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Liked it as a draft, like it now.

Birds replacing things? Toucan play this game. Owl say though, I don't egret upvoting this article. Time and ptarmigan, your writing impresses, and that's nothing to grouse about.

It was interesting. Then I got to the transcript of the phone call.

+1. And take a bonus +1 for manfully (personfully?) resisting the temptation to make a joke about tweeting.

Image credits. Super thanks to Iruel for the idea! Ireul, to whom I owe one pizza.

This was sitting in my sandbox for quite a while, so I decided to give it a quick dusting-off and slap it onto the site. Let's hope it sticks!

This is cute and weird from the fucking start, and it doesn't stop getting weirder and cuter. The exploding birdflesh part was definitely weird and was definitely an "eh" thing to me, but it doesn't really bring the article down. Some of the interview feels forced dialogue-wise, but again, it's not in a way worth changing, because it hammers the joke in really well. +1.

SCP-2232-01 being used to make a phone call.

That picture though. That alone made me go "what" and read everything. Very nice hook.

Lesson learned: One should not overcharge birds.

Android 5.7.4 "Delicious Sunflower Seeds".

upvoted here, nothing I saw afterwards would have prompted me to change my mind. This is a great SCP.

Using SCP-2232 to make calls or send text messages must be done in the presence of a certified bird handler.

..and then you had me hooked. This is deep in stoves-limes-coffee-makers-and-pony-trams territory here. +1

Implying that there's a whole universe made entirely of birds… you got all the wat. +1

I recalled reading this as a draft once, liked it then, and like it now. Here's another for the absurdist school of SCPs.