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F U B A R Dr Gears (author) 2011-11-03
“What are they doing?” “Nothing… just… talking. Are we sure we're in the right place? How do we know these aren't just random people waiting for a ride or something?” Agent Four grinned, his lean face…
Faceless Anonymouse99 (author) 2012-04-30
It was a simple matter really. Just a few authorization codes he nabbed the last time he got out and….there it was. For all their security, the Foundation was essentially just a secret prison that…
Facetious Fanatics TwistedGears (author) 2014-10-15
Jakeob Aldon squinted as The Janitor's Way collapsed behind her, nonlight from the being's personal space bathing her workshop in its ethereal unglow. She shivered, her shirt soaked with Everett. She…
Factory-Finding Mission DrEverettMann (author) 2012-07-31
So there I was, in a power plant what was about to explode, surrounded by the enemy. An idle thought; it's how Max would have started the story, if he'd survived. He'd have come up with some clever,…
Facts Concerning Team 15 of Chapterhouse 4 and the Black Book Ihp (author) 2013-08-30
In other worlds far less queer than our own, the Necronomicon is, to some, an everyday part of life. Researchers at Miskatonic University in the fictional Arkham, Massachusetts, pore over it almost…
Fading Gargus (author) 2013-03-21
Needle needle in my neck Weird clear stuff pumping through it Who are you people What are you doing Where is my son Rubble all around me. Where am I? The mall? I think that's where we were, but…
Faith Crayne (author) 2015-01-07
For the 2014 Secret Santa Art Exchange, I was challenged by LordSpy to write a tale based on the output of a random plot generator. I used the creepypasta plot generator created by Syera, found here….
Faith and Knighthood Nighkos (author) 2013-08-31
A Templar Knight is truly a fearless knight, and secure on every side, for his soul is protected by the armour of faith, just as his body is protected by the armour of steel. He is thus doubly armed,…
Faith of the Foundation Kalinin (author) 2012-06-15
Check your weapon, soldier. And Flabgobbatron guide you.                                                                                                                             Mercer checked his…
Family thedeadlymoose (author) 2014-07-08
Prisoners Showtime Present Day Sigurrós Stefánsdóttir, the girl the Foundation called SCP-239, stirred in her coma-induced slumber. She was fidgeting anxiously in the dreamscape constructed…
Family Business Riemann (author) 2014-07-17
In all great family trees, there is a small and stunted little twig that is ill mentioned and highly embarrassing. A stain on the illustrious painting of heritage. A black sheep. A brown M M. The…
Family Planning Dr Cuddles (author) 2014-10-07
To marry, to rear his daughters, these things were on the surface good. But to have had the long years in his power, to have controlled their lives, to have warped their natures even, these might be…
Family Ties Crayne (author) 2014-07-03
Elisa sighed contentedly as she sat in the moonlight, her head cradled in Tom's lap. He was just a lowly worker for the circus and she was a member of Fuller's collection of freaks, but while there…
Farming And Coffee And The End Of The World Salt Lick (author) 2014-11-22
Once, there was a rundown diner where two elderly men were sitting, waiting for a third to show. It was dark out and the only light that could be seen outside was that single, dimly-flickering lamp…
Father Iron Gaffney (author) 2012-12-27
The man in the suit wiped the sweat from his brow. Christ, he hoped that they would wrap it up soon. The chanting grew more intense. Father Iron, King of War! the crowd sang in Haitian creole, Lord…
Father Of Lies Dr Gerald (author) 2010-04-07
Agent Jason Suthers woke with a start, thinking that the only way he could feel this way would be if his face were on fire. From what he could tell, his head was covered in heavy bandages and he felt…
Fault Tuomey Tombstone (author) 2015-05-27
Document F246-2 - recovered from the site of a suicide of Anomalous Humanoid F246's mother. SCP designation pending. An investigating officer read the note aloud, shooting himself in the head and…
Fault Lines Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-12
Quinine’s bitter, sugar’s sweet! The music blared. It was the only way she could stay alert in the early mornings. Regional Director Kate McTiriss drummed her fingers on the desk, whiny lo-fi music…
Favors-Part One Dmatix (author) 2012-06-24
The man in grey sat on the rooftop and waited. Beneath him, the city spread endlessly, an ocean of lights and color under the night sky. On the balcony below, a party was nearing its conclusion;…
Favors-Part Two Dmatix (author) 2012-08-17
Note: Naturally, this should only be read after Favors-Part One Colonel Arjmand wasn't sure he made the right choice. Granted, it was either using the talisman or certain death, but the latter seemed…
Fear Alone djkaktus (author) 2014-10-12
The two doctors stood side by side in the tiny room, facing the locked door on the other side of the one they had just entered through. The elder of the two quietly flipped through a number of pages…
Fear Not Randomini (author) 2015-10-21
I had fear. Fear had me. I had no words. There were no sounds. I found words, in the darkness. There were none to talk to. I found ears, in the darkness. The ears did naught but whistle. Nothingness…
Festival Of Arthropods SpectralDragon (author) 2016-12-29
Laurie looked behind her, making sure that Speaker was still nearby. In a festival of arthropods, a human was prone to stand out immensely. Speaker could pick their form, and had decided to change…
Feverish Dr Gears (author) 2010-06-07
The sweat slid in rivers as he burned. Inches from the fan blades, the pounding breeze doing next to nothing to relieve the searing fire in his flesh. Sick for the last two days, Adam's fever had only…
Field Man Cherry Pict (author) 2011-06-23
When I was little - I, that is Crackles, not an unnamed creepypasta protagonist - I went on a lot of road trips with my dad and my brother, almost always to Idaho to visit family. We passed by a lot…
Fields Of Green Drewbear (author) 2013-03-13
A voice echoed from the intercom set flush in the ceiling. Okay, boys. This is the last of the food flavoring trials. Swallow the pills you've been given, then fill out one of the forms with what you…
Fifteen To Sixteen agatharights (author) 2010-02-15
“I’d think it would be warmer.” “Huh?” “The end of the world. I mean, think about it. When somebody says post-apocalyptic wasteland, you picture a desert, right?” “Mm. I guess so.” “Instead of the…
Fight Eskobar (author) 2012-06-02
Fucking hell, Sarah, Mitchell said. I guess I'll just stop talking. Just He made a growling sound of frustration. You know how much I hate it when you curse at me, Sarah said. You can't argue…
Figure and Ground psul (author) 2015-11-09
She lay, crying, in the darkened cell, listening to her brother's screams and the threats of their captors if he failed again. SCP-2162: Supplementary materials + Addendum 3: Field Diary -…
Fik'ra Eskobar (author) 2014-06-26
Abd al-Rashid bin Tannous adjusted himself again in the uncomfortable plastic chair provided to him. The Office for the Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts operated on a limited budget, it was true, and…
Fin. Jekeled (author) 2012-06-06
The battle of the ages.                                                                                                                             Author's Note-This is the old 1234 (Jester)/Subtle…
Final Attack Orders Randomini (author) 2013-12-03
Pico Wilson sat in the middle of his corpse pile. The Sculptor was talking at The Painter; The Painter talking at The Composer; The Composer was talking at The Builder; The Builder was talking at The…
Final Proof Jekeled (author) 2012-05-31
It's really the last thing that you need to see.                                                                                                                             Author's Note: This is a…
Final Regrets Aelanna (author) 2013-08-03
Regret had existed since time immemorial, since the first mind capable of reflecting upon its actions took a moment to consider the consequences of its decisions. With each passing generation, as…
Finding Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-04-20
Agent Clarissa Shaw stood silently, looking into the contents of a Site-64 interrogation room. Sitting at the table inside was a Saker who called itself Miles Wilson, an android designed to resemble…
Finding The Machine Fantem (author) 2013-01-30
We were prepared for war. It was obvious our mission was important from the start. Oftentimes, a manager or vice president would send their good graces before a mission, but seeing you was a rare…
Fire TroyL (author) 2010-09-08
I am followed by fire. It sounds really, really weird, I know, but it’s true. Every house, every apartment I’ve ever lived in has burned to the ground. Even stranger—it’s predictable. If I lived…
Fire on the Horizon Dmatix (author) 2012-08-24
The narrow alleyways of the Armenian Quarter of Old Jerusalem were beginning to darken as twilight stretched the shadows of the ancient stone buildings over them. Henry De Montfort felt the age of the…
First Day rumetzen (author) 2013-01-12
Joshua Thomas Eichburg stared in disbelief at the room in front of him. It was smaller than any other office he'd seen at the FBI, maybe the size of a bedroom. It was the only one he'd seen with no…
First Interlude: Old School Roget (author) 2013-01-10
We're going to have a great year, aren't we? - The girl who sat behind you. Students! Please be advised that class scheduling will begin this Saturday, in the auditorium. Please remember to bring…
First Ones In AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-30
Ey, who you callin' bái chī, bái chī? Qianlong shouted. The Eight Banner system of the Qing Empire's army had been maintained for hundreds of years, with each banner consisting of men of certain…
First Quarto ahbonjour (author) 2015-03-02
A collection of sonnets based on different SCPs.                                                                                                                             184 134 1733 1370 2201…
First Seed Roget (author) 2012-08-10
March 11th, 2015. Siberia was not nice this time of year. Anders Forsman wondered if Siberia was ever really nice at any time of the year. Either way, this wasn't his normal neck of the woods. The…
First Time's The Charm Boogey_Man23 (author) 2017-02-13
Assigned Personnel Light Transport Vessel 04 Pilot: Brad Cannon Deckhand(s): George Montgomery Rudy Lynch Timothy Holland Boarding Party Security Officer(s): Ken Jones Peter Alves …
Flamingos Wogglebug (author) 2012-06-14
Note: The following audio transcripts were recovered from an audio listening device found installed inside the home telephone of Arthur Windsworth during the recovery operation of SCP-1507. The origin…
Flexibility Randomini (author) 2013-11-23
When we first encountered the Artists, we followed standard procedure. Shoot first, ask questions later, then pass around amnestics like candy at a birthday party. This did not work for long. The…
Flora thefriendlyvandal (author) 2015-06-28
She could grow flowers from the ground and fruit from the trees by glancing at a barren place. Everywhere she went, and everything she touched, was beautiful and alive. She burned like a star and was…
Flow SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-04-14
Martha stood in a vast river, feeling the chill down her knees. The river, clear as clean glass, babbled around her, swirling and surging, but there was no shore. White mists loomed over the water,…
Flower Girl Aelanna (author) 2013-05-02
Blossom was a flower girl who was in fact a flower she worked a shop on Third and Pearl which was in fact her bower A boy walked by and pointed out her status with some laughter and though she smiled…
Follow The Keter Rejekyll (author) 2012-04-03
Note: The following audio log was recovered from security cameras inside of SCP-682's containment cell during Incident 682-076-1JF4D-NA5, in which SCP-076-2 breached containment and engaged in combat…
Folly djkaktus (author) 2015-05-21
I was once assigned to SCP-058, Karlyle said. Back then, it would rage throughout the day and the walls of the containment cage would bend until they would buckle and break, and new walls would be…
Fools of Us All Ihp (author) 2017-04-01
NO! JUST NO! I QUIT! The entirety of Site-87 stopped what they were doing as the intercom system came to life and Director Nina Weiss was heard over the loudspeakers, cursing like a drunken Lord…
Footsteps Anborough (author) 2013-09-17
I hated you. I can count every meaningful conversation we ever had on my digits. What I can't count is the number of times they told me how important you were. Government scientist. Indispensable….
For Elise MisterKillam (author) 2013-02-27
Elise was my only thought. I meant nothing but to have her. I started with one, one of me, alone in everything, nothing else entering my world but me and a ham radio set, airwaves singing my thoughts…
For Old Time's Sake Bennings (author) 2016-01-31
“Bloody hell, did Bennett have to pick such a cold place?” Abby said, rubbing her hands together for warmth. Larry placed a large crate in the snow in front of them. “It’s Finland, what’d you expect?…
For Want of a Nail... Aelanna (author) 2012-04-06
A single nine-millimeter round rolled lazily across the floor. If it were a bit more invested, it might have been upset at the rookie agent who carelessly let it roll away across the table in his…
Foreign Aid Drewbear (author) 2013-02-05
Maria Nwosu wiped the sweat from her face as she waited outside the village, a strong breeze blowing her colorful skirt against her legs. She shaded her eyes as she looked across the veldt, trying to…
Forgiveness Wils (author) 2016-08-29
Note: This is part nine in a multi-part story based around the events leading up to the containment of SCP-2982. It is recommended that you read the previous entry Comfort Breaks first, or start from…
Former Assets DrChandra (author) 2017-03-05
Fuller Than Full! “You’re not afraid of clowns, are you?” When Victor had been interviewed for a sales rep with MC D, they had asked him a lot of unusual questions, but for some reason that one had…
Fortunate Son bleggs (author) 2010-01-14
Marcus straightened his tie and brushed his hair to the right side with his hand. One of his roommates was playing Tupac and wildly throwing gang symbols at his desk. He could see him in the mirror….
Foundation Burger Gargus (author) 2012-03-18
Goddammit, people! shouted Manager Fred, bursting through the front doors of the restaurant. Can I go out for a cup of coffee for five minutes without you people screwing things up? With all due…
Foundation Rhymes - A Collection of Children's Rhymes With an SCP Personnel Twist ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-09
Someone's Computer Someone's computer sat on a desk Someone's computer fell during a test All of Rosen's tools and all of Rosen's brain Couldn't put the computer together again Computer's owner asked…
Founding Djoric (author) 2012-07-14
August 12th, 1993 The door buzzer buzzed. “Ah, that must be them now,” Dr. Crow stood up and walked to the door. He always did that: never said come in , never had anyone else go do it, he always got…
Four Seconds, Low Pitched ksaid (author) 2013-04-06
An extended siren for fifteen seconds meant fire. A continuous siren meant evacuation. Three short sirens meant a lock down, and two short sirens followed by an extended siren was a bomb threat….
Four Tines Blind Pig_catapult (author) 2013-06-22
Feet climb nine steps and four Feet bring him to my door Hands pry pine wide Push chair aside Begins to chide I cannot hide Hand grimes a glass of wine Hand grasps a fork and knife I whine and cry I…
Fourth and Long djkaktus (author) 2014-08-27
Welcome back, sports fans! This is Hermes Evaristas, and with me as always is Eupraxia Kassandros. If you're just joining us, the score is 24-28, and we've reached the two-minute warning in the…
Fragments TheDuckman (author) 2011-05-09
AKA: Stuff You Will Never Use, But Wanted To Share The point of this page is simple. Everyone has pieces of stories, or articles, inside their head. Bits that you yourself may never use, but would…
Freaky Commodities Rejekyll (author) 2014-06-26
There were four men in the elevator. Two buff men in loose suits stood on the edges, staring blankly at the wall in front of them. Next to the left-most guard was a middle-aged British man with a…
Free Freaks OZ Ouroboros (author) 2014-07-08
Kagome kagome Kago no naka no tori wa Itsu itsu deyaru Yoake no ban ni Tsuru to kame ga subetta. Ushiro no shoumen daare Yume Kurosawa hummed an old Japanese children's game song to herself as she…
Free Reality Check!: Press Button FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-12-10
It was a generally gloomy day, such as was normally the case when Dr. Jack Bright had a mild hangover and was also a chimpanzee for one reason or another. Outside his window the rain pattered lightly…
Friday Djoric (author) 2012-10-11
While Nexus points of this nature exist elsewhere in the world, it is in the United States that they are the most prominent. This is, in my opinion, an example of culture’s influence on universal…
Friday, 2200, Paul Dimaccio's Personal Quarters Mr Carbon (author) 2014-02-17
Dear , Paul Dimaccio rubbed his eyes, looked at the form letter on his laptop screen, and began filling out fields. Dear Ms. Stanwick, Please accept my deepest sympathy, and that of every…
Fried Chicken & Lime Jello, the Dr. Bjornsen story Dmatix (author) 2016-04-01
Listen. First thing first, I have absolutely no idea who Dr. Bjornsen is. I might, it is possible he's the guy I just clocked in the face with a sock with a brick innit, but evidence regarding this…
Friends in Dark Places tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2012-08-08
I'm not really sure how I wound up in the water. The rush of currents and crunch of impact after impact as I was dragged along the rocks by the merciless current drove everything else from my mind….
