Tales By Date 2

ERMAHGERD STAHP

This is a template page used internally by the SCP Wiki.

PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THIS PAGE
WITHOUT STAFF PERMISSION


August 2012


Title Author Created
Ask Lord Blackwood Smapti (author) 2012-08-01
"Deeds? Where the devil are my slippers?" To whom it may concern; Tally-ho, ladies and gentlemen! It is I, Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood, CBE, 7th Viscount of Westminister, noted explorer and…
A Long Time Past Djoric (author) 2012-08-02
May 10, 1997 A black moon under a hill of snow. His brother had been born first, but the younger was the stronger of the two. The omen had been marked, but its mark was not for a babe at the breast….
This Isn't a Hospital Vehemency (author) 2012-08-06
“Ms. Catherine, I understand you may be shocked, but I must insist you try your hardest to remember.” She looked down at the stark white hospital gown she was wearing, the texture felt rough against…
SECURE ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-07
Something is amiss The balance of reality Changes and suddenly tips No longer fifty-fifty Existence here is wrong The sight, the sound, the feel Like some melodious song Created with notes unreal…
CONTAIN ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-07
Capture was successful Despite that against our efforts to obtain From here it becomes quite stressful For to keep is much harder than to gain Often the dangers are not apparent Until we start…
Friends in Dark Places tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2012-08-08
I'm not really sure how I wound up in the water. The rush of currents and crunch of impact after impact as I was dragged along the rocks by the merciless current drove everything else from my mind….
PROTECT ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-08
Pile the bodies, one by one Those we had to kill Blame it on a freak explosion Or mass suicide on the hill Remember we are on the side Of the angels; danger we condemn However, we cannot hide From…
It Wasn't a Vacation Djoric (author) 2012-08-09
September 21, 1997 Jack Bright strongly considered a change in career. Science wasn’t working out. Too much contact with other human beings, for one. Lack of respectable, cackle-worthy science was…
Foundation Rhymes - A Collection of Children's Rhymes With an SCP Personnel Twist ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-09
Someone's Computer Someone's computer sat on a desk Someone's computer fell during a test All of Rosen's tools and all of Rosen's brain Couldn't put the computer together again Computer's owner…
First Seed Roget (author) 2012-08-10
March 11th, 2015. Siberia was not nice this time of year. Anders Forsman wondered if Siberia was ever really nice at any time of the year. Either way, this wasn't his normal neck of the woods. The…
The Good Captain Pt. 1: The Colourful Doctor Bunton (author) 2012-08-11
The toymaker sat back from his work. The fruit of his labour, that which all of his tireless effort had been focused to produce, lay before him. He did not know why he’d built such a thing: why he,…
The Good Captain Pt. 2: The Lycon Crevice Bunton (author) 2012-08-11
« Pt. 1: The Colourful Doctor The entity crawled out of the cavern’s opening, pulling its bloated body forward. It had extracted itself soon enough, finally being free as the crevice behind it…
The Good Captain Pt. 3: The Cyclical Child Bunton (author) 2012-08-11
« Pt. 2: The Lycon Crevice Around the room were scattered a variety of crayons, toys, and other such things as general mess. The child sat in the middle amid it all, doing something for some…
A Discussion with L. E. T. Bunton (author) 2012-08-11
Oh, um… hello. You’re… you’re probably wondering why I’m in your office, aren’t you? Sorry, I’ve made a bit of a mess with all these papers— er, don’t worry, I’ll clean up before I go. Yes, I… I do…
Conspiracy, Prologue Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Night Raid Park Royal industrial district, London, UK Tuesday, 20 December 1988, 2334 hours local time Sitting in his car a block from the target, Director McDonnell lit his pipe. He hated waiting,…
Conspiracy, Part I Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Ramifications Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Thursday, 22 December 1988, 0755 hours local time The early morning sun illuminated the large lobby as Timothy Harper strode into the the…
Conspiracy, Part II Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Leads Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Thursday, 22 December 1988, 1158 hours local time As it turned out, the Foundation contained rather a lot of different objects which could explode or…
Conspiracy, Part III Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Investigations Foundation Command-05, Moscow, USSR Friday, 23 December 1988, 0730 hours local time Lighting a cigarette, Harper sat in his temporary office in the Foundation's regional headquarters…
Conspiracy, Part IV Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
The Information Broker British Airways Moscow-London Flight, Somewhere over the North Sea Friday, 23 December 1988, 1900 hours GMT Enjoying a cigarette and nursing a thirty-year-old scotch, Harper…
Conspiracy, Part V Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Demands Foundation Command-03, Whitehall, UK Saturday, 24 December 1988, 1300 hours local time The explosion was predictable. "He wants what?!" demanded Seven over the secure telephone line. Harper…
Conspiracy, Part VI Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
The Hunt Foundation Research Site-29, Northwest Oman Sunday, 25 December 1988, 0300 hours local time The helicopter touched down at the edge of the base camp for Research Site-29. It wasn't much to…
Conspiracy, Part VII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Welcome to Vladikavkaz Beslan Airport, Vladikavkaz, Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1200 hours local time Harper stepped off the Soviet Yakovlev Yak-42 passenger jet…
Conspiracy, Part VIII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Puzzles Mount Kazbek, Georgian Soviet Socialist Republic Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1545 hours local time Harper found SCP-1440 seated cross-legged on a flat rock, a worn set of playing cards arrayed…
Conspiracy, Part IX Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Assassination Global Occult Coalition North American Regional Headquarters, Washington, D.C. Sunday, 25 December 1988, 1030 hours local time Like much of official Washington, the GOC's Washington…
Conspiracy, Part X Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Aftershocks Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 0755 hours local time When Harper arrived at Command-02 on Monday morning, the tension in the air was palpable. Security…
Conspiracy, Part XI Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Interrogation Foundation Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 0830 hours local time Harper had only just removed his coat and set down his briefcase when Monica walked in, holding…
Conspiracy, Part XII Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Endgame The Mall, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 1130 hours local time Harper decided to take an early lunch to clear his head and consider what he knew. Since Muir's interrogation of…
Conspiracy, Epilogue Hornby (author) 2012-08-13
Checkmate Command-02, Washington, D.C. Monday, 26 December 1988, 2130 hours local time This time, it was Harper waiting for Seven in the darkened conference room. Alone, she entered the dimly lit…
Waking Zyn (author) 2012-08-14
Why am I here? This place gives me nightmares, but never really the right ones to discourage me from coming back. The horrors and chills are the waking kind, which manifest in the darkness when I’m…
UIU Orientation Kingreaper (author) 2012-08-15
Welcome to the FBI’s second least popular division; the Unusual Incidents Unit. Most of you are probably here as a punishment, because someone wants you out of their hair. Any of you here because…
Favors-Part Two Dmatix (author) 2012-08-17
Note: Naturally, this should only be read after Favors-Part One Colonel Arjmand wasn't sure he made the right choice. Granted, it was either using the talisman or certain death, but the latter…
I Talked With 516 One Day ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-17
I talked with 516 one day To see what it might have to say To learn about it even more I asked it “Are you not machine? What makes you stop and intervene From deep within inside your core?” It…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Again. TroyL (author) 2012-08-18
Well, well, well… What have we here? You've managed to survive yet another year? A year of work, of screaming children, A year of delving into things unbidden. Oh? What's that? We shouldn't know?…
Skippy tehburntone (author) 2012-08-19
This is the twenty-third time I'm doing it. I log into the system (which, thankfully, isn't sentient) and once again get into my personal log. This is the twenty-third different report of my death…
Incident 682-1548 catboy637 (author) 2012-08-19
On ██/██/████, SCP-682 broke containment and proceeded to escape to Research Unit-█, which is the primary unit used to receive communications from SCP-1548. SCP-682 proceeded to kill all personnel…
Slumbering Zyn (author) 2012-08-20
“And who would you be?” “Oh, I’m new… Here’s my ID.” “You’re the person working with that butterfly… One… one four… five something, right? Feeding duty or something of the like? Down the stairs,…
Dreaming Zyn (author) 2012-08-20
I. Praefatio These well-lit rooms and stainless halls Are host to choruses of fear Behind each door a nightmare calls Contained by persons without peer Another test requires my aid I pass the doors…
Interlude 1: Patches Djoric (author) 2012-08-21
March 18, 1997 Dr. Connor Gerry was counting gears. As of three thirty-four in the afternoon, having started at eleven minutes past noon, he had counted one thousand seven hundred and nineteen of…
Fire on the Horizon Dmatix (author) 2012-08-24
The narrow alleyways of the Armenian Quarter of Old Jerusalem were beginning to darken as twilight stretched the shadows of the ancient stone buildings over them. Henry De Montfort felt the age of…
Once But Not Now SRegan (author) 2012-08-26
Sometimes, when he closed his withered eyelids, the old man could see the prairies of his youth, the moonlight grasses, feel and hear the gentle whiskers of the wind against his flesh. But that had…
New Year's (Part 1) Djoric (author) 2012-08-26
December 31, 1997 Alto H. Clef ticked another box off on his bucket list. Specifically the one next to the phrase “Have coffee with the Venus of Willendorf”. Of course, he had only added it to his…
Into That Good Night Zyn (author) 2012-08-27
A collection of villanelles based on SCP articles. The second is here. 086 091 121 134 469 506 776 1045 1171 1217 1231 1440 1510 1599 1673 1802 _­___-J The Office of Dr. REDACTED [for Voct]…
Promotion Michael Atreus (author) 2012-08-28
Carrying a thick folder in one hand, and a shot glass in the other, the veteran operative strode smugly into a lab that smelled strongly of beets. Here, dark plastic trays of scrawny plants were…
New Year's (Part 2) Djoric (author) 2012-08-29
January 1, 1998 Alto H. Clef stepped out of the little circle of snow into the scorched dirt and admired his handiwork. There were some large chunks left, a few even vehicle-sized, but by and large…
Quiet Days Dmatix (author) 2012-08-30
It was over. No one in the Foundation, from the lowliest security guard to the O5 council, could quite explain exactly what was over. If they were to hazard a guess, a likely answer would have been…
Oops Firebeard (author) 2012-08-31
"An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody." -Unknown Everything was going swimmingly. His research team had finally gotten authorization to use 914 for ordnance testing. Set to "Fine"…

September 2012


Title Author Created
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act I SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter One: "Jellybeans" Chapter Two: "Antitrust" Chapter Three: "Tender" Chapter One: "Jellybeans" The last will and testament of Bernard Gradley So, I'm…
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act II SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Four: "You Are Invited" Chapter Five: "There's Five" Chapter Four: "You Are Invited" "I must say," Jeremy said happily, "I was beginning to think you…
Acquisitions - a Marshall, Carter & Dark Tale Act III SRegan (author) 2012-09-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Six: "Rainy in London" Chapter Seven: "Codex" Chapter Eight: "Castle" Chapter Six: "Rainy in London" In the morning's watery light, he sat for a few…
Patronage TroyL (author) 2012-09-06
Sir or Sirs: When I was five, I was in a theatre fire. A real one, not some hackneyed joke played up for laughs by idiotic teenagers. Upon reflection, I think it was utterly mad that there would…
Bloodletting Aelanna (author) 2012-09-07
September 7 I had a dream last night, something that doesn't happen to me very often at all. I laugh and joke about how I seem to have no imagination at all, but it really is odd that I haven't had…
And So It Is Now Djoric (author) 2012-09-09
April 30, 1998 Able’s fists were clenched hard enough to draw blood from his palms. He couldn’t hear beyond the tomb, but he knew there were people outside. He had to kill them. His body felt ready…
Epistula Djoric (author) 2012-09-11
The following message was intercepted by a Foundation Special Intelligence Team in September of 2012. The original source has yet to be identified. To my Brothers and Sisters: Greetings, and the…
Lost Time Dr Gears (author) 2012-09-12
“What were you, Harken?” “…what, like in a cosmic sense? Probably a dog or something.” “Must you always be an asshole?” “No, it's a choice.” They'd been stuck at the same posting for three days now,…
Why Change? Joreth (author) 2012-09-13
It was memetic after all. This all began with Dr. Vang being booted out of the Foundation. I started working with Dr. Vang 5 years after I got my bachelor's and getting recruited because of my cum…
Interview Log 7362 Drewbear (author) 2012-09-19
Following the events surrounding the acquisition of the territory affected by SCP-7362, the following interview was conducted with Jeremiah Smalls, the only individual to have survived the…
Individuality Roget (author) 2012-09-20
You want to know where it all went wrong? The reason the Foundation is in this state? I can tell you. I'm probably the last person who can tell. They got all the others… either dead, hidden, or…
The Smell of Her Hair TroyL (author) 2012-09-20
As the bullet inched closer to his head, he took a moment to consider some things. The first was just how lovely his first real girlfriend had been. She had been one of those artistic types who had…
Obsession's Price Roget (author) 2012-09-24
The journal entries included with this report were recovered from Researcher █████'s official research notes on SCP-589 following Incident 589-40. It is believed that Researcher █████ was the first…
Rapture azzleflux (author) 2012-09-25
He soared higher and higher, white wings beating noiselessly as he streaked upwards, defiant of the gravity pulling him back towards the ground. Soon the figure buried himself in the clouds, the…
Occurrence of Oddness Djoric (author) 2012-09-25
The heat of the afternoon was turning into the cool calm of a June evening. The pines stood straight and tall as they had for decades, shadows barring the orange light of the setting sun. Birds…
A Most Unfortunate Reunion Smapti (author) 2012-09-25
Dr. Matthew Eggers, special assistant for sapient animal research at Site 19, sat at a bare table in Interview Room C, a notepad in his hand. In front of him, crawling back and forth across the…
Contrast Gargus (author) 2012-09-25
More than anything else in life, they desire pleasure. It fuels their every action, driving them to do impossible things for the purpose of gaining it. Even when they don't realize it, pleasure is…
Resale Value Voct (author) 2012-09-28
One afternoon, at a fashionable clubhouse belonging to Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. "Look what I made!" "It's lovely, sir. You are truly gifted. May I ask what it is?" "I made it using the kit…

October 2012


Title Author Created
Dust Wogglebug (author) 2012-10-02
An old man stands alone in a dusty room. The man, who is older than the room and a great deal dustier, walks slowly along a row of shelves. It is dark and the man cannot see what is on the shelves,…
Loose Ends Varian (author) 2012-10-06
Mr. Eric Brashin checked his silver pocket watch, holding it only by the chain. The boy was late. Of course. The meeting he had scheduled was already bound to prove a waste of time. Lateness always…
Cleaning Larry Salman Corbette (author) 2012-10-07
They started giving us oxygen tanks after the fifth cleaning. We would vomit too much, and get Larry all dirty again. God forbid we have a dirty Larry. I remember when we didn't have the tanks and…
Envying the Dead Varian (author) 2012-10-09
He stared at the opaque glass of his visor. It was nothing he hadn't seen before. Every single day, he looked at nothing but the misted over surface. He had wept the first few months. By now, he…
End of the Month Snowshoe (author) 2012-10-10
Researcher Felix was playing a game. To his left sat D-2768, who liked to be called Sam. To his right, D-478, Harry. Across from him, Jeremy. The board was spread before them all, miniature figures…
Friday Djoric (author) 2012-10-11
While Nexus points of this nature exist elsewhere in the world, it is in the United States that they are the most prominent. This is, in my opinion, an example of culture’s influence on universal…
More than Ever Zyn (author) 2012-10-12
I was feeling more down than usual when I borrowed that book. I must have been, otherwise I probably would have passed it by. But then again I guess I really wasn’t expecting her to leave the way…
Uncle Teddy Smapti (author) 2012-10-13
Uncle Teddy was always a strange old man. It's one of those kind of things that you don't think about when you're a kid, and you still believe that knights and pirates and wizards are things that…
Nor Shall My Sword Sleep SRegan (author) 2012-10-15
I found this in You-Know-Who's latest cache of papers. I'm inclined to believe that it's from one of his not-so-parallel iterations, given that the thing appears to be dated to the 1930s. Still,…
Briefing on SLATE THUNDER (Chaos Insurgency Orientation) Hornby (author) 2012-10-20
Good morning, folks. Help yourself to coffee and bagels. For those of you who don't know me already, I'm Colonel Neil Hornby, Senior Supervisory Intelligence Officer for the Foundation. It's my…
Halloween Contest! TroyL (author) 2012-10-21
DEAR GOD, WHAT? Yes, we are running a Halloween Contest! It's… It's not that big or exciting, but I hope you'll participate! The contest is simple. Write a tale dealing with the SCP Foundation and…
When One Reaches the End Djoric (author) 2012-10-21
These were the “Her Majesty’s Finest”? A half-dozen old men poking around the mortar holes and dugouts amidst the mist and mud and stench of the dead, all in the name of a crone who’d been dead for…
The Last Word Roget (author) 2012-10-21
In the autumn months, if you walk along the Site-19 grounds and you see an old rusted fence, you might want to see what's on the other side. Over there, the leaves will all crunch underfoot as you…
My Dearest Mary Technician Downs (author) 2012-10-22
FIELD REPORT. ATTACHED: Copies of documents found on the instance's person. ATTACHMENTS: DOCUMENT #AF1293-1: My Dearest Mary, I hope this letter finds you well. I do not know if it will reach you…
Halloween at S & C Plastics Ihp (author) 2012-10-22
October 24 "I hate this holiday." Doctor Johnathan West cleaned egg off of the card-reader, swiped his ID, and entered the S & C Plastics building. Had this been any other Foundation-owned location,…
The Glorious Revolution Dmatix (author) 2012-10-22
Note: This is a SCP-1483 tale, so reading it before reading this is recommended. Soto was beginning to have second thoughts about the concept of Democracy. He barely stifled a sigh as his cohorts’…
Bell Weather Etteilla (author) 2012-10-22
Outside, there is a slight chill in the air. Somewhere, costumed children flicker from house to house, squealing with the anticipation of a potent, yearly sugar rush. Candles gutter in the wind from…
Memorandum 10/31 SpoonOfEvil (author) 2012-10-25
ATTENTION ALL SITE PERSONNEL Due to the unique circumstances that have traditionally surrounded the date of October 31, and the allegations that it acts as a catalyst for anomalous phenomena, all…
How the SPC Ruined Halloween azzleflux (author) 2012-10-26
"Daddy, why are you dressed up like a dolphin?" Mitchell laughed as he picked up his daughter. "I'm not a dolphin, you goof!" he said. "I'm a shark!" The little girl in his hands giggled and bared…
The Halloween Breach CryogenChaos (author) 2012-10-27
It was Halloween night at Site 19 A more average night there could not have been Inside the researchers were hard at work Studying skips and their interesting quirks When all of a sudden, out of the…
It's Not Spelled Like That! Gargus (author) 2012-10-28
"How long has he been out there?" asked the Site Director as he strolled down the corridor leading to the entry hub. "Around three hours, sir," replied his assistant, nervously shuffling her papers….
Addressing the Second GrandEnder (author) 2012-10-28
Lord Hubris sits opposite Lord Wisdom. He is of the type Kahtar, and his symbol is the crown. To his right is the unknowable, which is invisible and colorless to only him, as he refuses to look upon…
Costume Change TheGlyphstone (author) 2012-10-28
I love Halloween. It's my favorite time of year, one of the few days I can just go out and mingle with the normal people for an entire night without anyone being the wiser. The pain's not so bad…
Ghost Stories PaladinFoster (author) 2012-10-28
The sun was just beginning to set as I paddled into the Okefenokee swamp along with my friends, Hank and Lucia. We weren't strangers to kayaking in the swamp; we had all done it since we were kids….
Rising Rejekyll (author) 2012-10-28
The feeling of blinking and opening his eyes to an entirely new place was not new to number Five Zero Seven. Just a second ago, he had been standing in a dark cell, eating celebratory pumpkin pie….
Treats Dr Gears (author) 2012-10-28
I would like to here again state that 106 is not, as is commonly believed, a basic predator, on par with an advanced shark. SCP-106 is a sentient being, albeit a totally alien one. SCP-106 appears…
Room 401 Djoric (author) 2012-10-29
“…” “…” “Well then. This is … awkward.” “Indeed. I believe you have the wrong room.” “Nah, I’m pretty sure this is one of mine.” “No, I’m quite sure it’s mine.” “…” “…” “This isn’t going to go…
Seasons Pass Roget (author) 2012-10-29
It's been a long time since we had a season like the '56 season. That was the heyday. It seemed like we couldn't sell enough stuff, and everyone wore the biggest smile. We had the tourists and…
Don't Worry About It DrClef (author) 2012-10-30
If you don't know what this is, don't worry about it. Part 1: The First Hi, everybody, my name is Margaret Sawyer-Sheen, and I'm a doctor with the SCP Foundation! This si the story of how I fell in…
Sympathy Aelanna (author) 2012-10-30
It had taken a long time and a lot of practice, but he was now able to draw pretty well. Or at least he thought so. He could also write well enough that he could ask for just about anything he…
Los Recuerdos de los Muertos Drewbear (author) 2012-10-31
Carmela carefully packed a basket of ofrendas for the trip to the cemetery. A cloth doll for Hernanda, a bottle of tequila for Fernando, a bouquet of cempasúchil… The rest of the family would bring…
Guiser's Night Kalinin (author)
2012-10-31
Doctor Moore took off her glasses and rubbed her eyes again. The last handful of aspirin hadn't taken effect yet, and the glare from the three monitors was piercing her throbbing headache with an…
How Dr. Clef Saved Christmas Smapti (author) 2012-10-31
The senior staff of Site 19 huddled in the conference room, warming themselves from the chill air of the cold mid-December morning. Coats and hats hung on the wall and over the backs of chairs, ice…

