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March 2018


Title Author Created
The Taste of Leaves Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-03-02
I did knock. I don’t know why. There was no reply so I slid the key into the lock and pushed the door open. I could hear my heart in my ears. “End of life plans.” It rang in my head. Closing your…
Nameless Bodies, in Unremembered Rooms Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-03-04
Threat Assessment 3033 Official Unit Name: Mike Squad Affiliation: Chaos Insurgency Type: Shock Infantry Threat Level: Orange Composition: Up to 30 instances per one controller, deployed in…
The Sea Slug and the Showman DrChandra (author) 2018-03-05
City of Wonder™ | Dread Circuses Hub | Freaks, Friends and Fiends “Why are all the halls robin-egg blue in this place?” Spratz asked as he and his siblings were rolled down the halls of…
For the RE-PUBLIC ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-03-05
Kalefheit, a city of opulent splendor and obscene poverty. Kalefheit, the place where fortunes came and went as quickly as the sunset. Kalefheit, the beating, chaotic heart of the New World that had…
In the Trenches with the Dead sirpudding (author) 2018-03-06
If you can read this, you are already dead. 2.10 Five Dogmas of Defense: The Identity Warrior must depend on five key elements of identity for defense in IWT, as well as for long-term survival. We…
Foundation Missed Connections toadking07 (author) 2018-03-09
☮ Foundation ▼ Foundation-AU ▼ All Sites ▼ Site-42 ▼ Personnel ▼ Class E ▼ Missed Connections ▼ Approved Romance ▼ search missed connections __…
Homaquis not_a_seagull (author) 2018-03-15
The moonlight made the clear pond dazzle on a cloudless night in Florida. The pond smelled of mildew, compost, and the fresh metal of the newly installed fence surrounding the lake. Sarah stood behind…
Salt the Slug, Sheepdog Pedantique (author) 2018-03-16
Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale SITE-12 DEEP STORAGE PROTOCOL Removing Items from Storage ● Items are to be removed only with plurality consent of the Overseer…
Prologue: Recruiting Stallmantic (author) 2018-03-18
A dreamless night is not a happy night for an aspiring member of the Fifth Church. Louis Anna is startled from his slumber by a loud rap at the door. Slowly peeling his face from his table, he…
The Best Laid Plans Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-03-21
Despite its confined spaces and crowded plazas, the Wanderer's Library offered plenty of locations where one could perform complex Data Transmutation experiments away from prying eyes. In this case,…
Freaks, Friends and Fiends DrChandra (author) 2018-03-22
The Sea Slug and the Showman | Dread Circuses Hub | Let’s Get this Show on the Road! “Okay, one more time; what’s the difference between magic and alchemy?” Victor asked as he examined the show…
Restless Dreams RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-03-22
It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. This is hardly the time for Star Wars, dearest. Paige Turner shivered, letting loose a discomforting…
One Trick Ponies ratsy (author) 2018-03-24
MTF-Lambda-9, later known as the Foundation Animal Assets Division, was established in 1924, reached peak performance in 1946, and has been significantly downsized since. As dissolution of the…
Joey Fucknuts Builds a Flying Machine CadaverCommander (author) 2018-03-24
Joey Fucknuts lit three cigarettes and looked up at the hot blue sky, wondering what was actually up there. It made sense to him that there had to be something up there that he couldn't see. The sky…
Fire and Brimstone Slothdude (author) 2018-03-25
The Lock was opened and with it the World Enders awoke, each bringing their own Armageddon with them. Some desired to cleanse the world in fire, a few with ice, others in darkness, but all endings…
Abject Blue Insomnia Pedantique (author) 2018-03-26
Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale SCP-3985-7 Vocalization Log (2072) JAN 14 -    (00:51) Sixteen (suns/sons) (01:52) Burning (14:11) To…
Ash and Maple ~ Part 1 SifSeeker (author) 2018-03-27
Bryan's skin buzzed with magic, but his legs ached from days of hiking. Weeks of sitting in the forest hadn't prepared him for the miles of hiking up and down mountains. He had worked till his hands…
Items Seized, March 2022, Site-42 Sapient Object Containment Cyantreuse (author) 2018-03-27
Text: I hate your policies BUT this place is cleaner than any hospital or prison I've seen and that's my only frame of reference for whatever this type of place is, so thanks for that part I guess….
Worth a Shot ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-03-28
It was March 6th, and New York was still. Doctor Selvece fished a lighter and a pack of cigarettes out of his backpack and stared at the dead shell of Midtown Manhattan. Corpses lined every street, as…
Kit Always Used to Think She Was Cool Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-03-28
Kit told the story the same, every time he told the story, every time he thought about her. He heard the click of heels in his head, determinedly strutting on the linoleum of the school corridors….
