Please make yourself a sandbox and link your draft to us here. - Crayne
We would need this in collapsible, just so you know. Just go make sandboxes, peeps.
But isn't just this a rehash of the Monty Python sketch "The Funniest Joke in the World"?
Actually, we need a sandboxed draft. The collapsible thing is really a service provided by mods/admins to people using Most Recent Posts. However, that doesn't motivate OPs to actually go make that sandbox.
I guess you're right. Just thought that was needed at this moment.
Very sorry! Here's the link to the sandbox:
I'm sorry but, as Dr Nikolaus said, this idea just as a concept sounds far too similar to Monty Python's "Funniest Joke in the World" sketch, and is likely to get downvoted upon posting as a result of that.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
Aw crap, that sucks. Ah well, thank you for telling me, that would have been bad
Yes, it's a shame.
Also, I'd recommend reading all of the guides - this seems to fall under the cliche list of "things that overdo what they are supposed to do" which would also get on some people's nerves.
DISCLAIMER: The cliche list is never things you aren't ever supposed to do ever, but are things that people do sorta dislike and generally have been overdone to the point which annoys people unless it's fantastically written and has something new to add, but until you get enough of a grasp of the site and writing style I'd recommend keep away from attempting that.
Of course, I'm fairly new too, so take any advice from higher rated members as much more important than mine.
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
Just for future reference — and I only point it out because I made the same mistake in a story on another site, not too long ago — but parchment isn't paper. Parchment is stretched and treated animal hide, and not based on plant fibers at all. There is such a thing as "parchment paper", but it's a kind of non-stick baking paper and a fairly recent invention.