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Title Author Created
The Minions© day at the scp Randomini (author) 2016-04-01
Not Just A Cat In A Labcoat MonkeyClone (author) 2016-04-01
Gears Is Totally Not A Robot Guys Dr Solo (author) 2016-04-01
The following is an O5's (adult?) tale “No I’m telling you, there’s no fuckin’ way we’d have a goddamn robot in upper management.” “But a fucking dog is perfectly acceptable to you?” “That’s…
Lust in the Time of Anomalous Cholera WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-04-01
Hello? Little weak people, what's wrong? Oh, all doubled over in agony from a little something? Unable to guard the containment chambers while your bowels empty? Hahaha! Oh, I will get my revenge on…
Love and Relative Dimensions in Fate: Dr. Clef/Doctor Who Cyantreuse (author) 2016-04-01
“Alto Clef, there’s something you’d better understand about me ‘cause it’s important, and one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box!” ~the Doctor, some irrelevant year …
Pretty Magic Gaiden Mecha Tokyo-Mon Demon Ninja Sailor Clef rumetzen (author) 2016-04-01
EXT. PUFFER KITTENS GENTLEMEN’S CLUB - DAY The exterior of the building EXPLODES as CLEF-SAN is tossed through the window like a weekly shonen jump tossed through a shoji. He hits the ground bounces…
Dr. Bridge Over Troubled Water Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Nota Bene: This was writted for an April Foll's Day contest, and misspellings were part of the jugging criteria. Dr. Bridge was board at his desk. He was known all over the Fondation for his epic feet…
My Loever, the Dog: The Incredibly True Story of Kain Pathos Crow Zmax15 (author) 2016-04-01
My Lover, the Dog - Part one I’d always heard about Kain Pathos Crow, but I’d neve understood what he really was. He was a dog, but like that, so much a man. We were alone, I his new lab asisstant,…
Sophia Light At The End Of The Tunnel Steeltitan (author) 2016-04-01
Senior researcher Mars sucked in one last desperate, gasping death as she began to die. The hole in her chested burned. She could feel herself, floating upwards, lighter and lighter, as though she was…
Not a contest entry, but a crackfic about gods anyways SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-01
The gods gathered at the Great Abyss like flies attracted to rotten meat, hunting each other down and licking the wounds of the universe. They were also throwing a party. I just don't get it! …
The Flesh That Mates DrClef (author) 2016-04-01
Hey, guys, just so you know, this fic is, like, totally not safe for work and probably not safe for life either, so you probably shouldn't read it. Thanks. + show block – hide block My love has the…
Alto Clef Jr.: Fins of the Father DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2016-04-01
Death, some say, is an inevitability. The entire cosmos attempts to kill us; Meteors endeavor to crash into us, anomalies vie to redact us, the sun sends solar waves towards our humble planet,…
The Spider and the Flower: Natasha Romanoff/Pepper Potts/SCP-105/Andrea S. Adams Dewman (author) 2016-04-01
CONTENT WARNING: This tale contains explicit descriptions of highly sexual content. If you are not of legal age to be exposed to such material, I am obligated by law and a general sense of moral duty…
Scruff, Claws, Paws Perelka_L (author) 2016-04-01
Where seconds ago was a stern and tall and generally rather intimidating Doctor Gears was now a tiny, fluffy kitten. Well. A cat. A very old and thin cat. The tape that Gears was passing to you fell…
Fried Chicken & Lime Jello, the Dr. Bjornsen story Dmatix (author) 2016-04-01
Listen. First thing first, I have absolutely no idea who Dr. Bjornsen is. I might, it is possible he's the guy I just clocked in the face with a sock with a brick innit, but evidence regarding this…
Virgil the Goldfish's Big Day Out Davsto (author) 2016-04-01
(a/n - this fanfic is set in a parallel universe where everyone in the devil may cry universe is a different type of fish! i like fishies, so it's just what i'd like! virgil is a really really hot…
Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario TyGently (author) 2016-04-01
Tymantha Gones. Tymantha Gones sat in a flimsy plastic chair. She was surrounded by eleven people sitting by ornate podiums, surrounding her in a semicircle, and looking down at her with cruel…
If It Looks Like a Duck, Swims Like a Duck, and Quacks Like a Duck, It's Probably a Shapeshifting Living Nightmare Eta Carinae (author) 2016-04-01
Once upon a time there was a Duckman Drakeman, who was legally but not religiously (very, very few members of the waterfowl family Anatidae are actually religiously inclined. Many of them eat fish,…
It's Not Pronounced Like the Thesaurus, Dammit! Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Dr. Roget was angry. He was furious. One might say he was enraged, or even wrathful. Why? Because the world was a terrible place, full of war, poverty, bigotry, abuse, greed, selfishness, people who…
Silber Strikes Back! (OC DO NOT STEAL!!!!!) ahbonjour (author) 2016-04-01
Disclaimer: these characters aren’t mine! This is a total work of fiction! I promise, I didn’t secretly sneak into the SCP world and record what they were doing…rofl!!! Gears: Yes you did! A/n: Who…
Agent Imants Plumbing Pool Repair And Pizza Delivery Service Eekium (author) 2016-04-01
Zyn: kaiju butterfly ninja master Taffeta (author) 2016-04-01
SCP-682 barreled down the hallway, its tail swinging to and fro like a Newton's cradle of thunderous destruction. Its roar turned the hallways into tremulous noise-affected goop as the staff of Kiryu…
Legally a Falcon (For Tax Purposes) Waterfire (author) 2016-04-01
Leah Mauldin stood in front of the door, butterflies in her stomach. In her 9 years as Chief Financial Officer of Site-101, she had experienced many a challenge. Everything from a cat-turtle that ate…
SCP the Anime, part 4 (Gears/Iceberg, Clef/Kondraki, Rights/Light, Kain, monkey!Bright) MrWrong (author) 2016-04-02
THE FOLLOWING PROGRAMME HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR APPROPRIATE AUDIENCES BY THE DAI AKIHABARA TEREBI ANIME RINRI KANRI IINKAI. THE ANIME HAS BEEN RATED R+15. NO ONE UNDER 15 ADMITTED. SOME MATERIAL…
Carlysle Aktus is a prickly bastard (AN: high school AU) Bouncl (author) 2016-04-02
AN: im writing this becaus i dont like how carlisles route is handled in the gamme. u basically only get 2 be friends with him and i think es really awsome so im writing this story to show how it…
Constipation So Bad, You'll Need a Shot of Pitocin CumaeanSibyl (author) 2016-04-02
Okay, am I seeing things or is it getting bigger? You're seeing things. It never changes size. Are you sure, because Yes. It never changes. I took this assignment specifically because it…
Troy Lament and the Terror Ferrets of Darkling Lane Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-04-02
I wrote this for the 2016 Crack Fiction Contest. The title I chose was by thedeadlymoose, and came with the requirement that I include my own, original character in the tale. Bonus points would be…
Glass x Diogenes 4 Life! <3 Silberescher (author) 2016-04-02
Disclaimer: This tale uses the word fuck , and not as a curse word, as meaning what it means in the dictionary. The doctor gazed into the looking glass. In the looking glass was the looking Glass,…
Ruiz Sobers Up Leviathan34 (author) 2016-04-02
Once upon a time, in the mysterious land of Brooklyn, New York, Ruiz Duchamp was getting fucked up in Joey’s house. twinkly wind chime sound effects “Ruiz. Your art. I’m telling you, it’s not good.”…
SyFy Channel Presents: BEARMAGGEDON!!! kol aumer (author) 2016-04-02
Extranormal Event #: 2016-045 Date of Occurrence: 01/1/2016 Event Description: From approximately 6:00 pm to 11:00pm a broadcast overwrote the regularly scheduled programming for a number of…
It's All True thedeadlymoose (author) 2016-04-02
The Factually Correct and Profoundly Engrossing Story of Rose Labelle, Savior of Site 19, Bane of the Anomalous, and Emissary of the Library, in which She Ventures into Lands Unknown to Search for the…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 3 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-02
Chapter 2 | Hub | Chapter 4 There's got to be a twin, Caldmann says as he paces the length of the room. Over and over. Squarumscribing it with his feet. There's no way, I say, still sitting…
Home is A Place with Mushrooms Agent MacLeod (author) 2016-04-03
Also, for some reason, a ton of those mushrooms can talk…
The Maker and the Beast SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-04
It was a horrid place, where no laws stood and gods gathered like insects attracted to a great fire. The Great Abyss, it was called: a crack in reality beyond the eyes of mortals. Great beasts were…
A World Unsaved Blackbird5154 (author) 2016-04-06
Dear ████, Have you ever been out camping? As a child, while spending a night with other boy scouts at a camping site, I’d already started to realise what place we, the humans, reserved in this world….
The Harold Maine Fan Club Wils (author) 2016-04-10
This is part two in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry At the Library first. “Hey! Hey wait!” Aidan Brown, half-human, half-lobster, continued walking - or…
Autocorrect Wils (author) 2016-04-13
Note: This is part three in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry The Harold Maine Fan Club, or start from the beginning At the Library. The man tried again.“I'm…
Incident Zero - Part 1 DrClef (author) 2016-04-15
The call, like many of the worst things in life, came at 1 in the morning. Adrian groaned and rolled over in bed, reluctantly separating himself from Beats's warmth and softness and scent. One hand…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 4 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-15
Chapter 3 | Hub | Chapter 5 I have an idea, walking to my interviewee. Something in my walk or my face must change, because next thing I know, my phone rings. Hello? I say. the security footage…
Application to Form MTF Mu-3: Documents Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-04-15
I am attaching this cover letter to the application for formation of Mobile Task Force Mu-3 to expound on why such a Task Force should be created….
The Day of the Dragon SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-15
Grand Karcist Bumaro felt a great relief. For ages he had felt nothing but anger, hatred, desperation and a deep embedded shame. But as he placed his claw-like hands upon the small piece of clockwork,…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 5 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-15
Chapter 4 | Hub I march into the morgue, take a look at the rows and rows of cubicles, and march back to the reception area to get directions to Beanbaum's body. That taken care of, I march in….
Paris, Texas Wils (author) 2016-04-15
Note: This is part four in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Autocorrect, or start from the beginning At the Library. Calvin Paris sat and contemplated the man…
Ties That Bind Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-04-16
Phineas looked himself over in the bathroom mirror. Where have the years gone, old man? he thought to himself. His bald head reflected the bathroom lights. Veins were faintly visible beneath his pale…
Too Slow daveyoufool (author) 2016-04-17
SCP-A403 Briefing A403-2499-Omega Partial Mission Transcript 5/A403 Clearance Required Item #: SCP-A403 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-A403 is to be contained at Site-190…
Ball Gags and Scrambled Eggs LurkD (author)
DrClef (author)
2016-04-17
It was midnight when they dragged Dietrich and Bridge out of their beds, pinning them down before they had a chance to react. Filthy rubber ball gags were thrust into their mouths, followed shortly by…
In Harm's Way Sophia Light (author) 2016-04-22
Iris had been trying to reach through a photograph for the last several hours. It was an ordinary photograph. She'd taken it with her own camera a few minutes ago, as she had done with the last few…
Incident Zero - Part 2 DrClef (author) 2016-04-23
Adrian? Adrian!? Adrian Andrews's eyes shot open. Beatrix was leaning over him, a worried expression on her face. His jaw hurt and his teeth tasted like pennies. He sat up slowly, groaning as the…
7 Degrees of Separation Wils (author) 2016-04-24
Note: This is part five in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Paris, Texas, or start from the beginning At the Library. Carol Paris opened the door. “Hi dad,” she…
Realignment Kalinin (author) 2016-04-25
Many years ago, when she was a young Cyber Operations Specialist, the site where she stood had been alive, humming with the energy of a hundred servers, buzzing with activity as researchers hurried…
The Bard of Ambrose GreenWolf (author) 2016-04-26
⟨a_torres⟩ Then you believe that all thinking beings are merely philosophical zombies? ⟨bardeen⟩ Yes. &#…
To Settle All Accounts of the Heart Djoric (author) 2016-04-27
Please turn off your cell phones and pagers. The house lights dim, the murmurs fade, and there is quiet in the theater. Oh, so quiet. The tomb is nothing to this stillness. The hour is late, and the…
To Settle All Accounts of the Butt Randomini (author) 2016-04-27
Oi, turn off all your stuff, terminate your bleeps and bloops, we're waiting for the show to finally get on the road. The audience is cloaked in darkness, and the world feels like nothing. Silence…
The Last Good Man in the Foundation djkaktus (author) 2016-04-28
Hermes sat with a rifle clutched between his hands, shaking against the cold. The door behind them had locked days ago, and though their provisions were enough to last through another week, their…
Webs Wils (author) 2016-04-28
Note: This is part six in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry 7 Degrees of Separation, or start from the beginning At the Library. Harold Maine watched the tiny…
What's Real? Ian is Me (author) 2016-04-29
“Agent Powell, this is Site 42. Do you have eyes on the target?” “Negative, doc. Team is in position. We’re approaching manifestation time. Subject should arrive within the next half-hour.” “Good….

May 2016


Title Author Created
True Places Never Are rumetzen (author) 2016-05-02
Amy couldn’t sleep. She wasn’t sure she wanted to. She lay on the mattress, staring into the void of the night. Starless, moonless, cloudless. Nothing but darkness, surrounding her. Glowing shapes…
Victims Wils (author) 2016-05-02
Note: This is part seven in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Webs, or start from the beginning At the Library. The police officer barred her way. “I'm sorry, you…
Typo Positive Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-05-02
For just a moment I relax. This is a safe place. For now. The receptionist is nice. She guides me to Mr. Jackson's Office. I look over my shoulder only three times as I walk down the hallway. I…
Convergence Eekium (author) 2016-05-08
Hub | | Next → Lilibeth Orion was sitting on the swing-set lazily kicking her feet back and forth. It was Autumn, and the trees were beginning to shed themselves of leaves. Their delicate descent…
Decompression Zyn (author) 2016-05-10
“Wake up. We’re going to the beach.” At the sound of his supervisor’s voice, Researcher Riven Mercer looked up from his stack of documents, a slightly-crazed look in his eyes. “…Is this an…
Another Good Dream, Another Strange Dream Eekium (author) 2016-05-15
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → Another good dream, Perseus mused as he approached Lilibeth on the porch. He was a fairly young man, but still leaned into a cane as he walked. Tugging at his hat and…
I Have a Patron LadyKatie (author) 2016-05-16
Fall 1477 It was a lovely late Fall afternoon when she visited my shop. A nervous looking girl, young and plain. Excuse me? Hm, yes? Did I get the right shop? I mean are you Leonardo da Vinci? …
Comfort Breaks Wils (author) 2016-05-16
Note: This is part eight in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Victims, or start from the beginning At the Library. ° ° ° Harold Maine pulled another beer from the…
The Analog Kid GreenWolf (author) 2016-05-16
They turned down a side street and ducked into a nearby coffee shop — which proudly advertised itself as “Not Another Fucking Starbucks, Est. Yes” — where they sat down at a corner table to wait. …
Putting a Ghost in the Machine ColCairn (author) 2016-05-20
Wind howled through the city streets as two solemn figures entered into the shelter of an alleyway. Their collars turned up to the rain, it was impossible to perceive their identities even in the…
Skeeve Online WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-05-21
Incident Report 2662-93 SCP-2662 reported an anomalous transmission to the Foundation associated with a recent video game purchase. Subject's copy of ██████ ██████ █ came with an undocumented bonus…
Dragon's Fall OZ Ouroboros (author) 2016-05-21
A word, to whom it may concern Daedalus fell closer and closer to the ground, gasping for air and on the point of total collapse. He had been flying nonstop for what seemed like an eternity. His…
1 Jack Ike (author) 2016-05-22
☦An ending.☦ 1. That was the current population of beings inhabiting the entire, extended multiverse. One single sapient being lay sleeping on the last patch of solid matter, topped with the last gas…
A Lesson in Power renacer (author) 2016-05-22
With her right hand pressed against cold steel, Dr. Kowalski guided herself through darkness. Steps forward were apprehensive shuffles. She had a sleep mask over her eyes, but she found herself…
Colors, Part II Cyantreuse (author) 2016-05-26
◄ previous Most of us aren’t aware of this, but we actually didn’t have color video until the turn of the century. Before that, it was black-and-white, or it was grayscale, or it was this…
Where There's A Will... Eekium (author) 2016-05-27
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → It was cold this far down, below any semblance of natural light, past where the churning of machinery boomed. Up above, birds chirped about the trees and and bees buzzed…
The Broken God Of Ayrshire - Chapter 1 Smapti (author) 2016-05-28
And so it was that the Old Ones could no longer abide the horrors begat by Meknah-Re, He That Breaks Men's Souls Upon the Forge, and together they tore him limb from limb and cast his ichorous…
Iterations ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-05-30
I am Masahiro Goto, formerly SCP-2265-A. Five years ago I was released from a twenty year time loop. I need not elaborate further; the Foundation gave me a (heavily censored) copy of my documentation…
The Word and The Cool Kids TyGently (author) 2016-05-31
Part I: The Word and The Cool Kids | Part II | Part III Adrian Baudin had a recurring dream. He'd dream that he was lying awake on his cot, in the basement beneath the house in which he'd spent two…

