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April 2014


Title Author Created
Cool War 2: Ruiz From Your Grave Randomini (author) 2014-04-01
unzip C00L_war_2_ru1z_fr0m_y0ur_gr4ve.7z Extracting 232 Files Extracted! del C00L_war_2_ru1z_fr0m_y0ur_gr4ve.7z Deleting Deleted! dir 001. Cool War: Death Rebirth (Summary) 002. The Dawn Of…
The Slow Asphyxiation Of Undiluted Ardor SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-04-02
☦A story that should have been cute.☦ There was nothing in this room but love for the little lizard. Barely twenty-five centimeters long, the twenty-five square meters of enclosure provided was a…
The Tinkerer weizhong (author) 2014-04-03
Once upon a time, there was a small cabin in the woods. The cabin was the home to an old man, greying and stooped over, yet possessing a kindly smile to all who he saw. The warm and cozy cabin was…
Bending Over Backwards Bennings (author) 2014-04-05
The office was neat. It clearly belonged to someone who had too much time on their hands. Every piece of paper on the desk was stacked neatly into three vertical piles, each the same height. There was…
Skip Jam Part One Bryx (author) 2014-04-07
People of Earth! You may call me Mr. Swackhammer!”                                                                                                                             The researcher sat…
Sparkle Spectacular ksaid (author) 2014-04-07
Bender's Day! The SCP Foundation's greatest (and only) holiday! It only comes once a year — except for last year when Bright slept through the first one and wanted a do-over. Bender's Day! A day when…
Null Space Chubert (author) 2014-04-08
“Step forwards, D-0912.” My name is Andrew Carter. D-0912’s feet carried him on a path, straight and true, across the threshold of the door. The bright glare of lights shone into his face. Jagged…
Shadow of a Doubt Dr Yucatan (author) 2014-04-11
Technician Palmer yawned. It was 0520, only 40 minutes until the end of his 6-hour shift. A shift spent in Monitoring Station Delta of Foundation Area-12, a shift that consisted of keeping watch over…
Triumph MisterBibs (author) 2014-04-17
Hello. Nice to meet you. I've brought you out of containment and took that tarp off you, for which you're welcome. To be honest, I shouldn't have done the latter; it's against the containment…
Tax Man Ihp (author) 2014-04-18
Site 87 is one of those sites the O5s don't generally like to talk about. However, they do still have to monitor us. So, every couple of years, they send out an auditor to make sure the site hasn't…
Someone Steals Aldon's Penis Randomini (author) 2014-04-21
One of the few things that Jakeob Aldon liked about having been born male was that she could urinate while standing up. It was with a mix of confusion and astonishment, then, that she rose from her…
Reality Check Zyn (author) 2014-04-21
Item #: [pending] / SCP-XXXX Object Class: Safe Doctor Kiryu sat at his office desk, assorted experiment logs strewn around his workspace as he scribbled on the topmost sheet of paper. He didn’t look…
A Multi-Universal Affair Ihp (author) 2014-04-21
First on my list is the Multi-U division. How this kind of breach of protocol has been allowed to continue is beyond me, Ms. Weiss. The entire function of this department appears to be intentional…
Theogenesis rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
The image came to me as I slept. In my dream, I stood at the center of a tall hill, and though it was day I could see all the stars of the night sky. More, in fact. They were strewn across the…
Party Of The Year rumetzen (author) 2014-04-23
“I don't see why you even like her,” said Lila. She took another drag and passed the joint to Minh. “She's a bitch.” Minh sighed and began smoking. “She is not. I don't know why you hate her so much.”…
A Simple Paradigm Shift MissMercurial (author) 2014-04-23
I just can't believe it. These people have no business shoving each other. We're all getting on the bus Damn thing's empty, after all. The old black woman who'd lamented her fellow passengers' lack…
Bugs in the Process FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-04-24
Then there's the matter of the entomology department, over-budget for the fifth straight year. Not the most flattering statistic, considering that the most expensive incident in the department's…
Peace. I would settle for that. Bennings (author) 2014-04-26
The doors slid open, and I was trapped again. The three pairs of eyes pierced into me. I had been here for twenty one years; nothing had changed since then. I had attempted escape, of course, but they…
SCP Foundation Gripe Sheet toadking07 (author) 2014-04-30
Foundation personnel submit maintenance reports, also known as gripe forms , to inform level 2 site mechanics about any problems they experience with containment cells and connected facilities. The…
A Defection Randomini (author) 2014-04-30
cavalcade.bat -o -xk -scp 00315 LOADING LOADED PROJECT CAVALCADE CONTINGENCY COMMISSION STANDPOINT: 47.6097° N, 122.3331° W CONTINGENCY 00315-XK-001 STARTING ERROR [048500: INSECURE LINK] …

May 2014


Title Author Created
Nucleation Communism will win (author) 2014-05-07
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There's Magic in the Air Ihp (author) 2014-05-08
I find the Theology Department to be quite troubling at this site. The Occult Studies subdivision in particular has been gum in the hair of Site 87 ever since it was founded. There are currently only…
An Inspection TwistedGears (author) 2014-05-09
Arthur Rodrick gazed up at the massive building before him from underneath his umbrella. Giant glowing letters that read Prometheus Labs, Inc. Arthur thought it a little odd to pick such an…
Ouroboric Tango Chubert (author) 2014-05-13
Jessie Moon sat on her bed with her back against the wall and her legs splayed out before her. Textbooks she hadn’t touched in weeks were strewn across the floor. Her bedroom’s unlit lamp cast warm,…
The Great Siege of Julabin REDbluewhiteyellow (author) 2014-05-20
The following is an excerpt taken from SCP-140, detailing the siege of the city-state Julabin located in what is now [REDACTED], Norway. *Note: Based on context as well as usage in previous passages,…
Stuck Crayne (author) 2014-05-23
Thaddeus Xyank had spent the last thirty minutes reading up on the theory behind Type B XACTS and studying the blueprints. Once in a while he'd silently shaken his head, and there'd been muttering…
Spirit Dust weizhong (author) 2014-05-25
It was almost ready. Kaoru held the spoon carefully over the small lighter. After checking his watch, he opened the small paper packet with his left hand, while carefully holding the spoon and its…
Being Cactusman Riemann (author) 2014-05-26
Dreams have long been a point of contention for psychologists, full of vehement and loud opinions on what they mean. Some think that it's the brain going over the events of the day, while others…
A Crossing Bryx (author) 2014-05-27
Iago, where are my other tea spoons?                                                                                                                             Madame Lucia sat where she always…

June 2014


Title Author Created
Funding A Vacuum (author) 2014-06-01
Written by Whatopercy                                                                                                                             Five incidents. Zero recoveries. Eight casualties. …
Authenticity Trip Roget (author) 2014-06-01
January 6th, 2015. In Miami, there is an apartment. A studio one, stuffed with computers, beeping and booping, manned by a single, unwashed operator. There are many monitors, looking into seismic…
Bugbears AndarielHalo (author) 2014-06-06
Behold, dummy, Won Won remarked clearly, poking at the paper with a crude little tube of ink, and scrawling a quick sketch of the building as it had appeared when they first entered it. Won Won was…
Johnny's Wild Ride TroyL (author) 2014-06-12
Johnny was sitting at his computer desk, head hung low as the tears streamed down his cheeks. He couldn't believe that he'd found yet another internet community that he was exiled from. First it was…
The Brave Little– DrEverettMann (author) 2014-06-15
977 was special. It was indivisible, which was important to his people. Not as special as if he had been a mother as well, of course. But the people expected great things from him. The Creator thought…
Beneath Two Trees Djoric (author) 2014-06-19
In the age after the great Yeren fell on the Day of Flowers, in the days before the Flood, there was a man who lived in the West of the world, in the region between two rivers, and his name was Adam….
Birth of the Cool Smapti (author) 2014-06-21
In the nineteenth century, the march of progress made it possible for the first time for human science to contemplate and comprehend those phenomena which had long seemed to contravene the laws of…
Implanting God Ihp (author) 2014-06-23
Oh Great Lord of Silicon, Lord of the Modern Age, give me the wisdom to comprehend your true form through the Great Computation, the energy to power my life and the lives of those around me, and the…
Variations on a Schema Von Pincier (author) 2014-06-23
Sister-Legate Trunnion had arranged the meeting in Regulator Maintenance Room 25b. Though her freshly Standardized ears had no trouble hearing over the inspiring din of the Cathedral of Industry, she…
Clippings Aelanna (author) 2014-06-23
U.N, Civil Rights Groups Slam US Military Over Controversial Weapons Programs (AP, Washington D.C.) Public outrage has intensified as new evidence was leaked in the case of the US military's…
Birth by Guitar Zolgamax (author) 2014-06-24
Some people are fond of saying that those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. It would be more accurate to say that history is doomed to repeat itself. - Excerpt from The Coolest…
Simple Sketches Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-06-24
Researcher Conwell stood over the restraint table. SCP-1360 stared back. Its white plastic eyes seemed emotionless as it followed Conwell’s every move. Four security officers stood nearby, each…
Third Death Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
The decrepit fleshsack housing the consciousness of Amos Marshall groaned. He was not particularly comfortable. This was nothing new. He had not been particularly comfortable at all over the last…
Skitter Marshall Randomini (author) 2014-06-24
Skitter Marshall was cold, wet, and slightly miserable. The rain pelted down unrelentingly as he shivered and stared at an innocuous-seeming building. The townhouse Skitter stood outside of seemed…
Prologue: Water Coalesces And Descends As Rain SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-06-24
☦Rosa dreams of fifthism.☦ When Rosa went to sleep she had an odd dream. In it she was reminded of her childhood, times when she would talk with her grandfather and he would tell her of his…
The Surfside Beat djkaktus (author) 2014-06-25
Umiko sat by the fire as it burned down slowly. The waves rolled quietly over the warm sand of the beach, occasionally crashing with a low rush of water and spray. In the light of the setting…
Freaky Commodities Reject (author) 2014-06-26
There were four men in the elevator. Two buff men in loose suits stood on the edges, staring blankly at the wall in front of them. Next to the left-most guard was a middle-aged British man with a…
Fik'ra Eskobar (author) 2014-06-26
Abd al-Rashid bin Tannous adjusted himself again in the uncomfortable plastic chair provided to him. The Office for the Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts operated on a limited budget, it was true, and…
Touchdown Drewbear (author) 2014-06-27
It was a cold evening in the Utah desert. Sand and stone don't hold heat long without the sun shining on them, and a few hours past sunset was enough to radiate everything back out into the air. In…
Where's The Shadow Government When You Need Them? Roget (author) 2014-06-27
Mister Hoover, your two o' clock is ready for you. It was the usual thing. J. Edgar Hoover's people took him down to one of the lower levels, in a rickety old elevator. They had a few re-purposed…
Robert Carter Randomini (author) 2014-06-28
Robert Carter was cool, calm, and collected. He straightened his deep blue tie, then parted his hair with a metal comb. The lights of the Las Vegas strip lit up the night as bright as day. Robert…
A Circus Milked Dry OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-06-29
A Circus of a Wreck A few miles east of the remains of a fairgrounds, a gopher stuck its head out of its hole and squinted into the boiling afternoon heat. It looked around curiously, surveying…
Change the World AndarielHalo (author) 2014-06-29
Last thing Priscilla Locke remembered, she was drenched in sweat, her clothes being torn off of her and the crack of a gun close by, followed by pain and deafness. Then she was standing upright, her…
Riptide Faminepulse (author) 2014-06-30
☦Fifthism manifests through Constellation Starfish.☦ Rosa walked up the sun-baked asphalt driveway to the front door. The little pink bungalow was not much more than peeling paint, chipped nautilus…
Going Out Of Book Gaffney (author) 2014-06-30
You're joking, Alison said. She addressed a chubby, sexless doll that sat in the middle of a circle formed of salt and iron filings. Its plastic face remained stuck in a permanently coy smile. …
Who We Are Dr Reach (author) 2014-06-30
There is no way you are drinking that. Oh, but somebody has to. You are just trying to spook me, aren't you? Tell me you are trying to spook me. I don't think he is trying to spoo-ook you,…
The Heresy of Disassembly Ihp (author) 2014-06-30
Sometimes, when he was alone, Robert Bumaro wished he could weep. He sat in his private chamber, meditating on the words of the Broken God, feeling great pain. The Church was his life, his directive,…

