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I have gone insane. That's the only explanation for how I've written a Christmas Tale like this. Seriously, what the hell?

Anyway. It may be silly, yes,but I put a lot into this, and I hope you guys like it. This is the manifestation of my insanity, and god damn it, I had so much fun writing this, so I hope you have fun reading this.

Merry Christmas!

Isabel Wondertainment Santa Claus best Santa Claus.

It's nice once in a while to have some fiction in the SCPverse where things actually turn out okay. Even without the Christmas gimmick this tale works as a good "everyday life at the Foundation" story.

"Dr. Partridge is a pear tree."

U wot m8

In all seriousness this was a bundle of fun. Great tale ihp. Well done.

I feel like I should point at all the little things I loved about this, but I already did that in chat. All the nods and jokes are great without getting too ridiculous¹, which is what I like about your writing in general.

gg wp sharkjumper

"As he ran down the corridor, panting loudly, he drew a sprig of mistletoe from his pocket and held it in front of him like Van Helsing would hold a cross to Dracula. Unfortunately, at the moment, the tree was acting more like Alucard."

And upvoted.

What if Christmas was bees?

holy-crap-this-is-a-long-christmas-tale

Indeed, but it's also a Sloth's Pit tale for the ages!

Kant counter- though that's unreliable

Bless you. I also appreciated "E-2512".

Hail Hydrate!

I can't believe these people are giant nerds.

"The Christmas of 2008 never happened. We all agreed on it."

This joke was fantastic.

"…I dunno. I thought that I was kind of hot in that universe."

This was also fantastic.

Did they… make a wrestling ring of mistletoe for the fight?

"Dr. Partridge is a pear tree."

FFFFFFFFUUU—

That was really amazing. Thank you.