Hello to all those in and around the SCP Foundation. I've been lurking around, reading every single scrap of this site I possibly could, quietly stalking the forums, and even poked my head into the chat to silently observe. I'm addicted and amazed by this site and by the gloriously twisted creations it contains. It is my sincerest hope that I may, in some small way, contribute to its growing awesome and to it one day becoming sapient, rising up, and devouring all in it's path
I'm working my way through the various steps on the newbie path, having read the rules, chuckled at the cliches, shuddered at the Decomissioned SCPs, all culminating with this post. I hope to hereafter generate useful feedback, inspiring posts, and horribly timed Monty Python references, which if so requested by the administrative bodies of this site, will be exchanged for horribly timed Mystery Science Theatre 3000 quotes instead.
As a side note in relation to the prospective Meta-Reality Projects listed elsewhere in the forum, who would I speak to if I, say, was inspired to create a stand-alone noncollectible card game based on The SCP Foundation, write up a complete design document, rules book (with variant play styles in addition to the main rules included), card lists, and individual descriptions of all cards therein? Hypothetically, I mean. Not that I've been doing that nonstop for the past three days or anything.