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Title Author Created
The Minions© day at the scp Randomini (author) 2016-04-01
Not Just A Cat In A Labcoat MonkeyClone (author) 2016-04-01
Gears Is Totally Not A Robot Guys Dr Solo (author) 2016-04-01
The following is an O5's (adult?) tale “No I’m telling you, there’s no fuckin’ way we’d have a goddamn robot in upper management.” “But a fucking dog is perfectly acceptable to you?” “That’s…
Lust in the Time of Anomalous Cholera WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-04-01
Hello? Little weak people, what's wrong? Oh, all doubled over in agony from a little something? Unable to guard the containment chambers while your bowels empty? Hahaha! Oh, I will get my revenge on…
Love and Relative Dimensions in Fate: Dr. Clef/Doctor Who Cyantreuse (author) 2016-04-01
“Alto Clef, there’s something you’d better understand about me ‘cause it’s important, and one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box!” ~the Doctor, some irrelevant year …
Pretty Magic Gaiden Mecha Tokyo-Mon Demon Ninja Sailor Clef rumetzen (author) 2016-04-01
EXT. PUFFER KITTENS GENTLEMEN’S CLUB - DAY The exterior of the building EXPLODES as CLEF-SAN is tossed through the window like a weekly shonen jump tossed through a shoji. He hits the ground bounces…
Dr. Bridge Over Troubled Water Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Nota Bene: This was writted for an April Foll's Day contest, and misspellings were part of the jugging criteria. Dr. Bridge was board at his desk. He was known all over the Fondation for his epic feet…
My Loever, the Dog: The Incredibly True Story of Kain Pathos Crow Zmax15 (author) 2016-04-01
My Lover, the Dog - Part one I’d always heard about Kain Pathos Crow, but I’d neve understood what he really was. He was a dog, but like that, so much a man. We were alone, I his new lab asisstant,…
Sophia Light At The End Of The Tunnel Steeltitan (author) 2016-04-01
Senior researcher Mars sucked in one last desperate, gasping death as she began to die. The hole in her chested burned. She could feel herself, floating upwards, lighter and lighter, as though she was…
Not a contest entry, but a crackfic about gods anyways SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-01
The gods gathered at the Great Abyss like flies attracted to rotten meat, hunting each other down and licking the wounds of the universe. They were also throwing a party. I just don't get it! …
The Flesh That Mates DrClef (author) 2016-04-01
Hey, guys, just so you know, this fic is, like, totally not safe for work and probably not safe for life either, so you probably shouldn't read it. Thanks. + show block – hide block My love has the…
Alto Clef Jr.: Fins of the Father DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2016-04-01
Death, some say, is an inevitability. The entire cosmos attempts to kill us; Meteors endeavor to crash into us, anomalies vie to redact us, the sun sends solar waves towards our humble planet,…
The Spider and the Flower: Natasha Romanoff/Pepper Potts/SCP-105/Andrea S. Adams Dewman (author) 2016-04-01
CONTENT WARNING: This tale contains explicit descriptions of highly sexual content. If you are not of legal age to be exposed to such material, I am obligated by law and a general sense of moral duty…
Scruff, Claws, Paws Perelka_L (author) 2016-04-01
Where seconds ago was a stern and tall and generally rather intimidating Doctor Gears was now a tiny, fluffy kitten. Well. A cat. A very old and thin cat. The tape that Gears was passing to you fell…
Fried Chicken & Lime Jello, the Dr. Bjornsen story Dmatix (author) 2016-04-01
Listen. First thing first, I have absolutely no idea who Dr. Bjornsen is. I might, it is possible he's the guy I just clocked in the face with a sock with a brick innit, but evidence regarding this…
Virgil the Goldfish's Big Day Out Davsto (author) 2016-04-01
(a/n - this fanfic is set in a parallel universe where everyone in the devil may cry universe is a different type of fish! i like fishies, so it's just what i'd like! virgil is a really really hot…
Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario TyGently (author) 2016-04-01
Tymantha Gones. Tymantha Gones sat in a flimsy plastic chair. She was surrounded by eleven people sitting by ornate podiums, surrounding her in a semicircle, and looking down at her with cruel…
If It Looks Like a Duck, Swims Like a Duck, and Quacks Like a Duck, It's Probably a Shapeshifting Living Nightmare Eta Carinae (author) 2016-04-01
Once upon a time there was a Duckman Drakeman, who was legally but not religiously (very, very few members of the waterfowl family Anatidae are actually religiously inclined. Many of them eat fish,…
It's Not Pronounced Like the Thesaurus, Dammit! Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Dr. Roget was angry. He was furious. One might say he was enraged, or even wrathful. Why? Because the world was a terrible place, full of war, poverty, bigotry, abuse, greed, selfishness, people who…
Silber Strikes Back! (OC DO NOT STEAL!!!!!) ahbonjour (author) 2016-04-01
Disclaimer: these characters aren’t mine! This is a total work of fiction! I promise, I didn’t secretly sneak into the SCP world and record what they were doing…rofl!!! Gears: Yes you did! A/n: Who…
Agent Imants Plumbing Pool Repair And Pizza Delivery Service Eekium (author) 2016-04-01
Zyn: kaiju butterfly ninja master Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-04-01
SCP-682 barreled down the hallway, its tail swinging to and fro like a Newton's cradle of thunderous destruction. Its roar turned the hallways into tremulous noise-affected goop as the staff of Kiryu…
Legally a Falcon (For Tax Purposes) Waterfire (author) 2016-04-01
Leah Mauldin stood in front of the door, butterflies in her stomach. In her 9 years as Chief Financial Officer of Site-101, she had experienced many a challenge. Everything from a cat-turtle that ate…
SCP the Anime, part 4 (Gears/Iceberg, Clef/Kondraki, Rights/Light, Kain, monkey!Bright) MrWrong (author) 2016-04-02
THE FOLLOWING PROGRAMME HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR APPROPRIATE AUDIENCES BY THE DAI AKIHABARA TEREBI ANIME RINRI KANRI IINKAI. THE ANIME HAS BEEN RATED R+15. NO ONE UNDER 15 ADMITTED. SOME MATERIAL…
Carlysle Aktus is a prickly bastard (AN: high school AU) Bouncl (author) 2016-04-02
AN: im writing this becaus i dont like how carlisles route is handled in the gamme. u basically only get 2 be friends with him and i think es really awsome so im writing this story to show how it…
Constipation So Bad, You'll Need a Shot of Pitocin CumaeanSibyl (author) 2016-04-02
Okay, am I seeing things or is it getting bigger? You're seeing things. It never changes size. Are you sure, because Yes. It never changes. I took this assignment specifically because it…
Troy Lament and the Terror Ferrets of Darkling Lane Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-04-02
I wrote this for the 2016 Crack Fiction Contest. The title I chose was by thedeadlymoose, and came with the requirement that I include my own, original character in the tale. Bonus points would be…
Glass x Diogenes 4 Life! <3 Silberescher (author) 2016-04-02
Disclaimer: This tale uses the word fuck , and not as a curse word, as meaning what it means in the dictionary. The doctor gazed into the looking glass. In the looking glass was the looking Glass,…
Ruiz Sobers Up Leviathan34 (author) 2016-04-02
Once upon a time, in the mysterious land of Brooklyn, New York, Ruiz Duchamp was getting fucked up in Joey’s house. twinkly wind chime sound effects “Ruiz. Your art. I’m telling you, it’s not good.”…
SyFy Channel Presents: BEARMAGGEDON!!! kol aumer (author) 2016-04-02
Extranormal Event #: 2016-045 Date of Occurrence: 01/1/2016 Event Description: From approximately 6:00 pm to 11:00pm a broadcast overwrote the regularly scheduled programming for a number of…
It's All True thedeadlymoose (author) 2016-04-02
The Factually Correct and Profoundly Engrossing Story of Rose Labelle, Savior of Site 19, Bane of the Anomalous, and Emissary of the Library, in which She Ventures into Lands Unknown to Search for the…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 3 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-02
Chapter 2 | Hub | Chapter 4 There's got to be a twin, Caldmann says as he paces the length of the room. Over and over. Squarumscribing it with his feet. There's no way, I say, still sitting…
Home is A Place with Mushrooms Agent MacLeod (author) 2016-04-03
Also, for some reason, a ton of those mushrooms can talk…
The Maker and the Beast SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-04
It was a horrid place, where no laws stood and gods gathered like insects attracted to a great fire. The Great Abyss, it was called: a crack in reality beyond the eyes of mortals. Great beasts were…
A World Unsaved Blackbird5154 (author) 2016-04-06
Dear ████, Have you ever been out camping? As a child, while spending a night with other boy scouts at a camping site, I’d already started to realise what place we, the humans, reserved in this world….
The Harold Maine Fan Club Wils (author) 2016-04-10
This is part two in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry At the Library first. “Hey! Hey wait!” Aidan Brown, half-human, half-lobster, continued walking - or…
Autocorrect Wils (author) 2016-04-13
Note: This is part three in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry The Harold Maine Fan Club, or start from the beginning At the Library. The man tried again.“I'm…
Incident Zero - Part 1 DrClef (author) 2016-04-15
The call, like many of the worst things in life, came at 1 in the morning. Adrian groaned and rolled over in bed, reluctantly separating himself from Beats's warmth and softness and scent. One hand…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 4 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-15
Chapter 3 | Hub | Chapter 5 I have an idea, walking to my interviewee. Something in my walk or my face must change, because next thing I know, my phone rings. Hello? I say. the security footage…
Application to Form MTF Mu-3: Documents Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-04-15
I am attaching this cover letter to the application for formation of Mobile Task Force Mu-3 to expound on why such a Task Force should be created….
The Day of the Dragon SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-15
Grand Karcist Bumaro felt a great relief. For ages he had felt nothing but anger, hatred, desperation and a deep embedded shame. But as he placed his claw-like hands upon the small piece of clockwork,…
A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 5 Jekeled (author) 2016-04-15
Chapter 4 | Hub I march into the morgue, take a look at the rows and rows of cubicles, and march back to the reception area to get directions to Beanbaum's body. That taken care of, I march in….
Paris, Texas Wils (author) 2016-04-15
Note: This is part four in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Autocorrect, or start from the beginning At the Library. Calvin Paris sat and contemplated the man…
Ties That Bind Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-04-16
Phineas looked himself over in the bathroom mirror. Where have the years gone, old man? he thought to himself. His bald head reflected the bathroom lights. Veins were faintly visible beneath his pale…
Too Slow daveyoufool (author) 2016-04-17
SCP-A403 Briefing A403-2499-Omega Partial Mission Transcript 5/A403 Clearance Required Item #: SCP-A403 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-A403 is to be contained at Site-190…
Ball Gags and Scrambled Eggs DrClef (author)
LurkD (author)
2016-04-17
It was midnight when they dragged Dietrich and Bridge out of their beds, pinning them down before they had a chance to react. Filthy rubber ball gags were thrust into their mouths, followed shortly by…
In Harm's Way Sophia Light (author) 2016-04-22
Iris had been trying to reach through a photograph for the last several hours. It was an ordinary photograph. She'd taken it with her own camera a few minutes ago, as she had done with the last few…
Incident Zero - Part 2 DrClef (author) 2016-04-23
Adrian? Adrian!? Adrian Andrews's eyes shot open. Beatrix was leaning over him, a worried expression on her face. His jaw hurt and his teeth tasted like pennies. He sat up slowly, groaning as the…
7 Degrees of Separation Wils (author) 2016-04-24
Note: This is part five in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Paris, Texas, or start from the beginning At the Library. Carol Paris opened the door. “Hi dad,” she…
Realignment Kalinin (author) 2016-04-25
Many years ago, when she was a young Cyber Operations Specialist, the site where she stood had been alive, humming with the energy of a hundred servers, buzzing with activity as researchers hurried…
The Bard of Ambrose GreenWolf (author) 2016-04-26
⟨a_torres⟩ Then you believe that all thinking beings are merely philosophical zombies? ⟨bardeen⟩ Yes. &#…
To Settle All Accounts of the Heart Djoric (author) 2016-04-27
Please turn off your cell phones and pagers. The house lights dim, the murmurs fade, and there is quiet in the theater. Oh, so quiet. The tomb is nothing to this stillness. The hour is late, and the…
To Settle All Accounts of the Butt Randomini (author) 2016-04-27
Oi, turn off all your stuff, terminate your bleeps and bloops, we're waiting for the show to finally get on the road. The audience is cloaked in darkness, and the world feels like nothing. Silence…
The Last Good Man in the Foundation djkaktus (author) 2016-04-28
Hermes sat with a rifle clutched between his hands, shaking against the cold. The door behind them had locked days ago, and though their provisions were enough to last through another week, their…
Webs Wils (author) 2016-04-28
Note: This is part six in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry 7 Degrees of Separation, or start from the beginning At the Library. Harold Maine watched the tiny…
What's Real? Ian is Me (author) 2016-04-29
“Agent Powell, this is Site 42. Do you have eyes on the target?” “Negative, doc. Team is in position. We’re approaching manifestation time. Subject should arrive within the next half-hour.” “Good….

