FloppyPhoenix's Author Page

FloppyPhoenix's Author Page


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The following file contains an activated GAY FROGS-Class DANK ANTIMEME. You are instructed to run. Immediately. In the event that you're lazy, you are directed to proceed at a velocity directly proportional to your daily cholesterol intake. What's that? Fine, you can catch up on Grey's Anatomy first. But make sure you make your way right back here after, mmkay?

— Uhm, probably someone with, like, a super high clearance level. Or someone's Mary Sue OC.

Project: FloppyPhoenixFloppyPhoenix's Author Page

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Initial sighting of LIMP FIREBIRD. It's so pretty VERY DEADLY. RUN.

Select Production Commentaries: The following are quote excerpts from persons affected by LIMP FIREBIRD, a Deviant-Type Avian Entity:

If the phrase "dank antimeme" makes it into an SCP, I am leaving this site forever. I am 100% serious.

— qntm, Director of the Antimemetics Division Civillian # 84250, #site19

thats a weird way to spell sexy cyborg priests :/

— sepiafishie, Queen of Cephalopods

Nerd. Wait, where am I? Who put me in here? Help!

— Westrin, Captain of the SCPF Spooky Boat

Project Summary: Hi there, [non-homo ignotus non-Daevite non-malfunctioning Lazarus-01 Procedure humanoid]. It appears you've stumbled upon my personnel file. I — Wait, please, don't leave. No, come back!

Ah, they're gone. Anyway, apparently, this is the place where I get to show you all the wonderful works I've written? Don't worry, I'm surprised too. Just — don't leave the terminal, and continue reading until you've learned about all the crispy sex pirates SCP articles I've worked on. I'll go get you a juice box. Or some bourbon. Don't like it? Well, that's too darn bad, hun, isn't it?

Deployment Record:

Floppy's Articles

I write things, depending on how you define "write" and "things".

Floppy Says: In the spirit of collaboration, I grant any writer, artist, or otherwise, full permission to use or depict the SCPs, concepts, characters, task forces, locations, or events created by me in your own SCP Wiki work. Drop a link my way; maybe I'll like it, or give you some pointers on how to execute it best!

SCPs


SCP-3787
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Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 12 Apr 2019 00:44
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 17 May 2019 23:41

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SCP-3787: The Horse Meme [Audio Version] Author: FloppyPhoenix More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs Page Title Co-Author SCP-3309 Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away...
tags: animal antimemetic cognitohazard equine esoteric-class hostile memetic mind-affecting reproductive scp transfiguration

SCP-3719
+47 10
Latest comment: Ellie3 at 25 Mar 2019 02:55
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 03 May 2019 21:16

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SCP-3719: Your Friendly Neighbourhood Lawnmower Author: FloppyPhoenix More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs Page Title Co-Author SCP-3309 Where We Go When We Fade, Fade...
tags: appliance compulsion ectoentropic mechanical safe scp

SCP-3464
+26 19
Latest comment: DeepViolet at 14 May 2019 08:11
Last edited: Elogee FishTruck at 12 May 2019 21:42

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SCP-3464: Olive Garden regularly communes with DEMONIC ENTITIES to summon their SATANIC sempiternal garlic bread Author: FloppyPhoenix More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs ...
tags: acoustic ectoentropic food neutralized ritual scp

EE-3570
+100 19
Latest comment: sirpudding at 22 Dec 2018 00:10
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 03 May 2019 21:28

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EE-3570: Umbral Ultimatum Author: FloppyPhoenix This article is Part 5 of the Team Bird storyline. More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs Page Title Co-Author SCP-3309...
tags: avian doomsday2018 esoteric-class humanoid moon planet scp shark-punching-center spacetime team-bird

SCP-4420
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Latest comment: Danoobiel at 22 May 2019 11:28
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 02 May 2019 01:33

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SCP-4420: A Potato Thirst [Audio version] Author: FloppyPhoenix This article is set in the Apotheosis canon. More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs Page Title Co-Author ...
tags: apotheosis ectoentropic entropic light memetic neutralized plant scp self-repairing

SCP-4416
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Latest comment: Ruqamas at 28 Mar 2019 19:06
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 03 May 2019 22:43

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SCP-4416: Tails of Site-42: Why The Foundation Punches Sharks Author: FloppyPhoenix This article was written for Round 2 of Draft Swap. More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs...
tags: alive animal antimemetic dado doctor-everwood humanoid piscine researcher-smalls sapient scp selachian sentient shark-punching-center thaumiel

SCP-4031
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Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 06 Feb 2019 17:49
Last edited: Laneous at 07 Mar 2019 17:59


