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A Pound Of Flesh, A Piece Of Meat DrChandra (author) 2018-08-01
Carter shrieked as he was pushed through the door of the antique elevator, through a Way into the lobby of Darke’s sanctum. He threw out his hands to break his fall against the pale marble floor….
Insomnia (account deleted) 2018-08-01
Dreams are an unusual sort of phenomenon. One usually discounts them as a subconscious effect of the mind, and various psychologists have several valid explanations for where they come from. It's…
The Great Gig In The Sky The Great Hippo (author) 2018-08-02
Previous: Time (Reprise) Six subjects float in darkness, suspended in water; their unblinking eyes and intubated mouths are obscured beneath featureless black hoods. They are arranged in a…
I Am Wonderful Captain Kirby (author) 2018-08-03
"Why yes, of course the stuffed animals give hugs!" "Not all chocolate compliments you as you eat it!" "They’ll call it the best Christmas ever!" "That’s a Wondertainment guarantee." "Cut!" Lights…
Dog Man Dr Gears (author) 2018-08-04
I am a coward and all I can really do is apologize for it. For what it’s worth, I do feel bad and I know I should have handled it differently, but I was scared. Short background: I’m middle-aged,…
Cured Hams Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-08-04
The containment breach siren blared loudly across Site-19, with Mobile Task Forces scrambling about the building. Something was loose in the upper levels, so The Old Man had decided to ask the…
I Dreamed a Dream Elogee FishTruck (author) 2018-08-04
"And that's how I single-handedly defeated and destroyed the large, lengthy, luminescent Moon Lizard using the sacred Moon Saber!" proclaimed Moon Champion, who had just finished an awfully long…
Tim Wilson's Close Shave Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-08-04
A dried twig snapped in half under the weight of Tim Wilson's boot, filling the otherwise silent backwater woods of Clackamas County with sound. The nature enthusiast paused for a moment, removing…
Us and Them The Great Hippo (author) 2018-08-05
Previous: The Great Gig in the Sky A thick coat of morning mist drifts across the pond's surface, lazily stretching its way from one shore to the other. The rising sunlight blazes through it,…
Working Man Baronjoe (author) 2018-08-06
I walked down a rusted staircase to a hallway ending at a metal door. The flickering ceiling lights illuminated its small keyhole. It was quiet, except for the sound of dripping water and the…
Afterlife AFX Neuromancer (author) 2018-08-06
Nathan can't remember his own face. It's been altered so many times that his reflection is a stranger. He knows from early photographs what he's supposed to look like, but no longer self-identifies…
The Bowels of History faminepulse (author) 2018-08-07
1 The Bowels of History Hide The intestine of history leads to the bowels of history. When matter is impacted, surgical tools are used to physically remove matter. Time doesn't exist. The annals…
Most Beautiful Things TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-08-09
Stories are a thing of great power. What is history if not a type of story, told by those who prevailed? What power is there in knowing nothing of where your people began? Our memories are long, our…
Looking Ahead Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-08-09
An old man sat at his desk. The beeping and buzzing of the lab in the adjoining room produced a repetitive tune. He looked at the pictures on his desk. A melancholy smile crept on his lips. "Hey,…
Ämärangnä Language (Adytite) (account deleted) 2018-08-09
Introduction Native to Russia Region Minusinsk Hollow, Tyva Republic Ethnicity 20 Yeniseian Ämärang, 14 Sayan Ämärang, 13 Altay Ämärang (2009 census)1 Language family Uralic Early forms…
Believe in Giants GibberingEloquence (author)
CephalopodStevenson (author)
2018-08-11
Hello, my name is Alice, and I believe in giants. Old Ms. Susan says it’s an overactive imagination, so does Mr. Scott, but they knew the same things I did once. As they did with the giants, before…
Petrified LordStonefish (author)
Michele Gray does not match any existing user name (author)
2018-08-11
You know how some places just have feelings attached to them? Like, emotions associated with the actual physical location. Like whatever transpires in a place influences its aura. To start with,…
Parasport Dossier: Parasport Drag Racing Jack Ike (author) 2018-08-11
PARASPORT DOSSIER Parasport Drag Racing Overview APDRA Parasport Drag Racing Groups of Interest Operation GLEIPNIR Footnotes OVERVIEW OF PARASPORT DRAG RACING Parasport drag racing is…
Money The Great Hippo (author) 2018-08-11
Previous: Us and Them FROM: ID# ERROR <435eA1osTP.Kked1ukm4J|jjOtZ1q9nu#435eA1osTP.Kked1ukm4J|jjOtZ1q9nu> TO: Robert Malthus <noitadnuof.pcs|suhtlamr#noitadnuof.pcs|suhtlamr> SUBJECT: RE: Mendel…
Waiting in the Sky Elogee FishTruck (author) 2018-08-11
Moon Champion hardly had a moment to check his visor before he abandoned his squishy friend in search of the old man he had seen in a dream. The old man's instructions were cryptic, but Moon…
Slice of Life DrChandra (author) 2018-08-12
“Hello, and welcome to Spicy Crust Pizzeria. How can I help you to… oh shit.” Tyrone, formerly D-23545, was rendered speechless by the sight of the ageing, ragged man standing across the counter…
Unstoppable Jim North (author) 2018-08-13
D-2172 squinted one eye and then the other, trying to figure out which one had the least amount of sleep gunk stuck in the corners. When she finally decided it was the right, she rubbed a fist into…
Back in Habit DarkStuff (author) 2018-08-13
"Hey, are you awake right now?" "I don't think you're awake yet, but if you can hear me, you've lost a lot of blood." "I know…" "Oh, you are awake!" "I got shot in the foot…" "Uh… no, you got…
Blessed Harvest Nequin Tis (author) 2018-08-14
"Shuren! The kids say they'll be here in a small hour!" "Ou! I'm almost finished here!" Shuren went back to his harvesting, steady and firm as he had always been. He thought of topics to discuss…
SCP-4000 PeppersGhost (author) 2018-08-15
REQUEST="4000_Additional_Documentation" … … … [ACCESS: DENIED] … … … REQUEST="4000_Additional_Documentation" CREDENTIALS="SCP-4000/noredirect/true" … … … [ACCESS: GRANTED] [Clever, clever.]…
Seven Days With Mr. Fish Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-08-16
MONDAY, 2:32 PM, CONTAINMENT CELL 527 A knock on the containment chamber door alerted Mr. Fish that his quarters were next to be cleaned. He sat up on his bed and set down his newspaper, ready…
Lest We Forget Maxonymous (author) 2018-08-16
The alarm went off. Patterson’s eyes flashed open and he stared at the stained ceiling. He slowly propped himself up on his cot and looked at the clock, which was in the shape of a cartoon pink…
Cack Hard 2: Revengeance: Reloaded Gabriel Jade (author)
Uncle Nicolini (author)
2018-08-17
The villain, who shall remain nameless, stalked and skulked about Site 109. He didn't know where the cameras saw, but it made no difference, he avoided them nonetheless. His timing, though…
Surprise, Happy Birthday! And here we are... Dexanote (author) 2018-08-18
… It’s you. I should be less surprised. We knew you would return, didn’t we? The one who returns. That’s you. You’ll always come back for them, won’t you? For the stories. Have you heard the tale…
The Last Meeting Ekronak (author) 2018-08-19
November 19, 2117 Anchorage, Alaska The cold winter air seemed to bite at the man's frayed parka, the strong drafts howling through his ears as he irritably pulled his leather hood up with his…
Pepper's Lament DarkStuff (author) 2018-08-19
The Hall of Humans Extraordinaire was gloomy with the light of dawn, and dusty from the foot traffic of the day prior. Today, the Circus would be quiet and contemplative. Their stay at this…
Integrity Eskobar (author) 2018-08-22
David drew a cup of water from the cooler. Room-temperature, as always. "Holy shit," a voice said. Dr. Aktus slapped David on the shoulder as he walked around. "David? Jesus, man, what are you doing…
Excerpts From "How To Survive When Reality Doesn't", by Alto Clef DrChandra (author) 2018-08-23
So do I just start speaking or – Oh yeah, I see the text on the screen. Delete last sentence. Crap. Okay, I’ll just dictate now and edit it later. Aloha Foundation Staff, new and old alike. To…
A Failed Two Weeks Notice Captain Kirby (author) 2018-08-27
Alright. It's time. In ten minutes I'll no longer be a researcher at the Foundation. Is what Dr. Menard thought to himself as he walked toward his monthly status meeting with his boss. He held a…
Inside The Wall taylor_itkin (author) 2018-08-28
There is a girl who lives inside of my wall. She is shorter than me and has long black hair. Sometimes she likes to stand on things to pretend that she is taller than me. I like being taller, but it…
It's the End of the World as You Know It (And I Feel Fine) The Great Hippo (author) 2018-08-28
"Who are you and how did you get down here?" Three pistols target Adelaide's vital points. The OEI agent lifts her arms and shows the Foundation agents her empty hands. "So, this is going to sound…
Souls & Somas DarkStuff (author) 2018-08-28
The sun was setting, the crowds were gawking, the owls were perching, and the Circus was bustling! However, with the day's main performances coming to an end, patrons were encouraged to…
Let Her Heart DEET Once More OthellotheCat (author) 2018-08-29
The doctor was growing frustrated. How long had it been since his last surgery? A month? A year? Ten years? A hundred? His fingers were itching to be able to perform again, to put to test his new…
Going Home Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-08-29
He felt it, the unmistakable sensation of the pestilence. It was impossibly small, but unimaginably intense, like a needle in his eye. It was faint, but pungent, as though the disease had been…
Intermission TyGently (author) 2018-08-30
my sky-condominium has been unmoored and is now adrift. the city is getting smaller. please help #3ports
A Rainy Monday IAmTheOoga (author) 2018-08-30
You walk down the street, on your way home after a long night. It's not yet fully raining, but there's still a slight drizzle about. You had the foresight to wear a waterproof jacket, but while it…
Welcome to Site-176: The Log Of Site Wide PA Announcements Smooothcriminal (author) 2018-08-30
<Begin Log> Junior Researcher Adams: Testing 1-2-3. Testing 1-2-3. Yeah, I think it works. Dr. O'Neal: Well then give it to me. Junior Researcher Adams: Sure, boss. Oh, yeah, it's on by the way….
Cater Duty DrChandra (author) 2018-08-31
"Delivery, Spicy Crust Pizzeria!" Tyrone said as he pounded on the home's front door. He didn't usually do deliveries, but their regular driver had called in sick. If it had been up to Tyrone, he…
Stray Katz (part 1) spikebrennan (author) 2018-08-31
Archived email message Sent: 2018-04-09 08:33 GMT From: gro.noitadnuofpcs|ztaks#gro.noitadnuofpcs|ztaks To: gro.noitadnuofpcs|puorgtnemniatnoc9974#gro.noitadnuofpcs|puorgtnemniatnoc9974 Re:…
A Walk Along The Riverside DrAnnoyingDog (author) 2018-08-31
It was a cool March evening as Alexei sat upon the bank of a river, staring into its depths. He reached in, scooping some of the murky liquid in his cupped hand. It still surprised him to see…

