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February 2018


Title Author Created
No Racing By Horse-Drawn Vehicles Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-02-01
They smoked in the car on the way down. Kit put his feet up on the dash; Dawn playfully batted them off. The radio crackled at them, coming through clear as they tore past a town. “And dance, and…
Rocks And Trees Are Not Good Company Captain Kirby (author) 2018-02-01
Amongst a grove of pine trees somewhere in the Rocky Mountains lay a young woman. Most wouldn’t recognize her as such, since it’s hard to correctly imagine a person from just their skeleton, but she…
Micky D's DrChandra (author) 2018-02-02
“Iris!” Carter hollered from the hallway outside. Iris sighed slightly at the sound of the senior partner's petulant tone. Iris Dark and Ruprecht Carter had never much cared for one another, but as…
This Year Rimple (author) 2018-02-02
December I can't believe you've survived a year in these conditions. Trench muttered, grimacing as he tried to wipe bat shit off his shoulder, only succeeding in smearing it into his overalls. Aries…
An Unusual Incident Toa_Vine (author) 2018-02-03
Robert Baxter was a punctual man. At 9:00 o’clock every morning his butt was in his undersized office chair. At 11:00 he would replenish his coffee. Lunch was at 1:30 sharp, no exceptions. A tuna and…
Two Falls Out Of Three Tiefling (author) 2018-02-03
José Vargas (ring name The Nightwatch) stared, unblinking, at the abruptly terminated video call. Elianna hadn’t even bothered actually pressing the button to hang up, instead physically closing the…
Husk RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-02-04
Foundation Gothic Mister Gregor, do you know why you're here? The wild-eyed man stared into space for a moment, shifting uncomfortably in his straightjacket. His eyes became fixed on a centipede,…
Worse Than Fear Illyrias_Acolyte (author) 2018-02-06
Jo Lowe was not the brightest person at Site 118. She was not the most skilled, or the most punctual, or the most professional. It was usually for one of these reasons, or one of her many other…
Fresh Air RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-02-10
Foundation Gothic A cold wind blew, howling like a lonely wolf on the countryside. Nothing seemed to move, save for the occasional cluster of dead leaves, blown skyward by the rushing wind….
Smarks Tiefling (author) 2018-02-11
Excerpt from comment thread on wrestling-dedicated forum ████.com/r/squaredcircle, under Foundation surveillance for manifestations of discrepancy caused by SCP-3144’s effects, after agent Krosta was…
The Vanishing of Vincent Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-02-11
Vincent Anderson sat motionless in his containment cell at Site-19, his attention focused on the alarm klaxons in the distance. While such sounds were not uncommon, the current alert had been…
ANTI-PUBLIC Interference ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-02-11
FROM: PA-01 (PA01-mail-3754298) TO: PA Mailing List 31 Jul 429 09:00:54 Subject: Memorandum on Jack the Suppressor Good Knowledge, Recently, a proposal was put forward to me by the head of the…
Grim Ihp (author) 2018-02-12
North East Lincolnshire August 9th, 1943 Howard Millpond, head driver of the 592nd Tunneling Company, looked along the road and contained a whimper in the back of his throat. All along the roadside…
Last Mission of Zeus-4 Illyrias_Acolyte (author) 2018-02-13
Recovery Log Transcript Date: ██/██/████ Recovery Team: Mobile Task Force Zeus-4 Dire Thunder Subject: Site-22 Team Lead: Alpha Team Members: Omega, Gamma, Delta Abstract: After Site-22 suffered…
BobbleCon 2018 Tanhony (author) 2018-02-13
Item #: SCP-993 Object Class: Safe Uncontained So, said Rodge, driving a pick into the corpse’s back. What was your favourite episode? Has to be seventy-eight, replied Lindsay, eyes far-off in…
Ave Imperator MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-02-13
Ave Imperator | Public Static Void I can't fucking do this any more, Jon. Jonathan Remes looks at his friend, sprawled out on his desk amid a mountain of paperwork. Several chipped mugs, all…
City of Wonder™ DrChandra (author) 2018-02-14
Dark and Disquieting | Dread Circuses Hub | The Sea Slug and the Showman Icky and Lolly screamed in delight as the Frite Lite Roller Coaster zoomed along its twisted path through Wonder…
What Do You Think Love Feels Like Once You Understand It? Decibelles (author) 2018-02-14
You were never big on dancing, but hobbies have to start somewhere, right? Here I am, practicing valsadão, perfecting the form while I wait for you to wake. Quiet enough for you not to hear me; I know…
Unstylish, Watery Blue ahbonjour (author) 2018-02-14
They first spoke when Anselman came out of his disciplinary hearing. They had seen each other before that, glances stolen in cafeterias and hallways, looks uncompleted, conversations not started. They…
In the Manner of a Bad Apple Pedantique (author) 2018-02-14
Nonstandard Reality Acclimation and Preparedness Final Certification Exam 1. Successfully recognize nonstandard reality environment (NSRE) within 5 minutes of exposure. ● Activation of…
In The Eye Of The Beholders taylor_itkin (author) 2018-02-17
Only one person ever saw Lisa after 2:02 PM on November 27, 1991. The party was mediocre at best. Lisa’s friends had started noticing oddities at 1:53 PM. They told Lisa she had been looking tired,…
SCP-049-D Weryllium (author) 2018-02-17
It was a dark and stormy night. The Site-19 Annual Multidisciplinary Symposium About Research Articles (SAMSARA) was off to an auspicious first day. Site Director Acosta stepped back up to the podium….