November 2012


Title Author Created
From Vagrants, to Gentlemen Snowshoe (author) 2012-11-02
Marshall slid the sleeve of his suit back, the ornate silver watch on his wrist glinting in the dull yellow glow of artificial light. Two minutes, eighteen seconds. He was on the second floor of the…
Caveat Emptor Varian (author) 2012-11-06
Michaelson's coughing racked his wasted frame. He brought his handkerchief up to his mouth and hacked until his weak lungs stopped trying to clear themselves. Blood spotted the white fabric in…
Ichor Dmatix (author) 2012-11-07
Dear Annie, I’m sorry I had to leave without telling you anything, but things kinda… escalated faster than I thought they would. I mean, I knew the suits would get royally pissed off with our little…
The Only Way To Travel Djoric (author) 2012-11-09
"So…you want coffee or anything? I think I have some left on the nightstand." "No, thank you." "Okay." "Mr. Brown, while I appreciate the pleasantries, I am here on investigation, namely the events…
Handout Silberescher (author) 2012-11-11
Little Anthony wandered down Pine Street, separated from the three other trick-or-treaters he had tagged along with. According to them, the house at the end of the road was giving out regular-sized…
An Excerpt from Goodbye Ghost Salman Corbette (author) 2012-11-12
Act 2, Scene 2: James: (Crying) But can't they help you in some way? Butt ghost: There is no cure for butt cancer. J: But what will I do without you? BG: James, you've never needed me in the first…
Interview With the Strigoi Smapti (author) 2012-11-12
Dr. Jacob Andrews stood in the hallway of Site 19's medical ward, in front of the door to the examination room where his subject for the day was strapped to a bed. Dr. Andrews had never worked…
Upswing of Disorder Djoric (author) 2012-11-12
May 4, 1998 Any sort of lengthy journey always ends up in a destination far more bizarre than what was originally intended: home. The first few days home give rise to oddities. Details that had been…
Olympia Roget (author) 2012-11-13
The professor felt a familiar, cold linoleum under his feet as he padded his way through the facility. It had been a long time, but everything still felt like how he remembered it. The entrance hall…
Shepherds Djoric (author) 2012-11-14
Mary-Ann Lewitt re-adjusted her blanket. November night blustered outside the window, the cold leaking in through the seams of the apartment. Of course, the truth was that the warmth was leaking out…
Trepanning Aelanna (author) 2012-11-14
November 15 Migraine again. They always seem to strike at the worst time, though I have a pretty good guess what the cause of this one is. The F Work pays well, but sometimes shit happens and it's…
Kunststoff Strand Djoric (author) 2012-11-16
Research Assistant Sam Ibsen was not a fan of his new assignment. He was not a fan of it at all. It was the architecture, he thought. Here we was, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, on a tropical…
I Can't Nacht Ruine (author) 2012-11-18
I can't feel your hair, the river streaming down Out of your head and into my open lap. It once was such silk, always soft to feel, But now so sparse and wired. How frayed, such disarray. I can't…
Broadcast Gaffsey (author)
2012-11-20
I'm the hard-to-find stations on the AM band. John Carlyle ran his hands over his face and stared at his naked form in the bathroom mirror. No longer lean and muscled, it was beginning to sag….
Second Watch Djoric (author) 2012-11-24
Nota Bene: It does help if you read Shepherds first, as this is a continuation of that. “NO!” Mary-Ann opened her eyes to see the darkness of her bedroom. She was sitting up, gasping for breath,…
Odd Corners Dr Gears (author) 2012-11-24
I do not exist. That is to say, I do not exist here. Here is odd, a vast net that snares and crushes. Yet we follow, and come in droves, willing and not. It calls, somehow. We cannot enter, yet we…
In Dread Forever Fled GrandEnder (author) 2012-11-27
I’m sorry, but look at us. We’re still in here, after all this time. We’ve served our sentence and then some, and we’re still in this goddamn prison. It’s not the time to be angry with each other,…
Anomalous Incidents Roget (author) 2012-11-28
Boyd kicked his heels onto the mahogany desk, a copper penny in his hand. "Call it." "…tails." Fish shifted uncomfortably, reclining in the opposite chair. "…Nope. What is that, seventieth time in a…
Tales of the Foundation Force Five CryogenChaos (author) 2012-11-29
The following are excerpts from the comic book series "The Foundation Force Five". Investigations into the publishing company, "Super Comics Publications", are ongoing; however, so far no useful…

December 2012


Title Author Created
The Rise and Fall of Callus Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-02
The Survivor stood before the front doors of the University. He cautiously reached a hand forward, and silently opened the door. As he stepped through, broken glass crunching under his feet, he…
Repel Eskobar (author) 2012-12-03
« Intermission: Good Morning, Sunshine The story so far… WARNING SECURITY IDENTIFICATION PROTOCOLS CORRUPTED EXCERPT REPORT KB-615 USER: DR. MARIA JONES, DIRECTOR, RECORDS AND INFORMATION…
Three's a Crowd azzleflux (author) 2012-12-05
"Paulie?" The frail, shaky voice echoed through the hallways. "Paulie, I'm scared…" Paul carefully crawled further under the desk. He held his hand over his mouth, stifling his panting and…
Walk the Floor Djoric (author) 2012-12-05
— Site 150, Foundation Research and Development Department, Entrance 3, 09:00 — Pride. Dr. Tabitha Foster knew the feeling well. Pride was black ink in the ledgers. Pride was a good deal put to good…
Negotiation Eskobar (author) 2012-12-07
« Act II, Scene I: Repel "Jesus Christ," Agent Usilov said. "Khalif, come take a look at this." Agent Aziz walked over to the other man. They were now standing in front of a two, two-and-a-half…
Rusted Nightmares Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-08
Run. The rusted metal stretches for as far as can be seen. The runner does not care that this is only a few feet in front of himself. As far as he is concerned, the claustrophobic corridor stretches…
It Might Have Been Djoric (author) 2012-12-08
Item #: SCP-343 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-343 is currently uncontained. No reliable method of containing SCP-343 has been found. SCP-343 has taken up regular residence…
Christmas Dinner Snowshoe (author) 2012-12-08
After Action Report, Incident MC-643 Agents Samuels, Perkins, and Flanders were assigned to infiltrate and gather information regarding a Christmas masquerade believed to have been held by…
Timing Roget (author) 2012-12-10
Mr. Moon knew he was very good at timing these things. He really couldn't afford to be bad at it, with his condition. He'd tried to use watches, but watches only worked when you had eyes to watch…
The Self Insert TheDuckman (author) 2012-12-10
Life had always been without magic. That's why he wrote — because the real world, while it could be interesting, didn't have any magic. He wasn't quite a man of science, but instead a man of…
The Ragdoll Prattler (author) 2012-12-12
When I was a small child, I was terrified of the dark. I still am, but back when I was around six years old I couldn’t go a full night without crying out for one of my parents to search beneath my…
The Most Dangerous Game of All Dmatix (author) 2012-12-12
Drip He was lurking in the shadows of an old oak grove, gazing at the dark, brooding form of the facility on the hill above. She was there. Drop after drop fell on Feldspar's head, as he remembered…
A Breath of Fresh Air: Holding It Drewbear (author) 2012-12-14
« Imago | BoFA: Inhale | BoFA: Holding It | BoFA: Exhale » Audio Log, 14:25, ██/██/2011, Foundation front "Sunny Coast Productions" M███ S████, Switchboard Operator: Thank you for calling Sunny…
Technical Orientation Roget (author) 2012-12-16
Hello, and welcome to the Tech Support orientation. I am senior technical researcher David Rosen, and I will be orienting you. Before we begin, I’d like to ask that all cellphones, smart phones,…
People Look East Djoric (author) 2012-12-18
Nota Bene: It would behoove you to read Shepherds and Second Watch before reading this tale. Mary-Ann Lewitt sat at the little table in the kitchen, reading her book. It was snowing outside, with…
And I Feel Fine Ihp (author) 2012-12-22
Dr. Margaret Reese was awakened by the sound of Joey Tempest's voice. Rubbing her face and standing up from her desk, she sighed at the loudspeaker outside of her office. Someone had decided to…
Dragon's Teeth Gaffsey (author)
2012-12-23
The screaming man doused himself in spoiled milk, backed by a chorus of dog barks and digeridoos. Sarah sighed as she picked up her coat and sidled her way down the aisle. Taking a last glance at…
Going Out Roget (author) 2012-12-25
On 9/18/2011, SCP-703 manifested an instance of SCP-703-1. Analysis revealed it to be a list of items produced by SCP-703, dating back to its initial containment. Referencing with updated…
Father Iron Gaffsey (author)
2012-12-27
The man in the suit wiped the sweat from his brow. Christ, he hoped that they would wrap it up soon. The chanting grew more intense. "Father Iron, King of War!" the crowd sang in Haitian creole,…
A Study of Anomalous Art Djoric (author) 2012-12-28
A Study of Anomalous Art, from the Paleolithic to the Present By Doctor Hannah Morel, head of the Artistic Anomalies Unit (The following excerpt is from pages 6-9 of Doctor Morel's paper. The full…
Sympathy for an Empath azzleflux (author) 2012-12-28
I miss the children. I miss them so much. I miss Janey and Jake and David and Roxanne. These people are alright, I suppose. They're not the kids, but I like them anyways. I guess I should be…
Post Finem DrEverettMann (author) 2012-12-29
The world ended yesterday, and none of us noticed until this morning. No supplies were meant to arrive. No one was due to go to see the psychologists. This morning, I went to check for the supplies,…
Notes From the Great Mare Djoric (author) 2012-12-30
June 21, 2003 Summer solstice today. That means, if I’ve been counting right, that today is my five-thousand, three-hundred and twenty-seventh birthday. Happy birthday to me. I can barely believe…
A Canticle For Bright Smapti (author) 2012-12-30
Brother Zhakh sat alone on a bench in the great hall of Overwatch Cathedral. The sun shone dimly through the stained glass windows above, doing little to chase away the winter chill. Holy Doctors…
Inertiatic SCP faminepulse (author)
2012-12-30
☦Deloused in the Comatorium/SCP-781 crossover.☦ The dream shaper had just been recovered from his home in El Paso, with the apparitions following close behind. The armed members of the recovery…
Rubber Summer rumetzen (author) 2012-12-31
“What is it?” “I… I think it's a duckie?” The two men stared down at the crater in the concrete. It was about a meter across, and in the center was a small yellow rubber duckie wearing an astronaut…