Breaking Dawn Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-03-29
“Dawn… you’ll never be alone in this world.” Kit’s words flittered around her head, above a dull headache and a noise of rushing water. Time flashed by - a vague memory of meeting in a graveyard,…

April 2018


Title Author Created
Interviews with Prospective Groups of Interest MrWrong (author) 2018-04-01
WANTED: GROUP OF INTEREST A hero is only as good as the villain. The SCP Foundation is looking for prospective Groups of Interest, which can attempt to oppose the SCP Foundation and emphasise the…
The Warrior And The... Clown? DrChandra (author) 2018-04-01
All of Site 25b was flooded with seawater, polluted by lifeless bodies, all of its personnel lost in a desperate attempt to keep SCP-076-2 from breaching containment. Their sacrifice was for nought…
A Thin Dangerous Line sirpudding (author) 2018-04-02
This is a thin dangerous line. To die without gaining one's aim is a dog's death and fanaticism. But there is no shame in this. This is the substance of the Way of the Samurai. Yamamoto Tsunetomo,…
Anima Ex Machina djkaktus (author) 2018-04-03
In the darkness of his unmoving mind, a servo stirred in Cron Apostolou's head. Just the one, though, and just enough to keep the basic functions working. He saw nothing - not since the moment his…
Everybody Needs Somebody ratsy (author) 2018-04-03
« One Trick Ponies MTF-Lambda-9, later known as the Foundation Animal Assets Division, was established in 1924, reached peak performance in 1946, and has been significantly downsized since. As…
Table Salt Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-04-04
Our relationship had always been a rather explosive affair. In the afterglow, after the sex, after the fight, after the blows exchanged, after the painful words, after coming home, after everything…
Atzak III djkaktus (author) 2018-04-04
Not all who have died- have stopped breathing. ATZAK PART THREE The phone in David Bell's office rang four times before it was answered, knocked to the floor though it was by the…
Volatile Memory Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-04-05
Assistant Director of Task Forces Clarissa Shaw sighed and removed her glasses. Closing her eyes, she rubbed the bridge of her nose. The image of Vincent Anderson screaming bloody murder while being…
This is Where it Begins MasterTomix (author) 2018-04-05
The train cried one last time. A final decree, if you dare this path, this is your final chance. Now or Never …
August 19, 2035 Toa_Vine (author) 2018-04-06
You'll never catch me! Lebanon leaped from her spot on the roof, screaming as she did. Behind her, Hamilton and Xavier scrambled to keep up. She fell downward, arms outstretched. Her scream turned…
Ash and Maple ~ Part 2 SifSeeker (author) 2018-04-08
Alone. The dryad was alone. The secret language of the dryads didn't even have a word for being alone. Being a dryad meant being interconnected with every other dryad in the Grove. It meant a hundred…
Numbers, Like Stories, Never Die Captain Kirby (author) 2018-04-08
Do as you are told. Curfew is 8:00pm. You cannot use your real name. Of the three rules D-11424 was told before her induction as D-Class, the last one stuck with her the most. Even at the old…
Updated Amnestics Guide DrChandra (author) 2018-04-09
Proposal for the Classification of Synthetic, Non-Anomalous Amnestic Agents Foreword Both the Foundation and its predecessor organizations have relied on memory affecting agents in order to expunge…
The Doom Of All Frogs Roget (author) 2018-04-11
Researcher Rasmusen was dying. This wasn't an unusual state of affairs. Between the downturns of coffee addiction, sleep deprivation, the general aches pains three concussions gives a person, slow…
Sex, Drugs, Money Cyantreuse (author) 2018-04-14
Only a few years into the mess of destructive publicity that took the extralegal SCP Foundation by storm, it's clear that their old motif of secrets and lies isn't holding up to the test of the public…
Second Date thefriendlyvandal (author) 2018-04-17
“Okay, listen,” says Kondraki from inside the bathroom door, “I just want you to understand that this is not my proudest moment.” It’s hemorrhoids, thinks Alto Clef from where he’s standing outside…
Traffic Resumes ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-04-17
So, have you got everything down? The previous crew should be arriving in half an hour. I think so. Man, this is the strangest assignment I've ever been on. Yeah, 2771 duty is memorable, if…
April 9th, 2690 J E S T E R (author) 2018-04-18
System. The Fifth Church started a pilgrimage directly into the Sun, and the Solar Occult Coalition is currently attempting to eliminate the Crab Pulsar. The primary cause behind this interstellar…
So You Can Live In The Light Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-04-18
Dear Ms. Jacobs, It is with the deepest regret that I write to you today. Your son, Mickey, has been killed in action in the course of his duties under my command. The loss of a child is difficult for…
Do Not Collect $200 SeptemberJackal (author) 2018-04-20
Hello! Enter your login information for Foundation WebNET. │ /serv IDENTIFY PIETROVITCH-W │ ++ Accessing user (100%) │ ++ Please enter password: │ /password skipsecurity231225 │ ++ Welcome,…
On The Road Again Stallmantic (author) 2018-04-20
Two stolen wheels and five days preparation (for good luck), and they're off. The five men in a beat up RV barrel down the road at fifty miles per hour, at the request of Father Anna. Brother Perkins…
Programmed to Receive Jim North (author) 2018-04-25
Faraway Voices Hub (TBA) | Showing the Way Janice sighed as she settled back into the seat of her rental car. Behind closed eyelids, she wearily tried to wipe everything about the past several…
End of Line Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-04-26
Glad to see everyone here. For those of you who don't know me, I am MTF Commander Jessie Merlo of Gamma-13. This is Commander Damion Creed of Tau-51. Those of you from Mu-13, welcome. Let's get…
Consent Form 3436-A scpcrnp (author) 2018-04-26
I was one of them wives to never know what my husband did for a living. He worked for the US government I reckon, on some very private matters to be sure. It bothered me, but he never got sore when I…
Mobile Task Furries Dog Teeth (author) 2018-04-28
It's twelve A.M., and we're the guys they called to take down an anomalous furry. I've seen people and I've seen monsters. Sometimes, the monsters are more human than the people. This guy, the one…
Do You Wish You Could Disappear? Cyantreuse (author) 2018-04-28
