…I'm out of ways to say "hello" without sounding silly. I honestly don't remember how I found my way here, but it was probably through TVTropes; what I do know is that my reading time at work has been completely subsumed by the site.
I know what you're going to say, and yes, I have read the How-To page and the Cliches page. I'm currently in the process of reading through the SCPs, for entertainment and education, and I will reread both pages again before I even think of posting anything.
Joining the chat will perhaps be more iffy, as chatting is not exactly on the near side of the "things I can get away with at work" line. I'll do what I can, and make every effort to not suck regardless.