I Am Not There, I Did Not Die Taffeta (author) 2018-02-17
I promise he won't feel anything. I've done this tens of times before. Worst-case scenario, what happens to him today would've happened to him in six months. Definitely less painful for him this…
Blame It on the Bloom Boys Karnickel (author) 2018-02-17
The sky was clear, birdsong filled the air, and the sweet scent of meadow blossoms wafted through the lanes of the village of Snuggle Acres. Farmer Goodland stepped out of his cottage and beamed…
Conservation of Bullshit MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-02-17
Urgh. Time travel. Let me tell you about time travel. Doing anything successfully with time travel, my friends, is like finding your way through a mirror maze using trails of breadcrumbs that you have…
Clean Up Act GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-02-17
I got a dollar and a dime, gonna clean up the green slime, dead bodies are a no-no, alarm says I gotta go go sang the translucent and bearded janitor sweeping up gore and blood in some forgotten…
Utter Depravity DrChandra (author) 2018-02-17
The Utterly Bazaar was a very cliche location for a murder. With its foggy haze, cobblestone buildings and spectral flames that vaguely resembled gaslights, one could easily imagine Jack the Ripper…
The Lizard is Dead fieldstone (author) 2018-02-17
The Lizard was dead. SCP-682 lay on its back, black tongue lolling from its jaws. Researchers and administrators stood around, mumbling to each other. One guy was even crying a little. Doctor Blank…
Don't Forget The Dead XilasCrowe (author) 2018-02-17
Haley Lee sat in her office, writing up a report on the latest death that had occurred in Site-27. There wasn't a lot to write. On February 7th, 2018, Eric Bernard, a fellow researcher on Site-27, was…
Flick of the Wrist Decibelles (author) 2018-02-18
It sounds like you didn't pay much attention last time. If you're going to have me repeat my account of the whole incident, it looks like I'll have to tell you what the score was again. Two bodies…
Yellow Plumbers BananaRepublic (author) 2018-02-18
If Special Agent Eleonora Pauline knew she was going to be investigating the murder of her former boss, she'd believe she had taken too much cough medicine the other night. Only when she saw his body,…
Saudade, vol. 1 Kakroom (author) 2018-02-18
He sat up on his bed, rubbing at his eyes as he attempted to banish the pleasant dreams from which he had been so abruptly removed. Terribly sorry, sir, a voice echoed in the dark. Call for you. …
Bag Man Begins LibraZero (author) 2018-02-18
Researcher Matthews was not having a good day. First, it was his alarm going off 10 minutes late, forcing him to rush his carefully prepared morning habits. Then, his car had refused to start, meaning…
Pushing through the market square, so many mothers sighing. News had just come over, we had five years left to cry in. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-02-18
Current Crew: Captain - Chance Sarridge, Doctor - Alexandrea Exendine, Mechanic - Joseph Peck, Pilot - Marjorie Thompson The FSF Delivery weaved through the planetary debris field in Marjorie's…
A Normal, Daily Routine Dr Samuel Harsen (author) 2018-02-18
“Start it up.” As David McConnell woke up his head surged. The feeling surprised him at first because, unlike the usual migraine he would get in the morning, this made him feel woozy enough to almost…
Burial Rites PersonMcName (author) 2018-02-18
Dr. Morrissey It was Halloween night. No one wanted to be here, but it was almost mandatory. Dr. Morrissey unscrewed the top of his stainless flask, only to find the entire container empty. He looked…
The Suicide Of Dr. F████████ toadking07 (author) 2018-02-18
Tab 01 Tab 02 Tab 03 Tab 04 Tab 05 Tab 06 Tab 07 Tab 08 Tab 09 Tab 10 Tab 11 Tab 12 Tab 13 Tab 14 Tab 15 Tab 16 Tab 17 Tab 18 Tab 19 Tab 20 Tab 21 Tab 22 Tab 23 Tab 24 Tab 25 Tab 26 Tab 27 Tab 28 Tab…
Who Killed Head Researcher Jamison? Baronjoe (author) 2018-02-18
The site security teams stand side-by-side another in a straight line near the front gates of Site 87, the scorching sun reflecting off their helmets. Randal, the Chief of Security of Site 87, exits…
Cleaner DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-02-18
Date was… Dunno, January, '05. Location's some nowhere town's edge in New York. Time around 6 o'clock A.M. Officer was writing up a ticket for the sixth illegally parked car in a row when they noticed…
