I'm working on a SCP for a rope that is just an irritating SOB. The title is Jerk, as a little 'ha ha'.
The thing will be mostly nuisance, and the article is mostly a vehicle for expressing the irritation a supervisor researcher has on the contempt his staff have for it.
It can be found (so far just containment procedure, as I'm trying to get the style down) at here.
I'm having a bit of difficulty avoiding the 'Guys, guys! look at this' style of writing, where everything is out there to be seen. It's hard to write less!
Comments are welcome on the content of the sections presented and, while it may hurt, on the idea itself.
As much as it's not Lovecraftian, would it qualify as 'joke'? I haven't been paying attention to tags as I've been reading previous entries.