Info SCP-4031: The Amnesiac Redemption [Audio version] Author: FloppyPhoenix Written for Bright's 1st Challenge in under 3 hours. Collaborations with other authors Page Title Co-author ...
tags: alive antimemetic auditory cognitohazard euclid gustatory humanoid memetic memory-affecting meta olfactory researcher-smalls scp sensory tactile visual

SCP-3739
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Latest comment: themekhanite at 12 Mar 2019 23:03
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 12 May 2019 06:57

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SCP-3739: Mind-Milk™ by Moosphere, Inc. Authors: FloppyPhoenix and KindlyTurtleClem This article is set in the Broken Masquerade canon. More by these authors: FloppyPhoenix KindlyTurtleClem ...
tags: addictive bovine broken-masquerade co-authored cognitohazard ectoentropic k-class-scenario keter liquid memetic meta neurological oneiroi scp sleep

SCP-4190
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Latest comment: MobRules at 19 Mar 2019 01:23
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 03 May 2019 21:54

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SCP-4190: A Twenty Thousand League Delay Author: FloppyPhoenix This article was written for the Final Day of the 144-Hour Jam Contest. The theme was So it was all a dream . More works by...
tags: amorphous cognitohazard document hallucination jam-con2019 safe scp shark-punching-center sleep visual

Tales


Solidão
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Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 25 Mar 2018 02:24
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 03 May 2019 22:06

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Document 2641-Solidão Author: FloppyPhoenix This article is the former supplement to the old SCP-2641 (which you can find archived here), written by myself. It's otherwise entirely standalone:...
tags: tale

UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt
+52 3
Latest comment: TL333s at 16 Jun 2018 20:32
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 03 May 2019 22:35


UMBRAL_MIGRATORY_SEQUENCE.txt Author: FloppyPhoenix This article is Part 11 of the Team Bird storyline, and Part 2 of its finale. More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs ...
tags: doomsday2018 shark-punching-center tale team-bird

The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen)
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Latest comment: moist bread at 10 Sep 2018 05:47
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 03 May 2019 22:39


The Abyss Gazes Back (And It's ASCII On A CRT Screen) Author: FloppyPhoenix This article was written for Round 1 of the SCP Original Character Tournament. This article features characters...
tags: gamers-against-weed mister researcher-smalls tale

Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games)
+29 2
Latest comment: MrPines at 22 Sep 2018 22:59
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 03 May 2019 22:39


Buggy Hardware (or Why I Don't Play Violent Video Games) Author: FloppyPhoenix This article was written for Round 2 of the SCP Original Character Tournament. This article features characters...
tags: gamers-against-weed mister researcher-smalls tale

What Lurks In The Dark
+18 2
Latest comment: Eskobar at 16 Oct 2018 23:57
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 02 May 2019 01:42


What Lurks In The Dark Author: FloppyPhoenix This article is set in the Rat's Nest canon. More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs Page Title Co-Author SCP-3309 Where We Go...
tags: halloween2018 rats-nest tale

SCP-2
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Latest comment: MacWarren at 19 Dec 2018 03:11
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 03 May 2019 22:40


The sun, aching temperature, punishing what time could only take, turning threats against dark champions She knows. SCP-2: A Eulogy For 2wo Author: FloppyPhoenix Attribution: Excerpts from...
tags: aiad pattern-screamer researcher-rosen tale

The Doctor's Dilemma
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Latest comment: Myhcroft at 27 Mar 2019 14:54
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 03 May 2019 22:59

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The Doctor's Dilemma Author: FloppyPhoenix Written for the 7th Annual Holiday Art Exchange for OthellotheCat, who requested a piece featuring his characters! This article is set in the End of...
tags: art-exchange end-of-death leslie tale

A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates
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Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 10 Mar 2019 07:08
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 02 May 2019 01:05


A Surprise Encounter with Crispy Sex Pirates Author: FloppyPhoenix This is a tale for Day 1 of the 144-Hour Jam Contest. The theme was Shaggy Dog story . Crispy Sex Pirates was created...
tags: doctor-everwood jam-con2019 sarkic shark-punching-center tale

GoI Formats


SPC-507
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Latest comment: Gentleman Thief at 26 Jul 2018 20:03
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 03 May 2019 23:22


SPC-507: The Bigger Boat Author: FloppyPhoenix This article is Part 4 of the Team Bird storyline. More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations! SCPs Page Title Co-Author SCP-3309...
tags: doomsday2018 goi-format shark-punching-center team-bird

The Sacred Djehuti
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Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 19 Jun 2018 18:47
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 02 May 2019 01:09

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The Sacred Djehuti Authors: FloppyPhoenix and Ayers This article is Part 6 of the Team Bird storyline. More by these authors: FloppyPhoenix Ayers ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: ...
tags: co-authored daevite doctor-spanko doomsday2018 goi-format serpents-hand shark-punching-center team-bird wanderers-library

