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Title Author Created
The Minions© day at the scp Randomini (author) 2016-04-01
Not Just A Cat In A Labcoat MonkeyClone (author) 2016-04-01
Gears Is Totally Not A Robot Guys Dr Solo (author) 2016-04-01
The following is an O5's (adult?) tale “No I’m telling you, there’s no fuckin’ way we’d have a goddamn robot in upper management.” “But a fucking dog is perfectly acceptable to you?” “That’s…
Lust in the Time of Anomalous Cholera WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-04-01
Hello? Little weak people, what's wrong? Oh, all doubled over in agony from a little something? Unable to guard the containment chambers while your bowels empty? Hahaha! Oh, I will get my revenge on…
Love and Relative Dimensions in Fate: Dr. Clef/Doctor Who Cyantreuse (author) 2016-04-01
“Alto Clef, there’s something you’d better understand about me ‘cause it’s important, and one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box!” ~The Doctor, some irrelevant year …
Pretty Magic Gaiden Mecha Tokyo-Mon Demon Ninja Sailor Clef rumetzen (author) 2016-04-01
EXT. PUFFER KITTENS GENTLEMEN’S CLUB - DAY The exterior of the building EXPLODES as CLEF-SAN is tossed through the window like a weekly shonen jump tossed through a shoji. He hits the ground bounces…
Dr. Bridge Over Troubled Water Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Nota Bene: This was writted for an April Foll's Day contest, and misspellings were part of the jugging criteria. Dr. Bridge was board at his desk. He was known all over the Fondation for his epic feet…
My Loever, the Dog: The Incredibly True Story of Kain Pathos Crow Zmax15 (author) 2016-04-01
My Lover, the Dog - Part one I’d always heard about Kain Pathos Crow, but I’d neve understood what he really was. He was a dog, but like that, so much a man. We were alone, I his new lab asisstant,…
Sophia Light At The End Of The Tunnel Steeltitan (author) 2016-04-01
Senior researcher Mars sucked in one last desperate, gasping death as she began to die. The hole in her chested burned. She could feel herself, floating upwards, lighter and lighter, as though she was…
Not a contest entry, but a crackfic about gods anyways SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-01
The gods gathered at the Great Abyss like flies attracted to rotten meat, hunting each other down and licking the wounds of the universe. They were also throwing a party. I just don't get it! …
The Flesh That Mates DrClef (author) 2016-04-01
Hey, guys, just so you know, this fic is, like, totally not safe for work and probably not safe for life either, so you probably shouldn't read it. Thanks. + show block – hide block My love has the…
Alto Clef Jr.: Fins of the Father DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2016-04-01
Death, some say, is an inevitability. The entire cosmos attempts to kill us; Meteors endeavor to crash into us, anomalies vie to redact us, the sun sends solar waves towards our humble planet,…
Teh Fantem of teh opura Cyantreuse (author) 2016-04-01
What? -Dr. John Blanchard, current ass director of information security Recovered from teh-fantem-of-teh-opura.tumblr.com: I can't wait for the opura preformance at the natl Eldritch Abdomination…
The Spider and the Flower: Natasha Romanoff/Pepper Potts/SCP-105/Andrea S. Adams Dewman (author) 2016-04-01
CONTENT WARNING: This story contains explicit descriptions of inexplicable nudity, improbable bodily-proportions, and sex-acts that will make you wonder if the author even knows how sex works. If…
Scruff, Claws, Paws Perelka_L (author) 2016-04-01
Where seconds ago was a stern and tall and generally rather intimidating Doctor Gears was now a tiny, fluffy kitten. Well. A cat. A very old and thin cat. The tape that Gears was passing to you fell…
Fried Chicken & Lime Jello, the Dr. Bjornsen story Dmatix (author) 2016-04-01
Listen. First thing first, I have absolutely no idea who Dr. Bjornsen is. I might, it is possible he's the guy I just clocked in the face with a sock with a brick innit, but evidence regarding this…
Virgil the Goldfish's Big Day Out Davsto (author) 2016-04-01
(a/n - this fanfic is set in a parallel universe where everyone in the devil may cry universe is a different type of fish! i like fishies, so it's just what i'd like! virgil is a really really hot…
Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario TyGently (author) 2016-04-01
Tymantha Gones. Tymantha Gones sat in a flimsy plastic chair. She was surrounded by eleven people sitting by ornate podiums, surrounding her in a semicircle, and looking down at her with cruel…
If It Looks Like a Duck, Swims Like a Duck, and Quacks Like a Duck, It's Probably a Shapeshifting Living Nightmare Eta Carinae (author) 2016-04-01
Once upon a time there was a Duckman Drakeman, who was legally but not religiously (very, very few members of the waterfowl family Anatidae are actually religiously inclined. Many of them eat fish,…
It's Not Pronounced Like the Thesaurus, Dammit! Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Dr. Roget was angry. He was furious. One might say he was enraged, or even wrathful. Why? Because the world was a terrible place, full of war, poverty, bigotry, abuse, greed, selfishness, people who…
Silber Strikes Back! (OC DO NOT STEAL!!!!!) ahbonjour (author) 2016-04-01
Disclaimer: these characters aren’t mine! This is a total work of fiction! I promise, I didn’t secretly sneak into the SCP world and record what they were doing…rofl!!! Gears: Yes you did! A/n: Who…
Agent Imants Plumbing Pool Repair And Pizza Delivery Service Eekium (author) 2016-04-01
