Dr. Roget's Personnel File
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Photo of Dr. Roget at play at work.

Name: Dr. Ralph J. Roget

Security Clearance: Level 3

Position: Assistant to Site-77's Director

Current Location: Site-77

History: Dr. Roget has been a respected asset to Site-77 ever since he began working there, at the ripe old age of 16. For half a decade, he worked in clerical positions, until Director Gillespie felt he had proven himself, and promoted him. His new job involved the documentation of large numbers of Safe and Euclid objects, which he excelled at. Despite a reputation for immaturity, and rumors of nepotism, his position at Site-77 is very secure.

Known Relations: Director Gillespie(Grandmother), Stanley Gillespie(Grandfather, deceased), Agent Lis Boyd(Half-Sister), Dr. Robert J. Boyd(Half-Brother).

NOTE: Dr. Roget's name is not pronounced Rogay, Rogat, Rogain, Roggers, Reject, Ragazzo, Regret, rigrog, Rogizzle, Roger, Roarg, Riggy?, roy get, rogit, Rojét, torgeti, cocaine or Rights. Please do not use these pronounciations when referring to Dr. Roget
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SCP Documents Researched

  1. SCP-001 Keter Duty
  2. SCP-031 What is Love?
  3. SCP-039 Proboscis Buttgineers(Collaboration with Mr. Wilt)
  4. SCP-122 No More Monsters(Rewrite of "Lucid Nightlight" by Dr. Kondraki)
  5. SCP-213 AntiMatter Parasite(Rewrite of "Anti-Matter Parasite by DaydreaminDaydreamin, Dr. Blast, and Agent NekoChris)
  6. SCP-240 Breath-Powered Flying Machine(Rewrite of an article by the same name, written by Agent Spoon Of Evil)
  7. SCP-332 The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School Marching Band
  8. SCP-375 Forever A-Loan(Rewrite of "Hungry Bank" by Dr. Kondraki)
  9. SCP-396 And Suddenly, Chair(Rewrite of "Displacer Chair" by Dr. Kondraki)
  10. SCP-474 Broken Mason
  11. SCP-496 A Sunken Relic(Rewrite of "A Sunken Statue" by Dr_AdamsDr_Adams)
  12. SCP-512 Anti-Gravity Umbrella(Rewrite of "Anti-Gravity Umbrella" by HK-016 and rewritten with Django Bridge)
  13. SCP-570 Puppet Show Gloves!!!(Rewrite of "Puppeteer Gloves" by Dr. Kondraki)
  14. SCP-574 The Dropera House(Rewrite of "The Drophouse" by Kurt TodlichKurt Todlich)
  15. SCP-629 Mr. Brass
  16. SCP-643 Delicious Chocolates
  17. SCP-649 A Matchbox Full of Winter(Rewrite of "A Matchbox Full of Winter" by AsmodeusDarkAsmodeusDark)
  18. SCP-703 Into The Closet(Rewrite of "Random Item Generator" by BrucyBrucy)
  19. SCP-720 Astronomically Inclined Crane(Collaboration with Mr. Wilt)
  20. SCP-744 Assembly Required
  21. SCP-761 Slightly Less Dangerous Trampoline(Rewrite of "Slightly More Dangerous Trampoline" by HK-016)
  22. SCP-821 Dixie Funland
  23. SCP-864 Efficient Washbin(Rewrite of "Man-eating Washbin" by Agent Carriontrooper)
  24. SCP-935 Ancient Playing Cards(Rewrite of Ancient Playing Cards by Bijhan)
  25. SCP-992 Gaia's Emissary(Rewrite of "Gaia's Emissary", written by an unknown author. Transferred to WikiDot from EditThis by far2far2 on July 26th, 2008)
  26. SCP-1046 A House Without a Bedroom
  27. SCP-1070 Re-Educational Software(Rewrite of "The Educational Game" by VWXYZVWXYZ)
  28. SCP-1178 Floating ICBM
  29. SCP-1277 Thirsty Cactus
  30. SCP-1282 Reverse Were-Rabbit
  31. SCP-1305 Cat Lure
  32. SCP-1317 Factory Makeup
  33. SCP-1328 51st State of Mind
  34. SCP-1341 Jungle In a Jar
  35. SCP-1362 The Cartographers' Guild
  36. SCP-1407 DJ's Headphones
  37. SCP-1413 Sportsball
  38. SCP-1423 Summer of '76
  39. SCP-1452 Terrible Home Additions
