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SCPs


SCP-4616
+32 4
Latest comment: Mark Penrice at 17 Jan 2019 02:23
Last edited: narm00 at 18 Jan 2019 09:56


Item #: SCP-4616 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4616's containment zone is to be staffed by nonviolent D-class personnel with Foundation provided training or real-world...
tags: cliche2019 euclid humanoid scp

SCP-4525
+89 57
Latest comment: morhadow at 15 Jan 2019 05:22
Last edited: Voct at 30 Nov 2018 04:24


Abandoned Toys R Us at the Fairfax Shopping Plaza. Hosts the only known point of entry into SCP-4525. Item #: SCP-4525 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Any discovered entrances...
tags: audio building dado electronic euclid extradimensional portal scp

SCP-4409
+30 12
Latest comment: Nowhere Man at 22 Jan 2019 02:51
Last edited: narm00 at 09 Nov 2018 12:37


Item #: SCP-4409 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4409 is to be kept in a standard low-security residential containment chamber at Site-66. In addition to its rations (which are...
tags: dread&circuses herman-fuller humanoid performance safe sapient scp

SCP-4114
+48 12
Latest comment: PeppersGhost at 04 Jan 2019 03:10
Last edited: DrChandra at 16 Oct 2018 20:24


Item #: SCP-4114 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Each time SCP-4114 surrenders itself to Foundation custody, it is to be placed within a customized Level-6 Full Body Restraint with...
tags: antimemetic dread&circuses herman-fuller humanoid keter performance scp uncontained

SCP-4309
+54 19
Latest comment: Mark Penrice at 18 Jan 2019 02:44
Last edited: DrChandra at 08 Oct 2018 05:39


Item #: SCP-4309 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-4309 instances are to be contained at their original location of discovery, which is to be restored so as to resemble a...
tags: cadaver euclid humanoid scp

SCP-4202
+40 10
Latest comment: Join my discord at 24 Sep 2018 02:07
Last edited: not_a_seagull at 06 Sep 2018 04:04


Item #: SCP-4202 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4202 is to be placed within a containment chamber separated from all other rooms and corridors by a distance of no less than...
tags: neurological safe scp sleep

SCP-4040
+227 39
Latest comment: DrChandra at 17 Dec 2018 09:06
Last edited: DrChandra at 06 Oct 2018 18:50


Item #: SCP-4040 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Field personnel who encounter SCP-4040 are not to interact with it unless ordered to do so by Site-87 Command. Expedition teams...
tags: 4000 alive geological humanoid infohazard keter narrative probability sapient scp s&c-plastics sentient

SCP-3619
+43 14
Latest comment: Lusarisia at 21 Sep 2018 16:12
Last edited: Lusarisia at 21 Sep 2018 16:09


Item #: SCP-3619 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3619 is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment chamber in the low-security wing of Site-17. SCP-3619 is to have an...
tags: dread&circuses euclid humanoid marshall-carter-and-dark sapient scp

SCP-3549
+52 7
Latest comment: Roget at 20 Jul 2018 17:54
Last edited: DrChandra at 11 Aug 2018 07:32


Item #: SCP-3549 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3549 is to be contained within a medium-security storage closet at Site 76. A hard copy of the decrypted text is to be kept...
tags: artifact document engraved exchange marshall-carter-and-dark safe scp

SCP-3277
+38 9
Latest comment: Scorpion451 at 17 May 2018 18:38
Last edited: DrChandra at 11 Aug 2018 07:31


Item #: SCP-3277 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: All seven instances of SCP-3277 are to be held in a high-value storage locker at Site-76 when not in use. Each instance is to be...
tags: artifact engraved euclid marshall-carter-and-dark ontokinetic ritual scp wooden

SCP-3189
+37 7
Latest comment: AgentWilson at 06 Apr 2018 20:37
Last edited: DrChandra at 11 Aug 2018 07:29


Item #: SCP-3189 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3189 is contained within the facility it was originally discovered in. The property has been purchased by the Foundation and...
tags: artifact clockwork engraved euclid k-class-scenario marshall-carter-and-dark metallic ontokinetic scp