September 2018


Title Author Created
Tyrone Joins the Family kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2018-09-01
I knew by then, you know, to not trust it when one of the doctors was smiling. The ones who looked at you like you were lower than shit were better. At least they didn't notice you. But some guys?…
Grin and Bear It keyii (author) 2018-09-01
Grin And Bear It || Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes » "Congratulations, Junior Researcher Kim," said Coles. "You’re on babysitter duty." Junior Researcher Benedict Kim looked up from the…
Don Quixote vs Classy Carlos The Great Hippo (author) 2018-09-01
Somewhere in Site-19… Agent Diego sits and weeps inside a bathroom stall. "And that, my friend," the crudely drawn figure informs her, "is why. The truth is written as clear as day on your…
Katz and Dogs not_a_seagull (author) 2018-09-01
Excerpt from a communication over the Foundation sIRCp network between Senior Legal Consultant Sheldon Katz (nickname skatz) and Senior Researcher Harold Graham (nickname maninthecomputer): skatz:…
Poky And Pal Scheme Together Captain Kirby (author) 2018-09-01
Ok, so they're coming to water us. You ready for some practice? yay water Yes, water is good, but you're also going to do the trick right? i will try C'mon buddy. You need to believe in yourself. If…
If I Tried to Run, Would You Give Me a Shot? Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-09-02
She knew this day would come. Dr. Craggs was nothing if not a plotter of the utmost degree. She cajoled, coerced, blackmailed, and sometimes performed indecent favors for the Foundation in the…
A Stranger in a Familiar Land MayD (author) 2018-09-02
Loyd's wake up routine: Process Room Clothes Identification Journal Explore Keep your head down. Loyd's first act of consciousness is an attempt to suck every oxygen molecule in the room into…
The Kitchen Nightmare Ihp (author) 2018-09-02
Addendum: In July of 2018, an abandoned house within Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin suddenly manifested properties similar to those encountered in SCP-2856. At the time, Foundation Researcher Katherine…
Factored Obsolescence MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-09-02
Dr. Sinclair opened her one good eye with some care, but ultimately the difference to her vision was negligible. The room in which she found herself was dark, and large enough to prevent her from…
Poky Ball Z HotColes (author) 2018-09-02
It was your average day at Site-42. Tiny celebrities running about, researchers using memetic expletives, flesh-eating parasites in a vacuum-sealed glass; all the norm. The guards were stirring as…
D-7294's Declassified D-Class Survival Guide UraniumEmpire (author) 2018-09-03
Info Desk. Magical, grants wishes? Looks fancy. Roommate, transgender felon, claims a fairy lives inside. Crescent shaped hole? Check out more of my articles here! …
Alto Clef Jr.: Virus Alert DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-03
The sun shone down on the west Texas compound's concrete stairwell down, down into the stone. It couldn't have been more than a few feet down that, in the darkness, a door creaked and whined as the…
A Bear-ly Thought Out Plan SecretCrow (author) 2018-09-04
Wilson Wildlife Center, Enclosure 8, Boring, Oregon It was a hot day in Clackamas County. The slow drawl of the weather forecast lazily drifted through the corridors of the enclosure, calling for…
Ombres Malvants: 1) Tooth and Claw psul (author) 2018-09-04
« SCP-3512 | Ombres Malvants | blue pills » Children at play, roughhousing dogs, cicadas calling; crowds assembling for the Barca game, traffic beyond that. The distant noises melded with the…
Ducks, Yucks, And A God DrDromeus (author) 2018-09-04
Anoati's Great Adventure, Part 1 Ducks, Yucks, And A God Anomaly Report The following anomalies are featured in this report: SCP-3416: Polynesian sculpture of a head, endowed with sapience and…
An Arm-y Of Two DrMagnus (author) 2018-09-04
Armando stalked through the wreckage of the reception area. He reached up to his left shoulder and tore off the arm composed of tungsten carbide. "I know they're keeping it here somewhere," he said….
The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen) FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-09-04
Info The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen) Author: FloppyPhoenix This article was written for Round 1 of the SCP Original Character Tournament. This…
Alchemic Arm-istice Weryllium (author) 2018-09-04
Explosions rocked the concrete skeleton of Site-257. Ruslav Diaghilev sprinted through the hallways, sparse lights intermittently illuminating his blue robe and purple shoes. He silently gave his…
Derailment By Prehistoric Artillery Strike 9Volt (author) 2018-09-04
This was written as part of the SCP Original Character Tournament, Round One, between my own Gunhead Anomalocaris and Croquembouche's Senior Researcher ████ ████████. Be sure to check out…
To Run Forever Attila the Pun (author) 2018-09-05
This tale was written before SCP-2801's rewrite, and is no longer an accurate representation. Do not try to use this as an example for either SCP-2801 or the character of Nathan Snyder. The command…
Tools and Their Uses fieldstone (author) 2018-09-05
Agent Johnson heard once that in China they use the same word for "crisis" and "opportunity." He thinks about that often. He likes the efficiency of it. He hums cheerfully along with the radio as…
Kaleidoscope of Guilt JackalRelated (author) 2018-09-05
PART 1: KALEIDOSCOPE OF GUILT Dr. Daryl Loyd walked into the break room, populated by eight other personnel. He sighed, knowing he'd have to interact with them. He recognized one of the…
MZL-1730 djkaktus (author) 2018-09-06
BY ORDER OF THE OVERBOBBLE COUNCIL The following file describes a Xerxes-Class humanoid entity receptacle, and is level 6/1730 classified. Viewer discretion is advised. BY ORDER OF THE OVERBOBBLE…
Alto Clef Jr.: Étoile et toi DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-06
Moonlight draped the pair upon the terrace overlooking the sea. Between them a set table, two candles flickering futile in the Paris night. Fine wine. Rare kobe ribeyes with truffle saffron sauce….
The Scent of the Worm TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-09-06
The apartment complex had too many entrances for Nathan’s taste, but that was the cost of doing business in this case. There was also the matter of it being one-thirty on a Thursday night, and in…
Overheard At Deer A Random Day (author)
ch00bakka (author)
2018-09-07
Those Twisted Pines Hub » Overheard At Deer messiah impersonator ⁂spacejamarine #OverheardAtDeer I tried to brew a love potion but i just created heartbreak-flavored LaCroix ECHOES 12…
Yuli and Ivan Go On an Adventure. [Part I] LongWalkHome (author) 2018-09-07
Like many others that day, Yulian Fyodorov was greeted one early August morning to a fully-armed unit of Task Force Officers, assault rifles in hand, standing in front of his office building's…
A god, a joke, and some ducks Aleph-Null (author) 2018-09-07
To Anoati, staying on a pedestal in a barren room with nothing but a past sacrifice was horrible. The room is made of a mockery of Anoa-stone which was simply crossing the line. His weekly meetings…
Deceptive Cadence DarkStuff (author) 2018-09-07
"Oh, my god!" "Yeah, heheh, it's… it's pretty, big! Heheh, we, uh… there was a call, and I thought I'd surprise everyone — we'd surprise everyone, with the big reveal, heh. So… Here's Pepper!"…
Trilobutts: Many Reasons To Kill Them, and 0 Reasons Not To Croquembouche (author) 2018-09-07
Info Trilobutts: Many Reasons To Kill Them, and 0 Reasons Not To Author: Croquembouche Titled by: Quikngruvn It's the mysterious unnamed character from SCP-3939 vs the…
the antihero by dado djkaktus (author) 2018-09-08
sign for inferior rip-off of dado tv production also strange individual who gave dado dirty look when take this picture for story. yes hello i am dado. before u are ask, yes, u know me from hit…
And When He Heard The Clock He Cried Azmoeth Jikandia (author) 2018-09-08
1991 The sun rose on the bright September morning. The sun hugged the ground and overpowered the roof of a little house. On the second story of the inlet, in the second door to the left of the…
Probability Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-08
The man sat at a long, wooden conference table with his 12 fr— The man sat at a long, wooden conference table with the 12 people he knew best. He rubbed his forehead as one of them spoke at length…
Foundations The Great Hippo (author) 2018-09-08
Agent Pocket Ukulele Through the Fire and Flames DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-08
D.S. al Fine dawned consciousness back into her body from slumber, yawning, and opening her eyes to her office on fire. Her office was so very, very much on fire. In front of her, her mounds of…
Crying Over Spilt Milk ianofdoom2 (author) 2018-09-09
Site 19 was under another containment breach. The MTF team assigned to this breach, upon watching the recordings of the event, were confused at the happenings. A previously unidentified man was seen…
(Too) Late Registration Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-09-09
A chitinous grandmother, a business card case, an unassuming ficus, and two cowboys accompanied by a headless Tyrannosaurus Rex sat across their creator in a cozy living room. They exchanged glances…
Everything Will Be Okay DarkStuff (author) 2018-09-09
3T stood around with a cup of Dream Catcher Chamomile™, making small talk with the other Toy Tinkers before the big presentations. This month's were sure to be amazing. 3T was especially…
Yuli and Ivan Go On An Adventure. [Part II] LongWalkHome (author) 2018-09-09
In the shadow of a soldier's assault rifle, Yulian Fyodorov stared down at the pile of (pointless, repetitive, yet for some reason incredibly classified) documents in his desk drawer. Just below the…
Closed Game Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-09-09
The gunfire stopped as suddenly as it had started. An unmarked van that had been driven off the deserted road sported several new bullet holes. The driver's door opened and a body slumped out. A…
La Marcha GrenaDEETa OthellotheCat (author) 2018-09-11
"…Now what have I got left? Paris. Maybe that's enough for some, but it isn't for me anymore. Because the more beautiful everything is… the more it will hurt without you," said Jerry. "Jerry… don't…
Los Dias Y Los Caballeros De Leslie Y El Doctor Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-11
Two piles of books sat next to the doctor. The group on his left was neat and orderly, books stacked carefully atop one another. The heap to his right was much larger, much more mound-like in shape,…
Down with the Sickness The Great Hippo (author) 2018-09-11
Previous: Don Quixote vs Classy Carlos It feels like there's a frenzied nest of ferocious ferrets digging their way out from behind Agent Diego's eye-sockets. It feels like her brain is slathered…
The Necromancer GreenWolf (author) 2018-09-11
Then it stopped, and standing in front of Carol Vieth was the spectre of John Keynes, father of modern economics, and now the greatest nemesis of the Securities and Exchange Commission.
The Scent of a Toaster not_a_seagull (author) 2018-09-12
INCIDENT LOG Following the success of Project Eisen-Simpson and the containment of SCP-4799-1, SCP-4799-1 breached containment by reverse engineering the refrigeration unit in its cell to create a…
Vital Signs GreenWolf (author) 2018-09-13
“Come on Kit, let's go make Hoover's ghost proud by conducting an illegal search of the headquarters of a community leader.”
Holding an Umbrella but the Sun's Still Shining DarkStuff (author) 2018-09-13
I rang Percy Pinwheel's buzzer again. I'd budgeted time in case they were asleep, but 3T barely slept. Even on Snoozedays. It just wouldn't happen. Either 3T was here with Percy, or 3T was out…
Suspect Ratio Taffeta (author) 2018-09-13
« Previously: The Dedekind-Infinite Demographic Between the fursuit and the magic staff, Katherine Sinclair figured that the former was far more likely to get her stopped at customs. But when the…
Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes keyii (author) 2018-09-15
« Grin and Bear It || Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes || Cafeteria Chat “You’re being a baby. Just take it on its little field trip and be done with it,” Coles coaxed. “It’ll be fun….
Casting His Shadow, Weaving His Spell Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-09-15
The faint light of the 5 candles at the center of the room cast flickering shadows against the stone walls. Two shadowed figures sat near the candles with their heads down, eyes closed, and while…
The Hotel California Presents: Ecce Farcio DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-16
And so, at last, it had come to this. He woke up to the Hotel California. There were very few things in Junior's life which were straightforward. The Hotel California was one of them. Every now and…
Catfish fieldstone (author) 2018-09-16
The strip mall looks abandoned, but Johnson knows better. The drunk sitting against the far wall watches him with eyes a little too sharp, and the rusted-out cars have shrapnel charges buried in…
Poky ChArms Weryllium (author) 2018-09-16
Armando walked along the desert dunes, trying not to look up at the black not-sky. Ruslav walked beside him. The half of a Site they had come out from had long since sank into the shifting sands….
Poky And Pal Arm Themselves Captain Kirby (author) 2018-09-16
Only in the Foundation will you ever see an eldritch cactus, a man with his arms encased in polymer gel, and like four guards sitting in the back of the same van. But that's where Armando ended up….
Ombres Malvants: 2) blue pills psul (author) 2018-09-17
« Tooth and Claw | Ombres Malvants | Green Recruit » "So he knows they don't look quite right, yeah, but he takes one anyway." Rafael was shouting to be heard over the thrumming bass, and his…
Middlegame Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-09-18
"Hey, Damian?" she asked. The man who was drifting to sleep next to her stirred. "Yeah?" "This isn't going to last, is it? You and I?" "Given the turnover rate for MTF agents, probably not?" "Why…
The Last Things Dr. Darryl Loyd Ever Did, in Chronological Order UraniumEmpire (author) 2018-09-18
Info The Wheel of Life turned, and the bearing fell onto the nearest spoke. Check out more of my articles here! Nominated for Best Overall in the 2018 Foundies. …
Here, We Only Got One Rule: Never, Ever Let It Cool HotColes (author) 2018-09-19
December 24th "Get plenty of rest tonight, sweetheart. Merry almost Christmas." "Merry almost Christmas, mama." "Don't forget, Santa is coming tonight, so make sure you stay in bed alright?" "Yes,…
Do You Remember Funerals? Captain Kirby (author) 2018-09-19
A hundred-or-so years ago Dr. Emily Young sat in her office in the back of Site-2718, and quietly deleted files while the world screamed outside. It's only fitting that the last one to leave would…
asmr by dado LordStonefish (author) 2018-09-19
On 9/19/18, the Youtube channel Ephemeral Rift ASMR was hacked from an unknown IP address located somewhere in the American southeast. The following video was uploaded and gained over 1.6 million…
Puppets And Their Masters Attila the Pun (author) 2018-09-20
This tale was written before SCP-2801's rewrite, and is no longer an accurate representation. Do not try to use this as an example for either SCP-2801 or the character of Nathan Snyder. Dr. Madison…
Down The Rabbit Wormhole plaguebearer (author) 2018-09-22
Info Article: Down The Rabbit Wormhole Author: plaguebearer This is the best thing i've ever written. more from you know who FADE IN: INT. APARTMENT…
Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games) FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-09-22
Info Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games) Author: FloppyPhoenix This article was written for Round 2 of the SCP Original Character Tournament. This…
Sometimes Manna Is Just a Cicada Shell kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2018-09-22
“You're definitely not allowed to smoke weed, right?” “I don't think my moms would be cool with it.” “Did you smoke weed, you know, before?” “Yeah.” “It's probably better you don't.” “I don't even…
Autonomy, Part II Cyantreuse (author) 2018-09-23
◀ previous | hub "Hello, 5117!" Trauss rolls over, feeling heavy and slow-moving as his hairless skin brushes against strangely textured bedding. He groans and sits upright, looking ahead. "Four,"…
Some People Call Me the Goose Cowboy DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-24
You can call yourself a joke but that doesn't make you funny. Do you know what you are? Buck sat in front of the sheet of paper. The room he was in, incredibly humid. The chair squeaked…
A Transcribed Collection of Haiku Graffiti from Site-42 Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-24
Life without a name Perhaps you should be its friend Life returns to death Afloat in a lake Monsters come in from the fog So it floats in peace Black White Yellow Red The Hanged King above it…
Fear, Guilt, Anxiety AndarielHalo (author) 2018-09-24
What do you want? The bacteria were dying. They knew it and they hated it. Bacteria had to live to be bacteria. They were being brutalized by the fatness of the air and sought refuge in the living….
Tying the Gordian Knot Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-09-24
Travis leaned back in his seat. "So, Doctor, I have good news and bad news." "I never liked subjective terms." "The good news is that we appear to be in the clear, no one on our six, and less than…
Tight Bookshelves Researcher Blasko (author) 2018-09-25
A flash of narrative color flooded the Department Of Pataphysics at Site-87, and a woman stepped out of a copy of The Combined Works Of William Shakespeare. She sighed heavily, and set down her…
Battle For The Minds DrDromeus (author) 2018-09-25
Anoati's Great Adventure, Part 2 Battle For The Minds “So they really sacrificed a virgin every single year?” Sarah, with her back to the van wall, black hair whipping across her orange jumpsuit,…
An Explosive Shout Cracks the Great Empty Sky Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-09-26
“Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.” Meister Eckhart Lightning briefly illuminated the night, creating a snapshot of the scene in the doctor's eyes. Hide huts, tepees she had…
The Doors Are Grey DrMagnus (author)
TechDoomsday (author)
2018-09-27
The doors are grey of my gaol they my thoughts betwixt my sleep return to silence wroth and cold. Your days are spent in deepest thought mine are drain'd, in useless keep You call me 'threat', to…
strange man on phone interrupt hamster holiday by dado djkaktus (author) 2018-09-27
successful business partner robert mitchell. hello yes once again i am dado. famous businessmen and entre pruner. dado is continuing longstanding trend of recording strange thing that happen to…
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-09-29
“Mom, stop fussing with it,” Shawn Wheeler groaned. “My collar is fine.” The doorbell rang. “I’ll stop fussing with it when it’s fixed, Shawn,” his mother replied, “and that’ll happen faster if you…
The Cure DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-09-29
"I am the cure, yes," The Fellow said. "And I am going to throw you into traffic if you don't stop saying that." "Ah, but, you see, I am-" "The cure. We know. We all are." The Doctor let out a sigh…
Snapchat Trilobash (Cannon Fire Can't Fix Everything) 9Volt (author) 2018-09-29
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ Me uhhh hello? who are you? ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ of ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ hello! I'm here to inspect trilobites! wait can you read this Me why can't i read any of your messages how…
Ojai qntm (author) 2018-09-30
Foundation Agent George Barsin is monolithic: nearly two metres tall and rectangular-shouldered, like a Bruce Timm cartoon. He is bald, bearded, and immaculately presented. His suit is tailored;…