Zyn: kaiju butterfly ninja master Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-04-01
SCP-682 barreled down the hallway, its tail swinging to and fro like a Newton's cradle of thunderous destruction. Its roar turned the hallways into tremulous noise-affected goop as the staff of Kiryu…
Legally a Falcon (For Tax Purposes) Waterfire (author) 2016-04-01
Leah Mauldin stood in front of the door, butterflies in her stomach. In her 9 years as Chief Financial Officer of Site-101, she had experienced many a challenge. Everything from a cat-turtle that ate…
SCP the Anime, part 4 (Gears/Iceberg, Clef/Kondraki, Rights/Light, Kain, monkey!Bright) MrWrong (author) 2016-04-02
THE FOLLOWING PROGRAMME HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR APPROPRIATE AUDIENCES BY THE DAI AKIHABARA TEREBI ANIME RINRI KANRI IINKAI. THE ANIME HAS BEEN RATED R+15. NO ONE UNDER 15 ADMITTED. SOME MATERIAL…
Carlysle Aktus is a prickly bastard (AN: high school AU) Bouncl (author) 2016-04-02
AN: im writing this becaus i dont like how carlisles route is handled in the gamme. u basically only get 2 be friends with him and i think es really awsome so im writing this story to show how it…
Constipation So Bad, You'll Need a Shot of Pitocin CumaeanSibyl (author) 2016-04-02
Okay, am I seeing things or is it getting bigger? You're seeing things. It never changes size. Are you sure, because Yes. It never changes. I took this assignment specifically because it…
Troy Lament and the Terror Ferrets of Darkling Lane Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-04-02
I wrote this for the 2016 Crack Fiction Contest. The title I chose was by thedeadlymoose, and came with the requirement that I include my own, original character in the tale. Bonus points would be…
Glass x Diogenes 4 Life! <3 Silberescher (author) 2016-04-02
Disclaimer: This tale uses the word fuck , and not as a curse word, as meaning what it means in the dictionary. The doctor gazed into the looking glass. In the looking glass was the looking Glass,…
Ruiz Sobers Up Leviathan34 (author) 2016-04-02
Once upon a time, in the mysterious land of Brooklyn, New York, Ruiz Duchamp was getting fucked up in Joey’s house. twinkly wind chime sound effects “Ruiz. Your art. I’m telling you, it’s not good.”…
SyFy Channel Presents: BEARMAGGEDON!!! kol aumer (author) 2016-04-02
Extranormal Event #: 2016-045 Date of Occurrence: 01/1/2016 Event Description: From approximately 6:00 pm to 11:00pm a broadcast overwrote the regularly scheduled programming for a number of…
It's All True thedeadlymoose (author) 2016-04-02
The Factually Correct and Profoundly Engrossing Story of Rose Labelle, Savior of Site 19, Bane of the Anomalous, and Emissary of the Library, in which She Ventures into Lands Unknown to Search for the…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 3 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-02
Chapter 2 | Hub | Chapter 4 There's got to be a twin, Caldmann says as he paces the length of the room. Over and over. Squarumscribing it with his feet. There's no way, I say, still sitting…
Home is A Place with Mushrooms Agent MacLeod (author) 2016-04-03
Also, for some reason, a ton of those mushrooms can talk….
The Maker and the Beast SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-04
It was a horrid place, where no laws stood and gods gathered like insects attracted to a great fire. The Great Abyss, it was called: a crack in reality beyond the eyes of mortals. Great beasts were…
A World Unsaved Blackbird5154 (author) 2016-04-06
Dear ████, Have you ever been out camping? As a child, while spending a night with other boy scouts at a camping site, I’d already started to realise what place we, the humans, reserved in this world….
The Harold Maine Fan Club Wils (author) 2016-04-10
This is part two in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry At the Library first. “Hey! Hey wait!” Aidan Brown, half-human, half-lobster, continued walking - or…
Autocorrect Wils (author) 2016-04-13
Note: This is part three in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry The Harold Maine Fan Club, or start from the beginning At the Library. The man tried again.“I'm…
Incident Zero - Part 1 DrClef (author) 2016-04-15
The call, like many of the worst things in life, came at 1 in the morning. Adrian groaned and rolled over in bed, reluctantly separating himself from Beats's warmth and softness and scent. One hand…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 4 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-15
Chapter 3 | Hub | Chapter 5 I have an idea, walking to my interviewee. Something in my walk or my face must change, because next thing I know, my phone rings. Hello? I say. the security footage…
Application to Form MTF Mu-3: Documents Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-04-15
Cover Letter Application Document To: The Office of The Foundation's Director of Mobile Task Forces From: Major Roger Dunn MTF Dept Subject: Application to form MTF Mu-3 I am attaching…
The Day of the Dragon SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-15
Grand Karcist Bumaro felt a great relief. For ages he had felt nothing but anger, hatred, desperation and a deep embedded shame. But as he placed his claw-like hands upon the small piece of clockwork,…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 5 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-15
Chapter 4 | Hub I march into the morgue, take a look at the rows and rows of cubicles, and march back to the reception area to get directions to Beanbaum's body. That taken care of, I march in….
