Lt Flops' Author Page

Lieutenant Flops’ Author Page




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The following file contains an activated GAY FROGS-Class DANK ANTIMEME. You are instructed to run. In the event that you're lazy, you are directed to proceed at a velocity directly proportional to your daily cholesterol intake.

… What's that? Fine, you can catch up on Grey's Anatomy first. But make sure you make your way right back here after, mmkay?

—Uhm, probably someone with, like, a super high clearance level. Or someone's Mary Sue OC.


Select Production Commentaries


Initial sighting of LIMP FIREBIRD. It's so pretty VERY DEADLY. RUN.

The following are quote excerpts from individuals affected by LIMP FIREBIRD, a Deviant-Type Avian Entity:

If the phrase "dank antimeme" makes it into an SCP, I am leaving this site forever. I am 100% serious.

—qntm, Civilian #84250, #site19

thats a weird way to spell sexy cyborg priests :/

—sepiafishie, Queen of Cephalopods

Nerd. Wait, where am I? Who put me in here? Help!

—Westrin, Captain of the SCPF Spooky Boat

Project Summary

Hi there, [non-Homo ignotus non-Daevite non-malfunctioning Lazarus-01 Procedure humanoid]. It appears you've stumbled on my personnel file. I–

Wait, please don't leave.

No, come back!

Ah, they're gone. Anyway, apparently, this is the place where I get to show you all the wonderful works I've written? Don't worry — I'm surprised too. Just– Don't leave the terminal and continue reading until you've learned about all the things (and stuff) that I've worked on.

I'll go get you a juice box. Or some bourbon.

Don't like it? Well, that's too darn bad, hun, isn't it?

Deployment Record

My Newest Articles!

1. [ENTRY] 🌊 Cave Story (for the Wanderers' Depths Contest — 👑 1st prize!)
2. [GOI FORMAT] 👤 "Scattersomnia": A Disease of the Wise and Drowsy Wanderers (for Jam Contest Two)
3. [TALE] 🥛 Spilled Milk (for Jam Contest Two)
4. [SCP] 🧠 SCP-5990: Out of my head, out of my mind (for Jam Contest Two)
5. [COLLAB TALE] 🐍 Snippets of an Unveiled World with Nykacolaquantum and other collaborators


I write things, depending on how you define "write" and "things".

Floppy Says: In the spirit of collaboration: I grant any writer, artist, or otherwise, full permission to use or depict the SCPs, concepts, characters, task forces, locations, or events created by me in your own SCP Wiki work. Drop a link my way; maybe I'll like it or give you some pointers on how to execute it best!

(In each category, works are listed from oldest to newest.)


+86 13
Latest comment: froideriko at 28 May 2020 15:29
Last edited: Lt Flops at 26 Jun 2020 00:42

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Latest comment: Ellie3 at 25 Mar 2019 02:55
Last edited: Lt Flops at 23 Jun 2020 05:12

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Latest comment: Carrington at 14 Sep 2019 16:20
Last edited: Lt Flops at 28 Jun 2020 03:17

+129 19
Latest comment: sirpudding at 22 Dec 2018 00:10
Last edited: Lt Flops at 28 Jun 2020 08:03

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Latest comment: Sophia Light at 11 Jun 2020 19:34
Last edited: Lt Flops at 02 Apr 2020 04:57

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Latest comment: Lt Flops at 02 Nov 2019 05:24
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 04:24

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Latest comment: KleptocracyNow at 04 Dec 2019 20:33
Last edited: Lt Flops at 16 Mar 2020 00:52

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Latest comment: themekhanite at 12 Mar 2019 23:03
Last edited: Lt Flops at 27 Mar 2020 01:27

+67 4
Latest comment: MobRules at 19 Mar 2019 01:23
Last edited: Lt Flops at 08 Dec 2019 23:57

+105 10
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 15 Sep 2019 03:07
Last edited: Calibri Bold at 14 Jun 2020 19:07

+83 5
Latest comment: Drelic at 22 Sep 2019 04:20
Last edited: stormbreath at 15 Mar 2020 21:46

