Ask a LurkD
The single spotlight on the stage flickers on and an obscure figure approaches the podium with hollow footsteps. With two hands placed firmly on the wooden frame, the one called LurkD begins.
"In light of certain events I think I needed to call this press conference to help clear the air. I'll answer each question and will be here as long as it takes. One question at a time though please."
The audience murmurs to themselves.
"Now, er, let's begin." A decisive finger points to the crowd. "Yes, you in the second row with the neckbeard and fedora hat. You have a question?"
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