June 1 Ɩ ǝunſ Date: June 1 20██ 09:15 From: Eric Radford (of.pcs.nimda|drofdare#of.pcs.nimda|drofdare) To: Southeastern Region Requisitions Department (group:…
Gor'dun the Consumer kingpogan (author) 2018-04-29
Gor'dun the Consumer sat upon his throne in the Dark Quadrant of the Andromeda Galaxy, shifting his weight to rest his head on his fist. His cosmic, almost impossibly dark face twitched in anguish as…

May 2018


Title Author Created
Let's Get this Show on the Road! RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-05-01
Freaks, Friends, and Fiends| Dread Circuses Hub | A Circus Come To Not In a quiet corner just outside the universe, bookshelves stretched to the heavens. Line upon line of them continued onward…
A Circus Come To Not DrChandra (author) 2018-05-01
Let's Get This Show On The Road!| Dread Circuses Hub | Undead, Insane and Fully Loaded “Pius, how do you keep getting us into these messes?” Eugene asked as he lurched over the side of the…
Joey Fucknuts Takes to the Skies CadaverCommander (author) 2018-05-03
clang Clang CLANG CLANG. The sound of metal pealed like church bells throughout the small town of Vulture Gulch. This wasn't terribly unusual. Metal was altered and molded and beaten to form night and…
Radical Acceptance daveyoufool (author) 2018-05-03
I thought I'd seen everything, but it was a goddamn Muppet that broke me. I was the site director of Base-19.1 I thought my senses were completely dulled by some of the ultra-violence I'd seen in over…
Found in the Cell of the Condemned Prisoner Karnickel (author) 2018-05-03
Young ladies wore gowns and flowers in bloom Young gentlemen preened and wandered the room Anxiously waiting for her to arrive With the crowd we thought we’d never be missed Two fools engaging in a…
Silence Is Not a Valid Answer Toa_Vine (author) 2018-05-03
D-4413 sat in the empty waiting room. At his side were numerous periodicals and magazines, none of which interested him. He gave occasional glances to the secretary, but would always lower his head…
Ra'ash The Cosmic Hound kingpogan (author) 2018-05-04
Agent Hawthorne awoke to the sounds of chaos and death. He had heard them before. Afghanistan. Iraq. Places and moments he had desperately tried to purge from his memory, yet always crept their way…
The Real Adventures in Capitalism Djoric (author) 2018-05-07
“The Real Adventures in Capitalism” is a memetic condition consisting of spontaneously-occurring false memories of an animated television show of the same name. These memories are fragmentary, but…
Giving Up ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-05-07
Howard was dead. Pamela had known it would happen sooner or later - it was why her mother had disapproved of her getting involved with him, and it seemed she had been proven right. Even as the…
Don't Get Used To It Captain Kirby (author) 2018-05-07
One-year-youngs don't understand hate. Don't get malice or violence. Evil won't be part of their vocabulary for another two years or so. They just see what's around them, and they take it in….
The Flower Of Battle DrMagnus (author) 2018-05-09
It started with a call. Area 25b is on fire. We're bringing you in. Captain Giancarlo De Luca took a deep breath, and rolled his shoulders, easing the tension out of his stiff joints. He set down…
You Can Leave Your Friends Behind Mortos (author) 2018-05-11
SCP-3688 | Your Friends Don't Dance Kayleigh MacMallan felt the bullet tear through the side of her head as her vision cut out and she collapsed to the ground. Two of her duplicates stumbled and…
Everyone Wears a Mask Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-05-15
The doctor sat in his chamber, reclined on a comfortable mattress. Head propped on a stack of sad deflated pillows, the sterile white linens were still tucked neatly in beneath him. He held his…
Undead, Insane and Fully Loaded DrChandra (author) 2018-05-16
A Circus Come To Not | Dread Circuses Hub | A Vale of Tears “Now we take both long balloons, tie them together like so, and… tada!” Lolly proudly presented the balloon butterfly to the small…
Boiled, Scrambled, and Fried TheWydness (author) 2018-05-17
SCP-049 was sick. For the first time in its stay at the Foundation, there was something clearly wrong with it. Over the security cameras, it had been observed holding its stomach and moaning, limping…
Solace Arclapse (author) 2018-05-17
I restlessly tapped my desk as I watched the clock in my office. It slowly, agonizingly marched forward with a constant rhythm that only served to accentuate the emptiness of the room. Save the…
Foundation Patent/Intellectual Property Policy scpcrnp (author) 2018-05-17
Administrative Department A304. Patent/Intellectual Property Policy I. Purpose In lieu of far-reaching research across select sites of the SCP Foundation (hereinafter referred to as The…
In The Clutches Of Life Captain Kirby (author) 2018-05-18
A woman watched her father's chest rise and fall from the chair next to his hospital bed. The heartbeat monitor beeped in time with the song she listened to through her headphones. She wished she…
UF-00031 Monkeysky (author) 2018-05-18
Phenomena #: UF-00031 Pre-Unification Documentation: SCP-3406 Disruption Type: Bezalel-Primary Geographic Range: Global Origin: Known, MA-Event on August 3rd, 2020 Description: UF-00031 defines a…
Join the Flock not_a_seagull (author) 2018-05-19
ANALYSIS OF ANOMALY We have analyzed the interviews with subjects that come out of SCP-3662. Though all of their experiences vary wildly, there has been an interesting constant. All subjects have…
Excerpt from The Astrolabe Institute Journal LordStonefish (author) 2018-05-20
Call (814)-555-3346 THE ASTROLABE INSTITUTE This Document is Publicly Available Product of the Astrolabe Institute, a scientist-run Public Media Containment Company dedicated to Containment of…
Third Date DrClef (author) 2018-05-21
There's a bottle on his penis? There's a bottle on his penis, Clef confirmed. The voice on the other end of the line was silent. Then, with a low exasperated sigh, it asked the one question that…
The Martini Police Taffeta (author) 2018-05-21
Where does an Overseer even live? It's a good question, and one each member of the Council answers in their own way. Most of them opt for the classics: bunkers beneath half a kilometer of bedrock;…
The Shape of a Gun CadaverCommander (author) 2018-05-22
Monica Pinkston hefted her 150-pound rotary-fire grenade cannon over her shoulder and sighed, surveying the smoldering wreckage of the building in which she had been imprisoned less than an hour ago….