  40. SCP-1494 Terminal Castaway
  41. SCP-1498 Dial-A-Dream
  42. SCP-1501 Every Penny Counts
  43. SCP-1507 The Pink Flamingos
  44. SCP-1508 Mikey's Chore
  45. SCP-1513 Potted Pets
  46. SCP-1526 Papers, Please
  47. SCP-1528 Finished With Lies(Collaboration with Raymond Llama) with Experiment Log 1528
  48. SCP-1559 Birdsoul In Your House
  49. SCP-1571 Keeper of Treasures(Collaboration with Researcher Zyn)
  50. SCP-1572 Root Map
  51. SCP-1573 Kids These Days
  52. SCP-1574 Searching…
  53. SCP-1576 Edisonian Afterlife Communicator
  54. SCP-1583 It Only Makes Us Stronger
  55. SCP-1591 Fallen Star
  56. SCP-1608 Yu-Kaing
  57. SCP-1611 Guarded Apartment
  58. SCP-1613 The Spoken Fool
  59. SCP-1624 Heartworms
  60. SCP-1628 Storage Tunnel #1812
  61. SCP-1630 Human Food Pyramid
  62. SCP-1636 The Principal Skinner
  63. SCP-1651 Carnival Prize
  64. SCP-1673 Friendly Graveyard
  65. SCP-1683 Moonstuck Bedroom(Collaboration with Researcher Voct)
  66. SCP-1684 Viral Realty
  67. SCP-1699 Inferior Volcano
  68. SCP-1712 An Unusual Occurrence On August 11th, 1959
  69. SCP-1723 Radio Intercepting Woman
  70. SCP-1724 Soul Meter
  71. SCP-1725 Servant Enhancements
  72. SCP-1727 Auto-Heaven
  73. SCP-1738 Phobia Sampler
  74. SCP-1767 An Urban Slump
  75. SCP-1796 TOP SECRET DOCUMENTS
  76. SCP-1799 Mr. Laugh
  77. SCP-1833 Class of '76
  78. SCP-1837 Acid Mop
  79. SCP-1841 So Much To See, So Much Unseen
  80. SCP-1853 Performance Enhancer
  81. SCP-1865 TaoTao(Collaboration with Dr. Mayreder)
  82. SCP-1872 Vehicular Laser Pointer
  83. SCP-1894 Crash Course Diet
  84. SCP-1901 Elvis Lives
  85. SCP-1908 Mr. Soap
  86. SCP-1929 Down To Earth
  87. SCP-1938 Dr. Wondertainment's Amaze-O Dive Tank
  88. SCP-1957 Cleanliness
  89. SCP-1967 Shortcuts
  90. SCP-1976 Father and Son
  91. SCP-1992 Indecisive Mobile Home(Collaboration with General Harland)
  92. SCP-1996 Tourist Trap
  93. SCP-2082 Elephas Cryophilus
  94. SCP-2083 Hoboken Bunion Emergency
  95. SCP-2088 MC&D Center
  96. SCP-2199 Out of the Frying Pan
  97. SCP-2253 The Alcohol Republic
  98. SCP-2281 Backseat Driver(Collaboration with Doctor Cimmerian)
  99. SCP-2322 Being Shirley Gillespie
  100. SCP-2379 Roach Motel
  101. SCP-2407 Learned Helplessness(Collaboration with Agent Lament)
  102. SCP-2489 A Political Machine
  103. SCP-2507 A Web Of Cliques
  104. SCP-2594 Extradimensional Waiting Room(Collaboration with Researcher LilyFlowerLilyFlower)
  105. SCP-2600 The Empty Box(Part of the SCP-2000 contest!)
  106. SCP-2799 The Navigator(Collaboration with Garrett ███████)
  107. SCP-2805 Disney On Ice
  108. SCP-2849 Insect Hospital(Collaboration with Researcher SirensSirens)
  109. SCP-2876 Dream A Little Dream
  110. SCP-2895 Stingy
  111. SCP-2969 Language Hoarder
  112. SCP-3006 Twice The Number One
  113. SCP-3535 Casus Lignum
  114. SCP-3792 Up In Smoke
  115. SCP-2600-EX Furred Trout
  116. SCP-2600-CU The Cutest Little Thing
  117. SCP-800-J American Football
  118. SCP-1622-J No Object Class Whatsoever(Collaboration with Baron Von Silberescher)
  119. SCP-1797-J - "GEORGE WASHINGTON ENTERTAINING A GENTLEMAN FRIEND WHILE PICKING HIS NOSE"(Collaboration with Researcher Corbette)
  120. SCP-2600-J Bicycle Mafia
  121. SCP-5200-J Just Say NO!!!
  122. SCP-7800-J The Five-Second Rule
  123. SCP-Jaguar-J Researcher Hutchin's Incredible Automobile

Canons Created

lolFoundation Hub Page

Guides Written

Extra-Community SCP Sites Guide

Also assisted Reginald Cumbersworth the VIII with a major documentation update for SCP-475.