June 2016


Title Author Created
Legerdemain D-Mos (author) 2016-06-02
♪Take a little walk to the edge of town♪ ♪Go across the tracks♪ Ogden lay in bed at the MTF Alpha-1 headquarters. Recently his dreams took him back to his old neighborhood. He'd stroll down the…
Our Mutual Guide psul (author) 2016-06-03
« An Impenitent Thief | Hub | Pattern Breaker » I can feel it calling to me. It is always calling to me. Those old pages, dust-dry and crumbling. Lines of staff like furrows, seeded with notes,…
Snail Tale Pig_catapult (author) 2016-06-05
It was time. His children were ready to come into the world. They would have to be born by C-section, however; he had no natural opening from which to birth them. He took his cellphone into the…
New Job DrChandra (author) 2016-06-08
FOUNDATION TERMINAL ONLINE. PLEASE ENTER LOGIN INFORMATION AND PASSWORD. pcs.noitadnuof|doowgnillocyzzi#pcs.noitadnuof|doowgnillocyzzi | alonebeneathaweepingwillow HELLO DR. COLLINGWOOD. YOU HAVE…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 11: Intermission Faminepulse does not match any existing user name (author) 2016-06-08
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 11, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA In October 2098, entertainment was acquired by Marshall, Carter, and Dark. Around this…
Pain ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-06-10
Nikolai rubbed his hands together for what felt like the millionth time. Even after months here, he still was not accustomed to Stalingrad - the battle or the weather. I miss Vladivostok Still, only…
Prelude: Primae Formae Decibelles (author) 2016-06-11
The city burns tonight. Written for the On Mount Golgotha canon….
Uncle Jeff daveyoufool (author) 2016-06-12
This thing on? Who am I contacting? Don't answer that. I can see your response before it comes out your mouth, so save your breath. That's entry-level telepathy for ya - you're welcome. Anyway, how's…
CODE NAME: ████ ███ - The Truth Jack Ike (author) 2016-06-17
What is the easiest way to hide the identity of SCP-001? This would have been a perplexing question for the Administrator who had conceived General Notice 001-Alpha. How do you hide the most important…
T Minus A Random Day (author) 2016-06-17
SCP-2664 | T Minus | T Plus SEPTEMBER 1, 1998 T-MINUS SEVEN HOURS Initializing 9JX_Intelligence_Matrix_FINAL2.ai Initializing 9JY_Intelligence_Matrix_FINAL3.ai Initializing…
Not To Disappear - 1 minmin (author) 2016-06-18
Previous / Next 1. In the dusty bedroom of her Georgetown apartment, Hannah Cho sits on the edge of her bed, mobile phone in hand, unable to believe the voice from the other end of the line. Excuse …
Pattern Breaker psul (author) 2016-06-20
« Our Mutual Guide | Hub | The Musical Suspects » Stolen!? How can it be stolen? I'm sorry Emma, but I don't know. Dr. Pherson looked exhausted. I've been trying to find out, but no-one will…
Perfect Mind Blackbird5154 (author) 2016-06-21
Whenever I enter my Mind Palace, no matter where I am - be it the subway, a forest, or a hospital ward - white walls come up around me. They are cold and seem to be made of light. This place hasn't…

July 2016


Title Author Created
Intermission: Audience of Crowns DreamwalkerFae (author) 2016-07-03
Crown of the Sky Crown of the Noose Crown of Death Twinkle, twinkle shining star Tumbling 'bove the Earth so far Will and will in constant dance Ever in your nightly prance Quarseta couldn't…
Deadalive Deadalive DreamwalkerFae (author) 2016-07-03
Old soul, new soul Key in your pocket Look out for the Laughing Man On your path home. 1 2 3 4 It had been five months. Five months of nothing but searching. Of nothing but requests for aid. Of…
Consolidation Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-05
We're here. I'll send you a response when the dust has settled. I hope you have a plan B, because I'm honestly expecting this whole thing to crash and burn. Your concern is noted, but I think you'll…
A Simple Solution GibberingEloquence (author) 2016-07-07
Author's Note: These gnomes are based on the ones from SCP-1956. The hustle and bustle grew throughout the marketplace as the striped feet of gnomes darted about. The festival was long-awaited, with…
Rabbit Hole In Time Lapse Eekium (author) 2016-07-08
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → The more time Lilibeth spent away from the cottage and at The Library, the more she realized how used she had been. By what she couldn't be sure, but she had begun to…
His Name CirclesAndSquares (author) 2016-07-11
The second he opened his eyes, his heart sank. His mouth was slick with a thin film that tasted like peppermint and batteries. His sinuses felt greasy and his eyes felt cold and small. Amnestics….
A Few Minor Counts of Bookkeeping Jekeled (author) 2016-07-15
Look, it went like this: May 3, 2004: God, what a mess, Doctor Zimmerman said, as she surveyed the carnage in the room. The incompetence on display They need a filing cabinet for sure, her…
Them Eta Carinae (author) 2016-07-18
Let's see what an official report would look like: Item #: Should they become a number? Object Class: Very Beautiful. Special Containment Procedures: Should they be contained? Description:…
Bal-chatri Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-23
Arcs of electricity left Vincent Anderson’s body as he walked through the Three Portlands rain, the wayward bolts striking nearby buildings and light fixtures as he slowly marched down the center of…
Moonlighting A Random Day (author) 2016-07-27
When Santosh was six years old, he found out that Santa Claus didn't exist. After writing his Christmas list, he told his parents about it, mentioning the Game Boy and roller skates on the list. His…

August 2016


Title Author Created
The End is the Beginning is the End Apoplexic (author) 2016-08-01
Temporal Causality Report C-4295 Incident 9A-4295 - Investigative Conclusion Per Communications Protocol Delta-7, this report, all attachments, and the associated personnel file are to remain secured…
Bones of Autumn trennerdios (author) 2016-08-08
Childe of October, Childe of the Stalks I question your presence while the transgressor walks The treasure you offer is not yet complete The task is still open, make haste with your feet Our savior,…
The Cage Multiscoop (author) 2016-08-11
Journal of Frank Adam Bourne 26/04/2013: Today was a little strange. I had just closed up and was heading out the door when a short man in a suit approached me. He asked if I was interested in a…
Secret Of The Goldfish SpectralDragon (author) 2016-08-11
Speaker turned into the alley with the calm purposefulness of a person that was clearly justified in whatever they were doing. The suit helped too, but they had found that body language was the key to…
Blood, Sweat, and Beers Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-08-12
Let's get this going. Time's a factor, eh. I said to him. He set his beer on the table and narrowed his eyes at me, but didn't say anything. Show me the ring? I pressed on,…
Busy Office Bees DrMagnus (author) 2016-08-19
Site 22 He always hated the buzz of the lights. Something about that off-tone, buzzing noise just didn't sit right. It shouldn't be that way: a low, droning buzz, while reading through file after…
The Fountain of Lamneth Taffeta (author) 2016-08-22
Agent Kanako Yamada grumbles and slumps in her stool at the bar, her arms propping her head up and stopping it from smacking into the glass of whiskey on the table. She adjusts her vest irritably and…
In Search Of Lost Antigo Smapti (author) 2016-08-23
To whoever might read this manuscript; greetings to thee, well met and well come. I pray for your safety, for if you have found this document, you are surely in grave danger yourself. I say this not…
Not To Disappear - 2 minmin (author) 2016-08-28
Previous / Next 2. They'd called it the Bungalow, back then. Single-storeys and semi-detacheds had lined the streets then, and the additional floor of number 32 towered above its surroundings. But…
The Diary of Captain Henry Hughes MCCLVII, Captain of the H.M.S Sprint - Page 1 HexaDon (author) 2016-08-29
You might want to read this before you begin. 101/1110/245B8 I, Henry Hughes MCCLVII, proclaim this textboard, my diary for the duration of The Journey. It has taken my fatherparent, the great…
Forgiveness Wils (author) 2016-08-29
Note: This is part nine in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Comfort Breaks first, or start from…
Amnestic LordStonefish (author) 2016-08-31
A poetic meditation…
Operation LLEWYN DARK Taffeta (author) 2016-08-31
Operation LLEWYN DARK Geas Overview After-Action Report: Operation LAPLACIAN MIDNIGHT OVERVIEW OF OPERATION LLEWYN DARK Overview On July 19th, 1982, Prometheus Astrotechnologies' first in-house…

