SCP Foundation

My name, as much as you currently know, is Doctor Garde. I am here to read and write SCPs for you to critique mercilessly like the wild dogs you are. I hope to better myself in the emotive and literacy departments in my stay on the website, and also gain a few companions and slaves.

I enjoy video games, programming, books, writing, more video games, all of them sciences, technology, and committing Sudoku.

Currently, I have an idea for a SCP that can be viewed here (I may update this list overtime):
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1026887/an-idea-for-a-new-scp

Great list, I know.

So, to end things off, I just want to say hello to you all, and I hope that we can be friends, and not archenemies set on ending the cosmos that the other inhabits.

Hmm. Friends, eh? My butterfly army could use a new lieutenant. How do you feel about poisonous insects?

In all seriousness, welcome to the site! Consider dropping by the IRC chat sometime. It's a great place to hang out at and meet fellow Foundation personnel. You can get a feel for the real-time critique given there, and also toss around ideas with others.

What kind of video game genres are you partial to? (I lean towards RPG, turn-based strategy, occasionally FPS. Anything with a fun co-op option is usually great too.)