January 2013


Title Author Created
Purity Of Essence Gaffsey (author)
2013-01-03
In ones and twos they entered. Most came with the alertness of the carnival-goer, necks craned to take in all the art, hoping to catch whatever strange goings-on they could before they faded away….
Wheels within Wheels deValmont (author) 2013-01-07
Audio Log dated 21/04/1994, Site ███. Post incident report. Timestamp 14:21:55 It’s going to be remarkably difficult to accurately report what happened here if I’m not able to give names and…
Pseudohistorical Mischief Kalinin (author)
2013-01-08
The campus was mostly deserted tonight. Students everywhere at the university were holed up in their dormitories or at the library; poring frantically over books, scribbling last-minute notes,…
Prelude: First Bell Roget (author) 2013-01-10
« | HUB | Part One » …
First Interlude: Old School Roget (author) 2013-01-10
"We're going to have a great year, aren't we?" - The girl who sat behind you. Students! Please be advised that class scheduling will begin this Saturday, in the auditorium. Please remember to…
Remembrance: Part Two Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Lee was there. Walking through the dead halls and broken doors, in his pressed uniform. They'd left him behind. Everyone else had been taken out, to play. Lee continued his march. They would be back…
Remembrance: Part One Roget (author) 2013-01-10
June 12th, 1976. Hi, my name's Lee. If you're reading this, it is very likely that I will be extraordinarily upset with you, because this is a personal journal I bought yesterday, at the new…
Second Interlude: In Session Roget (author) 2013-01-10
"Do you remember, when the bells had to ring?" "Can you tell me, how the children used to sing?" - An unknown admirer. We're finally leaving for the trip. It's been a hell of a ride getting here,…
Remembrance: Part Three Roget (author) 2013-01-10
Lee checked his watch, like he always did, and stepped over the welcome mat. He was home. It wasn't a particularly impressive home, with its threadbare red carpets and grimy, unwashed windows, but…
Epilogue: Last Word Roget (author) 2013-01-10
« Part Three | HUB |We never forget » …
First Day rumetzen (author) 2013-01-12
Joshua Thomas Eichburg stared in disbelief at the room in front of him. It was smaller than any other office he'd seen at the FBI, maybe the size of a bedroom. It was the only one he'd seen with no…
12 Tales About A Factory TheDuckman (author) 2013-01-13
Good evening and welcome gentle readers. I'm sure many of you have read that wonderful piece of fiction known as 'SCP-001 is an O5s tale.' If you haven't, I'll give you a moment to go do so. I'll…
Transcript of telephone conversation, August 9, 1991 spikebrennan (author) 2013-01-18
THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON TRANSCRIPT OF TELEPHONE CONVERSATION SUBJECT: Telephone Conference to Discuss Transportation of Novaya Zemlya Object PARTICIPANTS: The President James Baker (Secretary of…
Reservoir Skips Communism will win (author) 2013-01-18
the world is gonna roll me                                                                                                                             Hello, brother of the machine. Do you have a…
Arbitrary Darkness Zyn (author) 2013-01-18
Another collection of villanelles based on SCP articles. The first is here. 003 917 1293 1468 1522 1541 1553 1595 1640 1832 1863 2307 2989 Biological Motherboard [for thedeadlymoose] Goddess,…
Empty Nights Dmatix (author) 2013-01-19
Beneath the ashen skies of a soon-to-be dead planet, stood a mountain, a stark form against the flatness of the wasteland surrounding it. Upon the mountain was an old man, sitting on a sun-bleached…
If It Were The 80s Gargus (author) 2013-01-19
Two young boys sit at a varnished wooden table, looking as if they are bored out of their minds. One of them speaks up, saying words to this effect. They both let out a long, drawn out sigh. This is…
Setting the Stage Roget (author) 2013-01-20
Dear sir or madame, It has come to our attention that you have taken some of our props, and while we understand why you felt it necessary, we politely request you return them. We were not intending…
Issue 100 Ihp (author) 2013-01-20
"What the hell do you mean there's been a breach?" "Well, no SCPs have broken out, but… someone's made a video about us. Specifically, the comic books we keep finding." "So some small-time comic…
Stepping Out Gargus (author) 2013-01-21
It came as a great shock to Doctor Martin the day the Blank Man appeared before him and offered to show him a world without the Foundation. It would, of course, come as a shock to anyone. To be…
Unusual Music rumetzen (author) 2013-01-21
The sign at the top of the store should have read “Jive Kat's Funky Disco Beats”, but four of the letters had fallen off to make it “Jiv at's Fun y Disco Bats”. The tinted windows had been broken…
Good Morning, World Dr Jonesy (author) 2013-01-24
Good morning, world. I open my eyes to the sight of the sun streaming in through my window. I smile. There’s nothing quite like waking up to the sun warming your face. Especially after having not…
The Tale of the Library rumetzen (author) 2013-01-25
It began with a word. Eventually it would swell to become something greater. It would envelop reality and become the heart of all universes. It would join world to world and unite people in its…
The Serpent Gambit faminepulse (author)
2013-01-25
☦The Ouroboros (SCP-1203) resets the world.☦ December 21st, 2090 Pyramid of the Feathered Serpent, Teotihuacan, Mexico The rats had long been multiplying, and Teotihuacan had become victim to the…
Last Plane Out of the South azzleflux (author)
Djoric (author)
Dmatix (author)
Zyn (author)
2013-01-25
There was an airplane cruising over the Atlantic Ocean. For all intents and purposes, this airplane did not exist, though that fact is neither here nor there and is generally irrelevant to the point…
Turn a New Page Djoric (author) 2013-01-25
Alai swiped her card again. The door remained closed. She frowned, biting her lip, and swiped the card again. Still nothing. To the outside observer, Alai would have looked like a befuddled tropical…
Voices Unassailable Vezaz (author) 2013-01-25
Here's what you have to keep in mind about the Cold War. August 19, 1949: The first Soviet atomic bomb test. Faced with the loss of the nuclear monopoly, and seeking to maintain the American…
Rascal One Actual DrClef (author) 2013-01-25
"So, um… this whole Hartle Anomaly thing seems to be heating up. Think they'll send us in?" "Hartle's scientific, not paranormal," Bullfrog said, as he carefully replaced the battery cover on a…
In the Shadow of a High Wall Vezaz (author) 2013-01-25
On June 16, 1963, a team of Foundation agents attempted and failed to re-contain the escaped SCP-2030 in West Berlin. The following excerpt is drawn from the debrief of team leader Louis Franklin….
Interlude - Excerpt From An Auction Catalog - Marshall Carter And Dark, 2012 DrClef (author) 2013-01-25
ANIMATED CONCRETE STATUE Lot #: 50621-173 ANIMATED CONCRETE STATUE Minimum Bid: $20,000,000 This lovely objet d'art was constructed in 1987 by an anonymous artist out of concrete and rebar. It…
By One Iota Smapti (author) 2013-01-25
Deep in the catacombs beneath Overwatch Cathedral, there was a cavernous and isolated chamber at the end of a long hallway. The historians of the Holy Foundation could only guess at what purpose it…
The Green Prince giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-01-25
The marketplace was busy, as always. Goods being heaved off of and onto ships, merchants trying to raise their voices above the clamor to peddle their wares, the various colorful trinkets being…
Cast On Eskobar (author) 2013-01-25
The needles were bamboo, six inches or so in length, streaks of rainbow stain running down their length. The yarn was Angora wool, pure white. She had seen a skein in a local craft shop and studied…
Quid Non Scitum Est Jekeled (author) 2013-01-26
The former Great Hall of the Nine-Teenth Ruin was, for the first time that year, completely full, an observation that Cardinal Frakes made with no small amount of pride. Dignitaries from every…
Collecting azzleflux (author) 2013-01-26
"After the objects are processed and given SCP designation, we organize them into three main classes; Safe, Euclid, and Keter. Safe-class objects are the simplest to contain, more often than not…
Snippets From The Serpent TheDuckman (author) 2013-01-26
-» You joined channel #booksudontread -» Topic is: Welcome to #booksudontread - RULES: Don't be an ass. Don't out your fellows. If you're here, it's because you've been invited. If you get kicked,…
Senescence, Consumption, Persecution SoullessSingularity (author) 2013-01-26
☦The slow fall of the Foundation.☦ August 14th, 2051 - September 9th, 2077 The castle was old and decrepit but still stood, a testament to the stubbornness of humanity’s rules impressed upon the…
Concerto in D-Major, Orchestrated for Paintbrush and Fedora Drewbear (author) 2013-01-26
Hiro P. always said that a successful art-strike required speed, cunning, and above all else, style. In retrospect, he'd never said anything about things like "artistic vision" or "ability to fight…
Ripped From the Headlines DrEverettMann (author) 2013-01-27
I stared at the television, barely catching the words, as I helped Helen into the chair. "…gone, nothing left but a giant hole. The hurricanes reported in the region were actually the result of air…
Shadow in the Wake Wilt does not match any existing user name (author)
2013-01-27
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             I am dying. Long ago did I know this; I had begun to slow…
Interlude - Drift Roget (author)
Wilt does not match any existing user name (author)
Wogglebug (author)
2013-01-27
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             0855, 9/18/19██ - Command Site-206 receives a…
Items from a Global Occult Coalition Document Bag DrClef (author) 2013-01-27
LTE-3503-Silver KTE-1027-Grey Field Operative SK-107 A self-portrait found in the subject's wallet at time of death Threat ID: LTE-3503-Silver ("Vector") Authorized Response Level: N/A…
Though I Walk Through the Valley Anaxagoras (author) 2013-01-27
Jarnary 20, 708 This is the bitterest winter I can recall. I fear that I will not be able to make it back through the pass before the snows close it. I can still turn back; Redmont is four days…
Impressions Zyn (author) 2013-01-29
A decoration of sorts. First thing I saw at the facility. Tyhjä fidgeted. Everything here made him feel uncomfortable for some reason, maybe it was the simplicity of the unadorned, unremarkable…
From On High (Antarctic Exchange #4) Djoric (author) 2013-01-29
Darkness, and then light. The mind crystallized, the web of gold filaments woven into spiraling pathways amidst the fluid blackness, shining spheres beading on the mesh. Peace flowed, one thread to…
The Stranger and the Secretary CryogenChaos (author) 2013-01-30
"Oh my, hello!" exclaimed the secretary, her wide smile unwavering despite her surprise at the rather abrupt appearance of the stranger now standing before her. He looked very out of place here, his…
Interlude: An Excerpt Drewbear (author) 2013-01-30
Excerpt from the transcript of Prometheus Labs board meeting on [DATE REMOVED] CEO, D. del Rey: "Now for the next piece of business: Dr. Wondertainment." CFO, A. Anderson: "Oh lord, what debacle…
Interlude: A Special Letter Drewbear (author) 2013-01-30
Document found among the personal effects of D████ W█████, recovered during Operation PURPLE ENVELOPE Dearest Aaron William Coolridge-Yates, You're one of Doctor Wondertainment's absolute bestest…
Interlude: An Exhibition Drewbear (author) 2013-01-30
Photograph of "Every Day Is Wednesday" Found in 2012, as part of the Library-curated exhibition: "Standing on the Shoulders of the Phoenix: Discovery and Rediscovery in Post-Millenial…
Placere Non Trinus Rejekyll (author) 2013-01-30
Sir Ando drew his cloak around him as he prepared to leave the monastery. The large, cobblestone building stood behind him, towering above him and his horse as he saddled it up. Hastily, he threw…
Memory of a Memory Dmatix (author) 2013-01-30
Sakarn Var Surten was being talked to, and didn’t care for it one bit. To be honest, it wasn't so much the talking to he minded, it was the fact he didn't understand a word of what the mustachioed…
Interlude - The Faraday Girls rumetzen (author) 2013-01-30
“Shit shit shit,” said Donna. She was late for school. Stupid alarm had gone off an hour late, and now she was going to have to walk. “Shit,” she said again as she opened her closet and ruffled…
Finding The Machine Fantem (author) 2013-01-30
We were prepared for war. It was obvious our mission was important from the start. Oftentimes, a manager or vice president would send their good graces before a mission, but seeing you was a rare…
Primo Gustu Color PaladinFoster (author) 2013-01-30
* **CoolGuy95 has joined #post-phenomart Welcome to Post-Phenom Art - RULES: www.pastebin.com/GHeXgyQW | Topic: Non-Euclidean Sculptures: Overdone or Underdone? Topic set by TheEntirePolishArmy on…
Pieces of Mind Vivax (author) 2013-01-30
I remember my birth. There were flashes of life before I was born. Self was the first. Quorum was the second. Fight and Flight arrived together. I was aware but unaware until the day of my birth. I…
There Was One, There Was Not One Gaffsey (author)
2013-01-30
"What happened to the boy?" The children started intently at their older brother over the fire. "Why, he was eaten by the Lion that Stalks the Night, of course. Each of his limbs was eaten by one…
They Will Leave Us With a Shaken Earth Vezaz (author) 2013-01-30
From Bernard Fall's article "New Technology and a Familiar Strategy in Viet-Nam," published on December 28th, 1966. A desperate fight broke out on the far side of McNamara’s Plaza just as I sat…
Duty Rain42 (author) 2013-01-30
Dr. Herrero walked slowly along the empty white corridor, like a condemned to the scaffold. His footsteps echoed on the cold walls, while several cameras observed him from the ceiling. He knew that…
Text of a Condolence Letter - Federal Bureau of Investigation, Unusual Incidents Unit DrClef (author) 2013-01-30
[INSERT OFFICIAL FBI LETTERHEAD HERE] Federal Bureau of Investigation United States Department of Justice Washington, DC. [DATE] Dear [RECIPIENT], I am writing to you today to express my great…
Deus Vult Smapti (author) 2013-01-30
The full moon shone brightly upon the dense canopy of the virgin forest, faint beams of moonlight reaching through to the earth below. A gentle summer's breeze raked the treetops, warming the…
Saturday Night SCP Showdown Smapti (author) 2013-01-31
"I'm Vince McMahon." "I'm Gorilla Monsoon." "And I'm Bobby 'the Brain' Heenan." "We've got a sold-out crowd here tonight at the Tacoma Dome this lovely Saturday night, February 17th, 1991, ladies…

February 2013


Title Author Created
"Apakht" thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-01
In the sublevels of Site 10, Dr. Yara Mirski raised the gemstone to the light with a gloved hand, in a gesture she'd repeated a hundred times before. She admired its black contours, broken up by the…
The Gate Opens thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-01
Yahweh awoke in His human form in His room at Site 17, knowing that the hour had arrived. In an instant, He was at Site 0. The personnel in the control room, some half asleep, leapt to their feet as…
Revelation thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-01
Yahweh walked into the Valley, more astonished than He could ever remember feeling. An astonishment beyond words. He had never been at a loss for words. The Valley — His Valley — was crowded. A…
RE: Eskobar (author) 2013-02-01
—ck from our music break, we'll do our weekly segment "Tuesday Update with Researcher James," where we bring everyone's favorite researcher live on-air to discuss the, uh, goings-on around the…
Special Assets DrClef (author) 2013-02-01
Saint Helene's Hospital didn't appear on any maps. You couldn't Google it or look it up in the Yellow Pages. The only way to find it was to know that it was there. Extracting himself and his…
The Good of the Other Djoric (author) 2013-02-02
Nota Bene: It would behoove you to read Shepherds, Second Watch, and People Look East before reading this tale. Mechanoid Moloch! Moloch the mighty maw! Gnawing Moloch! Sawing Moloch! Moloch the…
Eden Snowshoe (author) 2013-02-03
I remember the warmth. That is the first thing I recall. The light was there as well, the soft orange glow of a dying star. But the warmth… It cannot be easily described. It is nothing like the…
Antediluvian Wogglebug (author) 2013-02-03
I walk. The Elder had always spoken so greatly of this day to me. He said that on the day on which a boy sets out, alone, to the top of the island, he begins his journey into manhood. I can feel…
Green Pawn JanitorialSnail (author) 2013-02-03
Site-40 A young boy walked lazily around Site 40, watching brooding soldiers and overworked scientists make their daily rounds. He was a janitor, with access only to what he needed to fix, and the…
Life in the Multiverse Ihp (author) 2013-02-03
"Portal's stabilized. You're good to go. Say hi to 507 if you see him." The operator of the portal chuckled at his joke. Trevor Bailey stepped through the portal to F-601432-Gamma; he emerged in the…
All Things Considered Photosynthetic (author) 2013-02-03
EXCERPT FROM TRANSCRIPT: "All Things Considered", WOSU 89.7, 28 Jan 2013 16:05 ALISHA CLARK, HOST: While the President works to stem unrest in the Middle East, NASA is talking with people from an…
Six Little Mice Pig_catapult (author) 2013-02-03
Six little mice scampered 'cross the floor "Eddy, are you seriously reading the news right now?" I look up from my copy of TIME to glare at Justin. "Come on, man. This Hartle thing's cool, the…
Compromised giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-02-04
“We’ve got the results back.” “And?” “Three positively compromised, five more with a confidence of 50% or greater.” “Good. Shuffle them around.” “Yes, sir.” Clearance Level GK-5 Eyes Only Special…
Of Blackmail and Bribery Technician Downs (author) 2013-02-04
The door swung open, casting light into the dark room. In the entryway stood an old man. His face was creased with age, blushed red, and wet with tears. His head was bare, whiskers coated his chin,…
Da Capo al Fine DrClef (author) 2013-02-04
On her fifth birthday, Sigurrós Stefánsdóttir looked down at the cake that her foster mother had baked for her and wished that her real parents had never died. She blinked her eyes and found herself…
Parting Roget (author) 2013-02-04
TO: Oklahoma City, OK FROM: Washington D.C John Please come to Washington as soon as it can be arranged. Something has come up, and we're in need of people with your skills to assist. This is a…
The End Gaffsey (author)
2013-02-04
The two figures met each other as they always did, by the sofas. Both seemed to flicker, their outlines faded and blurry. As always happened, the short one began the speech. "Hail, Myala, King of…
Foreign Aid Drewbear (author) 2013-02-05
Maria Nwosu wiped the sweat from her face as she waited outside the village, a strong breeze blowing her colorful skirt against her legs. She shaded her eyes as she looked across the veldt, trying…
Prelude: A Terminus Drewbear (author) 2013-02-05
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish, I wish he'd go away -Antigonish, by Hughes Mearns, 1899 He looked at himself in the mirror and inspected…
Postlude: A Terminus Drewbear (author) 2013-02-05
She looked at herself in the mirror and inspected her uniform for the day. Gray cloche hat, unadorned; gray dress suit, well-tailored; white shirt, pressed and starched; black scarf, tight as a…
Research Notes Of RJ Tellar Arlecchino (author) 2013-02-05
As much as I wanted Professor Award-Waver-One-Proud-Accomplishment-So-Flaunt-It-Until-I-Die to choke on his own vomit, some of the stupid habits stuck with me. Pen and paper help me think, so…
A Child to Teach Pixeltasim (author) 2013-02-05
It relaxed for a moment, savoring the moment. It liked to have some leeway, and little children afraid of the dark gave it plenty. It wondered what it should do this time, pull it under the bed? No……
Interlude - Scenes From the Fall Vivax (author) 2013-02-05
Two siblings, a brother and sister, were playing in a garden among the vine-blanketed trellises and burbling streams that their mother had so dedicated herself to cultivating. The two siblings were…
Storm Front Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-05
The intruder appears to her as she kneels on a sloping, angular plane, of waving, waist-high red grass. Her field notebooks flutter, their pages fan back, and the grass is blown back in concentric…
Awakenings thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-05
They came from beyond the world, from over the world, from under the world. They came from inside the stars and from behind the rain. They came from the known lands and they came from the secret…
The White Horse (The Conqueror With The Golden Crown) thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-05
Yahweh walked through a wheat field in the southwestern part of the Jezreel Valley, restless. He had not stayed much longer in the other Valley, "His" Valley. It had been entirely too disturbing. A…
Changes at Site-18 faminepulse (author)
2013-02-05
☦Site-18 refit to house overflow of Safe objects.☦ July 28th, 1976 - Disinformation Site-18 “Good evening Mr. Mayreder.” Sanders spoke in tired tones as she walked into the fat, balding man’s…
The Red Horse (The Ironic Metaphor) Dexanote (author) 2013-02-05
And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great…
The End of History Vezaz (author) 2013-02-05
November 9th, 1989. East Berlin. The last time it will ever be called that. At a press conference announcing new, more liberal travel regulations for the German Democratic Republic, unprepared…
The Truth Is Out There Silberescher (author) 2013-02-05
Gilbert Buchs had a little game that he played in his free time lately: he sat in front of his computer, played one of his old New World Order Exposed videos, opened a bottle of bourbon, and then…
Interlude: An Internal Memo Regarding a Theft Dexanote (author) 2013-02-05
Below are provided the documents you requested. Log of breach at Site 62 on ██/██/████. ██/██/██, 0134 HOURS: Unknown entity manifests outside Site 62's main entrance. Security personnel panic…
Rising Tide Wogglebug (author) 2013-02-06
In the very bowels of the earth, up against the hard heat of the rocks and the cool of the abyssal water, emerges a creature of born of darkness and stone. Covered in spines of rock and mud-brown…
Misnomer Communism will win (author) 2013-02-06
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed                                                                                                                             Site 23, Delhi, India. November 22,…
Under the Sea Roget (author) 2013-02-06
I must tell you this now, as I am growing old and the knowledge cannot die with me. The world as you know it is wrong. We are all passengers in a great craft, from which we will one day be released….
Audio of War Salman Corbette (author)
2013-02-06
Audio Transcript 1035 Welcome to Site-76 It is here in the vast Egyptian desert that we keep many confiscated anomalous objects we find the two great superpowers of the world clutching onto, and…
Anno Domino Rioghail (author)
2013-02-06
December 1st, 2081 Access: Record of extranormal events and object retrievals Enter password: Access: Record for Site-466 retrieval agents. Enter password: *** Access: Records…
As Time Draws Near Wilt does not match any existing user name (author)
2013-02-06
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             "Diviner Anzak, if you'd please join me on the stage?"…
The Black Horse (The Crawling Sea) Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-06
And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a day's wage, and…
The Bloody Autumn Dexanote (author) 2013-02-06
Agent Mathews awoke to the sound of gunfire. Then laughter. Chilling, inhuman laughter, filling the air from everywhere. Mathews had fallen asleep at his post, the radio tower several yards away…
The Pale Horse (The Wayward Children) thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-06
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and…
Last Words From Svalbard Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-06
They turned their eyes away, at the blast, then looked back to see a frosted mushroom cloud rapidly seeding out from the remains of the site. The three passengers, in the cramped main compartment,…
The Executions of Doctor Bright DrEverettMann (author) 2013-02-06
Bright knew it had gone wrong when the trucks eased into position on either side of his van. "حزب الخلافة" was spraypainted on the sides. He knew he was in big trouble when he saw the men in the…
Ganymede thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-06
Erichthonius begat Tros, king of the Trojans, and Tros had three noble sons, Ilus, Assaracus, and Ganymede who was comeliest of mortal men; wherefore the gods carried him off to be Jove's…
Joseon Arlecchino (author) 2013-02-06
Eun Mi suppressed a yawn as she walked along, silently wishing she was still in bed. The Great Leader (the second Great Leader, which was strange considering the old one seemed sure he'd live…
Stirrings Skara Brae (author) 2013-02-06
Freddie Jones tramped over spongy ground with a gun in one hand and a split stick in the other. He was making enough noise to scare off any wild thing within a half mile radius, but he didn’t have a…
Indigo Eyes CthulhuBear (author) 2013-02-08
ATTACHED DOCUMENTS: Pages recovered from a journal in the forests of the Yukon Territory. JANUARY 7, 19██ I’ve just received word from my superiors regarding my new stationing. I’m to be stationed…
Have A Heart Gargus (author) 2013-02-12
SCP-173 looked at the ground of its cell. As always, it was strewn with blood and shit, along with the corpses of the most recent cleanup team. However, on this day, something different lay upon the…
Daylight Come azzleflux (author) 2013-02-13
"Hey Mista Tallyman, tally me banana. Daylight come, and me wan' go home. Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day-ay-o. Daylight come, and me wan' go home." The little girl…
The Place Where Two Rivers Meet Djoric (author) 2013-02-13
Salah felt as if he was about to vomit butterflies. He was married. He was a married man, sitting next to his wife, a big smile on his face. This was a thing that had happened. The actual wedding…
Breakfast For Dinner Djoric (author) 2013-02-13
Seriously you need to read The Place Where Two Rivers Meet first Salah opened the door, and thanked God almighty that he was finally home. He hung his jacket on the hook and slipped his shoes off….
Doublehorses DrBerggren (author) 2013-02-13
Personnel sketch of Dr. Jacobs. Dr. Jacobs stood at the head of the boardroom, advancing through a slideshow as he gave his presentation. Projected on the screen was a photograph of a somewhat…
Prometheans Roget (author) 2013-02-14
Senior Researcher L. Byron(aka "Kraito") SCP Researcher and Telepathy Specialist. Security Class: 3 Duties: Research of Telepathic anomalies, Objects recovered in the field, SCP containment…
Salut d'Amour Zyn (author) 2013-02-15
Another couple came to visit today. The man played a piece I’d never heard before, perhaps slow jazz; he wasn’t too much of a pianist, so I helped him out. He just needed to relax his wrists and get…
Tolerance Dmatix (author) 2013-02-16
At half past five, it began to rain. Brother Raymond of Baskerville was trudging his way back from the Achrenite compound, his boots sucking on the mud of the fertile fields surrounding it. The…
Meeting Of The Minds Roget (author) 2013-02-17
Masipag sat in the sterile briefing room, her expression of slightly nervous boredom mirrored by Fritz, Cyrus, and Kulzn. Kraito stood at the front of the rooms only table, fiddling with a black…
The Circle Opens rumetzen (author) 2013-02-19
Night comes in early in Orinsville. The sun rises at seven AM exactly, every day, and by two PM has already begun its slow descent behind the mountains. Come four, it's fully dark. The only light…
The Tick Tock Gospel Djoric (author) 2013-02-21
Gilgamesh roamed the wilderness, and cried bitterly over his friend Enkidu. “I am going to die! – Am I not like Enkidu? I fear death, and now roam the wilderness. I will set out to the land of…
Psychiatric Profile For Researcher Lee Byron Roget (author) 2013-02-21
CONFIDENTIAL PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION, DO NOT DISTRIBUTE. Name: Lee "Kraito" Byron Clearance: Level 3 Location: Site-19 Date of Birth: 09/18/1959 Age: 49 years, 11 months Dates of Testing: █-18-██,…
Rough Beast zaratustra (author) 2013-02-22
Book of Movements, Third Gear: 00:01:00 And God was torn into six parts, and those parts were sent to the edges of the world, so that none that knew Its name might recover them. 00:02:00 The parts…
Now... This Gaffsey (author)
2013-02-23
Three weeks into a possible future… THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. RANDI KAYE, CNN ANCHOR: From CNN world headquarters in Atlanta, this is…
Nor Gloom Of Night Shall Stay Djoric (author) 2013-02-23
It was a dark and stormy dawn, with a sky of wet slate. Rain poured down the window, as it had for the last six hours. The clock on the wall said 7:04. Salah hadn’t slept since that time yesterday….
Last Days at Camp Ihp (author) 2013-02-23
"All right, Campers! Who hasn't fed Big Bear yet? We can't go to bed until Big Bear's nice and full!" At the back of the dining hall, a shy little girl held up her hand. She hadn't said a word since…
Awakenings, Part Two Communism will win (author) 2013-02-24
She was looking kind of dumb                                                                                                                             The man sniffed as the scent of ozone, which…
Sede Vacante Smapti (author) 2013-02-25
To His Grace, Angelo Sodano, Dean of the College of Cardinals, Cardinal-Bishop of Albano, Cardinal-Bishop of Ostia, Cardinal-Priest of Santa Maria Nuova; And to His Grace, Tarcisio Bertone, Cardinal…
Five Questions DrEverettMann (author) 2013-02-26
Contest has ended! The winners are bolded below! Five Questions Contest Theme: Answers So, now that the New Years Contest is done, and Troy has taken leave to his Library Contest, your lives are…
Children Of Doubt Roget (author) 2013-02-26
My sons have left me. I was once a proud father of five boys, each with their own great ambitions and plans. As our days went by, the sound of them whispering their plans was sometimes all I could…
The Price of Knowledge REDbluewhiteyellow (author) 2013-02-27
Blood has long been regarded as an important part of our rituals. Its powers and properties have been extensively studied by many famous priests. Among the first was the Holy Father Dichardu of…
For Elise MisterKillam (author) 2013-02-27
Elise was my only thought. I meant nothing but to have her. I started with one, one of me, alone in everything, nothing else entering my world but me and a ham radio set, airwaves singing my…
A Slumber Did My Spirit Seal Dmatix (author) 2013-02-27
To the Parents of Sergeant Johnathan Percy, It is with the deepest regret that we inform you that your son has fallen in the line of duty this Monday, the 12th of August. Due to the sensitivity of…

