Greetings, obfuscators of the unknown! My name is Elijah Sight, here to bedazzle and bedraggle you with my boistrous bufoonery. I binged through about a third of the SCP list in a five-hour marathon last night, and it filled my head with all manner of wild notions. I therefore humbly present myself: Doctor Elijah Sight, visiting field researcher to the SCP Foundation.
Intriguing. If you've got contributive ideas why not make some? We would be poised to strike with constructive and deconstructive criticism at your ideas… In other words, glad to see a fresh meat on the block. :D
I've already got a list all worked up - I just need to get the hang of the wiki format before I start posting 'em.
Ominously foreshadowed by Yellowdrake's generous gift, one of my recent discoveries takes the superficially innocent form of an extraordinarily delicious rhubarb pie…