SCP-3329
+105 17
Latest comment: Tormageddon at 05 Nov 2018 05:43
Last edited: DrChandra at 10 Sep 2018 03:40


Item# : SCP-3329 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-3329 are to be placed in individual vacuum sealed bags and collectively placed within a security storage...
tags: dread&circuses gustatory herman-fuller mind-affecting safe scp

SCP-3806
+137 20
Latest comment: Gaffsey at 22 Nov 2018 19:11
Last edited: DrChandra at 17 Nov 2018 02:00

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An instance of SCP-3806 in the ████████ County Cemetery. The phone number inscribed above the entrance has been blacked out for security reasons. Item #: SCP-3806 Object Class: Safe Special...
tags: inscribed religious safe sapient scp stone

SCP-3903
+57 11
Latest comment: Dr Opabinia at 21 Jan 2019 17:19
Last edited: Voct at 23 Jun 2018 13:16


Item #: SCP-3903 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Online communities for individuals identifying as ‘Otherkin’, and Elvenkin in particular, are to be monitored for discussion of...
tags: euclid extradimensional moon nocturnal scp spacetime

SCP-3440
+91 11
Latest comment: ResearcherLi at 27 Aug 2018 02:46
Last edited: tapnek at 24 Oct 2018 14:19

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Entrance to SCP-3440, photographed through a pretermemetic filter Item #: SCP-3440 Object Class: Safe Euclid Special Containment Procedures: All knowledge of SCP-3440 and its point of access must be...
tags: cadaver clockwork co-authored dread&circuses euclid herman-fuller sapient scp

SCP-3717
+146 28
Latest comment: Dr Naught at 28 Jul 2018 11:21
Last edited: DrBaum at 11 Oct 2018 09:42

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From front to back: SCP-3717-01,-02, and -03 Item #: SCP-3717 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: Outside of testing, all instances of SCP-3717 are to be kept together in a small...
tags: biological cadaver dread&circuses herman-fuller safe sapient scp

SCP-3077
+52 11
Latest comment: PeppersGhost at 10 Jan 2018 10:04
Last edited: stormbreath at 14 May 2018 19:50


Item #: SCP-3077 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3077 is to be kept in secured cryogenic storage units at Site-81 when not in use. Any and all storage units used to hold or...
tags: autonomous dread&circuses food herman-fuller liquid safe scp swarm

Tales


Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These
+23 4
Latest comment: Genshed at 09 Jan 2019 07:14
Last edited: DrChandra at 08 Jan 2019 23:20


Though many who worked with Iris may have assumed she’d have an ‘I’ll sleep when I’m dead’ mentality, she actually had fairly decent sleep hygiene, much preferring the productivity of restfulness to...
tags: iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark tale

A Fellow Scholar
+24 4
Latest comment: Shaggydredlocks at 27 Dec 2018 21:49
Last edited: DrChandra at 23 Dec 2018 18:29


Elewynn crouched upon the uppermost balcony of the Titania Spire of Fata Morgana, her bare feet clutching the smooth white stonework. Beneath her was the Fairy City, silver as moonlight and immaculate...
tags: tale

Fit For A King
+20 4
Latest comment: Genshed at 02 Dec 2018 22:24
Last edited: DrChandra at 02 Dec 2018 00:56


Dr. Ritter waited patiently in quiet, thinly-veiled disgust as His Imperial Majesty Emperor Maximillian the Great greedily shovelled his meal down his cavernous gullet. Dr. Ritter had secretly...
tags: tale

Free Consultation
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Latest comment: Mecheon at 18 Jan 2019 07:28
Last edited: DrChandra at 23 Nov 2018 05:25


DarkEnergy MobileOS 3.1 Ms Dark, you have a new text message from: 1-800-iam-dado hello is this the lady darkness that makes the excellent anomatronics? Warning: Memetic Hazard Detected! ...
tags: dado iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark tale