July 2014


Title Author Created
A Darke Tale - New Age Captain Cain (author) 2014-07-01
The perpetual fear of every slave owner, spanning not only these years, but of slavery as an institution, is that of rebellion. African slaves were frequently taken from warring tribes, speaking…
Who Are You? Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-01
Priscilla Locke was a tall, willowy woman, perhaps in her early thirties. Her gruff, detached expression remained shielded after a pair of sharp shades. Her movements as she left the black van were…
Iris Dark Randomini (author) 2014-07-01
Iris Dark was warm, comfortable, and filled with a vague sense of accomplishment. She sipped her hot cocoa and stared at the dully glowing screen. The rain poured down outside, the sun barely peeking…
Breaking It Down For Me Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-02
Frank felt just a bit claustrophobic. The darkroom was, appropriately enough, a tiny, dark, hot and incredibly moist hellhole with an actual hole in the middle, which was enough for anyone to be a…
The Appalachian Scar Faminepulse (author) 2014-07-02
☦The Last First Southern Fifthists. SCP-1982.☦ INFORMATION PACKAGE 23.A-F2 CODE: APPALACHIA Commentary from Joshua Greenfield I don't know if anything he's saying is true or not. Being a member of…
Cubes On A Slope Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-02
The expanse behind the hospital's hill was filled with people. Priscilla allowed her escort to guide her again between the tents that housed them that last night. People were preparing their move to…
Just Another Nobody Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
It was that soft twilight hour. The sun had fallen beneath the sea, signaling the youth on the beach that the time was right. The bonfire was lit and the music played. They laughed and danced….
What Nobody Wants Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
We're not the bad guys. All that about us using anomalies to destroy or take over the world, it's nonsense! The fact is, the deck is stacked against us. With so much out there that could destroy…
Of Mats And Masquerades Eskobar (author) 2014-07-03
September 18th, 1957 Robert Parsley put a Concentrated Look on his face as the elevator door opened. This was Concentrated Look #3 that he was using today; he saw it fulfill his purpose adequately as…
Family Ties Crayne (author) 2014-07-03
Elisa sighed contentedly as she sat in the moonlight, her head cradled in Tom's lap. He was just a lowly worker for the circus and she was a member of Fuller's collection of freaks, but while there…
Bed, Breakfast, Plague Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-03
Good morning, up and about, rise and shine, blah blah blah! Priscilla Locke got up at seven AM, sharp, Somalia time, thanks to the loud shouting that emanated from the walls, straight into her ears….
Greenery Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-04
So, you work for the Bigger Man? The Momio brothers, Enrico and Martino, were a couple of tall, dark, handsome men with a knack for satire and a disagreeable nature, or at least they used to have…
Over The Bonfire Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-04
Priscilla felt lost. Not literally lost, not anymore, of course; now she walked, loaded with the bundle she would not trust anyone else and rested inside her backpack, by the side of the massive…
The Face of God djkaktus (author) 2014-07-05
“Have you ever seen God, Clyde?” Morgan sat across from the sandy haired guitarist who, like usual, was tuning one of his several guitars. They had come together at Morgan’s apartment…
Living in the Limelight Smapti (author) 2014-07-05
I believe it was Shakespeare who said All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers and portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage. He was half-right….
Chasing Tails Drewbear (author) 2014-07-05
Mikhael Andreyev had never really liked Jews, and he despised Americans, so when he received a report that a pair of American Jew spies for the KGB had found evidence of a merzost in the Southwestern…
Best as it Gets AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-05
The way it came out was miraculous. Last month it was an empty lot, with MCF operatives handing out food and clean water and offering medical services. The operatives were still there, working out of…
Rain Leaking Through A Vendor's Roof SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-07-06
☦Fifthism puts on a show.☦ Clyde plucked the metal strings of his guitar with no audience save for his pet cat. The sound echoed against the walls of the apartment with no other harmony save for…
Polycephaly Chubert (author) 2014-07-06
Ian and Kyouko had run as soon as they knew that somebody was either trying to capture or kill them, and they had done nothing but run for the last five minutes. When the Way that had been their…
Preparation giant enemy spycrab (author) 2014-07-06
Thump. Thump. Knock. Knock. Knock. The noise gently shook the walls and floors of the small studio apartment. Thump. Thump. Thump. Knock. Knock. The wood carving of Richard Nixon rocked back and forth…
Land of Plenty AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-06
Everything had gone by so fast, just as Priscilla preferred. It gave her little time to sit and reflect on what had happened. How did people react when faced with world-shattering trauma, irrevocably…
Sam Vivax (author) 2014-07-07
Give me a red-eye. The crowd shifted as the counter cleared, pushing him to the front. He'd forgotten why he came in here, where the compulsion to buy coffee came from. The steamy, high-pitched…
Headhunted MissMercurial (author) 2014-07-07
The Machine had failed and Dr. Molly Jayawadena was fleeing. In a filthy subway bathroom, Molly smeared cheap bronzer on her face. The dollar store powder left grimy, muddy streaks on Molly's…
Cactus Insurgent TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-07
Consciousness slowly prodded at Cactusman's mind. A deluge of voices engulfed him in noise, and the unnatural grogginess he was bogged down by made it impossible to differentiate between them. He…
Of Teachers And Taxicabs Eskobar (author) 2014-07-07
Robert Parsley listened and watched as the rotor of the phone click-click-clicked from each of the numbers he dialed back to the black 0 at the top. After a short conversation with the operator, she…
Burden of Humanity AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-07
Dodger snorted obnoxiously at the picture of the hairy man-beast, It's cute. They'd been calling it a spider-bear. Apparently its hands and head were more arachnid-like than mammalian, even though…
The Hammer Falls AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-07
You don't belong here. Priss winced. Silently, the creature swum over the calm, peaceful surface of the reservoir. It had been filtering the contents of the reservoir for as long as Priscilla had…
Between Shelves rumetzen (author) 2014-07-07
This is a sequel to Going Out Of Book. You should probably read that first. At first, all she saw was darkness. Then a red glow crept in. She was lying on a cold, hard surface, staring up. There was…
Breaking It All Down On Me Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-07
The creature that no longer resembled a Hippo and Enrico Momio's soul watched silently as both Locke sisters went away. And took the thing away with them. The bloody hell was that, Enrico said. He…
Nothing Human A Random Day (author) 2014-07-07
Following this event, settlements were quickly established. The interim leaders of the settlements, Omega-021, Epsilon-024, Zeta-031, and Gamma-050 decided that a meritocracy would form a solid…
Industrial Espionage A Random Day (author) 2014-07-07
The following document was collected in the aftermath of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Sensitive portions of the document have been removed. 7/16/87 Brand new entry in a brand new journal. This isn't my…
Gate of Janus Chubert (author) 2014-07-08
Ever since Zhi Xin had returned from leading the raid at Larissa, Arjun had watched her nibble on a stale piece of bread. Her face was scrunched in an expression that Arjun judged to be two parts…
Asymptomatic Carrier Chubert (author) 2014-07-08
By Arjun’s estimations, the Coalition was surprisingly professional for an organization that was barely three years old. There was something in the methodical, cold way that they operated that…
The Ant Chubert (author) 2014-07-08
Three days later, Arjun found Zhi Xin on the rooftop of the San Francisco headquarters. There was a smile on her face as pale and insubstantial as the moon itself. Cigarette smoke formed a light cloud…
20 GOTO 10 FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-07-08
… A black sedan rolled down the street, electric quiet in the dead of night, toward The Rusty Cam . A true hole in the wall, this place. Dumpster overflowing out front, smoke pouring from all the…
Taking a Break from All your Worries AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-08
You're fine like trans-Alpine wine, Prissy-bitch Her eyes were shut, and she daydreamed. It helped relax her, easing her breathing. It smelled horrible around her, but at least she could finally…
First Locke Donation AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-08
Of Interest: trans-reality, trans-reality transference, non-entropic, device, donation. Cornucopian? Graciously donated by Ms. Priscilla Locke. Of Interest: trans-reality, trans-reality…
Siren's Song Faminepulse (author)
djkaktus (author)
SoullessSingularity (author)
2014-07-08
☦Collaborated with djkaktus and Faminepulse.☦ Clyde and Umiko rode home in the darkness. For once, Clyde wasn’t tuning a guitar. He was tuning the radio instead, dialing station to station. Umiko…
Obligations Pemander007 (author) 2014-07-08
The beginning was defined primarily by separation. It was a mess of thoughts, of feelings. To be honest, it was difficult for one to say if it was truly an existence at all at that point, but it was…
Free Freaks OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-07-08
Kagome kagome Kago no naka no tori wa Itsu itsu deyaru Yoake no ban ni Tsuru to kame ga subetta. Ushiro no shoumen daare Yume Kurosawa hummed an old Japanese children's game song to herself as she…
Stolen, Gilded, Stolen, Saved Dexanote (author) 2014-07-08
I had been beautiful once… I suppose I’m beautiful still. But by the time I woke up they had already covered me in jewels and gold and ivory, put me on a steel rack and polished me to an unnatural…
Hava Eskobar (author) 2014-07-08
The American woman standing near one of the stands in the marketplace was the giveaway that Abd al-Rashid bin Tannous was in the right place. Abd al-Rashid, in the glow of the cultural tolerance that…
Where Your Eyes Don't Go Roget (author) 2014-07-08
On the flight back to Headquarters, Agent Fredericks mused on how familiar the blurry outline of Washington D.C below him was getting. Every week, it seemed, Director Hoover wanted them to come back…
Sisters thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Showtime Present Day Sigurrós faced off against the faceless entity in front of her with growing curiosity. She sent out her thoughts again, and probed further this time, feeling her mind enmesh…
Showtime thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Family Sisters Present Day Two months passed since the strange final interview with Joanna Cross. The day began on which the Foundation's mistake would end the world. But Kendra Campbell did…
Family thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Prisoners Showtime Present Day Sigurrós Stefánsdóttir, the girl the Foundation called SCP-239, stirred in her coma-induced slumber. She was fidgeting anxiously in the dreamscape constructed…
Prisoners thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Family You know she's going to die, right? That you'll be asking a probable god to die? Well, hell. The woman ground out her cigarette. Better than an Earth-shaped hole in the universe. …
Birdseed Zyn (author) 2014-07-08
Twitter. Tweet. Chirp. Cheep. Glarblegurglewurblebruuuupslurp. There are many words for the sounds of birds, Sylvain Ailier thinks to himself. But it’s hard to get the sounds of the words right….
Queen's Gambit Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
On the night of the winter solstice, if the stars are right, Ullllllu the Warlock emerges from his cave and curses the moon. Life and death become inverted in a twisted exhibition of the decadent…
Pawn To E4 rumetzen (author) 2014-07-08
The guard shivered. Even through layers of nylon, fleece, wool, and polyester, the chill seeped into the bones. The wind roared around him, whipping up snow, branches, and dirt, pelting him with…
Castling By Hand Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
A nonsensical amount of distance away from home, across an infinifold interuniversal membrane, in an n1-deviated Earth where a series of assassinations had torn apart the United States in bloody…
House Of Gears, Part One Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
A valuable heuristic to follow when working in a science lab is this: for each piece of equipment worth more than twenty dollars, assume that, at some point, it will fail. To summarize for the layman,…
House Of Gears, Part Two Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
I awoke on an examination table. Monitors built into the walls displayed medical information: height, weight, dental X-ray, MRI data. There were several unfamiliar charts that I couldn't read. I sat…
Time Petit Noir (author)
Gene R (translator)
2014-07-08
Time was slowly trickling down into the deep subterranean complex of Site 17, flooding its corridors, conquering containment chambers, drowning cells and labs, seeping through meter-thick blast doors…
Mothers' Love Pig_catapult (author) 2014-07-09
The passions of the dead can be vast and mighty, but we are not all-powerful. There are things I can never see. There are things I can never touch. There are things I can never overpower. Because of…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 4: Grammie Knows Faminepulse (author) 2014-07-10
☦Allan is punished by Grammie. SCP-517.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA A monster ran the town of Salina, and mostly monsters dwelled there. The odd human happened along now…
GOI-001: Chicago Spirit PeppersGhost (author) 2014-07-10
The anomalous crime syndicate from Chicago, Illinois                                                                                                                             ca. 1938 I don't…
Products Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-11
Ms. Harrison sat quietly in a rundown inner city apartment, the table before her and the chair she sat in being the only furniture in the room. Directly across from her four objects were obscured…
Manna Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-14
Manna. Manna the…
Mongrelization AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-16
I'm not a racist, Rhie. I just recognize the world we live in and I adapt accordingly. The school officials gathered around the scene had masks on for the smell. Priss thought that a bit much. She…
The Interviews A Vacuum (author) 2014-07-16
Written by Whatopercy                                                                                                                             I can't easily tell you the story of how I met…
Supply and Demand Crayne (author) 2014-07-16
He was back on Vaygach Island, staring out at the dead water of the Kara Sea. Behind him something burned. It was screaming, but it sounded hollow, like he was listening at the end of a long tunnel….
Boron Blisters TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-16
Jakeob Aldon stared at her bedroom ceiling, her limbs in odd places and cold sweat beginning to soak into her clothes. She took a few deep breaths and arranged her limbs in a bit more of an orderly…
Family Business Riemann (author) 2014-07-17
In all great family trees, there is a small and stunted little twig that is ill mentioned and highly embarrassing. A stain on the illustrious painting of heritage. A black sheep. A brown M M. The…
Hands A Random Day (author) 2014-07-17
When you come across it, half-buried in the grass by the side of the walking path, the first thing that stands out is how comically out-of-place it is.The hideous ochre rust that adorns its surface is…
A Chance at Freedom MorgiePie (author) 2014-07-17
The facility's power supply had been cut for the past twenty hours. God knows what put the lights out, but the more belligerent occupants were grateful. The darkness of the site blanketed every cell,…
Motivation of Man AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-18
Civil wars, sectarian things, Sunni vs Shiite, you think the WestCivs cared anything about that? Locke sat in the 'waiting room', reading through the report that had been filed by her. 'Anabasis' was…
Building Up Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-21
Researcher Conwell looked around his office. The few meager possessions he had used to decorate were now placed in a box on the desk. Conwell let out a deflating sigh. He wanted to say it had been a…
Rigged from the Start AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-23
They called it Segregation back then, they call it Paternalism now. The school had been closed down as a crime scene. Summer classes had been taking place, so the students were moved to nearby…
Amnestic Use Guide LurkD (author) 2014-07-23
[ACCESS RESTRICTED]                                                                     COVER PAGE CLASS-A CLASS-B CLASS-C CLASS-D CLASS-E CLASS-F O5 ACCESS ONLY SCP FOUNDATION AMNESTIC USE…
Covert Cursing TwistedGears (author) 2014-07-24
Jakeob Aldon stared at the clock hanging from the wall with a look alternating between utter focus and total boredom. She stood behind the register of Spicy Crust Pizza, attempting to will the hour…
Week 1: Looking for Stuff AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-25
The janitors clean the bathrooms. Otherwise, no one knows or does shit. To : SPF_Dodger@*.org From : CortezCae@*.org CC : MISSION WATCH GROUP SE ASIA Subject : Stuff Co. Assets Dear Friends, Some…
Tearing Down Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-07-25
Saker #76 sat behind the desk of Dr. Gregg Collins, wearing a synthetic biological casing that was a genetic match to the doctor of the same name. Nearly two years prior, #76 had tracked down Dr….
The Broken Fifth LongWalkHome (author) 2014-07-26
The clockwork gears in Brother Diagram's head ached. Yes, they ached. It was nothing like the slow, dysfunctional grinding of a poorly calibrated Cognition Engine. Besides, he had just had his parts…
Week 1 Day 3: Finding some Stuff AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-26
Stuff Industry is dead and gone, Mr. Qian said coldly, No money to be had there. The first two people Dodger had looked in to had had no idea what any of their co-workers even did, beyond seeing…
Week 2: Only Sane Man AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-29
Linens and Stuff, A Place for my Stuff, Stuff and Junk, Stuff Co., The Stuff Industry, and Stuff and Something Inc. Guy likes stuff. At this rate, Dodger was learning to sleep during flights….
Oxidation Von Pincier (author) 2014-07-30
Trailing fire, the orb sailed across times and spaces, its sheer momentum carrying it inexorably through the barriers between universes. In some, ones where the laws of physics weren’t as honest and…

August 2014


Title Author Created
Swing Shift LurkD (author) 2014-08-03
Should be an easier shift tonight.                                                               Greg Collier, ENGINEERING Fri, Jul 31, 01:33 Fucking new hires. Yeah, sucks. Should be an…
Week 3 Day 3: End of Line AndarielHalo (author) 2014-08-03
Dodger. Why couldn't the woman just be normal for once? Vangen was a mess as they sat him down. His eyes red and puffy, snot dribbling from his nose. Caecilia patted him on the shoulder, holding his…
Aryanne's Tail MrRonin (author) 2014-08-05
You have been IP Banned. A young man was sitting in front of his computer screen. He donned a stained white tee and frayed shorts. His disheveled hair covered his face as the fan behind him blew…
15-11-2012 Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-08-06
The air was still as snow fell upon a forest clearing outside of Minsk. Here and there a few dead tuffs of grass would appear above the powder, but otherwise the blanket of snow was pristine. At the…
The Foundation never changes ChrisAKAPiefish (author) 2014-08-07
War. War never changes. When the Foundation first started out, they believed their goal to save humanity from the terrors of the world would last forever, that they'd be able to find and contain that…
Adventuring Interlude Djoric (author) 2014-08-09
During a particular road trip adventure… A new toy rolled off the production line at the Wondertainment toy factory. It was a cube. The cube was grey, and consisted of six sides, none of which were…
Some of These Things Don’t Need Food Nonsense (author) 2014-08-10
I have been with the Foundation for a few years now, but never in this deep. Up until now I had just been serving meals to the human test subjects. It felt like serving meals to prisoners – and some…
The Urge that Betrays Crayne (author) 2014-08-11
It all started when stingrays started spewing from the air vents. Dr. Daniel Horatio Aeslinger, Psy.D., the psychologist currently on temporary assignment at Site-82, tapped his pencil against his…
Unusual Happenings Ihp (author) 2014-08-13
Christmastime in Ohio used to mean bright lights all over, moderately snowy weather, and people who were normally the scum of the Earth giving some token effort to donate to the Salvation Army or the…
In The End: We Dare Not Go A Hunting TheDuckman (author) 2014-08-14
Site 19 It's not supposed to be this way. The girl crossed her arms, staring at the figure in the bed. She was talking, but not to any of the doctors who moved back and forth from their machinery…
Eulogies weizhong (author) 2014-08-14
The pallbearers carried out the coffin to the center of the grassy area. Dr. Louef assisted them, as the members of Site 118’s Gamma Wing slowly filed into the audience, dressed in respectful mourning…
In The End: Fiat Lux TheDuckman (author) 2014-08-15
The alarms were still going off. Red lights flashing to indicate a Keter had breached containment. The most important information played over the speakers, subsequent information broadcast to…
Catalysis Von Pincier (author) 2014-08-16
N.B.: This tale is a direct sequel to Oxidation. It is highly recommended that you read it and the SCP articles associated with it before continuing. SCP-1917 is one of the most difficult passive or…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Once more... TroyL (author) 2014-08-18
You're rather resilient, aren't you? I thought we'd be done with this by now. It feels like we started a long time ago, doesn't it? It feels that way to me. It feels like this should have been…
Talks With the Family Djoric (author) 2014-08-22
This tale is a continuation of the Esoteric Warfare Unit from Three Sleepless Nights, and contains some reference to Walk The Floor A stuffed alligator with googly-eyes the size of golf balls sat…
Murder Mystery TroyL (author) 2014-08-22
I've dealt with a few dozen murders since I started working for the Foundation, but this was the first time I’d ever had the pleasure of actually interviewing the person killed. My name is Agent…
The Greater SCP Foundation Exploration Series, Part 12-The Akiva System Jekeled (author) 2014-08-22
This transcript is available to all hearing-impaired persons, and can be cited in lieu of the video per acceptable standards. NARRATOR: [Dramatically] A decade ago, researchers made a startling…
Three Farewells TwistedGears (author)
Jacob Conwell (author)
djkaktus (author)
2014-08-22
An FAQ; Or, What The Hell Is A Hume? Jekeled (author) 2014-08-22
Q: So what the hell is a Hume? A: A good and completely original question! A Hume is a way to determine the strength and/or amount of reality in a given area. Now, you may have issues with reality…
An Faq Part Two; Or, Your Hume Questions Answered Jekeled (author) 2014-08-23
Do you, too, have a question (or questions) about Humes? Put them down below and they will be answered. Q: What do areas of high (or low) Hume concentration look like? -Dr. S A: An area of low Hume…
Voice of Decay AndarielHalo (author) 2014-08-26
The house hadn't been wrecked. That at least was a blessing. She hadn't known Rhiannon to be a peaceful drunk, and it had been two days since Priss had punched her out. She'd left the lights on before…
A Suicide Note Ihp (author) 2014-08-26
I am going to kill myself. Who am I kidding? I probably can't even die at this point. I know that the cyanide I injected isn't working because of the antitoxins put into my blood over a decade ago….
Divine Demands TwistedGears (author) 2014-08-27
Jakeob Aldon stared at the card that Felix Cori had given her. Or maybe she should start calling him The Critic. She let out a sigh and stretched out across her bed, flipping the card between her…
Fourth and Long djkaktus (author) 2014-08-27
Welcome back, sports fans! This is Hermes Evaristas, and with me as always is Eupraxia Kassandros. If you're just joining us, the score is 24-28, and we've reached the two-minute warning in the…
This is Only a Test Abhainn (author) 2014-08-28
Agent Meyers felt something cold on his thigh, rousing him enough to realize that he also had a headache. Meyers had been hungover more than once before and began to catalog the telltale signs except…