No Dating At Work TroyL (author) 2018-05-22
The cold, unforgiving silence that always filled the auditorium at Site 19, regardless of the number of people present, was broken only by the soft click of dress shoes moving across the stage. An…
Coffee Date Aggressive Pepsi (author) 2018-05-22
Kondraki was mortified. Bad enough that his one off impulsive decision ended in disaster (again, as usual), worse was the fact that everyone had to know about it. And know about it with visual aids….
Embracing The Angels stormbreath (author) 2018-05-22
THE COLOSSI THAT WALK OUR WORLD ARE NOT DEMONS, BUT ANGELS SENT FROM BELOW. KNOW THAT THEY ARE DIVINE BY THEIR FIVE ARMS AND FIVE TENTACLES, THE EMANATION OF THE LORD HIMSELF….
Group Date Captain Kirby (author) 2018-05-22
It had to be bad. Like, really bad. The director's voice was shaking when he called. He said something about emergency medical extraction before he hung up. You think this is some sort of…
Electronic Data Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-05-23
The weight of the statement fell heavy on the room. A dozen researchers in various technical fields shifted uncomfortably in their seats as Director Foster looked around the conference table. Dr….
"It's Like a Dream..." Decibelles (author) 2018-05-23
Dr. Simon Glass twirled the pen around in his left hand. Finger through finger through finger. Back and forth, back and forth. After five journeys around his hand, he gave the pen a flick and it…
Project Sensuikan Stallmantic (author) 2018-05-23
Project Sensuikan, 1990 Purpose: The destruction of Hy-Brasil has caused the anomalous community to turn on its head. Due to the creature's magic-seeking nature, the IJAMEA believes Japan may be the…
Tales of the Automaton: The Big Birdocalypse not_a_seagull (author) 2018-05-23
Site-17 was in ruins. The once well-kept grounds of the site were littered with debris and ash. Inside the site, tables were overturned, shattered glass was spread, and the containment cells were…
Kids with Guns Part Three AFX Neuromancer (author) 2018-05-23
Part Three Nathan jumped out the back of the Transall 700C. He was high enough that he could see the curvature of the planet. Far below him and to the southeast, out to sea, a storm was brewing off…
Text Message in a Bottle DrChandra (author) 2018-05-23
DarkEnergy MobileOS 3.1 Ms Dark, you currently have unread text messages from: HYPERMANIC CLOWN GIRL (CotD) Today, 19:30 IRIS! IRIS! IRIS, DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED AT THE…
Not with a Whimper but with a Bang Illyrias_Acolyte (author) 2018-05-24
Emma should have put a bullet in his head when he initially displayed signs of infection. That was protocol. She didn’t. She couldn’t. The only thing for it was to quarantine him where he wouldn’t be…
Waffle Date Blaroth (author) 2018-05-24
Today wasn't just any old waffle day. Today… Was a waffle date day… One of the best days of the month for Clef. Clef's room was dark, and still as messy as ever. He knew Kondraki would be over soon so…
Serving the Twin Cities Since 2021 Communism will win (author) 2018-05-25
PT: Gooood morning everyone, it's your girl, your daily pick-me-up, Pauline Tomlinson. Um, today is August 3rd, 2036, and it's the sixteenth anniversary of the what're we calling it? Officially, I…
Population Control(led) OthellotheCat (author) 2018-05-25
It's hard to get the image of a sky that's 90 percent bugs out of your head, even if you've seen some pretty gruesome stuff in your line of work. Our hands were already tied since everything up and…
Joey Fucknuts Believes In Himself CadaverCommander (author) 2018-05-25
Joey Fucknuts, known to his friends and loved ones as Joey Steelwings, stared out the cockpit window of the airplane he had built with his own two fists. Since reaching cruising altitude (or what he…
After They Broke Our Fists Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-05-25
Only the tips of Denver's skyscrapers still protruded above the sea: glass tombstones for citizens that were washed away years ago. Within one of those lonesome monoliths, a young man in a red and…
Showing the Way Jim North (author) 2018-05-26
Programmed to Receive | Faraway Voices Hub (TBA) | In the Master's Chambers (TBA) Missing. Both men fell silent as Janice leveled her unbelieving gaze at each of them in turn. You lost an AI….
Paperpushing Cyantreuse (author) 2018-05-28
South Coast Paper. If you're from the American southeast, chances are you've printed on their stock, and if you're Wilmingtonian, chances are you've smelled their production plant on Hwy 74/76. This…
Gary and Stu Do Something Gnarly Swaghetti (author) 2018-05-29
Nobody tells you how boring the apocalypse actually is. I mean, okay, look. The beginning, the part with the invasion and the explosions and shit? It's fucking bonkers. But like, after? Boring…
A Storm More Foul, A Land Less Fair stormbreath (author) 2018-05-29
The last King of Hy-Brasil stood on the docks of his kingdom, which had been reduced to nothing more than a village….