That Ocean Scent Piller (author) 2018-02-18
I laid down on my comfortable mattress with an incurable headache and a need for sleep. Yes, I may have slept for seventeen hours, but that doesn't matter. I still have a need for sleep. I'm tired. I…
Containment's A Beach Captain Kirby (author) 2018-02-18
Charles Panthe looked over the Site-78 proposal one more time. All the paperwork was in order. It had all the right signatures (except for his). Hell, the proposal almost made it sound stupid that the…
Dr. Keith Partridge and the Strawberry Banana Smoothie of DOOM! Ihp (author) 2018-02-18
July 5th, 2017 Independence Day, in Sloth's Pit, was a cause for confusion, and often mourning. The courthouse had caught fire once again, and nobody could enter town hall due to the volume of The…
The Night Beach Tanhony (author) 2018-02-18
Let us be in agreement then. Our organization will be the foundation for humanity's survival in the coming century, and will be named as such. O5-1 took a sip of his drink. Orange juice it was a…
Vacation Opportunity not_a_seagull (author) 2018-02-18
Document 2217-#4532 Foreword: The following advertisement was aired on several television channels on ██/██/████. None of the channel managers could explain the presence of this advertisement. VIDEO…
Found in the Journal of a Lost Naturalist Karnickel (author) 2018-02-18
There clinging amongst the towering green Where humming the birds had gifted their seed Clad in rainbow hues of effortless bloom There our prize did shine forth beneath the moon From far had we come…
Sands Of Time BananaRepublic (author) 2018-02-19
The person formerly known as Dr. Amanda Richards walked across her little secluded section of the beach, allowing her feet to feel every inch of the sand, letting it seep in between her toes. She…
Now I'm Here Decibelles (author) 2018-02-19
This is the second part of the Misfire series. First part can be found here. « Flick of the Wrist | Now I'm Here | Stone Cold Crazy » Hub So let's see, if I start back a couple weeks ago, that…
Fish Are Friends, Not Clowns GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-02-19
The tall and imposing captain of the ship was smoking a pipe and checking the map with immense satisfaction inside his great cabin. He was surrounded by well-protected relics and trinkets from…
Minutes of the 383rd General Meeting of the Coharmonius Pelagic Society, Concerning an Unexpected Pugilistic Threat Quantum Physician (author) 2018-02-19
The following is a transcription of minutes from the 383rd general meeting of the Coharmonius Pelagic Society. Some details of these minutes may be inaccurate, due to the fact that sound is bubbly and…
Training Day Kakroom (author) 2018-02-19
A story. A man on his deathbed gathers up his friends. They have all served him well and justly, and it's time to divvy up the legacy of a life well lived. He takes the wisest among them, and provides…
Roller DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-02-19
The car sat just outside a warehouse pop-up art house at twilight. Windows up. Engine dead. Vents, shut. In the driver's seat, a crack as the air heats to plasma, as a spark erupts from a finger….
Ramah Weryllium (author) 2018-02-19
The sun prepares its farewell to the darkening sky. A young mother wanders. She has borne her first children under a shining sun. She walks to get all the things they will ever need. She is oblivious…
Magnum Opus; or, A Diatribe In Defence Of Cliche MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-02-19
It was a dark and stormy night, and two men sat in a cave. They stared deep into the fire, listening to the torrents of water that crashed through the undergrowth outside. Finally, one spoke to the…
Tension lavenderbloodstains (author) 2018-02-19
Why do you create art? The man sitting across the table blinked his eyes, nervously adjusting his fedora. He nervously sipped his coffee, sugar-filled and stuffed with cream, and nervously patted…
SomethingK-class Scenario, I guess Karnickel (author) 2018-02-19
They say that the way That the world will end Is not with a bang, but a whimper Or perhaps in frost Or perhaps in flame Or in some madman’s fit of temper What they don't understand Is that endings are…
A Foul Storm in a Fair Land DrChandra (author) 2018-02-19
It wasn’t supposed to storm in Hy-Brasil. Hy-Brasil was a fairy country, a country of eternal spring. When it did rain, it was warm and gentle and the fair folk would joyously dance skyclad in it….