Foundation Tales:

Tale Rating Comments Created Last Comment Tags
New Technical Issues 148 150 22 Mar 2012 19:21 29 Jul 2017 07:39 collaboration doctor-bright doctor-clef joke researcher-rosen tale
The Swift Rise And Fall Of Technical Researcher David Rosen 60 5 01 Apr 2012 21:35 09 Feb 2014 03:23 researcher-rosen tale
Life and Death 27 6 02 May 2012 22:09 03 May 2012 02:19 mister tale
Don't Forget 87 29 01 Jun 2012 15:06 03 Feb 2017 01:33 tale
Decomm Anon 102 26 28 Jun 2012 06:51 26 Dec 2014 01:07 tale
The Day the Clown Cried 10 9 01 Jul 2012 05:03 14 Feb 2016 21:08 mister tale
Homeowners 28 8 02 Jul 2012 19:32 12 May 2013 05:40 tale
Transparent 34 10 02 Jul 2012 21:03 25 Nov 2012 07:28 dr-wondertainment mister tale
Letter from the North 28 9 07 Jul 2012 10:30 13 Dec 2012 09:07 tale
Diary of a Young Girl 195 48 10 Jul 2012 09:36 04 May 2017 15:31 tale
One Last Ride 24 16 18 Jul 2012 06:25 20 Jul 2012 00:04 tale
Warm Memories 9 6 22 Jul 2012 02:27 13 Dec 2012 09:11 tale
First Seed 35 15 10 Aug 2012 23:55 16 Aug 2012 12:37 chaos-insurgency tale
Individuality 54 15 20 Sep 2012 13:43 13 Dec 2012 09:17 tale
Obsession's Price 29 13 24 Sep 2012 01:19 27 Mar 2015 20:06 tale
The Last Word 26 24 21 Oct 2012 22:02 06 Nov 2012 08:26 hc2012 tale
Seasons Pass 41 18 29 Oct 2012 23:19 07 Nov 2012 05:38 tale
Olympia 31 12 13 Nov 2012 00:09 08 May 2016 01:08 olympia tale
Anomalous Incidents 40 15 28 Nov 2012 00:11 28 Nov 2012 23:43 tale
Timing 22 6 10 Dec 2012 05:44 11 Dec 2012 02:37 dr-wondertainment mister tale
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Group of Interest Format:

Tale Rating Comments Created Last Comment Tags
UIU File: 1948-019 26 7 06 Jul 2014 04:57 17 Apr 2017 16:43 goi2014 goi-format unusual-incidents-unit
Draft Proposal For Programme Arduinosis 9001 34 8 23 Feb 2016 20:31 09 Mar 2016 05:42 aiad broken-god goi-format manna-charitable-foundation mtf2016
ALEXYLVA PUBLICATION ARCHIVE - NEWSPRINT 27 20 04 Apr 2017 21:39 18 Jul 2017 19:17 alexylva goi-format oneiroi

Essays:

Tale Rating Comments Created Last Comment Tags
History Of The Universe: Part One 185 71 17 Feb 2013 21:37 09 Oct 2016 00:13 essay
Supplementary Material 13 4 17 Feb 2013 21:37 10 Aug 2013 12:37 essay
History Of The Universe Hub 35 38 17 Feb 2013 21:37 22 Mar 2016 10:54 essay hub
History Of The Universe: Part Two 136 38 24 Feb 2013 05:09 18 Mar 2014 17:10 essay
History Of The Universe: Part Three 133 43 03 Mar 2013 23:41 12 Jun 2016 03:17 essay
History Of The Universe: Part Four 128 39 24 Mar 2013 18:06 21 Apr 2015 12:07 essay
A Brief History Of SCP-RU 38 14 09 Oct 2013 11:38 10 Jan 2014 18:44 essay
A Brief History Of SCP-KO 32 15 30 Oct 2013 03:09 25 Apr 2015 12:31 essay
An Interview With "The Administrator" 78 10 12 Mar 2014 22:24 25 May 2016 10:41 essay
A Brief History Of Foundation RP 27 9 18 Mar 2014 00:08 28 Mar 2015 09:04 essay
History Of The Universe: Part Five 105 53 24 Apr 2014 04:03 04 Jun 2017 23:27 essay
Roget's SCP Writing Walkthrough 44 22 03 Feb 2017 20:43 14 Mar 2017 04:53 essay

Contest Entries:

Halloween Contest:

The Last Word

New Year's Canon Contest:

Old Man In The Sea Canon

Five Questions:(Won!)

Children of Doubt

Time Contest:

Skipping Time

SCP-2000 Contest:

SCP-2600 - The Empty Box

Under-Appreciated Contest:

Bicycle Mafia In: Goodbye, Galaxy!(deleted)

GoI Contest:

Dystopia Contest

Basically said everything I had to say about a dystopian SCP world in lolFoundation

Reimagining Contest

Didn't finish entry on time, ended up becoming Document-017-1

Short Works Contest:

SCP-2696 - Till Death Do Us Part(deleted)

Mobile Task Force Contest(Team Won!)

Draft Proposal For Programme Arduinosis 9001

April Fool's Contest!

Didn't enter, but It's Not Pronounced Like the Thesaurus, Dammit! was a winning entry!

Twice The Number One my SCP-3000 contest entry.



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