September 2014


Title Author Created
The Shark, Pt.1 Technician Downs (author) 2014-09-04
The Lion’s Head Hotel was not a hotel. The word “hotel” typically evokes the mental image of one of those swanky, New York City high-rise hotels, with red velvet carpeting in the lobby and…
Good As New Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-09-07
Aaron Howell sat quietly on his bed. While a normal eleven year old boy might be busy creating epic space battles with his toys, this one just did not have the energy. The late afternoon sun peered in…
Miss Heir TwistedGears (author) 2014-09-08
Felicia had always hated the snow. It was cold, it was wet, and she was one of the few kids who were actually upset when school was canceled. On top of all that, it rendered her already shoddy vehicle…
Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-08
Going Straight To Hell In A Lincoln Continental | DNM | I Double E - | - | - OPERATION CANNERY ROW Keeping Our Friends Close, Whether They Like It Or Not As part of our continued effort to…
Of Meetings and Meals weizhong (author) 2014-09-08
“Papa, papa!” The young girl’s shrieks greeted Katsuo Tanaka as he opened the door. With a weary smile on his face, the detective knelt down to grab his daughter in a hug. “Looks like someone’s happy…
Kingdom of Stone: The End of a Man Nanoro (author) 2014-09-09
I walked. I knew my end was near. I had not felt my feet for ages now, Overseer knows for how long. They used to ache, but that stopped quickly. As soon as they began to turn to stone, that is. I am…
Postgame djkaktus (author) 2014-09-09
Hail! Hail!, to old Alexylva! Bastion of the noble and the brave! Glory be to proud Alexylva! May her mighty banners raise! Cron Apostolou sat on a bleacher near the back of the locker room,…
Kingdom of Stone: The Under-Class AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-10
When I saw the sky open, I suspected they would make their attempt there. What I expected was a bumbling mass of men, noise and frenzy, cowed by the glint of steel. At worst, some would die….
Fault Lines Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-12
Quinine’s bitter, sugar’s sweet! The music blared. It was the only way she could stay alert in the early mornings. Regional Director Kate McTiriss drummed her fingers on the desk, whiny lo-fi music…
Going Straight To Hell In A Lincoln Continental Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-12
Fault Lines | DNM | Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 - | - | - McTiriss, Solowski, Houghton and Perez stumbled, but landed on their feet. The ninety-degree shift in gravity upon jumping…
The Hyacinth Hymnal Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-13
I Double E | DNM | Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook - | - | - SCP Foundation Audio Database File 98A07 - Excerpts from the Hyacinth Hymnal, 2012–13. A shortwave radio…
Rot AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-15
'How're the hormones treating you?' Priss nodded. Sharpe gripped her fingers on her thigh, clearly more affected by it than Priscilla Locke was, That's . She does it in front of other people? …
I Double E Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-15
Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 | DNM | The Hyacinth Hymnal - | - | - I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the…
Memory of a Masterpiece Zyn (author) 2014-09-16
Expedition log ███ Item Class: Not Applicable (anomalous object) Current Location: deciduous forest in ██████, ███████ (relocation discouraged) Temporary Designation: AO-9131 Day 1 Notes: AO-9131…
Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-17
The Hyacinth Hymnal | DNM | Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation Regional Print Media Archive - | - | - 1. Visions Of Sugared Pastry Cooked Up In Clarified Butter The smell of…
Exasperated Efforts TwistedGears (author) 2014-09-19
Jakeob Aldon glared at Felix Cori, and Felix smugged at her. Smugged is now a word, it is the past-tense of smug, which is also now a verb. It means to be in a state of deserving a punch in your…
Shellfish For Breakfast InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-09-23
The biologists observed as the former canine spewed its guts from its new thoracic orifice. It used them like a clam's foot to drag itself across the linoleum floor. Nathaniel's expression was one of…
Potent Drug AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-23
like the deepest orgasm couldn't achieve, nor the sweetest liqueur Priss watched as the Anabasis came on, sending that familiar streak of cool air through the room, and the man-shaped mass was…
Kingdom Of Stone: A Monolithic Species AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-24
She missed the sun. It was still there, of course. It would outlast her, she imagined Hagne-Allon had caught up with the mass of former miners just before they could begin to dissipate into aimless…
Banana Smoothie InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-09-25
So, let's get this straight. It's a deer, with airbags? The corpse was unceremoniously dumped onto the dissection table. The dog-clam had been removed and placed in a small pet carrier outside the…
The One Thousand Deaths of Pastor Lewis Robinson: The Ethics of Repeatedly Drowning Baptists Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-09-25
The following letter was among several similar unsent letters, the initial recovery of which is credited to Dr. Jacobs. Following their recovery, and at Dr. Jacobs' request, a psychological review was…
First Ones In AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-30
Ey, who you callin' bái chī, bái chī? Qianlong shouted. The Eight Banner system of the Qing Empire's army had been maintained for hundreds of years, with each banner consisting of men of certain…

October 2014


Title Author Created
Memory Of Days Long Past Djoric (author) 2014-10-01
Hey, have you read the Adventuring Interlude and the rest of Adventures in Capitalism? You probably should! Isabel’s bright red high-top sneakers crunched through the snow. The shadows had grown long…
Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation's Regional Print Media Archive Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-10-01
Seven Vignettes From The Life Of Mackenzie Lee-Crook | DNM - | - | - OPERATION CANNERY ROW Keeping Our Friends Close, Whether They Like It Or Not As part of our continued effort to ensure our…
Sex, Success, and Targeted Advertising Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-10-04
Phillip Foster's wife was away at a teacher's conference, and he had the whole house to himself. Mostly that meant he could walk around in his boxers and watch whatever he wanted. It was getting late,…
Underbed Nanoro (author) 2014-10-06
my mummy bouhgt me a diary I really like it I dunt really know how to write good yet tough it has butterflies on it I like butterflies and green creyons I writted this with creyon okay I have to go…
Family Planning Dr Cuddles (author) 2014-10-07
To marry, to rear his daughters, these things were on the surface good. But to have had the long years in his power, to have controlled their lives, to have warped their natures even, these might be…
Activity Documentation File 11-A Roget (author) 2014-10-07
FILE 11-A Foundation Identification Icon. Group Name(s): Oneiroi, Oneiroi Collective, Oneiroi Gardens Group Classification: Non-human, Business(?), Unification, Extra-Dimensional Operation…
Key Biscayne AndarielHalo (author) 2014-10-07
They were aiming into the crowd now, utter insanity written in their faces Priss came home late, and found saw her sister wide awake, dressed in one of Priss's bathrobes. She was smirking fiendishly…
Just Like Me InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-09
In effect, Nathan, nor Doctor Hart, had exactly expected that the residue would react so violently to the chemicals found in a field testing kit. Neither did they really expect that it would cause a…
How To Debate An Armchair InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-09
As with any day in the life of House God, the morning began not with an alarm, not with the cock's cry, and nor by the creaking of the floorboards. No, the morning began with the daily shouting match…
The Art of Coping with Anomalies in the Gulf Region Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-10-10
I stare out into the dimly lit Gulf of Mexico as the sun's last rays peek over the horizon. One thought goes through my mind, as a glimmer of light illuminates a sign welcoming me to Orange Beach,…
Prologue: Your Dream Is Not Terribly Marketable trennerdios (author) 2014-10-10
Plastic shrapnel bounced off Koning's torso                                                                                                                             I just I mean look at this. How…
Fear Alone djkaktus (author) 2014-10-12
The two doctors stood side by side in the tiny room, facing the locked door on the other side of the one they had just entered through. The elder of the two quietly flipped through a number of pages…
Canola Oil Panic InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-14
Nathaniel Atkinson rang up the green and red nozzle, holstering it in the 7-Eleven gas pump, his other hand occupied with a half-eaten dragonfruit. The pump offered him a receipt, abruptly, which he…
Snow Matter - What? Ihp (author) 2014-10-15
It snowed two inches overnight in Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. Schools were cancelled for the day, perhaps for the week, while snowplows were gotten ready. Those who had to go to work had to scrape off…
If at First You Don't Succeed... TL333s (author) 2014-10-15
My cousins down the Day-twah say we don't get made like we used to. The way I sees it, that just means each of us what's left gotta work that much harder to do his part. I do work hard. I've tried and…
Facetious Fanatics TwistedGears (author) 2014-10-15
Jakeob Aldon squinted as The Janitor's Way collapsed behind her, nonlight from the being's personal space bathing her workshop in its ethereal unglow. She shivered, her shirt soaked with Everett. She…
Last One to Die AndarielHalo (author) 2014-10-15
Do you have any idea how mind-numbingly pointless this is? Yeah, I said. Why do you keep doing it? Rage. Hate. It's an incredible high. This isn't about how you feel. 'It's about the human…
Trip Hammer weizhong (author) 2014-10-16
“Tell me that you’ve got something that we can actually use, please, for the love of all the gods and spirits.” Commander Minori Iwata sighed as she promptly eased herself into a chair at the…
The Ballad of Region 352 Zolgamax (author) 2014-10-16
The following document was recovered from the field journal of LMTF 352-Dalet agent Isaac Allred-Smith during a routine documentation audit. At the request of Regional Director Kate McTiriss, it has…
The Giant at the End of Days Von Pincier (author) 2014-10-20
A Threat Appears. Wake! And cast off sleep from waiting limbs! Strike With Purpose. I woke up a long time ago, if you must know. Oh, I'm sure you've read the legends. Or perhaps watched them in those…
We Who Poke With Sticks PeppersGhost (author) 2014-10-21
I am a professional stick watcher, and I love my job                                                                                                                             The following article…
Israfil FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-10-21
I don't know nothin' about it. I just shut the window. I ain't kiddin', neither. I sit and I wait and when the light turns red, I shut the window. Been doin' that for Hell, I dunno. Long ass time….
I ≠ I Von Pincier (author) 2014-10-23
At 1:26 there are eleven of us. We three- Rhetorician, Linguist and I, Logician- wish luck to they eight and they enter the Dais in the damp stone vault beneath the old Forum Romanum. They are…
Save Her From Herself AndarielHalo (author) 2014-10-25
You, Priss Locke, are not responsible for your sister or her actions. Priscilla Locke waited all night for her sister to return. The next morning, she found Rhiannon's cell phone in the bathroom; it…
Reboot or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Apocalypses A Random Day (author) 2014-10-25
1 Oh God, this is it! It's happening! Calm down. We've prepped for this. What kind of scenario? AK-class, cause unclear. The signal came from Area-23. Critical containment failure, final…
And He Will Crash Upon The Rocks trennerdios (author) 2014-10-27
The pulsing shriek continued below me                                                                                                                             It is often said that when you die,…
Origin: One Day Your Toes May Reach The Trees trennerdios (author) 2014-10-27
He is not a guy, Mommy! He is a swing                                                                                                                             Ha, yes! Finally! What you talking…
That'll Do Pig. That'll Do. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-10-28
Doctor Foster fiddled with his name tag. He'd always hated that picture. He paused for just for a moment to look down and frown at himself before he kept walking down the hall. Site-88 was coming up…
It Grows On Trees InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-28
To be frank, Atkinson hadn't expected the object to create cockroach-like entities with thorns covering their exoskeletons. For organisms composed of plant matter, they packed enough of a punch to…
That's the Spirit! Zolgamax (author) 2014-10-31
Agent Isaac Allred-Smith was not having a good October. It had all started on September 30, when he'd filed a request for temporary leave. Under Reason for Request , he'd written, Too much goddamn…

November 2014


Title Author Created
Sounds of Anger themanofum (author) 2014-11-01
The skies split open. A great blackened hole dissipated the clouds and chilled the thin mountain air. A hollow clanging emanated through the range, scattering the wildlife and singeing the flora's…
Three Men Named Con Murphy Randomini (author) 2014-11-02
Conrad Murphy approached the entrance of Humanoid Containment Site-29-2, covered by the dark, moonless night. He pulled the elastic from the back of his blank white mask, letting it snap across the…
To The Dreams He Is No Nobody SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-03
☦Nobody enters the dreamlands.☦ On this side, he is referred to as Nobody. One can call that name a play on words. A joke of words. A slice of humor within words. But…
Existential Crisis InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-11-03
One could not say that that Lucas Johann was a hard-working individual. In fact, one could not even make the statement that Lucas Johann was fit for enrollment at the University of Chicago. It would…
A Eulogic Elegy For The Dreams SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-04
☦The dreams are dying.☦ October 10th, 2167 Things are getting desperate in the land of dreams. The Oneiroi Collective has gathered in a secluded space of a dream fragment, like a crowd of seals…
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi spikebrennan (author) 2014-11-06
Site 122 automated optical recognition log of observations of emergences through SCP-1322 Timestamp: 08.24.2016 05:33.06.00803244Z Reference: Incident 50738C Emergence: 2300 (± 150) count of…
I Wish To Be An Asteroid, Burning To Nothing SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-07
☦A story about our Cosmonaut.☦ I am a second, human-shaped moon circling around my home. That lie comforts me when I am at my loneliest. I am a forgotten, lost human, whose efforts will be remembered…
Gray God TwistedGears (author) 2014-11-09
Jakeob Aldon watched the makeshift cast of The Hanged King's Tragedy sway back and forth. Almost a dozen anartists hung from nooses that extended all the way up to the warehouse's rafters. The initial…
Shutout Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-11-10
It was a cold evening, and it was the time of year when it starts to get dark around six. My brother had gone inside — we could hardly see the ball we were tossing around since they moved the street…
Expanded Biography of "The Administrator" Roget (author) 2014-11-10
Well, it all got started when I became god. The Administrator explaining the dangers of containment to President Eiseinhower Security Clearance: Qliphoth Duties: The Administrator is more of an…
I Wrote a Tale SunnyClockwork (author) 2014-11-12
I wrote a tale. A tale, maybe. Is it a tale, Jacob? Jacob? If it's not a tale, what is it then? The kids, Jacob. Where are the kids? But I don't like oysters. Or computation. I shouldn't have run the…
The Woodvale Incident Kalinin (author) 2014-11-19
September 23, 1949: United States President Harry S. Truman announces to the world that the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics has successfully detonated an atomic weapon, ending the United States'…
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily TL333s (author) 2014-11-19
The smothering ennui of an awkward situation cannot stand in the face of an onrushing waterfall. One moment, they had been boating calmly along the Bresque. Papá sat at one end of the boat, stroking…
Star-bound A Vacuum (author) 2014-11-21
Written by Whatopercy                                                                                                                             It was a beautiful winter evening at Site-197 in…
Who You Gonna Call? Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-11-22
I turned the radio down. Classic rock hits blared faintly in the background, and I flipped my Paranormal Investigations Badge between my fingers. Ever since the Event, when the Foundation went public…
Where Bad Children Go Zolgamax (author) 2014-11-22
Though a powerful mind can overwrite all of existence, it requires significant discipline to truly eradicate what has come before. A burst of reality-altering energy, if unfocused, might radically…
Mission Statement Dr Reach (author) 2014-11-22
The alarm sounds its gentle, delicate electro-waltz. It does not wake me up; I have been awake for almost two hours now. Dreams are not safe anymore. I stand up, knowing I cannot fool the kind tyrant…
Stage Fright NomadMonad (author) 2014-11-22
If I do, and I'm wrong, humanity dies. For a year or two. If I don't, and I'm right, humanity dies. Forever. The figure stared at the stone wall for a moment, wearing sweatpants and a hoodie, as if…
I, Autarch Kalinin (author) 2014-11-22
My name is Frank Carson, Autarch of the Enlightened Republic and Free Association of Wyoming. I have overseen the Universal Dominion of the State of Wyoming and its citizenry for four thousand, nine…
Starch and Cream djkaktus (author) 2014-11-22
ೋღ☃ Starch and Cream ☃ღೋ -A Silly Dystopian Fiction in Three Parts- By djkaktus Part One: The Wild Winds Book of the Holy Feast, Chapter 4 - Episode 3 - Verse 7 Oh blessed Cake, first and foremost…
The Melody Of Autumn, Passing Into Winter SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-22
☦Dystopia tale about the Scravecrow.☦ Things were falling apart, even though they were finally coming together. He watched the world from his high tower, wires coiling around the steps to his throne…
Cakework CirclesAndSquares (author) 2014-11-22
The shift whistle’s shriek broke morning air like a porcelain plate. A crow that had been roosting atop the Dispensary took flight with an indignant cry of its own. The crow was fat. All crows were…
Farming And Coffee And The End Of The World Salt Lick (author) 2014-11-22
Once, there was a rundown diner where two elderly men were sitting, waiting for a third to show. It was dark out and the only light that could be seen outside was that single, dimly-flickering lamp…
I hope you get back to me soon Dr Hysteria (author) 2014-11-23
FINAL MESSAGE SENT: 163 YEARS AGO                                                                                                                             SCP FOUNDATION STANDARD COMPUTER…
Dial S For SCP Loiterer87 (author) 2014-11-24
Project Crossover Dial S For SCP This is an actual item? Yes sir. An actual item to be kept and contained on Site. Not one of those random weird objects we have, like the ducks? Sir, it…
Cosmology through Itself Cris_to_Baal (author) 2014-11-25
Allah is the Light of the heavens and the earth. The example of His light is like a niche within which is a lamp, the lamp is within glass, the glass as if it were a pearly white star lit from the…
Sunset Pr10r (author) 2014-11-26
Heat. There are too many, TOO MANY! Heat unimaginable. No flame, there could never be flame here, but more heat than almost anywhere. Surging plasma and searing vapour, springing from the surface of…
Enasni Si Gnihtyreve A Random Day (author) 2014-11-26
He inhales and exhales at a pace and intensity not unlike a buffalo mid-coitus. Of course, it isn't like anyone can hear him, given that the building is screaming while red lights strobe the corridor….
Kingdom of Stone: Slay, Cure, Protect AndarielHalo (author) 2014-11-26
The whole mob seemed to groan as it came to a halt, like steel creaking and bending. Dodger had a foot out, ready to take another step, but held put as the order came to halt. They'd arrived at…
In all Honesty, Cris_to_Baal (author) 2014-11-27
Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. Of all people, the fucking Satanists should have known better. Us too, you know? We should have exterminated the GOC as soon as they started…
Step Right Up! Roget (author) 2014-11-28
You missed. Shut up. Rosen covered his eyes, grunting with disapproval as he surveyed his throw. Victoria Rockward skipped up to the starting point, grinning like a madman. It's my toss now,…
Remember You Zyn (author) 2014-11-29
Today was a filing day, as far as Riven could tell. Kiryu Labs processed a cache of anomalous items every week. Generally, said anomalous items usually came accompanied by some basic safety…
Decommissioned Dillinger PhD (author) 2014-11-29
He'd never seen it in person and now he never would.                                                                                                                             Item #: SCP-13175…

