I'm another from that Imageboard deep within the internet - I've been around since its inception, and watched it grow.
When a leak of the SCPs rolled around, I took note of the Organization itself and began collecting as much information as I could. Numerous SCPs were birthed, documents were made, and it made me feel all tingly inside. It was a chore in itself to get myself into the Organization, to examine file after file, to see the mysteries within… but I digress.
Gentlemen, I am SCP-654. Or at least, the number I'm assigning myself.
I have a number of SCPs that I have collected information on, and am more than willing to give a light summary on their capabilities before they're sequestered away… or otherwise.
-Myself, namely. The best nickname I've heard yet was 'Databoy'. See, I used to be a plain old human teen, then some things went down and I ended up in Cyberspace, my organic body no longer in existence. I ended up turned completely into computer data, a living, breathing file no bigger than a gigabyte. I'm wholly capable of transferring myself at lightspeed to any device in a wireless or wired network, Encrypted ones are tough… I'll go more in detail of my particular abilities and what works as a firm deterrent at a later time.
-My modem. I always thought it was a strange thing… we received it from our Cable Company as a promotion. Once I hooked the thing up, I was surfing and downloading things faster than I ever had before. It installed some sort of 'Superbrowser' on my computer, and the built-in search engine was finding things I'd never ever heard of. It was like the modem came from a different time or something… or maybe like, a different world. I didn't bother to test too much… but I think it's what's to blame for me being like this.
-A curious piggybank. It's actually pretty darn big… bigger than a football. Has a removable section around the slot you can take out, but… whenever money is put in, it just straight up vanishes! Pretty weird, huh. The next time you find yourself strapped for cash though… you'll find just the amount you need; it doesn't matter if you're barebones, it'll come to you. I'm not sure if it's based on accumulation of funds to wherever it takes them, or it's a sort of thank you… I'm just going off of what I've gathered, so I dunno if it works with anything else yet.
I want to help the Organization - despite the security risk I entail by my knowledge and ability, I feel as though you guys are doing something very important for the world… and you've also got totally cash computers. You got any games? Solitaire and Minesweeper get pretty boring after a while.