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A Pound Of Flesh, A Piece Of Meat DrChandra (author) 2018-08-01
Carter shrieked as he was pushed through the door of the antique elevator, through a Way into the lobby of Darke’s sanctum. He threw out his hands to break his fall against the pale marble floor….
Insomnia Arkaynd (author) 2018-08-01
Dreams are an unusual sort of phenomenon. One usually discounts them as a subconscious effect of the mind, and various psychologists have several valid explanations for where they come from. It's…
The Great Gig In The Sky The Great Hippo (author) 2018-08-02
Previous: Time (Reprise) Six subjects float in darkness, suspended in water; their unblinking eyes and intubated mouths are obscured beneath featureless black hoods. They are arranged in a…
I Am Wonderful Captain Kirby (author) 2018-08-03
"Why yes, of course the stuffed animals give hugs!" "Not all chocolate compliments you as you eat it!" "They’ll call it the best Christmas ever!" "That’s a Wondertainment guarantee." "Cut!" Lights…
Dog Man Dr Gears (author) 2018-08-04
I am a coward and all I can really do is apologize for it. For what it’s worth, I do feel bad and I know I should have handled it differently, but I was scared. Short background: I’m middle-aged,…
Cured Hams Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-08-04
The containment breach siren blared loudly across Site-19, with Mobile Task Forces scrambling about the building. Something was loose in the upper levels, so The Old Man had decided to ask the…
I Dreamed a Dream Elogee FishTruck (author) 2018-08-04
"And that's how I single-handedly defeated and destroyed the large, lengthy, luminescent Moon Lizard using the sacred Moon Saber!" proclaimed Moon Champion, who had just finished an awfully long…
Tim Wilson's Close Shave Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-08-04
A dried twig snapped in half under the weight of Tim Wilson's boot, filling the otherwise silent backwater woods of Clackamas County with sound. The nature enthusiast paused for a moment, removing…
Us and Them The Great Hippo (author) 2018-08-05
Previous: The Great Gig in the Sky A thick coat of morning mist drifts across the pond's surface, lazily stretching its way from one shore to the other. The rising sunlight blazes through it,…
Working Man Baronjoe (author) 2018-08-06
I walked down a rusted staircase to a hallway ending at a metal door. The flickering ceiling lights illuminated its small keyhole. It was quiet, except for the sound of dripping water and the…
Afterlife AFX Neuromancer (author) 2018-08-06
Nathan can't remember his own face. It's been altered so many times that his reflection is a stranger. He knows from early photographs what he's supposed to look like, but no longer self-identifies…
The Bowels of History faminepulse (author) 2018-08-07
1 The Bowels of History Hide The intestine of history leads to the bowels of history. When matter is impacted, surgical tools are used to physically remove matter. Time doesn't exist. The annals…
Most Beautiful Things TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-08-09
Stories are a thing of great power. What is history if not a type of story, told by those who prevailed? What power is there in knowing nothing of where your people began? Our memories are long, our…
Looking Ahead Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-08-09
An old man sat at his desk. The beeping and buzzing of the lab in the adjoining room produced a repetitive tune. He looked at the pictures on his desk. A melancholy smile crept on his lips. "Hey,…
Ämärangnä Language (Adytite) Makuta Makaveli (author) 2018-08-09
Introduction Native to Russia Region Minusinsk Hollow, Tyva Republic Ethnicity 20 Yeniseian Ämärang, 14 Sayan Ämärang, 13 Altay Ämärang (2009 census)1 Language family Uralic Early forms…
Believe in Giants GibberingEloquence (author)
CephalopodStevenson (author)
2018-08-11
Hello, my name is Alice, and I believe in giants. Old Ms. Susan says it’s an overactive imagination, so does Mr. Scott, but they knew the same things I did once. As they did with the giants, before…
Petrified LordStonefish (author)
Michele Gray does not match any existing user name (author)
2018-08-11
You know how some places just have feelings attached to them? Like, emotions associated with the actual physical location. Like whatever transpires in a place influences its aura. To start with,…
Parasport Dossier: Parasport Drag Racing Jack Ike (author) 2018-08-11
PARASPORT DOSSIER Parasport Drag Racing Overview APDRA Parasport Drag Racing Groups of Interest Operation GLEIPNIR Footnotes OVERVIEW OF PARASPORT DRAG RACING Parasport drag racing is…
Money The Great Hippo (author) 2018-08-11
Previous: Us and Them FROM: ID# ERROR <435eA1osTP.Kked1ukm4J|jjOtZ1q9nu#435eA1osTP.Kked1ukm4J|jjOtZ1q9nu> TO: Robert Malthus <noitadnuof.pcs|suhtlamr#noitadnuof.pcs|suhtlamr> SUBJECT: RE: Mendel…
Waiting in the Sky Elogee FishTruck (author) 2018-08-11
Moon Champion hardly had a moment to check his visor before he abandoned his squishy friend in search of the old man he had seen in a dream. The old man's instructions were cryptic, but Moon…
Slice of Life DrChandra (author) 2018-08-12
“Hello, and welcome to Spicy Crust Pizzeria. How can I help you to… oh shit.” Tyrone, formerly D-23545, was rendered speechless by the sight of the ageing, ragged man standing across the counter…
Unstoppable Jim North (author) 2018-08-13
D-2172 squinted one eye and then the other, trying to figure out which one had the least amount of sleep gunk stuck in the corners. When she finally decided it was the right, she rubbed a fist into…
Back in Habit DarkStuff (author) 2018-08-13
"Hey, are you awake right now?" "I don't think you're awake yet, but if you can hear me, you've lost a lot of blood." "I know…" "Oh, you are awake!" "I got shot in the foot…" "Uh… no, you got…
Blessed Harvest Nequin Tis (author) 2018-08-14
"Shuren! The kids say they'll be here in a small hour!" "Ou! I'm almost finished here!" Shuren went back to his harvesting, steady and firm as he had always been. He thought of topics to discuss…
SCP-4000 PeppersGhost (author) 2018-08-15
REQUEST="4000_Additional_Documentation" … … … [ACCESS: DENIED] … … … REQUEST="4000_Additional_Documentation" CREDENTIALS="SCP-4000/noredirect/true" … … … [ACCESS: GRANTED] [Clever, clever.]…
Seven Days With Mr. Fish Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-08-16
MONDAY, 2:32 PM, CONTAINMENT CELL 527 A knock on the containment chamber door alerted Mr. Fish that his quarters were next to be cleaned. He sat up on his bed and set down his newspaper, ready…
Lest We Forget Maxonymous (author) 2018-08-16
The alarm went off. Patterson’s eyes flashed open and he stared at the stained ceiling. He slowly propped himself up on his cot and looked at the clock, which was in the shape of a cartoon pink…
Cack Hard 2: Revengeance: Reloaded Gabriel Jade (author)
Uncle Nicolini (author)
2018-08-17
The villain, who shall remain nameless, stalked and skulked about Site 109. He didn't know where the cameras saw, but it made no difference, he avoided them nonetheless. His timing, though…
Surprise, Happy Birthday! And here we are... Dexanote (author) 2018-08-18
… It’s you. I should be less surprised. We knew you would return, didn’t we? The one who returns. That’s you. You’ll always come back for them, won’t you? For the stories. Have you heard the tale…
The Last Meeting Ekronak (author) 2018-08-19
November 19, 2117 Anchorage, Alaska The cold winter air seemed to bite at the man's frayed parka, the strong drafts howling through his ears as he irritably pulled his leather hood up with his…
Pepper's Lament DarkStuff (author) 2018-08-19
The Hall of Humans Extraordinaire was gloomy with the light of dawn, and dusty from the foot traffic of the day prior. Today, the Circus would be quiet and contemplative. Their stay at this…
Integrity Eskobar (author) 2018-08-22
David drew a cup of water from the cooler. Room-temperature, as always. "Holy shit," a voice said. Dr. Aktus slapped David on the shoulder as he walked around. "David? Jesus, man, what are you doing…
Excerpts From "How To Survive When Reality Doesn't", by Alto Clef DrChandra (author) 2018-08-23
So do I just start speaking or – Oh yeah, I see the text on the screen. Delete last sentence. Crap. Okay, I’ll just dictate now and edit it later. Aloha Foundation Staff, new and old alike. To…
The Ending of Dramamine Decibelles (author) 2018-08-25
10/30/2014 Sunset got sick of being bored. 10/31/2014 As a sophomore in high school1, she was too comfortable. Turning in homework when she was able to worked out smoothly. Studying only when…
Art Gets What It Wants (or, Nervous Young Inhumans) Hub Decibelles (author) 2018-08-25
Three6serpent: Hey, Funko. FunkoPopFan1: Yeah? Three6serpent: What's the most romantic thing you've ever done for someone? FunkoPopFan1: You're aware how strange asking this out of nowhere is?…
A Failed Two Weeks Notice Captain Kirby (author) 2018-08-27
Alright. It's time. In ten minutes I'll no longer be a researcher at the Foundation. Is what Dr. Menard thought to himself as he walked toward his monthly status meeting with his boss. He held a…
Inside The Wall taylor_itkin (author) 2018-08-28
There is a girl who lives inside of my wall. She is shorter than me and has long black hair. Sometimes she likes to stand on things to pretend that she is taller than me. I like being taller, but it…
It's the End of the World as You Know It (And I Feel Fine) The Great Hippo (author) 2018-08-28
"Who are you and how did you get down here?" Three pistols target Adelaide's vital points. The OEI agent lifts her arms and shows the Foundation agents her empty hands. "So, this is going to sound…
Souls & Somas DarkStuff (author) 2018-08-28
The sun was setting, the crowds were gawking, the owls were perching, and the Circus was bustling! However, with the day's main performances coming to an end, patrons were encouraged to…
Let Her Heart DEET Once More OthellotheCat (author) 2018-08-29
The doctor was growing frustrated. How long had it been since his last surgery? A month? A year? Ten years? A hundred? His fingers were itching to be able to perform again, to put to test his new…
Going Home Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-08-29
He felt it, the unmistakable sensation of the pestilence. It was impossibly small, but unimaginably intense, like a needle in his eye. It was faint, but pungent, as though the disease had been…
Intermission TyGently (author) 2018-08-30
my sky-condominium has been unmoored and is now adrift. the city is getting smaller. please help #3ports
A Rainy Monday IAmTheOoga (author) 2018-08-30
You walk down the street, on your way home after a long night. It's not yet fully raining, but there's still a slight drizzle about. You had the foresight to wear a waterproof jacket, but while it…
Welcome to Site-176: The Log Of Site Wide PA Announcements Smooothcriminal (author) 2018-08-30
<Begin Log> Junior Researcher Adams: Testing 1-2-3. Testing 1-2-3. Yeah, I think it works. Dr. O'Neal: Well then give it to me. Junior Researcher Adams: Sure, boss. Oh, yeah, it's on by the way….
