FlameShirt's Author Page

F.L.A.M.E.S.H.I.R.T.: Functional Lifelike Android Manufactured for Efficient Sabotage, Hazardous Infiltration and Radical Troubleshooting

Artist's impression, by Dr. Ralph J. Roget
Everyone's favorite Scotsman.

This is just a quick author page for myself, in which I pimp myself and share a few dumb jokes.

Silly bits

In my SCPs, I use the titular character of Pangloss. Chat had yielded a laugh or two about the guy.

The format of my name appears have been irresistible to my associate writers. Here's a few my esteemed fellow members have come up with.

Proceed at your own risk.


SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music - This record represents our hope and our determination and our goodwill in a vast and awesome universe.
SCP-1612 - Fires of Pangloss - Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
SCP-1522 - Ships That Pass In The Night - Here you mourn your mated love; Oh, God—I am mourning too: I have lost my turtledove.
SCP-1793 - A Happy Bunny - A Kardashev Type-II Leporidae.
SCP-1685 - View Points - Dip your toes in the galaxy because it's yours to explore tonight.
SCP-1936 - Daleport - Nothing good ever happens in New England…

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