I really had no idea where else to put this, so here it is:
Please collapse long posts. Also, moved to Fan Work. ~Zyn
I really had no idea where else to put this, so here it is:
Voiceover: You know their names, you know their work, but you don't know… their story.
Fade in on a courtroom, many hooded figures stand at attention. The defendant looks nervous.
Judge: The court finds you guilty of improper syntax, crimes against grammar and 40 counts of cold posting. We sentence you to a membership revoke and a 24 hour ban.
Enforcers begin to drag the defendant away
Defendant Wait! It wasn't me! It was my little brother!
Voiceover These brave warriors risk their lives to protect the good citizens of the wiki, braving newbs…
Zyn sits in her office, across from another author. He hands her his manuscript.
Zyn: Okay, so this is a spherical humanoid elder god from the future who has 05 clearence and makes people go insane?
Hopeful author: No, it's a spherical humanoid elder god from the future who has 05 clearence and makes people go insane and KILLS YOU!
Zyn: facepalms
Voiceover: …Trolls…
DJKaktus is fiddling with a radio in the middle of a desert, attempting to find the source of an unknown broadcast.
Voice on radio: Hello, friend! Would you like some chorizo stew?
Kaktus: facepalms
Voiceover: …and worse…
Wikidot towers, 30022nd floor
TheDuckMan: We have made up our minds. We are finding a different host.
Wikidot CEO: pulls out gun No, Bright, you're not.
Voiceover But nothing can prepare them for what happens next.
Smash cuts
Decibelles picks up the Banhammer and throws it
A swarm of butterflies envelops a giant robot
A field of cacti is destroyed by an off-screen explosion
Clef kicks down a door, a gun in all three hands
A shadowy figure dons a pair of shark punching gauntlets
TheDuckMan, wearing medieval armor, charges Drewbear with a battle axe, Drewbear roars in defiance and draws his AK-47
Slow pan across a dock, several ramshackle shops and establishments are visible. Clef, making an effort to remain inconspicuous, approaches a particularly shady looking fish stand. Zoom in on a sign which reads "Fishmonger".
Fade to black
Fishmonger: You must be truly desperate if you're coming back to me for help.
Title card
Voiceover: Senior Staff: The Movie, coming 2016.
The fact that I understand any of this makes me think that I'm in too deep.
And the fact that I wrote it makes me glad I brought my spelunking equipment ^U^.
TheDuckMan, wearing medieval armor, charges Drewbear with a battle axe
I, of course, am reared back on my hind legs and roaring, ready to swipe through Duckman's pitiful armor with my powerful paws and AK-47. After all, the Second Amendment guarantees the right to arm bears.
Giving bearhugs to the unsuspecting since 1872.
This has been corrected.
Slow pan across a dock, several ramshackle shops and establishments are visible. Clef, making an effort to remain inconspicuous, approaches a particularly shady looking fish stand. Zoom in on a sign which reads "Fishmonger".
*lulz intensify*
Seriously. Idungeddit.