Paris, Texas Wils (author) 2016-04-15
Note: This is part four in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Autocorrect, or start from the beginning At the Library. Calvin Paris sat and contemplated the man…
Ties That Bind Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-04-16
Phineas looked himself over in the bathroom mirror. Where have the years gone, old man? he thought to himself. His bald head reflected the bathroom lights. Veins were faintly visible beneath his pale…
Too Slow daveyoufool (author) 2016-04-17
SCP-A403 Briefing A403-2499-Omega Partial Mission Transcript 5/A403 Clearance Required Item #: SCP-A403 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-A403 is to be contained at Site-190…
Ball Gags and Scrambled Eggs DrClef (author)
LurkD (author)
2016-04-17
It was midnight when they dragged Dietrich and Bridge out of their beds, pinning them down before they had a chance to react. Filthy rubber ball gags were thrust into their mouths, followed shortly by…
In Harm's Way Sophia Light (author) 2016-04-22
Iris had been trying to reach through a photograph for the last several hours. It was an ordinary photograph. She'd taken it with her own camera a few minutes ago, as she had done with the last few…
Incident Zero - Part 2 DrClef (author) 2016-04-23
Adrian? Adrian!? Adrian Andrews's eyes shot open. Beatrix was leaning over him, a worried expression on her face. His jaw hurt and his teeth tasted like pennies. He sat up slowly, groaning as the…
7 Degrees of Separation Wils (author) 2016-04-24
Note: This is part five in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Paris, Texas, or start from the beginning At the Library. Carol Paris opened the door. “Hi dad,” she…
Realignment Kalinin (author) 2016-04-25
Many years ago, when she was a young Cyber Operations Specialist, the site where she stood had been alive, humming with the energy of a hundred servers, buzzing with activity as researchers hurried…
The Bard of Ambrose GreenWolf (author) 2016-04-26
⟨a_torres⟩ Then you believe that all thinking beings are merely philosophical zombies? ⟨bardeen⟩ Yes. &#…
To Settle All Accounts of the Heart Djoric (author) 2016-04-27
Please turn off your cell phones and pagers. The house lights dim, the murmurs fade, and there is quiet in the theater. Oh, so quiet. The tomb is nothing to this stillness. The hour is late, and the…
To Settle All Accounts of the Butt Randomini (author) 2016-04-27
Oi, turn off all your stuff, terminate your bleeps and bloops, we're waiting for the show to finally get on the road. The audience is cloaked in darkness, and the world feels like nothing. Silence…
The Last Good Man in the Foundation djkaktus (author) 2016-04-28
Hermes sat with a rifle clutched between his hands, shaking against the cold. The door behind them had locked days ago, and though their provisions were enough to last through another week, their…
Webs Wils (author) 2016-04-28
Note: This is part six in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry 7 Degrees of Separation, or start from the beginning At the Library. Harold Maine watched the tiny…
What's Real? Ian is Me (author) 2016-04-29
“Agent Powell, this is Site 42. Do you have eyes on the target?” “Negative, doc. Team is in position. We’re approaching manifestation time. Subject should arrive within the next half-hour.” “Good….

