FloppyPhoenix's Author Page

FloppyPhoenix's Author Page


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The following file contains an activated GAY FROGS-Class DANK ANTIMEME. You are instructed to run. Immediately. In the event that you're lazy, you are directed to proceed at a velocity directly proportional to your daily cholesterol intake. What's that? Fine, you can catch up on Grey's Anatomy first. But make sure you make your way right back here after, mmkay?

— Uhm, probably someone with, like, a super high clearance level. Or someone's Mary Sue OC.

Project: FloppyPhoenixFloppyPhoenix's Author Page

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Initial sighting of LIMP FIREBIRD. It's so pretty VERY DEADLY. RUN.

Select Production Commentaries: The following are quote excerpts from persons affected by LIMP FIREBIRD, a Deviant-Type Avian Entity:

If the phrase "dank antimeme" makes it into an SCP, I am leaving this site forever. I am 100% serious.

— qntm, Director of the Antimemetics Division Civillian # 84250, #site19

thats a weird way to spell sexy cyborg priests :/

— sepiafishie, Queen of Cephalopods

Nerd. Wait, where am I? Who put me in here? Help!

— Westrin, Captain of the SCPF Spooky Boat

Project Summary: Hi there, [non-homo ignotus non-Daevite non-malfunctioning Lazarus-01 Procedure humanoid]. It appears you've stumbled upon my personnel file. I — Wait, please, don't leave. No, come back!

Ah, they're gone. Anyway, apparently, this is the place where I get to show you all the wonderful works I've written? Don't worry, I'm surprised too. Just — don't leave the terminal, and continue reading until you've learned about all the crispy sex pirates SCP articles I've worked on. I'll go get you a juice box. Or some bourbon. Don't like it? Well, that's too darn bad, hun, isn't it?

Deployment Record:

Floppy's Articles

I write things, depending on how you define "write" and "things".

Floppy Says: In the spirit of collaboration, I grant any writer, artist, or otherwise, full permission to use or depict the SCPs, concepts, characters, task forces, locations, or events created by me in your own SCP Wiki work. Drop a link my way; maybe I'll like it, or give you some pointers on how to execute it best!

SCPs


SCP-3787
+64 12
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 12 Apr 2019 00:44
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 17 Apr 2019 03:38

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Info SCP-3787: The Horse Meme [Audio Version] Author: FloppyPhoenix Collaborations with other authors Page Title Co-author SCP-3309 Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away PhamtomGuy ...
tags: animal antimemetic cognitohazard equine esoteric-class hostile memetic mind-affecting reproductive scp transfiguration

SCP-3719
+46 10
Latest comment: Ellie3 at 25 Mar 2019 02:55
Last edited: Ellie3 at 25 Mar 2019 04:24

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Info SCP-3719: Your Friendly Neighbourhood Lawnmower Author: FloppyPhoenix Collaborations with other authors Page Title Co-author SCP-3309 Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away PhamtomGuy ...
tags: appliance compulsion ectoentropic mechanical safe scp

SCP-3464
+25 17
Latest comment: Deadly Bread at 14 May 2018 13:56
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 30 Jan 2019 03:00


Info SCP-3464: Even Garlic Bread Can Be Creepy Author: FloppyPhoenix Collaborations with other authors Page Title Co-author SCP-3309 Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away PhamtomGuy ...
tags: acoustic ectoentropic food neutralized ritual scp

EE-3570
+96 19
Latest comment: sirpudding at 22 Dec 2018 00:10
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 05 Apr 2019 00:23

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Revision #31 of this document was prepared by: THE FOUNDATION AVIAN DIVISION In accordance with the Pluto Protocol Note: By order of Dr Frederick Hoygull, the clearance level required to access this...
tags: avian doomsday2018 esoteric-class humanoid moon planet scp shark-punching-center spacetime team-bird

SCP-4420
+124 34
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 11 Mar 2019 04:00
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 10 Apr 2019 17:02

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Info SCP-4420: A Potato Thirst [Audio version] Author: FloppyPhoenix This article is set in the Apotheosis canon. Collaborations with other authors Page Title Co-author SCP-3309 Where We...
tags: apotheosis ectoentropic entropic light memetic neutralized plant scp self-repairing

SCP-4416
+96 30
Latest comment: WeaverCleaver at 28 Mar 2019 19:06
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 03 Apr 2019 05:47

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Item Number: SCP-4416 Level 3/4416 Object Class: Euclid Classified Threat Level: Blue Promotional photograph taken by an SCP-4416-involved group. Subject depicts a beach well-known for frequent...
tags: alive animal antimemetic dado doctor-everwood humanoid piscine researcher-smalls sapient scp selachian sentient shark-punching-center thaumiel

