Photographing SCP objects.
Sexism, extreme sarcasm. Can spew enough of either to melt the enamel clean off your teeth.
Currently, ranks somewhere between D-Class and the bloke who changes the toilet paper. Has been repeatedly demoted due to insubordination. Frankly, he can't keep his damn mouth shut.
Zero. Don't even tell him the time.
Why the hell do we even keep this bloke around? I recommend we feed him to something keter class.
SCP reports authored:
PDF template for OpenOffice:
SCP objects photographed:
Logos designed for SCP front companies:
Soap from Corpses Products Inc:
Skeptics of Conspiracy and the Paranormal:
South Cheyenne Point: