I recognize I made a lot of stylistic risks in this draft. I hope there is something worthy of final refinements in here.
I tried to imply some of the same procedures and descriptions used in a standard article using overly flowery prose befitting an entity that I hope you'll find entertaining. Embrace the unreliable narrator.
Please find my link here.
I am yet considering taking this down a darker road, if it needs it, by adding something of an "exploration" log to one of these afterparties mentioned. I sincerely doubt the SCP would use an L4 for this, so I am not yet sure on an approach or if trying this is even necessary.