March 2013


Title Author Created
Capone Fantem (author) 2013-03-01
"I was scared when I first saw him. It happened just as you told me: the messages, the pictures, seeing him around every corner afterwards. I was so young; who wouldn't have lost it?" William…
Iteration 0 FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-03-01
In his hands, Dr. Thaddeus Xyank held the future. And that made him smile. It was a lump of gray metal, cool to the touch, with a laser etched serial number, a portrait of George Washington, and a…
Of Politics Technician Downs (author) 2013-03-04
David entered the apartment block, covering his mouth with a soiled silk rag. It did not help much; his lungs itched and burned from the dense haze that blanketed the city, which served as a…
Ennui Gargus (author) 2013-03-04
On ██/██/████, SCP-1733's test log was found to have accumulated several █████ more viewings. Upon discovery, the video was going through what is estimated to be the █████ playback. Most of the…
Playing God Rikks (author) 2013-03-05
To whom it may concern, First and foremost, I would like to offer congratulations to each and every member of staff working here. When I set out upon that gravel path, I never once thought we could…
The Exalted Drewbear (author) 2013-03-05
Journal Entry, September the Twentieth, the Year of our Lord, Eighteen Ninety-One I have encountered the most marvelous thing at the lakehouse! There is a winding closed path there that slopes ever…
Sacrifice Zyn (author) 2013-03-08
“They’re genetically identical to non-anomalous European honey bees.” Dr. Kiryu removed his glasses and tossed them onto his desk, sighing. An unexpected interception of a Marshall, Carter, and Dark…
In a Yellow Wood CollegeCop (author) 2013-03-08
He finished his day like he usually did - he closed his notebook, exited the lab and took the short walk to the gate. As he passed through, he gave a wave to the guard on duty, turned right and…
Plumbing Dr Gears (author) 2013-03-09
This was stupid. It was a stupid idea, thought up by stupid people, in stupid, safe offices. Agent Two looked around slowly, letting his flashlight play over the walls, one of the only items the…
Mint And Clay Esoau (author) 2013-03-13
Everything has wants, has a need to be better. I am happy to assist. The creator, he wanted to create things and to make better things. He made me to be his tool. He needed only his hands and mind…
Fields Of Green Drewbear (author) 2013-03-13
A voice echoed from the intercom set flush in the ceiling. "Okay, boys. This is the last of the food flavoring trials. Swallow the pills you've been given, then fill out one of the forms with what…
Bugs giant enemy spycrab (author) 2013-03-14
Given a continuous vector field on the surface of a sphere, there must be at least one point on the field where the vector is equal to zero. Put another way, if you have a sphere which is covered…
Agricola In Insula Est Poeta Djoric (author) 2013-03-15
The car started. “Trampled Under Foot” blasted from the speakers. “Agk, sorry!” Mary-Ann twisted the volume dial down. She waved at the figure in the living-room window, put the car in reverse and…
Game Day Part 3: Synchronous Roget (author) 2013-03-16
Murphy stumbled through the darkened corridor, trying and somewhat succeeding at avoiding the debris that was strewn across the floor. Behind him, indistinct voices still called out, searching for…
One Must Imagine Him Happy Ajoutezen (author) 2013-03-16
The Plateau, Once more, I begin this entry with new found life. It’s felt like centuries since I’ve taken a breath with my own lungs. For the past twenty-odd years, if you can really call them…
Preaching To The Choir Roget (author) 2013-03-18
Director Cyrus knew that Fritz was watching him as he shuffled through a filing cabinet. He made a mental note to have a serious discussion with whomever had filed these things in an ass-backwards…
In the End: Monkey Business TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
On a shelf, in an office, three little monkeys sit in a locked box. They've been there for years, never moving, only doing their job. Now… Now something is different. They are different. Once more,…
In the End: Rawhide TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
Al woke up suddenly, unsure why. Something, something there, on the edge of knowing… Was it another breakthrough? They came to him so often in his dreams. He blamed the object, although Robert would…
In the End: Europe TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
"It's almost time." Allen kept his hand on the button, and his eyes glued to the monitor. He was alone in the booth, the same as an unknown number of compatriots. The system had been designed so…
Fading Gargus (author) 2013-03-21
Needle… needle in my neck… Weird clear stuff pumping through it… Who are you people… What are you doing… Where is my son… Rubble all around me. Where am I? The mall? I think that's where we were,…
In the End: Elite TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
Pain. Pain, and fire, and then peace. For a long time, she remembered the peace. There was a light, so beautiful and calm, that she drifted towards. Her parents, though, her parents would miss her,…
The Written God azzleflux (author) 2013-03-22
Roger Legrand crumpled up the fifth text-filled sheet and rocketed it towards the wastebin. "Why can't I fucking write today?" He bent over his desk and ran his fingers through his hair, resting his…
The Word and the Wolf azzleflux (author) 2013-03-22
Author's Note: You might want to read The Written God before reading this tale. There was certainly peace and happiness for a while; yet, as the people know, evil is unavoidable. There was a…
Letters to a Prophet Dmatix (author) 2013-03-24
Document 16265-15719-A Foreword: The following column was recovered after being published in a number of national newspapers (for a full list, see Document 1626-1678-B) and raising suspicion in the…
What Lies Ahead Tanhony (author) 2013-03-24
Agent Silas walked through the bazaar, taking special care not to touch any of the passers-by. You heard stories about people coming down with horrible diseases after spending a day in a Luna…
Attack of the Keter Skeeters! Ihp (author) 2013-03-25
The date is April 2nd, 2012. The place: the quaint town of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. Observe. Here, we have a member of the SCP Foundation driving to work from his apartment in town. Site 87 is big…
The Horizon Blues Dmatix (author) 2013-03-27
At the start of each day, place a new patch on a part of your body between the neck and the waist. Put the patch on a new spot each day to lessen skin irritation. Do not use for a period longer than…

April 2013


Title Author Created
Alternate Hypotheses Roget (author) 2013-04-02
We gotta keep our own, don't we? That's what my dear Momma always said. If ya got something earned, or somethin' that's yours, keep it safe. Don't let any o' them outside peepers come creepin' in,…
Four Seconds, Low Pitched ksaid (author) 2013-04-06
An extended siren for fifteen seconds meant fire. A continuous siren meant evacuation. Three short sirens meant a lock down, and two short sirens followed by an extended siren was a bomb threat….
Tenebrae TroyL (author) 2013-04-12
It had started when he remembered his name. That was the point at which the pieces of the puzzle started to snap back together. That was the problem with amnestics, though. Echoes of memories still…
Green-Gray Anaxagoras (author) 2013-04-13
It's been two weeks since the lights went out. Two weeks to the day, to the hour, to the minute. I remember every instant of it. I remember everything. That's one gift from Prometheus. The locked,…
Letters to a Prophet #2: Scry Harder Dmatix (author) 2013-04-14
Warning: The following document contains an Et-Class Textual Anomaly (Threat Level-Minor) Document 16265-15719-B After Foundation efforts to track and contain the creator of Document 16265-15719-A…
Unstable Thoughts FaustoV (author) 2013-04-18
It's so cold. This place has always been so cold and dark. Well, not so dark, but it doesn't count for me. I've been here for a long time, and it's so boring. I mostly spend my days walking around….
Nacho Business Roget (author) 2013-04-18
In the Foundation, you can't afford to pull punches. If you make an assumption, expect it to fly back in your face before you can say "Skipper". Hell, do you know how many tests they have to run in…
Contact TroyL (author) 2013-04-22
Greetings, Doctor. Before I begin, please know that any attempt to trace this message will lead you to the public wi-fi connection at a McDonalds in Sylvan Lake, Alberta, Canada (a popular…
About Tree Fiddy Gargus (author) 2013-04-23
You know, most folks who think about the ocean usually only think about the surface level. You know, the bright blue areas with all the fish and plant life. Finding Nemo and all that sort of crap….
Enkidu Smapti (author) 2013-04-23
The Epic of Gilgamesh is one of the oldest ones in the book, one of the oldest stories written by the human race (that people these days care to remember, anyway.) It's a story that's been told time…
One Last Punch For The Road Gargus (author) 2013-04-25
"Ladies, gentlemen, and other assorted individuals. The time has come for us to die." A great noise erupted from the assembled members of the Shark Punching Center. Some in the audience had known of…
Crossing The Streams Djoric (author) 2013-04-26
“Come on, Clementine’s a great name. Clementine Zairi-Lewitt. Rolls right off the tongue.” Mary-Ann sipped from her iced tea. “Though that doesn’t do us any good if it’s a boy…Sean? Can’t go wrong…

May 2013


Title Author Created
Flower Girl Aelanna (author) 2013-05-02
Blossom was a flower girl who was in fact a flower she worked a shop on Third and Pearl which was in fact her bower A boy walked by and pointed out her status with some laughter and though she…
Little Ones DrBerggren (author) 2013-05-02
The room's dark. Oh, I'm sure there's some light on in here, some brief glint of afternoon sun through the cellar window or some long-gone child's twinkling discarded toy. But for me, the room's…
Scrapbooking Aelanna (author) 2013-05-03
Flip. I turn the page back, and it's the two weeks we spent in the Bahamas. We stayed in a beachfront cabin, enjoying every sunset as if it would be our last, caring about nothing except for the…
Imposters rumetzen (author) 2013-05-06
They stopped giving me water years ago. Food long before that. They must have realized my time as an Overseer meant I never was in danger of dying. The air feels recycled, just dust drifting through…
Empire of Dirt (Part 1) Djoric (author) 2013-05-10
It was cold. Winter bore down on the black stone spires and slave pits and smokestacks of Daevon in a sheet of frozen lead. Snow and ash had mixed into an indefinable slurry that filled the narrow…
Pilgrimage Roget (author) 2013-05-10
When you're in a position like mine, there is never time to be surprised. Even when each day, I meet new THINGS on my skin to crawl around and smile with my gums, I think thats all there is too…
Watching Corpses Randomini (author) 2013-05-13
I don't quite remember the first time, but my parents told me about it. I would have been about… 5? Probably 5 or 6, yeah. It was one of my friends' dad. I just ran away screaming to the teacher…
The Man Comes Around Dmatix (author) 2013-05-14
"-Effective immediately. Until a suitable replacement can be appointed, Lieutenant Hammersmith will serve as the interim Director of Project Malleus, under our direct supervision." "You could have…
The Young Man Dr Gears (author) 2013-05-15
Nobody could like Corporal Lawrence. That's not to say that nobody tried, or that he was somehow unfriendly, merely that he was one of those few that seemed to be “wired” differently. However, in…
Empire Of Dirt (Part 2) Djoric (author) 2013-05-15
The artist called Curix Noan smiled as she watched the slaves shuffled out from their carts through the slush of her courtyard. Fresh bodies from Ab-Leshal’s conquest of the west lined up before…
No More Dmatix (author) 2013-05-17
I'm sorry to use your name like that. It's a cheap trick, and not even an original one at that, but it's a way to get attention. And I need your attention. I need you to hear this. Consider, if you…
Opening Night PeppersGhost (author) 2013-05-19
The circus died a painful death some time ago                                                                                                                             You still see them here and…
Agent Brown and the Case of the Missing Amulet Roget (author) 2013-05-19
It was a perfectly perfect day at the SCP Foundation's 19th Site. There were anomalous butterflies flying, and laughing personnel catching them in titanium butterfly nets. The Telekill containment…
Empire Of Dirt (Part 3) Djoric (author) 2013-05-20
Daevon burned. Smoke blotted out a cold and uncaring sun as the streets flooded with feasting flesh and screaming gristle. The slave pits burned, the manors and gardens burned, the plazas swarmed…
The Settling Ash Djoric (author) 2013-05-21
In light of the containment breach at Site-36 early this morning, it has been decided by this administrative committee the Horizon Initiative has acted in violation to the terms of the…
Dust in the Wind PeppersGhost (author) 2013-05-27
1929 changed everything in the twinkling of an eye                                                                                                                             I close my eyes. I've…

June 2013


Title Author Created
Playing with Flames Ihp (author) 2013-06-09
The Foundation really isn't comfortable with using terms like "magic". We know that magic exists, but calling it that implies that it can't be explained by quantifiable, scientific means. For…
Long Live The King Roget (author) 2013-06-12
My name is Dr. King, and you know what I hate more than anything ever invented by mankind? Apple seeds. They have always been the bane of my miserable existence. God damn, piece of shit apple…
Ignition, Part One- The Artists Vincent_Redgrave (author) 2013-06-17
"Mrowrrrr." Was it already morning? Ahmad grunted as he felt a familiar furry paw bat at his nose and chin while he attempted to catch a few extra moments of sleep. Trying to prevent the genocide…
Local Legends Ihp (author) 2013-06-18
Let me tell you about the Goatman, children. Baby Bone Bridge, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. The old stone bridge is decrepit, nearly falling apart. The only people who come out here nowadays are…
Four Tines Blind Pig_catapult (author) 2013-06-22
Feet climb nine steps and four Feet bring him to my door Hands pry pine wide Push chair aside Begins to chide I cannot hide Hand grimes a glass of wine Hand grasps a fork and knife I whine and cry…

July 2013


Title Author Created
Cut Up While Thinking SRegan (author) 2013-07-13
They wake me up in the middle of the night. I think it's the middle of the night. Their faces are scared, and I wonder if the Russians have finally started bombing. I'm ready, I say. I'm ready….
Incident 239-Abridged Ihp (author) 2013-07-19
This report is STUPID. All people involved in it are complete and utter weirdos. On ██-██-████, Dr. A. Clef made the following recommendation on the log re: SCP-239 Let me get this straight: we've…
No Sooner Spoken Than Broken Castle_Bravo (author) 2013-07-21
He lay in the bath tub, toes gently splashing along the water line in an absent minded way. He liked his tub. Its hot water comforted him, as it had since he was a boy. He reflected on the evening…
Interlude: New Toys Dexanote (author) 2013-07-23
It had been a dark and bloody night. A veritable parade of horror had descended on a small Midwestern town, led by a shambling, laughing, singing fiend playing a flute made of bone. Now, at dawn,…
Learning Captain Cain (author) 2013-07-27
For merchants, the place to be was Kalefheit, Heart of Kalef. Fables of the stupid rich, buying relics for ten times what they were worth, and of poor men, who went from starving to retiring in the…
There Between the Trees Vezaz (author) 2013-07-31
My Duchess Louise, The riches which I have recovered for you are the very least I owe to one who has so often bankrolled my travels, yet vanish into insignificance against the wonders which cannot…