Cater Duty DrChandra (author) 2018-08-31
"Delivery, Spicy Crust Pizzeria!" Tyrone said as he pounded on the home's front door. He didn't usually do deliveries, but their regular driver had called in sick. If it had been up to Tyrone, he…
Stray Katz (part 1) spikebrennan (author) 2018-08-31
Archived email message Sent: 2018-04-09 08:33 GMT From: gro.noitadnuofpcs|ztaks#gro.noitadnuofpcs|ztaks To: gro.noitadnuofpcs|puorgtnemniatnoc9974#gro.noitadnuofpcs|puorgtnemniatnoc9974 Re:…
A Walk Along The Riverside DrAnnoyingDog (author) 2018-08-31
It was a cool March evening as Alexei sat upon the bank of a river, staring into its depths. He reached in, scooping some of the murky liquid in his cupped hand. It still surprised him to see…

September 2018


Title Author Created
Tyrone Joins the Family kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2018-09-01
I knew by then, you know, to not trust it when one of the doctors was smiling. The ones who looked at you like you were lower than shit were better. At least they didn't notice you. But some guys?…
Grin and Bear It keyii (author) 2018-09-01
Grin And Bear It || Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes » "Congratulations, Junior Researcher Kim," said Coles. "You’re on babysitter duty." Junior Researcher Benedict Kim looked up from the…
Don Quixote vs Classy Carlos The Great Hippo (author) 2018-09-01
Somewhere in Site-19… Agent Diego sits and weeps inside a bathroom stall. "And that, my friend," the crudely drawn figure informs her, "is why. The truth is written as clear as day on your…
Katz and Dogs not_a_seagull (author) 2018-09-01
Excerpt from a communication over the Foundation sIRCp network between Senior Legal Consultant Sheldon Katz (nickname skatz) and Senior Researcher Harold Graham (nickname maninthecomputer): skatz:…
Instance KrySalems (author) 2018-09-01
This is a story that I recalled last night. I don’t think I was meant to remember it, but I do. I think that this makes me lucky because I did not forget. I am afraid of forgetting. I think that it…
Poky And Pal Scheme Together Captain Kirby (author) 2018-09-01
Ok, so they're coming to water us. You ready for some practice? yay water Yes, water is good, but you're also going to do the trick right? i will try C'mon buddy. You need to believe in yourself. If…
If I Tried to Run, Would You Give Me a Shot? Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-09-02
She knew this day would come. Dr. Craggs was nothing if not a plotter of the utmost degree. She cajoled, coerced, blackmailed, and sometimes performed indecent favors for the Foundation in the…
A Stranger in a Familiar Land tretter (author) 2018-09-02
Loyd's wake up routine: Process Room Clothes Identification Journal Explore Keep your head down. Loyd's first act of consciousness is an attempt to suck every oxygen molecule in the room into…
The Kitchen Nightmare Ihp (author) 2018-09-02
Addendum: In July of 2018, an abandoned house within Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin suddenly manifested properties similar to those encountered in SCP-2856. At the time, Foundation Researcher Katherine…
Factored Obsolescence MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-09-02
Dr. Sinclair opened her remaining good eye with some care, but ultimately the difference to her vision was negligible. The room in which she found herself was dark, and large enough to prevent her…
Poky Ball Z HotColes (author) 2018-09-02
It was your average day at Site-42. Tiny celebrities running about, researchers using memetic expletives, flesh-eating parasites in a vacuum-sealed glass; all the norm. The guards were stirring as…
D-7294's Declassified D-Class Survival Guide UraniumEmpire (author) 2018-09-03
"D-952, please step forward." Veronica Fitzroy stepped forward, wincing at the bright light. She'd have assumed technofascist mad scientists would've worked on getting a better mugshot system, but…
Alto Clef Jr.: Virus Alert DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-03
The sun shone down on the west Texas compound's concrete stairwell down, down into the stone. It couldn't have been more than a few feet down that, in the darkness, a door creaked and whined as the…
A Bear-ly Thought Out Plan SecretCrow (author) 2018-09-04
Wilson Wildlife Center, Enclosure 8, Boring, Oregon It was a hot day in Clackamas County. The slow drawl of the weather forecast lazily drifted through the corridors of the enclosure, calling for…
Ombres Malvants: 1) Tooth and Claw psul (author) 2018-09-04
« SCP-3512 | Ombres Malvants | blue pills » Children at play, roughhousing dogs, cicadas calling; crowds assembling for the Barca game, traffic beyond that. The distant noises melded with the…
Ducks, Yucks, And A God DrDromeus (author) 2018-09-04
Anoati's Great Adventure, Part 1 Ducks, Yucks, And A God Anomaly Report The following anomalies are featured in this report: SCP-3416: Polynesian sculpture of a head, endowed with sapience and…
An Arm-y Of Two DrMagnus (author) 2018-09-04
Armando stalked through the wreckage of the reception area. He reached up to his left shoulder and tore off the arm composed of tungsten carbide. "I know they're keeping it here somewhere," he said….
The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen) FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-09-04
He was a falcon in the night, floating under a pin-pricked sky of potential. The falcon scouted for the wild things in the underbrush. Wild things to feed its young. But the stars cast only enough…
Alchemic Arm-istice Weryllium (author) 2018-09-04
Explosions rocked the concrete skeleton of Site-257. Ruslav Diaghilev sprinted through the hallways, sparse lights intermittently illuminating his blue robe and purple shoes. He silently gave his…
Derailment By Prehistoric Artillery Strike 9Volt (author) 2018-09-04
This was written as part of the SCP Original Character Tournament, Round One, between my own Gunhead Anomalocaris and Croquembouche's Senior Researcher ████ ████████. Be sure to check out…
incorrective unconsciousness Decibelles (author) 2018-09-05
I hate that I know it's fake. I can tell by counting how many stars there are in the night. When I dream, I always know that everything can be counted. If they couldn't, that meant I made a mistake,…
To Run Forever Attila the Pun (author) 2018-09-05
The command room was an ocean away from the area of operation, and yet the tension could be cut with a knife. Workers making last minute preparations scurried around the workstations lining the…
Tools and Their Uses fieldstone (author) 2018-09-05
Agent Johnson heard once that in China they use the same word for "crisis" and "opportunity." He thinks about that often. He likes the efficiency of it. He hums cheerfully along with the radio as…
Kaleidoscope of Guilt JackalRelated (author) 2018-09-05
PART 1: KALEIDOSCOPE OF GUILT Dr. Daryl Loyd walked into the break room, populated by eight other personnel. He sighed, knowing he'd have to interact with them. He recognized one of the…
MZL-1730 djkaktus (author) 2018-09-06
Aerial view of MZL-1730, "Site-19". Man Zoo Specifications: MZL-1730 is located in the Upper Peninsula of the State of Michigan, USA. Due to the number of humanoid entities within MZL-1730,…
Alto Clef Jr.: Étoile et toi DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-06
Moonlight draped the pair upon the terrace overlooking the sea. Between them a set table, two candles flickering futile in the Paris night. Fine wine. Rare kobe ribeyes with truffle saffron sauce….
