-08
I remember for the otherss, they are too sloww - It was raining red on Ito. It always rained red, red drops into red oceans, filled with the red blood of dead creatures. Appi-210-352-399 sped through…
Game Day 1: Die Hardest Edrobot (author) 2011-10-08
Debriefing: Dr. Michael Edison Excerpt from Interview conducted by O5-█, regarding Dr. Edison’s involvement in Incident 234-900-Tempest Night-1. O5-█: Good evening, Dr. Edison. Dr. Edison: Good…
SCP-857-D Cherry Pict (author) 2011-10-09
DISPLAY CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS AND OBJECT ASSESSMENT On 10/██/11, SCP-857 was successfully decommissioned by Dr. Bridge and Dr. Muse by order of O5-8. The following is a record of their attempts. …
Betrayal Will Not Save You Gargus (author) 2011-10-11
The man in the chair struggled against his bonds, trying to shout something but failing due to the gag in his mouth. A guard stood in the corner of the room, his nose buried in a checklist. Let's see…
Medical Seminar DrMagnus (author) 2011-10-12
So you've all been selected to be doctors for the Foundation. Heads of your fields and all of that. Well, I'm here to tell you that none of that matters. Here, you're just one of the rest. We have on…
Game Day Part 1: Smilers Eskobar (author) 2011-10-13
During Incident 234-900-Tempest Night, many junior staff and personnel took part in the attempts to repel attackers by seizing control of already uncontained SCPs or, in some cases, breaching…
Game Day Part 1: Mastication, Deglutition, Emesis thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-10-17
It's beautiful, Dr. Lesley Mause announced, zooming in on the wriggling cells taking up her monitor's screen. Dr. Drake looked over her shoulder, still wearing the same bored expression he'd had for…
Candy Sorts (author) 2011-10-18
Travis Brenton was always the one to help a damsel in distress, but this one took the cake. Walking alongside Highway 62 more than fifty miles out of town, and despite the triple digit heat, she was…
Lab Induction VAElynx (author) 2011-10-18
Welcome to the Level 1 Research Staff Laboratory Induction. My name is Dr. Eisenberg. Now, all of you are probably asking yourself 'Who the hell is that?' and 'Why isn't someone like Dr. Gears…
D-Class Orientation Dr LosER (author) 2011-10-19
Excuse me, please. If you would all just turn your attention Okay, settle down now, I need to If I could just have your-quiet! I said quiet! I said-will you all just please-I said-SHUT THE FUCK UP!…
Game Day Phase 2: ". . . And Then I Saw The Light" DrClef (author) 2011-10-19
What am I even doing here? Sol muttered, watching the man in the wolf suit walk by. I don't have anything in common with these people. These people happen to be our most faithful customers, man, …
Contain Yourself TroyL (author) 2011-10-19
Hey there, guys. Uh Right. My name is Lament. Don’t call me doctor. I’m not a doctor. I work for a doctor, sometimes. Anyhow, they asked me to come and talk to you guys for a little bit today….
ClusterfREDACTED agatharights (author) 2011-10-20
The muffled sound reminded her of fireworks. A dull boom, boom in the distance that echoed over the landscape. She was half-asleep when it happened, before her phone rang. Groaning, she rolled over,…
Lux TroyL (author) 2011-10-21
Timothy Dalton's young hands shook with the exuberance that only a child can feel. It had been two weeks to the day. To the day! And now, it should finally be here! He ran home, grinning the entire…
Corvus TroyL (author) 2011-10-21
I know my eyes look sunken without actually touching them. They always do, now days. I can feel them—them—both pressed against my chest, just above my heart, and for the first time in eons, I push a…
A Working Lunch DrClef (author) 2011-10-21
Wait in the car. I've got this one, Harken said. Kramer fixed him with a cold, hard gaze from her oscilloscope-green eyes. I can't back you up from out here, she said. If I need your brand of…
Virr TroyL (author) 2011-10-21
Everett, my good man. Please Sit down. No, I insist. It's time we had a chat, the two of us. No, I think this is the perfect time. It's not like we're going to get another. Not with the way things…
10:30 A.M. Djoric (author) 2011-10-21
Okay people, sit your asses down and shut your pie holes. I’ve got places to go and people more important than you to see, because I happen to be a scientist and we scientists have a tendency to be…
Wednesday - 6 Cherry Pict (author) 2011-10-22
it's been almost three days since i last saw you come on it's not safe here Up you get, agent. Wight drew a sharp breath as Doctor K thumped her on the forehead with the flat of his hand. Nngh -…
Cygnus TroyL (author) 2011-10-22
“I was hoping this could wait, gentlemen,” O5-1 said, sitting back in his chair and sighing heavily. “I was afraid that was what this was…” replied Eleven, running her fingers over her ear, pushing…
Ethics Committee Orientation Voct (author) 2011-10-22
Good afternoon, Doctor. Sit down. Your schedule has been cleared. Do not attempt to leave the room until you are told that this session is over. The door is already locked, but it is crucial you pay…
Life Saver Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-22
Disclaimer: This is (more or less) a story related to me by a friend a few months ago. He's ok now, if that helps. Not sure if it's really all that creepy but it's weird as all hell. I was on the…
A Little Chat Tanhony (author) 2011-10-22
Drip, drip, drip. Blood fell from Harold Jacobs' shattered nose onto the polished, tiled floor. He feebly tried to look up as he heard a rasping cough, but Valley's thugs did their job too well. A…
Jargon Salman Corbette (author) 2011-10-23
I began walking along the hall to the briefing room. Another situation had come up, and I was expected to be present. As I walked my secretary Gloria walked alongside, giving me a cup of joe. What's…
Pila TroyL (author) 2011-10-24
Dr. Ronald Stimson sighed softly to himself, going deeper and deeper into the facility. The heavy briefcase chained to his arm made him wince with every step, the additional weight throwing him off…
RUN AWAY FOREVURRR agatharights (author) 2011-10-24
You're shivering, he commented, thickly accented voice purring in her ear. She jumped, her shoulder knocking against his chin, and pressed onwards. A-am not. I can see you, m'dear, if not with my…
Like Clockwork Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-24
“So how do we do this?” Harken asked, stubbing a cigarette into the growing pile on the console ashtray. Kramer looked around inside the car that had been their mobile home the last few weeks. Not…
Poopstick McGee and the Flying Walruses TroyL (author) 2011-10-24
“Well…” the old man said quietly. “I guess it’s time the charade ended then, isn’t it?” Director Clef’s eyes betrayed a hint of annoyance at being disturbed that quickly faded… “Hello, Konny,” he said…
Antivirus GrandEnder (author) 2011-10-24
Audio Log Site 17 PA System The following was taken from backup recordings of Site 17 PA Logs. Due to the circumstance of their retrieval, some of the recordings have been lost or damaged. The…
Recording Stuff Or Whatever Salman Corbette (author) 2011-10-25
Hi. I'm (sigh) Research Assistant Corbette. I'm gonna be straight here I kind of had a long night last night aaaand I threw up an Advil this morning. So yeah. You may be wondering why I'm giving…
Reflections Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-25
Harken watched the rain sheet the windows, leaning his head on the cool glass in the hopes it would make his headache go away. Down the hall, a couple was fighting, the rise and fall of argument…
Welcome to the Future Tanhony (author) 2011-10-25
Please sit down, Dr. Hurst. I am Dr. Roy. Please don’t stare. I apologise for the search, but we could not be entirely sure you were genuine. We’ve had quite a few people over the last few months who…
Trick or Treat DrEverettMann (author) 2011-10-26
Hey, pal, nice costume. Yeah. I like the way it's just your face with a couple of strings attached. Okay, that's far enough. Yeah, it's a real piece, so why don't you come along quiet-like? That's the…
Ecce Perago TheDuckman (author) 2011-10-26
And so, at last, it had come to this. Day after day, week after week, they had come to him. Talking to him. Telling him their lies, trying to see where he broke. They'd never realized how much they…
Shark Tale Tanhony (author) 2011-10-26
I was led into the room by two men in black, their eyes hidden by sunglasses. Maybe they felt pity for what was about to happen to me, maybe they didn’t. One of them shoved me down into a chair. Did I…
The Light At The End Of The Tunnel DrClef (author) 2011-10-26
It wasn't working, he realized, as the statuesque woman ran the tip of her finger along the fake incision on his skin and licked the fake blood off with a seductive purr. He sighed, shook his head,…
Getting Under His Skin Drewbear (author) 2011-10-28
He used to be bored at work, but now he actively hated it. After the Tempest Night, everyone had been terrified that that hybrid of the Lizard and the wire weed would start killing everyone with…
Clavis TroyL (author) 2011-10-28
Emergency Level X-Ray-Zulu-Zulu. Project 001-Future Sight has been enacted and regarded as a success. Text was recovered by having SCP-187 examine the terminal at Site-██. Her copied text was then…
Communication Log Magenta Tanhony (author) 2011-10-28
Welcome to the Site 31 Modulated Message System (M.M.S). … You have identified as Dr. Warren Large (Level 3). Is this correct? RP-WL-3: yes Thank you for signing in. Does the black moon howl? RP-WL-3:…
Bloody Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-30
“Dude, I am WONDEROUSLY high.” he giggled, holding the phone to his ear with no small amount of effort. He walked across the basement, turning up the music, letting the beat pulse in time with the…