October 2018


Title Author Created
Mugging the Monster Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-10-01
    Yeah I wrote a thing cause I saw the Halloween contest hub and had decided to take 20 minutes to write something. Big thanks to Hippo for helping me clean this up a bit. Almost forgot, image…
The Outback Sends Its Regards TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-01
Michael had been on the road for hours. His tires had now worn from the stress of gravel pits and broken tarmac. The light from the moon barely made a dent in the environment around him, the…
And Then I Died IV - Series 2 Shaggydredlocks (author) 2018-10-01
Welcome to the 4th edition of And Then I Died…, an SCP collective writing game! Useful information is held behind a collapsible tab right here: + Click here to learn the rules of the game! …
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act I: Industrial Arts DrChandra (author) 2018-10-01
October 17th, 1974 “And the sign flashed out its warning In the words that it was forming And the sign said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls And tenement halls…
To Swear An Oath GentleGifts (author) 2018-10-01
I, being of solid heart and sound mind Do swear to be the one who stands alert, Who will persevere, sacrifice, exert, And give my all that I might serve mankind. I do accept that I will be a judge…
The Light Will Attract the Darkest of Creatures DrCaroll (author) 2018-10-02
Dr. Caroll pulled into the house's driveway dressed as none other than James Gatz. His younger brother's house was a large house, one with every inch covered in colorful, spooky decor. Plastic arms…
They Are Not Laughing With You Captain Kirby (author) 2018-10-02
See, I got this image in my head. I've been trying for days and it just won't come out. I haven't really told anyone because umm… well you don't tell people these sorts of things. I'm not a fan of…
My Empire of Birds not_a_seagull (author) 2018-10-02
The good doctor's chronicling was interrupted by the gates to his palace being thrown open, making a slamming sound that reverberated through his chamber and made sticks and dirt fall from the…
I am Become DEET, Destroyer of Worlds OthellotheCat (author) 2018-10-02
Alright, try it again. Focus on our pot, and try to move us somewhere else. okay If you do this for me, I promise you you'll never have to worry about water again. im thirsty I know, buddy. Now, on…
Empire of Sand DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-10-02
He lay in the California Dunes, the sun resting on the horizon, a body - flesh heap at this point - and a police cruiser beside him. The Great Anoati, face down in the desert sands, ate and spat the…
Conviction djkaktus (author) 2018-10-03
CONVICTION Have you ever killed a man, Everett? No, I didn't think so. For all the talk of you being a mad doctor, your record indicates you've been hesitant to get your hands dirty….
Foundation Facilities, and How to Loot Them Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-10-03
"Oh, hey, Shock, there's only like one life sign in a two kilometer radius, just take a blaster with you, just in case, and you'll be fine!" Shock said venomously to no one in particular. She paused…
The First Sailors 9Volt (author) 2018-10-03
Four adventurers left the confines of a cryogenics chamber. "Fuck, fuck, too real! No thanks!" One bounded forward, one strode, one cleared their mind of their thoughts… Micha Maina sped across…
Incident Report 334-2178 Quikngruvn (author) 2018-10-04
Background: Following the events that occurred as outlined in Incident Report 7154-411314, a new containment cell was constructed for SCP-334, at the newly-constructed Site-1525, in northern South…
Breakthrough Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-10-05
The two agents sat side by side on a bench in plainclothes, waiting for their contact to arrive. The smell after a rain permeated the Park Blocks. "Do you miss it?" Creed asked. "Three Ports?"…
Michael Sends His Regards TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-05
Doctor Bishop had a little ritual. A crack of the wrist, a minute adjustment of the spectacles, and a breathing pattern―two seconds in, one second out. This little ritual would be performed before…
Opening Credits Ihp (author) 2018-10-05
The Black Garden Pub, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin October 1st Alison Carol was in the same pub for the eighty-nine nights in a row. She contemplated this fact as the words came into her head again….
Hundred-Year Favor Captain Kirby (author) 2018-10-05
"What do you mean delete everything?" "I— I was told to get rid of all the evidence." "That's idiotic and you know it!" Jared said as he clenched his fists, "Like, maybe we can fix it! You can't…
A Night to Remember XaiviarNightwing (author) 2018-10-07
I was running down that hallway yet again, dreading what I knew would soon occur. I had been subjected to many unpleasant things in my lifetime, but none as traumatic as this. I was about to reach…
The Spectre On Pike Stallmantic (author) 2018-10-07
"They don't make Corvettes like they used to." The neon lights of New Miami, Planet 880 ("Pike's Planet") glimmered around an older woman, as she stood in front of a Corvette Z99. A man waits…
Tension and Release Elogee FishTruck (author) 2018-10-08
SCP-2006 was outside. He didn’t quite know how or why he was outside. But, in the spur of an hour, a red alarm had gone off, the doors had opened, and he had somehow made it into the surrounding…
A letter to my mother Alces_alces (author) 2018-10-08
The soft lights of the county fair lit up around the young man as he made his way through the gates. Booths sat side by side each one peddling a different thing, though, most were selling overly…
Be as Unhelpful as Possible (account deleted) 2018-10-08
The following was mistakenly recorded and automatically transcripted via a malfunctioning proximity unit located in the Site-23 break room. Its contents have been deemed unimportant and have been…
The Witch's Hut Ihp (author) 2018-10-08
October 3rd «Douglas County Police closed the roads into Sloth's Pit today, citing a small earthquake which tore up the asphalt on all roads to the city. As of right now, the town, home to 20,000…
Interlopers 9Volt (author) 2018-10-09
◁ Previous Everything burned. Operator sped down a breaking emergency chute, the circuitry of its walls bursting into balls of fire. Much of the flames nearly licked the fleshy sphere Operator had…
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie, a Play in two Acts Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-10-09
LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE A Play in Two Acts by Gabriel Jade Cast of Characters Director Alto Clef:                     Foundation employee; voice, not present on stage. Professor…
Is Anybody Home? Captain Kirby (author) 2018-10-09
Ding dong Alice, Hailey, Sarah and Erin, waited in front of the house dressed as characters from that new season of Doctor Who. The teenagers all held out pillowcases with pumpkins and ghouls drawn…
Halloween on 17th Street Kothardarastrix (author) 2018-10-10
a tale for the Halloween2018 contest As night fell over Daleport, 17th Street came alive. Orange lights flickered on in the mouths of grinning pumpkins. Animatronic zombies and witches moaned and…
Family Matters GentleGifts (author) 2018-10-10
for the Halloween2018 contest… "So, what are you doing with your time off?" Dr. Gifts blearily looked up from his immense pile of paperwork. Somehow, Ellie had a pile half the size, and still looked…
Moon Champion's Cinco de Mayo Extravaganza Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-10-10
A bright streak illuminated the darkening autumn sky over Boring, Oregon. Though the citizens were no strangers to the weird, a fiery projectile of destruction was definitely not normal to them. A…
The Mon-Key To Happiness GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-10-10
"This is horrible, absolutely horrible," said Tim Wilson as he examined the reports about the newly found exotic critter. He had not heard much about this so-called Wondertainment before, but he…
MTF Sigma-5 "Pumpkin Punchers" Rounderhouse (author) 2018-10-11
The moonlight shone on the open pumpkin field. The farm was the picture of serenity, until a piercing shout shattered the silence. "Move out!" yelled Alpha. The four MTF agents spread out across the…
Alexandria Burning GentleGifts (author) 2018-10-11
An Ending The end began with the supervolcano. The Eastern Isles were a tropical paradise and a thriving nation before the eruption. Then, after a few weeks of tremors, the largest volcanic…
Eat Your Greenes OthellotheCat (author) 2018-10-11
A militaristic Foundation transport vehicle pulled in to Site-01. Several armor-clad and heavily-armed guards poured out, their black uniforms cut by the shimmering rose-gold colored dress of their…
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act II: Industrial Espionage DrChandra (author) 2018-10-11
It was just a little after midday, not that anyone would know it. The smoke from The Factory Funtime Facility was already so thick it obscured the sun. Though the jagged smokestacks were…
ERROR: Field Cannot Be Lloyd Ayers (author) 2018-10-12
    AKA: Researcher Lloyd is Beside Himself Theme: 「Red Sun」 Crit Credits: Pilzening & MrPines Image Credits: 'red sun' by Thomas Hirsch CC BY-SA 2.0 (modified) ▸ More by this Author ◂ …
Bare King Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-10-12
"Alright everyone, one last bit of business before we go. Since Johansson is retiring, we're getting a new member." MTF Commander Damian Creed scanned around the briefing table. By this point in the…
What are conspirational objects? Dr JamesH (author)
ZeroStrider (translator)
2018-10-12
— Hello, doctor. — Good morning, administrator. — Doctor, I am aware that I was supposed to be indisposed today, but, as you can see, I managed to overcome the minor problems I had and I can talk to…
Dancing To The Tune Stallmantic (author) 2018-10-12
The Chaos Insurgency was having a very good day. Marcus Austerion walked the halls as a hero. Their old, ragtag base had been replaced with a shiny new Foundation site, loaded with the latest…
Stroll Through The Night Baronjoe (author) 2018-10-12
From high up in trees on a branch I have watched humans. I'm often told not to but I do. I have been fascinated with them for a long time. They are odd things. I grew up with stories of them slaying…
It’s all coming back, you understand? I don't like it! MrPines (author) 2018-10-12
Info Tale: It’s all coming back, you understand? I don't like it! Author: MrPines Thanks to: Dr Aers does not match any existing user name and Rounderhouse The tale can…
A Very Cool Dude Halloween GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-10-12
The sky above Vulture's Gulch was dark with thunderstorms. The streets below reeked of gasoline and cigarettes. The houses were decorated with twisted junk and the joyful laughter of its zombie…
Dining Out Proasek (author) 2018-10-13
Four mobile task force field agents sat around a table, enjoying their drinks as they waited in plain clothes for their food to arrive. Its not every day that a new restaurant opens on a high…
What Lurks In The Dark FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-10-14
All Hallow's Eve, 2313 The Monster's Hollow I chose to tread into the realm of monsters. Not because I'm a fool, but because on any day except the Hallow's Eve, undead hands clench the path…
From A Burning Screen Ihp (author) 2018-10-14
October 5th Alison Carol slept fitfully in the infirmary. A collar was around her neck to paralyze her vocal chords— even while unconscious, she was muttering the same phrase. "The Pit Sloth is…
A Day Notable to Nobody Cyantreuse (author) 2018-10-15
Euclid-Level Containment Wing B4, Site-42, Seabreeze, North Carolina 10:15 ██/██/22 Euclid-Level Containment Wing B4 is a square-edged figure eight. There are 45 white bulbs on each long hallway…
Of Doctors and Alagadda Gabriel Jade (author)
Blacknife09 (author)
2018-10-15
Two colleagues sat in the mansion's study, one man cradling a snifter of brandy, while the other drew on an ornate pipe. When his voice broke the silence, it was accompanied by a cloud of smoke….
In the Shadow of the Anguished Lord Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-10-15
Gracefully carved pillars lined the narrow onyx corridor. Few knew, even within the King's court, that this place existed. Fewer still came willingly. The petitioner walked the hallway, accompanied…
Black Autumn II: Rise Of the Pit Sloth Hub Ihp (author) 2018-10-15
Another year, another Halloween, another horror film festival. They had to cancel the one last year for obvious reasons— you can't exactly run a film festival when you have a scarecrow stuffed with…
Of Goats and Sloths and Flu Ihp (author) 2018-10-15
October 5th 8:00 PM Robert Tofflemire walked alongside Director Weiss and Katherine Sinclair down a long, dark, disrepaired hallway that he was sure never existed within the site. Sinclair was…
Playing Dress-Up Ihp (author) 2018-10-16
October 9th The Witch's Hut "This is getting weird." Edward Valentine loaded another box of masks out of the storeroom. "Last night, I went in there, the room was empty. Thought we would have to…
Tricks TechSorcerer2747 (author) 2018-10-17
She never saw it coming. No one did. It plunged the fingers of one bony hand between her shoulder blades and felt her flesh melt and bubble around them. She sizzled like steak in the cold autumn…
Oblivious Dorothy-X (author)
Sarah PZ (translator)
2018-10-17
From: Grade 3 Researcher Dorothy Zhang To: Containment Area-25 Administrator █████ Subject: CN-076 Research Team’s Proposal of Containing SCP-076 Dear █████: I am Dorothy, a grade 3 researcher from…
Ombres Malvants: 3) Green Recruit psul (author) 2018-10-17
« blue pills | Ombres Malvants | Blackout » Tomàs felt sick. The afternoon sun stretched the air thin, and his throat was stale and constricted. He lurched along the beachfront promenade, vision…
The Dead Walk on Halloween guywithahat (author) 2018-10-17
Halloween night is one to remember, there are sweets to be eaten and pumpkins to dismember. The October month is mightier than September and stands on the shoulders of November. The one told…
Holes Shaped Like People Ihp (author) 2018-10-18
"It's your own damn fault, Jasper." Robert awoke under the cool of night, with cloth beneath him. He realized by the light of a fire that it was an old beach towel, bleached almost white by several…
Dr. Bright Is No Longer Allowed To Use Temporal Anomalies In Order To Travel Back in Time So He Can Kill Hitler Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-10-18
    I've been doing a reading of "Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation" for the youtubes and this idea came to me in a fit of silly inspiration. Thanks to Westrin,…
The Superior Incident: Debriefing Ihp (author) 2018-10-18
Foreword: During the events of Incident SCP-097-D (colloquially termed the "Black Autumn" by members of Site-87's staff), the population of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin was relocated to two nearby…
S & C Phonies Ihp (author) 2018-10-18
October 13th Something that looked like Cassandra Pike stood over Alice Carol's bed, contemplating what to do about her. The agent wasn't going to wake up anytime soon, that much was for sure….
Baptism of the Wandering Jew by Johnny the Son UraniumEmpire (author) 2018-10-18
Info Cousin Johnny gave Veronica a pat on the back, and Veronica froze up. "Jay?" J kept their head face down on the desk, but they wouldn't cry. They weren't…
GOC Agent x Reader (Reader is a Gun) [GONE WILD] [GONE SEXUAL] DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2018-10-19
WARNING THIS TEXT CONTAINS GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF SEXUAL CONTENT. If you are not of legal age to be exposed to this material, or if you overall do not wish to read explicit sexual content, don't read…
He Who Laughs Last GibberingEloquence (author) 2018-10-19
"You will face the camera and smile at the children if you know what is good for you," threatened Bobble to his prisoner. His smile and voice were as calm as could be, like this was therapeutic for…
The Sideways Mountain guywithahat (author) 2018-10-19
Words of a man reaching out to me; I cannot deny them, music to my ears, like the Piper's song I walked to with the other children. It's hard to think of mountains going upward when you've lived so…
Wrong Eve 9Volt (author) 2018-10-19
The gunshot cracks through the sound of thrumming bass. The nerves of everyone in the apartment turn to ice, every action frozen like a universal pause button was pressed. Chetan's hand stops…
...and Knock 'Em Down Ihp (author) 2018-10-19
October 15th "How does a man manage to hide in the ventilation system for two days?" Something that looked like Director Nina Weiss observed the sleeping form of Alice Carol. "Wasn't this site…
Set 'Em Up... Ihp (author) 2018-10-19
October 14th Ryan Melbourne sat at his desk, one hand on his keyboard, the other fiddling with a chip which read "Gambler's Anonymous— One Day At A Time". He flipped it around in his hand like he…
Oh, I Wouldn't Worry About Flaky-Os DrChandra (author) 2018-10-20
« My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels | Dread & Circuses Hub | The Apple Doesn't Fall Far » "Oh my god, this place has cornflakes made from imaginary corn!" Lolly said as she excitedly read the menu…
Arm-ageddon Weryllium (author) 2018-10-21
Armando handed the pure gold arm to the Elder Alchemist, who set it in the middle of the circle inscribed in the sand. The arm glowed, dissolving into pure Aether, and sparkled into the air. A…
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act III: Industrial Sabotage DrChandra (author) 2018-10-21
The elevator came to a gentle stop, its doors sliding open with a pleasant chime. The room it opened to wasn’t so much an office as a control center. Banks of bronze, mechatronic computers lined…
Movie Night Ihp (author) 2018-10-21
October 18th Seren Pryce, one of the deadliest women on the world, had her sights trained on the windows of a house at the corner of Elm and Maple. She had made her perch atop St. Paul's Episcopal,…
Outback Law TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-22
“Another day, another bloody training exercise.” Alpha swung the locker door open and took in the new smell of dirt encrusted clothes and dented helmets. He didn’t bother to wash them this time;…
Free Falling Ihp (author) 2018-10-23
October 22nd record scratch freeze frame "Sooooooo, yeah, you're probably wondering how I got here, huh?" Alison Carol awoke, in freefall, to the sight of Robert Tofflemire playing with his phone….
Nightmare on Archer Row DrZinc (author) 2018-10-23
The night air was crisp, not too warm, not too cold. The night sky was clear, full moon, no clouds. One would say it was the perfect night for today's celebration. The children walking up and down…
Rock Bottom Ihp (author) 2018-10-24
October 23rd 10:00 AM "Okay, on three." "One…" "Two…" "Three!" Alison Carol sliced through the roots holding up Dr. Claire Hennessy, and Robert Tofflemire grabbed the head of the Department of…
I Don't Get It, But I'll Figure It Out. Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-10-25
Tim Wilson and his son, Felix, came to a stop on their hike. Two boulders jutted out of the forest floor, like monoliths in a sea of red and orange leaves. The patriarch Wilson approached one and…
Truth, Justice, & the Foundation Way Tarr2k (author) 2018-10-26
Col. Wallace squinted through the gaps in the planks over the boarded up plate glass window of the bar. They were massing. Sheer numbers was their game, and in their place, it was probably the move…
Foundation Under: The Adventures of Larry TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-26
Larry ran to the break room door with the grace of a sack of potatoes. Sucking in air between coughs and sputters, he checked his watch; breaktime. Barging through, he saw his new acquaintance…
12 Hours in Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin Ihp (author) 2018-10-26
October 26th 12:00 PM To: jobs@s-c..cplastic From: LauraAshrbooke@Witchshut..com Subject: I'm Sorry I'm sorry. I made the Pit Sloth. Or it made me make it. It took my boyfriend, and thought I…
Forum Post Cyantreuse (author) 2018-10-27
Welcome to the International SCP Foundation Network's public forums. The following statement is available for public viewing and commentary. Opinions expressed in this statement reflect those…
A Cicada's Funeral Dirge kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2018-10-27
Beneath her feet, cicada shells lay resplendent, numerous, myriad. A crunch like autumn leaves. The sky was pinkish, autumnal. Her (hers?) trees were all dying. But the good kind of death. A slow…
Digging up the Past Gabriel Jade (author)
Uncle Nicolini (author)
2018-10-27
The doors of the Bio-Research Area-12 meeting room opened slowly. Senior researchers and project directors walked numbly back to their offices. Kain Pathos Crow emerged from the meeting room with…
Cafeteria Chat keyii (author) 2018-10-27
« Anomalous Teens Against Trilobite Schemes || Cafeteria Chat “Hey, can you pass the salt?” Junior Researcher Benedict Kim startled. It was December and the stale air of the Site-19 cafeteria…
Spirit Stories stormbreath (author) 2018-10-27
The Chicago Spirit tells each other ghost stories.
A Sensible Use of Human Life Lazar Lyusternik (author) 2018-10-28
Fresh from the Waiting Room, Craggs had been allocated a temporary office with which to set up. Her new husband database administrator in tow. A site supervisor peers in. "You know that SQL query…
psul's proposal psul (author) 2018-10-28
Security Clearance Required psul (author) 2018-10-28
Facial Scan psul (author) 2018-10-28
S C A N N I N G … Please wait until complete, then click to proceed….
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
A Message from O5-1 Congratulations on having been granted Security Clearance Level 4. You should be proud of what you have achieved, and the Foundation is grateful for your service. If you wish, you…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
A letter and a photograph Letter recovered from the belongings of Nicola Tesla My Dear Sir Roentgen may have intimated to you the interests of our little fraternity - they are diverse,…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
An O5 Council proposal Proposal to O5 Council - 23 December 1941 TOP SECRET - EYES ONLY PROPOSAL MADE BY: O5-1 WHEREAS, the course of the war in Europe has emphasised both the urgent need for…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
Incomplete medical records - 1946 Medical Records - Site 19 - Project Amrita The following medical charts represent the only records that remain from what is thought to have been more than 200…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
Incomplete medical records - 1947 Medical Records - Site 19 - Project Amrita Subject No.: 139 Name: Stephen Moore Time elapsed: 174 days Observations: Skin samples indicate thickening of cell…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
Foundation bulletins Foundation Bulletin - 19 December 1947 ALL SITE BULLETIN - CODE ORANGE SCP-047 REPORTED STOLEN FROM BIOHAZARD LAB 047B. SECURITY RECORDINGS INDICATE 2 THIEVES, USING…
The Mementos psul (author) 2018-10-28
A Message from O5-1 12 November 1948 almost destroyed the Foundation. Raymond Lewis and his accomplices escaped, retrieving a number of anomalies involved in the production of RS-Amrita, and damaging…
Family Reunion Ihp (author) 2018-10-28
October 28th "Where. Is. She?!" Robert Tofflemire looked up from his cup of coffee to see the rabid, slavering form of the Goatman standing in the barn that served as Sigma-10's barracks. His fur…
I Felt Numb Captain Kirby (author) 2018-10-29
There was a containment breach at 9AM at Site-51. I was told about it at 11AM that same day. Came through the usual channel of the inter-site emergency response system. It sat in my inbox for about…
A Halloween To Surpass [REDACTED] Yuyushiki (author) 2018-10-29
An unsettling nervousness set down upon them as they approached it. Them being Charlie, Delta, Gama, and Romeo of MTF Charlie-5 ("Trick Or Treaters"). It being the massive, broken-down warehouse in…
7 Ghost Stories in Site-29 INT_Translator (author) 2018-10-29
To be honest about these ghost stories, they're nonsense. Compared to the anomalies I found over the course of my life, they hardly have any meaning. However, people are still afraid of them. At the…
Friend, Good! Roget (author) 2018-10-30
Site-77 , Autumn. Sophia Light was feeling jet lagged as she attempted to keep up with her host. Site-77, moreso than any other Foundation facility never seemed to stop moving. There was a constant…
The Night of All the Skeletons DrDromeus (author) 2018-10-30
“You gotta be kidding me.” It was late. Foundation Janitor Dan Manuel absentmindedly listened to the arguing labcoats in the room to his left, swishing his mop nonchalantly. “Geez, I’m really sorry….
The Doom That Came To Theater Six Ihp (author) 2018-10-30
October 31st 2:00 AM Theater Number Six contained seventy souls. Popcorn covered the floor, and the carpet was saturated by spilled sodas. The seventy in here had tried to escape. Some managed to,…
Roll Credits Ihp (author) 2018-10-31
October 31st 6:00 PM Robert Tofflemire awoke to the sound of a heart monitor. Sitting next to him, half-asleep, was hit partner. He had somehow gone from being flung against the wall to being in…
Been A While, Crocodile TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-10-31
"What the hell is your deal?" Larry sat opposite Greg at the lunch table, using a metal tray as a metaphorical and physical barrier between them. "How did you become like…this? You can't just end up…
Consequences and Collarbones SCP ILLUSTRATED does not match any existing user name (author)
Doctor Cimmerian (author)
2018-10-31
    A collaborative work between myself and SCP Illustrated. Felt like it could stand to go up on the wiki. Hope you enjoy it! ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. …
Just this one Halloween night... Utylike (author) 2018-10-31
BY ORDER OF THE DIRECTOR OF SITE-91 YOU ARE INVITED TO OUR FIRST ANNUAL HALLOWEEN PARTY! Where? - Site-91 Canteen When? - 31st of October 2012, 8:00 PM Who? - All Site-91 personnel …
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Finale: Industrial Accidents DrChandra (author) 2018-10-31
Veronica stared in wide-eyed terror at the gremlin mere inches in front of her, its reeking yellow fangs bared in a menacing display, ready to bite her face off in an instant if it was displeased….