Hotline: Eventide Ihp (author) 2018-02-19
While Sloth's Pit is one of the more animated Nexuses in the United States, greatly distorting the Anomaly Occurrence Value of the entire Midwest, Wisconsin is only the second-most anomalous state….
Rainier Night stormbreath (author) 2018-02-19
It was raining hard out by Site 84, a torrential downpour. It always seemed to rain out by Mount Rainier and in the Pacific Northwest, but it was especially bad tonight. The radio had crackled earlier…
Hop On Hop Off GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-02-19
It was a dark and stormy night in the Last City. The poor gas lighting flickered and sputtered in the cold, merciless wind. Misshapen constructions leaned into each other and threatened to fall apart…
In Fear PersonMcName (author) 2018-02-20
SCP-2006 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2006 is to be contained at Site 118 in an airtight containment cell. SCP-2006 must be constantly monitored for changes in form, which…
Mamba's Four-Finger-Death-Punch Piller (author) 2018-02-20
The entirety of PHYSICS Strike Team 9998, codename Bad Company, stood inside of the chassis hangar. Through the windows that were leveled high above the ground, a flash of lightning could be seen…
1,001 Dark and Stormy Nights fieldstone (author) 2018-02-20
THE TALE OF THE RESEARCHER AND THE MINOTAUR SCP-1893 had breached. Whether it had dragged them all into its narrative or somehow broken out into their own, the Minotaur walked among them. Doctor…
The Shape of Water is Humanoid not_a_seagull (author) 2018-02-20
It was a dark and stormy night at the lake. Not a soul stirred; all the lakeside cabins were either abandoned for the winter or their occupants were fast asleep. The vermin of the lake were all hiding…
Another Rainy Day Moohab (author) 2018-02-20
The sound of heavy rain pattered on the roof of the small bar where Toby sat, finishing his drink alone. The bar was empty aside from Toby and a few old men sitting a bit ways down from him. They…
Stormmaster GrimmCreeper (author) 2018-02-20
He was a dark and stormy knight. Stormmaster, as no one but he called himself. Today was the day of the Grand Melee, which meant today was the day Stormmaster would make his name known. He donned his…
Stone Cold Crazy Decibelles (author) 2018-02-20
This is the finale of the Misfire series. First part can be found here. « Now I'm Here | Stone Cold Crazy | From all this gloom, life can start anew. » Hub There's only two other points I can…
Crier DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-02-20
It still rains in the sites, y'know? Sure, it ain't the usual. The lightning always strikes warehouse five. The rain never really seems to hit'cha. But it still pours, it still thunders, it still…
A Place To Call Your Home TheBillith (author) 2018-02-20
It would be many, many years from now that Altruist-9 would finally make contact with EE-00059's location, which would appear, initially, to be a large waste of a trip. The Altruist-9 sat within the…
The Kids Aren't All Right Roget (author) 2018-02-20
It's not dangerous to spend time outside in the summer. Clouds are always leering from the edge of the sky. Don't look at them. The sundown pond is so clean and white. The light slides cleanly across…
Descent Bryx (author) 2018-02-21
I haven’t always been special. I trained for it. I trained for years, following Them, studying Them from as close as I could safely get, learning what made Them tick even as the sight of those…
Hands Under the Water Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-02-21
It was calm, it was cold, it was reflective – and it was perfect. Kit took a deep breath and then dived into the semi-clear water of the river, breaking through the surface. Dead reeds and grass…
An Alchemist Goes To War DrMagnus (author) 2018-02-21
JAN 1 2018 01:17:33 AM UTC, Toronto, Canada Ruslav Diaghilev took a deep breath, and closed his eyes, listening to the sounds of the universe around him. That, and the chatter of the radios on his…
The William Penn Iteration LordStonefish (author) 2018-02-22
Image taken of sky during containment by Researcher Talloran of both the users of /r/SCP_3999 and noted American fiction author Flannery O'Connor. All rights reserved Frank Talloran was dying. He…
Non-Volatile Memory Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-02-23
When Vincent Anderson regained control of his motor functions, he found himself sitting on an overstuffed armchair in a secluded alcove of the Wanderer's Library. Tall shelves towered over him, each…
The Revolution Will Be Televised Tanhony (author) 2018-02-23
Previously… In a land that had once known nothing but war, a king spoke with his adviser. The king was a peacemaker and the adviser a warmonger. The adviser had served the king's father, and his…
The End Has No End TyGently (author) 2018-02-25
It is very difficult to bandage a wound that is spitting flames….
