Cool War 2: Ruiz From Your Grave
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> 001. Cool War: Death & Rebirth (Summary)
> 002. The Dawn Of A New Era
> 003. Where Fearful Feet Dare Not Tread
> 004. wowwee un kill ursefl
> 005. Deconstruction Of A God
> 006. Art Is A Gateway Drug
> 007. The Snipper Reborn
> 008. Joey And Overgang And Rita And Molly And Zombies
> 009. You Did What?
> 010. Fifty Percent Off Everything
> 011. Potential Tradeoffs
> 012. The Second Cool War Begins
> 013. I Can See The Light
> 014. The Madness Sets In Fast
> 015. Antidisestablishmentarianism
> 016. Pork Crackling Is Repulsive
> 017. The Characteristic Dipole
> 018. Messages Transmitted And Recieved
> 019. Anusparade Assholes
> 020. A Series Of Changes
> 021. A Broken Bookshelf
> 022. Raptor Orgies Are More Fun Than You'd Think
> 023. But Less Than You'd Hope
> 024. Actually A Lot Less Than You’d Hope
> 025. Allegory Of The Two Bothers
> 026. A Time Independent Algorithm
> 027. Noxious Fumes Fill The Area
> 028. The Byzantine Empire Was Secretly Aliens
> 029. The Obligatory Fanservice Story
> 030. Tumultuous Times And Nothing To Think About
> 031. Can I Taste Your Pupils
> 032. Agent Green Cartwheels Into The Story
> 033. Rice Paper Fish Catcher
> 034. Paper Burns Quite Well
> 035. But Not Underwater
> 036. The Barton Prophecies
> 037. An Uncomfortable And Awkward Handshake
> 038. Another Juan Bites The Dust
> 039. Nobody’s Home
> 040. Cutting Coats And Throats
> 041. Mikan
> 042. This Statement Is Metaphorical
> 043. Nothing Is Canon, Everything Is Permitted
> 044. A Butt Too Fart
> 045. Getting To The Crux Of Things
> 046. Overgang Dood Eats A Sandwich
> 047. The World Seems Like Nothing
> 048. This Chapter Intentionally Left Blank
> 049. Rita Learns About The Birds And The Bees In The Worst Way
> 050. Tsun Tsun Dere Dere
> 051. Get Booked In To The Priory
> 052. An Eye For An Eye Leaves The Whole World Blind
> 053. As Would Masturbating Endlessly
> 054. Suddenly, NINJAS
> 055. Agent Green Disapproves Of All This Nonsense
> 056. DISCONNECTION ERROR
> 057. RECONNECTING
> 058. Nothing Is Better
> 059. Mared Gretchen Hosts A Rave Party
> 060. Seven New Characters Are Introduced
> 061. Seven Characters Die Unexpectedly
> 062. Conservation Of Momentum
> 063. Better To Have Nothing Than Everything
> 064. Some People Get Angry About Video Games
> 065. The World Collapses From Its Own Weight
> 066. Maybe Capitalism Is A Bad Idea
> 067. No, Never Mind, Better Than The Alternative
> 068. Futanari Titwhore Fiasco: Live In Crimea!
> 069. The Warmup Act
> 070. Et Tam Deum Poopy
> 071. The Life And Times Of Terry Shultz
> 072. A Slice Of Delicious Pie
> 073. War Criminals
> 074. Whore Criminals
> 075. Water On The Knee
> 076. "Legally Acquired Software"
> 077. A Dog Is Put Down
> 078. Because It Was Too Heavy
> 079. And Its Weight Resulted In Incurable Physiological Problems
> 080. It Was All Just The Dream Of An Angel
> 081. Anime Is Art Too, Guys
> 082. A Light Read Before Bedtime
> 083. I’d Rather Not Think
> 084. Someone Steals Aldon's Penis
> 085. Lacerations To The Sternum
> 086. This Is Not A Joke
> 087. Tremolo And Crescendo
> 088. Agent Clef Appears, Nobody Likes The Cameo
> 089. Nobody Appears, Agent Clef Likes The Cameo
> 090. You Can’t Have Your Cake And Eat It Without Getting Fat
> 091. Eris, Anima, And Timothy Wonder How They Got Here
> 092. Wait Was That A Walrus
> 093. A Twisted Copper Wire Pair
> 094. 37 Years Of Backpay
> 095. A Library But Not, You Know, THE Library
> 096. Agent Green Shoots A Gun
> 097. Ruiz Dies Again
> 098. An Intermission To Keep You Hanging
> 099. Mutually Artsured Destruction
> 100. Why Aren't You Helping?
> 101. Overgang Loses Every Pair Of Glasses But Nineteen Of Them
> 102. Some More Events Transpire
> 103. This Isn't A Spelling Mistak It Is Never A Spelling Mistak
> 104. Fights
> 105. Knife Fights
> 106. Running Up A Bunch Of Stairs
> 107. Knife Fights On Top Of A Skyscraper
> 108. The Skyscraper Is Also A Rocketship
> 109. Knife Fights On Top Of A Rocketship Skyscraper
> 110. Everyone Dies Of Asphyxiation
> 111. A Mysterious Walrus Saves The Day
> 112. Cracking Knuckles Can Kill The Cartilage
> 113. Agent Green Is An Ineffectual Badass
> 114. Not On Opposite Day
> 115. Jesus Appears, Hi-Fives Everybody
> 116. Ruiz Gets Better
> 117. A Computer Mouse That Is Also A Biological Mouse
> 118. I Think I Lost My Keys
> 119. Fred Enters The Story, Shakes His Head Disappointedly, Then Leaves
> 120. Nested Loops
> 121. Do Not Pass Go
> 122. Pan To Left, Watch Tumbleweeds
> 123. Quantum Immortality
> 124. A Stylistic Decision
> 125. Cool Is In The Eye Of The Beholder
> 126. A Lull In The Middle
> 127. A Bulge In The Middle
> 128. Joey And Overgang Totally Make Out But No Homo
> 129. Scarlet Ninth Was Adopted
> 130. Your Mom Is So Fatwah
> 131. The Virus Spreads To The World
> 132. The Following Statement Is False
> 133. The Previous Statement Is True
> 134. Words In An Interesting Order
> 135. If A Bear Shits In The Woods, Does It Make A Sound?
