Thank you for the assistance, and to address said comments.
I preferred the previous picture
Light told me I'd have to include the words in the picture as part of the word count.
but I didn't think you'd manage it within the word count, so didn't mention it.
I had my doubts too, but it worked out in the end.
deliberately oddly phrased?
I'm gonna play the alternate universe card. King Pan would not necessarily follow our grammatical structure and syntax.
And really minor, but maybe goat meat, to avoid 2 of your 3 -Eris events involving birds.
Changed that to mutton, which is goat meat.
if there is a temporary expansion of TRNC sovereignty, I think you should substitute "Greek" for "Turkish" here. Otherwise that might be seen as an act of aggression against Greece.
You know what, you're correct. I will add in Cyprus to round up everything.
That's it for me, I guess.