All Words Are Lies TheBillith (author) 2018-02-26
All words are lies, little fabrications we weave into tales that give us hope and make us feel complete. Parents tell their children lies to shield them from an ugly world and those kids tell lies to…
Nx-03 stormbreath (author) 2018-02-26
Canon Hub » War On All Fronts - Hub » Nx-03 Nx-03 is an island approximately 100 kilometers west of Ireland, referred to as Hy-Brasil in civilian folklore. &…
Thousand-Tooth Rat Trap Pedantique (author) 2018-02-27
LEVEL-3TITAN STAR QUIXOTIC/MOONDROP INNATEOPDIR IMMEDIATE CEASE ALL RECEIVE PRIORITY ORDER ISSUE VERIFIED: OPCOM NEW OVERSEER COUNCIL IN EFFECT DETAIN ALL FORMER OVERSEERS TREAT AS ANOMALOUS /…

March 2018


Title Author Created
The Taste of Leaves Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-03-02
I did knock. I don’t know why. There was no reply so I slid the key into the lock and pushed the door open. I could hear my heart in my ears. “End of life plans.” It rang in my head. Closing your…
Nameless Bodies, in Unremembered Rooms Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-03-04
Threat Assessment 3033 Official Unit Name: Mike Squad Affiliation: Chaos Insurgency Type: Shock Infantry Threat Level: Orange Composition: Up to 30 instances per one controller, deployed in…
The Sea Slug and the Showman DrChandra (author) 2018-03-05
City of Wonder™ | Dread Circuses Hub | Freaks, Friends and Fiends “Why are all the halls robin-egg blue in this place?” Spratz asked as he and his siblings were rolled down the halls of…
For the RE-PUBLIC ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-03-05
Kalefheit, a city of opulent splendor and obscene poverty. Kalefheit, the place where fortunes came and went as quickly as the sunset. Kalefheit, the beating, chaotic heart of the New World that had…
In the Trenches with the Dead sirpudding (author) 2018-03-06
If you can read this, you are already dead. 2.10 Five Dogmas of Defense: The Identity Warrior must depend on five key elements of identity for defense in IWT, as well as for long-term survival. We…
Foundation Missed Connections toadking07 (author) 2018-03-09
☮ Foundation ▼ Foundation-AU ▼ All Sites ▼ Site-42 ▼ Personnel ▼ Class E ▼ Missed Connections ▼ Approved Romance ▼ search missed connections __…
Homaquis not_a_seagull (author) 2018-03-15
The moonlight made the clear pond dazzle on a cloudless night in Florida. The pond smelled of mildew, compost, and the fresh metal of the newly installed fence surrounding the lake. Sarah stood behind…
Salt the Slug, Sheepdog Pedantique (author) 2018-03-16
SITE-12 DEEP STORAGE PROTOCOL Removing Items from Storage ● Items are to be removed only with plurality consent of the Overseer Council. ● Items are to be removed only under the supervision…
Prologue: Recruiting Stallmantic (author) 2018-03-18
A dreamless night is not a happy night for an aspiring member of the Fifth Church. Louis Anna is startled from his slumber by a loud rap at the door. Slowly peeling his face from his table, he…
The Best Laid Plans Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-03-21
Despite its confined spaces and crowded plazas, the Wanderer's Library offered plenty of locations where one could perform complex Data Transmutation experiments away from prying eyes. In this case,…
Freaks, Friends and Fiends DrChandra (author) 2018-03-22
The Sea Slug and the Showman | Dread Circuses Hub | Let’s Get this Show on the Road! “Okay, one more time; what’s the difference between magic and alchemy?” Victor asked as he examined the show…
Restless Dreams RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-03-22
It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. This is hardly the time for Star Wars, dearest. Paige Turner shivered, letting loose a discomforting…
One Trick Ponies ratsy (author) 2018-03-24
MTF-Lambda-9, later known as the Foundation Animal Assets Division, was established in 1924, reached peak performance in 1946, and has been significantly downsized since. As dissolution of the…
Joey Fucknuts Builds a Flying Machine CadaverCommander (author) 2018-03-24
Joey Fucknuts lit three cigarettes and looked up at the hot blue sky, wondering what was actually up there. It made sense to him that there had to be something up there that he couldn't see. The sky…
Fire and Brimstone Slothdude (author) 2018-03-25
The Lock was opened and with it the World Enders awoke, each bringing their own Armageddon with them. Some desired to cleanse the world in fire, a few with ice, others in darkness, but all endings…
Abject Blue Insomnia Pedantique (author) 2018-03-26
SCP-3985-7 Vocalization Log (2072) JAN 14 -    (00:51) Sixteen (suns/sons) (01:52) Burning (14:11) To see through FEB 26 -    (12:36) [Unintelligible]    …
Ash and Maple ~ Part 1 SifSeeker (author) 2018-03-27
Bryan's skin buzzed with magic, but his legs ached from days of hiking. Weeks of sitting in the forest hadn't prepared him for the miles of hiking up and down mountains. He had worked till his hands…
Items Seized, March 2022, Site-42 Sapient Object Containment Cyantreuse (author) 2018-03-27
Text: I hate your policies BUT this place is cleaner than any hospital or prison I've seen and that's my only frame of reference for whatever this type of place is, so thanks for that part I guess….