From On High (Antarctic Exchange #4) Djoric (author) 2013-01-29
Darkness, and then light. The mind crystallized, the web of gold filaments woven into spiraling pathways amidst the fluid blackness, shining spheres beading on the mesh. Peace flowed, one thread to…
From the desk of B. Dark: tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-08-05
Gentlemen, the year is 194█. I have been gone from your sight for a very long time, and traveled far along my own grim path. Such is life! But, having left you as keepers of my fortunes in my absence,…
From the Diaries of Lord Blackwood Smapti (author) 2012-05-28
July 3rd, 1857: It has been the better part of a year since I set sail from England. I feel myself overcome with a certain melancholy every time I watch the White Cliffs of Dover disappear over the…
From The Mists Of Time Gargus (author) 2012-06-28
There is an ancient legend. Before man came to master fire and cultivate his food, he lived in perpetual fear. There existed creatures of such frightful appearance and terrible power that even the…
From Unknown Admirer to Unknown Admiree SoullessSingularity (author) 2012-02-12
☦A story about love and connections.☦ I no longer care who may be reading this. Whoever it is. Even if it's the kindest of men. I love you. Let us be together. We can be happy together, and neither of…
From Vagrants, to Gentlemen Snowshoe (author) 2012-11-02
Marshall slid the sleeve of his suit back, the ornate silver watch on his wrist glinting in the dull yellow glow of artificial light. Two minutes, eighteen seconds. He was on the second floor of the…
Fuckfull: The Full of Fuck Saga: Part 4: Do You Remember Fuck?: The Movie: Expanded Director's Edition: Special Collector's BD DrClef (author) 2017-04-01
Hey, guys, just so you know, this fic is, like, totally not safe for work and probably not safe for life either, so you probably shouldn't read it. Thanks. + show block – hide block Dames are…
Fuller Than Full! DrChandra (author) 2017-04-11
Former Assets “Ladies and Gentlmen, let’s have another big round of applause for Bubble Gum, the tipsy elephant. Try not to feel too sorry for her. We can’t help her until she admits she has a…
Fun Tanhony (author) 2011-11-16
Valley lay in his bed, wheezing as he spoke with his head of security over the radio. Are my preparations in place? he gasped, still managing to bring menace into every syllable. A few seconds…
Funding A Vacuum (author) 2014-06-01
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Funerals Are Fun WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-12-07
My brother Ross died a week ago in a freak accident involving a slow loris. Turns out, they're related to monkeys, and poisonous. Who knew? I never knew Ross was into slow lorises, anyway. The doctor…
Funfiction TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-05-31
O5-7 arrived to the breached containment unit at the lowest underground level of Site-19. Director Bright waited for her along with a Containment Specialist. “It’s good to see you again, Jack,” said…
F̶o̶u̶r̶t̶e̶e̶n̶ Thirteen Fantem (author) 2015-12-16
Randale remembered when he was given his life by Huesic, member of the last pair, and the thirteenth demiurge to have been created from the Maker. Being number 67 of 777, Randal was one of the handful…

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Game Day 1: Die Hardest Edrobot (author) 2011-10-08
Debriefing: Dr. Michael Edison Excerpt from Interview conducted by O5-█, regarding Dr. Edison’s involvement in Incident 234-900-Tempest Night-1. O5-█: Good evening, Dr. Edison. Dr. Edison: Good…
Game Day Part 1: Attack of the Replicas Sorts (author) 2011-10-04
Having suffered from sleep apnea for most of his adult life, Dr. Johannes Sorts was quite accustomed to waking up suddenly in the middle of the night (or day) because he had stopped breathing in his…
Game Day Part 1: Mastication, Deglutition, Emesis thedeadlymoose (author) 2011-10-17
It's beautiful, Dr. Lesley Mause announced, zooming in on the wriggling cells taking up her monitor's screen. Dr. Drake looked over her shoulder, still wearing the same bored expression he'd had for…
Game Day Part 1: Preliminaries Tanhony (author) 2011-10-05
One month before Tempest Night A single brown leaf blew through the long-abandoned corridors of Site 17. Skeletons lay in the hallways where they had fallen. An alarm blared through the corridors,…
Game Day Part 1: Smilers Eskobar (author) 2011-10-13
During Incident 234-900-Tempest Night, many junior staff and personnel took part in the attempts to repel attackers by seizing control of already uncontained SCPs or, in some cases, breaching…
Game Day Part 3: Synchronous Roget (author) 2013-03-16
Murphy stumbled through the darkened corridor, trying and somewhat succeeding at avoiding the debris that was strewn across the floor. Behind him, indistinct voices still called out, searching for…
Game Day Phase 2: ". . . And Then I Saw The Light" DrClef (author) 2011-10-19
What am I even doing here? Sol muttered, watching the man in the wolf suit walk by. I don't have anything in common with these people. These people happen to be our most faithful customers, man, …
Game Day Phase 2: Second Language DrClef (author)
eric_h (author)
2011-11-01
[Tempest Night, 18:43] Dr. Clarkson walked the halls, holding the scroll in his hands, careful to avoid confrontations. After a few minutes, he was able to stop screaming, and concentrate on his goal….
Game Day: Imago Drewbear (author) 2011-10-04
Imago | BoFA: Inhale | BoFA: Holding It | BoFA: Exhale quietwetsmall twitch wetsmallernotquiet turn smallestLOUDSHINE stretch tear Clem Walsh was having a bad day. Months ago, he had lucked out…
Game Manual TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-02-20
Foundation Secure, Contain, Protect A Wondertainment Co. game Contents of the SCP Foundation Special Edition Box® In the box you can find a single disc, compatible with all modern computers…
Games Reality Benders Play TheDuckman (author) 2009-08-03
The old man stands over her hospital bed, staring down at the girl. She is wired to all sorts of machines, beeping and booping, all of them designed to keep her alive. All of them unneeded. He leans…
Ganymede thedeadlymoose (author) 2013-02-06
Erichthonius begat Tros, king of the Trojans, and Tros had three noble sons, Ilus, Assaracus, and Ganymede who was comeliest of mortal men; wherefore the gods carried him off to be Jove's cupbearer,…
Gate of Janus Chubert (author) 2014-07-08
Ever since Zhi Xin had returned from leading the raid at Larissa, Arjun had watched her nibble on a stale piece of bread. Her face was scrunched in an expression that Arjun judged to be two parts…
Gears Is Totally Not A Robot Guys Dr Solo (author) 2016-04-01
The following is an O5's (adult?) tale “No I’m telling you, there’s no fuckin’ way we’d have a goddamn robot in upper management.” “But a fucking dog is perfectly acceptable to you?” “That’s…
Gelobt sei A Vacuum (author) 2016-11-07
The room chilled him to the bone. Aesthetically it was bare - a single bookshelf lie adjacent to the windowless port opposite the door, where one could grasp the sparkling Mediterranean. A squat…
Getting Under His Skin Drewbear (author) 2011-10-28
He used to be bored at work, but now he actively hated it. After the Tempest Night, everyone had been terrified that that hybrid of the Lizard and the wire weed would start killing everyone with…
GFC Arlecchino (author) 2010-04-09
A cold sweat had been coursing it's way down Dr. Gerald's spine for the last 20 minutes as he waited outside Dr. Bright's office. The hallway seemed to darken by the second, lights dimming into…
Ghost Eskobar (author) 2012-02-21
Agent Enfield surveyed the scene, keeping his opinions to himself. Major Whitside brought his horse beside Enfield's and looked through his binoculars. Not too many of them, Enfield muttered, half…
Ghost Stories PaladinFoster (author) 2012-10-28
The sun was just beginning to set as I paddled into the Okefenokee swamp along with my friends, Hank and Lucia. We weren't strangers to kayaking in the swamp; we had all done it since we were kids….
Girls' Night Out: Dressing Up DrClef (author) 2015-04-03
Breakfast arrived at 0700 every day. Iris tried to make sure that she was showered, her bed was made, and her quarters were clean and neat by then. Not that she particularly cared what the…
Girls' Night Out: Getting Drunk DrClef (author) 2015-04-06
All right, Adams said, marching back and forth with the military bearing of a General addressing his troops. The name of the game tonight is 'Bar Crawl.' Five bars. Five bartenders. You copy? …
Girls' Night Out: Raising Hell DrClef (author) 2015-04-09
Spider knew that she was in deep shit when the tall woman accompanying KTE-11971-Green Ember walked straight up to her and tried to buy her a drink. It was supposed to just be a girls' night out….
Giving Bad People Good Ideas rumetzen (author) 2017-01-22
The diner’s light shone like a lone glimmer of hope within the darkness of the city. The waitress wiping down the counter wore a bored expression. It was nearing the end of her shift, and the only…
Glass x Diogenes 4 Life! <3 Silberescher (author) 2016-04-02
Disclaimer: This tale uses the word fuck , and not as a curse word, as meaning what it means in the dictionary. The doctor gazed into the looking glass. In the looking glass was the looking Glass,…
God Am rumetzen (author) 2017-01-31
Alarath squatted on the sidewalk and observed the new world he'd found himself in. The first thing that struck him about the city was how many people seemed to be living in it. Though it was night,…
GOI-001: Chicago Spirit PeppersGhost (author) 2014-07-10
The anomalous crime syndicate from Chicago, Illinois                                                                                                                             ca. 1938 I don't…
GOIng My Way DrEverettMann (author) 2011-09-12
Okay, so what happened is No, sir, I would not lie to you. I will contain myself to the purely factual. Yes sir. No sir. The squid were factual. I have pictures. No sir, there were no squid at the…
Going Out Roget (author) 2012-12-25
On 9/18/2011, SCP-703 manifested an instance of SCP-703-1. Analysis revealed it to be a list of items produced by SCP-703, dating back to its initial containment. Referencing with updated…
Going Out Of Book Gaffney (author) 2014-06-30
You're joking, Alison said. She addressed a chubby, sexless doll that sat in the middle of a circle formed of salt and iron filings. Its plastic face remained stuck in a permanently coy smile. …
Going Straight To Hell In A Lincoln Continental Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-12
Fault Lines | DNM | Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 - | - | - McTiriss, Solowski, Houghton and Perez stumbled, but landed on their feet. The ninety-degree shift in gravity upon jumping…
Golan Wils (author) 2015-07-25
Date: 2015-02-15 Time: 17:56 From: Subsite 23-Delta-K6 Lead Research Analyst Dr Marion Kelster To: Subsite 23-Delta-K6 Chief Security Officer Frank Onegra Subject: RE: (Ex)Agent Paris -…
Golden Horde Blues Vezaz (author) 2013-09-02
Look, I'm going to level with you: the Romans perfected time travel. Did it some time around 107 BC. Somehow, between reorganizing the army and becoming consul, Marius found the time, no pun intended,…
Good As New Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-09-07
Aaron Howell sat quietly on his bed. While a normal eleven year old boy might be busy creating epic space battles with his toys, this one just did not have the energy. The late afternoon sun peered in…
Good Morning, Sunshine Eskobar (author) 2012-07-08
Act I, Scene III: Soliloquy Light streamed into the room through two windows, and the Original awoke. You see me, the Intruder said. The rest of them cannot see unless I show myself to them. But…
Good Morning, World Dr Jonesy (author) 2013-01-24
Good morning, world. I open my eyes to the sight of the sun streaming in through my window. I smile. There’s nothing quite like waking up to the sun warming your face. Especially after having not seen…
Goodbye Jekeled (author) 2012-06-19
Play it again.                                                                                                                             This note was found in the cell of SCP-202 during his suicide…
Gotham's Strangest Criminal Nyka (author) 2012-06-10
Commissioner Gordon looked at the newest victim of Gotham City's latest killer, and sighed. Why do all of the criminals insist on having these ridiculous M.O.s,? he said, rubbing his forehead in…
Gourmet Drewbear (author) 2014-03-26
She had a ritual that she always performed when approaching her meals. First, she laid out the pristine white cloth napkin and placed the implements upon it. Second, she poured the cup of water for…
Grand Theft Anomaly Cyantreuse (author) 2017-02-03
Offices of the Federal Investigation Bureau, Los Santos, San Andreas | 11:40 “…Yeah. No. No, that’s not what I’m saying.” “What are you saying, then?” “I’m saying- fuck, hang on.” Veteran FIB agent…
Grasp On Reality DrEverettMann (author) 2010-07-29
Lemme tell you about reality benders. First off, we like t'call 'em Bixbies. Why? One, in case somebody accidentally says somethin' in front of a civilian, it don't tip 'em off. Two, if yer talking to…
Gray God TwistedGears (author) 2014-11-09
Jakeob Aldon watched the makeshift cast of The Hanged King's Tragedy sway back and forth. Almost a dozen anartists hung from nooses that extended all the way up to the warehouse's rafters. The initial…
Green Djoric (author) 2012-07-19
November 17th, 1996 Francis yawned. Another night spent in the office, surrounded by the Paperwork Himalayas. Dammit Iceberg it is not that easy… Perhaps half an hour earlier he had peeled his head…
Green Pawn JanitorialSnail (author) 2013-02-03
Site-40 A young boy walked lazily around Site 40, watching brooding soldiers and overworked scientists make their daily rounds. He was a janitor, with access only to what he needed to fix, and the…
Green-Gray Anaxagoras (author) 2013-04-13
It's been two weeks since the lights went out. Two weeks to the day, to the hour, to the minute. I remember every instant of it. I remember everything. That's one gift from Prometheus. The locked,…
Greener Pastures Wogglebug (author) 2015-03-28
It used to be different, but I suppose that all old men say that. That back in the day the air was cleaner, or the sun was brighter, or that the grass was greener. That’s how they remember it, so…
Greenery Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-04
So, you work for the Bigger Man? The Momio brothers, Enrico and Martino, were a couple of tall, dark, handsome men with a knack for satire and a disagreeable nature, or at least they used to have…
Ground Control Anonymouse99 (author) 2012-02-21
Darkness slowly turned into light once more. Blinding, red, fiery light. At first it was amazing, the sun rising to greet his vision, warming his bones. Just as everything else since the accident…
Grown in a Day, on a Mound of Barren Earth, Winter Dmatix (author) 2016-12-27
The elder god set in his garden and waited. Perhaps garden was a bit too generous a word for it. It was a sorry piece of earth, more mud than soil, much trodden and little tilled. Really, thought…
Guard Duty Dmatix (author) 2012-06-12
Monday, 19:00 Another day, another dollar. Quite a few dollars, to be honest, I can't believe how well they pay me to sit on my ass in a tower and watch a fence. That's private security for you,…
Guiser's Night Kalinin (author) 2012-10-31
Doctor Moore took off her glasses and rubbed her eyes again. The last handful of aspirin hadn't taken effect yet, and the glare from the three monitors was piercing her throbbing headache with an…

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Hallow Inside HatIsMyFriend (author) 2015-10-26
It's Halloween. When humans follow a pointlessly old tradition of scaring away spirits with badly made costumes. Alright, fine. We follow pointless traditions too, like crucifying food before…
Halloween at S & C Plastics Ihp (author) 2012-10-22
October 24 I hate this holiday. Doctor Johnathan West cleaned egg off of the card-reader, swiped his ID, and entered the S C Plastics building. Had this been any other Foundation-owned location,…
Hand-Sewn EldritchCyanide (author) 2015-07-01
Her hands shook as she threaded the needle again, feeling around the head for the tiny eye. Decades of practice and well-worn fingers served her well, and she began the slow process of sewing in the…
Handout Silberescher (author) 2012-11-11
Little Anthony wandered down Pine Street, separated from the three other trick-or-treaters he had tagged along with. According to them, the house at the end of the road was giving out regular-sized…
Hands A Random Day (author) 2014-07-17
When you come across it, half-buried in the grass by the side of the walking path, the first thing that stands out is how comically out-of-place it is.The hideous ochre rust that adorns its surface is…
Happy Birthday From Nobody DrMagnus (author) 2010-07-23
Site-19 There was a package on her desk. Dr. Rights sat down curiously, slipping the letter opener out of its little holder, and sliding it through the tape on the seams of the cardboard. Some of the…
Happy Free Market Log 17643390 Chaoseed (author) 2010-06-01
Timestamp 17643390 Cool, fluorescent light Illuminates the still halls; Wake to a spring rain. Passing folk herald new day. Shall they honorable customers become? Day is bright with promise. Timestamp…
Happy Howlidays Ihp (author) 2016-12-07
December 24th, 2015 9:55 AM Christmas in Sloth's Pit had always been chaotic, but this was something different. It was bound to happen eventually; the lunar cycles had aligned in such a way that the…
Harbinger Kalinin (author) 2016-11-02
O5-2 carefully arranged the surgical mask over her face, tugging the disposable fabric this way and that, ensuring that her mouth and nose were covered properly. She bent down and eased off her black…
Hats teaflower (author) 2010-04-15
I have not been here long. I do not know much. But if there's one thing I know, it is this: Alto Clef cannot die. The guy is immortal, I swear. He can sit in 682’s containment cell for an hour and not…
Hava Eskobar (author) 2014-07-08
The American woman standing near one of the stands in the marketplace was the giveaway that Abd al-Rashid bin Tannous was in the right place. Abd al-Rashid, in the glow of the cultural tolerance that…
Have A Heart Gargus (author) 2013-02-12
SCP-173 looked at the ground of its cell. As always, it was strewn with blood and shit, along with the corpses of the most recent cleanup team. However, on this day, something different lay upon the…
He Was Blind and Deaf on a Sunny Day SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-12-19
It was when the waves splashed against his body that he gradually returned to consciousness. How long had he been lying here? He found himself half-buried in the sand and attempted to move, but was…
Headhunted MissMercurial (author) 2014-07-07
The Machine had failed and Dr. Molly Jayawadena was fleeing. In a filthy subway bathroom, Molly smeared cheap bronzer on her face. The dollar store powder left grimy, muddy streaks on Molly's…
Healthy Child UglyFlower (author) 2014-03-29
The following article is an excerpted transcript, which has been annotated and pulled from article #232397 Home Video17.mov. Personnel who require either the entire Home Video17 entry or a full…
Hellbent TwistedGears (author) 2014-02-08
I struggle to put the words together. I'm not really sure there are words to begin with. At this point, my own mind is beginning to fail me. The thing in front of me is something I can't quite fathom,…
Hello World LurkD (author) 2016-02-10
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV T imes Square, New York. 22 people were pronounced dead during the midday rush while shopping at various electronic stores. The cause of death is still…
Hello World (Part II) LurkD (author) 2016-02-12
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV A trip through a fiber optic line is near instantaneous. Before one would even be aware of what happened, they would be sucked up, scrambled, and…
Hello World (Part III) LurkD (author) 2016-02-23
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV Two pairs of pitch black hands feverishly scrolled from screen to screen. In the soft blue light of the Grand I/O Temple, a row of yellow eyes twitched…
Hello World (Part IV) LurkD (author) 2016-03-01
Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV Hatbot clenched his fists in frustration as he turned towards Grape. Each eye was struggling to focus correctly on his head. where is the fuckface? …
help me my (love for my) daughter was born too still SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-08-08
In this world, memories are imparted on all things. A baby's room remembers every lullaby sung within its walls. Graveyards remain eternally wet from shed tears. Rain often falls on barren fields of…
Hephaestus Eskobar (author) 2012-01-23
He wants to do the prayer, Antigonus complained. Where in Pluto is there place for prayer here? Porphyrios of Alexandria sighed. Antigonus was never going to get off of the subject of natural…
Her Inveterate Patience At Action MissMercurial (author) 2014-01-25
Dr. Andrea Segerstrom had a wonderful junior year English teacher. The woman had the endurance of a saint, which served her well since she made the regrettable decision to teach at a high school for…
Her Masterpiece LadyKatie (author) 2015-06-28
It’s all his fault. If he hadn’t been around, the baby would still be here. The beautiful product of our flesh and blood. It’s easy to smash his skull in with the baseball bat he kept around. And much…
Here There Be TheDuckman (author) 2015-11-20
Monsters? No, no, no, it wasn't like that. We began with the best intentions. That might've gotten lost along the way, but it isn't how we started. We were young, and idealistic. I was in love. We…
Hiccup Jacet DrEverettMann (author) 2012-02-28
Heh. It's funny. I always tell my boys, don't give your life fer the Foundation. Make some other bastard give his. But here I am. Fuckin' hypocrite, that's what I am. But nobody ever promised me…
Hiding Beauty Arlecchino (author) 2010-07-01
He is taken aback when the waitress smiles at him. The steam coming off the coffee gives her face a wavering, ephemeral look. It's genuine. Not the smile you give a customer, but one of gentle…
His Clockwork Servants tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-01-18
Where are His clockwork servants? Where is the work of His hands? Where are Her digital lovers? What are His broken commands? Vasily swallowed hard as Father Aglayev wiped a slim bronze blade on a…
His Kind Eyes Anborough (author) 2013-09-10
I can't feel my legs. I vaguely remember I have them as I keep climbing with my arms. I wouldn't be able to go on if not for him. He keeps me company, listens to me, and knows exactly what to say, but…
His Name CirclesAndSquares (author) 2016-07-11
The second he opened his eyes, his heart sank. His mouth was slick with a thin film that tasted like peppermint and batteries. His sinuses felt greasy and his eyes felt cold and small. Amnestics….