May 2016


Title Author Created
Endless Hunt Part Six: True Places Never Are rumetzen (author) 2016-05-02
Note: This is part six in a multi-part story. It is highly recommended that you read the previous entry here, or start from the beginning here. Amy couldn’t sleep. She wasn’t sure she wanted to. She…
Victims Wils (author) 2016-05-02
Note: This is part seven in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Webs, or start from the beginning At the Library. The police officer barred her way. “I'm sorry, you…
Typo Positive Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-05-02
For just a moment I relax. This is a safe place. For now. The receptionist is nice. She guides me to Mr. Jackson's Office. I look over my shoulder only three times as I walk down the hallway. I…
Convergence Eekium (author) 2016-05-08
Hub | | Next → Lilibeth Orion was sitting on the swing-set lazily kicking her feet back and forth. It was Autumn, and the trees were beginning to shed themselves of leaves. Their delicate descent…
Decompression Zyn (author) 2016-05-10
“Wake up. We’re going to the beach.” At the sound of his supervisor’s voice, Researcher Riven Mercer looked up from his stack of documents, a slightly-crazed look in his eyes. “…Is this an…
Another Good Dream, Another Strange Dream Eekium (author) 2016-05-15
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → Another good dream, Perseus mused as he approached Lilibeth on the porch. He was a fairly young man, but still leaned into a cane as he walked. Tugging at his hat and…
I Have a Patron LadyKatie (author) 2016-05-16
Fall 1477 It was a lovely late Fall afternoon when she visited my shop. A nervous looking girl, young and plain. Excuse me? Hm, yes? Did I get the right shop? I mean are you Leonardo da Vinci? …
Comfort Breaks Wils (author) 2016-05-16
Note: This is part eight in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Victims, or start from the beginning At the Library. ° ° ° Harold Maine pulled another beer from the…
The Analog Kid GreenWolf (author) 2016-05-16
They turned down a side street and ducked into a nearby coffee shop — which proudly advertised itself as “Not Another Fucking Starbucks, Est. Yes” — where they sat down at a corner table to wait. …
Putting a Ghost in the Machine ColCairn (author) 2016-05-20
Wind howled through the city streets as two solemn figures entered into the shelter of an alleyway. Their collars turned up to the rain, it was impossible to perceive their identities even in the…
Skeeve Online WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-05-21
Incident Report 2662-93 SCP-2662 reported an anomalous transmission to the Foundation associated with a recent video game purchase. Subject's copy of ██████ ██████ █ came with an undocumented bonus…
Dragon's Fall OZ Ouroboros (author) 2016-05-21
A word, to whom it may concern Daedalus fell closer and closer to the ground, gasping for air and on the point of total collapse. He had been flying nonstop for what seemed like an eternity. His…
1 Jack Ike (author) 2016-05-22
☦An ending.☦ 1. That was the current population of beings inhabiting the entire, extended multiverse. One single sapient being lay sleeping on the last patch of solid matter, topped with the last gas…
A Lesson in Power renacer (author) 2016-05-22
With her right hand pressed against cold steel, Dr. Kowalski guided herself through darkness. Steps forward were apprehensive shuffles. She had a sleep mask over her eyes, but she found herself…
Ye Olde Foundation djkaktus (author) 2016-05-24
Adrian Light sat on a stone near the creekside, quietly sharpening his blade on a whetstone. His eyes were closed, his movements guided by practice and muscle memory. A few short paces away, his…
Colors, Part II Cyantreuse (author) 2016-05-26
Out-of-universe note: This is a sequel to Colors. It is recommended you read Colors first for thematic and tonal reasons. Most of us aren’t aware of this, but we actually didn’t have color video…
Where There's A Will... Eekium (author) 2016-05-27
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → It was cold this far down, below any semblance of natural light, past where the churning of machinery boomed. Up above, birds chirped about the trees and and bees buzzed…
The Broken God Of Ayrshire - Chapter 1 Smapti (author) 2016-05-28
And so it was that the Old Ones could no longer abide the horrors begat by Meknah-Re, He That Breaks Men's Souls Upon the Forge, and together they tore him limb from limb and cast his ichorous…
Iterations ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-05-30
I am Masahiro Goto, formerly SCP-2265-A. Five years ago I was released from a twenty year time loop. I need not elaborate further; the Foundation gave me a (heavily censored) copy of my documentation…
The Word and The Cool Kids TyGently (author) 2016-05-31
Part I: The Word and The Cool Kids | Part II | Part III Adrian Baudin had a recurring dream. He'd dream that he was lying awake on his cot, in the basement beneath the house in which he'd spent two…

June 2016


Title Author Created
Legerdemain D-Mos (author) 2016-06-02
♪Take a little walk to the edge of town♪ ♪Go across the tracks♪ Ogden lay in bed at the MTF Alpha-1 headquarters. Recently his dreams took him back to his old neighborhood. He'd stroll down the…
Our Mutual Guide psul (author) 2016-06-03
« An Impenitent Thief | Hub | Pattern Breaker » I can feel it calling to me. It is always calling to me. Those old pages, dust-dry and crumbling. Lines of staff like furrows, seeded with notes,…
Snail Tale Pig_catapult (author) 2016-06-05
It was time. His children were ready to come into the world. They would have to be born by C-section, however; he had no natural opening from which to birth them. He took his cellphone into the…
New Job DrChandra (author) 2016-06-08
FOUNDATION TERMINAL ONLINE. PLEASE ENTER LOGIN INFORMATION AND PASSWORD. pcs.noitadnuof|doowgnillocyzzi#pcs.noitadnuof|doowgnillocyzzi | alonebeneathaweepingwillow HELLO DR. COLLINGWOOD. YOU HAVE…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 11: Intermission Faminepulse (author) 2016-06-08
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 11, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA In October 2098, entertainment was acquired by Marshall, Carter, and Dark. Around this…
Pain ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-06-10
Nikolai rubbed his hands together for what felt like the millionth time. Even after months here, he still was not accustomed to Stalingrad - the battle or the weather. I miss Vladivostok Still, only…
Prelude: Primae Formae Decibelles (author) 2016-06-11
The city burns tonight. Written for the On Mount Golgotha canon….
