FloppyPhoenix's Author Page

FloppyPhoenix's Author Page


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The following file contains an activated GAY FROGS-Class DANK ANTIMEME. You are instructed to run. Immediately. In the event that you're lazy, you are directed to proceed at a velocity directly proportional to your daily cholesterol intake. What's that? Fine, you can catch up on Grey's Anatomy first. But make sure you make your way right back here after, mmkay?

— Uhm, probably someone with, like, a super high clearance level. Or someone's Mary Sue OC.

Project: FloppyPhoenixFloppyPhoenix's Author Page


Initial sighting of LIMP FIREBIRD. It's so pretty VERY DEADLY. RUN.

Select Production Commentaries: The following are quote excerpts from persons affected by LIMP FIREBIRD, a Deviant-Type Avian Entity:

If the phrase "dank antimeme" makes it into an SCP, I am leaving this site forever. I am 100% serious.

— qntm, Director of the Antimemetics Division Civilian # 84250, #site19

thats a weird way to spell sexy cyborg priests :/

— sepiafishie, Queen of Cephalopods

Nerd. Wait, where am I? Who put me in here? Help!

— Westrin, Captain of the SCPF Spooky Boat

Project Summary: Hi there, [non-homo ignotus non-Daevite non-malfunctioning Lazarus-01 Procedure humanoid]. It appears you've stumbled upon my personnel file. I — Wait, please, don't leave. No, come back!

Ah, they're gone. Anyway, apparently, this is the place where I get to show you all the wonderful works I've written? Don't worry, I'm surprised too. Just — don't leave the terminal, and continue reading until you've learned about all the crispy sex pirates SCP articles I've worked on. I'll go get you a juice box. Or some bourbon. Don't like it? Well, that's too darn bad, hun, isn't it?

Deployment Record:

Floppy's Articles

I write things, depending on how you define "write" and "things".

Floppy Says: In the spirit of collaboration, I grant any writer, artist, or otherwise, full permission to use or depict the SCPs, concepts, characters, task forces, locations, or events created by me in your own SCP Wiki work. Drop a link my way; maybe I'll like it, or give you some pointers on how to execute it best!

My Latest Works!

1. [SCP] 🔭 SCP-4790: Do not go gentle into that good night.
2. [SCP TRANSLATION] ⚔️ SCP-281-FR: The Day The Earth Stopped Being Flat by DrGemini, translated with DrMacro]
3. [SCP COLLAB] 🥛 SCP-4475: So Long, and Thanks for All the Milk with KindlyTurtleClem
4. [TALE COLLAB] 🍯 Land Of Honey with KindlyTurtleClem
5. [GOI FORMAT COLLAB] 🐳 Critter Profile: Bartholomew! with KindlyTurtleClem


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Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 12 Apr 2019 00:44
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 01 Sep 2019 00:07

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Latest comment: Ellie3 at 25 Mar 2019 02:55
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Latest comment: Carrington at 14 Sep 2019 16:20
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Latest comment: sirpudding at 22 Dec 2018 00:10
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Latest comment: Lambda Fairy at 19 Jul 2019 11:35
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Latest comment: Ruqamas at 28 Mar 2019 19:06
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Latest comment: 5150wned at 15 Sep 2019 18:08
Last edited: Laneous at 07 Mar 2019 17:59

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Latest comment: themekhanite at 12 Mar 2019 23:03
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 31 Aug 2019 00:01

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Latest comment: MobRules at 19 Mar 2019 01:23
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 31 Aug 2019 00:04

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Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 15 Sep 2019 03:07
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Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 25 Mar 2018 02:24
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 08 Jul 2019 03:24

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Latest comment: TL333s at 16 Jun 2018 20:32
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 04 Sep 2019 04:40

The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen)
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Latest comment: 5150wned at 19 Aug 2019 00:49
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 30 Aug 2019 23:53

Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games)
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Latest comment: MrPines at 22 Sep 2018 22:59
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 30 Aug 2019 23:53

What Lurks In The Dark
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Latest comment: Eskobar at 16 Oct 2018 23:57
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 30 Aug 2019 23:56

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Latest comment: MacWarren at 19 Dec 2018 03:11
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 14 Jul 2019 03:04

The Doctor's Dilemma
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Latest comment: Myhcroft at 27 Mar 2019 14:54
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 31 Aug 2019 00:00

A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates
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Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 10 Mar 2019 07:08
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 31 Aug 2019 00:03

Land Of Honey
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Latest comment: KindlyTurtleClem at 26 Jun 2019 16:16
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 06 Aug 2019 05:48

GoI Formats

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Latest comment: Gentleman Thief at 26 Jul 2018 20:03
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 30 Aug 2019 21:38