September 2016


Title Author Created
Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
Yanma Mirski sat on the concrete floor staring at the small gem before him. For the past dozen months he had sat at the bottom of this gloomy hexagonal vault, as he was doing now. The wall opposite…
The Keysmith's Bootstrap Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
The smell of salt and the sound of quietly lapping waves suddenly appears. I fall, the solid floor previously supporting me now vanished, down to the surface of the water I know is below me. I should…
Closure Ihp (author) 2016-09-03
Dr. Cassandra Pike spent this Friday night the same way she had spent every Friday night for the past three months: curled up on the couch, eating vanilla ice cream mixed with popcorn, watching some…
Person of Interest File #2273/01 Agent MacLeod (author) 2016-09-06
Some comfort may be found in the shadow of the Machine Goddess, our Broken Salvation…
Matryoshka: Prologue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-06
O5-8 opened the door to the observation deck, brightly lit by a clear morning sun. The observers on the 86th floor had a clear panorama of Manhattan, still buried in snow from the storm passing…
Matryoshka: Part One Kalinin (author) 2016-09-07
Do you have children, Ekaterina? SCP-1041, dressed in loose-fitting gray and black striped clothes, picked another file out of the cabinet and rifled through it, her flashlight scanning quickly,…
A Great Idea, Probably... Mf99k (author) 2016-09-08
To be honest, you felt pretty lucky that you were assigned to one of the least dangerous skips you could think of. It wasn't memetic (or antimemetic for that matter) and all you were required to do…
Matryoshka: Part Two Kalinin (author) 2016-09-09
Directly across from Stillwell sat Juhasz in the green plastic chair. To his left was Coogan on the threadbare gray couch. Stillwell shifted in his flimsy wooden folding chair. Its creaking echoed far…
Portrait of Two Choreographers LordStonefish (author) 2016-09-10
SCP-████ Addendum: Partial list of recovered documents from Incident-████/4. Documents constitute a correspondence between PoI-4667 and PoI-4668, both prominent anartists potentially involved in the…
Matryoshka: Part Three Kalinin (author) 2016-09-12
The sudden, electric buzz of his cell door unlocking assaulted the doctor's ears as he lay on the bare metal cot, instinctively recoiling from the noise. He raised a scrap of his coat to shield his…
Matryoshka: Part Four Kalinin (author) 2016-09-14
The muddy slush of frozen earth soaked into Spinella's clothes as he writhed on the ground, gasping for air, spitting blood. From his back, he watched the old man's shadow on the ground beside him…
November Sun trennerdios (author) 2016-09-15
Researcher Jordan Kytes desperately wanted to keep sleeping, but the alarms insisted he was done. Still groggy, he slowly forced himself to his feet, and shuffled to the door to see what was going on….
The Pattern (Interlude) Eekium (author) 2016-09-15
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → Somewhere in the depths of Site-19, an old man by the name of Victor Stafford sat quietly in an interview room. Despite being away from the Foundation for almost 15…
Matryoshka: Part Five Kalinin (author) 2016-09-16
Nechayeva emerged from a utility panel in a frozen alleyway after a thirty minute trek through the underground service corridors. She recognized her surroundings as a nearby power substation. She was…
D-5111 Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-09-18
Day 1 D-5111 woke with a sudden jolt, and a splitting headache. As she rapidly blinked, her eyes adjusting to the low light of her environment, she took the time to look around. She was dressed in an…
The Aftermath: But Here's What Really Happened TheDuckman (author) 2016-09-18
Hey, uh, hey Clef? Yes, Konnie? We really fucked up good this time, didn't we? Shut up and keep your eyes on the statue. I'm almost done cleaning.
Indwelling of Bright MrWrong (author) 2016-09-18
The D-Castes who are descendants of sinners and heathens! The D-Castes who must repent for their ancestors' sins and heathenry! The D-Castes who will support the Holy Foundation with their bodies!…
A Reason To Die Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-09-18
Footsteps. A pair of them are approaching. They reverberate throughout the hallway and into my bare cell, shattering the perfect silence and setting me on edge. There is a loud buzz, close enough this…
Ineffective Cormorant777 (author) 2016-09-18
The dream always starts the same way. The prison doors slammed closed behind me. For a moment I was locked in a narrow passageway between two buildings the door to the visitors' entrance behind me,…
A Simple Plan For Success, In Three Parts: Step 1, Take From Peter. Step 2, Pay Paul. Step 3, Repeat. Jekeled (author) 2016-09-18
D-193724 was told, one day, to sit in a folding metal chair and to stare at a wall until told to stop. He was not allowed any sort of reading materials or entertainment, or to look away. To enforce…
After The End weizhong (author) 2016-09-18
The skip was proving to be significantly more difficult to deal with than I had anticipated. As in, it was actively attempting to carve my face into a nice confetti, and then sprinkle my con-face-tti…
Excitement CirclesAndSquares (author) 2016-09-18
Howard knew he should be afraid. He knew any place where they insisted on calling you by a number was a place you didn’t want to be. He knew that a lab coat gave a man the idea that he could do things…
History Humanmale (author) 2016-09-18
There once was a D-Class from Matlock, Whose dick was too big for his sock, So he rolled up his sheet, All nice and neat, And proceeded to play with his cock. I love you Susan. I love you Susan. I…
Cat In A Box LurkD (author) 2016-09-18
And What Was a Soul to That Blank White World Cyantreuse (author) 2016-09-19
“A month. Tops.” “I won’t get… What, any details?” ”I’m not personally privy to the details, I’m afraid, even if I were allowed to disclose them.” “H-how do I know what I did wrong?” I'm not sure…
D-2000 Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-19
From: Foundation Global Administration, Requisitions Division To: Researcher Byzant Subject: Approval of D-Class request for SCP-4932 Researcher Byzant, Your request for 1,250 D-Class personnel for…
Sunday Funnies Randomini (author) 2016-09-19
Matryoshka: Part Six Kalinin (author) 2016-09-19
The Site-7 surgical auditorium, for all of its wood paneling lining the walls and the rows of well-worn theater style seats, might have been any one of a hundred medical facilities of the rational…
John James Quantum Physician (author) 2016-09-20
In my opinion, the whirlwind of rumours and false reports surrounding the role of D-Class in this institution has created an increasingly poisonous, and frankly unprofessional, atmosphere over the…
Mr. Parker Erazm (author) 2016-09-21
Mr. Parker. Don't look so surprised, you have to have known this day was going to come eventually. One of your fellow boarders was kind enough to let me in. They won't be disturbing us, so please, sit…
A Memorandum Taffeta (author) 2016-09-21
OFFICIAL ETHICS COMMITTEE MEMORANDUM From: Dr. Adileh Khayyam, Site-43 Psychologist and Humanoid Anomaly Specialist To: Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian, Ethics Committee Liaison Re: Harrassment of Dr….
Matryoshka: Part Seven Kalinin (author) 2016-09-21
The old man was propped up in the corner, some surplus Red Army blankets hastily bunched up to provide both warmth and stability for the frail humanoid. He peered out from beneath his hat with…
The Escape From Site-132 MrRonin (author) 2016-09-21
The following tale is based on SCP-2150. Reading the article is not required, but if you wish to do so, the link is here Hey, did you hear about what happened to the guy at the far end of our block? …
Budget Cuts Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-09-22
It was a gloomy day at Site-19. “They just cut our funding again,” Dr. Bergstrom said, speaking around a mouthful of Salisbury steak. “I’m down to two assistants.” “I hear you, man,” Agent Rourke said…
A Personal Connection CapnThatguy (author) 2016-09-22
“Next number, please,” the voice behind the speakers droned. D-24461 leaned heavily on the stark steel table, staring at the black rotary phone before her. She looked up at the empty room, towards the…
Whoa, Here She Comes AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-22
Dr. Agarwal, Reynolds poked his head nervously into Lakshmi's office, you're needed in 5760's enclosure. That’s the kitten, right? The kitten that cures all forms of pediatric cancer? No,…
Innocence Roget (author) 2016-09-23
MR MONEY AND GIRL The first thing that Latoya saw of this money man was a spray of diamonds firing out his nose as she was filing into the room. Black hair slicked back over his head and juxtaposed…
Matryoshka: Part Eight Kalinin (author) 2016-09-24
Try to keep up, old man. I'd like to be as far as possible from Site-7 when their part of the plan starts. Spinella wheezed as he trotted, sweeping his flashlight in front of him and trying to avoid…
Show You What All That Howl Is For AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-24
“Please put your hand into the mouth of the statue.” D-19238 did nothing. “I said put your hand in the mouth of the statue.” D-19238 simply grinned. “I know you from somewhere, don’t I?” “Failure to…
What Ever Happened? TyGently (author) 2016-09-25
D-13279 had long ago learned how to tell death from dreaming. Every month, it happened like this, and there was a moment of uncertainty. When the drugs have finished pumping their way through the…
To Be Noir Not To Be Taffeta (author) 2016-09-25
Some time in the 1920s, almost a century before there were such things as Markov plot generators or infrafictional constructs, a dirt-broke novelist in the middle of L.A. somehow discovered the first…
Boxes psul (author) 2016-09-25
I left the box on Karen's nightstand, pausing to listen a while to her soft breathing. It's not a large box, but it's large enough that she'll notice when she wakes up. An e-reader, near new. It was a…
Untitled Kestin (author) 2016-09-26
This was definitely not D-3748's cell. For one thing, the room was silent. During the day, his cellmates were constantly shuffling, scribbling on the blank paper they were generously given, getting…
A Price to be Paid MegalomaniacInchworm (author) 2016-09-26
A Price to be Paid It's one of the enduring myths of the Foundation, said the redheaded woman in the snappy suit, stabbing idly at her salad with her cafeteria-issued plastic fork. 'D for…
Body Bags Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-09-26
He lies in darkness, no sound but his own heartbeat in his ears. The sickly warm air inside the bag suffocates him; the plastic sticks to his skin, making him sweat. How long has it been? Hours? Days?…
Inside/Outside CapnThatguy (author) 2016-09-26
On 10/18/20██ the following unauthorized modifications to the experimental data of SCP-2719 were logged by the external monitoring server. Based on the information gained from the logs, and the…
Matryoshka: Part Nine Kalinin (author) 2016-09-27
Stillwell poked his head up, slowly, peering through the grimy window pane down at the surgical theater below their perch in the mezzanine. He sank back down. Coogan was busy tying the sheets they had…
Not To Disappear - 3 minmin (author) 2016-09-27
Previous / Next 3. Darkness falls over the island of Penang as the strange cars surround Number 32. On both ends of the street, dark sedans with tinted windows pull up to a halt. In front of the…
The Beast You've Made Of Me AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-27
“Are you sure?” the creature asked, ears flattened in uncertainty, claws pressed ever so lightly into the researcher’s exposed stomach. “I don’t want to make you do anything you’re not comfortable…
Paddy's Last Jest daveyoufool (author) 2016-09-28
Dear All Of You Money-Grubbing, Arrogant, Sycophantic, Empty-Skulled, Lying, Poorly-Animated Asslickers, Especially Freddy Fucking Backstabbing Judas Fox And Kenny Never Worked A Day In His Sexless…
Matryoshka: Epilogue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-28
Stillwell resisted the urge to scratch beneath the cast on his arm. Cigarette smoke had never been something he was fond of, but in the close room, with the interviewing officer exhaling it constantly…
I Keep The Wolf From The Door AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-29
“This was…surprisingly nice, 5760. Though you've provided me with a particularly low standard.” 5760’s ears perked in happiness. Despite the flickering candlelight making 5760’s various bony…
The Line of Duty Apoplexic (author) 2016-09-30
“I can't do this Leonard.” Richard straightened the sheaf of papers splayed across his coffee table, shoving them back into a folio. “I'll deny it; there are other candidates, take one of them.”…

October 2016


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Old Kansas Sector ~ 12: Laugh is Okay Faminepulse does not match any existing user name (author) 2016-10-03
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 14, August, 2119 AD Paradise, Kansas, USA 3 AM Laugh is Best. Laugh is GOOD. Laugh is amazing, happy, good feelings and good time for…
The Lord Judge Smapti (author) 2016-10-05
The sound of the horse's hooves echoed off the hills of the pass as the cart made its way along the old highway, thudding against the dust and gravel that a thousand years before had been smooth…
Why is Five afraid of Seven? SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-10-05
The God of Unknowable stands proudly in the Great Void, and hungers for those existing. The Fifth Coming is imminent, and those blind and weak have worshiped the edges of his existence. But he dares…
Up To No Good LurkD (author) 2016-10-05
Foxx pressed play on the Blu-ray player and the iconic Disney castle appeared followed by the intro to Frozen, the sing-a-long edition. Can I sing loud this time? Lucille asked as she slid on her…
All Hallows' Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-10-06
October 1st, 2017 Site Director Edgar Holman sat in his office at Site-64, a small file's worth of paperwork spread out before him. Researcher Cooper sat in a chair on the opposite side, her…
Counterpoint psul (author) 2016-10-07
« The Musical Suspects | Hub | To be continued » Interview Transcript: Site Director's Office Date: 08/07/2016 Present: - Site Director Praveen Arora - Edward Barnes (PA) - Junior Researcher…
Melting In Diminished Time Jekeled (author) 2016-10-11
There was a scuffling through the warehouse, the sound of hundreds of giant rats rubbing and pawing against dry desiccated cardboard, the kind of shriveled-up husk that invades into your ears and…
SCP TV Pilot: Into the Deep End trb456 (author) 2016-10-12
SCP: INTO THE DEEP END (PILOT) Written by trb456 Inspired by the SCP-Wiki: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ SCP-140 is by AssertiveRoland: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-140 Sarkic Cults are influenced by the…
Elder Baconator Waxx (author) 2016-10-20
The word processor's cursor blinked accusingly at Tilda, goading her into finishing the report. It was always the same, dull story with directorship: it's lonely at the top, and it's lonely because…
I Slip, I'm Still An Animal AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-10-23
SCP-5760 Incident Log Delta: As of 05/04/2016, SCP-5760 has breached containment and has not been reclaimed. Former Security Head Gonzalez appears to have organized its escape, in addition to…
Holding On Jack Ike (author) 2016-10-26
In a small room, a man who sometimes exists greets a man who should no longer be. The first man enters the room with purpose, with pride. His clothes are neither grand nor humble; a light grey…
Laughter Communism will win (author) 2016-10-27
Most days, I wish I hadn't been given the ability to do anything for myself. It's nice that I can feed myself and use the toilet on my own, for what I hope are obvious reasons. The act of operating an…
Not Fade Away Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-10-31
The old water tower on the outskirts of this shit-heel town has been derelict for ages. It's amazing they haven't torn the damn thing down yet. I reach up for the next rung, which groans in response…

November 2016


Title Author Created
In The Dark Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-11-01
Joe's head bounced off the metal table with a clang. The Man in the Suit behind him cracked his knuckles and walked around the table. Where are the artifacts? Joe shook his head, the initial hit was…
A Few of My Favorite Things Jarl Gullberg (author) 2016-11-01
These are a few of my favorite things….
Harbinger Kalinin (author) 2016-11-02
O5-2 carefully arranged the surgical mask over her face, tugging the disposable fabric this way and that, ensuring that her mouth and nose were covered properly. She bent down and eased off her black…
A Greater Darkness fastandbulbous (author) 2016-11-02
Bethany opened herself from its place, trudged over groggily, but more awake than she'd ever been, to the wall of the mobile home, and with a bloated forefinger pushed down a plastic shutter to peer…
Continued Deliberations Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
O5-2 let the e-mail alert fade from her terminal screen without opening it. She already knew that the Foundation had suffered more casualties in the past twenty-four hours than all of the last five…
A Night at the Movies Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
TO: O5-7 FROM: Pendergast, William RE: Planetary Survey Data - Relevant URGENCY: HIGH Sir, The latest data from Khevtuul 5 is in. We have two possible exoplanets that are theoretically suited for…
Standard Dream Report 66-Y 990.1 Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
Document 990-03: Dr. ██████████ reported a manifestation of SCP-990 during a dream occurring seventeen hours ago. Per emergency orders distributed to all personnel regarding possible data on SCP-001,…
Disinformation Bureau Orientation Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2016-11-06
Well, I guess that's everyone. Let's get started. As you hopefully know at this point, the 'P' in our motto stands for 'protect'. There are two kinds of protection that entails - protecting the world…
After Action Report 2272' Kalinin (author) 2016-11-07
On 7 November 2016, 0430 Eastern Daylight Time, operatives with Local Mobile Task Force 352-Dalet received reports from Major League Baseball wire services that RHP Ellis Canastota had been assigned…
Standard Dream Report 66-Y 990.2 Kalinin (author) 2016-11-08
Document 990-04: Per advice of her personal physician, O5-2 took several prescriptions in order to induce sleep in the early hours of 7 November 2016. Upon awaking, O5-2 reported a manifestation of…
The Karcist And The Mekhanite daveyoufool (author) 2016-11-09
The demiurge who made the world Screamed with all its might. It did its very best to make Its realm devoid of light — But no one cared, because back then, There was no wrong or right. Then MEKHANE,…
The Man at the Threshold Kalinin (author) 2016-11-09
TO: O5-1 FROM: O5-12 RE: the end URGENCY: HIGH I hope this gets through. If you're like me, seeing things on the BBC and the New York Times before getting briefed on them by staff is doing a number on…
Radiance And Cachinnation Accelerando (author) 2016-11-13
On a grey horizon, thousands of towering buildings stood, some tilted at certain angles, others snapped in half. A great emptiness was felt in the air, as sound seemed to bounce endlessly off the…
Excerpts Regarding St. Sophia Univine (author) 2016-11-15
Verifying Horizon Initiative credentials Accessing Universal Texts Querying St. Sophia 3 texts found. Acts of Philip Among the Phrygians, Chapter 3; Mekhanite Book of Apostates, Chapter 97; Acts…
Different Kinds of Nihilism kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2016-11-15
harmpit: di dyou eevr meet him @bluntfiend bluntfiend: I have no idea who you're talking about. lesbian_gengar: yeah hey bluntfiend have you ever heard of [mystery noun] harmpit: we wree justtal king…
The Last Site jeffusano (author) 2016-11-16
Chapter One Site-80 Logbook Security Log: Romeo-249.2 Date: 04/23/2021 Begin Log: 10:34 a.m. – Site breach warning activated. Breaches detected in Keter wing, unit 12 and unit 15. Automated lockdown…
Time Keeps On Slippin' Lintharo (author) 2016-11-24
The lab was empty at night. It was quite small for a scientific establishment, with only 6 rooms connected to a hallway with doors at either end. Not much was spent in the way of comfort and safety,…
Too Cold to Live, Too Young to Die Cyantreuse (author) 2016-11-26
December 19th, 2015, Site-19 “There’s something off about you, Lee. Don’t think I don’t notice.” “There’s always something off about me by your standards.” “You’ve been seeing someone. You’re…
An Evergreen Affair Bennings (author) 2016-11-26
The Administrator was never one for ceremony. When she had founded it all, more than a hundred years ago, she did not ask for contracts written in blood under flickering candlelight, or sacred oaths…
Charon (Part 2: Katabasis) Jack Ike (author) 2016-11-26
Required reading: Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) The taste of the coffee was repulsively bitter. Yanma Mirski considered spitting the mouthful out to save the remaining taste buds that hadn't been…
The Dedekind-Infinite Demographic Taffeta (author) 2016-11-28
It was the dead of night in Three Portlands, right at that awkward hour when it was too late to hurl insults and loose change at anartists and too early to go out and get a coffee that required the…
What Happened Beneath Cronos Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-11-30
He's going to find out, a young Joseph Bell sighed as he walked alongside Jeremy Walsh through a forested path on their way home from school. And when he does he's going to kick our ass. Joseph…