> 136. Even Murderers Have Mothers
> 137. Rita Adopts A Stray Walrus That Seems A Bit Familiar
> 138. Eroticism Is Actually Communism
> 139. A Post Scarcity Utopia
> 140. Vomit Twice Removed
> 141. What’s A King To A God
> 142. The Prescription For Sadness
> 143. Molly Stares Into The Void And The Void Goes Mad
> 144. Nothing Of Importance Happens In This One, Just Skip It
> 145. Ruiz Dies Again, Again
> 146. A Small Man Dances In A Red Room
> 147. Intermission That You Won’t Understand, Plebian
> 148. The Friday Exhibitionist
> 149. Exclusive And Gate
> 150. Gotta Catch Them All
> 151. Also, Mew
> 152. [WAS THIS FUNNY THE FIRST TIME]
> 153. Joey Steals The Declaration Of Independence
> 154. Trial Of The Dragon
> 155. Rita's Walrus Was A Nazi Spy
> 156. Let Me Fetch Mein Kampfortable Chair
> 157. Death Of The Author
> 158. The Only Cure Is More Cowbell
> 159. Ruiz Gets Better Again
> 160. A Childhood Flashback
> 161. IT IS I, RUIZ, YOUR ARCH RIVAL
> 162. AND NOW I MUST DESTROY YOU
> 163. HYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> 164. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part One)
> 165. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Two)
> 166. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Three)
> 167. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Four)
> 168. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Five)
> 169. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Six)
> 170. Ruiz Releases A Blast Of Ki (Finally)
> 171. He Missed
> 172. And Hit A Bus Filled With Orphans
> 173. Oops
> 174. An Armenian Bodybuilder Exercises His Legal Rights
> 175. Coldposter
> 176. Special Delivery
> 177. Knuckle Dusting
> 178. Ruiz Duchamp: Ace Attorney
> 179. Mary Ann And Salah Appear For No Reason
> 180. Isabel Wondertainment Sucks A Lollipop Innocently
> 181. Yes, I Am Going To Keep Stealing Djoric's Characters
> 182. Overanalysis Of Meaningless Patterns
> 183. It's Super Effective!
> 184. An Existential Crisis
> 185. Ruiz Seeks The Oracle Of Delphi
> 186. I Just Lost The Game
> 187. Updating The NAND Of The Mind
> 188. It's Not Real, It Never Was, You Pathetic Fools
> 189. The Oracle Is Kind Of A Huge Bitch
> 190. wowwee go enlighten ursefl
> 191. If You Skip This Chapter Nothing Will Make Sense
> 192. Any Time, Any Place, You And Me
> 193. Rebirth Of The Author
> 194. Rita's Walrus Was A Double Agent
> 195. And That’s The Way We Do It
> 196. Incomprehensible Jibber Jabber
> 197. Entrails Gouged Out With A Dull Knife
> 198. Rita's Walrus Was A Triple Agent
> 199. Together, As Father And Son
> 200. A Stun Gun Is Quite Dangerous
> 201. Pico Acts Like A Crazy Guy And Nobody Is Surprised
> 202. Good Night Dead Society
> 203. And Choirs Of Angels Sing Thee To Thy Rest
> 204. Cat Sneezes Are Horrifying
> 205. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
> 206. Wait, Wasn't That A Panic At The Disco Song?
> 207. More Protein Powder
> 208. Knowledge Is Power, Power Is Current Times Voltage
> 209. You Cannot Destroy An Idea
> 210. Boku No Pico Wilson (DON'T GOOGLE THAT)
> 211. Two Houses, Both Alike In Dignity
> 212. A Confident Black Woman Asserts Her Individuality
> 213. Agent Green Accidentally Annexes Poland
> 214. War… War Never Changes
> 215. War Has Changed
> 216. Rita's Walrus Was Secretly On Her Side The Whole Time
> 217. And Is Also A Metaphor For Childlike Innocence
> 218. I Swear I Will Use Your Skull As A Chalice
> 219. Beams Of Light
> 220. A Foreboding Atmosphere
> 221. Everything Gets Super Serious
> 222. Agent Green Tries To Help But Can't Do Much
> 223. It Turns Out Every SCP Was Anart, Who Knew
> 224. Ruiz Dies For Like The Fifth Time
> 225. Then He Comes Back
> 226. Now He's Dead
> 227. Just Kidding, He's Fine
> 228. Rita's Walrus Is Released Into The Wild
> 229. Can Even I Be Saved?
> 230. No Pico, No You Can't
> 231. You Crazy Asshole
> 232. The End Of The Beginning
>oh god just fucking kill me now
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>fuck

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