November 2018


Title Author Created
Class D Recruitment INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-01
They asked for my ID at the checkpoint. Fake, of course, but the duty boy didn't look at the details, phoning his senior officer as soon as he saw the last name. The boss must have been waiting for…
Impossible-To-Destroy Reptile Captain Kirby (author) 2018-11-01
Info Impossible-To-Destroy Reptile You don't know what you've got, 'til it's gone. Author: Captain Kirby SCPs Tales GOI Formats More information …
Picture Perfect DrChandra (author) 2018-11-01
"What do you think boys? Is she a beauty or what?" The gathered senior researchers looked on in a mixture of shock and dismay at what Clef had hung on his office wall; a framed four-foot by…
The Ambrose Fair Proasek (author) 2018-11-02
"…It's really more of a festival than a fair." "Yes, but then it wouldn't be a pun." "Chaz, nobody gets your puns." Chaz Ambrose, owner and occasional chef of the restaurant with his own name,…
Redact Your Life Billith (author) 2018-11-02
Something was following Foster. He was certain of it. It was no foul beast, it did not prey on him in bloodlust nor hunger. It simply hung from him like a heavy chain on his form, a miasma. It…
Reality INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-03
Good morning. I hope that your vacation was alright. Lately a lot of things have happened in the Foundation; several problems have appeared. I'll list the most important ones briefly. A containment…
Subliminal Manipulations XaiviarNightwing (author) 2018-11-03
Five-thousand years ago from humanity's thoughts and ideas on the unknown, we coalesced into self-aware beings without physical form.Humanity's current trajectory is counter to that of the natural…
Who Wants To Live Forever? Uncle Nicolini (author)
Gabriel Jade (author)
2018-11-03
Junior Researcher Sheppard was having a rough day. The machine slumped motionless in the middle of the workshop, its central control screen displaying in bright red letters: "Defense System Armed!"…
Silent Forest INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-04
ikuragunkan LurkD:SCP-2521…
Not a Problem. INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-04
He's laughing. Laughing at the end of the hallway. The same hallway he has run down countless times. One time, a shadow had followed him and chased him here. Another time, a flame had followed him…
The Great Mole Remolution Calpatus (author) 2018-11-04
The Great Mole Revolution (Remolution); 7th of Diguary, Mole Year 178. Location: Main Molerdom Underground System, Puławy, Poland. Moleday 1: Moles are protesting from low wages in the main…
Post-Post-Mortem Delights 9Volt (author) 2018-11-05
Karina steps into her apartment and finds it corpseless. Closets devoid of potential cadaver contents, refrigerator lacking all forms of gutted organs or rotted skulls, computer monitor not tracked…
So, You've been trapped in a pocket dimension. What now? Smooothcriminal (author) 2018-11-06
The Foundation Official Handbook 3rd Edition Spatial, Temporal and Dimensional Anomalies Pg.247/Chapter-24 - Erratic Trans Dimensional Travel So, you've been trapped in a pocket dimension….
The Cat and the Mouse Bolterpyre (author)
Boogey_Man23 (author)
2018-11-06
The city was a bright beacon, set amidst a gloomy backdrop of rural fields. A black van followed a lonely two-lane road toward the distant lights. Moonlight spilled through the front windshield, and…
Evolution INT_Translator (author) 2018-11-06
"Evolution is fantastic, and a truly astonishing process." The biology teacher said, his students — the majority, at least — listening to him attentively. One of them, a girl with luscious, curly…
Project Damnerung Captain Kirby (author) 2018-11-07
O5-4 never gets messages during the daily O5 meeting. Except for today. After he felt the buzz, Four took his phone out to set it to "Do Not Disturb". He glanced down at it out of instinct, and…
The Radio Game Countless Skies (author) 2018-11-07
“It’s going to be worse today.” The voice slithered out of the darkest corner of the pantry in a sinuous almost-whisper, and Dierdre’s eyes widened when she heard it. She felt no fear, only surprise…
Immemorial qntm (author) 2018-11-08
"Ms. Wheeler! Ms. Wheeler!" Marion Wheeler has just finished a scheduled inspection of SCP-8473 and is about to go for a cigarette. Someone is running up to meet her outside SCP-8473's containment…
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate DEETstiny OthellotheCat (author) 2018-11-10
An Epic of Many Acts Act 1: On The Case End of Act 1 The amount of containment breaches that had happened within the last few weeks had been driving Gordon up the wall in terms of the amount of…
Old Business MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-11-11
Ⓦ "'Let it hereby be known that the following document and parts thereof comprise in full the last will and testament of the late Dr. Cornelius Everett Wondertainment, who inherited the title by…
Tall, Pink and Fearsome TheManhattenProject (author) 2018-11-11
"So, this is the flamingo you were going on about, Greg?" Larry leaned over the guardrail, taking in the sight before him. An entire rainforest, an ecosystem more fragile than glass, under a…
Autonomy, Part III Cyantreuse (author) 2018-11-11
◀ previous | hub "Uh, well, luckily I'm a VIP," Trauss coughs out, not having been prepared to switch from a stealth mindset to the glad-handing and lying through teeth of his life on Earth. He…
Gods of the Waste AdminBright (author) 2018-11-12
Welcome to the Detroit Wastes First, before anything else, I have to apologize. I know you didn't volunteer for this. When I first found you down in the bunker, I knew you could be useful. When I…
The Hermit, Death, and The Devil Uncle Nicolini (author)
Gabriel Jade (author)
2018-11-12
Dr. K. Stuff yawned and tried again to wipe the stubborn sleep from his eyes as he made his way to the operating room. It was 3:30 AM, and he was cursing his luck for being the only…
A Strange Orientation XaiviarNightwing (author) 2018-11-12
Once again, although you do not remember them, you dream of three voices… We are beings of thought, without physical form. We philosophize, as is our nature. We are beings of love, we watch over…
And Then, Gabriel Slept Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-11-13
Item #: SCP-KIT Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-KIT must never know where it is at any given time. SCP-KIT is allowed to travel to the Meat Market when equipped with a…
There in the starless dark, with vast wings across the canceled skies; the sudden blackness of nothing at all. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-11-15
Marshal Joanna Kirkland finished her long midnight walk to the schoolhouse. The sounds of revelry from the town were distant and constant. As she approached, the faint but rough sound of sawing…
RAISA-6147 (PENDING ASSIGNMENT) Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-11-16
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION This document is currently pending SCP designation and research team assignment. If you are not assigned to this item or…
Nothing in the cry of Cicadas Suggests they are About to Die Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-11-16
The crew of Mariachi's Merchants sat within the cramped confines of the command room. Everyone was on edge, with Logan listening intently at the locked door. Scott leaned forward, intently stroking…
The Cheese is a Lie Dr Jaren (author) 2018-11-16
The two doctors ran around their experiment, taking close note of every detail. One was was writing frantically on his clipboard while the other was watching everything with a look of fierce…
Let the Winds Send You Onwards… 9Volt (author) 2018-11-17
◁ Previous Contact with humanity came once a week. Traveling to any location outside a light-year of the solar system meant traditional radio or similar communication methods were useless for…
If You Can't Take The Heat... Smooothcriminal (author) 2018-11-17
"I'm sorry, you're doing what?" a baffled Chaz Ambrose asked in confused awe. "Look, Chaz, it's nothin' personal, man. The Foundies have been ridin' my ass recently, and you heard about what…
The Den of Disquiet mayoculpa (author) 2018-11-20
The feeling was embarrassment. He was sure of it. A fresh wave of agony drove all thought from his mind, and he fought to break free with wild, involuntary strength. Though with his brother’s weight…
Patrick Star Becomes Enlightened Westrin (author) 2018-11-20
555th episode of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS script. Title: Patrick Star Becomes Enlightened. Characters in script: SPONGEBOB, GARY, PATRICK, CIVILIAN FISH #, SQUIDWARD, SANDY, MR. KRABS, PLANKTON …
We're Going to be Okay Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-11-20
“Dawn… you’ll never be alone in this world.” Kit’s words fluttered around her head like moths, above a dull headache and a noise of rushing water. Time flashed by - a vague memory of meeting in a…
Free Consultation DrChandra (author) 2018-11-23
DarkEnergy MobileOS 3.1 Ms Dark, you have a new text message from: 1-800-iam-dado hello is this the lady darkness that makes the excellent anomatronics? Warning: Memetic Hazard Detected! …
Old Kansas Sector ~ 15: Down Home Daeva faminepulse (author) 2018-11-23
☦Allan fights anomalies in a post-normal world.☦ The Last Era: 14, August, 2119 AD Daeva, XixXiy, Artery 9 3 AM Gersha stared at Tatty wordlessly for several minutes. "Holy, shit lady you are…
And the answer you have to give, no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: Maybe I’m a king. Rounderhouse (author) 2018-11-25
SHREEE The shriek of the whistle broke through the still Kentucky sky. What few game that the shaking of the ground hadn't chased off, scattered. The prairie held its breath with…
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Library mayoculpa (author) 2018-11-26
The Heart of Gold steamed gently. The row of bookshelves where it had come to rest gave voice to a series of ominous creaks. "Do you think it'll hold?" Arthur said. "Of course it will. Ancient dusty…
Square your shoulders, lift your pack, and leave your friends and go. Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-11-26
Boston had changed. What had once been a vibrant city full of optimism and a 'piece of cake' attitude for the War of the Rebellion had turned grey. Countless beggars missing limbs, no doubt…
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism - Case Study 02: The Divoši of Prague Metaphysician (author) 2018-11-27
An Anthropological Approach to Sarkicism Dr. Matthieu Desmarais, Department of Anthropology Forward: Our understanding of Sarkicism has changed dramatically over the last few decades. This…
It Would Make Sense If That Were True, But Actually It Doesn't Make Sense At All, So Good Luck Sophia Light (author) 2018-11-28
In an alternate universe… “This Scranton Reality Anchor thing seems useful as hell. A system that detects and cancels out effects from distorted reality? Why don’t we use them everywhere? In…
The Preacher's Apprentice mayoculpa (author) 2018-11-29
“Brother Fuller, I wonder if you might lend me your countenance this morning.” Herman finished drying his face with a towel, and caught Samuel Winter’s eye in the piece of polished metal the caravan…