SPC-993
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Latest comment: Deadly Bread at 22 Apr 2019 13:08
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 03 May 2019 23:24

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SPC-993: Bobble the Clown Shark Author: FloppyPhoenix This is an SPC Format for Day 2 of the 144-Hour Jam Contest. The theme was Pulp fiction . More works by FloppyPhoenix Collaborations!...
tags: bobble-the-clown chicago-spirit goi-format jam-con2019 shark-punching-center

Others


FloppyPhoenix's Author Page
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Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 08 Apr 2019 21:02
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 18 May 2019 18:36

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FloppyPhoenix's Author Page Opening Person of Interest File #9731 An addition was added since you last viewed the file. Read it? (Y) / N Opening File coolpage funpage The...
tags: author

Team Bird Hub
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Latest comment: Ayers at 21 Oct 2018 07:52
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 16 May 2019 22:58

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Team Bird Hub A Series by not_a_seagull, FloppyPhoenix, Ayers, and Quantum Physician, written for the Doomsday Contest. ▸ More by this Author ◂ Translations: F.A.Q. Banner...
tags: co-authored doomsday2018 hub shark-punching-center team-bird

A Non-Prophet Organization Hub
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Latest comment: Edna Granbo at 16 Apr 2019 15:01
Last edited: Uncle Nicolini at 04 May 2019 23:24

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A Non-Prophet Organization Hub Team Nico's Angels: Uncle Nicolini, 9Volt, FloppyPhoenix, and sepiafishie. This is the Hub page for Nico's Angels' SAPPHIRE series, written for the International...
tags: children-of-the-torch co-authored goi2019 hub

Collaborations


SCP-3309
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Written by: FloppyPhoenix, PhamtomGuy.
Latest comment: JimmyBoyHaha at 05 Apr 2019 18:40
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 11 May 2019 22:03

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SCP-3309: Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away Authors: PhamtomGuy and FloppyPhoenix (Author Page) With help from Westrin Based on the Pataphysics Department by Rimple. Click here to read the...
tags: co-authored concept k-class-scenario meta narrative ontokinetic researcher-smalls scp thaumiel

SCP-4519
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Written by: 9Volt, FloppyPhoenix. Anti-religious GOI SAPPHIRE secures the severed head of astronomer Carl Sagan in an attempt to spread their FACTS and LOGIC.
Latest comment: DrChandra at 16 Apr 2019 04:02
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 17 May 2019 16:59

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SCP-4519: Carl Sagan, Godhead Authors: 9Volt and FloppyPhoenix This article is Part 3 of Team Nico's Angels' SAPPHIRE series for the International Contest 2019! More by these authors: 9Volt...
tags: acoustic cadaver children-of-the-torch co-authored ectoentropic goi2019 hallucination k-class-scenario keter mind-affecting reanimation religious sapient scp sentient telepathic uncontained vibration visual weapon

GRANT REQUEST FOR THE RE-CREATION OF AN ADVANCED POSTMORTEM NEURAL PRESERVATION SYSTEM
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Written by: Uncle Nicolini, FloppyPhoenix. SAPPHIRE steals the tools to keep the severed head of Carl Sagan alive.
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 15 Apr 2019 18:44
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 01 May 2019 03:18


Reminder: This article is part of the International Contest! Of course you can vote on this article here, however, for the contest, only votes on this page's counterpart on the international wiki...
tags: co-authored goi2019 goi-format prometheus

Avian Anthology I
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Written by: Team Bird*. The Avian Division and the Shark Punching Centre team up against the devious demigod named Thoth.
Latest comment: FloppyPhoenix at 23 Jan 2019 19:43
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 01 May 2019 01:00


Timeless Substrate | The Noosphere Thoth peered into the Noosphere with an astute curiosity. He glanced down at the ocean of minds: a whirlpool of purple, pink, green, and blue specks, laid out...
tags: co-authored doomsday2018 global-occult-coalition shark-punching-center tale team-bird

Avian Anthology II
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Written by: Team Bird. The most unlikely of allies commune with a tainted beast to save the day — and the world.
Latest comment: Tyler Epic Gaskin at 20 Dec 2018 20:22
Last edited: FloppyPhoenix at 01 May 2019 01:13


August 12th, 2018 | Night | Outskirts of Las Vegas The group of birds and shark-punchers emerged from the monorail tunnel to see the blue-tinted night sky of Las Vegas. The bird-people that had once...
tags: co-authored doomsday2018 shark-punching-center tale team-bird
*Team Bird is not_a_seagull, FloppyPhoenix, Dr Aers, and Quantum Physician

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