Name: Doctor Jekeled
Security Clearence: None.
Site of Operations: Confined to Site-19.
Profile: Doctor Jekeled was a paycheck scam created by a certain Junior Researcher ████████ in an attempt to augment his salary. This scam was only discovered after ███ years, when an inquisitive file clerk noticed that the sums being payed had not been touched for over ███ years, and amounted to over ██████████ euros. Despite a discontinuation of payment to his account, reports utilizing his name continue to be disseminated throughout the Foundation through an unknown means. Attempts to locate and eliminate the source of these reports have been unsuccessful.
Addendum 01: What are you people talking about? I'm not a paycheck scam! Where do you think these reports have been coming from in the past 5 decades? -Dr. Jekeled
If you're not a paycheck scam, then why are you saying the exact same things that a paycheck scam would say? -Dr. ██████
Reports bearing Doctor Jekeled's Name:
Unofficial reports bearing Dr. Jekeled's Name:
- A Few Minor Counts of Bookkeeping
- A Lack Of Proper Procedure
- A Photocopier in Reverse—Chapter 1
- A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 2
- A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 3
- A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 4
- A Photocopier In Reverse—Chapter 5
- A Simple Plan For Success, In Three Parts: Step 1, Take From Peter. Step 2, Pay Paul. Step 3, Repeat.
- A-C Sharp-E
- Adventurous Archival!—Hub
- An FAQ; Or, What The Hell Is A Hume?
- An Faq Part Two; Or, Your Hume Questions Answered
- Choir Of The Damned
- Final Proof
- Just A Stool
- ...Keter: Cleanup Duty
- Laughing Matter
- Law And Order
- Love is Patient, Love is Kind
- New Frontiers
- Quid Non Scitum Est
- Rollover Hours
- Several Creative Promotions
- Skin Deep
- Sweet Memories
- The Dark At The End Of The Tunnel
- The Greater SCP Foundation Exploration Series, Part 12-The Akiva System
- The Journal Of J S Junior Technician
- The Root Of All Knowledge
- Valued Benefactor
- We've Got A Runner