Uncle Jeff daveyoufool (author) 2016-06-12
This thing on? Who am I contacting? Don't answer that. I can see your response before it comes out your mouth, so save your breath. That's entry-level telepathy for ya - you're welcome. Anyway, how's…
CODE NAME: ████ ███ - The Truth Jack Ike (author) 2016-06-17
What is the easiest way to hide the identity of SCP-001? This would have been a perplexing question for the Administrator who had conceived General Notice 001-Alpha. How do you hide the most important…
T Minus A Random Day (author) 2016-06-17
SEPTEMBER 1, 1998 T-MINUS SEVEN HOURS Initializing 9JX_Intelligence_Matrix_FINAL2.ai Initializing 9JY_Intelligence_Matrix_FINAL3.ai Initializing 9JX_Combat_Matrix_FINAL2.ai Initializing…
Not To Disappear - 1 minmin (author) 2016-06-18
Previous / Next 1. In the dusty bedroom of her Georgetown apartment, Hannah Cho sits on the edge of her bed, mobile phone in hand, unable to believe the voice from the other end of the line. Excuse …
Pattern Breaker psul (author) 2016-06-20
« Our Mutual Guide | Hub | The Musical Suspects » Stolen!? How can it be stolen? I'm sorry Emma, but I don't know. Dr. Pherson looked exhausted. I've been trying to find out, but no-one will…
Perfect Mind Blackbird5154 (author) 2016-06-21
Whenever I enter my Mind Palace, no matter where I am - be it the subway, a forest, or a hospital ward - white walls come up around me. They are cold and seem to be made of light. This place hasn't…

July 2016


Title Author Created
Intermission: Audience of Crowns DreamwalkerFae (author) 2016-07-03
Crown of the Sky Crown of the Noose Crown of Death Twinkle, twinkle shining star Tumbling 'bove the Earth so far Will and will in constant dance Ever in your nightly prance Quarseta couldn't…
Deadalive Deadalive DreamwalkerFae (author) 2016-07-03
Old soul, new soul Key in your pocket Look out for the Laughing Man On your path home. 1 2 3 4 It had been five months. Five months of nothing but searching. Of nothing but requests for aid. Of…
Consolidation Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-05
We're here. I'll send you a response when the dust has settled. I hope you have a plan B, because I'm honestly expecting this whole thing to crash and burn. Your concern is noted, but I think you'll…
A Simple Solution GibberingEloquence (author) 2016-07-07
Author's Note: These gnomes are based on the ones from SCP-1956. The hustle and bustle grew throughout the marketplace as the striped feet of gnomes darted about. The festival was long-awaited, with…
Rabbit Hole In Time Lapse Eekium (author) 2016-07-08
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → The more time Lilibeth spent away from the cottage and at The Library, the more she realized how used she had been. By what she couldn't be sure, but she had begun to…
Eta-5 and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Oragamizilla Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-07-09
FZZZT! Every nerve ending screams out in pain as Jonas crosses the threshold between dimensions. He emerges Earth-side, appearing on the side of an empty road on the outskirts of Kijong-dong. He spots…
His Name CirclesAndSquares (author) 2016-07-11
The second he opened his eyes, his heart sank. His mouth was slick with a thin film that tasted like peppermint and batteries. His sinuses felt greasy and his eyes felt cold and small. Amnestics….
A Few Minor Counts of Bookkeeping Jekeled (author) 2016-07-15
Look, it went like this: May 3, 2004: God, what a mess, Doctor Zimmerman said, as she surveyed the carnage in the room. The incompetence on display They need a filing cabinet for sure, her…
Them Eta Carinae (author) 2016-07-18
Let's see what an official report would look like: Item #: Should they become a number? Object Class: Very Beautiful. Special Containment Procedures: Should they be contained? Description:…
Bal-chatri Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-23
Arcs of electricity left Vincent Anderson’s body as he walked through the Three Portlands rain, the wayward bolts striking nearby buildings and light fixtures as he slowly marched down the center of…
Moonlighting A Random Day (author) 2016-07-27
When Santosh was six years old, he found out that Santa Claus didn't exist. After writing his Christmas list, he told his parents about it, mentioning the Game Boy and roller skates on the list. His…

August 2016


Title Author Created
The End is the Beginning is the End Apoplexic (author) 2016-08-01
Temporal Causality Report C-4295 Incident 9A-4295 - Investigative Conclusion Per Communications Protocol Delta-7, this report, all attachments, and the associated personnel file are to remain secured…
Bones of Autumn trennerdios (author) 2016-08-08
Childe of October, Childe of the Stalks I question your presence while the transgressor walks The treasure you offer is not yet complete The task is still open, make haste with your feet Our savior,…
The Cage Multiscoop (author) 2016-08-11
Journal of Frank Adam Bourne 26/04/2013: Today was a little strange. I had just closed up and was heading out the door when a short man in a suit approached me. He asked if I was interested in a…
Secret Of The Goldfish SpectralDragon (author) 2016-08-11