The Scent of the Worm TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-09-06
The apartment complex had too many entrances for Nathan’s taste, but that was the cost of doing business in this case. There was also the matter of it being one-thirty on a Thursday night, and in…
Overheard At Deer A Random Day (author)
ch00bakka (author)
2018-09-07
Those Twisted Pines Hub » Overheard At Deer messiah impersonator ⁂spacejamarine #OverheardAtDeer I tried to brew a love potion but i just created heartbreak-flavored LaCroix ECHOES 12…
Yuli and Ivan Go On an Adventure. [Part I] LongWalkHome (author) 2018-09-07
Like many others that day, Yulian Fyodorov was greeted one early August morning to a fully-armed unit of Task Force Officers, assault rifles in hand, standing in front of his office building's…
A god, a joke, and some ducks Aleph-Null (author) 2018-09-07
To Anoati, staying on a pedestal in a barren room with nothing but a past sacrifice was horrible. The room is made of a mockery of Anoa-stone which was simply crossing the line. His weekly meetings…
Deceptive Cadence DarkStuff (author) 2018-09-07
"Oh, my god!" "Yeah, heheh, it's… it's pretty, big! Heheh, we, uh… there was a call, and I thought I'd surprise everyone — we'd surprise everyone, with the big reveal, heh. So… Here's Pepper!"…
Trilobutts: Many Reasons To Kill Them, and 0 Reasons Not To Croquembouche (author) 2018-09-07
Info Trilobutts: Many Reasons To Kill Them, and 0 Reasons Not To Author: Croquembouche Titled by: Quikngruvn It's the mysterious unnamed character from SCP-3939 vs the…
the antihero by dado djkaktus (author) 2018-09-08
sign for inferior rip-off of dado tv production also strange individual who gave dado dirty look when take this picture for story. yes hello i am dado. before u are ask, yes, u know me from hit…
And When He Heard The Clock He Cried Azmoeth Jikandia (author) 2018-09-08
1991 The sun rose on the bright September morning. The sun hugged the ground and overpowered the roof of a little house. On the second story of the inlet, in the second door to the left of the…
Probability Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-08
The man sat at a long, wooden conference table with his 12 fr— The man sat at a long, wooden conference table with the 12 people he knew best. He rubbed his forehead as one of them spoke at length…
Foundations The Great Hippo (author) 2018-09-08
Agent Pocket Ukulele Through the Fire and Flames DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-08
D.S. al Fine dawned consciousness back into her body from slumber, yawning, and opening her eyes to her office on fire. Her office was so very, very much on fire. In front of her, her mounds of…
Crying Over Spilt Milk ianofdoom2 (author) 2018-09-09
Site 19 was under another containment breach. The MTF team assigned to this breach, upon watching the recordings of the event, were confused at the happenings. A previously unidentified man was seen…
(Too) Late Registration Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-09-09
A chitinous grandmother, a business card case, an unassuming ficus, and two cowboys accompanied by a headless Tyrannosaurus Rex sat across their creator in a cozy living room. They exchanged glances…
Everything Will Be Okay DarkStuff (author) 2018-09-09
3T stood around with a cup of Dream Catcher Chamomile™, making small talk with the other Toy Tinkers before the big presentations. This month's were sure to be amazing. 3T was especially…
Yuli and Ivan Go On An Adventure. [Part II] LongWalkHome (author) 2018-09-09
In the shadow of a soldier's assault rifle, Yulian Fyodorov stared down at the pile of (pointless, repetitive, yet for some reason incredibly classified) documents in his desk drawer. Just below the…
Closed Game Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-09-09
The gunfire stopped as suddenly as it had started. An unmarked van that had been driven off the deserted road sported several new bullet holes. The driver's door opened and a body slumped out. A…
La Marcha GrenaDEETa OthellotheCat (author) 2018-09-11
"…Now what have I got left? Paris. Maybe that's enough for some, but it isn't for me anymore. Because the more beautiful everything is… the more it will hurt without you," said Jerry. "Jerry… don't…
Los Dias Y Los Caballeros De Leslie Y El Doctor Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-11
Two piles of books sat next to the doctor. The group on his left was neat and orderly, books stacked carefully atop one another. The heap to his right was much larger, much more mound-like in shape,…
Down with the Sickness The Great Hippo (author) 2018-09-11
Previous: Don Quixote vs Classy Carlos It feels like there's a frenzied nest of ferocious ferrets digging their way out from behind Agent Diego's eye-sockets. It feels like her brain is slathered…
The Necromancer GreenWolf (author) 2018-09-11
Then it stopped, and standing in front of Carol Vieth was the spectre of John Keynes, father of modern economics, and now the greatest nemesis of the Securities and Exchange Commission.
The Scent of a Toaster not_a_seagull (author) 2018-09-12
INCIDENT LOG Following the success of Project Eisen-Simpson and the containment of SCP-4799-1, SCP-4799-1 breached containment by reverse engineering the refrigeration unit in its cell to create a…
Vital Signs GreenWolf (author) 2018-09-13
“Come on Kit, let's go make Hoover's ghost proud by conducting an illegal search of the headquarters of a community leader.”
Holding an Umbrella but the Sun's Still Shining DarkStuff (author) 2018-09-13
I rang Percy Pinwheel's buzzer again. I'd budgeted time in case they were asleep, but 3T barely slept. Even on Snoozedays. It just wouldn't happen. Either 3T was here with Percy, or 3T was out…
Suspect Ratio Taffeta (author) 2018-09-13
« Previously: The Dedekind-Infinite Demographic Between the fursuit and the magic staff, Katherine Sinclair figured that the former was far more likely to get her stopped at customs. But when the…
Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes keyii (author) 2018-09-15
« Grin and Bear It || Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes || Cafeteria Chat “You’re being a baby. Just take it on its little field trip and be done with it,” Coles coaxed. “It’ll be fun….
Casting His Shadow, Weaving His Spell Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-09-15
The faint light of the 5 candles at the center of the room cast flickering shadows against the stone walls. Two shadowed figures sat near the candles with their heads down, eyes closed, and while…
The Hotel California Presents: Ecce Farcio DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-16
And so, at last, it had come to this. He woke up to the Hotel California. There were very few things in Junior's life which were straightforward. The Hotel California was one of them. Every now and…
Catfish fieldstone (author) 2018-09-16
The strip mall looks abandoned, but Johnson knows better. The drunk sitting against the far wall watches him with eyes a little too sharp, and the rusted-out cars have shrapnel charges buried in…
Poky ChArms Weryllium (author) 2018-09-16
Armando walked along the desert dunes, trying not to look up at the black not-sky. Ruslav walked beside him. The half of a Site they had come out from had long since sank into the shifting sands….
Poky And Pal Arm Themselves Captain Kirby (author) 2018-09-16
Only in the Foundation will you ever see an eldritch cactus, a man with his arms encased in polymer gel, and like four guards sitting in the back of the same van. But that's where Armando ended up….