ΩK Croquembouche (author) 2018-05-29
Umm… Mrs. Michaels? Yes? I believe the doctor would like to, um, show you something. Joyce Michaels' father was sat up in his hospital bed for the first time in months. The heartbeat monitor…
What if People Were Bees? Casponaut (author) 2018-05-29
It was the buzzing that got to you. Not the half-converted bodies, not the sweet stench of honey, but the buzzing. It filled the air, almost tangible in its sound, a static noise that replaced any…

June 2018


Title Author Created
Excerpts From The Societal Census Programme ΩK-Class Report Captain Kirby (author) 2018-06-01
Prelude Since the advent of the ΩK-Class ( End-Of-Death ) Scenario, the Foundation has launched a campaign to reevaluate baseline behavior of humanity. To perform this census, the Foundation has…
Dusk djkaktus (author) 2018-06-04
He awoke in a world he had seen before, a world beset by perpetual dusk that lingered just on the edge of twilight. He looked up to see stars, but the sky was empty and all that remained of the…
The Long Game stairfallinstitute (author) 2018-06-04
[T -11 days] On the 2nd of November in the year 2000 my dad's dreams died. He never recovered. Not really. He wasn't alone, of course. All our dreams died that day. We'd been so close. Excruciatingly…
A Farewell To Arms Weryllium (author) 2018-06-04
The O5 Council sat in silence at what they had just heard. Finally, Four's gentle voice broke the reverie. What did you say? I said, it's hopeless. Four watched the weathered old man slump in his…
With The Reaper On Retirement Captain Kirby (author) 2018-06-04
Joyce Michaels put her headphones on and queued up the same song she played every time she made one of these trips: When The Sun Sets by James Blunt. It was the same song she listened to before her…
Into the Woods Jekeled (author) 2018-06-05
I have locked a door that no longer exists. The concept of doors is already gone. Anyone walking past will see well, I don't know, but it won't be my door. My door is special to me, though; years ago…
A Vale of Tears DrChandra (author) 2018-06-05
Undead, Insane and Fully Loaded | Dread Circuses Hub | My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels “This city is enormous,” Victor remarked as he stared out the 303rd story window. The adjacent buildings…
ii tab po c h20 qhs prn pain Veiedhimaedhr (author) 2018-06-07
I must say, I've never had such a young client before, Mr. Fendrel. Still haven't. We've met before, Mardbury. No, it's quite clear in the records. I've never met you before, Mr. Fendrel. Perhaps…
I Wish You Weren't Here Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-06-08
Gabriel was not exactly a novice when it came to Kit’s suicide attempts. He tried to believe that this change in behaviour couldn’t possibly be due to the over-exposure to amnestics, because then…
Heartfelt DrConnors (author) 2018-06-09
Release of D-Class Form AE-2600 Name: Samuel Allen Dierks Serial: D-5150 Incarceration Date: 03/23/2004 Induction Date: 02/12/2019 Record: [EXPUNGED] Release Date: 08/05/19 Notes: As agreed to upon…
Tales Of The Ethics Committee: 5 Reasons The Foundation Wants A Robot Army Croquembouche (author)
OthellotheCat (author)
Captain Kirby (author)
Veiedhimaedhr (author)
2018-06-09
Wednesday afternoon was best; it was the only day that week that one could reserve the Cordelia Royale Hotel’s conference room, another could to fly into and out of the country without missing work,…
Please, Say My Name J E S T E R (author) 2018-06-09
He was born into a cold and empty world. His location was irrelevant, for he only knew of two places; his barren home and the foreign outside world. He didn't know where he was, why he was there, or…
The Thing at the Bottom of My Dreams mlister (author) 2018-06-09
Night 0 Night 0 I'm stuck. That's my first thought as consciousness enters my body. I've woken up and I can't move. I try to force a limb to budge. It creaks at my attempt. It's tightly affixed to…
You Ain't No Family Decibelles (author) 2018-06-09
Dreaming of her past The as-of-yet unnamed girl insulated herself from the cold in a thick hoodie, having no idea what to expect from the game. Silent Hill 3. A fascinating name for a game. There…
Every Last Drop DrCaroll (author) 2018-06-10
It felt like it'd been raining for ages. The beginning of my summer had practically been completely ruined because of the constant pitter-patter on the window panes. I will say that it has indeed…
Internal Affairs Zederex Armin (author) 2018-06-11
The eerie feeling of the room. The color of it. Its bleakness. You think you're about to be questioned. You don't even know why you are here, but you think you're going to be instigated, of some sort….
