My name, as much as you currently know, is Doctor Garde. I am here to read and write SCPs for you to critique mercilessly like the wild dogs you are. I hope to better myself in the emotive and literacy departments in my stay on the website, and also gain a few companions and slaves.
I enjoy video games, programming, books, writing, more video games, all of them sciences, technology, and committing Sudoku.
Currently, I have an idea for a SCP that can be viewed here (I may update this list overtime):
http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1026887/an-idea-for-a-new-scp
Great list, I know.
So, to end things off, I just want to say hello to you all, and I hope that we can be friends, and not archenemies set on ending the cosmos that the other inhabits.