Ombres Malvants: 2) blue pills psul (author) 2018-09-17
« Tooth and Claw | Ombres Malvants | Green Recruit » "So he knows they don't look quite right, yeah, but he takes one anyway." Rafael was shouting to be heard over the thrumming bass, and his…
Middlegame Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-09-18
"Hey, Damian?" she asked. The man who was drifting to sleep next to her stirred. "Yeah?" "This isn't going to last, is it? You and I?" "Given the turnover rate for MTF agents, probably not?" "Why…
The Last Things Dr. Darryl Loyd Ever Did, in Chronological Order UraniumEmpire (author) 2018-09-18
This is a continuation of D-7294's Declassified D-Class Survival Guide. Please read that first. With regards to Site 56's architectural issues Some things to remember: Most of the "physics…
Here, We Only Got One Rule: Never, Ever Let It Cool HotColes (author) 2018-09-19
December 24th "Get plenty of rest tonight, sweetheart. Merry almost Christmas." "Merry almost Christmas, mama." "Don't forget, Santa is coming tonight, so make sure you stay in bed alright?" "Yes,…
Do You Remember Funerals? Captain Kirby (author) 2018-09-19
A hundred-or-so years ago Dr. Emily Young sat in her office in the back of Site-2718, and quietly deleted files while the world screamed outside. It's only fitting that the last one to leave would…
asmr by dado LordStonefish (author) 2018-09-19
On 9/19/18, the Youtube channel Ephemeral Rift ASMR was hacked from an unknown IP address located somewhere in the American southeast. The following video was uploaded and gained over 1.6 million…
Puppets And Their Masters Attila the Pun (author) 2018-09-20
Dr. Madison Craggs' daily routine was interrupted by the signature kra-kow, kra-kow of a distant M4 carbine, immediately followed by screams. Dr. Craggs ran as fast as she could. Her foot snagged…
Down The Rabbit Wormhole plaguebearer (author) 2018-09-22
Info Article: Down The Rabbit Wormhole Author: plaguebearer This is the best thing i've ever written. more from you know who FADE IN: INT. APARTMENT…
Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games) FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-09-22
« The Abyss Gazes Back | Buggy Hardware "Am I imagining this too?" The darkness consumed both Adamo Smalls and Heather Mason in one fell swoop. It commanded its presence for a fraction of a…
Sometimes Manna Is Just a Cicada Shell kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2018-09-22
“You're definitely not allowed to smoke weed, right?” “I don't think my moms would be cool with it.” “Did you smoke weed, you know, before?” “Yeah.” “It's probably better you don't.” “I don't even…
Autonomy, Part II Cyantreuse (author) 2018-09-23
◀ previous | hub "Hello, 5117!" Trauss rolls over, feeling heavy and slow-moving as his hairless skin brushes against strangely textured bedding. He groans and sits upright, looking ahead. "Four,"…
Some People Call Me the Goose Cowboy DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-24
You can call yourself a joke but that doesn't make you funny. Do you know what you are? Buck sat in front of the sheet of paper. The room he was in, incredibly humid. The chair squeaked…
A Transcribed Collection of Haiku Graffiti from Site-42 Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-24
Life without a name Perhaps you should be its friend Life returns to death Afloat in a lake Monsters come in from the fog So it floats in peace Black White Yellow Red The Hanged King above it…
Fear, Guilt, Anxiety AndarielHalo (author) 2018-09-24
What do you want? The bacteria were dying. They knew it and they hated it. Bacteria had to live to be bacteria. They were being brutalized by the fatness of the air and sought refuge in the living….
Tying the Gordian Knot Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-09-24
Travis leaned back in his seat. "So, Doctor, I have good news and bad news." "I never liked subjective terms." "The good news is that we appear to be in the clear, no one on our six, and less than…
Tight Bookshelves Researcher Blasko (author) 2018-09-25
A flash of narrative color flooded the Department Of Pataphysics at Site-87, and a woman stepped out of a copy of The Combined Works Of William Shakespeare. She sighed heavily, and set down her…
Battle For The Minds DrDromeus (author) 2018-09-25
Anoati's Great Adventure, Part 2 Battle For The Minds “So they really sacrificed a virgin every single year?” Sarah, with her back to the van wall, black hair whipping across her orange jumpsuit,…
An Explosive Shout Cracks the Great Empty Sky Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-26
“Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.” Meister Eckhart Lightning briefly illuminated the night, creating a snapshot of the scene in the doctor's eyes. Hide huts, tepees she had…
The Doors Are Grey DrMagnus (author)
TechDoomsday (author)
2018-09-27
The doors are grey of my gaol they my thoughts betwixt my sleep return to silence wroth and cold. Your days are spent in deepest thought mine are drain'd, in useless keep You call me 'threat', to…
strange man on phone interrupt hamster holiday by dado djkaktus (author) 2018-09-27
successful business partner robert mitchell. hello yes once again i am dado. famous businessmen and entre pruner. dado is continuing longstanding trend of recording strange thing that happen to…
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-09-29
“Mom, stop fussing with it,” Shawn Wheeler groaned. “My collar is fine.” The doorbell rang. “I’ll stop fussing with it when it’s fixed, Shawn,” his mother replied, “and that’ll happen faster if you…
The Cure DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-29
"I am the cure, yes," The Fellow said. "And I am going to throw you into traffic if you don't stop saying that." "Ah, but, you see, I am-" "The cure. We know. We all are." The Doctor let out a sigh…
Snapchat Trilobash (Cannon Fire Can't Fix Everything) 9Volt (author) 2018-09-29
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ Me uhhh hello? who are you? ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ of ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ hello! I'm here to inspect trilobites! wait can you read this Me why can't i read any of your messages how…
Ojai qntm (author) 2018-09-30
Foundation Agent George Barsin is monolithic: nearly two metres tall and rectangular-shouldered, like a Bruce Timm cartoon. He is bald, bearded, and immaculately presented. His suit is tailored;…

October 2018


Title Author Created
Mugging the Monster Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-10-01
Dr. Cimmerian stopped as he reached the Applebee's bar. His mind raced. The restaurant door was eight and a half meters away. It would take him maybe three — four? — seconds to cross the distance…
The Outback Sends Its Regards TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-01
Michael had been on the road for hours. His tires had now worn from the stress of gravel pits and broken tarmac. The light from the moon barely made a dent in the environment around him, the…
And Then I Died IV - Series 2 Shaggydredlocks (author) 2018-10-01
Welcome to the 4th edition of And Then I Died…, an SCP collective writing game! Useful information is held behind a collapsible tab right here: + Click here to learn the rules of the game! …
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act I: Industrial Arts DrChandra (author) 2018-10-01
October 17th, 1974 “And the sign flashed out its warning In the words that it was forming And the sign said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls And tenement halls…
To Swear An Oath GentleGifts (author) 2018-10-01
I, being of solid heart and sound mind Do swear to be the one who stands alert, Who will persevere, sacrifice, exert, And give my all that I might serve mankind. I do accept that I will be a judge…
The Light Will Attract the Darkest of Creatures DrCaroll (author) 2018-10-02
Dr. Caroll pulled into the house's driveway dressed as none other than James Gatz. His younger brother's house was a large house, one with every inch covered in colorful, spooky decor. Plastic arms…
They Are Not Laughing With You Captain Kirby (author) 2018-10-02
See, I got this image in my head. I've been trying for days and it just won't come out. I haven't really told anyone because umm… well you don't tell people these sorts of things. I'm not a fan of…
My Empire of Birds not_a_seagull (author) 2018-10-02
The good doctor's chronicling was interrupted by the gates to his palace being thrown open, making a slamming sound that reverberated through his chamber and made sticks and dirt fall from the…
I am Become DEET, Destroyer of Worlds OthellotheCat (author) 2018-10-02
Alright, try it again. Focus on our pot, and try to move us somewhere else. okay If you do this for me, I promise you you'll never have to worry about water again. im thirsty I know, buddy. Now, on…
Empire of Sand DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-10-02
He lay in the California Dunes, the sun resting on the horizon, a body - flesh heap at this point - and a police cruiser beside him. The Great Anoati, face down in the desert sands, ate and spat the…
Conviction djkaktus (author) 2018-10-03
CONVICTION Have you ever killed a man, Everett? No, I didn't think so. For all the talk of you being a mad doctor, your record indicates you've been hesitant to get your hands dirty….
Foundation Facilities, and How to Loot Them Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-10-03
"Oh, hey, Shock, there's only like one life sign in a two kilometer radius, just take a blaster with you, just in case, and you'll be fine!" Shock said venomously to no one in particular. She paused…
The First Sailors 9Volt (author) 2018-10-03
Four adventurers left the confines of a cryogenics chamber. "Fuck, fuck, too real! No thanks!" One bounded forward, one strode, one cleared their mind of their thoughts… Micha Maina sped across…
Incident Report 334-2178 Quikngruvn (author) 2018-10-04
Background: Following the events that occurred as outlined in Incident Report 7154-411314, a new containment cell was constructed for SCP-334, at the newly-constructed Site-1525, in northern South…
Breakthrough Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-10-05
The two agents sat side by side on a bench in plainclothes, waiting for their contact to arrive. The smell after a rain permeated the Park Blocks. "Do you miss it?" Creed asked. "Three Ports?"…
Michael Sends His Regards TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-05
Doctor Bishop had a little ritual. A crack of the wrist, a minute adjustment of the spectacles, and a breathing pattern―two seconds in, one second out. This little ritual would be performed before…
Opening Credits Ihp (author) 2018-10-05
The Black Garden Pub, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin October 1st Alison Carol was in the same pub for the eighty-nine nights in a row. She contemplated this fact as the words came into her head again….