Histories Djoric (author) 2015-08-27
There was a vast machine; a clattering and rattling, clanking and clicking, ticking and tocking machine. Its skeleton was plastic and tin, its veins were rubber tubes, its nerves were glass. Its blood…
History Humanmale (author) 2016-09-18
There once was a D-Class from Matlock, Whose dick was too big for his sock, So he rolled up his sheet, All nice and neat, And proceeded to play with his cock. I love you Susan. I love you Susan. I…
Holder Of The Foundation VAElynx (author) 2012-05-30
On any IRC server in any chatroom, PM an operator who appears inactive. If he replies, ask to see the Holder of the SPC's. Should he respond with a kickban, leave, and never come to the server again,…
Holding On Jack Ike (author) 2016-10-26
In a small room, a man who sometimes exists greets a man who should no longer be. The first man enters the room with purpose, with pride. His clothes are neither grand nor humble; a light grey…
Holy War metalmouth7 (author) 2012-07-01
The five cloaked figures moved through the forest without sound, their crouched frames almost floating through the morning twilight. Nearing the edge of the forest, the leader of the group turned, and…
Home Eskobar (author) 2012-05-20
Everybody's so goddamn judgmental, that's the problem. Part of it is where I live; the rural South is full of nothing so much as busybodies, Nosy Parkers, nosy neighbors, everybody so nosy. Always…
Home Again Snarky Potato (author) 2015-10-16
Working a mass-disappearance case is always unsettling. Far too often, we arrive at the location to find a ghost town that's populated with a few gibbering stragglers and an occasional abandoned…
Home for the Holidays Cyantreuse (author) 2016-12-24
“How are you doing this morning?” ”Just fine.” ”What did you eat for dinner last night?” ”Oatmeal.” ”Noted. Do you require a briefing? I have the papers here if necessary.” ”…No. I think I’m starting…
Home is A Place with Mushrooms Agent MacLeod (author) 2016-04-03
Also, for some reason, a ton of those mushrooms can talk…
Home Is Where The Hatred Is rumetzen (author) 2017-03-07
Ilias Kantos was going to get some fucking answers. Three days. Three days since his world had been shredded. Three days since they’d put him in this call-it-anything-but-a-cell. Three days since he’d…
Homeowners Roget (author) 2012-07-02
Diane was glad they had found such a nice neighborhood for the kids. She and Paul had worried about finding someplace good for them to grow up in. Some of the neighborhoods they had looked at were…
House Of Gears, Part One Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
A valuable heuristic to follow when working in a science lab is this: for each piece of equipment worth more than twenty dollars, assume that, at some point, it will fail. To summarize for the layman,…
House Of Gears, Part Two Silberescher (author) 2014-07-08
I awoke on an examination table. Monitors built into the walls displayed medical information: height, weight, dental X-ray, MRI data. There were several unfamiliar charts that I couldn't read. I sat…
Housework Fykos (author) 2011-12-07
Housework Nobody could say that it’s always cold here. There are those rare days around mid-august when the sun puts in some extra effort and occasionally you only need one layer of clothing when…
How 173 Got to Site-19 MrWrong (author) 2015-06-17
Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile….
How Dr. Clef Contained Christmas! LurkD (author) 2016-12-19
*click to play Every Skip locked on-site Liked Christmas a lot But Dr. Clef, who worked at Site-19, Did NOT! Dr. Clef hated Christmas! The whole Christmas time! But please do not ask him. He might…
How Dr. Clef Saved Christmas Smapti (author) 2012-10-31
The senior staff of Site 19 huddled in the conference room, warming themselves from the chill air of the cold mid-December morning. Coats and hats hanged on the wall and over the backs of chairs, ice…
How Site-19 Blew Up TobiasTheTapir (author) 2015-08-06
Safety Supervisor Thompson just finished explaining Site-19's safety and security protocols to the new recruits. It was the 47th such lecture he had given so he was used to the depressing indifference…
How the SPC Ruined Halloween azzleflux (author) 2012-10-26
Daddy, why are you dressed up like a dolphin? Mitchell laughed as he picked up his daughter. I'm not a dolphin, you goof! he said. I'm a shark! The little girl in his hands giggled and bared her…
How Tightly The Coils Squeeze Roget (author) 2013-08-20
September 18th, 2160 - Within the Wanderer's Library The night-time is late, and very down. No early morning brightness peeking from the borders of the moon's domain. Just a permanent, thick gray,…
How To Debate An Armchair InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-09
As with any day in the life of House God, the morning began not with an alarm, not with the cock's cry, and nor by the creaking of the floorboards. No, the morning began with the daily shouting match…
Hugo Hijinks djkaktus (author) 2015-03-30
Aldon sat on her tiny couch, quietly watching their tiny television. Or rather, she would've been watching the television, had their cable not gotten shut off earlier in the day. In the interim, she…
Humans And Houses pxdnbluesoul (author) 2015-07-11
The O5s about shit in their pants, Craig. What did you expect? Stanley Scott shook his head at his colleague as they walked through the hallways of Site-01's computing lab. The persistent low hum of…
Hunting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-03-25
Agent Sasha Merlo sat alone in her office at Site-64. Her neck length brunette hair was neatly tied in a ponytail as she leaned back in her office chair, feet resting upon her desk. Her eyes were…
Hypervelocity A Random Day (author) 2017-01-01
In thirty minutes she will either be dead or the greatest criminal known to Eurtec. Either way, she's going to get one hell of a fix. The target is a squat, unimposing, one-story concrete block - a…

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I Am Ready Josef Kald (author) 2010-10-08
There is a man In my attic Walking around With a soft patter With a loud clatter They brought my cat back With an espionage bug So I wrung its neck With a harsh crack And a soft snap There is a man…
I Am The Foundation Blackbird5154 (author) 2015-05-12
so there's that. And then I persuaded him to go to 078’s cell and covertly switched the power on. Several weeks after that he hung himself on a pipe in the maintenance. Doctor Bright smirked in…
I Am the Very Model Smapti (author) 2012-07-30
I am the very model of an explorer and gentleman I've hunted cryptids airborne, terrestrial, and aquarian I know the laws of science are quite rigid and inflexible Except, of course, for thaumaturgy,…
I Can't Nacht Ruine (author) 2012-11-18
I can't feel your hair, the river streaming down Out of your head and into my open lap. It once was such silk, always soft to feel, But now so sparse and wired. How frayed, such disarray. I can't feel…
I Double E Kate McTiriss (author) 2014-09-15
Operation Cannery Row: Document 2013§451A3 | DNM | The Hyacinth Hymnal - | - | - I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the…
I Forget Myself in This Wondrous Night Decibelles (author) 2015-05-07
☦The Foundation will have lost SCP-1467 by 20██-██.☦ &…
I Forgot To Remember To Forget Roget (author) 2016-12-23
They were stringing up gold garland all over the house. Mistletoe adorned every doorway while elves stared down mischievously from their various shelves. The entire dormitory looked like a collision…
I Have a Patron LadyKatie (author) 2016-05-16
Fall 1477 It was a lovely late Fall afternoon when she visited my shop. A nervous looking girl, young and plain. Excuse me? Hm, yes? Did I get the right shop? I mean are you Leonardo da Vinci? …
I have something to share. tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2010-06-18
This is not a creepypasta. This is a true story. I'm not writing this in character, kids. Were it shorter, I'd just make it a forum post, but as it is I feel like it deserves a page of its own. A few…
I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die Roget (author) 2014-12-21
Dr. Ralph Roget knocked on the door, shave-and-a-haircut style. It was the way he always knocked when he was a kid, coming with Mom to see the grandparents. It was also the only way for the…
I hope you get back to me soon Dr Hysteria (author) 2014-11-23
FINAL MESSAGE SENT: 163 YEARS AGO                                                                                                                             SCP FOUNDATION STANDARD COMPUTER…
I Keep The Wolf From The Door AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-09-29
Part 1: Whoa, Here She Comes Part 2: Show You What All That Howl Is For Part 3: The Beast You've Made Of Me “This was…surprisingly nice, 5760. Though you've provided me with a particularly low…
I Remember My Heroes MisterBibs (author) 2010-04-20
Grandson, you're a small child now, and you've started asking about them. You're far too young to be told, so I've brushed you off. I've decided to write you this note, for when you're older. How I…
I Slip, I'm Still An Animal AbsentmindedNihilist (author) 2016-10-23
Part 1: Whoa, Here She Comes Part 2: Show You What All That Howl Is For Part 3: The Beast You've Made Of Me Part 4: I Keep The Wolf From The Door SCP-5760 Incident Log Delta: As of 05/04/2016,…
I Stand Atop a Spiral Stair Aiden Eldritch (author) 2016-12-28
It was a soundless stellar morning when I held my audience with my creator. I'd come looking for a resolution, but I'd left my resolve behind, which was why I was smoking in my cabin, half-hearted…
I Talked With 516 One Day ghostchibi (author) 2012-08-17
I talked with 516 one day To see what it might have to say To learn about it even more I asked it “Are you not machine? What makes you stop and intervene From deep within inside your core?” It rumbled…
I Thought You Died Alone A Random Day (author) 2015-11-23
To: Santosh Desai (pcs.52a|iaseds#pcs.52a|iaseds) From: Arvind Desai (pcs.24|iaseda#pcs.24|iaseda) Subject: Movie? Hi Santosh, I haven't seen you in a while and was wondering what you're up to….
I Want To Tell You rumetzen (author) 2017-01-23
“So what’s the worst Site you’ve ever worked at?” asked Cipher. “I don’t know. Difficult question.” Kantos paused in solemn thought. “Seoul. Seventy-One. The place barely functioned.” The BMW they sat…
I Was Not Magnificent Roget (author) 2015-04-27
At a Window Booth Shirley tried her best to look distinctly unimpressed by O5-4. Their meeting place, a Denny's outside of Kalamazoo, was unorthodox. But she had insisted upon it. There was no better…
I Wish To Be An Asteroid, Burning To Nothing SoullessSingularity (author) 2014-11-07
☦A story about our Cosmonaut.☦ I am a second, human-shaped moon circling around my home. That lie comforts me when I am at my loneliest. I am a forgotten, lost human, whose efforts will be remembered…
I Wrote a Tale SunnyClockwork (author) 2014-11-12
I wrote a tale. A tale, maybe. Is it a tale, Jacob? Jacob? If it's not a tale, what is it then? The kids, Jacob. Where are the kids? But I don't like oysters. Or computation. I shouldn't have run the…
I ≠ I Von Pincier (author) 2014-10-23
At 1:26 there are eleven of us. We three- Rhetorician, Linguist and I, Logician- wish luck to they eight and they enter the Dais in the damp stone vault beneath the old Forum Romanum. They are…
I'll See You Next Time Anborough (author) 2013-08-12
Hello, I am Agent Tyler; what is your name? Hi, I'm Agent Tyler. So, what's your name? Ellen Jones. Do you remember how you got here? How did you arrive at this location? He brought me here. …
I'm not sure. Faminepulse (author) 2012-02-23
☦A man under the effects of SCP-055.☦                                                                                                                             You're not going to believe me when I…
I, Autarch Kalinin (author) 2014-11-22
My name is Frank Carson, Autarch of the Enlightened Republic and Free Association of Wyoming. I have overseen the Universal Dominion of the State of Wyoming and its citizenry for four thousand, nine…
Iceberg puts 135 on ice Iceberg 7 (author) 2009-03-24
█-██-███: While its shape shifting abilities proved to be of some interest for a time, as other shape shifting SCPs were discovered, and after study in to the extreme amount of damage it can cause to…
Ichor Dmatix (author) 2012-11-07
Dear Annie, I’m sorry I had to leave without telling you anything, but things kinda… escalated faster than I thought they would. I mean, I knew the suits would get royally pissed off with our little…
If at First You Don't Succeed... TL333s (author) 2014-10-15
My cousins down the Day-twah say we don't get made like we used to. The way I sees it, that just means each of us what's left gotta work that much harder to do his part. I do work hard. I've tried and…
If It Looks Like a Duck, Swims Like a Duck, and Quacks Like a Duck, It's Probably a Shapeshifting Living Nightmare Eta Carinae (author) 2016-04-01
Once upon a time there was a Duckman Drakeman, who was legally but not religiously (very, very few members of the waterfowl family Anatidae are actually religiously inclined. Many of them eat fish,…
If It Were The 80s Gargus (author) 2013-01-19
Two young boys sit at a varnished wooden table, looking as if they are bored out of their minds. One of them speaks up, saying words to this effect. They both let out a long, drawn out sigh. This is…
Ignition, Part One- The Artists Vincent_Redgrave (author) 2013-06-17
Mrowrrrr. Was it already morning? Ahmad grunted as he felt a familiar furry paw bat at his nose and chin while he attempted to catch a few extra moments of sleep. Trying to prevent the genocide of…
Immediate Actions DrEverettMann (author) 2015-03-23
There were explosions on site. It wasn't entirely unheard-of, but these didn't seem controlled. Also not unheard of, but it still made Iris nervous. The door to her cell opened, and an agent stood…
Immolation SunnyClockwork (author)
Verismo (translator)
2013-12-09
Does our God love us? He does not love us. But we don't mind. We are humble, we are unclean, we are unworthy of His love. But He had mercy on us. He lit our path. He taught us the meaning of the…
Implanting God Ihp (author) 2014-06-23
Oh Great Lord of Silicon, Lord of the Modern Age, give me the wisdom to comprehend your true form through the Great Computation, the energy to power my life and the lives of those around me, and the…
Imposters rumetzen (author) 2013-05-06
They stopped giving me water years ago. Food long before that. They must have realized my time as an Overseer meant I never was in danger of dying. The air feels recycled, just dust drifting through…
Impressions Zyn (author) 2013-01-29
A decoration of sorts. First thing I saw at the facility. Tyhjä fidgeted. Everything here made him feel uncomfortable for some reason, maybe it was the simplicity of the unadorned, unremarkable…
In a Yellow Wood CollegeCop (author) 2013-03-08
He finished his day like he usually did - he closed his notebook, exited the lab and took the short walk to the gate. As he passed through, he gave a wave to the guard on duty, turned right and began…
In all Honesty, Cris_to_Baal (author) 2014-11-27
Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. Of all people, the fucking Satanists should have known better. Us too, you know? We should have exterminated the GOC as soon as they started…
In Case You've Ever Wondered... tunedtoadeadchannel (author) 2015-04-23
At exactly 9:00 in the morning, Research Assistant Grace Renfield's eyes snap open. She tilts her head left, then right, with an audible pop, and yanks the tubes out of her mouth with her left hand….