Picture Perfect
+23 2
Latest comment: Yormoongand at 01 Nov 2018 18:05
Last edited: mlister at 01 Nov 2018 23:07


What do you think boys? Is she a beauty or what? The gathered senior researchers looked on in a mixture of shock and dismay at what Clef had hung on his office wall; a framed four-foot by five-foot...
tags: doctor-bright doctor-cimmerian doctor-clef doctor-gears doctor-kondraki kain-pathos-crow tale

Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Finale: Industrial Accidents
+19 4
Latest comment: DrRosencrantz at 16 Dec 2018 07:09
Last edited: DrChandra at 31 Oct 2018 21:39


Veronica stared in wide-eyed terror at the gremlin mere inches in front of her, its reeking yellow fangs bared in a menacing display, ready to bite her face off in an instant if it was displeased. “I,...
tags: dread&circuses dr-wondertainment factory herman-fuller tale

Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act III: Industrial Sabotage
+18 4
Latest comment: mayoculpa at 15 Nov 2018 05:39
Last edited: DrChandra at 31 Oct 2018 21:40


The elevator came to a gentle stop, its doors sliding open with a pleasant chime. The room it opened to wasn’t so much an office as a control center. Banks of bronze, mechatronic computers lined each...
tags: dread&circuses dr-wondertainment factory herman-fuller sarkic tale

Oh, I Wouldn't Worry About Flaky-Os
+17 3
Latest comment: Proasek at 20 Oct 2018 08:39
Last edited: DrChandra at 25 Oct 2018 23:51


My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels | Dread Circuses Hub | Oh my god, this place has cornflakes made from imaginary corn! Lolly said as she excitedly read the menu for Ambrose. I've only ever had...
tags: dread&circuses herman-fuller tale

Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act II: Industrial Espionage
+22 1
Latest comment: Genshed at 11 Oct 2018 21:17
Last edited: DrChandra at 21 Oct 2018 23:54


It was just a little after midday, not that anyone would know it. The smoke from The Factory Funtime Facility was already so thick it obscured the sun. Though the jagged smokestacks were monstrously...
tags: dread&circuses factory herman-fuller tale

Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act I: Industrial Arts
+23 4
Latest comment: mayoculpa at 02 Dec 2018 18:59
Last edited: DrChandra at 27 Oct 2018 07:25


October 17th, 1974 “And the sign flashed out its warning In the words that it was forming And the sign said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls And tenement halls And...
tags: dread&circuses factory herman-fuller tale

Cater Duty
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Latest comment: Ken Renzo at 23 Sep 2018 21:12
Last edited: DrChandra at 01 Sep 2018 04:58


Delivery, Spicy Crust Pizzeria! Tyrone said as he pounded on the home's front door. He didn't usually do deliveries, but their regular driver had called in sick. If it had been up to Tyrone, he...
tags: tale

Excerpts From "How To Survive When Reality Doesn't", by Alto Clef
+101 22
Latest comment: teproxy at 30 Dec 2018 00:17
Last edited: Voct at 24 Aug 2018 18:50


So do I just start speaking or – Oh yeah, I see the text on the screen. Delete last sentence. Crap. Okay, I’ll just dictate now and edit it later. Aloha Foundation Staff, new and old alike. To anyone...
tags: doctor-clef tale

Slice of Life
+127 20
Latest comment: Doctor North at 31 Dec 2018 05:15
Last edited: DrChandra at 13 Aug 2018 02:21


“Hello, and welcome to Spicy Crust Pizzeria. How can I help you to… oh shit.” Tyrone, formerly D-23545, was rendered speechless by the sight of the ageing, ragged man standing across the counter from...
tags: tale

A Pound Of Flesh, A Piece Of Meat
+21 3
Latest comment: Varaxous at 07 Sep 2018 13:14
Last edited: DrChandra at 10 Aug 2018 05:36


Carter shrieked as he was pushed through the door of the antique elevator, through a Way into the lobby of Darke’s sanctum. He threw out his hands to break his fall against the pale marble floor. As...
tags: marshall-carter-and-dark tale

