Thanks a lot to wctaiwan, Woedenaz, and
AthosNetwork for their critiques.
A while ago during lunch, a coworker was discussing an individual innately having the ability to swap any two people on Earth instantly, and the huge potential for both making money off of it and getting yourself out of a jam.
Which led me to think, how would the Foundation contain such a thing? Finally moved this from the idea box into a real article when said coworker announced they were leaving the company.