SCP-4031
+43 16
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 06 Feb 2019 17:49
Last edited: Laneous at 07 Mar 2019 17:59


Info SCP-4031: The Amnesiac Redemption [Audio version] Author: FloppyPhoenix Written for Bright's 1st Challenge in under 3 hours. Collaborations with other authors Page Title Co-author ...
tags: alive antimemetic auditory cognitohazard euclid gustatory humanoid memetic memory-affecting meta olfactory researcher-smalls scp sensory tactile visual

SCP-3739
+113 33
Latest comment: themekhanite at 12 Mar 2019 23:03
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 10 Apr 2019 04:10

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Info SCP-3739: Mind-Milk™ by Moosphere, Inc. Authors: FloppyPhoenix KindlyTurtleClem Image Credits and Citations: Special Thanks beautiful people A Random Day and SonKingKong from Discord...
tags: addictive bovine broken-masquerade co-authored cognitohazard ectoentropic k-class-scenario keter liquid memetic meta neurological oneiroi scp sleep

SCP-4190
+44 4
Latest comment: MobRules at 19 Mar 2019 01:23
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 31 Mar 2019 19:24

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Info SCP-4190: A Twenty Thousand League Delay Author: FloppyPhoenix This article was written for the Final Day of the 144-Hour Jam Contest. The theme was So it was all a dream . ...
tags: amorphous cognitohazard document hallucination jam-con2019 safe scp shark-punching-center sleep visual

Tales


Solidão
+14 1
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 25 Mar 2018 02:24
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 16 Apr 2019 15:30

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Info Document 2641-Solidão Author: FloppyPhoenix This article is the former supplement to the old SCP-2641 (which you can find archived here), written by myself. It's otherwise entirely...
tags: tale

UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt
+52 3
Latest comment: TL333s at 16 Jun 2018 20:32
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 16 Mar 2019 02:16


Site-18 intranet systems initialized. Accessing SCiPNET:/files/EE-3570/UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt Opening _ Document EE-3570/UMBRAL MIGRATORY SEQUENCE During an end-of-the-world scenario...
tags: doomsday2018 shark-punching-center tale team-bird

The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen)
+37 5
Latest comment: moist bread at 10 Sep 2018 05:47
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 12 Apr 2019 06:01


Info The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen) Author: FloppyPhoenix This article was written for Round 1 of the SCP Original Character Tournament. This article features characters...
tags: gamers-against-weed mister researcher-smalls tale

Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games)
+29 2
Latest comment: MrPines at 22 Sep 2018 22:59
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 30 Jan 2019 17:02


Info Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games) Author: FloppyPhoenix This article was written for Round 2 of the SCP Original Character Tournament. This article features characters...
tags: gamers-against-weed mister researcher-smalls tale

What Lurks In The Dark
+18 2
Latest comment: Eskobar at 16 Oct 2018 23:57
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 30 Jan 2019 03:13


All Hallow's Eve, 2313 The Monster's Hollow I chose to tread into the realm of monsters. Not because I'm a fool, but because on any day except the Hallow's Eve, undead hands clench the path shut....
tags: halloween2018 rats-nest tale

SCP-2
+96 16
Latest comment: MacWarren at 19 Dec 2018 03:11
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 24 Mar 2019 13:21


Info The sun, aching temperature, punishing what time could only take, turning threats against dark champions She knows. SCP-2: A Eulogy For 2wo Author: FloppyPhoenix Attribution: Excerpts...
tags: aiad pattern-screamer researcher-rosen tale

The Doctor's Dilemma
+32 8
Latest comment: Myhcroft at 27 Mar 2019 14:54
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 25 Mar 2019 00:30

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Info The Doctor's Dilemma Author: FloppyPhoenix Written for the 7th Annual Holiday Art Exchange for OthellotheCat, who requested a piece featuring his characters! This Tale is set in the End of...
tags: art-exchange end-of-death leslie tale

A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates
+35 6
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 10 Mar 2019 07:08
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 10 Mar 2019 05:25


Info A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates Author: FloppyPhoenix This is a tale for Day 1 of the 144-Hour Jam Contest. The theme was Shaggy Dog story . Crispy Sex Pirates was created...
tags: doctor-everwood jam-con2019 sarkic shark-punching-center tale

GoI Formats


SPC-507
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Latest comment: Gentleman Thief at 26 Jul 2018 20:03
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 16 Mar 2019 02:12


NOTICE FROM THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE COORDINATION AND PROJECTS OPERATION COMMAND OFFICE SPC-507 is currently ACTIVE. Any RED NETHER incursions are to be reported to the Command Office immediately, at...
tags: doomsday2018 goi-format shark-punching-center team-bird

The Sacred Djehuti
+67 11
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 19 Jun 2018 18:47
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 29 Mar 2019 19:41

