Name: Dr. Epiphany "Piff" Trebuchet
Security Clearance: Level 2/811
Occupation: Researcher and Animal Enrichment Specialist.
Facility Location: Bio-Research Area-12.
Profile: Dr. Trebuchet is one of the Foundation's most diminutive and least talkative researchers, but possibly one of its most obsessively dedicated. Her coworkers describe her manner as being very stern, blunt, and intolerantly no-nonsense, but not particularly confrontational or aggressive outside of that. She is 31 years old, slightly over one metre tall, and requires a two-step foot stool to be present in any lab she happens to be working in. Her combined chronic insomnia and extreme workaholic tendencies have led to her almost never actually going home. When she does sleep, it's usually on her lab's "crash cot", and late-night snack raids of the cafeteria are frequent.
On the occasions that Dr. Trebuchet does speak, it is often in Spoonerisms, and she is very selfconscious about this. In stark contrast to her verbal taciturnity, Dr. Trebuchet's writing tends towards being incredibly verbose, with an exacting attention to detail. She has served as a consultant on several projects in regards to best simulating a living SCP object's natural habitat while keeping within budget and adhering to safety and security protocol.
It should be noted that Dr. Trebuchet has a very strong sense of ethics, and is, as such, to be kept off of any projects requiring moderate or greater ethical flexibility.
Medical assessment indicates a complete dependence on (and apparently ever-increasing tolerance to) pharmaceutical sleep aids. Current prescribed dosage of [REDACTED] is ████mg, almost █ times the LD50.
History: Dr. Trebuchet was born on 6 January, 1979, in Bordeaux, France. [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCPs Archived:
SCP-023
SCP-135
SCP-811
SCP-1284
Tales Archived:
Gears's Birthday Special: "Kindness"
Six Little Mice
Essays Archived:
So You Want to Write a Humanoid SCP Object