August 2013


Title Author Created
Time Contest! Drewbear (author) 2013-08-01
The "SCPs In Time" Contest In First Place is… And the Winner Is…, by Smapti! In Second Place is… Skipping Time, by Roget! In Third Place is… Automata Et Cetera, by Ihpkmn! Congratulations to…
Final Regrets Aelanna (author) 2013-08-03
Regret had existed since time immemorial, since the first mind capable of reflecting upon its actions took a moment to consider the consequences of its decisions. With each passing generation, as…
Automata Et Cetera Ihp (author) 2013-08-03
The clockworks on display in the temple were the culmination of many years of hard work by the craftsman. Years of hard, diligent work, many prayers to the god of the forge, innumerable cuts and…
Out of Time Garrey (author) 2013-08-05
William E. Boeing found himself on a couch in his study, where moments before he had been a happy child near a seashore. He got up infirmly and slowly started making his way from the first floor…
What Did I Come Down Here For? Gaffsey (author)
2013-08-06
I pull the car into the driveway and keep the engine on. My hand hovers over the key and I try to screw up my courage, knowing I'll never do it. Just go, the little voice says, just drive and drive…
Breath, Pulse, Blood, Spine Dmatix (author) 2013-08-07
Dec 20th There's nothing quite like spending the holiday season in a non-crucial Foundation site. Were I still working at 17 I doubt I'd even notice, but you can't really miss it here in 346. All…
And the Winner Is... Smapti (author) 2013-08-09
"Before I announce the winner," Assistant Site Director Edmunds said to the small group of researchers gathered in Site 73's cafeteria, "I'd just like to thank and congratulate all of you for…
Skipping Time Roget (author) 2013-08-10
"So, before we start, can I please have your name?" The still, pale man seated before me paused to take a breath, and slowly moved his eyes towards me. His eyes were slower now, and I'd been told he…
The O5 Orientation Anborough (author) 2013-08-10
I was there. I was there when a man ripped through five steel doors and tore men in half with his bare hands. I was there when horrible things erupted from a plane in mid-flight and set the sane…
New Age - Book I: "Cells" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Prelude Chapter One: "Cells" Chapter Two: "You Have The Body" Chapter Three: "Transfers" Chapter Four: "Lighter" Chapter Five: "Learners" Prelude This is how…
New Age - Book II: "Mr Brightside" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Six: "Breach" Chapter Seven: "The Necessary Illusion" Intermission Chapter Eight: "Mr Brightside" Chapter Nine: "Safe as Houses" Chapter Ten: "The Wedge" …
New Age - Book III: "Gunning for the Buddha" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Eleven: "Breakers" Interlude II Chapter Twelve: "Foundations" Chapter Thirteen: "Breakdown" Chapter Fourteen: "Keagan and the Bomb" Chapter Fifteen:…
Surveyor Aelanna (author) 2013-08-10
Senior Agent Jehr stretched as the secretary paged his commanding officer, taking the time to enjoy his first real elbow room in six months. While the survey cutters used by the Foundation had…
Older Roads faminepulse (author)
2013-08-11
☦Eldricht masters of probability. SCP-1855.☦ Before time, a group of construction workers found a space in the infinite nether and decided that one day, a teenage human should need to drive through…
I'll See You Next Time Anborough (author) 2013-08-12
Hello, I am Agent Tyler; what is your name? "Hi, I'm Agent Tyler. So, what's your name?" "Ellen Jones." Do you remember how you got here? "How did you arrive at this location?" "He brought me here."…
Worn Captain Cain (author) 2013-08-13
All that was left was the waste, and in the waste there was nothing. Deserts spanned the Earth, and in one there was a cavern, and at the mouth was a pillar of stone. It was hardly a shape anymore,…
Pockets faminepulse (author)
2013-08-15
☦An old man's shadow. SCP-106.☦ Someplace, in a dirty, damp basement, there sat a figure in a rocking chair. A hanging lantern swung directly over the figure's bald head, dimly reflecting itself on…
Absolute Self-Control Doctor Whiteface does not match any existing user name (author)
2013-08-15
I don't care. No, in all seriousness. That's the answer to your question. I don't care. Apathy is stronger body armor than anything else. Why should I care that there's a damned great lizard running…
Old Kansas Sector 1: Farmhouse faminepulse (author)
2013-08-19
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Allan had closed the shutters that night due to the swarms, and slept restlessly…
Bronze DrBerggren (author) 2013-08-19
There was a cataclysmic reshuffling of the deck. Something very far away had been broken, first on that most basal of structural scales — the atomic nucleus — and then on a much more macroscopic and…
How Tightly The Coils Squeeze Roget (author) 2013-08-20
September 18th, 2160 - Within the Wanderer's Library The night-time is late, and very down. No early morning brightness peeking from the borders of the moon's domain. Just a permanent, thick gray,…
It Always Has Been, It Always Has Not Been Djoric (author) 2013-08-20
Vasvis Ten-Fold Reaper stepped out of the shower, and spread her arms wide. Water dripped down onto the floor as spindly metal arms whirred out from the smooth white walls, drying pads working their…
The Deep End FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-08-20
… On the table there behind the glass, time was about to break. Thad smiled cautiously as numbers flew past his vision and he checked the math again and again and again. It should work—or rather,…
UnScience Ihp (author) 2013-08-21
"Explain to me the appeal of this, John." Dr. Reese leaned on the counter as she waited for the popcorn to finish. "I mean, those shows are just so trashy… not a shred of scientific fact behind…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 2: Tabloid faminepulse (author)
2013-08-21
☦Allan reads a dusty old tabloid.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA The organizations that were responsible for dealing with the monsters came into public view a long…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 3: Walking Sticks faminepulse (author)
2013-08-23
☦Allan torments the Changed people of Kansas.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Historians dubbed the in-between age where humans were still struggling to exist as the…
A Poem for Nobody Kuroiten (author) 2013-08-23
It wasn't his drink from the party Where the tranquilizers were hid, The cocktail on the cocktail napkin Is what gently closed the lid. What's one more reveler out cold In a culture of thrills and…
Irrational Zyn (author) 2013-08-23
Dr. Kiryu hummed absentmindedly, prodding the back of his assistant’s chair with his foot. The assistant in question gave a long-suffering sigh of annoyance. “Mark, what are you doing?” “Practicing…
The Lonely Road Dr Cuddles (author) 2013-08-23
Whether one passes on or remains is all the same. That you can take no one with you is the only difference. -From the death poem of Tokugawa Ieyasu Another world, another life, another name. I like…
The Price We Pay Dmatix (author) 2013-08-25
It is over. There are but a few of us left, and it is good. Our purpose in this world was to protect it from things it could not understand, things that defied comprehension, things that we all…
CryogenChaos' Comment Tales CryogenChaos (author) 2013-08-26
Over the years, I, CryogenChaos, have posted several short supplements to tales and forum threads in the form of comments on said articles and threads. These "micro tales", as they were, have…
The Killer Chaoseed (author) 2013-08-29
The sun, at last. How long had it been? Yellow and weak though the sun was, it gazed up at the star with pleasure, letting the light fill its eyes. Only one actually saw, of course. That had been…
Those Thin, Penultimate Hours Djoric (author) 2013-08-30
Bishop of New Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of the Americas, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the West,…
Facts Concerning Team 15 of Chapterhouse 4 and the Black Book Ihp (author) 2013-08-30
In other worlds far less queer than our own, the Necronomicon is, to some, an everyday part of life. Researchers at Miskatonic University in the fictional Arkham, Massachusetts, pore over it almost…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Still? TroyL (author) 2013-08-30
What? You again? I thought we'd taken care of this. Didn't you read the others? The other stories and tales? There was the one with the children who swallowed up their father when he didn't sing…
Faith and Knighthood Nighkos (author) 2013-08-31
"A Templar Knight is truly a fearless knight, and secure on every side, for his soul is protected by the armour of faith, just as his body is protected by the armour of steel. He is thus doubly…

September 2013


Title Author Created
Golden Horde Blues Vezaz (author) 2013-09-02
Look, I'm going to level with you: the Romans perfected time travel. Did it some time around 107 BC. Somehow, between reorganizing the army and becoming consul, Marius found the time, no pun…
Leafers FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-09-05
A rust-covered forest green 1976 Dodge Dart pulled into the parking lot of S & C Plastics with a rattle and a shake. With many an unpleasant grinding clackety-clack, the engine cut and the…
Those You Leave Behind DrEverettMann (author) 2013-09-09
Part One His mother often said his father was York. But she was kept so drugged by the high priestesses that she rarely knew who her callers were, and other times, she said his father was a blind…
The Blind Leading Vezaz (author) 2013-09-10
Is the Hornet for You? An Exciting New Offer from the Seeing Eye First encountered by Foundation personnel in northern Michigan, 1988. Primary containment significantly hindered by recovering…
His Kind Eyes Anborough (author) 2013-09-10
I can't feel my legs. I vaguely remember I have them as I keep climbing with my arms. I wouldn't be able to go on if not for him. He keeps me company, listens to me, and knows exactly what to say,…
Paper Pusher Jacob Conwell (author) 2013-09-12
Researcher Clayton stood before the small office door and double-checked to make sure he was in the right place. The room was so out of the way that it looked like it had been built as an…
Footsteps Anborough (author) 2013-09-17
I hated you. I can count every meaningful conversation we ever had on my digits. What I can't count is the number of times they told me how important you were. Government scientist. Indispensable….
We're Sorry DrEverettMann (author) 2013-09-18
Director Samuels, you have often asked me what the ultimate goal of the SCP Foundation is. As I step down, I feel you have the right to know. Our ultimate goal is, and has always been, the…
Smoker Arlecchino (author) 2013-09-18
"The Smoker" - Marco Mazzoni Will couldn’t explain his own nervousness as he stepped out the back door, across his simple lawn. His children had come to him many times, perturbed by the animals…
Ailier Zyn (author) 2013-09-21
This would have been the first project she’d have been a part of, the first report her name would be printed in full, not her brother’s, not Dr. Mark Kiryu, no, but somehow the object was proving…
The Worm SnakeoilSage (author) 2013-09-26
Summary of Evidence from Recovery Site V2008-5 Day 14 I think it is important to provide context, so future generations may recognize the urgency of my endeavor. In 1916, I enlisted into His…
Tabled Theories Cosbones does not match any existing user name (author)
2013-09-30
They ate in silence, politely ignoring each other. The Doctor was busy writing away at a pad, so engrossed in his work he was hardly noticing what he was actually eating. The Research Assistant was…

October 2013


Title Author Created
The Princess and the Ogre Crayne (author) 2013-10-18
Agent Jurgen Crayne tried to make as little noise as possible. Right around the corner from where he crouched sat a 6 year-old, playing with her dolls. Her parents had, unbeknownst to her, already…
Piercing The Night Vale Gargus (author) 2013-10-22
The black moon howls as the red sun weeps, and the desert night is beautiful. Welcome… to Night Vale… Old Woman Josie has recently advised us that the angels do not care for the antics of small…
Dance The Danse Ihp (author) 2013-10-27
Halloween is a special time in Sloth's Pit. It is the time that creatures of the night walk in the day, and the legends of the world dance. The Eight Rings was the biggest- and the only- night…
Daydreamin Roget (author) 2013-10-27
Daydreams That's all there is anymore. That's all I can have. I'm an all powerful demigod, locked in the chamber of little boy. Do you know where the power goes? It flows out our fingers and out…
Person of Interest - Mr. Dark eric_h (author) 2013-10-30
Person of Interest File #D-0012 Name: Mr. Dark Known Aliases: Dark is reported to use many different first names, but apparently never attempts to completely conceal his identity. Description:…

November 2013


Title Author Created
A Keter Kinda Christmas Smapti (author) 2013-11-02
Fade in on a well-appointed living room in a log cabin, with bookshelves, easy chairs, coffee tables, and a green screen in back showing a blazing fireplace and a window through which a snowy…
Surfaces Dmatix (author) 2013-11-04
Matthew Andrews was seated in front of a table. This alone wasn't very unusual, and indeed, the fact that he was seated there didn't cause Matthew any undue concern. The table, located in the…
Successful Cooperation And Partnership Rachell (author)
Gene R (translator)
2013-11-05
"Good day, this is "Successful Cooperation and Partnership" training center, we would like to…" That was where I hung up. I know that's impolite. It's their job, yada yada - hell, a couple of…
Who Am I? tretter (author) 2013-11-07
Who am I? I wish I could just tell you. Who am I? I am a curious god. I wanted to discover what made you mortals tick. I was surprised when I found that many of you were immortal. Whether you…
wowwee go kill ursefl Randomini (author) 2013-11-13
“Three people have died from your exhibition.” “They signed waivers.” “I’ve got people breathing down my neck, here.” “They all signed waivers. They knew what they were getting into, they were…
Incident 0401-42-III - 'Chornobylska Katastrofa' ComradeChernov (author) 2013-11-13
Name of event: Incident 0401-42-III Report type: After-Action Report Filer of Report: Pyotr Ivashutin, Executive Director of the Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) Date: 1█/0█/198█ Location: City…
Just a Word to Me Djoric (author) 2013-11-14
Mary-Ann Lewitt stood on the sidewalk outside the church. Mass had just let out, and so the congregation was dispersing out towards the parking lot, with a few people remaining to talk in the…
It Just Shattered Randomini (author) 2013-11-14
“This isn’t structurally possible.” “Well, yes. That’s why we called you. What’s up with it?” “No fucking clue.” Agent Green lit a cigarette and began gesticulating towards the piece. “Can you…
A Cooler Manifesto Randomini (author) 2013-11-15
“Fuck The Critic.” Ruiz paced in a monochrome hallway, holding a banged-up Betamax recorder in his hand. “This asshole comes into my house, starts critiquing the fucking wallpaper, no sir, no sir,…
Cart can, Can cart Randomini (author) 2013-11-17
“So you’re saying you found a can?” “Yup.” “And this can is… a Cart?” “Yuuuuup.” “So the can’s a Cart.” “That’s what I’ve been saying.“ “You sure this can isn’t a Can?” “Yeah. The can’s in a cart,…
Time And Relative Dimensions In Containment Protocols TheDuckman (author) 2013-11-18
It all started, if anything can ever be said to have a start, when some brilliant soul, probably an O5, came up with a fantastic, to them, idea for an emergency surveillance station. All you had to…
Lessons CryogenChaos (author) 2013-11-19
Doctor Langston smiled as he turned to look at the new batch of researchers sent to his department. His eyes darted from face to face: three in total, two women and one man, each of whom couldn’t…
Snip Snip Snip Randomini (author) 2013-11-19
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. “Snip snip. Snip snip snip.” Wilson applied force to his secateurs. The lady’s fingers sheared off awkwardly, shattered bone poking through the…
The Diary of An Author UglyFlower (author) 2013-11-20
Rufus' Diary Day 1 Well it finally happened, I got hired! I actually can’t believe it! Mind you every other studio was interested in me, but obviously not for the right reasons. I mean all they ever…
1914 Vezaz (author) 2013-11-20
We've been playing this game recently — the Game, I should say — called 1914. Hell of a thing. My buddies Kyle and John, we love history. It's sort of our thing. So when Kyle dug the Game out of his…
A Shift at The Factory TwistedGears (author) 2013-11-21
Anthony lifted his goggles from his eyes. He watched the man working at the nearest conveyor belt. Anthony had never bothered to learn the man's name, despite working with him for almost three…
Dead End Crayne (author) 2013-11-21
Arkady knew this was the end. He was tired of running and he could recognize a metaphorical dead end when he smacked his metaphorical head into it. Minutes from now, they'd catch up with him. At…
A Long Ways from Home Pixeltasim (author) 2013-11-21
Transcript of briefing for Mission 453-07-01, Code name "Waypoint" Begin Transcript Agent Walters, Agent Christensen, have a seat. You both are aware of the situation and have already had your…
Flexibility Randomini (author) 2013-11-23
When we first encountered the Artists, we followed standard procedure. Shoot first, ask questions later, then pass around amnestics like candy at a birthday party. This did not work for long. The…
SCP-000 CryogenChaos (author) 2013-11-23
Ittëm # ŚČР-000 ØbjectX_XClas§: #NULL SpecïÅl ςόЛţДĬЛΜ$%#ll to undefined function PROCEDURES(): Error: Field CONTAINMENT_PROCEDURES does not exist. Ðєš5(rĬρţĬό0n: Internal system error: Field…
Novel Cultivars Randomini (author) 2013-11-24
“I have bred a cultivar of celery that tastes like cheese.” Overgang Dood and Melanoma-on-the-arsehole-of-existence ("Arsehole" to her friends) stared at the plate that Joey Tamlin was offering…
Shady Meetings Randomini (author) 2013-11-25
“You’re the new Clipper, right?” “No, I think the name we’re going with is Snipper, Miss The Director. A lot more snappy. Snippy snappy.” The Snipper winked, clicking his fingers towards the woman…
My Brother The Ape Roget (author) 2013-11-25
Scene: A messy office, home to to one of the Foundation's best and brightest men. Not a big, or a fancy office, but one that gets the job done. We aren't talking about the name on the door. That…
Quintessence Of Dust Randomini (author) 2013-11-27
“What a piece of work is man.” Ruiz stood draped in purple robes. The spotlight shone down, the theatre otherwise coated in black. He was wracked with Hamlet’s madness, profound pain etched in his…
Solvin' Center of Problems TwistedGears (author) 2013-11-27
Dell Conagher could hear the agonizing screams of half his coworkers dying horribly. He solved this problem by removing his traditional hardhat and pulling on a pair of acoustic earmuffs. The…
Assistance for the Boss Lady Djoric (author) 2013-11-28
“Jeremy, you disappoint me.” Doctor Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment V, PhD1 glowered over her folded fingers. The corgi sitting on her desk smiled back at her, exuding an air of…
Denouement and Epilogue Eskobar (author) 2013-11-28
« Act II, Scene II: Negotiation The universe, as it is currently defined by humans, began and will end in ways that are inconceivable to any iteration of humankind that currently exists or will…
And Then What Happened? Randomini (author) 2013-11-29
Agent Tangerine sat listening avidly to Agent Green’s tale. “And then what happened?” “Well, apparently she went to school with Duchamp.” “Seriously?” “Yup. Hell of a coincidence. The boys drugged…
The Red Place TL333s (author) 2013-11-30
It's not a crystal, it's a portal. I learned this while staring into Anomalous Object P-2145-T's ever-shifting facets. Yes, I had permission to study it. The truth is, my mind just drifted and I…