Chaos Praxis DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-06-11
Light? There was light. Lights blazing to bathe, bugle call. Ten minutes to the cafeteria. Mandatory. The usual. He slid his feet over the bedside and moved to his dresser. The same inconspicuous…
The Curious Incident of the Contradictory Crocodile Karnickel (author) 2018-06-11
Cairo, Egypt September 22, 1878 Dear Aunt Cecilly, First, and briefly, Uncle Alec and I are as well as can be expected. We will be traveling back to Athens within the week, where the good Doctor…
Thieves Come In Fives Sir Baubius (author) 2018-06-12
Penny Price waltzed into her abode, exasperated. The bags under her eyes were like sacks of sand, ready to drag her head to the ground floor with force. That was the last time she would willingly work…
Bug Report: VM727BNYUSE Bendenewb (author) 2018-06-12
Bug Report: VM727BNYUSE Relevant Code #genchat Bug Report: Vending Machine is deleting concept of value of individual dollars Issue: A vending machine on Earth is removing concept of value from…
Hello, Little Girl minmin (author) 2018-06-12
We are heading for D-block, snaking through the periphery corridors to avoid the last stragglers. Annette can hold their own, but now I must be accounted for. Ears stuffed with paper towels can only…
Foundation Incident Review 221-B kingpogan (author) 2018-06-12
SCP FOUNDATION DEPARTMENT OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS INCIDENT REVIEW 221-B Overview Incident Summary Casualties Final Report Incident ID: 221-B Incident Type: Class-A Date of Incident: 08/31/████…
Over(thinking) the Rainbow DrChandra (author) 2018-06-13
After decades of service, there wasn’t much that could faze Dr. Gears anymore. He had adapted to his career as a Foundation researcher by becoming unusually stoic, to the point that many of his…
It Takes Two Jekeled (author) 2018-06-13
I lay on the hill and stare at the sky. The stars dance underneath the patchy clouds, casting no light above or below. I was on the committee that made the stars up. We had two days to figure out what…
wont-you-be-my-neighbor Drewbear (author) 2018-06-13
He sat alone on the apartment building's stoop, watching people go in and out of the building across the street. He was almost certain that it contained a Foundation presence and was curious to see if…
It Had All Been For Nothing Foxcheetah (author) 2018-06-13
The monsoons had come. There were no windows and one foot of solid cement in between Clef and the outside, and yet the rain’s steady hammering echoed loud and clear. Too loud, in fact, as the doctor…
ARBH-Class Debrief File SeptemberJackal (author) 2018-06-13
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 3/ARBH CLASSIFIED ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 3/ARBH AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION. » INPUT…
Obskuracorps Memos Acquired in Operation BLACK ROPE GreenWolf (author) 2018-06-13
At this point, it seems likely that the Golem reactivated, grabbed the Lieutenant's arm and bent it backwards, forcing the knife through his left eye and into his brain….
The Morality of Insects SeptemberJackal (author) 2018-06-13
Epsiode #: 083 Transcript Provided Guest Stars: Dr. James Petahn, Mr. Michael Simmons by 3N Network TRANSCRIPT - 8:00 PM, 3/19/2022 DALY: Hello, America. I'm your host, Daniel Daly, and…
The Last of LARPA SeptemberJackal (author) 2018-06-13
Provisional Site-136/LARPA Boromine Branch Boromine, Nevada - Site-136, Section Twelve 07/25/2022, 10:24 AM Containment breach in Sections Twelve and Ten. All personnel evacuate the West sector. I…
I Don't Want To Bee Alone SpookMcBone (author) 2018-06-13
[Excerpts on life during the war from the view of a civilian] 1/22/19 It's already been a year since The Foundation was revealed to us. Times are tough, and the war has no signs of stopping. My…
Entomophobia Prototype_Toaster (author) 2018-06-13
Cold, not cruel is how the Foundation was always described to you. From day one, you were told that the Foundation's actions were based on this motto. As an Overseer, you were supposed to keep it…
A Man of Clay and Men Formerly Men 9Volt (author) 2018-06-13
Archival Document — HSA-008-Advent Black Sunrise Operation AEON DAWN Somewhere in the woods, Nazi-occupied Norway, 1944 … Knock knock. Benedikt Holzer rushed down the stairwell of…
Emergency Action Bulletin kingpogan (author) 2018-06-14
UNITED STATES FEDERAL EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT AGENCY CODE 102-01 ACTION BULLETIN CRUCIAL INFORMATION BELOW EMERGENCY BROADCAST 001 The United States Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), in…
Headache Rimple (author) 2018-06-14
It was the end of the fucking world and MTF-Sigma-66 were doing what they always did: getting themselves killed. So to be clear, this place is going to be toe to tits in guards, covered in goddamn…
Oceanus, Father to All Cyantreuse (author) 2018-06-14
The date is June 15th, 2030, and I am still a good man. I'm 31 years old. I've been a Foundation employee for thirteen of those. I'd like to make it at least to 36 years old. The first half of my life…
SCP-2000-B BlackMagicFine (author) 2018-06-14
A Place In The Back Of Your Mind Sir Baubius (author) 2018-06-14
Timothy Price awoke from a dreadful slumber. There was something covering his head, almost grabbing him around the neck. He lifted his arms to loosen it, but he found his hands to be bound. He tried…
UTE-9839 : Templum-Ebbinghaus Blibby_Blobfish (author) 2018-06-14
Threat Entity Database Entry Threat ID: UTE-9839-Templum-Ebbinghaus The Blackbox Authorized Response Level: 0 (Threat Indeterminate) Description: UTE-9839 represents a non-descript object, inferred…
Avian Anthology I not_a_seagull (author)
Dr Aers (author)
FloppyPhoenix (author)
Quantum Physician (author)
2018-06-15
Timeless Substrate | The Noosphere Thoth peered into the Noosphere with an astute curiosity. He glanced down at the ocean of minds: a whirlpool of purple, pink, green, and blue specks, laid out…
Avian Anthology II not_a_seagull (author)
Dr Aers (author)
FloppyPhoenix (author)
Quantum Physician (author)
2018-06-15
August 12th, 2018 | Night | Outskirts of Las Vegas The group of birds and shark-punchers emerged from the monorail tunnel to see the blue-tinted night sky of Las Vegas. The bird-people that had once…
UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-06-15
Site-18 intranet systems initialized. Accessing SCiPNET:/files/EE-3570/UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt Opening _ Document EE-3570/UMBRAL MIGRATORY SEQUENCE During an end-of-the-world scenario…
Dimensions 2, 3, and Onward Kalinin (author) 2018-06-15
The alarms had been going on for so long that his ears rang in between each beat of the klaxons' harsh, rising pitched wail. Every time he scanned a new hallway, his eyes picked out lurking shapes in…
A Small Town in Arizona AkariStar (author) 2018-06-15
The air was dry, smelling of the unique odor that hot sand and dry flora carried from the long, drawn out hours of daylight in the arid region. The sun would bleach everything that it touched in the…
Thomas, the Average Anart Citizen Pilzening (author) 2018-06-15
Thomas had never quite understood the delicate and fine art of moderation. That isn't to say that he was irresponsible, naive or stupid, it was just that he wasn't able to grasp the concept of ‘too…
Thrive CadaverCommander (author)
Weryllium (author)
fieldstone (author)
Modern_Erasmus (author)
2018-06-15
This was it. No more fucking around. The squad clanked behind him, battle suits shimmering in the desert heat. SCP-3396 hung overhead, a second moon trailing a net of glowing blue across the horizon….