My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels
+23 4
Latest comment: Damian Uck at 17 Jul 2018 06:52
Last edited: DrChandra at 20 Oct 2018 07:56


A Vale Of Tears | Dread Circuses Hub | Oh, I Wouldn't Worry About Flaky-Os “Now keep your eyes covered, no peeking,” Lolly said as she led a blind Icky through the Circus grounds towards the...
tags: dread&circuses herman-fuller tale

Over(thinking) the Rainbow
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Latest comment: Oculism at 04 Jan 2019 08:41
Last edited: DrChandra at 01 Jul 2018 18:26


After decades of service, there wasn’t much that could faze Dr. Gears anymore. He had adapted to his career as a Foundation researcher by becoming unusually stoic, to the point that many of his...
tags: doctor-clef doctor-gears tale

A Vale of Tears
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Latest comment: SecretCrow at 06 Jun 2018 02:07
Last edited: DrChandra at 11 Aug 2018 07:28


Undead, Insane and Fully Loaded | Dread Circuses Hub | My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels “This city is enormous,” Victor remarked as he stared out the 303rd story window. The adjacent buildings...
tags: dread&circuses herman-fuller iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark tale

Text Message in a Bottle
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Latest comment: sirpudding at 04 Jun 2018 04:13
Last edited: DrChandra at 21 Nov 2018 08:03


DarkEnergy MobileOS 3.1 Ms Dark, you currently have unread text messages from: HYPERMANIC CLOWN GIRL (CotD) Today, 19:30 IRIS! IRIS! IRIS, DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED AT THE...
tags: doctor-kondraki dread&circuses iris-dark tale

Undead, Insane and Fully Loaded
+41 10
Latest comment: mayoculpa at 19 Nov 2018 22:53
Last edited: DrChandra at 25 Sep 2018 06:57


A Circus Come To Not | Dread Circuses Hub | A Vale of Tears “Now we take both long balloons, tie them together like so, and… tada!” Lolly proudly presented the balloon butterfly to the small...
tags: dread&circuses herman-fuller tale

A Circus Come To Not
+35 6
Latest comment: Presque at 04 Jul 2018 10:54
Last edited: thethingreyline at 31 Dec 2018 04:41


Let's Get This Show On The Road!| Dread Circuses Hub | Undead, Insane and Fully Loaded “Pius, how do you keep getting us into these messes?” Eugene asked as he lurched over the side of the...
tags: dread&circuses herman-fuller tale
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GoI Formats


Herman Fuller Presents: The Indestructible Man
+32 4
Latest comment: PeppersGhost at 29 Dec 2018 02:31
Last edited: DrChandra at 16 Dec 2018 03:46


The Indestructible Man Not Fire Nor Poison Nor Sword Nor Lash Can Keep This Man In His Grave! Watch As He Cheats The Grim Reaper Before Your Very Eyes! Like the Wandering Jew...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller

'Somatic Backups' (SOM64/B2DI5/3GYO7)
+25 7
Latest comment: The Red In Black at 04 Dec 2018 18:20
Last edited: DarkStuff at 13 Dec 2018 17:00


SOM64/B2DI5/3GYO7 Status Selling Demand High Value 3 500 000 GBP/4 500 000 USD per body, plus 154 000 GBP/200 000 USD annual storage fee Availability Unlimited Identifier Somatic Backups ...
tags: brainy-brian dread&circuses dr-wondertainment goi-format herman-fuller iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark oneiroi

'Fidget Winners' (FDG43/W1NR3/5SLA2)
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Latest comment: ResearcherLi at 02 Sep 2018 01:10
Last edited: DrChandra at 11 Aug 2018 06:54


FDG43/W1NR3/5SLA2 Status Leasing/Renting Demand Low Value 2800 GBP/4000 USD per pair per monthly lease, 1000 GBP/1400 USD per pair per daily rental Availability Current Inventory 12 pairs....
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller marshall-carter-and-dark

The Kaiju Sea
+46 6
Latest comment: Sana Naryon at 11 Dec 2018 20:34
Last edited: Omega Shenron at 03 Jan 2019 14:06