Worth a Shot ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-03-28
It was March 6th, and New York was still. Doctor Selvece fished a lighter and a pack of cigarettes out of his backpack and stared at the dead shell of Midtown Manhattan. Corpses lined every street, as…
Kit Always Used to Think She Was Cool Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-03-28
Kit told the story the same, every time he told the story, every time he thought about her. He heard the click of heels in his head, determinedly strutting on the linoleum of the school corridors….
Breaking Dawn Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-03-29
“Dawn… you’ll never be alone in this world.” Kit’s words flittered around her head, above a dull headache and a noise of rushing water. Time flashed by - a vague memory of meeting in a graveyard,…

April 2018


Title Author Created
Interviews with Prospective Groups of Interest MrWrong (author) 2018-04-01
WANTED: GROUP OF INTEREST A hero is only as good as the villain. The SCP Foundation is looking for prospective Groups of Interest, which can attempt to oppose the SCP Foundation and emphasise the…
The Warrior And The... Clown? DrChandra (author) 2018-04-01
All of Site 25b was flooded with seawater, polluted by lifeless bodies, all of its personnel lost in a desperate attempt to keep SCP-076-2 from breaching containment. Their sacrifice was for nought…
A Thin Dangerous Line sirpudding (author) 2018-04-02
This is a thin dangerous line. To die without gaining one's aim is a dog's death and fanaticism. But there is no shame in this. This is the substance of the Way of the Samurai. Yamamoto Tsunetomo,…
Anima Ex Machina djkaktus (author) 2018-04-03
In the darkness of his unmoving mind, a servo stirred in Cron Apostolou's head. Just the one, though, and just enough to keep the basic functions working. He saw nothing - not since the moment his…
Everybody Needs Somebody ratsy (author) 2018-04-03
« One Trick Ponies MTF-Lambda-9, later known as the Foundation Animal Assets Division, was established in 1924, reached peak performance in 1946, and has been significantly downsized since. As…
Table Salt Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-04-04
Our relationship had always been a rather explosive affair. In the afterglow, after the sex, after the fight, after the blows exchanged, after the painful words, after coming home, after everything…
Atzak III djkaktus (author) 2018-04-04
Not all who have died- have stopped breathing. ATZAK PART THREE The phone in David Bell's office rang four times before it was answered, knocked to the floor though it was by the…
Volatile Memory Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-04-05
Assistant Director of Task Forces Clarissa Shaw sighed and removed her glasses. Closing her eyes, she rubbed the bridge of her nose. The image of Vincent Anderson screaming bloody murder while being…
This is Where it Begins Salems (author) 2018-04-05
The train cried one last time. A final decree, if you dare this path, this is your final chance. Now or Never …
August 19, 2035 Toa_Vine (author) 2018-04-06
You'll never catch me! Lebanon leaped from her spot on the roof, screaming as she did. Behind her, Hamilton and Xavier scrambled to keep up. She fell downward, arms outstretched. Her scream turned…
Ash and Maple ~ Part 2 SifSeeker (author) 2018-04-08
Alone. The dryad was alone. The secret language of the dryads didn't even have a word for being alone. Being a dryad meant being interconnected with every other dryad in the Grove. It meant a hundred…
Numbers, Like Stories, Never Die Captain Kirby (author) 2018-04-08
Do as you are told. Curfew is 8:00pm. You cannot use your real name. Of the three rules D-11424 was told before her induction as D-Class, the last one stuck with her the most. Even at the old…
Updated Amnestics Guide DrChandra (author) 2018-04-09
Proposal for the Classification of Synthetic, Non-Anomalous Amnestic Agents Foreword Both the Foundation and its predecessor organizations have relied on memory affecting agents in order to expunge…
The Doom Of All Frogs Roget (author) 2018-04-11
Researcher Rasmusen was dying. This wasn't an unusual state of affairs. Between the downturns of coffee addiction, sleep deprivation, the general aches pains three concussions gives a person, slow…
Sex, Drugs, Money Cyantreuse (author) 2018-04-14
Only a few years into the mess of destructive publicity that took the extralegal SCP Foundation by storm, it's clear that their old motif of secrets and lies isn't holding up to the test of the public…
Second Date thefriendlyvandal (author) 2018-04-17
“Okay, listen,” says Kondraki from inside the bathroom door, “I just want you to understand that this is not my proudest moment.” It’s hemorrhoids, thinks Alto Clef from where he’s standing outside…
Traffic Resumes ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-04-17
So, have you got everything down? The previous crew should be arriving in half an hour. I think so. Man, this is the strangest assignment I've ever been on. Yeah, 2771 duty is memorable, if…