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The Sacred Djehuti Scribe of the Underworld, Lord of Khemennu, Conciliator of the Crescent Moon, Θωθ12 Conspectus After many ages spent pondering the great expanse, the inhabitants of the Land...
tags: co-authored daevite doctor-spanko doomsday2018 goi-format serpents-hand shark-punching-center team-bird wanderers-library

SPC-993
+52 6
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 04 Apr 2019 21:33
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 07 Apr 2019 03:42

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NOTICE FROM THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE COORDINATION AND PROJECTS OPERATION COMMAND OFFICE SPC-993 is now INACTIVE. Centre personnel may visit the Arena-19 Recreation Wing if they wish to view old...
tags: bobble-the-clown chicago-spirit goi-format jam-con2019 shark-punching-center

Others


FloppyPhoenix's Author Page
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Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 08 Apr 2019 21:02
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 18 Apr 2019 19:57

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FloppyPhoenix's Author Page Opening Person of Interest File #9731 An addition was added since you last viewed the file. Read it? (Y) / N Opening File coolpage funpage The...
tags: author

Team Bird Hub
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Latest comment: Ayers at 21 Oct 2018 07:52
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 05 Apr 2019 00:22

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Banner courtesy of the amazing Mendelssohn! Check out more of their art here! — Because somehow, Egyptian gods, the SPC universe, mysterious soul-vacuum devices, bad puns, and seagull scientists...
tags: doomsday2018 hub shark-punching-center team-bird

A Non-Prophet Organization Hub
+33 6
Latest comment: Edna Granbo at 16 Apr 2019 15:01
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 15 Apr 2019 20:27

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No Gods. No Prophets. Only Reason. Welcome to SAPPHIRE. “Do not indoctrinate your children. Teach them how to think for themselves, how to evaluate evidence, and how to disagree with you.” ― Richard...
tags: children-of-the-torch co-authored goi2019 hub

Collaborations


SCP-3309
+314 106
Written by: FloppyPhoenix, PhamtomGuy.
Latest comment: JimmyBoyHaha at 05 Apr 2019 18:40
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 11 Apr 2019 22:38

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Info SCP-3309: Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away Authors: PhamtomGuy and FloppyPhoenix (Author Page) Based on the Pataphysics Department by Rimple. Click here to read the April Fools 2019 edit. ...
tags: co-authored concept k-class-scenario meta narrative ontokinetic researcher-smalls scp thaumiel

SCP-4519
+40 5
Written by: 9Volt, FloppyPhoenix. Anti-religious GOI SAPPHIRE secures the severed head of astronomer Carl Sagan in an attempt to spread their FACTS and LOGIC.
Latest comment: DrChandra at 16 Apr 2019 04:02
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 18 Apr 2019 13:42

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Reminder: This article is part of the International Contest! Of course, you can vote on this article here, however, for the contest, only votes on this page's counterpart on the international wiki...
tags: acoustic cadaver children-of-the-torch co-authored ectoentropic goi2019 hallucination k-class-scenario keter mind-affecting reanimation religious sapient scp sentient telepathic uncontained vibration visual weapon

GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM
+25 5
Written by: Uncle Nicolini, FloppyPhoenix. SAPPHIRE steals the tools to keep the severed head of Carl Sagan alive.
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 15 Apr 2019 18:44
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 15 Apr 2019 15:07


PROMETHEUS LABS ELECTRONIC MAIL From: Elliot Ramirez To: Su Xing Date: March 6th, 1995 Re: GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION Su, Sorry for all the delays in getting this to you. The team...
tags: co-authored goi2019 goi-format prometheus

Avian Anthology I
+50 9
Written by: Team Bird*. The Avian Division and the Shark Punching Centre team up against the devious demigod named Thoth.
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 23 Jan 2019 19:43
Last edited: mlister at 07 Feb 2019 02:01


Timeless Substrate | The Noosphere Thoth peered into the Noosphere with an astute curiosity. He glanced down at the ocean of minds: a whirlpool of purple, pink, green, and blue specks, laid out...
tags: co-authored doomsday2018 global-occult-coalition shark-punching-center tale team-bird

Avian Anthology II
+57 12
Written by: Team Bird. The most unlikely of allies commune with a tainted beast to save the day — and the world.
Latest comment: Tyler Epic Gaskin at 20 Dec 2018 20:22
Last edited: mlister at 07 Feb 2019 02:01


August 12th, 2018 | Night | Outskirts of Las Vegas The group of birds and shark-punchers emerged from the monorail tunnel to see the blue-tinted night sky of Las Vegas. The bird-people that had once...
tags: co-authored doomsday2018 shark-punching-center tale team-bird
*Team Bird is not_a_seagull, FloppyPhoenix, Dr Aers, and Quantum Physician

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