May 2016


Title Author Created
True Places Never Are rumetzen (author) 2016-05-02
Amy couldn’t sleep. She wasn’t sure she wanted to. She lay on the mattress, staring into the void of the night. Starless, moonless, cloudless. Nothing but darkness, surrounding her. Glowing shapes…
Victims Wils (author) 2016-05-02
Note: This is part seven in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Webs, or start from the beginning At the Library. The police officer barred her way. “I'm sorry, you…
Typo Positive Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-05-02
For just a moment I relax. This is a safe place. For now. The receptionist is nice. She guides me to Mr. Jackson's Office. I look over my shoulder only three times as I walk down the hallway. I…
Convergence Eekium (author) 2016-05-08
Hub | | Next → Lilibeth Orion was sitting on the swing-set lazily kicking her feet back and forth. It was Autumn, and the trees were beginning to shed themselves of leaves. Their delicate descent…
Decompression Zyn (author) 2016-05-10
“Wake up. We’re going to the beach.” At the sound of his supervisor’s voice, Researcher Riven Mercer looked up from his stack of documents, a slightly-crazed look in his eyes. “…Is this an…
Another Good Dream, Another Strange Dream Eekium (author) 2016-05-15
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → Another good dream, Perseus mused as he approached Lilibeth on the porch. He was a fairly young man, but still leaned into a cane as he walked. Tugging at his hat and…
I Have a Patron LadyKatie (author) 2016-05-16
Fall 1477 It was a lovely late Fall afternoon when she visited my shop. A nervous looking girl, young and plain. Excuse me? Hm, yes? Did I get the right shop? I mean are you Leonardo da Vinci? …
Comfort Breaks Wils (author) 2016-05-16
Note: This is part eight in a multi-part story. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Victims, or start from the beginning At the Library. ° ° ° Harold Maine pulled another beer from the…
The Analog Kid GreenWolf (author) 2016-05-16
They turned down a side street and ducked into a nearby coffee shop — which proudly advertised itself as “Not Another Fucking Starbucks, Est. Yes” — where they sat down at a corner table to wait. …
Putting a Ghost in the Machine ColCairn (author) 2016-05-20
Wind howled through the city streets as two solemn figures entered into the shelter of an alleyway. Their collars turned up to the rain, it was impossible to perceive their identities even in the…
Skeeve Online WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-05-21
Incident Report 2662-93 SCP-2662 reported an anomalous transmission to the Foundation associated with a recent video game purchase. Subject's copy of ██████ ██████ █ came with an undocumented bonus…
Dragon's Fall OZ Ouroboros (author) 2016-05-21
A word, to whom it may concern Daedalus fell closer and closer to the ground, gasping for air and on the point of total collapse. He had been flying nonstop for what seemed like an eternity. His…
1 Jack Ike (author) 2016-05-22
☦An ending.☦ 1. That was the current population of beings inhabiting the entire, extended multiverse. One single sapient being lay sleeping on the last patch of solid matter, topped with the last gas…
A Lesson in Power renacer (author) 2016-05-22
With her right hand pressed against cold steel, Dr. Kowalski guided herself through darkness. Steps forward were apprehensive shuffles. She had a sleep mask over her eyes, but she found herself…
Ye Olde Foundation djkaktus (author) 2016-05-24
Adrian Light sat on a stone near the creekside, quietly sharpening his blade on a whetstone. His eyes were closed, his movements guided by practice and muscle memory. A few short paces away, his…
Colors, Part II Cyantreuse (author) 2016-05-26
◄ previous Most of us aren’t aware of this, but we actually didn’t have color video until the turn of the century. Before that, it was black-and-white, or it was grayscale, or it was this…
Where There's A Will... Eekium (author) 2016-05-27
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → It was cold this far down, below any semblance of natural light, past where the churning of machinery boomed. Up above, birds chirped about the trees and and bees buzzed…
The Broken God Of Ayrshire - Chapter 1 Smapti (author) 2016-05-28
And so it was that the Old Ones could no longer abide the horrors begat by Meknah-Re, He That Breaks Men's Souls Upon the Forge, and together they tore him limb from limb and cast his ichorous…
Iterations ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-05-30
I am Masahiro Goto, formerly SCP-2265-A. Five years ago I was released from a twenty year time loop. I need not elaborate further; the Foundation gave me a (heavily censored) copy of my documentation…
The Word and The Cool Kids TyGently (author) 2016-05-31
Part I: The Word and The Cool Kids | Part II | Part III Adrian Baudin had a recurring dream. He'd dream that he was lying awake on his cot, in the basement beneath the house in which he'd spent two…

June 2016


Title Author Created
Legerdemain D-Mos (author) 2016-06-02
♪Take a little walk to the edge of town♪ ♪Go across the tracks♪ Ogden lay in bed at the MTF Alpha-1 headquarters. Recently his dreams took him back to his old neighborhood. He'd stroll down the…
Our Mutual Guide psul (author) 2016-06-03
« An Impenitent Thief | Hub | Pattern Breaker » I can feel it calling to me. It is always calling to me. Those old pages, dust-dry and crumbling. Lines of staff like furrows, seeded with notes,…
Snail Tale Pig_catapult (author) 2016-06-05
It was time. His children were ready to come into the world. They would have to be born by C-section, however; he had no natural opening from which to birth them. He took his cellphone into the…
New Job DrChandra (author) 2016-06-08
FOUNDATION TERMINAL ONLINE. PLEASE ENTER LOGIN INFORMATION AND PASSWORD. pcs.noitadnuof|doowgnillocyzzi#pcs.noitadnuof|doowgnillocyzzi | alonebeneathaweepingwillow HELLO DR. COLLINGWOOD. YOU HAVE…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 11: Intermission Faminepulse (author) 2016-06-08
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 11, August, 2119 AD Sylvan Grove, Kansas, USA In October 2098, entertainment was acquired by Marshall, Carter, and Dark. Around this…
Pain ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-06-10
Nikolai rubbed his hands together for what felt like the millionth time. Even after months here, he still was not accustomed to Stalingrad - the battle or the weather. I miss Vladivostok Still, only…
Prelude: Primae Formae Decibelles (author) 2016-06-11
The city burns tonight. Written for the On Mount Golgotha canon….
Uncle Jeff daveyoufool (author) 2016-06-12
This thing on? Who am I contacting? Don't answer that. I can see your response before it comes out your mouth, so save your breath. That's entry-level telepathy for ya - you're welcome. Anyway, how's…
CODE NAME: ████ ███ - The Truth Jack Ike (author) 2016-06-17
What is the easiest way to hide the identity of SCP-001? This would have been a perplexing question for the Administrator who had conceived General Notice 001-Alpha. How do you hide the most important…
T Minus A Random Day (author) 2016-06-17
SEPTEMBER 1, 1998 T-MINUS SEVEN HOURS Initializing 9JX_Intelligence_Matrix_FINAL2.ai Initializing 9JY_Intelligence_Matrix_FINAL3.ai Initializing 9JX_Combat_Matrix_FINAL2.ai Initializing…
Not To Disappear - 1 minmin (author) 2016-06-18
Previous / Next 1. In the dusty bedroom of her Georgetown apartment, Hannah Cho sits on the edge of her bed, mobile phone in hand, unable to believe the voice from the other end of the line. Excuse …
Pattern Breaker psul (author) 2016-06-20
« Our Mutual Guide | Hub | The Musical Suspects » Stolen!? How can it be stolen? I'm sorry Emma, but I don't know. Dr. Pherson looked exhausted. I've been trying to find out, but no-one will…
Perfect Mind Blackbird5154 (author) 2016-06-21
Whenever I enter my Mind Palace, no matter where I am - be it the subway, a forest, or a hospital ward - white walls come up around me. They are cold and seem to be made of light. This place hasn't…