December 2016


Title Author Created
Where Your Eyes Don't Go Roget (author) 2016-12-01
Grandma! Shirley looked down over her newspaper. Ralph was standing there, with a fistful of wooden blocks, beaming up at her. Can we play Director, grandma? She smiled down at him. Sure. Where…
Happy Howlidays Ihp (author) 2016-12-07
December 24th, 2015 9:55 AM Christmas in Sloth's Pit had always been chaotic, but this was something different. It was bound to happen eventually; the lunar cycles had aligned in such a way that the…
No More Dull Days Eekium (author) 2016-12-07
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → Time dragged on, and Lilibeth could feel the metaphorical chains connecting her to SCP-2508 grow ever tighter. The small group of runaways had spent the better part of…
The Ride Never Ends MrRonin (author) 2016-12-07
It all started when I boarded this cart. I really didn't want to get on because roller coasters scare me. Not like I had a choice. But it was the last week before I was let off, so it wasn't that bad….
The Homecoming of Eta-13 Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-12-11
Within the cramped dirt tunnels of the Gate Passage a group of eleven humans dressed in the field gear of an SCP Foundation task force limped onward. They were beaten, bloodied, bruised, and carried…
The Kitchen Sink FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2016-12-14
… At 10 AM on the morning of 10 April 1965, Dr. Thaddeus Xyank was swiping a finger through the air in front of him when Agent Bertrand Burt Tomlin arrived. He guessed Thad was checking his email…
An Unconventional Tail Ihp (author) 2016-12-15
Electro-swing had never appealed to Agent Quinn MacAllister, but it's what she and her partner were stuck listening to in the car unlike Crowley and Aziraphale, tapes in their car didn't transmogrify…
You're Always on My Mind Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-12-18
Blackness. Emil was standing in a void. Unable to see. Unable to hear. He was holding something that began to move. Something wet. He looked down to see himself holding a pulsating mass of organs. A…
How Dr. Clef Contained Christmas! LurkD (author) 2016-12-19
*click to play Every Skip locked on-site Liked Christmas a lot But Dr. Clef, who worked at Site-19, Did NOT! Dr. Clef hated Christmas! The whole Christmas time! But please do not ask him. He might…
The Assassination of Beleaguered Normalcy by the Coward Gamers Against Weed Communism will win (author) 2016-12-19
They're not gonna have her in downtown Portland, dude. The truck was silent for a minute, save for the sound of the man in the passenger's seat cracking his joints one by one. Each arm flexed…
`Twas The Night Before Christmas jerf (author) 2016-12-22
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the site not a Keter is stirring, to My great delight. The paperwork filed in the cabinets with care, each one a story of objects most rare, Humanoids…
Christmas Propaganda Jack Ike (author) 2016-12-23
’Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the Site, Not a single man stirred, Not during that night. The chambers were locked and sealed with great care, In hopes that their contents would…
A Cackmas Carol daveyoufool (author) 2016-12-23
December 24th, 2016. The halls of Site-59 were quiet, thanks to the elaborate network of layered soundproofing and noise-cancelling magnetic grids established for Cell 2337. Perhaps this Christmas Eve…
I Forgot To Remember To Forget Roget (author) 2016-12-23
They were stringing up gold garland all over the house. Mistletoe adorned every doorway while elves stared down mischievously from their various shelves. The entire dormitory looked like a collision…
Home for the Holidays Cyantreuse (author) 2016-12-24
“How are you doing this morning?” ”Just fine.” ”What did you eat for dinner last night?” ”Oatmeal.” ”Noted. Do you require a briefing? I have the papers here if necessary.” ”…No. I think I’m starting…
Shocking Ignorance Regarding Anything Resembling a Structured Set of Rules to be Applied Fairly Communism will win (author) 2016-12-26
jockjamsvol6: I suppose you're wondering why I gathered you here today. lesbian_gengar: bluntfiend's apartment got busted and they took harmpit's laptop so we had to make a new channel. jockjamsvol6:…
Under Control TyGently (author) 2016-12-27
December 6, 2023 The plaza was awash with all sorts of activity odd for this time of night, but not odd for this town. A group of ambient soviet factorypunk enthusiasts known as hhh 1 chose tonight…
Cleon Gaffney (author) 2016-12-27
Rome, 1955 Giraldo Moretti ran as the fanged walls of the alleyway closed in behind him. The droning sound that followed him grew into a roar. Crumpled paper drifted through the air, despite the lack…
Care for You fastandbulbous (author) 2016-12-27
The wall-shaking cacophony from the room upstairs ceased. A few seconds later, Daniel, Rene's calico, came barreling down the stairs and settled quickly at Riven's feet with a purr. Which meant that…
Grown in a Day, on a Mound of Barren Earth, Winter Dmatix (author) 2016-12-27
The elder god set in his garden and waited. Perhaps garden was a bit too generous a word for it. It was a sorry piece of earth, more mud than soil, much trodden and little tilled. Really, thought…
I Stand Atop a Spiral Stair Taffeta (author) 2016-12-28
It was a soundless stellar morning when I held my audience with my creator. I'd come looking for a resolution, but I'd left my resolve behind, which was why I was smoking in my cabin, half-hearted…
Festival Of Arthropods SpectralDragon (author) 2016-12-29
Laurie looked behind her, making sure that Speaker was still nearby. In a festival of arthropods, a human was prone to stand out immensely. Speaker could pick their form, and had decided to change…
Empedocles WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-12-29
Hippocrates, I have heard about your research into the composition of man. Your methods are impeccable, and I commend you on not focusing on the realm of gods, but on nature itself to determine the…
Aboard the Train to Berlin Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-12-30
Nuremberg, Germany Fall, 1944 When Franz Hoffman had first been selected to join the Ahnenerbe Obskurakorps, his father made sure to contact him. Herr Hoffman, a longstanding member of the Thule…
Etymology of die Glocke MrWrong (author) 2016-12-31
Ah Time, it once again brought us trouble, like our marriage. We began to know each other too late, and rushed through it due to coincidence. Additionally, it took only that first and last night to…

January 2017


Title Author Created
Endings Wils (author) 2017-01-01
Note: This is part ten in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Forgiveness first, or start from the…
Hypervelocity A Random Day (author) 2017-01-01
In thirty minutes she will either be dead or the greatest criminal known to Eurtec. Either way, she's going to get one hell of a fix. The target is a squat, unimposing, one-story concrete block - a…
Where They Kept Their Copies Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-04
Cameron Torren gave a sigh, took one last sip of coffee, and waited for the stage manager to give him the thumbs up. The signal came, and in a flash, he bolted out onto the set amid cheers and…
The Manistique Broadcast Kalinin (author) 2017-01-04
There exists a subculture on the internet fascinated by lost media. Missing episodes of long-cancelled television shows, unreleased photographs of important historical events, suppressed news footage…
Preliminary Report of J. C. Randall Upon His Party's Efforts to Catalogue the Multiverse GreenWolf (author) 2017-01-05
The document that follows is the first and last written report made by Doctor John Carver Randall during his 1927 expedition to explore the multiverse….
No Good Deed Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-09
January 18th, 2020 As the doctors, nurses, CNAs, and other hospital personnel carried out their duties within Portland's St. Vincent's Hospital, a man in a blue and silver suit weaved his way towards…
What Passes as Normal in the Digital Age kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-01-11
Any time she heard the word normie, she had to wince. And in her circles, she ended up doing a lot of wincing. It wasn't their fault for the most part. It was a useful word, a good coded word. Said a…
Nothing to See Here TheDuckman (author) 2017-01-14
David, Age 0 “He’s such a brilliant child,” his mother said to the nurse. The nurse smiled, indulging the new mother. Every first time mother thought her child was special. “No really!” The mother…
A Billion Brilliant Colors and a Spirit Less Than Human Cyantreuse (author) 2017-01-14
In the distant future, buried under the dirt and filth and plants and trees and pain of a land closer to normal than your soul would have wanted, you awaken at freezing temperatures. Your body gasps…
Deliverance Wils (author) 2017-01-14
Note: This is part eleven in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Endings first, or start from the…
Damnation Wils (author) 2017-01-14
Note: This is part twelve in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Deliverance first, or start from…
Setting Sun Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2017-01-17
I told them they had six months - at most a year - to bring the US to its knees, and then things would go to hell. Now, everything was going exactly as I predicted. Midway - a total disaster of blind…
Westbound and Down Jekeled (author) 2017-01-17
Here we see a real go-getter, a man who knows what he wants and how to get it, dressed in a black suit and black raincoat (a little pearl pin in his tie ), carrying a black attache case, eyes set…
Matterminded Taffeta (author) 2017-01-17
Philadelphia, The Navy Yard 2031 Dr. Vanessa Graff is sitting at a table overlooking the ocean, hands trembling with the greatest rush she has ever experienced in her life, when the woman who doesn't…
Partial Notes from the Corps of Discovery Expedition, 1804-1806 Shio (author) 2017-01-17
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION The following excerpts from the Journal of Meriwether Lewis were located during a Foundation sweep on the swath of land that…
Make Portland Weirder Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-17
August, 1970 As Agent Josephine Creed sat beneath a pine tree in Oregon’s Milo McIver State Park, she came to the realization that she hated her current assignment. Wearing plainclothes during a…
A journal found in the collection of the Peabody Museum of Natural History Ihp (author) 2017-01-17
May 25th, 1882 I write this on a train to Cheyenne, watching the world go by through the windows. We left Saint Joseph half an hour ago, and the Union Pacific Railroad Line is as uncomfortable as…
Now Hollow Fires Burn Out To Black And Lights Are Guttering Low Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2017-01-19
Four Score and Eleven years ago our fathers brought forth on this land, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. This portion of the…
Whiteout and Ink Djoric (author) 2017-01-19
Libraries collect secrets in the quiet hours of the night In the midst of the darkness, Alai sat with a mug of hot chocolate in her hands. Her desk lamp carved an island of light in the space between…
Win Condition Jack Ike (author) 2017-01-20
It had been so long since Charles had felt human, away from the muck, pestilence and waste. His own body felt uncomfortable, foreign to him; his last wash had been months ago. Mites and lice crawled…
... And Whenever They Catch You, They Will Kill You... rumetzen (author) 2017-01-21
Amy had spent less than a month in the Library, most of it dedicated to hiding or following the random paths traced by the Queen. A week, she could tell, was not long enough to get a good picture of…
Dull Ache Hand Randomini (author) 2017-01-21
Site 27 is where people's throats get cut. There's a reason for this, of course. Kill words, though difficult to get into a person's brain without haemorrhaging it, are some of the most effective…
Giving Bad People Good Ideas rumetzen (author) 2017-01-22
The diner’s light shone like a lone glimmer of hope within the darkness of the city. The waitress wiping down the counter wore a bored expression. It was nearing the end of her shift, and the only…
Permanent Waves GreenWolf (author) 2017-01-23
'Attention. I have placed a memetic bomb within the city of Three Portlands, which will be triggered at exactly 6:40 PM Eastern Standard Time, on January 26th. I have no demands.'…
Incident Zero - Part 3 DrClef (author) 2017-01-23
General Bowe's paternal great-grandfather had died at Gettysburg under the command of General Armstead during Pickett's famous doomed charge. He had been one of the brave Confederate soldiers to cross…
I Want To Tell You rumetzen (author) 2017-01-23
“So what’s the worst Site you’ve ever worked at?” asked Cipher. “I don’t know. Difficult question.” Kantos paused in solemn thought. “Seoul. Seventy-One. The place barely functioned.” The BMW they sat…
What The Spybird Saw Vezaz (author) 2017-01-23
TOP SECRET (PILLAR GARDEN) DO NOT COPY DO NOT TAKE ABOARD AIRCRAFT DEBRIEF FILE - FLIGHT LIEUTENANT ██████████████████████ Interview Date: JANUARY 29 1963 Incident: Aerial reconnaissance…
The Man Who Sold The World rumetzen (author) 2017-01-23
The man who would one day be known as Savior awoke in a field of corpses. The ground was hidden beneath the carpet of blood and flesh. Men, women and children lay slaughtered, stacked upon each other…
Another Thursday Dexanote (author) 2017-01-24
The office of Dr. Isaac Seidelman was quiet in the early evening, the pale yellow light of his desk lamp warming the building’s old walls. The sunset was vanishing beneath the veil of night, the last…
Change In The House Of The Flies rumetzen (author) 2017-01-25
Aubrey Dell missed the days when coming home was a respite. When she was free to leave work at work and pretend for a few hours a day that she was a normal biologist, one not surrounded by…
Decisions We Make Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-25
Sunday, May 9th, 2021 Agent Sasha Merlo sat within the office of Edgar Holman, Director of Foundation Site-64 and a longtime friend. As she relaxed in one of the comfortable chairs he kept in front…
Why? Where? What? rumetzen (author) 2017-01-27
The thing wearing O5-4’s faced smiled as Kantos pressed his gun to its face. “Hey, you people catch on quick. So what gave it away? Was it the teeth? I was worried I didn’t get the teeth right.”…
Preface to Practical Logopsychology (1998) [2nd ed.] by ████ Thorn and █████ Włonsky q 17 (author) 2017-01-27
CODE 192-DCLS - RESTRICTED GENERAL FOUNDATION USE RAISA (Records and Information Security Administration) has declassified portions of the following text under Code 192-DCLS for the purpose of making…
The War and The Many Faces TyGently (author) 2017-01-30
Part I | Part II: The War and The Many Faces | Part III The strike team followed the road a long ways from the city, past sleepy towns and grazing pastures. The road had been whittled down, by…
God Am rumetzen (author) 2017-01-31
Alarath squatted on the sidewalk and observed the new world he'd found himself in. The first thing that struck him about the city was how many people seemed to be living in it. Though it was night,…

February 2017


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But Life Goes On rumetzen (author) 2017-02-01
In the underbelly of a numberless Site beneath Navi Mumbai, Pavlo Kharkiv sat alone in a dark room with a glass of vodka. One by one, four computer terminals around him flickered to life. They hummed…
After that / Until then psul (author) 2017-02-01
7 June 2029 Today, I watched a giant jellyfish give birth to a full-grown woman dressed in an owl costume. It was strange to think that I knew it would happen today. The jellyfish floated in the…
Rather Die Young rumetzen (author) 2017-02-02
“Hello, Emily.” Agent Cipher flinched at the use of her real first name. Underneath layers of digital modulation, the voice coming from the phone was unrecognizable. But there were only half a dozen…
Grand Theft Anomaly Cyantreuse (author) 2017-02-03
Offices of the Federal Investigation Bureau, Los Santos, San Andreas | 11:40 “…Yeah. No. No, that’s not what I’m saying.” “What are you saying, then?” “I’m saying- fuck, hang on.” Veteran FIB agent…
March Of The Fire Ants rumetzen (author) 2017-02-06
The sound of sirens made Alarath look away from the stranger. They split in the air in the distance, growing closer every second. They were unlike any warning horn he had heard used in the Empire, too…
The Most Dangerous Game DrMagnus (author) 2017-02-07
The Most Dangerous Game Site 19 The containment alarm blared in the background, as Dr. Magnus sat in front of an elaborately colored board, across from a confident-looking man. He narrowed his eyes,…
Coyotl Ihp (author) 2017-02-07
Incident Report 2547-55: SCP-2547 manifested in the town of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin, during August 2015, despite meeting none of the criteria for typical manifestation. As Sloth's Pit is both a Nexus…
Posthuman rumetzen (author) 2017-02-08
Clef didn’t miss his face. Initially the loss had been painful. It wasn’t just his physical face the creature had taken. For years he’d wandered with a hole in his existence, one that could not be…
Mitochondria thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-02-08
There are vague memories of light at the beginning. His body is compressed and cold. There is the cold of concrete on his skin so much that it is his skin- the cold smell of paint and rebar in his…
Casa de Jacinta / Jacinta de la Casa Kalinin (author) 2017-02-10
Aurelio always rides too fast. I told him as much on the last night I saw him. Do you really need to die in a way that will leave such a mess? It's so unfair to the rest of us that we have to see you…
Come Rest Your Head A While Ihp (author) 2017-02-11
Previously on the UIU Series With No Name Agents Quinn MacAllister and Darnell Christman are the only two agents of the FBI's Unusual Incidents Unit in the Midwest, following the disbanding of the…
Another Day On The Job weizhong (author) 2017-02-13
“Foxchaser, do you have eyes on?” “Affirmative Sky Kennel. Transmitting coordinates to you as we speak.” “Coordinates received. Aerial scans show some signs of recent reality manipulation, be…
First Time's The Charm Boogey_Man23 (author) 2017-02-13
So, Peter slid into a seat across from Brad in the mess hall. Your crew got picked to take us on our little trip tomorrow, huh? Brad swallowed the last of his lunch. Heh, I volunteered us. …
When All You Have is a Hammer DrMagnus (author) 2017-02-14
Site-19 Dr. Magnus sat in his office, leaning back in the office chair. Across from him sat Dr. Kensington, flipping through some comic he'd picked up on his last run to town. So what should I get…
Reap What You Sew Shaggydredlocks (author) 2017-02-16
Mr. Bear woke up, on the evening of July 19th, 1937, and was utterly stunned by the fact he had done so. As far as he knew, toys weren't typically alive, and having consciousness thrust upon oneself…
No Rain rumetzen (author) 2017-02-17
The steel collar was just loose enough to keep from choking Cipher, yet tight enough that she had to stop herself from clawing at the metal around her throat. Every five seconds, a small red light…
Excerpts from Training Seminars for Lesser Known Foundation Careers Ihp (author) 2017-02-17
Architectural Zoologist Next slide, Gertrude. Living buildings are surprisingly rare in this day and age, but there are some buildings that the uneducated consider 'alive'. These structures are, more…
The Parables of Pseudo-Nadox Univine (author) 2017-02-21
Verifying Horizon Initiative credentials Accessing Universal Texts Querying Sarkic parables 1 text found. Parables of Pseudo-Nadox. The Parables of Pseudo-Nadox Enter your IMMANENT…
Corrido of the Man with Eyes in the Back of His Head WrongJohnSilver (author) 2017-02-26
The afternoon sun shone relentlessly on a remote corner of the Arizona desert, a flat plain dotted with little more than scrub, rolling hills on the horizon. No cloud served to mitigate the heat and…
The Blazing Searchlight Gaffney (author) 2017-02-26
The Blazing Searchlight | He Shall Indeed The future began on a still morning in the summer of 1919. The army paused, its way into the Adriatic city blocked by a small contingent of fellow…
"Thieves!" Screamed The Ghost rumetzen (author) 2017-02-28
Voices pulled him from the blankness of unconsciousness. “-unless you want your boss melting your badge for scrap before the end of your fucking shift.” A woman’s snarl. It occurred to Alarath that he…