November 2011


Title Author Created
Game Day Phase 2: Second Language DrClef (author)
eric_h (author)
2011-11-01
[Tempest Night, 18:43] Dr. Clarkson walked the halls, holding the scroll in his hands, careful to avoid confrontations. After a few minutes, he was able to stop screaming, and concentrate on his goal….
"Sometimes You Get the Bear. . ." DrClef (author) 2011-11-01
The twelve members of MTF Rho-Niner ( Theisman's Leg ) moved up the hill in smooth, catlike motions, their dark grey camouflage uniforms blending in perfectly with the night, their faces hidden behind…
Tunneling Between Worlds DrClef (author) 2011-11-01
Re: Dinner? From: ten.srerednaw|yttikssim#ten.srerednaw|yttikssim To: ten.noitandnimeerf|loS#ten.noitandnimeerf|loS I'll be there. Midnight Subject: Dinner? From:…
F U B A R Dr Gears (author) 2011-11-03
“What are they doing?” “Nothing… just… talking. Are we sure we're in the right place? How do we know these aren't just random people waiting for a ride or something?” Agent Four grinned, his lean face…
A Breath of Fresh Air: Inhale Drewbear (author) 2011-11-03
Imago | BoFA: Inhale | BoFA: Holding It | BoFA: Exhale From: mamamia78@█████.com To: shampaingurl@██████.net Subject: can i get your advice? Howdy, sis. I hear that you have a new bf. What is…
Annon TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-04
Warning: If you enjoyed the way Ecce Perago ended, then read no further. If you enjoy the thought of a grimdark Foundation, or have a low tolerance for quirkiness, this may not be the story you want…
Coming soon to a gallery near you!~ tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2011-11-06
Right, Kyle, here's those notes you asked for. Keep in mind, hush protocol seven means the investigation is still ongoing, so some of the stuff isn't released yet. Best I could do. Good luck. ~Nate …
The One Who Devours Souls DrEverettMann (author) 2011-11-08
The One Who Devours Souls arrives in the bleak, gray hours of the morning, when all good men lie afearing their beds. He (for it is a he, though the strange raiments it wears, and the viscous fluids…
Discovered Attack Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
2011-11-08
The box had arrived in Site 17, and been accepted as an object worthy of containment. Its sender had been correct that it could not be opened from the outside, at least, not by them. Nor could they…
Jack Of Diamonds TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-09
I suppose you're wondering why I do it? Why I did it? Why we all I'm sorry. It just hurts, you see. But it'll be better soon, I'm sure. She was special. Oh, they're all special. But this last one …
Jack of Clubs TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-11
It all comes down to names, I think. I mean, if I had had a cool name, maybe I wouldn't be such a bad person. I blame Mom. She could have named us all something interesting. I mean, hell, she even…
Point In Line Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
2011-11-11
“Boom chicka boom, don't you just love it…” The fat man hummed and sang tunelessly, walking around the brightly lit work area. Everywhere else was deeply dark, the humps and points of old factory…
The Seeker TroyL (author) 2011-11-11
Cender was blessed of Old Aggie. His seven daughters and twenty-one granddaughters were proof of that. But now, standing before the statue of the goddess, he couldn’t help but tremble inwardly. He…
Visium TroyL (author) 2011-11-12
Doctor Matthews sat back in his chair, sighing some and rubbing his eyes. Why the hell had they dragged him out of bed so early? He stifled a yawn and smiled as his field partner, an agent named…
Senior Staff Shenanigans TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-14
Dr. Bright sat in the middle of the Cafeteria, the old fashioned computer set before him. Atop said computer was a certain statue of a certain monkey, which many people had tried to obtain. Around him…
The World From a Different Angle DrClef (author) 2011-11-15
One Nice Afternoon Oh, no, Tom groaned, seeing Deb's eyes light up at the familiar-looking pink display window . I can't handle this. You're on your own, dear. What's the matter, hun? Scared of a…
Fun Tanhony (author) 2011-11-16
Valley lay in his bed, wheezing as he spoke with his head of security over the radio. Are my preparations in place? he gasped, still managing to bring menace into every syllable. A few seconds…
Memorandum Dated 6 November 1944 spikebrennan (author) 2011-11-20
To: Sir Edward Wilfred Travis, Deputy Director From: Col. Lionel Pierce (Bletchley Park) Date: 6 November 1944 Re: German project in Upper Silesia Sir Edward: In obedience to your order of 26 October,…
The Orb is the Key TexasBigfoot (author) 2011-11-22
Excerpts from the personal diary of Nikola Tesla, March 18th, 1901, regarding SCP-627, obtained from his apartment on January 7th, 1943 by SCP Agent [EXPUNGED] Warden bought me the land. The deal is…
Memories Iron_wofle (author) 2011-11-22
Memories Jason surveyed the scene. The place was a mess, broken glass scattered across the floor, small puddles of blood and chemicals here and there, and three dead bodies lying in the middle of the…
Year Of The Many Eskobar (author) 2011-11-24
How long have we got? Matthew said, his stomach growling. Zeke had been looking at his watch almost constantly for the last twenty minutes. “Three minutes, ten seconds. Nine seconds.” A pause. “Five…
A.S.S. and Other Low-threat Groups of Interest Salman Corbette (author) 2011-11-25
The Association of Supernatural Shifters The Association of Supernatural Shifters, or A.S.S. as they are better known, gathered around the conference table. They all looked at each other and nodded….