July 2016


Title Author Created
Intermission: Audience of Crowns DreamwalkerFae (author) 2016-07-03
Crown of the Sky Crown of the Noose Crown of Death Twinkle, twinkle shining star Tumbling 'bove the Earth so far Will and will in constant dance Ever in your nightly prance Quarseta couldn't…
Deadalive Deadalive DreamwalkerFae (author) 2016-07-03
Old soul, new soul Key in your pocket Look out for the Laughing Man On your path home. 1 2 3 4 It had been five months. Five months of nothing but searching. Of nothing but requests for aid. Of…
Consolidation Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-05
We're here. I'll send you a response when the dust has settled. I hope you have a plan B, because I'm honestly expecting this whole thing to crash and burn. Your concern is noted, but I think you'll…
A Simple Solution GibberingEloquence (author) 2016-07-07
Author's Note: These gnomes are based on the ones from SCP-1956. The hustle and bustle grew throughout the marketplace as the striped feet of gnomes darted about. The festival was long-awaited, with…
Rabbit Hole In Time Lapse Eekium (author) 2016-07-08
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → The more time Lilibeth spent away from the cottage and at The Library, the more she realized how used she had been. By what she couldn't be sure, but she had begun to…
Eta-5 and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Origamizilla Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-07-09
FZZZT! Every nerve ending screams out in pain as Jonas crosses the threshold between dimensions. He emerges Earth-side, appearing on the side of an empty road on the outskirts of Kijong-dong. He spots…
His Name CirclesAndSquares (author) 2016-07-11
The second he opened his eyes, his heart sank. His mouth was slick with a thin film that tasted like peppermint and batteries. His sinuses felt greasy and his eyes felt cold and small. Amnestics….
A Few Minor Counts of Bookkeeping Jekeled (author) 2016-07-15
Look, it went like this: May 3, 2004: God, what a mess, Doctor Zimmerman said, as she surveyed the carnage in the room. The incompetence on display They need a filing cabinet for sure, her…
Them Eta Carinae (author) 2016-07-18
Let's see what an official report would look like: Item #: Should they become a number? Object Class: Very Beautiful. Special Containment Procedures: Should they be contained? Description:…
Bal-chatri Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-07-23
Arcs of electricity left Vincent Anderson’s body as he walked through the Three Portlands rain, the wayward bolts striking nearby buildings and light fixtures as he slowly marched down the center of…
Moonlighting A Random Day (author) 2016-07-27
When Santosh was six years old, he found out that Santa Claus didn't exist. After writing his Christmas list, he told his parents about it, mentioning the Game Boy and roller skates on the list. His…

August 2016


Title Author Created
The End is the Beginning is the End Apoplexic (author) 2016-08-01
Temporal Causality Report C-4295 Incident 9A-4295 - Investigative Conclusion Per Communications Protocol Delta-7, this report, all attachments, and the associated personnel file are to remain secured…
Bones of Autumn trennerdios (author) 2016-08-08
Childe of October, Childe of the Stalks I question your presence while the transgressor walks The treasure you offer is not yet complete The task is still open, make haste with your feet Our savior,…
The Cage Multiscoop (author) 2016-08-11
Journal of Frank Adam Bourne 26/04/2013: Today was a little strange. I had just closed up and was heading out the door when a short man in a suit approached me. He asked if I was interested in a…
Secret Of The Goldfish SpectralDragon (author) 2016-08-11
Speaker turned into the alley with the calm purposefulness of a person that was clearly justified in whatever they were doing. The suit helped too, but they had found that body language was the key to…
Blood, Sweat, and Beers Boogey_Man23 (author) 2016-08-12
Let's get this going. Time's a factor, eh. I said to him. He set his beer on the table and narrowed his eyes at me, but didn't say anything. Show me the ring? I pressed on,…
Busy Office Bees DrMagnus (author) 2016-08-19
Site 22 He always hated the buzz of the lights. Something about that off-tone, buzzing noise just didn't sit right. It shouldn't be that way: a low, droning buzz, while reading through file after…
The Fountain of Lamneth Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-08-22
Agent Kanako Yamada grumbles and slumps in her stool at the bar, her arms propping her head up and stopping it from smacking into the glass of whiskey on the table. She adjusts her vest irritably and…
In Search Of Lost Antigo Smapti (author) 2016-08-23
To whoever might read this manuscript; greetings to thee, well met and well come. I pray for your safety, for if you have found this document, you are surely in grave danger yourself. I say this not…
Not To Disappear - 2 minmin (author) 2016-08-28
Previous / Next 2. They'd called it the Bungalow, back then. Single-storeys and semi-detacheds had lined the streets then, and the additional floor of number 32 towered above its surroundings. But…
The Diary of Captain Henry Hughes MCCLVII, Captain of the H.M.S Sprint - Page 1 HexaDon (author) 2016-08-29
You might want to read this before you begin. 101/1110/245B8 I, Henry Hughes MCCLVII, proclaim this textboard, my diary for the duration of The Journey. It has taken my fatherparent, the great…
Forgiveness Wils (author) 2016-08-29
Note: This is part nine in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Comfort Breaks first, or start from…
Amnestic LordStonefish (author) 2016-08-31
A poetic meditation…
Operation LLEWYN DARK Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-08-31
Operation LLEWYN DARK Geas Overview After-Action Report: Operation LAPLACIAN MIDNIGHT OVERVIEW OF OPERATION LLEWYN DARK Overview On July 19th, 1982, Prometheus Astrotechnologies' first in-house…