Speaker turned into the alley with the calm purposefulness of a person that was clearly justified in whatever they were doing. The suit helped too, but they had found that body language was the key to…
Blood, Sweat, and Beers Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-08-12
12. STEP 14/3 One Beta will collect the rings from each of the Alphas. All five rings are to be brought to the River City train station, and placed in locker #212. The man stepped back and let me…
Busy Office Bees DrMagnus (author) 2016-08-19
Site 22 He always hated the buzz of the lights. Something about that off-tone, buzzing noise just didn't sit right. It shouldn't be that way: a low, droning buzz, while reading through file after…
The Fountain of Lamneth Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-08-22
Agent Kanako Yamada grumbles and slumps in her stool at the bar, her arms propping her head up and stopping it from smacking into the glass of whiskey on the table. She adjusts her vest irritably and…
In Search Of Lost Antigo Smapti (author) 2016-08-23
To whoever might read this manuscript; greetings to thee, well met and well come. I pray for your safety, for if you have found this document, you are surely in grave danger yourself. I say this not…
Not To Disappear - 2 minmin (author) 2016-08-28
Previous / Next 2. They'd called it the Bungalow, back then. Single-storeys and semi-detacheds had lined the streets then, and the additional floor of number 32 towered above its surroundings. But…
The Diary of Captain Henry Hughes MCCLVII, Captain of the H.M.S Sprint - Page 1 HexaDon (author) 2016-08-29
You might want to read this before you begin. 101/1110/245B8 I, Henry Hughes MCCLVII, proclaim this textboard, my diary for the duration of The Journey. It has taken my fatherparent, the great…
Forgiveness Wils (author) 2016-08-29
Note: This is part nine in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Comfort Breaks first, or start from…
Amnestic LordStonefish (author) 2016-08-31
A poetic meditation…
Operation LLEWYN DARK Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-08-31
Operation LLEWYN DARK Geas Overview After-Action Report: Operation LAPLACIAN MIDNIGHT OVERVIEW OF OPERATION LLEWYN DARK Overview On July 19th, 1982, Prometheus Astrotechnologies' first in-house…

September 2016


Title Author Created
Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
Yanma Mirski sat on the concrete floor staring at the small gem before him. For the past dozen months he had sat at the bottom of this gloomy hexagonal vault, as he was doing now. The wall opposite…
The Keysmith's Bootstrap Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
The smell of salt and the sound of quietly lapping waves suddenly appears. I fall, the solid floor previously supporting me now vanished, down to the surface of the water I know is below me. I should…
Closure Ihp (author) 2016-09-03
Dr. Cassandra Pike spent this Friday night the same way she had spent every Friday night for the past three months: curled up on the couch, eating vanilla ice cream mixed with popcorn, watching some…
Person of Interest File #2273/01 Agent MacLeod (author) 2016-09-06
Person of Interest File #2273/01 Legal Name: Alexei Belitrov Aliases used: Father Anvil Associated Groups of Interest: The Eastern Clockwork Orthodox Church1 Reason for monitoring: PoI is a former…
Matryoshka: Prologue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-06
O5-8 opened the door to the observation deck, brightly lit by a clear morning sun. The observers on the 86th floor had a clear panorama of Manhattan, still buried in snow from the storm passing…
Matryoshka: Part One Kalinin (author) 2016-09-07
Do you have children, Ekaterina? SCP-1041, dressed in loose-fitting gray and black striped clothes, picked another file out of the cabinet and rifled through it, her flashlight scanning quickly,…
A Great Idea, Probably... Mf99k (author) 2016-09-08
To be honest, you felt pretty lucky that you were assigned to one of the least dangerous skips you could think of. It wasn't memetic (or antimemetic for that matter) and all you were required to do…
Matryoshka: Part Two Kalinin (author) 2016-09-09
Directly across from Stillwell sat Juhasz in the green plastic chair. To his left was Coogan on the threadbare gray couch. Stillwell shifted in his flimsy wooden folding chair. Its creaking echoed far…
Portrait of Two Choreographers LordStonefish (author) 2016-09-10
SCP-████ Addendum: Partial list of recovered documents from Incident-████/4. Documents constitute a correspondence between PoI-4667 and PoI-4668, both prominent anartists potentially involved in the…
Matryoshka: Part Three Kalinin (author) 2016-09-12
The sudden, electric buzz of his cell door unlocking assaulted the doctor's ears as he lay on the bare metal cot, instinctively recoiling from the noise. He raised a scrap of his coat to shield his…
Matryoshka: Part Four Kalinin (author) 2016-09-14
The muddy slush of frozen earth soaked into Spinella's clothes as he writhed on the ground, gasping for air, spitting blood. From his back, he watched the old man's shadow on the ground beside him…
November Sun trennerdios (author) 2016-09-15
Researcher Jordan Kytes desperately wanted to keep sleeping, but the alarms insisted he was done. Still groggy, he slowly forced himself to his feet, and shuffled to the door to see what was going on….