Dr. Michaels
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Latest comment: Irina Bougainvillea at 20 Mar 2020 18:36
Last edited: Croquembouche at 20 May 2020 05:19

+76 11
Latest comment: Ihp at 18 Mar 2020 07:17
Last edited: Lt Flops at 16 Mar 2020 08:02


+18 2
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 03 Mar 2020 23:43
Last edited: Lt Flops at 26 Jun 2020 04:12

+65 3
Latest comment: TL333s at 16 Jun 2018 20:32
Last edited: Lt Flops at 20 Mar 2020 01:00

The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen)
+66 6
Latest comment: 5150wned at 19 Aug 2019 00:49
Last edited: The Pighead at 14 Jun 2020 18:30

Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games)
+48 2
Latest comment: MrPines at 22 Sep 2018 22:59
Last edited: Calibri Bold at 14 Jun 2020 17:12

What Lurks In The Dark
+40 2
Latest comment: Eskobar at 16 Oct 2018 23:57
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:06

+119 16
Latest comment: Connor MacWarren at 19 Dec 2018 03:11
Last edited: stormbreath at 15 Apr 2020 21:20

The Doctor's Dilemma
+56 8
Latest comment: Myhcroft at 27 Mar 2019 14:54
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:10

A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates
+45 7
Latest comment: Retian at 14 Jan 2020 04:45
Last edited: Lt Flops at 12 Dec 2019 01:53

Land Of Honey
+84 12
Latest comment: (user deleted) at 26 Jun 2019 16:16
Last edited: Lt Flops at 12 Dec 2019 00:56

A Necromantic Prelude
+27 6
Latest comment: Crow-Cat at 17 Mar 2020 22:55
Last edited: Lt Flops at 20 Jan 2020 07:42

A Scene From A Meme(-ory)
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Latest comment: Lt Flops at 25 Jan 2020 06:13
Last edited: aismallard at 14 Jun 2020 01:15

Spilled Milk
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Latest comment: Sebarus at 25 Mar 2020 19:26
Last edited: Lt Flops at 04 Jun 2020 03:54

GOI Formats

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Latest comment: Gentleman Thief at 26 Jul 2018 20:03
Last edited: Lt Flops at 29 Jun 2020 02:10

The Sacred Djehuti
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Latest comment: Lt Flops at 19 Jun 2018 18:47
Last edited: Lt Flops at 02 Jul 2020 03:52

+84 7
Latest comment: Deadly Bread at 22 Apr 2019 13:08
Last edited: Lt Flops at 12 Dec 2019 01:55

Critter Profile: Bartholomew!
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Latest comment: Lt Flops at 12 Jun 2019 00:18
Last edited: Lt Flops at 20 Feb 2020 21:09

"Scattersomnia": A Disease of the Wise and Drowsy Wanderers
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Latest comment: Nagiros at 05 Apr 2020 17:26
Last edited: aismallard at 18 Jun 2020 05:08


Team Bird Hub
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Latest comment: not_a_seagull at 27 Jul 2019 22:14
Last edited: Lt Flops at 27 Jun 2020 00:59

A Non-Prophet Organization Hub
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Latest comment: Thelks Tovnir Ralto at 08 Jun 2020 22:48
Last edited: Lt Flops at 19 Mar 2020 02:31


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Written by: Lt Flops and PhamtomGuy.
Latest comment: Zyn at 02 May 2020 05:26
Last edited: Lt Flops at 23 Jun 2020 07:08

SCP-3309: Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away Authors: Lt Flops (Author Page) and PhamtomGuy Inspired by the Pataphysics Department by Rimple. With coding help from Westrin. Click here to read...
tags: co-authored concept ethics-committee k-class-scenario meta narrative ontokinetic researcher-smalls scp thaumiel

+104 9
Written by: NatVoltaic and Lt Flops. Anti-religious GOI SAPPHIRE secures the severed head of astronomer Carl Sagan to spread their FACTS and LOGIC.
Latest comment: Just_We at 06 Jun 2020 16:05
Last edited: Lt Flops at 10 Jun 2020 03:00

