The Based God
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To our friends at Indiana Limestone, best wishes for 1935!



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Jupiter, unknowingly, has offered us that chance. I suggest we take it.



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You know, with the kids, it's really all about giving back, right?



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YES HELLO DOCTOR



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Obviously this is only a minor setback.
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We've got to find a way to get him in every single goddamn film, I swear.
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…SCP-2464-3 would follow members of his team with its eyes…
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Do… do you think that's true?
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Either way. Better them than us.
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Something foul that we dragged out of the sea.
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Maybe you won't realize it [ILLEGIBLE] you probably will
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"Super Coco Pows"
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Do you hear the Black Moon howling, 13? You will, soon.
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Do you believe that the Children of the Sun were the first to overthrow those who came before them?
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Not so fast, Foundation goons!
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I don't care if you have to turn a hurricane on him, do it.
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See now the devastation!
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There's only so much that hate can build up in a place before it starts hating you back.
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To be frank, we've been killing the wrong subjects.
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There is a place in Hell for debtors / And a hole just your size.
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My neighbor just got fucking eated by a bear.
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I know we are meant to / be together forever
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Captain, I need a bigger boat.
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You've made sure there will be plenty of blood.
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Hello there! Are you a consciousness?
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~Literally killed the RPC Authority~
When asked about the installation of SCP-7143-J, he remarked, "I installed a doorknob."
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…and by the grace of God Almighty, I will be the Law.
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C-can… can you feel the rust inside you?
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Last night I was visited by an angel.
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Fuck if I know.
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what does it mean when it says blood sacrifice.
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You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
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Weapon recoil shatters the D-Class' arm, shoulder, and collarbone, and renders them unconscious.
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MTF Contest 2016 1st Place
you're fucked now, mann
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That wasn't a Church artifact, Johnny. They said "Property of The Factory".
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You're Death, too.
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And the dark changes people.
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feat. Cyantreuse
I'm almost there again, just let me be alone.
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feat. Joreth and A Random Day | SCP-3000 Contest 1st Place
—and only the eel remains.
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feat. Doctor Cimmerian
Come on, man, you know I'm good for it.
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feat. Faminepulse and Decibelles
heh heh heh warn u get triggr of peen gun.
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We made it because, at the end of the day, we feel like you have the most interesting story to tell.
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I taste blood and steel. YOU ARE UNDER ATTACK.
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Maybe Vog was just the friends we made along the way.
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You are full of shit, are you not?
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hello.
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No patient is very well now yes I am the cure.
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I see him. A man at a keyboard. He’s watching this right now.
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But fuck, I’m still a soldier. I still have to try. It’s fucking Christmas.
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feat. Doctor Cimmerian, Zhange, and VolgunStrife
There is much to do, and Rome must burn.
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Their existence, I believe, is torment.
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I- (pauses) I’m- (pauses) it’s everywhe-
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u need 2 learn 2 trust dado.
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no it ok. these better than vagro. u trust dado.
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feat. Doctor Cimmerian
A nightmare festers in the field.
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feat. The Great Hippo
The corpse of a woman with a broken neck was recovered nearby.
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feat. Gabriel Jade
Oh doctor, I wouldn't be so sure.
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blow out the poop chute
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It is the only way out.
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Jack's bout as much daddy as they've had.
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A tall, black, wooden box rests against the back wall.
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Audio equipment within the containment cell recorded SCP-3293 repeating the words "go home" while it worked.
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~Thoroughly shook the SCP subreddit~
Cartoon women. False bravado. Manufactured masculinity.
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feat. Jekeled and minmin
Foxes are known to eat tongues. Did you know that?
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(Pauses) Oh, shit. I guess not, huh?
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SCP-4000 Contest 2nd Place
Indeedings, Uncle Pointy am are being SEVERAL unwelcomeds…
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I never knew my grandfather
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Come on now, Tim. Let's not make a scene in front of the kids.
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Made me think we might get through this. Made it a little better.
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There is no good. There is no evil.
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Track 1: Old Chilly the Space Trucker
Series: Constellation Starfish
I’m really never far from a mobile satellite / Unless I’m in Proxima Centauri for the night.

Track 2: The Book of Dave
Series: Constellation Starfish
It was the Book of Dave, it was the Book of Dave!


The Surfside Beat
Series: Constellation Starfish
McKinney, come on. You've read my reports, haven’t you?


The Face of God
Series: Constellation Starfish
Have you ever seen God, Clyde?


Track 4: You and Me
Series: Constellation Starfish
I’m out here dancing with the stars…


Siren's Song
feat. Faminepulse & Soulless
Series: Constellation Starfish
Morgan looked up, then at his friends, and together they left for the next gig.


Three Farewells
feat. Jacob Conwell & TwistedGears
Goodbye, Karlyle.


Fourth and Long
Series: Gloriana Alexylva
Welcome back, sports fans!


Postgame
Series: Gloriana Alexylva
…no feat of engineering could put fire in those fingertips.


Fear Alone
Fear alone is all that it ever required.


Starch and Cream
Dystopia Contest 2014 3rd Place
It would appear, sir, that our foe is far more formidable than we had anticipated.


Reconciliation
Deep below Site-81, in a / secure bunker, a red box sat open / on the floor.


Integrity Project
Canon: Resurrection
In the face of mountains, you are only a man, Jean.

Hugo Hijinks
Series: Learning the Alphabet
You want me to do what to that penguin?


Additional Resources
Canon: Resurrection
It would not necessarily be for Site-81, I am afraid.


Folly
Canon: Resurrection
You were right about there being less kind monsters in the world than Able, Liar.


A Site-19 Christmas Carol
No, no no, Spirit, please. It cannot be.


The Last Good Man in the Foundation
Is it humanity we're protecting, or the Masquerade?


Secure Facility Dossier: Site-81


Atzak I
Series: Atzak
You have a hard time remembering things anymore. You wonder why.


Atzak II
Series: Atzak
What are you going to do?


Coach Panagakos Eldest and Most Revered
Series: Gloriana Alexylva
We could’ve at least tickled them with the fucking tip.


Nil Engines
feat. LordStonefish
Researcher Chad sniffled. "Really? Is it really true, Shy Bro?"


The Unforgiving Gridiron
Series: Gloriana Alexylva
Why, I’m Vincenti Andersopolis, at your service.


Anima Ex Machina
Series: Gloriana Alexylva
I'm here to do two things, Cron. Win football games, and win fucking football games.


Atzak III
Series: Atzak
…there was never any mercy to give.


Dusk
for we planted the lilacs too late / to survive winter.


To Never Again See The Light Of Day
You know what this is, don’t you?


Smoke
A week ago, the earth shook beneath our feet.


Moonrise
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?


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Gloriana Alexylva Hub
Series: Gloriana Alexylva


Atzak Hub
Series: Atzak


Kaktuskast Hub
The Official Unofficial Podcast of the SCP Foundation Wiki


SCP March Madness Hub
Bracket Challenge


page what is for dado hub yes
POI





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