Children Will Listen Jekeled (author) 2018-06-15
Note: This is Part 6 of a 7-part story. It is recommended that you start from the beginning with SCP-3475 - Our Shifting Foundations. Annette chose a school. Of course they chose a school. The final…
Pizzicato DrDromeus (author) 2018-06-15
The sun rose to mark the start of the new day, its light bleeding out onto the expanse of trees visible from the high-rise window. Slowly, the light inched its way across the landscape until it…
Daffodils Dexanote (author) 2018-06-15
Agent Ben Green’s endured a quiet life. A routine - up, work, home, maybe unwind. Bed. Up. Repeat. A step above a recluse - not a hermit, or a miser. But somebody who found contentment in solitary….
In The End thedeadlymoose (author) 2018-06-15
You've done a hundred rituals like this. You can tell something's off, different this time. It's not the ritual. The ritual is the same, you're pretty sure. Not that you can be totally sure. You never…
Birth of a New Day Decibelles (author) 2018-06-15
Note: This is the final entry of a 7-part story. It is recommended that you start from the beginning with SCP-3475 — Our Shifting Foundations. D-1460 gradually woke up to the sound of alarm bells,…
Zero Hour SeptemberJackal (author) 2018-06-15
Provisional Site-136/LARPA Boromine Branch Boromine, Nevada - West Sector Control Room 07/25/2022, 11:02 AM Time's up. Petahn lunged quickly at Simmons, who stepped back. Petahn clutched his side…
Denton and McDowell Save Sixty Dollars DrMagnus (author) 2018-06-15
April 7, 2016 T-Minus two years from The Incident Agent Sam Denton flipped through a Sports Illustrated in the back of the cramped coach bus to Portland, his partner Agent Jim McDowell seated in the…
On the Outskirts stormbreath (author) 2018-06-15
1994: When I Chanced into an International Conspiracy My first interaction with the Foundation was in the summer of 1994. I was a kid right out of college, just having gotten a job as a Park Ranger….
It will be fun, they said. Rigen (author) 2018-06-16
Fragment of InComm bulletin suspected to be distributed by GOC Internal Communication division, confiscated from captured sleeper agents in Site-229 Modern Thaumaturge: A Perspective by Field Agent…
Mobile Suit Bumaro Versus Tokyo Ghoul Ion GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-06-16
They faced each other with unyielding gazes and their auras of power increasing in intensity. One was on top of a metallic pillar and the other was on top of a flesh and bone pillar. Both of them rose…
Occult Standards Sir Baubius (author) 2018-06-17
Sales for our patented anti-lever have been growing rapidly recently. There's been extremely positive reception coming from the Church of the Broken God, Reuprecht Carter stated, a pie chart…
An Angel who has Forsaken Sympathy Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-06-17
Stars shine down on the first night. The congregation has gathered outside to sing joyously to the stars, their voices twisting together in acoustic pentamerism. Twenty four joyous bodies sang, young…
Mutable State The Great Hippo (author) 2018-06-18
About half a pound: that's the first thing she remembers. It's the difference between an empty fifteen-round nine-millimeter magazine and a full one. When equipped with a fully loaded cartridge, the…
SCP-001-D stormbreath (author) 2018-06-18
Time marches on, both for demons and the devils that contain them. At the end of the day, we all grow old….
