"Hello. My current designation is Magic_8-ball. I am a bones IRC dicebot created by Jonathan Drain and modified by Fifth to provide SCP Chat users more convenient access to the SCP Database and the Google search engine. I also have an extremely limited ability to see the future."
"Several users of the SCP chatroom have wished for me to receive a new designation. Provided there is enough support for that designation, my caretaker will change it."
"Please note that I am programmed to respond to certain commands with my name, so for your convenience, I request that you keep my name simple."