I signed in just now just to upvote this and comment!
I agree with everything above. And more ;>. In order to give this excellent basic idea more oompph, you should expand it a bit. IMO, the 'Interview' should be titled 'test log', and the reported results (! ;>) should be a bit shorter and far more varied (for one thing, there is a distinct lack of the word 'pickaboo!' in your article…).
Oh, and the picture doesn't exactly show a 'newborn'… You should perhaps correct this. Be clinical, DomeAcolyte!!!! ;-D
I thoroughly disagree with this:
This is not how normal people interact with their kids,
It is totally how people should interact with their kids!
Yeah. Still some work to do on this, please do, it's worth it, and upvote for encouragements!
PICKABOO! Where is Eta Carinae? Where is she?
Oh. She's gone…