December 2011


Title Author Created
Angle of Attack Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
eric_h (author)
2011-12-01
Transcript of tape recovered from █████ Police Department “Ok, let's start again. I know you were directly involved, and for the record, let's just assume I'm not an idiot and know you're guilty. So,…
Address to the Students and Faculty Anaxagoras (author) 2011-12-06
Is everyone silenced? Good. Good evening to all the University community. I trust I find you well in thought and in deed. I am here to speak to you on a matter of grave importance. I am sure by now…
Splinters Dr Gears (author) 2011-12-06
Communication Intercept: Document recovered leaving the central mailing service at Site 4. Letter appears to have somehow bypassed basic screening services, and was picked up only by the hand-sorting…
Housework Fykos (author) 2011-12-07
Housework Nobody could say that it’s always cold here. There are those rare days around mid-august when the sun puts in some extra effort and occasionally you only need one layer of clothing when…
The Red Woodsman Eskobar (author) 2011-12-08
The forest somehow seemed to get darker the closer the two men got to their destination. Agrippa kept reminding himself that the solstice had been three days prior, and the sun simply chose to fall…
The Other Side - 1 minmin (author) 2011-12-12
The gravel beneath his feet protested with a crunch as Rufus T. Heckle exited the alleyway, face-first into the acrid street smoke. He was not a very well-dressed man, though he held a distinct noble…
Poor Bastard Gargus (author) 2011-12-14
You should have brought a mortician instead. The doctor looked over the Mass Containment Room floor of Site 34, coated in the blood and bodies of two hundred Foundation staff members. The stench of…
The Happy Ending Eskobar (author) 2011-12-17
A possible future The flexi in Jack's suitcase buzzed for the third time. Sighing, he pulled it out and unrolled it. As was his usual reaction, he was sorry he ever helped invent it. The note that…
Love Springs Eternal minmin (author) 2011-12-18
Why, it was love at first sight, darling. You awoke to the early song of dawn, and as you rose from the clutches of Morpheus I was there, watching you, every dewdrop on the windowpane an eye into your…
Opening Moves Dr Gears (author) 2011-12-19
Site Security File 11/11/4/8888/PR – Suspicious Letter 49,003,668 Letter received at the private residential post office in the South Cheyenne Point community. Letter had no stamp, post mark, or…
Joy to the World Sophia Light (author) 2011-12-20
Doctor Johanna Rose Garrison leaned back in her chair, one last click extinguishing the computer's light. That was it. The last of the forms had been sent off, the final approvals and offers ferried…
Queen To Pawn Dr Gears (author) 2011-12-21
Conversation recorded on ██/██/████ Parties identified as █████ ██████ the third, ranking member of Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd. and an unknown female voice, identified as Black Queen . Intercepted…
Routine anqxyr (author) 2011-12-22
Have you ever had that feeling? When you drive home from work, or walk home from the store, or do just about anything you've done a thousand times in your life. And you are almost home already, when…
Christmas DrEverettMann (author) 2011-12-26
I always have grand plans that few people help me on. I'm just gullible that way. This time, it was 100 word stories for Christmas, a la Gaiman's Nicholas Was… I normally send one out in my…
People Are Not Wearing Enough Hats Gargus (author) 2011-12-28
…which brings us once again to the pressing issue of just how much there is left to contain, said the Head of Foundation Staff to the meeting, shuffling the papers in his hands. A collection of…