September 2016


Title Author Created
Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
Yanma Mirski sat on the concrete floor staring at the small gem before him. For the past dozen months he had sat at the bottom of this gloomy hexagonal vault, as he was doing now. The wall opposite…
The Keysmith's Bootstrap Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-02
The smell of salt and the sound of quietly lapping waves suddenly appears. I fall, the solid floor previously supporting me now vanished, down to the surface of the water I know is below me. I should…
Closure Ihp (author) 2016-09-03
Dr. Cassandra Pike spent this Friday night the same way she had spent every Friday night for the past three months: curled up on the couch, eating vanilla ice cream mixed with popcorn, watching some…
Person of Interest File #2273/01 Agent MacLeod (author) 2016-09-06
Some comfort may be found in the shadow of the Machine Goddess, our Broken Salvation…
Matryoshka: Prologue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-06
O5-8 opened the door to the observation deck, brightly lit by a clear morning sun. The observers on the 86th floor had a clear panorama of Manhattan, still buried in snow from the storm passing…
Matryoshka: Part One Kalinin (author) 2016-09-07
Do you have children, Ekaterina? SCP-1041, dressed in loose-fitting gray and black striped clothes, picked another file out of the cabinet and rifled through it, her flashlight scanning quickly,…
A Great Idea, Probably... Mf99k (author) 2016-09-08
To be honest, you felt pretty lucky that you were assigned to one of the least dangerous skips you could think of. It wasn't memetic (or antimemetic for that matter) and all you were required to do…
Matryoshka: Part Two Kalinin (author) 2016-09-09
Directly across from Stillwell sat Juhasz in the green plastic chair. To his left was Coogan on the threadbare gray couch. Stillwell shifted in his flimsy wooden folding chair. Its creaking echoed far…
Portrait of Two Choreographers LordStonefish (author) 2016-09-10
SCP-████ Addendum: Partial list of recovered documents from Incident-████/4. Documents constitute a correspondence between PoI-4667 and PoI-4668, both prominent anartists potentially involved in the…
Matryoshka: Part Three Kalinin (author) 2016-09-12
The sudden, electric buzz of his cell door unlocking assaulted the doctor's ears as he lay on the bare metal cot, instinctively recoiling from the noise. He raised a scrap of his coat to shield his…
Matryoshka: Part Four Kalinin (author) 2016-09-14
The muddy slush of frozen earth soaked into Spinella's clothes as he writhed on the ground, gasping for air, spitting blood. From his back, he watched the old man's shadow on the ground beside him…
November Sun trennerdios (author) 2016-09-15
Researcher Jordan Kytes desperately wanted to keep sleeping, but the alarms insisted he was done. Still groggy, he slowly forced himself to his feet, and shuffled to the door to see what was going on….
The Pattern (Interlude) Eekium (author) 2016-09-15
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → Somewhere in the depths of Site-19, an old man by the name of Victor Stafford sat quietly in an interview room. Despite being away from the Foundation for almost 15…
Matryoshka: Part Five Kalinin (author) 2016-09-16
Nechayeva emerged from a utility panel in a frozen alleyway after a thirty minute trek through the underground service corridors. She recognized her surroundings as a nearby power substation. She was…
D-5111 Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-09-18
Day 1 D-5111 woke with a sudden jolt, and a splitting headache. As she rapidly blinked, her eyes adjusting to the low light of her environment, she took the time to look around. She was dressed in an…
The Aftermath: But Here's What Really Happened TheDuckman (author) 2016-09-18
Hey, uh, hey Clef? Yes, Konnie? We really fucked up good this time, didn't we? Shut up and keep your eyes on the statue. I'm almost done cleaning.
Indwelling of Bright MrWrong (author) 2016-09-18
The D-Castes who are descendants of sinners and heathens! The D-Castes who must repent for their ancestors' sins and heathenry! The D-Castes who will support the Holy Foundation with their bodies!…
A Reason To Die Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-09-18
Footsteps. A pair of them are approaching. They reverberate throughout the hallway and into my bare cell, shattering the perfect silence and setting me on edge. There is a loud buzz, close enough this…
Ineffective Cormorant777 (author) 2016-09-18
The dream always starts the same way. The prison doors slammed closed behind me. For a moment I was locked in a narrow passageway between two buildings the door to the visitors' entrance behind me,…
A Simple Plan For Success, In Three Parts: Step 1, Take From Peter. Step 2, Pay Paul. Step 3, Repeat. Jekeled (author) 2016-09-18
D-193724 was told, one day, to sit in a folding metal chair and to stare at a wall until told to stop. He was not allowed any sort of reading materials or entertainment, or to look away. To enforce…
After The End weizhong (author) 2016-09-18
The skip was proving to be significantly more difficult to deal with than I had anticipated. As in, it was actively attempting to carve my face into a nice confetti, and then sprinkle my con-face-tti…
Excitement CirclesAndSquares (author) 2016-09-18
Howard knew he should be afraid. He knew any place where they insisted on calling you by a number was a place you didn’t want to be. He knew that a lab coat gave a man the idea that he could do things…
History Humanmale (author) 2016-09-18
There once was a D-Class from Matlock, Whose dick was too big for his sock, So he rolled up his sheet, All nice and neat, And proceeded to play with his cock. I love you Susan. I love you Susan. I…
Cat In A Box LurkD (author) 2016-09-18
And What Was a Soul to That Blank White World Cyantreuse (author) 2016-09-19
“A month. Tops.” “I won’t get… What, any details?” ”I’m not personally privy to the details, I’m afraid, even if I were allowed to disclose them.” “H-how do I know what I did wrong?” I'm not sure…
D-2000 Jack Ike (author) 2016-09-19
From: Foundation Global Administration, Requisitions Division To: Researcher Byzant Subject: Approval of D-Class request for SCP-4932 Researcher Byzant, Your request for 1,250 D-Class personnel for…
Sunday Funnies Randomini (author) 2016-09-19
Matryoshka: Part Six Kalinin (author) 2016-09-19
The Site-7 surgical auditorium, for all of its wood paneling lining the walls and the rows of well-worn theater style seats, might have been any one of a hundred medical facilities of the rational…
John James Quantum Physician (author) 2016-09-20
In my opinion, the whirlwind of rumours and false reports surrounding the role of D-Class in this institution has created an increasingly poisonous, and frankly unprofessional, atmosphere over the…
Mr. Parker Erazm (author) 2016-09-21
Mr. Parker. Don't look so surprised, you have to have known this day was going to come eventually. One of your fellow boarders was kind enough to let me in. They won't be disturbing us, so please, sit…
A Memorandum Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-09-21
OFFICIAL ETHICS COMMITTEE MEMORANDUM From: Dr. Adileh Khayyam, Site-43 Psychologist and Humanoid Anomaly Specialist To: Dr. Jeremiah Cimmerian, Ethics Committee Liaison Re: Harrassment of Dr….
Matryoshka: Part Seven Kalinin (author) 2016-09-21
The old man was propped up in the corner, some surplus Red Army blankets hastily bunched up to provide both warmth and stability for the frail humanoid. He peered out from beneath his hat with…
The Escape From Site-132 MrRonin (author) 2016-09-21
The following tale is based on SCP-2150. Reading the article is not required, but if you wish to do so, the link is here Hey, did you hear about what happened to the guy at the far end of our block? …
Budget Cuts Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-09-22
It was a gloomy day at Site-19. “They just cut our funding again,” Dr. Bergstrom said, speaking around a mouthful of Salisbury steak. “I’m down to two assistants.” “I hear you, man,” Agent Rourke said…
A Personal Connection CapnThatguy (author) 2016-09-22
“Next number, please,” the voice behind the speakers droned. D-24461 leaned heavily on the stark steel table, staring at the black rotary phone before her. She looked up at the empty room, towards the…
Whoa, Here She Comes AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-22
Dr. Agarwal, Reynolds poked his head nervously into Lakshmi's office, you're needed in 5760's enclosure. That’s the kitten, right? The kitten that cures all forms of pediatric cancer? No,…
Innocence Roget (author) 2016-09-23
MR MONEY AND GIRL The first thing that Latoya saw of this money man was a spray of diamonds firing out his nose as she was filing into the room. Black hair slicked back over his head and juxtaposed…
Matryoshka: Part Eight Kalinin (author) 2016-09-24
Try to keep up, old man. I'd like to be as far as possible from Site-7 when their part of the plan starts. Spinella wheezed as he trotted, sweeping his flashlight in front of him and trying to avoid…
Show You What All That Howl Is For AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-24
“Please put your hand into the mouth of the statue.” D-19238 did nothing. “I said put your hand in the mouth of the statue.” D-19238 simply grinned. “I know you from somewhere, don’t I?” “Failure to…
What Ever Happened? TyGently (author) 2016-09-25
D-13279 had long ago learned how to tell death from dreaming. Every month, it happened like this, and there was a moment of uncertainty. When the drugs have finished pumping their way through the…
To Be Noir Not To Be Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-09-25
Some time in the 1920s, almost a century before there were such things as Markov plot generators or infrafictional constructs, a dirt-broke novelist in the middle of L.A. somehow discovered the first…
Boxes psul (author) 2016-09-25
I left the box on Karen's nightstand, pausing to listen a while to her soft breathing. It's not a large box, but it's large enough that she'll notice when she wakes up. An e-reader, near new. It was a…
Untitled Kestin (author) 2016-09-26
This was definitely not D-3748's cell. For one thing, the room was silent. During the day, his cellmates were constantly shuffling, scribbling on the blank paper they were generously given, getting…
A Price to be Paid MegalomaniacInchworm (author) 2016-09-26
A Price to be Paid It's one of the enduring myths of the Foundation, said the redheaded woman in the snappy suit, stabbing idly at her salad with her cafeteria-issued plastic fork. 'D for…
Body Bags Hercules Rockefeller (author) 2016-09-26
He lies in darkness, no sound but his own heartbeat in his ears. The sickly warm air inside the bag suffocates him; the plastic sticks to his skin, making him sweat. How long has it been? Hours? Days?…
Inside/Outside CapnThatguy (author) 2016-09-26
On 10/18/20██ the following unauthorized modifications to the experimental data of SCP-2719 were logged by the external monitoring server. Based on the information gained from the logs, and the…
Matryoshka: Part Nine Kalinin (author) 2016-09-27
Stillwell poked his head up, slowly, peering through the grimy window pane down at the surgical theater below their perch in the mezzanine. He sank back down. Coogan was busy tying the sheets they had…
Not To Disappear - 3 minmin (author) 2016-09-27
Previous / Next 3. Darkness falls over the island of Penang as the strange cars surround Number 32. On both ends of the street, dark sedans with tinted windows pull up to a halt. In front of the…
The Beast You've Made Of Me AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-27
“Are you sure?” the creature asked, ears flattened in uncertainty, claws pressed ever so lightly into the researcher’s exposed stomach. “I don’t want to make you do anything you’re not comfortable…
Paddy's Last Jest daveyoufool (author) 2016-09-28
Dear All Of You Money-Grubbing, Arrogant, Sycophantic, Empty-Skulled, Lying, Poorly-Animated Asslickers, Especially Freddy Fucking Backstabbing Judas Fox And Kenny Never Worked A Day In His Sexless…
Matryoshka: Epilogue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-28
Stillwell resisted the urge to scratch beneath the cast on his arm. Cigarette smoke had never been something he was fond of, but in the close room, with the interviewing officer exhaling it constantly…
I Keep The Wolf From The Door AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-29
“This was…surprisingly nice, 5760. Though you've provided me with a particularly low standard.” 5760’s ears perked in happiness. Despite the flickering candlelight making 5760’s various bony…
The Line of Duty Apoplexic (author) 2016-09-30
“I can't do this Leonard.” Richard straightened the sheaf of papers splayed across his coffee table, shoving them back into a folio. “I'll deny it; there are other candidates, take one of them.”…

October 2016


Title Author Created
Old Kansas Sector ~ 12: Laugh is Okay Faminepulse (author) 2016-10-03
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 14, August, 2119 AD Paradise, Kansas, USA 3 AM Laugh is Best. Laugh is GOOD. Laugh is amazing, happy, good feelings and good time for…
The Lord Judge Smapti (author) 2016-10-05
The sound of the horse's hooves echoed off the hills of the pass as the cart made its way along the old highway, thudding against the dust and gravel that a thousand years before had been smooth…
Why is Five afraid of Seven? SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-10-05
The God of Unknowable stands proudly in the Great Void, and hungers for those existing. The Fifth Coming is imminent, and those blind and weak have worshiped the edges of his existence. But he dares…
Up To No Good LurkD (author) 2016-10-05
Foxx pressed play on the Blu-ray player and the iconic Disney castle appeared followed by the intro to Frozen, the sing-a-long edition. Can I sing loud this time? Lucille asked as she slid on her…
All Hallows' Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-10-06
October 1st, 2017 Site Director Edgar Holman sat in his office at Site-64, a small file's worth of paperwork spread out before him. Researcher Cooper sat in a chair on the opposite side, her…
Counterpoint psul (author) 2016-10-07
« The Musical Suspects | Hub | To be continued » Interview Transcript: Site Director's Office Date: 08/07/2016 Present: - Site Director Praveen Arora - Edward Barnes (PA) - Junior Researcher…
Melting In Diminished Time Jekeled (author) 2016-10-11
There was a scuffling through the warehouse, the sound of hundreds of giant rats rubbing and pawing against dry desiccated cardboard, the kind of shriveled-up husk that invades into your ears and…
SCP TV Pilot: Into the Deep End trb456 (author) 2016-10-12
SCP: INTO THE DEEP END (PILOT) Written by trb456 Inspired by the SCP-Wiki: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ SCP-140 is by AssertiveRoland: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-140 Sarkic Cults are influenced by the…
Elder Baconator Waxx (author) 2016-10-20
The word processor's cursor blinked accusingly at Tilda, goading her into finishing the report. It was always the same, dull story with directorship: it's lonely at the top, and it's lonely because…
I Slip, I'm Still An Animal AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-10-23
SCP-5760 Incident Log Delta: As of 05/04/2016, SCP-5760 has breached containment and has not been reclaimed. Former Security Head Gonzalez appears to have organized its escape, in addition to…
Holding On Jack Ike (author) 2016-10-26
In a small room, a man who sometimes exists greets a man who should no longer be. The first man enters the room with purpose, with pride. His clothes are neither grand nor humble; a light grey…
Laughter Communism will win (author) 2016-10-27
Most days, I wish I hadn't been given the ability to do anything for myself. It's nice that I can feed myself and use the toilet on my own, for what I hope are obvious reasons. The act of operating an…
Not Fade Away Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-10-31
The old water tower on the outskirts of this shit-heel town has been derelict for ages. It's amazing they haven't torn the damn thing down yet. I reach up for the next rung, which groans in response…

