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Staff members are quacking. Post here if you’ve noticed any instances of this “duck plague” or have any information about what’s going on.
Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!
What are you talking about quack quack? The wiki seems like it's business as usual quack quack. Roget, are you ok quack quack?
Man, I’m havin’ a hard time. It feels like I’m quacking up inside. I might have to duck out of the office early today. Maybe I shouldn’t, I can barely afford bread crumbs with the check I get from that quack!
I don't get it. Why is everybody quacking? There have been no reported breaches recently. Is this a joke? Did some quack release a ducked-up counter-meme? Duck into my office at Site-89 with any available information.
-Ducktor Vaki
Oh god. This seems to be another ducking infohazard. Restart all electronic systems, delete SCP-000, and secure all Duck-Class Personnel. Administer quack-A airborne amnestics. The future looks beak. I will handle the anomalies until then.
-Ducktor Vaki
I suggest that this may be the result of staff members smoking too much quack.
I'm really worried guys, the quacks aren't going away. I'm positive they're not there when I hit post quack quack.
Same here. I've tried editing over them, but they don't go away WHAT THE DUCKING DUCK quack quack
Hey. This might be a tough patch in our Foundation history, but… if you want to make an omelette, you've gotta quack some eggs.
Also–please don't use that curse bird. Fowl language is not permitted here.
Calm down. Everything is under control. quack quack.
Clef I'm pretty sure you're the one who started whatever the duck is going on godduckingdamnit quack quack
It appears to be affecting documents in addition to personnel quack quack. SCP-2393 has been infected quack quack.
I can't take it. quack The ducks. There's ducks everywhere. quack They're all quack looking at me. I can feel their beady little duck eyes… quack looking at me… quack quack quack Across the hall, quack in the cafeteria, quack quack oh god, I can feel it. There's a duck looking at me through my office window. Don't turn around, they can smell fear, don't turn around, they can—
Quack, quack, quack…
What the duck? Dude, chill, you're fine. We'll get out of this. It's all okay. Quack.
SCP Wiki Administrator | Earth: We're all in this together.
What the quack. Is there any possible cure for this?
why are you concerned. Quack Quack your not infected. Quack Quack
A phrase got us into this mess. Maybe a phrase will get us out quack quack
Zyn: You’re not afraid a duck is watching you right now, are you?
