Dr. Roget's Personnel File
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Photo of Dr. Roget at play at work.

Name: Dr. Ralph J. Roget

Security Clearance: Level 3

Position: Deputy Site Director

Current Location: Site-77

History: Dr. Roget has been a respected asset to Site-77 ever since he began working there, at the ripe old age of 16. For half a decade, he worked in clerical positions, until Director Gillespie felt he had proven himself, and promoted him. His new job involved the documentation of large numbers of Safe and Euclid objects, which he excelled at. Despite a reputation for immaturity, and rumors of nepotism, his position at Site-77 is very secure.

Known Relations: Director Gillespie(Grandmother), Stanley Gillespie(Grandfather, deceased), Agent Lis Boyd(Half-Sister), Dr. Robert J. Boyd(Half-Brother).

NOTE: Dr. Roget's name is not pronounced Rogay, Rogat, Rogain, Roggers, Reject, Ragazzo, Regret, rigrog, Rogizzle, Roger, Roarg, Riggy?, roy get, rogit, Rojét, torgeti, dodget, cocaine or Rights. Please do not use these pronounciations when referring to Dr. Roget
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SCP Documents Researched

  1. SCP-001 Keter Duty
  2. SCP-031 What is Love?
  3. SCP-039 Proboscis Buttgineers(Collaboration with Mr. Wilt)
  4. SCP-122 No More Monsters(Rewrite of "Lucid Nightlight" by Dr. Kondraki)
  5. SCP-213 AntiMatter Parasite(Rewrite of "Anti-Matter Parasite by DaydreaminDaydreamin, Dr. Blast, and Agent NekoChris)
  6. SCP-240 Breath-Powered Flying Machine(Rewrite of an article by the same name, written by Agent Spoon Of Evil)
  7. SCP-332 The 1976 Kirk Lonwood High School Marching Band
  8. SCP-375 Forever A-Loan(Rewrite of "Hungry Bank" by Dr. Kondraki)
  9. SCP-396 And Suddenly, Chair(Rewrite of "Displacer Chair" by Dr. Kondraki)
  10. SCP-474 ℞FM(Collaboration with jinjjajinjja)
  11. SCP-496 A Sunken Relic(Rewrite of "A Sunken Statue" by Dr_AdamsDr_Adams)
  12. SCP-512 Anti-Gravity Umbrella(Rewrite of "Anti-Gravity Umbrella" by HK-016 and rewritten with Django Bridge)
  13. SCP-570 Puppet Show Gloves!!!(Rewrite of "Puppeteer Gloves" by Dr. Kondraki)
  14. SCP-574 The Dropera House(Rewrite of "The Drophouse" by Kurt TodlichKurt Todlich)
  15. SCP-629 Mr. Brass
  16. SCP-633 Ghost In The Machine (Rewrite of Ghost In The Machine by Syka BeeSyka Bee)
  17. SCP-643 Delicious Chocolates
  18. SCP-649 A Matchbox Full of Winter(Rewrite of "A Matchbox Full of Winter" by AsmodeusDarkAsmodeusDark)
  19. SCP-703 Into The Closet(Rewrite of "Random Item Generator" by BrucyBrucy)
  20. SCP-744 Assembly Required
  21. SCP-761 Slightly Less Dangerous Trampoline(Rewrite of "Slightly More Dangerous Trampoline" by HK-016)
  22. SCP-821 Dixie Funland
  23. SCP-864 Efficient Washbin(Rewrite of "Man-eating Washbin" by Agent Carriontrooper)
  24. SCP-935 Ancient Playing Cards(Rewrite of Ancient Playing Cards by Bijhan)
  25. SCP-941 Sick of Motion(Rewrite of Carsickness by Dr. Leicontis)
  26. SCP-992 Gaia's Emissary(Rewrite of "Gaia's Emissary", written by an unknown author. Transferred to WikiDot from EditThis by far2far2 on July 26th, 2008)
  27. SCP-1046 A House Without a Bedroom
  28. SCP-1070 Re-Educational Software(Rewrite of "The Educational Game" by VWXYZVWXYZ)
  29. SCP-1178 Floating ICBM
  30. SCP-1204 The Social Disease(Rewrite of "Clingy Transient" by Dr. Mayreder)
  31. SCP-1277 Thirsty Cactus
  32. SCP-1282 Reverse Were-Rabbit
  33. SCP-1305 Cat Lure
  34. SCP-1317 Factory Makeup
  35. SCP-1328 51st State of Mind
  36. SCP-1341 Jungle In a Jar
  37. SCP-1362 The Cartographers' Guild
  38. SCP-1407 DJ's Headphones
  39. SCP-1413 Sportsball
  40. SCP-1423 Summer of '76
  41. SCP-1452 Terrible Home Additions
  42. SCP-1494 Terminal Castaway
  43. SCP-1498 Dial-A-Dream
  44. SCP-1501 Every Penny Counts
  45. SCP-1507 The Pink Flamingos
  46. SCP-1508 Mikey's Chore
  47. SCP-1513 Potted Pets
  48. SCP-1526 Papers, Please
  49. SCP-1528 Finished With Lies(Collaboration with Raymond Llama) with Experiment Log 1528
  50. SCP-1559 Birdsoul In Your House
  51. SCP-1571 Keeper of Treasures(Collaboration with Researcher Zyn)
  52. SCP-1572 Root Map
  53. SCP-1573 Kids These Days
  54. SCP-1574 Searching…
  55. SCP-1576 Edisonian Afterlife Communicator
  56. SCP-1583 It Only Makes Us Stronger