November 2016


Title Author Created
In The Dark Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-11-01
Joe's head bounced off the metal table with a clang. The Man in the Suit behind him cracked his knuckles and walked around the table. Where are the artifacts? Joe shook his head, the initial hit was…
A Few of My Favorite Things Jarl Gullberg (author) 2016-11-01
These are a few of my favorite things….
Harbinger Kalinin (author) 2016-11-02
O5-2 carefully arranged the surgical mask over her face, tugging the disposable fabric this way and that, ensuring that her mouth and nose were covered properly. She bent down and eased off her black…
A Greater Darkness fastandbulbous (author) 2016-11-02
Bethany opened herself from its place, trudged over groggily, but more awake than she'd ever been, to the wall of the mobile home, and with a bloated forefinger pushed down a plastic shutter to peer…
Continued Deliberations Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
O5-2 let the e-mail alert fade from her terminal screen without opening it. She already knew that the Foundation had suffered more casualties in the past twenty-four hours than all of the last five…
A Night at the Movies Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
TO: O5-7 FROM: Pendergast, William RE: Planetary Survey Data - Relevant URGENCY: HIGH Sir, The latest data from Khevtuul 5 is in. We have two possible exoplanets that are theoretically suited for…
Standard Dream Report 66-Y 990.1 Kalinin (author) 2016-11-03
Document 990-03: Dr. ██████████ reported a manifestation of SCP-990 during a dream occurring seventeen hours ago. Per emergency orders distributed to all personnel regarding possible data on SCP-001,…
Disinformation Bureau Orientation Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2016-11-06
Well, I guess that's everyone. Let's get started. As you hopefully know at this point, the 'P' in our motto stands for 'protect'. There are two kinds of protection that entails - protecting the world…
After Action Report 2272' Kalinin (author) 2016-11-07
On 7 November 2016, 0430 Eastern Daylight Time, operatives with Local Mobile Task Force 352-Dalet received reports from Major League Baseball wire services that RHP Ellis Canastota had been assigned…
Standard Dream Report 66-Y 990.2 Kalinin (author) 2016-11-08
Document 990-04: Per advice of her personal physician, O5-2 took several prescriptions in order to induce sleep in the early hours of 7 November 2016. Upon awaking, O5-2 reported a manifestation of…
The Karcist And The Mekhanite daveyoufool (author) 2016-11-09
The demiurge who made the world Screamed with all its might. It did its very best to make Its realm devoid of light — But no one cared, because back then, There was no wrong or right. Then MEKHANE,…
The Man at the Threshold Kalinin (author) 2016-11-09
TO: O5-1 FROM: O5-12 RE: the end URGENCY: HIGH I hope this gets through. If you're like me, seeing things on the BBC and the New York Times before getting briefed on them by staff is doing a number on…
Radiance And Cachinnation Accelerando (author) 2016-11-13
On a grey horizon, thousands of towering buildings stood, some tilted at certain angles, others snapped in half. A great emptiness was felt in the air, as sound seemed to bounce endlessly off the…
Excerpts Regarding St. Sophia Univine (author) 2016-11-15
Verifying Horizon Initiative credentials Accessing Universal Texts Querying St. Sophia 3 texts found. Acts of Philip Among the Phrygians, Chapter 3; Mekhanite Book of Apostates, Chapter 97; Acts…
Different Kinds of Nihilism kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2016-11-15
harmpit: di dyou eevr meet him @bluntfiend bluntfiend: I have no idea who you're talking about. lesbian_gengar: yeah hey bluntfiend have you ever heard of [mystery noun] harmpit: we wree justtal king…
The Last Site jeffusano (author) 2016-11-16
Chapter One Site-80 Logbook Security Log: Romeo-249.2 Date: 04/23/2021 Begin Log: 10:34 a.m. – Site breach warning activated. Breaches detected in Keter wing, unit 12 and unit 15. Automated lockdown…
Time Keeps On Slippin' Lintharo (author) 2016-11-24
The lab was empty at night. It was quite small for a scientific establishment, with only 6 rooms connected to a hallway with doors at either end. Not much was spent in the way of comfort and safety,…
Too Cold to Live, Too Young to Die Cyantreuse (author) 2016-11-26
December 19th, 2015, Site-19 “There’s something off about you, Lee. Don’t think I don’t notice.” “There’s always something off about me by your standards.” “You’ve been seeing someone. You’re…
An Evergreen Affair Bennings (author) 2016-11-26
The Administrator was never one for ceremony. When she had founded it all, more than a hundred years ago, she did not ask for contracts written in blood under flickering candlelight, or sacred oaths…
Charon (Part 2: Katabasis) Jack Ike (author) 2016-11-26
Required reading: Charon (Part 1: Nekyia) The taste of the coffee was repulsively bitter. Yanma Mirski considered spitting the mouthful out to save the remaining taste buds that hadn't been…
The Dedekind-Infinite Demographic Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-11-28
It was the dead of night in Three Portlands, right at that awkward hour when it was too late to hurl insults and loose change at anartists and too early to go out and get a coffee that required the…
What Happened Beneath Cronos Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-11-30
He's going to find out, a young Joseph Bell sighed as he walked alongside Jeremy Walsh through a forested path on their way home from school. And when he does he's going to kick our ass. Joseph…

December 2016


Title Author Created
Where Your Eyes Don't Go Roget (author) 2016-12-01
Grandma! Shirley looked down over her newspaper. Ralph was standing there, with a fistful of wooden blocks, beaming up at her. Can we play Director, grandma? She smiled down at him. Sure. Where…
Happy Howlidays Ihp (author) 2016-12-07
December 24th, 2015 9:55 AM Christmas in Sloth's Pit had always been chaotic, but this was something different. It was bound to happen eventually; the lunar cycles had aligned in such a way that the…
No More Dull Days Eekium (author) 2016-12-07
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → Time dragged on, and Lilibeth could feel the metaphorical chains connecting her to SCP-2508 grow ever tighter. The small group of runaways had spent the better part of…
The Ride Never Ends MrRonin (author) 2016-12-07
It all started when I boarded this cart. I really didn't want to get on because roller coasters scare me. Not like I had a choice. But it was the last week before I was let off, so it wasn't that bad….
The Homecoming of Eta-13 Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-12-11
Within the cramped dirt tunnels of the Gate Passage a group of eleven humans dressed in the field gear of an SCP Foundation task force limped onward. They were beaten, bloodied, bruised, and carried…
The Kitchen Sink FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2016-12-14
… At 10 AM on the morning of 10 April 1965, Dr. Thaddeus Xyank was swiping a finger through the air in front of him when Agent Bertrand Burt Tomlin arrived. He guessed Thad was checking his email…
An Unconventional Tail Ihp (author) 2016-12-15
Electro-swing had never appealed to Agent Quinn MacAllister, but it's what she and her partner were stuck listening to in the car unlike Crowley and Aziraphale, tapes in their car didn't transmogrify…
You're Always on My Mind Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-12-18
Blackness. Emil was standing in a void. Unable to see. Unable to hear. He was holding something that began to move. Something wet. He looked down to see himself holding a pulsating mass of organs. A…
How Dr. Clef Contained Christmas! LurkD (author) 2016-12-19
*click to play Every Skip locked on-site Liked Christmas a lot But Dr. Clef, who worked at Site-19, Did NOT! Dr. Clef hated Christmas! The whole Christmas time! But please do not ask him. He might…
The Assassination of Beleaguered Normalcy by the Coward Gamers Against Weed Communism will win (author) 2016-12-19
They're not gonna have her in downtown Portland, dude. The truck was silent for a minute, save for the sound of the man in the passenger's seat cracking his joints one by one. Each arm flexed…
`Twas The Night Before Christmas jerf (author) 2016-12-22
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the site not a Keter is stirring, to My great delight. The paperwork filed in the cabinets with care, each one a story of objects most rare, Humanoids…
Christmas Propaganda Jack Ike (author) 2016-12-23
’Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the Site, Not a single man stirred, Not during that night. The chambers were locked and sealed with great care, In hopes that their contents would…
A Cackmas Carol daveyoufool (author) 2016-12-23
December 24th, 2016. The halls of Site-59 were quiet, thanks to the elaborate network of layered soundproofing and noise-cancelling magnetic grids established for Cell 2337. Perhaps this Christmas Eve…
I Forgot To Remember To Forget Roget (author) 2016-12-23
They were stringing up gold garland all over the house. Mistletoe adorned every doorway while elves stared down mischievously from their various shelves. The entire dormitory looked like a collision…
Home for the Holidays Cyantreuse (author) 2016-12-24
“How are you doing this morning?” ”Just fine.” ”What did you eat for dinner last night?” ”Oatmeal.” ”Noted. Do you require a briefing? I have the papers here if necessary.” ”…No. I think I’m starting…
Shocking Ignorance Regarding Anything Resembling a Structured Set of Rules to be Applied Fairly Communism will win (author) 2016-12-26
jockjamsvol6: I suppose you're wondering why I gathered you here today. lesbian_gengar: bluntfiend's apartment got busted and they took harmpit's laptop so we had to make a new channel. jockjamsvol6:…
Under Control TyGently (author) 2016-12-27
December 6, 2023 The plaza was awash with all sorts of activity odd for this time of night, but not odd for this town. A group of ambient soviet factorypunk enthusiasts known as hhh 1 chose tonight…
Cleon Gaffney (author) 2016-12-27
Rome, 1955 Giraldo Moretti ran as the fanged walls of the alleyway closed in behind him. The droning sound that followed him grew into a roar. Crumpled paper drifted through the air, despite the lack…
Care for You fastandbulbous (author) 2016-12-27
The wall-shaking cacophony from the room upstairs ceased. A few seconds later, Daniel, Rene's calico, came barreling down the stairs and settled quickly at Riven's feet with a purr. Which meant that…
Grown in a Day, on a Mound of Barren Earth, Winter Dmatix (author) 2016-12-27
The elder god set in his garden and waited. Perhaps garden was a bit too generous a word for it. It was a sorry piece of earth, more mud than soil, much trodden and little tilled. Really, thought…
I Stand Atop a Spiral Stair Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-12-28
It was a soundless stellar morning when I held my audience with my creator. I'd come looking for a resolution, but I'd left my resolve behind, which was why I was smoking in my cabin, half-hearted…
Festival Of Arthropods SpectralDragon (author) 2016-12-29
Laurie looked behind her, making sure that Speaker was still nearby. In a festival of arthropods, a human was prone to stand out immensely. Speaker could pick their form, and had decided to change…
Empedocles WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-12-29
Hippocrates, I have heard about your research into the composition of man. Your methods are impeccable, and I commend you on not focusing on the realm of gods, but on nature itself to determine the…
Aboard the Train to Berlin Jacob Conwell (author) 2016-12-30
Nuremberg, Germany Fall, 1944 When Franz Hoffman had first been selected to join the Ahnenerbe Obskurakorps, his father made sure to contact him. Herr Hoffman, a longstanding member of the Thule…
Etymology of die Glocke MrWrong (author) 2016-12-31
Ah Time, it once again brought us trouble, like our marriage. We began to know each other too late, and rushed through it due to coincidence. Additionally, it took only that first and last night to…