December 2018


Title Author Created
First Welcome minmin (author) 2018-12-01
The new guy shifts uncomfortably in the sweltering jungle of the lobby. His skin glistens in the harsh light. The New York Stacks run five hundred metres under Central Park, and the heating is as…
Do They Know It's Christmas Time At All? Elogee FishTruck (author) 2018-12-01
Cynthia had only heard of Christmas once. She was working at the furnace as usual, shoveling the seemingly infinite supply of coal into the roaring inferno, when she heard a conversation between two…
The wall on which the prophets wrote, is cracking at the seams KindlyTurtleClem (author) 2018-12-01
Info Title: The wall on which the prophets wrote, is cracking at the seams Author: KindlyTurtleClem Image Credit: In comments. Special thanks to mayoculpa for really…
Fit For A King DrChandra (author) 2018-12-02
Dr. Ritter waited patiently in quiet, thinly-veiled disgust as His Imperial Majesty Emperor Maximillian the Great greedily shovelled his meal down his cavernous gullet. Dr. Ritter had secretly…
It All Goes Silent So Quickly taylor_itkin (author) 2018-12-02
6 AM. The sun is barely over the horizon, the world still a deep blue with tinges of flaming orange and soft pink in the sky. Everything is silent for the briefest of moments- Why do children wake…
Revival Tent Blitz mayoculpa (author) 2018-12-03
“That was a disaster,” Herman snarled. The horse flattened its ears and danced sideways under a low-hanging branch. He hauled back on the reins and gave it a sharp, open-palmed slap on the top of…
Where Death Used To Live Captain Kirby (author) 2018-12-03
NOTICE FROM THE RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION The following file does not exist. Location of Interest: Where Death Used To Live (LoI-3448) Exploration Team: Joyce Michaels…
Aces And Eights Doctor Cimmerian (author)
Rounderhouse (author)
2018-12-04
THE BALTIMORE STAR BALTIMORE FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6TH, 1867 1/2¢ THE WAR IS OVER GENERAL LEE SURRENDERS TO GENERAL SHERMAN IN RICHMOND by Jeremiah Cimmerian - Editor-In-Chief …
Operation Hades' Gate Tutulord (author) 2018-12-04
"Hey, Daniel, wake up. Looks like we're almost there." Upon hearing these words and feeling a light push on my arm, I opened my eyes, raising my head from the surface it had been resting for the…
SCP-2 FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-12-05
Info The sun, aching temperature, punishing what time could only take, turning threats against dark champions She knows. SCP-2: A Eulogy For 2wo Author:…
The Five Year Anniversary of the Most Important Day of Achebe Okoro's Life OthellotheCat (author) 2018-12-07
Achebe Okoro knocked on the door to his therapist's office. He was excited to talk this session, though it wasn't like he didn't like the sessions in the first place. This week, he had something…
Zero Machine Bolterpyre (author) 2018-12-07
The sack over Hassad's face was removed. He was restrained to a chair with ropes. Men in gray armor stood around, pointing their glowing rifles at him. Across, his wife and three daughters were…
A Blessed Day mayoculpa (author) 2018-12-07
"…you two, and my foolish acolyte, here, will explain very quickly how you came to bring FLESH to the door of MY WORKSHOP." Inventor-Militant Antoninah diLuca's voice was stern, but now that he saw…
Durbal 2 - This Time, It's Personal JanitorCakeworth (author) 2018-12-08
At first, it was a lot of fun. Durbal had endless things to say about the box he was put in. And he planned to say everything. “Box is unsuited to contain a sexy beast such as Durbal.” “Box is too…
Let Me Cure Her, Daddy Wydness (author) 2018-12-11
The wounded, bleeding janitor poked SCP-049's knee and whispered something, raising her hand to point down the hallway. 049 had hoped it would be able to clean her injuries in peace, but this matter…
It's A Nice Day Out Captain Kirby (author) 2018-12-12
Agent Richard Tennison cracked open another beer from the cooler. He sipped from a comfortable position against the wall as he watched his colleagues mingle and laugh. Richard allowed himself a…
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-12-14
    Like an hour ago someone whose wikidot name I don't know pitched this idea in chat and I kinda liked it. Sorry not sorry. Edit: Apparently it was "CephalopodStevenson". ▸ More by this…
The Question Tutulord (author) 2018-12-16
"Well, unfortunately, that option is unavailable to you, SCP-4586." The man's response came over the device on the wall faster than expected. Almost as if he hadn't spent a second considering the…
Anime Is Art Too, Guys Decibelles (author)
DolphinSlugchugger (rewrite)
2018-12-18
☦An anartist wants to get an anime produced.☦
It was Nice to be Invited Zachary Maxwell (author) 2018-12-18
Upstairs, Kit knew, if he ripped out his small intestine, he could write, at the very least, ‘Happy X-Mas, fuck you all’ using the organ. Experimentally, he ran his hands from his ribs to his…
A Hole in Mars 9Volt (author) 2018-12-19
The New Houston crater is as wide as the city it now exists in the place of and is deeper than any other crater on the Martian surface. It is impossible to the see the bottom — even with midday…
Dutch Class Joe Rockers (author) 2018-12-19
This has got to be the funniest thing I've drawn. Tornadoes are so fun to draw; they’re easy to draw too. Why is this kid looking over my shoulder? "Whatcha drawing?" He asks me. Like, "why the…
Misconduct on the Magnificent Mile Rounderhouse (author) 2018-12-19
Groups Of Interest » Marshall, Carter and Dark Hub Groups Of Interest » GOI-001: Chicago Spirit Info Misconduct on the Magnificent Mile A Chicago Spirit tale. Author:…
Gall, Gulls, Gallows Pedantique (author) 2018-12-19
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » LEVEL-3TITAN STAR QUIXOTIC/MOONDROP BLUEINDIR IMMEDIATE PAUSE ALL RECEIVE PRIORITY ORDER ISSUE VERIFIED: OPCOM DISCLOSE ALL…
The Boy Who Cried Wolf mayoculpa (author) 2018-12-20
"Ahhh, flesh!" Darius sprang back from the tele-cogitator, slapping a hand over his natural ear as a squeal of feedback erupted from the machine. He shook his head and sat down again, calling up…
Try and Remember GaPSMAV (author) 2018-12-21
I spotted Andrea. She was sitting alone, as usual, in our favorite spot. The background was awash with linoleum, white plastic, and fluorescent lighting. The collar of her white lab coat was tucked…
God Damn It, Every One! daveyoufool (author) 2018-12-22
Site-76, December 24th, 2018. 11:27 PM The last thing D-24899 needed was the grim reaper at the foot of his bed. Sleep paralysis, again? But he could still move. He rubbed his eyes and sat up….
A Christmas Caterwaul Ihp (author) 2018-12-23
Trigger Warning: Themes of Suicide, Depiction of Suicide Attempt December 24th Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin Seren Pryce stared blankly as she disassembled her rifle for the fifth time that night. Over her…
A Fellow Scholar DrChandra (author) 2018-12-23
Elewynn crouched upon the uppermost balcony of the Titania Spire of Fata Morgana, her bare feet clutching the smooth white stonework. Beneath her was the Fairy City, silver as moonlight and…
Nobody Likes Having Enemies Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-12-23
Groups Of Interest » Marshall, Carter and Dark Hub Groups Of Interest » GOI-001: Chicago Spirit "A para tech attack in broad daylight?" Two men silently stood before their boss, having returned…
Yuletide Joy Gabriel Jade (author) 2018-12-25
"Mommy, we're next, we're next!" Elizabeth bounced up and down on the balls of her feet, her rosy cheeks lit up in a bright smile. She looked up to see her mother's face looking down at her, her…
Upon the instruments of death, The sunlight brightly gleams KindlyTurtleClem (author) 2018-12-25
Info Title: Upon the instruments of death, The sunlight brightly gleams Author: KindlyTurtleClem Image Credit: In comments. More by this author The…
25/12/2047 9Volt (author) 2018-12-25
"This is the damn jackpot! I told you the outer solar system was the right place to be for us 'nauts!" To an outside observer, D-type asteroid 86235 Holt looks like an unspectacular dull red blot in…
There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Wishing Well Tufto (author) 2018-12-26
Info NAME OF TALE There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Wishing Well Author: Tufto. This tale is part of the End of Death canon. More of Tufto's work can be found here. …
Your Very First SCP! The Great Hippo (author) 2018-12-27
Info Article: Your Very First SCP! Author: The Great Hippo Images: Made by me, using public domain resources. Music: I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream (AM's Hate Speech) …
A Passed-away Pup Alces_alces (author) 2018-12-28
8:00 AM hey nic yeah what up not much ive just been thinking about pinto a lot oh im sorry if it makes u feel better she was a good dog she was the…
On the Radar DarkStuff (author) 2018-12-28
On the Radar A Twisted Pines / Wilson's Wildlife Tale FoldUnfold Table of Contents 1: An Informal Summary of Foundation Nexus Policy 2: Nx-17 Boring, Oregon 3: A Formal Discussion of Site-64…
When Home and Hearth No Longer Offer Solace from the Specter of Night kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2018-12-28
The Scientist Beneath the canopy, sunlight filtered in jagged, stuttered lines through gaps in trees. In the wilderness, in the beauty of nature, she thought only of the double-slit experiment….
Over My Doberman Elogee FishTruck (author) 2018-12-28
If I were to describe what I remember from before I was born, it would be “chaos”. The colors were chaos, the sounds were chaos, the shapes were chaos. Even my integrity as a being of time and space…
Addendum to neutralization report KY-2018-DW2 mayoculpa (author) 2018-12-28
Anomalous item KY-2018-DW was neutralized on 08/27/18. Embedded Foundation agents with the Lexington, Kentucky police department intercepted a call from Diane Wharton, who reported "a strange man in…
Reality TV, Designer Pets, and Fine Dining Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-12-28
The world was suddenly full of monsters back then. Even though the world had indeed become a lot harder to understand, it was a pleasant reminder that not everything was as scary as the horrors the…
The Doctor's Dilemma FloppyPhoenix (author) 2018-12-28
Info The Doctor's Dilemma Author: FloppyPhoenix Written for the 7th Annual Holiday Art Exchange for OthellotheCat, who requested a piece featuring his characters! This…
Low Earth Orbit Divinity mlister (author) 2018-12-28
Godhood Divinity Ascension Regardless of the term, there is a cardinal truth strived for. It is not earned, but rather, it is a pedigree. It infuses one's entire being, permeating substance and…
Into the Beetle Black Yonder not_a_seagull (author) 2018-12-28
Incident 2161-BETA Beginning on 2018/12/02 and ending on 2018/12/15, the rate at which SCP-2161-1 produced blank sheets of paper sharply increased. In addition, SCP-2161-2 affected several files on…
I've Been Through the Desert on a Horse with No Name DarkStuff (author) 2018-12-28
Killian "Cosmic" Kremer walked into the Nameless Saloon (oddly enough, that was its name) in the middle of some nameless town (that wasn't). Actually, in the center of town was a well, so the saloon…
New Jersey State Police: Case 102-9381-23 Rounderhouse (author) 2018-12-28
Info New Jersey State Police: Case 102-9381-23 Author: Rounderhouse Author Page: The Rounderpage™ From: Alejandro Marquez To: Mathias Dean …
Interrograde MaliceAforethought (author) 2018-12-28
Interrogate /ɪnˈtɛrəɡeɪt/ verb "Ask questions of (someone) closely, formally, or aggressively." Anterograde /ˈantərəʊɡreɪd/ adjective "Directed forwards in time." "We're up out of the pit?…
Gentle Wings Flutter Quietly In The Dark Uncle Nicolini (author) 2018-12-28
A walk in the land of the nameless. The gentle flapping of wings catapulted her awake. Her eyes shot open, darting from side to side in the pitch black void she found herself in. It was cold. Her…
When It Rains, It Pours Captain Kirby (author) 2018-12-28
Pitter. Sarah walked around her block of the Wonder World Housing ComplexitoriumTM. She was having trouble sleeping, and after she turned over for the umpteenth time too see that the sun would be…
There Are No Cages Save For Ones We Make Ourselves subtletea (author) 2018-12-29
“Do you understand what happened to you? Why you are here now?’’ the little doctor says, reading from a clipboard. There are lines in her voice just as well as the lines in her face. In front of her…
Illegitimum non carborundum; Domine salvum fac Ihp (author) 2018-12-29
CLASS COMMITTEE FRANCIS CABOT LOWELL. WILLIAM MASON BRADLEY. HARCOURT AMORY. Class Secretary WILLIAM LEVERETT CHASE REPORT. TO THE CLASS: In presenting to the class their first Triennial…
Salt Magic Blues Tufto (author) 2018-12-29
Info NAME OF TALE Salt Magic Blues Author: Tufto. This tale was his present for Weryllium, as part of the 2018 Christmas Art Exchange. It is set in the Apotheosis Canon,…
01110101 01101110 01100010 01110010 01101111 01101011 01100101 01101110 Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2018-12-30
    Gift for the art exchange for ihp. Thanks to him and to The Great Hippo for feedback before I posted. Had a weird thought about how if the technological singularity happened and created a…
He Who Screws With Reality Nagiros (author) 2018-12-30
Info He Who Screws With Reality Author: Nagiros, now with an author page. Stats: http://scpper.com/page/501187711 Shoutouts: Special thanks to Zyn for providing a…
Why Earth? Mattdoss (author) 2018-12-31
"Why do you think we call our planet, Earth?" James asked. Officer Frederick looked up from his lunch at his companion, Officer James. These two have worked together for almost a year now at…
Caged Bird Sings Jacob Conwell (author) 2018-12-31
"You're late." Francesca Carpenter sipped from a cup of coffee. A plainclothesman took a seat across from her and sighed. "You know," Agent Lee said matter of factly, “it's still a half an hour…
The Show Must Always Go On fieldstone (author) 2018-12-31
You of all people know how hard it is to keep living real life once everything becomes a musical. How the players starve and have accidents while constantly performing, how the whole world fell…

