So, here it is.
Made it more of a story, will probably make the log a collab.
EDIT:forgot the link, http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/drsciants
I believe you forgot a link.
As there is another thread for this draft, this thread is now locked. Reviewers, please comment here: http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1610263/second-draft-fixed-link#post-2460776
Authors, please only use one thread per draft. That keeps it fair to other people who don't flood the forums with their stuff, and helps the reviewers as well.