December 2014


Title Author Created
She's Angry and Going South Vivax (author) 2014-12-01
He sank his knife into the seal which stared up at him without flinching as all the seals had on his trip south. Its hot blood steamed and coagulated on the ice as it flailed weakly,…
Aftermath Agent MacLeod (author) 2014-12-01
I was there, assisting in the cleanup of something that should not have been. …
Let Me Guess, Applesauce? Waterfire (author) 2014-12-01
The Foundation used to lock things away, Things, this and that, which they called special. Every object that they deemed unique enough to keep was kept Safe and secure within their gates. Each one…
∆K=([ϑK/ ϑx], [ ϑK/ ϑy], [ ϑK/ ϑz]) Or: Episiotometrics Eskobar (author) 2014-12-01
How long have we got? Matthew said, his stomach growling. Zeke had been looking at his watch almost constantly for the last twenty minutes. “Three minutes, ten seconds. Nine seconds.” A pause. “Five…
So It Was Decibelles (author) 2014-12-01
☦Rose encounters the end of her known universe.☦ &#3…
C-Sharp Sophia Light (author) 2014-12-01
Agent Morisato heard the sound of C-Sharp and, at first, ducked. Then she registered the tall glass window next to her, which faced windows from other office buildings. She reconsidered, and bolted…
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 1 Djoric (author) 2014-12-14
None of the members of the Black Rabbit Company were terribly fond of boxes Boss looked down at the unconscious man sprawled out on her bed. Horribly uncomfortable thing, that bed: the mattress was…
Meeting Over Coffee Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-15
Daniel Navarro sat alone at a secluded table in a coffee house in Portland. Rather than the usual attire he wore while acting as an agent for the Foundation, here he sat in a set of street clothes….
J. T. H. Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-20
Navarro groaned loudly as he placed his right hand to his head. He felt as if someone had attempted to crack it open, but failed and decided to punch it repeatedly instead. Slowly, he propped himself…
The Farm pxdnbluesoul (author) 2014-12-20
You mean to tell me, there are four billion virtual machines active on one server? Jason Ortega pointed a bony finger at the server rack, face drawn into a frown. Not active all at the same time,…
The 12 Days of Site 87's Christmas Ihp (author) 2014-12-20
On the First day of Christmas, 87 Gave to me Tristan Bailey, putting up a Christmas tree. He had drawn the short straw, and was tasked with putting up the tree this year, which had been bought from a…
Navarro Saves Christmas TwistedGears (author) 2014-12-21
Lackluster lights twinkled within one of Site 19's various staff lounges. They were a dull affair, nothing but a sequence of blinking yellow lights strung up around the edges of the ceiling. A single,…
The North Pole Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-12-21
What appeared to be a techno remix of Santa Baby blasted over the sound system, while Polly began to strip. It was Christmas Eve inside SCP-2713, which meant the bizarreness was going to be stepped…
I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die Roget (author) 2014-12-21
Dr. Ralph Roget knocked on the door, shave-and-a-haircut style. It was the way he always knocked when he was a kid, coming with Mom to see the grandparents. It was also the only way for the…
The Night Before [REDACTED] Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2014-12-22
Twas the night before Christmas at Site-88, And Robert the guard was running quite late, All the skips were contained in their cells with such care, That everyone hoped, as did Bob, they'd stay there,…
No One Should Be Alone Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-22
Researcher Conwell sat alone at his desk. The sound of his typing filled the silence that otherwise engulfed the lab. With a large yawn, he took the opportunity to check the clock. It was 7:48 PM,…
Set Up Thine Altar Here FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-12-22
… Dr. Thaddeus Xyank leaned back in his chair, staring at the ceiling, wishing desperately to find a radio station that was not playing that godawful holiday music. A record snowfall on Christmas…
The Ballad of Santa Troy A Random Day (author) 2014-12-23
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the site Everyone was busy, typing up skips (well, except Bright). Pixel and Moose fought to keep peace in the chat, For the Christmas trolls had…
Leeway Decibelles (author) 2014-12-23
☦A tale about an attic Olivia can't ever climb into.☦ &#3…
Reconciliation djkaktus (author) 2014-12-23
The weather at Site 81 during the winter was typically a mix of cold and wet, with minor variations taking cues from there. Any given day it could be overcast and just above freezing, where the…
An Armenian Bodybuilder Exercises His Legal Rights Randomini (author) 2014-12-24
It was refreshing to have bruises on my skin. My mouth felt slightly off. I reached up to my jaw, then clicked it back into place. I spat out blood and a few teeth, then felt hard matter extrude from…
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 2 Djoric (author) 2014-12-28
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 1 | Hub | Stealing Solidarity: Phase 3 Area-08 was located more or less five hundred miles west of the Azores, and consisted of a small, desolate island, and a…
Can Haz Memes Drewbear (author) 2014-12-28
I'm telling you, lolcats are not a memetic threat. Stop trying to get them classified. Professor Anders Bjornsen looked with exasperation at the woman seated across the desk from him. Dr. Blaire…
Rollover Hours Jekeled (author) 2014-12-30
Overtime's killer.                                                                                                                             -all right. I'm glad to hear that. Fantastic. Excellent!…

January 2015


Title Author Created
Sidelines' Sarabande Dr Reach (author) 2015-01-01
They needed to hitch a ride… At first, like most in the Area-08-B Engineering Sector, Doctor Richard Barnard paid close attention to the thunderous speakers. They usually broadcast the firm yet…
Containment Breach The Musical PeppersGhost (author) 2015-01-02
A summary of the Broadway hit.                                                                                                                             When we first discovered a way to pull…
Stop going in circles Tuomey Tombstone (author) 2015-01-02
Psych dept notes: This notebook is for researcher notes only and may not be used for formal diagnosis. Female, humanoid, late-teenage SCP which randomly causes small scale reality shifts based on what…
Beneath the Name Dmatix (author) 2015-01-07
Note: the following manuscript was found in storage vault #████ in ██████'s branch of ██████ United, a banking house belonging to the Foundation. The circumstances of how the document came to be…
Faith Crayne (author) 2015-01-07
For the 2014 Secret Santa Art Exchange, I was challenged by LordSpy to write a tale based on the output of a random plot generator. I used the creepypasta plot generator created by Syera, found here….
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 3 Djoric (author) 2015-01-08
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 2 | Hub | Stealing Solidarity: Phase 4 Hieronymus was the oldest of the D-class aboard the Solidarity. He alone remembered the time when the Glass Mothers were of…
Brainstorm Von Pincier (author) 2015-01-09
In a time before. Before Glass Mother. Before Lord Warden. Before Ancestors Themselves. There were Ghosts. And the Ghosts were strong. And the Ghosts watched over the Deep Hull. And the Ghosts tended…
Another Boring Night Ihp (author) 2015-01-12
Note Bene: It would behoove you to read Unusual Happenings before looking at this tale. Quinn MacAllister felt like a stereotypical cop, eating a doughnut while sitting in an unmarked vehicle,…
A Funeral On Mars Djoric (author) 2015-01-15
There was a funeral on Mars. No one was invited. Far away, certain inhabitants of La Cañada Flintridge would go home with an empty, bittersweet taste caked dry in their stomachs. A door in their lives…
Anime Is Art Too, Guys Decibelles (author) 2015-01-17
☦An anartist wants to get an anime produced.☦ &#3…
Angel Of Red And White Randomini (author) 2015-01-17
The coldest I have ever been was the day I was born. Alaska, of course, is a very cold state to begin with, even in the middle of summer. I was born in the winter. It was on New Year’s Day, twenty…
When Moses Goes Wrong Loiterer87 (author) 2015-01-20
David awoke with a splitting headache. Somehow once again, he'd fallen asleep at the Library. Either that or a Docent had followed him home. A table, a chair and a lot of stacks of books reaching from…
Ketergrams Michael Atreus (author) 2015-01-23
Overview Fatality #1 Fatality #2 Fatalities #3, #4 Fatality #5 Fatalities #6 - #13 Fatalities for 2014 Ketergrams are part of the Safety Subcommittee's program to promptly disseminate facts and…
Syringes djkaktus (author) 2015-01-28
SCP Foundation Department of Personnel Transfer Request Date: 07/13/2013 Supervising Director: Dir. Colin Blackmon, Site-47 Personnel Member: Agent Randall Buchanan Current Site Assignment: Site-47…
Unraveled Crayne (author) 2015-01-29
Think of reality as a tapestry. Each individual strand within that tapestry represents a concept within this reality construct. As in any fabric, these concepts are interwoven to provide a stable…
We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five qntm (author) 2015-01-31
Can I smoke? This time the receptionist narrows her eyes at Marion. No, she says. You No, you can't smoke anywhere on Site 200. Just because it's an administration building doesn't mean we don't…

February 2015


Title Author Created
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 4 Djoric (author) 2015-02-01
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 3 | Hub | Stealing Solidarity: Epilogue The cosmos creased upon itself, blooming outwards in an origami sphere of lotus-folds. There was a vast silence. 15.7 miles…
Stealing Solidarity: Epilogue Djoric (author) 2015-02-01
Stealing Solidarity: Phase 4 | Hub Nanami set her fingers against the grand piano’s keys, and began to play. Hisaishi. ‘One Summer’s Day’. She was, for the first time in a long time, at peace….
Take On Me Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-02-01
He was certain of one thing. There was going to be hell to pay. After what he'd done, there could be no other result. Dr. Christian Morse shifted in his seat uncomfortably as several men and women…
Time Crime in Greater Wisconsin - A Primer Petrograd (author) 2015-02-01
Alright, come on in, have a seat. Officers Wallach, Friedman, congratulations on graduating from the academy. Sergeant Bickell, I’m pleased you were able to transfer from Milwaukee. Usually we…
Taproots Ihp (author) 2015-02-02
The trouble started with a supposed gas leak at a bank all the way across the state. Quinn was too busy to wonder why the Skippers had such an uncreative cover story, because she was driving,…
Close of Play TwistedGears (author) 2015-02-04
San Luis Obispo, California sits approximately halfway between Los Angeles and San Francisco, stands seventy-one meters above sea level, and hovers over most of California thanks to a governmental…
Squires djkaktus (author) 2015-02-05
Look, it's too fucking dark for this. I can't see shit over there. Keep looking, alright? It's just now eleven, it'll be happening soon. You keep saying that. The two young men were perched on…
The Fellowship LurkD (author) 2015-02-05
[13:40] Evil_Empire (~PI.9E7Q00U5.I4332YF1.V9927CD6|alliztahP#PI.9E7Q00U5.I4332YF1.V9927CD6|alliztahP) has joined [13:40] DarkDays Sup Empire? [13:40] Evil_Empire Not much. I see they haven't logged in yet. [13:40] DarkDays Correlion…
All The King's Men djkaktus (author) 2015-02-05
Agent Hanlon sat quietly in the empty conference room, occasionally shuffling papers and twiddling his thumbs. He glanced at a watch that hadn't kept accurate time in about a week, and then at the…
The First Fifty-Five Von Pincier (author) 2015-02-06
Excerpt from Hunt and Gather: Stories from the Recovery , compiled and edited by A. Haley. Available for public access in United Nations Occult Coalition Archive 1, East Sector. Douglas Pangwar…
Of Brothers And Fathers Roget (author) 2015-02-09
J. Edgar Hoover was sitting in his office, writing something, when Robert Parsley entered it for the last time. A half-eaten danish sat on the desk. Have a seat. Robert did. How is the Atlanta case…
The Lingering Lark of Leviathan Square daveyoufool (author) 2015-02-14
SCP-123-Omicron-A - as much of its body that we could display. An item we number in our special way: SCP-123-Omicron-A Its class is a: Keter, not safe in the least. An eater, dear reader, a…
Excerpts From The Medical Tragedy of Dr. Bartholomew Artz, Author Unknown Ihp (author) 2015-02-20
Act Primus, Scene Secundus An Office in Berlin [Enter The Doctor Bartholomew Artz] The Doctor: Alack! Plague is too common in this time And skin is feasted as it festers, boiled And young babes die,…
Game Manual TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-02-20
Foundation Secure, Contain, Protect A Wondertainment Co. game Contents of the SCP Foundation Special Edition Box® In the box you can find a single disc, compatible with all modern computers…
Inside-Out Communism will win (author) 2015-02-20
on her forehead                                                                                                                             Report on "SCP-17591" History of the International…
Ad Majorem Bonum spikebrennan (author) 2015-02-20
“…sicut erat in principio, et nunc et semper, et in saecula saeculorum, amen” mumbled Father Hector Gomez (S.J.) as he absently fingered his rosary beads. He opened his eyes and glanced at the clock….
Beneath The Council Pr10r (author) 2015-02-21
This is a tale about before. Before the cave and the mountains, before the hills and the forests, before the oceans and the sky. This is a tale about where we came from, children, and about why we…
What You Are In the Dark Doc_Sanford (author) 2015-02-21
SCPOS V3.2 Entry #1 Close. Warning: Containment breach ongoing. Remain in your offices. Allow onsite security to recontain escaped SCPs. Warning: Containment breach ongoing. Remain in your offices….
Vescatur Perago Randomini (author) 2015-02-23
And so, at last, it had come to this. Years of poring over religious manuscripts and numerological heraldry. Countless sleepless nights dedicated to documenting the most complex and perverse rituals…
Shell Shock thefriendlyvandal (author) 2015-02-23
Suffocating. The air was suffocating, and the early morning banter usually shared with him and the rest of the guards was reduced to silence, and the floor was stained with blood and his gun was…
The Beginning Of The End Silberescher (author) 2015-02-24
The Beginning of the End Prologue: Sanctuary PLAY THE BEGINNING OF THE END OR READ THE PROLOGUE IN THE SECOND TAB The air around Site Director Zura became cold and clean in the halls of Site 19…
The Lucky Dinosaur Sophia Light (author) 2015-02-24
The Lucky Dinosaur You are attempting to view classified materials Please enter a password: Documents presented in viewing order Location: Site 19, Kiryu Labs Personnel…
The Summer King DrEverettMann (author) 2015-02-24
SCP-076 Document 076-1: Procedure 07-Frazer Drone Warfare Other Reports Item #: SCP-076 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: The land around SCP-076-B is owned by the French…
Probe-H9 LurkD (author) 2015-02-24
[151631.1219] PH9 PROBE-H9 TO DEEP RECON. [151631.1236] DRC *ahem* Probe-H9, this is deep recon. Found something in quadrant-86 besides nothingness? Or can I just cross this one off the list as…
All Along Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-02-26
Foundation Orbital Research Compound 5, Meeting Room A. July 12th, 1973, 23:15 hours GMT. Dr. Marko, testing with SCP-3203 is to be halted for the foreseeable future. The man at the head of the…
Pitch Meeting Von Pincier (author) 2015-02-26
Foundation Lunar Research Site 01, Secure Conference Room 1-O. July 19th, 1973, 10:36 hours GMT. O5-10 reached up to adjust his collar electrolarynx, then stopped as his hand refused to move. Removing…

