Everybody stops and stays staring at SCP 173 (even 682 was afraid of him, remember?). Then SCP 096 gets in someone's line of sight and tries to [DATA EXPUNGED] that SCP. Domino effect, everyone's trying to watch 173 and avoid seeing 096's face (and maybe fighting 096 as well).
Never put SCP 173 and 096 in the same room with other people
EDIT: I'm talking about sentinel SCPs, I don't really care about objects. Though 500 would be gobbled in three seconds.
EDIT: Mistyped 096
EDIT: No, what would happen is SCP- -J wins. Because whenever someone goes to kill it, they go eh, 682 is a bigger threat I'll deal with this later.
EDIT: For some reason the underline doesn't show up. I mean the "Procrastini" SCP.