The Kaiju Sea SCP-3534-02, The Salvation of the Starfish, Waterworld but not the Kevin Costner One Conspectus The Kaiju Sea is an alternate reality version of Earth, almost completely covered by...
tags: doomsday2018 goi-format pangloss serpents-hand war-on-all-fronts

Herman Fuller Presents: The Dread Behemoth
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Latest comment: GibbyFuckingDies at 14 Jun 2018 21:26
Last edited: DrMagnus at 11 Apr 2018 19:37


The Dread Behemoth The Heart Of The Ocean Is No Mere Jewel My Friends! But Rather The Still Beating Heart Of The Dread Behemoth! Come and bear witness to one of the most horrid...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller war-on-all-fronts

Herman Fuller Presents: Nixie the Nereid
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Latest comment: 7happy7 at 20 Feb 2018 15:15
Last edited: GreenWolf at 20 Feb 2018 02:30


Nixie The Nereid See Our Sensuous Siren Of The Sea! A Creature As Beautiful As She Is Dangerous! Gaze in awe upon this fair maiden of the deep! She will mesmerize you with her...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller jam-con2018

'Kaiju Caviar' (OCN39/T5FG6/7HJL2)
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Latest comment: mickeyten at 14 Aug 2018 03:23
Last edited: Voct at 16 Jan 2019 05:36


OCN39/T5FG6/7HJL2 Status Selling Demand High Value 440 GBP per serving, 2000 GBP per jar Availability Current inventory is estimated to be approximately 3 million units Identifier Kaiju...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format marshall-carter-and-dark war-on-all-fronts

'The Dark Web' (DKE79/O2RG5/4JLW6)
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Latest comment: The Red In Black at 19 Dec 2018 12:35
Last edited: DrChandra at 11 Aug 2018 06:52


DKE79/O2RG5/4JLW6 Status Renting Demand Medium Value 149 USD/99 GBP per monthly subscription Availability Unique Identifier Dark Web Description Dark Web is a Cloud Computing service,...
tags: dread&circuses featured goi-format iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark

Herman Fuller Presents: The Amazing Zoltan
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Latest comment: TechDoomsday at 09 Oct 2017 05:59
Last edited: mlister at 18 Feb 2018 00:04

Screenshot-2017-10-8 Dread Circuses Hub - SCP Foundation.png
The following is a page from a publication entitled To the Circus Born: Herman Fuller's Menagerie of Freaks. The identities of neither publisher nor author have been established, and scattered pages...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller

'Osteotronic Cubes' (VXY33/F7RQ3/9XAD1)
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Latest comment: The Red In Black at 05 Dec 2018 14:42
Last edited: DrChandra at 11 Aug 2018 06:52


VXY33/F7RQ3/9XAD1 Status Selling Demand Medium Value 40 000 USD/32 000 GBP per unit Availability Established Supply Chain Identifier Osteotronic Cubes Description Items are anomalous,...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark

Herman Fuller Presents: Icky the Magic Clown
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Latest comment: rockyred9 at 26 Sep 2017 10:02
Last edited: DrChandra at 30 Oct 2018 05:35

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Send In The Clowns! Herman Fuller's Clown Troupe Are Like None The World Has Ever Seen! They Will Delight And Astound You With Their Unearthly Talents! All led by the beautiful,...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller

Others


All That Glisters
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Latest comment: TL333s at 02 Aug 2018 13:13
Last edited: DrChandra at 08 Jan 2019 23:28


Banner By Zhange Item Listings 'Kaiju Caviar' (OCN39/T5FG6/7HJL2) 'Osteotronic Cubes' (VXY33/F7RQ3/9XAD1) 'The Dark Web' (DKE79/O2RG5/4JLW6) 'Fidget Winners' (FDG43/W1NR3/5SLA2) 'Somatic Backups'...
tags: dread&circuses hub iris-dark marshall-carter-and-dark war-on-all-fronts