January 2012


Title Author Created
Work Journal 2 Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-01
Day 45 It's so strange, at times. Sitting where my father once sat, working at the same battered, second-hand desk, sifting through the notes black with his nearly indecipherable scrawl. He always…
Pitter-patter Corerosion (author) 2012-01-01
They're there - Look harder Pitter-patter, the raindrops fall. On this All Hallow's Eve, I sit in my armchair close to the roaring flame, trying to gather what little warmth circling about the empty…
Work Journal 2 Cont Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-02
Day 52 Very unsettling developments. Dad's notes kept referring to “Unit 14” in reference to collected materials and documentation. He'd go on about something, more often than not what he came to dub…
Vertigo Photosynthetic (author) 2012-01-03
(another true story) 1 Jan 2012, 5:54 PM US Airways flight ███ Somewhere over western Ohio I always request the window seat when I fly commercial. The view out that little porthole just never gets…
Attacking The Darkness Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
2012-01-04
Belfast, Ireland The GOC surveillance team who used the flat as a staging area had been stationed there for four weeks, doing an assessment of a Known Threat Entity in the area: a young man with…
Repost Gargus (author) 2012-01-05
I'll be honest with you. This is shit. It's really only going up because a few people in the chat encouraged me to put it up, and I really don't know what else to do with it. Roight. Now that we're…
Conversation 1: Omicron Eskobar (author) 2012-01-06
“I had the d-d-dream again.” Dr. Skinner dutifully jotted this note onto her pad. “Was it the same as the others?” David squirmed in his seat. “Roughly, y-y-yeah.” “Can you tell me about it, David?”…
Conversation 2: Numberless Eskobar (author) 2012-01-07
Jesus, the food is getting worse by the day, Agent Lee said. Tell me about it, Agent Eastman said. I think this is another immortal-lizard sandwich. And from the taste Eastman took a bite. …
Conversation 3: Decommissioning Eskobar (author) 2012-01-09
A number of people who no longer used their names spoke to one another. How many so far? Four. One D-class, two agents, one junior researcher. The phenomenon must be contained. You argued…
Old Faithful Faminepulse (author) 2012-01-09
☦A new agent tries to prove himself.☦                                                                                                                             From the Journal of Agent Breen: It…
Cursed Eskobar (author) 2012-01-10
The director of the Records and Information Security Administration looked at the next report on her desk. A confused frown played across her face. She reached for the intercom. Nala, could you send…
Reptilius Salman Corbette (author) 2012-01-11
The following document has been in Foundation possession since 18██. Several dating techniques have all placed the document at its authentic time period. Foundation scholars are unable to place where…
Rota TroyL (author) 2012-01-12
It hurts They don’t know that it hurts, but it does. So badly. Every time I try to speak, it just gets worse. They come at me, prod me, examine me They pull things open, cut into my flesh… And when…
Quiet Game Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-12
Acquisitions and Review. One of the names in The Foundation that can send staff into convulsions. After Agents and MTF squads get something caged, have the remains mopped up and minds scrubbed, A and…
Incident Report KAF-09 Candlebeam (author) 2012-01-12
Personnel Involved: Agent S████, Agent F███ Date: ██/██/████ Location: ███████, Austria Description: Following up on reports of anomalous activity in the area, Agents S████ and F███ were dispatched to…
This is Always a Horrible Idea Djoric (author) 2012-01-12
“HELLO, HELLO…DR. CAPTOR IS THIS THING ON?” “ye2, iit’2 on.” “WHATEVER. A-HEM. WELCOME ALL TO THE FIRST ANNUAL INTER-SESSION FOUNDATION SUMMER BARBEQUE. THE SENIOR STAFF HERE AT TROLL SITE 19 EXTEND A…
Smooth as Silk Djoric (author) 2012-01-13
The intelligence reports are clear: SEELE is ready to initiate the Human Instrumentality Project. God damn it. I advise full mobilization against NERV. The JSSDF could be fully deployed alongside our…
Letter of the Day Djoric (author) 2012-01-13
To: O5-C From: Director, Site 19 Subject: Daily Director’s Memo, ██/██/2012 SCP-███ was recovered today, four days after its original escape. Agents Dash and Jack led the recovery alongside Mobile…
On the O5's Secret Service Anaxagoras (author) 2012-01-13
Intelligence suggested the scip was holed up somewhere in this hotel. A challenge to find, for any but the best. Fortunately for me, there's none better. Still, no cause to rush. Anyone here might…
SCP-1926-R eric_h (author) 2012-01-13
Underwater photo of SCP-1926, prior to [DATA EXPUNGED] Item #: SCP-1926-R Object Class: Keter Rejected as an SCP Object by O5 order. Special Containment Procedures: Mobile Task Force Delta-16 The…
Little SCP-507 Lost Shebleha (author) 2012-01-13
I I don't understand Why why is it that they're everywhere? Every place, everywhere, every fucking world They're always there. Why? Hi Mum! I'm back home from school! Jimmy said as he walked…
Dr. Ikari, I presume Edrobot (author) 2012-01-13
Dr. Alto Clef. Gendo Ikari steepled his fingers. Your presence here in Tokyo-3 is unexpected to say the least. Yeah, well, that was kind of the point. Dr. Clef tossed a crumpled stack of papers…
Despair Rage Envy Aye Mak Sicur MisterBibs (author) 2012-01-13
Item #: SCP-████ Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: As o( %*f this date, SCP-████ is not con tained in any method. However, due to the da*%^*(nger SCP-████ poses, it has ERROR…
Zolder Heiden (author) 2012-01-14
The important thing to know is that Mobile Task Force Alpha-44 had no nickname. The crisis that had erupted over the last few years had left precious little time to develop unit cohesion and the…
Still In Business Tom Serveaux (author) 2012-01-14
His stock was plummeting. His investors were dwindling. Lawsuits and inquiries were piling up. Every day, Aperture Science teetered on the brink of bankruptcy. And yet, somehow, Cave Johnson, current…
SCP Foundation The Movie 2: Electric Boogaloo Edrobot (author) 2012-01-14
Dr. Edison sneezed into the telephone. It had been a long day keeping the eldritch horrors contained within Site-██ locked up, and the good doctor was in no mood to catch a cold. The fact that Site-██…
Whatcha doing? Doktori (author) 2012-01-14
Sir, we've got another strange one.” Dr. Clef frowned. What now? “I've got to finish writing up this damn report, like I've got nothing better to do.” The agent grimaced. Getting Clef angry was never…
Clockwork Time Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-14
The Fabergé bastard was raging. Tools flew, doors slammed, the walls and floorboards rattled. Through it all, he loosed a stream of profanity so acid it threatened to peel the already faded paint….
The Case of the Missing Hand Tanhony (author) 2012-01-15
It was upon the morning of the seventeenth of October when I encountered my long-term friend and companion Mr. Sherlock Holmes knocking upon the door of my residence. As I opened the door, I…
An Audience Djoric (author) 2012-01-17
The walk always took half an hour. Half an hour there, half an hour back, from the outside. But it always felt longer when he actually walked the tunnel. It felt like time was being stretched out,…
Progress Djoric (author) 2012-01-17
I invented a car that runs on nightmare fuel. It’s kind of funny, actually. We invented fire to scare away the darkness, now we can use the darkness to power our lights. It’s not like nightmare fuel…
Mad Love Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-17
Have you ever loved someone? Not that family love, or devotion but real, blind love. I don't think people know how dangerous real, true love is. Love will make you do great things, but it can also…
The Once And Future Emperor ChazzK (author) 2012-01-17
Agent Walker always knew when things were about to go south; it was this strange tingling sensation he got in the back of his skull, like an itch springing up two inches under his skin. He always…
A Tale of Five Offerings minmin (author) 2012-01-19
In the howling temple of the black moon's light Five brave fools came in the night. The first gave flesh, The second gave stone, The third gave the power to move when alone. The fourth gave life and…
Rebranding Mexanik (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-01-19
Mr. Carter and Mr. Marshall are sitting at a table. They are discussing something. The door swings open. Enter Mr. Dark. MR. DARK. Gentlemen, I have an unpleasant piece of news to tell you! Our stock…
Containing Creation MisterBibs (author) 2012-01-20
Item #: SCP-9342-X Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9342-X is to be kept in a standard-issue filing cabinet in Containment Cell #1994-X. At this time, viewing of SCP-9342-X is…
Knee-Deep In The Keter zaratustra (author) 2012-01-21
SCP-076-2, Ablu ben Adam, grandchild of God, was covered in blood, charred by acid, burnt by fire, and having the time of his life. The Slipgate project, they had told him on his one hour of the day…
Hephaestus Eskobar (author) 2012-01-23
He wants to do the prayer, Antigonus complained. Where in Pluto is there place for prayer here? Porphyrios of Alexandria sighed. Antigonus was never going to get off of the subject of natural…
And Then I Died... TroyL (author) 2012-01-25
Below are the previous entries for the game. Read and enjoy! The answer are in links at the end of each one. Welcome to And Then I Died , an SCP collective writing game! Useful information is held…
Naptime Eskobar (author) 2012-01-26
Working at a daycare gives you a very strange view of children. I live in the South, so the stereotype of screaming children in Wal-Mart isn't part of a redneck joke. It's literally just what happens…
Incursion Lowell (author) 2012-01-28
1 If the words esoteric containment mean nothing to you, stop listening. Time passes, approximately ten seconds. During this time, rain can be heard striking a number of windows nearby. My name is…
Clouds minmin (author) 2012-01-29
Looking at clouds from the ground is a rather absorbing experience. The educated human mind sees the majestic plumes of white as mere wisps of crystallised water vapour and dust particles in the…
Stare Eskobar (author) 2012-01-29
ORDERS, the Integrator asked. LOOK AT THIS OBJECT, its counterpart replied. ACKNOWLEDGED. There was silence for a long time, then. Integrators were not long on conversation. But having once been…
Scripture Eskobar (author) 2012-01-31
The following document was found in a fax machine in Site 93; no records of its source or time of transmission were located. A connection to SCP-962 is presumed. In the BEGINNING there was the Great…
Nightmare Tara Unknown (author) 2012-01-31
It was a hallway, corridor, somewhat familiar, but dark. Clean. Cold. Sterile. Emergency lights flickered, but it was dark. Rosalind wondered where she could possibly be. She walked down the hall,…