  57. SCP-1591 Fallen Star
  58. SCP-1608 Yu-Kaing
  59. SCP-1611 Guarded Apartment
  60. SCP-1613 The Spoken Fool
  61. SCP-1624 Heartworms
  62. SCP-1628 Storage Tunnel #1812
  63. SCP-1630 Human Food Pyramid
  64. SCP-1636 The Principal Skinner
  65. SCP-1651 Carnival Prize
  66. SCP-1673 Friendly Graveyard
  67. SCP-1683 Moonstuck Bedroom(Collaboration with Researcher Voct)
  68. SCP-1684 Viral Realty
  69. SCP-1699 Inferior Volcano
  70. SCP-1723 Radio Intercepting Woman
  71. SCP-1724 Soul Meter
  72. SCP-1725 Servant Enhancements
  73. SCP-1727 Auto-Heaven
  74. SCP-1738 Phobia Sampler
  75. SCP-1767 An Agent Of The Shark Punching Center
  77. SCP-1799 Mr. Laugh
  78. SCP-1833 Class of '76
  79. SCP-1837 Acid Mop
  80. SCP-1841 So Much To See, So Much Unseen
  81. SCP-1853 Performance Enhancer
  82. SCP-1865 TaoTao(Collaboration with Dr. Mayreder)
  83. SCP-1872 Vehicular Laser Pointer
  84. SCP-1894 Crash Course Diet
  85. SCP-1901 Elvis Lives
  86. SCP-1908 Mr. Soap
  87. SCP-1926 Dreams of Drugged Salvation(Collaboration with Westrin)
  88. SCP-1929 Down To Earth
  89. SCP-1938 Dr. Wondertainment's Amaze-O Dive Tank
  90. SCP-1957 Cleanliness
  91. SCP-1967 Shortcuts
  92. SCP-1976 Father and Son
  93. SCP-1992 Indecisive Mobile Home(Collaboration with General Harland)
  94. SCP-1996 Tourist Trap
  95. SCP-2082 Elephas cryophilus
  96. SCP-2083 Hoboken Bunion Emergency
  97. SCP-2088 MC&D Center
  98. SCP-2199 Out of the Frying Pan
  99. SCP-2253 The Alcohol Republic
  100. SCP-2281 Backseat Driver(Collaboration with Doctor Cimmerian)
  101. SCP-2322 Being Shirley Gillespie
  102. SCP-2379 Roach Motel
  103. SCP-2407 Learned Helplessness(Collaboration with Agent Lament)
  104. SCP-2444 Flea Circus
  105. SCP-2489 A Political Machine
  106. SCP-2507 A Web Of Cliques
  107. SCP-2594 Extradimensional Waiting Room(Collaboration with Researcher LilyFlowerLilyFlower)
  108. SCP-2600 The Empty Box(Part of the SCP-2000 contest!)
  109. SCP-2799 The Navigator(Collaboration with HammerMaiden)
  110. SCP-2805 Disney On Ice
  111. SCP-2849 Insect Hospital(Collaboration with Researcher SirensSirens)
  112. SCP-2876 Dream A Little Dream
  113. SCP-2895 Stingy
  114. SCP-2969 Language Hoarder
  115. SCP-3006 Twice The Number One
  116. SCP-3245 Mr. Playing Games Is Bad For Your Health
  117. SCP-3482 Nature Versus Naturalization(Collaboration with Dr. K. Stuff)
  118. SCP-3535 Casus Lignum
  119. SCP-3639 Whataboots
  120. SCP-3746 🦀 MOM'S DEAD 🦀(collaboration with The Rounderhouse)
  121. SCP-3792 Up In Smoke
  122. SCP-3776 Camp Nimrod
  123. SCP-3831 Can't Call Out
  124. SCP-3861 Self-Reflection(Collaboration with jinjjajinjja)
  125. SCP-4120 A Good Boy
  126. SCP-4326 Honeymooners
  127. SCP-4367 What Are The Odds?(Collaboration with jinjjajinjja)
  128. SCP-4480 The Snake Doctor(collaboration with Researcher Calvin)
  129. SCP-4484 StreamSavers (Collaboration with jinjjajinjja)
  130. SCP-4540 History, Together
  131. SCP-4564 Butthole Surfers
  132. SCP-4572 Trumpvoid
  133. SCP-4697 Dropping Off The Kids
  134. SCP-4956 Screaming at the Void(Collaboration with gigaslayer105gigaslayer105)
  135. SCP-4957 Cold, Turning Blue
  136. SCP-5011 - Man of Steel(Collaboration with jinjjajinjja for the SCP-5000 Contest)
  137. SCP-5200 - The Brown Box
  138. SCP-5599 fish golf
  139. SCP-5720 Astronomically Inclined Crane(Collaboration with Mr. Wilt)
  140. SCP-5757 Curse of the Everglade(Collaboration with Caterer Tim "Tanhony" Hyne
  141. SCP-5954 My Lord, I had forgot the Fart
  142. SCP-1927-EX The Farnsworth Effect(Collaboration with Researcher Chevrolet)
  143. SCP-2600-EX Furred Trout
  144. SCP-2600-CU The Cutest Little Thing
  145. SCP-@#%&!-J - Titters The Talking Bird
  146. SCP-015-J Just Really Misunderstood
  147. SCP-025-J Liquid SCP Foundation
  148. SCP-800-J American Football
  149. SCP-1622-J No Object Class Whatsoever(Collaboration with Baron Von Silberescher)
  151. SCP-2600-J Bicycle Mafia
  152. SCP-5200-J Just Say NO!!!
  153. SCP-7007-J Subs Only!
  154. SCP-7800-J The Five-Second Rule
  155. SCP-8231-J Super Flying T-Rex(Collaboration with Researcher Corbette)
  156. SCP-Jaguar-J Researcher Hutchin's Incredible Automobile
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