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The following file contains an activated GAY FROGS-Class DANK ANTIMEME. You are instructed to run. Immediately. In the event that you're lazy, you are directed to proceed at a velocity directly proportional to your daily cholesterol intake. What's that? Fine, you can catch up on Grey's Anatomy first. But make sure you make your way right back here after, mmkay?

— Uhm, probably someone with, like, a super high clearance level. Or someone's Mary Sue OC.

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Initial sighting of LIMP FIREBIRB. It's so pretty VERY DEADLY. RUN.

Project #: FloppyPhoenix's Author Page

Select Production Commentaries: The following are quote excerpts from persons affected by LIMP FIREBIRD, a Deviant-Type Avian Entity:

If the phrase "dank antimeme" makes it into an SCP, I am leaving this site forever. I am 100% serious.

— qntm, Director of the Antimemetics Division, #site19

thats a weird way to spell sexy cyborg priests :/

— sepiafishie, Queen of Cephalopods

Nerd. Wait, where am I? Who put me in here? Help!

— Westrin, Captain of the SCPF Spooky Boat

Project Summary: Hi there, [non-homo ignotus non-Daevite non-malfunctioning Lazarus-01 Procedure humanoid]. It appears you've stumbled upon my personnel file. I—Wait, please, don't leave. No, come back!

Ah, they're gone. Anyways, apparently, this is the place where I get to show you all the wonderful works I've written? Don't worry, I'm surprised too. Just—don't leave the terminal, and continue reading until you've learned about all the crispy sex pirates SCP articles I've worked on. I'll go get you a juice box. Or some bourbon. Don't like it? Well, that's too darn bad, hun, isn't it?

Deployment Record:

Articles


SCPs:

Article Rating Comments Posted
SCP-3787 45 10 01 Mar 2018 03:24
SCP-3719 34 7 20 Mar 2018 03:26
SCP-3464 21 17 12 May 2018 02:56
EE-3570 71 14 04 Jun 2018 03:35

Collaborations:

Article Rating Comments Posted
SCP-3309 180 85 13 Apr 2018, 14:17

Tales:

Article Rating Comments Posted
Solidão 11 1 25 Mar 2018 02:11
UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt 39 3 15 Jun 2018 00:36

Supplemental Documents:

Article Rating Comments Posted
Experiment Log 2641 16 10 26 Apr 2017 23:11

GoI Formats:

Article Rating Comments Posted
SPC-507 42 39 19 May 2018 19:57
The Sacred Djehuti 52 11 13 Jun 2018 02:46

Author Commentary


SCP-#: ●●|●●●●●●|●●●●|● - Before the Fire [DELETED]


SCP-#: ●●●|●●●●●●●|●●●●●●●●|●●●●●●● - The Horse Meme


SCP-#: ●●●|●●●●●●●|●|●●●●●●●●● - Your Friendly Neighbourhood Lawnmower


SCP-#: ●●●|●●●|○|●●●●●●●●● - Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away


SCP-#: ●●●|●●●●|●●●●●●|●●●● - Even Garlic Bread Can Be Creepy


SPC-#: ●●●●●|○|●●●●●●● - The Bigger Boat


EE-#: ●●●|●●●●●|●●●●●●●|○ - Umbral Ultimatum

Translations


The following articles have been translated by other SCP Wiki branches. I'm super thankful to anyone that's shared my articles to the international community by taking the time to translate them.

Writing Style and Themes


Declassifications


Inebriation Inoculation complete. Thanks for reading!

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