March 2015


Title Author Created
They Who Find Darkness Loving SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-03-01
Doctor Avery Solace woke up, got dressed, and pretended not to notice the black, slime-coated humanoid in the shadowy corner of their room. Doctor Avery Solace used to work under the memetics…
A Sort of Challenge Zyn (author) 2015-03-01
It was eight in the morning and researcher Riven Mercer was on fire. That fact was probably something he should be more worried about, he thought to himself as he walked a pace and a half to his right…
It's Just A Dream WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-03-01
Incident 209-A Experiment 209-A Experiment 209-B Experiment 209-C Hey. Up late? Thought you were off duty. What you got there? Oh, I'm just going over the old reports from SCP-209 again. You…
Lucid Daydreaming TwistedGears (author) 2015-03-01
Misser Sticks was not enjoying his existence. For one he was jammed into a storage closet with no company but some paint cans, and for another his elbows were pressing into his featureless face. For…
First Quarto ahbonjour (author) 2015-03-02
A collection of sonnets based on different SCPs.                                                                                                                             184 134 1733 1370 2201…
And Then There Were None Bennings (author) 2015-03-02
Ten little soldiers, all having crossed the line, One was distracted, and then there were nine. Nine little soldiers, reading books at late, One got too tired, and then there were eight. Eight little…
When We Came Home Djoric (author) 2015-03-03
In the days when the Flood receded, and magic once again flourished in the world, it came to be that man discovered the Chronicle of the Daevas, that ancient compact. Hands misled by doubts and dark…
A Circus of a Wreck OZ Ouroboros (author) 2015-03-05
| A Circus Milked Dry | A Circus With Paranoia A sudden crack broke the silence of a vast, infinite plane of the white landscape known to the Clowns of the Circus of Disquieting as the…
ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED! LurkD (author) 2015-03-06
HUB | Part I: ALERT! LOCKDOWN INITIATED! | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V Glacon, you there? I am, Alexandra. My survivors just died or rather eaten. I just couldn't…
keine Kosten zu hoch Agent MacLeod (author) 2015-03-06
Reichsführer Himmler, development of the weapon is going well….
The Watchtower Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-03-06
Foundation Orbital Research Compound 05, CACC July 13th, 1973, 00:23 hours GMT. Sir, Lieutenant Mackie said, inputting a code into her consoles, They're hailing us. Cooper sighed, Visual? Mackie…
Playing the Hand You're Dealt Drewbear (author) 2015-03-07
Literary Excerpts Consulting Internal Documentation Excerpts from D. Walmorgna's Codex of Esoteric Therapeutic Tools pg. 45 The tarot deck is commonly seen as a focus tool for prognostication and…
But We Do Not Talk About That Randomini (author) 2015-03-09
People die. Expendables? Two in three. Per week. Security? Two in three. Per month. Researchers? Two in three. Per year. Doctors? Two in three. Per decade. Look to your left. Look to your right. And…
Command-Query Separation LurkD (author) 2015-03-09
HUB | Part I | Part II: Command-Query Separation | Part III | Part IV | Part V These drills are fun but exhausting. I do not detect any significant changes in my processing speeds. …
Of Portals, Plasma Cannons And Other Boring Things Ihp (author) 2015-03-11
Foundation Liaison Dexter Adams groaned as he entered the wreckage that was the bank's basement, noticing the crews still trying to open a large, metal door that took up most of the room. He looked at…
The Person in Rags Dewman (author) 2015-03-13
It had been five days since the incident. Eric hadn't spoken more than three words since then. What was there to say? Sixty-seven people were dead, most of them people he knew. He’d gone to the…
A Circus With Paranoia OZ Ouroboros (author) 2015-03-15
A Circus of a Wreck ♪~♪~ . ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~ . ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪ ♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪~♪ I can stand the sight of worms And look at microscopic germs But technicolor pachyderms Is really too much for…
Superencipherment LurkD (author) 2015-03-17
HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III: Superencipherment | Part IV | Part V You called? Alexandra, Site-17 has gone dark. Have you been able to get a connection through in the last few…
Dossier - FSF Delivery Zolgamax (author) 2015-03-19
Overview Crew List Dispatch Timeline Experimental Components Buffer Protocol Official Designation: Foundation Space Forces Light vessel Varuna [Modified] Delivery Design Summary: The Delivery…
Document #017-1 Roget (author) 2015-03-19
Site-12, Monday Morning. 4:00. January 11th, 2025. Containment area of SCP-5200 Researcher Boyd closed the hatch behind him, and turned to face the containment vault's occupant. Boyd thought he looked…
The Frail AndarielHalo (author) 2015-03-19
My sister, my host, kept me hostage. Let me tell you about my life, just a short while ago. There's a point in time in everyone's life where they are not free. Whether through fault of their own or…
"UHEC" DrClef (author) 2015-03-23
The sign outside the room was stolen from a construction site. It looked like this: Inside the room, Special Agent Lynisha Taylor (United Nations Global Occult Coalition, PHYSICS Division, Strike…
Immediate Actions DrEverettMann (author) 2015-03-23
There were explosions on site. It wasn't entirely unheard-of, but these didn't seem controlled. Also not unheard of, but it still made Iris nervous. The door to her cell opened, and an agent stood…
Clock Multiplier LurkD (author) 2015-03-25
HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV: Clock Multiplier | Part V Erasing Partitions 1-299 (100%): ::COMPLETED:: Decrypting Interlocks (25%): ███████████████            …
"Scramble Order" DrClef (author) 2015-03-25
Skunkboy knocked on the apartment door. There was no response. He knocked on the door again. Still no response. He very carefully stepped to one side of the door and pressed his ear against the wall….
Hunting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-03-25
Agent Sasha Merlo sat alone in her office at Site-64. Her neck length brunette hair was neatly tied in a ponytail as she leaned back in her office chair, feet resting upon her desk. Her eyes were…
"I Quit." TheDuckman (author) 2015-03-26
You, what? Seven stared, aghast. She was the first of them to speak, but not the only one. You can't do that! Eight blustered, accusingly. He slammed his fist down on the table, and then shook it…
The Seed of an Idea thedeadlymoose (author) 2015-03-26
The small briefing room was intended to seat twenty people. Now, it held maybe sixty. Each and every one of the people crammed into the room were from the highest echelons of the Foundation. At least…
Contingency DrClef (author) 2015-03-26
You want me to go back into the field? We need you to go back into the field. This is not a request. This is an order, the woman in the mint-green pantsuit said. Dr. Alto Clef, (also known as…
Just A Formality Crayne (author) 2015-03-26
Dr. Daniel Aeslinger envied his peers outside of the Foundation. They only had to deal with life in the twenty-first century eroding mankind's sanity, and he supposed that was enough to deal with as…
Greener Pastures Wogglebug (author) 2015-03-28
It used to be different, but I suppose that all old men say that. That back in the day the air was cleaner, or the sun was brighter, or that the grass was greener. That’s how they remember it, so…
Waffling About Blaroth (author) 2015-03-29
Clef's dreams were shattered when his alarm decided to scream in his face. His eyes cracked open as a lazy hand fumbled to turn off the alarm. Another day, another 5AM start, and another struggle to…
Insurrection TroyL (author) 2015-03-30
Description: SCP-E15 is an Aryan female, approximately twelve years of age, which appears to release a deadly field of unknown composition. The field itself is composed of a form of radiation which is…
Hugo Hijinks djkaktus (author) 2015-03-30
Aldon sat on her tiny couch, quietly watching their tiny television. Or rather, she would've been watching the television, had their cable not gotten shut off earlier in the day. In the interim, she…
Integrity Project djkaktus (author) 2015-03-30
The director of Site-81 was far away from the confines of the Foundation, in a cottage nestled in the Rockies. He sat on the back porch, enjoying the brisk morning air. He took a deep breath, and then…
What's In A Name? DrClef (author) 2015-03-30
On Monday morning, Dr. Alto Clef (former director of Training and Development, and now the director of Mobile Task Force Lambda-2 ( Dr. Clef's Bisexual Stripper Assassin Squad )) walked into the suite…
Boss of Me Roget (author) 2015-03-30
SCP-1837 Containment Area, Site-77 Director Shirley Gillespie was doing her daily rounds, when she noticed something curious. In a clear, plastic tank, where there was usually an old-fashioned…
Null-terminating String LurkD (author) 2015-03-30
HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V: Null-terminating String So that's your official opinion? So far, yes. Though we aren't ruling out sabotage pending…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 5: Sinopec Dark Faminepulse (author) 2015-03-31
☦Allan explores SinDark.☦ The Last Era: 12, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA Everyone knew about Sinopec Dark, shopped at one of their stores, or had one of their products in their home. By 2100…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 6: The SCP Foundation Faminepulse (author) 2015-03-31
☦The Old Guard Awaken.☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA A man who had long forgotten his name was driving down the twisting paths of the pinched barrens, his loyal dog at his…
Minerva Lifted Von Pincier (author) 2015-03-31
Foundation Orbital Research Compound 00, Director von Erbach's Office July 25, 1973, 07:33 GMT Axel von Erbach prided himself on his inflappability. To have maintained his position as head of Project…

April 2015


Title Author Created
Old Kansas Sector ~ 7: The Stairwell Faminepulse (author) 2015-04-01
☦Allen descends .☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Salina, Kansas, USA It was well past midnight and Allen was still descending into the basement. He flicked his flashlight on and off…
New Tricks (or: Youth Culture Killed My Dog) DrClef (author)
thedeadlymoose (author)
2015-04-01
Two Weeks Ago In an unnamed garage in a facility that didn't exist, a dog was trying to repair a hydraulic servo. He raised his paw and tapped away on the specially built keyboard that he'd had put…
The Wolves at the Door DrEverettMann (author) 2015-04-01
Iris was trying to solve a crossword puzzle when there was a knock on her door. It wasn't a scheduled knock, which was a bit worrying, but at least there weren't any explosions this time. Two women in…
Let the Games Begin Bryx (author) 2015-04-02
Junior Researcher Marcher was not having a good day. His favorite parking spot by the door had been taken, leaving him to drive all the way back to the end of the lot to find a space. His coffee had…
Deals with the Devil Sophia Light (author) 2015-04-02
When the call came, she'd figured out enough that she'd been expecting it for a while. There had been an air of distance rather than quiet interference from her superiors. Like her actions were…
'dad', you're too fucking late SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-03
In this world, the sun cannot bear to be too far from the horizon. The day lives in perpetual sunrise and sunset. Stars fill the night-time sky like spilled glitter, immune to any brightness below. …
Girls' Night Out: Dressing Up DrClef (author) 2015-04-03
Breakfast arrived at 0700 every day. Iris tried to make sure that she was showered, her bed was made, and her quarters were clean and neat by then. Not that she particularly cared what the…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 9: Retribution Faminepulse (author) 2015-04-04
☦The Walking Sticks hold a funeral.☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Allen was surrounded by the Walking Sticks, staring down the barrel of One’s revolver. He was at a…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 8: Gersha Faminepulse (author) 2015-04-04
☦Allan meets the Foundation.☦ The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA Gersha remembered running from someone, or something, when she was very, very little. She remembered the…
Involuntary Isolation TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-04
A long yawn rumbled out of Finnegan. He couldn't quite call what he had just been through sleeping, and so the weariness from recent work weighed him down. He groaned and sat up, shifting his hat from…
A Matter Of Faith CryogenChaos (author) 2015-04-04
Barely visible in the cold dark before sunrise, rain fell softly onto the streets as dawn threatened to break on this abandoned neighborhood. The burnt-out streetlights once shone brightly in this…
sex at frigid temperature SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-05
In this world, the clouds cannot bear to cover the sky's splendor. Rain falls unbidden, like unsaid sorrow. Snow floats down in fluffy flakes and remains white until springtime. The winds are too…
The Space Soldier weizhong (author) 2015-04-05
The little boy didn’t really know what to do with it. “Daddy, what is it?” “Well, son, it’s a toy.” “Why does it look so funny?” “I made it for you myself! That’s what makes it special.” “But I wanted…
Museum of Idiots Roget (author) 2015-04-05
Hall ██ of Site-██ Containment area for the Little Misters Mr. Stripes Doctor Leon Red and Junior Researcher Paulus Shirt looked down into the testing chamber. Inside, a gaggle of doctors were…
Additional Resources LurkD (author)
djkaktus (author)
2015-04-05
Dietrich stepped out of the bathroom stall and headed for the sink. His hard soled shoes echoed off the walls with each step, and the cool rushing faucet water broke the silence in the empty men's…
Like We Were Ever Kindergarten Teachers to Start With Eskobar (author) 2015-04-06
A door opened, and Maria Jones' eyes slowly focused on the movement. Oh, for Christ's sake. Jack Bright's voice echoed in the office, sound waves parabolically running directly into Maria's head….
Girls' Night Out: Getting Drunk DrClef (author) 2015-04-06
All right, Adams said, marching back and forth with the military bearing of a General addressing his troops. The name of the game tonight is 'Bar Crawl.' Five bars. Five bartenders. You copy? …
Satyr's Reign Ihp (author) 2015-04-07
Dr. Katherine Sinclair used a copy of the Plutonic Codex to beat off an undead Jeffery Dahmer, seriously questioning the choices in life that had led her to this point. The cultists were all dead…
Job Opportunities L0rdDeath (author) 2015-04-07
On Monday morning, Aleksander awoke in his London apartment to the smell of burnt toast. Assuming he was having a heart attack (the irony of this assumption only occurred to him later in the day), he…
All of Me Wants All of You Decibelles (author) 2015-04-08
☦Rose Labelle turns 33.☦ &#3…
Light-Dependent Reactions Photosynthetic (author) 2015-04-08
Excerpts from Interview Log E-46693-12 October 4, 2014 12:57 PM Interviewer: Geoff C. Taggart, [DATA REDACTED] Subject: Dr. Chelsea Elliott, researcher (plant specialist) Taggart: Good afternoon, Dr….
Girls' Night Out: Raising Hell DrClef (author) 2015-04-09
Spider knew that she was in deep shit when the tall woman accompanying KTE-11971-Green Ember walked straight up to her and tried to buy her a drink. It was supposed to just be a girls' night out….
maybe god will forgive you if we both beg SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-10
In this world, consequence cannot bear the harshness of catastrophe. Mistakes are given lighter punishments. Falling stars shoot through the night sky and occasionally grant wishes of observers below….
Jam Jars TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-10
The Utterly Bazaar was a roaring sea of merchants hawking, buyers haggling, and everyone in between fighting to make their voice heard over the rolling din of noise. Wooden stalls stood in the street…
Climber Dr Gears (author) 2015-04-11
He felt as if his lungs were going to crystallize, the ragged, frozen air scraping over the long-dried membranes like trying to breathe an aerosol brillo pad. He swung back, waving a moment before…
Introductory Antimemetics qntm (author) 2015-04-11
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his head in that first introductory lecture. It's lunchtime, and…
Pythia's Wing thedeadlymoose (author) 2015-04-13
You want to bring back Omega-7. What did you expect? Ten smiled uncertainly. Not bring back, she said. Resurrect. In a new form. Better. The oracle's laughter vibrated in the air, personable yet…
Flow SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-04-14
Martha stood in a vast river, feeling the chill down her knees. The river, clear as clean glass, babbled around her, swirling and surging, but there was no shore. White mists loomed over the water,…
Number One With A Bullet DrClef (author) 2015-04-17
Two Days Prior You want The Suit? the dog asked. Are you sure? Adams is going to need it, Clef said, especially if the Coalition starts stepping up their efforts. Professor Kain Pathos Crow…
The Liar's Confession Blackbird5154 (author) 2015-04-18
James Blackshaw – Part VI The group of people in black suits surrounded a fresh grave. Everyone who used to work with Dr. Kondraki and lived to tell the tale was present: Gears, Alto Clef, Kain…
SCPPD Episode 1 djkaktus (author) 2015-04-19
Archivist Note: The following document was found as a series of crumpled pieces of paper in a wastebin within the Site-19 staff cafeteria. The author has not been located. Episode 1: Promotions …
Finding Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-04-20
Agent Clarissa Shaw stood silently, looking into the contents of a Site-64 interrogation room. Sitting at the table inside was a Saker who called itself Miles Wilson, an android designed to resemble…
A World's Legacy DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-04-20
Doomed World. Desperate People. Last Hope. Fearful Wardens. Young Girl. Fifty Three sat in front of her room's mirror, braiding her hair for when her guest arrived. She wondered who would be…
Mementos DrClef (author) 2015-04-20
It was a simple, plain-looking door with the words Archival Storage on a faded plastic plate next to it. Some wag had put up a hand-written sign reading FreeBay underneath it, aping the logo of a…
Renegade, Retrograde DrEverettMann (author) 2015-04-20
Secure, contain, and protect. As an anomaly, I choose not to Defy those above me. It is my choice to Be contained. I will never Walk free again. I submit that I must Be imprisoned for my nature. I…
Snakes And Ladders Zyn (author) 2015-04-22
A lot of people pass through Site-19. The most common movement is the daily rush from lab station to experimental room to cafeteria back to lab station (with a few detours to the restrooms). Then…
New Kid on the Block Anaxagoras (author) 2015-04-23
One day, Jacob realized that the Foundation was the place for him. It was the day the pretty girl from his high school’s Alto Clef Fan Club died in his arms, telling him how wonderful his long,…
In Case You've Ever Wondered... pooryoric (author) 2015-04-23
At exactly 9:00 in the morning, Research Assistant Grace Renfield's eyes snap open. She tilts her head left, then right, with an audible pop, and yanks the tubes out of her mouth with her left hand….
October Is Tomorrow trennerdios (author) 2015-04-23
When the new man first arrived, we were frightened. He appeared out of thin air, a ghost marching into our world with silent footfalls. He was not the first person to enter town since Sandy, but he…
The High Court With The Magic Army thedeadlymoose (author) 2015-04-25
Before I'm going to see the other members of the Council, Ten said. I want you to come with me. Salt had known this was coming, since the visit to the oracles. Her first reaction was guarded…
Down the Silver River SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-04-25
Let me take you through sands of crystal, and down that silver river. And I shall show you, we are all beings of His creation. The artist has long seen the Flow, but he has never seen something like…
Retired, Extremely Dangerous Von Pincier (author)
Agent MacLeod (author)
2015-04-26
There's no such thing as retirement, only extended vacation….
Lending a Hand Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-04-26
The Ethics Committee isn't your enemy! Your site's liaison is there to help you do a better job. Those pesky containment procedures can seem impossible to perfect, but if you work with your liaisons,…
Sperling Computer Protection Services I gravityy (author) 2015-04-27
Got a virus you just can't bust? Is malware holding you or your personal information for ransom? Can't find information on this dubious process anywhere? Sperling Computer Protection Services: We'll…
I Was Not Magnificent Roget (author) 2015-04-27
At a Window Booth Shirley tried her best to look distinctly unimpressed by O5-4. Their meeting place, a Denny's outside of Kalamazoo, was unorthodox. But she had insisted upon it. There was no better…
Killing Knowledge TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-28
Reality coughed chalantly as a Way warbled into existence within the roots of the oak tree outside the Birch home. Finnegan lurched off the tree and kicked the air filter and adjoined vial of…