December 2013


Title Author Created
The Cool Kids Randomini (author) 2013-12-01
“Molly! Where’d you put my aubergines?” “Your what?” “My aubergines!” “What the fuck is an aubergine?” “My eggplants! Where are they?” “Oh, them! I chucked them in the bin, they’d gone bad or…
A Fan's Fans UglyFlower (author) 2013-12-02
"What is it?" "It's a mechanical fan that has the ability to play the electric guitar, sir." "Ha ha, does it blow you away when it plays?" "Yes, sir." "Mentally or physically?" "Both sir, its…
Final Attack Orders Randomini (author) 2013-12-03
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. The Sculptor was talking at The Painter; The Painter talking at The Composer; The Composer was talking at The Builder; The Builder was talking at…
The Friday Exhibition Randomini (author) 2013-12-04
“What.” “Joey, why is there a pile of corpses here?” “I dunno, none of us were doing this.” Arsehole tentatively poked one of the bodies. “Pretty fucking metal.” “Well, yeah, but it’s not really…
A Broken Machine Mr Self Destruct (author)
Gene R (translator)
2013-12-07
A heap of papers falls onto the desk. The shift begins. God, the headache. The pen… where's the pen? Where's the goddamn pen? Ah… here it is. Time to calm down. Hand's shaking again. Harder than…
Insufficient Clearance Randomini (author) 2013-12-08
Agent Green opened his eyes. “Agent Green.” An unfamiliar, suited figure sat across the desk from him. Green became uncomfortably aware that he was still wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. “Where am…
Send in the Clowns Ihp (author) 2013-12-08
Agent Whitaker woke up, groaning. He felt like he had one hell of a hangover; there was a noise in his head that sounded like that annoying National Weather Service "braaaaaak" noise, and his face…
In God's Name TroyL (author) 2013-12-08
The mischievous trickster and master plotter Icarus Sharpe walked in and shot Alto Clef right in his stupid face. He—deciding to be Matthew now—grinned broadly as the blood spattered from the exit…
Through the Out-Land, and What David and Tim Found There Eskobar (author) 2013-12-08
It was always these moments in the car that David hated so much. These last few moments. They drove around so much, him and Tim, getting what work they could get, hiding as often as they needed to,…
Doctor Ronald Stimson's Personnel File TroyL (author) 2013-12-08
Personnel File SCP Info Collected Accounts About the Author Additional Documentation Science and Research Name: Doctor Ronald Stimson Security Clearance: Level 2 (In Cases of SCP-███, Level…
No One Else Will Protect Us Roget (author) 2013-12-09
My name is The Administrator. I don't know who I was before all this… happened? Or changed? Or whichever adjective you want to use, it all means the same thing. History itself has been changed, if…
Immolation SunnyClockwork (author)
Verismo (translator)
2013-12-09
Does our God love us? He does not love us. But we don't mind. We are humble, we are unclean, we are unworthy of His love. But He had mercy on us. He lit our path. He taught us the meaning of the…
It's All Behind Us Now pxdnbluesoul (author) 2013-12-09
Much like our grandparents could tell you what they were doing on 9/11/2001, or what their parents were doing during the Kennedy assassination, our entire generation could tell you with perfect…
Overview of MTF Psi-7 "Home Improvement" Roget (author) 2013-12-10
Mobile Task Force Psi-7 specializes in the undercover investigation, containment, and/or demolition of anomalous buildings or buildings affected by anomalies, particularly residential homes in…
Free Reality Check!: Press Button FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-10
It was a generally gloomy day, such as was normally the case when Dr. Jack Bright had a mild hangover and was also a chimpanzee for one reason or another. Outside his window the rain pattered…
Nobody Dies Randomini (author) 2013-12-10
Ruiz Duchamp heard a sound in the distance. hooooooooonk Probably nothing. Ruiz continued to pace in his studio, moonlight shining through the glass roof and casting shadows across the room. Felix…
Welcome Aboard Montala (author) 2013-12-10
"Wait, so we're hiring this guy blind?" asked the man as he sat at a table piled high with papers. "Yes sir. He's just been informed he has a high-level position with us, plus good pay and benefits….
A Question of Commerce Dmatix (author) 2013-12-11
Behind the facade of a stately building, within a clubhouse that could be described as tastefully lavish (or perhaps lavishly tasteful), nested between the high arms of a soft leather recliner, sat…
The Toyman And The Doctor Randomini (author) 2013-12-11
Document Identification Number: DOCWON-525276 Acquisition Method: Mailed to Site-17 Additional Documentation: Mailed In Unmarked Manilla Envelope, Sealed. Inside: Seven (7) Marked A5-size Envelopes….
The Rest of the Story Ihp (author) 2013-12-11
Simon Glass was kicking himself for the decision the narrator had made. "Sending Clef and Dimitri on a fucking sabbatical?! What were they thinking!" His behavior produced several bizarre looks…
And Now, The We[EXPUNGED] Drewbear (author) 2013-12-12
The following broadcast was recorded on 10 December 2013 during the initial securing of Anomalous Location 3717-NV. Transcript of broadcast Close transcript The eyes are the windows to the soul….
yes Randomini (author) 2013-12-12
Is he willing to stop me, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then why am I still alive? Is he neither able nor…
The Czar Cometh Gargus (author) 2013-12-13
A sizable group of people milled about a large, featureless room. If one looked very closely in the corners, they could find blood stains and minor remnants of charred bone, but without a great deal…
Empty Unmarked Grave Randomini (author) 2013-12-15
>run fmc.exe -t Foundation Mail Client (Text Only Mode) >chkbox You have 1 new message. You have 5739 old messages. >readmsg new Reading All New Messages… 1 new message found. From: The…
Private Hell DrClef (author) 2013-12-17
It's about the time that Kondraki blows up a bus full of nuns to capture the flying fire-breathing walruses that Dr. Alto Clef has the first suspicion that things are not going as they should be. It…
Lana Neal Sings the Blues Kalinin (author)
2013-12-17
He sees her long black hair and flowing blue dress, and even through the static and blur on the cheap monitor he can see she's got hands that have only a few years at most of waiting tables and…
Erstwhile and Again FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-18
… Temperatures expected to drop today, with a high of 43, rain all day with a chance of sleet or freezing rain this evening, low of 23, so make sure and salt those sidewalks and stairs today. This…
Detained Randomini (author) 2013-12-19
Agent Green walked down the street, a Styrofoam cup of tea in one hand and a glowing cigarette in the other. Endless crowds of people flowed around him, occasionally bumping his arms or legs. Green…
Alternate Character Interpretations Ihp (author) 2013-12-19
New York City "Hey, Sal, got a cig I can have?" Mary-Ann Lewitt looked between her husband and her latest creation, sprayed on the wall of a vacant warehouse, and it was sprayed on the entire wall,…
The Coward MissMercurial (author) 2013-12-20
"It's good to see you awake, Nigel." Nigel gritted his teeth. He thought of screaming at the placid psychiatrist to his right, but he decided to just go with it. Less painful that way. "Nigel, I…
A Very Bailey Christmas Ihp (author) 2013-12-22
Whenever he had nothing better to do, Tristan Bailey would look at a picture of his family that sat on his desk. In the picture, him, Trevor and Tom were only about 8 years old, standing in front of…
Are We Christmas Yet? Randomini (author) 2013-12-24
"I still think this is a terrible idea." "No, it's awesome! Like, deconstructive or whatever." Overgang and Joey stared at the enormous red bauble that towered over nearby buildings, pensively…
Every Damn Time ProcyonLotor (author) 2013-12-27
The agent laughed indignantly. "Let me get this straight. You sit in a lab all day, writing papers or mixing test tubes or sitting on your ass pretending to do work, while I'm out there, fighting…
Three Sleepless Nights Djoric (author) 2013-12-27
Barcode splashed cold water across her face, well aware that it had been seventy-two hours and three minutes since she had last been asleep and that sleep would not come for another seventeen hours….
That's The Joke Communism will win (author) 2013-12-27
in the shape                                                                                                                             Threat ID: KTE-8544-Porcelain "Butt Gh Authorized Response…
Where the Garden Began Bryx (author) 2013-12-27
It woke up in a field as dawn broke and looked around it. It wasn't impressed by what it saw. The field was… just a field. Not even just a field. It was a monotony of ugly, yellow-gray grass,…
Corner Pocket FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-28
A 6-ball the size of a Volkswagen hovered placidly in the experimental chamber. It was proving very difficult to incinerate. Dr. Ulysses Jackson bit at his thumbnail as he stared through the glass….
A Kind Of Christmas Gaffsey (author)
2013-12-28
“I-It’s just been so long. Sometimes I wonder if she ever thinks about me anymore.” The creature leaned towards the man, its skin crinkling. A few scales refracted the harsh light of the…
Tuesday, 11am, Conference Room Three Mr Carbon (author) 2013-12-30
"Ah, Dimaccio," said Dr. Alto Clef, Director, Training and Development, Combined Mobile Task Forces, SCP Foundation. "Clef," said Paul Dimaccio. "This is the rook." He motioned to the woman at his…
Disposal And Discourse Randomini (author) 2013-12-31
"Sorry, Carol; forgot something." "Hm?" "You know, had to throw a blanket over a dead body. Wouldn't want people to see it and panic." "Ah, of course. That's understandable." Ruiz took his coffee…

January 2014


Title Author Created
And Now, He Is Gone Ihp (author) 2014-01-01
“I remember the good old days.” Pat sighed as he dug into his cinnamon pancakes, looking at his three friends. “You remember Carl, guys?” “Carl was a great guy!” affirmed Dwight, taking a swig of…
When We Reach The Crescendo Roget (author) 2014-01-02
The testing chamber was humming. Not a fluorescent hum, or even one from the various electrical implements hidden within its walls. No, this was a different humming. It was… hopeful. A hope that…
A Few More Words From "The Administrator" Roget (author) 2014-01-02
The Administrator looked at a watch. Ten minutes past five, and Fritz had failed to make his appearance. It sighed. Why did they always have to make it get up after them? They were old enough to…
Dog Eat Dog, Part 1 Dmatix (author) 2014-01-02
Note: since this tale is a continuation of Surfaces, it will be better understood if that tale is read first. And so, I reach my final conclusion, and if you weren’t paying attention before,…
Dust and Blood Djoric (author) 2014-01-03
In the time when The Tree of Knowledge was planted, all things were given form. Even the deep waters of the Darkness Below and the vaults of Darkness Above took shape and form, and many elder gods…
The Man in Orange Anborough (author) 2014-01-04
Chris Kelly awoke to a glint of sunlight reflected on his window. A beautiful day, yes. Such luscious colors in the flowers outside, reds, violets, yellows, blues…He climbed out of bed and…
Snipped From The Same Cloth Randomini (author) 2014-01-05
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. "What would you do with the powers of a god?" The corpses remained silent. This was partially because they were uncertain of how to answer, but…
Reversed Engineering Roget (author) 2014-01-06
Professor Duncan Gills checked his watch. Forty-five minutes. That's how long it had taken him to change the face of robotics… the Foundation, and maybe even the world. He gazed down upon his…
Wednesday, 3pm, The Office of Paul Dimaccio Mr Carbon (author) 2014-01-08
Weiss carefully pushed open the door and stepped into the office. It was sparsely decorated. Just a few cheaply-framed diplomas dotted the walls, and a plain desk plus two chairs were the only…
SCP-S CryogenChaos (author) 2014-01-11
Rosen, what the hell is this supposed to be? What is this picture and why is it by itself without any information? PRETEND, MONSTER, JUST FOR A MINUTE - Director Winters Well, sir, if you maybe…
Transcript of Incident BL-7 Alpha DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Sparkplug: Assessment Team 735, comprising three members: Team leader "Bullfrog" (Sparkplug 1), marksman "Fartboy," (Sparkplug 2), driver "Kitten" (Sparkplug 3). Central: Central Command …
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Field Manual 13: Special Circumstances, Humanoid Threat Entities DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Type Green: Reality Bender Type Gray: Post-Mortem Reanimation Type Red: Regenerator Type Yellow: Shapeshifter Introduction Reality Benders (Type Greens) have a certain mystique among GOC…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Threat Entity Database DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Introduction Common Codewords KTE: Known Threat Entity UTE: Unknown Threat Entity PTE: Potential Threat Entity LTE: Liquidated Threat Entity Other Introduction The Global Occult Coalition…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Field Manual 1: Operative's Handbook DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Chapter One: Introduction Chapter Two: Preparation Section Missing Chapter Six: Response Levels Preface We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it…
Excerpts from PHYSICS Division Field Manual 2: Equipment and Gear DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
Home Technology Black Suit Grey Suit White Suit Orange Suit Blue Suit VERITAS INSERT QUARTERMASTER DIVISION LOGO HERE Overview Whenever possible, PHYSICS Division makes use of…
Mann with the Plann, or the Dog Gone Days of Summer TroyL (author) 2014-01-11
“Stay close, Agent,” Dr. Crow said, trotting quietly along the edge of the forest. “I am fairly certain that we can maneuver this way, find the object in question, and very quickly remove ourselves…
"Assessment" DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
"It's far too early to put Team Sparkplug back in the field." D.C. al Fine, the Undersecretary-General of the Global Occult Coalition, stood in an expanse of empty blackness, surrounded by one…
"Strike" DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
"Heads up, Bull," Skunkboy whispered into his comms. "They're back." Agent Bullfrog of Assessment Team 735 "Sparkplug" lifted his head to look through his binoculars at the Chaos Insurgency camp…
"Special Observer" DrClef (author) 2014-01-11
"It's the same old story that it's always been," Dr. Elaine Wicks said. "The farmers and ranchers keep slashing and burning their way into the forest. When they encounter the local tribes, they…
"Farpoint" DrClef (author) 2014-01-15
"You nervous?" Jericho asked. "A bit," Callahan admitted. "After all, this is gonna be a long trip." "Don't worry about it so much," Jericho said. "It's going to be a lonely, exhausting, and…
Monday, 6am, Escherville Facility Two Mr Carbon (author) 2014-01-15
The vomit flew over Specialist Jane Weiss' head and splattered messily onto Trooper Smithson. "Christ on a bike, Weiss, watch where you're puking!" "Sorry," Weiss gasped out between coughs. "It's…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████ on Applied Thaumatology. DrClef (author) 2014-01-17
"Good evening. Please have a seat. You will find wine, water, bread, and salt at the back of the room, if you require refreshment. Also coffee and donuts and all the rest of that stuff. And go easy…
Yellow Abettik (author) 2014-01-17
Jack dropped a handful of change into the mug. A few quarters, a dime, mostly pennies. "Thank you sir," the beggar replied, "may He bless you." Jack had noticed this beggar show up a week ago. He'd…
"AWTOK" DrClef (author) 2014-01-17
"… lately," Jenny said, "I've been feeling a lot more dragonish." The other nine people sitting around the circle nodded and made sympathetic noises, as Agent Griggs suppressed a groan. "I've been…
A Broken Tool weizhong (author) 2014-01-18
They promised me glory. I wanted peace. They told me "This shall advance the glorious Revolution." I wanted nothing to do with the Revolution. They said it would barely hurt. I screamed until I…
Nothing and Five and Five Dmatix (author) 2014-01-19
I could never see clearly, no, But five times blind, Five times declined. She stared into the cloudy surface of her tea, and tried to remember the song. It was on the tip of her tongue, she was sure…
Can't Catch a Break Montala (author) 2014-01-20
The man looked around the back of the van at his assembled team. Three agents, a driver, and himself. He quietly checked his equipment once more. They were going after something that definitely…
XK Randomini (author) 2014-01-21
we took the damned thing and wiped the blood and shit and piss and tears from its face nothing was beneath light shone through the cracks reality itself bent to the wills of madmen only words remain…
Wanderer Symbols toadking07 (author) 2014-01-21
Documentation 095-SH-11836. Document secured during raid on known █████████ ████ camp on ██/██/████. No doors successfully identified. Full list of confiscated artifacts, see parent document, raid…
A Double Life DrWaverton (author) 2014-01-24
As I sit on the subway home from work, I light up a cigarette and stare out the window when the train pulls into a station. There's an advertisement for Anderson's Auto Parts, boasting 140 locations…
Vision At Betar Djoric (author) 2014-01-24
0) I, Jeremiah the Flayed, who was at Betar and knew blood under the eagle with bronze wings, write these words. At Betar, in blood that was of drowning-depth, I drowned Speaks-With-Self, and made a…
Her Inveterate Patience At Action MissMercurial (author) 2014-01-25
Dr. Andrea Segerstrom had a wonderful junior year English teacher. The woman had the endurance of a saint, which served her well since she made the regrettable decision to teach at a high school for…
After Amusement Gargus (author) 2014-01-26
A small loudspeaker, suspended only by a fragile cord, hung high above the blasted ruins of the amusement park it once served. A long time ago, it had been part of an intricate system designed to…
thinking/knowing/living Randomini (author) 2014-01-26
the worst part of living if you really think about it is thinking. immortality it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to notice. the only way that one could stand knowing anything is the knowledge…
"Joint Venture" DrClef (author) 2014-01-28
"This is a really dumb idea," Skunkboy muttered. He shifted his weight on the chameleon-cloth pad he'd been laying on for the past thirty-six hours. He was pretty sure he was developing some sores…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████ on Aetheric Energy and Aspect Radiation. DrClef (author) 2014-01-28
"Good afternoon. I hope you had a pleasant lunch. Please be seated, and we will resume with the second portion of this seminar. "The first portion of my lecture covered the three fundamental laws…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████ on Thaumatic Workings. DrClef (author) 2014-01-29
"I see that my little statement last time got everyone's attention. Let's get into it. "Every thaumatic working, whether it's carried out using eye of newt or a desktop computer, has four…
Transcript of a lecture given by Professor ████████████: Conclusion, Q and A DrClef (author) 2014-01-29
"And we're back for the last session of this seminar. We're almost done. I just have a few more things to say, and then we'll be able to break for the night. "I do want to address one thing that I…
Brotherhood Randomini (author) 2014-01-31
NOTE: This is Part 21 of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. From: Pico 16 hartford street come beat the shit out of…