The Pattern (Interlude) Eekium (author) 2016-09-15
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → Somewhere in the depths of Site-19, an old man by the name of Victor Stafford sat quietly in an interview room. Despite being away from the Foundation for almost 15…
Matryoshka: Part Five Kalinin (author) 2016-09-16
Nechayeva emerged from a utility panel in a frozen alleyway after a thirty minute trek through the underground service corridors. She recognized her surroundings as a nearby power substation. She was…
D-5111 Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-09-18
Day 1 D-5111 woke with a sudden jolt, and a splitting headache. As she rapidly blinked, her eyes adjusting to the low light of her environment, she took the time to look around. She was dressed in an…
The Aftermath: But Here's What Really Happened TheDuckman (author) 2016-09-18
Hey, uh, hey Clef? Yes, Konnie? We really fucked up good this time, didn't we? Shut up and keep your eyes on the statue. I'm almost done cleaning.
Indwelling of Bright MrWrong (author) 2016-09-18
The D-Castes who are descendants of sinners and heathens! The D-Castes who must repent for their ancestors' sins and heathenry! The D-Castes who will support the Holy Foundation with their bodies!…
A Reason To Die Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-09-18
Footsteps. A pair of them are approaching. They reverberate throughout the hallway and into my bare cell, shattering the perfect silence and setting me on edge. There is a loud buzz, close enough this…
Ineffective Cormorant777 (author) 2016-09-18
The dream always starts the same way. The prison doors slammed closed behind me. For a moment I was locked in a narrow passageway between two buildings the door to the visitors' entrance behind me,…
A Simple Plan For Success, In Three Parts: Step 1, Take From Peter. Step 2, Pay Paul. Step 3, Repeat. Jekeled (author) 2016-09-18
D-193724 was told, one day, to sit in a folding metal chair and to stare at a wall until told to stop. He was not allowed any sort of reading materials or entertainment, or to look away. To enforce…
After The End weizhong (author) 2016-09-18
The skip was proving to be significantly more difficult to deal with than I had anticipated. As in, it was actively attempting to carve my face into a nice confetti, and then sprinkle my con-face-tti…
Excitement CirclesAndSquares (author) 2016-09-18
Howard knew he should be afraid. He knew any place where they insisted on calling you by a number was a place you didn’t want to be. He knew that a lab coat gave a man the idea that he could do things…
History Humanmale (author) 2016-09-18
There once was a D-Class from Matlock, Whose dick was too big for his sock, So he rolled up his sheet, All nice and neat, And proceeded to play with his cock. I love you Susan. I love you Susan. I…
Cat In A Box LurkD (author) 2016-09-18
And What Was a Soul to That Blank White World Cyantreuse (author) 2016-09-19
Out-of-universe note: This tale is set in the context of the Broken Masquerade universe. It is recommended you be familiar with that canon's setting and plot before proceeding. “A month. Tops.” “I…
D-2000 Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-19
From: Foundation Global Administration, Requisitions Division To: Researcher Byzant Subject: Approval of D-Class request for SCP-4932 Researcher Byzant, Your request for 1,250 D-Class personnel for…
Sunday Funnies Randomini (author) 2016-09-19
Matryoshka: Part Six Kalinin (author) 2016-09-19
The Site-7 surgical auditorium, for all of its wood paneling lining the walls and the rows of well-worn theater style seats, might have been any one of a hundred medical facilities of the rational…
John James Quantum Physician (author) 2016-09-20
In my opinion, the whirlwind of rumours and false reports surrounding the role of D-Class in this institution has created an increasingly poisonous, and frankly unprofessional, atmosphere over the…
Mr. Parker Erazm (author) 2016-09-21
Mr. Parker. Don't look so surprised, you have to have known this day was going to come eventually. One of your fellow boarders was kind enough to let me in. They won't be disturbing us, so please, sit…
A Memorandum Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-09-21
OFFICIAL ETHICS COMMITTEE MEMORANDUM From: Dr. Adileh Khayyam, Site-43 Psychologist and Humanoid Anomaly Specialist To: Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian, Ethics Committee Liaison Re: Harrassment of Dr….