DrChandra's Author Page
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Latest comment: Roget at 06 Nov 2017 03:54
Last edited: DrChandra at 30 Oct 2018 05:32

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Collaborations I joined the SCP community back in August of 2014. I learned about it from a youtube video listing popular creepypastas. I've wondered if I ever would have discovered the Foundation if...
tags: author

Document 3477-2
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Latest comment: MrWrong at 18 Oct 2017 17:34
Last edited: Theshipening at 07 Jan 2019 15:27


Document-3477 #2 - Complete List of SCP-3477 Instances Instance Anomalous Properties Additional Notes SCP-3477-1 SCP-3477-1 has been subjected to numerous biological grafts, giving it sharklike...
tags: co-authored supplement

Dread & Circuses Hub
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Latest comment: Einer von Rabe at 26 Aug 2018 15:16
Last edited: DrChandra at 20 Dec 2018 09:11

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Banner Art by Zhange All the World loves a Clown. ~ Cole Porter ~ Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting ~ Alas, our renowned founder and namesake is no longer with us. No one seems quite...
tags: dread&circuses herman-fuller hub

Collaborations


I joined the SCP community back in August of 2014. I learned about it from a youtube video listing popular creepypastas. I've wondered if I ever would have discovered the Foundation if not for that one video. The internet is vast, after all.

First Attempts:
Like most newbies, my first post was a failure. It was an SCP called the Polyocculus. It was a short scrawny humanoid whose skin was filled with holes like that of a Surinam Toad's. It would steal people's eyes and shove them into the holes because it was terrified of going blind. I was going for a little trypophobia and taking a common fear, fear of disability, and ramping it up to insane levels. It got deleted for being a horror movie monster.

Next was a little Fairy Statue that I called the Mneumonic Device that prevented amnestics from working within a mile. It got deleted as well. I had a few more ideas over the next couple of years that I at least had drafts for or got feedback on but never posted. There was a stupid tale about 096 that involved idiotic cross testing, a lolfoundation termination log for 096, and an anomalous copy of Nobody Poops But You that caused anyone who read it to believe exactly that, which was too silly for the mainlist but not silly enough for a -J.

New Job:
I did not have a successful article until June of 2016, when I posted New Job. Honestly, this is just a silly headcanon I had and I'm surprised it's as highly rated as it is. It is currently my highest rated article (though it is neck and neck with SCP-3717 at the moment), but it has the benefit of being nine months older than anything else I've posted, so I wouldn't call it my best. I actually completely agree with most of the negative criticism the article has received. But as my first post, it was proof that I could create successful articles.

This now has a reading by TheeSherm, which you can find here.

Crunch is a Beautiful Sound:
When I saw there was a 173 contest, I immediately wrote down my headcanon about it inside of a bare-bones framing device and cold posted it. Crunch is a Beautiful Sound was the result. I believe this is my most divisive article, since as of the time of this writing it has 42 votes and an aggregate score of 16.

Osteotronic Cubes:
This was inspired by the tale Iris Dark. I just started wondering what happened after this tale, so I wrote an MC&D format piece about it. I was pleasantly surprised by how well this did.

The Dark Web:
"What are you doing?"
"A sequel."
"… I don't understand."
"Yeah me neither, but we pretty much nailed it the first time."

Micky D's:
"Yeah, I'd like to get a 10-piece McNugget and a bunch of the Szechuan sauce. Like, as much as you're allowed to give me." In all seriousness, this was actually inspired by me seeing the letters McD on a McDonald's cup.

Text Message in a Bottle:
"It’s a bad phone. Chuck it. I downgraded to a clamshell for emergencies only."
My piece for the dickbottle canon.

Kaiju Caviar:
My MC&D format for Stormbreath's War on all Front's Canon.

SCP-3903, Fata Morgana:
This is my first successful non-Herman Fuller SCP, and that was pretty much my motivation for writing it. I just thought that the Fata Morgana mirage was ripe for skipification, and the story developed from there.