January 2019


Title Author Created
Twenty-Step Death March To UltraHell Pedantique (author) 2019-01-01
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » TO: (625 unique recipients) FROM: FORESIGHT-16 SUBJECT: Updated Group of Interest-181 Assessment and Projections Executive Summary:…
Fullmusic Astrobiologist A Random Day (author) 2019-01-01
Fitzroy: My manifesto's in my bedroom, and my will's on the kitchen counter. It's been a pleasure, man. ████ ███ ██ ███ ████ █████. <End Log> Closing Statement: Immediately following the conclusion…
The Enemy of my Enemy is my Co-Founder Gabriel Jade (author) 2019-01-01
James Cole pulled the blinds of his office window shut against the early evening sun. He wore a tense and troubled face. Until this morning, he didn't have the faintest inkling a man named Arjun…
Cheers, Kiddo! Decibelles (author) 2019-01-01
Like a Rock Cyantreuse (author) 2019-01-01
In May of 1998, I was 18 years old. I was smiling at the receptionist in the office of the Coast Guard recruiting center in Wilmington, North Carolina. I remember that it was a Monday and the…
Fifthdation Elogee FishTruck (author) 2019-01-01
Susan Gaile grew up in military, was schooled in military, and fought in military. Anything she sought to find would inevitably find itself struck by her bullet. Top of her class and best of her…
Memories and Marsupials TheManhattenProject (author) 2019-01-02
"Hey…" … "Is he dead or something? Christ, may have to get th…" … "Stick or pipe? Which one wi…" … "Three, two, one…" THWAK! Michael was pulled out of his state of unconsciousness, a blast of pain…
Ombres Malvants: 4) Blackout psul (author) 2019-01-02
« Green Recruit | Ombres Malvants | … to be continued » The shadows in the alley were ink. Tomàs was drowning. The young woman's comatose weight dragged him downwards. He shouldn't leave her,…
Wipe that golden tear from your mother dear, and raise what's left of the flag for me Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-01-02
    look it had to be done Listen while you read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0krxo46Ifbo ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. Dr. Cimmerian's head exploded in a cloud…
Change Your Past in One Easy Step! Zachary Maxwell (author) 2019-01-03
Do you ever look back at photos of you? Do you consider that vain? So maybe you look at photos of your family, your friends, and just happen to be there, and you think how much you’ve changed. Maybe…
17 Luxemburg Prospekt Gaffsey (author) 2019-01-03
Maria Alekseevna Durova had finally begun to feel at home in their new Leningrad apartment at 17 Luxemburg Prospekt. She and her husband Stanislav had moved in just over three months ago. After…
Claw And Order Weryllium (author) 2019-01-03
O5-4 tapped on the screen. She was greeted by the panicked face of Captain Jean-Baptiste Cousteau of Site-45, as emergency lights flashed and illuminated the blood and dust covering him. "We…
You do not recognise the cabin by the water Tufto (author) 2019-01-03
Info NAME OF TALE You do not recognise the cabin by the water Author: Tufto. This tale is part of the Class of '76 canon. More of Tufto's work can be found here. …
Pounded in the Butt by the Screaming Gristle Beacon from Site-Everything (NSFW) PeppersGhost (author) 2019-01-05
IMPORTANT NOTE This short story was coauthored by the Botnik predictive keyboard app. Every tale posted on the SCP wiki from its inception through 2018 was fed into the algorithm, along with…
A Tale Of Petty Revenge Uncle Nicolini (author)
Wydness (author)
2019-01-05
"A Tale Of Petty Revenge" or, "Dr. Cimmerian microwaves a slice of unwrapped Kraft American Singles in the Site-19 break room for two minutes" 10:26 AM A mousy looking woman opened the door…
Foundation Internal Examinations Division, Casefile YYKP-OYZZ Jack Ike (author) 2019-01-06
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION INTERNAL EXAMINATIONS DIVISION All practical exams involving the investigation and/or use of anomalous substances/items/entities are cancelled until further notice….
Dead?! Mina the witch (author) 2019-01-06
Janet hadn't even noticed that the pot of coffee was no longer in her hands, nor the wet feeling in her shoes. She hadn't really noticed anything in the past few seconds. "Dead?!" "I wonder what…
I just found me a brand new box of matches mayoculpa (author) 2019-01-06
Wan morning light crept over the sleeping town at the foot of the hill. Dark rooftops, the smoke of chimneys and the pointed steeple of an enormous church cast faint shadows against the snow. A sky…
It was night in the lonesome October Ihp (author) 2019-01-06
The following documents have been assembled by Agent Sinclaire, forming a rough record of the incidents which took place in Douglas County, Wisconsin during the October of 1869. K SINCLAIRE 20…
S & C Plastics Actually Does Their Job Ellie3 (author) 2019-01-06
Info More by this author This is my 1st tale! “You’re telling me that we have to actually do our jobs?” the white-coated Sevens questioned with…
Up Right Left And Down Under Stallmantic (author) 2019-01-07
It was an ordinary day on the moon. Well, not so much a day as much as the generally accepted awake time/sleep time cycle, though, in all honesty, the whole 28 and a half earth days that composed a…
From The Clutches Of Life Captain Kirby (author) 2019-01-07
A woman watched her father's chest rise and fall from the chair next to his hospital bed. The heartbeat monitor beeped in time with that one James Blunt song she hummed to herself. She wished she…
Autonomy, Part IV Cyantreuse (author) 2019-01-07
◀ previous | hub "And you say it has been over one year since you experienced uncontrollable effects?" "Correct." "You do not experience specifically reality-altering uncontrollable effects at…
That Monster Which We Call Grief Zachary Maxwell (author) 2019-01-08
There were once two identical houses. Each house had a pair within. Time moved swiftly forward and the pairs aged with this time. First, one pair lost their other half. Quickly, they were gone too….
Fragmented Memory 1289 Baronjoe (author) 2019-01-08
Hmm. This place looks cozy. Hey! Who are you? This is a restricted server. Oh, a new friend! Hi! I'm Cubie. I am new around these parts. What's your name? Cubie? Well, I don't…
the happiest days of our lives thefriendlyvandal (author) 2019-01-08
May 2025 It aired on C-Span. Which political party stood for which side of the issue on the congress floor is ultimately irrelevant. It passed senate with a slim majority vote, then tumbled around…
Scars On Cold Metal. Doctor North (author) 2019-01-08
Info Author: Doctor North. North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Startling sounds. Ridged scratches. Running. Singular….
Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These DrChandra (author) 2019-01-08
Though many who worked with Iris may have assumed she’d have an ‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead’ mentality, she actually had fairly decent sleep hygiene, much preferring the productivity of restfulness to…
Out of Many, One Zmax15 (author) 2019-01-09
Charles Hull was walking along the street one day when he experienced a very peculiar feeling. First, he was dizzy. Then, with his mind's eye, he got a very good look at himself from across the…
Staring Down the Barrel of a Sun Pedantique (author) 2019-01-09
« Previous Tale | Maim the Sky, Slay the Sun | Next Tale » 2/2/2073 Emergency Brief Notes FEB 1: A reliable source with access to GOI-181 leadership warned that hostile action on a large scale…
A Legend, of Low Birth Stallmantic (author) 2019-01-09
"You ever wonder if we've kinda lost what the Chaos Insurgency fights for?" Several men sit in a barrack, together, enjoying a meal, lightly celebrating their accomplishment the previous day. One…
Document recovered from a Parallel Universe not_a_seagull (author) 2019-01-10
Document was recovered from universe E-██████ shortly before total entropic collapse. Context of document is believed to be the final stages of an unexpectedly aborted SCP-4800 event. Greater…
Domino Effect TheManhattenProject (author) 2019-01-10
The room was well lit. The floors were polished, and there wasn't a single speck of dust to be found. Bishop found it unsettling to walk into a place devoid of dirt, but then again he had spent the…
Even The Most Masked Of Men Become Themselves Behind Closed Doors Captain Kirby (author) 2019-01-10
This was a bad idea. Travis knew it. Kate knew it. But it was already too late to turn back. The two junior researchers crouched outside of Dr. Cimmerian's office, at 10:30 at night. They switched…
The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water Zachary Maxwell (author) 2019-01-10
It was calm, it was cold, it was reflective — and it was perfect. Kit took a deep breath and then dived into the turbid water of the river, breaking through the surface. Dead reeds and grass strands…
You Have Roaches fieldstone (author) 2019-01-11
Brian stared for a full minute, hoping it would turn out to be something else, but the dead bug under the bed stubbornly continued to exist. Gross. How did it even get in here? He went to get…
Indicted Doctor North (author) 2019-01-12
Info Author: Doctor North. North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North It was never meant to be known. Always kept within….
1346-1 Researcher Calloway (author) 2019-01-13
I made it. Yeah, I did. It cost me everything, but I got through that door. And what I found on the other side was not worth the risk. Let me rewind a bit, for anyone who finds this and has no idea…
Freedom, Forever Tufto (author) 2019-01-14
Info NAME OF TALE Freedom, Forever Author: Tufto. This tale is part of the End of Death canon. More of Tufto's work can be found here. They called him a…
Wonder World Dossier Uncle Nicolini (author) 2019-01-14
NOTICE FROM GOI-386 R&I LEAD Hello! If you're reading this, it is because you've got a certain level of experience with the weirder things the Foundation deals with, know a thing or two about…
The Ethics Committee's Guide to Human Anomalies Cyantreuse (author) 2019-01-16
Introduction This document was made available to all Foundation personnel on the International SCP Foundation Network on December 04, 2024 by the Ethics Subcommittee for Sentient & Sapient…
Pozz rain_v (author) 2019-01-16
Pozz Porter Rojas, She Thought Too Good For Death, Rosy, Red1 Conspectus A soul that did not want to leave this world, Pozz came back to the plane of the living following a brief intermission…
COMPWAN Source Manipulator Woedenaz (author) 2019-01-18
    COMPWAN Source Manipulator Author: Woedenaz All images/styling created by Woedenaz This is based off my very first SCP ever: SCP-2105 - Programmable Occult Probably best to give it a read…
I'm Me, Not Debris Zachary Maxwell (author) 2019-01-19
Thinking about the chapters of a woman’s life is easy to do; much harder to live. I remember when I could see my ribs without trying, and how much I loved that, the sharp angles. I would touch them…
Persephone Project Gabriel Jade (author)
Uncle Nicolini (author)
2019-01-19
Canon Hub » End of Death » Persephone Project Alto, The evidence you've shown me is troubling. I'm authorizing you to utilize my Level-5 certification in order to track down what he's up to, and…
I'll Remember You Elogee FishTruck (author) 2019-01-20
O5-1 laid sprawled out on the desert ground and slowly succumbed to death. The prospect of death had never truly hit O5-1, and in his mind it never would have. Alas, the Fountain of Youth can only…
MC&D: The Chess Game Doctor North (author)
Ronald McKasper (author)
2019-01-21
Info Author: Doctor North. Co-Author: Ronald McKasper North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North A gracious offer. One Unjust,…
Ode on a Slasher AFX Neuromancer (author) 2019-01-21
Patrick woke up. Someone was standing at the foot of the bed. At first he thought it was his wife, but no—Beth’s warm body was lying next to him. Maybe his daughter, then? Megan had inexplicably…
After the Lightbulbs Fry Tufto (author) 2019-01-23
Info NAME OF TALE After the Lightbulbs Fry Author: Tufto. More of their work can be found here. A ladder extended from top to bottom. A metal cylinder…
Orientation for the Pastaphysics Department Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-01-27
    So the idea came out of seeing "pataphysics" and thinking it said "pastaphysics" and then thinking about what a department of pastaphysics would actually be. Then I started writing and it…
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Assured Loss of Life Zmax15 (author) 2019-01-28
Agent Wilder had been thinking about his death. He had known for a long time that, in some bizarre way, he was dead already many times over. There had been bodies produced. - Agent Wilder had…
Big Lads on Scene. No Wait. Not That Doctor North (author) 2019-01-28
Info Author: Doctor North. Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Special thanks to Proasek for picking out the title. Words….
Just Getting Fresh Air (account deleted) 2019-01-29
"A medical professional who smokes?” His neurons tensed. His soul sighed. Now he had to converse when tolerating the proximity of this stranger was enough. This was not an anti-social man, but one…
Second Chances ashburystreet (author) 2019-01-30
Info Second Chances: A 507 Tale Author: ashburystreet Image Attribution: bannerSC.jpg is an edited version of Sunset may 2006 panorama.jpg. From that page: Under the CC…
The Time We Had Jacob Conwell (author) 2019-01-31
Sasha sighed and rubbed her temples. Sitting in the Site-64 cafeteria, she seemed to have only made a small dent in the paperwork before her. MTF Tau-51 had been on quite a few missions, and it was…
【Nightcore】Dopesmoker by Sleep (Full Album) and the Revenge of Drone DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2019-01-31
Into the heavens the smoke rose from the barrel of a gun. Three shots, one, soon two kills. In a chair, a woman sat, what left of her popped head draped over the back, brain and blood sloughing…
The Apple Doesn't Fall Far Ellie3 (author) 2019-01-31
Info More by this author This is my 2nd tale! « Oh, I Wouldn't Worry About Flaky-Os | Dread & Circuses Hub | More of Fuller's Crap » "All orders…

February 2019


Title Author Created
Changes All That Is Around Me XilasCrowe (author) 2019-02-01
Info What I do for myself changes all that is around me. Written by: XilasCrowe More from this axolotl Less from this axolotl More information More…
SCP-049-ΩK Uncle Nicolini (author) 2019-02-01
Canon Hub » End of Death » Persephone Project NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION The SCP object detailed in the following document has been substantially…
An Axton to Grind JackalRelated (author) 2019-02-02
EPISODE 1: AN AXTON TO GRIND The man in the trilby passed a small crowd outside an electronics store, catching a glimpse of the news station the televisions were turned to. "… got reports of…
TRANSMISSION P1-DEEPSPACE MoreWorldliness (author) 2019-02-03
RECOVERED FROM A DEEP SPACE TRANSMISSION BY DI-P-1. BY ORDER OF THE O5 COUNCIL, THE CORRESPONDING DOCUMENT SHOULD BE SHOWN TO PERSONNEL ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS. I remember the day I thought the…
letters to my future self AthosNetwork (author) 2019-02-03
Addendum ████.1: On 2014/04/30, a series of notes written on paper scraps were recovered from PoI-████'s temporary holding cell. An excerpt of said notes is included below. Her name is Julie…
That Day In The Woods Doctor North (author) 2019-02-07
Info Author: Doctor North. North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Bright and beautiful. Always the best days. “Go play in…
The World Was Silent DrMartens (author) 2019-02-07
When Reese Martens woke up, the world was silent. His alarm clock didn't go off. The fan buzzed silently above him. Everything around him was quiet. He saw that his computer was switched on. He…
Starlow Grocery Ellie3 (author) 2019-02-07
Info More by this author This is my 3rd tale! |Hub|There's a Job For Everyone » The young Lucius Bell began his walk to his new job, lost in…
Ideals MoreWorldliness (author) 2019-02-09
They looked as if they were touching the heavens, molten hands gripping at the pearly gates before crashing back down on the tidal wave of madness that was the burning building. The flames had…
It's Too Cold For You Here Ihp (author) 2019-02-10
Previously on the UIU Series With No Name – hide block The time: January 2015. The place: Ohio. Agents Quinn MacAllister and Darnell Christman are the two remaining agents of the FBI's Unusual…
There's a Job For Everyone Ellie3 (author) 2019-02-11
Info More by this author This is my 4th tale! « Starlow Grocery|Hub|The Bed Salesman: A Brief Interlude » Before "Jane?" Cameron Peterson entered…
The Lovers Spirit Doctor North (author) 2019-02-11
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North A kindling flame,…
Daddy's hands weren't always gentle but I've come to understand, there was always love in Daddy's hands OthellotheCat (author) 2019-02-11
March 23rd, 1868 The streets of Riddle were abuzz with chatter as they saw what was likely the most garish thing they'd ever seen approaching down the central street way. Drawn by two haggard horses…
Tools of the Trade Notexactlyhuman (author) 2019-02-12
A man enters the craftsman's workshop. The room is dark, its windows encrusted with frost - only the faint light of an electric lamp in the corner provides some modicum of visibility. He shuts the…
And The World Was Yours - We Conquer Only To Fail My-Off-Day (author) 2019-02-12
When the world is mine, I will tell them it is your fault. Security Chief Nevada screams himself awake. He gets up, brushing off his uniform, and looks around at the wasteland that was his Site….
Nine Tales from the Cativerse MathBrush (author) 2019-02-13
SCP-963: Bright's Burden Dr. Felix Bright stared at the mirror. His eyes traced over every part of his body. Neatly parted hair. Large, round eyes. Square jaw. Thick, knotted hands. Small feet….
midnight-naught-exact Pedantique (author) 2019-02-15
« Previous Tale | Muckscape / Megagrid / Mayhem | Next Tale » LEVEL 129 - Flea rarely got the chance to see the world from such a height. Oddly beautiful, as ever. The sun was long set, leaving…
A Tale of Two Sites hopoffZ (author) 2019-02-15
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of…
Turn Around Brighteyes ManyMeats (author) 2019-02-15
There are things that are older than God. Cult leader Noah Slattery explores the lie that we have all been fed, and our need to become the men and women we were born to be. Our parents must die.
The Old Town Of Bridgewater MoreWorldliness (author)
Doctor North (author)
2019-02-17
Info Author: Doctor North And MoreWorldliness North's Twitter: @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North The…
Treading around the Fuzz MoreWorldliness (author) 2019-02-17
I know you hate letters. Grey clouds rumbled across the overhanging sky, whispers of snowflakes echoing their distant conversations. Such perfect astral beings; Ivan was jealous. Their life was…
More of Fuller's Crap DrChandra (author) 2019-02-17
« The Apple Doesn't Fall Far | Dread & Circuses Hub | Dread & Circuses Jumps The Shark » “The Party Poopers called. They want their poop back.” Icky held the phone by her ear for a few seconds in…
Mother, Mother I Miss You So Doctor North (author) 2019-02-17
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Mother, Mother, sing…
Stones Can Break My Bones. But Words Can Never Hurt Me. Doctor North (author) 2019-02-17
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Leaving the walls of…
They Stare Researcher Calloway (author) 2019-02-18
They stare. Long, cold nights I have spent wandering these mountains, wishing I could see more. They stare. Winter, watching the snow fall, waiting for spring. When it comes, I watch the flowers…
over-the-moon plaidypus (author) 2019-02-18
September 21, 1975 12:41 Dr. Kenneth McGuire unlocked the lab's door and walked to the communications console. He sat down and turned on the console, waiting for it to boot up. It turned on and he…
RAISA-007710 (RECOVERED DOCUMENT) MaliceAforethought (author) 2019-02-19
Info RAISA-007710: "Ghost Story" Author: MaliceAforethought Canon: Ad Astra Per Aspera More by this author RAISA FILE: RECOVERED DOCUMENT…
To The Sickest Bastard i Knew DolphinSlugchugger (author) 2019-02-20
Dear Child Gregoriy: Every single time I lay down my head to sleep I see those wreched Gallows. I see that bloody sun drench the gnarled timbers of that damned engine, oozing upon it as it…
A Fond Farewell T Rutherford (author) 2019-02-21
You’re exhausted. It’s the worst kind of exhaustion too; the paradoxical fatigue of sleeping too long, tense and sore from immobility. Hell, you can barely blink. Each eyelash weighs a solid pound….
Condor psul (author) 2019-02-22
« Idea - Ideal - Ideology | Eventide » A listless sun in the flat blue sky. Around the tarmac, dry grass sways in a hot wind. James Bradshaw steps onto the creaking airport stairs, surprised…
Choices daemok (author) 2019-02-22
Too early to sleep. Too busy to rest. The risks are too steep and not all addressed. What if I should perish by some twist of fate? My reason stands there, and it resonates. But I need to sleep….
The Beast Is Upon You Nekromykon (author) 2019-02-23
Dr. Raedon stepped out of his office; a small, dull building constructed a few metres away from the steel fence which towered over him. The office was nothing like his one at Site-108, but it had to…
Elysium Infas12 (author)
SunnyClockwork (translator)
2019-02-24
He had watched pirated Ready Player One on his phone. The camera wavered with a resolution lower than 360p, and the characters spoke god knows what language. But there were subtitles, so he was…
Three Thousand to One Proasek (author)
XilasCrowe (author)
2019-02-25
First Officer Xilas Crowe sighed as she closed the bulkhead door behind her, sealing the communications room for another day. She sighed again as Tallow handed her a rough approximation of coffee….
The Chains of Command Doctor North (author) 2019-02-26
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Like shattered glass…
Leviathan's Soliloquy sandtshark (author) 2019-02-26
"I hope you understand…" Started up Leviathan once again, almost close to 60 years since his last remark, "Nothing I have done to you has been out of spite or hate, Behemoth. I just needed you, or…
DK-Class Donkey Kong Scenario IAmTheOoga (author) 2019-02-26
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION The following document was found inside a shipment of bananas to the Site-19 lunchroom, written with musical notation…
The Legend of the Verdant Sea PMEase-G4 (author) 2019-02-26
In ages past, long before the war between flesh and steel, in a time when the scarlet empire had just begun to drown its rival cities in blood, there was a man at the court of the Red Priests, who…
Ever, Only, All OriCat (author) 2019-02-27
It was not a holy place. No great deeds had been done there, or were remembered there. No god had touched the earth. There was nothing of value there, or for miles around: just stone and scrub and…
The Spirit of the Forest Researcher Calloway (author) 2019-02-28
Once upon a time, there was a princess. "Oh come on. Worst start ever." "Shut up. Let me tell the story." This princess was sad, for her sisters were beautiful, and she was not. Her sisters were the…
A Slice of Life For a Man Completely Uncomfortable With Slices, Life, and People. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-02-28
    The continuing saga of a man uncomfortable with other people and himself but trying mightily to hide it. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. There was a sense of…