Matryoshka: Part Seven Kalinin (author) 2016-09-21
The old man was propped up in the corner, some surplus Red Army blankets hastily bunched up to provide both warmth and stability for the frail humanoid. He peered out from beneath his hat with…
The Escape From Site-132 MrRonin (author) 2016-09-21
The following tale is based on SCP-2150. Reading the article is not required, but if you wish to do so, the link is here Hey, did you hear about what happened to the guy at the far end of our block? …
Budget Cuts Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-09-22
It was a gloomy day at Site-19. “They just cut our funding again,” Dr. Bergstrom said, speaking around a mouthful of Salisbury steak. “I’m down to two assistants.” “I hear you, man,” Agent Rourke said…
A Personal Connection CapnThatguy (author) 2016-09-22
“Next number, please,” the voice behind the speakers droned. D-24461 leaned heavily on the stark steel table, staring at the black rotary phone before her. She looked up at the empty room, towards the…
Whoa, Here She Comes AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-22
Dr. Agarwal, Reynolds poked his head nervously into Lakshmi's office, you're needed in 5760's enclosure. That’s the kitten, right? The kitten that cures all forms of pediatric cancer? No,…
Innocence Roget (author) 2016-09-23
MR MONEY AND GIRL The first thing that Latoya saw of this money man was a spray of diamonds firing out his nose as she was filing into the room. Black hair slicked back over his head and juxtaposed…
Matryoshka: Part Eight Kalinin (author) 2016-09-24
Try to keep up, old man. I'd like to be as far as possible from Site-7 when their part of the plan starts. Spinella wheezed as he trotted, sweeping his flashlight in front of him and trying to avoid…
Show You What All That Howl Is For AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-24
Part 1 : Whoa, Here She Comes “Please put your hand into the mouth of the statue.” D-19238 did nothing. “I said put your hand in the mouth of the statue.” D-19238 simply grinned. “I know you from…
What Ever Happened? TyGently (author) 2016-09-25
D-13279 had long ago learned how to tell death from dreaming. Every month, it happened like this, and there was a moment of uncertainty. When the drugs have finished pumping their way through the…
To Be Noir Not To Be Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-09-25
Some time in the 1920s, almost a century before there were such things as Markov plot generators or infrafictional constructs, a dirt-broke novelist in the middle of L.A. somehow discovered the first…
Boxes psul (author) 2016-09-25
I left the box on Karen's nightstand, pausing to listen a while to her soft breathing. It's not a large box, but it's large enough that she'll notice when she wakes up. An e-reader, near new. It was a…
A Second Chance Ovalusc (author) 2016-09-25
When the officers knocked on my door at three in the morning, I had no idea what to think. When they took out the handcuffs and started reciting my rights, I assumed it had to be some kind of joke….
Untitled Kestin (author) 2016-09-26
This was definitely not D-3748's cell. For one thing, the room was silent. During the day, his cellmates were constantly shuffling, scribbling on the blank paper they were generously given, getting…
A Price to be Paid MegalomaniacInchworm (author) 2016-09-26
A Price to be Paid It's one of the enduring myths of the Foundation, said the redheaded woman in the snappy suit, stabbing idly at her salad with her cafeteria-issued plastic fork. 'D for…
Just A Song Eta Carinae (author) 2016-09-26
The Director of Site-19 glares at his desk, overloaded with documents and files, and sighs. Where to begin? He fumbles around for a while. 'Recent recruits' upcoming evaluations' 'SCP-173's latest…
Body Bags Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-09-26
He lies in darkness, no sound but his own heartbeat in his ears. The sickly warm air inside the bag suffocates him; the plastic sticks to his skin, making him sweat. How long has it been? Hours? Days?…
Inside/Outside CapnThatguy (author) 2016-09-26
On 10/18/20██ the following unauthorized modifications to the experimental data of SCP-2719 were logged by the external monitoring server. Based on the information gained from the logs, and the…
Matryoshka: Part Nine Kalinin (author) 2016-09-27
Stillwell poked his head up, slowly, peering through the grimy window pane down at the surgical theater below their perch in the mezzanine. He sank back down. Coogan was busy tying the sheets they had…
Not To Disappear - 3 minmin (author) 2016-09-27
Previous / Next 3. Darkness falls over the island of Penang as the strange cars surround Number 32. On both ends of the street, dark sedans with tinted windows pull up to a halt. In front of the…
The Beast You've Made Of Me AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-27
Part 1: Whoa, Here She Comes Part 2: Show You What All That Howl Is For “Are you sure?” the creature asked, ears flattened in uncertainty, claws pressed ever so lightly into the researcher’s exposed…
Paddy's Last Jest daveyoufool (author) 2016-09-28
Dear All Of You Money-Grubbing, Arrogant, Sycophantic, Empty-Skulled, Lying, Poorly-Animated Asslickers, Especially Freddy Fucking Backstabbing Judas Fox And Kenny Never Worked A Day In His Sexless…
Matryoshka: Epilogue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-28
Stillwell resisted the urge to scratch beneath the cast on his arm. Cigarette smoke had never been something he was fond of, but in the close room, with the interviewing officer exhaling it constantly…
I Keep The Wolf From The Door AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-29
Part 1: Whoa, Here She Comes Part 2: Show You What All That Howl Is For Part 3: The Beast You've Made Of Me “This was…surprisingly nice, 5760. Though you've provided me with a particularly low…
The Line of Duty Apoplexic (author) 2016-09-30
“I can't do this Leonard.” Richard straightened the sheaf of papers splayed across his coffee table, shoving them back into a folio. “I'll deny it; there are other candidates, take one of them.”…
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