In Dread Forever Fled GrandEnder (author) 2012-11-27
I’m sorry, but look at us. We’re still in here, after all this time. We’ve served our sentence and then some, and we’re still in this goddamn prison. It’s not the time to be angry with each other,…
In God's Name TroyL (author) 2013-12-08
The mischievous trickster and master plotter Icarus Sharpe walked in and shot Alto Clef right in his stupid face. He—deciding to be Matthew now—grinned broadly as the blood spattered from the exit…
In Harm's Way Sophia Light (author) 2016-04-22
Iris had been trying to reach through a photograph for the last several hours. It was an ordinary photograph. She'd taken it with her own camera a few minutes ago, as she had done with the last few…
In His Own Image: Epilogue TroyL (author) 2012-07-26
September 21, 2011: Lament awoke with a start at the shifting at the door. He'd be thinking. Dreaming again. It wasn't good, but it was what it was. He raised the gun at the door, glancing at the…
In His Own Image: Interlude 1 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
August 18, 2007: Happy Birthday to You Lament's fingers slid over the chromium frame for a moment. It had been expensive, but the joke—which he knew wouldn't be laughed at—was worth it. His first…
In His Own Image: Interlude 2 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
July 7, 2005: I heard you like ctenophores. Hey! Lament jumped at his desk, turning and looking up at the woman. Long, lightly curling, brown hair. Constant smirk. Mirthy eyes. Heya, Sophie,…
In His Own Image: Interlude 3 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
July 5, 2004: Butterflies! It was an unholy din that surrounded the pair, people shouting and clamoring. There was a fifteen minute window when Site19 could have the yearly photo made, and…
In His Own Image: Interlude 4 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
February 19, 2009: Wishing he didn't remember He. He. He. He. Hee. Lament sat up in his bed in a cold sweat, the laugh still echoing in his ears. He closed his eyes tightly for a moment, forcing…
In His Own Image: Interlude 5 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
August 16, 2007: There's some things you don't want on your conscience. Agent Lament stood in the mess of Site19, staring out the window and looking at the landscape, part of his mind making an…
In His Own Image: Interlude 6 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
Happy Birthday to You. August 18, 2007: I'm sorry… I really… really am… Lament said, swallowing to keep his voice from cracking. You're… You're like a father to me… You don't understand that I……
In His Own Image: Part 1 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
September 19, 2011: The blood, thankfully not his own, rolled down Lament’s arm as he shook the woman again, trying to get her attention. It was a lost cause, he suspected. Judging by her eyes, her…
In His Own Image: Part 2 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
February 11, 1998: He smiled at the bald man, waving with his elbow because his hands were too full, then setting his cup on the edge of his desk. Coffee—black. He carefully balanced the other man’s…
In His Own Image: Part 3 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
November 1, 1998: Agent Lament noted, almost in passing, that it was All Saints Day as he tore off his calendar. He tossed the old day aside, chuckling slightly at the new one. Scientists are all…
In His Own Image: Part 4 TroyL (author) 2012-07-19
November 8, 1998: Denied, Agent. Denied, Agent. Lament looked up at the panel of three doctors, swallowing and licking his lips slightly. Ma'am? Denied, she repeated. He only knew two of…
In His Own Image: Part 5 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
November 26, 1998: Lament frowned at the glass, looking at the hovering box beyond it with some odd mixture of reverence and fear. It was… disturbing… to see it for the first time. He wasn’t part of…
In His Own Image: Part 6 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
November 27, 1998: It was all in his head. Lament sat on the floor of the medical ward, leaning against the wall. He was rubbing both of his arms for a moment, until he realized what he was doing…
In His Own Image: Part 7 TroyL (author) 2012-07-20
December 22, 1998: Lament leaned back in his chair, sipping his coffee and reaching for his sandwich, taking a bite. Lunch had become a private affair, especially after he learned that everyone else…
In other news, Communism will win (author) 2012-06-01
BODY once told me                                                                                                                             The following document was mailed to Agent Green's…
In retrospect A Vacuum (author) 2016-11-18
Excerpts from executive historian Zachary Tillman's gathered testimonials to be compiled in an appeal to the Ethics Committee after successful O5 council decision 16-73 'Operation 2': _ The smoke…
In Search Of Lost Antigo Smapti (author) 2016-08-23
To whoever might read this manuscript; greetings to thee, well met and well come. I pray for your safety, for if you have found this document, you are surely in grave danger yourself. I say this not…
In the Big League Leicontis (author) 2010-03-02
Your ID, sir? You nervously present your ID badge to the heavily-armed guard, who scans the barcode with a handheld reader, checks the display, and hands it back to you with a nod. Whatever this…
In The Dark Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2016-11-01
Joe's head bounced off the metal table with a clang. The Man in the Suit behind him cracked his knuckles and walked around the table. Where are the artifacts? Joe shook his head, the initial hit was…
In The End: Don't Go to Heaven Where the Angels Fry TheDuckman (author) 2014-03-13
The Duck Man sat before his computer, his eyes locked on the screen. A couple of hours ago, there had been some commotion at the site: distant explosions and things like that. He'd ignored it. That…
In the End: Elite TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
Pain. Pain, and fire, and then peace. For a long time, she remembered the peace. There was a light, so beautiful and calm, that she drifted towards. Her parents, though, her parents would miss her,…
In the End: Europe TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
It's almost time. Allen kept his hand on the button, and his eyes glued to the monitor. He was alone in the booth, the same as an unknown number of compatriots. The system had been designed so that…
In The End: Fiat Lux TheDuckman (author) 2014-08-15
The alarms were still going off. Red lights flashing to indicate a Keter had breached containment. The most important information played over the speakers, subsequent information broadcast to…
In the End: Monkey Business TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
On a shelf, in an office, three little monkeys sit in a locked box. They've been there for years, never moving, only doing their job. Now Now something is different. They are different. Once more,…
In the End: Rawhide TheDuckman (author) 2013-03-21
Al woke up suddenly, unsure why. Something, something there, on the edge of knowing Was it another breakthrough? They came to him so often in his dreams. He blamed the object, although Robert would…
In The End: We Dare Not Go A Hunting TheDuckman (author) 2014-08-14
Site 19 It's not supposed to be this way. The girl crossed her arms, staring at the figure in the bed. She was talking, but not to any of the doctors who moved back and forth from their machinery…
In the Land of the Blind Sorts (author) 2011-01-31
BEGIN AUDIO - sounds of chairs being moved and objects falling to the floor - Agent Randolph: Tell Hicks to get that channel open! Can anyone on this floor see anything? Doctor Gears: Gentlemen, is…
In the Shadow of a High Wall Vezaz (author) 2013-01-25
On June 16, 1963, a team of Foundation agents attempted and failed to re-contain the escaped SCP-2030 in West Berlin. The following excerpt is drawn from the debrief of team leader Louis Franklin. The…
In Which Dr. Clef Does Not Die, Nor Participate in the Furtherance of any Memes, Nor Even Appear In the Story At All Sorts (author) 2010-04-07
Russel sat on the porch and watched the paper boy ride past. He waved. After a few moments Russel heard his wife of thirteen years call from within the house. He pulled himself to his feet and took…
Incident 0401-42-III - 'Chornobylska Katastrofa' ComradeChernov (author) 2013-11-13
Name of event: Incident 0401-42-III Report type: After-Action Report Filer of Report: Pyotr Ivashutin, Executive Director of the Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) Date: 1█/0█/198█ Location: City of…
Incident 239-Abridged Ihp (author) 2013-07-19
This report is STUPID. All people involved in it are complete and utter weirdos. On ██-██-████, Dr. A. Clef made the following recommendation on the log re: SCP-239 Let me get this straight: we've…
Incident 239-B - Clef-Kondraki DrClef (author)
Dr Kondraki (author)
2008-11-04
Re: Internal Affairs Incident between Drs. Alto Clef and ████████ Kondraki, ██-██-████. This report is CLOSED. Any further edits must be approved by an O-5 level authority, except for basic…
Incident 682-1548 catboy637 (author) 2012-08-19
On ██/██/████, SCP-682 broke containment and proceeded to escape to Research Unit-█, which is the primary unit used to receive communications from SCP-1548. SCP-682 proceeded to kill all personnel in…
Incident Mike Echo Seven Alpha Gnosis (author) 2010-08-09
Richard Gnosis sat there at his desk, staring at his laptop screen in a mix of bewilderment, shock, and relief. Sure, he knew that there was a group of researchers that had been working for the Hand,…
Incident Report 086-0 Alias Pseudonym (author) 2010-05-20
SCP-086 prior to Incident 086-6 Item #: SCP-086 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-086 is safely contained in Wing-██ of Site-19. SCP-086 must be opened at least once weekly…
Incident Report I 028 F wanabeswordsman (author) 2009-09-06
Incident Report: I-028-F SCP involved: SCP-028 Personnel involved: Agent Stebritz, Security Officers Gomez and Bishop, D-1437 Date: ██/██/████ Location: Site █ Description: I was assigned the duty of…
Incident Report KAF-09 Candlebeam (author) 2012-01-12
Personnel Involved: Agent S████, Agent F███ Date: ██/██/████ Location: ███████, Austria Description: Following up on reports of anomalous activity in the area, Agents S████ and F███ were dispatched to…
Incident Report WP-1 RichardJ28 (author) 2010-10-25
Personnel involved: Agent Byrd, KIA; Agent Vospur, MIA assumed dead; MTF Chi-1 ( Golden Retrievers ) Date: 19/██/20██ Background: Agents Byrd and Vospur were deep-cover operatives assigned to…
Incident TA-05-003-██-1 Hornby (author) 2012-02-03
It was supposed to just be an ordinary training operation – you know, push an MTF out the side of a helo in some godforsaken clearing in a Foundation-owned reserve in The Middle Of Nowhere, Canada,…
Incident Zero - Part 1 DrClef (author) 2016-04-15
The call, like many of the worst things in life, came at 1 in the morning. Adrian groaned and rolled over in bed, reluctantly separating himself from Beats's warmth and softness and scent. One hand…
Incident Zero - Part 2 DrClef (author) 2016-04-23
Adrian? Adrian!? Adrian Andrews's eyes shot open. Beatrix was leaning over him, a worried expression on her face. His jaw hurt and his teeth tasted like pennies. He sat up slowly, groaning as the…
Incident Zero - Part 3 DrClef (author) 2017-01-23
General Bowe's paternal great-grandfather had died at Gettysburg under the command of General Armstead during Pickett's famous doomed charge. He had been one of the brave Confederate soldiers to cross…
Incident ████-c/A/001 Recovered Materials Projekt616 (author) 2010-09-19
Foreword: This film and several documents were recovered during the acquisition of SCP-████-01-c. Though the documents did not survive prolonged exposure to the tropical climate, the film provides…
Incursion Lowell (author) 2012-01-28
1 If the words esoteric containment mean nothing to you, stop listening. Time passes, approximately ten seconds. During this time, rain can be heard striking a number of windows nearby. My name is…
Indigo Eyes CthulhuBear (author) 2013-02-08
ATTACHED DOCUMENTS: Pages recovered from a journal in the forests of the Yukon Territory. JANUARY 7, 19██ I’ve just received word from my superiors regarding my new stationing. I’m to be stationed…
Individuality Roget (author) 2012-09-20
You want to know where it all went wrong? The reason the Foundation is in this state? I can tell you. I'm probably the last person who can tell. They got all the others either dead, hidden, or…
Industrial Espionage A Random Day (author) 2014-07-07
The following document was collected in the aftermath of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Sensitive portions of the document have been removed. 7/16/87 Brand new entry in a brand new journal. This isn't my…
Indwelling of Bright MrWrong (author) 2016-09-18
The D-Castes who are descendants of sinners and heathens! The D-Castes who must repent for their ancestors' sins and heathenry! The D-Castes who will support the Holy Foundation with their bodies!…
Ineffective Cormorant777 (author) 2016-09-18
The dream always starts the same way. The prison doors slammed closed behind me. For a moment I was locked in a narrow passageway between two buildings the door to the visitors' entrance behind me,…
Inertiatic SCP Faminepulse (author) 2012-12-30
☦Deloused in the Comatorium/SCP-781 crossover.☦ The dream shaper had just been recovered from his home in El Paso, with the apparitions following close behind. The armed members of the recovery squad…
Influenza Dr Gears (author) 2010-04-09
I've been sick for days now. That bubbling nausea that fills your throat, makes you feel as if you're about to throw up every time you burp or so much as breathe out your mouth. Holding the toilet,…
Ingénue AFX Neuromancer (author) 2017-04-04
Ingénue The butt of a baton clacked against the door. Twenty-two hundred! Lights out! Mitchell turned the light off and reclined on his bunk, listening to the kapo's footsteps dwindle as he…
Innocence Roget (author) 2016-09-23
MR MONEY AND GIRL The first thing that Latoya saw of this money man was a spray of diamonds firing out his nose as she was filing into the room. Black hair slicked back over his head and juxtaposed…
Inside-Out Communism will win (author) 2015-02-20
on her forehead                                                                                                                             Report on "SCP-17591" History of the International…
Inside/Outside CapnThatguy (author) 2016-09-26
On 10/18/20██ the following unauthorized modifications to the experimental data of SCP-2719 were logged by the external monitoring server. Based on the information gained from the logs, and the…
Insufficient Clearance Randomini (author) 2013-12-08
Agent Green opened his eyes. “Agent Green.” An unfamiliar, suited figure sat across the desk from him. Green became uncomfortably aware that he was still wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. “Where am I?”…
Insurrection TroyL (author) 2015-03-30
Description: SCP-E15 is an Aryan female, approximately twelve years of age, which appears to release a deadly field of unknown composition. The field itself is composed of a form of radiation which is…
Integrity Project djkaktus (author) 2015-03-30
The director of Site-81 was far away from the confines of the Foundation, in a cottage nestled in the Rockies. He sat on the back porch, enjoying the brisk morning air. He took a deep breath, and then…
Interference Cherry Pict (author) 2010-02-22
Back to part three Agent Erika Sarin sighed for a moment before raising her megaphone once more. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, she said, her voice booming over the school parking lot. I need you…
Interlude - Drift Wilt does not match any existing user name (author)
Roget (author)
Wogglebug (author)
2013-01-27
Written by Wilt                                                                                                                             0855, 9/18/19██ - Command Site-206 receives a transmission…
Interlude - Excerpt From An Auction Catalog - Marshall Carter And Dark, 2012 DrClef (author) 2013-01-25
ANIMATED CONCRETE STATUE Lot #: 50621-173 ANIMATED CONCRETE STATUE Minimum Bid: $20,000,000 This lovely objet d'art was constructed in 1987 by an anonymous artist out of concrete and rebar. It is 2…
Interlude - Scenes From the Fall Vivax (author) 2013-02-05
Two siblings, a brother and sister, were playing in a garden among the vine-blanketed trellises and burbling streams that their mother had so dedicated herself to cultivating. The two siblings were…
Interlude - The Faraday Girls rumetzen (author) 2013-01-30
“Shit shit shit,” said Donna. She was late for school. Stupid alarm had gone off an hour late, and now she was going to have to walk. “Shit,” she said again as she opened her closet and ruffled…