January 2017


Title Author Created
Endings Wils (author) 2017-01-01
Note: This is part ten in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Forgiveness first, or start from the…
Hypervelocity A Random Day (author) 2017-01-01
In thirty minutes she will either be dead or the greatest criminal known to Eurtec. Either way, she's going to get one hell of a fix. The target is a squat, unimposing, one-story concrete block - a…
Where They Kept Their Copies Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-04
Cameron Torren gave a sigh, took one last sip of coffee, and waited for the stage manager to give him the thumbs up. The signal came, and in a flash, he bolted out onto the set amid cheers and…
A+D Shaggydredlocks (author) 2017-01-04
Ah. You are awake. It is me. But of course, this is quite the change is it not? Try to think. Do you remember when we first met? You were but a child, practically a sapling. You had…
The Manistique Broadcast Kalinin (author) 2017-01-04
There exists a subculture on the internet fascinated by lost media. Missing episodes of long-cancelled television shows, unreleased photographs of important historical events, suppressed news footage…
Preliminary Report of J. C. Randall Upon His Party's Efforts to Catalogue the Multiverse GreenWolf (author) 2017-01-05
The document that follows is the first and last written report made by Doctor John Carver Randall during his 1927 expedition to explore the multiverse….
No Good Deed Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-09
January 18th, 2020 As the doctors, nurses, CNAs, and other hospital personnel carried out their duties within Portland's St. Vincent's Hospital, a man in a blue and silver suit weaved his way towards…
What Passes as Normal in the Digital Age kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-01-11
Any time she heard the word normie, she had to wince. And in her circles, she ended up doing a lot of wincing. It wasn't their fault for the most part. It was a useful word, a good coded word. Said a…
Nothing to See Here TheDuckman (author) 2017-01-14
David, Age 0 “He’s such a brilliant child,” his mother said to the nurse. The nurse smiled, indulging the new mother. Every first time mother thought her child was special. “No really!” The mother…
A Billion Brilliant Colors and a Spirit Less Than Human Cyantreuse (author) 2017-01-14
In the distant future, buried under the dirt and filth and plants and trees and pain of a land closer to normal than your soul would have wanted, you awaken at freezing temperatures. Your body gasps…
Deliverance Wils (author) 2017-01-14
Note: This is part eleven in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Endings first, or start from the…
Damnation Wils (author) 2017-01-14
Note: This is part twelve in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Deliverance first, or start from…
Setting Sun Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2017-01-17
I told them they had six months - at most a year - to bring the US to its knees, and then things would go to hell. Now, everything was going exactly as I predicted. Midway - a total disaster of blind…
Westbound and Down Jekeled (author) 2017-01-17
Here we see a real go-getter, a man who knows what he wants and how to get it, dressed in a black suit and black raincoat (a little pearl pin in his tie ), carrying a black attache case, eyes set…
Matterminded Aiden Eldritch (author) 2017-01-17
Philadelphia, The Navy Yard 2031 Dr. Vanessa Graff is sitting at a table overlooking the ocean, hands trembling with the greatest rush she has ever experienced in her life, when the woman who doesn't…
Partial Notes from the Corps of Discovery Expedition, 1804-1806 Shio (author) 2017-01-17
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION The following excerpts from the Journal of Meriwether Lewis were located during a Foundation sweep on the swath of land that…
Make Portland Weirder Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-17
August, 1970 As Agent Josephine Creed sat beneath a pine tree in Oregon’s Milo McIver State Park, she came to the realization that she hated her current assignment. Wearing plainclothes during a…
A journal found in the collection of the Peabody Museum of Natural History Ihp (author) 2017-01-17
May 25th, 1882 I write this on a train to Cheyenne, watching the world go by through the windows. We left Saint Joseph half an hour ago, and the Union Pacific Railroad Line is as uncomfortable as…
Now Hollow Fires Burn Out To Black And Lights Are Guttering Low Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2017-01-19
Four Score and Eleven years ago our fathers brought forth on this land, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. This portion of the…
Whiteout and Ink Djoric (author) 2017-01-19
Libraries collect secrets in the quiet hours of the night In the midst of the darkness, Alai sat with a mug of hot chocolate in her hands. Her desk lamp carved an island of light in the space between…
Win Condition Jack Ike (author) 2017-01-20
It had been so long since Charles had felt human, away from the muck, pestilence and waste. His own body felt uncomfortable, foreign to him; his last wash had been months ago. Mites and lice crawled…
... And Whenever They Catch You, They Will Kill You... rumetzen (author) 2017-01-21
Amy had spent less than a month in the Library, most of it dedicated to hiding or following the random paths traced by the Queen. A week, she could tell, was not long enough to get a good picture of…
Dull Ache Hand Randomini (author) 2017-01-21
Site 27 is where people's throats get cut. There's a reason for this, of course. Kill words, though difficult to get into a person's brain without haemorrhaging it, are some of the most effective…
Giving Bad People Good Ideas rumetzen (author) 2017-01-22
The diner’s light shone like a lone glimmer of hope within the darkness of the city. The waitress wiping down the counter wore a bored expression. It was nearing the end of her shift, and the only…
Permanent Waves GreenWolf (author) 2017-01-23
'Attention. I have placed a memetic bomb within the city of Three Portlands, which will be triggered at exactly 6:40 PM Eastern Standard Time, on January 26th. I have no demands.'…
Incident Zero - Part 3 DrClef (author) 2017-01-23
General Bowe's paternal great-grandfather had died at Gettysburg under the command of General Armstead during Pickett's famous doomed charge. He had been one of the brave Confederate soldiers to cross…
I Want To Tell You rumetzen (author) 2017-01-23
“So what’s the worst Site you’ve ever worked at?” asked Cipher. “I don’t know. Difficult question.” Kantos paused in solemn thought. “Seoul. Seventy-One. The place barely functioned.” The BMW they sat…
What The Spybird Saw Vezaz (author) 2017-01-23
TOP SECRET (PILLAR GARDEN) DO NOT COPY DO NOT TAKE ABOARD AIRCRAFT DEBRIEF FILE - FLIGHT LIEUTENANT ██████████████████████ Interview Date: JANUARY 29 1963 Incident: Aerial reconnaissance…
The Man Who Sold The World rumetzen (author) 2017-01-23
The man who would one day be known as Savior awoke in a field of corpses. The ground was hidden beneath the carpet of blood and flesh. Men, women and children lay slaughtered, stacked upon each other…
Another Thursday Dexanote (author) 2017-01-24
The office of Dr. Isaac Seidelman was quiet in the early evening, the pale yellow light of his desk lamp warming the building’s old walls. The sunset was vanishing beneath the veil of night, the last…
Change In The House Of The Flies rumetzen (author) 2017-01-25
Aubrey Dell missed the days when coming home was a respite. When she was free to leave work at work and pretend for a few hours a day that she was a normal biologist, one not surrounded by…
Decisions We Make Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-25
Sunday, May 9th, 2021 Agent Sasha Merlo sat within the office of Edgar Holman, Director of Foundation Site-64 and a longtime friend. As she relaxed in one of the comfortable chairs he kept in front…
Why? Where? What? rumetzen (author) 2017-01-27
The thing wearing O5-4’s faced smiled as Kantos pressed his gun to its face. “Hey, you people catch on quick. So what gave it away? Was it the teeth? I was worried I didn’t get the teeth right.”…
Preface to Practical Logopsychology (1998) [2nd ed.] by ████ Thorn and █████ Włonsky q 17 (author) 2017-01-27
CODE 192-DCLS - RESTRICTED GENERAL FOUNDATION USE RAISA (Records and Information Security Administration) has declassified portions of the following text under Code 192-DCLS for the purpose of making…
The War and The Many Faces TyGently (author) 2017-01-30
Part I | Part II: The War and The Many Faces | Part III The strike team followed the road a long ways from the city, past sleepy towns and grazing pastures. The road had been whittled down, by…
God Am rumetzen (author) 2017-01-31
Alarath squatted on the sidewalk and observed the new world he'd found himself in. The first thing that struck him about the city was how many people seemed to be living in it. Though it was night,…

February 2017


Title Author Created
But Life Goes On rumetzen (author) 2017-02-01
In the underbelly of a numberless Site beneath Navi Mumbai, Pavlo Kharkiv sat alone in a dark room with a glass of vodka. One by one, four computer terminals around him flickered to life. They hummed…
After that / Until then psul (author) 2017-02-01
7 June 2029 Today, I watched a giant jellyfish give birth to a full-grown woman dressed in an owl costume. It was strange to think that I knew it would happen today. The jellyfish floated in the…
Rather Die Young rumetzen (author) 2017-02-02
“Hello, Emily.” Agent Cipher flinched at the use of her real first name. Underneath layers of digital modulation, the voice coming from the phone was unrecognizable. But there were only half a dozen…
Grand Theft Anomaly Cyantreuse (author) 2017-02-03
Offices of the Federal Investigation Bureau, Los Santos, San Andreas | 11:40 “…Yeah. No. No, that’s not what I’m saying.” “What are you saying, then?” “I’m saying- fuck, hang on.” Veteran FIB agent…
March Of The Fire Ants rumetzen (author) 2017-02-06
The sound of sirens made Alarath look away from the stranger. They split in the air in the distance, growing closer every second. They were unlike any warning horn he had heard used in the Empire, too…
The Most Dangerous Game DrMagnus (author) 2017-02-07
The Most Dangerous Game Site 19 The containment alarm blared in the background, as Dr. Magnus sat in front of an elaborately colored board, across from a confident-looking man. He narrowed his eyes,…
Coyotl Ihp (author) 2017-02-07
Incident Report 2547-55: SCP-2547 manifested in the town of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin, during August 2015, despite meeting none of the criteria for typical manifestation. As Sloth's Pit is both a Nexus…
Posthuman rumetzen (author) 2017-02-08
Clef didn’t miss his face. Initially the loss had been painful. It wasn’t just his physical face the creature had taken. For years he’d wandered with a hole in his existence, one that could not be…
Mitochondria thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-02-08
There are vague memories of light at the beginning. His body is compressed and cold. There is the cold of concrete on his skin so much that it is his skin- the cold smell of paint and rebar in his…
Casa de Jacinta / Jacinta de la Casa Kalinin (author) 2017-02-10
Aurelio always rides too fast. I told him as much on the last night I saw him. Do you really need to die in a way that will leave such a mess? It's so unfair to the rest of us that we have to see you…
Come Rest Your Head A While Ihp (author) 2017-02-11
Previously on the UIU Series With No Name Agents Quinn MacAllister and Darnell Christman are the only two agents of the FBI's Unusual Incidents Unit in the Midwest, following the disbanding of the…
Another Day On The Job weizhong (author) 2017-02-13
“Foxchaser, do you have eyes on?” “Affirmative Sky Kennel. Transmitting coordinates to you as we speak.” “Coordinates received. Aerial scans show some signs of recent reality manipulation, be…
First Time's The Charm Boogey_Man23 (author) 2017-02-13
Assigned Personnel Light Transport Vessel 04 Pilot: Brad Cannon Deckhand(s): George Montgomery Rudy Lynch Timothy Holland Boarding Party Security Officer(s): Ken Jones Peter Alves …
When All You Have is a Hammer DrMagnus (author) 2017-02-14
Site-19 Dr. Magnus sat in his office, leaning back in the office chair. Across from him sat Dr. Kensington, flipping through some comic he'd picked up on his last run to town. So what should I get…
Reap What You Sew Shaggydredlocks (author) 2017-02-16
Mr. Bear woke up, on the evening of July 19th, 1937, and was utterly stunned by the fact he had done so. As far as he knew, toys weren't typically alive, and having consciousness thrust upon oneself…
No Rain rumetzen (author) 2017-02-17
The steel collar was just loose enough to keep from choking Cipher, yet tight enough that she had to stop herself from clawing at the metal around her throat. Every five seconds, a small red light…
Excerpts from Training Seminars for Lesser Known Foundation Careers Ihp (author) 2017-02-17
Architectural Zoologist Next slide, Gertrude. Living buildings are surprisingly rare in this day and age, but there are some buildings that the uneducated consider 'alive'. These structures are, more…
The Parables of Pseudo-Nadox Univine (author) 2017-02-21
Verifying Horizon Initiative credentials Accessing Universal Texts Querying Sarkic parables 1 text found. Parables of Pseudo-Nadox. The Parables of Pseudo-Nadox Enter your IMMANENT…
Corrido of the Man with Eyes in the Back of His Head WrongJohnSilver (author) 2017-02-26
The afternoon sun shone relentlessly on a remote corner of the Arizona desert, a flat plain dotted with little more than scrub, rolling hills on the horizon. No cloud served to mitigate the heat and…
The Blazing Searchlight Gaffney (author) 2017-02-26
The future began on a still morning in the summer of 1919. The army paused, its way into the Adriatic city blocked by a small contingent of fellow Italians. The deserters, the demobilized storm…
"Thieves!" Screamed The Ghost rumetzen (author) 2017-02-28
Voices pulled him from the blankness of unconsciousness. “-unless you want your boss melting your badge for scrap before the end of your fucking shift.” A woman’s snarl. It occurred to Alarath that he…