March 2017


Title Author Created
War Within A Breath rumetzen (author) 2017-03-02
In the hours of morning that still flirted with night, as Doctor Edith Spencer combed through layers of data from another world, she reflected on the pathways of life. If someone had asked herself a…
Former Assets DrChandra (author) 2017-03-05
Upside-Down Cake |Dread Circuses Hub | Fuller Than Full! “You’re not afraid of clowns, are you?” When Victor had been interviewed for a sales rep with MC D, they had asked him a lot of unusual…
Downvoted ashausesall (author) 2017-03-06
This was more than he'd signed up for. The New Agent Manual - SCP Object Classification Standard listed Keter as the most dangerous type of object. They eat, kill, and drive people crazy. If left…
Home Is Where The Hatred Is rumetzen (author) 2017-03-07
Ilias Kantos was going to get some fucking answers. Three days. Three days since his world had been shredded. Three days since they’d put him in this call-it-anything-but-a-cell. Three days since he’d…
rabbit here, rabbit there Zmax15 (author) 2017-03-07
Drone in place. Sensors are green. Readings stable. ROGER, MOBILE STATION. CONFIRMATION TO DRILL. Confirmation received. Drilling now. We’re getting more resistance than expected. Estimated Mohs…
Legends Never Die DrMagnus (author) 2017-03-10
Site-19 Ancillary Research Wing Agent Donnarson hadn't really expected to have to do a debriefing of this particular sort. As an information retrieval specialist, his job was to figure out the…
Bad Dreams thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-03-13
Agent Adams walked down the hall of the Lanthanide Hills Task Force dorms, swiped her card on the lock, readied her parka around her face, and stepped into the cold, Siberian night, manila envelope in…
The only way left to go is forward Agent MacLeod (author) 2017-03-15
It's just one foot in front of the other…
Adam's Worthless - Choose Yokim Jack Ike (author) 2017-03-15
The words went straight to his heart, shattering what little self-confidence he still had. The cluttered, shadow-filled room seemed like a perfect reflection of his own inner being at that time. Dark,…
Blind Date TheDuckman (author) 2017-03-18
Serra almost walked past him, she was so distracted. When she was on duty, she could ignore the worries of day to day life. She could section her thoughts away, focus only on the mission, whether that…
Big and Happy daveyoufool (author) 2017-03-18
Once upon a time… Archibald the Apple was in the middle of yet another dreadful day in his Sadness Box. He stood perfectly still. He did not like to stay perfectly still, but he had no choice….
Won't You Be My Neighbour... Loiterer87 (author) 2017-03-19
Alexei and the Walrus Agent MacLeod (author) 2017-03-21
Wherein Alexei faces grave and serious danger. Also, a walrus…
Wade Williams Distribution Presents: LordStonefish (author) 2017-03-21
When I was born, I screamed. And my mother proclaimed it the best sound ever uttered by any being. A thrill of terror. Boo!…
The Blackbird and The Falcon Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-03-21
=SCP Foundation= Department of Human Resources Office of Psychological Health Services Routine Psychological Health Screening Transcript November 17th, 2022 Attending: Dr. D.H. Aeslinger, Psy.D….
Directive Legends DrMagnus (author) 2017-03-23
My best friend bled out in my arms. I wish I was a strong enough person to have let that just be the end of it. To just let him die that one time. If wishes were horses, we'd all ride. -From the…
Backstage Esheter (author) 2017-03-23
The man walks through a bare hallway. He holds a briefcase in one hand and a coffee in the other. He stops in front of the door, takes a deep breath, and enters….
Unexpected Visitors and Warm Welcomes Esheter (author) 2017-03-27
Previously A knock on the door roused William from his nap. He reluctantly rose out of his armchair and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. He opened the door. “Come in.” The young woman entered…
Reality, Innocents Communism will win (author) 2017-03-31
Dr. Carson: Now, why did you kill those farmers? (Dr. Carson pauses) Dr. Carson: If you don't talk now, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into- (Dr. Carson pauses) Dr. Carson:…

April 2017


Title Author Created
Iteration F Joreth (author) 2017-04-01
You are currently viewing Additional Document, Iteration F of the documentation for this entity. This article isn't contained with the rest because it's sinful. This entry also contains many themes…
The Conceptual Theology of Physical Existence Jack Ike (author) 2017-04-01
Yesterday, I learnt a fact that will change my life forever. Over a week or two, it'd been slowly fitting together, but it was only yesterday the last piece fell in. Useless information if you don't…
Fools of Us All Ihp (author) 2017-04-01
NO! JUST NO! I QUIT! The entirety of Site-87 stopped what they were doing as the intercom system came to life and Director Nina Weiss was heard over the loudspeakers, cursing like a drunken Lord…
Love and Relative Safety in Sex Cyantreuse (author) 2017-04-01
◄ previous Furthermore, SCP-447-2 can be refined (see Appendix 447-C: Distillation Process) into a useful lubricant approved for use at all SCP Foundation installations, so long as said lubricant…
Le Fou d'Avril daveyoufool (author) 2017-04-01
WARNING!!! Notice from the department of Rancid And Idiotic Sexual Antics: The following is a CESSPIT-class infohazard, containing Consensual Eldritch Sexual Squickercourse Poor In Taste and is not to…
SCP-1425-765 Silberescher (author) 2017-04-02
Item #: SCP-1425 Object Class: Downy Special Containment Procedures: A single copy of SCP-1425 is to be kept in a double-locked archive in Storage Site 40. Access to the document is to be completely…
Chapter 1: Introduction to Time Travel AJMansfield (author) 2017-04-02
Imag­ine the fol­low­ing time travel prob­lem: You re­cieve a win­ning lot­tery num­ber from the fu­ture. What is the prob­a­bil­ity of win­ning the lot­tery us­ing that num­ber? Now, one might…
Chapter 2: Time Loops AJMansfield (author) 2017-04-02
In the first chap­ter, we dis­cussed time travel in mostly in­for­mal terms, to help in­tro­duce the sub­ject and give a feel for time travel. This chap­ter con­tin­ues this, with ad­di­tional…
Loosen Up A Bit thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-04-03
“I gotta say, Charlie,” Crow began, watching Gears pick at leftovers in front of him, “I can’t believe Jack let you off work so easy. What did you do, exactly? Did he owe you a favor or something?”…
Ingénue AFX Neuromancer (author) 2017-04-04
Ingénue The butt of a baton clacked against the door. Twenty-two hundred! Lights out! Mitchell turned the light off and reclined on his bunk, listening to the kapo's footsteps dwindle as he…
Every Breathing Minute of Every Waking Hour Cyantreuse (author) 2017-04-05
Today is April 5th, 2017… . The hour is 0100. A man sits alone on his bed. It is Agent Terrance Shaw's thirty-first birthday, and marks five years of employment with MTF Lambda-12. His life…
An Offer You Can't Refuse Roget (author) 2017-04-06
April 2nd, 2011 ADDRESS HOLDER 85 FREDERICK STREET ON, CANADA WE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FROM A TALENTED POOL OF CANDIDATES FOR EMPLOYMENT WITH THE FACTORY. THIS IS A…
Mystery Skipper Theater 3000 Roget (author) 2017-04-07
The following broadcast transcript was detected from a previously dormant region of space, with Foundation encryption. The content is currently under analysis. The Foundation's telescopic networks and…
Coming Down Cyantreuse (author) 2017-04-09
October 9th, 2016 | 9:56 PM It's twenty-two hundred. Quiet d- Officer Rance Roberts is interrupted mid-sentence by his coworker. He turns around, scowling. What? Are the clocks off again? The man…
Chapter 3: Threads AJMansfield (author) 2017-04-09
Thread Space In ear­lier chap­ters, we dis­cussed time travel in terms of tran­si­tions be­tween world lines, and shown how it can be used to pre­dict the be­hav­ior of sim­ple time loops. How­ever,…
Der Machandelbaum Oboebandgeek99 (author) 2017-04-09
Even in broad daylight, the forest was still a foreboding environment. The shadows of the trees made bright daylight dimmer. Apart from the wind and some occasional birds, it was quiet. Dr. Flora…
Keters With Hats Crash1337 (author) 2017-04-10
Paul: Caaarl! Why is there a statue in our house? It's looking at me funny. Carl: Whatever do you mean? Paul: The statue. Right there. It's in the middle of our living room. Carl: Oh, that! I thought…
Fuller Than Full! DrChandra (author) 2017-04-11
Former Assets |Dread Circuses Hub | Fuller's Fantastic Fun-Lover's Funhouse “Ladies and Gentlmen, let’s have another big round of applause for Bubble Gum, the tipsy elephant. Try not to feel…
A Day, A Night and Some Lead. Esheter (author) 2017-04-11
I can taste the sun. There are no words to describe it. Not because it is beautiful or grand, but because no language has ever had a need to name it. Wherever the light touches my bare skin it feels…
The Great Site-87 Bakesale Ihp (author) 2017-04-11
Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin Summer 1992 I'm sorry, but what. This was the near-universal reaction to the fact that Site-87 had been underfunded by exactly five thousand, four hundred and twenty-one…
The King of Coins, in The Cups Dr Gears (author) 2017-04-14
Patrick slipped through the streets of London like a forgotten memory. Young, handsome, and free (for the moment) of both limb and responsibility, he strolled the evening-lit byways of the city with…
Atzak I djkaktus (author) 2017-04-21
As you lie sleeping- you dream of dark and empty eyes. ATZAK PART ONE You wake up when an alarm rips through the silence of the sleeping quarters. You blink the sleep away from your…
Skirmish at Crane's Pub MrAnakinSpecter (author) 2017-04-22
The following is a collection of all relevant documentation regarding the conflict between Foundation personnel and agents of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. over the purchase of SCP-2253. _ Records…
Deus Volt! kenneth1221 (author) 2017-04-22
It was an absolutely beautiful day, and Michael was overjoyed that his daughter Charlotte was finally getting married. It had long been time since his brood needed to be expanded, but Charlotte, to…
Bananazilla Begins, Part I OZ Ouroboros (author) 2017-04-24
… And then flushed the rest of them down the goddamn toilet. Dr. Pearl Watkins, lead scientist at Aquagene Pet Shop, hung her head as she slumped in her chair. She wasn't sure what to feel. At the…
Damnatio Memoriae Taffeta (author) 2017-04-25
I once knew Aaron Siegel — a mathematician, a physicist, so many more in his brief flare of a lifespan — and yet at the end of it all he was a teacher, a man attempting to spread the fire he stole…
Atzak II djkaktus (author) 2017-04-25
A man is cast into the encompassing dark- And the infinite coil draws tighter. ATZAK PART TWO Dr. David Bell wrenched open the door to the observation theatre, cursing the rusted…
Wasting rumetzen (author) 2017-04-27
Beneath piles of slime and discarded scrap, shaking from hunger and near-blind in the darkness, Amy held her breath. The creature was just outside her hiding-hole. The scraping noise of claws against…
The Coming Nightmare DrBleep (author) 2017-04-28
The Coming Nightmare | Before the Nightmare | A Nightmare on 234 Street | Spiraling Night Terror | The Revealing Dream August 5th, 2015. 02:02:34 A.M. Down hallway F, and back around A. Same route as…
A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences TyGently (author) 2017-04-29
CONTACT US Have any questions or comments for our compadres here at Taco Bell®? Send us a mensaje below! Full Name: Vera K. Garcia Franchise Location: 725 NE Weidler St, Portland, Oregon. …
Bananazilla Begins, Part II OZ Ouroboros (author) 2017-04-29
…This is bananas. Marcus Nakamura stayed silent with fear as the armored van carrying him and Dr. Pearl Watkins rumbled softly down the road to who knows where. Things had taken a very sudden turn…
"It Might Have Been". Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-04-29
[Trigger warning - non-explicit description of rape.] “Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.” ~ John Greenleaf Whittier It was overcast, that day. For many…
Application to form MTF Rho-87 ACal (author) 2017-04-29
Opening Statement Application to form MTF Rho-87 Required Material Personnel Requisition CLASSIFIED - MTFC To: Director of MTFs From: Dr. Ahmed Faisal, Site-19 Subject: Application to form…
About the Serpent SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-04-30
秦末,高祖为亭长时,人言丰西泽中有大蛇。探之,乃遇一异士,蛇首而人身,以为精怪,拔剑欲斩之。其人大惊,言其本是伏羲、女娲之后,夏之遗民,非是妖邪。 高祖观之,着公卿之装,饰有玉带,果博学之士。遂问其众神、列国、诸王、群兽以及人事,喻以故事,一一作答。 Back at the end of the Qin Dynasty, when the first emperor of Han, Liu…