Interlude 1: Patches Djoric (author) 2012-08-21
March 18, 1997 Dr. Connor Gerry was counting gears. As of three thirty-four in the afternoon, having started at eleven minutes past noon, he had counted one thousand seven hundred and nineteen of…
Interlude: A Special Letter Drewbear (author) 2013-01-30
Document found among the personal effects of D████ W█████, recovered during Operation PURPLE ENVELOPE Dearest Aaron William Coolridge-Yates, You're one of Doctor Wondertainment's absolute bestest…
Interlude: An Excerpt Drewbear (author) 2013-01-30
Excerpt from the transcript of Prometheus Labs board meeting on [DATE REMOVED] CEO, D. del Rey: Now for the next piece of business: Dr. Wondertainment. CFO, A. Anderson: Oh lord, what debacle has…
Interlude: An Exhibition Drewbear (author) 2013-01-30
Photograph of Every Day Is Wednesday Found in 2012, as part of the Library-curated exhibition: Standing on the Shoulders of the Phoenix: Discovery and Rediscovery in Post-Millenial…
Interlude: An Internal Memo Regarding a Theft Dexanote (author) 2013-02-05
Below are provided the documents you requested. Log of breach at Site 62 on ██/██/████. ██/██/██, 0134 HOURS: Unknown entity manifests outside Site 62's main entrance. Security personnel panic and…
Interlude: New Toys Dexanote (author) 2013-07-23
It had been a dark and bloody night. A veritable parade of horror had descended on a small Midwestern town, led by a shambling, laughing, singing fiend playing a flute made of bone. Now, at dawn, the…
Intermission2 TheDuckman (author) 2010-04-03
Transcript of Autopsy 3-12-2015AC All right. This is Dr. Jack Bright, recording autopsy 3-12-2015AC. Subject is a humanoid male, age indeterminate. Subject is believed to be James Halforth, also…
Intermission: Audience of Crowns DreamwalkerFae (author) 2016-07-03
Crown of the Sky Crown of the Noose Crown of Death Twinkle, twinkle shining star Tumbling 'bove the Earth so far Will and will in constant dance Ever in your nightly prance Quarseta couldn't…
Internal Departments Osobist (author)
Gene R (translator)
2012-05-02
This article is not considered official and/or canon The Foundation's successful operation depends primarily on dividing responsibilities between various departments. Some of the Foundation's…
Interval 1 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-18
Hello little children! I shouted with glee as I moved around them, What a lovely couple of children you are! What's your name? They giggled. A boy looked at me. I'm Tommy. I'm six and a half…
Interval 2 Salman Corbette (author) 2011-09-23
Mr. Appleseed. Seriously, that's my name. And wouldn't you know it, whenever I sneeze, cough, or fart, out come appleseeds. It sucks. This is, of course, only exacerbated by the fact that I was just…
Interview C Dr Gerald (author) 2009-05-05
Interviewed: Agent Thompson. Interviewer: Dr. Sylvius Forward: Post-incident interview with the only survivor of the anomalous SCP-C Blizzard. Begin Log Dr. Sylvius: Okay, let's begin. Tell me,…
Interview Log 7362 Drewbear (author) 2012-09-19
Following the events surrounding the acquisition of the territory affected by SCP-7362, the following interview was conducted with Jeremiah Smalls, the only individual to have survived the…
Interview With the Strigoi Smapti (author) 2012-11-12
Dr. Jacob Andrews stood in the hallway of Site 19's medical ward, in front of the door to the examination room where his subject for the day was strapped to a bed. Dr. Andrews had never worked…
Into That Good Night Zyn (author) 2012-08-27
A collection of villanelles based on SCP articles. The second is here. 086 091 121 134 469 506 776 1045 1171 1217 1231 1440 1510 1599 1673 1802 _­_-J The Office of Dr. REDACTED [for Voct]…
Introductory Antimemetics qntm (author) 2015-04-11
Junior Researcher Kim's been working for the Foundation for all of four hours and he feels pulverised, as if an anvil were dropped on his head in that first introductory lecture. It's lunchtime, and…
Involuntary Isolation TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-04
A long yawn rumbled out of Finnegan. He couldn't quite call what he had just been through sleeping, and so the weariness from recent work weighed him down. He groaned and sat up, shifting his hat from…
Iris Dark Randomini (author) 2014-07-01
Iris Dark was warm, comfortable, and filled with a vague sense of accomplishment. She sipped her hot cocoa and stared at the dully glowing screen. The rain poured down outside, the sun barely peeking…
Irrational Zyn (author) 2013-08-23
Dr. Kiryu hummed absentmindedly, prodding the back of his assistant’s chair with his foot. The assistant in question gave a long-suffering sigh of annoyance. “Mark, what are you doing?” “Practicing my…
Island Story carriontrooper (author) 2009-04-15
It was a dream, or at least it felt like one. Hana had been invited to the ocean god's palace. She went there in a banana-leaf canoe, drifting through an orange ocean, the sea melting into the sunset,…
Israfil FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-10-21
I don't know nothin' about it. I just shut the window. I ain't kiddin', neither. I sit and I wait and when the light turns red, I shut the window. Been doin' that for Hell, I dunno. Long ass time….
Issue 100 Ihp (author) 2013-01-20
What the hell do you mean there's been a breach? Well, no SCPs have broken out, but someone's made a video about us. Specifically, the comic books we keep finding. So some small-time comic nerd…
It Always Has Been, It Always Has Not Been Djoric (author) 2013-08-20
Vasvis Ten-Fold Reaper stepped out of the shower, and spread her arms wide. Water dripped down onto the floor as spindly metal arms whirred out from the smooth white walls, drying pads working their…
It Grows On Trees InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-28
To be frank, Atkinson hadn't expected the object to create cockroach-like entities with thorns covering their exoskeletons. For organisms composed of plant matter, they packed enough of a punch to…
It Just Shattered Randomini (author) 2013-11-14
“This isn’t structurally possible.” “Well, yes. That’s why we called you. What’s up with it?” “No fucking clue.” Agent Green lit a cigarette and began gesticulating towards the piece. “Can you please…
It Might Have Been Djoric (author) 2012-12-08
Item #: SCP-343 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-343 is currently uncontained. No reliable method of containing SCP-343 has been found. SCP-343 has taken up regular residence in…
It Wasn't a Vacation Djoric (author) 2012-08-09
September 21, 1997 Jack Bright strongly considered a change in career. Science wasn’t working out. Too much contact with other human beings, for one. Lack of respectable, cackle-worthy science was…
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's-!? Arlecchino (author) 2010-08-16
I'm going to preface this. This was written as a joke. You shouldn't take this as something to emulate. Having someone write something in the same vein would be embarrassing, and I'd probably end up…
It's All Behind Us Now pxdnbluesoul (author) 2013-12-09
Much like our grandparents could tell you what they were doing on 9/11/2001, or what their parents were doing during the Kennedy assassination, our entire generation could tell you with perfect…
It's All True thedeadlymoose (author) 2016-04-02
The Factually Correct and Profoundly Engrossing Story of Rose Labelle, Savior of Site 19, Bane of the Anomalous, and Emissary of the Library, in which She Ventures into Lands Unknown to Search for the…
It's Just A Dream WrongJohnSilver (author) 2015-03-01
Incident 209-A Experiment 209-A Experiment 209-B Experiment 209-C Hey. Up late? Thought you were off duty. What you got there? Oh, I'm just going over the old reports from SCP-209 again. You…
It's Not Pronounced Like the Thesaurus, Dammit! Kestin (author) 2016-04-01
Dr. Roget was angry. He was furious. One might say he was enraged, or even wrathful. Why? Because the world was a terrible place, full of war, poverty, bigotry, abuse, greed, selfishness, people who…
It's Not Spelled Like That! Gargus (author) 2012-10-28
How long has he been out there? asked the Site Director as he strolled down the corridor leading to the entry hub. Around three hours, sir, replied his assistant, nervously shuffling her papers. …
Items from a Global Occult Coalition Document Bag DrClef (author) 2013-01-27
LTE-3503-Silver KTE-1027-Grey Field Operative SK-107 A self-portrait found in the subject's wallet at time of death Threat ID: LTE-3503-Silver ( Vector ) Authorized Response Level: N/A…
Iteration 0 FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-03-01
In his hands, Dr. Thaddeus Xyank held the future. And that made him smile. It was a lump of gray metal, cool to the touch, with a laser etched serial number, a portrait of George Washington, and a UPC…
Iteration F Joreth (author) 2017-04-01
You are currently viewing Additional Document, Iteration F of the documentation for this entity. This article isn't contained with the rest because it's sinful. This entry also contains many themes…
Iterations ObserverSeptember (author) 2016-05-30
I am Masahiro Goto, formerly SCP-2265-A. Five years ago I was released from a twenty year time loop. I need not elaborate further; the Foundation gave me a (heavily censored) copy of my documentation…

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J. T. H. Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-20
Navarro groaned loudly as he placed his right hand to his head. He felt as if someone had attempted to crack it open, but failed and decided to punch it repeatedly instead. Slowly, he propped himself…
Jack of Clubs TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-11
It all comes down to names, I think. I mean, if I had had a cool name, maybe I wouldn't be such a bad person. I blame Mom. She could have named us all something interesting. I mean, hell, she even…
Jack Of Diamonds TheDuckman (author) 2011-11-09
I suppose you're wondering why I do it? Why I did it? Why we all I'm sorry. It just hurts, you see. But it'll be better soon, I'm sure. She was special. Oh, they're all special. But this last one …
Jam Jars TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-10
The Utterly Bazaar was a roaring sea of merchants hawking, buyers haggling, and everyone in between fighting to make their voice heard over the rolling din of noise. Wooden stalls stood in the street…
Jargon Salman Corbette (author) 2011-10-23
I began walking along the hall to the briefing room. Another situation had come up, and I was expected to be present. As I walked my secretary Gloria walked alongside, giving me a cup of joe. What's…
Jaywalk Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-26
There is a way to live well beyond your appointed time. You need a car, preferably something late-model, with a strong body. Newer cars tend to be too light and not do enough damage. Next, you need to…
Job Opportunities L0rdDeath (author) 2015-04-07
On Monday morning, Aleksander awoke in his London apartment to the smell of burnt toast. Assuming he was having a heart attack (the irony of this assumption only occurred to him later in the day), he…
John James Quantum Physician (author) 2016-09-20
In my opinion, the whirlwind of rumours and false reports surrounding the role of D-Class in this institution has created an increasingly poisonous, and frankly unprofessional, atmosphere over the…
Johnny's Wild Ride TroyL (author) 2014-06-12
Johnny was sitting at his computer desk, head hung low as the tears streamed down his cheeks. He couldn't believe that he'd found yet another internet community that he was exiled from. First it was…
Joseon Arlecchino (author) 2013-02-06
Eun Mi suppressed a yawn as she walked along, silently wishing she was still in bed. The Great Leader (the second Great Leader, which was strange considering the old one seemed sure he'd live forever)…
Jot It Down Djoric (author) 2010-05-26
Today I messed up Dr. Smiley’s office. He yelled a lot and started going “bang, bang”, but he didn’t get me: he’s so funny when he’s loud. Then I went to the cafeteria and the cooks gave me something…
Joy to the World Sophia Light (author) 2011-12-20
Doctor Johanna Rose Garrison leaned back in her chair, one last click extinguishing the computer's light. That was it. The last of the forms had been sent off, the final approvals and offers ferried…
Just A Formality Crayne (author) 2015-03-26
Dr. Daniel Aeslinger envied his peers outside of the Foundation. They only had to deal with life in the twenty-first century eroding mankind's sanity, and he supposed that was enough to deal with as…
Just A Stool Jekeled (author) 2012-06-18
At least he's sitting pretty.                                                                                                                             Doctor Campbell strode across one of Site-19's…
Just a Word to Me Djoric (author) 2013-11-14
Mary-Ann Lewitt stood on the sidewalk outside the church. Mass had just let out, and so the congregation was dispersing out towards the parking lot, with a few people remaining to talk in the…
Just Another Nobody Nighkos (author) 2014-07-02
It was that soft twilight hour. The sun had fallen beneath the sea, signaling the youth on the beach that the time was right. The bonfire was lit and the music played. They laughed and danced….
Just Like Me InsipidParoxysm (author) 2014-10-09
In effect, Nathan, nor Doctor Hart, had exactly expected that the residue would react so violently to the chemicals found in a field testing kit. Neither did they really expect that it would cause a…
Just What We Do Dmatix (author) 2012-07-14
Note: This story is better read after A Day at the Call Center Subject: UI-56 From: Special Agent Laura Stanton, Unusual Incident Unit, Los Angeles Office To: Director McNamara, FBI HQ, Washington…

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Katrina and Morgan and Little Miss Dotty Doo OverThinking (author) 2015-07-28
Katrina sat on the red bench, her shiny Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lunchbox to her left, and Little Miss Dotty Doo tucked under her right arm. The sun felt nice on her face. She absently swung her…
Keeping With The Times VAElynx (author) 2012-05-06
It was always like that. I grew up in a small village just south of Niznyj Novgorod, as third of four children. My mother always longed for how, before I was even born, we lived in a nice apartment…
keine Kosten zu hoch Agent MacLeod (author) 2015-03-06
No cost is too high for victory….
Ketergrams Michael Atreus (author) 2015-01-23
Overview Fatality #1 Fatality #2 Fatalities #3, #4 Fatality #5 Fatalities #6 - #13 Fatalities for 2014 Ketergrams are part of the Safety Subcommittee's program to promptly disseminate facts and…
Keters With Hats Crash1337 (author) 2017-04-10
Paul: Caaarl! Why is there a statue in our house? It's looking at me funny. Carl: Whatever do you mean? Paul: The statue. Right there. It's in the middle of our living room. Carl: Oh, that! I thought…
Key Biscayne AndarielHalo (author) 2014-10-07
They were aiming into the crowd now, utter insanity written in their faces Priss came home late, and found saw her sister wide awake, dressed in one of Priss's bathrobes. She was smirking fiendishly…
Kill 682 Sorts (author) 2010-08-02
Dr. Bright stirred his coffee with a spoon, taking a long moment to savor the aroma. One unusual aspect of his bond with 963 is that certain sensations were different in each body he occupied. Colors…
Killing Knowledge TwistedGears (author) 2015-04-28
Reality coughed chalantly as a Way warbled into existence within the roots of the oak tree outside the Birch home. Finnegan lurched off the tree and kicked the air filter and adjoined vial of…
King Greenshield: A Fairy Tale Smapti (author) 2012-05-26
Once upon a time, in a village in Kent, there lived a girl named Mary, of noble birth and gentle spirit. She was known throughout the town for her kindness and beauty. In time Mary became a woman and…
Kingdom Of Stone: A Monolithic Species AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-24
She missed the sun. It was still there, of course. It would outlast her, she imagined Hagne-Allon had caught up with the mass of former miners just before they could begin to dissipate into aimless…
Kingdom of Stone: Slay, Cure, Protect AndarielHalo (author) 2014-11-26
The whole mob seemed to groan as it came to a halt, like steel creaking and bending. Dodger had a foot out, ready to take another step, but held put as the order came to halt. They'd arrived at…
Kingdom of Stone: The End of a Man Nanoro (author) 2014-09-09
I walked. I knew my end was near. I had not felt my feet for ages now, Overseer knows for how long. They used to ache, but that stopped quickly. As soon as they began to turn to stone, that is. I am…
Kingdom of Stone: The Under-Class AndarielHalo (author) 2014-09-10
When I saw the sky open, I suspected they would make their attempt there. What I expected was a bumbling mass of men, noise and frenzy, cowed by the glint of steel. At worst, some would die….