Hundred-Year Favor Captain Kirby (author) 2018-10-05
"What do you mean delete everything?" "I— I was told to get rid of all the evidence." "That's idiotic and you know it!" Jared said as he clenched his fists, "Like, maybe we can fix it! You can't…
A Night to Remember XaiviarNightwing (author) 2018-10-07
I was running down that hallway yet again, dreading what I knew would soon occur. I had been subjected to many unpleasant things in my lifetime, but none as traumatic as this. I was about to reach…
The Spectre On Pike Stallmantic (author) 2018-10-07
"They don't make Corvettes like they used to." The neon lights of New Miami, Planet 880 ("Pike's Planet") glimmered around an older woman, as she stood in front of a Corvette Z99. A man waits…
Tension and Release Elogee FishTruck (author) 2018-10-08
SCP-2006 was outside. He didn’t quite know how or why he was outside. But, in the spur of an hour, a red alarm had gone off, the doors had opened, and he had somehow made it into the surrounding…
A letter to my mother Alces_alces (author) 2018-10-08
The soft lights of the county fair lit up around the young man as he made his way through the gates. Booths sat side by side each one peddling a different thing, though, most were selling overly…
Outside Perspective KrySalems (author) 2018-10-08
"I don't think I can keep this up." Around me, there were decorations and lights that weren't here the night before; dancing skeletons, stitched-up steins, and bedsheet ghosts. Little paper cut-outs…
Be as Unhelpful as Possible (account deleted) 2018-10-08
The following was mistakenly recorded and automatically transcripted via a malfunctioning proximity unit located in the Site-23 break room. Its contents have been deemed unimportant and have been…
The Witch's Hut Ihp (author) 2018-10-08
October 3rd «Douglas County Police closed the roads into Sloth's Pit today, citing a small earthquake which tore up the asphalt on all roads to the city. As of right now, the town, home to 20,000…
Interlopers 9Volt (author) 2018-10-09
◁ Previous Everything burned. Operator sped down a breaking emergency chute, the circuitry of its walls bursting into balls of fire. Much of the flames nearly licked the fleshy sphere Operator had…
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, a Play in two Acts Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-10-09
LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE A Play in Two Acts by Gabriel Jade Cast of Characters Director Alto Clef:                     Foundation employee; voice, not present on stage. Professor…
Is Anybody Home? Captain Kirby (author) 2018-10-09
Ding dong Alice, Hailey, Sarah and Erin, waited in front of the house dressed as characters from that new season of Doctor Who. The teenagers all held out pillowcases with pumpkins and ghouls drawn…
Halloween on 17th Street Kothardarastrix (author) 2018-10-10
a tale for the Halloween2018 contest As night fell over Daleport, 17th Street came alive. Orange lights flickered on in the mouths of grinning pumpkins. Animatronic zombies and witches moaned and…
Family Matters GentleGifts (author) 2018-10-10
for the Halloween2018 contest… "So, what are you doing with your time off?" Dr. Gifts blearily looked up from his immense pile of paperwork. Somehow, Ellie had a pile half the size, and still looked…
Moon Champion's Cinco de Mayo Extravaganza Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-10-10
A bright streak illuminated the darkening autumn sky over Boring, Oregon. Though the citizens were no strangers to the weird, a fiery projectile of destruction was definitely not normal to them. A…
The Mon-Key To Happiness GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-10-10
"This is horrible, absolutely horrible," said Tim Wilson as he examined the reports about the newly found exotic critter. He had not heard much about this so-called Wondertainment before, but he…
MTF Sigma-5 "Pumpkin Punchers" Rounderhouse (author) 2018-10-11
The moonlight shone on the open pumpkin field. The farm was the picture of serenity, until a piercing shout shattered the silence. "Move out!" yelled Alpha. The four MTF agents spread out across the…
Alexandria Burning GentleGifts (author) 2018-10-11
An Ending The end began with the supervolcano. The Eastern Isles were a tropical paradise and a thriving nation before the eruption. Then, after a few weeks of tremors, the largest volcanic…
Eat Your Greenes OthellotheCat (author) 2018-10-11
A militaristic Foundation transport vehicle pulled in to Site-01. Several armor-clad and heavily-armed guards poured out, their black uniforms cut by the shimmering rose-gold colored dress of their…
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act II: Industrial Espionage DrChandra (author) 2018-10-11
It was just a little after midday, not that anyone would know it. The smoke from The Factory Funtime Facility was already so thick it obscured the sun. Though the jagged smokestacks were…
ERROR: Field Cannot Be Lloyd Dr Aers (author) 2018-10-12
You're roused from dreamless sleep. Transient wisps of candy apples, pumpkin spice, candyfloss and other sugar-sweet scents waft their way into your padded cell. The muffled echoes of distant music…
Bare King Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-10-12
"Alright everyone, one last bit of business before we go. Since Johansson is retiring, we're getting a new member." MTF Commander Damian Creed scanned around the briefing table. By this point in the…
What are conspirational objects? Dr JamesH (author)
ZeroStrider (translator)
2018-10-12
— Hello, doctor. — Good morning, administrator. — Doctor, I am aware that I was supposed to be indisposed today, but, as you can see, I managed to overcome the minor problems I had and I can talk to…
Dancing To The Tune Stallmantic (author) 2018-10-12
The Chaos Insurgency was having a very good day. Marcus Austerion walked the halls as a hero. Their old, ragtag base had been replaced with a shiny new Foundation site, loaded with the latest…
Stroll Through The Night Baronjoe (author) 2018-10-12
From high up in trees on a branch I have watched humans. I'm often told not to but I do. I have been fascinated with them for a long time. They are odd things. I grew up with stories of them slaying…
It’s all coming back, you understand? I don't like it! MrPines (author) 2018-10-12
Info Tale: It’s all coming back, you understand? I don't like it! Author: MrPines Thanks to: Dr Aers and Rounderhouse The tale can only have one survivor; how you…
A Very Cool Dude Halloween GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-10-12
The sky above Vulture's Gulch was dark with thunderstorms. The streets below reeked of gasoline and cigarettes. The houses were decorated with twisted junk and the joyful laughter of its zombie…
Dining Out Proasek (author) 2018-10-13
Four mobile task force field agents sat around a table, enjoying their drinks as they waited in plain clothes for their food to arrive. Its not every day that a new restaurant opens on a high…
What Lurks In The Dark FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-10-14
All Hallow's Eve, 2313 The Monster's Hollow I chose to tread into the realm of monsters. Not because I'm a fool, but because on any day except the Hallow's Eve, undead hands clench the path…
From A Burning Screen Ihp (author) 2018-10-14
October 5th Alison Carol slept fitfully in the infirmary. A collar was around her neck to paralyze her vocal chords— even while unconscious, she was muttering the same phrase. "The Pit Sloth is…
A Day Notable to Nobody Cyantreuse (author) 2018-10-15
Euclid-Level Containment Wing B4, Site-42, Seabreeze, North Carolina 10:15 ██/██/22 Euclid-Level Containment Wing B4 is a square-edged figure eight. There are 45 white bulbs on each long hallway…
Of Doctors and Alagadda Gabriel Jade (author)
Blacknife09 (author)
2018-10-15
Two colleagues sat in the mansion's study, one man cradling a snifter of brandy, while the other drew on an ornate pipe. When his voice broke the silence, it was accompanied by a cloud of smoke….
In the Shadow of the Anguished Lord Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-10-15
Gracefully carved pillars lined the narrow onyx corridor. Few knew, even within the King's court, that this place existed. Fewer still came willingly. The petitioner walked the hallway, accompanied…
Black Autumn II: Rise Of the Pit Sloth Hub Ihp (author) 2018-10-15
Another year, another Halloween, another horror film festival. They had to cancel the one last year for obvious reasons— you can't exactly run a film festival when you have a scarecrow stuffed with…
Of Goats and Sloths and Flu Ihp (author) 2018-10-15
October 5th 8:00 PM Robert Tofflemire walked alongside Director Weiss and Katherine Sinclair down a long, dark, disrepaired hallway that he was sure never existed within the site. Sinclair was…
Playing Dress-Up Ihp (author) 2018-10-16
October 9th The Witch's Hut "This is getting weird." Edward Valentine loaded another box of masks out of the storeroom. "Last night, I went in there, the room was empty. Thought we would have to…
Tricks TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-10-17
She never saw it coming. No one did. It plunged the fingers of one bony hand between her shoulder blades and felt her flesh melt and bubble around them. She sizzled like steak in the cold autumn…
Oblivious Dorothy-X (author)
Sarah PZ (translator)
2018-10-17
From: Grade 3 Researcher Dorothy Zhang To: Containment Area-25 Administrator █████ Subject: CN-076 Research Team’s Proposal of Containing SCP-076 Dear █████: I am Dorothy, a grade 3 researcher from…
Ombres Malvants: 3) Green Recruit psul (author) 2018-10-17
« blue pills | Ombres Malvants | … to be continued » Tomàs felt sick. The afternoon sun stretched the air thin, and his throat was stale and constricted. He lurched along the beachfront…
The Dead Walk on Halloween guywithahat (author) 2018-10-17
Halloween night is one to remember, there are sweets to be eaten and pumpkins to dismember. The October month is mightier than September and stands on the shoulders of November. The one told…
Holes Shaped Like People Ihp (author) 2018-10-18
"It's your own damn fault, Jasper." Robert awoke under the cool of night, with cloth beneath him. He realized by the light of a fire that it was an old beach towel, bleached almost white by several…
Dr. Bright Is No Longer Allowed To Use Temporal Anomalies In Order To Travel Back in Time So He Can Kill Hitler Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-10-18
Dr. Bright materialized inside Hitler's bunker wearing a full SS uniform and carrying a Walther P38. He pulled the gun out of the holster and moved towards the steel door in front of him. "Halt!"…
The Superior Incident: Debriefing Ihp (author) 2018-10-18
Foreword: During the events of Incident SCP-097-D (colloquially termed the "Black Autumn" by members of Site-87's staff), the population of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin was relocated to two nearby…
S & C Phonies Ihp (author) 2018-10-18
October 13th Something that looked like Cassandra Pike stood over Alice Carol's bed, contemplating what to do about her. The agent wasn't going to wake up anytime soon, that much was for sure….
