This article has been to hell and back again, bouncing around from infohazards, to pataphysics, to infohazards again, to where we are now. Special thanks to Reverend Fox and
Crow-Cat for their invaluable feedback and critique during the creation of this article, and to the Park Rangers at the Canaveral National Seashore for literally pointing me in the right direction.
Photo Credit: Me and my camera :^)
Photo Details: A mature gopher tortoise living in the Canaveral National Seashore area.
(F/5, 1/1250 Sec, ISO-200, 4.6 Apt.)
I hope you all enjoy the read!
Also, huge thanks to the SCP Cafe podcast for reviewing this piece in their Recap: 2019, Week 3 episode! You guys are awesome!
-Denali
“The weak seek to survive, the strong seek to live.”