April 9th, 2690 J E S T E R (author) 2018-04-18
System. The Fifth Church started a pilgrimage directly into the Sun, and the Solar Occult Coalition is currently attempting to eliminate the Crab Pulsar. The primary cause behind this interstellar…
So You Can Live In The Light Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-04-18
Dear Ms. Jacobs, It is with the deepest regret that I write to you today. Your son, Mickey, has been killed in action in the course of his duties under my command. The loss of a child is difficult for…
Do Not Collect $200 SeptemberJackal (author) 2018-04-20
Hello! Enter your login information for Foundation WebNET. │ /serv IDENTIFY PIETROVITCH-W │ ++ Accessing user (100%) │ ++ Please enter password: │ /password skipsecurity231225 │ ++ Welcome,…
On The Road Again Stallmantic (author) 2018-04-20
Two stolen wheels and five days preparation (for good luck), and they're off. The five men in a beat up RV barrel down the road at fifty miles per hour, at the request of Father Anna. Brother Perkins…
Programmed to Receive Jim North (author) 2018-04-25
Janice sighed as she settled back into the seat of her rental car. Behind closed eyelids, she wearily tried to wipe everything about the past several hours from her memory but found that the attempt…
End of Line Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-04-26
Glad to see everyone here. For those of you who don't know me, I am MTF Commander Jessie Merlo of Gamma-13. This is Commander Damion Creed of Tau-51. Those of you from Mu-13, welcome. Let's get…
Consent Form 3436-A scpcrnp (author) 2018-04-26
I was one of them wives to never know what my husband did for a living. He worked for the US government I reckon, on some very private matters to be sure. It bothered me, but he never got sore when I…
Mobile Task Furries Dog Teeth (author) 2018-04-28
It's twelve A.M., and we're the guys they called to take down an anomalous furry. I've seen people and I've seen monsters. Sometimes, the monsters are more human than the people. This guy, the one…
Do You Wish You Could Disappear? Cyantreuse (author) 2018-04-28
June 1 Ɩ ǝunſ Date: June 1 20██ 09:15 From: Eric Radford (of.pcs.nimda|drofdare#of.pcs.nimda|drofdare) To: Southeastern Region Requisitions Department (group:…
Gor'dun the Consumer kingpogan (author) 2018-04-29
Gor'dun the Consumer sat upon his throne in the Dark Quadrant of the Andromeda Galaxy, shifting his weight to rest his head on his fist. His cosmic, almost impossibly dark face twitched in anguish as…

May 2018


Title Author Created
Let's Get this Show on the Road! RecursiveRecursion (author) 2018-05-01
Freaks, Friends, and Fiends| Dread Circuses Hub | A Circus Come To Not In a quiet corner just outside the universe, bookshelves stretched to the heavens. Line upon line of them continued onward…
A Circus Come To Not DrChandra (author) 2018-05-01
Let's Get This Show On The Road!| Dread Circuses Hub | Undead, Insane and Fully Loaded “Pius, how do you keep getting us into these messes?” Eugene asked as he lurched over the side of the…
Joey Fucknuts Takes to the Skies CadaverCommander (author) 2018-05-03
clang Clang CLANG CLANG. The sound of metal pealed like church bells throughout the small town of Vulture Gulch. This wasn't terribly unusual. Metal was altered and molded and beaten to form night and…
Radical Acceptance daveyoufool (author) 2018-05-03
I thought I'd seen everything, but it was a goddamn Muppet that broke me. I was the site director of Base-19.1 I thought my senses were completely dulled by some of the ultra-violence I'd seen in over…
Found in the Cell of the Condemned Prisoner Karnickel (author) 2018-05-03
Young ladies wore gowns and flowers in bloom Young gentlemen preened and wandered the room Anxiously waiting for her to arrive With the crowd we thought we’d never be missed Two fools engaging in a…
Silence Is Not a Valid Answer Toa_Vine (author) 2018-05-03
D-4413 sat in the empty waiting room. At his side were numerous periodicals and magazines, none of which interested him. He gave occasional glances to the secretary, but would always lower his head…
Ra'ash The Cosmic Hound kingpogan (author) 2018-05-04
Agent Hawthorne awoke to the sounds of chaos and death. He had heard them before. Afghanistan. Iraq. Places and moments he had desperately tried to purge from his memory, yet always crept their way…
The Real Adventures in Capitalism Djoric (author) 2018-05-07
“The Real Adventures in Capitalism” is a memetic condition consisting of spontaneously-occurring false memories of an animated television show of the same name. These memories are fragmentary, but…
Giving Up ObserverSeptember (author) 2018-05-07
Howard was dead. Pamela had known it would happen sooner or later - it was why her mother had disapproved of her getting involved with him, and it seemed she had been proven right. Even as the…
Don't Get Used To It Captain Kirby (author) 2018-05-07
One-year-youngs don't understand hate. Don't get malice or violence. Evil won't be part of their vocabulary for another two years or so. They just see what's around them, and they take it in….