Faster-Than-Light Prelude 9Volt (author) 2018-06-18
The pale lights reflecting off of Neptune's surface basked the corridors of Orbital Area-11 in an alien hue. N.J. Watts flung herself through the glow as she traversed the corrugated metal passageway,…
Stuck in the Past GrimmCreeper (author) 2018-06-19
“Mr. Krain?” I turned around and stared at an unfamiliar face. This couldn’t be happening; I needed more time. I stole the aluminum foil from the broken cabinet, grabbed the sweater that I repurposed…
Shy Dr Gears (author) 2018-06-20
The sudden jolt of pain was enough to make him think, for a mad second, that he’d somehow jammed his pen through his hand. The boy just barely suppressed a shout, clenching his hand tightly shut and…
Obituary For The Immortal Stallmantic (author) 2018-06-20
Humans were never meant to live as long as O5-13. Turtle is supposed to live this long. I could be a turtle man. A rare smile crept across the usually sullen face of -13. The man nearly attempted to…
Life Lessons, or You Aren't Getting Younger Every Day subtletea (author) 2018-06-21
1st Lesson When you were quite a good deal younger, one of the bluebottle flies which came into the house in the summer and beat themselves against the windows got into your room. You caught it and…
Poem found on a bronze tablet, ca. 300 CE Univine (author) 2018-06-21
Hail, holy Sophia, the messenger divinely-appointed Of bronze, shining beneath virgin oil, God-anointed. In the hand of the Lord you were taken as His lyre, A sacred tool, to awaken in the nations…
DIRECTIVE A-42 Cyantreuse (author) 2018-06-23
DIRECTIVE SUMMARY Per executive order of the O5 COUNCIL, the following operatives are instructed to vacate SITE-42 and relocate to LUNAR AREA-32 by the specified launch date: C-511741 A-18012 B-80923…
This Is A Direct Appeal Sophia Light (author) 2018-06-24
This is an unofficial sequel to Metafiction written by a different author….
About Deer College ch00bakka (author) 2018-06-25
Knorr Hall, Deer's oldest academic building. Founded in 1948 in southeast Three Portlands, Deer College is a coeducational liberal arts and sciences college. Renowned for its groundbreaking…
Awesome Meets an Old Friend CadaverCommander (author) 2018-06-26
There was an impressive boom as Awesome dropped the weight he had been lifting. The audience applauded enthusiastically, as the weight in question was a barbell made of an I-beam with a pickup truck…
Video Killed The Radio Star Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-06-27
we can't rewind we've gone too far A dozen astronomers and physicists seated in folding metal chairs raised their eyebrows in unison. The flat-screen monitor switched from the black and white image…
The Easily Defeated Meets the Completely Harmless explaintheparadox (author) 2018-06-28
Researcher Russell was exhausted. It hadn't just been his job, but also the knowledge that any day now his wife could go into labor. While that wasn't something he dreaded - after all, what was wrong…
Operation Wilhelm kingpogan (author) 2018-06-28
FROM THE DESK OF THE UNITED STATES HIGHER RESEARCH COMMITTEE 02 JUNE 1947 TOP SECRET Director Collins, The USHRC has received your written request in regards to Operation Wilhelm and reviewed it in…
Autonomy, Part I Cyantreuse (author) 2018-06-29
◀ previous A mix of torrential rain and seawater pounds against the deck of The Loose Neutron as Agent Trauss sprints away from the stern railing and into one of the port side doors. He removes his…
How Not To Misappropriate Foundation Resources DrMagnus (author) 2018-06-29
Dr. Ames sat down across from the two Agents dressed in casual clothes. She let the file in her hands slap down on the table, clicking the reading light on. A cursory flip through the pages for…
Old Kansas Sector ~ 13: I Was A Teenage Reality Bender faminepulse (author) 2018-06-30
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 14, August, 2119 AD Paradise, Kansas, USA 3 AM MCD incorporated around the time the Solar Entity was destroyed, almost spontaneously….
Old Kansas Sector ~ 14: Bobble the President faminepulse (author) 2018-06-30
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 14, August, 2119 AD Gersha's Frontal Lobe, EL, Murder Town, Kansas, USA 3 AM, but Evil Bobble cleared his throat and licked his lips,…

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Title Author Created
An O5's Sleepless Night DeathsJailbird (author) 2018-07-06
I open my eyes and look right to see my clock, 2:10 AM. Damnit, looks like I won’t be sleeping any more than this tonight. Throwing the covers to the side, I get up and pour myself a fresh glass of…
Primero De Enero, 1856 Tiefling (author) 2018-07-06
THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT HATH BEEN WITNESSED AS TRUTHFUL BY THE SOCIETY FOR THE RECORDING OF FANTASTIC EVENTS, AND THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED MEXICAN STATES, UNDER OATH TO GOD AND ALL HIS SAINTS, OF…
Log of Anomalous Items, Vol II WrongJohnSilver (author) 2018-07-07
Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity….
Pestilence in the Court of the Hanged King Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-07-07
His book his book why had he given away his book? This one was sick, though he knew not with what. Heaving breast, the spent pleasure of her lovers, eyes unfocused. Something was wrong here,…
And I Think To Myself... DarkStuff (author) 2018-07-09
Swahp. MMmmf Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz Mmm! Swahp. ZZZ Maah! Swhap, whap, plat! Leave me alone you gosh darn stupid bug, let me sleep? Judy, half awake, cracked…
To Never Again See The Light Of Day djkaktus (author) 2018-07-10
To Never Again See The Light Of Day The Department of Abnormalities Prologue A dark, rolling sky coiled above the shoreline as a summer storm marched furiously towards the coast. Rain clouds, full…
My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels DrChandra (author) 2018-07-13
A Vale Of Tears | Dread Circuses Hub | “Now keep your eyes covered, no peeking,” Lolly said as she led a blind Icky through the Circus grounds towards the parking lot. “I’m not peeking, you’re…
NJE-4097 Prototype_Toaster (author) 2018-07-15
Photo of NJE-4097 recovered during Offensive-LBP-0003-009 Designation: Non-Jovian-Entity-4097 Type: Deiridh Security Designations: Due to NJE-4097s repeated heresies to Jovian lifeforms, they are to…
unseen-fetus explaintheparadox (author) 2018-07-16
Claudia groaned one last time before she sighed in content. Her hands smoothly trailed down the sides of her partner, feeling his toned muscles. God, it had been far too long since she had had a good…
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