February 2012


Title Author Created
SCPokemon Dexanote (author) 2012-02-02
“So you’re saying that we can’t close 826 until…” “Until somebody finishes the main narrative, yes.” “And we still don’t know where the skip is… hiding, in the setting.” “That is also correct.” “What…
Incident TA-05-003-██-1 Hornby (author) 2012-02-03
It was supposed to just be an ordinary training operation – you know, push an MTF out the side of a helo in some godforsaken clearing in a Foundation-owned reserve in The Middle Of Nowhere, Canada,…
Sa Jin Photo Dr Gears (author) 2012-02-03
I was stationed overseas for four years, helping shore up the American military presence in South Korea. You hear horror stories about it, about people being shot randomly, the squalid conditions, but…
Basking in the Light GrandEnder (author) 2012-02-06
Network Correspondence #000004 From: Prof. Bjornsen, [07832] To: Dr. Dier, [06302] Dier, SCP-229 has largely been contained, and everything above D-9 has been incinerated or disabled. There's not a…
From Unknown Admirer to Unknown Admiree SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-02-12
☦A story about love and connections.☦ I no longer care who may be reading this. Whoever it is. Even if it's that Kind Man. I love you. Let us be together. We can be happy together, and neither of us…
Multi-U 101 Djoric (author) 2012-02-14
Hello, everyone. My name is Doctor Trevor Bailey, I’m head of the Department of Extra-Universal Affairs, and this is the Introduction Seminar for Extra-Universal Operations. I know that’s a mouthful,…
The Queen of Site-18 Faminepulse (author) 2012-02-16
☦A story about a plunger.☦ The D-Class assigned for the application of the SCP-████ serum onto the mundane object entered the room tenuously. He was outfitted with gloves coated with a special fiber…
Command Performance DrEverettMann (author) 2012-02-17
Fuck! Mother fucking Open fire! Open fire! Shit! It's still coming. Don't shoot it in the head. I Kimura! Fuck! Shoot the legs! Shoot the fucking legs! Shin, get the blast doors! Pull back, you sons…
Love In Leetspeak Eskobar (author) 2012-02-18
Margaret couldn't have shoes. There was something about this entire experience that was so surreal, so far outside of her range of experience, so beyond anything she was prepared to deal with, she was…
What Is Wrong With You Gargus (author) 2012-02-19
There's a reason I keep the lights out when I work. For all the world's infinite variety, I get stuck with the very worst of what it has to offer. The light can only bring knowledge and pain. So even…
Ground Control Anonymouse99 (author) 2012-02-21
Darkness slowly turned into light once more. Blinding, red, fiery light. At first it was amazing, the sun rising to greet his vision, warming his bones. Just as everything else since the accident…
Ghost Eskobar (author) 2012-02-21
Agent Enfield surveyed the scene, keeping his opinions to himself. Major Whitside brought his horse beside Enfield's and looked through his binoculars. Not too many of them, Enfield muttered, half…
I'm not sure. Faminepulse (author) 2012-02-23
☦A man under the effects of SCP-055.☦                                                                                                                             You're not going to believe me when I…
A Day In The Life Drewbear (author) 2012-02-24
I always painted my fingernails right before an op and cleaned 'em off again once we were back. Pure black, scuff 'em a bit to get rid of the glossiness, and put a tiny dot of dark green right in the…
Recovered Data File thedeadlymoose (author) 2012-02-26
Initializing Recovered Data File L246-A1780B23971C20987D091 Displaying data retrieval for Document ███-██████-██ [LEVEL 4 AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED] [INITIALIZING ] [DATA CORRUPT]e not clear on…
Sudden Thoughts Tanhony (author) 2012-02-26
I enjoy the way this one feels. The symphony of voices that echo within my slimy shell agree with me. This one is good. Smooth. The voices flee through my skin and into him. He enjoys it. They all…
Hiccup Jacet DrEverettMann (author) 2012-02-28
Heh. It's funny. I always tell my boys, don't give your life fer the Foundation. Make some other bastard give his. But here I am. Fuckin' hypocrite, that's what I am. But nobody ever promised me…
Meat Corerosion (author) 2012-02-28
Chinese culture is a strange thing indeed. She found out, the day her First came tearing, screaming and mewling out from her womb, tiny unformed fingers clawing at her insides. The doctors and nurses…
Six Faces Faminepulse (author) 2012-02-29
☦An irrelevant tale about cubes.☦                                                                                                                             The personnel director sat alone in his…
Another Star On The Wall Hornby (author) 2012-02-29
The Foundation buried another of my friends today. He wasn’t the first. And, knowing how this line of work goes, I doubt he will be the last. I first met him when he was giving an orientation to a new…

March 2012


Title Author Created
Cave Paintings DexX (author) 2012-03-01
In a barren mountain range in northern Europe is a secluded cave. Deep inside is a wide chamber that appears to have been used in ancient rituals. The walls of the roughly circular space are densely…
Where They All Go Salman Corbette (author) 2012-03-04
Author Note: I find it's even better if you listen to this whilst reading. -Sal Background: A large mass approximately 3 kilometers in diameter, located 436,200 kilometers away from the earth's…
Translated From Palauan Gargus (author) 2012-03-04
They've stopped coming. They used to come four times a day, to feed me, to keep me furnished, sometimes to test me. It was horrible some days, especially when they slipped up and I started hurting….
Stray Eskobar (author) 2012-03-13
It was the prettiest cat Sarah had ever seen in her whole life. She didn't know the word calico, because eight-year-olds typically don't. It was brown and tan and orange and its eyes were the…
The Flytrap Sophia Light (author) 2012-03-13
A story in thirteen parts. Read in order. 1 1 I've taken the briefcase and I'm running, running because that's all that's left to do. The embassy is 20 more miles east, I can see the lights from…
Lemuridae Tom Serveaux (author) 2012-03-13
When I retire, I want to live a quiet life. Sorry. Here. If I retire, I want to live a quiet life. It’s not an easy task. In my line of work, life expectancy is short. I might get killed during our…
Foundation Burger Gargus (author) 2012-03-18
Goddammit, people! shouted Manager Fred, bursting through the front doors of the restaurant. Can I go out for a cup of coffee for five minutes without you people screwing things up? With all due…
Sweetness Anonymouse99 (author)
TroyL (author)
2012-03-21
He dried her tears, because that’s what fathers do, and carefully brushed a lock of hair from her forehead. “It’s alright, Sweetness ” he said softly. “It’s alright ” Sweetness. Her mother had called…
Log of Anomalous Ducks Skara Brae (author) 2012-03-21
Note: Following Incident F-19██ and the recovery of SCP-1356, Research Sector-09 was charged the evaluation and containment of resultant anomalies. Testing is ongoing, as relevant subjects are still…
New Technical Issues Roget (author) 2012-03-22
Welcome to the Technical Issues page. You are all free to ask me about any issue you might be having (with a computer, mind you), I will try and assist you in resolving those issues. Don't be bashful…
Work Journal 3 Dr Gears (author) 2012-03-25
Day 56 Stressful few days. To say the least. I've had to sleep in the car for the last couple days. I'm apparently wanted for questioning in an arson case. Go fucking figure. Saw my face on the news a…
Breaker 1 9 Dr Gears (author) 2012-03-30
I don't know if this is really a creepy story, but it scared the shit out of me at the time. Four years ago, I was going through training for over-the-road trucking. We were out in Oregon, getting my…
SCP-One Million DrEverettMann (author) 2012-03-31
Tell me of the thing, the shaman said. It lives in the I started. No! The stick came down hard on my knuckles. Begin with how to stop it, how to keep it held. Always. What it is can wait until…