March 2017


Title Author Created
War Within A Breath rumetzen (author) 2017-03-02
In the hours of morning that still flirted with night, as Doctor Edith Spencer combed through layers of data from another world, she reflected on the pathways of life. If someone had asked herself a…
Former Assets DrChandra (author) 2017-03-05
| Clown Breeding 101 With Prof Richard C Normus | Fuller Than Full! “You’re not afraid of clowns, are you?” When Victor had been interviewed for a sales rep with MC D, they had asked him a lot of…
Downvoted ashausesall (author) 2017-03-06
This was more than he'd signed up for. The New Agent Manual - SCP Object Classification Standard listed Keter as the most dangerous type of object. They eat, kill, and drive people crazy. If left…
Home Is Where The Hatred Is rumetzen (author) 2017-03-07
Ilias Kantos was going to get some fucking answers. Three days. Three days since his world had been shredded. Three days since they’d put him in this call-it-anything-but-a-cell. Three days since he’d…
rabbit here, rabbit there Zmax15 (author) 2017-03-07
Drone in place. Sensors are green. Readings stable. ROGER, MOBILE STATION. CONFIRMATION TO DRILL. Confirmation received. Drilling now. We’re getting more resistance than expected. Estimated Mohs…
Legends Never Die DrMagnus (author) 2017-03-10
Site-19 Ancillary Research Wing Agent Donnarson hadn't really expected to have to do a debriefing of this particular sort. As an information retrieval specialist, his job was to figure out the…
Bad Dreams thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-03-13
Agent Adams walked down the hall of the Lanthanide Hills Task Force dorms, swiped her card on the lock, readied her parka around her face, and stepped into the cold, Siberian night, manila envelope in…
The only way left to go is forward Agent MacLeod (author) 2017-03-15
It's just one foot in front of the other…
Adam's Worthless - Choose Yokim Jack Ike (author) 2017-03-15
The words went straight to his heart, shattering what little self-confidence he still had. The cluttered, shadow-filled room seemed like a perfect reflection of his own inner being at that time. Dark,…
Blind Date TheDuckman (author) 2017-03-18
Serra almost walked past him, she was so distracted. When she was on duty, she could ignore the worries of day to day life. She could section her thoughts away, focus only on the mission, whether that…
Big and Happy daveyoufool (author) 2017-03-18
Once upon a time… Archibald the Apple was in the middle of yet another dreadful day in his Sadness Box. He stood perfectly still. He did not like to stay perfectly still, but he had no choice….
Won't You Be My Neighbour... Loiterer87 (author) 2017-03-19
Alexei and the Walrus Agent MacLeod (author) 2017-03-21
Wherein Alexei faces grave and serious danger. Also, a walrus…
Wade Williams Distribution Presents: LordStonefish (author) 2017-03-21
When I was born, I screamed. And my mother proclaimed it the best sound ever uttered by any being. A thrill of terror. Boo!…
The Blackbird and The Falcon Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-03-21
=SCP Foundation= Department of Human Resources Office of Psychological Health Services Routine Psychological Health Screening Transcript November 17th, 2022 Attending: Dr. D.H. Aeslinger, Psy.D….
Directive Legends DrMagnus (author) 2017-03-23
My best friend bled out in my arms. I wish I was a strong enough person to have let that just be the end of it. To just let him die that one time. If wishes were horses, we'd all ride. -From the…
Backstage Esheter (author) 2017-03-23
The man walks through a bare hallway. He holds a briefcase in one hand and a coffee in the other. He stops in front of the door, takes a deep breath, and enters….
Unexpected Visitors and Warm Welcomes Esheter (author) 2017-03-27
Previously A knock on the door roused William from his nap. He reluctantly rose out of his armchair and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. He opened the door. “Come in.” The young woman entered…
Reality, Innocents Communism will win (author) 2017-03-31
Dr. Carson: Now, why did you kill those farmers? (Dr. Carson pauses) Dr. Carson: If you don't talk now, we will remove you from this attempt and place you back into- (Dr. Carson pauses) Dr. Carson:…

April 2017


Title Author Created
Iteration F Joreth (author) 2017-04-01
You are currently viewing Additional Document, Iteration F of the documentation for this entity. This article isn't contained with the rest because it's sinful. This entry also contains many themes…
The Conceptual Theology of Physical Existence Jack Ike (author) 2017-04-01
Yesterday, I learnt a fact that will change my life forever. Over a week or two, it'd been slowly fitting together, but it was only yesterday the last piece fell in. Useless information if you don't…
Fools of Us All Ihp (author) 2017-04-01
NO! JUST NO! I QUIT! The entirety of Site-87 stopped what they were doing as the intercom system came to life and Director Nina Weiss was heard over the loudspeakers, cursing like a drunken Lord…
Love and Relative Safety in Sex Cyantreuse (author) 2017-04-01
◄ previous Furthermore, SCP-447-2 can be refined (see Appendix 447-C: Distillation Process) into a useful lubricant approved for use at all SCP Foundation installations, so long as said lubricant…
Le Fou d'Avril daveyoufool (author) 2017-04-01
WARNING!!! Notice from the department of Rancid And Idiotic Sexual Antics: The following is a CESSPIT-class infohazard, containing Consensual Eldritch Sexual Squickercourse Poor In Taste and is not to…
SCP-1425-765 Silberescher (author) 2017-04-02
Item #: SCP-1425 Object Class: Downy Special Containment Procedures: A single copy of SCP-1425 is to be kept in a double-locked archive in Storage Site 40. Access to the document is to be completely…
Chapter 1: Introduction to Time Travel AJMansfield (author) 2017-04-02
Imag­ine the fol­low­ing time travel prob­lem: You re­cieve a win­ning lot­tery num­ber from the fu­ture. What is the prob­a­bil­ity of win­ning the lot­tery us­ing that num­ber? Now, one might…
Chapter 2: Time Loops AJMansfield (author) 2017-04-02
In the first chap­ter, we dis­cussed time travel in mostly in­for­mal terms, to help in­tro­duce the sub­ject and give a feel for time travel. This chap­ter con­tin­ues this, with ad­di­tional…
Loosen Up A Bit thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-04-03
“I gotta say, Charlie” Crow began, watching Gears pick at leftovers in front of him, “I can’t believe Jack let you off work so easy. What did you do, exactly? Did he owe you a favor or something?”…
Ingénue AFX Neuromancer (author) 2017-04-04
Ingénue The butt of a baton clacked against the door. Twenty-two hundred! Lights out! Mitchell turned the light off and reclined on his bunk, listening to the kapo's footsteps dwindle as he…
Every Breathing Minute of Every Waking Hour Cyantreuse (author) 2017-04-05
Today is April 5th, 2017… . The hour is 0100. A man sits alone on his bed. It is Agent Terrance Shaw's thirty-first birthday, and marks five years of employment with MTF Lambda-12. His life…
An Offer You Can't Refuse Roget (author) 2017-04-06
April 2nd, 2011 ADDRESS HOLDER 85 FREDERICK STREET ON, CANADA WE ARE PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FROM A TALENTED POOL OF CANDIDATES FOR EMPLOYMENT WITH THE FACTORY. THIS IS A…
Mystery Skipper Theater 3000 Roget (author) 2017-04-07
The following broadcast transcript was detected from a previously dormant region of space, with Foundation encryption. The content is currently under analysis. The Foundation's telescopic networks and…
Coming Down Cyantreuse (author) 2017-04-09
October 9th, 2016 | 9:56 PM It's twenty-two hundred. Quiet d- Officer Rance Roberts is interrupted mid-sentence by his coworker. He turns around, scowling. What? Are the clocks off again? The man…
Chapter 3: Threads AJMansfield (author) 2017-04-09
Thread Space In ear­lier chap­ters, we dis­cussed time travel in terms of tran­si­tions be­tween world lines, and shown how it can be used to pre­dict the be­hav­ior of sim­ple time loops. How­ever,…
Der Machandelbaum Oboebandgeek99 (author) 2017-04-09
Even in broad daylight, the forest was still a foreboding environment. The shadows of the trees made bright daylight dimmer. Apart from the wind and some occasional birds, it was quiet. Dr. Flora…
Keters With Hats Crash1337 (author) 2017-04-10
Paul: Caaarl! Why is there a statue in our house? It's looking at me funny. Carl: Whatever do you mean? Paul: The statue. Right there. It's in the middle of our living room. Carl: Oh, that! I thought…
Fuller Than Full! DrChandra (author) 2017-04-11
| Former Assets | Fuller's Fantastic Fun-Lover's Funhouse “Ladies and Gentlmen, let’s have another big round of applause for Bubble Gum, the tipsy elephant. Try not to feel too sorry for her. We…
A Day, A Night and Some Lead. Esheter (author) 2017-04-11
I can taste the sun. There are no words to describe it. Not because it is beautiful or grand, but because no language has ever had a need to name it. Wherever the light touches my bare skin it feels…
The Great Site-87 Bakesale Ihp (author) 2017-04-11
Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin Summer 1992 I'm sorry, but what. This was the near-universal reaction to the fact that Site-87 had been underfunded by exactly five thousand, four hundred and twenty-one…
Arrogation Khoast (author) 2017-04-13
“Hey, get up.” Hollows pressed Haze’s shoulder gently with the buttstock of his DMR, he looked out the door for the team lead. Hollows was halfway dressed in his exo-armor system, dressed to the waist…
The King of Coins, in The Cups Dr Gears (author) 2017-04-14
Patrick slipped through the streets of London like a forgotten memory. Young, handsome, and free (for the moment) of both limb and responsibility, he strolled the evening-lit byways of the city with…
Atzak I djkaktus (author) 2017-04-21
As you lie sleeping- you dream of dark and empty eyes. ATZAK PART ONE You wake up when an alarm rips through the silence of the sleeping quarters. You blink the sleep away from your…
Skirmish at Crane's Pub MrAnakinSpecter (author) 2017-04-22
The following is a collection of all relevant documentation regarding the conflict between Foundation personnel and agents of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. over the purchase of SCP-2253. _ Records…
Deus Volt! kenneth1221 (author) 2017-04-22
It was an absolutely beautiful day, and Michael was overjoyed that his daughter Charlotte was finally getting married. It had long been time since his brood needed to be expanded, but Charlotte, to…
Bananazilla Begins, Part I OZ Ouroboros (author) 2017-04-24
… And then flushed the rest of them down the goddamn toilet. Dr. Pearl Watkins, lead scientist at Aquagene Pet Shop, hung her head as she slumped in her chair. She wasn't sure what to feel. At the…
Damnatio Memoriae Aiden Eldritch (author) 2017-04-25
I once knew Aaron Siegel — a mathematician, a physicist, so many more in his brief flare of a lifespan — and yet at the end of it all he was a teacher, a man attempting to spread the fire he stole…
Atzak II djkaktus (author) 2017-04-25
A man is cast into the encompassing dark- And the infinite coil draws tighter. ATZAK PART TWO Dr. David Bell wrenched open the door to the observation theatre, cursing the rusted…
Wasting rumetzen (author) 2017-04-27
Beneath piles of slime and discarded scrap, shaking from hunger and near-blind in the darkness, Amy held her breath. The creature was just outside her hiding-hole. The scraping noise of claws against…
The Coming Nightmare DrBleep (author) 2017-04-28
The Coming Nightmare | Before the Nightmare | A Nightmare on 234 Street | Spiraling Night Terror | The Revealing Dream August 5th, 2015. 02:02:34 A.M. Down hallway F, and back around A. Same route as…
A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences TyGently (author) 2017-04-29
CONTACT US Have any questions or comments for our compadres here at Taco Bell®? Send us a mensaje below! Full Name: Vera K. Garcia Franchise Location: 725 NE Weidler St, Portland, Oregon. …
Bananazilla Begins, Part II OZ Ouroboros (author) 2017-04-29
…This is bananas. Marcus Nakamura stayed silent with fear as the armored van carrying him and Dr. Pearl Watkins rumbled softly down the road to who knows where. Things had taken a very sudden turn…
"It Might Have Been". Zachary Maxwell (author) 2017-04-29
[Trigger warning - non-explicit description of rape.] “Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.” ~ John Greenleaf Whittier It was overcast, that day. For many…
Application to form MTF Rho-87 ACal (author) 2017-04-29
Opening Statement Application to form MTF Rho-87 Required Material Personnel Requisition CLASSIFIED - MTFC To: Director of MTFs From: Dr. Ahmed Faisal, Site-19 Subject: Application to form…
About the Serpent SunnyClockwork (author) 2017-04-30
秦末,高祖为亭长时,人言丰西泽中有大蛇。探之,乃遇一异士,蛇首而人身,以为精怪,拔剑欲斩之。其人大惊,言其本是伏羲、女娲之后,夏之遗民,非是妖邪。 高祖观之,着公卿之装,饰有玉带,果博学之士。遂问其众神、列国、诸王、群兽以及人事,喻以故事,一一作答。 Back at the end of the Qin Dynasty, when the first emperor of Han, Liu…

