I've made a sizable addition to the 'second attempt' I posted a few hours ago here:
http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/l33tr
The tongue bottle now has a secondary effect, discovered with the help of Research Assistants James and Kembel.
Yes, I'm aware that cross-SCP'ing can be frowned upon if not done gracefully. This is why this is going on the draft site first.
EDIT: Vanson's kindly informed me that I'm a moron (my words, not his) and that I should have posted this update in the original thread instead of making a whole new thread. DELETE PLZ