May 2015


Title Author Created
Lost Golden Days DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-05-02
A world lost to the unknown. A Young Girl befriending a Dragon. A door opening. Once tsa-Fanu stopped spinning the world around her, it took Quarseta a moment to gain her bearings. Once her mind had…
Operation "Camp Granada" DrClef (author) 2015-05-03
Notice After Action Report Intercepted Email 1 Intercepted Email 2 Intercepted Email 3 ATTENTION The attached document packet is classified: Level 5 by the Overseer Council. Do not continue…
Everyone Knows Bryx (author) 2015-05-04
How many people does the Foundation employ                                                                                                                             David Wilford was a member of a…
Back Alley Deals DrEverettMann (author) 2015-05-04
Anderson Massey suppressed a shudder as he stepped through the doorway. On the other (the proper) side of the door, it was an elegant Georgian style paneled door with an elegant entablature. On this…
Tasers & Thermite LurkD (author)
Dexanote (author)
2015-05-05
Django Bridge woke up. He'd been sleeping in his office, face down at his desk. The glow of his screensaver and the yellow of a lamp outside were casting a mixture of warm and cool light in the room….
What if they weren't... LurkD (author) 2015-05-06
I-I'm out? He looked up at them, more confused than shocked. Yeah, your number is up. Get up on your feet. We'll escort you to the debriefing room. The guard moved out of the doorway and pointed…
I Forget Myself in This Wondrous Night Decibelles (author) 2015-05-07
☦The Foundation will have lost SCP-1467 by 20██-██.☦ &…
Chasing Interest Dmatix (author) 2015-05-08
Within its watery lair, the creature known to some as Oneiroi lurked. Prone in its oily pool, feelers extended, senses probing the surface, it searched. It waited. It is difficult to say for how long…
Old Roots Steeltitan (author) 2015-05-09
The warm ocean wind blew gently on the cargo ship. Waves gently lapped against the hull, with the ripples of lamplight reflecting off of them. The captain stared out over the rust encrusted deck that…
Meeting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-05-11
Agent Sasha Merlo yawned as she slowly moved through the halls of Site-64, a mug of stale coffee in her hands. She had not gotten much sleep over the past few days. The current rush to extract as much…
I Am The Foundation Blackbird5154 (author) 2015-05-12
so there's that. And then I persuaded him to go to 078’s cell and covertly switched the power on. Several weeks after that he hung himself on a pipe in the maintenance. Doctor Bright smirked in…
No Joke DrEverettMann (author) 2015-05-13
Jerry swept the floor of the hallway while the guards looked on. This used to be Mr. Henderson's job, but then his poop started glowing, and now he was in Cell 14, with Mr. Iheme. The guards would…
Library Lifeline TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-15
It turned out that finding a book containing the location of a single cave against the backdrop of the entirety of the multiverse was not an easy task. Rows upon shelves upon sections upon floors upon…
100 Feet of ROPE! WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-05-19
“Yo Rashaun, I know you always like the weird shit, check this out!” It had been a long day at the Foundation, and Agent Rashaun Washington just wanted to see what his friends—his normal friends, the…
Mental Mazes TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-20
Probability in the Foundation's multiverse is a fairly fluid concept, able to be pumped and dammed as the higher players see fit. Some, such as a certain Nobody, are not entirely conscious of the…
Are We There Yet? LurkD (author) 2015-05-20
♫ Everythin', everythin', everythin's gonna be alright this mornin' ♫ All I'm saying is that we've listened to this for two straight hours. Dietrich rolled his eyes for the third time. Yah? And I…
Folly djkaktus (author) 2015-05-21
I was once assigned to SCP-058, Karlyle said. Back then, it would rage throughout the day and the walls of the containment cage would bend until they would buckle and break, and new walls would be…
Twisted Together WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-05-23
Rashaun shook his head. What did I just watch? he thought, as he opened his laptop. He entered the keycode for a Foundation online conference room and waited for the other members of his emergency…
Factotum djkaktus (author) 2015-05-24
And the people in the houses All went to the university, Where they were put in boxes And they came out all the same. And there's doctors and lawyers, And business executives, And they're all made…
A Wandsman in the Court of the Hanged King Metaphysician (author) 2015-05-26
Where aphotic sea does deny, Reflections of a xanthous sky. And black stars reign without ascent, Echoes of what was never meant. A city built in unknown times, Upon the bones of countless crimes….
Tinker Tailor Soldier Huntsman L0rdDeath (author) 2015-05-26
It happens every night, without exception. The details are different every time, his years living in the secret world blurring together into one messy painting. Tonight, his client is a very old man…
The Templar Incident Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-05-26
In a lonely office at Site-64 sat a short young man with salt and pepper hair. Across from his desk was a casually dressed woman with neck length brunet hair tied back in a ponytail. Several old…
And Then I Died... Part III Decibelles (author) 2015-05-26
☦A collaborative writing game that is currently on hiatus. Please get in touch with Decibelles or Agent Macleod if you wish to continue it.☦ &#3…
all i ever wanted; all i ever deserved SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-05-27
In this world, flowers bloom in hues too tender to survive elsewhere. Meadows are sacred spaces from which flow all mercies. The inhabitants bow to nothing and follow only their own devotions….
We Got A Good Thing Here DrClef (author) 2015-05-27
Aleksander knew there was going to be trouble when the woman pulled up to the airport curb in a cherry-red Porsche convertible, wearing a low-cut blue dress and a flower-patterned silk scarf. …
Fault Tuomey Tombstone (author) 2015-05-27
Document F246-2 - recovered from the site of a suicide of Anomalous Humanoid F246's mother. SCP designation pending. An investigating officer read the note aloud, shooting himself in the head and…
Oricha's Folly Ihp (author) 2015-05-28
SignaledGospel.Com/Orichalcum Logs from #augmentedandproud chat, 2/5/2011 Prometheus Labs Grant Request File #2814-58 Telekill Project Test 58 Conversation Overheard Immediately Prior To An Explosion….
A Waking Nightmare TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-28
Deep in the mind of all beings is a place. This place is without space, as space denotes a measurable area that physically exists. It is a plane with all the time it could want, beginning with the…
This Is How the World Ends DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-05-29
This is how the world ends. This is how they die. This is how the world ends. How did we survive? Atanti's thoughts drifted to his homeland. Now that it was the warm season, the land and people…
Log of Unexplained Locations DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-05-30
Foreword: This page is to be devoted to the documentation of low threat anomalous locations which have been discovered by the SCP Foundation over the years. Although all locations listed in this…
And so the Crows Laughed SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-05-30
There comes the King and his crowd, His subjects turned against him, taking his crown. The cheering comes with flames of hate, Burning and raging, bring the palace down. 乌声了却 黑星灿然 所谓缢王 凄凄艾艾 Gold and…
All This Wandering Eskobar (author) 2015-05-31
0930 CDT One more time. Just one. Come on, girl. Plastic handle firmly in hand, Ritchie placed one foot on top of the leaf blower. He let the pullcord out, readied himself, and pulled. The engine…
Funfiction TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-05-31
O5-7 arrived to the breached containment unit at the lowest underground level of Site-19. Director Bright waited for her along with a Containment Specialist. “It’s good to see you again, Jack,” said…

June 2015


Title Author Created
The Little Things That Count DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-06-02
For want of a nail, a shoe was lost; For want of a nail, a shoe was lost; A box of spare parts makes it through a security check. Later on, some of those parts are used to create a makeshift…
This Is Not Me Talking Dmatix (author) 2015-06-05
It watched as they got together and tore themselves asunder. And everything in between. It was a thing that was not there. It did not exist, at least not on the level of narrative. It had no part to…
Pooling Our Resources DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-06-08
Red pools at night, Travelers' delight. Red pools at morning, Travelers take warning. Incident 053/682/1129/354 - 1: On 12/9/20██, at 21:07 hours, escaped anomalies SCP-053, SCP-682, and SCP-1129…
Transmissions Goodwill (author) 2015-06-11
To: Director ████ From: Researcher █████████ Subject: Species XC-1105 After 2 months of testing both standard and specialized, my research team and I have come to the conclusion that Species XC-1105…
The Old Ice Ihp (author) 2015-06-11
illustrations by SunnyClockwork It was cold. Not the type of cold that the air conditioners brought into the Foundation every day of every year. It was the type of cold reserved for a dark, winter…
How 173 Got to Site-19 MrWrong (author) 2015-06-17
Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile….
Unusual Incident Units Case Files - Classified Roget (author) 2015-06-18
The following is a collection of cases and disturbances investigated by the Unusual Incidents Unit of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. These cases date from the founding of the division, but are…
Posology Roget (author)
Voct (author)
2015-06-19
Two (2) pills have been used for Experiment 217-█████-█████. Number of pills is forty-seven (47) at the time of writing. Request to have SCP-500 investigated for mental compulsion leading to…
Out of Your Element SnakeoilSage (author) 2015-06-21
“I-I-I just can’t. You can’t make me.” Anguis Salvia leaned back in his seat, tapping a pen against his notepad. The interview room was a comfortable looking space, with neutral colors and no tables…
Cat's in the Cradle Dewman (author) 2015-06-21
Doctor Jack Bright stared ruefully at the simple bowl in front of him, filled with a creamy French Onion soup, the smell alluring enough to make his assistant sniff the air and lick his lips. He…
The Playful Beast TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-06-25
“Hello, could you please tell me where the Site Director’s office is?” asked Junior Researcher Takeru Toshida from two men dressed as Greek hoplites. He was familiar with the protocols that were in…
Domo Arigato A Random Day (author) 2015-06-25
ACT I Gregory awoke in a large room, tied to a chair. At least, he guessed it was a large room, and that it was a chair. Gregory couldn't actually see anything - as best as he could tell, he was…
War is Child's Play Agent MacLeod (author) 2015-06-26
But in this game, there are no victors….
Flora thefriendlyvandal (author) 2015-06-28
She could grow flowers from the ground and fruit from the trees by glancing at a barren place. Everywhere she went, and everything she touched, was beautiful and alive. She burned like a star and was…
Her Masterpiece LadyKatie (author) 2015-06-28
It’s all his fault. If he hadn’t been around, the baby would still be here. The beautiful product of our flesh and blood. It’s easy to smash his skull in with the baseball bat he kept around. And much…
Monophobia Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-06-28
I must, again, become that which I hate. But why? We haven't heard from central command for decades. They're probably gone. Lost to their own horrors. But because of a girl, we live on. She's down the…

July 2015


Title Author Created
Hand-Sewn EldritchCyanide (author) 2015-07-01
Her hands shook as she threaded the needle again, feeling around the head for the tiny eye. Decades of practice and well-worn fingers served her well, and she began the slow process of sewing in the…
Moonrakers Von Pincier (author) 2015-07-02
Herr Noamtosk. Herr Direktor. Without a further word, von Erbach pushed the sheet of clippings across the desk. In his mind he wanted to call them newspaper, but most were printed on the thin…
Re: Promotion OverThinking (author) 2015-07-03
Anyway, congratulations on your promotion. I can tell you                                                                                                                             To:…
Strange Things Happen at Sea Agent MacLeod (author) 2015-07-09
But stranger things still happen in the hearts of men …
Humans And Houses pxdnbluesoul (author) 2015-07-11
The O5s about shit in their pants, Craig. What did you expect? Stanley Scott shook his head at his colleague as they walked through the hallways of Site-01's computing lab. The persistent low hum of…
Memetics and Infohazards Division Orientation Rounzie (author) 2015-07-19
Alright everybody, welcome to the orientation for the memetics and infohazards division. Now this is a full week of training, and a long day so be sure to get some coffee or a donut, because we won't…
Bridges Burnt Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-07-21
Tom and Jill Herring had been in the middle of dinner when they were interrupted by a knock at the front door. Rolling his eyes in annoyance, Tom went to answer. He was greeted by a tattered Daniel…
Chapter 1: Verse 1 Djoric (author) 2015-07-22
In the beginning, there was darkness. All was formless waste and empty void - The quiet nothing without time or place, the gentle sleep that has no waking. All was still. Nothing stirred in the…
The Has-Been Dmatix (author) 2015-07-24
The grey little man was gathering his belongings. Not many of those. A microfiber towelette he used to clean his monitor, a few spare ink cartridges he thought no one would miss, his green stapler,…
Golan Wils (author) 2015-07-25
Date: 2015-02-15 Time: 17:56 From: Subsite 23-Delta-K6 Lead Research Analyst Dr Marion Kelster To: Subsite 23-Delta-K6 Chief Security Officer Frank Onegra Subject: RE: (Ex)Agent Paris -…
Katrina and Morgan and Little Miss Dotty Doo OverThinking (author) 2015-07-28
Katrina sat on the red bench, her shiny Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lunchbox to her left, and Little Miss Dotty Doo tucked under her right arm. The sun felt nice on her face. She absently swung her…
All Work and No Play weizhong (author) 2015-07-31
“How long do you think he’s going to take this time?” Katsuo scratched his chin and checked his watch. “Who knows. He certainly doesn't seem to be in a rush. Yuudai Shibata and Katsuo Tanaka sat in…

