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Um, hi. You guys already know my username, so I'm just gonna try and assure you that I will do my best to NOT be the Uwe Boll of the SCP Wiki. With that being said, I would really appreciate it if someone could give me some basic advice relating to ( I'm assuming that there are some small things that "How to Write an SCP" didn't cover.) writing/posting SCP pages on this site.

Alrighty, now that last bit is out of the way, I'm just gonna tell you guys a few unimportant things about me:

• I live in Maine, or "that state where nothing happens but trees and lobsters" as I like to call it.

• I get distracted easily and I am an avid procrastinator. ( As I wrote this I stopped to make myself a sandwich that tasted like shit, played Agario for a half an hour as The SCP Foundation, watched the trailer for Fallout 4 twice, and browsed Reddit as I was doing all of these things.)

• I believe that CleganeBowl is gonna happen and if you disagree with me then you are a heretic.

This took me way too long to finish.

I would really appreciate it if someone could give me some basic advice relating to ( I'm assuming that there are some small things that "How to Write an SCP" didn't cover.) writing/posting SCP pages on this site.

Uhhhhhh… that really depends on what you want to write. There's plenty of things How to Write an SCP doesn't cover in detail, because not everyone's going to write a GOI-plot-heavy scarily-expunged humanoid etc. That's why we've got the Guide Hub! Browse around those pages if you haven't yet, and if you've still got questions relating to the writing process here, make a new thread in the General Advice forum. Most "basic advice" is covered in the How to Write an SCP Guide already. Make sure you read through all the tabs at the top. :)

Trees and lobsters are nice. Do you have a favorite tree? Favorite lobster dish? (I know a Chinese seafood place in my city that does a really nice lobster and noodles dish. I don't remember ever having lobster anywhere else, actually…)

Anyway, if you've got any further questions, head over to the forums or feel free to PM me or another staff member.

Welcome to the site!