Hey everybody, resident disc jockey and potted desert plant djkaktus here! I've had a number of requests to do one of these, so I figured the time was right to capitalize on this whole "staff ask thread" craze.
For those of you who don't know me, I'm a staff moderator, dental guy, percussionist, and sports fan. I have an author page, I've written a 001 Proposal, have a Podcast, and recently published SCP-1730.
Anyway, I'm a pretty open book. Ask me anything!