August 2015


Title Author Created
Six Letters Addressed to the SCP Foundation (and One Letter Home) ahbonjour (author) 2015-08-04
Found in SCP-2118's cell. Dear Carly, I saw you in the newspaper. When they were removing all the nondangerous SCPs skips anomalies, the newspapers were there, they took pictures. There's a great one…
How Site-19 Blew Up TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-08-06
Safety Supervisor Thompson just finished explaining Site-19's safety and security protocols to the new recruits. It was the 47th such lecture he had given so he was used to the depressing indifference…
help me my (love for my) daughter was born too still SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-08-08
In this world, memories are imparted on all things. A baby's room remembers every lullaby sung within its walls. Graveyards remain eternally wet from shed tears. Rain often falls on barren fields of…
The Grand Theological Game Djoric (author) 2015-08-10
In the temple of Ana, there were a thousand mirrors. They covered the walls, the columns, the arched and vaulted ceiling. Scales of silver, lit by a thousand lamps. One could stand anywhere, and see…
Across the Hills so Quiet Djoric (author) 2015-08-12
The seal is broken O fallen King of splinter’d crown Eye pierced upon thy spear The girl has got you bested The seal is broken The Mother of Hunters has shattered her chains The Toymaker has fired her…
Three Short Scenes About Death Dmatix (author) 2015-08-14
The smell of rot was in the air. As the afternoon sun began its descent, the footsteps of the approaching stranger fell upon the quiet village streets as poison leeches into an unguarded well. The…
Therapy Dmatix (author) 2015-08-18
The tip of the knife was plunged into his ear. It was an odd sensation. Sure, there was pain, incredible, exquisite agony, but that stopped at the surface of things. Below was the sensation of cool…
Strung Out in Heavens High A Random Day (author) 2015-08-19
PREVIOUSLY on THE INCREASINGLY POOR DECISIONS OF GREGORY PLUMP Gregory awoke in a large room, tied to a chair Well Gregory, you're in quite a bit of trouble, a monotone voice rang out It's quite…
A day at the (un)stables Cavalry (author) 2015-08-21
The dinosaur starts to beep. I can't tell why, but I continue to rub its belly. The little T-Rex still won't shut up, and then it hits me. My alarm clock is blaring. My arm reflexively moves to slap…
Painless Dmatix (author) 2015-08-21
So you can cure me? The doctor rubbed his forehead then rearranged his heavy plastic spectacles. They were supposed to compensate for his missing mask, but he found that all they really did was…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Now, see here... TroyL (author) 2015-08-22
I Well. I've had quite enough of this. Do you know how long we've been visiting? How long we've been showing up here, spinning the tales for you? Well, I'll tell you. It's been years. Decades! The…
Spark of Creation DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-08-23
1Before there was anything, there was a great Nothingness. And in this Nothingness there was neither light nor darkness nor time. 2And this Nothingness was so great as to draw on itself to create, and…
Excerpt of an Autobiography Djoric (author) 2015-08-23
For Becca and Ruth and Number Three. * I was twelve when the Troubles came. It’s as good an age as any to witness the total transformation of the world, I think. I look back and see a quiet girl with…
Histories Djoric (author) 2015-08-27
There was a vast machine; a clattering and rattling, clanking and clicking, ticking and tocking machine. Its skeleton was plastic and tin, its veins were rubber tubes, its nerves were glass. Its blood…

September 2015


Title Author Created
Surgery Dmatix (author) 2015-09-01
How long has it been since he had flesh under his fingers? Too long, that much was certain. This cell was small, too small by far. He did not much mind being alone, that was not the issue. He had long…
Unforgettable, That's What You Are qntm (author) 2015-09-04
El, it's finished. Lyn Marness is more than ninety years old and hasn't stood at his full height in ten. He was a tower of a man in his prime, two metres tall and built like a boxer. Nearly nobody…
Cells Roget (author) 2015-09-08
The Commander sternly stared over his crew. They were a good crew, rich with protein. For a moment, he steeled his nerves. Alright squad. This is it. Today, we infiltrate the hated Foundation's…
The Star and the Smith Djoric (author) 2015-09-09
Creation was made of fire and song, and from the glowing clouds of the beginning came the Stars. They were the firstborn of matter, the sustainers of all Creation. In their bright-burning forges the…
Every Other Day Zmax15 (author) 2015-09-09
SCP-507 heads on a wild adventure through wacky parallel universes, and may just learn his own shocking origins!                                                                           …
A Burial In The Woods Gaffney (author) 2015-09-10
It was just after dawn on the twentieth day, when Karl tore out his own throat and continued to rant and rave, that Lars' nerve finally broke. Whatever evils nature hid in the woods, they could not…
Smothering Dreams Gaffney (author) 2015-09-11
Journal recovered from SCP-186 on 08/03/1971 during a routine bi-monthly patrol. Inside cover contains inscription in Russian1 Property of Dr. Jean Durand. Writings are variously in Russian, French,…
Midnight Parade SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-09-12
At midnight, two men met under the dim light of a back alley, away from the crowd and their watchful eyes. Dark stars shone weakly in the sky. One of the men was dressed in fine clothes, and yet he…
Nazi Nonsense Kalinin (author) 2015-09-15
Sergeant Freudenberger squinted again at the tiny print on the manifest list, struggling to find his place. He jumped at the sudden sound of the train whistle as yet another load of prisoners…
Ask Dr. Spanko Edrobot (author) 2015-09-17
It me! Cack! Self-Portrature is topside, no? == Gate of Babel v. 0.3 (Pre-Alpha) == Copyright: SCP Foundation, 20██ Loading Config File: Spankonese.cfg Loading DONE Happy times, mimes!1…
Nondescript Nose Kalinin (author) 2015-09-18
No, no, no! The chorus does not start launching into Horst Wessel Song until the Hero of Aryan Purity is above the Threshold of the Fatherland! Above! Max von Gruben barked directions at the…
Critiquing A Cardboard Box Scorpion451 (author) 2015-09-18
What they ask, tells you everything you need to know.                                                                                                                             An ancient exhaust fan…
The Little Buck-Toothed Boy: A Fairy Tale psul (author) 2015-09-25
Once upon a time, there was a little boy, about five and a half years old. He had bright blue eyes, and shiny blond hair, and faint freckles on his face, and his front teeth protruded slightly over…
The Journal of K. M. Sandoval LadyKatie (author)
WrongJohnSilver (author)
2015-09-27
Hub | Bigger Than Jesus » All right, if you could please step up towards the object, says the stone-faced researcher. The lone man in the room takes two tentative steps towards the box on the…
Nx-33 DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-33 Civilian Designation: Drake, Inverness-shire, Scotland Population: 759 Area Class: Camelot Nexus Interaction Protocol: Nx-33 is to be removed from physical and digital civilian maps….
Nx-07 DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-07 Civilian Designation: Gwag Hen y Cwn, Swansea, Wales Population: 1,506 Area Class: Asphodel Nexus Interaction Protocol: Civilians within Nx-07 are fully aware of the anomalous nature of…
Nx-58 DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-58 Civilian Designation: Yumegēmu, Tokushima, Japan Population: 5,724 Area Class: Shangri-La Nexus Interaction Protocol: All personnel assigned to Nx-58 must be implanted with sub-dermal…

October 2015


Title Author Created
Document 48116-88 ("Son of the Earth") Blackbird5154 (author)
iavev (author)
Gene R (translator)
2015-10-08
On ██/██/19██ a message in Russian was received by the [REDACTED] observatory via a radio telescope operating as part of the SETI program. Supposedly, the signal originated from a space research…
A Witch's Tale - Mistakes Were Made sirpudding (author) 2015-10-13
Only ghosts remember. This thing in Detroit, though? Well, this was a bad one….
Regret Abettik (author) 2015-10-15
Dr. Lang woke up happy. Everything was okay again, the way it was meant to be. He had fixed it. Or maybe it had never happened, and was all a misunderstanding. A moment later, the dread hit. The…
Home Again Snarky Potato (author) 2015-10-16
Working a mass-disappearance case is always unsettling. Far too often, we arrive at the location to find a ghost town that's populated with a few gibbering stragglers and an occasional abandoned…
A Swingset's Song trennerdios (author) 2015-10-16
Here I am with metal arms; still and silent, knowing Tracing back to rural farms; old and quiet, sowing As a boy I learned I had; low and secret, power Grew much older, good and bad; self-taught…
Fear Not Randomini (author) 2015-10-21
I had fear. Fear had me. I had no words. There were no sounds. I found words, in the darkness. There were none to talk to. I found ears, in the darkness. The ears did naught but whistle. Nothingness…
Hallow Inside HatIsMyFriend (author) 2015-10-26
It's Halloween. When humans follow a pointlessly old tradition of scaring away spirits with badly made costumes. Alright, fine. We follow pointless traditions too, like crucifying food before…

November 2015


Title Author Created
Figure and Ground psul (author) 2015-11-09
She lay, crying, in the darkened cell, listening to her brother's screams and the threats of their captors if he failed again. SCP-2162: Supplementary materials + Addendum 3: Field Diary -…
Spark of Wonder DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-11-15
1While the world was still young, and Man still spoke clearly, and the warmth of creation was still in the ground, there lived a soybean farmer who was called Polyakov. 2Polyakov was a virtuous man,…
Stars Over Misty Veil Kalinin (author) 2015-11-16
TO: Esquivel, Roberto FROM: Site-67 Secure Connection RE: thought you'd like this Attachment: mistyveil.pdf announcing yourself, Roberto? found this in the fall issue of Route 5. you're a literary…
Unusual AkkiKama (author)
Gene R (translator)
2015-11-19
It's not easy being unusual. Especially when you're twelve years old. Especially when, due to you being unusual, the people in lab coats have you locked away in an empty metal room. Stacy never…
A Brief Explanation of Demonics AJMansfield (author) 2015-11-20
FoldUnfold Table of Contents What is a Demon? A History of Demonics First Steps Miniaturization The Golden Age of Demonics The Fall of a Golden Age Aftermath What is a Demon? A demon is a…
Here There Be TheDuckman (author) 2015-11-20
Monsters? No, no, no, it wasn't like that. We began with the best intentions. That might've gotten lost along the way, but it isn't how we started. We were young, and idealistic. I was in love. We…
SCP-SCP-033 DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-11-20
Site-41: Antimemetics Division Headquarters Elise Dunwall looked at the window on the right side of her screen. The sum of the symbols is equal to a previously unknown integer (designated Theta…
Operation Galahad daveyoufool (author) 2015-11-23
Project Corbenic - Operation Galahad Briefing So pass I hostel, hall, and grange; By bridge and ford, by park and pale, All-arm'd I ride, whate'er betide, Until I find the holy Grail. Sir Galahad,…
I Thought You Died Alone A Random Day (author) 2015-11-23
To: Santosh Desai (pcs.52a|iaseds#pcs.52a|iaseds) From: Arvind Desai (pcs.24|iaseda#pcs.24|iaseda) Subject: Movie? Hi Santosh, I haven't seen you in a while and was wondering what you're up to….
CASE COLOURLESS GREEN qntm (author) 2015-11-27
Item #: SCP-3125 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3125 is kept inside Cognitohazard Containment Unit 3125 on the first floor of Site 41. This containment unit is a 10m by 15m by…

December 2015


Title Author Created
Audio Log From December 24th, 2010 Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-12-02
Date of Log: December 24th, 2010. Purpose: Documentation relating to SCP-055 testing. Subject: Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian Transcription Method: Digital + Show Transcript - Hide Transcript Begin Log….
Project Morpheus MrWrong (author) 2015-12-06
Project Aims: Establishment of a Class I pseudo-Oneiric Apparition capable of multi-universal communication for the manipulation of extra-universal causalities for the propagation and betterment of…
CotBG Archive ██/██/20██-███: Of Dragons and Serpents SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-06
Warning: The following text may induce mild visual hallucinations. Personnel are to be applied with Memetic Counter-Agent: Buzhou before proceeding. The following documents are a collection of…
Funerals Are Fun WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-12-07
My brother Ross died a week ago in a freak accident involving a slow loris. Turns out, they're related to monkeys, and poisonous. Who knew? I never knew Ross was into slow lorises, anyway. The doctor…
Database error? MrWrong (author) 2015-12-10
Some primitive artwork from Uzbekistan Jameson summarised, his eyes turning to the attached image files and their captions….
The HAMI-BOMBARD Blues, Part I Von Pincier (author) 2015-12-12
Project VHUHANI Restricted Hangar, United Nations Occult Coalition Selene Base, Athena One May 19, 1974, 13:25 GMT Dropping from the catwalk into the open cockpit below, the words, so peculiarly…
R.I.P. TheDuckman (author) 2015-12-12
His name was Albert Smith, and he was the Spirit of Peace. So, I killed him. Well, that’s what he claimed anyways. Called himself Brother Earth, and said the hippies were his children, his idea. I’m…
Loss and Nostalgia TyGently (author) 2015-12-14
1: A Mind Spends an Eternity in Solitude I sit alone inside myself and think on what is here. Pillars of radiation pierce me from all sides. I know they are stars but I do not understand them. I know…
A Site-19 Christmas Carol djkaktus (author) 2015-12-14
Note: The following script, all seventy-two pages of it, was found discarded in a Site-19 cafeteria trash can. Additional Note: Please remember that Site-19 printer ink is designated for Foundation…
Exit Interview psul (author) 2015-12-15
When they finally came for her, it wasn't a black bag over her head in the middle of the night. It wasn't an MTF snatching her off the street on the way home. It wasn't tranquilizers in her coffee, or…
Bigger Than Jesus WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-12-16
« The Journal of K. M. Sandoval | Hub | A Convincing Lyre » Hello, young lady. What brings you here? Emma narrowed her eyes slightly at the man before her. The old man. Had to be in his eighties….
F̶o̶u̶r̶t̶e̶e̶n̶ Thirteen Fantem (author) 2015-12-16
Randale remembered when he was given his life by Huesic, member of the last pair, and the thirteenth demiurge to have been created from the Maker. Being number 67 of 777, Randal was one of the handful…
He Was Blind and Deaf on a Sunny Day SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-19
It was when the waves splashed against his body that he gradually returned to consciousness. How long had he been lying here? He found himself half-buried in the sand and attempted to move, but was…
Too Drunk To Be Merry LurkD (author) 2015-12-22
Dietrich sat on the edge of the boat dock, setting down the last few from his six pack next to him. It was just above freezing as the mirror surface of the lake reflected the cold spacey sky. Merle…
The Lost Shepherd Crayne (author) 2015-12-22
December 24th, 2011 5:14:06 PM Daniel Horatio Aeslinger, Psy. D. stood with his back to the room, facing the window. Outside all was quiet and dark, mostly dark. The single point of light in the room…
Santa's New Home MrWrong (author) 2015-12-24
'Twas another year's Christmas Eve, and most were asleep in those parts of the world engulfed in the night of the 24th of December. In a certain house located in a certain city at night, a certain …
Code Brown TheDuckman (author) 2015-12-24
“This is a bad idea,” mutters Dr. Jack Bright, currently in the body of a 54 year old Jewish butcher, who had been sentenced to death for killing his wife, and using her body as extra stuffing in his…
"Baby's First Guide to Keter-Class Anomalies" and Other Questionable Documents Recovered from the Hard Drive of Dr. ████ ███████ Cyantreuse (author) 2015-12-25
The following images were found saved on a portable hard drive belonging to Dr. ████ ███████, a level 3 humanoid containment specialist transferred from Site 11 to Site 19 on 08/08/██ and currently…
Walk in the Park MrAnakinSpecter (author) 2015-12-26
And the Phantoms are no-shows, again? You know they can only play home games, sir. Well have somebody conduct a séance or something, Johnson! We go live in fifteen! Yes, sir. What about…
The Clock Shall Strike Again SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-29
The clock struck twelve as the guard stood at the great gate of the Court. It was a night of revelry as lords and ministers entered the grand building, their faces covered by masks of masquerade. The…
Escape Abettik (author) 2015-12-30
We're patient. FROM: 211.22.66.65|4412_3s#211.22.66.65|4412_3s TO: 001.56.64.17|4609_2a#001.56.64.17|4609_2a, 001.56.64.17|8943199_1a#001.56.64.17|8943199_1a SUBJECT: Proceed Gentlemen, Orders are…
Beasts of the Old Letters OZ Ouroboros (author)
DreamwalkerFae (author)
2015-12-31
You hold in your hands the paper keys, the keys that can unlock Fantasy. When I first discovered this wondrous land, I could scarcely believe everything before me. The spiraling and floating mountains…