March 2019


Title Author Created
Prime Civil Dawn Pedantique (author) 2019-03-01
« Previous Tale | Muckscape / Megagrid / Mayhem | Next Tale » Flea stood at the towering door to an underground realm. A single slab of cold metal, it stood in defiance of reason and scale. What…
Back To Square One ThePaperMask (author) 2019-03-03
Reminder: This article is part of the International Contest! Of course you can vote on this article here, however, for the contest, only votes on this pages counterpart on the international wiki…
Theology of a Snake SunnyClockwork (author) 2019-03-04
The other day, a man walked up to me and talked to me about his one true god. I told him that there was no one true god, for all gods were true if they were believed in. And if there was indeed a…
Half of a Plan OthellotheCat (author) 2019-03-04
As Eugene Thacker stood and watched the fire roar, many thoughts crossed his mind. His first thought was a vindication that he did the right thing, that no longer would Marshall, Carter and Dark…
The Many Portraits Of Jack Bright Captain Kirby (author) 2019-03-04
Carl Glasko did not expect to find himself at the doorstep of Director Bright's home. When he made that quip in the bathroom about Jack liking mirrors, he thought he was just being friendly. But…
Nobody likes a know-it-all Wantcha (author) 2019-03-04
September 3rd, Perhaps not one of my finest days. The piping issue spread from the southern zone to over half of the site's area, so we had to put whatever we were doing on hold for maintenance to…
Chimes Broken 9Volt (author) 2019-03-04
« There is the sun and it is nuclear and it is nothing more. There is the sun and it is nuclear and it is nothing more. There is… » "They're still keeping this up?" Across the dirt road running…
Joey Makes a New Friend CadaverCommander (author) 2019-03-05
“Hey.” A voice made its way through all the nothing and into Joey's ears. Joey noticed it first, and then got to work remembering who he was and what ears were. “Hey. Ugly.” A jabbing sensation in…
The Midnight Students (A Totally Normal Band) Ellie3 (author) 2019-03-06
Reminder: This article is part of the International Contest! Of course you can vote on this article here, however, for the contest, only votes on this page's counterpart on the international wiki…
Aflame with the Fires of Delusion Tufto (author) 2019-03-06
Info NAME OF TALE: Aflame with the Fires of Delusion Author: Tufto. This tale is the first of Team Y.U.R.T.'s entries for the International GoI Contest. More of Tufto's…
Containment Psychiatry Orientation wmaitla (author) 2019-03-06
Hey everybody. Find this place okay? Good. Pull up a seat, grab a sandwich, I’ve got some cold ones in the esky there. Hmm? Nah, go for it. Drink if you want, I personally have a full flask with me…
Degenerate Art UraniumEmpire (author) 2019-03-07
This was written for the International Branch's Group of Interest contest, using the Fourth Reich of the German Branch! Votes are counted based on the page's rating on INT, so if you liked the tale,…
SCP-ide Ellie3 (author) 2019-03-07
Info More by this author This is my 6th tale! Alexander's eyes peeled open, his mouth dry as he groaned, raising his aching body upwards. Studying his…
Stupid Cupid pieiswrong (author) 2019-03-08
Cimmerian watched the sun lazily drop in the sky. A day full of nothing but paperwork is necessary but utterly draining. The alarms for a containment breach echoed in the halls. Lovely. He can…
Eventide psul (author) 2019-03-08
« Condor | Idea - Ideal - Ideology | Release » It is growing dark. He needs to find a place to sleep. Food, as well. The sky above the Jeep is lilac, fading to straw-yellow in the West. The sun…
They Couldn't Hit The Broad Side Of A Barn With A Target Painted On It Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-03-08
    Part of a Vs. Series that I'm doing for the youtubes. Content was originally posted as part of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzpAAJbDX-M under a Creative Commons…
Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: Mages Doctor North (author) 2019-03-08
Reminder: This article is part of the International Contest! Of course you can vote on this article here, however, for the contest, only votes on this pages counterpart on the international wiki…
Le Mort Du Alchemist DrMagnus (author) 2019-03-09
…In the end, it was Rex, not I who was his secret keeper. I compiled these volumes based on secondhand accounts and conversations that I could remember. Hundreds of years of anecdotes, records,…
Oh, I feel it! I feel the cosmos! Elogee FishTruck (author) 2019-03-09
Reminder: This article is part of the International Contest! Of course you can vote on this article here, however, for the contest, only votes on this pages counterpart on the international wiki…
Breathe on Me OriCat (author) 2019-03-10
I’m hungry. Which, I must admit, is kind of the point. If fasting does not make you hungry, you are probably not doing it right. Even so, it makes me envious, to watch my little sister and brother…
An Agent, A Cadet, A D-Class and A Janitor Walk Into The Sunlight. Doctor North (author) 2019-03-10
Team Surviving Delta moved across the barren wasteland looking for any survivors. The unimaginable happened: The end of the world. Yet, that was yesterday's news. There was no time to dwell on that….
The Things I Did for Love kinchtheknifeblade (author) 2019-03-10
My name is Jude Kriyot. And it's a funny name, isn't it? Kriyot is the city from which Judas hailed. You know, the killer of Christ. Or the one who sold out the Christ. Depending on your…
Mobile Toddler Force RockTeethMothEyes (author) 2019-03-10
Site-608's daycare center was rancorous. Not because of a rapid influx of childcare services, but rather because of the heated discussion between Dr. Banks and Dr. Cortez. From inside MTF Theta-17's…
A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates FloppyPhoenix (author) 2019-03-10
Info A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates Author: FloppyPhoenix This is a tale for Day 1 of the 144-Hour Jam Contest. The theme was "Shaggy Dog story". "Crispy…
(Not The) Foundation Fight Club! Ellie3 (author) 2019-03-10
Info More by this author This is my 7th tale! Do you want to hone your combat skills? Do you want to have fun and socialize with your peers? Do you…
You May Become Science Elogee FishTruck (author) 2019-03-10
First day with the Mission, and I’ve already witnessed a miracle! The church was deathly silent, apart from rain tapping at the windows, while I examined some scripture for Holy Law. Martyn was…
A Beautiful Machine I Made Petrocchi (author) 2019-03-10
Working for your life's passion sure is hard sometimes. Work, work, work, design, work, test, redesign, work, work work workworkworkwrksdmiafasdfj Get up at 5 AM. Check the schematics. Check the…
Nobody In Trouble JackalRelated (author) 2019-03-10
chatConnect v3.0 a private connection utility ┌────────────────────────── »'n06ody has joined the lobby └────────────────────────── <sakaali> Hello, Nobody. <einBoot> yo nobody …
Don't Interrogate a Man with Dementia Anorrack (author) 2019-03-10
Interviewed: Witness 31245-O2 Interviewer: Junior Professor Medina, head of ARC Interrogation Division (InterroDiv) Foreword: Witness 31245-O2 was a 75 year-old civilian on the sidelines of a…
A Bit More of a Plan OthellotheCat (author) 2019-03-10
Eugene grabbed at the sides of his head and breathed heavily, threatening to vomit for the third time in five minutes. He had no plans on where to take the clones, no plans on how he'll get out of…
Canine Communication Proasek (author) 2019-03-10
Researcher Krona Midaeus, for the third time in the last hour, allowed her head to slam into the desk in front of her. This caused a few other people to glance up, nod once, and return to sedately…
Dr. King Turns Everyone at S&C Plastics into Appleseeds Ihp (author) 2019-03-10
Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin March 2019 Dr. Johnathan King scooped a handful of apple seeds from the cup of water he had been drinking, and placed them on Director Nina Weiss's desk. "To answer your…
Canst thou draw out Leviathan with an Amortization? or his Tongue with a Bribe which thou lettest down? Gabriel Jade (author) 2019-03-10
Dr. Crow listened intently to the commotion about him. Strained heaves and half-uttered curses found their way to his ears, the chorus of some dozen rail workers loading no-doubt overfilled crates…
Wondertainment and the Woeful Whippersnapper Awehsohs (author) 2019-03-10
A homeless boy roosted on the street, He said to himself; "this is quite a suite!" Even with such luxury, the boy felt lonely. Surely having someone with him would make his corner a little more…
Potato Girl Decibelles (author) 2019-03-10
October 31st 7:25 P.M. Despite the reassurance it gave Heather that her mothers were okay with her spending the night without them, she still wasn't prepared for how exhausting it would…
The Glow and The Door Zapperr459 (author) 2019-03-10
September 14th. Dusk. Dr. Zapata sits on his office alone, a bottle of whiskey on one hand, a handful of papers on the other. A small window on the side of the room displays the last few rays of…
Signal for the Crack of Dawn Geckoguy2704 (author) 2019-03-10
Afghanistan, 1985 23:47 Sergei Vasiliev sat at his post, on the outskirts of the tiny village that some time ago had been occupied and turned into a Soviet base. The night had been quiet, the…
04/23/87 TheHouseOfBalloons (author) 2019-03-10
T-Minus 10 Minutes It was a dark, rainy sunrise in North Carolina, and for the second time in forty years, the SCP Foundation was running away. Dr. Rita Denver looked up into the early dawn, through…
Mage's Best Friend Stallmantic (author) 2019-03-10
Why is he so sad? A small Yorkie Pomeranian tilted her head at a small crying boy, her Master. He held, in his hand, a letter which she could not read, with a familiar wax insignia having…
Mind Your Manners PersonMcName (author) 2019-03-11
D-6721 felt the stiff collar around his neck. It made it almost impossible to crane his neck down, and reminded him of a starched collar from some trashy Victorian paperback. He could breathe just…
Where Is This Going? ModernMajorGeneral (author) 2019-03-11
Anna sees the SOONG AND CHENG PARTNERS plaque outside the door and smiles to herself. It's not the most original workplace joke, but at least one person in this office isn't a completely humourless…
Hard To Keep From Being King PeppersGhost (author) 2019-03-11
Monday "Of course there's a Temporal Abnormalities Department," said Dr. Hippo, a twinge of hurt in his voice. Dr. King lifted an eyebrow. "So you've seen it yourself, then?" "Well, not yet," Hippo…
Rising and Falling GrimmCreeper (author) 2019-03-11
“Hey Lin, congrats on the promotion.” Site Director Lin Liu continued looking out over the balcony. “Yep.” “Yep?” “Thank you, sorry. I’m… I’m just a bit fed up right now.” “Fed up with what? The…
No Dead Bodies. Ever. LukeLukens (author) 2019-03-11
"Just, don't let it touch dead bodies." That's usually what Jacob Saunders heard when he asked his questions. A non-answer followed by a quick end of the conversation and the dismissing party often…
Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: CrossFire Doctor North (author) 2019-03-12
Having retrieved their orders from O5-9, the Intelligence Agency’s duo of snipers set out deep into Chaos Insurgency territory in full grass camo outfits. Making their way to where they believed the…
MTF Whiskey-Tango DrLeibowitz (author) 2019-03-12
Early morning. Northeastern Illinois. Driving across Highway 55, a pair of hardened individuals travel towards The Windy City. They are on a mission for a god, a reality bender that could summon…
The Cottonmouth Rescues Her Darling Ellie3 (author) 2019-03-12
Info More by this author This is my 8th tale! So, you've found my journal. You probably know who I am. The Cottonmouth. I've always wondered why they…
On The Failure Of The "Open Sky" Accords Taffeta (author) 2019-03-12
The first time we met your Agent Salisbury was 'round this time last year. Big broad government man, suit and button-up, big chunky rock of a watch on his wrist. That was the thing I remember best…
S&C Paper Uncle Nicolini (author) 2019-03-12
S&C Plastics Paper S&C PLASTICS PROUDLY PRESENT… S&C PAPER We here at S&C are proud to announce that we will be expanding our product line beyond plastics and plastic products. We…
Wait, Did You Mean The Movie Or Pulp Magazines? DrChandra (author) 2019-03-12
In the dimming twilight of Baby Bone Wood, The Hook-Handed Man lumbered with a complete lack of grace, his right foot practically dragging behind him with a heavy limp. Though his groans were loud…
What's The Deal? TyGently (author) 2019-03-12
« SCP-4844 - Last Man Standing | What's The Deal? | Clash of the Cosmic Comedians » Previously… The villain known as Tim Allen has transcended the limits of mortality. Each day he is fatigued by…
Open War at Site-34 Proasek (author) 2019-03-12
Administration building, first floor. Doctor North panicked as he loaded ammunition that was far too small into his stolen revolver. The orange tip of its barrel flashing dangerously in the crack…
Not all Fiction is Told Alces_alces (author) 2019-03-12
Tucked within an ancient forest, there was a grove of storytelling trees. They were beautiful beasts with twisting limbs that provided shelter to all who could lend an ear. Their roots spread far…
Gamers Against Creativity plaguebearer (author) 2019-03-12
Yesterday at 9:48 PM - Crowenobi: wow it's depressingly quiet in here Cameramerian: Yep Pangaea: Yeah rocknrow: affirmative goopworld: fear not, for i have a cool new thing that will surely shake…
Heatwave pieiswrong (author) 2019-03-12
It’s a sweltering summer afternoon in Manila. The smog is heavy and the traffic heavier. Jose greedily grabs his drink from the vendor. A plastic bag filled with orange soda, ice, and a straw…
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring... Ayers (author) 2019-03-12
    Thank you Rounderhouse & Uncle Nicolini for taking a look at this awful thing. AKA: Appeal to gun owners Theme: 「Bananaphone」 (could it be anything else?) Image Credits: "Don't Bring" by…
To pulp the fiction. GlitchyMemories (author) 2019-03-12
I don’t know if I was born to consume, or if that you were created to be consumed. But you aren’t my first prey. It was a word. A concept. A small idea. “No one will miss it”, I said to myself, and…
Barrels of Prose and Slugs of Pulp 9Volt (author) 2019-03-12
The Starship Centaurus screams out of the wormhole at twice light speed. The chassis blasts off layers of shielding in an azure lightshow. Captain Underhill takes a look through the rear camera and…
Tales from the Other Side: Leave and Let Die Greyve (author) 2019-03-13
Incident Report ████-25: On █/██/████, Foundation-operated bot I/O-████ located an incomplete digital copy of "Tales from the Other Side, March 11th, ████", a pulp magazine containing various short…
The DevourerLand Diaries LordStonefish (author) 2019-03-13
Dear Jameson Reynolds, Nomi Barazikane, and other assorted members of the board of the Union of Christmas and Holiday Entertainers. As you know, Peter Sarábande has been Top Santa for the past…
An Actual Plan OthellotheCat (author) 2019-03-13
The man on the tarmac had been waiting for five hours. Rain usually has a tendency to make flying difficult, which is one huge reason why Hiroyuki Watanabe hated Seattle. To his relief the plane had…
My One True Love Doctor North (author) 2019-03-14
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Clenching on to his…
Still the Same Nightmares pieiswrong (author) 2019-03-14
Info Still the Same Nightmares Author: pieiswrong Audio: Original Creation by the Author. Open Mic Night at Stacker's THURSDAYS 10:00pm The stage…
Clash of the Cosmic Comedians TyGently (author) 2019-03-14
« What's The Deal? | Clash of the Cosmic Comedians || Previously… The day has come. The mad god Tim Allen has finally launched his last assault on human culture. It is only a matter of time before…
The Bed Salesman: A Brief Interlude Ellie3 (author) 2019-03-14
Info More by this author This is my 9th tale! « There's a Job For Everyone|Hub|Coming Soon! » We interrupt your normally scheduled tale to bring…
Fifth Avenue, please. DrMartens (author) 2019-03-14
Dr. Martens sighed and looked at his watch as he stood under the shelter with his hand stretched out towards the road. His watch was broken again. Its hands stubbornly remained in the same positions…
Light of the North, Or the Three Impossible Tasks of Te̮la OriCat (author) 2019-03-14
There are thousands upon thousands of stories about Te̮la the huntress, for every slave of Daevon when they tell them tells them anew, and that number is always increasing. Here is only one, that…
What You See is (Not) What You Get Proasek (author) 2019-03-14
Krona Midaeus cast her gaze around the fluid reality surrounding her, brief ideas forming and dissipating before taking shape fully. She was no stranger to lucid dreams, but the experience always…
The Many Business Ventures of S & C Plastics Ellie3 (author) 2019-03-14
Info More by this author This is my 10th tale! Sevens sat at her desk, with her friend Pop— a little green strainer— resting up against her computer…
Jonathan and his Udderly No-Gouda Slumber HotColes (author) 2019-03-15
"It's time for bed, Jonathan. It's a school night." "But mama, I'm so hungry!" "You should have thought of that before deciding not to eat supper. Bed, now." With a grand rumble in his stomach,…
The Dark Hearts of Men tupacofficial (author) 2019-03-15
September 2, 1945 "Is it over?" Charlie's words hang in the damp air of the bar, heavy with anticipation. The radio man's voice melts into a dull drone in the background as my brain struggles to…
Everybody Dreams Rat Lord (author) 2019-03-15
There was a stir in the thin, inky void. Two titans clashed, the waves of their battle washing across the endless tide of universes, at a time when all of it was new. This was the first of a…
Is Goliath not a Philistine? Ihp (author) 2019-03-17
Reminder: This article is part of the International Contest! Of course you can vote on this article here, however, for the contest, only votes on this page's counterpart on the international wiki…
The Fear of Infinity MoreWorldliness (author) 2019-03-17
I have been waiting. waiting for what, though? i have not a clue. it started a while back this text thing. at first, i had no clue what was going on i thought that, perhaps it was just my…
Unclogging the Multiverse's Trash 9Volt (author) 2019-03-17
Lake Ontario is a hotbed for dimensional weirdness. Parareligions have historically exploited it to aid in their magics, things like the eels slip out of extradimensional space routinely, and if…
Snap. Crackle. Pop. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-03-19
    Yet another vs. tale. The content of this post originated on my Youtube channel and is CC 3.0 share alike/attribution. Image is from TheVolgun here:…
I Don't Want to Know Anymore N_Aepic_Fael (author) 2019-03-19
"Fuck." The man rubbed his hands together, breathing on them in a vain effort to warm them up. Being holed up for so long made the brisk air refreshing. The action also caused him to let out a…
'Til Death Do Us Part Captain Kirby (author) 2019-03-21
“I… I think I want a divorce.” Elle couldn’t believe the words she heard. It’d been only five days since she and Jonathan flew back from their fiftieth anniversary trip to Peru. They hiked for three…
Coolest Kid in Town pieiswrong (author) 2019-03-22
Open Mic Night at Stacker’s THURSDAYS 10:00 A stage! Check. Corny Collins cosplay? Check. Big band? Hmmm. Nope. Ah! The last guy left a guitar. Why not. Check. Magic Mic? Check. Backup vocals?…
Containment Breach at Site-09 DrLeibowitz (author) 2019-03-22
Report to the Site Director by Dr. Israel Leibowitz Re: The Containment Breach on 15 September 2018 I am a little confused by this whole affair, if I am going to be quite honest with you. Site-09…
A Lone Speaker Doctor North (author) 2019-03-22
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Open Mic Night at…
We Didn't Do This For Nothing DarkStuff (author) 2019-03-23
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it Good For? SCP-3018 France & the Tale…
Origin Point Slifar (author) 2019-03-24
“Fuck! What did you do, Ais? What did you do?!” Aislyn paced back and forth, her eyes wide with panic. “You’ve completely lost it. Completely fucking lost it. And now you’re lost in some forest…
Osiris Wentworth and his Wonderful Day at Work MoreWorldliness (author) 2019-03-25
The idea of the Foundation having a Human Resources Department seemed kind of stupid. It wasn't like the establishment was well known for reducing casualties; the health care was, ironically,…
숲의 여우 (The Fox In The Forest) Doctor North (author) 2019-03-27
Info Author: Doctor North. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Leaving the snow…
An ending is only tragic if there is no one left to appreciate the beauty that came before. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-03-27
    This story was originally posted to youtube under a CC 3.0 Share Alike/Attribution license here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF5emLF41eg With it I continue down a path. Image is from…
Inn-troductions, or The Journey Begins djkaktus (author) 2019-03-28
n the corner of a busy inn, a blonde knight in modest armor bearing a strange, circular insignia on the shoulder pokes at a tankard of ale. His brow furrows as he idly spins the thick glass…
The Boat is Sinking pieiswrong (author) 2019-03-28
Info The Boat is Sinking Author: pieiswrong Audio: Voice by Author. Deep Ocean Underwater Ambience by SoundEffectsFactory License: Creative Commons Attribution-Share…
The Essence of Time Dimadude (author) 2019-03-29
The speed fluctuator had malfunctioned once more. Sparks burst from the maintenance panel and smoke rushed through the back, but this was no surprise to Doctor Conagheim. He had run multiple tests…
Libraries are simply forests given purpose. Just as we give purpose to the universe. DrWarpstar (author) 2019-03-29
October 13th For those who may one day find my journal, clutched safely in my bag once my bones are one with vines. I would let you know that mine was not a disease of self-affliction, but one of…
Static In My Attic ch00bakka (author) 2019-03-30
There's a hole in my head. It wakes me up, screaming in my dreams as usual. It's three in the morning in Antarctica, but in the bright January sun you would never know. A protein bar and a bottle of…