Supplement SCP-3477-2:
This is my first and only supplement at the moment. I really loved stormbreath's scip SCP-3477, and I started compiling a list of all the different ways someone could live forever whenever I happened to think of them. When I had enough for all 34 instances of SCP-3477, I e-mailed stormbreath and asked if they'd be interested in a supplement page.

SCP-3806, I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLA!:
Inspired by the opening line of CGP Grey video, and named after a battlecry from Fury Road.

Habil and Qabil:
Just a weird idea I let sit around for over a year, and finally decided to post when DrMagnus posted an SCP/MLP crossover. That's right.

Utter Depravity:
A short mystery tale I made up on the fly for Jamcon2018. Gave me a chance to expand on the Utterly Bazaar a little bit and set up a D&C tale. First appearance of Ed of Ed and Al's, as well as one of Metaphysicians's Aristocrats, which I love.

A Foul Storm in a Fair Land:
Another Jamcon2018 entry. Like the first one, it probably never would have existed if not for the contest. I set it in the War on All Fronts Canon, detailing the final moments of Hy-brasil's King. I enjoy writting about the Fair Folk, and may produce other such works in the future.

SCP-3189, For The Man Who Has Everything:
Don't have much to say about this one. Basically, it's a wishing machine built by a sad wizard that Darke screwed over.

Updated Amnestics Guide:
Exactly what it says on the tin. I never really like the original guide, so I wrote my own and decided to post it as an alternative head-canon. There's a tacked on narrative at the end because I felt obligated to do so, but I agree that the story's not the best.

SCP-3277, Speak Softly And Carry A Big Stick:
Inspired by a walking stick I own, I decided to make an SCP about wizard staffs that are kind of crappy, and how MC&D could still make a buck off them.

The Kaiju Sea:
My First Serpent's Hand Format, written for Doomcon2018 as part of Team Mikasa.

SCP-3549, Sweet Medieval Bitcoin:
Another SCP based on my version of MC&D, and inspired by 049-J, or at least the image djkaktus links too in the author post.

SCP-3619, You Spin Me Right Round, Baby, Right Round:
Since I write a lot from the perspective of a GoI that actively harbours anomalies from the Foundation, I decided to reverse that perspective and make a Freak who was happy he escaped from the Circus and ended up in Foundation custody.

'Fidget Winners' (FDG43/W1NR3/5SLA2):
I'm out of Rick and Morty quotes that would make sense for these.

Ihp showed me a draft for these things, and I liked it so much I made an MC&D format to go with it.

Over(thinking) the Rainbow:
Some people just want to forget the Pride Logo Fiasco. I won't let them.

SCP-4040, At The Bottom of a Bottomless Pit:
My SCP-4000 contest entry came in at 15th place out of 70 or so entries at the time voting was closed, and is currently my highest rated article on the site. Considering my SCP-3000 entry was quickly voted to deletion, I call that progress.

This was inspired by the ending of the first Black Autumn series, which I was the foremost beta reader on, and in turn inspired Black Autumn II.

Slice of Life:
This was an idea that just came to me, and I decided to write it mainly because it's unlike anything else I've done on this site and presents an interesting look at D-class. It does have a sequel, but that was just written for a contest.

Excerpts From "How To Survive When Reality Doesn't", by Alto Clef:
I mentioned this in the tale "A Circus Come to Not" and someone suggested I should make it its own thing.

'Somatic Backups' (SOM64/B2DI5/3GYO7):
MC&D format I wrote to cap off Darkstuff's Vend-a-Friend series, which he was kind enough to tie into Dread & Circuses.

SCP-4202, Sleepy Clappy Sleep Aid:
My attempt at a short, simple, Series I style magic object.

SCP-4309, Huddle With Us:
Creepypasta monsters!

Dread & Circuses:
But of course, what I'm best known for is Dread & Circuses. I explain on the hub page why I started that series, so I don't think I'll repeat myself here. The first entry in this series was only my second successful post on this wiki, but over a relatively short time span I've generated a surprising number of successful chapters. I'm very grateful to PeppersGhost for creating Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting, otherwise I may never have found such a niche.

Secure. Contain. Protect. (And have a disquieting day)

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