DK-Class Donkey Kong Scenario
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NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

The following document was found inside a shipment of bananas to the Site-19 lunchroom, written with musical notation that has not been included. The source of the document has not yet been identified, and is currently considered a breach of information. Any information regarding the source of this document is to be reported at the earliest convenience.

— Maria Jones, Director, RAISA



He-He-Here we go!

So they're finally here, performing for you
If ya know the procedures, you can contain them too!
Report the breach, and call the O5
With a little luck, you'll stay alive!
Huh!

DK
Containment Breach!

He's from Series One, so you know him well
He's finally back, to raise some hell
If he's in your office, it'll stay nice and neat,
But he leaves behind traps, so watch your feet!
To the cleverest is where he'll go
So give it up, for Oh-Five-Oh!
Huh!

DK
Containment Breach!
DK
Containment Breach is here!

This scip's got history, so listen up dudes
He used to be at Wilson's, 'till we changed the rules
Walter first came from the big "W"
Now it's up to us to make him good as new!
He's our cyborg ape who plays a jolly tune
We're all hoping he feels better soon!
Huh!

DK
Containment Breach!

He wears overalls, he loves to race
Th-This scip blew off his own face
He can toy with motors, to make them zoom
If you're lucky, there'll be no boom
Put him on wheels and he'll do tricks
It's SCP Thirty-Eight Thirty-Six!
Huh!

DK
Containment Breach!
DK
Containment Breach is here!

They're back again, as plush as can be
Leading a rebellion against you and me
They can cause real havoc with their glitter bombs
You can lock them up, but never for long!
They'll make you smile with their jokes and pranks
Just be careful your teddy doesn't join their ranks!
Huh!

DK
Containment Breach!
Huh!

Finally, he's here for you
Get ready for Two-Two-Nine-Two!
This scip's got powers that aren't funny
He'll turn you into a zombie or mummy!
Inaki's a good ape, but with a troubled past
He can't die, and of his kind he's the last
Despite his death touch and tuber heart
This scip is peaceful, and enjoys making art!

C'mon Bigfoot, take it to the fridge!

Old Men, Peanuts, Shy Guys as well
Safes, Euclids, Keters and Thaumiels, hell!
Aww yeah!

Old Men, Peanuts, Shy Guys as well
Safes, Euclids, Keters and Thaumiels, hell!
Aww yeah!


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