May 2017


Title Author Created
Dreams of the Dead Sea Smapti (author) 2017-05-01
It is said that in ancient epochs, when the world was closer to the stars, that in dreams one could glimpse foretellings of things yet to come. Such beliefs are not encouraged in these days, as the…
Bazyliszek Ihp (author) 2017-05-01
Warsaw 1944 Another airdrop had been intercepted by the enemy. The English had good intentions, but when those ended up being consistently dropped into German territory, one could not help but wonder…
Dai-tō-a MrWrong (author) 2017-05-03
There is something in my mouth, underneath the tongue. It's nothing relatively uncommon. Of late, my urine is black and I have excreted strips of paper. Ever since I opened a letter from Robinson Toʊ…
Midnight Plane Going Anywhere Ihp (author) 2017-05-03
Previously on the UIU Series With No Name… And now,on to our adventure! Quinn MacAllister and Darnell Christman have arrived back in Cinncinnati to deliver the remains of an anomalous humanoid at…
Holy Mackerel LordStonefish (author) 2017-05-05
** Officially known as Mnestic Stimulant 125, coldpost Is currently only given officially to researchers on highly classified projects or SCPs, however due to its highly addictive nature, it remains…
Every SCP: A Mission: Series Introduction luckgandor (author) 2017-05-05
Previous tale (you are here) Next Tale When Elijah Haverty-Jones saw what – or rather, who – was sitting in the containment cell, his first reaction was “Oh, goddammit.” Even though he had been…
Every SCP - Part 1 - SCP-2339 luckgandor (author) 2017-05-06
Previous Tale Next Tale SCP Featured: SCP-2339 A part of Eli hoped that Dictator would not come back once they were released the next day. And yet, even taking into consideration the tension between…
Nobody Wants To See You Succeed GibberingEloquence (author) 2017-05-07
Nobody walked through the snow, playing with a yo-yo. It had no rope, just a ring around his finger and the wheel. When thrown, the ring guided its trajectory and transmitted sensations of speed and…
Lockdown Procedures Blibby_Blobfish (author) 2017-05-07
FOUNDATION STANDARD ORIENTATION MANUAL : LOCKDOWN PROCEDURES Revision 3.9 [Site-81]. Electronic copy. Submitted to Foundation Records Database. Archived File. All field personnel and Foundation…
Every SCP - Part 2 - Bright Eyes luckgandor (author) 2017-05-08
Previous Part Next Part SCP Presented: SCP-1369 Although they were no longer in any real danger, Dictator did not sleep soundly in their containment cell, even with Oliver with them. They whined and…
What a Pleasant Town Esheter (author) 2017-05-08
Previously The elevator is silent except for the distant humming of the motor. I take one last look at myself in the mirror before the elevator stops and the steel doors slip open. There are no…
Kirche Ihp (author) 2017-05-09
The German Border, near Dresden February 15th, 1945 Calling them members of a charitable foundation was half-right. The instant the bombs stopped on the fifteenth, a platoon from Prague …
Every SCP - Part 3 - Beltane luckgandor (author) 2017-05-09
Previous Part | Next Part SCP Presented: SCP-2952 Dictator did not sleep that night. Eli had hoped that the exposure to the previous object would not have affected them that badly, but it had provoked…
Every SCP - Part 4 - Friends luckgandor (author) 2017-05-11
Previous Part | Next Part SCPs Presented: SCP-237, SCP-2715 Oliver was the first one to wake the next day, and he took the time between his waking and Dictator’s eventual waking to ponder on the set…
Every SCP - Part 5 - The Clock luckgandor (author) 2017-05-13
Previous Part | Next Part Unbeknownst to Eli and Dictator, something was happening to SCP-1032. The clock’s hands spun their lazy way around its face, as usual. The fifth sped ahead of its brethren,…
Incident Zero - Part 4 DrClef (author) 2017-05-13
And as this happened, in another site, a woman gasped as she collapsed to the floor. Her arms and legs rapidly withered into nothingness as her skin hardened into stone. Despite her desperate cries,…
Incident Zero - Part 5 DrClef (author) 2017-05-13
and Cain stepped aside, head bowed respectfully. Able passed under the gates of pearl and fire and entered the chamber of the Bloom. His dead eyes beheld the text inscribed upon The Bloom in runes…
The Talk luckgandor (author) 2017-05-15
Eli woke an indeterminate amount of time later. Groggily, he turned his head to the side. Stainless steel equipment, wires tied neatly to the vertices where the clean white wall met the clean white…
An Overview of Foundation Journals Published in May 2017, So You Can Remember How Fucking Lucky We Were Then Kate McTiriss (author) 2017-05-18
Operation Cannery Row: Excerpts from the Foundation's Regional Print Media Archive | DNM - | - | - From: Titus Solowski (fpcs.dleif.253|ikswolost#fpcs.dleif.253|ikswolost) Subject: An Overview of…
Clown Breeding 101 with Prof. Richard C. Normus DrChandra (author) 2017-05-19
Former Assets Jesus Christ, look at the lot’a’ya. I’ve seen some pretty fucked up freaks in my day but you cocksuckers take the upside down cake. Alright, alright, calm down, I didn’t mean…
780-PCS Incident Dexanote (author) 2017-05-23
Document #780-PCS: Exploration IV [DATA CORRUPT, RETRIEVING EARLIEST UNCORRUPTED RECORDING] Feed begins. The first, and so far only, D-Class to explore the newly discovered and not yet studied Area…
Coach Panagakos, Eldest and Most Revered djkaktus (author) 2017-05-23
The open-aired cafeteria on Alexylva University’s NorthWest Quad was a bustling hub of activity throughout the day, but was rarely busier than it was at lunch. As classes let out and the students…
Phantom Blunt kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2017-05-25
The snow was just starting to melt. He would've been back at another semester at school, if it wasn't so horribly uncool to continue one's schooling. Everything was still dead, but it was just…
Do Not Go Gentle Aiden Eldritch (author) 2017-05-27
She counts out the un-bullets in the monstrosity of conceptual circuitry that's replaced the magazine on this gun: it takes a lot more than just steel and a prayer to hold an anticoncept in one piece…
Gamers Against Weed Dossier Decibelles (author) 2017-05-28
Group of Interest: Gamers Against Weed Group of Interest Number: 5869 AKAs: GAW, Merrymakers , Jesters 1, Reefer 2 Threat Level: Yellow Group Description: Games Against Weed is a loosely-organized…
Paradigm Shift Shaggydredlocks (author) 2017-05-30
A brilliant technicolor thought-form exploded with fiery intensity, ecstatically vibrating and dancing within and without Itself. Dazzling rainbows weaved into and through one another, singing a…

June 2017


Title Author Created
Clowning Around Pata H (author) 2017-06-02
The following is a transcript of a segment of the fourth episode of the 12th season of SCP-1257, titled Clownin' Around. Despite the potential appearance of the Bobble the Clown entity, the…
Fuller's Fantastic Fun-Lover's Funhouse DrChandra (author) 2017-06-03
Fuller than Full! Having been sitting up front, Victor was one of the last to exit the Big Top after the afternoon show had concluded. He inspected himself thoroughly, making sure there were no…
Major Tom thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-06-09
FoldUnfold Table of Contents 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Dream Sequence: 13 14 15 16 1 In the rolling hills of Nebraska, among barbed wire and thistle, the approaching moon watches a young boy on…
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