May 2017


Title Author Created
Dreams of the Dead Sea Smapti (author) 2017-05-01
It is said that in ancient epochs, when the world was closer to the stars, that in dreams one could glimpse foretellings of things yet to come. Such beliefs are not encouraged in these days, as the…
Bazyliszek Ihp (author) 2017-05-01
Warsaw 1944 Another airdrop had been intercepted by the enemy. The English had good intentions, but when those ended up being consistently dropped into German territory, one could not help but wonder…
Dai-tō-a MrWrong (author) 2017-05-03
There is something in my mouth, underneath the tongue. It's nothing relatively uncommon. Of late, my urine is black and I have excreted strips of paper. Ever since I opened a letter from Robinson Toʊ…
Midnight Plane Going Anywhere Ihp (author) 2017-05-03
Previously on the UIU Series With No Name… And now,on to our adventure! Quinn MacAllister and Darnell Christman have arrived back in Cinncinnati to deliver the remains of an anomalous humanoid at…
Holy Mackerel LordStonefish (author) 2017-05-05
** Officially known as Mnestic Stimulant 125, coldpost Is currently only given officially to researchers on highly classified projects or SCPs, however due to its highly addictive nature, it remains…
Every SCP: A Mission: Series Introduction luckgandor (author) 2017-05-05
Previous tale (you are here) Next Tale When Elijah Haverty-Jones saw what – or rather, who – was sitting in the containment cell, his first reaction was “Oh, goddammit.” Even though he had been…
Every SCP - Part 1 - SCP-2339 luckgandor (author) 2017-05-06
Previous Tale Next Tale SCP Featured: SCP-2339 A part of Eli hoped that Dictator would not come back once they were released the next day. And yet, even taking into consideration the tension between…
Nobody Wants To See You Succeed GibberingEloquence (author) 2017-05-07
Nobody walked through the snow, playing with a yo-yo. It had no rope, just a ring around his finger and the wheel. When thrown, the ring guided its trajectory and transmitted sensations of speed and…
Lockdown Procedures Blibby_Blobfish (author) 2017-05-07
FOUNDATION STANDARD ORIENTATION MANUAL : LOCKDOWN PROCEDURES Revision 3.9 [Site-81]. Electronic copy. Submitted to Foundation Records Database. Archived File. All field personnel and Foundation…
Every SCP - Part 2 - Bright Eyes luckgandor (author) 2017-05-08
Previous Part Next Part SCP Presented: SCP-1369 Although they were no longer in any real danger, Dictator did not sleep soundly in their containment cell, even with Oliver with them. They whined and…
What a Pleasant Town Esheter (author) 2017-05-08
Previously The elevator is silent except for the distant humming of the motor. I take one last look at myself in the mirror before the elevator stops and the steel doors slip open. There are no…
Kirche Ihp (author) 2017-05-09
The German Border, near Dresden February 15th, 1945 Calling them members of a charitable foundation was half-right. The instant the bombs stopped on the fifteenth, a platoon from Prague …
Every SCP - Part 3 - Beltane luckgandor (author) 2017-05-09
Previous Part | Next Part SCP Presented: SCP-2952 Dictator did not sleep that night. Eli had hoped that the exposure to the previous object would not have affected them that badly, but it had provoked…
Every SCP - Part 4 - Friends luckgandor (author) 2017-05-11
Previous Part | Next Part SCPs Presented: SCP-237, SCP-2715 Oliver was the first one to wake the next day, and he took the time between his waking and Dictator’s eventual waking to ponder on the set…
Every SCP - Part 5 - The Clock luckgandor (author) 2017-05-13
Previous Part | Next Part Unbeknownst to Eli and Dictator, something was happening to SCP-1032. The clock’s hands spun their lazy way around its face, as usual. The fifth sped ahead of its brethren,…
Incident Zero - Part 4 DrClef (author) 2017-05-13
And as this happened, in another site, a woman gasped as she collapsed to the floor. Her arms and legs rapidly withered into nothingness as her skin hardened into stone. Despite her desperate cries,…
Incident Zero - Part 5 DrClef (author) 2017-05-13
and Cain stepped aside, head bowed respectfully. Able passed under the gates of pearl and fire and entered the chamber of the Bloom. His dead eyes beheld the text inscribed upon The Bloom in runes…
The Talk luckgandor (author) 2017-05-15
Eli woke an indeterminate amount of time later. Groggily, he turned his head to the side. Stainless steel equipment, wires tied neatly to the vertices where the clean white wall met the clean white…
An Overview of Foundation Journals Published in May 2017, So You Can Remember How Fucking Lucky We Were Then Kate McTiriss (author) 2017-05-18
Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation's Regional Print Media Archive | DNM - | - | - From: Titus Solowski (fpcs.dleif.253|ikswolost#fpcs.dleif.253|ikswolost) Subject: An Overview of…
Clown Breeding 101 with Prof. Richard C. Normus DrChandra (author) 2017-05-19
Dread Circuses Hub | Upside-Down Cake Jesus Christ, look at the lot’a’ya. I’ve seen some pretty fucked up freaks in my day but you cocksuckers take the upside down cake. Alright, alright, calm…
780-PCS Incident Dexanote (author) 2017-05-23
Document #780-PCS: Exploration IV [DATA CORRUPT, RETRIEVING EARLIEST UNCORRUPTED RECORDING] Feed begins. The first, and so far only, D-Class to explore the newly discovered and not yet studied Area…
Coach Panagakos, Eldest and Most Revered djkaktus (author) 2017-05-23
The open-aired cafeteria on Alexylva University’s NorthWest Quad was a bustling hub of activity throughout the day, but was rarely busier than it was at lunch. As classes let out and the students…
Phantom Blunt kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-05-25
The snow was just starting to melt. He would've been back at another semester at school, if it wasn't so horribly uncool to continue one's schooling. Everything was still dead, but it was just…
Do Not Go Gentle Taffeta (author) 2017-05-27
She counts out the un-bullets in the monstrosity of conceptual circuitry that's replaced the magazine on this gun: it takes a lot more than just steel and a prayer to hold an anticoncept in one piece…
Gamers Against Weed Dossier Decibelles (author) 2017-05-28
Group of Interest: Gamers Against Weed Group of Interest Number: 5869 AKAs: GAW, Merrymakers , Jesters 1, Reefer 2 Threat Level: Yellow Group Description: Games Against Weed is a loosely-organized…
Paradigm Shift Shaggydredlocks (author) 2017-05-30
A brilliant technicolor thought-form exploded with fiery intensity, ecstatically vibrating and dancing within and without Itself. Dazzling rainbows weaved into and through one another, singing a…

June 2017


Title Author Created
Clowning Around Pata H (author) 2017-06-02
The following is a transcript of a segment of the fourth episode of the 12th season of SCP-1257, titled Clownin' Around. Despite the potential appearance of the Bobble the Clown entity, the…
Fuller's Fantastic Fun-Lover's Funhouse DrChandra (author) 2017-06-03
Fuller Than Full! | Dread Circuses Hub | Your Call Is Important To Us Having been sitting up front, Victor was one of the last to exit the Big Top after the afternoon show had concluded. He…
Major Tom thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
FoldUnfold Table of Contents 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Dream Sequence: 13 14 15 16 1 In the rolling hills of Nebraska, among barbed wire and thistle, the approaching moon watches a young boy on…
Tj thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
Mikell took him far, far. The world spun. TJ hurt like nothing he had ever felt before. Can't we go home? Can't we go home? he pleaded, but Mikell did not turn around, and after the first hour TJ…
Jack thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
It did not bother Thing Called Jack to see the universe end; Thing Called Jack had seen many such things, after all, floating and drifting as it did. Some would call it a god. Others would call it…
Evelyn thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
Jack, my son, I love you. If you can read this, please come home. (But this is a very old message, and even if heartfelt, is not for Jack to know.) return
Claire thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
Claire did not resent her brother when she died. If Jack had known this, they may have been closer; but he regarded himself as a poor protector and a worse provider, the kind of thing reflected in…
A Concrete Shrine Roget (author) 2017-06-10
Atone in the hole bored and never alone. The observer was unseen and unblinking. Over time the arms had chipped and flaked away in a pile of shavings resting within layers of offal. The shapes of…
What Am I? tretter (author) 2017-06-10
What am I? I don't know if I can even say. My own existence is a mystery even to myself. I see brief flashes of something. But what? Where did I come from? Who am I? What am I? I am an infant,…
Crunch Is A Beautiful Sound DrChandra (author) 2017-06-10
So, the D-classes messed up Crunchy’s bi-weekly cleaning, again. Oh and by Crunchy I mean 173. I never really cared for the nickname ‘The Sculpture’. I think Crunchy captures his essence much more…
Anniversary Mortos (author) 2017-06-10
He walked - or maybe glided, for if anyone could see him they would say his feet did not touch the ground - through the sterile concrete halls of what they had labelled Site-19. They couldn't see him,…
Life Itself Deathray (author) 2017-06-10
Hey, can I show you something? Don't worry, I promise it won't be gross. It's hard to explain. You're just going to have to follow me. Oh, good, you caught up! Listen to me. I'm going to open the…
The SCP-173 Christmas Eve Spectacular! Ba55 (author) 2017-06-10
It was Christmas Eve at Site-19; Christmas Trees entered the foyers, wreaths and ribbon decorated the halls, and a lone menorah sat in the center of the cafeteria so that Researcher Polanski wouldn't…
Now watch and learn, here's the deal... daveyoufool (author) 2017-06-11
From: Lisle Naismith [pcs.noitadnuof|htimsianl#pcs.noitadnuof|htimsianl] To: Overseer Council Subject: Isaiah Henderson My colleague (and friend) Dr. Henderson has been exposed to a FAFNIR-type…
Containment Engineer - A Typical Day rioludoodle (author) 2017-06-11
Avery Zhang sighed as he swiped his Level 2 key card through the scanner on the wall. The light beeped from red to green, and the steel door in front of him slid aside to let him through. He sipped…
Empathy NiKaDra (author) 2017-06-11
It was right in front of him. He knew the danger he was in. He knew that if he blinked, he would die But he wasn't afraid. He wasn't reluctant. He didn't want to leave. Instead he embraced the entity….
Exhibitionist Fantasising MrWrong (author) 2017-06-12
In the place with colourless walls, there is light again. I am inside the place with colourless walls. Fellow Unmoving Ones are inside the place with colourless walls. A part of one of the colourless…
The Original rockyred9 (author) 2017-06-12
The jig was up. Something had gone wrong somewhere, and the Foundation had failed its final mission. Maybe 343 had got sick of the entire mess and decided to sweep the quarrelling apes off his planet….
Blood Is Thicker Than Water red-rogue (author) 2017-06-13
Note to Researcher Miller The increase in volume of excretions from SCP-173 have continued at the expected rate. Enclosure cleaning schedule updated to weekly as instructed. Activity within…
It's just paint, right? HexaDon (author) 2017-06-13
My eyes are starting to burn again. I need to blink. I say. Clear. says Randal. Clear. says Will. Randal is still cleaning, Will is behind me, to my right. I want to turn around and check up…
Hunted CrystalMonarch (author) 2017-06-14
After Eli died I was the last one left. The demon kills quickly enough that I don't think there was much pain, and I am glad at least he did not have to endure the isolation I have suffered. After his…
Himinbjörg Jack Ike (author) 2017-06-15
Abstract: Contact was lost with Site-19 on 2 February 2087, following the initiation of a Category 5 (“Catastrophic”) Containment Breach Lockdown. Amalgamate Task Force 4 (“Götterdämmerung”) was…
SCP-173-D mlister (author) 2017-06-15
Smith was the ideal SCP Foundation agent. Methodical, reasonably moral, reasonably amoral, and unquestionably loyal. Yet he felt strangely reluctant about what he was about to do. It was a standard…
Re: The Statue MegalomaniacInchworm (author) 2017-06-15
From: MSilburn3@Scipnet (Junior Researcher Marcus Silburn; Classification Level TC-1; Employee Number 13610) To: SPetrov@Scipnet (Doctor Sasha Petrov, PhD; Classification Level XF-3; Employee Number…
Trade War Pedantique (author) 2017-06-15
If you're hoping for a ransom, my associates will not negotiate. Nah, I've just got a delivery for you. Sign here. …
Rebar Nightmares Jack Ike (author) 2017-06-15
Finally, it was time for his grand escape. It was the time of month when they would need to come in and clean his cell again; three people in jumpsuits, one with a mop to clean up the pungent mess he…
Ex Nihilo Nihil MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-06-17
I wake up, and I wonder once again what I am. What I was meant to be. I move, though I will my limbs not, and as I walk through the darkness I feel them scrape upon one another, and crunch on the…
Wriggle Like a Fucking Eel Decibelles (author) 2017-06-18
Take a deep breath, Stella. Breathe whenever you're ready, you may begin. Zeke Don watched as his student masterfully performed, her fingers gliding and the bow striking the strings with intensity….
The Promotion DrMagnus (author) 2017-06-18
You're being reassigned, Director Fordham said, his pen never stopping across the page. The pregnant silence that followed could have strangled a thesis. The cheap wood-esque paneling that Fordham…
Eating Crow RecursiveRecursion (author) 2017-06-18
John's wife stopped coming in to check up on him. I can't blame her, John isn't exactly himself anymore. Nothing we do appears to slow down his condition, psychological or medical. We're at a loss,…
The First, the Last 9Volt (author) 2017-06-18
The faint lights of distant stars littered the weary sky, redirected in a multitude of ways through the stale atmosphere. Down below the cloudless heavens was the debris of an underworld. The wrecks…
Ars Gratia Artis Joreth (author) 2017-06-19
Art alone makes life possible – this is how radically I should like to formulate it. I would say that without art man is inconceivable in physiological terms [ ] Man is only truly alive when he…
On the Home Front zkidanomalous (author) 2017-06-19
You sit down in your office chair. You look down the hallway At the hundreds of skips’ cells, (Roars throughout the dark hallway) Reminded of all the work to do To keep your world safe from harm….
Bong Rip Tendency kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-06-19
Alexander had a way of owning a room from the moment he walked in. So, as the door soundlessly blew off its hinges, Jude just reached down, pulled a rapidly warming beer out from JJ's backpack, and…
Until Death psul (author) 2017-06-19
She didn't hear it. Not at first. At this time of night, the labs were deserted. The whole of Site-120 was practically empty: corridors dim and silent, offices shut, experimental apparatus crouched in…
Some Are Born To Endless Night Tufto (author) 2017-06-26
29th May, 2008. I am. I was. I will be. I am here. OK, OK, it's becoming quite difficult to dream this. Hang on a moment, diary. I will be with you shortly. There we go. My name is- or my name was, at…
The World Forgetting, By the World Forgot MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-06-26
Dark. Light switch, non-functioning. One door, one window. Concrete walls. Head pounding, but no visible wounds. Left arm in a cast, likely broken. Applied by someone with little prior experience,…
On the Foundation’s Practice of the International System of Units and the Urgency for a Novel System of Measurements zkidanomalous (author) 2017-06-28
Dr. Edward A. Llewellyn, Esq. Senior Researcher Mail Box 3795, Site-██ gro.noitadnuof|nyllewellae#gro.noitadnuof|nyllewellae 27 December 20██ O5-1 through O5-13 The Overseer Council [DATA EXPUNGED]…
Finding Balance DrMagnus (author) 2017-06-28
And thus, the Aethers shall be in balance. The Five Aethers are the foundations of practical alchemy, and must always be respected. Some call them elements , others Eidolons , and other more…
Family Disclosure Protocol Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-06-29
Family Disclosure Protocol: Revision 90 Jeremiah Cimmerian, Phillip Foster, Jeffery Jacobs Abstract: Humans, by our very nature, are social creatures. We gather, we find partners, and we form…
Golden Horde Funk psul (author) 2017-06-30
Sir? Sir! I'm really sorry to disturb you on leave, sir, but I really don't think this can wait, and the project is kinda out of control, and Director Sarangerel wants to speak to you, and Sorry,…
Prologue: Digital Children DesperadoZod (author) 2017-06-30
Blue fire and light spirals around his fingers throwing off the same aura as the Storm in the backdrop. The air around Gorana hisses and crackles as lightning bursts forth from his fingers and into…