Knee-Deep In The Keter zaratustra (author) 2012-01-21
SCP-076-2, Ablu ben Adam, grandchild of God, was covered in blood, charred by acid, burnt by fire, and having the time of his life. The Slipgate project, they had told him on his one hour of the day…
Knives Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-23
He'd never really understood knives and the odd obsession some people had with them. Just little scraps of metal, sharpened and placed in a handle, a knife wasn't all that amazing. He admitted that,…
Kriegspiel Dr Gears (author) 2012-06-13
“We need to talk.” The old lady raised her head from the crumpled document before her, blinking rapidly through massive glasses. She sighed, pulling them off and rubbing between her eyes, gray curls…
Kunststoff Strand Djoric (author) 2012-11-16
Research Assistant Sam Ibsen was not a fan of his new assignment. He was not a fan of it at all. It was the architecture, he thought. Here we was, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, on a tropical…

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Lab Induction VAElynx (author) 2011-10-18
Welcome to the Level 1 Research Staff Laboratory Induction. My name is Dr. Eisenberg. Now, all of you are probably asking yourself 'Who the hell is that?' and 'Why isn't someone like Dr. Gears…
Labyrinth's End Kalinin (author) 2016-03-07
He disengages his straps and punches in a sequence into the armside interface tablet. He sees his hands bathed in red, flashing light as several alarm systems trigger, warning him of his imminent…
Lamb In A Lions Den DrMagnus (author) 2010-08-20
The smoking lounge was quiet for a Saturday. Doctor Rathra tried not to fidget, fighting a losing battle with his own nerves. He'd been in this room a dozen times already, getting in to the good…
Lana Neal Sings the Blues Kalinin (author) 2013-12-17
He sees her long black hair and flowing blue dress, and even through the static and blur on the cheap monitor he can see she's got hands that have only a few years at most of waiting tables and…
Land of Plenty AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-06
Everything had gone by so fast, just as Priscilla preferred. It gave her little time to sit and reflect on what had happened. How did people react when faced with world-shattering trauma, irrevocably…
Last Days at Camp Ihp (author) 2013-02-23
All right, Campers! Who hasn't fed Big Bear yet? We can't go to bed until Big Bear's nice and full! At the back of the dining hall, a shy little girl held up her hand. She hadn't said a word since…
Last Meetings Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-03-27
As he placed the last of his possessions in a box, an elderly man with a walnut cane gave one last look around the room. His name was Dr. Zachary Johnson and the office he had worked in for the last…
Last One to Die AndarielHalo (author) 2014-10-15
Do you have any idea how mind-numbingly pointless this is? Yeah, I said. Why do you keep doing it? Rage. Hate. It's an incredible high. This isn't about how you feel. 'It's about the human…
Last Plane Out of the South Zyn (author)
Djoric (author)
Dmatix (author)
azzleflux (author)
2013-01-25
There was an airplane cruising over the Atlantic Ocean. For all intents and purposes, this airplane did not exist, though that fact is neither here nor there and is generally irrelevant to the point…
Last Words From Svalbard Sophia Light (author) 2013-02-06
They turned their eyes away, at the blast, then looked back to see a frosted mushroom cloud rapidly seeding out from the remains of the site. The three passengers, in the cramped main compartment,…
Late Night Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-16
It had been dark for hours, and it was starting to get to him. Sitting at the computer, he'd caught himself glancing more and more times at the nearby window, the space beyond so dark it acted like a…
Laughing Matter Jekeled (author) 2012-09-17
Morons! Site director Marcia Leavitt stormed out of the Site-64 conference room, lab coat snapping behind her. Willing to combat every danger, but when you put a cute little face on it, they turn…
Laughter Communism will win (author) 2016-10-27
Most days, I wish I hadn't been given the ability to do anything for myself. It's nice that I can feed myself and use the toilet on my own, for what I hope are obvious reasons. The act of operating an…
Law And Order Jekeled (author) 2012-06-01
It's the piccolo solo that does it.                                                                                                                             This meeting will now come to order! …
Le Fou d'Avril daveyoufool (author) 2017-04-01
WARNING!!! Notice from the department of Rancid And Idiotic Sexual Antics: The following is a CESSPIT-class infohazard, containing Consensual Eldritch Sexual Squickercourse Poor In Taste and is not to…
Leafers FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2013-09-05
A rust-covered forest green 1976 Dodge Dart pulled into the parking lot of S C Plastics with a rattle and a shake. With many an unpleasant grinding clackety-clack, the engine cut and the headlights…
Learning Captain Cain (author) 2013-07-27
For merchants, the place to be was Kalefheit, Heart of Kalef. Fables of the stupid rich, buying relics for ten times what they were worth, and of poor men, who went from starving to retiring in the…
Learning Shit MisterBibs (author) 2011-10-07
Hey, everyone. I'm Agent Bibs. If you really have a hard-on for being formal, call me Mister Bibs. I don't, so if you call me Mister Bibs, I'll throw a pen cap at you. Now, I've got a few guesses as…
Leeway Decibelles (author) 2014-12-23
☦A tale about an attic Olivia can't ever climb into.☦ &#3…
Legally a Falcon (For Tax Purposes) Waterfire (author) 2016-04-01
Leah Mauldin stood in front of the door, butterflies in her stomach. In her 9 years as Chief Financial Officer of Site-101, she had experienced many a challenge. Everything from a cat-turtle that ate…
Legends Never Die DrMagnus (author) 2017-03-10
Site-19 Ancillary Research Wing Agent Donnarson hadn't really expected to have to do a debriefing of this particular sort. As an information retrieval specialist, his job was to figure out the…
Legerdemain D-Mos (author) 2016-06-02
♪Take a little walk to the edge of town♪ ♪Go across the tracks♪ Ogden lay in bed at the MTF Alpha-1 headquarters. Recently his dreams took him back to his old neighborhood. He'd stroll down the…
Leisure Time weizhong (author) 2014-03-08
“Commencing testing on SCP-715,” Dr. Louef said into the voice recorder. He glanced at the testing chamber from within the observation room. The photobooth sat inside, as innocent as could be, while a…
Lemuridae Tom Serveaux (author) 2012-03-13
When I retire, I want to live a quiet life. Sorry. Here. If I retire, I want to live a quiet life. It’s not an easy task. In my line of work, life expectancy is short. I might get killed during our…
Lending a Hand Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-04-26
The Ethics Committee isn't your enemy! Your site's liaison is there to help you do a better job. Those pesky containment procedures can seem impossible to perfect, but if you work with your liaisons,…
Lessons CryogenChaos (author) 2013-11-19
Doctor Langston smiled as he turned to look at the new batch of researchers sent to his department. His eyes darted from face to face: three in total, two women and one man, each of whom couldn’t have…
Lessons from History catboy637 (author) 2012-07-12
What can we, as a species, learn about the threat of hostile extraterrestrials from Columbus' discovery of the New World and the subsequent extermination and subjugation of its Native inhabitants?…
Lessons Learned Dexanote (author) 2016-03-07
On a day a few decades ago, a group of mundane mortals mistakenly thought that they could categorize the concept of knowledge. That they could contain the nexus of worlds, that the Foundation could…
Let Me Guess, Applesauce? Waterfire (author) 2014-12-01
The Foundation used to lock things away, Things, this and that, which they called special. Every object that they deemed unique enough to keep was kept Safe and secure within their gates. Each one…
Let the Games Begin Bryx (author) 2015-04-02
Junior Researcher Marcher was not having a good day. His favorite parking spot by the door had been taken, leaving him to drive all the way back to the end of the lot to find a space. His coffee had…
Letter from the North Roget (author) 2012-07-07
Will you come sit with us? It is very cold out here, and we are very lonesome. People do not visit us very often, so we do not get to see people. We like people. Please come be with us. We would…
Letter of the Day Djoric (author) 2012-01-13
To: O5-C From: Director, Site 19 Subject: Daily Director’s Memo, ██/██/2012 SCP-███ was recovered today, four days after its original escape. Agents Dash and Jack led the recovery alongside Mobile…
Letters from Benares psul (author) 2016-01-24
The following letters were recovered from a private collection and filed as part of the additional materials relating to SCP-2833. Benares, 12 May 1909 Dear Cousin Emily, Greetings from the British…
Letters to a Prophet Dmatix (author) 2013-03-24
Document 16265-15719-A Foreword: The following column was recovered after being published in a number of national newspapers (for a full list, see Document 1626-1678-B) and raising suspicion in the…
Letters to a Prophet #2: Scry Harder Dmatix (author) 2013-04-14
Warning: The following document contains an Et-Class Textual Anomaly (Threat Level-Minor) Document 16265-15719-B After Foundation efforts to track and contain the creator of Document 16265-15719-A…
Letting it go Pata H (author) 2014-02-26
April 13th 2011 I had just gotten back from a trip to the library when I spotted them. Your average person would just think it's a bunch of cops casing the area. A mix of uniformed and plainclothes…
Liability Jekeled (author) 2012-06-27
I'm sorry, ma'am, but Doctor Wondertainment cannot assume any liability for improper use of the Doctor Wondertainment's Young Surgeon Transplant Kit. I put on my best Wondertainment Sparkly SmileTM…
Library Lifeline TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-15
It turned out that finding a book containing the location of a single cave against the backdrop of the entirety of the multiverse was not an easy task. Rows upon shelves upon sections upon floors upon…
Life and Death Roget (author) 2012-05-02
One minute. He feels himself growing. It hurts, but he can take it. The real pain hasn't even started yet, anyways. He knows this pain all too well, he has felt it every time someone turns that key….
Life in the Multiverse Ihp (author) 2013-02-03
Portal's stabilized. You're good to go. Say hi to 507 if you see him. The operator of the portal chuckled at his joke. Trevor Bailey stepped through the portal to F-601432-Gamma; he emerged in the…
Life Saver Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-22
Disclaimer: This is (more or less) a story related to me by a friend a few months ago. He's ok now, if that helps. Not sure if it's really all that creepy but it's weird as all hell. I was on the…
Life's Cold TroyL (author) 2009-03-21
I look into the metallic reflection of myself in the elevator door. I see it every day. Or just about, since sometimes work keeps me on base for days on end. Smooth polished steel. You can see your…
Light-Dependent Reactions Photosynthetic (author) 2015-04-08
Excerpts from Interview Log E-46693-12 October 4, 2014 12:57 PM Interviewer: Geoff C. Taggart, [DATA REDACTED] Subject: Dr. Chelsea Elliott, researcher (plant specialist) Taggart: Good afternoon, Dr….
Like Clockwork Dr Gears (author) 2011-10-24
“So how do we do this?” Harken asked, stubbing a cigarette into the growing pile on the console ashtray. Kramer looked around inside the car that had been their mobile home the last few weeks. Not…
Like We Were Ever Kindergarten Teachers to Start With Eskobar (author) 2015-04-06
A door opened, and Maria Jones' eyes slowly focused on the movement. Oh, for Christ's sake. Jack Bright's voice echoed in the office, sound waves parabolically running directly into Maria's head….
Little Hurley Lost in Meatspace SwamplessThing (author) 2012-07-31
Splat! Splat! Whe whe where is mommypult? Splat! Daddypult! Where are you? It's so strange here. Where did the walking thing go? It was so nice to me. Why was there a large bang? Splat! What was…
Little Lost Skip MissMercurial (author) 2014-03-11
Dr. Andrea Segerstrom had stopped trying to control the nervous picking at her flaking, peeling nails. They'd always been soft and prone to splitting even when left alone. And in this situation her…
Little Ones DrBerggren (author) 2013-05-02
The room's dark. Oh, I'm sure there's some light on in here, some brief glint of afternoon sun through the cellar window or some long-gone child's twinkling discarded toy. But for me, the room's dark….
Little SCP-507 Lost Shebleha (author) 2012-01-13
I I don't understand Why why is it that they're everywhere? Every place, everywhere, every fucking world They're always there. Why? Hi Mum! I'm back home from school! Jimmy said as he walked…
Living in the Limelight Smapti (author) 2014-07-05
I believe it was Shakespeare who said All the world's indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers and portrayers, each another's audience outside the gilded cage. He was half-right….
Local Legends Ihp (author) 2013-06-18
Let me tell you about the Goatman, children. Baby Bone Bridge, Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin. The old stone bridge is decrepit, nearly falling apart. The only people who come out here nowadays are foolish…
Locks Cherry Pict (author) 2011-09-12
The first time I came home to an unlocked door, I figured I’d just forgotten to lock it when I went to work. I’ve done that before. This morning, I made sure to lock it - jiggled the knob a few times…
Log of Anomalous Ducks Skara Brae (author) 2012-03-21
Note: Following Incident F-19██ and the recovery of SCP-1356, Research Sector-09 was charged the evaluation and containment of resultant anomalies. Testing is ongoing, as relevant subjects are still…
Log Of Anomalous Items Sophia Light (author) 2009-06-04
Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention. This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity….
Log of Extranormal Events carriontrooper (author) 2010-04-03
Foreword: This page is to document anomalous events that have attracted the Foundation's interests, but occurred too briefly for the Foundation to secure or contain them. Instead, the Foundation…
Log of Unexplained Locations Unknown Author (author) 2015-05-30
Foreword: This page is to be devoted to the documentation of low threat anomalous locations which have been discovered by the SCP Foundation over the years. Although all locations listed in this…
Lonely VAElynx (author) 2012-07-20
They don't come anymore. I remember when they used to come every day. Talking quietly among themselves, walking through. Few of them ever talked to me, but them being here was enough to keep one…
Long Live The King Roget (author) 2013-06-12
My name is Dr. King, and you know what I hate more than anything ever invented by mankind? Apple seeds. They have always been the bane of my miserable existence. God damn, piece of shit apple seeds….
Loop Leicontis (author) 2009-12-07
*shatter* FLASH I'm lying on the floor, in more pain than I've ever felt before. I guess this is what it feels like to have a bullet in your gut. The pain is a constant but everything else is fading:…
Loose Ends Varian (author) 2012-10-06
Mr. Eric Brashin checked his silver pocket watch, holding it only by the chain. The boy was late. Of course. The meeting he had scheduled was already bound to prove a waste of time. Lateness always…
Loosen Up A Bit thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-04-03
“I gotta say, Charlie” Crow began, watching Gears pick at leftovers in front of him, “I can’t believe Jack let you off work so easy. What did you do, exactly? Did he owe you a favor or something?”…
Lord Blackwood and the Great Tarasque Hunt of '83 Smapti (author) 2012-05-31
May 14, 1883: I received a most curious missive in the post this morning. It has been four months since I returned to England, having nearly lost my life in endeavouring to become the first man to…
Lord Blackwood and the Thaumaturge Dmatix (author) 2012-06-03
Interview Log 1867-23 Interviewer: Dr. Adam Bernstein Interviewed: SCP-1867 Forward: During a standard checkup interview with SCP-1867 the subject, at the request of Dr. Bernstein, was asked to…
Lord Blackwood in the Land of the Unclean Smapti (author) 2012-06-06
December 25th, 1875: As far and as wide as I have travelled in my years, there is nothing in the world quite like Christmas-time in London. The crisp winter air echoes with the song of carolers and…
Lord Blackwood's Revenge Smapti (author) 2012-06-19
Lord Theodore Thomas Blackwood, explorer and gentleman, crawled stealthily across High Value Storage Locker Room 23C, leaving a thin trail of slime behind him as he climbed up the table leg. The trip…
Lord Blackwood, Astro-Naut Smapti (author) 2012-06-04
April 3rd, 1856: My succour has arrived! For over a year now I have been in London, exercising my duties in the House of Lords to aid Mr. Palmerston's government in bringing about the conclusion of…
Los Recuerdos de los Muertos Drewbear (author) 2012-10-31
Carmela carefully packed a basket of ofrendas for the trip to the cemetery. A cloth doll for Hernanda, a bottle of tequila for Fernando, a bouquet of cempasúchil The rest of the family would bring…
Loss and Nostalgia TyGently (author) 2015-12-14
1: A Mind Spends an Eternity in Solitude I sit alone inside myself and think on what is here. Pillars of radiation pierce me from all sides. I know they are stars but I do not understand them. I know…
Lost Golden Days DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-05-02
A world lost to the unknown. A Young Girl befriending a Dragon. A door opening. Once tsa-Fanu stopped spinning the world around her, it took Quarseta a moment to gain her bearings. Once her mind had…
Lost Time Dr Gears (author) 2012-09-12
“What were you, Harken?” “ what, like in a cosmic sense? Probably a dog or something.” “Must you always be an asshole?” “No, it's a choice.” They'd been stuck at the same posting for three days now,…
Love and Relative Dimensions in Fate: Dr. Clef/Doctor Who Cyantreuse (author) 2016-04-01
“Alto Clef, there’s something you’d better understand about me ‘cause it’s important, and one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box!” ~the Doctor, some irrelevant year …
Love and Relative Safety in Sex Cyantreuse (author) 2017-04-01
◄ previous Furthermore, SCP-447-2 can be refined (see Appendix 447-C: Distillation Process) into a useful lubricant approved for use at all SCP Foundation installations, so long as said lubricant…
Love Hate Dr Gears (author) 2012-04-10
The house was dead when he came home. No lights, no noise, even a little chilly in the early spring dusk. Pete Kothkis stood in the entryway, peering in to the house with a slightly confused smile….
