SCP Foundation

Voiceover: You know their names, you know their work, but you don't know… their story.

Fade in on a courtroom, many hooded figures stand at attention. The defendant looks nervous.

Judge: The court finds you guilty of improper syntax, crimes against grammar and 40 counts of cold posting. We sentence you to a membership revoke and a 24 hour ban.

Enforcers begin to drag the defendant away

Defendant Wait! It wasn't me! It was my little brother!

Voiceover These brave warriors risk their lives to protect the good citizens of the wiki, braving newbs…

Zyn sits in her office, across from another author. He hands her his manuscript.

Zyn: Okay, so this is a spherical humanoid elder god from the future who has 05 clearence and makes people go insane?

Hopeful author: No, it's a spherical humanoid elder god from the future who has 05 clearence and makes people go insane and KILLS YOU!

Zyn: facepalms

Voiceover: …Trolls…

DJKaktus is fiddling with a radio in the middle of a desert, attempting to find the source of an unknown broadcast.

Voice on radio: Hello, friend! Would you like some chorizo stew?

Kaktus: facepalms

Voiceover: …and worse…

Wikidot towers, 30022nd floor

TheDuckMan: We have made up our minds. We are finding a different host.

Wikidot CEO: pulls out gun No, Bright, you're not.

Voiceover But nothing can prepare them for what happens next.

Smash cuts

Decibelles picks up the Banhammer and throws it

A swarm of butterflies envelops a giant robot

A field of cacti is destroyed by an off-screen explosion

Clef kicks down a door, a gun in all three hands

A shadowy figure dons a pair of shark punching gauntlets

TheDuckMan, wearing medieval armor, charges Drewbear with a battle axe, Drewbear roars in defiance and draws his AK-47

Slow pan across a dock, several ramshackle shops and establishments are visible. Clef, making an effort to remain inconspicuous, approaches a particularly shady looking fish stand. Zoom in on a sign which reads "Fishmonger".

Fade to black

Fishmonger: You must be truly desperate if you're coming back to me for help.

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Voiceover: Senior Staff: The Movie, coming 2016.