Baptism of the Wandering Jew by Johnny the Son UraniumEmpire (author) 2018-10-18
This is a continuation of The Last Things Dr. Darryl Loyd Ever Did, in Chronological Order. Please read that first. Veronica Fitzroy looked at herself in the mirror, and realized two things: One,…
GOC Agent x Reader (Reader is a Gun) [GONE WILD] [GONE SEXUAL] DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-10-19
WARNING THIS TEXT CONTAINS GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF SEXUAL CONTENT. If you are not of legal age to be exposed to this material, or if you overall do not wish to read explicit sexual content, don't read…
He Who Laughs Last GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-10-19
"You will face the camera and smile at the children if you know what is good for you," threatened Bobble to his prisoner. His smile and voice were as calm as could be, like this was therapeutic for…
The Sideways Mountain guywithahat (author) 2018-10-19
Words of a man reaching out to me; I cannot deny them, music to my ears, like the Piper's song I walked to with the other children. It's hard to think of mountains going upward when you've lived so…
Wrong Eve 9Volt (author) 2018-10-19
The gunshot cracks through the sound of thrumming bass. The nerves of everyone in the apartment turn to ice, every action frozen like a universal pause button was pressed. Chetan's hand stops…
...and Knock 'Em Down Ihp (author) 2018-10-19
October 15th "How does a man manage to hide in the ventilation system for two days?" Something that looked like Director Nina Weiss observed the sleeping form of Alice Carol. "Wasn't this site…
Set 'Em Up... Ihp (author) 2018-10-19
October 14th Ryan Melbourne sat at his desk, one hand on his keyboard, the other fiddling with a chip which read "Gambler's Anonymous— One Day At A Time". He flipped it around in his hand like he…
Oh, I Wouldn't Worry About Flaky-Os DrChandra (author) 2018-10-20
« My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels | Dread & Circuses Hub | "Oh my god, this place has cornflakes made from imaginary corn!" Lolly said as she excitedly read the menu for Ambrose. "I've only ever…
Arm-ageddon Weryllium (author) 2018-10-21
Armando handed the pure gold arm to the Elder Alchemist, who set it in the middle of the circle inscribed in the sand. The arm glowed, dissolving into pure Aether, and sparkled into the air. A…
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act III: Industrial Sabotage DrChandra (author) 2018-10-21
The elevator came to a gentle stop, its doors sliding open with a pleasant chime. The room it opened to wasn’t so much an office as a control center. Banks of bronze, mechatronic computers lined…
Movie Night Ihp (author) 2018-10-21
October 18th Seren Pryce, one of the deadliest women on the world, had her sights trained on the windows of a house at the corner of Elm and Maple. She had made her perch atop St. Paul's Episcopal,…
Outback Law TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-22
“Another day, another bloody training exercise.” Alpha swung the locker door open and took in the new smell of dirt encrusted clothes and dented helmets. He didn’t bother to wash them this time;…
Free Falling Ihp (author) 2018-10-23
October 22nd record scratch freeze frame "Sooooooo, yeah, you're probably wondering how I got here, huh?" Alison Carol awoke, in freefall, to the sight of Robert Tofflemire playing with his phone….
Nightmare on Archer Row DrZinc (author) 2018-10-23
The night air was crisp, not too warm, not too cold. The night sky was clear, full moon, no clouds. One would say it was the perfect night for today's celebration. The children walking up and down…
Rock Bottom Ihp (author) 2018-10-24
October 23rd 10:00 AM "Okay, on three." "One…" "Two…" "Three!" Alison Carol sliced through the roots holding up Dr. Claire Hennessy, and Robert Tofflemire grabbed the head of the Department of…
I Don't Get It, But I'll Figure It Out. Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-10-25
Tim Wilson and his son, Felix, came to a stop on their hike. Two boulders jutted out of the forest floor, like monoliths in a sea of red and orange leaves. The patriarch Wilson approached one and…
Truth, Justice, & the Foundation Way Tarr2k (author) 2018-10-26
Col. Wallace squinted through the gaps in the planks over the boarded up plate glass window of the bar. They were massing. Sheer numbers was their game, and in their place, it was probably the move…
Foundation Under: The Adventures of Larry TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-26
Larry ran to the break room door with the grace of a sack of potatoes. Sucking in air between coughs and sputters, he checked his watch; breaktime. Barging through, he saw his new acquaintance…
12 Hours in Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin Ihp (author) 2018-10-26
October 26th 12:00 PM To: jobs@s-c..cplastic From: LauraAshrbooke@Witchshut..com Subject: I'm Sorry I'm sorry. I made the Pit Sloth. Or it made me make it. It took my boyfriend, and thought I…
Forum Post Cyantreuse (author) 2018-10-27
Welcome to the International SCP Foundation Network's public forums. The following statement is available for public viewing and commentary. Opinions expressed in this statement reflect those…
A Cicada's Funeral Dirge kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2018-10-27
Beneath her feet, cicada shells lay resplendent, numerous, myriad. A crunch like autumn leaves. The sky was pinkish, autumnal. Her (hers?) trees were all dying. But the good kind of death. A slow…
Digging up the Past Gabriel Jade (author)
Uncle Nicolini (author)
2018-10-27
The doors of the Bio-Research Area-12 meeting room opened slowly. Senior researchers and project directors walked numbly back to their offices. Kain Pathos Crow emerged from the meeting room with…
Cafeteria Chat keyii (author) 2018-10-27
« Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes || Cafeteria Chat “Hey, can you pass the salt?” Junior Researcher Benedict Kim startled. It was December and the stale air of the Site-19 cafeteria…
Spirit Stories stormbreath (author) 2018-10-27
The Chicago Spirit tells each other ghost stories.
A Sensible Use of Human Life Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-10-28
Fresh from the Waiting Room, Craggs had been allocated a temporary office with which to set up. Her new husband database administrator in tow. A site supervisor peers in. "You know that SQL query…
psul's proposal psul (author) 2018-10-28
Security Clearance Required psul (author) 2018-10-28
Facial Scan psul (author) 2018-10-28
S C A N N I N G … Please wait until complete, then click to proceed….
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
A Message from O5-1 Congratulations on having been granted Security Clearance Level 4. You should be proud of what you have achieved, and the Foundation is grateful for your service. If you wish, you…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
A letter and a photograph Letter recovered from the belongings of Nicola Tesla My Dear Sir Roentgen may have intimated to you the interests of our little fraternity - they are diverse,…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
An O5 Council proposal Proposal to O5 Council - 23 December 1941 TOP SECRET - EYES ONLY PROPOSAL MADE BY: O5-1 WHEREAS, the course of the war in Europe has emphasised both the urgent need for…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
Incomplete medical records - 1946 Medical Records - Site 19 - Project Amrita The following medical charts represent the only records that remain from what is thought to have been more than 200…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
Incomplete medical records - 1947 Medical Records - Site 19 - Project Amrita Subject No.: 139 Name: Stephen Moore Time elapsed: 174 days Observations: Skin samples indicate thickening of cell…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
Foundation bulletins Foundation Bulletin - 19 December 1947 ALL SITE BULLETIN - CODE ORANGE SCP-047 REPORTED STOLEN FROM BIOHAZARD LAB 047B. SECURITY RECORDINGS INDICATE 2 THIEVES, USING…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
A Message from O5-1 12 November 1948 almost destroyed the Foundation. Raymond Lewis and his accomplices escaped, retrieving a number of anomalies involved in the production of RS-Amrita, and damaging…
Family Reunion Ihp (author) 2018-10-28
October 28th "Where. Is. She?!" Robert Tofflemire looked up from his cup of coffee to see the rabid, slavering form of the Goatman standing in the barn that served as Sigma-10's barracks. His fur…
I Felt Numb Captain Kirby (author) 2018-10-29
There was a containment breach at 9AM at Site-51. I was told about it at 11AM that same day. Came through the usual channel of the inter-site emergency response system. It sat in my inbox for about…
A Halloween To Surpass [REDACTED] Yuyushiki (author) 2018-10-29
An unsettling nervousness set down upon them as they approached it. Them being Charlie, Delta, Gama, and Romeo of MTF Charlie-5 ("Trick Or Treaters"). It being the massive, broken-down warehouse in…
7 Ghost Stories in Site-29 INT_Translator (author) 2018-10-29
To be honest about these ghost stories, they're nonsense. Compared to the anomalies I found over the course of my life, they hardly have any meaning. However, people are still afraid of them. At the…
Friend, Good! Roget (author) 2018-10-30
Site-77 , Autumn. Sophia Light was feeling jet lagged as she attempted to keep up with her host. Site-77, moreso than any other Foundation facility never seemed to stop moving. There was a constant…
The Night of All the Skeletons DrDromeus (author) 2018-10-30
“You gotta be kidding me.” It was late. Foundation Janitor Dan Manuel absentmindedly listened to the arguing labcoats in the room to his left, swishing his mop nonchalantly. “Geez, I’m really sorry….