July 2017


Title Author Created
Your Call Is Important To Us DrChandra (author) 2017-07-01
Fuller's Fantastic Fun-lover's Funhouse| Dread Circuses Hub | She Remembered Me “No ma’am, thank you for calling. You have a disquieting day now. Bye bye,” Gary said, ending the…
What Dragons We Shall Be SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-02
+ Log 2015/09/17 - Log 2015/09/17 Fang! I see that you're finally catching up with the trend! well hello to you too Tri and yeah, boss order. sayin that it's easier and safer to work with….
And Then, Kit Slept Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-07-04
It was the bright colours of the tattoo that caught his attention. On the back of her neck, were two eyes. They were different colours - ‘heterochromia iridum’ his brain supplied, seeking out the word…
You're a Toy, Mr. Sanderson Cyantreuse (author) 2017-07-04
149 Scranton Lane Unincorporated Site-92, Los Angeles, CA 8:42 PM, June 24th, 2032 So, are you gonna tell us? Tell you what? About the mission. What really went on? Everything the report said…
The News Tonight: Wednesday April 26th 2017 LordStonefish (author) 2017-07-06
Hello, and welcome to tonight's news. Broadcasting live from New York Complex, I'm Junior Aímact Roger Gallardi, Official Newsreader-Scholar of the Church of The Second Hytoth, the only sanctioned…
Channeling Flows DrMagnus (author) 2017-07-08
With the proper application of the Aethers, as well as something else, I think we can acheive it. Takwin. The true alchemy, artificial life. If only I could discover what that last element was, that…
The Battle of the Toys: The Defense Of Hive Skittles Sad Xiao (author) 2017-07-14
You know what, Em, working here isn't so bad, Junior Research Karly Gonzales noted. Senior Researcher Emily Sze looked at her. What makes you say that? Karly put together some of her Mega Blok…
No Safe Haven Fantem (author) 2017-07-16
Black White illustrations, like the one above, made by SunnyClockwork Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11…
Hartliss Detective Agency The Great Hippo (author) 2017-07-17
Capone's 'Outfit' operates out of South Chicago with impunity, handing out stacks of green to keep everyone minding their own damn business. And if the green ain't green enough? A couple pounds of…
The Reason Ulysses Doesn't Start With WARNING: IT'S GOT A BLOWJOB IN IT Communism will win (author) 2017-07-17
You actually have to ask? I can do my job without a babysitter. I don't care if he can snap it clean in half. Would you have assigned me to catch him if you thought I couldn't handle a reality…
He Shall Indeed Gaffney (author) 2017-07-18
The Blazing Searchlight | He Shall Indeed | Universal Meeting Place Lucijia Kovach touched the fire to the altar and destroyed a god. The whole affair felt blasphemous. She had heard the litanies…
A Life that Was Simple SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-19
Life, for as long as he could remember, was simple. Exactly how long, he could not know. He could not remember when it all started, nor did he know of any stable cycles for the measurement. The…
The Undoing LordStonefish (author) 2017-07-19
A TRAILER 0:00-0:05: Darkness. Short, gasping breaths. Close up on DR. OBROV's flickering eyes. They snap open. 0:06-0:08: Dr. Obrov stands rigid next to his bed, looking at his sleeping wife. It is…
The Long Goodbye The Great Hippo (author) 2017-07-20
Previous: Hartliss Detective Agency I'm sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And sinking. And…
All That I Am Cyantreuse (author) 2017-07-22
WARNING: This file has alerted Informational Temporal Disruption Textual Analysis (ITDTA) programs embedded in the network to the presence of a potentially anomalous file origin. _ CODE: AC-3: MEMETIC…
In The Garden The Great Hippo (author) 2017-07-24
And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil. And when…
I Care Because You Do Taffeta (author) 2017-07-24
As I touched the face of the body with a single gloved hand, the first thought that ran through my mind was that it had a face, and that was never an especially common sight around here. Our Jane Doe…
Autoerotic Assassination A Random Day (author) 2017-07-24
SCP-173 has a human brain - or at least, a human-like brain. I know this because I have possessed it. My name is Carmen Lopez. I was born on January 17, 1951, in Santa Clara, California. I joined the…
Triskaidekaphobia Chubert (author) 2017-07-25
I met Death for the second time in the basement of Site-19. Before I entered the room where I was to meet Death, I took out my phone. The email from my Site Director was two days old and read: …
The Glorious and Everlasting Victory of Pablo Foxenflower over the Traitor Lazarus Wyrm Bennings (author) 2017-07-25
Another email from Briten. Fucking condescending arsehole. God, it’s been so fucking tempting to just plaster his face everywhere with “LEADER OF THE CHAOS INSURGENCY” or something. The following…
Welcome to History SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-26
Hello, and welcome to Historical Site-19. I'm your tour guide Alexandra, and you may call me Alex. Before we begin, I would like to ask you to turn off your personal reality devices, or set them to…
Where Have You Been All My Life qntm (author) 2017-07-26
Who the fuck infiltrates a senior Foundation official's home, while they're home? Marion Wheeler lives deep in coniferous forest, a long drive from the nearest major city and a long drive in the…
Bumaro and Ion sat at a table SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-07-27
Robert Bumaro, Builder of the Broken God, sat at one end of the table. His dead, metallic gaze honestly reflecting how dead he felt inside. He was indeed dead inside too, as he dumped his organic body…
Restoring Harmony DrMagnus (author) 2017-07-28
And thus do I decree that Erbil, and the citadel within, shall henceforth be the stronghold of Alchemy. Let all who challenge the wise take note, that within these walls is the sanctum of Balance …
Crossing the Frame Taffeta (author) 2017-07-29
« Previously: I Care Because You Do If you travelled the multiverse for long enough, you saw the things that never changed no matter where you went. One of those things was inconvenient traffic jams….
Interview PH-SC-TAN-45-1903 Fantem (author) 2017-07-29
Interviewed: Agent Sarah Crowely Interviewer: Dr. ███████ Begin Log, ██/██/1903 I was cold. It was Dark. I sat in my cramped space for I don't know how long. He opened the door, as light flooded…
Kit's Bloomin' Adventure Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-07-30
Kit found himself enjoying the brick wall in the alleyway as two large men with identical looks on their identical faces strolled past him. For a moment, he nuzzled his cheek against the wall, liking…

August 2017


Title Author Created
A Hopeless Case fenton-st (author) 2017-08-01
Jude remembers the first time he smoked so vividly. Maybe that's weird. All the stuff he can do, all the stuff he DID do, not as important as weed to his shitheap of a brain. He still didn't know if…
Professors of Anart SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-01
This is a terrible idea, Yang said as she looked around the room. The room seemed perfectly normal for an art studio. Large, white, with drawing boards, stools, still life objects, and an abundance…
Anart Lecture Caught inbetween a Dying Riverside Tree and a Discarded Campus Bench SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-01
Well, I think we're good to go. So, I'm Anton Legler, the one in charge here. Standing next to me is Yang. She will be helping me, and give you instructions from time to time. Technically I'm a…
T Plus A Random Day (author) 2017-08-01
T Minus | T Plus | Deus Vulture SEPTEMBER 1, 1998 T-PLUS ZERO MINUTES The eerie crimson glow of the emergency lights illuminated the three groups of armed commandos, two frightened scientists,…
Deus Vulture A Random Day (author) 2017-08-02
T Plus | Deus Vulture | Conqueror Worm Captain Sarah Hughes felt ill-at-ease, standing in the center of the lobby as scientists, engineers, programmers, and mathematicians streamed around her; a…
Conqueror Worm Ramona Vonnegut (author)
A Random Day (author)
2017-08-03
Deus Vulture | Conqueror Worm Some twenty-eight parsecs from the planet Earth, in the atmosphere of a gas giant in a binary star system, a small hovering drone entered a long-abandoned library….
Kiefdust Crusaders kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-08-04
“And he's dead?” The dude was dead as hell, that was for sure. JJ had seen people die in front of him before. It wasn't as hard as he thought it would be to get used to. Or maybe it was the best for…
She Remembered Me DrChandra (author) 2017-08-04
Your Call Is Important To Us | Dread Circuses Hub | Freaky Commodities II ~ Freak Harder “But I also dreamt which charmed me most That you loved me still the same That you loved me You loved me…
Torrent Perelka_L (author) 2017-08-06
I 1 The book was small and thin. Some girl gave it to him on the street, smiling nicely and asking for him to read it. He paid it no mind, threw it into the bag, forgot about it until much later. He…
Foundation Mandated Interlude SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-08
Three Foundation personnel sat at a table. Two of them had their eyes fixated on a small pencil drawing the third one was working on, the air growing heavier by the second. After a few more intense…
The Seas of Orcadia Part 1: How I Met Your Mither DrBleep (author) 2017-08-08
Long ago, in the days before the Knoggelvi, when Teran still slept beneath the waves, and the old gods waged their wars in the Great Southern Basin; life for the Finnfolk was a simple one. A nomadic…
Commentary on Selected Items in the Seimei Gallery MrWrong (author) 2017-08-10
This commentary is submitted to IJAMEA Kansai HQ on the fourteenth of April in the year 1897 of the Western calendar, as part of Operation Hakutaku….
The Little Robot that Could not_a_seagull (author) 2017-08-14
SCP-2785 sat in his room. It was a small room, and there was not much to do, but SCP-2785 didn't mind. He knew that if he just sat in his room, eventually, he'd be let out again. He'd get to Transform…
Heroic Spirit Alexei Belitrov MrWrong (author) 2017-08-15
Master, from my understanding, you are a participant of the Holy Grail War. I also understand that my objective is the termination of the other six enemy Servants or their Masters, whichever is more…
Surprise! Happy Birthday! Listen closely, now... Dexanote (author) 2017-08-18
… Ahh… and so you’ve returned yet again. It’s been a little while, hasn’t it? Well, maybe more than a little. It doesn’t matter though, what matters is you’ve returned. Again and again. We knew you…
untitled1.txt TheDuckman (author) 2017-08-18
Finally it was time. You had worked hard and long at this. Days, months, years at a stupid, mindless job, your body on automatic, while your mind raced ahead of itself. You had painstakingly built up…
Hector and Jacob Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-08-20
The man woke up with a severe pain in his head and looked around, brushing a few locks of hair out of his eyes in the process. He sat against the base of a tall deciduous tree in the middle of a…
Ethics fieldstone (author) 2017-08-24
The man in the bush is sleeping in the fetal position, shivering. A light snow, the first of the year, swirls on the wind. The man's blanket is pitifully thin, and there's only a square of cardboard…
Extracurricular Practice SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-08-29
When Professor Legler offered her the chance to join his little unconventional art studio , Taman didn't exactly expect to be landed in an extradimensional classroom for the study of magical art….
To Clean out a Night... minmin (author) 2017-08-30
I fell in love. I heard about it (bit-by-bit, bit-by-bit) I heard about it (bit-by-bit, bit-by-bit) I heard about it, no (bit-by-bit, bit-by-bit) Bon Iver - 666 ʇ , 22, A Million This is my…
The Day The Clown Lived daveyoufool (author) 2017-08-30
Gyaros, 1200-1000 BCE. A cold evening on a battlefield soaked in viscera and Greek fire. Gigantic metal statues walk toward a temple of flesh. In the deepest subterranean reaches of the temple, Sarkic…
Fresh Hell qntm (author) 2017-08-30
There's another conglomeration of severed fingers in the last room, coating the room's interior like the innards of an exploded elephant. Parts of the sprawl are feeling their way, like mould, into a…

September 2017


Title Author Created
The Dragon and the Pesterbot siskulous (author) 2017-09-01
682 vs 1370 in the battle of the ages. Who will win?…
Freaky Commodities II: Freak Harder DrChandra (author) 2017-09-02
She Remembered Me | Dread Circuses Hub | There Are No Strings On Me “So, here we are again,” the Man with the Upside-down Face said as the elevator doors slid shut. “You know, when Burgess did…
Green Day BananaRepublic (author) 2017-09-05
Authors Note: This takes place in the universe of SCP-2238. |Hub| Green Day II » Birmingham, Alabama. 1993 The old man couldn't help but glance through the windows over and over again as he waited…
Going In [REDACTED] Boogey_Man23 (author) 2017-09-09
I'll bet all of us end up facing a review panel. And for what? Whatever this goddamned thing is that's made us come out here. The more Bert thought about it, the more he hated it all….
Dispatch from the Paintball War rockyred9 (author) 2017-09-11
O5-2 entered the conference room and took her seat at the long table. She said nothing to the other twelve people seated around her, and they said nothing back. The O5 Council only met in person once…
Assault on Site-64 Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-09-11
Greetings fellow Insurgents. As many of you are likely aware, in exactly twenty-four hours, we will begin an assault upon the Foundation facility known as Site-64. Site-64 Anomalous Materials Lab …
Small Town Problems DrMagnus (author) 2017-09-12
Agent Denton flipped the slightly filmy paper up and over the end of the packet held tight by the steel jacket. So you think this thing is some kind of vampire? the obvious implication lingered in…
Ethics Committee Observer Orientation, Pt. II ghostchibi (author) 2017-09-12
dodgerblue…
Bloodlines psul (author) 2017-09-13
The barbed knife ripped through the girl's throat. Her body slumped to the cold flagstones, her dark hair settling on the pool of blood before her. Reflections writhed on the slick, crimson surface as…
Maintaining A Positive Relationship With Yourself ghostchibi (author) 2017-09-18
Chibi Yamagusuku sits, typing away at his desktop; it's a slightly older model but that's fine, because this is a work computer and not a personal one that needs to be capable of running ten open…
Bavarian Fire Drill Roget (author) 2017-09-20
Colonel Cook's eyes had never been narrower as he read over the neatly-typed piece of paper that had landed on his desk that morning. Across said mahogany authority symbol, a thin young man in a smart…
Re: You Want Happy Endings? daveyoufool (author) 2017-09-20
From: Lisle Naismith [pcs.noitadnuof|htimsianl#pcs.noitadnuof|htimsianl] To: Lisle Naismith [pcs.noitadnuof|htimsianl#pcs.noitadnuof|htimsianl] Subject: Memo To Self You have set this message to be…
So the Beasts Shall Plague the Land No More SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-09-20
The ground shook as flames filled the sky. The two armies clashed, and the sounds of grinding clockwork and inhuman roars blurred together. On one end behemoths breathed vicious poison, which rose up…
Parts fieldstone (author) 2017-09-21
_ The input terminals are now bonded with your optic nerve on the right side, Mo said, screwing on the case. You should be seeing more or less normally. It looks wrong, slurred the object in the…
Second Quarto ahbonjour (author) 2017-09-22
A second collection of sonnets.                                                                                                                             2085 2558 1762 1457 288 567 2118 095-J …
Priorities Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-09-25
Researcher Rose Labelle gave a heavy sigh as she entered one of many Site-19 interview rooms, slowly closing the door behind her. She waited a few seconds, then turned. Already sitting at the table…
Sometimes It's Not Funny kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-09-28
Log from Bluntfiend's Big Boyz Burger Club jockjamsvol6 has entered the chat. harmpit: yuor a ducking fdool lesbian_gengar: lmao what about warren??? they're ALL fucking creepys. jockjamsvol6: Guys,…