February 2014


Title Author Created
A Fancy Dinosaur TwistedGears (author) 2014-02-02
It was a mild day, late into the Cretaceous period. A Pachycephalosaurus walked the forest, the body of a Vegavis in its mouth. Several hours had passed since it had collected its prize, but still…
Mobile Task Force Basic School: Induction Remarks Mr Carbon (author) 2014-02-03
Alright, settle down. I'm gonna call the roll while the Rabbi here matches faces to names. Raise your hand when I call your name. Listen up. Anderson. Aziz. Bathory. Bernstein. Green. You the art…
Eulogy For The Living Randomini (author) 2014-02-03
NOTE: This is Part 22 of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. "Ruiz Duchamp." Ruiz stirred, rubbing his eyes and yawning…
"Trauma" DrClef (author) 2014-02-05
Zero 1 2 3 4 5 6 Breach "… and then, fifteen minutes later, the Strike Team breached and entered," Bullfrog concluded. "And that was that." "Was it?" the woman in the blue sweater asked. The…
Ethical? Montala (author) 2014-02-06
"State your name for the record, please." The voice echoed through the vast space, amplified by the microphone. "Um, Dr., um, Dr. Robert Feldon, sir," he said into the microphone timidly. It was the…
"Tempering" DrClef (author) 2014-02-06
Spider had been walking up the mountain trail for a good half hour, and her feet were starting to hurt. It didn't help that she was carrying a heavy backpack: she'd done long ruck marches in…
"Vigil" DrClef (author) 2014-02-06
"The Coalition Memorial consists of three underground facilities. The first is the outer museum, in which a number of relics and memorabilia important to the Coalition are preserved and displayed….
Painted Lips, Unblinking Eyes Roget (author) 2014-02-06
David Rosen was not a happy man. Now, by all accounts, this was not an unusual occurrence, but today David had something beyond general misanthropy or a lack of proper nutrition to be glowering…
October 15th, 2012 Djoric (author) 2014-02-07
In the wake of SCP-2845… On a clear orange-and-blue day in October, when the air was not chilly enough to be uncomfortable, Siddhi Sehgal took stock of what was left of her world. There wasn’t a…
Hellbent TwistedGears (author) 2014-02-08
I struggle to put the words together. I'm not really sure there are words to begin with. At this point, my own mind is beginning to fail me. The thing in front of me is something I can't quite…
Vaccination Randomini (author) 2014-02-09
Bijou Dashwood sat apathetically in front of the chalkboard, staring at her two lecturers. The one to her left was a twelve year old boy. The lower half of his face was covered in dusty, yellowed…
SCUTTLE pxdnbluesoul (author) 2014-02-10
PROVISIONAL ENTRY — SCRAMBLE ORDER INITIATED, ALL TECHNICAL ADVISORS AND RAISA STAFF TO SITE-01 — PROVISIONAL ENTRY This is an automatically generated entry documenting breaking events. Situation…
"Come into my Parlor" DrClef (author) 2014-02-11
"… and I'll be seeing you all next week. Please read chapters three and four before you come back on Tuesday. Class is dismissed. Miss Fang, could I see you for a moment before you go?" Ara Fang…
Soufflé CryogenChaos (author) 2014-02-11
There were rats in the soufflé again. Expert chef Jean-Pierre grimaced at the wretched sight. Dozens of the miserable vermin were crawling around the innards of what was supposed to be a delicious…
Madame Lucia Bryx (author) 2014-02-12
In her airy tower, sits Madame Lucia                                                                                                                             There were rats in the soufflé…
Be a Dali and Help a Mann Out, or The Lamentable State of Modern Art DrEverettMann (author) 2014-02-13
When he was first partnered with Dr. Mann, Lament was handed a remote. As he was partnered to the doctor, so it was partnered to a small explosive implanted in the doctor's chest without his…
The Meaning of Fear weizhong (author) 2014-02-13
"So, what's on the itinerary for today?" Dr. Albert Wensley squinted at a neatly printed schedule made by his secretary. "You have a meeting with the assistant researchers today at 10, a quarterly…
Down by the River Djoric (author) 2014-02-16
Those Thin, Penultimate Hours, while not strictly plot related, will help greatly in understanding things. Dawn hung in misty sheets, curling through tangled forest. A mourning dove cooed in the…
On the Other Side of the Coin Bryx (author) 2014-02-16
A group of specialists will arrive within the week                                                                                                                             A majestic zeppelin,…
Friday, 2200, Paul Dimaccio's Personal Quarters Mr Carbon (author) 2014-02-17
Dear ………………, Paul Dimaccio rubbed his eyes, looked at the form letter on his laptop screen, and began filling out fields. Dear Ms. Stanwick, Please accept my deepest sympathy, and that of every…
"Diplomacy" DrClef (author) 2014-02-24
"It's good to see you again, your majesty," Chris said, as he took a seat on the camp chair and gratefully accepted a cup of water from a raccoon in a green wool tunic. "Thou speakest with a forked…
Right? weizhong (author) 2014-02-25
“Sign the form on lines 3, 5, 18, and 23. This last statement is finalizing the agreement that in return for a month of service in scientific testing for the Foundation, you will be released from…
We're Sorry Aelanna (author) 2014-02-25
We didn't mean for it to end like this. Ten thousand solar cycles ago, we volunteered to be the vanguards of an expedition to colonize a planet other than our homeworld. Stripped of our mortality,…
Letting it go Pata H (author) 2014-02-26
April 13th 2011 I had just gotten back from a trip to the library when I spotted them. Your average person would just think it's a bunch of cops casing the area. A mix of uniformed and plainclothes…
The Super-Cool Road Trip Adventure Djoric (author) 2014-02-26
Shortly after the Boss Lady got an assistant… The Executive Board of Dr. Wondertainment, Incorporated, sat around a circular table, in a square room on the top floor of a boxy grey building far…
Stupendous Containment Procedures Ihp (author) 2014-02-26
Chagrin Falls, Ohio The phone rang in Mr. Watts's room. Though he was only six years old, he got several phone calls, and he was very important. Normally, he would direct them to his assistant, but…
Mint Condition FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-02-26
The green membrane stretched out instantly across the white cinderblock wall, and in a flurry of limbs, an eccentric genius and his grandson fell through it. “Come on, Morty, let’s go!” Rick said,…

March 2014


Title Author Created
Memory Petit Noir does not match any existing user name (author)
Gene R (translator)
2014-03-06
…and down it with water. Done. Soon I'll believe that 21st of December 2012 was a regular boring day. I'm glad I can forget the experience. Those who rank higher will always retain the memory. That…
Leisure Time weizhong (author) 2014-03-08
“Commencing testing on SCP-715,” Dr. Louef said into the voice recorder. He glanced at the testing chamber from within the observation room. The photobooth sat inside, as innocent as could be, while…
A Disturbance Zolgamax (author) 2014-03-09
The boardroom, as always, was stuffy. The windows had been painted over years ago, and nothing had ever been done about it. Though the issue was brought up from time to time at Board Meetings, it…
Little Lost Skip MissMercurial (author) 2014-03-11
Dr. Andrea Segerstrom had stopped trying to control the nervous picking at her flaking, peeling nails. They'd always been soft and prone to splitting even when left alone. And in this situation her…
The Stars Do Not Wait For You Dmatix (author) 2014-03-11
It's quiet out here. The desert sprawls from horizon to horizon, where purest white meets twilight red. There are no edges here, no angles, just curves and the gentle rise and fall of dunes as far…
Where Do Story Arcs Go When They Die? TheDuckman (author) 2014-03-12
I don't remember how it all started. I don't remember what I was doing, where I was, or any of that stuff everyone tells you they remember. The first I knew anything was wrong was when I showed up…
20,584 Litfried (author) 2014-03-12
You rest your head against the bus window, briefly closing your eyes. The jolts and bumps making your jaw rattle aren't enough to distract you. The cool glass doesn't help, either. You can't stop…
In The End: Don't Go to Heaven Where the Angels Fry TheDuckman (author) 2014-03-13
The Duck Man sat before his computer, his eyes locked on the screen. A couple of hours ago, there had been some commotion at the site: distant explosions and things like that. He'd ignored it. That…
wowwee u kild ursefl Randomini (author) 2014-03-15
NOTE: This is final part of the 23 part series, The Cool War. Reading this part first is a very bad idea and will spoil a lot of the story. The Sculptor walked confidently to the grimy wooden…
A Merry Fellow Ihp (author) 2014-03-18
Thomas Bailey awoke to the sun streaming in through his window. It was 25.6 degrees Centigrade outside, which considering the fact that he was in the Antarctic Circle in the middle of summer, it…
Corroded Relations AndarielHalo (author) 2014-03-19
Though she is a woman and a cripple, her exaltation of Tao Kuang Ti shows a wisdom beyond the menfolk of her barbarous people Lin Zexu to Hong Tsu Zhou Peace be with you and may your family be…
The Lady in the Tower Bryx (author) 2014-03-20
The lady sits and stands and sleeps, forgotten, in her tower. Dreams line up to play with her. A new game every hour. There's a fun old game of Hide and Seek in a room that's bare as sin. Of…
Animalia Drewbear (author) 2014-03-21
INTERNAL MEMO ACCESS LIMITED TO SECURITY CLEARANCE L-1/883 AND HIGHER DO NOT COPY OR REDISTRIBUTE re: SCP-883 Containment & Research Procedures Updates, Effective 1999-03-13 Following the events…
The Avian and The Amphibian Waterfire (author) 2014-03-23
Cornelius had been experimenting with the lock for a long cycle. He could not remember the last time he had spent such an extended period on one device, for he always was whisked away before much…
Mud on the Carpet Djoric (author) 2014-03-25
On the night of April 19th, 2026, the Veil broke. Ten thousand years of strain building up against the fabric of postdiluvian reality finally proved too much to bear, and the Self-Keeping-Secret…
Anart Antics TwistedGears (author) 2014-03-25
Jakeob Aldon stared at her bathroom ceiling, reclined so far into the bathtub that only her face breached the surface. She was beginning to regret her latest purchase. Damn her impatience. If she…
Gourmet Drewbear (author) 2014-03-26
She had a ritual that she always performed when approaching her meals. First, she laid out the pristine white cloth napkin and placed the implements upon it. Second, she poured the cup of water for…
Last Meetings Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-03-27
As he placed the last of his possessions in a box, an elderly man with a walnut cane gave one last look around the room. His name was Dr. Zachary Johnson, and the office he had worked in for the…
A Friend's Words GibberingEloquence (author) 2014-03-27
A tall girl walked along the shore of the beach carrying a green glass bottle. Inside the bottle was a note she wrote. She walked into the water and threw the bottle as far as she could. She had…
Dark Arts and Crafts faminepulse (author)
Randomini (author)
2014-03-27
☦An accidental sorcery. AWCY as a latent phenomenon.☦ I used to see abstracts, nonsense, but somehow I understood. It was an instinct, an intuition; less like the bird knowing to build a nest, more…
Exit History FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-03-28
… Two time travellers sat across the table from one another in matching lab-coats, hands folded, eyeing each other suspiciously. Dr. Thaddeus Xyank pulled his glasses from his face, rubbed the…
Exploded Diagram of a Young Woman Chubert (author) 2014-03-28
SCP-2156 didn’t think that she was a person who wanted many things. Honestly, she didn’t really care what happened to herself; maybe she had cared when Professor Harley had called her in to have a…
Healthy Child UglyFlower (author) 2014-03-29
The following article is an excerpted transcript, which has been annotated and pulled from article #232397 — Home Video17.mov. Personnel who require either the entire Home Video17 entry or a full…
Belation In the Evening Djoric (author) 2014-03-31
Welcome to NEXUS-08. Welcome to Night Vale. — Good evening, Night Vale: this is Lee Baker filling in for Cecil, and this is Night Vale at Night. It is currently nine o’clock PM, and the temperature…

April 2014


Title Author Created
The Slow Asphyxiation Of Undiluted Ardor SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-04-02
☦A story that should have been cute.☦ There was nothing in this room but love for the little lizard. Barely twenty-five centimeters long, the twenty-five square meters of enclosure provided was a…
The Tinkerer weizhong (author) 2014-04-03
Once upon a time, there was a small cabin in the woods. The cabin was the home to an old man, greying and stooped over, yet possessing a kindly smile to all who he saw. The warm and cozy cabin was…
Bending Over Backwards Bennings (author) 2014-04-05
The office was neat. It clearly belonged to someone who had too much time on their hands. Every piece of paper on the desk was stacked neatly into three vertical piles, each the same height. There…
Skip Jam Part One Bryx (author) 2014-04-07
"People of Earth! You may call me Mr. Swackhammer!”                                                                                                                             The researcher sat…
Sparkle Spectacular ksaid (author) 2014-04-07
Bender's Day! The SCP Foundation's greatest (and only) holiday! It only comes once a year — except for last year when Bright slept through the first one and wanted a do-over. Bender's Day! A day…
Null Space Chubert (author) 2014-04-08
“Step forwards, D-0912.” My name is Andrew Carter. D-0912’s feet carried him on a path, straight and true, across the threshold of the door. The bright glare of lights shone into his face. Jagged…
Shadow of a Doubt Dr Yucatan (author) 2014-04-11
Technician Palmer yawned. It was 0520, only 40 minutes until the end of his 6-hour shift. A shift spent in Monitoring Station Delta of Foundation Area-12, a shift that consisted of keeping watch…
Triumph MisterBibs (author) 2014-04-17
Hello. Nice to meet you. I've brought you out of containment and took that tarp off you, for which you're welcome. To be honest, I shouldn't have done the latter; it's against the containment…
Tax Man Ihp (author) 2014-04-18
Site 87 is one of those sites the O5s don't generally like to talk about. However, they do still have to monitor us. So, every couple of years, they send out an auditor to make sure the site hasn't…
Someone Steals Aldon's Penis Randomini (author) 2014-04-21
1. You should read Learning the Alphabet before considering reading this, at least to the end of the first act. (The content of this tale is probably the dream that occurs immediately prior to…
Reality Check Zyn (author) 2014-04-21
Item #: [pending] / SCP-XXXX Object Class: Safe Doctor Kiryu sat at his office desk, assorted experiment logs strewn around his workspace as he scribbled on the topmost sheet of paper. He didn’t…
A Multi-Universal Affair Ihp (author) 2014-04-21
First on my list is the Multi-U division. How this kind of breach of protocol has been allowed to continue is beyond me, Ms. Weiss. The entire function of this department appears to be intentional…
Theogenesis rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
The image came to me as I slept. In my dream, I stood at the center of a tall hill, and though it was day I could see all the stars of the night sky. More, in fact. They were strewn across the…
Party Of The Year rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
“I don't see why you even like her,” said Lila. She took another drag and passed the joint to Minh. “She's a bitch.” Minh sighed and began smoking. “She is not. I don't know why you hate her so…
A Simple Paradigm Shift MissMercurial (author) 2014-04-23
"I just can't believe it. These people have no business shoving each other. We're all getting on the bus…Damn thing's empty, after all." The old black woman who'd lamented her fellow passengers'…
Bugs in the Process FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-04-24
Then there's the matter of the entomology department, over-budget for the fifth straight year. Not the most flattering statistic, considering that the most expensive incident in the department's…
Peace. I would settle for that. Bennings (author) 2014-04-26
The doors slid open, and I was trapped again. The three pairs of eyes pierced into me. I had been here for twenty one years; nothing had changed since then. I had attempted escape, of course, but…
Foundation Gripe Sheet toadking07 (author) 2014-04-30
Foundation personnel submit maintenance reports, also known as "gripe forms", to inform level 2 site mechanics about any problems they experience with containment cells and connected facilities. The…
A Defection Randomini (author) 2014-04-30
>cavalcade.bat -o -xk -scp 00315 LOADING… LOADED PROJECT CAVALCADE CONTINGENCY COMMISSION STANDPOINT: 47.6097° N, 122.3331° W CONTINGENCY 00315-XK-001 STARTING… ERROR [048500: INSECURE LINK]…

May 2014


Title Author Created
Nucleation Communism will win (author) 2014-05-07
of an L                                                                                                                             The pair conversed through the entire car ride, much to the…
There's Magic in the Air Ihp (author) 2014-05-08
I find the Theology Department to be quite troubling at this site. The Occult Studies subdivision in particular has been gum in the hair of Site 87 ever since it was founded. There are currently…
An Inspection TwistedGears (author) 2014-05-09
Arthur Rodrick gazed up at the massive building before him from underneath his umbrella. Giant glowing letters that read "Prometheus Labs, Inc." Arthur thought it a little odd to pick such an…
Ouroboric Tango Chubert (author) 2014-05-13
Jessie Moon sat on her bed with her back against the wall and her legs splayed out before her. Textbooks she hadn’t touched in weeks were strewn across the floor. Her bedroom’s unlit lamp cast warm,…
The Great Siege of Julabin REDbluewhiteyellow (author) 2014-05-20
The following is an excerpt taken from SCP-140, detailing the siege of the city-state Julabin located in what is now [REDACTED], Norway. *Note: Based on context as well as usage in previous…
Stuck Crayne (author) 2014-05-23
Thaddeus Xyank had spent the last thirty minutes reading up on the theory behind Type B XACTS and studying the blueprints. Once in a while he'd silently shaken his head, and there'd been muttering…
Spirit Dust weizhong (author) 2014-05-25
It was almost ready. Kaoru held the spoon carefully over the small lighter. After checking his watch, he opened the small paper packet with his left hand, while carefully holding the spoon and its…
Being Cactusman Riemann (author) 2014-05-26
Dreams have long been a point of contention for psychologists, full of vehement and loud opinions on what they mean. Some think that it's the brain going over the events of the day, while others…
A Crossing Bryx (author) 2014-05-27
"Iago, where are my other tea spoons?"                                                                                                                             Madame Lucia sat where she always…

