SCP Foundation

You'd be surprised how long kakti can go without water. A good spritzing every week or so is usually good enough for me. And bring on dat sun, can't get enough of it.

I ain't about that coyote action. Mammalians are so uncivilized.

Favorite desert fauna? Pfffffttttttttt.

Next KaktusKast should be here within the next week or so. Fingers crossed.

I DON'T NEED YOUR CHECKS _{^{But we might work something out with that soon}}

Yoric and I actually talked about doing an episode a while back. If some things work out, we may very end up doing it.

Hodor.

The name comes from a minecraft server I used to play on. One day I was walking along a beach and found a huge group of cactus. Within a pagoda on the far end of the beach was a cactus as tall as the height limit and a jukebox, with a sign indicating that it was "d.j. kaktus' beach party".

Before that, I was AbyssShark. After that, I was djkaktus. Never looked back.

I prefer to use the word "enthusiast".

URA, COMRADE! KAKTUS, WILL YOU NOT JOIN US IN THE REVOLUTION?!

Lol this isn't a question as much as it is a thought experiment for the terminally obtuse.

Favorite GOI is the Fifth Church. I was on the Fifthist team for the GOI contest with Faminepulse and Soulless, and learned a lot about them. I think they're fascinating.

Least favorite is probably GRU-P. Nothing against them or the glorious USSR, but there are only a handful of things written about them I even remotely enjoy, and the rest just seems to stretch a bit too much for me.

Top three in Series 2 would probably be:

SCP-1983
SCP-1440
SCP-1958

Though, looking just at a list of high ranking Series 2 skips, I'm almost certainly missing something. It's a great group of articles.

My favorite site author is probably either Dr. Mann, Sorts, Faminepulse or TroyL. Between those four you'll have a really hard time going wrong, I think. For the sake of the question, let's say Mann.