The Doom That Came To Theater Six Ihp (author) 2018-10-30
October 31st 2:00 AM Theater Number Six contained seventy souls. Popcorn covered the floor, and the carpet was saturated by spilled sodas. The seventy in here had tried to escape. Some managed to,…
Roll Credits Ihp (author) 2018-10-31
October 31st 6:00 PM Robert Tofflemire awoke to the sound of a heart monitor. Sitting next to him, half-asleep, was hit partner. He had somehow gone from being flung against the wall to being in…
Been A While, Crocodile TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-31
"What the hell is your deal?" Larry sat opposite Greg at the lunch table, using a metal tray as a metaphorical and physical barrier between them. "How did you become like…this? You can't just end up…
Consequences and Collarbones SCP ILLUSTRATED does not match any existing user name (author)
Doctor Cimmerian (author)
2018-10-31
Condemnation Twenty-Seven. There have been twenty-seven attempts on SCP-096's life in the past 6 months. All directed by the man who set him free, Dr. Daniels. Daniels, for his part, has spent the…
Just this one Halloween night... Utylike (author) 2018-10-31
BY ORDER OF THE DIRECTOR OF SITE-91 YOU ARE INVITED TO OUR FIRST ANNUAL HALLOWEEN PARTY! Where? - Site-91 Canteen When? - 31st of October 2012, 8:00 PM Who? - All Site-91 personnel …
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Finale: Industrial Accidents DrChandra (author) 2018-10-31
Veronica stared in wide-eyed terror at the gremlin mere inches in front of her, its reeking yellow fangs bared in a menacing display, ready to bite her face off in an instant if it was displeased….

November 2018


Title Author Created
Class D Recruitment INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-01
They asked for my ID at the checkpoint. Fake, of course, but the duty boy didn't look at the details, phoning his senior officer as soon as he saw the last name. The boss must have been waiting for…
Impossible-To-Destroy Reptile Captain Kirby (author) 2018-11-01
The Foundation was never late for termination testing. On the 22nd of every month, at 1500 hours on the dot, the door would open to 682's cell. Alarms would blare, the site would enter standard…
Picture Perfect DrChandra (author) 2018-11-01
"What do you think boys? Is she a beauty or what?" The gathered senior researchers looked on in a mixture of shock and dismay at what Clef had hung on his office wall; a framed four-foot by…
The Ambrose Fair Proasek (author) 2018-11-02
"…It's really more of a festival than a fair." "Yes, but then it wouldn't be a pun." "Chaz, nobody gets your puns." Chaz Ambrose, owner and occasional chef of the restaurant with his own name,…
Redact Your Life Billith (author) 2018-11-02
Something was following Foster. He was certain of it. It was no foul beast, it did not prey on him in bloodlust nor hunger. It simply hung from him like a heavy chain on his form, a miasma. It…
Reality INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-03
Good morning. I hope that your vacation was alright. Lately a lot of things have happened in the Foundation; several problems have appeared. I'll list the most important ones briefly. A containment…
Subliminal Manipulations XaiviarNightwing (author) 2018-11-03
Five-thousand years ago from humanity's thoughts and ideas on the unknown, we coalesced into self-aware beings without physical form.Humanity's current trajectory is counter to that of the natural…
Who Wants To Live Forever? Uncle Nicolini (author)
Gabriel Jade (author)
2018-11-03
Junior Researcher Sheppard was having a rough day. The machine slumped motionless in the middle of the workshop, its central control screen displaying in bright red letters: "Defense System Armed!"…
Silent Forest INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-04
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Not a Problem. INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-04
He's laughing. Laughing at the end of the hallway. The same hallway he has run down countless times. One time, a shadow had followed him and chased him here. Another time, a flame had followed him…
The Great Mole Remolution Calpatus (author) 2018-11-04
The Great Mole Revolution (Remolution); 7th of Diguary, Mole Year 178. Location: Main Molerdom Underground System, Puławy, Poland. Moleday 1: Moles are protesting from low wages in the main…
Nobody's Business Baronjoe (author) 2018-11-04
Acquired a new notebook. Old one was full, and I never liked it much anyway. This one is much better honestly. Bigger too. Anyway, I'm at a parking lot. Going to have breakfast. Maybe I'll…
Post-Post-Mortem Delights 9Volt (author) 2018-11-05
Karina steps into her apartment and finds it corpseless. Closets devoid of potential cadaver contents, refrigerator lacking all forms of gutted organs or rotted skulls, computer monitor not tracked…
So, You've been trapped in a pocket dimension. What now? Smooothcriminal (author) 2018-11-06
The Foundation Official Handbook 3rd Edition Spatial, Temporal and Dimensional Anomalies Pg.247/Chapter-24 - Erratic Trans Dimensional Travel So, you've been trapped in a pocket dimension….
The Cat and the Mouse Bolterpyre (author)
Boogey_Man23 (author)
2018-11-06
The city was a bright beacon, set amidst a gloomy backdrop of rural fields. A black van followed a lonely two-lane road toward the distant lights. Moonlight spilled through the front windshield, and…
Evolution INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-06
"Evolution is fantastic, a truly astonishing process." said the biology teacher, while his students— the majority, at least— listened to him attentively, and one of them, a girl with luscious, curly…
Project Damnerung Captain Kirby (author) 2018-11-07
O5-4 never gets messages during the daily O5 meeting. Except for today. After he felt the buzz, Four took his phone out to set it to "Do Not Disturb". He glanced down at it out of instinct, and…
The Radio Game Countless Skies (author) 2018-11-07
“It’s going to be worse today.” The voice slithered out of the darkest corner of the pantry in a sinuous almost-whisper, and Dierdre’s eyes widened when she heard it. She felt no fear, only surprise…
Immemorial qntm (author) 2018-11-08
"Ms. Wheeler! Ms. Wheeler!" Marion Wheeler has just finished a scheduled inspection of SCP-8473 and is about to go for a cigarette. Someone is running up to meet her outside SCP-8473's containment…
The Illuminated Words of Grand Karcist Daq !ù'úrú, 1996 Makuta Makaveli (author) 2018-11-10
Background on Daq !ù'úrú Basic Information Full Name Daq !ù'úrú1 Alias The Deathless MC, Atonos Birth date 1965 Born Tsumkwe2, Namibia Ethnicity Juǀ'hoan Languages Juǀ'hoan…
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate DEETstiny OthellotheCat (author) 2018-11-10
An Epic of Many Acts Act 1: On The Case End of Act 1 The amount of containment breaches that had happened within the last few weeks had been driving Gordon up the wall in terms of the amount of…
Old Business MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-11-11
Ⓦ "'Let it hereby be known that the following document and parts thereof comprise in full the last will and testament of the late Dr. Cornelius Everett Wondertainment, who inherited the title by…
Tall, Pink and Fearsome TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-11-11
"So, this is the flamingo you were going on about, Greg?" Larry leaned over the guardrail, taking in the sight before him. An entire rainforest, an ecosystem more fragile than glass, under a…
Autonomy, Part III Cyantreuse (author) 2018-11-11
◀ previous | hub "Uh, well, luckily I'm a VIP," Trauss coughs out, not having been prepared to switch from a stealth mindset to the glad-handing and lying through teeth of his life on Earth. He…
Gods of the Waste TheDuckman (author) 2018-11-12
Welcome to the Detroit Wastes First, before anything else, I have to apologize. I know you didn't volunteer for this. When I first found you down in the bunker, I knew you could be useful. When I…
The Hermit, Death, and The Devil Uncle Nicolini (author)
Gabriel Jade (author)
2018-11-12
Dr. K. Stuff yawned and tried again to wipe the stubborn sleep from his eyes as he made his way to the operating room. It was 3:30 AM, and he was cursing his luck for being the only…
A Strange Orientation XaiviarNightwing (author) 2018-11-12
Once again, although you do not remember them, you dream of three voices… We are beings of thought, without physical form. We philosophize, as is our nature. We are beings of love, we watch over…
And Then, Gabriel Slept Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-11-13
Item #: SCP-KIT Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-KIT must never know where it is at any given time. SCP-KIT is allowed to travel to the Meat Market when equipped with a…
There in the starless dark, with vast wings across the canceled skies; the sudden blackness of nothing at all. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-11-15