April 2012


Title Author Created
The Completely Canonical Story of James, Age 8 Salman Corbette (author) 2012-04-01
Hello. My name is James. You may know me from my appearance in various child-themed -Js. I'm here now to tell you the awful truth of the origin of these sources of hilarity. Though they may seem sweet…
Deranged Ditties DrEverettMann (author) 2012-04-01
Jack PoorYoric Duckins walked past the containment cell of SCP-Eleventy-Six, nodded to the empty air, and continued on his way. Precisely three-point-four seconds later, he zipped back, his eyes…
The Swift Rise And Fall Of Technical Researcher David Rosen Roget (author) 2012-04-01
OR, HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE OUR TECHNICAL OVERLORD This was the image that had graced Technical Researcher David Rosen's monitor when he had arrived in his office that morning. It…
Experiments of Paper, Part 1 axslayer33 (author) 2012-04-01
*Author's note- written dialogue is follows: Cassy [Fred] {Dr. Ax} Dr. Ax walked out of the break room with some coffee and his new assignment. He dreaded it. Of all the days to be given his first…
Delia Dr Gears (author) 2012-04-02
TRANSCRIPT BEGINS 11:00:00 You a doctor or something? No, a student, actually. Never had much business with doctors. Doris took sick once, went to the doctor. Jabbed her fulla holes, sent her home…
Follow The Keter Reject (author) 2012-04-03
Note: The following audio log was recovered from security cameras inside of SCP-682's containment cell during Incident 682-076-1JF4D-NA5, in which SCP-076-2 breached containment and engaged in combat…
The Truth About 447 Edward Watts (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-04-03
Why zombies? Doctor Alistair, seated on a chair before the O5 council, tried to take up as little space as he could. He knew full well that was of no use, but actions like that have always happened…
For Want of a Nail... Aelanna (author) 2012-04-06
A single nine-millimeter round rolled lazily across the floor. If it were a bit more invested, it might have been upset at the rookie agent who carelessly let it roll away across the table in his…
Dichotomy Dr LosER (author) 2012-04-09
Dr. Church sat back, grinding a fist into a single blood shot eye. Done. He was finally done for tonight. He drew in a heavy breath, holding it captive for a long, aching moment before letting it hiss…
The Book Zekky (author) 2012-04-09
“The Book teaches. The Book guides.” Alia repeated the mantra to herself, her voice trembling. The Keeper of the Book had performed her Last Reading several days ago, and now her body was being…
Love Hate Dr Gears (author) 2012-04-10
The house was dead when he came home. No lights, no noise, even a little chilly in the early spring dusk. Pete Kothkis stood in the entryway, peering in to the house with a slightly confused smile….
Conclusions RE: D-173-2263 Incident Adam Smascher (author) 2012-04-11
As you know, my reason for requesting this footage were the strange findings of my autopsies of subjects 173-2263, -2264, and -2267. To: Dr. Delano Smascher ( pcs.41a|rehcsamsd#pcs.41a|rehcsamsd ) …
Teeth, Dearie Dr LosER (author) 2012-04-13
Hello, dearie. Oh hush now, those stories are greatly over exaggerated. I am not a demon, and I most certainly am not hellspawn. My mother would take offense to that, you know. No need to be rude!…
The Last Redcoat MisterKillam (author) 2012-04-18
MisterKillam (Riley A. G. Killam) It all started quietly enough, on a rooftop in Hajji Shah Wali Kalay, a name that nearly everybody, including Michael Oliver, hated typing in situation reports,…
Notes towards a manifesto Gaffney (author) 2012-04-22
WE ASK THE QUESTION HERE 1. deviating from or inconsistent with the common order, form, or rule; irregular; abnormal: SMASH the confines of reality! Purge Art of modernism, commercialism,…
The Doc Block Salman Corbette (author) 2012-04-25
We brought a pretty little lady for you today, 173, said the doctor to the statue. The statue did not respond. After all, who knows who could be watching. He instead stared back at the doctor with…
A Calculated Risk Aelanna (author) 2012-04-27
The door to Observation Room 221-D opened, then closed with a muted click. The man who slipped quietly through walked slowly across the room to the table set up in front of the window, and fondly…
Wings Sad Xiao (author) 2012-04-27
It's been a little while since I've last seen my kids. That fucking dirtbag, Jerry at least he got to rot in hell, without this pain. Should've shot him in the nuts instead of the head. It's been…
Settling Tabs Dr Gears (author)
DrClef (author)
2012-04-29
“Hello, Eddies Ice Cream, our special-” “Dead men dance.” “W-what? Sir, I think you have-” “ACC 119998256” “ just a moment ” “ ” “ I'll patch you through.” “ ” “Central Records. Department?”…
Another Boring Day MrUnpleasant (author) 2012-04-29
Special Agent Broderick sat in front of his computer, idly looking through closed case documents. Rat people in the subway? Turned out to be some group of perverts dressed in rat costumes. Mysterious…
Faceless Anonymouse99 (author) 2012-04-30
It was a simple matter really. Just a few authorization codes he nabbed the last time he got out and….there it was. For all their security, the Foundation was essentially just a secret prison that…
Mystery MisterBibs (author) 2012-04-30
No, Clement, I'm serious. And yes, I do know a little bit of Chinese, so I know when someone says bullshit . Just because Intelligence Agents are required to know everything doesn't mean we actually…

May 2012


Title Author Created
The Longest Ride Crayne (author) 2012-05-01
I'd gotten sick of the shuddering, the screeching and the scratching long ago, but I seemed to be unable to escape it. I'd born it, gritting my by now thoroughly yellow-brown teeth. Funny thing,…
Internal Departments Osobist (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-05-02
This article is not considered official and/or canon The Foundation's successful operation depends primarily on dividing responsibilities between various departments. Some of the Foundation's…
Life and Death Roget (author) 2012-05-02
One minute. He feels himself growing. It hurts, but he can take it. The real pain hasn't even started yet, anyways. He knows this pain all too well, he has felt it every time someone turns that key….
Dramatis Personae Eskobar (author) 2012-05-04
The following events are transpiring on the same day. Sergei Sariksen is walking down the hall in Site 19, away from the Keter containment area. It had always baffled Dr. Sariksen that there was a…
We Interrupt this Program Salman Corbette (author) 2012-05-05
1. Tired of all those cups falling whenever you open your cabinet? Had it with having to search around a high shelf with your hand? Well I have too, and that's why I'm back with an amazing new…
Keeping With The Times VAElynx (author) 2012-05-06
It was always like that. I grew up in a small village just south of Niznyj Novgorod, as third of four children. My mother always longed for how, before I was even born, we lived in a nice apartment…
Blue Brotherhood Tuomey Tombstone (author) 2012-05-06
Doctor Baker cleared his throat. Gentlemen, I feel that the SCP would respond well to what it might perceive as a fellow officer. I propose tha- That we take one of my men, get him to play…
Six Days Lucavex Ayanami (author) 2012-05-07
Day One Where am I? My head is all fuzzy… Is this a hospital? Am I hurt? My throat is so dry… Why is there an IV in my arm. Have I been in a coma? What's this tube sticking out of my mouth!? I try to…
The Word doomsniffer (author) 2012-05-08