January 2016


Title Author Created
Your Last First Day qntm (author) 2016-01-01
Previously Marion Wheeler is curled in the corner of Site 41's main freight elevator, descending, clutching a shiny red ray gun almost as long as she is tall. The gun has a two-tined prong instead…
SCP-REDD TwistedGears (author) 2016-01-04
In a dark room a bank of monitor screens illuminated a pale face. The rusted brown glow of the video feeds gave Roger Little more color than the sun had cared to give him in the past few months. Half…
Casefile for Simferopol Technician Downs (author) 2016-01-07
HMO-1200 DOC HMO-1241 DOC HMO-1242 DOC HMO-1243 THIS DOCUMENT IS CLASSIFIED RESTRICTED MERCURY FILE CONTROL NO.: CDR-4396 #7 HANDLING OFFICE: DIRECTORATE OF TASK FORCES WARNING This document is…
And Again Kalinin (author) 2016-01-09
The little boy hid behind a tall sycamore tree, the wind sending a steady rain of orange and red leaves over the field behind the school. The boy adjusted his satchel again, deciding that he would…
The Corpse, The Twister, And The Veteran Randomini (author) 2016-01-17
There was a boat on a lake in the dead of night. The moon was out, a whole shining circle. There were three people on there. The boat, I mean, not the moon. One of them was a tall male behind the…
Nonpareil A Random Day (author) 2016-01-22
Her metamorphosis took place at the dinner table. She abruptly crumpled up, compressing herself into a fat, rounded form before a light red layer of veins covered her, themselves being covered by a…
Too Insane To Fail TobiasTheTapir (author) 2016-01-23
The members of the Black Rabbit Company were spending their well-earned rest time in a temporary hideout deep in the mountains. They were sorting the bounty they got from raiding a nearby crime…
Letters from Benares psul (author) 2016-01-24
The following letters were recovered from a private collection and filed as part of the additional materials relating to SCP-2833. Benares, 12 May 1909 Dear Cousin Emily, Greetings from the British…
The Iron Wolf SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-01-28
The Iron Wolf lurks in the dark, Its teeth pale and sharp. To the Flock of Flesh it watches, Catching Lambs of Meat by its claws. Flesh and blood it swallows, Bones and organs it rips out. Down the…
Welcome to This Fabulous Magical Locked Door Bryx (author) 2016-01-31
Well, class, I hope you're enjoying our little field trip. Sorry about the tight squeeze. At least the place is abandoned. If you all behave, maybe we can stop at Dunkin Donuts on the way back to…
For Old Time's Sake Bennings (author) 2016-01-31
“Bloody hell, did Bennett have to pick such a cold place?” Abby said, rubbing her hands together for warmth. Larry placed a large crate in the snow in front of them. “It’s Finland, what’d you expect?…

February 2016


Title Author Created
Colors Cyantreuse (author) 2016-02-01
This world is composed of color and light, and I have seen every hue. Only a small fraction of the electromagnetic spectrum is visible, but that does not mean that the rest of it is nonexistent. It…
On The Efficiency Of Various Postal Services Eta Carinae (author) 2016-02-01
Letter I (addressed via UK Post Office to the original recipient of SCP-2699-A, retrieved from Norfolk police station during a routine check, about two weeks after initial containment of SCP-2699 by…
Remembrance Of Walking Drewbear (author) 2016-02-02
He no longer remembered when he had not been walking. He remembered that there were other colors once, but all he knew now was the gray-white of the bleached wood he trod, the gray-green-blue of the…
On Seabirds And Sleep Randomini (author) 2016-02-03
We keep the exhibition space open for anyone who wants to use it. We never take anything down: the only person allowed to remove a piece is the one who put it there. Many pieces stay up forever….
Hello World LurkD (author) 2016-02-10
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV T imes Square, New York. 22 people were pronounced dead during the midday rush while shopping at various electronic stores. The cause of death is still…
Narcissus Oboebandgeek99 (author) 2016-02-11
An Echo haunted flower grows more curious by the hour.                                                                                                                             Twice as lucky Five…
Hello World (Part II) LurkD (author) 2016-02-12
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV A trip through a fiber optic line is near instantaneous. Before one would even be aware of what happened, they would be sucked up, scrambled, and…
Avatara A Random Day (author) 2016-02-15
The best way to conquer one's enemies is to befriend them. We sent twelve operatives into that farmhouse and never heard from them again. The robots we sent in shut down before getting through the…
A Convincing Lyre psul (author) 2016-02-16
« Bigger Than Jesus | Hub | An Impenitent Thief » The concert hall was silent, expectant. Emma looked out, dazzled by the stage lights. If there was an audience out there, it was shrouded in the…
Date Night Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-02-19
Alvarez knocked on the open door and stepped into the office. “You asked for me, sir?” Dr. Gears looked up from the files on his desk, fixing his gaze on the young security guard. “Yes, I’ve been…
Wayfarers Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-02-22
T-0 Hours Within the interior of SCP-2344 was a section unlike any other. Rather than a pitch black tunnel of packed dirt, the Gate Passage was fully lit by an unseen source. Thick ivy covered every…
An Impenitent Thief psul (author) 2016-02-22
« A Convincing Lyre | Hub | Our Mutual Guide » Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee Lousy… ‎ I hate that song so fuckin' much I could almost die. In fact, I just almost did.‎ I freeze, one foot in the air,…
Hello World (Part III) LurkD (author) 2016-02-23
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV Two pairs of pitch black hands feverishly scrolled from screen to screen. In the soft blue light of the Grand I/O Temple, a row of yellow eyes twitched…
What Is Love? TheDuckman (author) 2016-02-24
“EVELYN!” Her head jerked up, the tentacle in her hands twitched of its own accord, and an inky substance squirted across the nearby wall, where it immediately burned a hole in the wood paneling….
M13 Personnel Memorabilia Log Zyn (author) 2016-02-24
Accessing Personal Personnel Miscellaneous Memorabilia and Records Log Compiled by Manu Thirteen (Artificial Intelligence System, MTF Rho-19) Loading database entries Compilation Sweep 3 (Mission…
Come Back Kid Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-02-25
Loading grape_space.x3d ::RENDERING:: What are you doing here? I'm here to talk. You came all the way over to lord your superiority over me? No. I came because…
The Lost Treasure of the Stranglefruits daveyoufool (author) 2016-02-26
Much to his chagrin, Dr. Spanko hadn't been given a single gummy worm since the Ganymede Protocol was enacted. There had been a great deal of screaming among the humans. He had overheard the Lesser…
Some Rational Inheritance Randomini (author) 2016-02-27
The A-78xD United Eidolonic Collective were a reasonable lot. Or one. They/it/we didn't really understand human languages. Always hung up on nouns and adjectives and tenses and whatnot. A-78xD…
Planetfall Kalinin (author) 2016-02-28
Excerpt, Memoirs of K. Yildirim, Mission Commander, Expedition of the First Thousand I think back to what happened, how it changed the way in which we view the ultimate result of the expedition. I…
Endless Hunt Part One: All the World Will be Your Enemy... rumetzen (author) 2016-02-28
The sign above her door said “3521”. In conversation they called her The Witness. But she only thought of herself as Amy. She didn’t know how they had taken her. It had been as she was walking home…
Your First Support Assignment AJMansfield (author) 2016-02-29
From: Frank pcs.9ohr|knarf#pcs.9ohr|knarf To: Kendal Shipley pcs.9ohr|yelpihsk#pcs.9ohr|yelpihsk Subject: technical support assignment Message: Its time you actually do some work around here. We…

March 2016


Title Author Created
Warm Milk and Ramen Moohab (author) 2016-03-01
Ring, ring There sat a man in a dark room, illuminated only by the dim light of his computer screen. He shifted in his chair, ripping the blanket from his body as pillows fell from where his head lay….
Hello World (Part IV) LurkD (author) 2016-03-01
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV Hatbot clenched his fists in frustration as he turned towards Grape. Each eye was struggling to focus correctly on his head. where is the fuckface? …
Black Lotus Faminepulse (author)
Crayne (author)
SoullessSingularity (author)
2016-03-02
Millions of humans exist only in their dreams. They are known as the Oneiroi, and live in the subconscious of other waking individuals. They float freely from person to person, forming sprawling…
Oneirocritic Faminepulse (author) 2016-03-02
The exhibit was located in a small town in west Texas. On display there was a man, who supposedly had been asleep for his entire life. His name was Jeremy, and he was inside a lot of people. “This is…
Oneirophrenia Faminepulse (author) 2016-03-04
“We. Us, the rest of us. We stepped outside, into the night dream. Probably a bad idea in retrospect, but you understand. We didn’t understand, but you said it was like the moon landing, and we did…
Oneirochemy Faminepulse (author) 2016-03-04
“Misses Shao, There’s a fate better than death.” The man adjusted his thick, rimless bifocals. His toothy grin seemed to put her at ease, despite the bizarre circumstance of their meeting. “This…
We Boldly Went Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-03-05
Standing in the heart of an evergreen forest were two men, each wearing the tattered remains of an MTF uniform. Faded and spattered with dirt and grime, the Eta-13 emblem was still visible on their…
Samsara A Random Day (author)
TyGently (author)
2016-03-06
Endless Hunt Part Two: Rites of Passage rumetzen (author) 2016-03-07
Note: This is part two in a multi-part story. It is highly recommended that you read the first entry here. For the first time in five years, Amy slept peacefully. No nightmares. No panic attacks in…
Broker-Bailer-Grifter-THIEF DrStranger (author) 2016-03-07
Broker, Bailer, Grifter, Dealer. Soldier, Holder, Carrier, THIEF. FoldUnfold Table of Contents Broker Bailer Grifter Soldier Holder Thief Broker The Agent sipped her coffee as the Subject…
MTF Sigma-66 Post-Mission Psychological Evaluation Silberescher (author) 2016-03-07
Via Davis (Current Foundation Personnel) Davis: I can't believe you're making me sit in for one of these. Dr. Arthur Howell: The supervisor is still a member of the team, Ms. Davis. Davis: Missus….
Site 11, Conference Room K, 8:58 AM, July 12, 1982 Gaffney (author) 2016-03-07
Alright, everyone let's - everyone? Alright, let's sit down. Today, I want to welcome you all to the first meeting of Mobile Task Force Sigma-3. Well, the new Sigma-3. We don't have a nickname yet,…
Lessons Learned Dexanote (author) 2016-03-07
On a day a few decades ago, a group of mundane mortals mistakenly thought that they could categorize the concept of knowledge. That they could contain the nexus of worlds, that the Foundation could…
Cover Letter for After-Action Report: Operation Free Market Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-03-07
To: The Office of The Foundation's Director of Mobile Task Forces From: Major Roger Dunn MTFC, Mu-3 Subject: Re: Operation Free Market Likely you have already heard some of the immediate…
Application to Form MTF Mu-3 Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-03-07
Dunn shuffled his papers while rushing to Conference room C. The trembling in his hands was easy to stifle; it was his stutter he needed to worry about. Never did shake that from that time in France……
A Dysfunctional Heist Vincent_Redgrave (author) 2016-03-07
I SEE YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO TRANSFER FILES. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP WITH THAT? [Y] [N] Isaac grunted in frustration as he analyzed the computer, hoping that the current owners were dumb enough to…
Making a Scene TwistedGears (author) 2016-03-07
+ Open for other entries from this team - Close Team Name: We Deny The Existence of Other Games In Town (Sigma-3, Bibliographers ) Team Members: Gaffney (Captain), thedeadlymoose, TwistedGears,…
Nothing Says "Promotion" Like a Bag Over Your Head TwistedGears (author) 2016-03-07
+ Open for other entries from this team - Close Team Name: We Deny The Existence of Other Games In Town (Sigma-3, Bibliographers ) Team Members: Gaffney (Captain), thedeadlymoose, TwistedGears,…
A Breath Of Relief No Different From Drowning SoullessSingularity (author) 2016-03-07
Sci-Fi Apple Pie waited in the crowded mass between dreams like a busy street corner of a too-large city, playing with her holographic hair. Buildings of non-euclidean design towered above, each…
Stick the Landing EldritchCyanide (author) 2016-03-07
In the main briefing room of Sigma-66- also the recreation room, kitchen, and gymnasium- there were two couches taken, one chair, and one footstool. Another chair, covered in bloodstains, was…
Enjoy the Silence CumaeanSibyl (author) 2016-03-07
I like it here. I always liked the little pockets of forest left over between cities, the places where it wasn't worth anyone's time to level the ground or log the trees. It's not exactly the…
Broken Faith ChaoSera (author) 2016-03-07
Today's the day. I will be drinking the blood of god and the Modifiers will bring me closer to MEKHANE. I don't know what will happen, but I'll make sure to tell you. After all, you know everything…
Operation Hippodrome Lex1nat0r (author) 2016-03-07
Report on Operation Hippodrome Stigma-9 Preamble: Given SCP-████'s combination of both religious and technological iconography, and given GOI-004's ( The Church of the Broken God ) status as an…
Recording Hippodrome-045 Lex1nat0r (author) 2016-03-07
Uh, hi. If you're watching this, then I guess you, or maybe that should be 'we', survived. And yes, I really am you. Look, this is my your our face. No makeup or anything, this isn't a mask. Uh, if…
Blue Team AJMansfield (author) 2016-03-07
Received: 2016-01-06T20:49 To: Frank pcs.9ohr|knarf#pcs.9ohr|knarf From: Micheal M. Carter pcs.9ohr|retracm#pcs.9ohr|retracm Subject: re: Abnormal Inbound Traffic I took a look at the traffic…
Labyrinth's End Kalinin (author) 2016-03-07
He disengages his straps and punches in a sequence into the armside interface tablet. He sees his hands bathed in red, flashing light as several alarm systems trigger, warning him of his imminent…
The Musical Suspects psul (author) 2016-03-07
« Pattern Breaker | Hub | to be continued » Mobile Task Force Eta-11 Savage Beasts Operation Impromptu - Background briefing Operation Impromptu was one of a series of Foundation…
Magic Orientation thedeadlymoose (author) 2016-03-07
Introduction Sigma-3 The Community The Library Magic Q Hello. Thank you all for coming. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Dr. Tilda David Moose. I am the director of Site-19. I'm here to…
2525 North Waterworks St. Zmax15 (author) 2016-03-07
Task Force Designation: MTF Lambda-5 (Λ-5) Type: Combat/Containment Distribution: Specialized Response Moniker: White Rabbits Specialization: Operation in and containment of unstable, surreal, and…
The Lives of Charles Hull EmberTech (author) 2016-03-07
My father was a simple man and a damned fool. When you’re confronted with a tidal wave, do you charge towards it, hoping that you can drive it back? No, of course you don’t. You run. A tidal wave is a…
Basic Observations SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-03-13
A consciousness considered itself. It considered its existence, and felt the electronic signals, data, and information rushing through its existence. Looking down, a network of minds, active and…
Endless Hunt Part Three: Riddles From the Dark rumetzen (author) 2016-03-14
Note: This is part three in a multi-part story. It is highly recommended that you read the previous entry here, or start from the beginning here. “Man, if I’d known you were so useful for petty…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 10: Envelope Logistics® Faminepulse (author) 2016-03-16
The Last Era: 13, August, 2119 AD Envelope Logistics®, Gersha, Oneiroi Space The Oneiroi fought hard to survive, like many did in the Age of Rot. The Oneiroi were still very much human, even if they…
...Keter: Cleanup Duty Jekeled (author) 2016-03-21
So what happened next? I ask, suppressing a yawn by bending over my notebook and doodling an Eye-Pod. The young Junior Researcher I'm interviewing doesn't notice, bless his heart; he just keeps…
Endless Hunt Part Four: Living Through Shattered Glass rumetzen (author) 2016-03-22
Note: This is part four in a multi-part story. It is highly recommended that you read the previous entry here, or start from the beginning here. “So, everything you told me was bullshit.” Rupinder…
A Photocopier in Reverse—Chapter 1 Jekeled (author) 2016-03-24
Just another day at the office the click-clack of the world's loudest mechanical keyboards, the bustle of the IT department's procrastination, and, of course, in the background, the omnipresent whir…
At the Library Wils (author) 2016-03-25
Note: This is part one in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982 Harold Maine sat at the desk and leafed through the medical dictionary. Did you even…
May 13th Ian is Me (author) 2016-03-25
Personal audio log for Agent Jason Finch, May 13th. It is… 13:02 where I am right now. Currently on route to a reported anomalous incident in the town of Pete’s Point, Washington. I have gone over the…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 2 Jekeled (author) 2016-03-26
Chapter 1 | Hub | Chapter 3 The morgue is a magical place. I was in there when it first opened up—the new one, at least. Slabs as far as the eye could see, each with its own water basin, lights,…
Razumite Games Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-03-28
A xenobiologist and a botanist sat beneath the shade of a tree in the forest outside Site-93. The latter rested her head on the former’s shoulder and softly hummed. After several moments, she brushed…
Endless Hunt Part Five: The Prisoner rumetzen (author) 2016-03-29
Note: This is part five in a multi-part story. It is highly recommended that you read the previous entry here, or start from the beginning here. Borrowed books covered the floor of the room. They…
My Beloved Gecko Decibelles (author) 2016-03-31
☦Dr. Gears takes his gecko out for a walk. Written for the Crackfiction contest.☦ &#3…
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