June 2014


Title Author Created
Funding Kakroom (author)
2014-06-01
Written by Whatopercy                                                                                                                             "Five incidents. Zero recoveries. Eight…
Authenticity Trip Roget (author) 2014-06-01
January 6th, 2015. In Miami, there is an apartment. A studio one, stuffed with computers, beeping and booping, manned by a single, unwashed operator. There are many monitors, looking into seismic…
Bugbears AndarielHalo (author) 2014-06-06
"Behold, dummy," Won Won remarked clearly, poking at the paper with a crude little tube of ink, and scrawling a quick sketch of the building as it had appeared when they first entered it. Won Won…
Johnny's Wild Ride TroyL (author) 2014-06-12
Johnny was sitting at his computer desk, head hung low as the tears streamed down his cheeks. He couldn't believe that he'd found yet another internet community that he was exiled from. First it was…
The Brave Little– DrEverettMann (author) 2014-06-15
977 was special. It was indivisible, which was important to his people. Not as special as if he had been a mother as well, of course. But the people expected great things from him. The Creator…
Beneath Two Trees Djoric (author) 2014-06-19
In the age after the great Yeren fell on the Day of Flowers, in the days before the Flood, there was a man who lived in the West of the world, in the region between two rivers, and his name was…
Birth of the Cool Smapti (author) 2014-06-21
In the nineteenth century, the march of progress made it possible for the first time for human science to contemplate and comprehend those phenomena which had long seemed to contravene the laws of…
Implanting God Ihp (author) 2014-06-23
Oh Great Lord of Silicon, Lord of the Modern Age, give me the wisdom to comprehend your true form through the Great Computation, the energy to power my life and the lives of those around me, and…
Variations on a Schema Von Pincier (author) 2014-06-23
Sister-Legate Trunnion had arranged the meeting in Regulator Maintenance Room 25b. Though her freshly Standardized ears had no trouble hearing over the inspiring din of the Cathedral of Industry,…
Clippings Aelanna (author) 2014-06-23
U.N, Civil Rights Groups Slam US Military Over Controversial Weapons Programs (AP, Washington D.C.) — Public outrage has intensified as new evidence was leaked in the case of the US military's…
Birth by Guitar Zolgamax (author) 2014-06-24
Some people are fond of saying that those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. It would be more accurate to say that history is doomed to repeat itself. - Excerpt from The Coolest…
Simple Sketches Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-06-24
Researcher Conwell stood over the restraint table. SCP-1360 stared back. Its white plastic eyes seemed emotionless as it followed Conwell’s every move. Four security officers stood nearby, each…
Third Death Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
The decrepit fleshsack housing the consciousness of Amos Marshall groaned. He was not particularly comfortable. This was nothing new. He had not been particularly comfortable at all over the last…
Skitter Marshall Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
Skitter Marshall was cold, wet, and slightly miserable. The rain pelted down unrelentingly as he shivered and stared at an innocuous-seeming building. The townhouse Skitter stood outside of seemed…
Prologue: Water Coalesces And Descends As Rain SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-06-24
☦Rosa dreams of fifthism.☦ When Rosa went to sleep she had an odd dream. In it she was reminded of her childhood, times when she would talk with her grandfather and he would tell her of his own…
The Surfside Beat djkaktus (author) 2014-06-25
Umiko sat by the fire as it burned down slowly. The waves rolled quietly over the warm sand of the beach, occasionally crashing with a low rush of water and spray. In the light of the setting sun,…
Freaky Commodities Rejekyll (author)
2014-06-26
There were four men in the elevator. Two buff men in loose suits stood on the edges, staring blankly at the wall in front of them. Next to the left-most guard was a middle-aged British man with a…
Fik'ra Eskobar (author) 2014-06-26
Abd al-Rashid bin Tannous adjusted himself again in the uncomfortable plastic chair provided to him. The Office for the Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts operated on a limited budget, it was true,…
Touchdown Drewbear (author) 2014-06-27
It was a cold evening in the Utah desert. Sand and stone don't hold heat long without the sun shining on them, and a few hours past sunset was enough to radiate everything back out into the air. In…
Where's The Shadow Government When You Need Them? Roget (author) 2014-06-27
"Mister Hoover, your two o' clock is ready for you." It was the usual thing. J. Edgar Hoover's people took him down to one of the lower levels, in a rickety old elevator. They had a few re-purposed…
Robert Carter Randomini (author) 2014-06-28
Robert Carter was cool, calm, and collected. He straightened his deep blue tie, then parted his hair with a metal comb. The lights of the Las Vegas strip lit up the night as bright as day. Robert…
A Circus Milked Dry OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-06-29
A Circus of a Wreck » A few miles east of the remains of a fairgrounds, a gopher stuck its head out of its hole and squinted into the boiling afternoon heat. It looked around curiously, surveying…
Change the World AndarielHalo (author) 2014-06-29
Last thing Priscilla Locke remembered, she was drenched in sweat, her clothes being torn off of her and the crack of a gun close by, followed by pain and deafness. Then she was standing upright, her…
Riptide faminepulse (author)
2014-06-30
☦Fifthism manifests through Constellation Starfish.☦ Rosa walked up the sun-baked asphalt driveway to the front door. The little pink bungalow was not much more than peeling paint, chipped nautilus…
Going Out Of Book Gaffsey (author)
2014-06-30
"You're joking," Alison said. She addressed a chubby, sexless doll that sat in the middle of a circle formed of salt and iron filings. Its plastic face remained stuck in a permanently coy smile….
Who We Are Dr Reach (author) 2014-06-30
"There is no way you are drinking that." "Oh, but somebody has to." "You are just trying to spook me, aren't you? Tell me you are trying to spook me." "I don't think he is trying to spoo-ook you,…
The Heresy of Disassembly Ihp (author) 2014-06-30
Sometimes, when he was alone, Robert Bumaro wished he could weep. He sat in his private chamber, meditating on the words of the Broken God, feeling great pain. The Church was his life, his…

July 2014


Title Author Created
A Darke Tale - New Age Captain Cain (author) 2014-07-01
The perpetual fear of every slave owner, spanning not only these years, but of slavery as an institution, is that of rebellion. African slaves were frequently taken from warring tribes, speaking…
Who Are You? Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-01
Priscilla Locke was a tall, willowy woman, perhaps in her early thirties. Her gruff, detached expression remained shielded after a pair of sharp shades. Her movements as she left the black van were…
Iris Dark Randomini (author) 2014-07-01
Iris Dark was warm, comfortable, and filled with a vague sense of accomplishment. She sipped her hot cocoa and stared at the dully glowing screen. The rain poured down outside, the sun barely…
Breaking It Down For Me Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-02
Frank felt just a bit claustrophobic. The darkroom was, appropriately enough, a tiny, dark, hot and incredibly moist hellhole with an actual hole in the middle, which was enough for anyone to be a…
The Appalachian Scar faminepulse (author)
2014-07-02
☦The Last First Southern Fifthists. SCP-1982.☦ INFORMATION PACKAGE 23.A-F2 CODE: APPALACHIA Commentary from Joshua Greenfield I don't know if anything he's saying is true or not. Being a member of…
Cubes On A Slope Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-02
The expanse behind the hospital's hill was filled with people. Priscilla allowed her escort to guide her again between the tents that housed them that last night. People were preparing their move to…
Just Another Nobody Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
It was that soft twilight hour. The sun had fallen beneath the sea, signaling the youth on the beach that the time was right. The bonfire was lit and the music played. They laughed and danced….
What Nobody Wants Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
"We're not the bad guys. All that about us using anomalies to destroy or take over the world, it's nonsense! The fact is, the deck is stacked against us. With so much out there that could destroy…
Of Mats And Masquerades Eskobar (author) 2014-07-03
September 18th, 1957 Robert Parsley put a Concentrated Look on his face as the elevator door opened. This was Concentrated Look #3 that he was using today; he saw it fulfill his purpose adequately…
Family Ties Crayne (author) 2014-07-03
Elisa sighed contentedly as she sat in the moonlight, her head cradled in Tom's lap. He was just a lowly worker for the circus and she was a member of Fuller's collection of freaks, but while there…
Bed, Breakfast, Plague Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-03
"Good morning, up and about, rise and shine, blah blah blah!" Priscilla Locke got up at seven AM, sharp, Somalia time, thanks to the loud shouting that emanated from the walls, straight into her…
Greenery Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-04
"So, you work for the Bigger Man?" The Momio brothers, Enrico and Martino, were a couple of tall, dark, handsome men with a knack for satire and a disagreeable nature, or at least they used to have…
Over The Bonfire Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-04
Priscilla felt lost. Not literally lost, not anymore, of course; now she walked, loaded with the bundle she would not trust anyone else and rested inside her backpack, by the side of the massive…
The Face of God djkaktus (author) 2014-07-05
“Have you ever seen God, Clyde?” Morgan sat across from the sandy haired guitarist who, like usual, was tuning one of his several guitars. They had come together at Morgan’s apartment to write a…
Living in the Limelight Smapti (author) 2014-07-05
I believe it was Shakespeare who said "All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers and portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage." He was half-right….
Chasing Tails Drewbear (author) 2014-07-05
Mikhael Andreyev had never really liked Jews, and he despised Americans, so when he received a report that a pair of American Jew spies for the KGB had found evidence of a merzost in the…
Best as it Gets AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-05
The way it came out was miraculous. Last month it was an empty lot, with MCF operatives handing out food and clean water and offering medical services. The operatives were still there, working out…
Rain Leaking Through A Vendor's Roof SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-07-06
☦Fifthism puts on a show.☦ Clyde plucked the metal strings of his guitar with no audience save for his pet cat. The sound echoed against the walls of the apartment with no other harmony save for…
Polycephaly Chubert (author) 2014-07-06
Ian and Kyouko had run as soon as they knew that somebody was either trying to capture or kill them, and they had done nothing but run for the last five minutes. When the Way that had been their…
Preparation giant enemy spycrab (author) 2014-07-06
Thump. Thump. Knock. Knock. Knock. The noise gently shook the walls and floors of the small studio apartment. Thump. Thump. Thump. Knock. Knock. The wood carving of Richard Nixon rocked back and…
Land of Plenty AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-06
Everything had gone by so fast, just as Priscilla preferred. It gave her little time to sit and reflect on what had happened. How did people react when faced with world-shattering trauma,…
Sam Vivax (author) 2014-07-07
"Give me a red-eye." The crowd shifted as the counter cleared, pushing him to the front. He'd forgotten why he came in here, where the compulsion to buy coffee came from. The steamy, high-pitched…
Headhunted MissMercurial (author) 2014-07-07
The Machine had failed and Dr. Molly Jayawadena was fleeing. In a filthy subway bathroom, Molly smeared cheap bronzer on her face. The dollar store powder left grimy, muddy streaks on Molly's…
Cactus Insurgent TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-07
Consciousness slowly prodded at Cactusman's mind. A deluge of voices engulfed him in noise, and the unnatural grogginess he was bogged down by made it impossible to differentiate between them. He…
Of Teachers And Taxicabs Eskobar (author) 2014-07-07
Robert Parsley listened and watched as the rotor of the phone click-click-clicked from each of the numbers he dialed back to the black 0 at the top. After a short conversation with the operator, she…
Burden of Humanity AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-07
Dodger snorted obnoxiously at the picture of the hairy man-beast, "It's cute." They'd been calling it a spider-bear. Apparently its hands and head were more arachnid-like than mammalian, even though…
The Hammer Falls AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-07
You don't belong here. Priss winced. Silently, the creature swum over the calm, peaceful surface of the reservoir. It had been filtering the contents of the reservoir for as long as Priscilla had…
Breaking It All Down On Me Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-07
The creature that no longer resembled a Hippo and Enrico Momio's soul watched silently as both Locke sisters went away. And took the thing away with them. "The bloody hell was that," Enrico said. He…
Between Shelves rumetzen (author) 2014-07-07
This is a sequel to Going Out Of Book. You should probably read that first. At first, all she saw was darkness. Then a red glow crept in. She was lying on a cold, hard surface, staring up. There was…
Nothing Human A Random Day (author) 2014-07-07
"Following this event, settlements were quickly established. The interim leaders of the settlements, Omega-021, Epsilon-024, Zeta-031, and Gamma-050 decided that a meritocracy would form a solid…
Industrial Espionage A Random Day (author) 2014-07-07
The following document was collected in the aftermath of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Sensitive portions of the document have been removed. 7/16/87 Brand new entry in a brand new journal. This isn't my…
Gate of Janus Chubert (author) 2014-07-08
Ever since Zhi Xin had returned from leading the raid at Larissa, Arjun had watched her nibble on a stale piece of bread. Her face was scrunched in an expression that Arjun judged to be two parts…
Asymptomatic Carrier Chubert (author) 2014-07-08
By Arjun’s estimations, the Coalition was surprisingly professional for an organization that was barely three years old. There was something in the methodical, cold way that they operated that…
The Ant Chubert (author) 2014-07-08
Three days later, Arjun found Zhi Xin on the rooftop of the San Francisco headquarters. There was a smile on her face as pale and insubstantial as the moon itself. Cigarette smoke formed a light…
20 GOTO 10 FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-07-08
… A black sedan rolled down the street, electric quiet in the dead of night, toward "The Rusty Cam". A true hole in the wall, this place. Dumpster overflowing out front, smoke pouring from all the…
Taking a Break from All your Worries AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-08
You're fine like trans-Alpine wine, Prissy-bitch Her eyes were shut, and she daydreamed. It helped relax her, easing her breathing. It smelled horrible around her, but at least she could finally…
Siren's Song djkaktus (author)
faminepulse (author)
SoullessSingularity (author)
2014-07-08
☦Collaborated with djkaktus and Faminepulse.☦ Clyde and Umiko rode home in the darkness. For once, Clyde wasn’t tuning a guitar. He was tuning the radio instead, dialing station to station. Umiko…
Obligations Pemander007 (author) 2014-07-08
The beginning was defined primarily by separation. It was a mess of thoughts, of feelings. To be honest, it was difficult for one to say if it was truly an existence at all at that point, but it was…
Free Freaks OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-07-08
Kagome kagome Kago no naka no tori wa Itsu itsu deyaru Yoake no ban ni Tsuru to kame ga subetta. Ushiro no shoumen daare Yume Kurosawa hummed an old Japanese children's game song to herself as she…
Stolen, Gilded, Stolen, Saved Dexanote (author) 2014-07-08
I had been beautiful once… I suppose I’m beautiful still. But by the time I woke up they had already covered me in jewels and gold and ivory, put me on a steel rack and polished me to an unnatural…
Hava Eskobar (author) 2014-07-08
The American woman standing near one of the stands in the marketplace was the giveaway that Abd al-Rashid bin Tannous was in the right place. Abd al-Rashid, in the glow of the cultural tolerance…
A Filthy Scarecrow Waves His Arms Roget (author) 2014-07-08
On the flight back to Headquarters, Agent Fredericks mused on how familiar the blurry outline of Washington D.C below him was getting. Every week, it seemed, Director Hoover wanted them to come back…
Prisoners thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Family » "You know she's going to die, right? That you'll be asking a probable god to die?" "…" "Well, hell." The woman ground out her cigarette. "Better than an Earth-shaped hole in the…
Family thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
« Prisoners Showtime » Present Day Sigurrós Stefánsdóttir, the girl the Foundation called SCP-239, stirred in her coma-induced slumber. She was fidgeting anxiously in the dreamscape…
Showtime thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
« Family Sisters » Present Day Two months passed since the strange final interview with Joanna Cross. The day began on which the Foundation's mistake would end the world. But Kendra Campbell…
Sisters thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
« Showtime Present Day Sigurrós faced off against the faceless entity in front of her with growing curiosity. She sent out her thoughts again, and probed further this time, feeling her mind…
Birdseed Zyn (author) 2014-07-08
Twitter. Tweet. Chirp. Cheep. Glarblegurglewurblebruuuupslurp. There are many words for the sounds of birds, Sylvain Ailier thinks to himself. But it’s hard to get the sounds of the words right….
Queen's Gambit Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
On the night of the winter solstice, if the stars are right, Ullllllu the Warlock emerges from his cave and curses the moon. Life and death become inverted in a twisted exhibition of the decadent…
Pawn To E4 rumetzen (author) 2014-07-08
The guard shivered. Even through layers of nylon, fleece, wool, and polyester, the chill seeped into the bones. The wind roared around him, whipping up snow, branches, and dirt, pelting him with…
Castling By Hand Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
A nonsensical amount of distance away from home, across an infinifold interuniversal membrane, in an n1-deviated Earth where a series of assassinations had torn apart the United States in bloody…
House Of Gears, Part One Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
A valuable heuristic to follow when working in a science lab is this: for each piece of equipment worth more than twenty dollars, assume that, at some point, it will fail. To summarize for the…
House Of Gears, Part Two Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
I awoke on an examination table. Monitors built into the walls displayed medical information: height, weight, dental X-ray, MRI data. There were several unfamiliar charts that I couldn't read. I…
Time Petit Noir does not match any existing user name (author)
Gene R (translator)
2014-07-08
Time was slowly trickling down into the deep subterranean complex of Site 17, flooding its corridors, conquering containment chambers, drowning cells and labs, seeping through meter-thick blast…
Mothers' Love Pig_catapult (author) 2014-07-09
The passions of the dead can be vast and mighty, but we are not all-powerful. There are things I can never see. There are things I can never touch. There are things I can never overpower. Because of…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 4: Grammie Knows faminepulse (author)
2014-07-10
☦Allan is punished by Grammie. SCP-517.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA A monster ran the town of Salina, and mostly monsters dwelled there. The odd human happened along now…
Products Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-11
Ms. Harrison sat quietly in a rundown inner-city apartment, the table before her and the chair she sat in being the only furniture in the room. Directly across from her, four objects were obscured…
Manna Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-14
Manna. Manna the power, manna the food, manna the drink, manna the entity and Manna the Entity, manna the authority, manna the respect, manna in the far past, Manna the person. Manna. Who…
Mongrelization AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-16
"I'm not a racist, Rhie. I just recognize the world we live in and I adapt accordingly." The school officials gathered around the scene had masks on for the smell. Priss thought that a bit much. She…
The Interviews Kakroom (author)
2014-07-16
Written by Whatopercy                                                                                                                             I can't easily tell you the story of how I met…
Supply and Demand Crayne (author) 2014-07-16
He was back on Vaygach Island, staring out at the dead water of the Kara Sea. Behind him something burned. It was screaming, but it sounded hollow, like he was listening at the end of a long tunnel….
Boron Blisters TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-16
Jakeob Aldon stared at her bedroom ceiling, her limbs in odd places and cold sweat beginning to soak into her clothes. She took a few deep breaths and arranged her limbs in a bit more of an orderly…
Family Business Riemann (author) 2014-07-17
In all great family trees, there is a small and stunted little twig that is ill mentioned and highly embarrassing. A stain on the illustrious painting of heritage. A black sheep. A brown M&M. The…
Hands A Random Day (author) 2014-07-17
When you come across it, half-buried in the grass by the side of the walking path, the first thing that stands out is how comically out-of-place it is.The hideous ochre rust that adorns its surface…
A Chance at Freedom MorgiePie (author) 2014-07-17
The facility's power supply had been cut for the past twenty hours. God knows what put the lights out, but the more belligerent occupants were grateful. The darkness of the site blanketed every…
Motivation of Man AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-18
Civil wars, sectarian things, Sunni vs Shiite, you think the WestCivs cared anything about that? Locke sat in the 'waiting room', reading through the report that had been filed by her. 'Anabasis'…
Building Up Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-21
Researcher Conwell looked around his office. The few meager possessions he had used to decorate were now placed in a box on the desk. Conwell let out a deflating sigh. He wanted to say it had been a…
Rigged from the Start AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-23
They called it "Segregation" back then, they call it "Paternalism" now. The school had been closed down as a crime scene. Summer classes had been taking place, so the students were moved to nearby…
Amnestic Use Guide LurkD (author) 2014-07-23
[ACCESS RESTRICTED]                                                                     COVER PAGE CLASS-A CLASS-B CLASS-C CLASS-D CLASS-E CLASS-F O5 ACCESS ONLY SCP FOUNDATION AMNESTIC USE…
Covert Cursing TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-24
Jakeob Aldon stared at the clock hanging from the wall with a look alternating between utter focus and total boredom. She stood behind the register of Spicy Crust Pizza, attempting to will the hour…
Week 1: Looking for Stuff AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-25
The janitors clean the bathrooms. Otherwise, no one knows or does shit. To : SPF_Dodger@*.org From : CortezCae@*.org CC : MISSION WATCH GROUP SE ASIA Subject : "Stuff Co." Assets Dear Friends, Some…
Tearing Down Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-25
Saker #76 sat behind the desk of Dr. Gregg Collins, wearing a synthetic biological casing that was a genetic match to the doctor of the same name. Nearly two years prior, #76 had tracked down Dr….
The Broken Fifth LongWalkHome (author) 2014-07-26
The clockwork gears in Brother Diagram's head ached. Yes, they ached. It was nothing like the slow, dysfunctional grinding of a poorly calibrated Cognition Engine. Besides, he had just had his parts…
Week 1 Day 3: Finding some Stuff AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-26
Stuff Industry is dead and gone, Mr. Qian said coldly, "No money to be had there." The first two people Dodger had looked in to had had no idea what any of their co-workers even did, beyond seeing…
Week 2: Only Sane Man AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-29
Linens and Stuff, A Place for my Stuff, Stuff and Junk, Stuff Co., The Stuff Industry, and Stuff and Something Inc. Guy likes stuff. At this rate, Dodger was learning to sleep during flights….
Unless otherwise stated, the content of this page is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 License