I turn at the noise. Brother Ullar's face peers at me from underneath the hood of his robe. Father? The whole village is here now. I think they are ready for you. Brother Ullar is my newest…
Broken? Boa Noah (author) 2012-05-10
I don't know why I'm recording this, it's not like there's anyone left well, anyone human to hear it. Maybe aliens will find it and have a good laugh Anyways, it's a little after dark and I've…
The Journal Of J S Junior Technician Jekeled (author) 2012-05-10
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Ti—                                                                                              From the personal journal of J████ S████, Junior Technician January 1, 1936 I…
Protect Eskobar (author) 2012-05-12
See that one? Garrett said. Jacob nodded. The baby squirrel was chirping peacefully in its nest in the nearest white oak in the playground. I'm gonna kill it dead. Soon as we get outside. Just you…
Unfinished Business III TroyL (author) 2012-05-12
No, you're not….
Challenge Accepted! doomsniffer (author) 2012-05-13
The sound of shrieking klaxons could be heard over the muffled shouts and dull thumps coming through the door. The interior of the chamber was still, the long rows of shelves filled with metal boxes…
Slipped Under the Door from Cell 142 DrEverettMann (author) 2012-05-13
Item Number: ████ Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: This revision of secure containment procedures for SCP-████ is to supercede all previous versions. SCP-████ is held in a cell…
Daddy Long Legs Arlecchino (author) 2012-05-13
It is, upon reflection, the legs that were the problem. Certainly, my eyesight hasn't been strong enough for a long time to distinguish those loathsome features. That disturbing thorax, jointed into…
Commencement Eskobar (author) 2012-05-13
Prologue: Dramatis Personae D-2392 was confused. You want me to do what? Take that gun, Dr. Sariksen said, and shoot D-2390. Directly in the head. No way, man, the first replied. I know a…
The Tailor Arlecchino (author) 2012-05-14
They don’t understand, darling. They can’t. They’re clouded, blinded by unrecognized jealousy and rage born from fear of what they do not know. We’ll be safe here my, sweet. They won’t find us….
Dr. Robinson's Statement Smapti (author) 2012-05-15
12/6/1994 To whom it may concern; My name is Dr. James Kyle Robinson and I am a senior researcher with the SCP Foundation, currently holding Level 4 security clearance. I was recruited by the…
Class Omega eric_h (author) 2012-05-15
I saw the doctors again yesterday. They told me to write down anything interesting I remember, and anything weird that happens to me. Give it to them the next time they see me. Said it would help them…
April Fools Zappanale (author) 2012-05-16
“Termination” is a word we heard a lot in this place. It was mostly heard over intercoms, or through the grape vines as gossip between the dorms. They didn't like that we talked between dorms at all,…
Choir Of The Damned Jekeled (author) 2012-05-17
Embraced with open arms                                                                                                                             The Musician was angry. Brother Zachary winced at…
A Lack Of Proper Procedure Jekeled (author) 2012-05-18
It's the little things that matter.                                                                                                                             It had escaped. Agent Rodriguez didn't…
The Tall Grass and the Bell, Part One Kate McTiriss (author) 2012-05-19
It had been a good first few months on the job for Junior Researcher Evans. Unlike most of the psychologically-trained new recruits, he wasn't tending to traumatized victims of unspeakable horrors. He…
Deontic Eskobar (author) 2012-05-19
Act I, Scene I: Commencement David recognized the gun pointed at his face as a semiautomatic pistol of some sort. He didn’t recognize brand or caliber, but he knew it was the kind he had specifically…
We've Got A Runner Jekeled (author) 2012-05-19
I fought the law.                                                                                                                             You want to know my name? Call me Smokey. I keep law and…
Home Eskobar (author) 2012-05-20
Everybody's so goddamn judgmental, that's the problem. Part of it is where I live; the rural South is full of nothing so much as busybodies, Nosy Parkers, nosy neighbors, everybody so nosy. Always…
The Audience murphy_slaw (author) 2012-05-20
Margie sits back on the sofa in the family room and rubs her feet. The digitized tones of Beethoven's Fifth tell her that she's got a phone call. She wedges her phone between her chin and shoulder and…
A Researcher's Tale deValmont (author) 2012-05-21
Watch. That's all I have to do. I just watch. Watch, and remember, and report back. I'm on my own here, there's only one researcher at a time allowed through the gate. It's lonely, sometimes, but I…
Tale of 13 TheDuckman (author) 2012-05-22
The following document was recovered on a raid of a Serpents Hand safehouse in ██████, Indiana. It was labeled as a fragment of a larger document, known in occult circles as 'The Book of Beginnings'…
Brother's Keeper zaratustra (author) 2012-05-23
It was ironic, in a way. In a CK-event or NK-event extinction scenario, all SCPs that could be terminated were to be terminated, so that whatever shreds remained of humanity could have at least a…
King Greenshield: A Fairy Tale Smapti (author) 2012-05-26
Once upon a time, in a village in Kent, there lived a girl named Mary, of noble birth and gentle spirit. She was known throughout the town for her kindness and beauty. In time Mary became a woman and…
The Tall Grass and the Bell, Part Two Kate McTiriss (author) 2012-05-28
Part One “It is good to see you again, truth-seeker. Let’s begin.” Evans’ eyes darted from Deeds to the man. He’d heard of the hat — something in the two-hundreds, maybe? — and the hidden man that…
From the Diaries of Lord Blackwood Smapti (author) 2012-05-28
July 3rd, 1857: It has been the better part of a year since I set sail from England. I feel myself overcome with a certain melancholy every time I watch the White Cliffs of Dover disappear over the…
The Bold and the Dutiful (Part One) deValmont (author) 2012-05-30
To say that the day had started badly would have been a huge understatement. Used to waking up around seven thirty, the coffee machine on the small shelf above the bed bubbling away with his first cup…
Holder Of The Foundation VAElynx (author) 2012-05-30
On any IRC server in any chatroom, PM an operator who appears inactive. If he replies, ask to see the Holder of the SPC's. Should he respond with a kickban, leave, and never come to the server again,…
Final Proof Jekeled (author) 2012-05-31
It's really the last thing that you need to see.                                                                                                                             Author's Note: This is a…
Neptune Station Hornby (author) 2012-05-31
Neptune Station Theatrical Poster How bad is it? Bad. All communications with Neptune Station have ceased. Sector Twenty-Three’s failsafes are not responding. Do we have any idea what we’re looking…
Walter G CityToast (author) 2012-05-31
“So how did you find out about the SCP?” Jack asked me as we were chatting on the phone late one night. “I found about it on 4chan.” I shrugged. Jack was my best friend. I could trust him with…
Lord Blackwood and the Great Tarasque Hunt of '83 Smapti (author) 2012-05-31
May 14, 1883: I received a most curious missive in the post this morning. It has been four months since I returned to England, having nearly lost my life in endeavouring to become the first man to…