The Sacred Djehuti
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Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 19 Jun 2018 18:47
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 30 Aug 2019 21:54

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Latest comment: Deadly Bread at 22 Apr 2019 13:08
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 31 Aug 2019 00:04

Critter Profile: Bartholomew!
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Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 12 Jun 2019 00:18
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 06 Aug 2019 03:27


Team Bird Hub
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Latest comment: not_a_seagull at 27 Jul 2019 22:14
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 31 Aug 2019 19:22

A Non-Prophet Organization Hub
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Latest comment: Edna Granbo at 16 Apr 2019 15:01
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 21 Jun 2019 03:49


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Written by: FloppyPhoenix and PhamtomGuy.
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 03 Sep 2019 19:55
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 30 Aug 2019 21:33

SCP-3309: Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away Authors: PhamtomGuy and FloppyPhoenix (Author Page) With help from Westrin. Inspired by the Pataphysics Department by Rimple. Click here to read...
tags: co-authored concept ethics-committee k-class-scenario meta narrative ontokinetic researcher-smalls scp thaumiel

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Written by: NatVoltaic and FloppyPhoenix. Anti-religious GOI SAPPHIRE secures the severed head of astronomer Carl Sagan in an attempt to spread their FACTS and LOGIC.
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 11 Aug 2019 20:29
Last edited: NatVoltaic at 14 Sep 2019 09:02

SCP-4519: Carl Sagan, Godhead Authors: NatVoltaic and FloppyPhoenix This article is Part 3 of Team Nico's Angels' SAPPHIRE series for the International Contest 2019! More by these authors:...
tags: acoustic cadaver children-of-the-torch co-authored ectoentropic goi2019 hallucination k-class-scenario keter mind-affecting reanimation religious sapient sapphire scp sentient telepathic uncontained vibration visual weapon

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Written by: KindlyTurtleClem and FloppyPhoenix
Mother's resting place / Right here, at the end of space / Cast out unto the light
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Latest comment: Exodeniah at 17 Aug 2019 04:04
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 01 Sep 2019 00:19

SCP-4475: So Long, and Thanks for All the Milk Authors: FloppyPhoenix and KindlyTurtleClem This article is FIRE TURTLE (Clem and Floppy)'s 2nd article for the 2019 Collaboration Contest! Go...
tags: ad-astra alive antimemetic bovine chemical co-authored collab-con2019 extraterrestrial fifthist keter neurological ontokinetic pattern-screamer ritual scp second-hytoth sentient spacetime teleportation transfiguration uncontained

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Written by: DrGemini, translated by DrMacro and FloppyPhoenix. Did you know that the Earth used to be flat? Just something to consider.
Latest comment: 5150wned at 14 Aug 2019 04:58
Last edited: aismallard at 20 Jul 2019 21:28

Info SCP-281-FR: The Day The Earth Stopped Being Flat Author: DrGemini Translator: DrMacro and FloppyPhoenix Date: January 1, 2018 Special thanks to DrGemini for recreating the first image of...
tags: global-occult-coalition immobile indestructible international physics planet reclamation religious safe sapphire scp sphere weapon

Avian Anthology I
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Written by: Team Bird*. The Avian Division and the Shark Punching Centre team up against the devious demigod named Thoth.
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 23 Jan 2019 19:43
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 04 Sep 2019 04:27

One hundred billion memories tainted by 200,000 years of vengeance, dread, euphoria, grief, avarice… &...
tags: co-authored doomsday2018 global-occult-coalition shark-punching-center tale team-bird

Avian Anthology II
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Written by: Team Bird. The most unlikely of allies commune with a tainted beast to save the day — and the world.
Latest comment: Tyler Epic Gaskin at 20 Dec 2018 20:22
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 04 Sep 2019 05:05

Thoth commanded his fleet of peons to come to his aid, but the daemon's appetite was too voracious. He tore chunk after chunk of Thoth's form, leaving neither bone nor gristle behind....
tags: co-authored doomsday2018 shark-punching-center tale team-bird

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Written by: Uncle Nicolini and FloppyPhoenix. SAPPHIRE steals the tools to keep the severed head of Carl Sagan alive.
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 15 Apr 2019 18:44
Last edited: Mafiew at 28 Jun 2019 16:01

PROMETHEUS LABS ELECTRONIC MAIL From: Elliot Ramirez To: Su Xing Date: March 6th, 1995 Re: GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION Su, Sorry for all the delays in getting this to you. The team...
tags: co-authored deer-college goi2019 goi-format prometheus sapphire
*Team Bird is not_a_seagull, FloppyPhoenix, Ayers, and Quantum Physician

Inebriation Inoculation complete. Thanks for reading!

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