Marshal Joanna Kirkland finished her long midnight walk to the schoolhouse. The sounds of revelry from the town were distant and constant. As she approached, the faint but rough sound of sawing…
RAISA-6147 (PENDING ASSIGNMENT) Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-11-16
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION This document is currently pending SCP designation and research team assignment. If you are not assigned to this item or…
Nothing in the cry of Cicadas Suggests they are About to Die Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-11-16
The crew of Mariachi's Merchants sat within the cramped confines of the command room. Everyone was on edge, with Logan listening intently at the locked door. Scott leaned forward, intently stroking…
The Cheese is a Lie Dr Jaren (author) 2018-11-16
The two doctors ran around their experiment, taking close note of every detail. One was was writing frantically on his clipboard while the other was watching everything with a look of fierce…
Let the Winds Send You Onwards… 9Volt (author) 2018-11-17
◁ Previous Contact with humanity came once a week. Traveling to any location outside a light-year of the solar system meant traditional radio or similar communication methods were useless for…
If You Can't Take The Heat... Smooothcriminal (author) 2018-11-17
"I'm sorry, you're doing what?" a baffled Chaz Ambrose asked in confused awe. "Look, Chaz, it's nothin' personal, man. The Foundies have been ridin' my ass recently, and you heard about what…
Close Encounter With Nobody Baronjoe (author) 2018-11-20
Watching UFOs on ET highway. Waiting for package. Cold out here. Where are they? Saw the following UFOs: Black sphere with long tail. four-winged craft with plated surface. oblong with…
The Den of Disquiet mayoculpa (author) 2018-11-20
The feeling was embarrassment. He was sure of it. A fresh wave of agony drove all thought from his mind, and he fought to break free with wild, involuntary strength. Though with his brother’s weight…
Patrick Star Becomes Enlightened Westrin (author) 2018-11-20
555th episode of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS script. Title: Patrick Star Becomes Enlightened. Characters in script: SPONGEBOB, GARY, PATRICK, CIVILIAN FISH #, SQUIDWARD, SANDY, MR. KRABS, PLANKTON …
We're Going to be Okay Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-11-20
“Dawn… you’ll never be alone in this world.” Kit’s words fluttered around her head like moths, above a dull headache and a noise of rushing water. Time flashed by - a vague memory of meeting in a…
Free Consultation DrChandra (author) 2018-11-23
DarkEnergy MobileOS 3.1 Ms Dark, you have a new text message from: 1-800-iam-dado hello is this the lady darkness that makes the excellent anomatronics? Warning: Memetic Hazard Detected! …
Old Kansas Sector ~ 15: Down Home Daeva faminepulse (author) 2018-11-23
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 14, August, 2119 AD Daeva, XixXiy, Artery 9 3 AM Gersha stared at Tatty wordlessly for several minutes. "Holy, shit lady you are…
And the answer you have to give, no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: Maybe I’m a king. Rounderhouse (author) 2018-11-25
SHREEE The shriek of the whistle broke through the still Kentucky sky. What few game that the shaking of the ground hadn't chased off, scattered. The prairie held its breath with…
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Library mayoculpa (author) 2018-11-26
The Heart of Gold steamed gently. The row of bookshelves where it had come to rest gave voice to a series of ominous creaks. "Do you think it'll hold?" Arthur said. "Of course it will. Ancient dusty…
Square your shoulders, lift your pack, and leave your friends and go. Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-11-26
Boston had changed. What had once been a vibrant city full of optimism and a 'piece of cake' attitude for the War of the Rebellion had turned grey. Countless beggars missing limbs, no doubt…
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism - Case Study 02: The Divoši of Prague Metaphysician (author) 2018-11-27
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism Dr. Matthieu Desmarais, Department of Anthropology Forward: Our understanding of Sarkicism has changed dramatically over the last few decades. This…
It Would Make Sense If That Were True, But Actually It Doesn't Make Sense At All, So Good Luck Sophia Light (author) 2018-11-28
In an alternate universe… “This Scranton Reality Anchor thing seems useful as hell. A system that detects and cancels out effects from distorted reality? Why don’t we use them everywhere? In…
The Preacher's Apprentice mayoculpa (author) 2018-11-29
“Brother Fuller, I wonder if you might lend me your countenance this morning.” Herman finished drying his face with a towel, and caught Samuel Winter’s eye in the piece of polished metal the caravan…

December 2018


Title Author Created
First Welcome minmin (author) 2018-12-01
The new guy shifts uncomfortably in the sweltering jungle of the lobby. His skin glistens in the harsh light. The New York Stacks run five hundred metres under Central Park, and the heating is as…
Do They Know It's Christmas Time At All? Elogee FishTruck (author) 2018-12-01
Cynthia had only heard of Christmas once. She was working at the furnace as usual, shoveling the seemingly infinite supply of coal into the roaring inferno, when she heard a conversation between two…
The Beast Beneath the Library Nagiros (author) 2018-12-01
. WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 4/4051 CLASSIFIED ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 4/4051 AUTHORIZATION WILL CAUSE THE ACTIVATION OF A LATENT "BLUE-ORDER" MEMETIC KILL AGENT. …
The wall on which the prophets wrote, is cracking at the seams KindlyTurtleRock (author) 2018-12-01
"Smoke and debris dead-ahead!" A boy hollered his warning from the bridge of the COM Brigham Young. The gargantuan cogwork landship roared ahead under a blanket of smog belched from the bronze…
Fit For A King DrChandra (author) 2018-12-02
Dr. Ritter waited patiently in quiet, thinly-veiled disgust as His Imperial Majesty Emperor Maximillian the Great greedily shovelled his meal down his cavernous gullet. Dr. Ritter had secretly…
It All Goes Silent So Quickly taylor_itkin (author) 2018-12-02
6 AM. The sun is barely over the horizon, the world still a deep blue with tinges of flaming orange and soft pink in the sky. Everything is silent for the briefest of moments- Why do children wake…
Revival Tent Blitz mayoculpa (author) 2018-12-03
“That was a disaster,” Herman snarled. The horse flattened its ears and danced sideways under a low-hanging branch. He hauled back on the reins and gave it a sharp, open-palmed slap on the top of…
Where Death Used To Live Captain Kirby (author) 2018-12-03
NOTICE FROM THE RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION The following file does not exist. Location of Interest: Where Death Used To Live (LoI-3448) Exploration Team: Joyce Michaels…
Aces And Eights Doctor Cimmerian (author)
Rounderhouse (author)
2018-12-04
THE BALTIMORE STAR BALTIMORE FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6TH, 1867 1/2¢ THE WAR IS OVER GENERAL LEE SURRENDERS TO GENERAL SHERMAN IN RICHMOND by Jeremiah Cimmerian - Editor-In-Chief …
Operation Hades' Gate Tutulord (author) 2018-12-04
"Hey, Daniel, wake up. Looks like we're almost there." Upon hearing these words and feeling a light push on my arm, I opened my eyes, raising my head from the surface it had been resting for the…
SCP-2 FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-12-05
Info The sun, aching temperature, punishing what time could only take, turning threats against dark champions She knows. SCP-2: A Eulogy For 2wo Author: FloppyPhoenix…
The Five Year Anniversary of the Most Important Day of Achebe Okoro's Life OthellotheCat (author) 2018-12-07
Achebe Okoro knocked on the door to his therapist's office. He was excited to talk this session, though it wasn't like he didn't like the sessions in the first place. This week, he had something…
Zero Machine Bolterpyre (author) 2018-12-07
The sack over Hassad's face was removed. He was restrained to a chair with ropes. Men in gray armor stood around, pointing their glowing rifles at him. Across, his wife and three daughters were…
A Blessed Day mayoculpa (author) 2018-12-07
"…you two, and my foolish acolyte, here, will explain very quickly how you came to bring FLESH to the door of MY WORKSHOP." Inventor-Militant Antoninah diLuca's voice was stern, but now that he saw…
Durbal 2 - This Time, It's Personal JanitorCakeworth (author) 2018-12-08
At first, it was a lot of fun. Durbal had endless things to say about the box he was put in. And he planned to say everything. “Box is unsuited to contain a sexy beast such as Durbal.” “Box is too…
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