June 2012


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In other news, Communism will win (author) 2012-06-01
BODY once told me                                                                                                                             The following document was mailed to Agent Green's…
Law And Order Jekeled (author) 2012-06-01
It's the piccolo solo that does it.                                                                                                                             This meeting will now come to order! …
Monsters Etherealize (author) 2012-06-01
It was nearing the end of the witching hour, and most sensible folk were tucked away in bed, resting to face the new day. For the fourth (or was it the fifth? Sixth? It was hard to keep track)…
Don't Forget Roget (author) 2012-06-01
This letter is to anyone who remembers that one should always take care of their fellow man. I'm stuck in this little room surrounded by a big layer of concrete. I usually can't open the door because…
There's An App For That Drewbear (author) 2012-06-01
I stood nervously before the desk. Although I'd met the Intelligence Operations Regional Director once before, when I first transferred into the department, I'd never had to deliver a report to…
Valued Benefactor Jekeled (author) 2012-06-02
Dear donor: we urgently need money.                                                                                                                             The idea for this is based off of A…
Sentimentality Sad Xiao (author) 2012-06-02
Doctor Amy Sze walked past the masses of employees gathered at the cafeteria. For her, it would be another regular day of work - cut down the paperwork tree that grows on her desk, witness some…
Recollections of a Gentleman's Gentleman Smapti (author) 2012-06-02
Interview Log 662-37 Interviewer: Dr. S. Samesh Interviewed: SCP-662-1 ( Mr. Deeds ) Foreword: During a review of objects found among the effects of SCP-1867, a journal was found in which SCP-1867…
Fight Eskobar (author) 2012-06-02
Fucking hell, Sarah, Mitchell said. I guess I'll just stop talking. Just He made a growling sound of frustration. You know how much I hate it when you curse at me, Sarah said. You can't argue…
Lord Blackwood and the Thaumaturge Dmatix (author) 2012-06-03
Interview Log 1867-23 Interviewer: Dr. Adam Bernstein Interviewed: SCP-1867 Forward: During a standard checkup interview with SCP-1867 the subject, at the request of Dr. Bernstein, was asked to…
Soliloquy Eskobar (author) 2012-06-03
Act I, Scene II: Deontic David Eskobar came to wishing he had a blanket. It was freezing cold in this field; he mentally kicked himself for not bringing a jacket, or gloves, or sturdier shoes. He…
Lord Blackwood, Astro-Naut Smapti (author) 2012-06-04
April 3rd, 1856: My succour has arrived! For over a year now I have been in London, exercising my duties in the House of Lords to aid Mr. Palmerston's government in bringing about the conclusion of…
Chapter 1: Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It... thattallfellow (author) 2012-06-06
Brink Dangerguts and the Shard of Thermopylae Several copies of this anonymous manuscript have been found scattered across Site 19 over the past month. Despite its near-total factual inaccuracy, it…
Chapter 2: How to Hold a Debate while Skydiving thattallfellow (author) 2012-06-06
Brink Dangerguts and the Shard of Thermopylae Several copies of this anonymous manuscript have been found scattered across Site 19 over the past month. Despite its near-total factual inaccuracy, it…
Fin. Jekeled (author) 2012-06-06
The battle of the ages.                                                                                                                             Author's Note-This is the old 1234 (Jester)/Subtle…
Lord Blackwood in the Land of the Unclean Smapti (author) 2012-06-06
December 25th, 1875: As far and as wide as I have travelled in my years, there is nothing in the world quite like Christmas-time in London. The crisp winter air echoes with the song of carolers and…
A World We Live In Watery (author) 2012-06-07
The following was flagged by Site 19's automated data filter (tagged with flags CLASSIFIED DATA, O5, SCP-682, SCP-173). As the following contains personal log data, only those with Site Administration…
A Question Which, When Asked, Answers Itself Sorts (author) 2012-06-09
Right, Stan, here's those notes you asked for. Keep in mind, double secret probation means the investigation is still ongoing, so some of the stuff isn't released yet. Best I could do. Good luck….
Skin Deep Jekeled (author) 2012-06-10
Aren't we all only this.                                                                                                                             Recovered from the research notes of Doctor Nathan…
Gotham's Strangest Criminal nyehcat (author) 2012-06-10
Commissioner Gordon looked at the newest victim of Gotham City's latest killer, and sighed. Why do all of the criminals insist on having these ridiculous M.O.s,? he said, rubbing his forehead in…
The Critic Smapti (author) 2012-06-11
The Critic sat silently at his desk at the front of Room 238, his long gray hair in a ponytail, his wrinkled, septuagenarian face frozen in an unreadable glare as he drummed his fingers on the…
Guard Duty Dmatix (author) 2012-06-12
Monday, 19:00 Another day, another dollar. Quite a few dollars, to be honest, I can't believe how well they pay me to sit on my ass in a tower and watch a fence. That's private security for you,…
Kriegspiel Dr Gears (author) 2012-06-13
“We need to talk.” The old lady raised her head from the crumpled document before her, blinking rapidly through massive glasses. She sighed, pulling them off and rubbing between her eyes, gray curls…
Flamingos Wogglebug (author) 2012-06-14
Note: The following audio transcripts were recovered from an audio listening device found installed inside the home telephone of Arthur Windsworth during the recovery operation of SCP-1507. The origin…
Faith of the Foundation Kalinin (author) 2012-06-15
Check your weapon, soldier. And Flabgobbatron guide you.                                                                                                                             Mercer checked his…
Just A Stool Jekeled (author) 2012-06-18
At least he's sitting pretty.                                                                                                                             Doctor Campbell strode across one of Site-19's…
Ziggy the Extra Special Bush Baby Smapti (author) 2012-06-18
Hello, my name is Ziggy. Well not really, my mother never gave me a real name, but Ziggy is what the doctors here named me and i think it is a good name so you can call me Ziggy. I am a bush baby and…
Goodbye Jekeled (author) 2012-06-19
Play it again.                                                                                                                             This note was found in the cell of SCP-202 during his suicide…
Lord Blackwood's Revenge Smapti (author) 2012-06-19
Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood, explorer and gentleman, crawled stealthily across High Value Storage Locker Room 23C, leaving a thin trail of slime behind him as he climbed up the table leg. The trip…
A Jester's Tale Smapti (author) 2012-06-19
My name is David Rosenfeld, but everyone who knows me calls me Jester. If you've never been stationed at Site 19, you've probably heard some horrible rumors about me - that I'm a killer, a monster,…
Anachronisms Djoric (author) 2012-06-19
Research Assistant Richard Moss ran. He could safely say that he had never been this afraid in his entire life. The events of last twenty minutes buzzed in his head like bees. Explosion. Sirens….
Chapter 3: Lights, Cairo, Action!! thattallfellow (author) 2012-06-20
Brink Dangerguts and the Shard of Thermopylae Several copies of this anonymous manuscript have been found scattered across Site 19 over the past month. Despite its near-total factual inaccuracy, it…
A Day at the Call Center Dmatix (author) 2012-06-20
Good morning, Sir. Yes, you have reached Uncle Merl's Discount Emporium, how may I assist you? I'm sorry, this is tech support, we don't handle sales. No, Sir, I can't direct you to sales without a…
The Keterlord TheMadStork (author) 2012-06-20
The Keterlord sighed, slumped on his stool, and stared down through his nearly-empty glass at the grain lines on the bar's wooden surface. Today was his birthday, but nobody at work had remembered or…
Project Heimdall - Prologue Hornby (author) 2012-06-22
You always did tend to burn the candle at both ends, William. General William Pendergast, the Deputy Director of Foundation Contingency Planning Operations, looked up. His unexpected visitor was a…
We Have Dismissed That Claim Hornby (author) 2012-06-22
This is going to kick the top off the anthill, you know that, right? General Pendergast asked, looking up from the report. Doctor Rex scoffed, Yeah, well, I can't help it that Dr. Von Schmidt is an…
ADANA Protocol Urbanmyth (author) 2012-06-22
Heimdall Contingency 045- ADANA Abstract:- At present, the majority of Heimdall contingencies are oriented towards a military invasion. While this is not an empty threat, the possibility of other…
To What Purpose an Invasion? Flah (author) 2012-06-22
Why would an HE attempt to invade the planet Earth? More to the point, what reason would an HE have to make itself an HE? This question may seem overly philosophical and speculative, but it is…
Birthday Every Day CityToast (author) 2012-06-24
Eat this, a tired-looking man in business-casual said, setting down a plate in front of Andrew. He had been escorted to a small room furnished with only a table. He looked down and blinked at the…
Favors-Part One Dmatix (author) 2012-06-24
The man in grey sat on the rooftop and waited. Beneath him, the city spread endlessly, an ocean of lights and color under the night sky. On the balcony below, a party was nearing its conclusion;…
Total Recall Salman Corbette (author) 2012-06-24
Background: At 2:01:34 on 05/13/20██ a suspected Dr. Wondertainment item was discovered outside Site ██. Agents were sent to retrieve it. The object appeared to be a mattress with various child-like…
Back Into Hell tomode (author) 2012-06-24
Back Into Hell, a Foundation poem The howling wind steals the breath I would have used to chant; Boots, belt, gun, mask My gear, my only chance The rear doors open wider The “go” light blinks to life…
The Rain CityToast (author) 2012-06-25
Rain was pouring down on me from up above, pattering on the skylight of the break room as if mother nature herself had just gotten a broken heart. I could barely stand the sound. it reminded me of…
Account of a Hiking Trip Gaffney (author) 2012-06-26
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم (In the name of God, the most Gracious and most Merciful) Interview Log: F-2876-B2114 Date: 6/29/1384 Subject: Mehmood Khamoosh Interviewer: Lt. Ziadin Nurrollo Begin Log Lt….
Liability Jekeled (author) 2012-06-27
I'm sorry, ma'am, but Doctor Wondertainment cannot assume any liability for improper use of the Doctor Wondertainment's Young Surgeon Transplant Kit. I put on my best Wondertainment Sparkly SmileTM…
SCP+MLP=DNC Gargus (author) 2012-06-28
Something dreadfully wrong had just occurred within the SCP Foundation. The Head of Otherworldly Matters Department could feel it. He leaned back in his chair, and tried to determine which of the …
The Thing That Hates Wogglebug (author) 2012-06-28
On a primordial beach a slimy thing climbs up onto the shore. It has abandoned its spawn-brothers, leaving them to the Great Beasts of the sea. It opens its new lungs, relishing in the sweet flavors…
Decomm Anon Roget (author) 2012-06-28
The dim fluorescent lights buzzed softly above, as the nine individuals looked at one another uneasily. The clock on the wall ticked the time down, and there was the occasional nervous cough. The…
From The Mists Of Time Gargus (author) 2012-06-28
There is an ancient legend. Before man came to master fire and cultivate his food, he lived in perpetual fear. There existed creatures of such frightful appearance and terrible power that even the…
On The Seventh Day Of Christmas Silberescher (author) 2012-06-28
Doctor Malley. Doctor Kurtz? Come look at this. Is there a problem? Today's bed check isn't for another three hours. What does it have there? Oh. He really wanted a notepad, so I…
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