I Wish You Were Here Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-05-08
The hand prints were on the wall, still. Marks of his history. A him who could have been. Kit paused to press his hand against the evidence of a life, lived. The teddy bear looked on grimly, from the…
The Flower Of Battle DrMagnus (author) 2018-05-09
It started with a call. Area 25b is on fire. We're bringing you in. Captain Giancarlo De Luca took a deep breath, and rolled his shoulders, easing the tension out of his stiff joints. He set down…
I Wish You Weren't Here Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-05-10
Kit Left Us Hanging Gabriel was not exactly a novice when it came to Kit’s suicide attempts. He tried to believe that this change in behaviour couldn’t possibly be due to the over-exposure to…
You Can Leave Your Friends Behind Mortos (author) 2018-05-11
SCP-3688 | Your Friends Don't Dance Kayleigh MacMallan felt the bullet tear through the side of her head as her vision cut out and she collapsed to the ground. Two of her duplicates stumbled and…
Everyone Wears a Mask Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-05-15
The doctor sat in his chamber, reclined on a comfortable mattress. Head propped on a stack of sad deflated pillows, the sterile white linens were still tucked neatly in beneath him. He held his…
Undead, Insane and Fully Loaded DrChandra (author) 2018-05-16
A Circus Come To Not | Dread Circuses Hub | “Now we take both long balloons, tie them together like so, and… tada!” Lolly proudly presented the balloon butterfly to the small group of children…
Boiled, Scrambled, and Fried TheWydness (author) 2018-05-17
SCP-049 was sick. For the first time in its stay at the Foundation, there was something clearly wrong with it. Over the security cameras, it had been observed holding its stomach and moaning, limping…
Solace Arclapse (author) 2018-05-17
I restlessly tapped my desk as I watched the clock in my office. It slowly, agonizingly marched forward with a constant rhythm that only served to accentuate the emptiness of the room. Save the…
Foundation Patent/Intellectual Property Policy scpcrnp (author) 2018-05-17
Administrative Department A304. Patent/Intellectual Property Policy I. Purpose In lieu of far-reaching research across select sites of the SCP Foundation (hereinafter referred to as The…
In The Clutches Of Life Captain Kirby (author) 2018-05-18
A woman watched her father's chest rise and fall from the chair next to his hospital bed. The heartbeat monitor beeped in time with the song she listened to through her headphones. She wished she…
Join the Flock not_a_seagull (author) 2018-05-19
ANALYSIS OF ANOMALY We have analyzed the interviews with subjects that come out of SCP-3662. Though all of their experiences vary wildly, there has been an interesting constant. All subjects have…
Excerpt from The Astrolabe Institute Journal LordStonefish (author) 2018-05-20
Call (814)-555-3346 THE ASTROLABE INSTITUTE This Document is Publicly Available Product of the Astrolabe Institute, a scientist-run Public Media Containment Company dedicated to Containment of…
Third Date DrClef (author) 2018-05-21
There's a bottle on his penis? There's a bottle on his penis, Clef confirmed. The voice on the other end of the line was silent. Then, with a low exasperated sigh, it asked the one question that…
The Martini Police Taffeta (author) 2018-05-21
Where does an Overseer even live? It's a good question, and one each member of the Council answers in their own way. Most of them opt for the classics: bunkers beneath half a kilometer of bedrock;…
The Shape of a Gun CadaverCommander (author) 2018-05-22
Monica Pinkston hefted her 150-pound rotary-fire grenade cannon over her shoulder and sighed, surveying the smoldering wreckage of the building in which she had been imprisoned less than an hour ago….
No Dating At Work TroyL (author) 2018-05-22
The cold, unforgiving silence that always filled the auditorium at Site 19, regardless of the number of people present, was broken only by the soft click of dress shoes moving across the stage. An…
Sandman Kaether (author) 2018-05-22
Logs flagged in ███ █████ room. Logs for May 21st 2018 through May 22nd 2018 recovered. …
Coffee Date Aggressive Pepsi (author) 2018-05-22
Kondraki was mortified. Bad enough that his one off impulsive decision ended in disaster (again, as usual), worse was the fact that everyone had to know about it. And know about it with visual aids….
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