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Why Clef Hates Cupcakes Doctor North (author)
pieiswrong (author)
2019-04-01
Info Authors: Doctor North, pieiswrong. Follow me on Twitter @north_doctor North’s Author Page: Intelligence Agency Data Archive-Subject: North Dr….
Minneapolis Burns GreenWolf (author) 2019-04-01
The first time Florence Elsinger used magic, she was fifteen. She almost turned the Twin Cities into a pile of cinders.
Dread & Circuses Jumps The Shark DrChandra (author) 2019-04-01
« More of Fuller's Crap | Dread & Circuses Hub | Victor gazed up at the steely blue sky, its subtly unfamiliar hue serving as a grim reminder that he stood on an Earth that was not his own. The…
Words of Wisdom from the Containment Chamber of SCP-046-ARC, better known as Richard "Big Dick" Chappell Rounderhouse (author) 2019-04-01
Words of Wisdom From The Desk Of Richard Chappell ca. 1938 SCP-046-ARC, infamous Chicago Spirit leader Richard Chappell, was detained by the Foundation in 1933 after a raid on his estate and…
In The End, We All Went Out in a Blaze Swaghetti (author) 2019-04-01
04-1-201900h03: Night sky begins to shift color, unknown cause. Live news reports on strange phenomena. 04-1-201901h12: Unknown type of radiation detected in the upper atmosphere. NASA and…
Release psul (author) 2019-04-02
« Eventide | Idea - Ideal - Ideology | Crossroads (coming soon) » This almost feels fun. True, the helmet pinches. The suspension is unforgiving. There is much dust. But the bike is sound, the…
The Midnight Curve Tufto (author) 2019-04-03
Info NAME OF TALE The Midnight Curve Author: Tufto. This poem is part of the End of Death canon. More of Tufto's work can be found here. The following…
The Call to Action (For a Modern Audience) DarkStuff (author) 2019-04-04
by DarkStuff Info More by DarkStuff~! Independent SCPs SCP Title SCP-2728 On the Barcelona Skyline SCP-2729 What is it Good For? SCP-3018 France & the Tale…
The Place To Find Yourself Ellie3 (author) 2019-04-05
Info More by this author This is my 11th tale! Luke Brockett fell to his knees onto the rough gravel road, watching with watery eyes as a group of…
The Moon's Stellar Companion Woedenaz (author) 2019-04-05
An Unexpected Interview GreenWolf (author) 2019-04-05
She woke up. That surprised her. She noticed several things in the first few moments of consciousness, each more alarming than the last.
The Postmodern Prometheus MaliceAforethought (author) 2019-04-07
SCPF Europan Outpost "CANTOR" 2050-06-12, Anno Terra "So, what's the damage?" There's a click click click as Milo's assistant runs up a database entry. "Kyle Wheaton, biological age 31,…
Much Wisdom Is Much Grief GreenWolf (author) 2019-04-08
“That is why the Council of 108 has invoked Article 13, and why we are now calling upon the Foundation to honor its commitments and help us prevent another occult war.”
Joey Fucknuts Steals The Declaration of Independence not_a_seagull (author) 2019-04-09
Reminder: This article is part of the International Contest! Of course you can vote on this article here, however, for the contest, only votes on this pages counterpart on the international wiki…
Tuae OriCat (author) 2019-04-09
You had nothing more to lose. (Not that you had ever necessarily had that much to lose in the first place - a mother, with long dark hair and kind eyes, who told you stories about far-off lands and…
Stupid Cupid: Stop Picking on Me pieiswrong (author) 2019-04-10
Previously on Stupid Cupid: A knock on the door. “You got time for one more signature?” It’s Dr. North. Laughter bursts through the door and into Dr. Cimmerian's office. A winged cherub with a…
CASE HATE RED qntm (author) 2019-04-10
If Adam Wheeler gave it some thought, or if someone were to prompt him with the right questions, he could put words around the fact that his existence doesn't bring him any satisfaction. He would…
In Shadow LurkD (author) 2019-04-11
► Information ▼ Close The Gist Simply put, this is a quest of mystery, magic, peril, and the SCPverse. Here you play as a character named 'Umber'. The participation of the audience will drive…
When Situations Degenerate ch00bakka (author) 2019-04-11
Two old men stood before an old oak door. They had renewed the bindings, knots and spirals of blue woad and white chalk and black charcoal, as their families had for millennia. They had sacrificed a…
Come Together. Right Now. Over me. Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2019-04-11
    The text of this work was originally posted to my youtube channel as part of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lEeWjJU09Y It is licensed Creative Commons 3.0 SA/BY. The artwork…
Oh-Fucking-Seventy-Six The Great Hippo (author) 2019-04-12
Info TITLE: Oh-Seventy-Six Author: The Great Hippo Images: N/A Music: Same Ol' (The Heavy) More by The Great Hippo: SCPs – hide block SCPs [SCP-3034] The…
Thunder's Fist, Solomon's Hand GreenWolf (author) 2019-04-12
A lance of pure force traveled down her arm and out her hand as she punched the Nazi wizard in the face with all the power of a speeding locomotive.
The Unknown Humanmale (author) 2019-04-14
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION The document you are attempting to access has been sanitised. The original contains cognitohazardous material and is…
The Phoenix, The Nightingale, and The Magpies GreenWolf (author) 2019-04-15
Florence Elsinger could have been one of the most valuable agents this organization has ever fielded. Instead we created Florence Thorne, a hardened battlemage who despises the Foundation.
Get Out Of Her Way ch00bakka (author) 2019-04-16
« When Situations Degenerate || Get Out Of Her Way || Blind to the Big Surprise » Iris Black was going to be late to class. It was, to be fair, not entirely her fault. Thursday was Derby night,…
Anahata or The Crying Boy Kakroom (author) 2019-04-17
There's a dock south of Site-12 where head office takes in food and some of the more special equipment for the people we hold. Day in, day out and the white ships follow it - you'd figure they'd…
Fleas, Roaches, and Gnats Pedantique (author) 2019-04-17
« Previous Tale | Muckscape / Megagrid / Mayhem | Next Tale » A public shower, a trip through back-alley shops, and a handful of off-brand EnerGex left Flea feeling like a new person after a…
Project Hellhound The Great Hippo (author) 2019-04-17
Info Title: Project Hellhound Author: The Great Hippo Images: N/A Music: POKÉMON THEME (Jonathan Young & Jason Paige) More by The Great Hippo: SCPs – hide block …
Dvojka Kakroom (author) 2019-04-17
Jonah had never imagined that he would spend the remainder of his life in a boat - or for that matter, even beyond a sparse, fleeting moment within one. He guided Liesl's eye as she gripped the…
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