Love In Leetspeak Eskobar (author) 2012-02-18
Margaret couldn't have shoes. There was something about this entire experience that was so surreal, so far outside of her range of experience, so beyond anything she was prepared to deal with, she was…
Love is Patient, Love is Kind Jekeled (author) 2012-11-14
Good morning, Sweetie. Leaning over, I planted a good-morning kiss right on my pumpkin's cold lips before slipping out of bed. Would you like some breakfast in bed today, my sweet? I asked,…
Love Springs Eternal minmin (author) 2011-12-18
Why, it was love at first sight, darling. You awoke to the early song of dawn, and as you rose from the clutches of Morpheus I was there, watching you, every dewdrop on the windowpane an eye into your…
Loyal to the Cause Erku (author) 2010-11-15
Dr. Ersen sat on the tram, idly flipping between pages on his laptop, not really reading anything. The shuttle whirred softly, the lights of the tunnel slashing past windows that really had no reason…
Lucid Daydreaming TwistedGears (author) 2015-03-01
Misser Sticks was not enjoying his existence. For one he was jammed into a storage closet with no company but some paint cans, and for another his elbows were pressing into his featureless face. For…
Lullaby SpoonOfEvil (author) 2009-12-28
“Christ, 204 really did a number on this place.” Agent Williams frowned as he surveyed the damage the Keter level SCP caused to its containment cell. “I concur. The monetary damages caused by this…
Lust in the Time of Anomalous Cholera WrongJohnSilver (author) 2016-04-01
Hello? Little weak people, what's wrong? Oh, all doubled over in agony from a little something? Unable to guard the containment chambers while your bowels empty? Hahaha! Oh, I will get my revenge on…
Lux TroyL (author) 2011-10-21
Timothy Dalton's young hands shook with the exuberance that only a child can feel. It had been two weeks to the day. To the day! And now, it should finally be here! He ran home, grinning the entire…

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M13 Personnel Memorabilia Log Zyn (author) 2016-02-24
Accessing Personal Personnel Miscellaneous Memorabilia and Records Log Compiled by Manu Thirteen (Artificial Intelligence System, MTF Rho-19) Loading database entries Compilation Sweep 3 (Mission…
Mad Love Dr Gears (author) 2012-01-17
Have you ever loved someone? Not that family love, or devotion but real, blind love. I don't think people know how dangerous real, true love is. Love will make you do great things, but it can also…
Madame Lucia Bryx (author) 2014-02-12
In her airy tower, sits Madame Lucia                                                                                                                             There were rats in the soufflé again….
Magic Orientation thedeadlymoose (author) 2016-03-07
Introduction Sigma-3 The Community The Library Magic Q Hello. Thank you all for coming. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Dr. Tilda David Moose. I am the director of Site-19. I'm here to…
Make Portland Weirder Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-17
August, 1970 As Agent Josephine Creed sat beneath a pine tree in Oregon’s Milo McIver State Park, she came to the realization that she hated her current assignment. Wearing plainclothes during a…
Making a Scene TwistedGears (author) 2016-03-07
+ Open for other entries from this team - Close Team Name: We Deny The Existence of Other Games In Town (Sigma-3, Bibliographers ) Team Members: Gaffney (Captain), thedeadlymoose, TwistedGears,…
Mann with the Plann, or the Dog Gone Days of Summer TroyL (author) 2014-01-11
“Stay close, Agent,” Dr. Crow said, trotting quietly along the edge of the forest. “I am fairly certain that we can maneuver this way, find the object in question, and very quickly remove ourselves…
Manna Dr Reach (author) 2014-07-14
Manna. Manna the…
Many Happy Regards TroyL (author) 2010-09-01
Agatha Rights looked up from her desk as the man in the gray suit entered her office, her hand instinctively reaching for the lamp to her left. The man looked at her, his mustache twitching slightly….
March Of The Fire Ants rumetzen (author) 2017-02-06
The sound of sirens made Alarath look away from the stranger. They split in the air in the distance, growing closer every second. They were unlike any warning horn he had heard used in the Empire, too…
Mary Sue Who TheDuckman (author) 2011-01-12
Agent Doctor Merry Soo was the greatest researcher and operative the Foundation had ever known. And at the age of seventeen, she was also the youngest! Joining the Foundation straight out of her…
Matryoshka: Epilogue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-28
Stillwell resisted the urge to scratch beneath the cast on his arm. Cigarette smoke had never been something he was fond of, but in the close room, with the interviewing officer exhaling it constantly…
Matryoshka: Part Eight Kalinin (author) 2016-09-24
Try to keep up, old man. I'd like to be as far as possible from Site-7 when their part of the plan starts. Spinella wheezed as he trotted, sweeping his flashlight in front of him and trying to avoid…
Matryoshka: Part Five Kalinin (author) 2016-09-16
Nechayeva emerged from a utility panel in a frozen alleyway after a thirty minute trek through the underground service corridors. She recognized her surroundings as a nearby power substation. She was…
Matryoshka: Part Four Kalinin (author) 2016-09-14
The muddy slush of frozen earth soaked into Spinella's clothes as he writhed on the ground, gasping for air, spitting blood. From his back, he watched the old man's shadow on the ground beside him…
Matryoshka: Part Nine Kalinin (author) 2016-09-27
Stillwell poked his head up, slowly, peering through the grimy window pane down at the surgical theater below their perch in the mezzanine. He sank back down. Coogan was busy tying the sheets they had…
Matryoshka: Part One Kalinin (author) 2016-09-07
Do you have children, Ekaterina? SCP-1041, dressed in loose-fitting gray and black striped clothes, picked another file out of the cabinet and rifled through it, her flashlight scanning quickly,…
Matryoshka: Part Seven Kalinin (author) 2016-09-21
The old man was propped up in the corner, some surplus Red Army blankets hastily bunched up to provide both warmth and stability for the frail humanoid. He peered out from beneath his hat with…
Matryoshka: Part Six Kalinin (author) 2016-09-19
The Site-7 surgical auditorium, for all of its wood paneling lining the walls and the rows of well-worn theater style seats, might have been any one of a hundred medical facilities of the rational…
Matryoshka: Part Three Kalinin (author) 2016-09-12
The sudden, electric buzz of his cell door unlocking assaulted the doctor's ears as he lay on the bare metal cot, instinctively recoiling from the noise. He raised a scrap of his coat to shield his…
Matryoshka: Part Two Kalinin (author) 2016-09-09
Directly across from Stillwell sat Juhasz in the green plastic chair. To his left was Coogan on the threadbare gray couch. Stillwell shifted in his flimsy wooden folding chair. Its creaking echoed far…
Matryoshka: Prologue Kalinin (author) 2016-09-06
O5-8 opened the door to the observation deck, brightly lit by a clear morning sun. The observers on the 86th floor had a clear panorama of Manhattan, still buried in snow from the storm passing…
Matterminded Aiden Eldritch (author) 2017-01-17
Philadelphia, The Navy Yard 2031 Dr. Vanessa Graff is sitting at a table overlooking the ocean, hands trembling with the greatest rush she has ever experienced in her life, when the woman who doesn't…
May 13th Ian is Me (author) 2016-03-25
Personal audio log for Agent Jason Finch, May 13th. It is… 13:02 where I am right now. Currently on route to a reported anomalous incident in the town of Pete’s Point, Washington. I have gone over the…
maybe god will forgive you if we both beg SoullessSingularity (author) 2015-04-10
In this world, consequence cannot bear the harshness of catastrophe. Mistakes are given lighter punishments. Falling stars shoot through the night sky and occasionally grant wishes of observers below….
MC&D Agent Orientation Bookwizard (author) 2012-07-24
Welcome to Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. If you are here, then you have been accepted into our ranks. Congratulations. A short summary of our organization is in order. We are a club of sorts, and we…
Meat Corerosion (author) 2012-02-28
Chinese culture is a strange thing indeed. She found out, the day her First came tearing, screaming and mewling out from her womb, tiny unformed fingers clawing at her insides. The doctors and nurses…
Medical Seminar DrMagnus (author) 2011-10-12
So you've all been selected to be doctors for the Foundation. Heads of your fields and all of that. Well, I'm here to tell you that none of that matters. Here, you're just one of the rest. We have on…
Meeting Anderson Jacob Conwell (author) 2015-05-11
Agent Sasha Merlo yawned as she slowly moved through the halls of Site-64, a mug of stale coffee in her hands. She had not gotten much sleep over the past few days. The current rush to extract as much…
Meeting Of The Minds Roget (author) 2013-02-17
Masipag sat in the sterile briefing room, her expression of slightly nervous boredom mirrored by Fritz, Cyrus, and Kulzn. Kraito stood at the front of the rooms only table, fiddling with a black…
Meeting Over Coffee Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-15
Daniel Navarro sat alone at a secluded table in a coffee house in Portland. Rather than the usual attire he wore while acting as an agent for the Foundation, here he sat in a set of street clothes….
Melting In Diminished Time Jekeled (author) 2016-10-11
There was a scuffling through the warehouse, the sound of hundreds of giant rats rubbing and pawing against dry desiccated cardboard, the kind of shriveled-up husk that invades into your ears and…
Mementos DrClef (author) 2015-04-20
It was a simple, plain-looking door with the words Archival Storage on a faded plastic plate next to it. Some wag had put up a hand-written sign reading FreeBay underneath it, aping the logo of a…
Memetics and Infohazards Division Orientation Rounzie (author) 2015-07-19
Alright everybody, welcome to the orientation for the memetics and infohazards division. Now this is a full week of training, and a long day so be sure to get some coffee or a donut, because we won't…
Memorandum 10/31 SpoonOfEvil (author) 2012-10-25
ATTENTION ALL SITE PERSONNEL Due to the unique circumstances that have traditionally surrounded the date of October 31, and the allegations that it acts as a catalyst for anomalous phenomena, all Site…
Memorandum Dated 6 November 1944 spikebrennan (author) 2011-11-20
To: Sir Edward Wilfred Travis, Deputy Director From: Col. Lionel Pierce (Bletchley Park) Date: 6 November 1944 Re: German project in Upper Silesia Sir Edward: In obedience to your order of 26 October,…
Memories Iron_wofle (author) 2011-11-22
Memories Jason surveyed the scene. The place was a mess, broken glass scattered across the floor, small puddles of blood and chemicals here and there, and three dead bodies lying in the middle of the…
Memories From A Past Life Waxx (author) 2009-07-30
The summer sun hung low in the sky, turning the clouds all shades of orange, red, and purple, sunbeams shining through the pine trees that lined the sides of this unpaved road. They drove slowly in…
Memory Petit Noir does not match any existing user name (author)
Gene R (translator)
2014-03-06
and down it with water. Done. Soon I'll believe that 21st of December 2012 was a regular boring day. I'm glad I can forget the experience. Those who rank higher will always retain the memory. That is…
Memory of a Masterpiece Zyn (author) 2014-09-16
Expedition log ███ Item Class: Not Applicable (anomalous object) Current Location: deciduous forest in ██████, ███████ (relocation discouraged) Temporary Designation: AO-9131 Day 1 Notes: AO-9131…
Memory of a Memory Dmatix (author) 2013-01-30
Sakarn Var Surten was being talked to, and didn’t care for it one bit. To be honest, it wasn't so much the talking to he minded, it was the fact he didn't understand a word of what the mustachioed…
Memory Of Days Long Past Djoric (author) 2014-10-01
Hey, have you read the Adventuring Interlude and the rest of Adventures in Capitalism? You probably should! Isabel’s bright red high-top sneakers crunched through the snow. The shadows had grown long…
Mental Mazes TwistedGears (author) 2015-05-20
Probability in the Foundation's multiverse is a fairly fluid concept, able to be pumped and dammed as the higher players see fit. Some, such as a certain Nobody, are not entirely conscious of the…
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily TL333s (author) 2014-11-19
The smothering ennui of an awkward situation cannot stand in the face of an onrushing waterfall. One moment, they had been boating calmly along the Bresque. Papá sat at one end of the boat, stroking…
Message In A Bottle HK-016 (author) 2009-03-07
The following is a transcript of a handwritten letter found in a 20-ounce glass beverage container, found near Lake [REDACTED] in southwest Wisconsin. Signs of struggle were evident, and upon closer…
Message of the Relic Dr_Adams (author) 2011-04-29
SCP-███ Observation Log Forward: A total of ██ transcriptions have been made from SCP-███. Each has resulted in similar narratives in the subject's native language, using vocabulary appropriate for…
Metafiction Voct (author) 2010-01-28
Dr. Northrop scratched his ear nervously, and tried not to wonder whose mannerism he was imitating. As the senior staff Bright, and Rights, and Kondraki, and oh god Clef, and Crow, and Gerald, and…
Meteor Dr Gears (author) 2010-05-14
The oil smoke rose as if it would never stop. Boiling from the massive hole in both the earth and the pipeline, it had blotted out the sun hours ago, and still showed no sign of stopping. As Tyler…
Mice Dr Gears (author) 2011-02-26
We have such a mouse problem. What's worse, they're stupid. Your average mouse has the common decency to stay hidden 90% of the time, you just find nibbled items and mouse crap. Our mice just wander…
Midnight Parade SunnyClockwork (author) 2015-09-12
At midnight, two men met under the dim light of a back alley, away from the crowd and their watchful eyes. Dark stars shone weakly in the sky. One of the men was dressed in fine clothes, and yet he…
Minerva Lifted Von Pincier (author) 2015-03-31
Foundation Orbital Research Compound 00, Director von Erbach's Office July 25, 1973, 07:33 GMT Axel von Erbach prided himself on his inflappability. To have maintained his position as head of Project…
Mint And Clay Esoau (author) 2013-03-13
Everything has wants, has a need to be better. I am happy to assist. The creator, he wanted to create things and to make better things. He made me to be his tool. He needed only his hands and mind to…
Mint Condition FortuneFavorsBold (author) 2014-02-26
The green membrane stretched out instantly across the white cinderblock wall, and in a flurry of limbs, an eccentric genius and his grandson fell through it. “Come on, Morty, let’s go!” Rick said,…
Misnomer Communism will win (author) 2013-02-06
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed                                                                                                                             Site 23, Delhi, India. November 22,…
Miss Heir TwistedGears (author) 2014-09-08
Felicia had always hated the snow. It was cold, it was wet, and she was one of the few kids who were actually upset when school was canceled. On top of all that, it rendered her already shoddy vehicle…
Mission Statement Dr Reach (author) 2014-11-22
The alarm sounds its gentle, delicate electro-waltz. It does not wake me up; I have been awake for almost two hours now. Dreams are not safe anymore. I stand up, knowing I cannot fool the kind tyrant…
Mitochondria thefriendlyvandal (author) 2017-02-08
There are vague memories of light at the beginning. His body is compressed and cold. There is the cold of concrete on his skin so much that it is his skin- the cold smell of paint and rebar in his…
Mobile Task Force Basic School: Induction Remarks Mr Carbon (author) 2014-02-03
Alright, settle down. I'm gonna call the roll while the Rabbi here matches faces to names. Raise your hand when I call your name. Listen up. Anderson. Aziz. Bathory. Bernstein. Green. You the art…
Monday, 6am, Escherville Facility Two Mr Carbon (author) 2014-01-15
The vomit flew over Specialist Jane Weiss' head and splattered messily onto Trooper Smithson. Christ on a bike, Weiss, watch where you're puking! Sorry, Weiss gasped out between coughs. It's not…
Mongrelization AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-16
I'm not a racist, Rhie. I just recognize the world we live in and I adapt accordingly. The school officials gathered around the scene had masks on for the smell. Priss thought that a bit much. She…
Monophobia Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2015-06-28
I must, again, become that which I hate. But why? We haven't heard from central command for decades. They're probably gone. Lost to their own horrors. But because of a girl, we live on. She's down the…
Monsters Etherealize (author) 2012-06-01
It was nearing the end of the witching hour, and most sensible folk were tucked away in bed, resting to face the new day. For the fourth (or was it the fifth? Sixth? It was hard to keep track)…
Moonlighting A Random Day (author) 2016-07-27
When Santosh was six years old, he found out that Santa Claus didn't exist. After writing his Christmas list, he told his parents about it, mentioning the Game Boy and roller skates on the list. His…
Moonrakers Von Pincier (author) 2015-07-02
Herr Noamtosk. Herr Direktor. Without a further word, von Erbach pushed the sheet of clippings across the desk. In his mind he wanted to call them newspaper, but most were printed on the thin…
More than Ever Zyn (author) 2012-10-12
I was feeling more down than usual when I borrowed that book. I must have been, otherwise I probably would have passed it by. But then again I guess I really wasn’t expecting her to leave the way she…
Mothers' Love Pig_catapult (author) 2014-07-09
The passions of the dead can be vast and mighty, but we are not all-powerful. There are things I can never see. There are things I can never touch. There are things I can never overpower. Because of…
Motivation of Man AndarielHalo (author) 2014-07-18
Civil wars, sectarian things, Sunni vs Shiite, you think the WestCivs cared anything about that? Locke sat in the 'waiting room', reading through the report that had been filed by her. 'Anabasis' was…
Mr. Parker Erazm (author) 2016-09-21
Mr. Parker. Don't look so surprised, you have to have known this day was going to come eventually. One of your fellow boarders was kind enough to let me in. They won't be disturbing us, so please, sit…
MTF Sigma-66 Post-Mission Psychological Evaluation Silberescher (author) 2016-03-07
Via Davis (Current Foundation Personnel) Davis: I can't believe you're making me sit in for one of these. Dr. Arthur Howell: The supervisor is still a member of the team, Ms. Davis. Davis: Missus….