SCP-4519: Carl Sagan, Godhead Authors: NatVoltaic and Lt Flops This article is Part 3 of Team Nico's Angels' SAPPHIRE series for the 2019 International GOI Contest! More by these authors:...
tags: acoustic cadaver children-of-the-torch co-authored ectoentropic goi2019 hallucination k-class-scenario keter mind-affecting reanimation religious sapient sapphire scp sentient telepathic uncontained vibration visual weapon

+119 19
Written by: KindlyTurtleClem and Lt Flops
Mother's resting place / Right here, at the end of space / Cast out unto the light.
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 14 Nov 2019 01:14
Last edited: Lt Flops at 21 Mar 2020 02:07

SCP-4475: So Long, and Thanks for All the Milk Authors: Lt Flops and KindlyTurtleClem This article is FIRE TURTLE (Clem Floppy)'s 2nd article for the 2019 Collaboration Contest! Go here for...
tags: ad-astra alive antimemetic bovine chemical co-authored collab-con2019 extraterrestrial fifthist keter neurological ontokinetic pattern-screamer ritual scp second-hytoth sentient spacetime teleportation transfiguration uncontained

+96 8
Written by: DrGemini, translated by DrMacro and Lt Flops. Did you know that the Earth used to be flat? Just something to consider.
Latest comment: KalXX at 26 Feb 2020 21:29
Last edited: Lt Flops at 05 Dec 2019 05:38

Info SCP-281-FR: The Day The Earth Stopped Being Flat Author: DrGemini Translator: DrMacro and Lt Flops Date: January 1, 2018 Special thanks to DrGemini for recreating the first image of Addendum...
tags: global-occult-coalition immobile indestructible international physics planet reclamation religious safe sapphire scp sphere weapon

Avian Anthology I
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Written by: Team Bird*. The Avian Division and the Shark Punching Centre team up against the devious demigod named Thoth.
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 23 Jan 2019 19:43
Last edited: Lt Flops at 21 Sep 2019 19:42

One hundred billion memories tainted by 200,000 years of vengeance, dread, euphoria, grief, avarice… &...
tags: co-authored doomsday2018 global-occult-coalition shark-punching-center tale team-bird

Avian Anthology II
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Written by: Team Bird. The most unlikely of allies commune with a tainted beast to save the day — and the world.
Latest comment: Tyler Epic Gaskin at 20 Dec 2018 20:22
Last edited: Lt Flops at 21 Sep 2019 19:44

Thoth commanded his fleet of peons to come to his aid, but the daemon's appetite was too voracious. He tore chunk after chunk of Thoth's form, leaving neither bone nor gristle behind....
tags: co-authored doomsday2018 shark-punching-center tale team-bird

Snippets of an Unveiled World
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Written by: Nykacolaquantum, Lt Flops, IFBench, Westrin, and Deadly Bread. What other branches does the Serpent hold in Her Garden?
Latest comment: The Pighead at 23 Apr 2020 08:49
Last edited: aismallard at 18 Jun 2020 05:20

L.S., Forgive me for doubting you. Your recruitment of Agent Hopper has been a great boon to the Library and ourselves. And it's thanks in no small part to their unique talent, variable as it is....
tags: ambrose-restaurant anderson arcadia are-we-cool-yet bones broken-god broken-masquerade co-authored collaboration dado deer-college dr-wondertainment fifthist gamers-against-weed jude-kriyot oneiroi parawatch serpents-hand tale three-portlands wanderers-library

+41 7
Written by: Uncle Nicolini and Lt Flops. SAPPHIRE steals the tools to keep the severed head of Carl Sagan alive.
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 24 Oct 2019 05:54
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 12 Feb 2020 19:04

PROMETHEUS LABS ELECTRONIC MAIL Re: GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION From Elliot Ramirez To Su Xing Date Mar. 6, 1995, 5:44 p.m. Su, Sorry for all the delays in getting this to you. The...
tags: co-authored deer-college goi2019 goi-format prometheus sapphire
*Team Bird is not_a_seagull, Lt Flops, Ayers, and Quantum Physician

Inebriation Inoculation complete. Thanks for reading!

rating: +138+x

Wait, what the heck? Where did that come from?

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