October 2017


Title Author Created
Portraits Of Your Father thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-10-01
FoldUnfold Table of Contents 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 1 Draven’s father was something breakable. He always tried to keep it on the down low, mostly because his father would throw a…
There Are No Strings On Me DrChandra (author) 2017-10-01
Freaky Commodities II ~ Freak Harder | Dread Circuses Hub | So They Called Him Darke “Now remember, you can’t drink this stuff. Just soak a rag in it, wring it back out into the bottle, and…
The Physical World Decibelles (author) 2017-10-01
How many guys have you fucked? More than I'd like to admit. And women? There's not a number that would be satisfactory to either of us. What do you think is the cap to your life expectancy? Shut…
Kit's Brotherhood Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-10-02
This time, it really is the end of the world, Kit mumbled shakily down the phone. This time, I promise. There's zombies everywhere, and I don't have a gun. Blake, I He hesitated, stumbling over…
The Duvet Queen Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-10-02
It was a couple of days after visiting his brother that Blake noticed the scrappy note that had been pushed through his postbox, after the normal morning mail had been delivered. Rubbing sleep from…
Time After Time MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-10-03
Tick Two people stand in a room, facing one another. One is wearing a lab coat, and one is dressed in a shiny black suit that rustles as he shifts his weight. Twilight streams through the high, barred…
No Matter What Mask You Wear Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-10-08
September, 2012 Two androids stood by a window within the employee lounge of Anderson Robotics World Headquarters. Outside, the Three Portlands sky grew dark as the sun set behind overcast clouds,…
Getting Into Treble Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2017-10-09
Han hit terminal velocity approximately two kilometers above Ruston, Louisiana. The moon was hiding behind cloud cover. The complex below him, however, was easy to see. He'd tried a jump like this…
(The Engine of A Film)/(The Fine Game of Nil) LordStonefish (author)
djkaktus (author)
2017-10-10
Once Upon A Time In Site 19 Man, another day, another 096 breach, Researcher Chad said, kicking a paperclip across the room. At least this time it was just some dude. Can you imagine how bad it…
One Breath at a Time fieldstone (author) 2017-10-10
An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate. - Criss Jami, Venus in Arms _ Bai trembled and clenched, writhing with senseless fury, twisting in the plastic…
You Can Check Out Any Time You Want... Ihp (author) 2017-10-13
Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin Anomalous Incidents Records 911 Call made on 18/10/2017 from the Pyramid Inn, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin to Douglas County Dispatch Begin Transcript Dispatch: Douglas County 911, do…
Corvophobia Ihp (author) 2017-10-13
October 19th Halloween was almost upon the Midwestern United States. With it came the changing of leaves, the propping up of foam skeletons, the serving of pies of various flavors, and, in the small…
Sometimes, you make mistakes... EdeFabry (author) 2017-10-15
So it was just all three now, me and the Moeller twins. Everyone left after the fiasco that was our last play. Ok, it was shit. Still. Money was running low, same for the dope. The room's a mess, seen…
So They Called Him Darke DrChandra (author) 2017-10-18
There Are No Strings On Me | Dread Circuses Hub | A Scip Or A Star? “Grandsire?” Iris Dark called as she stepped through the Way from the London Office into Percival Darke’s private sanctum….
Here Comes The Bogeyman Ihp (author) 2017-10-21
October 20th Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin was quiet. It wasn't right; with Halloween just over a week away, it should have been bustling with children running home after school to stare at the windows of…
Regarding Broken Levees thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-10-21
1 “I can’t do this,” sobs Director Alice Wistuba in the arms of her female lover in the rare moment they have together and when her pager beeps softly three hours later, she is still out of bed before…
Pictures of Plastic People Ihp (author) 2017-10-22
October 21st Isaiah Howard Pickman dragged himself out of the archives for the first time in twenty hours. The man was no more than forty, but years of working in the dark, retrieving this and that…
Sometimes I Wish This Moment Could Last Forever DarkStuff (author) 2017-10-23
Are there any questions? What happens in real time? Our brains collapse into black holes. There is only so much information the human brain can store, and entropy would eventually have it collapse…
Bloody Pulps and Vines Ihp (author) 2017-10-23
October 22nd Dr. Katherine Sinclair blinked awake through a haze of medication to see a nurse disconnecting her IV drips. She muttered and sat up, rubbing her head. Mmph. Am I free to go? Just…
She Waits taylor_itkin (author) 2017-10-23
The woman is alone. She sits on the floor, covered in charcoal. The smell of burnt wood and decay behind her. She lifts a glass to her lips and drinks, the burn of alcohol hot on her throat. She…
URA-1902 DarkStuff (author) 2017-10-23
Heavily Corrupted▒Data Re▒ard▒▒g UR▒▒▒902 S▒P-☻○☺☺ Fo▒▒ow▒. To Ensure▒The Integrity Of Your Computer's File System, Please Enable Antimalware Protocols Now. Item ▒: ☻○☺☺ O▒▒ect▒Cl▒▒s: ▄█▐██…
Following The Leylines Ihp (author) 2017-10-24
Timecode: 10/22/2017 23:49 Chad Darryl: The United States of America is the strangest country in the world. It's full of cryptids, ghosts, aliens, and the government covers it all up. But we know…
Scarecrow Factory Ihp (author) 2017-10-25
October 24th On the western part of the Hubble estate, there was a sign that proudly proclaimed Birthplace of Gourdon, Largest Pumpkin in Wisconsin, 1969 . Behind it was a pumpkin patch which, during…
A Farewell To Kings GreenWolf (author) 2017-10-26
Sierra Dustin reached into her coat and pulled a handgun out of the small painting titled 'Gun No. 44', which was taped to the inside lining….
Slow Animals TyGently (author) 2017-10-26
So, uh, for the record, if you are an actual murderer, it would be super uncool of you not to tell me now. …
Unshelved Ihp (author) 2017-10-27
October 25th Claude Mattings sat with his head in his hands in one of Site-87's break rooms. He had a bottle of hard cider in front of him, sealed. He'd found it in Cassandra's quarters, with a note: …
...But You Can Never Leave Ihp (author) 2017-10-27
Cassandra Pike woke up in a hotel room, her head throbbing. She sat up and surveyed the room; it had two beds and a pull-out couch, all with purple sheets on them. The lighting was a dull shade of…
Moving Pictures GreenWolf (author) 2017-10-28
Thorne held their breath as the lava started to break apart again, offering a clear line of sight on the anartist. 'And by the way, it's Agent Thorne.' They raised the gun and fired….
It's Just A Jump To The Left Ihp (author) 2017-10-28
October 28th The former house of Richard Gideon had been left abandoned in the middle of a wild apple orchard. Sloth's Pit had three different orchards in it, all of which were said to have been…
Kit's Horror Hospital Of Horror Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-10-29
Things were so wrong here. His clothes felt starchy, and well-worn. Not dirty – Kit could smell the spice of orchid and patchouli oil wafting from the knitted jumper that came up short on his arms,…
A Brief Flashback Ihp (author) 2017-10-30
October 18th The littlest things make the greatest impact upon this world. Two months ago, a dog ran through tall grass somewhere in Ohio, carrying spores on its fur. A child cuddles it. One month and…
The World Within taylor_itkin (author) 2017-10-30
The world was swimming. Colors- vibrant, piercing colors were everywhere. “D-3975.” There was no up, no down. No left or right. “D-3975.” Spinning, swirling, tumbling, floati- “D-3975!” Dug’s eyes…
Equinox's Rise Ihp (author) 2017-10-30
October 30th At 4:00 in the morning, Charlie Brotzman woke up at his home away from home. He was in a large apartment building in Duluth, within driving distance of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin, his home….
Let The Right One Innily trennerdios (author) 2017-10-31
Arnold closed the door. That was number four. Four grown adults so far, without costumes, showing up at his door and asking for candy for their toothless babies. Unreal. This was in addition to the…
Autumn's End Ihp (author) 2017-10-31
October 30th A single beryllium-bronze bullet landed between the eyes of the Black Autumn, fired from a revolver. It staggered back slightly, and then glared at the shooter, the hole in its head…

November 2017


Title Author Created
I have the right to be forgotten Moklin (author) 2017-11-01
Mr. Young, please put the weapon down. You have more to live for than this. No response. Baltimore PD crisis negotiator Andrea Wagner stood upright against the wind, facing a local mom pop…
Abstract Naught 9Volt (author) 2017-11-01
«Previously» An impossibility floated in the center of the decrepit room. Agent Danyal's eyes were fixed on it, ignoring the rusted paratech and concept-modifying devices around him. The sphere was…
Number Crunching Randomini (author) 2017-11-01
Lucas Monaco, the representative, knocked at the door. Skitter Marshall walked over to open the door. The second that he twisted the handle, Lucas pushed the door open hard, knocking Skitter over on…
The Consequences of a Deep, Dark Disassociation DarkStuff (author) 2017-11-01
That's Agent LaFerrier? That's the guy. A short, skinny man sat on the opposite end of the one way glass. A voice would come through the speakers and ask him a question, and he'd respond with…
Upside-Down Cake DrChandra (author) 2017-11-02
Clown Breeding 101 with Prof. Richard C. Normus | Dread Circuses Hub | Former Assets “So how about this: we set it up like it’s a normal daredevil routine, with a guy on a motorcycle jumping…
Green Day II BananaRepublic (author) 2017-11-02
Authors Note: This takes place in the universe of SCP-2238. « Green Day |Hub| Green Day III » Global Occult Coalition Detention Center, Alabama. 1993 Commander Grant walked down the long winding…
Kids with Guns AFX Neuromancer (author) 2017-11-02
Nathan peeled a rheumy eye open. The phone was ringing. It automatically picked up after the third ring. Where are you? said the voice on the other end. Nathan didn't ask who was calling. There was…
Seven New Characters Are Introduced Perelka_L (author) 2017-11-05
It happened after the fourth or fifth lesson with Legler. Laufer climbed on a stool just before anyone managed to leave and announced that there will be a meeting at the Coastal nightclub at nine and…
I See a Great Beast within the Fires SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-11-06
The young man watched as the bronze machine hammered down onto the golden metal. The loud clash boomed throughout the chamber, fading into the melting heat. Patina had taken over the machine's…
An Old Woman and her Garden fieldstone (author) 2017-11-09
An old woman fought loneliness with her garden, passing the time between naps by singing to the things that grew there. She loved every one of her crops, from the tiny sprouting needles to the hard…
Grease mlister (author) 2017-11-09
You never liked grease. Grease, sweat, body oil, that weird family secret sauce that your aunt swore by, all of it. It had this sticky, all-consuming quality to it. It was moist, but it wasn't a…
Testing the Flow SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-11-10
He felt something pressing against his skin. Ever since they had him read the goddamn booklet, he felt something squeezing him, trying to find its way in. It was as if the air pressure had risen to an…
Redact Your Life TheBillith (author) 2017-11-10
Something was following Foster. He was certain of it. It was no foul beast, it did not prey on him in bloodlust nor hunger. It simply hung from him like a heavy chain on his form, a miasma. It plagued…
A Scip Or A Star? DrChandra (author) 2017-11-12
So They Called Him Darke | Dread Circuses Hub | Tears streaming down her face, and her heart throbbing in her ears, Lexi raced down the darkened allies, pushing her body as hard as she could. She…
Another Lost Legacy Ekronak (author) 2017-11-12
September 13th, 2112 Siberia We were lied to. Not just lied to, but the truth was hidden from us. The truth was destroyed, imprisoned, filed away. Now, that truth is coming back to destroy us. …
Quarterly Performance Review Pedantique (author) 2017-11-12
POSITION PAPER ON THE INFEASIBILITY OF UNIDIRECTIONAL ANALYSIS OF SEMI-RIGID SUBCONSCIOUS MENTAL STRUCTURES FOR THE PURPOSE OF REGULAR PERSONNEL EVALUATION 1. Developments in the field of mental…
White Varaxous (author) 2017-11-12
A cold wind blew softly across the white expanse below. The few trees standing held their solemn oath of silence against the desolation. The calm snow drifted from dune to dune, undisturbed. Then a…
The Unforgiving Gridiron djkaktus (author) 2017-11-12
Welcome back, sports fans, to Alexylva University Nike Stadium for tonight’s matchup between the #3 ranked Yale Bulldogs and your Alexylva Visigoths! I am Hermes Evaristas, and with me as always is…
Introjection Infection Detection MaliceAforethought (author) 2017-11-12
It was a Sunday, at around 4pm. A peaceful hour, without any obligations to detract from its beauty. It always was, in the Wanderers' Library. Figures strode back and forth down the bright, airy…
Some Are Born To Endless Light Flawed (author) 2017-11-13
It is a pleasant Sunday morning. Reaching her hand out to shut down her bedside alarm, May lazily rolls off her bed, her hair messily thrown over her face as always. Shoving strands aside, May swipes…
Tum-Tum-Tum-TUM-Tum-Tum-Tum-TUM-TUM-TUM Tufto (author) 2017-11-13
Iran, 1838. 25 years since the end of the First Russo-Persian War. 'Abbas had not expected this. There was a cannon sitting in the centre of the hut. It was clearly Russian, old, and looked like it…
Shot Down Penton (author) 2017-11-13
A walk to the shops. That’s all it was meant to be. Pop in and get some milk and maybe some of those biscuits Keegan liked, if any were left. Just quickly there and back and Susan would be back in the…
Tjalla Mortos (author) 2017-11-14
She watched from a distance as three Staff walked by. It was unusual to see a group of them moving with some apparent purpose during the day, but it wasn't unheard of. She knew the god-awful things…
The Lizard in the Mosaic Ihp (author) 2017-11-15
Sicily 287 C.E. The traveling menagerie made its final stop for the year in Sicilia. Within its cages, creatures from across Rome were viewed and taunted by the public. Children mocked the…
Charcoal Boogey_Man23 (author) 2017-11-15
D-5010 looked at the sheets too and furrowed his brow. I didn't write that part. Those parts. Or I didn't try to. I mean I didn't write that much, I don't think. …
That One Time Kit Tried to Kill Himself Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-11-16
Kit distantly remembered a time when he had tried to kill himself, and the police had found him covered in chocolate from the doughnuts he had as a last supper, and they thought it was blood. His…
Lessons for Old Dogs psul (author) 2017-11-17
« Counterpoint | Hub | Duets (upcoming) » Mike, look out! yelled Zhao. The brass city was collapsing around them. Mike slammed to a stop as an enormous bell crashed to the ground in front of…
If You Are Reading This... Roget (author)
Decibelles (author)
Jacob Conwell (author)
djkaktus (author)
Zyn (author)
2017-11-17
Throughout the various facilities of the SCP Foundation, it is not uncommon for the facility Ethics Committee liaison to collect letters from the personnel. These letters are typically addressed to…
Leviathan fieldstone (author) 2017-11-18
Kevin was patrolling the fifth floor hallway when he heard the noise. It wasn’t unusual to hear yelling - a lot of the apartments were section 8, and a lot of the rest were college students, so he'd…
Four Stories Told in Order to Mislead a Sentient Severed Hand That Just Wanted to Ask a Goddamn Personal Question for Once Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2017-11-18
Vladivostok's morning air rushed by the two of them as the train rumbled beneath. The feeling made him hold her even closer. The kiss was passionate until he heard a familiar click around his left…
You Never Visit Me Anymore Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-11-19
My daughter is dead. What else can be said, what else can be told but the story? She was a writer. An unsuccessful one, she called herself. Her agent struggled to get her work published – it was dark,…
Terminal Velocity A Random Day (author) 2017-11-20
The room swirls into your view, colored purple and pink. The bed is plush and smells like sex and bad decisions. A naked boy lying to your left runs his fingers down your chest. Hey. Rookie. Wake up!…
I See a Darkness Decibelles (author) 2017-11-20
Year 23,981 The parasite deemed Death wraps itself around my neck. It doesn’t hesitate to do the same Itself. “Do you understand yet, the pleasures of drowning oneself in ichor?” It whispers into my…
Department of Memetics and Cognitohazards Decennial Meme Breach Drill Report August 30 2019 UnoriginalUsername (author) 2017-11-22
Department of Memetics and Cognitohazards Incident Report 0302 August 13 2019 Decennial Infectious Meme Breach Drill Report Details of Meme used for Decennial Infectious Meme Breach Drill July 2019…
Genius Loci EdeFabry (author) 2017-11-23
Agent Sherman walked the length of the covered bridge, like every night. Maybe the haunt would show up. Or not. Such a sad little specter. With no reason to hate humanity other than having been…
Castles 2 Decibelles (author) 2017-11-24
A Year of Reprieve An Amateur Play in (Two) Acts by Researcher Talloran Copyright © 452381, by Researcher Talloran « I See a Darkness | Castles 2 | Only God Can Judge Me and More » Hub Cast…
Loskon in the Making Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-11-24
Kit's hand trembled, and he curled it into a fist. He was scared. Honest to God scared, and Kit never got scared. It all started with an innocuous text message. 'We have to talk.' The four worst…
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