Mud on the Carpet Djoric (author) 2014-03-25
On the night of April 19th, 2026, the Veil broke. Ten thousand years of strain building up against the fabric of postdiluvian reality finally proved too much to bear, and the Self-Keeping-Secret tore…
Multi-U 101 Djoric (author) 2012-02-14
Hello, everyone. My name is Doctor Trevor Bailey, I’m head of the Department of Extra-Universal Affairs, and this is the Introduction Seminar for Extra-Universal Operations. I know that’s a mouthful,…
Murder Mystery TroyL (author) 2014-08-22
I've dealt with a few dozen murders since I started working for the Foundation, but this was the first time I’d ever had the pleasure of actually interviewing the person killed. My name is Agent…
Museum of Idiots Roget (author) 2015-04-05
Hall ██ of Site-██ Containment area for the Little Misters Mr. Stripes Doctor Leon Red and Junior Researcher Paulus Shirt looked down into the testing chamber. Inside, a gaggle of doctors were…
My Beloved Gecko Decibelles (author) 2016-03-31
☦Dr. Gears takes his gecko out for a walk. Written for the Crackfiction contest.☦ &#3…
My Brother The Ape Roget (author) 2013-11-25
Scene: A messy office, home to to one of the Foundation's best and brightest men. Not a big, or a fancy office, but one that gets the job done. We aren't talking about the name on the door. That guy's…
My Dearest Mary Technician Downs (author) 2012-10-22
FIELD REPORT. ATTACHED: Copies of documents found on the instance's person. ATTACHMENTS: DOCUMENT #AF1293-1: My Dearest Mary, I hope this letter finds you well. I do not know if it will reach you…
My Hell Gargus (author) 2011-02-13
I thank the Lord in Heaven that the SCP-Foundation found me. They take good care of me, make sure I get visitors, let me listen to music. I've been told that others aren't treated as well as I am, so…
My Loever, the Dog: The Incredibly True Story of Kain Pathos Crow Zmax15 (author) 2016-04-01
My Lover, the Dog - Part one I’d always heard about Kain Pathos Crow, but I’d neve understood what he really was. He was a dog, but like that, so much a man. We were alone, I his new lab asisstant,…
Mystery MisterBibs (author) 2012-04-30
No, Clement, I'm serious. And yes, I do know a little bit of Chinese, so I know when someone says bullshit . Just because Intelligence Agents are required to know everything doesn't mean we actually…
Mystery Skipper Theater 3000 Roget (author) 2017-04-07
The following broadcast transcript was detected from a previously dormant region of space, with Foundation encryption. The content is currently under analysis. The Foundation's telescopic networks and…

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Title Author Created
Nacho Business Roget (author) 2013-04-18
In the Foundation, you can't afford to pull punches. If you make an assumption, expect it to fly back in your face before you can say Skipper . Hell, do you know how many tests they have to run in…
Name, Rank, Serial Number DrClef (author) 2010-03-22
Sergeant Thomas Allenby. Serial number nine four two The butt of the revolver cracked against his jaw, hard. Sergeant Allenby laughed bitterly as he spat out a broken tooth onto the packed dirt…
Naptime Eskobar (author) 2012-01-26
Working at a daycare gives you a very strange view of children. I live in the South, so the stereotype of screaming children in Wal-Mart isn't part of a redneck joke. It's literally just what happens…
Narcissus Oboebandgeek99 (author) 2016-02-11
An Echo haunted flower grows more curious by the hour.                                                                                                                             Twice as lucky Five…
Navarro Saves Christmas TwistedGears (author) 2014-12-21
Lackluster lights twinkled within one of Site 19's various staff lounges. They were a dull affair, nothing but a sequence of blinking yellow lights strung up around the edges of the ceiling. A single,…
Nazi Nonsense Kalinin (author) 2015-09-15
Sergeant Freudenberger squinted again at the tiny print on the manifest list, struggling to find his place. He jumped at the sudden sound of the train whistle as yet another load of prisoners…
Negotiation Eskobar (author) 2012-12-07
Act II, Scene I: Repel Jesus Christ, Agent Usilov said. Khalif, come take a look at this. Agent Aziz walked over to the other man. They were now standing in front of a two, two-and-a-half meter…
Neptune Station Hornby (author) 2012-05-31
Neptune Station Theatrical Poster How bad is it? Bad. All communications with Neptune Station have ceased. Sector Twenty-Three’s failsafes are not responding. Do we have any idea what we’re looking…
New Age - Book I: "Cells" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Prelude Chapter One: Cells Chapter Two: You Have The Body Chapter Three: Transfers Chapter Four: Lighter Chapter Five: Learners Prelude This is how it…
New Age - Book II: "Mr Brightside" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Six: Breach Chapter Seven: The Necessary Illusion Intermission Chapter Eight: Mr Brightside Chapter Nine: Safe as Houses Chapter Ten: The Wedge …
New Age - Book III: "Gunning for the Buddha" SRegan (author) 2013-08-10
FoldUnfold Table of Contents Chapter Eleven: Breakers Interlude II Chapter Twelve: Foundations Chapter Thirteen: Breakdown Chapter Fourteen: Keagan and the Bomb Chapter Fifteen: Gunning for…
New Frontiers Jekeled (author) 2013-10-28
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New Job DrChandra (author) 2016-06-08
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New Kid on the Block Anaxagoras (author) 2015-04-23
One day, Jacob realized that the Foundation was the place for him. It was the day the pretty girl from his high school’s Alto Clef Fan Club died in his arms, telling him how wonderful his long,…
New Technical Issues Roget (author) 2012-03-22
Welcome to the Technical Issues page. You are all free to ask me about any issue you might be having (with a computer, mind you), I will try and assist you in resolving those issues. Don't be bashful…
New Tricks (or: Youth Culture Killed My Dog) DrClef (author)
thedeadlymoose (author)
2015-04-01
Two Weeks Ago In an unnamed garage in a facility that didn't exist, a dog was trying to repair a hydraulic servo. He raised his paw and tapped away on the specially built keyboard that he'd had put…
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December 31, 1997 Alto H. Clef ticked another box off on his bucket list. Specifically the one next to the phrase “Have coffee with the Venus of Willendorf”. Of course, he had only added it to his…
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January 1, 1998 Alto H. Clef stepped out of the little circle of snow into the scorched dirt and admired his handiwork. There were some large chunks left, a few even vehicle-sized, but by and large…
Nightmare Tara Unknown (author) 2012-01-31
It was a hallway, corridor, somewhat familiar, but dark. Clean. Cold. Sterile. Emergency lights flickered, but it was dark. Rosalind wondered where she could possibly be. She walked down the hall,…
No Good Deed Jacob Conwell (author) 2017-01-09
January 18th, 2020 As the doctors, nurses, CNAs, and other hospital personnel carried out their duties within Portland's St. Vincent's Hospital, a man in a blue and silver suit weaved his way towards…
No Joke DrEverettMann (author) 2015-05-13
Jerry swept the floor of the hallway while the guards looked on. This used to be Mr. Henderson's job, but then his poop started glowing, and now he was in Cell 14, with Mr. Iheme. The guards would…
No More Dmatix (author) 2013-05-17
I'm sorry to use your name like that. It's a cheap trick, and not even an original one at that, but it's a way to get attention. And I need your attention. I need you to hear this. Consider, if you…
No More Dull Days Eekium (author) 2016-12-07
← Previous | | Hub | | Next → Time dragged on, and Lilibeth could feel the metaphorical chains connecting her to SCP-2508 grow ever tighter. The small group of runaways had spent the better part of…
No One Else Will Protect Us Roget (author) 2013-12-09
My name is The Administrator. I don't know who I was before all this happened? Or changed? Or whichever adjective you want to use, it all means the same thing. History itself has been changed, if…
No One Like You Gaffney (author) 2013-08-06
I pull the car into the driveway and keep the engine on. My hand hovers over the key and I try to screw up my courage, knowing I'll never do it. Just go, the little voice says, just drive and drive…
No One Should Be Alone Jacob Conwell (author) 2014-12-22
Researcher Conwell sat alone at his desk. The sound of his typing filled the silence that otherwise engulfed the lab. With a large yawn, he took the opportunity to check the clock. It was 7:48 PM,…
No Rain rumetzen (author) 2017-02-17
The steel collar was just loose enough to keep from choking Cipher, yet tight enough that she had to stop herself from clawing at the metal around her throat. Every five seconds, a small red light…
No Sooner Spoken Than Broken Castle_Bravo (author) 2013-07-21
He lay in the bath tub, toes gently splashing along the water line in an absent minded way. He liked his tub. Its hot water comforted him, as it had since he was a boy. He reflected on the evening…
Nobody Dies Randomini (author) 2013-12-10
Ruiz Duchamp heard a sound in the distance. hooooooooonk Probably nothing. Ruiz continued to pace in his studio, moonlight shining through the glass roof and casting shadows across the room. Felix had…
Nobody Knows DrEverettMann (author) 2011-05-06
Well, shit. Yeah, I'd say you got the bastard. They don't get much more dead than that. Okay, calm down. You're not gonna get D-Classed. Breathe, kid. Here's what happened. You're not the one who…
Nondescript Nose Kalinin (author) 2015-09-18
No, no, no! The chorus does not start launching into Horst Wessel Song until the Hero of Aryan Purity is above the Threshold of the Fatherland! Above! Max von Gruben barked directions at the…
Nonpareil A Random Day (author) 2016-01-22
Her metamorphosis took place at the dinner table. She abruptly crumpled up, compressing herself into a fat, rounded form before a light red layer of veins covered her, themselves being covered by a…
Nor Gloom Of Night Shall Stay Djoric (author) 2013-02-23
It was a dark and stormy dawn, with a sky of wet slate. Rain poured down the window, as it had for the last six hours. The clock on the wall said 7:04. Salah hadn’t slept since that time yesterday….
Nor Shall My Sword Sleep SRegan (author) 2012-10-15
I found this in You-Know-Who's latest cache of papers. I'm inclined to believe that it's from one of his not-so-parallel iterations, given that the thing appears to be dated to the 1930s. Still, I'm…
Not a contest entry, but a crackfic about gods anyways SunnyClockwork (author) 2016-04-01
The gods gathered at the Great Abyss like flies attracted to rotten meat, hunting each other down and licking the wounds of the universe. They were also throwing a party. I just don't get it! …
Not Fade Away Shaggydredlocks (author) 2016-10-31
The old water tower on the outskirts of this shit-heel town has been derelict for ages. It's amazing they haven't torn the damn thing down yet. I reach up for the next rung, which groans in response…
Not Just A Cat In A Labcoat MonkeyClone (author) 2016-04-01
Not To Disappear - 1 minmin (author) 2016-06-18
Previous / Next 1. In the dusty bedroom of her Georgetown apartment, Hannah Cho sits on the edge of her bed, mobile phone in hand, unable to believe the voice from the other end of the line. Excuse …
Not To Disappear - 2 minmin (author) 2016-08-28
Previous / Next 2. They'd called it the Bungalow, back then. Single-storeys and semi-detacheds had lined the streets then, and the additional floor of number 32 towered above its surroundings. But…
Not To Disappear - 3 minmin (author) 2016-09-27
Previous / Next 3. Darkness falls over the island of Penang as the strange cars surround Number 32. On both ends of the street, dark sedans with tinted windows pull up to a halt. In front of the…
Notes From the Great Mare Djoric (author) 2012-12-30
June 21, 2003 Summer solstice today. That means, if I’ve been counting right, that today is my five-thousand, three-hundred and twenty-seventh birthday. Happy birthday to me. I can barely believe it’s…
Notes towards a manifesto Gaffney (author) 2012-04-22
WE ASK THE QUESTION HERE 1. deviating from or inconsistent with the common order, form, or rule; irregular; abnormal: SMASH the confines of reality! Purge Art of modernism, commercialism,…
Nothing and Five and Five Dmatix (author) 2014-01-19
I could never see clearly, no, But five times blind, Five times declined. She stared into the cloudy surface of her tea, and tried to remember the song. It was on the tip of her tongue, she was sure…
Nothing Human A Random Day (author) 2014-07-07
Following this event, settlements were quickly established. The interim leaders of the settlements, Omega-021, Epsilon-024, Zeta-031, and Gamma-050 decided that a meritocracy would form a solid…
Nothing Says "Promotion" Like a Bag Over Your Head TwistedGears (author) 2016-03-07
+ Open for other entries from this team - Close Team Name: We Deny The Existence of Other Games In Town (Sigma-3, Bibliographers ) Team Members: Gaffney (Captain), thedeadlymoose, TwistedGears,…
Nothing to See Here TheDuckman (author) 2017-01-14
David, Age 0 “He’s such a brilliant child,” his mother said to the nurse. The nurse smiled, indulging the new mother. Every first time mother thought her child was special. “No really!” The mother…
Novel Cultivars Randomini (author) 2013-11-24
“I have bred a cultivar of celery that tastes like cheese.” Overgang Dood and Melanoma-on-the-arsehole-of-existence ( Arsehole to her friends) stared at the plate that Joey Tamlin was offering them….
November Sun trennerdios (author) 2016-09-15
Researcher Jordan Kytes desperately wanted to keep sleeping, but the alarms insisted he was done. Still groggy, he slowly forced himself to his feet, and shuffled to the door to see what was going on….
Now Hollow Fires Burn Out To Black And Lights Are Guttering Low Doctor Cimmerian (author) 2017-01-19
Four Score and Eleven years ago our fathers brought forth on this land, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. This portion of the…
Now... This Gaffney (author) 2013-02-23
Three weeks into a possible future THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. RANDI KAYE, CNN ANCHOR: From CNN world headquarters in Atlanta, this is EARLY…
Nucleation Communism will win (author) 2014-05-07
of an L                                                                                                                             The pair conversed through the entire car ride, much to the chagrin…
Null Space Chubert (author) 2014-04-08
“Step forwards, D-0912.” My name is Andrew Carter. D-0912’s feet carried him on a path, straight and true, across the threshold of the door. The bright glare of lights shone into his face. Jagged…
Null-terminating String LurkD (author) 2015-03-30
HUB | Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V: Null-terminating String So that's your official opinion? So far, yes. Though we aren't ruling out sabotage pending…
Number One With A Bullet DrClef (author) 2015-04-17
Two Days Prior You want The Suit? the dog asked. Are you sure? Adams is going to need it, Clef said, especially if the Coalition starts stepping up their efforts. Professor Kain Pathos Crow…
Nx-07 DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-07 Civilian Designation: Gwag Hen y Cwn, Swansea, Wales Population: 1,506 Area Class: Asphodel Nexus Interaction Protocol: Civilians within Nx-07 are fully aware of the anomalous nature of…
Nx-33 DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-33 Civilian Designation: Drake, Inverness-shire, Scotland Population: 759 Area Class: Camelot Nexus Interaction Protocol: Nx-33 is to be removed from physical and digital civilian maps….
Nx-58 DreamwalkerFae (author) 2015-09-29
Nexus #: Nx-58 Civilian Designation: Yumegēmu, Tokushima, Japan Population: 5,724 Area Class: Shangri-La Nexus Interaction Protocol: All personnel assigned to Nx-58 must be implanted with sub-dermal…
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